RuPaul's Drag Race 7x6

1. Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race...

2. You're invited to the first annual DESPYs.

3. Pearl, I want to make sure you up the ante.

4. Well, you told me I had no personality.

5. That doesn't give me confidence.

6. I'm just over this bull.

7. We want to welcome— welcome you

8. to the first annual DESPY awards.

9. And the award for the shadiest shade goes to...

10. Violet Chachki.

11. The winner is

12. Max and Pearl.

13. Kandy Ho, Shantay, you stay.

14. Thank you.

15. Mrs. Kasha Davis,

16. sashay away.

17. Whoo!

18. - Oh, girl. - Single digits!

19. "Love to the moon & back,

20. MKD."

21. I'm starting to feel that they're putting me on the bottom

22. so that I can just take out the other girls.

23. I took out the two oldest ones.

24. Ru gave me another chance.

25. So I'm just gonna have to go crazy,

26. untuck, and act a fool.

27. So who is everybody that had won in the categories?

28. - I won! - Me.

29. The award that was so unexpected was Violet.

30. Shady lady!

31. How do you feel about winning that award?

32. You know, I was kind of expecting it.

33. Yeah, me too.

34. I think people think I'm mean,

35. but everything I've done here either comes from

36. a place of humor or a place of truth.

37. I just want you guys to know that I am gonna be working on

38. the way I come across.

39. - I won't hold my breath. - We will be judging you.

40. Well, congrats to Max and Pearl.

41. Yes, congratulations!

42. Girl, how do you feel?

43. 'Cause I know you were having, like, a meltdown.

44. No, I was not feeling it today. I wasn't.

45. I could tell.

46. I was not expecting Pearl to pull through that strong.

47. It makes me frustrated,

48. because I am so grateful to be here,

49. and she's, like, every other day like, this. I'm out."

50. The energy is so toxic.

51. I can't shower positive energy on that.

52. I don't even want it near me.

53. RuPaul's Drag Race

54. The winner of RuPaul's Drag Racereceives

55. a 1-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

56. and a cash prize of $100,000.

57. With extra-special guest judges

58. Merle Ginsberg

59. and Ariana Grande.

60. RuPaul's Drag Race

61. May the best woman

62. Best woman win

63. Yes, ma'am, Pam.

64. My God.

65. Whoo!

66. We're back.

67. And then there were nine.

68. If you guys had to have sex

69. with one other queen in this room, who would it be?

70. - Oh, my God. - Oh, my!

71. Oh, my God.

72. These girls are all so vulgar.

73. I mean, they're all very sexual.

74. Can I pick more than one?

75. Yeah!

76. We'll probably all pick Katya just because she won Media Stud.

77. Well, who is the top, and who's the bottom?

78. We're talking about sex.

79. We're not talking about sex.

80. Max wasn't having it, darling.

81. It's like, "Girl, calm down."

82. - Ooh! - Good gracious.

83. Sheila all ready to have herses.

84. - Hey, Queens. Hi.

85. A lace front wig has a front and a back.

86. But there are three sides to every story—

87. yours, mine,

88. and the T, Miss Thing.

89. And sometimes the truth

90. is 100% unbeweaveable.

91. Something with wigs.

92. Girl, and now I can't use my black spray.

93. Hello, hello, hello.

94. Hi, Ru.

95. Ladies, America's next drag superstar

96. needs to stay calm

97. and carry on

98. no matter what pops up.

99. Oh, Pit Crew!

100. - Yay! - Ooh.

101. Wow!

102. Looks like the Pit Crew invited some

103. of their little friends over for a playdate.

104. I'm gonna pass out.

105. I'm taking in the buffet right now.

106. Every size and color— it's like Epcot

107. for the thirsty bitches.

108. Now, for today's mini challenge,

109. we're gonna play a little game called

110. Monster in Your Pants.

111. Most of these mens have a number

112. tucked inside their Justin Case underwear.

113. Now, you call out a name,

114. he reaches into his drawers,

115. and whips it out.

116. Ooh.

117. Now, you'll need to gobble up as many points as possible.

118. But be careful, because one of you bastards

119. has a monster in your pants.

120. If you pick the monster before you freeze your points,

121. you're out of the game.

122. All right, first up,

123. come on over, Miss Fame.

