1. - Hello racers, and welcome
to the starting lineCopy !req
2. of "RuPaul's Drag Race."Copy !req
3. - Just plug it in and blow.Copy !req
4. - I'm a man in a dress.Copy !req
5. - Halleloo, ladies.Copy !req
6. - Drag is not a contact sport.Copy !req
7. - We're Heathers.
- Who the fuck is Heather?Copy !req
8. - Get those nuts
away from my face.Copy !req
9. - Go back to Party City
where you belong.Copy !req
10. - Tootsie Lou.Copy !req
11. - Hi!Copy !req
12. - Hi, kids!Copy !req
13. - C'mon season six,
let's get sickening!Copy !req
14. - Party.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
15. - Not today, Satan.Copy !req
16. - Do you have a smoke?Copy !req
17. - Can't tease me.Copy !req
18. - I love my babies.Copy !req
19. - I'm first!Copy !req
20. - Bring back my girls.Copy !req
21. - I am Naomi Smalls
and I am 21 years old.Copy !req
22. Check your lipstick
before you come for me.Copy !req
23. Naomi is a tall glass of water.Copy !req
24. She has legs all the way up
to her asshole.Copy !req
25. I got my drag nameCopy !req
26. from Naomi Campbell
and Biggie Smalls.Copy !req
27. First one,
I don't blame them.Copy !req
28. I'm obsessed
with '90s supermodels.Copy !req
29. I'm gonna set myself
right in the center.Copy !req
30. Yeah, spotlight on me.Copy !req
31. Naomi is a fashion girl.
She's fucking fierce.Copy !req
32. - How you doing mis amores?
Do you want to see my cuckoo?Copy !req
33. My name
is Cynthia Lee Fontaine.Copy !req
34. How are you?Copy !req
35. I'm from Puerto Rico, but
I live in Austin, Texas, y'all.Copy !req
36. I call myself between
pageant queen and performCopy !req
37. 'cause I do comedy,
I do campy sometimes.Copy !req
38. - Sometimes?Copy !req
39. - You know.Copy !req
40. I'm sexy as a goddess is
and funny as a clown.Copy !req
41. Are you ready for me?Copy !req
42. Oh, my God,
the room is huge.Copy !req
43. Fantastic,
so my cuckoo have a space.Copy !req
44. I need a space
for this junk in the trunk.Copy !req
45. - What's up, nerds.Copy !req
46. - Ah!Copy !req
47. - My name is
Dax ExclamationPointCopy !req
48. and I am the queen
of all nerds.Copy !req
49. - It's Storm.Copy !req
50. - I'm a cosplayer and my look
is very inspired by,Copy !req
51. like, science fiction
and comics.Copy !req
52. Superheroes.
Just strong, bad bitchesCopy !req
53. who don't take any crap
from anybody else.Copy !req
54. You know what?Copy !req
55. I'm gonna sit
'cause my cats are growling.Copy !req
56. So I'm just gonna sit
right here.Copy !req
57. - Okay.
- Can I get some brunch?Copy !req
58. - Hola.Copy !req
59. The beauty is here.Copy !req
60. My name is Naysha Lopez.Copy !req
61. I think the most important
element of my dragCopy !req
62. has to be appearance.Copy !req
63. It sounds so shallow,
but my drag is flawless.Copy !req
64. It's gorgeous, it's stunning,
it's gorgeous, it's everything.Copy !req
65. Did I say it was stunning
and gorgeous?Copy !req
66. Did I say that already?
Okay.Copy !req
67. - Naysha is here!
Yes, my sister!Copy !req
68. - How are you, Mama?Copy !req
69. - Welcome to season eight,
Mommy.Copy !req
70. - We made it!
- Continental sisters.Copy !req
71. - She Puerto Rico also,
or from Austin?Copy !req
72. - I'm originally
from Puerto Rico,Copy !req
73. but, um, I live in Chicago.Copy !req
74. That's a little frog
in Puerto Rico.Copy !req
75. They are so annoying.Copy !req
76. - I love me some Cynthia.Copy !req
77. - You don't even understand
what she's saying,Copy !req
78. but you don't really care.Copy !req
79. - Oh!
- Oh!Copy !req
80. - No need to adjust
your TV sets.Copy !req
81. This acid trip is all real.Copy !req
82. Watch out bitches.Copy !req
83. Here's Acid Betty
from Brooklyn, New York.Copy !req
84. My drag style is completely
over-the-top.Copy !req
85. Basically, a drug trip
without the drugs.Copy !req
86. I kind of want to run around.Copy !req
87. The main bullet point
of Acid Betty is she's a bitch.Copy !req
88. That's it.Copy !req
89. Even Bianca
won't fuck with her.Copy !req
90. That's the T.Copy !req
91. Wait, I want to put my stink
all over this place.Copy !req
92. I'm excited to be here.Copy !req
93. Come on, like,
before we all hate each other.Copy !req
94. - Good morning.Copy !req
95. I didn't realize
this was happening today.Copy !req
96. My name is Robbie TurnerCopy !req
97. and I'm the kindest queen
you'll ever meet.Copy !req
98. I'm trying to give
old classic Hollywood.Copy !req
99. Rita Hayworth hair,
Jean Harlow robe.Copy !req
100. Gorgeous.Copy !req
101. - How long you been
doing drag for?Copy !req
102. - Going on 14.
- 14 years of drag?Copy !req
103. - I know, can you imagine?
I'm only 12.Copy !req
104. - You don't look old.Copy !req
105. - I know I don't.Copy !req
106. - Yes!
- Oh!Copy !req
107. - Yay!
- Oh, Kim Chi!Copy !req
108. - I came to chop
through the competition.Copy !req
109. My name is Kim Chi and
I came here to destroy everyone.Copy !req
110. With my makeup.Copy !req
111. I'm known for crazy,Copy !req
112. over-the-top,
pure anime fantasy.Copy !req
113. Oh, my God.Copy !req
114. - Hi, I'm Naomi.
This is beautiful.Copy !req
115. Seeing Kim Chi on InstagramCopy !req
116. for so long,
double-tapping everything,Copy !req
117. I'm fucking star-struck.Copy !req
118. - I want to go subtle
with everything, so.Copy !req
119. I may come across as shy
because I'm soft-spoken,Copy !req
120. but donut come for me
because I'll destroy you.Copy !req
121. Get it, donut?Copy !req
122. - Whoo!Copy !req
123. Thorgy with a TH and orgy
and I feel incredible.Copy !req
124. My name is Thorgy
and I'm 29 years old.Copy !req
125. I'm not 29 years old.
Where did that come from?Copy !req
126. I'm colorful, I'm fun,
and I'm a fashion clown.Copy !req
127. Whoo!Copy !req
128. - O-M-baby Jesus.Copy !req
129. - My drag style
is kind of incredibly eclectic.Copy !req
130. I can be campy,Copy !req
131. but also I can be,
like, fucking fierce.Copy !req
132. Hi, guys!
- Fuck you, Thorgy.Copy !req
133. - I know Acid Betty very well.Copy !req
134. Lord, it's gonna
be the shit show.Copy !req
135. She's gonna be a lot.
She's gonna be extra.Copy !req
136. - Oh, really?Copy !req
137. - She's gonna be a diva.Copy !req
138. - Ooh!
- Girl.Copy !req
139. - NY in the house.Copy !req
140. - My name is Bob the Drag Queen
and I am 29 years old.Copy !req
141. My drag is funny
It's irreverent.Copy !req
142. What you see is what you get.Copy !req
143. My bodysuit says it all.Copy !req
144. You're welcome.Copy !req
145. - Yes!Copy !req
146. - Take it!
- Yeah!Copy !req
147. - Yeah!Copy !req
148. - I'm hilarious, beautiful,
talented, and humble.Copy !req
149. How are you?
Now just one more.Copy !req
150. - The New York girls,
they get really excited.Copy !req
151. And they just talk
over one another.Copy !req
152. - Thorgy, you are—
- Whoo!Copy !req
153. - Take it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
154. - Too real.Copy !req
155. - New York, New York,
New York, yeah, girl.Copy !req
156. - Oh.Copy !req
157. - Maybe some of
the other queens are, like,Copy !req
158. resentful that there's so much
New York City representation.Copy !req
159. There's a reason New York City
has some of the bestCopy !req
160. drag queens in the worldCopy !req
161. and that is a fact.Copy !req
162. This is a gag.
- The children don't even know.Copy !req
163. - All right, ladies.Copy !req
164. Let's turn up the juice
and see what shakes loose.Copy !req
165. - Uh-oh, this is trouble.Copy !req
166. - Don't say "Beetlejuice"
three times.Copy !req
167. - I'm Layla McQueen
and I'm 22 years old.Copy !req
168. Layla is like a whorey,
quasi-rock star.Copy !req
169. I don't want to say gothy,
but like, gothy.Copy !req
170. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
171. - You had the smart idea.Copy !req
172. - I'm gonna tell you
a story about flats.Copy !req
173. No.Copy !req
174. 14 hours from now,
we're all like, "Ugh, ow!"Copy !req
175. - She's like Sketchers,
it's the S.Copy !req
176. - Laissez les bon temps roulez.Copy !req
177. - What'd she say?Copy !req
178. - My name is Chi Chi DeVayneCopy !req
179. and I don't get ready,
I stay ready.Copy !req
180. - Oh!
