1. Previously on
RuPaul's Drag Race...
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2. Come on out, Kitty girl.
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3. - Whoa!
- Are you serious?
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4. God dammit!
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5. Everyone is back.
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6. Each of you will be making over
an eliminated queen
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7. as your conjoined twin.
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8. - Oh.
- Oh, my God.
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9. And the eliminated queen
in the wining pair
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10. will return to the competition!
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11. I know you're both pageant
girls, which is why
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12. this is kind of predictable
for me.
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13. Next to the other queens,
it didn't stack up.
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14. I wish they looked
more like breasts.
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15. Pearl, you are the winner
of this week's challenge.
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16. Trixie Mattel, that means you're
back in the race, girl.
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17. Ginger Minj.
Shante, you stay.
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18. Jaidynn Diore,
sashay away.
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19. Girl, I feel like I've been
through the ringer.
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20. Uh, it's so weird to see
you over there.
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21. I know!
Girl, that was crazy.
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22. Ever since we started
this challenge,
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23. I've not really been in a good
place with it.
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24. I've been in my head.
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25. This was my wakeup call.
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26. Ginger, you're better than this.
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27. You need to make sure
you pull it together.
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28. - Welcome back, Trixie.
- Trixie, oh, my God.
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29. Welcome back, Trixie.
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30. Thank you, guys.
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31. I'm back in the workroom,
and I deserve to be here.
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32. I killed that challenge,
and I'm gonna kill the next one.
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33. Thanks, Pearl,
for helping me get back.
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34. Why did you bring
that tramp back?
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35. I can feel the sisterhood.
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36. Should have been the top six,
but we have a top seven,
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37. thanks to Trixie.
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38. - You better bring your A game.
- It's a war, bitch.
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39. You can smell the resentments
in the room,
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40. just as much as you can smell
Violet's b.o.
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41. I'm pissed off,
to be honest with you
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42. and this is not a read on you
but, like, if I walked out
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43. there with a dress I just picked
off the rack,
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44. they would have clocked me
for not trying hard enough.
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45. I'm not on the same
page as Pearl.
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46. She's been relaxing.
I came here to play, and to win.
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47. All you can do is chill
the out
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48. and just do you.
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49. It's working for me.
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50. The dynamics have changed
since Trixie went home.
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51. Like, some people are falling
to pieces,
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52. some people are rising
to the top.
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53. Some people are cruising
on the Pacific Coastal highway.
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54. I think I swallowed a feather.
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55. The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race
receives a one year supply
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56. of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,
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57. and a cash prize
of $100,000!
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58. Our extra special guest judges
Demi Lovato and John Waters.
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59. Rupaul's drag race
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60. May the best woman,
best woman win
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61. Yay.
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62. Another day.
Another journey.
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63. Today is a new day
with an extra bitch,
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64. but one day you're in,
the next day you're out...
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65. Miss Trixie.
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66. Is anybody excited about
what today might avail?
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67. That's pretty fancy language
for a farm girl.
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68. I learned a few things
in the big city.
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69. Oh!
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70. - You're kidding me.
- Whoa.
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71. She done already
done had herses!
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72. Good morning, Baltimore.
Having female trouble?
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73. Well, don't be a crybaby,
because all you need
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74. to become America's
next drag superstar
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75. is hairspray and polyester.
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76. Oh, and don't forget to hide
your pecker.
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77. I love Steven Spielberg.
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78. Hello, hello, hello.
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79. Hi!
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80. Ladies, y'all went through
it during our little
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81. reunion last week.
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82. So listen, this is a good time
to vent... o-ficially.
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83. Now, in the great tradition
of Paris is Burning,
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84. the library is about
to be open, hey!
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85. Because reading is what?
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86. Fundamental.
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87. That's right, children.
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88. Mm hmm.
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89. First up, Ginger Minj.
The library is open, darling.
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90. Okay.
Trixie Mattel.
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91. Making fun of you is like
shooting clownfish in a barrel.
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92. Unfortunately, that's about as
fishy as you'll ever be.
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93. - Ooh.
- Yes, bitch.
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94. Miss Fame.
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95. I think everything about you
is so original,
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96. except for those lips,
those cheeks and,
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97. oh, everything you present
to the judges on the runway.
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98. - Ooh.
- You bitch!
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99. - Pearl.
