1. - Previously on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...Copy !req
2. - If I want to do
ratchet drag next week,Copy !req
3. can you give me any tips?Copy !req
4. - If you want to do, like,
memorable drag next week,Copy !req
5. I can give you some tips.Copy !req
6. - Your intentions
weren't to hurt?Copy !req
7. - No, they weren't to hurt.
If I wanted to hurt you,Copy !req
8. you'd be crying
right now, bitch.Copy !req
9. - You need to create
original drag coutureCopy !req
10. inspired by the wonderful
"Wizard of Oz."Copy !req
11. - It's working?
- Yeah, it's done.Copy !req
12. - What?Copy !req
13. Do something more
to your outfit,Copy !req
14. because it doesn't
look that great.Copy !req
15. - I'm ready
for that Chipotle.Copy !req
16. - Robbie and Hedda Turner.Copy !req
17. - Bustles can be flattering
when they're on a big gown.Copy !req
18. This looks like just a bunch
of ruched up fabric stuck.Copy !req
19. - Derrick and Tara Barry.Copy !req
20. - I did sew everything on here.Copy !req
21. - It's a piece of fabric.Copy !req
22. - Everyone should take a look
at Naomi right now.Copy !req
23. This is how you win
this competition.Copy !req
24. - Who deserves
to click their heelsCopy !req
25. and go back to Kansas?
- Derrick.Copy !req
26. - Derrick.
- Derrick as well.Copy !req
27. - I think in this competitionCopy !req
28. you have to apply
every single second,Copy !req
29. and I'm here to win, so people
like Chi Chi piss me off.Copy !req
30. - Naomi Smalls,
you are the winnerCopy !req
31. of this week's challenge.Copy !req
32. Derrick Barry,
shantay, you stay.Copy !req
33. Robbie Turner, sashay away.Copy !req
34. - Oh,Copy !req
35. no more chicken wings.Copy !req
36. - That was an emotional one.Copy !req
37. This has been
such a rocky road for me.Copy !req
38. I know there's
at least three queensCopy !req
39. in the room that
want to see me go home.Copy !req
40. Oh.Copy !req
41. - You broke down,
girl, at the end.Copy !req
42. - That monologue.
- You were like,Copy !req
43. "Oh, my God, thank you
for the Academy Award."Copy !req
44. - You don't understand
how long it was.Copy !req
45. - This is the most
emotional roller coasterCopy !req
46. I've ever been on.Copy !req
47. It's such a struggleCopy !req
48. for me to be
around such creative people.Copy !req
49. And it just crumbled down
on me today.Copy !req
50. And I'm like, "I know the
'I'm a slave for you' dance."Copy !req
51. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
52. May I leave the stage now?Copy !req
53. - Chi Chi,
how are you feeling?Copy !req
54. You got emotional
on the runway today too.Copy !req
55. - It's just hard when your
hard work doesn't come across.Copy !req
56. I feel like you guys
don't look at meCopy !req
57. as if I'm trying hard enough,Copy !req
58. when it's not that.Copy !req
59. - Chi Chi will never recover
from this bad decision.Copy !req
60. I will never forget that
she wasted our time yesterday.Copy !req
61. - I just feel misunderstood.Copy !req
62. - Clearly,
Chi Chi is the next to goCopy !req
63. and Derrick's the next to go.Copy !req
64. - Oh, man.Copy !req
65. - Either one of them, who cares?Copy !req
66. They're the next to go.Copy !req
67. ♪ RuPaul Drag RaceCopy !req
68. - The winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"Copy !req
69. receives a one-year supplyCopy !req
70. of Anastasia
Beverly Hills cosmeticsCopy !req
71. and a cash prize
of $100,000.Copy !req
72. With extra special
guest judgesCopy !req
73. Thomas Roberts
and Miss Vivica A. Fox.Copy !req
74. - Yes!Copy !req
75. - Ooh!Copy !req
76. - We're not
in Kansas anymore.Copy !req
77. - Whoo, girl.Copy !req
78. - She done already done
had herses.Copy !req
79. Hey, racers.Copy !req
80. - Hey, girl.
- Hi.Copy !req
81. - Good queens finish last,Copy !req
82. but shady queens rule the world,Copy !req
83. so if you ain't got nothing
nice to say about somebody,Copy !req
84. take out an ad.Copy !req
85. - This was paid for by citizens
against Lady Bunny.Copy !req
86. - Yes!Copy !req
87. - Hello, hello, hello.Copy !req
88. - Hi.Copy !req
89. - Ladies,
for a little morale boost,Copy !req
90. I've invited some company.Copy !req
91. - Oh, Pit Crew.Copy !req
92. Oh, look, they brought
their bunk buddies...Copy !req
93. - Hi, guys.
- Oh!Copy !req
94. - And designer Andrew Christian.Copy !req
95. - Hi.
- Hello there.Copy !req
96. Ladies, America's
next drag superstarCopy !req
97. needs to use her intuitionCopy !req
98. to make important decisionsCopy !req
99. in the blink
of a false eyelash.Copy !req
100. Now, this is how we do it.Copy !req
101. I share a fun fact about one
of our Andrew Christian models,Copy !req
102. and then you determine
if he prefers the topCopy !req
103. or the bottom...Copy !req
104. - Bunk.
I'm talking bunk here, ladies.Copy !req
105. There's a giant bunk bed
right there, okay?Copy !req
106. And the queen who gets
the most matches wins.Copy !req
107. First up, Derrick Barry.Copy !req
108. "The Golden Girl" character
Jason most identifiesCopy !req
109. with is Blanche Devereaux.Copy !req
110. - I would say bottom.
- All right.Copy !req
111. Get on down there, Jason.Copy !req
112. - Peter prefers his coffee
black.Copy !req
113. - Oh.Copy !req
114. - I will put him on the top.Copy !req
115. - Hips don't lie.Copy !req
116. Corey's favorite music artist
is Britney Spears.Copy !req
117. - Oh.
