RuPaul's Drag Race 7x8

1. Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race...

2. This week's maxi challenge:

3. Snatch Game!

4. Whoo

5. Ahh

6. Wrong note, sugar.

7. Shut up!

8. I said, "Haunted house."

9. You have the look down 100%.

10. What was missing was everything else.

11. Don't come as Chaka's little sister.

12. That's all she has to say about that.

13. Kennedy Davenport,

14. Ginger Minj,

15. first tie in Snatch Game herstory.

16. Jaidynn Diore Fierce,

17. Shante, you stay.

18. Max, Sashay away.

19. Whew. Oh, my God.

20. Ooh, child.

21. "Love you, darlings."

22. My Max is gone. I'm so sad.

23. - It's getting real now, girl. - It's so getting real.

24. Can we please talk about what RuPaul said at the end

25. about somebody coming back?

26. I fear I've let one of the eliminated queens go home...

27. too soon.

28. I want Jasmine to come back.

29. I do not want Jasmine to come back.

30. She's been gone for too long to come back now.

31. What about Kandy Ho?

32. She can't lip-synch full-time.

33. How can I say this delicately?

34. I don't want anybody else to come back.

35. Nobody wants another bitch to come back.

36. Nice to know you. You're beautiful.

37. Stay home.

38. RuPaul's Drag Race

39. The winner of RuPaul's Drag Racereceives

40. a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills

41. cosmetics and a cash prize of $100,000.

42. With True Blood'sNelsan Ellis

43. and LeAnn Rimes.

44. RuPaul's Drag Race

45. May the best woman

46. Best woman win

47. Come on, girl.

48. Good morn-ting.

49. And then there were seven—

50. I mean eight.

51. Can we just say that, like,

52. we'll all band together and go on strike?

53. Yes, baby.

54. We shall not

55. We shall not do drag

56. Ooh, girl.

57. She done already done had hers.

58. Be careful, my pretties.

59. What goes around, comes around.

60. And that bitch that you threw under the bus

61. just might be the one driving the Greyhound

62. next time your ass needs a ride.

63. Damn!

64. Hello, hello, hello!

65. Are you decent?

66. - Yes. - Yes.

67. 'Cause we've got company.

68. Here we go.

69. Come on out, company.

70. Latrice!

71. It's like seeing Sharon Stone,

72. except, you know...

73. fat and black.

74. Ladies, let's face it.

75. Competing on RuPaul's Drag Race

76. is a lot like serving time in a women's prison.

77. So for today's mini challenge,

78. you need to prove that Orange is the New Drag.

79. Oh, pit crew!

80. How sexy.

81. Hey, Latrice, would you like to inspect

82. the pit crew's underwears?

83. Get those nuts away from my face.

84. All right, kitty girls,

85. you need to drag up these prison uniforms

86. using supplies from the commissary...

87. plus any contraband that you smuggled in.

88. You have 20 minutes.

89. Ready, set...

90. Attica!

91. Welcome to Tuckahoe Prison for Ladies.

92. Drag queen walking.

93. You angry, ain't you? Just mad.

94. I never expected to be in jail.

95. You didn't think, looking the way you look,

96. you didn't think that was a crime?

97. Do the time; don't let the time do you.

98. Don't drop the soap.

99. All right, time's up, ladies.

100. It's time for the Tuckahoe Prison fashion show.

101. First up, Ginger Minj.

102. But the other prisoners call her Wide Receiver.

103. - I know that's right. - She's in here for five years

104. for burning bush.

105. Her dream conjugal visit would be from the NBA—

106. the whole NBA.

107. Kennedy Davenport,

108. AKA Ho 'N' Good Stuff.

109. She's working that side ponytail, ain't she?

110. Sure is.

111. Well, her prison job is washing tray underwear

112. and cooking ramen noodles.

113. Ooh, look at them ashy knees.

114. Next up is Pearl,

115. AKA Lil' Bitch.

116. I wonder who Big Bitch is.

117. - That would be me. - Lucky you.

118. Her prison job is nail tech.

119. Actually, she did my nails.

120. - Does she do toes too? - She do toes too.

121. Miss Fame, AKA Bam-Bam,

122. AKA Sad Eyes, AKA Pinky.

123. She got a lot of AKAs.

124. You could just call her Sad Pink Eyes for short.

125. Yeah.

126. She smuggle weave bond

127. inside a cake.

128. She do weaves? Yes, girl, no good weave

129. goes unpunished.