- Hey!Copy !req
181. - My drag is that
real SouthernCopy !req
182. dragged out style of drag.Copy !req
183. Creole fish.Copy !req
184. It's like a whole 'nother level
of drag right here.Copy !req
185. If you made it to
"RuPaul's Drag Race,"Copy !req
186. you made it, honey.Copy !req
187. - Tell us about yourself.Copy !req
188. - Well, I'm a cheap queen.Copy !req
189. - She's on a budget.Copy !req
190. - Um, I don't mean cheap.
- Resourceful.Copy !req
191. - Yeah, resourceful.Copy !req
192. - Chi Chi walked in
in a trash bag.Copy !req
193. Chi Chi will take herself
out in a trash bag.Copy !req
194. - It's Derrick, bitch.Copy !req
195. - Yeah!Copy !req
196. - My name is Derrick Berry.
I'm 32 years old.Copy !req
197. I may look angelic,
but I am not that innocent.Copy !req
198. I'm a Britney Spears
impersonator.Copy !req
199. I impersonate her
six nights a weekCopy !req
200. on the Las Vegas Strip.Copy !req
201. I would love to believeCopy !req
202. that I'm the best
Britney in the world.Copy !req
203. That's what people say.Copy !req
204. - Derrick,
I'm so fucking excited.Copy !req
205. - Hey!
- How are you?Copy !req
206. - Derrick Berry
is huge competition.Copy !req
207. She is a quasi-celebrity.Copy !req
208. - Hey, Derrick, I'm Bob.
- Bob?Copy !req
209. - There's two boy names here
this season, girl.Copy !req
210. - Alright, Bob and Derrick.Copy !req
211. - So, where you from?
- Vegas girl.Copy !req
212. - Vegas girl.Copy !req
213. - Yeah, so place your bets on me
if you like to gamble.Copy !req
214. - Is Beyoncé
scared of Britney?Copy !req
215. Then Bob ain't scared
of Derrick.Copy !req
216. - Okay, I want to know
who else did this.Copy !req
217. Who else has been
carb-free for two weeks?Copy !req
218. - Shut up!
- Ooh, girl!Copy !req
219. - This is it!Copy !req
220. - She done already
done had herses.Copy !req
221. - Let's go!Copy !req
222. - Welcome, ladies.Copy !req
223. Now whether you're
walking children in natureCopy !req
224. or feeling the shade of it all,Copy !req
225. the time has come for you
to echa, echa, echa pa' lante,Copy !req
226. 'cause, bitch,Copy !req
227. you may be from Chicago
or Cameroon,Copy !req
228. but this is not
RuPaul's Best Friend Race.Copy !req
229. I have one thing to say.Copy !req
230. May I call you Jiggly?Copy !req
231. Hello, hello, hello.Copy !req
232. Beautiful.
Welcome, ladies.Copy !req
233. - Whoo!
- Thank you.Copy !req
234. - Now, are you ready
to make "herstory"?Copy !req
235. Yes!Copy !req
236. - Well, guess what?
You already have.Copy !req
237. This is the 100th episode
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."Copy !req
238. Isn't that crazy?Copy !req
239. And Derrick Berry,Copy !req
240. you are the 100th queen
to prance into this workroom.Copy !req
241. - Wow!
- Yes!Copy !req
242. - Nice!
- Congratulations.Copy !req
243. - Oh, my God,
RuPaul just said my name.Copy !req
244. Like, freaked out.Copy !req
245. I feel like it's a new chapter.Copy !req
246. Now there's 1 to 99
and I open a new door with 100.Copy !req
247. It's crazy.Copy !req
248. - Now an occasion
such as thisCopy !req
249. demands to be acknowledged
on an epic scale.Copy !req
250. So I've arranged a photo shootCopy !req
251. with some extra special
guest stars.Copy !req
252. I hope you're ready
for your close-upCopy !req
253. because if you get upstaged,Copy !req
254. this 100th episode
could be your last.Copy !req
255. - The stakes are high.Copy !req
256. Nobody wants to be the first
drag queen voted off the island.Copy !req
257. Oh, snuff out your candle.
No!Copy !req
258. - Now, let's go.Copy !req
259. - The winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"Copy !req
260. receives
a one-year supplyCopy !req
261. of Anastasia
Beverly Hills cosmeticsCopy !req
262. and a cash prize of $100,000.Copy !req
263. With extra-special guest judge
Nicole Richie.Copy !req
264. - Naysha Lopez,
welcome, darling.Copy !req
265. In honor of our
100th episode,Copy !req
266. I've gathered the champions
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."Copy !req
267. BeBe Zahara Benet.Copy !req
268. Tyra Sanchez.Copy !req
269. Raja.Copy !req
270. Sharon Needles.Copy !req
271. - Boo.Copy !req
272. - Chad Michaels.Copy !req
273. Jinkx Monsoon.Copy !req
274. Violet Chachki.Copy !req
275. And Bianca Del Rio...Copy !req
276. could not be here
so we just hired a circus clown.Copy !req
277. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
278. - Not really a god,
but close enough.Copy !req
279. - Now, for your first
photo challenge,Copy !req
280. we are going to take
some photographsCopy !req
281. with the great Mathu Andersen.Copy !req
282. We're gonna find out
if you have what it takesCopy !req
283. to stand amongst greatness.
- Got it.Copy !req
284. - Going to the challenge,
we're looking forCopy !req
285. that spark of individualityCopy !req
286. and we want to see
who knows how to getCopy !req
287. their cream
to rise to the top.Copy !req
288. Face is on lock and go.Copy !req
289. Body.
Face.Copy !req
290. Naysha Lopez was adorable,
incredible energyCopy !req
291. and she seemed quite comfortable
quite quickly.Copy !req
292. - Why, she's covered
in black cock.Copy !req
293. Queens of a feather,
stick together.Copy !req
294. Acid Betty, we will see
if you have what it takesCopy !req
295. to sit among
the goddesses, all right?Copy !req
296. - Yes, RuPaul,
very intimidating.Copy !req
297. Sitting next to
these wannabe ass drag queens.Copy !req
298. - Lovely.
Beautiful.Copy !req
299. - Acid Betty,
your pussy's on fire.Copy !req
300. Chemical fire.Copy !req
301. - Is that—
Oh, that's your face.Copy !req
302. - Yes, yes.Copy !req
303. - I'm surprised
she didn't smack you.Copy !req
304. - Acid Betty, that one...Copy !req
305. you got to watch that one.Copy !req
306. - Well, you passed
the acid test, Betty.Copy !req
307. Naomi Smalls.Copy !req
308. - Hi, girl.
- Hey, girl.Copy !req
309. - Go big, Naomi Smalls.
- Okay.Copy !req
310. - Oh, all of that right there.
Yeah.Copy !req
311. - I think Naomi's done this
once or twice.Copy !req
312. - I have studied thousands
fashion magazines.Copy !req
313. Just let me pose and I'm happy.Copy !req
314. - She has come to model.Copy !req
315. - Naomi Smalls
looks really hot.Copy !req
316. She has a great ass,
great legs,Copy !req
317. but she does have cliff hangers.Copy !req
318. You see her toes, like,Copy !req
319. literally
clinging onto the shoe.Copy !req
320. Boner killer.Copy !req
321. - Show me the winner.Copy !req
322. - Robbie Turner.Copy !req
323. - What?Copy !req
324. I am very excited
to see Jinkx.Copy !req
325. She's my Seattle homegirl.
She's our hometown hero.Copy !req
326. You fucking bitch.
- Hi.Copy !req
327. - Yes, mother.Copy !req
328. - In walks my sister,
Robbie Turner,Copy !req
329. wearing the same wig.Copy !req
330. Even though we're sisters,
it's like, who's Beyoncé here?Copy !req
331. - Let's do this,
one, two, three.Copy !req
332. This sleeve happens to be
in my light, darling.Copy !req
333. - Well, you should move.Copy !req
334. - Know your place, bitch.
Season eight winner.Copy !req
335. Season four winner.Copy !req
336. Difference.Copy !req
337. - Movie star glamour.Copy !req
338. - Gorgeous.
- Welcome to my home.Copy !req
339. Thank you, darling.Copy !req
340. - Sharon, did she try
to come for you?Copy !req
341. - Oh yeah,
she came for me.Copy !req
342. - Hi.
- Come through, Kim Chi.Copy !req
343. - Hi girl.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
344. - Well, you're blocking
Sharon a bit.Copy !req
345. - Oh, sorry.Copy !req
346. - Is she blocking Raja now?
- She's blocking Raja now.Copy !req
347. - Sorry.Copy !req
348. - There you go.
What a considerate queen.Copy !req
349. - Loving Kim Chi.
She's like JuJubee on steroids.Copy !req
350. She was kind of giving me anime
and I was loving it.Copy !req
351. - Yes, give me anime-azing.Copy !req
352. Next up, Thorgy Thor,
here we go.Copy !req
353. - Ah.Copy !req
354. - It's time for a queen orgy,
Thorgy.Copy !req
355. - How 'bout this?
- Oh!Copy !req
356. - Best smile all day.Copy !req
357. - Thorgy's like this fireball
that just came in.Copy !req
358. I love her energy
and I thinkCopy !req
359. gonna be
really, really fun.Copy !req
360. - Give me something bigger.