Bottom.Copy !req
118. - That bottom is so crowded.Copy !req
119. All right, Derrick,Copy !req
120. we will show you your results
in a moment.Copy !req
121. Kim Chi.Copy !req
122. All right, now Jason number two.Copy !req
123. - Hello.
- Is that an Australian accent?Copy !req
124. - It is.
- Oh. Are you from Perth?Copy !req
125. You have Perth-onality?
- No.Copy !req
126. - No.Copy !req
127. All right,
Jason's favorite exerciseCopy !req
128. is chest press.Copy !req
129. - I'm gonna go with top bunk
for this one.Copy !req
130. - Go on over.
Look at me, look at me.Copy !req
131. - Naomi, Murray's favorite movie
is "Little Mermaid."Copy !req
132. - Bottom bunk?Copy !req
133. - I'll drink to that.Copy !req
134. All right, Miles'Copy !req
135. spirit animal is Nicole Richie.Copy !req
136. - I'm gonna say top bunk.Copy !req
137. - I'm gonna put Miles
on the top bunk.Copy !req
138. - Bottom bunk.
- Okay.Copy !req
139. Make room for Miles.Copy !req
140. Welcome back, ladies.Copy !req
141. Now let's debunk
all the rumors.Copy !req
142. Boys, show us
your bunk preference, please.Copy !req
143. - Ex-squeeze me?Copy !req
144. Just one top
in all of West Hollywood?Copy !req
145. My goodness.Copy !req
146. All right, the winner
of today's mini challenge is...Copy !req
147. Derrick Barry.Copy !req
148. - I won.Copy !req
149. - You've won a prize packageCopy !req
150. from Casper mattresses
valued at $2,000.Copy !req
151. - Yes.Copy !req
152. - And for our hungry viewers,Copy !req
153. we're posting photos of
our bunk buddies at logotv.com.Copy !req
154. - Bye!Copy !req
155. - Ladies, now, this
being an election year,Copy !req
156. I'm throwing your wigs
into the ringCopy !req
157. as the first drag presidentCopy !req
158. of these United States
of America.Copy !req
159. - All right.Copy !req
160. - For this week's
maxi challenge,Copy !req
161. you'll be working in pairsCopy !req
162. to create your own
presidential campaign ads.Copy !req
163. You need to both
promote yourselfCopy !req
164. and smear your opponent.Copy !req
165. - Now, I polled the judges
to figure outCopy !req
166. who's your number one
political adversary.Copy !req
167. The first race
is Thorgy ThorCopy !req
168. versus Chi Chi DeVayne.Copy !req
169. - Ooh.Copy !req
170. - Oh, shit.Copy !req
171. This bitch just read me
for filth on the runway.Copy !req
172. - The next is Kim ChiCopy !req
173. versus Naomi Smalls.Copy !req
174. - And that leaves
Derrick BarryCopy !req
175. versus Bob The Drag Queen.Copy !req
176. - Fuck.
It's fucking Derrick Barry.Copy !req
177. He's so easily offended.Copy !req
178. So now I have a challengeCopy !req
179. where I have to make jokes
about Derrick.Copy !req
180. I'm like, "Is he gonna
flip out on me again?"Copy !req
181. - Gentlemen,
start your engines,Copy !req
182. and may
the shadiest politician win.Copy !req
183. - All right,
let's do it.Copy !req
184. - Shit.Copy !req
185. - So I get paired with Chi ChiCopy !req
186. because I called Chi Chi's ass
out last week on the runway,Copy !req
187. but I'm happy
to work with Chi ChiCopy !req
188. 'cause I will outshine her.Copy !req
189. My funny thing is that
I'm actually a terrible tyrant.Copy !req
190. I immediately was like,Copy !req
191. "Oh! Oh!Copy !req
192. Ooh, this is gonna be fun."Copy !req
193. And I wrote 30 pages.Copy !req
194. "Ads may be no longer
than 45 seconds."Copy !req
195. Shit.Copy !req
196. I have so much material.Copy !req
197. I don't want to leave
any of it out.Copy !req
198. - Damn, Thorgy.Copy !req
199. Like, you just
got too much going on.Copy !req
200. You've got to edit, edit, edit.Copy !req
201. - This is going
to be impossible.Copy !req
202. - Coming up...Copy !req
203. - Go for it,
and give it all you got.Copy !req
204. - America's drag president
is signing up for—Copy !req
205. - Cut.
You can play this one up.Copy !req
206. - What a fat ass.
- More forcefully.Copy !req
207. - Okay.Copy !req
208. - I want to try to create you
as, like, a supervillain,Copy !req
209. so I want shots
of you in the video,Copy !req
210. like, like,
doing this.Copy !req
211. For today's challenge,Copy !req
212. we have to come up with
a presidential campaign adCopy !req
213. that promotes ourselvesCopy !req
214. but at the same time
smears the opponent.Copy !req
215. - Well, I'm obviously
gonna call you ratchet.Copy !req
216. - I want to play up
on this ideaCopy !req
217. that you're not smart,
and that I'm really smart.Copy !req
218. - We have butted heads before,Copy !req
219. so every team is gonna hope
that Bob and I fail.Copy !req
220. I'm down for that.Copy !req
221. I want ours to be the best.Copy !req
222. But we both want to win,Copy !req
223. and that's the kind of energy
we need right now.Copy !req
224. - Why should Bob The Drag Queen
be president?Copy !req
225. Because I'm louder
than everyone else.Copy !req
226. - Shh!Copy !req
227. - I'm the loudest one.Copy !req
228. - Shut up, Bob.Copy !req
229. - Whenever Bob
succeeds at anything,Copy !req
230. Thorgy always comes for him.Copy !req
231. Thorgy really
wants to beat Bob.Copy !req
232. I think that's, like, kind of,
like, her personal vendettaCopy !req
233. in this competition.Copy !req
234. They're both
from the same place,Copy !req
235. and I think Thorgy
just really wants to be,Copy !req
236. like, the New York queen.Copy !req
237. It's gonna be weird
having to do, like,Copy !req
238. insult each other
when we're, like, friends.Copy !req
239. - We're not gonna be like,
"You're a bitch."Copy !req
240. "No, you're a bitch.
