RuPaul's Drag Race 7x3

1. Previously on

2. RuPaul's Drag Race...

3. You'll be performing

4. the pre-flight video

5. for Glamazonian Airway.

6. Queens of the sky

7. Sasha Belle.

8. I lost you

9. in the safety video.

10. The dress—it was just

11. kind of schlumpy.

12. Katya, your outfit

13. is a Xanadu,

14. but your lip-sync

15. was a Xana-don't.

16. Ginger Minj,

17. condragulations.

18. You're the winner

19. of this week's challenge.

20. Katya—shantay, you stay.

21. Thank you so much.

22. Sasha Belle,

23. Sasha Belle, sashay away.

24. sashay away.

25. That noise.

26. Holy moly.

27. We get back to the workroom

28. and Sasha left us

29. a little message.

30. Love you, mean it!

31. Ging for the win.

32. Ging, you got a fangirl.

33. Opinions are like assholes.

34. Everybody have one.

35. But it don't count.

36. She gone.

37. Next.

38. Good-bye, Sasha.

39. We love you.

40. We love you, Sasha.

41. Love you.

42. This week, I survived

43. by the skin

44. of my fingernails.

45. It was the most stressful thing

46. I've ever done in my life.

47. I'm gonna murder

48. that next challenge,

49. whatever it is.

50. All right, get me

51. out of this.

52. I'm so happy to be

53. out of these heels

54. We got good feedback

55. and recognition

56. for our group, girl.

57. It was very well-deserved.

58. But I already knew

59. when they picked the group

60. that it was gonna be

61. a weaker group.

62. Honey, when they

63. picked that group,

64. I knew it was a lot

65. of buffoonery,

66. because they all look alike.

67. They all the same height.

68. They all weigh two pounds.

69. Fame, Trixie, Pearl.

70. Then there's that old tight-ass,

71. long horse-face Violet.

72. Them four just

73. rub my nerves out.

74. They don't know

75. about performing.

76. All they want to do is talk

77. and walk they asses

78. in heels,

79. and that's not drag.

80. Y'all sashay away.

81. Get your asses up

82. out of here.

83. I don't like

84. about them young hoes.

85. Not the air they breathe,

86. not they bony-ass, slim,

87. up-and-down pole bodies.

88. I would love to see all them

89. bitches home in one walk,

90. especially Violet.

91. Where your panties, girl?

92. We don't want to see that

93. Barbie doll, mannequin.

94. Barbie doll, mannequin. Cover that ass up.

95. Cover that ass up.

96. Panties, bitch.

97. RuPaul Drag Race

98. The winner of

99. RuPaul's Drag Race

100. receives a one-year supply

101. of Anastasia Beverly Hills

102. cosmetics,

103. and a cash prize of $100,000,

104. with our extra-special

105. guest judges,

106. Kat Dennings

107. and Mel B.

108. RuPaul Drag Race

109. May the best woman

110. Best woman win

111. Best woman win

112. Good morn-ting.

113. Good morning, Hollywood.

114. It's a new day,

115. and I'm happy that I

116. am still here, honey.

117. Still here and still kicking.

118. Yes, ma'am.

119. Jaidynn, how are your feet?

120. Girl, I took

121. a shower last night

122. and my toes started stinging

123. from—from open wounds.

124. You got to pop them corns

125. so the kids can eat.

126. To feed the children.

127. She done all ready

128. done have hers.

129. To she or not to she?

130. That 'tis the question.

131. Whether it is nobler to be

132. America's next drag superstar

133. or just some thirsty-ass ho.

134. Now, all the world's a stage,

135. but watch your back, "hinney,"

136. because everybody's a critic.

137. Yeah.

138. Uh-huh-oh.

139. Uh-huh-oh. What is that about?

140. What is that about?

141. Hello, hello, hello.

142. Howdy, howdy.

143. She got your Hoveround.

144. Yes!

145. America's next drag superstar

146. needs to have longevity,

147. even after her charisma,

148. uniqueness, nerve, and talent

149. gets old, dry, and dusty.

150. Ladies, it's time to release

151. your inner Golden Girl.

152. Oh, Pit Crew!

153. Yay!

154. Hey, panties.

155. Now, today's mini challenge

156. is an old, old-fashioned

157. Soul Traindance line.

158. We're calling it,

159. Sissy That Walker.

160. Are you living?

161. Yeah!

162. Well, more like

163. assisted living.

164. Yes!

165. You've got 15 minutes

166. to get into some

167. old lady drags.