- Bigger?Copy !req
361. - Give me something bigger,
bigger.Copy !req
362. No, you just put
your arms up in the air.Copy !req
363. Bigger.
- Bigger.Copy !req
364. - Oh, okay, yeah.
- Grow in size.Copy !req
365. Whoo!Copy !req
366. - Looking good,
feeling Thorgeous.Copy !req
367. Chi Chi DeVayne.Copy !req
368. - My goodness.
- Garbage.Copy !req
369. - You have no idea
how many of those dressesCopy !req
370. Alaska left at my house.Copy !req
371. - Really?Copy !req
372. - Ready to run
with the big dogs?Copy !req
373. - I'm ready.
- Get it, trash.Copy !req
374. - Prove to us
that you're a champion.Copy !req
375. - I'm gonna
tell you something.Copy !req
376. When your skirt covers up
your whole legsCopy !req
377. and just leaves two
little feet at the bottom,Copy !req
378. it makes me want to laugh,Copy !req
379. 'cause it looks like you're this
tall with little feet.Copy !req
380. Okay, that was my hot tip.
Carry on.Copy !req
381. - Oh, there she is.Copy !req
382. - There she is.
Nice.Copy !req
383. - Pose the house down.Copy !req
384. Dax ExclamationPoint.Copy !req
385. - Get it.Copy !req
386. - Show me
your exclamation point.Copy !req
387. - Yay.Copy !req
388. - Oh.Copy !req
389. You've got two left,
so make it happen.Copy !req
390. - Take it to the Dax.Copy !req
391. Next up is Cynthia Lee Fontaine.Copy !req
392. Or as I like to call her,
Santially.Copy !req
393. - Yes!Copy !req
394. I'm ready to show my cuckoo
on everything else.Copy !req
395. - Go.
Model, model for me.Copy !req
396. - Escandelo.Copy !req
397. Prove that you're
a winner, baby.Copy !req
398. - Gorgeous.Copy !req
399. - You own everything.Copy !req
400. Next,
Bob the Drag Queen.Copy !req
401. Little Kim up in the house.Copy !req
402. - She's trying to keep it
fresh and clean.Copy !req
403. - Yes.Copy !req
404. - Slappin' with Raja.
- Hey.Copy !req
405. - Yeah, you got two more left.Copy !req
406. - I'll just looked shocked.Copy !req
407. How about we do like that black
and white photo where no one—Copy !req
408. - Nice.Copy !req
409. Just keeping it editorial,
real and art.Copy !req
410. - Yes.Copy !req
411. Thank you.Copy !req
412. - I saw the tights
and they were ripped.Copy !req
413. - Next up, Layla McQueen.Copy !req
414. - Ready, boom.Copy !req
415. - Oh, okay.Copy !req
416. - You remind me of a dog trying
to get comfortable on the couch.Copy !req
417. - Everyone is so gorgeousCopy !req
418. and here I am looking
like a Beetlejuice trash bagCopy !req
419. and oh, my God.Copy !req
420. It's intimidating for sure.Copy !req
421. I can go anywhere?Copy !req
422. - Yeah, sure, yeah.
- Anywhere you want, girl.Copy !req
423. - Ready, here we go.Copy !req
424. - Oh, a nice.
She's a shy girl.Copy !req
425. - Layla McQueen,Copy !req
426. I could have used a little more
enthusiasm from her.Copy !req
427. - She's like the Hamburglar
scurrying around behind people.Copy !req
428. - Earn those stripes, girl.Copy !req
429. From Las Vegas, Nevada,
Derrick Berry.Copy !req
430. - It's Britney, witch.Copy !req
431. - That's it,
make them your backup dancers.Copy !req
432. - Yes, you're gonna work
this whole set, aren't you?Copy !req
433. - You know it.
- Atta girl.Copy !req
434. - Can I take this?
- Sure, why not.Copy !req
435. - Yeah.Copy !req
436. - Yeah, you seem stronger
than yesterday.Copy !req
437. - Derrick completely used
every last bit of that setCopy !req
438. and that's
exactly what you do.Copy !req
439. - This is the last shot.Copy !req
440. Hit me baby, one more time.Copy !req
441. Oh, she's toxic.Copy !req
442. - Yeah!Copy !req
443. Yeah!Copy !req
444. - Whoo.Copy !req
445. - That was amazing.
Did you guys have fun?Copy !req
446. - Whoo!
- Oh, come on, boy Bob.Copy !req
447. - The de-dragging process
is the most exciting for meCopy !req
448. because I want to see what
everybody looks like as a boyCopy !req
449. and fuck,
everybody's so cute.Copy !req
450. - Look at this butch
motherfucker right here.Copy !req
451. - This is my everyday look, hon.Copy !req
452. - Layla out of drag,
I want to sleep with.Copy !req
453. I like little shorties.
Like, little husky shorties.Copy !req
454. - Whoo.Copy !req
455. - Oh, my God, that fucking
Layla's ass is amazing.Copy !req
456. I can't help it.
I'm such a top.Copy !req
457. - Betty, I still can't get over
the gag of seeing you here.Copy !req
458. - I know, I mean, it is because
some people think I'm dead.Copy !req
459. - Is that based on
how you look or—Copy !req
460. - It's how I treat people,
so watch yourself.Copy !req
461. - Oh.
- Oh.Copy !req
462. - A lot of the queens are
turning into hens in a henhouse.Copy !req
463. They're like,
"Oh, cluck, cluck."Copy !req
464. The competition has begun.Copy !req
465. - Coming up, each of you
will be assignedCopy !req
466. a legendary design challenge
from a past season.Copy !req
467. - Yes, this is the competition
I came here for.Copy !req
468. - Derrick Berry
is not creativeCopy !req
469. because he's impersonating
someone else his whole life.Copy !req
470. He will definitely
have the hardest timeCopy !req
471. with this challenge.Copy !req
472. - Ladies,
over the past 99 episodes,Copy !req
473. I'm sure you've yelled
at your TV,Copy !req
474. "Girl, I coulda slayed
that challenge."Copy !req
475. Now it's your chance
to prove it.Copy !req
476. For this week's maxi challenge,Copy !req
477. each of you will be assigned
a legendary design challengeCopy !req
478. from a past season.Copy !req
479. It's your job
to take the materialsCopy !req
480. and make them your own.Copy !req
481. To assign the looks,Copy !req
482. I'll choose one of your names
at random.Copy !req
483. In honor
of the drag classic,Copy !req
484. "Priscilla,
Queen of the Desert,"Copy !req
485. I've asked Morgan McMichaels
to assume the position.Copy !req
486. All right, Morgan,
let 'er rip.Copy !req
487. All right, the winner is...Copy !req
488. Robbie Turner.Copy !req
489. Now Robbie, you get to assignCopy !req
490. all the queens' looks
and choose your own.Copy !req
491. And now, it's time
to bring back my girls.Copy !req
492. From season one,
Shannel,Copy !req
493. presenting the Drag on a Dime
thrift store challenge.Copy !req
494. - Ow!
- Yeah!Copy !req
495. - Latrice Royale...
- Yes!Copy !req
496. - Presenting our Pride Float
challenge from season four.Copy !req
497. Next, Violet Chachki,Copy !req
498. presenting the Money Ball
from season three.Copy !req
499. - Ooh.Copy !req
500. - It's time to assign
these three looks.Copy !req
501. All right, Robbie Turner,
who gets Drag on a Dime?Copy !req
502. - Um, Naysha.Copy !req
503. - Who gets Float Your Boat?Copy !req
504. - Naomi.Copy !req
505. - Who gets Money Ball?Copy !req
506. - Acid Betty.
- Wow!Copy !req
507. - Yes, this is the competition
I came here for.Copy !req
508. To show people that I can make
something out of nothing.Copy !req
509. That is what I do.Copy !req
510. - Next up, Jinkx Monsoon...
- Yes!Copy !req
511. - Presenting the Sugar Ball
challenge from season 5.Copy !req
512. Isn't she sweet?Copy !req
513. Tyra Sanchez...
- Gorgeous.Copy !req
514. - Presenting the Glitter Ball
challenge from season six.Copy !req
515. Chad Michaels...
Ooh.Copy !req
516. - Presenting the Post
Apocalyptic Couture challengeCopy !req
517. from season four.Copy !req
518. All right, Robbie,
who gets Sugar Ball?Copy !req
519. - Cynthia.Copy !req
520. - Cuckoo sugar
for everybody here.Copy !req
521. - Azúcar.Copy !req
522. - Okay.Copy !req
523. - Who gets Glitter Ball?Copy !req
524. - Chi Chi.
- That's a good one.Copy !req
525. - Who get Apocalyptic Couture?Copy !req
526. - Layla.Copy !req
527. - Layla.
- Oh, wow.Copy !req
528. - Next up, it's Raja...Copy !req
529. Serving the Cake Couture
challenge from season three.Copy !req
530. - Mmm.Copy !req
531. - Next up is
BeBe Zahara BenetCopy !req
532. presenting the Hair challenge
from season three.Copy !req
533. Cameroon.Copy !req
534. Well, Hello, Kitty.Copy !req
535. Presenting the Hello Kitty
Couture challengeCopy !req
536. from season seven.Copy !req
537. Hey, kitty girl.
- Aww.Copy !req
538. - All right, Robbie,
who gets Cake Couture?Copy !req
539. - Thorgee.