You're ugly."Copy !req
241. "Well, you're ugly too."Copy !req
242. - It's hard 'cause
you're not a booger.Copy !req
243. - Kim Chi
and Naomi are not gonnaCopy !req
244. be smearing each other enough.Copy !req
245. They are just
acting like fuckingCopy !req
246. Chia Pets in the corner,
and they're just so adorable.Copy !req
247. - I'm just gonna say,
like, she was caughtCopy !req
248. wearing flats onstage.Copy !req
249. Like, stuff like that.Copy !req
250. - I mean, work on it.
- I hate you.Copy !req
251. - Hello, hello, hello.Copy !req
252. Hello.Copy !req
253. - My fellow femocrats,
now, in a moment,Copy !req
254. you'll meet with
your campaign advisers,Copy !req
255. Michelle Visage
and Carson Kressley.Copy !req
256. - Whoo!
- What, what.Copy !req
257. - And tomorrow on the runway,Copy !req
258. the category is
black-and-white movie realness.Copy !req
259. Ooh.Copy !req
260. - So good luck,Copy !req
261. and don't fuck it up.Copy !req
262. - Hey.
- Welcome, ladies.Copy !req
263. - It's our turn
to go inCopy !req
264. and shoot
with Michelle and Carson.Copy !req
265. I need to redeem myself.Copy !req
266. For me, this is go big
or go home.Copy !req
267. - Okay, whose campaign
are we doing first?Copy !req
268. - Doing mine first.
- Derrick Barry for president.Copy !req
269. Action.Copy !req
270. - Bob roams the streets
of New York CityCopy !req
271. stealing
from defenseless people.Copy !req
272. - Cut.Copy !req
273. - Nancy Grace
it out on that one,Copy !req
274. overly serious.Copy !req
275. - All right.
- And action.Copy !req
276. - Bob is only comfortable
stealing from defenseless peopleCopy !req
277. on the mean streets
of New York City.Copy !req
278. - Cut.Copy !req
279. - Derrick is doing this parodyCopy !req
280. on, like, creepy
Republican white women,Copy !req
281. and it's really funny to me.Copy !req
282. - That was good?
- So much better.Copy !req
283. - Okay.
- Let's do the B-roll.Copy !req
284. What's your first setup?Copy !req
285. - It is Bob in a hoodie,Copy !req
286. and he'll be stealing money
from the Pit Crew.Copy !req
287. - That's not stereotypingCopy !req
288. at all.
- Not at all.Copy !req
289. - I hope there's
no Skittles involved.Copy !req
290. - No AriZona tea either.Copy !req
291. - And action. Cut.Copy !req
292. - Bob, creep in like this,
just to get into the first one.Copy !req
293. - And action.Copy !req
294. Cut.Copy !req
295. Print.
Done.Copy !req
296. All right, Bob,
your turn, baby.Copy !req
297. - So can I get, like,
the big couch over here?Copy !req
298. I'm going for a little bit
of Michelle ObamaCopy !req
299. meets Hillary Clinton so,Copy !req
300. like, Blackie Onassis.Copy !req
301. - Here we go.
Action.Copy !req
302. - I believe in strong
drag family values.Copy !req
303. Derrick Barry only had one baby,Copy !req
304. for breakfast.Copy !req
305. - That was great.Copy !req
306. - So now we have to do
the Derrick stuff, right?Copy !req
307. - There's a scene in the end
where she eats the baby.Copy !req
308. Oh, that's good.Copy !req
309. That's, like,
Norman Bates shit.Copy !req
310. - Okay, good.
Ready?Copy !req
311. Action.Copy !req
312. - Why?Copy !req
313. - Derrick is going in.Copy !req
314. - Go with it, go with it.Copy !req
315. Great, cut.Copy !req
316. - That was awesome.
- Good job.Copy !req
317. - I'm really shocked.Copy !req
318. Derrick has never
let go like this.Copy !req
319. - Fabulous.
- We did it.Copy !req
320. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
321. - Who's going first? Naomi.Copy !req
322. - Yes.
- Okay.Copy !req
323. - So my platform
is being a supermodel,Copy !req
324. and I want the whole world
to look beautiful.Copy !req
325. - And action.Copy !req
326. - America's
drag presidentCopy !req
327. is signing up for
speeches, debates, interviews—Copy !req
328. - Cut.
Deliver it more.Copy !req
329. Punch the words, you know?
Action.Copy !req
330. - America's first drag president
must speak as—Copy !req
331. Fuck.
Sorry.Copy !req
332. - Cut.
It's all about attitude.Copy !req
333. This is a shady
political campaign.Copy !req
334. I know you know how to be shady.Copy !req
335. - Have you been watching
this season?Copy !req
336. - For my thing,
I'm using food as a metaphor,Copy !req
337. and I'm smearing Naomi
by how skinny she is,Copy !req
338. and we shouldn't trust her.Copy !req
339. The biggest worry
I have for this challengeCopy !req
340. is being able to speak clearlyCopy !req
341. and the judges being able
to understand my sense of humor.Copy !req
342. - Here we go.
And action.Copy !req
343. - She acts like
she's the skinniest queen,Copy !req
344. but her waist
isn't even 19 inches.Copy !req
345. - More forcefully.Copy !req
346. Remember to enunciate.Copy !req
347. - All right.
- Action.Copy !req
348. - She acts
like she's the skinniest queen,Copy !req
349. but her waist
isn't even 19 inches.Copy !req
350. - Cut.
I think I'm seeing the wordsCopy !req
351. as they're coming
out of your mouth,Copy !req
352. like, on paper.Copy !req
353. Let that all go.Copy !req
354. Let's move on.
Moving on.Copy !req
355. Let's do the B-roll.
Action.Copy !req
356. - What a fat ass.
- Cut.Copy !req
357. The inflection
should go down at the end.Copy !req
358. Not, "What a fat ass?"
But, "What a fat ass."Copy !req
359. - What a fat ass.Copy !req
360. What a fat ass.Copy !req
361. - What a fat ass.Copy !req
362. - You went up again.Copy !req
363. - I'm nervous for KimCopy !req
364. just because she did get
a lot of notes,Copy !req
365. and she's not
feeling confident,Copy !req
366. so I'm scared
that my friend could go home.Copy !req
367. - Good, move on.