168. And in the end,

169. the two grooviest grannies

170. will win.

171. Ready?

172. Ready? Set?

173. Set?

174. Go!

175. Go! Are you taking the blue?

176. Are you taking the blue?

177. All right, ladies.

178. Let's bust a move.

179. Just don't break a hip.

180. Ginger Minj.

181. Grandma said, "Knock you out!"

182. Mrs. Kasha Davis.

183. Yeah!

184. This looks like the cast

185. of Cocoon.

186. Pearl.

187. Oh, my God.

188. Is that Elaine Stritch?

189. Turn it up

190. Turn it up

191. Jaidynn Diore Fierce.

192. Twerk

193. Everybody jerk

194. I thought she had

195. retired from twerking.

196. Trixie Mattel.

197. Got to keep on dancing

198. Girl, your

199. is on once-a-month Boniva.

200. Max.

201. She's a friend of

202. Dorothy... Zbornak.

203. Dancing

204. Turn it up

205. LaGuardia Newark Kennedy.

206. Ooh, yeah!

207. Drop it like it's Icy Hot.

208. Miss Fame.

209. She's fallen

210. and she can't get up!

211. But she sure can get down.

212. Violet Chachki.

213. No teeth, all shade.

214. Jasmine Masters.

215. Turn it up

216. Where did you get

217. a loaf of bread?

218. Katya.

219. I love the smell

220. of Bengay in the morning.

221. Kandy Ho.

222. Ooh, granny's dusty.

223. Hey, granny.

224. Get it, granny.

225. Wow, you guys did great.

226. But two of you

227. did extra-special,

228. as in, you know,

229. Early Bird Special.

230. The two winners

231. of today's mini challenge

232. are...

233. Max.

234. And Kennedy Davenport.

235. Plinko!

236. We'll be posting these. gifs

237. so grandma and them

238. can see them too.

239. Now, ladies...

240. the word "drag" was first used

241. by Shakespeare

242. as an acronym

243. for "dressed as a girl."

244. Back when, you know,

245. all the female roles

246. were played by men.

247. For this week's Maxi challenge,

248. you'll be acting

249. in a comedic adaptation

250. of two Shakespeare classics—

251. "Romy and Juliet"

252. And my favorite,

253. "MacBitch."

254. Yes!

255. Now, Max and Kennedy,

256. you get to pick

257. your castmates

258. and assign the roles.

259. Max, you pick first.

260. Ginger Minj.

261. Come here, you little comedian.

262. Jasmine.

263. Trixie Mattel.

264. Katya.

265. Mrs. Kasha Davis.

266. Get over here, girl.

267. Pearl.

268. Whoo!

269. Jaidynn.

270. Get over here

271. as fast as you can.

272. Kandy.

273. That leaves Miss Fame

274. and Violet.

275. Max, who do you want

276. on your team?

277. Fame.

278. My mothballs are on fire.

279. Which means Violet Chachki

280. is on Team Kennedy Davenport.

281. I have no idea

282. why I'm getting

283. picked last again.

284. Now, in a moment,

285. Michelle Visage and I

286. will meet you on set

287. to direct your shoot.

288. Tomorrow on the runway,

289. the category is

290. Bearded and Beautiful.

291. Gentlemen,

292. start thine engines,

293. start thine engines, and may the best woman winneth.

294. and may the best woman winneth.

295. Let's see what this

296. MacBitchis about.

297. So we get MacBitch,

298. a crazy cheerleader

299. parody of Macbeth.

300. I've never even seen—

301. What is the original name? Mc—

302. Macbeth.

303. Macbeth?

304. I don't even know

305. what Macbethis, honestly.

306. Call me young.

307. Call me, like, illiterate.

308. Whatever.

309. I've never seen Macbeth.

310. Okay.

311. I think I'll read it

312. to assign.

313. Lady MacBitch, the pretty one,

314. the ambitious, ruthless

315. wannabe mean girl.

316. That sounds like Violet.

317. Laquish—

318. Laquisha Kanina MacBitch.

319. The tough ghetto woman.

320. I don't want to be

321. the ghetto girl.

322. 'Cause that's, like,

323. so common.

324. I could really turn myself

325. into Lady MacBitch.

326. Lady MacBitch?

327. Yes.

328. I kind of don't want to

329. put people in their, like—

330. in their, like—

331. Comfort zone?

332. Yeah.

333. So, Violet,

334. I would like for you

335. I would like for you to be ghetto.

336. to be ghetto.

