1. Previously on
RuPaul's Drag Race...
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2. You'll portray Merle,
myself, and Michelle Visage,
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3. as you reenact our
Ru Hollywood Stories.
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4. Mother does not play!
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5. That.
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6. You two are...
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7. I forgot my line!
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8. I think we're gonna need
a bigger boat.
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9. - Oh, my God.
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10. Is she a chicken or a horse?
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11. Max, what was it
that I asked you for?
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12. You asked me not to wear
any grey hair.
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13. I'm waiting,
and I'm becoming impatient.
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14. Katya, you're the winner
of this week's challenge.
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15. Jaidynn Diore Fierce,
shante, you stay.
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16. Miss Ho, sashay away.
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17. I survived.
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18. Ugh, bitch.
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19. "Everything happens
for a reason.
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20. Kandy Ho."
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21. I survived the lip sync,
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22. and no ma'am, Pam,
no ham,
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23. no turkey, no cauliflower,
I can't do that again.
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24. I'm fixing to do one wig
that's not grey,
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25. and then I'm going
right back to grey.
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26. Sorry, Michelle.
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27. She was like, "And what
did I tell you last week?"
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28. Bitch, if they
gave me specifics,
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29. I would do it.
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30. Miss Max, still choose
to pull out them
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31. dust-ass gray-ass wig.
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32. I would like to see her
at the bottom,
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33. so she can get
a reality check.
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34. I.J.S.
I'm just saying.
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35. Let's talk about you
in this corset, honey.
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36. How does she breathe?
I don't get it.
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37. I feel amazing.
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38. Are we gonna
sit around and talk
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39. or are we gonna
get out of drag?
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40. Ooh!
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41. Well, collect
all them stones, girl.
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42. I'm over Kennedy missing
the mark on these looks.
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43. Didn't look like
she was dead.
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44. She doesn't look
like a woman.
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45. Kennedy's look is like, "What?"
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46. She was like...
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47. , what am I supposed
to do for this one?"
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48. I honestly think
Kennedy just needs to go.
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49. She looks like
Tony the Tiger on crack.
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50. RuPaul's Drag Race
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51. The winner of
RuPaul's Drag Race
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52. receives a one-year supply
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53. of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics
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54. and a cash prize
of $100,000.
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55. With our extra special
guest judges
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56. Michael Urie
and Tamar Braxton.
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57. RuPaul's Drag Race
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58. May the best woman,
best woman win
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59. - Oh, God.
- Another day, another dollar.
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60. Another day, another drag.
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61. It's a new day, and
it's down to eight girls.
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62. My game plan going forward
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63. is to kill a few of the girls
to make it to the top.
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64. Ooh, girl!
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65. She already done had hers.
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66. Hey, Racers!
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67. Hey!
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68. Like my mama used to say,
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69. if you ain't got nothing nice
to say about somebody,
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70. don't say nothing at all.
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71. Or just ask Bianca Del Rio
to say it for you.
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72. Oh, look at you guys.
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73. I hope you're not as stupid
as you are ugly.
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74. Listen, I've got
one tip for you.
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75. You're a drag queen.
Be funny!
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76. I have nothing to say.
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77. For once.
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78. Hello, hello, hello!
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79. A vision
in polka dot.
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80. Now for weeks
the judges and I
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81. have encouraged you
to show us the real you.
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82. And you know what,
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83. I've had about all of that
I can take.
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84. So today,
it's time to find out
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85. who else you can be.
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86. That's right!
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87. Oh, no.
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88. This week's Maxi Challenge...
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89. - Ah.
- Oh.
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90. Snatch Game!
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91. Now go on
and hashtag that.
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92. Snatch Game
is the challenge
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93. that every fan of
RuPaul's Drag Race
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94. has been waiting for.
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95. We put on this giant,
latex frog costumes
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96. and we go through
a fiery obstacle course.
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97. Okay, all right.
I'm sorry.
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98. You compete
on a live game show,
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99. a parody of The Match Game.
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100. So you need to impersonate
another star's
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101. charisma, uniqueness,
nerve and talent.
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102. But be careful
whose you choose.
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103. Because it could be
a very hairy situation.
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104. I know that feeling.
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105. Gentlemen,
start your engines.
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106. And may the best woman win.
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107. Okay, Snatch Game.
Down to business.
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108. Who are you doing?
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109. I'm doing Donatella Versace.
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110. I'm doing Donatella Versace.
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111. I have been working on this
Donatella Versace
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112. for, like, eight months.
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113. They want me to be out there,
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114. and I think that this
would be a great chance
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115. for me to kind of
push myself outside
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116. of the pretty little box.
