1. - Previously on
"RuPaul's Drag Race"...
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2. You'll be competing
in the drag-apella movie,
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3. "Bitch Perfect."
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4. ♪ Now sissy that walk
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5. - Chi Chi DeVayne,
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6. condragulations, you are the
winner of this week's challenge.
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7. - Dax ExclamationPoint,
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8. Laila McQueen,
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9. neither one of you survived
that lip sync.
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10. Sashay away.
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11. - Oh, my God.
- Oh!
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12. - I did not
even see that coming.
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13. - Gag of the century.
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14. - You never know
what's gonna happen,
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15. and when you on the stage,
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16. bitch,
you better own it.
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17. This is a wakeup call
for all of us.
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18. If you ain't stepping
that pussy up,
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19. your ass is going home.
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20. - So who do you guys think
that RuPaul called?
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21. - I had to eliminate
two queens today.
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22. How soon can you get here?
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23. - One queen who needs
to be redeemed
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24. more than any queen
on the "Drag Race"
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25. is Victoria "Pork Chop" Parker.
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26. - Question is
when Shangela returns,
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27. what are we gonna do?
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28. I think we should all agree that
whoever the girl that comes in,
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29. we just ignore her
and treat her like poo.
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30. - Damn.
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31. We have another bitch
coming into the competition?
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32. Girl,
this is some bullshit.
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33. - The winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"
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34. receives
a one-year supply
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35. of Anastasia
Beverly Hills cosmetics
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36. and a cash prize of $100,000.
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37. With extra-special guest judges
"Empire's" Tasha Smith
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38. and the legendary
Faith Evans!
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39. - Work.
- Work.
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40. - It's a brand-new day!
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41. We've survived.
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42. - Ooh, girl.
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43. She done already
done had herses.
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44. To be America's
next drag superstar,
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45. you don't need to be humble.
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46. - Agreed.
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47. - But if you trip or stumble,
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48. well, honey, that's just
the way that cookie crumbles.
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49. - Hello, hello, hello.
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50. - Wow!
- This is the outfit.
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51. - Why, thank you.
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52. It is
a Klein Epstein & Parker suit.
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53. They're made to measure.
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54. - Now, ladies,
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55. when the Supreme Court
legalized same sex marriage,
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56. they moved this country
boldly forward.
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57. But when it comes
to their sense of style,
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58. the justices are,
like, so 18th century.
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59. - Yeah.
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60. - Oh, Pit Crew!
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61. - Whoo!
- Oh!
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62. - Now for today's
mini challenge,
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63. I want you to drag up
these basic black robes.
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64. Think Judge Judy Couture.
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65. We'll take a 30-minute recess,
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66. and then, the Supreme Court
Fashion Show will be in session.
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67. Go!
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68. - Ah!
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69. - Think this looks like
absolute garbage, and I love it.
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70. - Ladies!
Time's up.
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71. Category is,
Supreme Court Realness.
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72. First up,
Bob The Drag Queen.
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73. She received
her law degree online
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74. from the Tyler Perry "I Can
Learn Law All By Myself" school.
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75. Supreme Court Justice
Naomi Smalls
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76. from the law firm
of Evangelista and Fangs.
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77. She almost got disbarred
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78. for excessive mouth pops.
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79. That was only one.
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80. Justice Derrick Barry.
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81. She was inspired to study law
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82. after sneaking into a matinee
of "Legally Blonde."
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83. Oh!
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84. - Oh, and then my wig come off.
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85. - All rise
for Supreme Court Justice
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86. Cynthia Lee Fontaine,
AKA Cuckoo Freedom.
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87. - She made herstory
with her landmark verdict
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88. for legalizing sex.
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89. Really, Judge?
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90. - I think it was funny.
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91. - Supreme Court Justice
Acid Betty.
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92. She believes
in every citizen's right
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93. to go fisting.
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94. Uh, it said—
I'm sorry, it's go fishing.
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95. Supreme Court Justice
Robbie Turner.
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96. If Justice Turner
had her way,
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97. she'd outlaw ex-boyfriend
Donald Trump.
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98. - All rise
for Supreme Court Justice
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99. Kim Chi.
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100. She got her start at the law
firm of Ching Chang & Chong.
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101. I did not write these.
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102. Do not send me letters.
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103. Supreme Court Justice
Thorgy Thor.
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104. She made herstory
legalizing the right
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105. to stop traffic
and tap-dance.
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106. All rise
for Supreme Court Justice
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107. Chi Chi DeVayne.
