RuPaul's Drag Race 7x9

1. Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race...

2. Come on out, Kitty girl.

3. - Whoa! - Are you serious?

4. God dammit!

5. Everyone is back.

6. Each of you will be making over an eliminated queen

7. as your conjoined twin.

8. - Oh. - Oh, my God.

9. And the eliminated queen in the wining pair

10. will return to the competition!

11. I know you're both pageant girls, which is why

12. this is kind of predictable for me.

13. Next to the other queens, it didn't stack up.

14. I wish they looked more like breasts.

15. Pearl, you are the winner of this week's challenge.

16. Trixie Mattel, that means you're back in the race, girl.

17. Ginger Minj. Shante, you stay.

18. Jaidynn Diore, sashay away.

19. Girl, I feel like I've been through the ringer.

20. Uh, it's so weird to see you over there.

21. I know! Girl, that was crazy.

22. Ever since we started this challenge,

23. I've not really been in a good place with it.

24. I've been in my head.

25. This was my wakeup call.

26. Ginger, you're better than this.

27. You need to make sure you pull it together.

28. - Welcome back, Trixie. - Trixie, oh, my God.

29. Welcome back, Trixie.

30. Thank you, guys.

31. I'm back in the workroom, and I deserve to be here.

32. I killed that challenge, and I'm gonna kill the next one.

33. Thanks, Pearl, for helping me get back.

34. Why did you bring that tramp back?

35. I can feel the sisterhood.

36. Should have been the top six, but we have a top seven,

37. thanks to Trixie.

38. - You better bring your A game. - It's a war, bitch.

39. You can smell the resentments in the room,

40. just as much as you can smell Violet's b.o.

41. I'm pissed off, to be honest with you

42. and this is not a read on you but, like, if I walked out

43. there with a dress I just picked off the rack,

44. they would have clocked me for not trying hard enough.

45. I'm not on the same page as Pearl.

46. She's been relaxing. I came here to play, and to win.

47. All you can do is chill the out

48. and just do you.

49. It's working for me.

50. The dynamics have changed since Trixie went home.

51. Like, some people are falling to pieces,

52. some people are rising to the top.

53. Some people are cruising on the Pacific Coastal highway.

54. I think I swallowed a feather.

55. The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one year supply

56. of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

57. and a cash prize of $100,000!

58. Our extra special guest judges Demi Lovato and John Waters.

59. Rupaul's drag race

60. May the best woman, best woman win

61. Yay.

62. Another day. Another journey.

63. Today is a new day with an extra bitch,

64. but one day you're in, the next day you're out...

65. Miss Trixie.

66. Is anybody excited about what today might avail?

67. That's pretty fancy language for a farm girl.

68. I learned a few things in the big city.

69. Oh!

70. - You're kidding me. - Whoa.

71. She done already done had herses!

72. Good morning, Baltimore. Having female trouble?

73. Well, don't be a crybaby, because all you need

74. to become America's next drag superstar

75. is hairspray and polyester.

76. Oh, and don't forget to hide your pecker.

77. I love Steven Spielberg.

78. Hello, hello, hello.

79. Hi!

80. Ladies, y'all went through it during our little

81. reunion last week.

82. So listen, this is a good time to vent... o-ficially.

83. Now, in the great tradition of Paris is Burning,

84. the library is about to be open, hey!

85. Because reading is what?

86. Fundamental.

87. That's right, children.

88. Mm hmm.

89. First up, Ginger Minj. The library is open, darling.

90. Okay. Trixie Mattel.

91. Making fun of you is like shooting clownfish in a barrel.

92. Unfortunately, that's about as fishy as you'll ever be.

93. - Ooh. - Yes, bitch.

94. Miss Fame.

95. I think everything about you is so original,

96. except for those lips, those cheeks and,

97. oh, everything you present to the judges on the runway.

98. - Ooh. - You bitch!

99. - Pearl. - Uh huh.

100. Now that you've come out of your shell,

101. maybe you could use that as a butt pad?

102. Ooh.

103. Violet Chachki, you keep training those corsets, girl.

104. Pretty soon, your waste size will be lower than your IQ.

105. Miss Fame, you are such a talented makeup artist.

106. I have never met anybody who's able to shove their head

107. so far up their own ass without smudging their eyeliner.