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117. I'd been planning
to do Donatella since
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118. the first time I auditioned
for
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119. I mean, come on, girl.
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120. Sounds like one of you
has to be the bigger person
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121. and just bow out.
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122. Did you bring
a backup character?
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123. Not at all.
Not at all.
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124. I literally don't have
any other choice.
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125. I'm doing it.
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126. Who are you gonna do,
Kennedy?
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127. I was thinking about
doing Little Richard.
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128. But he's a man!
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129. - You can't do that.
- Why?
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130. 'Cause it's a man.
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131. But I'm gonna still
be in drag.
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132. He been in drag
his whole life.
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133. - No, ma'am. No.
- No Richard. No, no.
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134. It's a man.
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135. Snatch.
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136. Why don't you do
Sweet Brown, girl?
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137. She's only had, like,
one line.
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138. She's got an entire monologue.
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139. She's got, what,
"Cold pop,"Bronchitis,"
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140. and, "Ain't nobody
got time for that."
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141. It's funny, and people are
gonna know who it is.
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142. I'm really torn.
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143. I just don't know who
I'm gonna do at this point.
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144. Who are you gonna do?
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145. I'm doing Sharon Needles.
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146. Max is doing Sharon Needles
from season four.
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147. She has a darker side to her,
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148. and I'm gonna keep it, like,
Disney Sharon Needles.
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149. Really?
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150. Sharon's shocking
and punk rock,
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151. and, you know, that's kind of
out of character for Max.
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152. Hello, hello, hello!
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153. - Hello!
- Hi, Ru!
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154. Jaidynn Diore Fierce.
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155. Yes.
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156. Who you gonna be?
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157. I'm gonna be Raven-Symone.
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158. How are you gonna channel
Raven-Symone?
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159. She's just kinda, like,
high-pitched,
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160. and she's always like, "Ohh!"
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161. Girl, no comment.
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162. I feel like
if we met each other,
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163. we could be best friends.
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164. Yeah, but what does that have
to do with Snatch Game?
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165. We sitting in the audience
have to say,
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166. "Ah, that is so Raven!"
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167. You get back to work.
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168. Hey, good looking.
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169. What you got cooking?
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170. I had an unexpected
turn of events today.
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171. What happened?
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172. Me and another girl had
the same Snatch Gamecharacter.
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173. What queen is it?
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174. It's Violet.
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175. We were both gonna do
Donatella Versace,
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176. but, um, I've chosen
to do Theresa Caputo,
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177. the Long Islands Medium.
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178. Yeah, yeah.
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179. Was it a discussion
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180. or she said,
"I am doing Donatella"?
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181. No, she didn't
have a backup, and—
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182. Well, listen, Miss Fame,
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183. the competition
is really narrowing down.
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184. So you've got to go
for the jugular.
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185. You were kind enough
to change your first choice.
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186. But, you know,
being kind is one thing,
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187. but being the winner is
a completely different thing.
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188. I just want you to do
what's in your best interest,
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189. not in the best interest
of the other contestants.
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190. Well,
I'll be Versace.
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191. This is a competition.
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192. Sometimes you have
to step over other girls
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193. to get where you wanna go.
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194. So sorry, girl.
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195. I cannot believe this.
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196. Mother.
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197. Stir the pot, RuPaul.
Do you want a spoon?
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198. Who are you doing?
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199. Little Richard.
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200. Today's Maxi Challenge
is
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201. which is a Drag Raceversion
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202. of the original show
Match Game.
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203. - Hello, Katya.
- Hi.
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204. - Who are you doing?
- Suze Orman.
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205. Have you done her before?
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206. Nope.
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207. Now I know that you do
a Russian accent,
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208. 'cause the Katya character
is a Russian.
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209. Why didn't you do
a Russian character?
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210. 'Cause you do it so well.
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211. What is it you're afraid of?
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212. I don't know.
I think it's, like,
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213. my whole life I've been
riddled with anxiety,
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214. fearful of things
that aren't a big deal.
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215. Ah.
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216. I'm afraid
to show this character
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217. because it's the thing
that I do best,
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218. and I am terrified
of failing at it.
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219. You have an addiction
to the anxiety.
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220. I've never thought
of that before.
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221. I've been addicted
to alcohol,
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222. crystal meth, cocaine.
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223. The reason you're here is
because you're super talented.
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224. - So don't be afraid.
- Okay.
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225. Addicted to anxiety.
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226. LaGuardia Newark Kennedy.
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227. Who are you doing?
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228. I've been wearing
my brains out
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229. trying to
figure out something,
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230. so I came up with
Sweet Brown.
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231. "Ain't nobody
got time for that."
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232. - Uh-huh, right, right.
- Or Little Richard.
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233. Uh-huh.