- Uh huh.
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100. Now that you've come out
of your shell,
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101. maybe you could use that
as a butt pad?
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102. Ooh.
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103. Violet Chachki, you keep
training those corsets, girl.
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104. Pretty soon, your waste size
will be lower than your IQ.
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105. Miss Fame, you are such
a talented makeup artist.
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106. I have never met anybody
who's able to shove their head
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107. so far up their own ass
without smudging their eyeliner.
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108. Ginger Minj, I disagree
with the judges.
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109. I think you should bring your
black hairspray down further.
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110. Full coverage.
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111. Oooh!
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112. Katya, at this point,
you really should
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113. just make like your headline
and recede.
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114. Ahh!
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115. Trixie Mattel, haute couture?
More like haute glue.
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116. That was good.
That was good.
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117. Is that... Ben Affleck?
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118. Girl, I must be hungry
for the dick
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119. if I think this
thirsty bitch's her.
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120. Katya, now you get to increase
your hooking fee.
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121. Thank you, RuPaul's Drag Race.
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122. Fame, she wasn't funny.
It was like... crickets.
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123. And you like...
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124. Miss Trixie, girl,
I am waiting for you
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125. to change that lip color,
'cause your face looks like
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126. the back of a baboon's ass.
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127. Ooh.
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128. Oh, look, it's a giraffe.
No, it's a horse.
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129. Oh, it's just Miss Violet,
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130. serving her
realness.
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131. Katya, where do you get
your outfits, girl?
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132. American Apparently Not?
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133. Ginger Minj, girl, did you ever
save Carol Anne
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134. from the poltergeist
in the TV?
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135. Violet, I don't believe
the rumors.
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136. I don't believe you took
Sharon Needles' crown.
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137. I don't believe you're taking
this one either.
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138. Oh!
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139. Kennedy Davenport.
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140. You've got your eye
on the prize.
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141. And the other eye
on the crown.
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142. Katya, are you confused?
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143. The saying is, "Young, dumb,
and full of."
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144. - RuPaul...
- Bitch.
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145. The library is closed and Pearl,
the door is over there.
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146. Now, I'm gonna post all of my
favorite reads
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147. The winner of today's
mini challenge is...
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148. Trixie Mattel!
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149. I'm back.
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150. Trixie Mattel has way more
up her sleeve.
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151. You've won a $500 gift card
from SequinQueen.
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152. Thank God.
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153. Now, ladies.
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154. This week, we are paying tribute
to the Sultan of Sleaze,
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155. the Baron of Bad Taste,
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156. the legendary director
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157. John Waters.
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158. Awesome.
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159. From his early cult classics
like Pink Flamingos
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160. to his mega hit Hairspray,
John worked with one
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161. of my idols—the late,
great Divine.
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162. And when these two worked
together, they made magic.
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163. Take a look.
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164. I am Divine!
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165. Yeah!
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166. Now, I hope you take some divine
inspiration from that
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167. because for this week's
maxi challenge,
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168. you'll be screen testing
for parts in a new rouse-ical
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169. based on some of John Waters'
most iconic scenes.
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170. So I'm gonna give you
a quick moment
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171. to break into three teams.
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172. Go ahead.
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173. Pearl, me, and Violet—we all
looked at each other
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174. and we're all, ehh.
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175. We didn't choose to be
in a group together.
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176. We were the remnants left
after the other girls
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177. grabbed each other.
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178. None of us excel in these kind
of challenges.
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179. Ladies, we're providing wigs
from Weaven Steven.
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180. You know, to help get you
into character.
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181. Gentlemen, start your engines,
and may the best woman win.
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182. Our scene is called
Cha Cha Heels,
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183. and it's based on the movie
Female Trouble.
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184. Can I be Dawn?
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185. Immediately, I want to be
Dawn Davenport,
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186. because it's a bigger part,
and I see opportunities
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187. to just go over the top.
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188. No.
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189. But the—aren't they
all singing?
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190. Well,
Dawn is the most singing.
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191. So we start listening
to the music,
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192. and she start hearing
those notes that Dawn
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193. was singing—
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194. They don't look like
cha-cha heels
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195. Oh, no, honey!
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196. Where's my
Christmas delivery
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197. Lord, help us all.
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198. Ginger, you're playing it
a little too sweet.
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199. Sweet?
