RuPaul's Drag Race 9x2

1. - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race..."

2. - Holy shit.

3. I'm on "RuPaul's Drag Race Season 9,"

4. and Lady Gaga is in the same room as me.

5. Aah!

6. - Ladies, we're throwing the Miss Charisma, Uniqueness,

7. Nerve & Talent Pageant.

8. Eureka. - Yes.

9. - Sasha Velour. - It's gonna be hard

10. for this not to be one of my favorites.

11. - Nina Bo'nina Brown. - I see a star.

12. - The winner is...

13. Nina Bo'nina Brown. - Yeah!

14. - Yes! (applause)

15. - Oh, wait a minute. Stop the music, please.

16. I'm introducing

17. a 14th queen into the race.

18. - What?

19. - No fucking way! What?

20. - How you doing, mis amores?

21. Are you ready to see my Coo-Coo again?

22. I'm back, mis amores.

23. - Welcome back, Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

24. - Guide me, Jesus.

25. - I'm back.

26. - Oh, my God.

27. Welcome back, Cynthia.

28. - Oh, God.

29. - Congratulations to the winner.

30. - Thank you, doll. Thank you.

31. And congrats on you getting better with your health.

32. - It was a roller coaster. - Right.

33. - But, you know, I'm here.

34. I was diagnosed with liver cancer stage one,

35. but I'm in remission and I feel healthier as ever.

36. My Coo-Coo is fantastic, girl.

37. I'm not gonna take the opportunity

38. that RuPaul has given to me in granted.

39. This Coo-Coo is ready.

40. This is home.

41. - I don't want to sound like a hater or anything,

42. but, like, is this, like, a joke

43. or are you legitimately back, sis?

44. - Baby, I'm back.

45. I know I'm Miss Congeniality,

46. but I'm no came here to play games.

47. - I'm happy that Cynthia is getting her second chance,

48. but on the other hand,

49. I'm like, oh, we got this bitch

50. that already knows this competition,

51. and that can get you very, very far.

52. - I'm afraid of what's coming next.

53. This just got real, honey.

54. - Ha-ha!

55. - (sighs) I'm not very happy that Cynthia is back.

56. She could take us out.

57. - Hallelujah, my pussy and my Coo-Coo is burning.

58. - I haven't yet seen this infamous Coo-Coo of yours,

59. and I need to see it,

60. because if you're gonna say Coo-Coo around me,

61. you better make sure yours looks better than mine.

62. - Ooh.

63. - The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

64. receives a one-year supply

65. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

66. and a cash prize of $100,000.

67. With extra special guest judges the B-52s.

68. - I didn't know this Coo-Coo was happening today.

69. (alarm) - Ooh!

70. - She done already done had herses.

71. - If you can't love yourself,

72. let me.

73. I'm your biggest fan.

74. Your number one.

75. Well, technically, only one of you can be number one,

76. so the rest of you are, like, losers.

77. Sorry about it.

78. - Hello, hello, hello!

79. - Lisa mother fucking Kudrow.

80. I am gagged.

81. - Lady Gaga was just here, and now Lisa Kudrow.

82. I'm really digging Season 9.

83. - Say hi to my pal Lisa Kudrow.

84. (cheers and applause) - Hi.

85. - I just ran into her on the lot,

86. and she wanted to come over and say hello.

87. - Yeah, you guys look great.

88. - Oh, my God, stop.

89. - (laughs) - Lisa's character Val Cherish

90. from the brilliant show "The Comeback,"

91. is the reason I say hello, hello, hello

92. every time I walk into the workroom.

93. Did you know that? - No!

94. - I didn't know that. - Neither did I.

95. - Now, Lisa, would you mind saying that one thing

96. that you say for me, please?

97. - Well, I got it.

98. - That was good, but can you say it happier?

99. - Well, I got it.

100. - Bigger, bigger.

101. - Well, I got it!

102. Now I look like a fool.

103. - (laughs)

104. Lisa, come back any time.

105. - Okay, thanks. - Thank you, darling.

106. Mwah, mwah. (cheers and applause)

107. - Bye!

108. - Ladies, I have a little secret to tell you.

109. When I was a little kid, I wanted to be a cheerleader.

110. I loved the short skirts,

111. the sassy comebacks and the death drop splits.