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you're gonna go with?
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I don't really know.
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236. I'm, like, torn really.
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237. Well, listen, I'm gonna
leave that to you.
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238. I can't decide for you,
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239. and that's all
I'm gonna say.
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240. I think it's very risky
going with Little Richard.
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241. The stakes are very high
going into the Snatch Game,
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242. so I'm just debating.
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243. Violet Chachki.
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244. Hi, RuPaul.
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245. Now I heard a little rumor
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246. that you're doing
an Italian superstar.
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247. I am Versace.
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248. Now she's been funny
in skits on television.
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249. How are you gonna
stay away from doing
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250. what someone else has done?
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251. Obviously I think I can
execute a better look than—
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252. Look is one thing.
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253. There is a different skill
to make a character funny.
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254. Let me hear a little bit
of your Italian accent.
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255. A woman should feel
confident, sexy.
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256. You know, she should put
something on her body
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257. and feel like
she owns the world.
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258. All right.
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259. What were the other ideas
you had?
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260. Um, I was thinking of even
doing Alyssa Edwards maybe.
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261. Can I see a little bit
of your Alyssa Edwards?
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262. Real once, done.
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263. Top, bottom, done.
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264. That's good.
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265. You might want to consider
switching to Alyssa.
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266. Mother.
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267. Stir the pot, RuPaul.
Do you want a spoon?
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268. Listen, all you gotta do,
make me laugh.
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269. Okay?
You get to work.
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270. - Thank you.
- All right.
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271. Can I get a time check?
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272. I cannot believe
this.
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273. Well, I'm more comfortable
doing Donatella
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274. when there was just one.
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275. It will definitely
be a competition.
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276. Ugh.
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277. All right, ladies.
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278. Later today I will meet you
on the set of Snatch Game.
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279. So good luck
and don't it blank.
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280. Ugh!
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281. Welcome to Snatch Game.
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282. Let's meet our contestants.
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283. A talented actor
who's spent more time
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284. in Barbra Streisand's basement
than she has.
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285. Michael Urie!
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286. - Hi, Michael.
- Hi. How are you?
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287. Good to see you.
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288. And all's fair
in love and war,
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289. with the real
Miss Tamar Braxton.
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290. Are you ready
to meet our stars?
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291. - Yes.
- Let's go.
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292. Our first star
is drag superstar
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293. from the house of haunt,
Sharon Needles.
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294. Have you been to any
good seances lately?
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295. I just got back from one.
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296. All right, down to
our next star.
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297. This Cosby kid
is all growed up.
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298. Welcome Raven-Symone.
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299. - I just had a vision.
- Really?
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300. I'm a lesbian now.
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301. Oh, my goodness!
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302. That's so Raven!
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303. That is so me!
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304. Next up, financial advisor
Suze Orman.
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305. Hello, my darling dear
little chickadee RuPaul.
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306. Now, Suze, I make $8 an hour
hosting this show.
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307. Can I afford a yacht?
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308. Ah, how about a little
rubber ducky?
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309. I'll throw in a hot bag
of nickels just in case.
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310. You've got a deal!
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311. Now from the hit web series
Alyssa's Secret,
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312. Alyssa Edwards!
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313. I'm Alyssa Edwards
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314. and this
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315. You know, I've always
wanted to ask you, Alyssa,
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316. what is your secret?
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317. I'm sitting on it.
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318. Oh, okay.
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319. You almost got me there, bitch.
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320. Oh, good to know.
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321. From the Genovese
crime family,
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322. it's Big Ang!
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323. Hi, RuPaul.
I'm feeling very excited.
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324. What is your bra size?
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325. It's a medical mystery.
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326. From the House of Versace
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327. it's Donatella Versace.
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328. Donatella Versace
How's them boots, Ru?
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329. How are you?
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330. I'm doing great.
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331. Now is it pronounced
"Ver-sayz" or "Ver-sa-chi"?
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332. It depends on where
you come from.
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333. I would have probably had
more of an Italian accent
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334. and less of a Russian accent.
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335. I don't mind.
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336. But... hey.
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337. Good Golly Miss Molly!
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338. It's rock and roll legend
Little Richard.
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339. Are you feeling a little more
tutti or a little more frutti?
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340. A little more tutti, baby!
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341. Whoooo!
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342. Shut up.
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343. Last but not least,
music superstar Adele is here.
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344. Hey, girl!
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345. Could I buy vowels?
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346. What is that, darling?
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347. No Whammies!
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348. No, no, no,
this is the wrong show.
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349. Okay.
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350. All right, are you ready
to play the Snatch Game?
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351. It's time for Snatch Game
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352. Whoo!
Shut up!
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353. Coming up...