- Okay.Copy !req
368. Thorgy Thor and Chi Chi DeVayne.Copy !req
369. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
370. - Hi.Copy !req
371. - I ain't gonna lie.Copy !req
372. I'm a little nervous,Copy !req
373. but I just want to present
in a professional way.Copy !req
374. - All right, Chi Chi,
you're up.Copy !req
375. And action.Copy !req
376. - Thorgy Thor
is always caught lookingCopy !req
377. like she works
for children's parties.Copy !req
378. Do you really want Bozo
running your country?Copy !req
379. I think not.Copy !req
380. - Cut.Copy !req
381. Okay, you sounded
like John Wayne,Copy !req
382. which is really weird.Copy !req
383. - I say lose the deep voice.Copy !req
384. - It's a little too literal
and deadpan.Copy !req
385. Like, it needs
a little bit of flair.Copy !req
386. - Yes.Copy !req
387. You got that great
Louisiana accent.Copy !req
388. - I'm struggling with this
because where I'm from,Copy !req
389. being country
is not the thing to be.Copy !req
390. I kind of want
to seem presidential.Copy !req
391. Damn.Copy !req
392. - Thorgy Thor
for president.Copy !req
393. Go for it, and give it
all you got.Copy !req
394. - I'm just gonna shorten it.Copy !req
395. - Okay.
- All right.Copy !req
396. - And action.Copy !req
397. - My name is Thorgy Thor,Copy !req
398. and I need your vote to become
the first drag queen presidentCopy !req
399. of the United States of America.Copy !req
400. Good job.
- Next scene.Copy !req
401. - Um...Copy !req
402. "Freshmen year of college,Copy !req
403. "threw up in the dorm.Copy !req
404. She"...Copy !req
405. Comforts.
That's a better word.Copy !req
406. - Okay, let's hear it.Copy !req
407. - Read, lady.Copy !req
408. - Sorry.
I just like to kid.Copy !req
409. - Here we go again.Copy !req
410. Thorgy is changing ideas
as she's going along.Copy !req
411. - What is this?
What is that?Copy !req
412. - Ticktock, ticktock.Copy !req
413. - She's just
all over the place,Copy !req
414. and it's pissing me off.Copy !req
415. - It looks expensive.Copy !req
416. - Focus, Thorgy.
Focus.Copy !req
417. - Sorry.
- And action.Copy !req
418. - Chi Chi's hand always
goes straight for the bottle..Copy !req
419. - Great, cut. Perfect.
- That was excellent.Copy !req
420. - I think we got everything.Copy !req
421. - No, B-roll now.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
422. Shit, I forgot
about all this.Copy !req
423. All right, this
is gonna be simple.Copy !req
424. It's gonna be easy.
- Action.Copy !req
425. What are they gonna do
with canned food, by the way?Copy !req
426. Do you want a shot
of Chi Chi drinking booze?Copy !req
427. 'Cause you said her arm always
reaches for the booze.Copy !req
428. - I think I'm good.
- You're done with Chi Chi?Copy !req
429. - Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
430. - Okay.
Thank you, ladies.Copy !req
431. - Coming up...Copy !req
432. - So, Kim Chi,Copy !req
433. did you grow up
in North or South Korea?Copy !req
434. - I grew up in—Copy !req
435. You can't leave North Korea.Copy !req
436. It's not somewhere
where you, like—Copy !req
437. - It's not a vacation spot.Copy !req
438. - Wow.Copy !req
439. - Bring your ass up in here.Copy !req
440. - Walk into the club
with this purse.Copy !req
441. Bam.Copy !req
442. - I'm gonna do my makeup
right away.Copy !req
443. - It's time
to get ready for today's runway:Copy !req
444. black-and-white realness.Copy !req
445. We are taking inspiration from
what Detox did on her season.Copy !req
446. Are you really
doing all whiteface?Copy !req
447. - Yes.Copy !req
448. Someone to finally stand up
for white people.Copy !req
449. - Bob, you're quite a political
person, if you will.Copy !req
450. - I like getting into politics.Copy !req
451. It's actually fun.Copy !req
452. My slogan is actually
my real-life slogan.Copy !req
453. Bob The Drag Queen,
a queen for the people.Copy !req
454. I live my life by that.Copy !req
455. I was in Albany,
in the capitol building,Copy !req
456. when marriage equality passed.Copy !req
457. In 2010, me and a couple
of my friendsCopy !req
458. decided to get together
and do somethingCopy !req
459. about the inequalitiesCopy !req
460. we experience
in the gay community,Copy !req
461. and we decided to do something
called Drag QueenCopy !req
462. Weddings for Equality,Copy !req
463. and we would do
these demonstrationsCopy !req
464. in Times Square
every single Saturday,Copy !req
465. until there was marriage
equality in New York state,Copy !req
466. and I got arrested
at Bryant ParkCopy !req
467. for blocking traffic.Copy !req
468. They fucking
threw my ass in jail,Copy !req
469. in full drag, girl.Copy !req
470. Like, you don't have
to go get arrestedCopy !req
471. but just something,
something as simple as voting.Copy !req
472. It is really important
because politicians,Copy !req
473. they literally make very realCopy !req
474. and very, very important
decisions for you.Copy !req
475. - Like, you could've done maybeCopy !req
476. something about it
before it happened.Copy !req
477. - Well, you can definitely
do something about it.Copy !req
478. - So, Kim Chi.Copy !req
479. - Yes, Derrick Barry?Copy !req
480. - Did you grow up
in North or South Korea?Copy !req
481. - I grew up in—Copy !req
482. You can't leave
North Korea.Copy !req
483. It's not somewhere
where you, like—Copy !req
484. - It's not a vacation spot.