112. So for this week's maxi challenge,

113. you'll be competing in the biggest, baddest

114. cheer battle in herstory.

115. First, you need to divide into two squads.

116. Nina Bo'nina Brown, you won last week's challenge,

117. and Cynthia Lee Fontaine, you're back,

118. so I'm making you two head cheerleaders.

119. Pick your squads. Nina.

120. - Shea Coulee.

121. - Ha! Aah!

122. - Ooh, you playing the race card?

123. Cynthia. - Kimora.

124. - Oh.

125. - My team is going to be the Coo-Coo team.

126. - Alexis.

127. - Eureka!

128. - Oh, come on.

129. - Aja.

130. - Farrah Moan.

131. - Oh, team Coo-Coo, team Coo-Coo, go!

132. - I choose Sasha. - Yes!

133. - Peppermint.

134. - Because I have a heart for the underdog, I choose Jaymes.

135. - Aw. - Aw.

136. - She was just doing community service.

137. - Oh!

138. - I'm feeling a little self conscious

139. about being labeled an underdog,

140. because I consider myself very much a competitor.

141. - All right. Welcome, Trinity.

142. Yes!

143. - I choose Charlie.

144. - Which means Valentina, you're on Coo-Coo's team.

145. - I feel like Valentina was picked last

146. because she's already mentioned

147. she's only been doing drag for 10 months.

148. So I think we're all like, well, what can she bring?

149. - It doesn't feel good to be chosen last,

150. but little do these queens know

151. that in their team they got the superstar.

152. - Team Nina Bo'nina Brown,

153. you'll be cheering for the home team,

154. RuPaul's Glamazons.

155. - Yes, honey. - Yes.

156. - And Team Coo-Coo, you'll be cheering

157. for our extra special guest judges, the B-52s.

158. - Yes! (applause)

159. - Kate, Fred and Cindy gave me a big break

160. when they cast me in their music video for "Love Shack."

161. - Ooh! - Oh, yeah!

162. - All right, gentlemen, start your engines.

163. And may the best woman win.

164. - So anybody have any insight so far?

165. - There's literally like an adjective

166. for every single queen. - Mm-hmm.

167. - So I think we should go through that

168. and assess, like, who matches the description the most.

169. - Doll, I want to be sassy.

170. - Okay.

171. - Can I be flirty? - You can have that.

172. - I think that now would be a great time

173. for Jaymes to— if you want to, like—

174. - Yes, to really show himself.

175. - If you do snoozy in funny way, it would be funny.

176. - I think floozy is more my role

177. 'cause it's all about high energy

178. and all about being over the top.

179. - Impact, yeah, yeah.

180. - I want floozy. - Ooh.

181. - Take snoozy, girl.

182. It'll be hilarious.

183. It'll be great.

184. I'm not snoozy.

185. I'm just—it's not me.

186. - Honestly, Alexis, I feel like

187. even though, like, snoozy may be a challenge,

188. I think it's a challenge that you can definitely rise to.

189. - The other girls assure me

190. and encourage me that I can make snoozy work.

191. You're right, girl. I can do any of these.

192. - And these are characters.

193. - And you're sure you're comfortable with that?

194. - I'll do whatever, yeah.

195. And they're right. I'm an actress.

196. - Should we, like, stand up and do it, just so we have like—

197. - Yeah, do you want to get it off the—

198. - Ru call.

199. - I'm Charlie, I'm boozy.

200. - I'm Alexis, I'm snoozy.

201. - Jaymes, I'm Jews—ugh.

202. - I'm Aja, I'm sassy.

203. - I'm Nina, I'm assy.

204. - I'm Jaymes and I'm—oh.

205. I'm Jaymes and I'm a floozy.

206. - Wait, wait, wait, wait.

207. I don't think your part comes in that late.

208. - You got to jump right in. - Yeah, yeah.

209. - It's got a slow beat to it.

210. - No, but you have to do the first beat.

211. - You start in time and then you stretch the floozy.

212. - I'm Charlie, I'm boozy.

213. - I'm Alexis, I'm snoozy.

214. - And I'm Jaymes and I'm a floozy.

215. - Captain, may I speak out of turn for a little bit?

216. - Of course. Go ahead.