108. Ginger Minj, I disagree with the judges.

109. I think you should bring your black hairspray down further.

110. Full coverage.

111. Oooh!

112. Katya, at this point, you really should

113. just make like your headline and recede.

114. Ahh!

115. Trixie Mattel, haute couture? More like haute glue.

116. That was good. That was good.

117. Is that... Ben Affleck?

118. Girl, I must be hungry for the dick

119. if I think this thirsty bitch's her.

120. Katya, now you get to increase your hooking fee.

121. Thank you, RuPaul's Drag Race.

122. Fame, she wasn't funny. It was like... crickets.

123. And you like...

124. Miss Trixie, girl, I am waiting for you

125. to change that lip color, 'cause your face looks like

126. the back of a baboon's ass.

127. Ooh.

128. Oh, look, it's a giraffe. No, it's a horse.

129. Oh, it's just Miss Violet,

130. serving her realness.

131. Katya, where do you get your outfits, girl?

132. American Apparently Not?

133. Ginger Minj, girl, did you ever save Carol Anne

134. from the poltergeist in the TV?

135. Violet, I don't believe the rumors.

136. I don't believe you took Sharon Needles' crown.

137. I don't believe you're taking this one either.

138. Oh!

139. Kennedy Davenport.

140. You've got your eye on the prize.

141. And the other eye on the crown.

142. Katya, are you confused?

143. The saying is, "Young, dumb, and full of."

144. - RuPaul... - Bitch.

145. The library is closed and Pearl, the door is over there.

146. Now, I'm gonna post all of my favorite reads

147. The winner of today's mini challenge is...

148. Trixie Mattel!

149. I'm back.

150. Trixie Mattel has way more up her sleeve.

151. You've won a $500 gift card from SequinQueen.

152. Thank God.

153. Now, ladies.

154. This week, we are paying tribute to the Sultan of Sleaze,

155. the Baron of Bad Taste,

156. the legendary director

157. John Waters.

158. Awesome.

159. From his early cult classics like Pink Flamingos

160. to his mega hit Hairspray, John worked with one

161. of my idols—the late, great Divine.

162. And when these two worked together, they made magic.

163. Take a look.

164. I am Divine!

165. Yeah!

166. Now, I hope you take some divine inspiration from that

167. because for this week's maxi challenge,

168. you'll be screen testing for parts in a new rouse-ical

169. based on some of John Waters' most iconic scenes.

170. So I'm gonna give you a quick moment

171. to break into three teams.

172. Go ahead.

173. Pearl, me, and Violet—we all looked at each other

174. and we're all, ehh.

175. We didn't choose to be in a group together.

176. We were the remnants left after the other girls

177. grabbed each other.

178. None of us excel in these kind of challenges.

179. Ladies, we're providing wigs from Weaven Steven.

180. You know, to help get you into character.

181. Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.

182. Our scene is called Cha Cha Heels,

183. and it's based on the movie Female Trouble.

184. Can I be Dawn?

185. Immediately, I want to be Dawn Davenport,

186. because it's a bigger part, and I see opportunities

187. to just go over the top.

188. No.

189. But the—aren't they all singing?

190. Well, Dawn is the most singing.

191. So we start listening to the music,

192. and she start hearing those notes that Dawn

193. was singing—

194. They don't look like cha-cha heels

195. Oh, no, honey!

196. Where's my Christmas delivery

197. Lord, help us all.

198. Ginger, you're playing it a little too sweet.

199. Sweet? Bitch, have you met me?

200. Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs

201. Our challenge this week is musical adaptations

202. of famous John Waters scenes.

203. - What the hell are these? - Your new shoes.

204. John waters has a filthy, twisted, delinquent

205. sense of humor.

206. That dog over there just took a poo.

207. He's my hero.

208. It's time for me to play with

209. No don't you touch that

210. Yeah come and touch that

211. Our team gets assigned "Poo,"

212. which is inspired by a John Waters film

213. called Pink Flamingos.

214. I'm playing middle Divine, Fame gets to play bad Divine,

215. and Pearl is playing good Divine.

216. Don't play with doo-doo

217. No don't play with poo

218. I'm trying to understand your character,

219. because you're playing an angel, but you're playing

220. the devilish angel.

221. Huh?

222. Because you're hovering on her shoulder

223. and then coming like this—

224. There's one part where I do that,

225. - and that's it. - Right.