- Yes, it's Thorgy.Copy !req
540. - Thorgy, fuck my life.Copy !req
541. - Who gets Hair Ball?Copy !req
542. - Kim Chi.Copy !req
543. - And who gets Hello Kitty?Copy !req
544. - Dax.Copy !req
545. Meow.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
546. - Next up, we've got Raven...
- Raven!Copy !req
547. - Presenting the Gone With
the Window challengeCopy !req
548. from season two.Copy !req
549. - Next up, the Pit Crew...
- Ohh.Copy !req
550. - Serving the Queen Who Mopped
Christmas challengeCopy !req
551. from season three.Copy !req
552. Christmas came early,
girls.Copy !req
553. - Clearly, holy shit.Copy !req
554. - Next, the bitch is back,Copy !req
555. and she brought Sharon Needles,Copy !req
556. presenting the Bitch Ball
challenge from season four.Copy !req
557. Sit, Sharon.Copy !req
558. - Okay, Robbie,
who gets Gone With the Window?Copy !req
559. - Bob the Drag Queen.
- Yes.Copy !req
560. - Who's gonna get a big
Christmas package?Copy !req
561. - Derrick Berry.
- Yes.Copy !req
562. - And Robbie, does this mean
you're going to be doing itCopy !req
563. doggie style?Copy !req
564. - Damn it.Copy !req
565. Can you believe I forget
to pick a theme for myself?Copy !req
566. Guess who gets stuck
with the poodle?Copy !req
567. - All right, ladies, well,Copy !req
568. you've got some serious
designing to do.Copy !req
569. Now if I've said this once,
I've said it 100 times.Copy !req
570. Gentlemen, start your engines,
and may the best woman win.Copy !req
571. - Yeah!
- All right!Copy !req
572. - Oh, my God.
- Let's do it.Copy !req
573. - All right,
this is kind of interesting.Copy !req
574. - I'm super excited
about this challengeCopy !req
575. because I've watched
every episodeCopy !req
576. and I can kill
any one of these challenges.Copy !req
577. Whoo,
this is fun.Copy !req
578. - Oh, these are shit bags.Copy !req
579. So I'm looking through
my materialsCopy !req
580. and I realize
that a lot of these thingsCopy !req
581. can't be made into clothing.Copy !req
582. Dog chew toys, ropes.
Huh.Copy !req
583. Fuck my life.Copy !req
584. You guys, I brought treats.
- Dog treats.Copy !req
585. - It's just a couple of treats,
you know.Copy !req
586. - Have you ever tasted one of
those for real?Copy !req
587. They're actually good.Copy !req
588. - You know, I'm from the South,
we eat everything, honey.Copy !req
589. Possums, rats, raccoons.
- Possums?Copy !req
590. - Speaking of,
here's a beaver.Copy !req
591. I don't eat beaver.Copy !req
592. - Oh, too real.Copy !req
593. - Chi Chi's a fucking bumpkin.Copy !req
594. she's just country as fucking
catfish sandwiches.Copy !req
595. She's like country.Copy !req
596. - So I get the pride float
challengeCopy !req
597. and I got to drag
this big ass boatCopy !req
598. for my very first
impression.Copy !req
599. - How heavy is that?Copy !req
600. - Bitch, I don't even know
if I can pick this up.Copy !req
601. - The skinniest,
scrawniest girl.Copy !req
602. "Lift this down the runway."Copy !req
603. - I can hardly lift anything.Copy !req
604. How am I going to carry
that on the runwayCopy !req
605. and still walk as fierce
as Naomi Campbell?Copy !req
606. It's like the thing
that covers upCopy !req
607. the only thing I love
about my body: my legs.Copy !req
608. Shit.Copy !req
609. - Do brown and green—do they
go together, like those two?Copy !req
610. - In a challenge about wearing
curtains on your body?Copy !req
611. - Yeah.
- Sure.Copy !req
612. - I got Gone With the WindowCopy !req
613. and I'm excited
because you get fabric.Copy !req
614. It's ugly fabric, but hey, girl,
at least I got fabric.Copy !req
615. - This is nice.Copy !req
616. Why don't you wear
something like that?Copy !req
617. - Girl, I'm gonna look naked.
- You would disappear.Copy !req
618. - I'm gonna look butt naked,
that's why.Copy !req
619. - Where did Bob go, girl?
Where is she?Copy !req
620. - There's so much stuff to use.Copy !req
621. My theme for the challenge is
The Queen Who Mopped Christmas.Copy !req
622. Oh, my God.Copy !req
623. My strategy
for this first challengeCopy !req
624. is to basically still come out
with my Britney look.Copy !req
625. Like, I just want to add to it.Copy !req
626. - So what kind of vibe
are you going for?Copy !req
627. - Like,
this Christmas skirt.Copy !req
628. Like a tree skirt,Copy !req
629. but then I don't know
how to finish a whole outfit.Copy !req
630. Girl.Copy !req
631. - Derrick Berry
is not creative,Copy !req
632. obviously because
he's impersonating someone elseCopy !req
633. his whole life.Copy !req
634. He will definitely haveCopy !req
635. the hardest time
with this challenge.Copy !req
636. - And I'm like stuck on
what to do for the top.Copy !req
637. - Coming up...Copy !req
638. - I believe they call
that serving it.Copy !req
639. - Hello.Copy !req
640. - Nicole, would you wear this?Copy !req
641. - Um...Copy !req
642. - The maxi challenge this weekCopy !req
643. is to design a garmentCopy !req
644. based on past challengesCopy !req
645. that other queens from other
seasons have already done.Copy !req
646. - My theme is the Hair Ball.Copy !req
647. - What are you doing?Copy !req
648. - So, do you remember
the Givenchy collectionCopy !req
649. with like, the big fur?Copy !req
650. - Yes.
- It's inspired by that.Copy !req
651. I want to find a way to, like,
celebrate this beige color.Copy !req
652. - Oh, God,
how can you celebrate that?Copy !req
653. - This material is going to be
challenging to work with,Copy !req
654. especially because
everything I haveCopy !req
655. is a Florence Henderson
shade of poop brown.Copy !req
656. - There's so much stuff that I'm
trying not to get overwhelmedCopy !req
657. and like, I got this and this
and this and this and this.Copy !req
658. I don't do drag on a dime.Copy !req
659. I don't sew.
I'm a pageant girl.Copy !req
660. I brought so many
beautiful garments.Copy !req
661. I spend money.Copy !req
662. I don't want to get lost
with all the stuff that I got.Copy !req
663. You know what I mean?Copy !req
664. There's a fucking piggy bank.
A piggy bank.Copy !req
665. Am I supposed to
mount this shit on my head?Copy !req
666. - Make it work, bitch.
Make it work.Copy !req
667. - Hello, hello, hello.Copy !req
668. Hi.Copy !req
669. - How's my dirty dozen?Copy !req
670. Bob the Drag Queen.Copy !req
671. - RuPaul.Copy !req
672. - How did you get
Bob the Drag Queen?Copy !req
673. How did that come about?
- It's my dad's name.Copy !req
674. My dad's name
is The Drag Queen.Copy !req
675. It's a family name.Copy !req
676. - Yeah, Bob stands
for big old bottom, what!Copy !req
677. - Well, you know it does pay
to advertise.Copy !req
678. Now which one did you get?Copy !req
679. - I got Gone With the Window.Copy !req
680. - Now do you know how to sew?Copy !req
681. - I'm not, like,
the world's best sewer,Copy !req
682. but I know how
to slap a garment together.Copy !req
683. - So, you're not
the world's greatest sewer.Copy !req
684. What are you
the world's greatest?Copy !req
685. - I'm a stand-up comedian.Copy !req
686. - Who's your competition?Copy !req
687. - You know, Ru, I don't want
to sound so, uh, stereotypical.Copy !req
688. - Do, do it, it's between us.Copy !req
689. - I don't—
I don't have competitionCopy !req
690. because no one here
does what I do.Copy !req
691. I learned from listening
to your podcastCopy !req
692. with you and Michelle,Copy !req
693. that there really is no reason
to pretend to be modest.Copy !req
694. I'm fucking funny.
I'm really funny.Copy !req
695. - Let the world know.Copy !req
696. - First name, Bob,
last name, The Drag Queen.Copy !req
697. Can she turn it?
Yes, she can.Copy !req
698. - It's true, girl.Copy !req
699. - All right, I'm gonna let you
get back to work.Copy !req
700. - Thank you, Ru. Thank you.
- All right.Copy !req
701. Acid Betty.
- RuPaul.Copy !req
702. - How you doing?Copy !req
703. - I'm gagging
that you just said my name.Copy !req
704. I'm so honored to be here.Copy !req
705. - Yes, now tell me about
the Brooklyn drag scene.Copy !req
706. - Well, some of them are here.
Thorgy Thor is here.Copy !req
707. - Are you guys friends
or are you friendly rivals?Copy !req
708. - We're definitely friends.
We've never worked together.Copy !req
709. I actually haven't worked with
a lot of queens in BrooklynCopy !req
710. because I mostly work
in Manhattan.Copy !req
711. - Is that a read?