- And if you leave,Copy !req
485. like, your entire,
like, family,Copy !req
486. your friends, like,
all of them will be killed.Copy !req
487. I was born here in America,Copy !req
488. and I went to elementary school
in South Korea.Copy !req
489. - Would you go back
to South Korea or no?Copy !req
490. - Oh, definitely but there's
no drag culture there.Copy !req
491. There's hardly any gay culture.Copy !req
492. - Wow.Copy !req
493. - One day
I would love to be ableCopy !req
494. to perform in South KoreaCopy !req
495. and actually have people
come out to see me.Copy !req
496. I may be the first
Korean drag queenCopy !req
497. to ever be featured
on television.Copy !req
498. Like, Americans
have it so good here.Copy !req
499. They don't even
realize it, you know?Copy !req
500. - So true.Copy !req
501. So, so true.Copy !req
502. And, what?Copy !req
503. Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."Copy !req
504. My running mate,
Michelle Visage.Copy !req
505. How you doing?Copy !req
506. - I may or may not
be sitting on a hanging chad.Copy !req
507. - Style superstar
Carson Kressley.Copy !req
508. Now, do you consider
yourself bipartisan?Copy !req
509. - I do, but the medication
seems to be working.Copy !req
510. - Hot on the campaign trail,
it's Thomas Roberts.Copy !req
511. - Hi, Ru.Copy !req
512. I'm here to make
America great againCopy !req
513. with you through RuPaul-itics.Copy !req
514. - Let's make America
great again.Copy !req
515. And the secretary of sickening,
Vivica A. Fox.Copy !req
516. - Strange, strange, strange.Copy !req
517. - I'm not wearing panties.Copy !req
518. This week
we challenged our queensCopy !req
519. to create shady political ads.Copy !req
520. And tonight,
do not adjust your sets,Copy !req
521. because the category is
black-and-white realness.Copy !req
522. Gentlemen, start your engines,Copy !req
523. and may the best woman win.Copy !req
524. First up, here's
Bob The Drag Queen.Copy !req
525. - Bob the joker.
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
526. - I decided to do a look
inspired the movieCopy !req
527. "Freaks," so I look creepy.Copy !req
528. I look gorgeous.
I'm serving, girl.Copy !req
529. - Harlequin romance novel.
- Oh, and the sneer.Copy !req
530. I like that.Copy !req
531. - Up next, Derrick Barry.Copy !req
532. Yes, a little black dress.Copy !req
533. Oh.
- Hey.Copy !req
534. - I'm representing
old Hollywood,Copy !req
535. and this is
a different look for me.Copy !req
536. I feel like a movie star.Copy !req
537. - Now, she's pumping some
Yvonne De Carlo realness here.Copy !req
538. Lily Munster.Copy !req
539. Naomi Smalls.Copy !req
540. - Baby?
- Oh, damn.Copy !req
541. - Raven is such
a huge inspiration.Copy !req
542. I really just want to
pay homageCopy !req
543. to how amazing she is.Copy !req
544. - She has padded.Copy !req
545. - Someone found a couch.Copy !req
546. - Yeah.
What's your sleep number?Copy !req
547. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
- Other way.Copy !req
548. - This is Kim Chi, y'all.Copy !req
549. - She is just giving us drama.Copy !req
550. - My idea is a sad-looking
French clownCopy !req
551. in a "Sin City" setting.Copy !req
552. - Wrong way.Copy !req
553. - I'll get her back.Copy !req
554. - The mime has come
to lip-synch for your life.Copy !req
555. Thorgy Thor.
- Oh.Copy !req
556. - She's got Bette Davis thighs.Copy !req
557. - It's hammer time.Copy !req
558. - I'm giving you Mae West
meets Carrie Bradshaw.Copy !req
559. My idea is to put them together
in a hodgepodgeCopy !req
560. to create my own Thorgy look.Copy !req
561. - She looks a little ashy.Copy !req
562. - Yes.
- Lotion up, girl.Copy !req
563. Lotion up.Copy !req
564. Chi Chi DeVayne.Copy !req
565. - Ooh!
- She's gone Hollywood.Copy !req
566. - Sparkle, honey.Copy !req
567. - I'm wearing a gownCopy !req
568. that was passed down
from my drag mom,Copy !req
569. so it's special,
and my makeup is giving youCopy !req
570. "Dead President" realness,
honey.Copy !req
571. - She brought her Louisiana
roadkill with her too.Copy !req
572. - No possums were harmed
in the making of this outfit.Copy !req
573. - Yes.
♪ The realnessCopy !req
574. - Coming up...Copy !req
575. - We did have to work
quite a bit with you.Copy !req
576. - It was challenging.