226. Whatever, let's just run through it.

227. Let's not—that's, like, a minor detail.

228. All right.

229. Every night at dinner when dinner would begin

230. - Our mom would say— - Sorry.

231. Know why I stopped there?

232. Because I feel like our voices sound the same.

233. It sounds like we're doing the same voice impersonation.

234. Why don't you just be lower and grumblier

235. and grosser?

236. That's not funny. Deeper is not funny.

237. Oh, my God.

238. - Hello, hello, hello. - Hi, Ru!

239. Hi.

240. - Hey, ladies. - both: Hi.

241. Now, who's playing Divine, who's playing the mother?

242. Divine, mother.

243. Okay, now, Kennedy you're a singer.

244. - Yes. - Do you sing?

245. - No. - And it was so funny

246. 'cause she was like, "Can I be Dawn?"

247. And Mama start hitting them notes.

248. - She said— - Yeah, we gotta switch.

249. Now last week, you were criticized for bringing too much

250. pageantry to the competition,

251. so if there is ever a challenge that could force you

252. out of your comfort zone, this is the one.

253. This is another opportunity for me to display

254. a different side of me, so there's no pageant here, baby.

255. - Hi Ginger, hi, Trixie. - Hi.

256. Hi, Ru.

257. Are you all familiar with Divine's work?

258. Mm hmm.

259. When I was younger, I convinced my grandmother

260. that Pink Flamingos was a children's movie.

261. And I wanted nothing more than to be Divine.

262. That was a changing point in my life.

263. Yeah, well, she was the first drag superstar.

264. Now, I know that you sing. Do you sing?

265. I sing.

266. So this is gonna be a breeze for you guys.

267. No, we're gonna top our own expectations of ourselves.

268. Neither of us have ever topped anything before, so...

269. - Well, can't wait to see it. - Me either.

270. All right, ladies, gather round.

271. In moments, you'll be screen testing with the help

272. of Michelle Visage and composer Lucian Piane.

273. - Aww. - Yay.

274. And tomorrow on the main stage, the category is

275. ugliest dress ever.

276. Yeees!

277. So good luck and by all means, it up.

278. - Yeeeeees! - All right.

279. - Hi. - Hi.

280. Hi Kennedy, hi Katya.

281. - Hey. - Hi.

282. So it's our turn to shoot our screen test,

283. and we look ridiculous, which always helps.

284. I'd ready to tear the house down.

285. This is all about having as much fun and going

286. as crazy as you can.

287. Our Lady J is going to lead you, so let's begin.

288. - Okay. - And, action!

289. A five, six, seven, eight.

290. I told you what I wanted, and you got these

291. Good girls don't wear cha cha heels

292. But it's Christmas please, Dawn

293. Cut.

294. Katya, I love how you're getting all down, so keep that up.

295. Take two, ladies.

296. Get off me, you ugly witch

297. I want my Christmas

298. Cut, cut. Cut, cut, cut.

299. Try it again.

300. What the hell are these?

301. Your news shoes

302. Cut. Cut.

303. Where's my Christmas delivery

304. Why are you so scared right now?

305. I'm not scared it's just the—the live keyboard

306. kinda throwing me off.

307. Ain't no half-stepping this time, y'all.

308. Let's see if we can finish it in one take.

309. We'll be taking the tree down this time.

310. Action.

311. All I said I wanted was my cha cha heels

312. Cha cha cha cha cha

313. She didn't throw the thing down!

314. She's supposed to drop this Christmas tree on me

315. as the big, final gag and then...

316. she forgets.

317. Hi Ginger Minj and Trixie Mattel.

318. Hi.

319. Being back, I need to be flawless.

320. I need to show the judges that they made a mistake

321. when they cut me the first time.

322. All right, action.

323. Every day I hear her scream and shout

324. Always yelling for her daily feeding

325. Every night I only dream for—

326. Cut.

327. You both can carry the tune, so that's awesome,

328. but what I'm not getting is these characters.

329. Uh, Ginger, you're playing it a little too sweet.

330. Sweet? Bitch, have you met me?

331. Eggs, eggs, eggs, all I want is eggs

332. Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs

333. All she wants is—

334. Eggs eggs eggs eggs

335. Cut.

336. I think we need a little bit more from Babs.

337. This is a John Waters film! Bigger!

338. Right now, it's getting lost. It's falling flat.

339. They want Trixie to be over the top.

340. Take that criticism and apply it as much

341. as you apply glitter to your eyelid, girl.