130. Katya, AKA Olga.

131. Now, her favorite prison activity is having gingivitis.

132. That explains that smell.

133. Dental damn, girl.

134. She's in here for 30 years for smuggling geese

135. out of the Ukraine.

136. Violet Chachki: AKA Princess.

137. That's a bad bitch.

138. Her prison job is crack dealer.

139. I know what kind of crack she's serving.

140. Hey.

141. Jaidynn Diore Fierce,

142. AKA Slutisha.

143. She's serving 20 years

144. for sellin' something for sale.

145. Uh-huh, I know what that means.

146. She's on Cell Block XXX.

147. Ooh.

148. Ooh-wee.

149. Oh, damn, girl.

150. Yes, Beyoncé.

151. Yes, mami.

152. Nice job, ladies.

153. Now, we'll be posting all of your mug shots

154. But the winner of today's mini challenge is...

155. Kennedy Davenport!

156. Oh, my God.

157. Boom.

158. I look good in orange, don't I?

159. Well, thank you, Officer Latrice Royale.

160. - Bye, Latrice. - Bye, girl.

161. Now, as I promised last week,

162. one of the eliminated queens

163. is returning to the competition.

164. Do you want to know who?

165. - No. - No!

166. All right, you ready?

167. Come on out, kitty girl.

168. Oh, my God.

169. Oh, my God.

170. - Hi, Trixie. - Hi, looks like I'm gonna

171. trade some girl some soap for some new makeup, girl.

172. But wait a minute. Wait a minute.

173. Oh, my God.

174. Tempest?

175. Tempest DuJour.

176. Hi, Ru.

177. Why, you old geezer.

178. Now, I've got this sneaking feeling that...

179. Ugh...

180. - Oh, my God. - It ain't over.

181. Are you serious?

182. - What? - Oh, my God!

183. Lo and behold...

184. Hey, bitches!

185. That's when all the bitches

186. start coming through the door.

187. Oh, my God.

188. God damn it.

189. Everyone is back...

190. all 14 of us.

191. Coming up...

192. Didn't we get rid of these girls?

193. Why is they back?

194. Which one gets to stay?

195. Well, that's up to you.

196. Oh, my gosh.

197. The whole gang's back together again.

198. Didn't we get rid of these girls?

199. Why is they back?

200. I'm a little bit con-fursed.

201. That's right.

202. I invited back all of the eliminated queens.

203. Which one gets to stay?

204. Well, that's up to you.

205. For this week's maxi challenge,

206. each of you will be paired

207. with an eliminated queen.

208. And you'll be in charge of

209. making her over as your twin—

210. as your... conjoined twin.

211. - Oh, my God. - Oh... my...

212. Real makeover.

213. Think of it as two queens

214. sharing the same charisma,

215. uniqueness, nerve, and talent,

216. because the eliminated queen

217. in the winning pair will return

218. to the competition!

219. Kennedy Davenport, since you won the mini challenge,

220. you get to pick your twin.

221. And then you get to pair everybody else up.

222. Oh, bitch.

223. Damn.

224. All right, Kennedy, who's going to be your twin?

225. Jasmine.

226. Why he got to be black?

227. All right, Kennedy, who do you choose for Ginger?

228. Sasha.

229. Hey, girl.

230. Kennedy, who do you choose for Pearl?

231. Trixie.

232. Yay.

233. Who do you choose for Miss Fame?

234. Kandy.

235. All right, Kennedy, for Katya?

236. Kasha.

237. There, darling.

238. Who do you choose for Violet Chachki?

239. Max.

240. Now, the suspense is killing me.

241. Who did you pick for Jaidynn?

242. Tempest.

243. Kennedy knows exactly what she's doing.

244. I could see the cogs turning.

245. There's nothing physically alike about the two of us.

246. And I'm not doing blackface.

247. Gentlemens, start your engines.

248. And may the best women win!

249. All right, I'm glad you're back.

250. If anybody had to come back and be my partner,

251. I'm glad it's you.

252. That's a lie.

253. I'm not happy to see any of these bitches walk back in,

254. 'cause I have fought too hard for my spot here to have

255. somebody go take a month-long vacation

256. to come back and join the race.

257. So what are we're gonna do, girl?

258. It seems like everybody else is is gonna be, like,

259. joined at the hip or joined at the head

260. or something.