- It was challenging.Copy !req
577. - You okay, boo?Copy !req
578. Welcome, candidates.Copy !req
579. First up, Bob The Drag Queen.Copy !req
580. Let's take a look
at your shady political ad.Copy !req
581. Hi.
I'm Bob The Drag Queen,Copy !req
582. a queen for the people.Copy !req
583. And as a public servant,
I believe in serving the people.Copy !req
584. That's why I want BJsCopy !req
585. for every single American.Copy !req
586. That's right, better jobs
for every American.Copy !req
587. Buy yourself something pretty.Copy !req
588. I believe in
strong drag family values.Copy !req
589. I adopted these three
needy drag babies,Copy !req
590. and Derrick Barry
only had one baby...Copy !req
591. for breakfast.Copy !req
592. Bob The Drag Queen has a plan—Copy !req
593. the gay agenda—Copy !req
594. and it's designed by lesbians,Copy !req
595. so you know it works.Copy !req
596. Bob The Drag Queen
for president.Copy !req
597. Why?Copy !req
598. Because I didn't
eat a fucking baby.Copy !req
599. This ad was paid for
by my Uncle Steve.Copy !req
600. He got money, girl.Copy !req
601. - I loved that
you threw so much shadeCopy !req
602. that you made your opponent
look like an absolute maniac.Copy !req
603. You did an excellent job.
Strange.Copy !req
604. - You have a very small
amount of timeCopy !req
605. to tell your story,
to get the laugh.Copy !req
606. I think it was tight,
and it worked.Copy !req
607. - You demonstrated gravitas.Copy !req
608. - I'm gonna throw a challenge
at you.Copy !req
609. I would love to see
a fully-realizedCopy !req
610. glamasaurus Rex.Copy !req
611. - Okay.Copy !req
612. - All right, next up,
Derrick Barry.Copy !req
613. - Think Derrick BarryCopy !req
614. because this fairy
thinks fairly.Copy !req
615. As a Las Vegas local,Copy !req
616. I'm comfortable taking
a gamble with your money.Copy !req
617. However, Bob is only comfortable
stealing from defenseless peopleCopy !req
618. on the mean streets
of New York City.Copy !req
619. - I'm a very traditional woman.Copy !req
620. However, Bob spends his time
dropping acidCopy !req
621. with his friend BettyCopy !req
622. and engaging in orgies
with his friend Thorgy.Copy !req
623. I'm gonna spend my timeCopy !req
624. incorporating drag 101 classesCopy !req
625. in schools across America.Copy !req
626. However, Bob visits
sick children in the hospital,Copy !req
627. and instead of
making them laugh,Copy !req
628. he laughs at them.Copy !req
629. - Who is Bob,Copy !req
630. and what is he hiding?Copy !req
631. - This ad was paid for
by Chad Michaels,Copy !req
632. All Stars Winner,
celebrity female impersonatorCopy !req
633. of the world.Copy !req
634. - That was good, Derrick.
- Good job.Copy !req
635. - You came acrossCopy !req
636. like you didn't really believe
what you were saying,Copy !req
637. which is perfect
for a politician.Copy !req
638. I mean, you nailed it.Copy !req
639. It was Michele Bachmann
realness.Copy !req
640. - If you really were going
for Michele Bachmann, though,Copy !req
641. you would've looked
at the wrong camera.Copy !req
642. - Baby,
the shade on your opponent,Copy !req
643. it was dead-on.Copy !req
644. - You went in
on your competition.Copy !req
645. It was an actual, true smear.Copy !req
646. - Runway look,
a little underwhelmed.Copy !req
647. Don't just give us that same
old kind of pretty makeup.Copy !req
648. Just show us something
completely different.Copy !req
649. - Up next, Naomi Smalls.Copy !req
650. - Beauty is pain,Copy !req
651. and I believe America
needs to toughen up.Copy !req
652. A president needs to be
able to carry herself.Copy !req
653. How is Kim Chi gonna do thatCopy !req
654. when she can't even
walk in heels?Copy !req
655. - America's first drag presidentCopy !req
656. must give speeches, interviews,
and debates.Copy !req
657. It's gonna be hard
to understand Kim ChiCopy !req
658. when you're dodging saliva
through that strong lisp.Copy !req
659. When I'm elected, there will be
no more parking tickets,Copy !req
660. and officers will be trained to
give free injectable cosmetics.Copy !req
661. Free Restylane for all!Copy !req
662. I'm Naomi Smalls, and I promise
to represent you fiercely.Copy !req
663. - This ad was paid for
by citizensCopy !req
664. against non-lacefront wigs.Copy !req
665. - You made some campaign
promisesCopy !req
666. that really appeal to me.Copy !req
667. - I loved that
your commercial was reallyCopy !req
668. all about being
a drag president,Copy !req
669. about being fabulous.Copy !req
670. - Tonight on the runway, wow.Copy !req
671. I mean, you look ultra
glamorous.Copy !req
672. - And then the hip
with the padding.Copy !req
673. - Yeah, the padding
is phenomenal.Copy !req
674. - I think it's my favorite look
on the runway.Copy !req
675. - Thank you.Copy !req
676. - Up next, Kim Chi.Copy !req
677. Let's take a look.Copy !req
678. - Hi, I'm Kim Chi,Copy !req
679. and you want me
as your first drag president.Copy !req
680. Naomi Smalls says
beauty is pain,Copy !req
681. but is she aware of
the consequences of her actions?Copy !req
682. America is a kitchen
that needs a strong chefCopy !req
683. and never trust a skinny cook.Copy !req
684. Small body, small mind.Copy !req
685. She thinks she's
the skinniest queen,Copy !req
686. but her waist is 22 inches.Copy !req
687. What a fat ass.Copy !req
688. Shady gays believe in no fats,Copy !req
689. no fems, and no Asians.Copy !req
690. As someone who is
all of the above,Copy !req
691. I understand your pain.Copy !req
692. My name is Kim Chi,Copy !req
693. and say hello to yellow.Copy !req
694. This ad was paid
out of my own pocketCopy !req
695. because no one cares.Copy !req
696. Do you?Copy !req
697. - When you came on,
you didn't break.Copy !req
698. You did the whole mime thing.Copy !req
699. But the best part
was your makeup.Copy !req
700. Absolutely stunning.Copy !req
701. - But your ad.Copy !req
702. I don't think it really got
the job done as far asCopy !req
703. what the challenge was,
which was to be shady.Copy !req
704. - We did have
to work quite a bitCopy !req
705. with you and your inflections.Copy !req
706. - It was challenging.
- It was challenging.Copy !req
707. It's just—I don't think
you're a big speaker.Copy !req
708. - I do have, like, a bit
of a fear of public speaking,Copy !req
709. so to be able
to just enunciate clearlyCopy !req
710. is something I've struggled
with for a long time,Copy !req
711. and I tried my best and—Copy !req
712. - Are you okay, boo?Copy !req
713. - Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
714. - I wouldn't be so hard
on myself if I were you.Copy !req
715. It's just that you've got
some really tough competitors,Copy !req
716. and we're down to that placeCopy !req
717. where we have to really
give harsh critiques,Copy !req
718. you know?Copy !req
719. Coming up...Copy !req
720. - I got totally confused
on the smear campaign.Copy !req
721. You could've drug her assCopy !req
722. through the mud
a whole lot moreCopy !req
723. is all I'm gonna
really tell you.Copy !req
724. - There were too many ideas.Copy !req
725. - Mm.Copy !req
726. - Next up, Thorgy Thor.