Bitch, have you met me?
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200. Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs
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201. Our challenge this week
is musical adaptations
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203. - What the hell are these?
- Your new shoes.
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204. John waters has a filthy,
twisted, delinquent
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205. sense of humor.
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206. That dog over there
just took a poo.
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207. He's my hero.
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208. It's time for me
to play with
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209. No don't you
touch that
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210. Yeah come
and touch that
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211. Our team gets assigned "Poo,"
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212. which is inspired by
a John Waters film
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213. called Pink Flamingos.
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214. I'm playing middle Divine,
Fame gets to play bad Divine,
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good Divine.
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216. Don't play with doo-doo
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217. No don't play with poo
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218. I'm trying to understand
your character,
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219. because you're playing
an angel, but you're playing
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220. the devilish angel.
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221. Huh?
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222. Because you're hovering
on her shoulder
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223. and then coming like this—
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224. There's one part
where I do that,
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225. - and that's it.
- Right.
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226. Whatever, let's just
run through it.
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227. Let's not—that's, like,
a minor detail.
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228. All right.
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229. Every night at dinner
when dinner would begin
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230. - Our mom would say—
- Sorry.
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231. Know why
I stopped there?
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232. Because I feel like
our voices sound the same.
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233. It sounds like we're doing
the same voice impersonation.
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234. Why don't you just be
lower and grumblier
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236. That's not funny.
Deeper is not funny.
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237. Oh, my God.
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238. - Hello, hello, hello.
- Hi, Ru!
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239. Hi.
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240. - Hey, ladies.
- both: Hi.
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who's playing the mother?
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242. Divine, mother.
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243. Okay, now, Kennedy
you're a singer.
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244. - Yes.
- Do you sing?
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245. - No.
- And it was so funny
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246. 'cause she was like,
"Can I be Dawn?"
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247. And Mama start
hitting them notes.
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248. - She said—
- Yeah, we gotta switch.
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249. Now last week, you were
criticized for bringing too much
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250. pageantry to the competition,
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251. so if there is ever a challenge
that could force you
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252. out of your comfort zone,
this is the one.
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253. This is another opportunity
for me to display
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254. a different side of me, so
there's no pageant here, baby.
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255. - Hi Ginger, hi, Trixie.
- Hi.
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256. Hi, Ru.
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257. Are you all familiar
with Divine's work?
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258. Mm hmm.
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259. When I was younger, I convinced
my grandmother
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260. that Pink Flamingos
was a children's movie.
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261. And I wanted nothing more
than to be Divine.
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262. That was a changing point
in my life.
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263. Yeah, well, she was the first
drag superstar.
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264. Now, I know that you sing.
Do you sing?
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265. I sing.
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266. So this is gonna be
a breeze for you guys.
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267. No, we're gonna top our own
expectations of ourselves.
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268. Neither of us have ever
topped anything before, so...
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269. - Well, can't wait to see it.
- Me either.
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270. All right, ladies, gather round.
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271. In moments, you'll be screen
testing with the help
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272. of Michelle Visage and composer
Lucian Piane.
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273. - Aww.
- Yay.
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274. And tomorrow on the main stage,
the category is
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275. ugliest dress ever.
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276. Yeees!
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277. So good luck and by all means,
it up.
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278. - Yeeeeees!
- All right.
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279. - Hi.
- Hi.
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280. Hi Kennedy, hi Katya.
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281. - Hey.
- Hi.
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282. So it's our turn to shoot
our screen test,
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283. and we look ridiculous,
which always helps.
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284. I'd ready to tear
the house down.
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285. This is all about having as much
fun and going
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286. as crazy as you can.
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287. Our Lady J is going to lead you,
so let's begin.
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288. - Okay.
- And, action!
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289. A five, six, seven, eight.
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290. I told you what I wanted,
and you got these
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291. Good girls don't wear
cha cha heels
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292. But it's Christmas
please, Dawn
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293. Cut.
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294. Katya, I love how you're getting
all down, so keep that up.
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295. Take two, ladies.
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296. Get off me,
you ugly witch
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297. I want my Christmas
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298. Cut, cut.
Cut, cut, cut.
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299. Try it again.
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300. What the hell are these?
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301. Your news shoes
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302. Cut.
Cut.
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303. Where's my
Christmas delivery
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304. Why are you so scared right now?