217. - Girl, you gotta sell floozy.

218. If you wanted to be the floozy, you gotta be the floozy.

219. - All right. - I'm not seeing it yet, okay?

220. I'm not— I want to encourage you.

221. I'm just saying, do it. Do it, girl.

222. Come forward.

223. - Jaymes doesn't seem to be here mentally,

224. and this is not the time

225. to be figuring out how to get your mind in the game.

226. It already has to be there.

227. - It's gonna be a long day.

228. - Coming up...

229. - Whoo! - Aah!

230. - Oh, my God!

231. I cannot believe what they are asking us to do.

232. - There's gonna be a severe injury on this episode.

233. - All right, guys.

234. Five, six, seven, eight.

235. Let's go!

236. - Today's maxi challenge is a straight up

237. "Bring It On" style cheer battle, bitch.

238. - Why don't we do it one more time.

239. I'm gonna sing it with you so we can get it in time.

240. Let's do it again.

241. - This is gonna sound crazy,

242. but what if we go back to your idea you had before?

243. - Of what? - Oh, you want to switch?

244. - Where I do more of the character and you do flirty.

245. - Do you want to try that? Okay.

246. - Yeah. - Okay.

247. - 'Cause that way, if I'm coming right behind somebody,

248. it's easier for me to keep time.

249. - And that's a good idea. Okay.

250. So I'm gonna— we're gonna switch now.

251. - We'll switch it out.

252. - The decision to have Alexis and Jaymes switch characters

253. is the right decision.

254. We're all thinking it.

255. It's gonna be better for everyone concerned.

256. - I'm Charlie, I'm boozy.

257. - Jaymes, I'm floozy.

258. - We are actually rooting for Jaymes

259. and want him to shine,

260. but he's gonna have to believe in himself

261. to really sell this challenge.

262. - One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

263. - It's time for rehearsal.

264. - One, two, three.

265. - Ay dios mio!

266. My Coo-Coo is just shaking right now.

267. - All right, guys. I'm Dom.

268. I'm a two-time world cheerleading champion,

269. and I'm here to teach you guys a competitive cheer routine.

270. - All right.

271. - It's gonna consist of some tumbling,

272. some jumping, some stunts.

273. We're gonna have to work together,

274. but you're also gonna have to learn how to stand out

275. at the same time.

276. We're gonna start it with stunting.

277. - I am so pissed.

278. I don't know who even does cartwheels anymore.

279. It's not even the eighties.

280. - So what you're going to do is dip down on one,

281. stand up, lock out your legs,

282. squeeze your tush and hold.

283. - Oh, my gosh.

284. - Five, six, seven, eight.

285. One and three, dip one, straight leg.

286. - Ooh! - Wow!

287. - Oh, my God!

288. I cannot believe what they are asking us to do.

289. - Dip one, then three.

290. - Oh!

291. - Okay, make sure when you go back down,

292. you reach for their shoulders.

293. - There's gonna be a severe injury on this episode.

294. - Valentina, ready?

295. Dip one, up, three.

296. - I was literally shaking,

297. but I said to myself, Valentina, when in doubt, smile.

298. - One, two, down three.

299. Okay. Can we switch out the fliers now?

300. Ready. And five, six, seven, eight.

301. Dip one, straight legs.

302. - Oh!

303. Bitch, I'm scared of heights.

304. Oh, my God! This is scary as fuck!

305. If I fall, it's gonna fuck up my face.

306. - Then, three. - Oh!

307. - My face is definitely expensive

308. and I don't want to mess that up.

309. No, ma'am. Oh, that's not for me.

310. - We are feeling the pressure and the burn.

311. Although the burn might be something else.

312. - Oh.

313. - All right.

314. - Yes.

315. - We're back in the workroom

316. and we're all frantically doing our part

317. to get our looks ready for our cheer competition.

318. We have our work cut out for us.

319. - We all have to look amazing.

320. - I don't have bloomers.

321. - I'm gonna wear tights.

322. - Yeah, but you still have to have panties on.

323. - No, I'm not wearing anything underneath.

324. - What?

325. - So if you go like this,

326. it just looks like Barbie crotch?

327. - Why am I being attacked of being a woman?

328. - Women wear bloomers underneath their cheerleading clothes.