- Hello.Copy !req
727. - Let's take a look
at your political shadiness.Copy !req
728. - Shoo.Copy !req
729. Hello, good Americans.Copy !req
730. My name is Thorgy Thor,Copy !req
731. and I need your vote to become
the first drag queen presidentCopy !req
732. of the United States of America.Copy !req
733. You need somebody you can trust.Copy !req
734. I've never told a lie,
and I'm not about to begin now.Copy !req
735. This is my real hair.Copy !req
736. My opponent Chi Chi DeVayneCopy !req
737. once drank too many wine coolers
in college,Copy !req
738. and she threw up on the floor.Copy !req
739. Now she visits
recovering addictsCopy !req
740. and feeds food to the homeless.Copy !req
741. I'm not buying it.Copy !req
742. Chi Chi's hand always
goes straight for the bottle.Copy !req
743. My top priority is health care.Copy !req
744. That's why I'm sending
a very expensive bottleCopy !req
745. of champagne
to every home in America.Copy !req
746. Cheers to your health and mine.Copy !req
747. Whoo!Copy !req
748. Thorgy Thor for president,Copy !req
749. because I'm more powerful
than you.Copy !req
750. - Hmm.Copy !req
751. - All right.Copy !req
752. - Let's start
with your runway look.Copy !req
753. It's not the most glamorous look
on the runway.Copy !req
754. I think you look
like a dead Boy George.Copy !req
755. - I was very entertained
by your character.Copy !req
756. I thought it was
a little Joan Crawford,Copy !req
757. Faye Dunaway...Copy !req
758. - Thank you.
- Over-the-top.Copy !req
759. - But I got totally confusedCopy !req
760. when you were
passing out the food,Copy !req
761. and then you didn't see
anything about the booze,Copy !req
762. and I was kind of—
I got a little lost on that.Copy !req
763. - Michelle even asked you,Copy !req
764. "Don't you want to do, like,
a boozy cutaway of Chi Chi?"Copy !req
765. And we never saw that.Copy !req
766. And in an ad of this length,Copy !req
767. you need to show us,
not tell us,Copy !req
768. so that was a fail for me.Copy !req
769. - There was, like, no smear
in that smear campaign.Copy !req
770. Also, there was no tagline,
like, no paid-for line.Copy !req
771. - The difficult thing
was to cut downCopy !req
772. exactly what materialCopy !req
773. I wanted to come across
with this character.Copy !req
774. There were too many ideas.Copy !req
775. - That's been
a critique of youCopy !req
776. throughout the competition
is learning how to edit.Copy !req
777. - You're right.
I could keep—Copy !req
778. I always just keep going,
keep going, and going.Copy !req
779. It is difficult to shut
my thought processes down.Copy !req
780. - Thank you, Thorgy.Copy !req
781. Up next, Chi Chi DeVayne.Copy !req
782. - Okay.Copy !req
783. I'm Chi Chi DeVayne,Copy !req
784. and I approve
this message, girl.Copy !req
785. I'm Chi Chi DeVayne,Copy !req
786. and I should be
your next drag presidentCopy !req
787. because I'm real, chill,Copy !req
788. and my makeup don't peel.Copy !req
789. But my opponent Thorgy Thor
is always caught lookingCopy !req
790. like she works
for children's parties.Copy !req
791. Do you really want a clown
running your country?Copy !req
792. I think not.Copy !req
793. Meanwhile, I'm working to ensureCopy !req
794. that every American
has a pot to piss inCopy !req
795. and a window to throw it out.Copy !req
796. And in that same pot,Copy !req
797. there'll be chitlins
boiling for all.Copy !req
798. Thorgy want America
to walk aroundCopy !req
799. with horrible hip pads
that resemble Peggy Bundy.Copy !req
800. Who wants to walk around
with a FUPA?Copy !req
801. America says,
"Not me, Thorgy Thor."Copy !req
802. - This message has been paid forCopy !req
803. by citizens who like to eat
rare and unusual animal parts.Copy !req
804. - Oh!Copy !req
805. Well.Copy !req
806. I really love
this sassy character.Copy !req
807. However, your smear campaign,Copy !req
808. you could've drug her assCopy !req
809. through the mud
a whole lot moreCopy !req
810. is all I'm gonna
really tell you.Copy !req
811. - The look was a bit
shocking to me.Copy !req
812. You're a drag queen president.Copy !req
813. I didn't feel like there was any
"zjooshing" up.Copy !req
814. - You were, like,
rocking the Wanda SykesCopy !req
815. as assistant
in "Monster-in-Law" look.Copy !req
816. I wasn't a fan.Copy !req
817. I do think there really
wasn't any smear in there,Copy !req
818. and I think for both of you,
you were too nice to each other.Copy !req
819. Just remember
what the challenge is.Copy !req
820. - You came in
in kind of a character,Copy !req
821. and I think we just had
to push you a little bitCopy !req
822. for you to be in your skin.Copy !req
823. - And that's the key for you,Copy !req
824. is to just own that bayou charm.Copy !req
825. Where I come from,
it's damn hardCopy !req
826. to get out of the ghetto,
to get out of that,Copy !req
827. and I think that's why I kind
of—I don't want to be ghetto.Copy !req
828. You know what I mean?
Because I feel like—Copy !req
829. - Let me just tell you this.Copy !req
830. Let me stop you here.Copy !req
831. Just be you.Copy !req
832. Honey, that's why we sent you
a plane ticket.Copy !req
833. You know, we don't need you
to be somebody else.Copy !req
834. - I do want to sayCopy !req
835. that this my sixth season
doing this,Copy !req
836. and I have not seen such
a strong set of girls before.Copy !req
837. There is not one of you
that was terrible at all.Copy !req
838. This is what
we're up against as judges.Copy !req
839. - Thank you, ladies.Copy !req
840. While you untuck backstage,Copy !req
841. the judges
and I will deliberate.Copy !req
842. Just between us swing voters,
what do you think?Copy !req
843. Bob The Drag Queen.Copy !req
844. - Bob nailed it.Copy !req
845. - She's great at the comedy.Copy !req
846. She was great at the writing.
She was great at the acting.Copy !req
847. - Bob had gravitas
in that campaign.Copy !req
848. - You are in love
with that word.Copy !req
849. - I still don't even
know what it means.Copy !req
850. - I know, I want to—tell me.