342. Violet Chachki, Miss Fame, and Pearl.

343. Aren't you ladies divine?

344. Now it's our turn and we're doing the song Poo.

345. I know you're proud of this face, girl.

346. Drink her in.

347. It's so much more than just a look.

348. This is probably the most iconic

349. John Waters scene of all.

350. Give it all you got. And, action!

351. Do play with doo-doo

352. Oh do play with poo

353. - Well, maybe just a sample. - Cut.

354. Miss Fame, I feel like if she's really trying

355. to convince this one, she would start maybe even

356. a little smaller and then get bigger.

357. Okay.

358. Do play with doo-doo

359. Oh, do play with poo

360. Maybe just a sample.

361. All right.

362. Mama says I shouldn't, Daddy says I wouldn't

363. Okay, cut.

364. Pearl, we need a little more energy from you.

365. - Even right now. - Oh, imagine that.

366. - I just need to hear you. - Okay.

367. But I think the—the biggest problem for me

368. was it sort of feels like you're in three different things.

369. Just remember you're interacting.

370. There's a scene going on here.

371. Right now, it's like three individuals.

372. What should I do do

373. It's time for me to play with

374. Don't, don't you play with

375. Yeah, come on and touch that poo

376. Touch that poo

377. me, dude.

378. Sorry, I knew my lines.

379. It was hard to just jump in with my lines

380. when the bitch before me didn't say her lines.

381. All right, let's see what John Waters thinks of these tomorrow.

382. I didn't even understand you were supposed to be Divine.

383. The struggle is real.

384. Yay.

385. Ugliest dress, it's finally my week.

386. This week's runway look is the ugliest dress ever.

387. How did you choose your ugliest dress?

388. I mean, did you just go—

389. and pull it off the rack?

390. Are you feeling good about it?

391. You know, I'm feeling really good.

392. You shouldn't trust that feeling.

393. I already lip synced once, like, give me a break.

394. I don't want to do it again.

395. I'm a little worried because in the past

396. when someone gets brought back, they immediately go home.

397. And I am not ready to go home.

398. She's going real soft today.

399. I like how you block out your hairline to put

400. dark brown over the top of—

401. - It gets rid of the texture. - Oh.

402. Do I talk to you about how you do your makeup?

403. No, but you should be. Ooh.

404. - You're an idiot. - Bitch, you're very blessed.

405. Your talents have taken you far, and I'm struggling.

406. It's okay, your insecurities can take you there.

407. And your lack of will to be here has really gotten you far.

408. When it comes to Fame, anyone could read her

409. and she's like oh,

410. Like, totally joins in, it's cute.

411. But, like, the second I would, I always felt, like,

412. some weird underlying tension.

413. I don't know. She's, like, odd.

414. What's been your big struggle with drag?

415. Well, my whole career has been a struggle.

416. It's my primary source of income.

417. The bookings are very scarce.

418. Drag, it barely paid the bills.

419. - I have no retirement. - Oh, girl.

420. I—like, I have nothing.

421. It's just been, you know, a lot of sacrifices

422. being made because you wanted to pursue your dream

423. as a—as an entertainer.

424. A full time job as a female impersonator

425. is not easy, especially when you have bills to pay.

426. But I stuck with drag because entertaining is my life,

427. is my passion.

428. It's the life of a working artist.

429. It's like, it's hard, but it's satisfying and it's exciting.

430. I cannot get over the fact that John Waters is gonna be here.

431. Him and Devine are such legends, it's like...

432. - it's crazy. - I remember when I started

433. doing drag, I started seeing those movies,

434. and it made me feel like it was okay

435. to be as unbeautiful as I wanted to be.

436. I always liked to be shocking and funny

437. before I be pretty.

438. - We know.

439. Cover girl, put the bass in your walk

440. Head to toe, let your whole body talk

441. And what?

442. Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.

443. Our very own motor mouth Maybelle,

444. Michelle Visage!

445. I can see all your female troubles from here.

446. And the reigning Miss Baltimore Crabs,

447. - Carson Cressley!