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108. She made herstory
with her landmark verdict
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109. legalizing ass clapping.
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110. - Wha!
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111. - Yes, Your Honor, yes.
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112. If justice is blind,
that bitch is missing out.
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113. The winner is...
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114. Naomi Smalls.
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115. - Nice!
- Ooh!
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116. - And I'll be posting
all of these supreme looks
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117. at logotv.com.
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118. Ladies, last week,
several eliminations
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119. left a void
that I've decided to fill
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120. with the one and only...
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121. - Bitches, I'm back!
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122. - Naysha Lopez.
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123. - Oh, my God,
it's Naysha!
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124. She's back on the competition.
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125. - Naysha should have walked in
with her luggage
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126. and just kept on walking.
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127. Bye, girl.
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128. - Naysha, you're getting
a second chance.
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129. So don't fuck it up.
- Okay.
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130. - Now, for this week's
maxi challenge,
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131. you'll be overacting
in a pilot for my new TV series,
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132. "RuCo's Empire."
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133. - Whoo!
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134. - That's right,
RuRu kitty girls.
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135. It's cookie time.
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136. - Whoo!
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137. - Naomi Smalls,
you won the mini challenge.
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138. So you're a team captain.
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139. And Naysha Lopez,
as a welcome back gift,
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140. you're team captain too.
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141. - I'm not trying to fuck
my second chance,
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142. so let's do this.
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143. - Naomi, you get first pick.
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144. - I choose Robbie Turner.
- All right.
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145. - Naysha.
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146. - Derrick Barry.
- Yay!
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147. - Bob The Drag Queen.
- Whoo!
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148. - Thorgy.
- Yes!
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149. - Awesome.
- Whoo!
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150. - Chi Chi.
- Whoo.
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151. - Kim Chi.
- Yeah!
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152. - Well, that leaves Acid Betty
and "Santee Alley" Fontaine.
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153. - I'm gonna go
with "Santee Alley."
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154. - Which means Acid Betty,
you are on Naysha's team.
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155. - Oh, fuck.
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156. Just kidding.
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157. - Gentlemen,
start your engines.
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158. And may
the smartest cookie win.
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159. - Okay, so let's go through
all of them real quick.
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160. "Ginger Snap,
classic militant activist."
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161. She's intense, so you want
to take that role?
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162. - Uh...
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163. - Derrick's playing
this militant lesbian.
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164. Really?
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165. - "Chocolate Chip Cookie,
the over-the-top super diva.
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166. She's got major attitude
and blingy style."
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167. - I will feel comfortable
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168. with Chocolate Chip Cookie,
personally.
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169. - There's a lot of words
in this.
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170. Did you look at the script?
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171. - That's right,
Chocolate Chip Cookie's back!
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172. - I did not understand at all
what you said.
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173. And this gonna be my chance
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174. to win back Rucious for good!
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175. - Why are you talking up here
like that?
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176. - Think the other team
should be worried
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177. because they have a lot of girls
that are just like...
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178. not black.
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179. - Coming up...
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180. Action.
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181. - I'm here to get what's mine.
- Bitch!
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182. You couldn't even make bail.
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183. - I'm a strong gay woman!
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184. - Okay.
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185. - Boom!
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186. - "You double-crossing bitches."
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187. - For today's challenge,
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188. we have to perform in scenes
inspired by the show, "Empire."
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189. It's got drama.
It's got Cookie.
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190. I mean,
this is a dream come true.
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191. - "Maybe it was a lil'
somethin'-somethin' extra
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192. I put in the drink."
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193. - I've never seen "Empire," but
Cookie sounds like a handful.
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194. And Bob is a fuckin' handful,
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195. so it's just a match
made in heaven.
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196. - One thing I would say,
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197. make it, like a
"Or maybe..."
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198. - Let's do it again.
- 'Cause it got lost.
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199. - Robbie,
she's a trained actress
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200. and she's giving us
all these tips.
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201. - Like, this whole thing,
and then be like,
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202. "Stand back, bitches!"
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203. - We're definitely
gonna win this challenge.
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204. - "What you want?
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205. Oh, hello, Rucious's doctor."
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206. It's Rucious's doctor.
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207. - This is one stale-ass
Chocolate Chip Cookie.
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208. Just an observation
that I'm just making,
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209. Thorgy and Kim Chi switch.
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210. - I would love to.
- Yeah, super diva.
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211. - This is gonna be so good.
I really want to do this.
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212. "Oh, you better think again,
RuRu kitty.
