RuPaul's Drag Race 8x2

1. - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

2. This is the 100th episode of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

3. Yes! - Whoo!

4. - Oh, my God. - So I've arranged a photo shoot

5. with some extra special guest stars.

6. Pose the house down.

7. - You remind me of a dog trying to get comfortable on the couch.

8. - Oh, my God.

9. - Each of you will be assigned a legendary design challenge

10. from a past season.

11. My fucking panties just ripped.

12. Shit.

13. - Acid Betty.

14. - Every inch was kind of covered with a thought.

15. To me that's what drag is about. - Naysha Lopez.

16. - I just don't think it looks good.

17. - I don't really sew.

18. - Kim Chi.

19. - You were giving me, like,

20. this Cowardly Lion ferociousness.

21. - I like that you kept your areolas bald.

22. The breasts are the windows to the soul for sure.

23. - Laila McQueen.

24. - I felt like the bottom half was just a cop-out.

25. - Do you think that your missteps

26. would warrant you in the bottom?

27. - I don't think that I am the least put together.

28. - Who do you think is the least put together?

29. - Naomi. Her look is very plain.

30. - Do you agree with that, Naomi?

31. - No.

32. - Kim Chi, condragulations.

33. You're the winner of this week's challenge.

34. - Yeah, girl.

35. - Laila McQueen, shantay, you stay.

36. Naysha Lopez, sashay away.

37. - Girl. - Whoo.

38. - Oh, my gosh.

39. - Aww.

40. - The first message in lipstick on a mirror.

41. Holy fuck.

42. Too real.

43. - "It was a pleasure meeting you all.

44. Play the cards you are..."

45. "Dealt and turn da party."

46. - Aww. - Cutie.

47. - I'm sad to see her go. She had such a nice butt.

48. - I'm gonna miss my sister a lot, so te amo, mamita.

49. For me it's shocking that Naysha

50. left this competition too sooner

51. because I know she can offer a lot more.

52. - I got to say, when you hear the words

53. "lip-synch for your life" in person,

54. it's not fucking funny. - It sucked.

55. Hearing the judges' critiques,

56. I definitely need to do more to stand out.

57. - Wipe her away, girl.

58. - Shit's getting real.

59. Back at home I'm more of the, like, edgier girl,

60. but, like, seeing people like Thorgy, Acid Betty,

61. and Kim Chi, it's like, "Okay,

62. "I am no longer the big fish in a small pond.

63. Bitch, you need to, like, step it up."

64. - So, Laila, were you gagged

65. that I was not in the bottom two?

66. - I had to say something.

67. To be honest, I do not think

68. that a lot of the girls really deserved to be safe.

69. Naomi's boat looked like shit.

70. Cynthia's outfit was a knockoff pink version

71. of Detox's from her season,

72. and Miss Derrick Barry— girl, the first episode,

73. a bikini, really?

74. It was so hard to read.

75. Between you, me, her, and Naysha, I was like,

76. "I honestly have no idea who they're gonna pick."

77. I don't blame Laila for being salty

78. about being in the bottom two.

79. I think she's feeling like she's really just blending in.

80. Everyone wants to meet the star, not the entourage,

81. and right now Laila's just giving entourage.

82. - Oh.

83. - The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

84. receives a one year supply

85. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

86. and a cash prize of $100,000.

87. With extra special guest judges

88. Jamal Sims, Lucian Piane,

89. and "Pitch Perfect"'s Ester Dean.

90. - Good luck. - Good morning.

91. - Walk into the room purse first. Clack.

92. - We've all survived the first elimination.

93. The race has finally begun.

94. - Bye, Naysha. - There goes the prettiest one.

95. - She was beautiful. Emphasis on "was."

96. Who's the next prettiest?

97. - I know Britney wants to think she is.

98. - Why can't I know I am?

99. Ooh! - Girl.

100. She done already had her.

101. - Ooh, girl,

102. she done already done had herses.

103. Hey, bitches.

104. Hey.

105. - True or falsetto:

106. America's next drag superstar needs to strike a chord

107. in the key of,

108. "Gee, your drag sounds terrific."

109. Otherwise, you're gonna fall flat,

110. and I ain't just preaching to the choir, okurr?

111. - Yes, work.

112. - Whoo. - Hello, hello, hello.

113. - Yay! - Whoo!

114. - Now, ladies, who likes to dance?

115. - Good, because for today's mini challenge

116. we're having a Latin style dance off.

117. - Yes.

118. - Escándalo.

119. I want to see you swing those hips to a song

120. by AB Soto featuring me, "Cha Cha Bitch."

121. Yes.

122. Hola, Pit Crew.

123. Whoo!

124. - Delicioso.

125. - The Pit Crew is delivering clothes

126. provided by Out of the Closet Thrift Store,

127. benefiting the AIDS Healthcare Foundation since 1990.

128. - Oh, awesome.

129. - So grab your cha-cha heels, get into quick drag,

130. and meet me on the dance floor.

131. Go. - Go.

132. - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit?

133. - I love it.

134. - Someone should be doing J. Lo and just ass out.

135. - Actually, Spanish women don't shave their legs, right,

136. so my hairy legs are good?

137. - Back home in Brooklyn, Thorgy is well-known

138. for her alternative kind of style,

139. and it's a hairy style, to say the least.

140. - You know what? I don't think I need to—

141. I don't want to wear tights.

142. - All right, kids, time's up.

143. Señoritas, look who's here to help me judge

144. the "Cha Cha Bitch" fight.

145. Say hello to AB Soto.

146. Whoo! - Oh, my God.

147. - So, AB, any words of advice for my chicas?

148. - Yes, give me reina, give me perra,

149. and work your cha cha, bitch.

150. - Acid Betty, you're first.

151. Ready, set, cha cha, bitch.

152. Ain't no party like a cha cha party

153. 'cause a cha cha party goes ah!

154. - Yeah! - Whoo!

155. - Whoo! - Ow!

156. - Derrick Barry.

157. ♪ Cha cha, bitch

158. Yes, honey, we are serving taco Tuesday.

159. - Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

160. - The cha-cha heels are alive.

161. - Whoo!

162. Bob The Drag Queen.

163. - Whoo! Yes, ma'am.

164. - Dax ExclamantionPoint.

165. - Naomi Smalls.

166. - Laila McQueen.

167. - Señorita Robbie Turner.

168. Chi Chi DeVayne.

169. - Take that, Donald Trump.

170. Kim Chi.

171. - This is sad.

172. Kim Chi has two left feet and vertigo.

173. - Work!

174. - Thorgy Thor.

175. - Cha cha, bitch.

176. - Oh, my goodness.