124. The rest of you wait outside for your turn.

125. Miss Fame, call out a name.

126. I'm gonna go with Dick.

127. Everybody loves Dick.

128. 10! 10 points.

129. Yay!

130. I'm gonna go with Jack.

131. There it is.

132. Joe.

133. - No! - Joe!

134. Shoot!

135. I'm gonna start with Fang.

136. - 9! - All right.

137. We're off to a good start.

138. I think I'll go with Boo.

139. Oh!

140. Katya!

141. I have no idea what the rules of this game are.

142. I don't care what they are.

143. Just, when do I get to them?

144. I can't say that? I can't say that either?

145. All right, Katya. Call out a name.

146. Okay, Dude.

147. Show us what you got.

148. - Oh! - Oh, mother!

149. God. Son of a mother

150. whore bitch— the first time?

151. The first time out?

152. I love me some BJ, but I'll go with Papi.

153. 21/2.

154. Rod. Come on, come on.

155. - Oh, Rod. - Oh, no!

156. BJ.

157. - Fang. - John.

158. Oh, shoot!

159. - Rod. - 9.

160. Mary.

161. 81/2!

162. - Jack. - Whip it out, Jack.

163. Ooh, Girl!

164. - I think I wanna freeze. - You wanna freeze.

165. - I wanna freeze. - She's gonna freeze.

166. All right.

167. Pearl, this may be your chance to finally get that necklace.

168. Jack.

169. 61/2.

170. Fang.

171. - 9! - Yes!

172. Who's talking to you?

173. Pete.

174. Oy!

175. you, Pete! you, Pete.

176. All right, ladies.

177. Time to get that blood rushing right back up to your brains.

178. The one queen

179. that inched her way to victory is

180. Ginger Minj.

181. For this week's maxi challenge, you'll be acting

182. in the behind-the-scenes reenactment series

183. This week's episode

184. Whatever Happened to Merle Ginsberg?

185. Y'all remember Merle?

186. She sat by my side for the first two seasons

187. of RuPaul's Drag Race.

188. Why, I could almost see her now.

189. So soft, so wise,

190. so blurry.

191. In teams of three, you'll portray Merle,

192. myself, and Michelle Visage,

193. as you reenact our very different versions

194. of what had happened?

195. Now, Ginger Minj, you won the mini challenge

196. so you get to pick your two teammates.

197. Kennedy Davenport

198. and Katya.

199. And then you get to assign the other two groups.

200. Max, Violet, and Kandy.

201. I think that Ginger knows Violet and Kandy

202. have not been the strongest performance-wise.

203. Regardless, I am gonna whip 'em into shape.

204. And that means team three is Miss Fame,

205. Jaidynn, and Pearl.

206. God damn it, it's me and Pearl yet again.

207. I'm frustrated.

208. Now listen, I need you to break this mystery wide open.

209. Gentlemen, start your engines,

210. and may the best woman win.

211. Y'all wanna roll through it just so we can kind of

212. get the hang of it so we don't mess up?

213. What if we were, like, doing, like, a three-way scissor?

214. Or, like, a triangle toenail clipping?

215. Or, like, a toenail polishing thing?

216. Okay.

217. Pearl was having a good time.

218. "What if we did this?"

219. And I'm like, "Well, what if we learn our lines?"

220. What I would like to do,

221. just kind of start acting stuff out

222. so it gets in our brains and stuff.

223. I ain't trying to get up in front of these people

224. and look a fool again and go home

225. 'cause y'all wanna do a stunt.

226. 'Cause I just don't wanna bomb this, 'cause we gotta win.

227. Coming up...

228. I love a strong— I don't know the line.

229. I'm, like, so struggling right now.

230. This is just embarrassing for me.

231. Should I not talk about my feelings?

232. Just say the line.

233. We just gotta have fun with this

234. because there's nothing to this

235. but being completely nonsensical.

236. For our maxi challenge this week,

237. we have to reenact the Ru Hollywood Story of,

238. what the hell ever happened to Merle Ginsberg?

239. Okay, so how do we feel about characters?

240. I don't know.

241. I'm a little bit over these acting group challenges.

242. I'm sick of memorizing lines and lyrics

243. and having to work with people that are not myself.