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213. That's right;
Chocolate Chip Cookie is back."
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214. - "Did I hear my name?"
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215. - It sounded
like Bob was doing...
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216. - Of course.
- Yeah.
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217. We're gonna be up
against each other.
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218. What part did you pick, Bob?
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219. - Chocolate Chip Cookie.
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220. - Of course
both myself and Bob
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221. are playing
Chocolate Chip Cookie parts,
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222. and we're gonna be compared.
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223. - Rivalry!
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224. - Thorgy's hilarious,
but I'm like,
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225. "I am not worried about that."
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226. "Well, where the hell
is Rucious? Rucious!"
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227. - There's a fire under my ass.
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228. And I really, really fucking
want to win the challenge.
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229. - All right.
Team Naysha.
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230. - It's time to shoot the scene,
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231. and everyone's feeling
a little nervous.
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232. - Welcome to our beautiful set,
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233. furnished by our friends
at Rrivre Works.
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234. And say hello to my co-director.
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235. Grammy award-winning
First Lady of hip-hop,
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236. Faith Evans is here.
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237. - Hey.
- Hi, ladies.
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238. - What's up?
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239. Mm-hmm.
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240. - All right, places,
people, places.
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241. It takes a village, people.
- Jesus, be my savior.
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242. - Here we go, and...
Action.
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243. - I'm here to get what's mine.
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244. - No, you're not.
Yes, she is.
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245. Who are you?
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246. Stop interrupting me.
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247. - You all need to chill.
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248. The big RuCo White party
is coming up.
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249. - And cut.
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250. Kim Chi,
I need to see more of this.
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251. I need to see this.
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252. - We smack a lot
when we ratchet.
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253. Girl.
- Mm-hmm.
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254. Like this.
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255. - Um... yeah.
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256. Let's try that again.
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257. - Listen, Ho Ho!
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258. - Chocolate Chip Cookie's
supposed to be in jail!
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259. - That was much better.
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260. And action.
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261. - I'm gonna make you a star.
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262. - Bitch, you couldn't
even make bail.
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263. - Ooh...
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264. - But I can whoop yo ass.
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265. - laughter]
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266. - Nobody wants a bitch who
gets kicked off to come back,
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267. so I was glad to beat
the shit out of her
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268. with this dirty broom.
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269. - The White party is the time
for me to tell the whole world,
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270. it's okay to be gay.
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271. - Cut.
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272. Derrick, I'm losing you
in that moment.
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273. I know—you're not sort of
connecting with anyone.
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274. Just make sure
that you command the room.
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275. - Okay.
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276. The White Party is the time
for me to tell the whole world,
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277. that it's okay—
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278. It's okay to be gay.
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279. - What the hell
is Derrick doing?
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280. She's lost in an afro.
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281. She's not funny.
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282. Come on, Britney.
Step it up.
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283. - Team Naomi.
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284. My co-director,
Faith Evans is here.
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285. - Hi, ladies.
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286. - This Notorious B.I.G.'s wife.
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287. - I got my drag name
from Biggie Smalls,
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288. so I'm fucking freaking out.
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289. - Now, she has lived this life,
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290. so if you have
any questions for her
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291. in terms of character
or inspiration...
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292. - What's the best hand
to slap a hoe with,
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293. like, the left or the right?
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294. - Well, I'm left-handed.
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295. - All right, so places,
people, places.
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296. - Action.
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297. - Now where the hell is Rucious?
Rucious!
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298. - Rucious probably smelled you
and went runnin'.
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299. - Well, then why
did I waste my time
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300. puttin' on this.
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301. Why you all gaggin'?
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302. I bring it to you every episode.
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303. - Cut.
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304. - You say this is
an over-acting challenge,
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305. I'm like,
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306. You ain't gotta tell me twice.
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307. - Action.
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308. - And that's why they need
a strong woman on this company.
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309. - Cut.
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310. Miss Cynthia Lee, you just
left out the word "gay,"
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311. when you said this company needs
a strong, gay woman.
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312. Yes, because that's—
that's the joke.
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313. Okay, let's try that again.
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314. - This company need
a gay, strong woman.
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315. - Wait, cut.
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316. The line is,
"A strong, gay woman."
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317. - I'm a strong, gay woman!
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318. - Cynthia's Ginger Snap
is hilarious
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319. for all the wrong reasons.
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320. I don't even know if she knows
what she's saying.
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321. - All right.
Let's move on.
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322. - That and how to shoplift.
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323. Empty your pockets,
please, ma'am.