261. We got to do something that stands out.

262. Okay, okay, we can do this.

263. We can make it work.

264. What if we connect at the boob?

265. Like, just share one big boob.

266. Yeah. No, I like it.

267. Yes, we need to be funny,

268. but, you know, it's a design challenge,

269. so we actually have to look good too.

270. Sasha Belle don't sew.

271. I don't sew.

272. Sol don't know what the hell we're gonna do

273. to make this sewing challenge work.

274. We should do something gorgeous but gross,

275. just like my drag.

276. It's, like, pretty but nasty at the same time.

277. - Yeah. - We can be, like,

278. - beauty queens. - Like beauty pageant?

279. Like we're competing in a beauty pageant?

280. Like, little kids, though.

281. Yes, absolutely.

282. There's so much to do.

283. I'm so stressed out.

284. But if I'm gonna be doing all of this,

285. I'm really happy it's for Trixie.

286. We can give you acne, and I'll have, like, perfect skin.

287. Yeah, okay.

288. Hello, hello, hello!

289. Welcome to RuPaul's Drag Race:

290. Reunited.

291. Violet and Max.

292. - Hello, darling. - Hi, Ru.

293. Max, you have a chance to get back into the game,

294. so the stakes are very high.

295. Yes, ma'am.

296. So what is your strategy to win?

297. I just think, you know, taking Max's style and, like,

298. really amping it up,

299. and turn it a little tchotchke, gaudy, tacky.

300. So you're in the driver's seat.

301. - Yes, ma'am. - Right, because, well,

302. you're still in the competition,

303. so you're calling the shots.

304. Where will you be conjoined?

305. Our strengths are corsetry.

306. We're gonna completely hourglass together.

307. Girl, please, we don't need to see how small you can make

308. your waist with this damn corset every challenge.

309. Get back to work.

310. IJS.

311. I'm just saying.

312. Miss Fame, Kandy Ho.

313. Hi.

314. Now, you're kind of an unlikely pairing.

315. Did you all connect before you left?

316. We never got a chance to connect at all.

317. But I feel like I wish I had a bit of Kandy,

318. because she's fearless, and I'm full of fear.

319. - Hmm. - So there's a part of

320. the energy she exudes on stage I need to have in my life

321. to be better.

322. And after talking with her now, I said,

323. "I wish I would have had the chance to get to know

324. "more about you, and here's our chance to really know

325. who one another is."

326. Miss Fame, she talks so much.

327. Her answers are paragraphs.

328. She's got such a balance

329. and a fearlessness about her...

330. and I'm like, "Girl,

331. your energy is just what I

332. need," and there's been moments in my life

333. where clear conversation, it's like it goes right

334. through my head, and I want to

335. [voice distorts, slows] be able to show who I am.

336. Girl, just shut the up.

337. Just shut up.

338. So, Miss Fame, in the past,

339. you've talked about just being too cerebral and in your head.

340. - Yeah. - And, in fact,

341. while we're on it, how is your head?

342. You know, I was talking with her, I said—

343. See, now, that's it right there.

344. You just missed that joke.

345. - I missed— - Wait a minute.

346. Stop it, stop it. You have to listen.

347. I've said that to you several times.

348. "How is your head?"

349. The answer's been roaming around, but you have to listen.

350. So I'm gonna ask you again. Miss Fame, how's your head?

351. Fine.

352. Ugh... Are you kidding me?

353. Not the answer,

354. but you kids knock it out of the park.

355. Can't wait to see you as twins.

356. - Thank you. - All right.

357. Ginger and Sasha.

358. - Hi. - Hey.

359. Isn't this crazy?

360. It's totally whacko.

361. That's kind of how I feel.

362. I'm not gonna lie.

363. So you're not happy about this.

364. What is your strategy to win this challenge?

365. Well, we said, "Let's do something that's completely

366. outside of the box, and let's be joined at the nipples."

367. Ex-squeeze me?

368. Exactly!

369. Yeah, we want huge, huge boobs.

370. Girl, y'all better not try to have no kids.

371. Them kids gonna want to suck on them titties.

372. This is what keeps us together.

373. Yeah, this is gonna be quite interesting.

374. Ooh, girl, I'm worried.

375. I feel this looming presence over me saying,

376. "You've been in the top enough, girl.

377. "Something's about to knock you down to the bottom,

378. and this might be it."

379. Coming up...

380. I don't mean to harp on negativity, but you two worked

381. together on the challenge that you got booted on.