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305. I'm not scared it's just
the—the live keyboard
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306. kinda throwing me off.
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307. Ain't no half-stepping
this time, y'all.
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308. Let's see if we can finish
it in one take.
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309. We'll be taking the tree down
this time.
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310. Action.
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311. All I said I wanted
was my cha cha heels
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312. Cha cha cha cha cha
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313. She didn't throw the thing down!
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314. She's supposed to drop
this Christmas tree on me
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315. as the big, final gag
and then...
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316. she forgets.
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317. Hi Ginger Minj
and Trixie Mattel.
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318. Hi.
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319. Being back, I need to be
flawless.
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320. I need to show the judges
that they made a mistake
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321. when they cut me
the first time.
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322. All right, action.
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323. Every day I hear her
scream and shout
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324. Always yelling
for her daily feeding
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325. Every night I only
dream for—
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326. Cut.
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327. You both can carry the tune,
so that's awesome,
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328. but what I'm not getting
is these characters.
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329. Uh, Ginger, you're playing it
a little too sweet.
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330. Sweet?
Bitch, have you met me?
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331. Eggs, eggs, eggs,
all I want is eggs
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332. Eggs eggs eggs
eggs eggs eggs
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334. Eggs eggs eggs eggs
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335. Cut.
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336. I think we need a little bit
more from Babs.
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337. This is a John Waters film!
Bigger!
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338. Right now, it's getting lost.
It's falling flat.
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339. They want Trixie
to be over the top.
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340. Take that criticism
and apply it as much
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341. as you apply glitter
to your eyelid, girl.
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342. Violet Chachki, Miss Fame,
and Pearl.
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343. Aren't you ladies divine?
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344. Now it's our turn and we're
doing the song Poo.
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345. I know you're proud
of this face, girl.
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346. Drink her in.
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347. It's so much more
than just a look.
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348. This is probably
the most iconic
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349. John Waters scene of all.
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350. Give it all you got.
And, action!
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351. Do play with doo-doo
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352. Oh do play with poo
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353. - Well, maybe just a sample.
- Cut.
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354. Miss Fame, I feel like if she's
really trying
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she would start maybe even
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and then get bigger.
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358. Do play with doo-doo
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359. Oh, do play with poo
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360. Maybe just a sample.
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361. All right.
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362. Mama says I shouldn't,
Daddy says I wouldn't
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363. Okay, cut.
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364. Pearl, we need a little more
energy from you.
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365. - Even right now.
- Oh, imagine that.
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366. - I just need to hear you.
- Okay.
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367. But I think the—the biggest
problem for me
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368. was it sort of feels like you're
in three different things.
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369. Just remember you're
interacting.
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370. There's a scene going on here.
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371. Right now, it's like
three individuals.
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372. What should I do do
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373. It's time for me
to play with
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374. Don't, don't you play with
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375. Yeah, come on
and touch that poo
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376. Touch that poo
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377. me, dude.
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378. Sorry, I knew my lines.
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379. It was hard to just jump in
with my lines
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380. when the bitch before me
didn't say her lines.
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381. All right, let's see what John
Waters thinks of these tomorrow.
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382. I didn't even understand
you were supposed to be Divine.
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383. The struggle is real.
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384. Yay.
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385. Ugliest dress,
it's finally my week.
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386. This week's runway look
is the ugliest dress ever.
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387. How did you choose
your ugliest dress?
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388. I mean, did you just go—
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389. and pull it off the rack?
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390. Are you feeling good about it?
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391. You know, I'm feeling
really good.
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392. You shouldn't trust
that feeling.
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393. I already lip synced once,
like, give me a break.
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394. I don't want to do it again.
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395. I'm a little worried because
in the past
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396. when someone gets brought back,
they immediately go home.
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397. And I am not ready to go home.
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398. She's going real soft today.
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399. I like how you block out
your hairline to put
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400. dark brown over the top of—
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401. - It gets rid of the texture.
- Oh.
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402. Do I talk to you about how you
do your makeup?
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403. No, but you should be.
Ooh.
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404. - You're an idiot.
- Bitch, you're very blessed.
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405. Your talents have taken you far,
and I'm struggling.
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406. It's okay, your insecurities
can take you there.
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407. And your lack of will to be here
has really gotten you far.