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354. You gut 'em
like a fish.
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355. That's a match!
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356. Yes.
Ding, ding, ding.
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357. This is not a doctor
prescription refill card.
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358. I must be confused.
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359. Welcome back to Snatch Game.
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360. Here's how the game works.
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361. I ask a question.
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362. You give an answer
that you think will match
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363. our celebrity contestants.
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364. All right, first question
is for the beautiful
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365. Tamar Braxton.
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366. Quentin Tarantino is remaking
The Wizard of Oz
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367. as an action movie.
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368. In this new version,
Dorothy blanks the Tin Man.
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369. All right, Tamar?
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370. Well, she kills
the Tin Man, okay?
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371. Good-bye.
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372. Now let's go to our stars
and hear what they have to say.
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373. Big Ang?
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374. Well, you know what,
in my family
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375. we like to do it
the old-fashioned way.
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376. You gut 'em like a fish.
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377. That's a match!
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378. Yes.
Ding, ding, ding.
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379. Yeah, yeah.
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380. Financial advisor Suze Orman.
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381. In this new version,
Dorothy blanks the Tin Man.
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382. Well, of course she bangs him,
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383. which is exactly
what I'd like to do
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384. to most of these women
here on this stage.
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385. Except for this one down here,
Miss Donatella.
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386. She looks like a skeleton
made out of beef jerky.
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387. I love you, Justin Bieber.
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388. Let's move on down to
rock and roll royalty.
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389. Little Richard!
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390. Dorothy blanks the Tin Man.
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391. She tightens the screws.
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392. 'Cause we all love
a tight screw.
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393. A-whoo!
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394. I'm sorry, Little Richard,
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395. but that is not a match.
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396. Shut up.
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397. Whoooo!
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398. All right, Raven-Symone.
That's so Raven.
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399. - I just saw it.
- What is it?
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400. She blows him.
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401. Unfortunately, Raven,
that is not a match.
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402. I'll try again.
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403. - No, I saw the same thing.
- Same thing.
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404. All right, let's move on
down here to Adele.
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405. Where in England
are you from, Adele?
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406. My house.
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407. All right, Dorothy
blanks the Tin Man.
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408. Well, if it was me,
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409. I'm gonna say
she rips out his heart
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410. and then sings
a whole album about it
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411. and gets really popular,
but it's not me.
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412. No, no.
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413. So I said she
polishes his chrome.
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414. It's a good answer,
but not a match, darling.
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415. Well, could I get
a match, please?
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416. It's a fake cigarette.
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417. All right,
Donatella Versace.
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418. This is not a doctor
prescription refill card.
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419. I must be confused.
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420. But I did say, "Hose down
Versace boots," eh?
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421. Well, that's
an interesting answer.
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422. Honey, that wig
was a bad investment.
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423. That's a wig.
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424. All right,
this one's for Michael.
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425. Rumor has it that
they're making a gay version
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426. of Batman & Robin.
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427. In this movie,
the dynamic duo
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428. convert the Batcave
into a blank.
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429. A Bed & Breakfast.
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430. I would stay there.
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431. I would too.
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432. Let's go to Sharon Needles
over here.
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433. I said haunted house!
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434. I'm sorry, but not a match,
Sharon Needles.
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435. All right, moving on down
to Raven-Symone!
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436. The dynamic duo convert
the Batcave into a...
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437. Weave shop!
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438. Oh, Jaidynn,
I just got a vision.
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439. You might be lip-synching
for your life tomorrow, baby.
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440. I'm sorry, Raven.
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441. Moving on down
to Suze Orman.
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442. Well, Ru, I was looking
over here at Big Ang,
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443. and all I could think of
was a foreclosed mobile home.
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444. You know what,
that's up.
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445. Okay, all right.
Alyssa Edwards.
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446. The dynamic duo convert
the Batcave into a...
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447. A dance studio, baby.
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448. Hashtag, Beyond Belief.
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449. Not a match, but a nice plug
for your dance studio.
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450. All right, Big Ang.
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451. Well, I don't know
about Batman and Robin,
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452. but I love money, yacht,
and mansions.
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453. Mansion.
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454. It's already underneath
a mansion.
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455. It's underneath a mansion.
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456. I had a rough childhood, okay?
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457. I wasn't watching
Batman and Robin.
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458. What say you,
Little Richard?
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459. Well, you know,
me and Batman and Robin
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460. have a lot in common, baby.
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461. I said a bathhouse in
a dark room with glory holes.
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462. There'll be a lot of singing
going on up in there, honey.
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463. Whoooo!
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464. I'm sorry, Little Richard.
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465. That is not a match.
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466. For sure!