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324. Fuck, line.
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325. - Robbie, differentiate
those voices,
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326. so that we know
it's two different people.
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327. - Do want it, like,
satanic or something?
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328. - Just make them different.
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329. - That and how to shoplift.
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330. Please, sir, empty your—
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331. Please ma'am,
will you empty your pocketbook?
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332. Ah!
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333. - Robbie is really
screwing it up.
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334. You're the one
I was most confident in.
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335. - We're gonna have
to work with what we have.
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336. - We could end up losing this
because of Robbie's mistakes.
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337. - Coming up...
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338. - The girls are gonna do
a runway in roller skates.
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339. - I've never skated before.
- Really?
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340. This is a mess
I can't wait to see.
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341. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
- Whoa, whoa.
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342. - For the first time
in drag herstory,
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343. the girls are gonna do
a runway in roller skates.
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344. - So anybody nervous
about skating?
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345. - I've never skated before.
- Really?
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347. So since I can't skate,
I have this idea,
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348. like, maybe I can, like,
turn into a car
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349. to, like, mask it.
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350. - Do you have, like,
wheels for your arms and stuff?
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351. - Oh, I have to make
my wheels, so.
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352. - You have to make wheels.
- Yeah.
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353. - So he plans on falling
and what,
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354. crawling across the stage
like a Transformer?
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355. This is a mess
I can't wait to see.
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356. - How you feelin', Robbie?
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357. - I feel... actually...
better.
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358. Girl, I'm the disco rockin' diva
of the roller rink.
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359. And my hope is that
my runway look redeems me
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360. from that horrible performance
in the acting challenge.
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361. I'm actually wearing my mom's
vintage sunglasses,
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362. which I'm really excited about.
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363. - My parents
were straight-up hippies.
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364. - I would love,
love to meet your parents.
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365. - My mom, uh, passed away
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366. when I was 19.
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367. - What happened?
- She had cancer.
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368. I was in college,
like, having a blast,
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369. and, like, I would always call
and be like,
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370. "How's everything?"
It was always fine.
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371. But it wasn't.
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372. And I finally got a call
from my dad being like,
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373. "You know, you should probably
really come home."
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374. When I went home, I mean,
she was not the—
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375. She was not a person.
She...
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376. She wasn't there.
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377. I wish they were just a little
bit more honest with me,
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378. 'cause when I got home,
she died that day.
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379. - Oh, my God.
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380. - She was a skeleton
in a hospital bed.
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381. I didn't really get a good-bye.
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382. And I kinda feel like
that was taken from me.
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383. And I'm very angry about it,
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384. but I don't know
where to put that anger.
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385. It comes out of love for my dad,
he's like,
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386. "I just don't want to, like,
interrupt your life and ruin—
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387. Like, I want better things
for you."
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388. And I'm like, I get that...
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389. - "My parents wanted
to protect me."
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390. - But things like that, like...
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391. I didn't get to say
good-bye to her.
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392. She didn't want
to make my dad and my sister
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393. feel, like, terrible,
but...
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394. How come they didn't, like,
tell me to come home?
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395. I will never forget that day.
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396. I guess that's why
I talk about things so much.
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397. - Just get it over with.
That's a great idea.
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398. Keep doing that.
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399. And what?
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400. - Yeah!
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401. - Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."
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402. Michelle Visage, thanks for
helping me build my empire.
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403. How was prison?
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404. - Fashion superstar
Carson Kressley,
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405. what's your favorite cookie?
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406. - I like those Samoans.
- It's a Samoa.
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407. - Oh, is it a Samoa?
- Samoan is the person.
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408. - From the hit shows,
"Empire" and "Power,"
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409. my acting class pal,
Tasha Smith is here.
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410. - Hey, baby!
Hey!
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411. - And the legendary Faith Evans.
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412. - Hey, Ru.
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413. - Were you mesmerized
by my girls?
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414. - Oh, my, was I.
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415. - This week,
we challenged our queens
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416. to act up a storm
in "RuCo's Empire."
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417. Tonight, for the first time
in drag race firstory,
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418. category is
Roller Girl Realness.
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419. Gentlemen,
start your roller skates.
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420. And may the best woman win!
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421. - Naysha Lopez.
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422. - Oh, my gosh,
you're giving us Tamar Braxton.
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423. - And Adrienne Bailon.
- Mm-hmm.
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424. - I'm giving you "Xanadu"
realness, boo.
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425. Next thing you know,
I fall.