337. We have an hour

338. to get this down,

339. so we need to figure it out.

340. Yeah, it's figured out.

341. You Laquisha Kanina MacBitch.

342. Okay?

343. And, you know,

344. her and Jasmine

345. are obviously friends

346. and that's why Jasmine

347. has the role of MacBitch,

348. even though this role

349. is perfect for me.

350. You are the team leader.

351. Whatever you want, boo-boo.

352. There's no pleasing Violet

353. if it don't go her way.

354. She always have a stank face.

355. She always have a stank face. She's just a bitch.

356. She's just a bitch.

357. Coming up...

358. In seven seasons,

359. I've never seen

360. a car crash like this before.

361. This is not good.

362. So this is some

363. Shakespeare.

364. This week's main challenge

365. is to act

366. in a new adaptation

367. of a Shakespearian classic.

368. I'm so excited.

369. I've done Shakespeare plenty...

370. I've done Shakespeare plenty... and he liked it every time.

371. and he liked it every time.

372. We got Romy and Juliet

373. and I'm excited.

374. I do have, like, some legitimate

375. Shakespearian experience.

376. Okay, so let's go

377. through the characters.

378. You have a 30-day trial?

379. Attention, please.

380. Everyone, when I have my hands

381. Everyone, when I have my hands up like this—attention.

382. up like this—attention.

383. All right, kittens.

384. Lady Cappuccino,

385. Juliet's drag mother,

386. a little older.

387. I think I know who that one

388. sounds like.

389. Juliet's BFF,

390. a vapid, ditsy party girl.

391. Let's just see how many

392. lines she has, then we'll talk.

393. Mercutia—

394. she's more ratchet,

395. kind of a hoochie.

396. See, I think you should be

397. Mercutia.

398. Come on, House... Capulet.

399. Is that correct?

400. House Capulet—yeah.

401. Capu—Capulet.

402. Capulet. Exactly.

403. I don't know what that means.

404. You're, like, totes

405. Montage-eau.

406. Montague.

407. Monta-goo.

408. Some of these girls

409. look like their Shakespeare

410. is gonna be shaky, dear.

411. is gonna be shaky, dear. Montag-ew!

412. Montag-ew!

413. Montag-ew! Ew!

414. Ew!

415. This is so not your gig.

416. All right, when you—

417. when you go, "This is so

418. not your gig," you be like—

419. This is so not your gig.

420. This is so not your gig.

421. Sound like

422. more Regina George.

423. Jasmine has the role of MacBitch

424. and it's, like, a really

425. sassy, bitchy.

426. This is so not your gig.

427. She's not really

428. serving that.

429. Basic bit—

430. Basic bit— basic bitches not wanted.

431. basic bitches not wanted.

432. I get the ghetto girl

433. and I'm really serving it well,

434. I think.

435. Head cheerleader is gonna be me,

436. Laquisha Keanni.

437. Laquisha Keanni. That's right.

438. That's right.

439. The struggle is real.

440. Um...

441. I want to make

442. a judgment call here

443. 'cause I just don't

444. feel comfortable.

445. I need Jasmine and Violet

446. I need Jasmine and Violet to switch characters.

447. to switch characters.

448. Jasmine, just be

449. the ghetto girl

450. and make it work.

451. Bitch, I already gone done

452. filled my ghetto fantasy.

453. Let's switch scripts.

454. Anything else because of

455. Jasmine's up

456. we should change real quick?

457. I think we should definitely

458. run through it right now.

459. No, no.

460. Just read on your own.

461. So now, well into

462. our challenge,

463. Jasmine and Violet

464. have to learn new parts.

465. Now it's just a race

466. Now it's just a race against time.

467. against time.

468. Team Max.

469. Welcome.

470. It is time to showcase

471. our "Shakesqueerian" play,

472. and my team

473. better know their lines.

474. But in case they don't,

475. I know them for them.

476. All right,

477. you lipstick thesbians.

478. Get it, guys. You got it.

479. And action.

480. First day of school.

481. House of Caparus

482. is gonna rule.

483. Capulet.

484. Sorry.

485. All right. Action.

486. Soft, but what light

487. do break?

488. I'm Juliet,

489. but you can call me Cupcake.

490. Hey!

491. Ho! You two have to chill.

492. Ho! You two have to chill. You're from enemy crews!

493. You're from enemy crews!

494. "R—Romy?