- It could be.Copy !req
712. - Describe for me
what Brooklyn drag is.Copy !req
713. - Technically, I guess,
Brooklyn drag right nowCopy !req
714. is unpolished,
um, hairy,Copy !req
715. so I try and elevate myself
and shave my beard.Copy !req
716. - Uh-huh, all right.
Now, what challenge did you get?Copy !req
717. - The Money Ball.Copy !req
718. - Right, do you know how to sew?Copy !req
719. - I do, but this is, like,
paper and glue.Copy !req
720. - Now, I don't see
any paper or glue yet.Copy !req
721. - So I'm trying to build
a base firstCopy !req
722. and then attach the paper,
the money to it.Copy !req
723. - Right.Copy !req
724. All right, I'm gonna let you
get back to work.Copy !req
725. - Thank you, RuPaul.Copy !req
726. - Layla McQueen.
- What's going on, lady?Copy !req
727. - Which challenge did you get?
- I got the Rupocalypse.Copy !req
728. - Rupocalypse!
So what do you have planned?Copy !req
729. - Um, I was given, like,
a few plastic handsCopy !req
730. and then like, a shit-ton
of camouflage.Copy !req
731. I think camouflageCopy !req
732. is a disgusting component
of human culture.Copy !req
733. - Okay, yeah.Copy !req
734. - Um, I'd really like to play
with the whole, like,Copy !req
735. deconstruction, like,
jagged shapes and like...Copy !req
736. Um...Copy !req
737. - Rough around the edges.
- Yeah.Copy !req
738. - Now tell me,
how are you feeling?Copy !req
739. You seem a little shy.Copy !req
740. - I am and we started
this day kind of...Copy !req
741. It was—it was all—
it was a lot.Copy !req
742. But now, I'm, like,
getting into the groove.Copy !req
743. - Well, listen, you better
get your shit togetherCopy !req
744. because there's some
very competitive girls here.Copy !req
745. - Oh, good.Copy !req
746. - All right, Layla,
I can't wait to see it.Copy !req
747. Thanks.Copy !req
748. All right, listen up, ladies.Copy !req
749. Tomorrow on the main stage,Copy !req
750. we'll decide
how you measured up.Copy !req
751. Good luck
and don't fuck it up.Copy !req
752. All right.Copy !req
753. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
754. - Timing is not my friend
right now.Copy !req
755. - Now I get why girls
have emotional breakdowns.Copy !req
756. - Amen.Copy !req
757. - Everyone is freaking outCopy !req
758. because in the back of
everyone's mind,Copy !req
759. while they're working
on their outfits,Copy !req
760. is, "Fuck, I do not want
to go home first."Copy !req
761. - Coming up...Copy !req
762. My fucking panties just ripped.Copy !req
763. I'm going into panic mode
right now.Copy !req
764. This some bullshit.Copy !req
765. - I have no clue
how she's gonna fix this outfit.Copy !req
766. I think she's done.Copy !req
767. - Shit.Copy !req
768. - Whoo, we're back.Copy !req
769. - Hello, couture.Copy !req
770. - This thing is too big.Copy !req
771. And that's not normally
a complaint.Copy !req
772. Today is our very first runwayCopy !req
773. and everyone is just trying
to get their shit done.Copy !req
774. So I'm not the
only one stressing.Copy !req
775. - And I'm burning myself,Copy !req
776. and I'm burning myself,
and I'm burning myself.Copy !req
777. - Well stop burning yourself
and shut up.Copy !req
778. - Did you have to change
anything?Copy !req
779. - Nothing major,Copy !req
780. but I made this clutch,
which I'm very proud of.Copy !req
781. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
782. - It is a known fact that
a lady do carry a bag to dinner.Copy !req
783. This purse is hideous,
but I'm using it.Copy !req
784. - I think it goes
with the look though.Copy !req
785. - That was shade!Copy !req
786. - No!
I think it's cute.Copy !req
787. - Kim, you are shady.Copy !req
788. - I'm not,
I think it's cute.Copy !req
789. - Get away from me,
Shade Chi.Copy !req
790. - I actually
do a lot of pageants,Copy !req
791. and I won this pageant.Copy !req
792. It's an international pageant.
It's called Miss ContinentalCopy !req
793. and it is one of
the most prestigious pageants.Copy !req
794. - I've heard of it.Copy !req
795. - Yeah, so I'm
a former Miss Continental.Copy !req
796. - That's awesome.
- Yeah.Copy !req
797. - I hate pageants.Copy !req
798. Girl, I've done,
like, two pageants.Copy !req
799. - And you didn't win them and
that's why you hate pageants.Copy !req
800. - Exactly.Copy !req
801. - I knew it.
I knew it.Copy !req
802. That always happens to someone
who don't win.Copy !req
803. - Bitch, I was robbed.Copy !req
804. Like, to me, pageants are all
about the who's who of drag.Copy !req
805. - You know how many people
who would tell me,Copy !req
806. "You're not gonna
win the pageant.Copy !req
807. Why are you wasting your money?
Why are you doing that?"Copy !req
808. - Yeah, but you're gambling,
you're gambling your money.Copy !req
809. - Anything you do is a gamble,
remember that.Copy !req
810. Are you really living
if you're like,Copy !req
811. "Well, I'm not going to do itCopy !req
812. because I don't know
the outcome."Copy !req
813. Really?Copy !req
814. This is the thing,
you don't have to compromiseCopy !req
815. who you are when you do stuff.Copy !req
816. You get what I'm saying?
Be you.Copy !req
817. It just sucks that pageants
get such a bad rap.Copy !req
818. I owe a whole lot
of my work ethicCopy !req
819. and who I am
to pageant experiences.Copy !req
820. - You've given me
a different outlook on pageants,Copy !req
821. but, girl,
I still hate them.Copy !req
822. - So, Derrick, how long have
you been doing Britney?Copy !req
823. - I started on Halloween 2003.Copy !req
824. - And how long
you been doing drag?Copy !req
825. - Halloween 2003.Copy !req
826. I've been doing Britney
for 12 yearsCopy !req
827. and I think a lot of other girlsCopy !req
828. are not going to think I can do
anything else,Copy !req
829. and maybe the judges even.Copy !req
830. I have to prove
that I can do more than Britney.Copy !req
831. - I've found
there's two breeds of queen.Copy !req
832. There's Halloween queens
and there's pride queens.Copy !req
833. I was a pride queen.
- Really?Copy !req
834. - I, like, started drag
on Gay Pride wearing,Copy !req
835. like, shitty potato sackCopy !req
836. and a wig from, you know,
who knows where.Copy !req
837. - Was that this Pride?Copy !req
838. - How dare you?Copy !req
839. Oh you little bitch,
how dare you.Copy !req
840. - Oh, Layla!Copy !req
841. - It's all fun and jokes until
someone gets sent home, girl.Copy !req
842. - Mm-mm.
No, ma'am.Copy !req
843. - How long have you
been doing drag?Copy !req
844. - I've been doing drag
for two and a half years.Copy !req
845. - Does your family
support your drag?Copy !req
846. - My family doesn't know
that I do drag.Copy !req
847. - They don't know?
- Really?Copy !req
848. - No.
- At all?Copy !req
849. - Like, my mom thinks
I'm a makeup artist.Copy !req
850. - Has your mother ever seen you
in drag ever,Copy !req
851. like pictures or anything?Copy !req
852. - Well, I've shown her pictures
of me in dragCopy !req
853. and she thinks they're, like,
makeup jobs that I did.Copy !req
854. She doesn't recognize
that it's me.Copy !req
855. - Stop.
- Really?Copy !req
856. - Yeah.Copy !req
857. I guess I'm worried about
my mom finding outCopy !req
858. that I did drag
because growing up,Copy !req
859. I always felt like I could
never be a model childCopy !req
860. that all Asian mothers want.Copy !req
861. I've already disappointed her
so many times in her life.Copy !req
862. She could even stop
talking to me.Copy !req
863. And...Copy !req
864. And you know, I'm just scared
of letting her down again.Copy !req
865. - What foundation
do you like to use?Copy !req
866. - Girl, like,
somebody gave me this.Copy !req
867. And they was just like,
"This look like your color."Copy !req
868. So, I'm like, "Okay."Copy !req
869. - How long you been in drag?
- Five years.Copy !req
870. - And you're not
brand loyal yet?Copy !req
871. - No ma'am, I use whatever
cost a dollar or free.Copy !req
872. - I want to be like
the Anna Wintour of drag.Copy !req
873. - Wait, if you're the Nomi,Copy !req
874. then, uh,--who does that—Copy !req
875. am I the older one
in "Showgirls"?Copy !req
876. - I'm Naomi, not Nomi.Copy !req
877. - Oh, then that's perfect.Copy !req
878. - Come on, Naomi Shambles.Copy !req
879. Work the runway, girl.Copy !req
880. Naomi Shambles
on the runway, girl.Copy !req
881. Knees clackin',
clickity clackin, boom.Copy !req
882. God, Bob and his mouth.
He is like madness.Copy !req
883. - I love it.