- It means "heft."Copy !req
851. - Like a fat ass kind of heft?Copy !req
852. - Gravit-ass.Copy !req
853. - Derrick Barry.Copy !req
854. - When she was Derrick Bachmann,
I think she smeared Bob,Copy !req
855. and she smeared him well.Copy !req
856. She had a really good, campy,Copy !req
857. fun time with him.Copy !req
858. - Those two have a history
of being rivals,Copy !req
859. and they made it work for them.Copy !req
860. This is like what
I do every weekCopy !req
861. with Michelle Visage.Copy !req
862. Naomi Smalls.Copy !req
863. - She was the only one
that threw actual shade.Copy !req
864. - And she's so likeable.Copy !req
865. - Now, that runway,
she was padded for Jesus.Copy !req
866. Gorgeous.Copy !req
867. - Naomi has risen
to the occasion,Copy !req
868. and that's the progress
we love in this competition.Copy !req
869. Kim Chi.Copy !req
870. - Her shade part
with Naomi was "eh."Copy !req
871. - I didn't know whether or not
she was doing a campaign adCopy !req
872. or if she was doing a food ad.Copy !req
873. - But this kid
is so imaginative,Copy !req
874. and then she brought up
the no fats, no fems,Copy !req
875. no Asians thing,
which was very political,Copy !req
876. the fact that gay people
are fighting for fairness.Copy !req
877. But, you know, on Craigslist,Copy !req
878. you're free to be as racist
and body shaming as possible.Copy !req
879. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
880. - I'm gonna take that
off my profile.Copy !req
881. - Thorgy Thor.Copy !req
882. - This runway tonight
was a swing and a miss.Copy !req
883. I know she's wacky
and different,Copy !req
884. but it should be cohesive.Copy !req
885. - The political campaign,Copy !req
886. love the commitment
to the characterCopy !req
887. but it was kind
of too much about her.Copy !req
888. - She didn't do any
of the smear campaign at all,Copy !req
889. and when she did, it was like,
"Oh, enough about youCopy !req
890. but back to me."Copy !req
891. - Lots of ideas,
but you've got to land a punch.Copy !req
892. Chi Chi DeVayne.Copy !req
893. - Tonight on the runway,Copy !req
894. that is the best she's looked
this entire competition.Copy !req
895. - Unfortunately, I was not a fan
of the political campaign.Copy !req
896. That wasn't somebodyCopy !req
897. that could be
the first drag queen president.Copy !req
898. - When Chi Chi walked out
to meet Carson and I,Copy !req
899. I literally though it was James
Brown coming out.Copy !req
900. - Silence.Copy !req
901. - Mm.Copy !req
902. - I've made my decision.Copy !req
903. Bring back my girls,
Mr. Gorbachev!Copy !req
904. - Welcome back, ladies.Copy !req
905. I've made some decisions.Copy !req
906. Bob The Drag QueenCopy !req
907. and Derrick Barry,
condragulations,Copy !req
908. you are both the winners
of this week's challenge.Copy !req
909. - Congrats, baby.Copy !req
910. - You've each won
an original couture gownCopy !req
911. from Mountbatten Concepts.Copy !req
912. - Oh, wow.Copy !req
913. I'm on cloud nine.Copy !req
914. This is the moment
I've been waiting for.Copy !req
915. - Pleasure meeting all of you.
Thank you.Copy !req
916. - Thank you, all of you.Copy !req
917. - I'm glad
that we won together.Copy !req
918. Working with Derrick,
I've learned to likeCopy !req
919. and respect him.Copy !req
920. - Naomi Smalls
and Kim Chi,Copy !req
921. you are safe.Copy !req
922. - You may join the other girls.Copy !req
923. - Thank you so much.Copy !req
924. - Thorgy Thor,
Chi Chi DeVayne,Copy !req
925. I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are up for elimination.Copy !req
926. - I do not deserve
to be in the bottom.Copy !req
927. I ain't going home.Copy !req
928. - Two queens stand before me.Copy !req
929. Ladies, this is your last chanceCopy !req
930. to impress meCopy !req
931. and save yourself
from elimination.Copy !req
932. The time has comeCopy !req
933. for you to lip-synchCopy !req
934. for your life!Copy !req
935. - I am a performer
through and through.Copy !req
936. One of us has to go home.Copy !req
937. She is.Copy !req
938. - Good luck,Copy !req
939. and don't fuck it up.Copy !req
940. - Wow.Copy !req
941. - Ladies, I've made my decision.Copy !req
942. Chi Chi DeVayne,Copy !req
943. shantay, you stay.Copy !req
944. - Thank you.Copy !req
945. I love you, baby.Copy !req
946. - I love you always.Copy !req
947. - Thorgy Thor,Copy !req
948. you brought the BK to the RDR.Copy !req
949. And, girl,Copy !req
950. I ain't gonna l-i-e.Copy !req
951. - We loved every minute of it.Copy !req
952. Now sashay away.Copy !req
953. - Thank you, Ru, so much.Copy !req
954. I love you guys.Copy !req
955. - Bye, Thorgy.
- Bye, guys.Copy !req
956. Witty catchphrase,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
957. Ru, I think you made
a little bit of a mistake,Copy !req
958. but you have
your reasons for things.Copy !req
959. This show is a lot harder
than you think,Copy !req
960. so judge us kindly.Copy !req
961. I don't regret a single thing.Copy !req
962. I will look at this
as a catalystCopy !req
963. towards more greatness.Copy !req
964. I love you, Ru.Copy !req
965. - Condragulations, ladies.Copy !req
966. Now, remember,Copy !req
967. if you can't love yourself,Copy !req
968. how in the hell are you and you
and youCopy !req
969. gonna love somebody else?Copy !req
970. Can I get an amen in here?Copy !req
971. Amen.Copy !req
972. - All right.
Now let the music play.Copy !req