382. If I go home, I want it to be because of something I did

383. or didn't do.

384. Ginger, she's almost completely shutting down.

385. Bitch, all these hoes are gonna make me feel like

386. it's day one all over again.

387. I know, day one.

388. Today we have to make up the bitches that went home

389. to be our conjoined twins.

390. Katya and Mrs. Kasha Davis.

391. Hello, darling.

392. This is your big chance to get back in the game.

393. I know.

394. So what's your idea?

395. We're gonna be aging hookers from Atlantic City.

396. Aging hookers.

397. Unfortunately we were born connected by our vaginas.

398. Ah.

399. But, you know, we make due with the other orifices.

400. Yeah, there's several other options.

401. The other thing is, we obviously had the opportunity

402. to work together, which wasn't my best work.

403. That's right! I don't mean to

404. harp on negativity, but you two worked together

405. on the challenge that you got booted on.

406. Kasha and I worked together in the past,

407. and it just never really flowed that well.

408. We want to welcome—

409. welcome you to the first annual Despy Awards.

410. I'm gonna let you two get back to work,

411. 'cause I'm sure you have lots of conjoining to do.

412. Conjoining.

413. If I have to go home and one

414. of those eliminated whores gets to stay,

415. I'm gonna have a wonderful time

416. traveling to their house and burning it to the ground.

417. Well, Kennedy and Jasmine.

418. Hey.

419. Now, Jasmine, how happy are you to be back?

420. Just as happy as a ship full of sailors and one hot hooker.

421. Ooh, that's real happy.

422. Yes.

423. And why did you choose Jasmine?

424. We come from the same background

425. as far as drag is concerned.

426. - Okay. - And plus, I can make her

427. look like me.

428. If you're really good, Jasmine gets to stay.

429. Yes, I really like that.

430. I feel like she has a lot to offer this competition,

431. so hopefully we are the winners, so she can come back.

432. - Wow. - We gonna whip it good.

433. Whip these hoes asses, honey.

434. Bitch, don't it up.

435. Yes, ma'am. Listen, you all get back

436. to work, and I'll see you in a minute.

437. - All right. - You see where the fire is,

438. all right.

439. Bitch, I'm back up in this piece.

440. Tempest and Jaidynn.

441. - Hey, Ru. - Listen, I got to say,

442. of all of the twins here, you two are the oddest couple.

443. Yes, honey.

444. What are you all planning?

445. We're gonna do some

446. disco divas, some disco mamas.

447. - Really. - We feel like our back story

448. is that our mama was sort of the whore of 54,

449. and, you know, she messed around a lot,

450. and then one night had multiple partners that created us.

451. Ah!

452. We wanted to play on our size differences,

453. so we're conjoined with my business in her back.

454. - We're joined like this. - Can feature us both

455. - at the same time.

456. All right.

457. This time, you got to bring it double.

458. - Double duty. - Duty, duty, duty.

459. - Yes. - Hashtag "double duty."

460. - Okay. - We ready, boo.

461. All right, get back to work.

462. - Thanks, Ru. - Thank you.

463. We have to slay this, girl,

464. 'cause I ain't going home.

465. Pearl and Trixie.

466. - Hi, Ru. - Hi, RuPaul.

467. Back together again.

468. - I know! - Together again.

469. Now, let's see. Trixie,

470. what more do you have to show us?

471. Well, before I left in an

472. unfortunate lip-sync accident,

473. I was told by the judges, "You're a funny queen,

474. "but you're not going for the gold with your funny."

475. And so that's what I want to do.

476. Listen, let me tell you

477. every chance you step out on that stage

478. is your chance to do it.

479. There are no dress rehearsals in life.

480. You've got to take those opportunities

481. when you can get them.

482. So what's the strategy?

483. They say that there's always a prettier twin.

484. - Yeah. - And we're kind of

485. running with that. We want to look related,

486. but possibly related in, like,

487. a in-breeding accident.

488. Ah.

489. All right, you kids get back to work.

490. Cannot wait to see your conjoined twins.

491. I'm bringing everything I had before

492. with a completely new fire under my ass,

493. because I know what it's like to

494. lip-synch and go home.

495. It's not cute.

496. It's not cute at all.

497. Is this you guys making it sexy?

498. That was a compliment, not a read.

499. I'm doing this thing now where I tell people

500. when I'm complimenting them, in case there's confusion.