244. I'm not really comfortable playing Ru.

245. Do you wanna try Merle?

246. I was comfortable with Michelle,

247. but it's 'cause I could do that Jersey thing.

248. The Merle one, I-I— that one's off for me

249. because I do not know nothing about her.

250. The attitude shouldn't be, I don't know how to do this,

251. or I'm uncomfortable with it.

252. The attitude needs to be positive and excited.

253. It's like,

254. Good-bye, Merle?

255. But I'm not going anywhere.

256. Ru and I are great friends.

257. Well, I'm her best friend, okay?

258. And I'm supposed to be a judge here.

259. You got it, Merly girl?

260. Ginger is gonna be the evil villain,

261. which is perfect,

262. because she's playing it like

263. Ginger Minj as Danny DeVito

264. as Tony Soprano

265. as the Fonz as Michelle Visage.

266. Hey, Merle, how's my cake?

267. Don't you want sprinkles?

268. So I have to find a way

269. to kind of not get overshadowed by Ginger.

270. Hello, hello, hello!

271. Hi!

272. Now, in a moment, you'll meet with Ross Mathews

273. who will be directing your Ru-enactments.

274. And tomorrow, for the runway,

275. category is Death Becomes Her.

276. Oh!

277. Now a warning?

278. Gentlemen, start your engines,

279. and may the best woman win.

280. Ginger, Kennedy, Katya, how are you?

281. - Good. - Very good.

282. Who's gonna play RuPaul?

283. Me.

284. It's just a joke, honey.

285. I kind of figured that out.

286. Right.

287. You're doing Merle's story.

288. I'm ready.

289. Okay, places!

290. Action!

291. Good-bye, Merle?

292. But I'm not going anywhere.

293. Ru and I are great friends.

294. Well, I'm her best friend, see?

295. Ru, I brought you a cake.

296. All the brothers will like— I'm sorry.

297. It's all right, honey.

298. All the brothers will wanna eat this cake.

299. Speaking of,

300. I have to go speak to the new Pit Crew.

301. Cut!

302. That was a little rocky.

303. Kennedy's RuPaul was the weirdest thing ever.

304. You have job security

305. for the rest of your life!

306. That was like...

307. I am just sending up a silent prayer at this point

308. that we do not get dragged down into the bottom

309. because of her.

310. Hello, Team Two.

311. - Hello. - Hi, Ross.

312. Places! Okay, ready.

313. Max, this is how you see Merle?

314. Well, it's not how I see Merle,

315. but it's Michelle's side of the story.

316. So thought behind this performance, huh?

317. Oh, of course.

318. Yeah, you are the Meryl Streep of drag.

319. Action.

320. You can have my job, tramp!

321. Because I'm taking RuPaul's!

322. What?

323. Um, let's cut.

324. So on your, "What?" you should be like, "What?"

325. upset about it, grab your drink,

326. take a sip, you know,

327. to cool— to calm yourself down.

328. - Okay. - Right?

329. I'm supposed to hold a cake and a drink

330. while I do all of this?

331. No one said it was easy.

332. Action!

333. Stay away from my man!

334. Mother—

335. Can I get my line, please?

336. Mother does not play that.

337. Mother does not play!

338. That.

339. Oh, play that.

340. Play that. Action!

341. Stay away from my man!

342. Mother does not play!

343. That.

344. Let's do it again.

345. !

346. Look at you.

347. Hi, Ross Mathews.

348. Your scene today is RuPaul's story.

349. - Mm-hmm. - Yes.

350. So a lot rests on your shoulders.

351. I know.

352. Okay, let's get in positions. Action.

353. You two are crazy!

354. I forgot my line!

355. I began to get frustrated.

356. And then next thing you know...

357. Get the crazy one and—

358. I'm just forgetting all my lines.

359. RuPaul, my monkeys made you this potato salad.

360. Yay, I love a strong—

361. I don't know the line.

362. Yay, I love emotional time travel movies

363. with a strong female lead.

364. Yay, I love a strong female lead.

365. I love a—

366. I'm, like, so struggling right now, to be honest.

367. With— What's the struggle?

368. This is, like, honestly, the toughest day I've had here

369. in this competition, and I'm—

370. I like to be professional,

371. and this is just embarrassing for me.