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467. All right, next question
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470. Well, RuPaul,
I'm gonna have to say
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471. coins, honey,
makes them laugh.
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472. Yes, 'cause they so rich
they pee pennies, child.
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473. - Yes.
- Pssh, pennies.
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474. All right, let's go over here
to Sharon Needles.
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476. - And you know why?
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477. Because Ellen never has
temper tantrums.
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478. Wait a minute,
let me get this straight.
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make her laugh,
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480. because Ellen does not
have temper tantrums.
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481. Well, you know, she does,
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482. but everything she says
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483. You can't even tell.
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484. Not a match for Tamar.
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485. All right, Adele.
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486. Adele, how much food do you
have down there, girl?
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487. Smorgasbord.
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488. I have low sugar.
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489. - Oh, you have the low sugar.
- I've got to keep it up.
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490. She's using my EBT card.
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491. Oh, lord!
Ahhh!
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492. Ohhh!
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493. Wrong note, sugar.
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494. All right, Portia de Rossi
says Ellen is so hilarious
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495. even her blank
makes her laugh.
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496. Sad sad tears of a clown.
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497. Yeah, like the
Smokey Robinson song.
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498. Yeah.
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499. I'm so sorry, Adele.
That is not a match.
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500. But it's a song.
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501. It is a song, but it's—
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502. Did I sing it?
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503. No, you did not sing it.
It's a Smokey—
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504. So it's not a good song.
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506. Probably, yes.
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507. Oh, my stars!
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508. Time is up.
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509. Which means our winner is...
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511. Now we'll be Tweeting more
questions @RuPaulsDragRace.
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512. So you can keep on
playing at home.
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513. Say good night, stars!
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514. Good night, stars.
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515. See you next time
on The Snatch Game!
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516. Byyyeee!
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517. Coming up...
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518. Just hilarical.
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519. Dot com.
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520. That's all she has to say
about that.
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521. Oh, okay.
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522. Child!
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523. Sir, what do you want me
to do today?
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524. It's time for
another elimination,
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525. and I think people
are really feeling the pressure
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526. because there's only
a handful of us left.
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527. This morning
I'm second-guessing myself
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528. about my performance
in this challenge.
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529. I don't know where I stand
in the eyes of the judges.
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530. All I can hear
is the voices in my head
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531. telling me
how terrible I am.
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532. Can I talk to you
for a minute?
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533. - I would love to talk with you.
- Okay.
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534. What's going on?
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535. I—
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536. I am, like,
kind of freaking out.
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537. I've been completely sober
for the past year and a half.
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538. Most of the time,
I'm fine.
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539. But being away
from my network of support
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540. has been brutal.
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541. I know that Fame is sober,
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542. so she's the only other person
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543. who can understand
exactly what I'm going through.
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544. How long have you
been sober for?
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545. I've been sober
for nine years,
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546. but counting days in here
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547. feel like being a newcomer.
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548. That's exactly
what it feels like!
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549. - Like, it's hard.
- Mm-hmm.
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550. I've never seen
that of you.
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551. I'm pretty good
at hiding it.
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552. I am terrified
of failure.
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553. Yeah.
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554. And, like, my sense of humor
is just, like—
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555. It has been, like,
a smoke screen for that.
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556. Yeah.
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557. And I have to tell you,
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558. the first day
I came in here,
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559. the first thing
I thought of was, like,
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560. "You don't belong here."
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561. "You're not good enough."
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562. I—I didn't realize, like,
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563. how badly I've actually
never been able to love myself,
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564. and it's like—
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565. You are love.
You are loved.
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566. In this competition,
I'm having to, like,
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567. deal with all the insecurities
that I don't wanna face,
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568. and I did not expect that.
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569. You're being so hard
on yourself.
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570. You're in it,
but you're not alone.
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571. I'm here with you having
those same fears and feelings.
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572. My character defects
are on fire,
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573. and people are seeing me,
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574. and they're like,
"Girl talks a lot."
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575. It's, like,
my obsessive mind running!
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576. There's a lot that
I'm relating with Katya
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577. on an emotional level.
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578. So to connect
and let go of the fears
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579. that we're holding on to
makes me feel stronger.
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580. This moment
is what I needed.
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581. I needed it too.
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582. Thank you so much.
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583. All right, let's go
put some war paint—
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584. My name is Miss Fame
and I'm an alcoholic.
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585. My name is Katarina
Zamolodchikova,
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586. and I'm a drug addict
and alcoholic.
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587. Ugh!
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588. After my talk with Fame,
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589. I feel like a weight
has been lifted.
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590. I can't go back.
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591. I can't go back!
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592. Let's go paint.
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593. Cover girl
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594. Put the bass
in your walk
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595. Head to toe
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596. Let your whole body talk
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597. And what?