501. This short period of time, you've changed the most.

502. Oh, really, you think so?

503. I think that was sarcasm.

504. - No, in a positive way. - Oh.

505. I am most impressed with the change in Violet.

506. I'm blown away by the difference in her.

507. She's just so much nicer.

508. She's not just biting and sending out insults.

509. She's a contender, and I think that's a great thing.

510. Temp, I'm so happy to see you.

511. Can I get a cut?

512. Ooh, I like that fabric.

513. Girl.

514. How's the game been for you?

515. I'm trying to pull the entire look together

516. for the both of us,

517. when this is supposed to be a team effort.

518. Are you insane yet?

519. I was gagged when y'all came in.

520. You have no idea.

521. Come with me.

522. I need to take a moment to

523. process my feelings before I go

524. all Yosemite Sam and explode.

525. I love Sasha, but she's not pulling her weight.

526. I'm not, like, a sewer's sewer.

527. I'm not good enough to do it for two people.

528. - Yeah. - If I went home,

529. I wouldn't expect to be brought back

530. and given another chance.

531. - Oh, yeah. - They went home for a reason.

532. Yeah.

533. I'm just freaked out.

534. Who?

535. This is the most nervous

536. I've seen Ginger.

537. She's almost completely

538. shutting down.

539. If I go home, I want it to be

540. because of something I did or didn't do.

541. - Right. - We've really got to do

542. something to pull this together.

543. - Coming up... - It's kind of been done

544. a few times already.

545. I wanted something more.

546. Standing next to the other queen,

547. it didn't stack up.

548. Good morning.

549. Back in the messy work room.

550. Come on, wig.

551. Today is our conjoined

552. twin runway.

553. Someone's staying, and it could

554. possibly be Max.

555. So, girl, are you ready for the challenge?

556. Ready to do it, honey.

557. I think we're gonna be sickly now.

558. Yes.

559. It's awesome to be back

560. with my bitch Jasmine.

561. But she's been a lot of sadness

562. ever since she left.

563. I told her to hold her head up.

564. You still have your dignity.

565. You still are Jasmine Masters.

566. And Jasmine tells me that no one

567. has ever told her to keep her head up.

568. Bitch, I tell you this much, if I get back up in here,

569. I'm slaying, bitch. I ain't holding back.

570. She had a bad run,

571. but everybody deserves

572. a second chance, and I do

573. believe she has a lot to offer

574. this competition.

575. Has anyone ever painted you before?

576. No, especially someone who's so identical to me.

577. I'm just thinking about what my sweet devout-Mormon mother's

578. gonna be thinking about all this when she watches it.

579. Of course, she's never seen the show, but...

580. Oh, yeah?

581. I mean, I did the whole, like, reparative therapy thing,

582. like, trying to turn straight.

583. Oh, dear.

584. Oh, yeah, like, I did the whole conversion, like,

585. to be a straight man therapy.

586. It was horrible. It's all about, like,

587. "You've got to pray harder, you've got fast harder,

588. you've got to date girls."

589. Like it's suddenly gonna turn you straight.

590. Damn.

591. It nearly destroyed me.

592. Being able to talk about our personal issues and talk

593. about our disastrous upbringings gives us an opportunity to show

594. those kids who are struggling themselves

595. that there is someone who can empathize

596. with what you're going through.

597. You know, like, the suicide rate

598. in gay kids is, like, way above

599. the national average, right?

600. It just— - It breaks your heart.

601. It destroys lives.

602. Well, lucky for you, you, you know, had a realization

603. about who you were and reality.

604. I mean, it's kind of a miracle, and it's kind of

605. something I'm really grateful for every day.

606. If you can help one kid live another day, then it's worth it.

607. Who is the closest person you have in your life?

608. - Is it your mom? - Oh, yeah.

609. - Was she a single mom? - No.

610. They broke up when I was young, but she's been with my

611. step-father for, like, 16 years, I think.

612. My step-father.

613. I had a step-dad too, but we weren't really close.

614. Mm-hmm.

615. He was super abusive. I was over it.

616. The police actually took me out of my home

617. when I was, like, 15.

618. Oh, wow, that's pretty sad.

619. Yeah, it kind of sucked.

620. I think especially with abuse in the home,

621. you don't really have a clear perception of it,

622. - 'cause it's all you know. - Right, exactly.

623. I had a really hard time with my step-dad.

624. Like, if I was being too sensitive or acting too feminine

625. especially, he would call me a trixie.