177. I'ma call immigration on y'all.

178. Ladies, we'll be posting all of your best "Cha Cha Bitch"

179. moves at LogoTV.com,

180. and I just got to say, Thorgy Thor,

181. special shout-out for serving Frida Kahlo realness.

182. - Oh, thank you.

183. - Now, ladies, two of you were the baddest bitches of all.

184. The winners are...

185. Cynthia Lee Fontaine...

186. And Chi Chi DeVayne.

187. Let's give a big "Drag Race" thank you to AB Soto.

188. Whoo!

189. - Now, cha cha, bitch.

190. Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up

191. because this week's maxi challenge

192. is an all dancing,

193. all lip-synching extravaganza.

194. Whoo!

195. - Choreography?

196. Mm-mm.

197. - You'll be competing in two teams

198. in the dragappella movie "Bitch Perfect."

199. Plus you'll be meeting with a choreographer

200. who's worked with Miley, Madonna, and J. Lo, honey.

201. The red hot Jamal Sims. - Whoo!

202. - Cynthia and Chi Chi, you won the mini challenge,

203. so you are team captains.

204. Cynthia, your group is the Lady Bitches,

205. the sweethearts of dragapella from the prestigious

206. Lace Front Institute of Technology, darling.

207. Chi Chi, your group is Shady Bitches.

208. Y'all the bad girls

209. from the Lake Titicaca Academy

210. of Braids, Weaves, and Waffles.

211. All right, ladies, it's time to pick teams.

212. Cynthia, who will you choose first?

213. - Bob The Drag Queen. - All right, all right.

214. - Chi Chi, you're next.

215. - Acid Betty.

216. - It don't get shadier than this.

217. - Derrick Barry.

218. - Oh, thank God I did not get picked last.

219. - Thorgy Thor. - Whoo!

220. Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yow.

221. - Laila. - Laila.

222. - Let's go with Dax ExclamationPoint.

223. - Yay, my turn.

224. - Robbie.

225. - That means that Kim Chi and Naomi Smalls are left.

226. - Sorry, Kim, but I'm gonna have to go with Naomi.

227. - Which of course means that Kim Chi goes to Cynthia's team.

228. - Wah.

229. It's okay.

230. I wouldn't want me either.

231. - Ladies, this week

232. you've got to use your charisma,

233. uniqueness, nerve, and talent

234. to chorally gratify me and the judges.

235. Gentlemen, start your engines,

236. and may the best woman win.

237. - Oh, my God.

238. Kim Chi's a horrible dancer.

239. She's so bad.

240. How is she gonna get through this dance challenge?

241. - So, girls, like,

242. we're gonna, like, take one, pass it down.

243. The pressure of being a team captain,

244. it—it can be a lot, but I've done choreography

245. for the girls back at home. I got this.

246. - I think we should get some choreography together.

247. - Let's just worry about that when in time comes.

248. Don't—don't confuse yourself.

249. We need to know where you come in first.

250. - I think after this we should

251. put something together just in case.

252. - Don't get scared. - I'm not scared.

253. I'm just trying to be prepared. - I know, but—

254. - I'm not gonna be unprepared because of you, boo.

255. - I can sense that Acid definitely wants

256. to be the group leader, but it ain't happening.

257. We need to learn where we come in first.

258. - Fine, but we got to start doing something.

259. We can't just sit here sitting here learning words.

260. - I've known Betty for, like, ten years,

261. and sometimes because Betty is so artistic,

262. she gets away with being a fucking asshole.

263. - Let's go from the beginning.

264. "Oh, really, is that all you got?

265. What about this?"

266. - Is that what you're gonna be doing?

267. - "Lake, Lake, Titi, Titi, Titi."

268. Yeah. - No, you're gonna be out there.

269. - But the rest— - Whatever.

270. - Well, we should probably set it instead of "whatever."

271. Let's get beyond "whatever."

272. - Okay.

273. - Acid Betty is an asshole,

274. and she knows it, and she loves it,

275. and that's why she doesn't work in New York.

276. She's so demanding and mean to everyone

277. that nobody wants to work with her.

278. You're gonna be shamed.

279. You're gonna be put down, so, Chi Chi, good luck.

280. - Coming up...

281. Cynthia Lee. - Hi, RuPaul.

282. - What's the name of your group?

283. - My name of my group is—

284. - You got to look at a paper to get the name of your group?

285. - Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi.

286. - Now, Chi Chi, you're the leader.

287. How are you navigating all these strong personalities?

288. - I'm finding them a little bit difficult.

289. - Oh. - Yeah.

290. - Formations, formations.

291. - One, two, three, four.

292. - I like that roll back and sit in the hip.

293. - Yeah. - That's cool.

294. This week's maxi challenge is an a cappella lip-sync battle.

295. Oh, my gosh, we have to lip-synch.

296. We have to dance.

297. Basically we're putting out "Bitch Perfect."

298. - Here we go, and pat, pat, pat-pat-pat.

299. Let me see y'all do it.

300. - Boom, boom. - Bam, bam, bam, bam.

301. Uh-uh, y'all look like flailing fishes.

302. - Well, "pat, pat, pat-pat-pat,

303. "pat, pat, pat-pat-pat" was the original rhythm.

304. - No, ma'am.

305. It's pat, pat, pat-pat-pat, pat, pat, pat-pat-pat.

306. - Switch it to something simpler.

307. - That's so simple too.

308. I can't even get any simpler.

309. I picked my team based off the mini challenge,

310. but girl, these girls cannot dance.

311. Boom, boom.

312. - Wait, we're now— we're robot-ing.

313. - Okay, simple.

314. One, two, three, four, turn and down, down.

315. - It look crazy.

316. - I'm just trying to fucking

317. get your visual in my head so I can have it.

318. - Do it, bitch, do it. - Three, four, five, six, seven.

319. - That's it. - One, two, three, four, five.

320. - No, five, six, seven, eight is just a turn.

321. Don't move on five, six, seven, eight at all.

322. - We should change it if you can't get it.

323. What the eff? It's simple.

324. One, two, three, four, turn.

325. - One, two, three, four,

326. five, six, seven, eight.

327. - Is that— - Got it.

328. The hands weren't the same, but fuck it.

329. We got to move on.

330. You ready?

331. - I don't know.

332. - We're doing it. It's happening.

333. - All right, girl.

334. Can you just give me a shot, and I'll flip out?

335. - I'll do the second one.

336. - And I'll punch you in the face—boom!

337. - See, you trying to get out of the choreography.

338. Bitch, you trying to do comedy. - I can do all of it.

339. If we're standing there, "One shot,"

340. five beats of silence, it's boring.