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598. Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.
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599. Well, if it isn't my favorite
female impersonator,
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600. Michelle Visage.
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601. And Ross Mathews,
do you do any impersonations?
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602. Oh, I do a mean
Morgan Freeman.
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603. Can I hear it?
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604. [high-pitched]
Hi, Miss Daisy!
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605. Hi!
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606. You wanna take a ride?
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607. That's so good.
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608. And the fabulous
Michael Urie.
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609. Did you enjoy playing
with my dolls?
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610. Only my therapist
knows for sure.
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611. And Tamar Braxton.
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612. Are you ready for some
drag race family values?
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613. Yes, God.
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614. This week
we challenged our queens
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615. to fill in the blank
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616. with their best celebrity
impersonations.
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617. And tonight,
they're serving up
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618. a two-for-one special
of leather and lace.
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619. Gentlemen,
start your engines,
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620. and may the best woman win.
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621. Now sissy that walk
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622. Ginger Minj.
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623. Yes!
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624. It's a nice day
for a white wedding.
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625. Girl, I'm spinning,
I'm turning, I'm posing.
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626. I am giving them
Elvis "Prissley" now.
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627. Runway Roseanne.
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628. Drag is a religious activity.
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629. Yes, you know, Ginger has
a real cross to bear.
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630. - Katya
- Ooh!
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631. Yes.
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632. [RuPaul, accented]
Samantha Fox
is such a wild dame.
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633. I'm trying to just serve
sexy and confident whore.
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634. Slutty cougar on the prowl.
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635. Third-rate Faith Hill
impersonator.
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636. 80% sexy, 20% disgusting.
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637. Look out, Tawny Kitaen.
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638. We got a new Whitesnake,
bitch.
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639. Newark LaGuardia
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640. Kennedy Davenport.
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641. Call her Miss Ross.
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642. I'm presenting body, face,
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643. leather and lace.
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644. Kennedy Airport,
permission to land.
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645. This is my black box.
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646. Uh-oh, uh-oh
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647. Violet Chachki, girl.
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648. Hallelu.
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649. "S" and "Mmm-mmm Good."
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650. I'm giving you 1940s
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651. John Willie vintage smut
for your nerves.
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652. Soft, hard,
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653. all mixed into
one amazing runway walk.
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654. The dominatrix
sleeps tonight.
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655. Max.
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656. Oh, the merry widow.
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657. The "why it gotta
be black" widow.
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658. Oh, oh.
Look at that stinger.
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659. Yeah.
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660. Today I'm giving
the not-so-remorseful widow
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661. whose husband just happened
to have died mysteriously,
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662. and I want to be
very surreal.
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663. Of course, as usual.
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664. - She doesn't seem so sad to me.
- Uh-uh.
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665. Jaidynn Diore Fierce,
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666. AKA Chaka Khan.
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667. I have my lace nude illusion,
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668. along with hair for months
and weeks and years.
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669. That's not a carry-on wig.
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670. You gotta check that.
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671. Here comes Pearl.
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672. So she's wearing pink
and I'm wearing pink.
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673. I think that's
two in the pink.
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674. Yes, that's right!
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675. - Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
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676. It's perfect.
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677. I'm feeling super confident
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678. as I walk down the runway,
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679. wearing sort of, like,
Grease,
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680. but it's still
totally me.
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681. This year we're gonna
rule the school.
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682. Rizzo is PG.
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683. Pass it on.
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684. Miss Fame.
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685. Dark lady, snap out of it.
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686. This is a new look for me.
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687. It's a fresh, sexy take
on Miss Fame.
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688. I'm loving this face,
I'm loving this lace,
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689. and I'm loving my hair.
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690. Cagney and Lacey.
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691. "Gag me" and lacey.
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692. Uh-oh.
Sissy that walk.
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693. Coming up...
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694. You were like Britney at 45.
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695. To me it felt like
you were 20% there.
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696. I am so not a fan of anybody
doing boy drag.
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697. Can we go to break?
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698. Shut up.
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699. Welcome, ladies.
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700. It feels like a convention
of ex-Prince proteges.
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701. When I call your name,
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702. please step forward.
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703. Violet Chachki.
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704. Pearl.
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705. You are both...
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706. safe.
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707. You may leave the stage.
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708. Now it's time
for the judges' critiques,
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709. starting with Ginger Minj.
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710. I thought you were truly
brilliant as Adele.
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711. You never left character,
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712. and it was
a complete transformation.
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713. Today, like, you owned
being thickums.
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714. You came like it was like,
"This is me, eat it."
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715. The only thing,
if I have to nitpick here,
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716. that I would change
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717. is the shape of your hair
is a little too triangular.