495. You'll get yourself banished."

496. Oh.

497. Romy, you'll get

498. yourself banished...

499. if you hang with that flooz.

500. I'm sorry, I need to relax.

501. Mercutia, what's going on?

502. I'm not really experienced

503. in acting.

504. I'm just giving it the best—

505. Girl, you are a drag queen.

506. You are experienced at acting.

507. You are experienced at acting. Okay.

508. Okay.

509. What's going on, Jaidynn?

510. What's happening?

511. I just—

512. I get in the moment

513. and I just kind of freak out.

514. I want this so bad and—

515. I'm sorry.

516. I just—

517. Jaidynn begins to tear up

518. and it all sort of

519. and it all sort of comes down on her at once.

520. comes down on her at once.

521. I got this.

522. Yes, girl.

523. You got this.

524. Shake it off.

525. Shake, shake, shake it off.

526. Got it.

527. So we're gonna do it

528. one more time.

529. Romy, girl!

530. You was my sister!

531. Why!

532. Ladies, uh, we're done.

533. That's a wrap.

534. Thank you.

535. It's unfortunate because,

536. had Jaidynn been

537. a little bit more confident

538. and prepared,

539. I think we could've

540. really nailed it.

541. And now, I'm thinking,

542. she may have just

543. she may have just lost it for us.

544. lost it for us.

545. The cast of MacBitch.

546. Places, people.

547. Places, people.

548. Let's make magic.

549. Yes.

550. Action.

551. Friends, drag queens,

552. hunty men.

553. Cheerleader tryouts

554. Cheerleader tryouts are happening today.

555. are happening today.

556. Uh, cut.

557. Pearl, is that

558. your normal voice?

559. No, I deepened it a bit

560. for the character.

561. You deepened it.

562. I think you probably

563. shouldn't do that.

564. You are the narrator

565. of this whole thing.

566. You want everybody

567. to look at you.

568. Okay.

569. Okay. With that lame-ass whistle.

570. With that lame-ass whistle.

571. Hey, Hagwarts rejects,

572. what's your prediction?

573. what's your prediction?

574. The spirit.

575. The spirits—

576. Have spoken.

577. We saw it in a dream.

578. Lady MacBitch is the—

579. Lady MacBitch is the— New cheer supreme.

580. New cheer supreme.

581. Watch out, sisters.

582. I'm the real prima donna.

583. Oh.

584. Head cheerleader.

585. Head—head cheerleader—

586. Oh,

587. Head cheerleader is gonna be me.

588. Ki—

589. Head cheerleader

590. is gonna be me,

591. Laquisha Keanni.

592. Cut.

593. It's about that rhyme.

594. It's really a rhythm.

595. It's, "Watch out, sisters.

596. I'm the real prima donna.

597. Head cheerleader

598. is gonna be me,

599. Laquisha Keanna."

600. Watch out, sisters.

601. Watch out, sisters. I'm prim—oh.

602. I'm prim—oh.

603. Keep going. Keep going.

604. Watch out, sisters.

605. I'm the queen—

606. I'm the real prima donna.

607. Head coach is gonna—

608. head cheerleader

609. is gonna be me,

610. Laquisha Quian—

611. Laquisha Quian— Oh,

612. Oh,

613. Oh, So we're gonna move on.

614. So we're gonna move on.

615. Oh, my God.

616. I'm like,

617. Like, when is this

618. gonna be over?

619. Okay, here we go.

620. Okay, here we go. Tastes like burning—

621. Tastes like burning—

622. Tastes like burning— Basic witches not wanted.

623. Basic witches not wanted.

624. What is happening?

625. I'm lost.

626. It was a domino effect.

627. This person screwed up

628. and then this person screwed up

629. and then this person

630. doesn't know what to do.

631. doesn't know what to do. It's a mess.

632. It's a mess.

633. Kennedy, did you

634. rehearse your team?

635. I got to tell you—

636. in seven seasons

637. of doing RuPaul's Drag Race,

638. I have never seen

639. I have never seen a car crash like this before.

640. a car crash like this before.

641. I don't know what

642. to tell you, ladies.

643. This is not good.

644. Everybody on my team

645. Everybody on my team is in deep right now.

646. is in deep right now.

647. is in deep right now.

648. You ready for another

649. day in paradise?

650. It's elimination day

651. and I'm feeling horrible.