341. - I don't want you to do that punch thing.

342. I just want you to, like—

343. - Okay.

344. Chi Chi does not get funny,

345. and I'm, like, a comedy queen, so I'm like,

346. "Okay, you know what?

347. I'm gonna do it anyway.

348. I don't care, bitch, it'd be funny."

349. - All right, so shall we move on

350. and do it again, or do you want to stand here?

351. - We'll get it.

352. - Oh, my God.

353. These bitches getting on my nerves.

354. They getting on my nerves now.

355. - All right, Lady Bitches, are you ready?

356. - Kim, I feel like you're the one who is kind of,

357. like, nerdy and not cool.

358. - Yeah.

359. Regina George. - I'm the ringleader.

360. - I think you should be, like, her kid sister.

361. - You do exactly whatever she does,

362. just not as good as she does it.

363. - Aw, Laila's my impersonator.

364. That's cute. - Yeah.

365. - My biggest concern is that I'm gonna

366. fade into the background comparatively

367. to all the other girls,

368. so I'm not sure about playing the,

369. like, little sister, like, wannabe Derrick Barry,

370. 'cause I probably wouldn't be the best Britney impersonator.

371. - Look at this giant fucking heel.

372. - Yeah. - Those are so cute.

373. - Bitch, I hope y'all can dance in them high-ass heels.

374. You need something this size, hon.

375. - That's like a—four inches. - No, ma'am.

376. - Have you ever, guys, been in proper shows before

377. where you have to learn choreography and stuff?

378. - When I was a kid, yes. Like, for years.

379. - Just—oh, when you were younger.

380. So you don't really know how to, like,

381. just focus and get it done?

382. - Yeah, I do.

383. - 'Cause we're talking about shoes.

384. I would love to, like, save the time

385. and figure out what we're doing.

386. This is how the group's gonna down.

387. "So what'd you guys do?"

388. "Well, we spent time talking

389. about how comfortable these shoes were."

390. - We're not going down. - No.

391. - My worry with this group

392. is that I might be the only one that's gonna give it

393. and the other girls are just gonna take me down with them.

394. Chi Chi needs to step up and get us together.

395. So we all know our lip syncs somewhat?

396. Like, the words?

397. - Ish. - Mm-hmm.

398. - I think that's gonna be the most important part

399. so when we meet the choreographer

400. we can kind of just take in what he's saying.

401. You're, like, looking at me like

402. I'm Charlie Brown's teacher.

403. Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.

404. Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.

405. You're done? - No, I'm not done.

406. Definitely not done.

407. I just want to be good.

408. My biggest fear in this challenge

409. is these girls flopping

410. and me having to take the fall

411. for my whole team.

412. - Hey, kitty girls.

413. - Hey, Ru. Hi!

414. - How are my little treble makers?

415. - We're working it out. - Yeah.

416. - Cynthia Lee. - Hi, RuPaul.

417. - What's the name of your group?

418. - My name of my group is—

419. - You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group?

420. Lady Bitches. - Yes, ma'am.

421. - So what— did you have a strategy

422. in choosing these ladies?

423. - Actually, yes, 'cause I got dancers.

424. I got the comedians one,

425. the actors, makeup artists.

426. - Now, Kim Chi, this is a lip-sync challenge.

427. Are you a lip-sync artist?

428. - I think I am, but my biggest problem

429. is sometimes when I lip-synch my lisp comes through.

430. - I'm not mad at a lisp. - Yeah.

431. - In fact, I'm partial to a lisp.

432. My empire was built on a lisp.

433. - Really. - Absolutely.

434. Are you familiar with the movie "Pitch Perfect?"

435. - I've never heard of it or even know what it's about.

436. I was probably in Korea at the time.

437. - Well, it just came out, uh, six months ago.

438. - Oh, my God.

439. Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi.

440. - So now, Laila,

441. why do you think you wound up in the bottom two?

442. - Well, the photo with Mathu

443. was definitely less than amazing.

444. - Right, because, you know, you were scrunched over.

445. You weren't shining through.

446. How are you gonna shine through in this challenge?

447. - I ain't gonna be squatting down

448. and sitting in the back.

449. I'm gonna come forward and be present.

450. - Well, you know, a lot of girls say that.

451. There's more strategy to it than that.

452. You realize that? - Yes, ma'am.

453. I get it. I need to bring myself up

454. to the level of the other girls

455. so I can be like, "I'm here too."

456. It's not just them. I am here.

457. - Listen, I am so excited for this,

458. and we're gonna see the real crème de la crme

459. rise to the top, all right?

460. - Oh, she's coming back?

461. - She's coming back.

462. All right, get to work.

463. - Thank you. - All right.

464. - Thanks, lady. - Whoo.

465. - Well, all right, now.

466. - Hey. - Hi, Ru.

467. - Hi, Ru. - Are y'all the Shady Bitches?

468. - Yes, we are.

469. - Are there any shady bitches in this group?

470. Oh, okay, well, there you have it.

471. Now, Chi Chi, you from Louisiana.

472. - Louisiana, baby.

473. - You know, both my parents are from Louisiana.

474. - Yes, I enjoy being a country queen.

475. - Yeah.

476. - I mean, who doesn't like an old smoked turkey neck, baby?

477. - Now, Chi Chi, you're the leader.

478. How are you navigating all of these strong personalities?

479. - I'm finding them a little bit difficult.

480. - Really? Are you for real?

481. - I'm for real.

482. I've never had to deal with such big personalities,

483. and back home I'm the star,

484. so to get this many stars in one room?

485. It's just, like, girl.

486. - Okay, well, is anybody afraid of choreography?

487. - No.

488. She didn't like my comedic take of a punch in the face.

489. - No, ma'am.

490. - I'm always been, like, putting in

491. my little comedic chime in there,

492. but you're shutting it down,

493. so I'm probably gonna do it anyway

494. regardless of what Chi Chi says.

495. - I prefer the whole thing to be choreographed.

496. I feel safer,

497. and I think I'm having a hard time

498. getting her to actually put down the steps.

499. - Maybe you should be more of a tyrant.

500. - I cannot be a tyrant.

501. That's not in my blood.

502. I think I'll give that part to Acid Betty.

503. - Oh. - Yeah.

504. - Are you a tyrant, Acid Betty?

505. - No, I haven't showed that side yet.

506. - Girl.

507. - She's the leader, so I'm letting her

508. kind of make decisions.

509. - All right, get back to work,

510. and knock 'em dead.

511. All right. Thanks. - Thank you.

512. - Let's get this work done.

513. - All right, ladies, gather round.