329. - Not the slutty ones.

330. (all laugh) Fine, I'll wear panties.

331. - (laughs)

332. - RuPaul Glamazons, we're gonna teach you how to stunt

333. so we can do some pyramids.

334. Ready, and five, six, seven, eight.

335. Dip one, two and three.

336. - Should the inside of the palms be together?

337. - As close as you can. - Okay.

338. - Don't think about looking straight forward.

339. Turn your head to the side. You're gonna get a face full.

340. - That's not a problem. (all laugh)

341. - You think you got it?

342. - (sighs)

343. I'm thinking to myself, it's probably not the sport

344. for people with an AARP membership.

345. - And dip one in three.

346. Good. Straight arms.

347. Try and lift those knees up to your chest.

348. And five, six, seven, eight.

349. Dip one, two, three.

350. How are we feeling?

351. - Fabulous. (all laugh)

352. We're gonna need stunt doubles.

353. - You guys, I can't even believe I'm still stoning this.

354. Like, this is hard labor work.

355. This is why I pay people to do this.

356. - Stoning really does feed my soul.

357. - It does me, too.

358. I love to put sparkle on everything.

359. - I think when you stone anything,

360. it's just an excuse to look great

361. without really even being great.

362. Stoning is for ugly girls.

363. Don't get me wrong, but I think all of us,

364. we kind of grew up differently, you know.

365. Like, some of us love to, like, create things.

366. - Well, some of us don't love it.

367. Some of us have to do this to survive.

368. Sewing all day makes my back hurt,

369. and I eventually get so creatively exhausted

370. that I just despise looking at my crafting room.

371. But I know that if I don't go in there,

372. I'm not gonna be able to go to the buffet that I want to later.

373. - Sister, I'll take you to the buffet with me.

374. - Well, bitch, you take me to a buffet

375. and I'll sew you something.

376. - So can you finish this for me then?

377. - Kimora is gorgeous, but that attitude...

378. - I'm getting tired, I'm getting thirsty

379. and I'm getting, like, anxiety right now.

380. - Not cute, girl.

381. - Oh!

382. - Coming up... - Wait!

383. - Uh, this is my virgin de Guadalupe.

384. I've really been praying to her every single night.

385. - You crazy, bitch.

386. - Yay! - Yeah.

387. - Day two, whores.

388. - Glamazons are gonna kick the B-52s asses.

389. - So today is the day

390. we're about to perform

391. this mother fucking cheer challenge.

392. - Wait! Girl!

393. Do you really?

394. - Oh, this is my virgin de Guadalupe.

395. I wish I could turn her on,

396. but I really been praying to her every single night

397. just to watch over me

398. and guide me through this process.

399. - Who, Madonna?

400. - No, la virgin de Guadalupe.

401. - You crazy, bitch.

402. That's some crazy shit.

403. - Everybody gets to have a drag mom,

404. but I feel like la virgin de Guadalupe

405. is my drag mom.

406. She helped get me here.

407. She's gonna help me win, too.

408. Please help me win this challenge.

409. I need to win.

410. Love you, thank you.

411. - Did you do high school sports?

412. - I played tennis and then I did swimming and diving.

413. And I think the diving

414. kind of helped me out with this a little bit.

415. - Yeah. Girl, I did high school cheerleading.

416. - Yes. - We never did no—

417. Girl, it was a black high school.

418. We, like, you know...

419. - Right. (laughs)

420. - I'll never forget I was in the gym

421. with all the cheerleaders.

422. Some of the girls were like, oh, what do you think

423. about that basketball player over there?

424. He was so fine.

425. - Boing.

426. - Like, gorgeous cocoa skin.

427. And I was like, oh, he's cute, he's cute.

428. And later on, at lunch,

429. I see the entire basketball team looking at me

430. like I'm about to get it.

431. So I get up and I'm like, let me get out of here early.

432. I'm by myself in the stairwell,

433. and the entire basketball team comes up the steps,

434. and one of the boys beats the hell out of me.

435. - (gasps) - No, Pep.

436. - It's true.

437. But afterwards, I was talking to the secretary,

438. told her what happened.

439. And you know how the high school offices

440. have, like, all glass windows.

441. - Uh-huh.

442. - So I turned around, and I swear,

443. the entire school was just there.