652. Yesterday, my team sucked.

653. Worst day of my life.

654. Like, someone bring me a puppy.

655. I want to die.

656. How we doing, Miss Jasmine?

657. You know, I don't like

658. to be, like,

659. I don't know my.

660. Right.

661. So it was just like,

662. Well, I think you just need

663. to turn that gown out

664. and give it to them.

665. I was part of a team

666. that was the worst

667. in the whole entire history

668. of Drag Race.

669. But I know for a fact

670. this dress that I'm wearing

671. is the best gown

672. that ever walked

673. down the runway

674. of a drag race.

675. Ever.

676. I wouldn't be surprised

677. if Ru got up right now

678. and said, "Bitch,

679. just because of that gown, girl,

680. just because of that gown, girl, you're safe as."

681. you're safe as."

682. Who the hell are you?

683. I'm like,

684. "I'm Trixie Mattel."

685. And they're like, "Who?"

686. They're like, "Who?"

687. Right, yeah.

688. Yes.

689. These young girls

690. ain't been through nothing.

691. And, girl, it's getting

692. on a bitch nerves.

693. You have to kind of

694. go through discovering

695. go through discovering what your aesthetic is.

696. what your aesthetic is.

697. Girl.

698. Please, honey. Find one.

699. They're like—

700. they don't even know

701. who they are yet.

702. They don't.

703. What's that color one?

704. What? Oh, Violet.

705. Yeah, that one.

706. Lavender. Tacky drag.

707. Mrs. Kasha Davis,

708. Jasmine and Kennedy

709. and myself—

710. we just call ourselves

711. the Bitter Old Lady Brigade.

712. But we don't mean

713. any harm, girl.

714. Except when we do.

715. That's what worries me about

716. some of the younger ones is,

717. they don't get it.

718. And then they get hit hard

719. with what comes afterwards.

720. Mm-hmm.

721. You know, people always

722. come up to me—"Girl, why do you

723. take drag so seriously?

724. You're not curing cancer."

725. No, but I'm making it

726. easier to live with.

727. Right.

728. 'Cause this one woman came up

729. and we said,

730. "What are you celebrating?"

731. She said, "My bucket list."

732. She had just gotten diagnosed

733. with terminal cancer

734. and wanted to go

735. and see a drag show.

736. They gave her two weeks to live.

737. She came for a year.

738. Wow.

739. And we were like, "You know,

740. one day she's just not

741. gonna show up."

742. And she didn't.

743. We found out she had been

744. taken to hospice,

745. so we put together

746. the entire show,

747. drove over to hospice,

748. and gave that girl

749. one last show.

750. It's stuff like that

751. makes it worthwhile.

752. Somebody needs that.

753. Right.

754. Every time you're on stage,

755. you're ministering somebody

756. you're ministering somebody in some type of way.

757. in some type of way.

758. I just had a meltdown.

759. Like, I broke down

760. right there on stage,

761. crying, acting a fool.

762. And, honey, if I have

763. to lip-synch,

764. baby, I'm gonna

765. give that my all,

766. 'cause I didn't come here

767. to go home.

768. I worked so hard

769. to get here.

770. This is my dreams

771. and my goals.

772. Everything is at stake

773. right now.

774. They gonna have to get security,

775. escort me out, honey.

776. It's gonna be a real drag show

777. 'cause they gonna drag me

778. right on off the stage,

779. 'cause I ain't going home.

780. Oh, my God.

781. No ma'am, no ham, no Pam,

782. no cauliflower,

783. no corn bread, no green beans.

784. I'm not going home.

785. I'm not going home.

786. Cover girl

787. Put the bass in your walk

788. Head to toe

789. Let your whole body talk

790. And what?

791. Welcome to the main stage

792. of RuPaul's Drag Race.

793. My wife, Michelle Visage.

794. Thanks for being my beard

795. for all these years.

796. Please don't ever

797. shave me.

798. Sir Carson Kressley,

799. are you ready to tame

800. some shrews?

801. Bring me the shrews!

802. My favorite broke girl—

803. and I know a lot of them—

804. Kat Dennings, is here.

805. Oh, my God.

806. This is the best day

807. of my life, Ru.

808. And the spiciest girl of all,

809. from America's Got Talent,

810. Mel B.

811. Welcome to my show,

812. America's Got Drag Queens.

813. I'm so bloody excited,

814. I cannot even tell you.

815. This week,

816. we challenged our queens

817. to Hamlet it up

818. in two twisted

819. Shakespeare classics.

820. And tonight,

821. they're ready to gag us

822. with the hair

823. on their chinny chin chins.