514. Now, if at any time

515. during this competition you feel the need

516. to get something off your chesticles—

517. yes, take advantage of the Shade Tree.

518. - Uh-oh. - Oh.

519. - Think of it as a diary room

520. where you can say whatever you want in total privacy.

521. Ooh.

522. - So good luck, and don't fuck it up.

523. All right? All right.

524. - Coming up...

525. - Give me one shot. - Uh, uh.

526. - They can't do it.

527. - Oh, she's a diva.

528. And three, four. - Whoops.

529. - Kim Chi is the worst dancer

530. in "Drag Race" history.

531. We're fucked.

532. - Hey, hey, hey, Team Lady Bitches.

533. - We're ladies, and we're bitches.

534. - My team are setting up to met Jamal.

535. I'm so excited about that.

536. He's a sexy—mmm— chocolate flavor.

537. Did my teeths look yellow? No.

538. - Let me something y'all put together.

539. - We have, like, a pose that we do,

540. which is, like, a one, two, look pose.

541. We like to incorporate our little move.

542. - Uh-huh, it's—I—I see it.

543. - Jamal's pretty much like,

544. "Oh, well, that's cute, but no."

545. - You guys are Lady Bitches,

546. and so I really want to present you guys

547. dancing very up, very, you know,

548. trained and very precise and classic.

549. So let's start from the top, yeah?

550. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

551. One, two, three, four, five, six.

552. Let me see you do it.

553. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

554. - Kim Chi is the worst dancer...

555. - Whoops.

556. - In "Drag Race" history.

557. One, two, three, four.

558. - We're not doing crazy stuff.

559. We're not pirouetting and back flipping.

560. Step, touch,

561. and not only that, it's the first move.

562. We're fucked.

563. - One, two, three, four, five, six.

564. All right, something's going on here.

565. - Yeah, I'm, like, losing it with the arms.

566. I'm trying to— - Yeah.

567. Don't think about the arms. Let's get the feet first.

568. - Okay, right first or— - Right first.

569. - It's profoundly difficult to try and do all these steps

570. but then also I have to think,

571. "I need to stand out as a character."

572. - Let me have you two do it by yourselves.

573. - Don't be—one, two.

574. - Okay, can we— can we start over.

575. I'm so sorry.

576. All right. - Don't be—

577. Jealous of my boogie.

578. - Three, four, five. Okay, listen.

579. One, two, three, four.

580. All right, and right now you guys are doing

581. three, four, five, six, so on one, two.

582. - One, two, three, four, five.

583. What?

584. It's like I'm learning English all over again.

585. - Don't be afraid.

586. Right now you're looking like this.

587. Let it go, all right? Here we go.

588. Five, six, seven. Don't be—

589. - Whoa.

590. - Uh-oh.

591. - Are you all right, sweetie?

592. - Kim Chi falls,

593. and just my heart drops out of my cuckoo.

594. Oh, my God.

595. - Kim Chi, are you sure you want

596. to keep doing it in heels?

597. - 100%. - Okay.

598. - She need to nail this

599. because if she falls tomorrow in front of the judges live,

600. we are completely done.

601. - Shady Bitches in the house.

602. Hey.

603. - So we're working with the fabulous Jamal Sims.

604. I'm ready for him to just give us some structure

605. to this dance routine that I've come up with.

606. - Show me what you got.

607. - Well, what about this?

608. Tit, tit, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah,

609. Titi, Titicaca.

610. Seven, eight.

611. Ay. Ay!

612. - Ay. What!

613. - Ay. Oh!

614. - Ay. Bitch.

615. La-la, la, la-la.

616. - All right, guys.

617. So you guys have a lot of good ideas,

618. and I think we could kind of clean 'em up and make 'em...

619. - Together. - Cohesive.

620. "Cohesive" is the word.

621. - I'm so happy that we have a little bit of choreography

622. like I suggested— Chi Chi,

623. because now we're with Jamal,

624. and he's actually using our choreography.

625. - I want to see "Give me one shot."

626. - Okay. ♪ One shot

627. - Okay, all right. ♪ Of adrenaline

628. - All right, we're gonna—

629. you might want to be careful with that.

630. - Yeah, that's what I said right away.

631. I was like, "Why are we shooting drugs?"

632. I don't know.

633. - Give me one shot,

634. and then from here, grab each other's arms

635. so—yeah, lock in underneath—

636. - Underneath. Underneath.

637. - There you go. - Oh, sorry.

638. - Five, six, seven.

639. - Oh. - What the hell?

640. - Can we scooch down a little teeny bit?

641. Like, can we get a little bit more space for us?

642. Thank you.

643. - One more time.

644. - Oh, one more time.

645. - Sorry. - Yeah.

646. - Ah!

647. - Ahh! Boom. - I really like this moment.

648. - Yeah.

649. Thank God.

650. Jamal loved my adrenaline thing.

651. He thought it was funny, and he kept it,

652. and I was like, "Eat it."

653. - I want to see this individually.

654. There you go. Next.

655. - All right.

656. All right. Here we go.

657. Uh, uh.

658. - Look—I keep— sorry, one more time.

659. Sorry, sorry. The look, I forgot.

660. - Let it go.

661. Just shake it off, shake it off.

662. - I'm thinking too much.

663. - We'll come back to you.

664. Your turn. Five, six, seven.

665. click, clack— ♪ Of adrenaline

666. Ah! - Oh, she's a diva.

667. - It's about commitment.

668. Sweat flying, hair dripping,

669. whatever, it doesn't matter.

670. As long as you commit, you're in it, okay?

671. How you feeling?

672. - I mean, I'm shaky on it, but I got to

673. go through it a few times and I'll get it.

674. Like, that's how I work.

675. Like, I don't pick up choreography super quick.

676. Like, if I think while I'm dancing, I can't do it.

677. I get really in here,

678. and it just becomes all fucked up, so...

679. - Dax's attitude was really off-putting to me

680. just because it didn't feel like she really wanted to do it.

681. I think there's a lot of insecurity there

682. when it comes to the choreography.

683. You have to push yourself on this one,

684. 'cause we don't have a lot of time.

685. - Totally.

686. It means a lot for me to be here,

687. and I don't want to have to go back to Savannah

688. and find some shitty day job picking up dog shit

689. or, you know, just doing random sporadic shows in dive bars.

690. Like, I want to take over the world,

691. and I want to do it now, and I want to do it with drag,

692. so I will make it work.

693. - I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.

694. We didn't get all the way through, so...

695. - So rehearsal is over,

696. and the Lady Bitches are in a little bit of trouble.

697. Kim Chi seems a little too in her head to pull this off,

698. and nobody's expecting her

699. to be the best dancer in the room,

700. but she's thinking that,

701. and that's what's messing her up.