444. It felt like a circle of love.

445. Like, people were crying, my friends were out there.

446. So I felt pretty good, you know.

447. And he got expelled. - Right on.

448. - I stayed captain of the cheerleading squad.

449. - Come on.

450. - When I was in high school,

451. I was singled out for being different.

452. After that incident,

453. I had strangers reaching out to me,

454. and I knew right away

455. that I was loved, and that felt great.

456. - Cynthia, your story really touched me

457. because I have a lot of people in my family

458. who have had cancer, and, like, and who have—

459. who have passed because of that.

460. - Oh, my God. - I just wanted to make sure

461. that you're okay, because I know your struggle

462. which was hard, and it really touched my heart.

463. - Thank you. Girl, whoo!

464. It's a challenge.

465. Everything was a real mess.

466. I get my results and it was liver cancer stage one.

467. So I was like, what?

468. You know, I mean, I just...

469. I was living my dream,

470. and now I need to face, like, liver cancer.

471. I was sad.

472. I was really sad.

473. It's hard when you know that you have a disease

474. and maybe probably could be, you know,

475. the last days of your life.

476. I mean, the immune system goes down.

477. So even a cold,

478. it can possibly, like, kill you, so, I mean—

479. - It's unreal to think that you could die.

480. - At any moment. - Any moment.

481. - But let me tell you. I'm in remission.

482. - Cynthia is living proof that cancer is not the end.

483. - Whoo! Group hug. We need a group hug.

484. - If anything, she's stronger competing now.

485. It has given her a drive to really succeed,

486. and she's doing it with beauty

487. and with a sense of humor,

488. and that's a drag we need.

489. And what?

490. - Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

491. My head cheerleader, Michelle Visage.

492. How's your head?

493. - Haven't had any complaints.

494. - (laughs)

495. And everybody's grooving because it's the B-52s.

496. Hey, is your tin roof still rusted?

497. - Ooh, yeah. - Oh, yeah.

498. - Yeah, baby.

499. - This week, our queens are competing

500. in the biggest, baddest cheer battle ever.

501. Let's check in with our very own Ross Mathews.

502. - Yes, Ru, this is so exciting!

503. It smells like queen spirit.

504. I'm actually literally gagging.

505. Back to you.

506. - Thanks, Ross. We'll be watching.

507. Gentlemen, start your engines,

508. and may the best woman win.

509. Coming up...

510. - Whoo! - Ow!

511. - It's the "RuPaul's Drag Race"

512. Cheer Battle Extravaganza!

513. RuPaul's Glamazons versus the B-52 Bombers.

514. - Ru call.

515. - I'm Aja, I'm sassy.

516. - I'm Nina, I'm assy.

517. - I'm Shea, I'm flirty.

518. - I'm Sasha, I'm dirty.

519. - I'm Charlie, I'm boozy.

520. - I'm Jaymes, I'm snoozy.

521. - I'm Alexis and I'm a floozy.

522. We are RuPaul's Glamazons.

523. Got our tucking panties on.

524. Our beat is unstoppable.

525. Our wigs are unclockable.

526. All right, work it, work it, all right.

527. - B-52 Bombers, let's go!

528. - I'm Coo-Coo, I'm naughty.

529. - I'm Kimora, I'm slutty.

530. - I'm Eureka, I'm wacky.

531. - I'm Trinity, I'm tacky.

532. - I'm Farrah, I'm thorny.

533. - I'm Peppermint, I'm corny.

534. - I'm Valentina, I'm also corny.

535. Our lobsters are rocking.

536. Our love is in the shack.

537. We're roaming 'cause we wanna,

538. so haters step back.

539. B-50-who?

540. Not as cool as Ru.

541. RuPaul is more fierce than Kate could ever be.

542. More woman than Fred and more man than Cindy.

543. RuPaul is shameless, selling candy bars and more.

544. - Ugh! She even had a perfume

545. and it was called Whore.

546. Your beehive's busted.

547. Your songs are too slow.

548. You should go retire in a private Ida-ho.

549. - And it's time for the tumbling package.

550. - Yeah, big girl. Come on, bitch, yes.

551. Holy fuck.

552. I land and I feel my knee pop.

553. But I knew there was no way I was stopping.

554. Bitch, I'm on a roll.

555. - Whoo! - Aah!