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718. I was trying to do like an
Elvis "Prissley" kind of thing.
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719. Oh, oh, well, then I would
have gone all the way.
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720. I usually go all the way.
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721. I heard that about you.
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722. I'm the one that wrote it
on the bathroom wall.
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723. Next up, Miss Fame.
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724. Tonight you look
absolutely stunning.
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725. It's not like '40s.
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726. It's something different,
and that's really refreshing.
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727. Snatch Game.
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728. You had so many
missed opportunities there,
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729. and I wanted more.
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730. To me it felt like
you were 20% there.
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731. Hmm.
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732. You'll never have
this opportunity again.
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733. So be here in the present,
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734. and don't let this moment
pass you by.
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735. All right,
Newark LaGuardia Kennedy.
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736. I am so not a fan of anybody
doing boy drag.
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737. You know this.
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738. You killed it.
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739. Oh.
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740. What?
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741. But you gave me all the light
that I needed yesterday.
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742. It was the weird kind of risk
I never expected from you.
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743. You're my pageant queen.
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744. I'm not always head to toe.
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745. I like to get messy too.
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746. - Oh, okay.
- Okay.
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747. And this gown,
I would climb you.
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748. - Oh.
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749. Can we go to break?
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750. Shut up!
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751. Next up, Max.
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752. Thank you, Max,
for wearing another hair color.
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753. But you know what I miss?
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754. Is the grey hair.
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755. I think you look fantastic,
but I think you look normal.
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756. Snatch Game, you had
the look down 100%.
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757. What was missing
was everything else.
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758. Sharon's got a really
twisted sense of humor,
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759. and that was missing,
and I hate to say that.
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760. Uh, it looks like Max
is coming apart.
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761. Yeah, I just really needed
to loosen the corset.
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762. Okay.
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763. I apologize.
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764. Can we get some help
for Max?
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765. Oh, bitch, here we go.
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766. Cue the dramatics.
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767. Max, are you okay?
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768. Oh, I can't quite recall
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769. All the night's sensation
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770. I took advantage
of the moment.
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771. I don't know
if this is strategy,
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772. because this is
one of the first times
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a shining star.
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774. Yes.
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775. All right, next up,
Jaidynn Diore Fierce.
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776. Today I'm still trying to put
it all together, the look.
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777. Somehow it just falls flat.
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778. As far as being Raven-Symone,
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779. it became real like,
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780. "Okay, I know what
she's gonna do.
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781. She's gonna see a vision."
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782. Once it was funny.
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783. The second time
it was cute.
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784. The rest of the time
it died.
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785. Next up, Katya.
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786. To go from Suze Orman
to Xena the Warrior Princess,
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787. you look so beautiful
and—and—
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788. I'm losing
my train of thought.
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789. You really
strutted your stuff,
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790. and you were
like Britney at 45.
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791. And yesterday was
just hilarical, okay?
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792. - I really laughed the whole—
- Hilarical.
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793. I just wanted even more.
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794. I know it seems like
I'm always asking for more,
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795. but that means y'all
could take it further,
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796. so push it.
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797. Thank you, ladies.
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798. I think we've heard enough.
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799. While you untuck backstage,
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800. the judges and I
will braid each other's hair.
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801. Oh, fun!
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802. You may leave the stage.
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803. Just between
us squirrelfriends,
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804. let's talk about
Ginger Minj.
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805. She chose a character
that was creative
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806. and also challenging.
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807. And then today
when she came out in all white
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808. and everybody
was in all black,
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809. like, only superstars know
to do things like that.
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810. - There's no con in her.
- No cons.
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811. I bet there's been a con in her
once or twice.
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813. Miss Fame.
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814. She looked
the part of Donatella,
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815. but she didn't
deliver comedy.
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816. She's not breaking through.
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817. She doesn't feel solid
in herself.
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818. Kennedy Davenport.
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819. The way that she would
walk across the runway,
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she's supposed to stand in,
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821. even sometimes
point at the spot,
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822. and then circle it
and leave it
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823. and not even stop.
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824. And then Snatch Game,
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825. it was such
an over-the-top caricature
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826. it just worked.
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827. The big giant
Bea Arthur shoulder pads.
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828. And the lip gloss.
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829. I will never look
at Little Richard the same.
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830. I mean, she just
completely killed it for me.
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looking for great as Sharon,
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833. and then there was
no characterization there,
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834. that was a real bummer
for me.
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835. Max likes to stay
in a comfort zone.
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836. I think that Max
really has more potential.
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837. She just needs to find it.
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838. Jaidynn Diore Fierce.
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839. That Snatch Gamefor me
was just really one note,
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840. and I was over it,
dot com.