372. I hear you.

373. I just—I want to do better than this,

374. and I'm hitting a wall.

375. I want to talk real, and I'm, like, in a room of people

376. and, like, this is a chance of a lifetime

377. and I'm finding myself having a conversation with myself.

378. Miss Fame decides to

379. stop everything.

380. Just say the line!

381. You know, I have not been to this place before

382. so I'm trying to, like—

383. It's fine. Just, like, be funny.

384. I just don't know what's better.

385. Should I not talk about my feelings or should I just—

386. I mean, obviously, just keep moving on?

387. Oh, my God, I feel like I'm dating you.

388. We'll talk— We'll talk later.

389. We just gotta get through this scene.

390. I don't want to disappoint anybody that's believed in me.

391. I don't want to make RuPaul disappointed that I'm here

392. because I'm not producing, 'cause I care a lot.

393. I care a lot about, like, my success.

394. Coming up...

395. Our runway look is Death Becomes Her.

396. How would your drag character die?

397. Is she a chicken or a horse?

398. That is open to interpretation.

399. Let's do it.

400. Let's do it, do it, do it.

401. Let's get this party started.

402. Our runway look this week is Death Becomes Her.

403. How would your drag character die?

404. Oh, Girl, that is open to interpretation,

405. so I can't wait to see what these other bitches pull out.

406. For my Death Becomes Her look,

407. I'm going to be—

408. Gee, I don't know what I wanna be.

409. Maybe burned, and...

410. I kind of morphosize into a Glamazon,

411. but before that, it's, like, a night of hooking.

412. Katya, how did your family feel about doing drag?

413. Oh, they're amazing.

414. I never had anything to worry about or feel self-conscious of.

415. Girl, I wish my mama would be like that.

416. What's your mom like, Jaidynn?

417. Me and my mama are, like, best friends,

418. but it's just kind of hard because—

419. - Of the drag? - Not really the drag thing,

420. it's just sexuality.

421. I have not officially come out to my family yet.

422. We just kind of ignore the issue.

423. So they're okay with the drag,

424. but they're not okay with you being gay?

425. They're not even really okay with the drag.

426. They just know I do it.

427. My mom kind of lets me know,

428. "No, you ain't going in that direction."

429. You know, she'll send me a text,

430. and she'll be like, "Well, I'm just so grateful

431. that one day you're gonna find you a wife."

432. It's just kind of hard because, you know, I love my family.

433. I love my mama, and my biggest fear is being disowned.

434. - Yeah. - And that's a real fear.

435. It's, like, a serious fear.

436. Yeah.

437. I think it may change the— my relationship

438. with my brothers, my mom.

439. And that's what I'm scared of most.

440. And that's the reason why I kind of just stay to myself.

441. I'm sorry.

442. Ooh. Ooh, child.

443. And that's the thing is, I don't want to live without my family.

444. I love my family too much.

445. You know what I'm saying?

446. - Totally. - It's just crazy

447. to not be able to be, like, your authentic self.

448. Even in your home.

449. And it's either, you know, I'll just live my life

450. and marry a woman

451. and do what my family wants me to do and be unhappy,

452. or I can do me.

453. So it's one of the two.

454. Well then, do you and be happy.

455. It's just a complicated thing.

456. In the end, I just want to be accepted for—for who I am.

457. And I want people to know

458. that gay is okay.

459. Cover girl

460. Put the bass in your walk

461. Head to toe

462. Let your whole body talk

463. And what?

464. Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.

465. Merle Ginsberg, OMG!

466. Ru, my world's been empty without you.

467. Did my restraining order expire?

468. And, Michelle Visage.

469. Watch your back, honey.

470. No, seriously, watch your back.

471. Super judge, Ross Mathews,

472. what was it like directing my girls?

473. Oh, I was so good at directing,

474. I kind of gave myself a Woody Allen.

475. Hey.

476. And my everything,

477. Ariana Grande.

478. This is the best day of my life.

479. - I'm not lying.

480. So glad you're here.

481. Thank you.

482. This week, we challenged our queens

483. to Ru-enact the mystery of Merle Ginsberg.

484. Tonight, they're ready to murder the runway

485. in their Death Becomes Her ensembles.