556. - Now, that was impressive.

557. - Valentina surprised me.

558. I feel a little bit like, oh, my God.

559. I choose her last,

560. but she came to slay.

561. - Ms. Jaymes? Girl.

562. - Whoo! - Whoo!

563. - There we go.

564. - Now the ladies will move on to the group dance.

565. - Whoo!

566. Whoo!

567. - Five, six, seven, eight.

568. - Glamazons, Bombers, the battle raging on.

569. This cheer ain't over.

570. Now bring it on!

571. - When I get all the way up to the top,

572. I feel like, yes, I'm a cheerleader.

573. - Oh!

574. - Whoo! (cheers and applause)

575. - The judges are going to have a tough time scoring this one.

576. I feel bad for them.

577. Oh, wait. I'm a judge. Uh.

578. - The category is white party realness.

579. Nina Bo'nina Brown Zeta Jones.

580. - Glamazon Shazaam-a-zon.

581. - When Nina Bo'nina Banana Osama bin Laden Brown

582. hits the runway, child, I'm a bad bitch.

583. - Hungry, hungry hip pads.

584. - Ooh.

585. - Alexis Michelle.

586. - Do these earrings make my ass look fat?

587. - I'm serving glamour,

588. but I've got it turned on its ear just a little bit.

589. - Tin roof frosted.

590. Shea Coulee.

591. - I'll have two vanilla cones, please.

592. - I'm serving you chocolate sixties bodacious babe.

593. - Remember when we used to do white lines?

594. - Whoo! - (laughs)

595. - Charlie Hides.

596. - Very Linda Evans from "Dynasty."

597. - The outfit is amazing.

598. I look like a fashion illustration of the Snow Queen.

599. - You know, she's from the hood.

600. - Sasha Velour.

601. - I've taken a classic silhouette and updated it

602. with a commitment to showing women who are strong.

603. - You know what they say about girls who wear white pumps.

604. - True hooker.

605. - Mm-hmm.

606. - Aja.

607. - Where's my fava beans and chianti?

608. - I believe that's a whitening strip, actually.

609. - I'm an Illuminati princess.

610. They tried to silence me, and I'm like, no, bitch,

611. I'm still gonna talk.

612. - Now you Khali-see me, now you don't.

613. - Hmm.

614. - Jaymes Mansfield.

615. - Gentlemen prefer a white muff.

616. - My look is fun. It's campy.

617. I look fabulous.

618. - The girl can't help it.

619. - Oh, I'm sure she can.

620. - Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

621. - Oh, my goodness, I think I'm having a déjà Ru.

622. - I'm going to the most expensive

623. white party ever, okay?

624. - My fair Coo-Coo.

625. - (laughs)

626. - Farrah Moan.

627. - I like the peek-a-boos.

628. - I'm giving you a little bit of ass,

629. a little bit of class and some broken glass.

630. - She is quite the hipster.

631. Valentina.

632. - Oh.

633. - Nice day for a white wedding.

634. - I'm inspired by my mom and dad's wedding video.

635. My mom was known as the beautiful bride in her hometown,

636. and I want to tell you that story.

637. - If anybody has any objections, shut the fuck up.

638. - Yeah. (laughs)

639. Trinity Taylor.

640. - I think a UFO landed.

641. - My ass looks really good in these white pants.

642. They look like two snowballs just juggling.

643. - I hear she comes in piece.

644. - Kimora Blac.

645. - Now that's my kind of patriotism.

646. - I'm going to a white party on a boat

647. with hot sailors, and we're gonna have fun.

648. - I don't think she'll sink, do you?

649. - She comes with her own flotation device.

650. Peppermint. Ooh, winter mint.

651. - I've chosen an Elvis Presley-inspired

652. rock 'n' roll extravaganza.

653. - That pearl necklace seems to be dripping.

654. - Eureka.

655. Honey, it's milking time. - Uh-huh.

656. - I'm giving you glamour,

657. androgynous Glamazonian, big tuna fish.

658. - Eureka, like the vacuum cleaner?

659. - Yes, and she can suck.

660. - Maybe I won't have my mother watch this show.

661. - Coming up...

662. - You were so fun to watch.

663. - Space age fashion, I adore it.