626. You know, for years, that was like one of the worst words

627. I could think of, so I took that

628. name Trixie, and it used to have all this hurt to it,

629. and I made it my drag name,

630. and now it's something I celebrate,

631. something I'm so proud of.

632. If I hadn't gone through all the

633. horrible that happened when I was little,

634. Trixie Mattel might not even exist.

635. Cover girl

636. Put the bass in your walk

637. Head to toe

638. Let your whole body talk

639. And what?

640. Welcome to the main stage

641. of RuPaul's Drag Race.

642. Michelle Visage, you brought the twins.

643. I did. They wanted to come out

644. and say, "Hey, kitty girl."

645. Super judge Ross Mathews,

646. are you up for some double trouble?

647. Is it triple-X?

648. And one of my favorite

649. actors, Nelsan Ellis.

650. Baby, this ain't True Blood.

651. This is Ru Blood.

652. Hi, Ru-alicious, dipped in beauty.

653. So happy you're here.

654. Thank you. It's good to be here.

655. And LeAnn Rimes, how are you,

656. Miss Spitfire?

657. You look gorgeous.

658. Thank you, I'm so good.

659. I don't know what I got myself

660. into, but I can't wait.

661. This week, our queens were

662. challenged to reconnect with former rivals.

663. And now they're ready to make

664. their conjoined runway debut.

665. Gentlemen, start your engines,

666. and may the best twinsies winsies.

667. First up, Miss Fame and her twin Kandy Ho.

668. Sexy, sexy sutures.

669. This look really is a staple on the runway.

670. - Yes. - I'm in love with this fierce

671. surgical sisters look.

672. I'm giving you full surgical realness.

673. Conjoined twins are like buses.

674. You don't see one all day,

675. and then two come along at once.

676. Exactly.

677. Jaidynn Diore Fierce and her twin Tempest DuJour.

678. Disco divas.

679. Tempest is my plus-one.

680. It is like we done tripped out of Studio 54

681. right onto the runway. Get into the disco.

682. I feel like a pioneer woman who's being pulled by an oxcart.

683. Jaidynn, don't have Mexican for dinner.

684. Kennedy Davenport and her twin

685. Jasmine Masters.

686. Sister, sister.

687. Take that, Tia and Tamara.

688. We are giving fashion model turns,

689. and we are serving up Cotton Club realness.

690. They're one Beyoncé short of a Destiny's child.

691. Oh, my gosh.

692. Pearl and her twin

693. Trixie Mattel.

694. Come on, let's go.

695. Mama always said Pearl was the pretty one.

696. And she wasn't lying.

697. We're doing this weird routine

698. where she's just pissing me off,

699. and she won't cooperate.

700. I'm taking every single opportunity

701. to reach for the joke.

702. I need to show the judges that they made a mistake when they

703. cut me the first time.

704. Hey, Trixie, how's your

705. head... gear?

706. She gives good headgear.

707. Oh...

708. Violet Chachki

709. and her twin Max.

710. They look like they're from the play Chicago.

711. Yes, they do.

712. Roxie Hart-on.

713. - Uh-huh. - We're trying to be very

714. symmetrical with our movements.

715. We are serving Carnivàle,

716. Cirque du Noir, and I'm living.

717. I'm jealous of their asses.

718. Is that bad?

719. What a two-faced bitch.

720. Ginger Minj and her twin

721. Sasha Belle.

722. - It's milking time. - Yes.

723. Naomi and Wynonna Jug.

724. Sasha Belle and I are giving

725. new meaning to bosom buddies.

726. We are attempting to serve you some Peggy Bundy realness.

727. They definitely win breast in show.

728. Katya and her twin

729. Mrs. Kasha Davis.

730. You know, it's so good to see

731. Joan and Jackie Collins back together again.

732. Yes!

733. We are giving old, Atlantic City,

734. - connected, leather-skin realness.

735. They're gonna go hit the slots.

736. They're playing the slut machines.

737. Now sissy that walk

738. - Coming up... - Oh, my God, Oh, my God.

739. Oh, my God, Oh, my God.

740. She's gorgeous.

741. See, now, Michelle, I just disagree.

742. Mm.

743. Welcome, ladies.

744. Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

745. First up, Miss Fame and her twin

746. Kandy Ho.

747. It's kind of been done a few

748. times already on RuPaul's Drag Race,

749. the whole plastic surgery thing.

750. I agree. I think it's the least creative

751. of the conjoining, in terms of, just at the hip.