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426. Oh, my God, if they show me
falling as my runway,
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427. I'm gonna be furious.
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428. - That booty is cute, boo.
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429. - Booty wonderland.
- Bootilicious.
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430. - Thorgy Thor.
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431. - She's giving very
"Three's Company."
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432. - Come and knock on her door.
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433. - I'm super comfortable
in these roller skates.
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434. This is one of
the first looks I ever did,
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435. like, this is classic Thorgy.
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436. - Hey, good-lookin'.
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437. Be back to pick you up later.
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438. - Call me on the party line.
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439. Is this a three-way?
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440. - Derrick Barry.
Very Skaty Perry.
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441. - I love my outfit.
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442. I feel like I'm giving them
pop Princess Peach.
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443. It's different from anything
that I've worn before.
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444. - Oh!
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445. - That's a bubble butt
if I ever seen one.
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446. Kim Chi.
- Toucan!
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447. - Look at the size
of that cockatoo.
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448. - The entire ensemble is
inspired by John Galliano.
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449. It's a contrast between nude
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450. and all the colors
that are in a parrot.
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451. - Yes, honey,
you better sissy that macaw.
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452. Acid Betty.
"Beyond Thunderdome."
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453. - Punk unicorn realness.
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454. I am a bitch on wheels
times ten.
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455. I'm reliving my childhood
in the '80s, honey.
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456. Don't turn your back on me.
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457. - Mad Maxi Pad.
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458. - Naomi Smalls.
- Classic beauty.
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459. - She is like a flamingo.
- Yes.
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460. - I'm wearing
a pretty in pink bedroom scene.
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461. My outfit
is so not roller girl,
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462. but I'm pulling it off.
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463. - Michelle, what's the hardest
part of roller skating?
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464. - Mm.
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465. - Telling your mother
that you're gay.
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466. See you later, roller skater.
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467. Bob The Drag Queen.
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468. Not to be confused with
Bob The High School Counselor.
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469. - I didn't have enough time to
finish this Transformer outfit,
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470. so I do my backup plan.
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471. I'm like "Tron,"
robot-inspired character.
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472. - She's a ro—oh, yes girl.
- Uh-oh. Be careful.
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473. - And I'm just like,
try to move
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474. offstage without
breaking a limb.
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475. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
- Whoa, whoa.
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476. - Nice save.
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477. She's like a rumba!
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478. - Don't go too fast now.
Don't go too fast.
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479. - Oh, work it!
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480. - Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
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481. - She's a little bit country.
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482. - It's Barbara Mandrell
on wheels.
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483. - I love my runway look.
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484. It's like Farrah Fawcett
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485. meets with Olivia Newton John
in Texas.
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486. I feel like the goddesses
of roller blades.
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487. - If she falls,
there will be a hoe down.
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488. - There will be.
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489. - Chi Chi DeVayne
from Louisiana.
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490. Yeah, this had
a roller street part.
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491. - Yes!
- She got tricks.
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492. - I'm a disco queen, honey.
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493. Funky, tight roller girl.
This is me.
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494. - She's got that hair
snatched back in a afro puff.
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495. - Ooh, a little
backwards skating.
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496. - Yeah, back rolls.
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497. - Up next, Robbie Turner.
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498. Oh, lord!
- All right!
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499. - Uh-oh!
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500. - I am roller girl realness
personified.
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501. It's got my initials on my ass
and a little star booty.
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502. And I'm wearing
my Aunt Diana's hair.
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503. I scalped her in, like, 1975.
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504. - It's like a rhinestone
roller girl.
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505. - Yes.
- Mmm.
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506. - Coming up...
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507. - Taraji is going to die.
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508. Lee Daniels is going to die.
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509. - Yes!
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510. - Welcome, ladies.
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511. I'm really, really impressed.
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512. Now it's time
to view your scenes.
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513. First up, Team Naysha.
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514. - Y'all here today
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515. because yo daddy,
Rucious Charles,
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516. the head
of the Rooker Rackers Empire,
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517. has a message for all of y'all.
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518. - Hey, cookie girls.
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519. Aw, damn.
I'm dying.
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520. And I gotta figure out
which one of you bitches
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521. gon' get my empire.
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522. Will it be my beautiful
Halle Berry wannabe girlfriend,
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523. Vanilla Wafer?
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524. My brilliant daughter
with multiple degrees
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525. and multiple personalities,
Macaroon?
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526. My overly sensitive daughter,
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527. who thinks
she's sittin' on a secret,
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528. Ginger Snap?