- Do you really?Copy !req
884. - He's like a talking head.Copy !req
885. - When I'm trying
to concentrate,Copy !req
886. I really don't need,
like, someoneCopy !req
887. trying to, like, crack
one-liners all the time.Copy !req
888. Especially when
they're not always funny.Copy !req
889. - Well, he's a comedian,
which means I say 300 jokes,Copy !req
890. four of them are funny.Copy !req
891. - I guess, like I'm just used
to, like, getting readyCopy !req
892. with girls who's just like,
loud and like, you know.Copy !req
893. - And see, I get ready alone.Copy !req
894. - Y'all know we ain't got
no insurance, now sit down.Copy !req
895. - What's the matter girl?
Speak it out.Copy !req
896. - I go to put on my outfit
and what happens?Copy !req
897. Pop.
My outfit has just ripped apart.Copy !req
898. Oh, God,
I'm having a meltdown.Copy !req
899. Uh, that don't work.
This some bullshit.Copy !req
900. My fucking panties
just ripped at the last second.Copy !req
901. And it's all coming apart.Copy !req
902. - This fabric,
for some reason,Copy !req
903. will not catch
the bottom thread.Copy !req
904. - This is some bullshit.Copy !req
905. Shit.Copy !req
906. I am going into panic mode
right now.Copy !req
907. Girl, you cannot go home,
not on the first day.Copy !req
908. I want this so freaking bad.Copy !req
909. Like, I'm so distraught,Copy !req
910. I don't even know
what I'm doing now.Copy !req
911. - I have no clue
how she's gonna fix this outfit.Copy !req
912. I think she's done.Copy !req
913. I hope you know
the lip synch song,Copy !req
914. 'cause your outfit
is crumbling before your hands.Copy !req
915. - Fuck.Copy !req
916. And what.Copy !req
917. Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."Copy !req
918. Michelle Visage,
happy 100th.Copy !req
919. - Happy birthday,
gorgeous.Copy !req
920. - Style superstar,
Carson Kressley.Copy !req
921. - You look amazing for 100.Copy !req
922. - I know, I don't look
a day over 95.Copy !req
923. - Thank you Doctor Zizmor.
- Yes.Copy !req
924. - And the straight talking,
Ross Mathews.Copy !req
925. Now, on a scale from one to 100,
how excited are you?Copy !req
926. - Like, dragzillion.Copy !req
927. - And the fabulous
Nicole Richie.Copy !req
928. Hey, kitty girl.
- Hi, gorge.Copy !req
929. Your dress is very
"Wizard of Oz."Copy !req
930. - Are you a good witch
or a bad witch?Copy !req
931. - Or a sandwich.Copy !req
932. - This week, our queens posed
with Drag Race champions.Copy !req
933. And tonight,Copy !req
934. they're debuting
their own creationsCopy !req
935. based on a design challengeCopy !req
936. from the anals
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."Copy !req
937. Michele,
did I say that right?Copy !req
938. - Eh.
- Eh, close enough.Copy !req
939. Gentlemen, start your engines
and may the best woman win.Copy !req
940. First up, Acid Betty,
Money Ball.Copy !req
941. Well,
bitch better have my money.Copy !req
942. - I do freaky drag
and I think I do it the best.Copy !req
943. The drag scene should not
be homogenizedCopy !req
944. and not everyone
should look the same.Copy !req
945. Therefore, Acid Betty
is here to represent.Copy !req
946. - Whoa, whoa, whoa,
make it rain.Copy !req
947. - Don't you love
when you just find a dollarCopy !req
948. in your dress pocket?Copy !req
949. - Yes.
- Didn't know this was here.Copy !req
950. - Cash is queen,
I own everything.Copy !req
951. Bob the Drag Queen,
Gone with The Window.Copy !req
952. - Yes, honey,
lead with the bag.Copy !req
953. I love it.Copy !req
954. - This outfit shows that I
have the abilityCopy !req
955. to make a finished garment.Copy !req
956. The fabric is hideous, but
the construction is everything.Copy !req
957. I'm living my dream with this
ugly purse that I made.Copy !req
958. - No shade,
but that dress looks likeCopy !req
959. it was made out of curtains.Copy !req
960. - It's very Butterfly McQueen.Copy !req
961. - Frankly my dear,
I don't give a dental damn.Copy !req
962. - Dax ExclamationPoint,
Hello Kitty.Copy !req
963. - Hello, Herve Leger.Copy !req
964. - Hello, Angeline.
- Meow.Copy !req
965. - This outfit
is totally me.Copy !req
966. I love Hello Kitty.Copy !req
967. Anything a 12-year-old Asian
girl wants, I want it more.Copy !req
968. I feel like a neon '80s
nightmare and I love it.Copy !req
969. - I do love a pink pussy.Copy !req
970. - It's better than a purple one.Copy !req
971. - Why it got to be purple?Copy !req
972. - Naysha Lopez,
Drag on a Dime.Copy !req
973. - Fashion sure is changing.Copy !req
974. - I am serving Greek goddess,Copy !req
975. giving you face for the gods.Copy !req
976. Face, body, glamour.Copy !req
977. And I am definitely serving
that all right now.Copy !req
978. - Peek-a-Ru, I see you.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
979. - A dress that makes cents.
- Not dollars.Copy !req
980. - A dollar make me holler.Copy !req
981. Kim Chi, Hair Ball.Copy !req
982. - You got a little—Copy !req
983. Someone's in a furry.Copy !req
984. - I made a lion outfit
inspired by Givenchy.Copy !req
985. I turned these ratty,
dirty blonde wigsCopy !req
986. into a golden treasure.Copy !req
987. This outfit is big, grand,
and conceptual.Copy !req
988. It's Kim Chi.Copy !req
989. - She stepped that pussy up.
- Meow.Copy !req
990. - Cynthia Lee Fontaine,
Sugar Ball.Copy !req
991. - Gumdrop it like it's hot.Copy !req
992. - I feel like a goddess
of the snow.Copy !req
993. My "corselet"
is just sickening.Copy !req
994. It's sugar, azúcar.Copy !req
995. Are you ready for my cuckoo?Copy !req
996. - Yeah.
- Yes.Copy !req
997. - Now see, that's the real sugar
right there.Copy !req
998. - She's serving cake.Copy !req
999. - That's her sugar walls.
- Whoa!Copy !req
1000. - Naomi Smalls,
Float Your Boat.Copy !req
1001. - Washington's cross-dressing
the Delaware.Copy !req
1002. - She has my dream chest.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1003. - I'm trying to give you
'90s supermodel walkCopy !req
1004. and this boat is covering
half of it.Copy !req
1005. When I can finally
step out of this boat,Copy !req
1006. that's when the judges
can really seeCopy !req
1007. the true Naomi Smalls.Copy !req
1008. - Land ho.Copy !req
1009. - I am giving you
Naomi CampbellCopy !req
1010. strutting down
a Versace runway.Copy !req
1011. - Legzilla.Copy !req
1012. - Oh, oh that, yeah.Copy !req
1013. That boat looks heavy.Copy !req
1014. Are there any seamen
to help her?Copy !req
1015. - Where are they?Copy !req
1016. - The seamen
are all below deck.Copy !req
1017. - Chi Chi DeVayne,
Glitter Ball.Copy !req
1018. - You know I always say, when
life hands you disco balls...Copy !req
1019. - Oh.
- What do you do?Copy !req
1020. - You make an outfit.Copy !req
1021. - Yeah.Copy !req
1022. - After my little meltdown,Copy !req
1023. I'm just gonna roll with the
punchesCopy !req
1024. and I'm really feeling this
disco queen kind of vibe.Copy !req
1025. It's a dream come true.Copy !req
1026. - That's a disco ball?Copy !req
1027. I thought that
was a fabulous globe.Copy !req
1028. - Yes.
- It's her ring.Copy !req
1029. - I thought it was
a Judith Leiber bag.Copy !req
1030. Cocktail bag.
- Balls to the walls.Copy !req
1031. - Thorgy Thor,
Red Velvet Cake Couture.Copy !req
1032. - I'm hungry
for that creamy middle.Copy !req
1033. - This is feeling
a little menstrual.Copy !req
1034. - I'm glad you said it
and I didn't.Copy !req
1035. - I don't wear gowns,Copy !req
1036. but for this challenge
I just wanted to feel decadentCopy !req
1037. and I still kept
with my cartoon hair,Copy !req
1038. giving you cream cheese
realness.Copy !req
1039. - Oh, happy birthday!Copy !req
1040. - Have her cake
and serve it too.Copy !req
1041. - Robbie Turner,
Bitch Ball.Copy !req
1042. Who let the dogs out?Copy !req
1043. - I love two bitches
on a runway.Copy !req
1044. - I think I'm looking more like
a sheep than a poodle.Copy !req
1045. The dog is looking at me like,Copy !req
1046. "Get me the fuck
out of here."Copy !req
1047. I'm looking at the dog like,Copy !req
1048. "Get me the fuck
out of here."Copy !req
1049. This is not going well.Copy !req
1050. - Bow wow wow.
- Yippee yo, yippee yay.Copy !req
1051. - I give this look about
a canine out of 10.Copy !req
1052. - Uh-huh, she's fade
and she's throwing shade.Copy !req
1053. - Those bitches are over it.Copy !req
1054. - Derrick Berry,
The Queen Who Mopped Christmas.Copy !req
1055. - Well, hey, y'all.Copy !req
1056. - I'm giving you
Christmas in Vegas.Copy !req
1057. I'm representing showgirls.
I'm serving body.Copy !req
1058. But I'm also giving comedy.Copy !req
1059. - Whoa!
- Ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
1060. - She's trimming her bush.Copy !req
1061. - Is that mistletoe
or camel toe.Copy !req
1062. - I respect that.Copy !req
1063. - She's putting the X
back in Xmas.Copy !req
1064. - Yes, she is.
- Oops, she's doing it again.Copy !req
1065. - Layla McQueen,
Apocalyptic Couture.Copy !req
1066. Now, her pussy's not on fire,
but her shoulder is.Copy !req
1067. - This look
is classic Layla.Copy !req
1068. I'm loving this cute
little jacket I made.Copy !req
1069. I'm giving you, like,
a post-apocalyptic,Copy !req
1070. like, devil commander, like,
she's coming up,Copy !req
1071. the world is over
and I'm here to take over.Copy !req
1072. - The thigh's the limit.Copy !req
1073. - Layla McQueen,
Beyond Thunderdome.Copy !req
1074. Welcome, ladies.Copy !req
1075. I feel like I just saw my whole
life flash before my eyes.Copy !req
1076. Now, ladies, when I call
your name, please step forward.Copy !req
1077. Bob the Drag Queen.Copy !req
1078. Dax ExclamationPoint.Copy !req
1079. Cynthia Lee Fontaine.Copy !req
1080. Chi Chi DeVayne.Copy !req
1081. Thorgy Thor.Copy !req
1082. You are all...Copy !req
1083. Safe.Copy !req
1084. - Thank you.Copy !req
1085. - And for the 100th time,Copy !req
1086. safe is not a word I associateCopy !req
1087. with America's Next
Drag Superstar.Copy !req
1088. Now you may leave the stage.Copy !req
1089. Time for the judges critiques.Copy !req
1090. Coming up...Copy !req
1091. - You're literally a blob.Copy !req
1092. - Don't stand on that stageCopy !req
1093. and tell us it's the first dress
you made.Copy !req
1094. - Do you think that you deserve
to be in the bottom?Copy !req
1095. - Ladies, you represent the tops
and the bottoms of the week.Copy !req
1096. Now it's time
for the judges critiques.Copy !req
1097. Acid Betty.Copy !req
1098. - I love that you're different.Copy !req
1099. Every inch was kind of
covered with a thought.Copy !req
1100. To me,
that's what drag is about.Copy !req
1101. - And then the photo,Copy !req
1102. you seem like you're a little
bit more of the avant-garde,Copy !req
1103. artsy, like, you're giving me
Tunnel 1993.Copy !req
1104. I was there.
- I might've seen you there.Copy !req
1105. - You might've.
Great job.Copy !req
1106. - Thank you Acid Betty.
Next up, Naysha Lopez.Copy !req
1107. - You're gorgeous.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1108. - You're giving me Eva Longoria,
Miss America.Copy !req
1109. Your makeup is stunning.Copy !req
1110. - I think, Naysha, you're
beautiful,Copy !req
1111. but when you're part of
an ensemble photo,Copy !req
1112. you really want to stand out.Copy !req
1113. The dark hair and the dark top,Copy !req
1114. I don't think it works
in this picture.Copy !req
1115. - I have a pet peeve
with seeing undergarments.Copy !req
1116. So when you turn around
I see illusion net.Copy !req
1117. Give me the full illusion.Copy !req
1118. - That big gold piece
just makes you look thickCopy !req
1119. and I just don't think
it looks good.Copy !req
1120. - This is actually the first
garment I've ever made.Copy !req
1121. I don't really sew.Copy !req
1122. I felt like it was wearableCopy !req
1123. and, you know,
I got the challenge down.Copy !req
1124. - All right, well,
thank you very much.Copy !req
1125. Next up, Kim Chi.
- Hi.Copy !req
1126. - Your photo is pretty fabulous.Copy !req
1127. And I really like
your runway look.Copy !req
1128. You are giving me, like,Copy !req
1129. this Cowardly Lion anime
ferociousness.Copy !req
1130. I think it totally worked.Copy !req
1131. - The artistry on your face
is just like geometric orgasm.Copy !req
1132. I'm gonna give you
the benefit of the doubtCopy !req
1133. and say the walk
was a character choice.Copy !req
1134. - Every time I'm wearing
something different,Copy !req
1135. I'm living whatever fantasy
of the outfit I've got going on.Copy !req
1136. In my personal eyes,
I'm an anime characterCopy !req
1137. who works
as a high fashion model.Copy !req
1138. - You're just a total nerd.Copy !req
1139. - I am.
- I love that.Copy !req
1140. - And by the way, I like that
you kept your areolas bald.Copy !req
1141. The breasts are the windows
to the soul, for sure.Copy !req
1142. - Nicole,
would you wear this?Copy !req
1143. - I would definitely
wear it.Copy !req
1144. - Where would you wear this?Copy !req
1145. - Um, probably school drop off.Copy !req
1146. - Okay, yeah.Copy !req
1147. Thank you, Kim Chi.Copy !req
1148. Next up, Naomi Smalls.Copy !req
1149. - I love that you
are rocking a boy chest.Copy !req
1150. You're giving me
like, '70s "Studio 54."Copy !req
1151. - Michele,
how do you like her hair?Copy !req
1152. - Very pretty, only
my hairline's not clockable.Copy !req
1153. - Okay, all right.Copy !req
1154. - The Pride Float
was beautifully decorated,Copy !req
1155. but it became really cumbersome.Copy !req
1156. And I almost saw you thinking,Copy !req
1157. "I have to get back in that boat
and strap it on."Copy !req
1158. And I'm saying that
about the boat.Copy !req
1159. - Yeah, I know, how many times
have you said that in your life?Copy !req
1160. - Girl.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1161. - But the picture.
Hello?Copy !req
1162. - And it's a big butt.Copy !req
1163. - That is a big butt.Copy !req
1164. - I believe they call that
serving it.Copy !req
1165. - Okay.Copy !req
1166. - That needs to come through
with everything that you do,Copy !req
1167. whether you're dragging a
50-pound boat with you or not.Copy !req
1168. - Next up,
Robbie Turner.Copy !req
1169. - Your photo, I loved,Copy !req
1170. because you're giving me kind of
funny glamour there.Copy !req
1171. - You chose fur?
- It's like a fringe.Copy !req
1172. - Fringy kind of
carpety-looking stuff.Copy !req
1173. You're literally a blob.Copy !req
1174. We lose all shape and
from the side, it's even worse.Copy !req
1175. - And you got to choose
your challenge.Copy !req
1176. - I actually forgot that I—
to choose one for myself.Copy !req
1177. I didn't have
my '40s dress pattern,Copy !req
1178. but I was trying to figure it
out, like,Copy !req
1179. at the last minute.Copy !req
1180. So, it was like a series
of misfortunate events.Copy !req
1181. - Do you think that you deserve
to be in the bottom.Copy !req
1182. - Um, no, I think
my personality is winning.Copy !req
1183. - All right, well, thank you
very much, Robbie Turner.Copy !req
1184. Next up, Derrick Berry.Copy !req
1185. - Your look tonight,
it's adorable.Copy !req
1186. I will say it's pretty simple.Copy !req
1187. - I like the comedic momentCopy !req
1188. where you trimmed
your holiday bush.Copy !req
1189. - I love a bush
on the front door,Copy !req
1190. but on the back door
not so much.Copy !req
1191. - No.
- Definitely not berries.Copy !req
1192. - And then your photo,Copy !req
1193. like, everyone in this photoCopy !req
1194. looks like
they're your backup dancersCopy !req
1195. and you're the star.Copy !req
1196. - Wow.
- We've seen Britney now.Copy !req
1197. My personal challenge to youCopy !req
1198. is to show me everything else
but Britney.Copy !req
1199. - Okay.
- We love your Britney.Copy !req
1200. I do want to see more of it,Copy !req
1201. but we do want to see
other things.Copy !req
1202. - I want more!Copy !req
1203. - And I'll give you more.Copy !req
1204. - You can't help yourself,
can you?Copy !req
1205. - Up next,
Layla McQueen.Copy !req
1206. - Hi, Layla.
- Hey, bitch.Copy !req
1207. - I love the shoulder detail.Copy !req
1208. - Did you sew that?Copy !req
1209. - I sewed the jacket, yes.Copy !req
1210. - That's pretty impressive.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1211. - But I felt like the bottom
half was just a cop out.Copy !req
1212. - This was a really fun category
I think to like,Copy !req
1213. do, like,
totally, like, singe.Copy !req
1214. To me, it's just like,
Wynonna Judd opened the ovenCopy !req
1215. too quickly and got
a little, like, you know,Copy !req
1216. burnt on the outside.Copy !req
1217. - In the picture we lose you
crumpling up into a ball.Copy !req
1218. You're with all these
kind of legendary peopleCopy !req
1219. and it's almost like your
body's saying "I'm not worthy."Copy !req
1220. - Do you think
that your misstepsCopy !req
1221. would warrant you
in the bottom?Copy !req
1222. - I think I have
a lot more to showCopy !req
1223. and I don't think that I am...Copy !req
1224. the least put together.Copy !req
1225. - Who do you think
is the least put together?Copy !req
1226. - I think Naomi.