664. - You're like a drug dealer. Gave me a little dose.

665. I wanted more. (all laugh)

666. - Welcome, ladies.

667. This week you competed as teams,

668. but you'll be judged as individuals.

669. When I call your name, please step forward.

670. Nina Bo'nina Brown.

671. Alexis Michelle.

672. Sasha Velour.

673. Aja.

674. Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

675. Farrah Moan.

676. Peppermint.

677. Eureka.

678. Ladies, you are safe.

679. - (exhales)

680. - Thank you.

681. - You may leave the stage.

682. It's time for the judges' critiques...

683. Starting with Shea Coulee.

684. - Tonight, you are giving me this futuristic look

685. with hair that hearkens back to Barbarella,

686. and I'm really feeling it.

687. - And the routine you did, you were fantastic.

688. - She did some amazing flips, and I made note of that.

689. - You could see the humor there, too.

690. - As a kid, I wanted to be like Dominique Dawes so bad,

691. but my parents were like, uh, you can do that in the backyard.

692. We ain't putting you in no lessons.

693. (all laugh) - Thank you, Shea Coulee.

694. Next up, Charlie Hides.

695. - I didn't remember you from the acrobatic thing.

696. - I tried to star everyone that I really thought stood out.

697. - Did Charlie have a star? - No.

698. - But I'll tell you this, you seized me on the runway.

699. This look is just so good.

700. - Thank you.

701. - Up next, Jaymes Mansfield.

702. - Hi.

703. - The way you pad is glorious.

704. You're giving me, like, saddlebag and hips.

705. It's hot. But in the cheer,

706. I don't remember you, and that's not good.

707. I think you like to consider yourself a comedy queen,

708. but I haven't found anything funny coming from you.

709. I feel that you're unsure of yourself.

710. You have to believe it in order to sell us.

711. - You do this airhead shtick,

712. and I think if you committed all the say, it'd be great.

713. And I think that's what Michelle's getting at,

714. is the confidence to commit 100%,

715. and I feel like it's at 20%.

716. - Next up, Valentina.

717. - I loved this virginal Latina bride

718. down to the crossing of yourself.

719. It was also beautiful

720. all the way down to the nude and not white shoe.

721. But we won't bring that up.

722. Now, the cheerleading, what I loved the most

723. was that even when the lights weren't on,

724. I was watching you, and you were fully in character.

725. And it just—it was so, like, "SNL" moment.

726. - I found myself looking for you.

727. You're like a drug dealer. You gave me a little dose.

728. I wanted more. (all laugh)

729. Keep it up, or as you say in Spanish—

730. I don't know how you— I don't know how to say that.

731. - Next up, Trinity Taylor.

732. - You had the toughest job of all

733. as the ultimate flier, and you were so fun to watch.

734. - And I think this outfit's fantastic.

735. Beyond Mugler. - Thank you.

736. - Up next, Kimora Blac.

737. - What stood out to me was the wig you had on,

738. but you didn't really stand out athletically.

739. - And that's not good.

740. - Tonight, probably my least favorite on the runway.

741. If I looked at you,

742. I'd automatically think nautical theme.

743. I wish the gloves were white and the bra was white.

744. I know it sounds like it's a lot of white,

745. but it's a white party.

746. - Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough.

747. While you untuck backstage,

748. the judges and I will deliberate.

749. All right, just between us squirrel friends,

750. what do you think,

751. starting with Shea Coulee?

752. - I thought she was the best in the athletic department,

753. and I thought she looked great tonight.

754. I love that outfit.

755. - In terms of star quality, she has it.

756. But I think she needs to have some kind of padding.

757. She's got thighs, but she ain't got no booty.

758. - All right. Let's move on to Charlie Hides.

759. - In the cheerleading thing,

760. she had this great character of Boozy.

761. You, out of everybody, Charlie, could've taken it all the way.

762. - But Charlie looked beautiful,

763. certainly carried herself well on the runway.

764. - I'm eager to see what she pulls out of her suitcase next,

765. but she better pull personality out, too.

766. - Jaymes Mansfield.

767. - Listen, you got a name like Jaymes Mansfield,

768. you better deliver.

769. - I used to watch "The Match Game,"

770. and Jayne Mansfield would come on every so often

771. and had a wiggle in her walk.