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529. My hood rat baby girl,
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530. Shortbread?
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531. Or will it all go
to my sassy ex-wife,
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532. Chocolate Chip Cookie?
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533. - What?
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534. But Chocolate Chip Cookie's
supposed to be in jail!
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535. - Ooh!
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536. You better think again,
RuRu kitty.
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537. That's right.
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538. Chocolate Chip Cookie's back!
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539. Get off of me.
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540. And I'm here
to take what's mine.
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541. Now get this orange shit
off my body.
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542. - Ex-squeeze me?
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543. I'm in charge of this company.
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544. Oh, bougie bitch,
please!
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545. I should be running this empire.
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546. Who asked you?
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547. I did?
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548. No, I didn't!
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549. - Oh, cray-cray.
I got this.
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550. And that's for not visiting me
in prison, bitch.
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551. - Stop!
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552. It's time I get something
off my chest.
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553. Gay.
We know.
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554. - But damn, my little baby's
got a voice.
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555. - Yeah.
- I'm gonna make you a star.
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556. - Bitch,
you couldn't even post bail.
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557. - No...
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558. but I can whoop yo ass
with this!
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559. This is harder on me
than it is for you guys.
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560. No, it's not!
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561. - Y'all need to chill!
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562. The big White Record party's
comin' up,
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563. and we need to show Rucious
that we are a family.
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564. - Oh, it's Rucious's doctor.
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565. What?
Rucious is dead!
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566. Oh, Rucious wants me
to give him head.
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567. Be right there.
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568. I will see each
and every one of you bitches
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569. at the White party.
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570. - Cookie Monster!
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571. - Next up, Team Naomi.
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572. - Girls, at this
damn White party,
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573. we're gonna act like a family.
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574. I know y'all ain't starting
this white-ass party without me.
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575. And why it gotta be white,
you know?
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576. Uh, where's Rucious?
Rucious!
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577. - Rucious probably smelled you
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578. and went runnin'.
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579. - Oh, well, then
why did I waste my time.
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580. putting on this?
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581. Oh, there's more.
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582. This!
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583. Why'd I waste my time
doin' that, bitch?
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584. - 'Cause you the crazy ass hoe.
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585. - Where'd you learn
to talk like that?
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586. - I learned it from you, bitch.
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587. - That's about the only thing
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588. you taught us.
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589. - Yeah, that,
and how to shoplift.
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590. Empty your pockets,
please, ma'am.
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591. I didn't do it!
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592. Mama told me to!
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593. - Well, well.
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594. This is nice,
but let's have a drink.
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595. In this house,
before we drink,
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596. we say grace.
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597. Now can I get
a "Amen, hallelu"?
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598. - All right,
I knew you had it, baby!
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599. - Yes!
- I knew you had it.
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600. - Stop oppressing me!
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601. I'm a strong, gay woman!
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602. Bitch, we're all gay.
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603. - I'm not gay.
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604. Yes, you are.
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605. That one time
in college doesn't count.
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606. - My baby.
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607. - Jeez!
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608. - Girl, you better step
your medications up.
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609. - Wow, you really all are crazy.
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610. That's why I'm secretly
plotting to go work
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611. for our rival company,
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612. Lady Bunny Death Hoe Records.
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613. - You fake-ass,
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614. Dominique Deveraux wannabe!
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615. - Oh, my God.
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616. - Take it, bitch.
Expensive vodka.
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617. - Stand back, bitches.
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618. - Bring it, bitch.
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619. You lucky
my pre-paid phone ringin'.
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620. I woulda whooped
your little skinny ass.
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621. Who dis?
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622. It's Rucious' doctor, y'all.
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623. Hello, Rucious's doctor.
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624. What, what?
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625. Rucious is...
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626. severely deadly illnesses
is... contagious?
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627. - Oh!
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628. - Is because I'm gay?
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629. Isn't it?
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630. - Peace.
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631. - Oh...
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632. I guess whatever Rucious had,
it really was sickening.
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633. Or maybe it was a lil'
extra somethin-somethin
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634. I put in the cocktails.
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635. Oh, you thirsty, bitch?
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636. Whoo!
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637. I'ma take this motherfucker.
Gimme the shoe, bitch.
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638. Oh!
Look at all this money.
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639. He ain't got
no motherfucking backup.
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640. Is the train still runnin'?
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641. - Wow.
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642. Well, there you have it,
ladies.
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643. And all based on actual events.
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644. - Ladies, this week
you acted in teams.
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645. but tonight,
you'll be judged individually.