824. Gentlemen, start your engines,

825. and may the best

826. bearded woman win.

827. Now, sissy that walk

828. Max.

829. I love the beard.

830. I'm trying to channel

831. a little bit of Tim Burton,

832. 1920s editorial Salvador Dali.

833. Touch-gay!

834. Surely, you joust.

835. Ginger Minj.

836. Is that a Merkin

837. in your pocket,

838. or are you just happy to see me?

839. I am trying so hard

840. to remain elegant

841. with this beard,

842. but I'm selling it.

843. Who knew I was a model?

844. Serving Diesel Van Dyke,

845. Trixie Mattel.

846. Bearded for the cause.

847. Heavenly.

848. It's like I just

849. stepped out of an oil painting

850. and I'm taking him to church.

851. And now, with wings.

852. Is she a ZZ Top

853. or a ZZ Bottom?

854. Mr. and Mrs. Kasha Davis.

855. This isn't the bearded lady

856. you see at the circus.

857. She's a socialite

858. with a lot of diamonds.

859. Cruella de Pilatory.

860. Jaidynn Diore Fierce.

861. Miss Jackson,

862. if you're hairy.

863. I am serving bearded

864. gladiator gothic fierceness

865. on the runway, honey.

866. Come on, bearded queen.

867. All shade, all Mr. T.

868. I pity the queen.

869. Miss Fame.

870. I want that waist

871. and the outfit.

872. This is my editorial take

873. on the classic harlequin look.

874. I'm feeling stunning.

875. Uh—oh!

876. What's so funny?

877. She's, like, a cross

878. between Ginger Grant

879. and Ulysses S. Grant.

880. LaGuardia Newark Kennedy.

881. The artist formerly known

882. as Kennedy Davenport.

883. Yeah.

884. My hair is deep-waved

885. with my beard, honey.

886. I'm feeling fierce.

887. Use that beaver

888. as a Swiffer.

889. If you've got a beaver,

890. flaunt it.

891. Right, Michelle?

892. How do you think I got here?

893. Katya.

894. Yowza! Babe-raham Lincoln.

895. I'm giving you

896. Emancipation Proclamation

897. realness.

898. I'm coming for the South.

899. I'm coming for the North.

900. I'm coming for everybody.

901. Don't go to the theater!

902. Sissy that walk

903. Jasmine Masters.

904. I need that dress.

905. Look at this gown.

906. Gag over it,

907. 'cause there's nothing else

908. you can do besides gag.

909. It's very "lumber-Jackee."

910. It's me,

911. Jasmine.

912. Ooh, the

913. shade of it all.

914. Pearl.

915. It's the devil made her do it.

916. I am giving you

917. papier mâché bearded lady,

918. she-devil.

919. I love that.

920. I don't give a what.

921. Not today, Satan.

922. Kandy Ho.

923. Dr. Zhivag-ho.

924. Yes.

925. Who doesn't love

926. a hairy box?

927. My husband.

928. My look is kind of dark.

929. I want them to see

930. a darker side of me.

931. Fu man—chu better work.

932. Violet.

933. Oh.

934. Peggy Sue got hairy.

935. I'm giving you 1956 Dior,

936. haute couture poses on point.

937. Everything is to a T.

938. She's bringing her beard

939. to the prom.

940. Where's the pig blood?

941. Now, sissy that walk

942. Coming up...

943. Ladies, you are all

944. up for elimination.

945. up for elimination.

946. Welcome back, ladies.

947. It's time to debut

948. the greatest love story

949. of all time,

950. Romy and Juliet,

951. starring Team Max.

952. In a world of charisma,

953. uniqueness, talent,

954. and nerve,

955. two rival drag houses

956. two rival drag houses gonna get on they swerve.

957. gonna get on they swerve.

958. First day of school.

959. House of Capulet's gonna rule.

960. Drag mother,

961. who's that there?

962. Do you know?

963. Juliet, pay her no mind.

964. It's that skank Romy-ho.

965. Soft, but what light

966. do break?

967. I'm Juliet,

968. but what's in a name?

969. You can call me Cupcake, okay?

970. Oh, chill out, you two.

971. You're from enemy crews.

972. You'll get yourself banished

973. if you hang with this flooz.

974. What did you say?

975. RuPaul-ogize, trolls.

976. Calm down, Beyonce,

977. or I'll clock those back rolls.

978. The queen-on-queen rumble

979. turned into a thriller.

980. Meanwhile, later that night

981. at Juliet's villa...