486. Gentlemen, start your engines,

487. and may the best woman win.

488. Now, sissy that walk

489. Katya.

490. Something seems really fishy here.

491. I think we're gonna need a bigger boat.

492. I'm summoning up my best Tara Reid in Sharknado.

493. I've got the stringy, blond hair,

494. and I'm feeling the Shark Week fantasy.

495. They both have fabulous mouths, don't you think?

496. Yes.

497. And they both unhinge at the jaw.

498. Ginger Minj.

499. Looks like she suffered a grizzly death—oh!

500. I am serving you baby bear realness, honey.

501. I give a little spin. I strike a little pose.

502. I give a little growl.

503. Somebody's got their claws done.

504. She's bringing bear back.

505. You go, Growl.

506. LaGuardia Newark Kennedy Davenport.

507. Kennedy fried chicken.

508. Is she a chicken or a horse?

509. Giddyap, girl.

510. After a night of hooking, I got attacked

511. and thrown in the fire and crystalized.

512. So I come out a fierce

513. Glamazon drag queen, honey.

514. A morality tale—

515. do not go to Tijuana for your plastic surgery.

516. No.

517. Max.

518. - Oh. - Pretty.

519. The ghost of drag present.

520. I'm doing a jilted lover.

521. She's stuck in purgatory as a ghost

522. because she committed suicide by cutting out her own heart.

523. It's very tragic.

524. You know, a little club soda will take that right out.

525. Now, that's a heart-stopping look.

526. Organ donor realness.

527. Kandy Ho.

528. Queen of the damned.

529. I vant to smell your veave.

530. I am feeling fierce right now.

531. I'm just a sexy vampire.

532. I think she was fang banged to death.

533. If she's lucky.

534. Kristen Stewart is eating her heart out.

535. - Miss Fame. - Oh!

536. I wonder what's running through her head right now.

537. Living.

538. I've been captured by the bride of the man

539. that I've been having an affair with.

540. And bitch got me with a blade through the skull.

541. She's got a splitting headache.

542. The last time I'll eat at Benihana.

543. Pearl. Oh!

544. My safe word is "whiplash."

545. Walking's difficult with the new legs.

546. I'm feeling like all of my bones are gonna give out

547. at any given moment and some poor janitor

548. is gonna have to sweep up my cre-mains.

549. You should really stop at the second face-lift.

550. - Yeah. - It's quite enough.

551. At least she had the ribs removed.

552. Jaidynn Diore Fierce.

553. Orange is the new drag.

554. I think she's looking really ripped.

555. What had happened was I got put in jail,

556. and then I tried to escape to go see my baby daddy.

557. And I didn't quite make it over that fence.

558. It is criminal to look that good.

559. Uh-huh.

560. She rises from the dead once a month

561. to meet her parole officer.

562. Violet Chachki.

563. Oh, my God.

564. She is wasted.

565. I'm numb from the waist down,

566. tuck included.

567. I really could die, bitch. I'm giving you realness.

568. He's got a smaller waist than Barbie.

569. Oh, don't sneeze, honey. It's all gonna pop.

570. - Amazing. - Work it!

571. Now sissy that walk

572. Coming up...

573. You as me? I wasn't seeing it.

574. The comic timing needed some polish.

575. And now we're gonna go to you portraying me.

576. What the was that?

577. Ladies, let's watch my favorite new show,

578. Ru Hollywood Stories.

579. First up,

580. Merle's story.

581. I'm Merle Ginsberg, and this is my story.

582. I was at the craft service table

583. getting my morning martini,

584. and I spotted RuPaul and said,

585. "Hey, Rusy-Q,

586. I'm so glad to be back for Season 3."

587. And RuPaul said, "Oh, Merly Girl,

588. "I could never do the show without you.

589. You have job security for the rest of your life."

590. Oh.

591. Little did I know that we were not alone.

592. Oh! Oh, my God, you scared me.

593. I didn't see you there.

594. Not very observant for a judge, bitch.

595. Ru, I brought you a cake.

596. All of the brothers will want to eat this cake.

597. Speaking of, I need to say hey

598. to the new Pit Crew.