702. - I remember the choreography, but my only problem is hitting,

703. like, the points, like, at the right time, so.

704. - We can help you with that.

705. - One thing we can't do

706. is teach you that rhythm in a day.

707. - Yeah.

708. - But you can, like, just live in your character,

709. and like, if you're offbeat,

710. just be like—what happened?

711. - 'Cause then you're funny.

712. - We're all, like, rallying around.

713. We're like, "Kim Chi, you can do this,"

714. but Kim Chi is being really, like, down on herself.

715. - I just really wish, like, I could hit the beats.

716. - They said last week

717. that they love that you're a nerd.

718. You'll be fine.

719. - I am so nervous about tomorrow.

720. I really don't want to let my group down.

721. Everyone has been super, super helpful

722. guiding me through all of this.

723. I'm not ready to go home yet.

724. I have so many looks and ideas that I want to showcase.

725. Man.

726. I'm just gonna try my best and do what I always do.

727. - Uh, uh-uh, uh.

728. Uh, uh-uh, and stop.

729. You all okay?

730. You guys hot? - Yes, very.

731. - That means we're putting in work.

732. - Yeah, that'd be great.

733. - Yeah, do you have any paper towels?

734. - Y'all need to focus. - What?

735. - Y'all need to focus on what y'all doing.

736. - I think I'm doing a good job, you know.

737. - Yeah, do a good job or you're gonna have to

738. lip-synch against me.

739. - Why do you think you're gonna be in the bottom?

740. - 'Cause I'm the team captain.

741. They're gonna say, "The team captain

742. "should have had everybody

743. at her's—at her level."

744. - Yes, but I'll be the first person

745. to be like, "Mm, she did a fucking

746. good job as captain."

747. - 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.

748. - Fuck yeah, I'll be honest as fuck.

749. She was— - What'd I do?

750. - You were like, "At least I can lip-synch for myself.

751. I know I was gonna be all that."

752. That's what you did.

753. - But then I pulled it back together.

754. - She pulled the team together, yeah.

755. - You can say that if they ask me.

756. - Exactly.

757. - Betty is being so negative,

758. and, like, counterproductive, and I'm like, "Oh, my God.

759. This is so stupid."

760. - It is what it is.

761. Just hope you're not lip-synching

762. against me, darling.

763. I don't have time to coddle this girl.

764. We're both on this competition together.

765. When that bus comes by, I'm gonna throw her first.

766. I told her that too.

767. - Coming up...

768. - I'm still learning how to be comfortable in my own skin.

769. I'm still a virgin.

770. - What?

771. - Oh. - Shady Bitches.

772. - Ooh, we're gonna kill the Shady Ladies.

773. - Oh, my goodness.

774. - Time to get styling.

775. Today's elimination day.

776. This the first time we're performing for the judges.

777. I'm very nervous.

778. How did your group's rehearsal go?

779. - It went well.

780. I was nervous as fuck at first,

781. but I have to understand that everybody's not a dancer,

782. and everybody's not gonna catch on as fast as me,

783. so I can't be frustrated about it.

784. You know what I mean? - Oh, yeah.

785. This challenge—when I first got it, I'm like, "Oh, my God.

786. This is, like, my biggest nightmare."

787. - Everybody's not a born dancer.

788. - Yeah.

789. Growing up, I was definitely an outsider.

790. The weird, fat art kid

791. who had a strong lisp and a strong accent,

792. and that's why I just really never learned

793. how to dance and never learned how to,

794. like, feel the music.

795. I used to be 350 pounds.

796. - 350? - Jesus.

797. - Yeah.

798. Until about 31/2 years ago. Wow.

799. - Obviously, like, I'm not as fat as I was before,

800. but the fat kid is, like, still in me.

801. - Oh, yes.

802. - Yeah, no, it never goes away, girl.

803. Come on, proof. This is me fat.

804. - Oh, queen. - Oh, my God.

805. - Girl, you look completely different.

806. - I was chubby too.

807. I was always aware it, like, when I was kid, like,

808. 'cause other kids made it very apparent like,

809. "Mm, reminding you.

810. Not only are you super gay, but you're also chubby."

811. When I was an overweight kid,

812. being ridiculed and made fun of,

813. I wanted to have that poise

814. and that confidence and that power,

815. and now finally with drag I can do that.

816. - That's how it was.

817. Like, when you're fat, people just, like,

818. just don't treat you like—

819. - Like a person? - Yeah.

820. Like taking public transit, people never sit next to you.

821. - Really, you notice things like that?

822. - All the time.

823. Because of those experiences, I'm still learning

824. how to be confident in myself

825. and how to be comfortable in my own skin,

826. but just like all the other things I'm doing here,

827. I want to commit to it and become better.

828. - Did people start hitting on you when you lost the weight?

829. - I'm still a virgin, so no.

830. - What? - What?

831. - I was totally coming onto you when I met you that one time.

832. - Maybe people are hitting on you

833. and you literally have no clue.

834. Is that a possibility?

835. - Not really; I don't know. - Yes, yes.

836. - I think so.

837. Acid said she was hitting on you and you—

838. - I was, hard too.

839. - I just thought you were being friendly.

840. - I'm gagging.

841. - Hopefully someone sees the beauty in me

842. one of these days.

843. - I don't think Kim Chi knows what she looks like.

844. She's still a virgin because she's not aware

845. that she's, like, a good-looking 6'4" man.

846. You got to own that.

847. - So, Cynthia. - Uh-huh?

848. - What was it like in Puerto Rico?

849. - Oh, amazing.

850. - They got a lot of gangs in Puerto Rico too.

851. - Yes.

852. - When I was younger, girl,

853. I wanted to be in a gang.

854. Girl, I had a gun, a.38 Special.

855. - What? - Yes, God.

856. I was a little gangbanger.

857. Girl, I've seen people shot.

858. - Oh, my God.

859. - I've smelled, like, the smell of brains.

860. - Chi Chi, that is insane.

861. - Girl, to see my mom break down and cry?

862. That was it.

863. Plus my daddy beat the hell out of me for having a gun.

864. - Good parenting. - Yeah.

865. - I can't even imagine.

866. - When I tell you I come from the streets,

867. I'm not kidding.

868. People don't make it where I come from.

869. - Were you doing all of that

870. with gangs and everything 'cause you were trying

871. to hide the fact that you were gay?

872. - Yeah, 'cause I was afraid

873. of what my mom, my brother, you know,

874. everybody would think of me.

875. When I look back, I can kind of see

876. why I was acting out.