448. Are you a fan of Polyester?

449. I love the movie. Hate the fabric.

450. And pop goddess Demi Lovato!

451. You're finally here. We're so excited.

452. It's an honor, and I've wanted to do this for so long.

453. Does this dress make my ass look fat?

454. Yes. But the ass on the front is even better.

455. And the man of the hour, legendary filmmaker

456. and author John Waters!

457. - Welcome. - Well, thank you,

458. Miss RuPaul. It's obvious which category

459. you fit into— the best.

460. I prefer the scattergory category.

461. - Oh! Oh!

462. This week, we challenged our queens to sing out

463. in divinely-inspired John Waters screen tests.

464. And tonight, they're trashing the runway

465. in their ugliest dresses ever.

466. Gentlemen, start your engines,

467. and may the filthiest woman win!

468. Now, sissy that walk

469. First up... Newark LaGuardia Kennedy.

470. It's Rose Kennedy Davenport.

471. - Yes, honey. - At the church,

472. Sister Beulah Mae hits the runway.

473. I had a little accident in the back.

474. I didn't know that.

475. She's picking her seat now.

476. Ooh, Katya!

477. Craft week is a terrible thing to waste.

478. Crochet, you stay.

479. If Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio

480. barely survived a meth lab explosion

481. and then she was cast in a porno musical of Raggedy Anne—

482. that is what I am giving you.

483. Yeah, she's not a hooker. She's a McCall's girl.

484. - Yes. - Knitter, please!

485. Oh... my God.

486. Up next, Ginger Minj.

487. Oh, Michelle's favorite color!

488. - Yay! - It's a Tracy Turnblad look.

489. This is one of the most atrocious frocks

490. I think I have ever placed upon my little body.

491. That's about as lime green as Katy Perry's hair.

492. - Yeah. - Yes!

493. - Don't do that color, Demi. - Never.

494. Next up, Trixie Mattel.

495. - It's Molly Ringworm. - Baby Jane as a young girl.

496. Romy and Matell's High School Reunion.

497. This look is exactly the kind of thing

498. you'd open your yearbook and be mortified

499. that you ever wore it. It's so wrong.

500. You know, they always say

501. you can wear the bridesmaid dress again.

502. Not true.

503. Up next, Pearl.

504. Very Toddlers & Tequilas.

505. It's like the Japanese girls that do that look?

506. Tonight I am giving you cutesy, googly-eyed glam.

507. I've got my Kawaii on you.

508. Jeepers, creepers, where'd you get those peepers?

509. Violet Chachki.

510. Come through, Mama!

511. She looks a little like Connie Marble.

512. This dress may be hideous,

513. but I'm modeling it like you're gonna want to buy it.

514. It's not like the pride flag. It's like the shame flag.

515. - Yes. - It is.

516. Her clown posse's on fire.

517. Miss Fame—that must be her eatin' dress.

518. - You know what,

519. if it ain't brocade, don't fix it.

520. I'm serving my ugly dress.

521. I'm showing this shapeless, big triangle of fluff.

522. See, now, that's how Miss Fame pops a tent.

523. Just sissy that walk

524. - Coming up... - It's all really ugly.

525. This outfit—ugh! Those colors...

526. You need ugly lessons.

527. Welcome, ladies.

528. It's time to take a look

529. at your John Waters screen tests.

530. First up, Kennedy Davenport

531. and Katya in Cha Cha Heels.

532. Come here, Dawn!

533. Santa brought presents.

534. Jesus, I'm comin'!

535. Please, Dawn, let's not fight.

536. It's Christmas!

537. I ain't gonna be singing no Christmas carols.

538. Where's your Christmas spirit, Dawn?

539. I better be gettin' Cha Cha heels.

540. What the hell are these?

541. Your new shoes

542. But they don't look like cha cha heels

543. I told you what I wanted

544. And you got these!

545. Good girls don't wear cha cha heels

546. But I don't care what the good girls wear

547. It really don't matter

548. - to me - Please, Dawn, it's Christmas!

549. Get off me, you ugly witch

550. I want my Christmas delivery

551. All I ever wanted

552. All I ever wanted

553. All I ever wanted was my cha cha heels

554. - Dawn— - All I said I wanted

555. All I said I wanted

556. All I said I wanted was my cha cha heels

557. But it's Christmas!

558. - Please, Dawn!