599. Good-bye, Merle?

600. But I'm not going anywhere.

601. Ru and I are great friends.

602. Well, I'm her best friend, see?

603. And I'm supposed to be a judge here!

604. Someone must have slipped something in my drink,

605. because I could not believe what happened next.

606. But the surveillance camera caught everything.

607. What in the name of La Toya Jackson

608. is going on here?

609. Merle fell and I think she bumped that part of her brain.

610. Now she can't judge good drag from bad.

611. But we're supposed to be shooting Season 3.

612. Well, I guess I'll just have to take her place.

613. And that's how that devil bitch,

614. Michelle Visage, stole my job.

615. Next up, Michelle's story.

616. I'm Michelle Visage,

617. and here's what really happened.

618. I was visiting the set the first day of Season 3,

619. sippin' on my sizzurp,

620. and then I noticed RuPaul more upset than I'd ever seen before

621. because Merle was saying,

622. "You know, Ru, these earrings would look

623. so much better on someone pretty, like me."

624. And Ru said something like...

625. Stay away from my things,

626. and stay away from my man!

627. Mother does not play that!

628. And I was like, "This bitch?"

629. I had to step in.

630. Hey, you guys, I brought us all a cake.

631. How sweet.

632. Let me tell the boys.

633. Well, look at this little witch,

634. trying to steal my job!

635. Of course not.

636. You can have my job,

637. because I'm taking RuPaul's!

638. Get ready for Merle Ginsberg Drag Race.

639. And then someone must have slipped something into my drink,

640. because I couldn't believe what happened next.

641. But the surveillance camera caught everything.

642. And the next thing I remember,

643. Merle was trying to kill Ru!

644. What in the name of Janice Dickinson

645. is going on here?

646. She was trying to kill you and then take over the show.

647. But Season 3 is coming, and I need a judge.

648. Michelle, could you?

649. Then I said, reluctantly,

650. "If Ru needs me, then yes.

651. Yes, I will become a judge on

652. And that's why that devil bitch, Merle Ginsberg,

653. left the show.

654. Next up, my story.

655. Well, y'all know what my name is

656. but, quite frankly, this is how it really went down.

657. I was oiling up the Pit Crew

658. when Merle came over to me and said,

659. "What if the drag queens judge us

660. instead of us judging them?"

661. And I said, "Only Judy can judge me."

662. And then Michelle showed up,

663. and she had no cake.

664. All she brought me was some dried up, old, nasty muffins.

665. And they weren't even gluten-free.

666. Happy Hanukah, RuPaul.

667. My monkeys made you the potato salad.

668. Ooh. Yay, I love an emotional time travel movie

669. with a strong female lead.

670. You two should talk.

671. I have to get to the... Pit Crew.

672. A Worm stole my credit card once.

673. German tourists often wear sandals.

674. Oh.

675. I wish somebody had slipped something in my drink, Kennedy,

676. 'cause what had happened next was cray-cray.

677. And, child, that surveillance camera caught everything.

678. Felt like I was in the middle of Freaknik in Miami, Florida.

679. Oh!

680. Oh! Oh.

681. Oh! Oh!

682. Oh!

683. What in the name of Fantasia Barrino

684. is going on up in here?

685. Who are we gonna get to judge Season 3?

686. Just grab the crazy one

687. and put her on the judges' panel.

688. And then the Pit Crew said,

689. "Which one's the crazy one?"

690. There you have it.

691. That's how that devil bitch, Michelle Visage,

692. replaced that devil bitch, Merle Ginsberg.

693. Hand to God, honey.

694. The video wasn't as bad as I was expecting it to be.

695. I still don't know what the I said,

696. and if you asked me to repeat a line,

697. I would not know any of them.

698. Coming up...

699. You might have been playing a dead person, but we were living.

700. I asked you for one thing.

701. I'm waiting, and I'm becoming impatient.

702. Ladies, I've made some decisions.

703. Ginger Minj,

704. yours is the winning team.

705. Yes!

706. You are all safe.

707. But tonight on the runway,

708. one of you stole the show.

709. Katya, condragulations.

710. You're the winner of this week's challenge.

711. You'll receive a $2,000 gift card

712. from Fabric Planet.

713. Yes!

714. I won a challenge! I am so excited.

715. Bodily fluid's spraying out of every orifice.

716. Katya, Ginger, and Kennedy,

717. you may leave the stage.

718. Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

719. First up, Max.

720. You as me?

721. I wasn't seeing it.

722. It was a little too masculine.

723. Max, I asked you for one thing.

724. What was it that I asked you for?

725. You asked me not to wear any gray hair.

726. I'm waiting, and I'm becoming impatient.

727. I couldn't disagree with Michelle more.

728. I think if gray hair is your thing,

729. I don't think that's a bad thing.

730. And that's great, but nobody's asking her to change,

731. just try something different.

732. That's exactly what changing is.

733. I love this look, because it told a story,

734. and it was scary but beautiful.

735. You just described Michelle.

736. All right, up next, Violet Chachki.

737. Now, how many inches is your waist?

738. Either 18 or 19.

739. You might have been playing a dead person,

740. but we were living.

741. Here's the thing, you as me,

742. I'm not from Staten Island. I am from New Jersey.

743. What's the difference?

744. We say our Rs, darling.

745. Well, it's a characterization, Michelle.

746. Right, 'cause I always talk like this, Ru!

747. Like I'm Jackie Mason.

748. All right, next up, Kandy Ho.

749. I just am over the vampire thing.

750. I feel like it's a cliche at this point.

751. And as Ru, the beard was back.

752. And what was going on with the crazy hairline, girl?

753. It was so stiff.

754. I didn't think you captured her at all.

755. All right, next up, Miss Fame.

756. How's your head?

757. It hurts.

758. I can barely hear a thing inside this—this muff.

759. It's like a shell.

760. She hasn't had any complaints yet.

761. - Thank you, Michelle. - You're welcome.

762. Yesterday, you had, like, a mini breakdown on set.

763. - What was going on? - It was self-sabotage.

764. My mouth is going, and I'm like, "I can't shut up.

765. I cannot stop my mouth."

766. - Well, but I want you— - I want to be present

767. and get it out of the way.

768. I'm a sensitive, heart on my sleeve kind of person,

769. and I want to be able to bring that to the panel.

770. Like, I want to show you that.

771. Well, but you have to learn to listen.

772. Because when I talk to you, you're a little bit ahead of

773. what I'm gonna say to you.

774. And the same with acting.

775. You have to be able to listen

776. so that you can respond properly.

777. I don't see what these bitches are talking about,

778. 'cause I think you're fabulous.

779. Thank you.

780. All right, next up, Pearl.

781. Well, someone set their alarm clock and finally woke up.

782. I definitely have shaken off whatever was going on.

783. Talk about Death Becomes Her, feels like the old self died

784. and the new self has emerged.

785. And now we're gonna go to you portraying me.

786. What the was that?

787. I came alive when I put that breastplate on.

788. It seems to work for everyone.

789. Except for you. Oh.

790. Next up, Jaidynn Diore Fierce.

791. I got the convict,

792. 'cause I might have dated a few in my day.

793. But for some reason, looking at everybody,

794. I feel like it's just a rung lower than them.

795. Yesterday was frustrating

796. because you didn't know the lines.

797. Yeah.

798. So that bummed me out, 'cause I think you're so good.

799. Thank you, ladies. I think we've heard enough.

800. While you untuck backstage,

801. the judges and I will deliberate.

802. Now, just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?

803. Let's start with Max.

804. You know, what was so interesting,

805. she came out very, like, goofy,

806. and I said, "Do you wanna fix that?"

807. And she said, "No, because this is Michelle's version of Merle."

808. Oh.

809. And that's why, Michelle, I cannot believe

810. that you would say that Max is predictable.

811. Oh, you don't know every week what she's gonna look like?

812. - No! - Yeah, every week,

813. she's gonna have a white face, gray hair,

814. and a spot on her face.

815. As somebody who always wears their hair the same way,

816. I identify with Max.

817. Would you ever do gray hair?

818. If it were in a ponytail.

819. Violet Chachki.

820. I called her out on the comedy timing,

821. but that's just not her strong suit.

822. But to stand up there that whole time cinched like that,

823. that was amazing.