877. It was because I wasn't being me.

878. When I finally came out,

879. it was a turning point in my life.

880. I could have been dead.

881. I could have been locked up,

882. but I'm here with you girls.

883. I feel blessed, bitch, to be here.

884. - And you're a role model, an example

885. for the future generations.

886. So, so proud of you, baby.

887. - Baby, I overcame it.

888. - All right. - Okay.

889. Can I get an amen?

890. Amen.

891. - What?

892. - What does that mean?

893. - "If you can't love yourself,

894. how the hell you can love somebody else?"

895. I will never read another queen on TV again.

896. - I know, bitch, no, ma'am.

897. - Who does she think she is?

898. Blahbedy-blah-blah-blah.

899. Hasn't she ever heard of a lace front?

900. Blippity, bloppity, bloopity.

901. If I was on "RuPaul's Drag Race,"

902. I tell you what I would do.

903. - Ain't that the truth, right?

904. - I would do this, and I'd never do that.

905. Cut, too, girl.

906. Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

907. My duet partner Michelle Visage.

908. Don't you look eloguent?

909. and the writer and the arranger of "Bitch Perfect,"

910. Lucian Piane, is here.

911. - Hey, Ru.

912. - Our dean of dance, Jamal Sims.

913. Were my girls ladies or shady?

914. - It was a bit of both.

915. - Just the way I like 'em,

916. and multi-talented singer, songwriter,

917. and actress, Miss Ester Dean.

918. Girl, you co-wrote "Firework," "Super Bass,"S&M."

919. When you gonna write a song for us to do?

920. - I'm gonna write it right now.

921. - This week we challenged our queens to be bitch perfect

922. in a dragappella lip-sync extravaganza.

923. Gentlemen, start your engines,

924. and may the best woman win.

925. Coming up...

926. - Oh, my God!

927. - Once a year, two rival dragappella groups

928. meet in the BoobsForQueens warehouse.

929. - Calling all the basic pitches.

930. - The Lady Bitches

931. from the Lace Front Institute of Technology...

932. - Well, look who's here for an off-key kiki.

933. - Have a sing off with the Shady Bitches

934. from the Lake Titicaca Academy of Braids, Weaves, and Waffles.

935. - I thought I smelled out of tuna fishes.

936. - Oh, hell no.

937. - The rules are simple.

938. Keep it cute or sashay away.

939. - Category is RuPaul.

940. - Bitches better beware.

941. - Oh, really? Is that all you got?

942. What about this?

943. - Yeah, so what's up?

944. What else you got?

945. - We'll show you what's up.

946. ♪ Gonna love you ♪ As you are

947. ♪ Gonna love you ♪ As you are

948. ♪ Gonna love you

949. ♪ Mmm, da-da-da-da

950. - Oh, yeah? Well, listen to our beats.

951. - Yo, yo, why are we all battling each other?

952. Aren't we all just mens in wigs?

953. - Oh, my God!

954. - Coming up...

955. - You're a complete standout.

956. - Fantastic.

957. - You cannot dance.

958. - Category is movie premiere realness.

959. Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

960. Yes, the ALMA Awards.

961. Hola, como estas.

962. - I love my runway look.

963. My hair is very Latina.

964. It's like Roselyn Sánchez and Sofía Vergara have a baby,

965. and it's Cynthia.

966. - You know who else it is?

967. - It's... Valerie Harper.

968. - That's who it is. - Yes. Adiós.

969. Bob The Drag Queen.

970. As opposed to Bob The Chiropractor.

971. Yes.

972. - Afro she better don't.

973. - I'm wearing this black gown.

974. It's completely see-through.

975. I have great legs; I got 'em on eBay.

976. I like to do looks that are, like, very natural black woman,

977. so I'm wearing my hair slicked straight back

978. with a nice afro in the back.

979. I just want to look elegant, and I think I'm pulling it off.

980. - What's she gonna do with all that?

981. - Ooh, "Good Times."

982. - Derrick Barry.

983. - Ann-Margrock. - Mm-hmm.

984. - I'm giving you Vegas red carpet.

985. I want it to be a little revealing,

986. and I love this big hair.

987. I wanted a big pompadour.

988. The curtains definitely don't match the carpet.

989. - Would she be a ginger?

990. - She's a ginger, yes.

991. - Oh, okay. - She's got an AMBER Alert.

992. - Yes. - Whoo.

993. - Laila McQueen.

994. - I want to be seen in green.

995. Yes.

996. - This is a very atypical look from Laila.

997. I am trying to be a classy broad this evening.

998. I am rocking these iridescent purple and green sequins.

999. I'm trying to show the judges that I can be glamorous.

1000. I'm not always just a nasty slut

1001. with smeared black lipstick.

1002. - Oh, and then there's that too.

1003. - All right. - Wooden.

1004. Laila McQueen, pretty in green.

1005. Robbie Turner. - Yes, Marilyn.

1006. - Her glamour-puss is on fire.

1007. - Yes, it is.

1008. - I chose a Vera Wang wedding gown

1009. that was hand dyed strawberry red,

1010. and it is to die for.

1011. I know some bitch is gonna want to buy it off of me,

1012. but you know what?

1013. I sleep in this; this is my pajamas.

1014. - She's here to accept her Oscar for lifetime achievement.

1015. Ladies and gentlemen, Jayne Meadows.

1016. - She's been red. - Several times.

1017. Kim Chi.

1018. Hollywood glamour.

1019. - Why don't you come up and see my sometime?

1020. - Slow motion with it.

1021. - Uh-huh. That's right.

1022. Sneak all of this in right here.

1023. - Mm-hmm.

1024. - I chose this delicate-looking flower fantasy.

1025. It's ethereal, serene, avant-garde,

1026. and there is a very innocent quality to this look.

1027. I just want to feel like I'm a nymph

1028. who lives on a cherry blossom tree

1029. that just came down to the ground to party

1030. with all the earthlings.

1031. - Bam. - Oh.

1032. - Bam. - Oh, yes.

1033. - She's like Anna Mae West. Gorgeous.

1034. - We'll take a journey through her poppy field.

1035. - Chi Chi DeVayne.

1036. - She is your dream girl.

1037. - Oh, stop.

1038. - Shine, Dina, shine.

1039. - I'm stomping it down.

1040. Walking around puddles on the girls.

1041. For those who don't know what that is,

1042. it's making a figure eight on stage.

1043. Just serving up this beautiful red dress.

1044. Oh, I'm gonna serve these bitches up.

1045. - She got dreams of her own.

1046. - Yes.

1047. - That's the Louisiana glamour.

1048. Down in the bayou.

1049. "RuPaul's Drag Race" Fashion Week

1050. presents Naomi Smalls.