Her look is very plain.Copy !req
1227. - Do you agree with that,
Naomi?Copy !req
1228. - No. I tried to take something
that was from a past seasonCopy !req
1229. and make it new and fresh.Copy !req
1230. - Well, thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.Copy !req
1231. While you untuck backstage,Copy !req
1232. the judges
and I will deliberate.Copy !req
1233. Alright now, just between
us squirrel friends,Copy !req
1234. what do you think?
Let's start with Acid Betty.Copy !req
1235. - I love Acid Betty.Copy !req
1236. she's a little bit dangerous,
she's rock 'n' roll.Copy !req
1237. - In the photo she looks great,
but she is this punk girl.Copy !req
1238. Like, give me
a little screaming...Copy !req
1239. Ahh!
Tongue out punkness.Copy !req
1240. - I don't hate her photo,
and like her name implies,Copy !req
1241. she's kind of a trip
and she's a little East Village.Copy !req
1242. - Well, you know, I did
a lot of antacid in the 60sCopy !req
1243. and I think that Acid Betty
really represents that.Copy !req
1244. Alright, Naysha Lopez.Copy !req
1245. - Her photo, unfortunately,
I think she got lost.Copy !req
1246. - And also,
don't stand on that stageCopy !req
1247. and tell us
it's the first dress you made.Copy !req
1248. - I mean, this is not the place
you make your first dress.Copy !req
1249. - Girl.
- You make your first dressCopy !req
1250. when you learn that
you're gonna come on the show.Copy !req
1251. - Or you make them
when your mom's at workCopy !req
1252. and you're in the sixth grade.Copy !req
1253. All right, next up,
Kim Chi.Copy !req
1254. - I love the photograph.Copy !req
1255. She was kind of
the queen of the castleCopy !req
1256. in this anime jungle.Copy !req
1257. Everything about her tonight
made me happy,Copy !req
1258. except for
that lumbering walk.Copy !req
1259. - Right, because
she was serving a little bitCopy !req
1260. of Sasquatch on the runway.Copy !req
1261. - Sasquatch that walk.Copy !req
1262. - You can say Yeti that walk.Copy !req
1263. - Yeti that walk.Copy !req
1264. - Next up, Naomi Smalls.Copy !req
1265. - I love that she looks like
she might faint at any moment.Copy !req
1266. - All I saw
was a really tiny thingCopy !req
1267. lumbering with
a heavy ass boat.Copy !req
1268. - I kind of like
the contrast of her like,Copy !req
1269. fumbling with the boat.Copy !req
1270. It's like a cartoon of an antCopy !req
1271. carrying a giant piece
of cheese.Copy !req
1272. - Yeah.Copy !req
1273. - Well, that's the picture
of the day.Copy !req
1274. It says,
"bow down bitches."Copy !req
1275. - If she doesn't bring
the photo herCopy !req
1276. to this her,
to me, she's gone.Copy !req
1277. - Moving on down
to Robbie Turner.Copy !req
1278. - This look in her photo
is probably her go to look.Copy !req
1279. It's that Carole Lombard
meets Carol Burnett.Copy !req
1280. Superstar from the 20s.Copy !req
1281. - But what we saw today
was basic.Copy !req
1282. - Yes, she said
she forgot to chooseCopy !req
1283. a category for herself.Copy !req
1284. - The dog ate my category.Copy !req
1285. - A dingo ate my category.Copy !req
1286. - Quite honestly,
if she put any creativityCopy !req
1287. into that,
she could've turned it outCopy !req
1288. and that's a shame
because I likeCopy !req
1289. what I saw in the picture.Copy !req
1290. - Let's move on down
to Derrick Berry.Copy !req
1291. - Her Britney is amazing.Copy !req
1292. - You know he can nail
the Britney thing.Copy !req
1293. I mean,
the photo was phenomenal.Copy !req
1294. - I'm glad she brought
it the first episode.Copy !req
1295. Now bring Derrick Berry
to the table.Copy !req
1296. - But don't you want to see
a little bit more Britney?Copy !req
1297. - Yes,
we'll get more Britney.Copy !req
1298. - Layla McQueen.Copy !req
1299. - She did the most
basic bottom half to that.Copy !req
1300. I expect so much more.Copy !req
1301. - This is season eight and
the bar has been raised so high.Copy !req
1302. There was just
nothing standing out for me.Copy !req
1303. - The worst picture
of the week, by far,Copy !req
1304. but I find her interesting
because she is an artist.Copy !req
1305. That warrants
a second chance to me.Copy !req
1306. - Silence.Copy !req
1307. I've made my decision.
Bring back my girls.Copy !req
1308. Welcome back ladies.
I've made some decisions.Copy !req
1309. Acid Betty,Copy !req
1310. you put your money
where your mouth isCopy !req
1311. and where your ass isCopy !req
1312. and where your chest is.Copy !req
1313. You're safe.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1314. - Kim Chi, your photo
and main stage presentationCopy !req
1315. wigged us out.Copy !req
1316. Congdragulations, you're the
winner of this week's challenge.Copy !req
1317. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
1318. - You've won $3,000
from selfieonastick.com.Copy !req
1319. The original and the best
selfie on a stick.Copy !req
1320. Say hi, everybody.
Cheese.Copy !req
1321. - I can be the Asian tourist
that I've always wanted to be.Copy !req
1322. Bitch,
I just won $3,000.Copy !req
1323. This win means I have a place
in this competitionCopy !req
1324. and I am a force
to be reckoned with.Copy !req
1325. - Derrick Berry, you're safe.Copy !req
1326. - Thank you.Copy !req
1327. - Naomi Smalls, you're safe.Copy !req
1328. Naysha Lopez,
you are gorgeous, but...Copy !req
1329. - Thank you.Copy !req
1330. - The judges felt short changed
by your Drag on a Dime.Copy !req
1331. I'm sorry my dear, but you are
up for elimination.Copy !req
1332. - I am absolutely gagging.Copy !req
1333. I don't deserve
to be in the bottom two.Copy !req
1334. You have some queenCopy !req
1335. rocking this five dollar dress.Copy !req
1336. I-I don't get it.Copy !req
1337. - Robbie Turner,
your photo was iconic,Copy !req
1338. but on the main stage,
you screwed the pooch.Copy !req
1339. - Layla McQueen,
you are an edgy artist,Copy !req
1340. but your photo and your
Post Apocalyptic CoutureCopy !req
1341. were not earth shattering.Copy !req
1342. Robbie Turner...Copy !req
1343. You're safe.Copy !req
1344. - Oh.
- All right.Copy !req
1345. - Wow.Copy !req
1346. - Layla McQueen,
I'm sorry my dear,Copy !req
1347. but you are up for
elimination.Copy !req
1348. - My heart drops,
but I'm not gonna beCopy !req
1349. the first one to go home.Copy !req
1350. I'm gonna do every kind of
quasi-gimmick I have.Copy !req
1351. - Two queens stand before me.Copy !req
1352. Ladies,
this is your last chanceCopy !req
1353. to impress meCopy !req
1354. and save yourselfCopy !req
1355. from elimination.Copy !req
1356. The time has come...Copy !req
1357. For you to lip synchCopy !req
1358. for your life.Copy !req
1359. Good luckCopy !req
1360. and don't fuck it up.Copy !req
1361. - Naysha is always giving
like, beautiful, sexy,Copy !req
1362. J. Lo boom shell,
I feel it.Copy !req
1363. - Layla is giving you
sex on a stick and it's awesome.Copy !req
1364. She is looking
so good right nowCopy !req
1365. throwing her body
all over the floor.Copy !req
1366. - Naysha's dancing
like a soccer mom.Copy !req
1367. "You can get the ball in
the goal, kids, you can do it."Copy !req
1368. - Good job!Copy !req
1369. - Ladies,
I've made my decision.Copy !req
1370. Layla McQueen,
shantay, you stay.Copy !req
1371. You may join the other girls.Copy !req
1372. - Thank you.Copy !req
1373. - Naysha Lopez,Copy !req
1374. out of 100 queens,Copy !req
1375. you are by far one
of the most beautifulCopy !req
1376. to grace the stage.
- Thank you, Ru.Copy !req
1377. - And I'm sorry
to see you go so soon.Copy !req
1378. - I'm sorry that I
wasn't able to show youCopy !req
1379. everything that I had to offer.Copy !req
1380. Thank you, Ru,
for this opportunity.Copy !req
1381. - Thank you.
Now, sashay away.Copy !req
1382. - Now, good luck with
all these monsters, Mary.Copy !req
1383. I am first to go and I feel
like I didn't let Ru seeCopy !req
1384. what I'm all about because
there's so much more to me.Copy !req
1385. Ru, I want to thank you
for the platformCopy !req
1386. that you have given meCopy !req
1387. because not everyone
appreciates it.Copy !req
1388. I thank you for thatCopy !req
1389. from the bottom
of my heart.Copy !req
1390. - Well,
condragulations, ladies,Copy !req
1391. and remember,
if you can't love yourself,Copy !req
1392. how in the hell you gonna
love somebody else?Copy !req
1393. Can I get an amen in here.Copy !req
1394. Amen.Copy !req
1395. - Alright,
now let the music play.Copy !req