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408. When it comes to Fame,
anyone could read her
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409. and she's like oh,
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410. Like, totally joins in,
it's cute.
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411. But, like, the second I would,
I always felt, like,
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412. some weird underlying tension.
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413. I don't know.
She's, like, odd.
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414. What's been your big struggle
with drag?
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415. Well, my whole career has been
a struggle.
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416. It's my primary source of
income.
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417. The bookings are very scarce.
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418. Drag, it barely paid the bills.
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419. - I have no retirement.
- Oh, girl.
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420. I—like, I have nothing.
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421. It's just been, you know,
a lot of sacrifices
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422. being made because you wanted
to pursue your dream
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423. as a—as an entertainer.
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424. A full time job as
a female impersonator
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when you have bills to pay.
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426. But I stuck with drag because
entertaining is my life,
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428. It's the life of a working
artist.
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429. It's like, it's hard, but it's
satisfying and it's exciting.
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430. I cannot get over the fact that
John Waters is gonna be here.
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431. Him and Devine are such
legends, it's like...
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432. - it's crazy.
- I remember when I started
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I started seeing those movies,
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it was okay
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as I wanted to be.
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436. I always liked to be
shocking and funny
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438. - We know.
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439. Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk
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440. Head to toe,
let your whole body talk
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441. And what?
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442. Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.
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443. Our very own motor mouth
Maybelle,
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445. I can see all your female
troubles from here.
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446. And the reigning
Miss Baltimore Crabs,
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447. - Carson Cressley!
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448. Are you a fan of Polyester?
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449. I love the movie.
Hate the fabric.
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450. And pop goddess Demi Lovato!
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451. You're finally here.
We're so excited.
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452. It's an honor, and I've wanted
to do this for so long.
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453. Does this dress
make my ass look fat?
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454. Yes. But the ass on the front
is even better.
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455. And the man of the hour,
legendary filmmaker
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456. and author John Waters!
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457. - Welcome.
- Well, thank you,
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It's obvious which category
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459. you fit into—
the best.
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460. I prefer the scattergory
category.
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our queens to sing out
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John Waters screen tests.
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they're trashing the runway
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start your engines,
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467. and may the filthiest woman
win!
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468. Now, sissy that walk
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Newark LaGuardia Kennedy.
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470. It's Rose Kennedy Davenport.
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471. - Yes, honey.
- At the church,
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472. Sister Beulah Mae
hits the runway.
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473. I had a little accident
in the back.
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474. I didn't know that.
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475. She's picking her seat now.
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476. Ooh, Katya!
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thing to waste.
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478. Crochet, you stay.
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a meth lab explosion
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481. and then she was cast in a porno
musical of Raggedy Anne—
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482. that is what I am giving you.
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483. Yeah, she's not a hooker.
She's a McCall's girl.
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484. - Yes.
- Knitter, please!
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485. Oh... my God.
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487. Oh, Michelle's favorite color!
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488. - Yay!
- It's a Tracy Turnblad look.
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atrocious frocks
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upon my little body.
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491. That's about as lime green
as Katy Perry's hair.
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- Yes!
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493. - Don't do that color, Demi.
- Never.
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495. - It's Molly Ringworm.
- Baby Jane as a young girl.
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School Reunion.
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the kind of thing
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and be mortified
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It's so wrong.
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the bridesmaid dress again.
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504. Very Toddlers & Tequilas.
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505. It's like the Japanese girls
that do that look?
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506. Tonight I am giving you
cutesy, googly-eyed glam.
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507. I've got my Kawaii on you.
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508. Jeepers, creepers, where'd
you get those peepers?
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510. Come through, Mama!
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511. She looks a little like
Connie Marble.
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513. but I'm modeling it like you're
gonna want to buy it.
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514. It's not like the pride flag.
It's like the shame flag.
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515. - Yes.
- It is.
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516. Her clown posse's on fire.
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her eatin' dress.
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518. - You know what,
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519. if it ain't brocade,
don't fix it.
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520. I'm serving my ugly dress.
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big triangle of fluff.
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522. See, now, that's how Miss Fame
pops a tent.
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523. Just sissy that walk
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524. - Coming up...
- It's all really ugly.
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Those colors...
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527. Welcome, ladies.
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screen tests.
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530. First up,
Kennedy Davenport
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in Cha Cha Heels.
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532. Come here, Dawn!