559. But it's Christmas

560. - Please, Dawn!

561. I want my cha cha, cha cha

562. Cha cha cha-cha-cha-cha

563. Cha cha cha-cha-cha

564. Ugh!

565. Next, Ginger Minj and Trixie Mattel

566. in Eggs.

567. Your country breakfast is ready.

568. Babs, I'm so hungry!

569. Please come here.

570. I'm comin', Mama!

571. In the morning when the sun comes out

572. I get hungry like I've never eaten

573. Every day, I hear her scream and shout

574. Always yelling for her daily feedin'

575. All night long I only dream for

576. At 10:30 I hear her scream for

577. Eggs eggs eggs

578. All I want is eggs

579. Eggs eggs eggs, all I want is eggs

580. Eggs eggs eggs, eggs eggs eggs

581. - All she wants is - Eggs eggs eggs

582. - Eggs eggs - It's another dozen eggs

583. Mama...

584. Do you want them over-easy?

585. No way

586. I want them sunny-side up

587. Since the sun is shining

588. Has the Egg Man come to us today?

589. I'm sure he'd stop by

590. If you stop your whinin'

591. Oh, I love him so for bringing

592. What I dream for

593. Here's another dozen right at the screen door

594. Eggs eggs eggs, all I want is eggs

595. Eggs eggs eggs, all I want is eggs

596. Eggs eggs eggs, eggs eggs eggs

597. - All she wants is - All I want is

598. Eggs eggs eggs, eggs eggs eggs

599. All I want is eggs, eggs eggs

600. Deeply, deeply disturbing.

601. Next, Pearl, Violet Chachki,

602. and Miss Fame in Poo.

603. Oh, look! That dog over there

604. is taking a poo!

605. Mama says I shouldn't, my daddy says I wouldn't

606. Do you really care what they say?

607. Should I get on the ground and get all filthy?

608. Not where all the puppies play

609. Maybe you're right.

610. Let's try something cleaner.

611. That dog looks like a wiener!

612. You know you really have bad taste

613. Every night at dinner

614. When dinner should begin our mom said

615. "Don't let any go to waste"

616. And she also says...

617. Don't play with doo-doo

618. Oh, don't play with poo

619. Don't listen to her!

620. Don't play with doo-doo

621. Or I'm gonna beat you black and blue

622. Oh, hell, no. Do play with doo-doo

623. Oh, do play with poo

624. Maybe just a sample.

625. Do play with doo-doo

626. Baby, let your filthy girl shine through

627. It's still warm!

628. Don't touch that doo-doo

629. Oh, do touch that poo

630. What should I do do?

631. It's time for me to play with

632. No, don't you play with

633. Yeah, come on and touch that

634. Oh, I've gotta touch it

635. Wow, she's gotta touch that poo

636. Cut!

637. Ohh... I'm so glad that's over.

638. I'm starving.

639. You got anything good around here to eat?

640. Absolutely filthy.

641. All right, my divine dolls,

642. time for the judges' critiques.

643. - Coming up... - Trixie got to come back

644. in this competition, and she should be looked at

645. with a magnifying lens.

646. It should be Trixie.

647. All right, my divine dolls,

648. time for the judges' critiques.

649. Let's start with Kennedy Davenport.

650. Your runway look— I don't think

651. it's quite ugly enough.

652. It's kind of old lady chic.

653. As Dawn Davenport, you lived up to your name,

654. Kennedy Davenport, perfectly.

655. The rage was there.

656. It was very much a tribute to me,

657. - and I was very flattered. - Thank you.

658. It's an honor.

659. You know, Kennedy, it wasn't until just now

660. I realized that you were playing Dawn Davenport,

661. and you are Kennedy Davenport.

662. Welcome.

663. Next up, Katya.

664. You went beyond playing the straight mother

665. and added a new layer of filth.

666. You did a beautiful obscenity there,

667. so I wanted to congratulate you on that.

668. As for this outfit— ugh, those colors.

669. They just... give me life.

670. It's all really ugly.

671. - Well done. - But, um, I think

672. the hippest girl in Brooklyn would love that dress

673. and wear it today.