752. Miss Fame, how's your head?

753. I've never had any complaints.

754. Got it!

755. I am so proud of you.

756. It took me weeks!

757. All right, next up,

758. Jaidynn Diore Fierce

759. and Tempest DuJour.

760. Your legs stretch up to the heavens.

761. Are you talking to me?

762. - Yeah.

763. I thought the concept was really cute.

764. It's a bit basic.

765. It's just—it's a tough stage for y'all to be on tonight.

766. Next up, Kennedy Davenport

767. and Jasmine Masters.

768. I know you're both pageant girls, which is why

769. this is kind of predictable for me.

770. See, now, Michelle, I just disagree.

771. You walked out here, and you held your poise and your face,

772. but in that great kind of stupid that I love.

773. We was thinking Miss Ella

774. and Miss Billie Holiday meet up,

775. and we're fighting for the mic,

776. and she always singing my note.

777. When you describe that, I totally get it.

778. I wish you guys would have

779. brought that a little bit more.

780. Next up, twisted sister Pearl

781. and her twin Trixie Mattel.

782. Good evening, distinguished panel of judges.

783. Well, the storyline I'm getting is magical.

784. I can't even look on the stage without cracking up at you,

785. Trixie.

786. But that's to your detriment, Pearl.

787. She's stealing the show from you.

788. But Trixie, it was so nice

789. to see you really shine like this.

790. And I think, Pearl, you were right in there with it.

791. Thank you.

792. Next up, Violet Chachki

793. and her twin Max.

794. Oh, my God, Oh, my God.

795. Yeah, yeah?

796. It took Violet to get Max

797. to give me what I wanted.

798. Honestly, I'm feeling this.

799. She's gorgeous!

800. I thought y'all told your story.

801. I just thought y'all did your thing.

802. - Thank you so much. - But I feel like there was

803. a lot of pressure to come out here with something that would

804. make us bust a gut,

805. and you didn't do that.

806. Next up, Ginger Minj

807. and Sasha Belle, AKA

808. A Tale of Two Titties.

809. I love the idea.

810. I'm not crazy about the execution.

811. There's something white on the bottom of your boobs, Ginger.

812. What is it?

813. It might be hot glue. I hot-glued this to me.

814. Mm.

815. The boobs, I wish they looked

816. more like breasts.

817. Next up, Katya and her twin

818. Mrs. Kasha Davis.

819. Listen, she's older than dirt,

820. but I know true talent when I smell it.

821. And she smells like she just pissed herself.

822. Well, I haven't laughed as hard as I did tonight

823. when you guys came on the runway.

824. I've seen these women up at the casino at the slot machines.

825. The casino, the bingo hall.

826. Yes!

827. Sometimes you got to get ugly to win.

828. High five. Ugly-beautiful.

829. Miss Fame did our makeup. Can you tell?

830. I know, she's so good!

831. Thank you, Katya.

832. Thank you, ladies.

833. While you untuck backstage,

834. the judges and I will deliberate.

835. Just between us quintuplets, what do you think?

836. Let's start with Miss Fame and Kandy Ho.

837. In this season, Season 7,

838. we've seen a plastic surgery thing already.

839. So it's kind of like, "Really,

840. "girl, that's the best that you can do?"

841. It's too easy, and the stakes

842. are too high to go so basic.

843. Jaidynn Diore Fierce

844. and Tempest DuJour.

845. Standing next to the other queens on this stage here,

846. it didn't stack up.

847. I wanted something more,

848. and I think they could have brought it.

849. Kennedy Davenport and Jasmine Masters.

850. I wish they'd gone over the top with crowns and sashes

851. and flowers and did the whole thing, over the top.

852. If they had just connected at the head or something

853. a little weirder, it would have worked better for me.

854. Pearl and Trixie Mattel.

855. I mean, they were absolutely stunning,

856. both of them.

857. How fun was this?

858. They were the best storytellers out of

859. everyone tonight.

860. Violet Chachki and Max.

861. I mean, they could have gone more over the top,

862. but I almost feel like it would have taken

863. away from their beauty.

864. The biggest moment of them

865. tonight was me seeing Max in a different light,

866. and I loved that.

867. Ginger Minj and Sasha Belle.

868. I couldn't get past the

869. costume, the construction.

870. One of the reasons I don't think I minded how shoddy it was

871. is 'cause it was giving me almost like a John Waters

872. kind of thing, and that was always low-budget.