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533. Santa brought presents.
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534. Jesus, I'm comin'!
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535. Please, Dawn,
let's not fight.
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no Christmas carols.
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538. Where's your Christmas
spirit, Dawn?
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539. I better be gettin'
Cha Cha heels.
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are these?
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541. Your new shoes
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542. But they don't look
like cha cha heels
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543. I told you what
I wanted
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544. And you got these!
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545. Good girls
don't wear cha cha heels
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546. But I don't care
what the good girls wear
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547. It really don't matter
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548. - to me
- Please, Dawn, it's Christmas!
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549. Get off me,
you ugly witch
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550. I want my Christmas
delivery
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551. All I ever wanted
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552. All I ever
wanted
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553. All I ever wanted
was my cha cha heels
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554. - Dawn—
- All I said I wanted
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555. All I said I wanted
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556. All I said I wanted
was my cha cha heels
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557. But it's Christmas!
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558. - Please, Dawn!
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559. But it's Christmas
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560. - Please, Dawn!
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561. I want my cha cha,
cha cha
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562. Cha cha
cha-cha-cha-cha
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563. Cha cha
cha-cha-cha
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564. Ugh!
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565. Next, Ginger Minj
and Trixie Mattel
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566. in Eggs.
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567. Your country breakfast
is ready.
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568. Babs, I'm so hungry!
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569. Please come here.
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570. I'm comin', Mama!
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571. In the morning
when the sun comes out
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572. I get hungry
like I've never eaten
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573. Every day, I hear
her scream and shout
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574. Always yelling
for her daily feedin'
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575. All night long
I only dream for
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576. At 10:30
I hear her scream for
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577. Eggs eggs eggs
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578. All I want is eggs
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579. Eggs eggs eggs,
all I want is eggs
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580. Eggs eggs eggs,
eggs eggs eggs
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- Eggs eggs eggs
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582. - Eggs eggs
- It's another dozen eggs
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over-easy?
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587. Since the sun is shining
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588. Has the Egg Man
come to us today?
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590. If you stop your whinin'
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591. Oh, I love him so
for bringing
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592. What I dream for
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593. Here's another dozen
right at the screen door
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594. Eggs eggs eggs,
all I want is eggs
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595. Eggs eggs eggs,
all I want is eggs
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596. Eggs eggs eggs,
eggs eggs eggs
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- All I want is
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598. Eggs eggs eggs,
eggs eggs eggs
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599. All I want is eggs,
eggs eggs
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600. Deeply,
deeply disturbing.
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601. Next, Pearl, Violet Chachki,
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602. and Miss Fame in Poo.
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603. Oh, look!
That dog over there
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604. is taking a poo!
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605. Mama says I shouldn't,
my daddy says I wouldn't
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606. Do you really care
what they say?
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607. Should I get on the ground
and get all filthy?
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608. Not where all the puppies
play
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609. Maybe you're right.
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610. Let's try something
cleaner.
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611. That dog looks like a wiener!
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have bad taste
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614. When dinner should begin
our mom said
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615. "Don't let
any go to waste"
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616. And she also says...
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617. Don't play with
doo-doo
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618. Oh, don't play with
poo
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619. Don't listen to her!
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620. Don't play with
doo-doo
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621. Or I'm gonna beat you
black and blue
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622. Oh, hell, no.
Do play with doo-doo
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623. Oh, do play with
poo
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624. Maybe just a sample.
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625. Do play with doo-doo
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626. Baby, let your filthy
girl shine through
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627. It's still warm!
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628. Don't touch
that doo-doo
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629. Oh, do touch
that poo
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630. What should I do do?
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631. It's time for me
to play with
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632. No, don't you
play with
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633. Yeah, come on
and touch that
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634. Oh, I've gotta touch it
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635. Wow, she's gotta touch
that poo
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636. Cut!
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637. Ohh... I'm so glad
that's over.
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638. I'm starving.
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around here to eat?
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640. Absolutely filthy.
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641. All right,
my divine dolls,
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critiques.
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643. - Coming up...
- Trixie got to come back
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644. in this competition,
and she should be looked at
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645. with a magnifying lens.
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646. It should be Trixie.
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647. All right,
my divine dolls,
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649. Let's start with
Kennedy Davenport.
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650. Your runway look—
I don't think
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651. it's quite ugly enough.