674. All right, next up, Ginger Minj.

675. Tonight, the color is horrendous.

676. Your performance as Edie was a masterpiece.

677. There was moments when it looked exactly like her.

678. She had a loveliness about her, and you played that.

679. Thank you.

680. Trixie Mattel.

681. To me, it's not terribly ugly.

682. There's leopard print in there, so I'm like—bing!

683. - I think I might have

684. actually worn this.

685. It's from the Gunny Sacks catalogue, 1986.

686. You know, really, in this scene in the movie,

687. Divine isn't angry,

688. so I thought that there was a moment of pathos,

689. and you did that well.

690. - Thank you. - But I do feel like Ginger

691. outshined you a little bit.

692. Next up, Pearl.

693. Your dress is the least ugliest out of everyone's.

694. I'm not gonna lie. I feel cute.

695. With your performance,

696. you knew your lines. A bit hesitant.

697. We're kind of getting down to the wire here.

698. - Yeah. - So you need to go forth

699. - at this point. - Yes.

700. I didn't even understand

701. you were supposed to be the good Divine.

702. Next up, Violet Chachki.

703. On your runway look, more than anybody on this stage,

704. you nailed this challenge because you're giving us ugly.

705. It's a talent.

706. Your performance as Divine—

707. Out of the group,

708. you looked the most authentic.

709. But I didn't quite understand the padding.

710. I felt like if you were gonna go full Divine with it,

711. - then go full Divine. - I thought the performance

712. was a little bit flat for me,

713. just because it didn't seem to me

714. like you really had your confidence with the material.

715. Up next, Miss Fame.

716. Miss Fame, you need ugly lessons.

717. Because that dress, to me, is incredibly elegant.

718. The performance wasn't my favorite.

719. It was put on so much. As an actress,

720. you don't have to say, "Look at me, I'm bad! Rrr!"

721. It should come naturally.

722. All right, ladies,

723. at this point in the competition,

724. I have to ask the question:

725. Who deserves to go home tonight and why?

726. Kennedy Davenport.

727. I would have to say Fame

728. because clearly, the struggle is real.

729. Katya.

730. I would probably say Fame

731. because she's been in the bottom

732. consistently over the past three or so weeks.

733. Ginger Minj.

734. I would have to agree and say Fame.

735. I don't know how much more she has to offer.

736. - Trixie Mattel. - Fame.

737. She dropped the ball on her ugly look

738. and her performance.

739. - Pearl. - I love her, but, you know,

740. I'd probably have to agree

741. just based on not winning a challenge yet.

742. - Violet Chachki. - You know, Trixie got to

743. come back in this competition.

744. and she should be looked at with a magnifying lens,

745. so I just feel like it should be Trixie.

746. All right, Miss Fame, I want to hear from you.

747. all these bitches.

748. Truth be told,

749. there's this part of Pearl that's too cool for

750. season seven, and that frustrates me

751. because I'm fighting to stay,

752. and she knows what I'm talking about.

753. I don't know what she's talking about.

754. I don't think I'm too cool

755. for season seven at all.

756. I'm actually really surprised to hear that from her.

757. Well, my queens, I think we've heard enough.

758. While you untuck backstage,

759. the judges and I will deliberate.

760. Just between us

761. filthy, dirty girls,

762. what do you think?

763. Let's start with Kennedy Davenport.

764. I thought she was hilarious. She had the anger.

765. And I like that she could look like a church lady

766. and go to a rage-filled Divine at the same time.

767. And even though she was doing Dawn Davenport,

768. she was still putting her flavor into it.

769. - Katya. - Katya was certainly

770. ugly drag tonight.

771. Her performance, she took this really kind of

772. nothing role and turned it into something

773. meaty and substantial.

774. She was not afraid to play not glamorous.

775. A lot of drag queens I know,

776. they're afraid to do that.

777. You were looking at me when you said that.

778. All right, moving on.

779. Ginger Minj.

780. She embodied Edith Massey

781. as the egg lady.

782. She really did go balls deep.

783. Trixie Mattel.

784. As Babs, she did a good job.

785. It still wasn't enough

786. compared to what Ginger was doing.

787. Yeah, it's hard to compete with a Ginger Minj.

788. - I've tried. - Ha ha!

789. - Pearl. - There's not a lot

790. that she's giving during her performances

791. that make us remember her.

792. That outfit—not only is it not ugly,

793. it's incredibly flattering for her.