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841. Okay.
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842. If I'm on
RuPaul's Drag Race,
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843. don't come as Chaka's
little sister.
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844. - You come as Chaka.
- Right, right.
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845. And that's all
she has to say about that.
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846. Oh, okay.
Katya?
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847. I loved her Suze Orman.
I thought it was spot-on.
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848. I understand
what you're saying
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849. about it not going
full-tilt,
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850. but I loved it.
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851. Like, she gave me
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852. futuristic Britney Spears
tee-hee-hee, honey,
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853. and Whitesnake tee-hee,
and, you know, Guns N' Roses.
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854. Silence.
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855. I've made
my decision.
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856. Bring back my girlses.
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857. Welcome back, ladies.
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858. I've made some decisions.
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859. Katya...
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860. you're safe.
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861. Kennedy Davenport,
great gosh almighty.
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862. You rocked the Snatch Game.
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863. Condragulations,
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864. you are the winner
of this week's challenge.
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865. Thank you.
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866. I won another challenge.
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867. Yay.
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868. Ginger Minj,
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869. your Adele had us
rolling in the aisles.
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870. Condragulations,
you are also the winner
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871. of this week's challenge.
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872. That's right, ladies.
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873. First tie in
Snatch Game'herstory."
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874. I won!
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875. If there was ever
a challenge to win,
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876. it is this one.
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877. You've both won
fabulous feather accoutrements
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878. from Mother Plucker.
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879. You may join
the other girls.
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880. Ebony and Ivory.
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881. Jaidynn Diore Fierce,
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882. your vision of Miss Symone
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883. was not so Raven.
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884. I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.
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885. Miss Fame,
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886. "Dona-tella" me that was your
best celebrity impersonation.
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887. Max, your Sharon Needles
missed the point.
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888. Max...
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889. I'm sorry, my dear, but you
are up for elimination.
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890. Damn, damn, damn, damn.
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891. I can't get over
the feelings in my head
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892. of disappointment
in myself.
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893. It's really sort of
overwhelming.
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894. Miss Fame,
you may join the other girls.
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895. Two queens stand before me.
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896. This is your last chance
to impress me
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897. and save yourself
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898. from elimination.
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899. The time has come...
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900. to lip-synch
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901. for your life!
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902. I can't go home.
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903. I refuse.
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904. I gotta protect my spot here.
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905. Good luck
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906. and don't it up.
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907. - Hello?
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908. Hello? Hello?
You're special.
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909. You know I love you.
You know I love you.
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910. You say you love me
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911. And I think
that is true
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912. But every night
my girlfriend tells me
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913. I should watch you
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914. Now I say I trust you
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915. But I want you to know
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916. Want you to know
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917. I'm not a sucker,
chill out
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918. Your nose is growing,
Pinocchio
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919. So now I'm leaving
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920. And you know I tried
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921. You don't appreciate
the time I take
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922. All right, baby,
no more lies.
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923. - Hello?
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924. You're the only girl for me.
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925. No more lies
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926. You're all I think about.
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927. Of course you're
the only girl.
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928. You're special.
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929. No more lies
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930. So now I'm leaving
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931. And you know I tried
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932. You don't appreciate
the time I take
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933. All right, baby,
no more lies.
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934. No more lies
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935. - You said
- You're the only girl for me.
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936. But I don't need
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937. No more lies
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938. You were trying to take me
for a fool
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939. And, baby, that ain't right
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940. - You're special.
- No more lies
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941. You know I love you.
You know I love you.
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942. Fierce, Miss Jaidynn.
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943. Ladies
I've made my decision.
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944. Jaidynn Diore Fierce,
shante, you stay.
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945. Thank you so much.
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946. You may join the other girls.
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947. Max, you are a true original.
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948. Thank you for taking us all
to the max.
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949. Now sashay away.
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950. I feel I did
a very good job
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951. of representing myself.
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952. I stayed as classy
as I possibly could
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953. and feel like I've been
in a dream this whole time.
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954. So for me to go
back to Kansas from Oz,
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955. it's all so surreal.
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956. But there's no place
like home.
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957. My seven sisters,
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958. I have a confession to make.
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959. I fear I've made
a terrible mistake,
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960. that I've let one of
the eliminated queens
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961. go home too soon.
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962. Ru, girl, what?
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963. I'm just not sure
which one.
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964. Could it be Tempest Dujour,
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965. Sasha Belle,
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966. Jasmine Masters,
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967. Trixie Mattel,
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968. Mrs. Kasha Davis,
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969. Kandy Ho,
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970. or Max?
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971. Ah,
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972. No, no, no!
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973. Well, I'm sure
it'll come to me.
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