982. Wherefore art thou, Romy, yo!

983. Be still, sweet Juliet.

984. But how is she, though?

985. Romy, let's live forever.

986. Do you fancy a shag?

987. Yes, God.

988. On your eleganza I gag!

989. Oh, girl, you really gagging.

990. Oh, wait.

991. Status update: dead.

992. There we go.

993. Oh, man.

994. We never even got

995. to kaikai.

996. And with this death drop,

997. I do die.

998. Romy, girl!

999. Why!

1000. Teenage suicide—

1001. Teenage suicide— don't do it.

1002. don't do it.

1003. I just—I promised myself

1004. I wouldn't cry.

1005. Well done, ladies.

1006. Next up, MacBitch,

1007. starring Team Kennedy Davenport.

1008. Here in Tuckahoe,

1009. it's the season of the witch...

1010. But none are as shady

1011. as Lady MacBitch.

1012. Friends, drag queens,

1013. hunty men.

1014. I got something to say.

1015. Cheerleading tryouts

1016. are happening today.

1017. Watch out, sisters.

1018. I'm the real prima donna.

1019. Head cheerleader is gonna be me,

1020. Laquisha Keanna.

1021. That's right.

1022. Girl, not on tonight.

1023. This is so not your gig.

1024. I'm Lady MacBitch

1025. and you're a pig in a wig.

1026. Hey, Hagwarts rejects,

1027. what's your prediction?

1028. If I'm not head cheerleader,

1029. it's purely fan fiction.

1030. The spirits

1031. have spoken.

1032. We saw in a dream.

1033. Lady MacBitch is

1034. the cheer team supreme.

1035. the cheer team supreme. Wicked, please.

1036. Wicked, please.

1037. Attention, cheer trolls.

1038. Let the tryouts begin.

1039. Start your engines.

1040. Start your engines. May the best Tuckahoe win!

1041. May the best Tuckahoe win!

1042. Basic witches not wanted.

1043. Oh, sisters, I'm stressed.

1044. If I don't win, I may die.

1045. Try this. It'll help.

1046. It's Oprah's new chai.

1047. With a shot of drain cleaner.

1048. Well, all right,

1049. Mary MacBitch.

1050. Give it a go. You're up first.

1051. Okay.

1052. Give me a T.

1053. Give me a U.

1054. Give me a—

1055. Byeeeee!

1056. Byeeeee!

1057. U-G-L-Y.

1058. You ain't got no alibi.

1059. You ugly.

1060. You ugly. Tragic.

1061. Tragic.

1062. Well, there you

1063. have it, ladies,

1064. Master-queef Theater.

1065. It was hard to watch.

1066. I'm trying to black it out.

1067. Coming up...

1068. I don't want to hear

1069. any God damn excuses.

1070. any God damn excuses. Make it work.

1071. Make it work.

1072. The reviews are in,

1073. and one production

1074. are all safe

1075. from elimination.

1076. Team Max, condragulations.

1077. Good work, guys.

1078. Jaidynn Diore Fierce,

1079. kudos for working

1080. through your fears.

1081. Thank you, Ru.

1082. And for your dual role

1083. as team leader

1084. and the tallest Juliet

1085. in herstory,

1086. Max, you are the winner

1087. of this week's challenge.

1088. You've won two couture

1089. latex outfits

1090. from Syren Latex,

1091. a leader in latex fashions.

1092. This is the perfect ending

1093. to a good week.

1094. It feels grand.

1095. It feels grand. Now, get thee to a nunnery.

1096. Now, get thee to a nunnery.

1097. Team Kennedy Davenport,

1098. you are all up for elimination.

1099. First up, Kennedy.

1100. I have to say,

1101. the runway outfit

1102. is probably my least favorite

1103. of all of the contestants

1104. right now.

1105. Oh.

1106. Your performance—

1107. the fact that you were

1108. the team leader

1109. and your team was a disaster.

1110. What the hell happened?

1111. It was a shock

1112. to me as well.

1113. During your rehearsal,

1114. couldn't you sense

1115. that it wasn't even going right?

1116. Nobody knew their lines.

1117. Well, that was

1118. pretty evident.

1119. Moving on.

1120. Katya.

1121. You knew your lines.

1122. You delivered it okay

1123. and for this group,

1124. that's a lot.

1125. Your choice on

1126. the runway tonight

1127. shows intelligent humor.

1128. The hair, the beard,

1129. the whole entire look—

1130. flawless for me.