794. So she does not follow directions.

795. Violet Chachki.

796. That was the ugliest dress.

797. Now, she's so posed in it,

798. it was like Lucille Ball when she wore the potato sack.

799. That moment of I'm fabulous

800. I think her performance was about as talented

801. as a colorblind makeup artist.

802. Oh ho ho ho ho!

803. Miss Fame.

804. There's something about Miss Fame that I root for.

805. When she said, you know, those bitches,"

806. I was like, "Okay, I like her."

807. Her ugly dress was not ugly.

808. The performance was ugly.

809. And if I directed her to change something—

810. No. That's all we were getting.

811. She hears, but she doesn't listen.

812. You know who the star of that scene was?

813. - Huh? - The dog!

814. Silence! I made my decision.

815. Bring back my pussy willows.

816. Welcome back, ladies.

817. I've made some... decisions.

818. Kennedy...

819. you're safe.

820. Thank you.

821. Katya.

822. You're safe.

823. Thank you.

824. Ginger Minj.

825. This week, you gave us green... eggs...

826. and hammed it up.

827. Condragulations. You're the winner

828. - of this week's challenge. - Thank you.

829. You've won a hair-raising custom wig wardrobe

830. from Weaven Steven.

831. Oh, my God, I won another challenge.

832. I'm the first bitch this season to win three.

833. Trixie Mattel,

834. you're safe...

835. Huevos ranchero.

836. Thank you.

837. Pearl, your dress was not a sight for sore eyes.

838. And your Divine performance was a little...

839. B.M.

840. Barely Memorable.

841. Violet Chachki,

842. your ugly dress made us happy.

843. But your Divine performance was... kinda crappy.

844. Miss Fame,

845. your ugly dress had too much beauty

846. and your Divine performance was a really doody.

847. Violet Chachki...

848. you're safe.

849. Thank you.

850. Pearl, Miss Fame,

851. I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both

852. up for elimination.

853. That bitch called me out, so I'm gonna send her packin'.

854. Two queens stand before me.

855. Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare

856. a lip sync performance

857. of Really Don't Care

858. By Demi Lovato.

859. Ladies, this is your last chance

860. to impress me and save yourself

861. from elimination.

862. The time has come...

863. to lip sync...

864. for your life!

865. I hate that we had to have this energy,

866. but I have to fight to be here,

867. and I hope and pray that I get to stay.

868. Good luck, ladies.

869. And don't...

870. it up.

871. You wanna play, you wanna stay

872. You wanna have it all

873. You started messing with my head

874. Until I hit a wall

875. Maybe I should have known

876. Maybe I should have known

877. That you would walk, you would walk

878. But even if the stars

879. And moon collide

880. I never want you back

881. Into my life

882. You can take your words and all your lies

883. Oh oh oh

884. I really don't care

885. Even if the stars

886. And moon collide

887. I never want you back

888. Into my life

889. You can take your words and all your lies

890. Oh oh oh

891. I really don't care

892. Now if we meet out on the street

893. I won't be running scared

894. I'll walk right up to you

895. And put one finger in the air

896. Pearl and Fame both said each other should go home,

897. so I'm sure flipping each other off

898. came from a real place.

899. Got your chance, got your chance

900. But even if the stars

901. And moon collide

902. I never want you back

903. Into my life

904. You can take your words and all your lies

905. Oh oh oh

906. I really don't care

907. Oh oh oh

908. I really don't care

909. Ladies,

910. I've made my decision.

911. Pearl...

912. shante, you stay.

913. You may join the other girls.

914. Miss Fame, your 15 minutes with us

915. may be up,

916. but your legend

917. will live forever.

918. Now, sashay away.

919. I love you.

920. The Cosmic Queen departs.

921. I feel sad.

922. This is like a dream come true to be a part of this.

923. I didn't expect it to be so challenging,

924. you know, and it really, really was.

925. With this experience, it opened up things

926. that I never would have expected for myself,

927. and there's no limitation from this point forward.

928. Maybe take a few acting classes.

929. But everything else, I feel like...

930. I feel like I did good.

931. My sickening six,

932. condragulations.

933. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

934. why, darn it, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?

935. Can I get an amen up in here?

936. Amen!

937. - Can I buy a vowel? - Yes.

938. All right, well, then let the music play.

939. Take me up, up up oh

940. Up up up

941. - Up up up - Bye!