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646. Coming up...
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647. - I don't know what you were
saying, but I didn't care.
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648. - I think you were very
convincing as a schizo.
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649. - Show me that you do have soul.
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650. - Ladies,
when I call your names,
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651. please roll forward.
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652. Naomi Smalls.
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653. Kim Chi.
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654. Naysha Lopez.
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655. Chi Chi DeVayne.
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656. Ladies, you are safe.
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657. You may leave the stage.
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658. The rest of you
represent the high rollers
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659. and the low rollers
of the week.
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660. Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.
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661. Starting with Thorgy Thor.
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662. - Your roller girl look—
You're giving me '70s.
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663. You had the big blonde 'fro.
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664. Not the most wildly inventive.
- Okay.
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665. - Now I'm gonna go
to your performance,
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666. which was so good.
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667. Your delivery, your choreography
was meticulously done.
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668. - Yes!
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669. - I'm so proud of you.
Great job.
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670. - Next up, Derrick Barry.
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671. - I like this whole, like,
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672. Jeremy Scott for Katy Perry
kind of thing.
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673. - You are doing a great job
with trying
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674. to give us something
other than Brittney.
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675. But I feel like
you're coming out
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676. and these clothes
are wearing you.
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677. - With your performance,
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678. the personality of the character
didn't really connect.
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679. It was too laid back.
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680. - I'd love to see you show me
that you do have soul.
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681. So what you need to get to work
on is giving us your soul.
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682. - Thank you very much.
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683. Next up, Acid Betty.
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684. - Your performance,
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685. I felt like you gave me
the "Sybil" multiple personality
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686. with a little bit
of Carol Burnett goin' on.
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687. - I think you were very
convincing as a schizo.
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688. - This look tonight,
it's getting kinda predictable.
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689. I'd love to see something
way different.
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690. - Another challenge, Michelle.
- I fucking love challenges.
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691. - Be you but don't be you.
Give us less but more.
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692. - All right, next up,
Bob The Drag Queen.
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693. - I love this look.
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694. You did this Glamazon girl
from "Tron."
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695. - Tin Man, I have to say,
needs some lubricant.
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696. - Now let's get
to the performance.
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697. Everything about it
was on point.
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698. That adlibs were
really, really good.
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699. - Taraji is going to die.
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700. Lee Daniels is going to die.
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701. - Next up,
Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
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702. - Cynthia.
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703. You have a great body with
a shirt that's like a formal
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704. with a formal necklace
and formal earrings,
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705. then you have, like, Hooters
shorts that don't fit at all.
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706. It's so discombobulated.
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707. - The "Empire" scene, I don't
know what you were saying,
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708. but I didn't care.
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709. - There were some nuances
that were missed.
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710. What did you think,
watching yourself in the scene?
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711. - I love it.
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712. - It was really good.
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713. It was really good.
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714. - Thank you very much.
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715. All right, next,
Robbie Turner.
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716. - I do love the jumpsuit.
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717. But what's bothering me
is all the silver accoutrements
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718. and then a gold necklace.
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719. I would lose the necklace.
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720. - Um, when we were workin'
on that scene,
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721. Ru was directing you
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722. to kinda get into
the two different voices.
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723. I don't think
you stuck with that.
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724. - It was kinda like I
didn't have a moment to, like,
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725. break
and think of your notes
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726. before we moved on
to another note
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727. and also remember where
the blocking for the camera was
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728. because I can't see very far.
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729. When we originally read it,
I was Vanilla Wafer.
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730. And it—we did change it.
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731. - Did that hurt you, you think?
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732. - I think it did hurt me,
and I didn't speak up
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733. even though I was feeling it,
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734. and so for the betterment
of the team, I was like—
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735. - You can't allow yourself
to be a victim
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736. and use the excuse of,
"I was being nice."
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737. It's a competition.
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738. - Well, thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
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739. While you untuck backstage,
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740. the judges and I
will deliberate.
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741. All right, now just
between us squirrel friends,
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742. what do you think?
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743. Thorgy Thor.
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744. - Her Chocolate Chip Cookie
killed it.
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745. - It's safe to say that,
uh, her Chocolate Chip Cookie
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746. was baked in a lovin' oven.
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747. Mm-hmm.
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748. - It brings all the boys
to the yard.
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749. - Yeah!
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750. - That's the milkshake.
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751. - Oh.
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752. - Derrick Barry.
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753. She goes from Britney Spears
to Katy Perry.
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754. I'm still waiting
to find Derrick Barry.