824. I know, Ru, that you've heard of Mr. Pearl.

825. Yes.

826. The most famous corset maker in the world.

827. Think he has something like a 16-inch waist.

828. And I thought, I will never see a person who looks like that.

829. And tonight, we did.

830. I miss us, Merle.

831. I know, Ru. I do, too.

832. So let's move on to Kandy Ho.

833. I feel like she's flatlined.

834. It was all wrong.

835. I think that she was beautiful, and I loved her movement,

836. but I don't find her particularly memorable.

837. Miss Fame.

838. Now, Ross, I know she had a little bit of a breakdown.

839. She actually timed out and said, "Can I have a real moment here?"

840. I don't know. I love a kind of emotional diva.

841. I just kind of relate to that.

842. Pearl. Pearl has come a long way.

843. Her acting in the skit, I really, really enjoyed it.

844. Now, have you and Michelle ever made out in a vat of Jell-O?

845. I think I would remember that.

846. Is that what you're saying now in public?

847. Yeah, roll tape. Jaidynn Diore Fierce.

848. When I got to sit with her on the set,

849. there were these moments of good,

850. but to get there was so much work.

851. That might be okay if you're doing dinner theater,

852. but on the stage of

853. it's just not gonna cut it.

854. All right, silence!

855. I've made my decision.

856. Bring back my ghouls.

857. Welcome back, ladies.

858. I've made some decisions.

859. Max.

860. You're safe.

861. Thank you.

862. Pearl.

863. You're safe.

864. Thank you.

865. Kandy Ho.

866. You vamped it up on the runway,

867. but you didn't sink your teeth

868. into the challenge.

869. I'm sorry, my dear,

870. but you are up for elimination.

871. Violet Chachki.

872. You're safe.

873. Jaidynn Diore Fierce,

874. this week you failed to break out.

875. Miss Fame,

876. you got stuck in your head,

877. and not just by a 12-inch steak knife.

878. Jaidynn,

879. my dear, I'm sorry,

880. but you're up for elimination.

881. Oh, Lord, my heart is beating.

882. My feet are shaking,

883. and these are not my dance heels.

884. Miss Fame, you're safe,

885. and you may join the other girls.

886. Two queens stand before me.

887. Prior to tonight,

888. you were asked to prepare

889. a lip-sync performance

890. of Break Free by Ariana Grande.

891. Ladies, this is your last chance

892. to impress me and save yourself

893. from elimination.

894. The time has come

895. to lip-synch

896. for your life.

897. Jaidynn has nothing on me

898. when it comes to lip-synching.

899. Girl, mnh-mnh.

900. Good luck,

901. and don't it up.

902. If you want it

903. Take it

904. I should've said it before

905. Tried to hide it

906. Fake it

907. I can't pretend anymore

908. I only wanna die alive...

909. I'm giving the judges everything.

910. Honey, I want this.

911. This is my dream.

912. Don't wanna hear you

913. Lie tonight...

914. I'm giving it everything I have.

915. I want the judges to see it right.

916. This is

917. The part when I say I don't want ya

918. I'm stronger than I've been before

919. This is

920. The part when I break free

921. 'Cause I can't resist it no more...

922. I am watching this lip sync

923. and getting my life.

924. These girls are going for blood.

925. This is gonna be a nail-biter till the end.

926. It was fatal

927. In my dreams It felt so right

928. But I woke up

929. Every time

930. Oh, baby

931. This is

932. The part when I say I don't want ya

933. I'm stronger than I've been before

934. This is

935. The part when I break free

936. 'Cause I can't resist it

937. No more

938. Huh, oh!

939. Oh, my God.

940. Oh, God.

941. Ladies, I've made my decision.

942. Jaidynn Diore Fierce,

943. Shantay, you stay.

944. Thank you.

945. You may join the other girls.

946. Miss Ho, you came from Puerto Rico,

947. but now the whole world

948. is gonna have a Kandy crush.

949. Now, sashay away.

950. It's a bittersweet moment.

951. I'm not gonna lie.

952. I would have wanted to stay longer,

953. but I'm going to go to Puerto Rico

954. and rub it against other queens' faces,

955. because I was here

956. and you weren't.

957. Condragulations, ladies.

958. And remember, if you can't love yourself,

959. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

960. - Can I get an amen in here? Amen!

961. All right, now let the music play.

962. Take me up, up, up, up

963. Whoa, oh, up

964. Whoa, oh, up

965. We can...

966. Bye!