1051. - Come on, baby. - Ooh, yes.

1052. - I know that the judges

1053. are admiring me from every angle.

1054. The hair is right. The legs are right.

1055. The shoes are right. The face is right.

1056. Everything's right.

1057. I just made the best dressed list.

1058. - Serving legs, necks, arms, thighs.

1059. Cover girl.

1060. Acid Betty.

1061. Oh, architecture.

1062. She is giving 1970s Pat Cleveland on the runway.

1063. - Yes. - You know what, Ru?

1064. - Huh? - She don't fool me.

1065. I see right through her.

1066. - I've chosen to wear this skin color gown

1067. and, of course, my fierce Philip Treacy wannabe hat.

1068. This outfit is couture made just for me,

1069. and no other bitch will have one.

1070. - Is that a new telephone?

1071. - Bluetooth. - This is the 5G network.

1072. - Dax ExclamationPoint.

1073. - Southern belle.

1074. - Come on, Lonette McKee. "Cotton Club."

1075. - Can I borrow a cup of flour? - She's all out.

1076. - Tonight on the runway I'm serving

1077. lady sings the green and gold blues.

1078. I'm not a gown girl,

1079. but I really want to show

1080. that I have clothes that can touch the floor,

1081. and I want to show them a different silhouette

1082. than I normally would wear.

1083. - Yes, bang, bang into the room.

1084. Thorgy Thor.

1085. - She doing the neutron dance. - Oh, yeah.

1086. - Thorgy Minnelli.

1087. - Whoo, it's disco, bitch.

1088. I decided to not wear what everyone else is wearing,

1089. which was a boring gown.

1090. I'm wearing my big Donna Summer hair

1091. and my sequin jumpsuit that I made from scratch.

1092. I'm comfy, and I'm feeling it.

1093. - "Xanadu."

1094. - I want to dance with your somebody.

1095. - She's the drag daughter of a "Solid Gold" dancer.

1096. Welcome, ladies.

1097. Now, this week you performed in teams,

1098. but tonight you'll be judged as individuals.

1099. Harshly.

1100. When I call your name, please step forward.

1101. Laila McQueen.

1102. Thorgy Thor.

1103. Kim Chi.

1104. Acid Betty.

1105. Dax ExclamationPoint.

1106. Chi Chi DeVayne.

1107. Ladies, you represent the tops

1108. and the bottoms of the week,

1109. and the rest of you bitches in the background...

1110. are safe.

1111. You may leave the stage.

1112. Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

1113. Coming up...

1114. - The one thing I'm concerned about

1115. with you is when you'll fall,

1116. you'll fall hard.

1117. Ladies, you represent the tops

1118. and the bottoms of the week.

1119. Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

1120. First up, Laila McQueen.

1121. - Hello, Laila, I think the dress is pretty.

1122. The problem is, you're lost in it.

1123. The hair is flat and long.

1124. Everything's being pulled down. You can see none of you.

1125. - And as far as the performance goes,

1126. I feel like I wasn't getting much of the comedy,

1127. especially with the big personalities around you.

1128. - Up next, Kim Chi.

1129. - I can tell that you cannot dance,

1130. but on the positive side of that, you chose a character

1131. to cover up that you can't dance,

1132. and it worked.

1133. - I don't mind that you can't dance

1134. because this look is, like, fantastic.

1135. Yeah, I just want to smell you. - Mmm.

1136. - I do get concerned about your walk.

1137. I'm not sure anymore that it's a choice.

1138. It's very stiff, darling.

1139. Give yourself over to it.

1140. Allow yourself to have fun on this runway.

1141. - How do you say "sissy that walk" in Korean?

1142. - Pow, pow. - Yes, yes, yes.

1143. Up next, Louisiana glamour.

1144. Bayou country. Chi Chi DeVayne.

1145. - Hey, y'all.

1146. - It's funny 'cause we shot "Pitch Perfect"

1147. in Baton Rouge, so you make me feel really good

1148. by hearing your voice.

1149. - Your performance today, you turned it completely out.

1150. - That got them ass clap.

1151. You know, they'd be throwing some dollars

1152. at your ass real fast.

1153. - You definitely are my new trap queen.

1154. - So tonight, I think you look—

1155. for lack of a better term, sort of basic.

1156. Look around.

1157. This is a crew that came to play this season.

1158. - But she looks amazing. I love the red dress.

1159. - "Dreamgirls" is one of my favorite musicals,

1160. so right now you're giving me Sheryl Lee Ralph realness.

1161. - I don't really have anything negative to say about you.

1162. - Thank you.

1163. - Next up, Acid Betty.

1164. - What I really loved about what you did is,

1165. you were really a team player.

1166. You were concerned about everybody else,

1167. and I appreciate stuff like that

1168. because it lets me know you care.

1169. - So I love the headpiece.

1170. I love the body art.

1171. I'm not getting the train.

1172. - I just like looking at you right now.

1173. - I like looking at you right now.

1174. - Ha-ha! - Do you need this?

1175. - You can't see this right now,

1176. but he's got a fistful of Jergens lotion.

1177. - The one thing I'm concerned about with you is,

1178. you're setting the bar so high.

1179. I'll be waiting to see if you can keep raising it

1180. 'cause when you'll fall, you'll fall hard.

1181. - Is that a challenge, Michelle?

1182. - It's always a challenge when I throw it out there, darling.

1183. - Next up, Dax ExclamationPoint.

1184. - I love your face. I love the hair.

1185. Something about the bottom of the dress is not done.

1186. - One thing I did notice from last week.

1187. I have an issue with your padding.

1188. It almost gives you a quadru-butt.

1189. Just look at it.

1190. - The performance,

1191. I really wanted you to get that hood,

1192. like, uh, you know, and it—and it still never came,

1193. and in rehearsals you were saying,

1194. "Oh, yeah, I'll do it when I figure out these steps."

1195. - I am not a classically trained dancer in the least,

1196. and like, I was also trying to kind of create a character

1197. while also thinking too much about other stuff, and like—

1198. - You just got to go.

1199. Whether you do it wrong or whatever, commit.

1200. - All right, Thorgy Thor.

1201. - As far as the dance portion,

1202. you're one of the people I didn't have to worry about.

1203. - What I love about the jumpsuit is,

1204. it's smart because you said, "You know what?

1205. "At a movie premiere, everybody else

1206. "is gonna do some glamorous gown.

1207. I'm gonna do something that's representative of me,"

1208. But you wear your eyes so black that I'm losing your eyeballs,

1209. so blend it out.

1210. - I'll take that challenge, yes.

1211. - Thank you, ladies.