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755. - I thought the runway
was really cute.
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756. - But in the scene,
Ginger Snap got lost to me.
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757. - I've seen her perform
as Britney Spears.
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758. She puts her whole self into it,
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759. and that's what she
needed to do in this challenge.
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760. Acid Betty.
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761. - I think she did look
like a roller warrior,
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762. but I could probably
do without the Mohawk.
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763. - In this role,
she looks like
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764. she's one french fry short
of a Happy Meal straight away.
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765. - Bob The Drag Queen.
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766. - It's not easy to improv,
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767. but also stay focused
on the scene.
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768. I am feelin' her swag.
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769. - She has charisma and it allows
her to sell absolutely anything.
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770. - This Tron jumpsuit
is so basic,
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771. and I found myself goin',
"Oh, my God, I love it so much."
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772. This is great.
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773. - Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
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774. - Bless her cotton socks
with that runway outfit.
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775. - Oh! Oh!
- They were Fruit of the Loom.
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776. - I just felt like she didn't
commit to the role that she had,
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777. as sweet as she is,
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778. but what's sweet
got to do with it?
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779. - All right, Ike Turner.
Yes.
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780. Robbie Turner.
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781. - You had given
a lot of direction,
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782. but Robbie
did not really get it.
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783. - But I love that jumpsuit.
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784. I would wear the hell
out of that jumpsuit.
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785. I love it.
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786. - Silence!
I've made my decision.
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787. Bring back my roller girls.
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788. - Welcome back, ladies.
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789. I've made some decisions.
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790. Thorgy Thor.
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791. You're safe.
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792. Bob The Drag Queen.
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793. Condragulations, you're the
winner of this week's challenge.
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794. - Whoo!
- Thank you!
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795. - You've one $3,500
of innovative eyewear
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796. from Bradley Kenneth.
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797. - Wow!
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798. Ah!
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799. Now all the other girls
can see what I can do.
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800. I feel like everyone knows
I'm a girl to beat.
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801. - Acid Betty.
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802. You're safe.
- Thank you, Mama.
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803. - Cynthia Lee Fontaine,
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804. your Ginger Snap was loca,
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805. but the judges were not crazy
about your roller girl.
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806. I'm sorry, my dear, but you are
up for elimination.
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807. Robbie Turner,
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808. your Macaroon
was not coconut-y enough.
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809. Derrick Barry,
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810. your Ginger Snap
did not snap, crackle, or pop.
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811. Robbie Turner, I'm sorry,
my dear,
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812. but you are up for
elimination.
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813. Derrick Barry,
you are safe, but...
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814. you better work, bitch.
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Robbie,
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816. now it's your choice.
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817. Do you want to lip sync
in heels or wheels?
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818. - Heels.
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819. - Wheels.
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820. - Ooh.
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821. - Two queens stand before me.
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822. Prior to tonight,
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823. you are asked to prepare
a lip sync performance
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824. of "Mesmerized"
by Faith Evans.
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825. Ladies,
this is your last chance
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826. to impress me
and save yourself
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827. from elimination.
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828. The time has come...
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829. For you to lip sync...
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830. for your life.
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831. - I deserve to be here.
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832. I'm not going.
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833. - Good luck
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834. and don't fuck it up.
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835. - I'm the star right now.
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836. Everybody is mesmerized
about my cuckoo and my dance.
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837. - Am I the first girl
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838. that's ever broken a light
on the runway?
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839. I'm gonna say yes.
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840. - Yeah!
- Whoo!
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841. - Ladies,
I've made my decision.
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842. Robbie Turner...
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843. shantay, you stay.
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844. - Thank you.
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845. - Cynthia Lee Fontaine,
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846. Puerto Rico, Austin,
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847. Santee Alley,
and now the world.
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848. Keep spreading your cuckoo.
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849. Now, sashay away.
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850. - I love you.
Thank you.
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851. Thank you.
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852. - Whoo!
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853. - Thank you.
- Love you.
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854. - See you soon, mis amores!
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855. I feel sad,
but, at the same time,
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856. I don't have any regrets.
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857. I would like
to encourage everybody,
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858. don't stop believing.
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859. Even if you are the only one
that believes in yourself.
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860. This is Cynthia Lee Fontaine,
#MisAmoresCuckoo.
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861. - Condragulations,
my queens.
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862. Now remember,
if you can't love yourself,
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863. how in the hell you gonna love
somebody else?
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864. Can I get a Amen up here?
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865. Amen!
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866. - All right,
now let the music play.
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