873. Yeah, but the attitude, I don't feel like,

874. actually sold that.

875. It just felt— no pun intended—flat.

876. Katya and her sister

877. Mrs. Kasha Davis.

878. They brought the funk. They brought the fun.

879. They brought the house down.

880. Not to mention, they were conjoined...

881. At the vagina!

882. - Yeah. - What's better than that?

883. Silence.

884. I've made my decision.

885. Bring back my girls.

886. Welcome back, ladies.

887. I've made some decisions.

888. Pearl, as a conjoined twin,

889. the judges found you creepy

890. and sad.

891. Pearl, condragulations.

892. You are the winner of this week's challenge.

893. Trixie Mattel, that means

894. you're back in the race, girl.

895. Whoo! Whoo-hoo!

896. I'm back, yay.

897. I thought I was, "Fourth episode, queen, bye."

898. I thought I was, "Me, me, I'm first," and now I'm,

899. "Me, me, I'm second chance."

900. Pearl, you've won your very

901. own custom website from

902. Squarespace, plus a fabulous

903. weekend in New York City...

904. Oh, hey.

905. Where you'll meet with the

906. Squarespace team to create your

907. new portfolio and online store.

908. Yes!

909. This story has come full-circle,

910. taking Trixie out, and then

911. bring Trixie back.

912. Katya...

913. you're safe.

914. Thank you.

915. Kennedy Davenport,

916. you're safe.

917. Yes.

918. Jaidynn Diore Fierce,

919. your disco inferno did not set

920. the judges' pussies on fire.

921. I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

922. Violet Chachki...

923. you're safe.

924. Thank you.

925. Miss Fame, your plastic

926. surgery storyline needed work.

927. Ginger Minj, you served tatas

928. with hahas, but the execution

929. was... wah-wah.

930. Ginger Minj, I'm sorry, my dear,

931. but you are up for elimination.

932. Frankly, I'm not surprised.

933. Honey, Stevie Wonder could have saw this one coming.

934. Miss Fame, you're safe.

935. Two sets of conjoined queens

936. stand before me.

937. Ladies...

938. this is your last chance to

939. impress me and save yourself...

940. from elimination.

941. The time has come...

942. for you to lip-synch...

943. for your life.

944. Good luck.

945. And don't it up.

946. Children, behave

947. That's what they say

948. When we're together

949. And watch how you play

950. They don't understand

951. And so we're

952. Running just as fast

953. As we can

954. I got this big girl strapped to my back,

955. and I'm serving hashtag

956. "the best I can do right now in the situation."

957. And then you put

958. Your arms around me

959. And we tumble to the ground

960. And then we say

961. I think we're alone now

962. Ginger and Sasha are giving themselves a mastectomy.

963. Tempest and Jaidynn look like

964. Larry Bird and Raven-Symoné

965. in a permanent butt position.

966. This is the most epic

967. lip sync ever!

968. Running just as fast

969. As we can

970. Holding on to...

971. No matter how much fun we are having,

972. I realize this is my last chance to save myself.

973. This is The Hunger Games of drag,

974. doing whatever the hell it takes to win.

975. I think we're alone now

976. There doesn't seem to be

977. Anyone around

978. I think we're alone now

979. There doesn't seem to be

980. Anyone around

981. Wow.

982. That was outrageous.

983. Now, I've made my decision.

984. Ginger Minj...

985. Shante, you stay.

986. You may join the other girls.

987. Jaidynn Diore, your first,

988. middle, and last name

989. should be Fierce.

990. Your passion brought you here.

991. Share it with the world.

992. Now... sashay away.

993. Thank you so much.

994. I'm just so happy that I got to have this experience.

995. Thank you.

996. Thank you.

997. Love y'all.

998. I love you, baby.

999. Work that puss.

1000. I'm a little bit devastated,

1001. but I feel like I stayed as strong as I could,

1002. and I learned a lot about myself.

1003. I learned that I just want to be loved

1004. and accepted for who I am, truly.

1005. Condragulations, ladies.

1006. And remember, if you can't love

1007. yourself, how in the hell you

1008. gonna love somebody else?

1009. Unless, of course, that somebody else is attached to you.

1010. Can I get an amen up in here?

1011. Amen!

1012. All right, now let the music play.

1013. Take me up

1014. Up up up

1015. Wup up up

1016. Wup up up

1017. We can fly tonight

1018. Bye.