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652. It's kind of
old lady chic.
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653. As Dawn Davenport,
you lived up to your name,
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654. Kennedy Davenport,
perfectly.
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655. The rage was there.
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656. It was very much
a tribute to me,
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657. - and I was very flattered.
- Thank you.
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658. It's an honor.
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659. You know, Kennedy,
it wasn't until just now
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660. I realized that you were
playing Dawn Davenport,
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661. and you are
Kennedy Davenport.
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662. Welcome.
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663. Next up, Katya.
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664. You went beyond playing
the straight mother
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665. and added a new layer
of filth.
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666. You did a beautiful
obscenity there,
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667. so I wanted to congratulate
you on that.
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668. As for this outfit—
ugh, those colors.
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669. They just... give me life.
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670. It's all really ugly.
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671. - Well done.
- But, um, I think
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672. the hippest girl in Brooklyn
would love that dress
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673. and wear it today.
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674. All right, next up,
Ginger Minj.
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675. Tonight, the color
is horrendous.
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676. Your performance as Edie
was a masterpiece.
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677. There was moments when
it looked exactly like her.
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678. She had a loveliness about her,
and you played that.
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679. Thank you.
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680. Trixie Mattel.
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681. To me,
it's not terribly ugly.
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682. There's leopard print
in there, so I'm like—bing!
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685. It's from the Gunny Sacks
catalogue, 1986.
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686. You know, really,
in this scene in the movie,
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687. Divine isn't angry,
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688. so I thought that there
was a moment of pathos,
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689. and you did that well.
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690. - Thank you.
- But I do feel like Ginger
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691. outshined you a little bit.
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692. Next up, Pearl.
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693. Your dress is the least
ugliest out of everyone's.
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694. I'm not gonna lie.
I feel cute.
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695. With your performance,
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A bit hesitant.
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697. We're kind of getting
down to the wire here.
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698. - Yeah.
- So you need to go forth
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699. - at this point.
- Yes.
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the good Divine.
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703. On your runway look,
more than anybody on this stage,
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because you're giving us ugly.
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707. Out of the group,
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709. But I didn't quite
understand the padding.
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710. I felt like if you were
gonna go full Divine with it,
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seem to me
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714. like you really had your
confidence with the material.
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716. Miss Fame,
you need ugly lessons.
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717. Because that dress, to me,
is incredibly elegant.
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wasn't my favorite.
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719. It was put on so much.
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"Look at me, I'm bad! Rrr!"
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722. All right, ladies,
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725. Who deserves to go home
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727. I would have to say Fame
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728. because clearly,
the struggle is real.
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730. I would probably say Fame
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in the bottom
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732. consistently over the past
three or so weeks.
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734. I would have to agree
and say Fame.
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735. I don't know how much more
she has to offer.
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- Fame.
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737. She dropped the ball
on her ugly look
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738. and her performance.
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- I love her, but, you know,
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have to agree
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741. just based on not
winning a challenge yet.
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742. - Violet Chachki.
- You know, Trixie got to
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744. and she should be looked at
with a magnifying lens,
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745. so I just feel like
it should be Trixie.
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746. All right, Miss Fame,
I want to hear from you.
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747. all these bitches.
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748. Truth be told,
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749. there's this part of Pearl
that's too cool for
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and that frustrates me
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751. because I'm fighting to stay,
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752. and she knows
what I'm talking about.
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753. I don't know what
she's talking about.
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I'm too cool
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759. the judges and I will
deliberate.
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760. Just between us
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761. filthy, dirty girls,
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762. what do you think?
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Kennedy Davenport.
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764. I thought she was hilarious.
She had the anger.
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765. And I like that she could
look like a church lady
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766. and go to a rage-filled
Divine at the same time.
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767. And even though she was
doing Dawn Davenport,
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768. she was still putting
her flavor into it.
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- Katya was certainly
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770. ugly drag tonight.
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771. Her performance,
she took this really kind of
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and turned it into something
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774. She was not afraid
to play not glamorous.
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I know,
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to do that.
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777. You were looking at me
when you said that.
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778. All right, moving on.
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780. She embodied Edith Massey
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781. as the egg lady.
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782. She really did go
balls deep.
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784. As Babs,
she did a good job.
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785. It still wasn't enough
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786. compared to what
Ginger was doing.