772. Jaymes needs more voom in his vah-vah.

773. - She wants to portray herself as this comedic character,

774. when I don't think

775. that character's completely realized yet.

776. - Jaymes' audition tape was so funny, I got it.

777. I understood the shtick.

778. But I think that since she's been in this competition

779. with the other girls, she's thrown off.

780. - Yeah.

781. - Valentina.

782. - Valentina, rrrrrrr.

783. As a cheerleader, she really stood out

784. with her facial expressions.

785. She just made you notice her.

786. - And I thought she was the best dressed tonight.

787. I thought she was stunning.

788. - Michelle, you did clock her on her nude shoes.

789. - I'm sorry, I just couldn't let that go,

790. because she was so flawless head to toe,

791. why wouldn't she put a white shoe on?

792. Why would she throw a nude clunker?

793. - Well, maybe she was thinking something old, something new,

794. something borrowed, something nude.

795. - Someone you blew.

796. - Trinity Taylor.

797. - I thought it was really impressive

798. how both characters were completely different.

799. I wouldn't have recognized her.

800. - Tonight on the runway, though, it wasn't my favorite thing

801. 'cause we've kind of seen a lot of this over the years.

802. - I thought it was very original.

803. - Space age fashion, I mean, that's total B-52.

804. I adore it.

805. - Kimora Blac.

806. - I didn't remember her from the competition,

807. and that wasn't my favorite outfit.

808. - I thought she was a newbie.

809. - I know why you got that impression,

810. because she paired so many different looks

811. onto that one look. - Right.

812. - Where someone who's a seasoned prostitute would have—

813. would have just chosen the nautical hat.

814. It actually accented her inability to tell a story.

815. - She's got so much going for her,

816. the look, the face, the body, the confidence on stage.

817. But in terms of who are you as a performer,

818. I don't know, but I know I want to know.

819. - All right. Silence!

820. I've made my decision.

821. Bring back my girls.

822. - Welcome back, ladies.

823. I've made some decisions.

824. Shea Coulee.

825. You're safe.

826. - Thank you.

827. - Jaymes Mansfield.

828. On the runway, you gave us bombshell floozy,

829. but your cheer routine was a little too snoozy.

830. I'm sorry, my dear, but you're up for elimination.

831. - It's frustrating.

832. What I'm trying to show the judges isn't translating,

833. and I don't really know what else they want from me.

834. - Trinity Taylor.

835. You're safe.

836. - Thank you.

837. - Valentina.

838. Your cheer engaged us,

839. and your bridal runway made me say, "I do."

840. Sissy-boom-bah,

841. you're the winner of this week's challenge.

842. You've won a custom wig wardrobe from Rock Star Wigs.

843. - Thank you so much.

844. - You may join the other girls.

845. Charlie Hides. You scored on the runway,

846. but your cheer routine did not meet our squad goals.

847. Kimora Blac, in the cheer, you disappeared.

848. And in white, you got read for being too blue.

849. Charlie Hides...

850. You're safe.

851. - Thank you very much.

852. - Kimora Blac, I'm sorry, my dear,

853. but you are up for elimination.

854. Two queens stand before me.

855. Prior to tonight,

856. you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance

857. of "Love Shack" by the B-52s.

858. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

859. and save yourself from elimination.

860. The time has come... (thunder)

861. To lip sync for your...

862. (echo) life!

863. - It really starts to sink in.

864. The pressure's on, because I'm performing it

865. in front of the B-52s themselves.

866. - To put me on the bottom two first?

867. Jaymes, watch out.

868. - Good luck.

869. And don't fuck it up.

870. - Tin roof...

871. rusted.

872. - Ladies, I've made my decision.

873. Kimora Blac, Shante you stay.

874. You may join the other girls.

875. Jaymes Mansfield, we're all rooting for you.

876. Now sashay away.

877. - Thank you. Bye.

878. I came in first.

879. Well, that didn't quite go exactly as I hoped it would.

880. I wasn't fully representing myself, and that's my fault.

881. But underneath all this glamorous drag,

882. I'm still a human being, so be kind.

883. - Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

884. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

885. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

886. Can I get an amen up in here?

887. Amen! - All right.

888. Now let the music play!