1212. Now, while you untuck backstage,

1213. the judges and I will deliberate.

1214. Now, just between us altos, what do you think?

1215. Laila McQueen.

1216. - She stood out to me because she was the most improved.

1217. I would have never thought

1218. she could last through the whole performance.

1219. - But I didn't really remember what she had done.

1220. - The only thing I remember about her

1221. is the mole underneath her eye,

1222. so I don't think that's good.

1223. - You know what this is?

1224. This season has very strong personalities.

1225. She's out of her league.

1226. - I know she has a fire in her,

1227. but she gonna have to step her pussy up.

1228. - Oh. - Kim Chi.

1229. - Talk about somebody who's the polar opposite of Laila.

1230. You can't stop looking at Kim Chi.

1231. - When I see her on the runway, I was blown away,

1232. but it's so weird to me that she can't walk in heels.

1233. - It could become a trend.

1234. New York Fashion Week, a sasquatch, a Godzilla.

1235. You better Kim Chi that walk, girl.

1236. - Yes.

1237. - But my fear for Kim Chi is that she is a look.

1238. Because she's had such success

1239. with who she is visually,

1240. she hasn't had to deliver a performance.

1241. She just had to be really cute and kind of nerdy and anime-y,

1242. but I think there's a personality in there.

1243. I just want her to unleash it and let us have it.

1244. - Chi Chi DeVayne.

1245. - Tonight on the stage, did she play it safe?

1246. Yes. - I loved her outfit.

1247. It just seemed very classic and beautiful,

1248. and as far as the performance goes,

1249. she really slayed the other girls.

1250. - I mean, really. - Yes.

1251. - She was doing her neck ghetto style

1252. upside down while twerking and not missing a word.

1253. Honey, I was ready to make the Louisiana Purchase

1254. one more time.

1255. Acid Betty.

1256. - Energy-wise, a complete standout.

1257. I particularly loved her runway look

1258. with that weird fiber optic spiderweb.

1259. - Yes. - Everything I love about drag.

1260. - Look, it wasn't perfect.

1261. There was weirdness at the back

1262. that looked like draperies being dry-cleaned.

1263. - I would have liked if that dress just

1264. did the see-through thing all the way down

1265. because it made her bottom heavy,

1266. and the color's ugly.

1267. Sorry. - Sorry 'bout it.

1268. Dax ExclamationPoint.

1269. - Tonight on the runway, it just was all wrong for me.

1270. The flower did not go with the dress.

1271. The colors were dull,

1272. and in the performance you literally forgot

1273. that Dax was there.

1274. - In "Pitch Perfect," I know what it felt like

1275. to not be a classical dancer.

1276. It just takes courage to get past it.

1277. She don't want to fight for it.

1278. It's like she's the girl in the girl group

1279. with the Beyoncé in it.

1280. Beyoncé only stands out because she really wants it.

1281. - She's the Farrah. - LaTavia.

1282. - I don't want to call no names.

1283. - Thorgy Thor.

1284. - She nailed the performance.

1285. She came out in that catsuit.

1286. It was 180 degrees different

1287. from the performance personality.

1288. - Just hated the shoes. - Uh-huh.

1289. - They look like ugly shoes.

1290. - Well, no, my issue is her makeup.

1291. Two times in a row it's a—two black eyes.

1292. - So, Michelle, what you're saying is that

1293. Thorgy is in an abusive relationship with her makeup.

1294. - Yes.

1295. - Silence.

1296. I've made my decision.

1297. Bring back my girls.

1298. - Welcome back, ladies.

1299. Based on your "Bitch Perfect" performance

1300. and your movie premiere eleganza,

1301. I've made some decisions.

1302. Thorgy Thor, you're safe.

1303. - Thank you.

1304. - Chi Chi DeVayne,

1305. not only did you turn it out,

1306. girl, you turned it upside down.

1307. Condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.

1308. - Wow. - Wow.

1309. - For real? - Really, Ru?

1310. Chi Chi sucked as a leader.

1311. - I won a challenge.

1312. I'm definitely on the radar.

1313. Y'all girls better look out.

1314. - You've won a four-night getaway

1315. to an all gay bed and breakfast

1316. in beautiful New England courtesy of MyGayGetaway.com.

1317. - So I get to go overseas?

1318. - No, New England is here in the United States.

1319. - Oh, okay.

1320. - Chi Chi, you may cross the seas

1321. and join the other girls. - Whoo!

1322. - Acid Betty, you're safe.

1323. - Thank you.

1324. - Dax ExclamationPoint,

1325. the lack of commitment to your performance

1326. forces me to put a question mark after your name.

1327. I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

1328. - I think there were girls that did worse than me,

1329. and I'm sad, and I'm just pissed about it.

1330. - Laila McQueen, in your performance

1331. you got lost in the din and tonic.

1332. Kim Chi, in your performance you put your left foot forward.

1333. Both of them.

1334. Laila McQueen, I'm sorry, my dear,

1335. but you are up for elimination.

1336. Kim Chi, you are safe,

1337. and you may join the other girls.

1338. Two queens stand before me.

1339. Prior to tonight you were asked

1340. to prepare a lip-sync performance

1341. of "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor.

1342. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

1343. and save yourself from elimination.

1344. The time has come...

1345. For you to lip-synch for your life.

1346. - I don't really do disco.

1347. It's just not my genre, but I'm pretty confident

1348. I can definitely beat, uh, Laila.

1349. Sorry, I forgot her name for a second.

1350. - I feel the song that we're doing

1351. has such strong emotion tied with it,

1352. and Dax is kind of lackluster, and the song is not lackluster,

1353. so I'm like, "You got this."

1354. - All right, here we go.

1355. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

1356. - Ladies, I've made my decision.

1357. Dax ExclamationPoint,

1358. Laila McQueen...

1359. Neither one of you survived that lip sync.

1360. I must ask you both to sashay away.

1361. - Wait, second time in history of "RuPaul."

1362. Two eliminated!

1363. - Thank you, ladies.

1364. You may leave the stage.

1365. - Both of us?

1366. - We're glad we made it here,

1367. but it sucks to go home second, third.

1368. - That's about accurate, yeah.

1369. I know I gave it.

1370. I didn't half-ass it.

1371. I just wish it hadn't gone this way.

1372. I look forward to a nap and vodka.

1373. Lots of vodka.

1374. - Michelle, may I borrow your phone?

1375. Hi, it's RuPaul.

1376. - Who the fuck is RuPaul talking to?

1377. - Listen, I had to eliminate two queens today.

1378. How soon can you get here?

1379. - Fuck.

1380. Someone's coming back.