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787. Yeah, it's hard to compete
with a Ginger Minj.
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788. - I've tried.
- Ha ha!
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- There's not a lot
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790. that she's giving
during her performances
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792. That outfit—not only
is it not ugly,
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for her.
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794. So she does not
follow directions.
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795. Violet Chachki.
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796. That was the ugliest dress.
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797. Now, she's so posed in it,
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798. it was like Lucille Ball
when she wore the potato sack.
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was about as talented
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makeup artist.
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804. There's something about
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those bitches,"
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806. I was like,
"Okay, I like her."
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807. Her ugly dress was not ugly.
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was ugly.
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to change something—
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810. No. That's all
we were getting.
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but she doesn't listen.
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of that scene was?
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813. - Huh?
- The dog!
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814. Silence!
I made my decision.
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pussy willows.
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816. Welcome back, ladies.
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817. I've made some...
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818. Kennedy...
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819. you're safe.
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820. Thank you.
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822. You're safe.
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825. This week,
you gave us green... eggs...
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827. Condragulations.
You're the winner
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828. - of this week's challenge.
- Thank you.
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829. You've won a hair-raising
custom wig wardrobe
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831. Oh, my God,
I won another challenge.
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832. I'm the first bitch
this season to win three.
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834. you're safe...
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837. Pearl, your dress was not
a sight for sore eyes.
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838. And your Divine performance
was a little...
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841. Violet Chachki,
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842. your ugly dress
made us happy.
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was... kinda crappy.
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845. your ugly dress
had too much beauty
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was a really doody.
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851. I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are both
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852. up for elimination.
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853. That bitch called me out,
so I'm gonna send her packin'.
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854. Two queens stand before me.
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855. Prior to tonight,
you were asked to prepare
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856. a lip sync performance
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857. of Really Don't Care
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858. By Demi Lovato.
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859. Ladies, this is your
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862. The time has come...
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864. for your life!
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865. I hate that we had to have
this energy,
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866. but I have to fight
to be here,
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867. and I hope and pray
that I get to stay.
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869. And don't...
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870. it up.
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871. You wanna play,
you wanna stay
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872. You wanna have it all
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873. You started messing
with my head
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874. Until I hit a wall
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875. Maybe I should have known
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876. Maybe
I should have known
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877. That you would walk,
you would walk
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878. But even if the stars
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879. And moon collide
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880. I never want you back
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881. Into my life
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882. You can take your words
and all your lies
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883. Oh oh oh
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884. I really don't care
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885. Even if the stars
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886. And moon collide
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887. I never want you back
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888. Into my life
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889. You can take your words
and all your lies
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890. Oh oh oh
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891. I really don't care
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892. Now if we meet out
on the street
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893. I won't be running scared
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894. I'll walk right up to you
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895. And put one finger
in the air
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896. Pearl and Fame both
said each other should go home,
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897. so I'm sure flipping
each other off
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898. came from a real place.
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899. Got your chance,
got your chance
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900. But even if the stars
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901. And moon collide
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902. I never want you back
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903. Into my life
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904. You can take your words
and all your lies
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905. Oh oh oh
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906. I really don't care
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907. Oh oh oh
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908. I really don't care
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909. Ladies,
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910. I've made my decision.
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911. Pearl...
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912. shante, you stay.
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913. You may join the other girls.
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914. Miss Fame,
your 15 minutes with us
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915. may be up,
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916. but your legend
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917. will live forever.
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918. Now, sashay away.
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919. I love you.
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920. The Cosmic Queen departs.
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921. I feel sad.
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922. This is like a dream come true
to be a part of this.
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923. I didn't expect it
to be so challenging,
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924. you know,
and it really, really was.
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925. With this experience,
it opened up things
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926. that I never would have
expected for myself,
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927. and there's no limitation
from this point forward.
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928. Maybe take a few
acting classes.
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929. But everything else,
I feel like...
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930. I feel like I did good.
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931. My sickening six,
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932. condragulations.
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933. And remember,
if you can't love yourself,
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934. why, darn it, how the hell
you gonna love somebody else?
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935. Can I get an amen
up in here?
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936. Amen!
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937. - Can I buy a vowel?
- Yes.
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938. All right, well, then let
the music play.
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939. Take me up,
up up oh
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940. Up up up
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941. - Up up up
- Bye!
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