1131. Thank you.

1132. All right, Jasmine Masters.

1133. Oh, what a gorgeous gown.

1134. Thank you.

1135. You just look unbelievable,

1136. and I'm sure that dress

1137. weighs 100 pounds.

1138. Yes, it does.

1139. Your beard is the most

1140. disturbing to me,

1141. and it looks almost

1142. like a chin strap.

1143. I don't glue stuff

1144. to my face.

1145. The slightest thing will

1146. break me out,

1147. so I just didn't want

1148. to take that chance

1149. and put something on my face

1150. and then I'm getting

1151. rushed to the hospital

1152. because my skin broke out.

1153. Uh, your Shakespearean

1154. performance—it wasn't

1155. really fun watching you

1156. because we could kind of see

1157. that you were having

1158. a hard time with it.

1159. I knew my lines,

1160. but my lines were not

1161. coming out how they should have.

1162. coming out how they should have. You did not know your lines.

1163. You did not know your lines.

1164. Next up, Pearl.

1165. Your look makes a statement,

1166. and you're the only one

1167. that actually used some

1168. really creative materials.

1169. You were a

1170. cheerleading coach,

1171. and you were, like, lifeless

1172. and borderline dead.

1173. I like borderline dead.

1174. I find it great.

1175. Once.

1176. I've only seen it once.

1177. I mean, it was rough.

1178. The domino effect was real.

1179. But you had the first word.

1180. Yeah.

1181. So if you're gonna have

1182. a domino effect,

1183. then you started it.

1184. Yeah.

1185. Sorry.

1186. Thanks.

1187. Next up, Kandy Ho.

1188. Hello.

1189. Yay on the contouring.

1190. Don't think I haven't noticed.

1191. You changed your face

1192. and it shows.

1193. Thank you.

1194. It's pretty,

1195. and now we see you.

1196. I know. Isn't that funny?

1197. But that's the irony,

1198. and today she wears

1199. a freakin' beard.

1200. For the beard challenge—

1201. She fixes her contour.

1202. In the Shakespeare bit,

1203. I liked the nerdy kind of twist

1204. you did with the tape

1205. on the glasses.

1206. I think you did a fantastic job.

1207. Thank you.

1208. Next up, Violet Chachki.

1209. I love that Dior

1210. silhouette, girl.

1211. You look very elegant

1212. and pretty,

1213. and that's hard to do

1214. with a full beard.

1215. Yeah.

1216. Yeah. Lady MacBitch just fell flat.

1217. Lady MacBitch just fell flat.

1218. How can anyone be crap

1219. at being a bitch?

1220. It was a hard day.

1221. It was a rough day

1222. for everybody.

1223. Why is everyone saying

1224. a rough day?

1225. Haven't we all had rough days

1226. when we just have

1227. to pull it out

1228. and just deal with it

1229. and be professional?

1230. Um...

1231. I'll say this.

1232. I specifically remember

1233. turning to Kennedy

1234. and saying,

1235. "Should we run it as a group?"

1236. And she shot me down

1237. and said no,

1238. and I think that was the root

1239. of our problem.

1240. I'll take responsibility

1241. as a leader.

1242. But as far as

1243. taking correction,

1244. I'm not gonna take their blame.

1245. You know, FYI

1246. for all of you girls up there,

1247. I don't want to hear

1248. any God damn excuses.

1249. Be prepared.

1250. We didn't have time

1251. to re-rehearse.

1252. Make it work.

1253. Make it work.

1254. make it happen.

1255. I don't want to hear

1256. any God damn excuses

1257. any God damn excuses anymore.

1258. anymore.

1259. Having said that,

1260. my children,

1261. while you untuck backstage,

1262. the judges and I

1263. will deliberate.

1264. Just between us Spice Girls,

1265. what do you think?

1266. Let's start with

1267. Kennedy Davenport.

1268. It just looked like she had

1269. some old pubes laying around

1270. and she glued them to her face

1271. and that was it.

1272. As a performer—

1273. Thesbian.

1274. As a thesp—thesbian...

1275. I heard that about you.

1276. What a mistake

1277. to not run the play

1278. as a group.

1279. It was a mess

1280. from top to bottom.

1281. I don't like messy bottoms.

1282. Katya.

1283. She was one who was

1284. consistently delivering.

1285. I think she's always

1286. ready, willing, and Abe-le.

1287. Jasmine Masters.

1288. As a fan of the show,

1289. like, the biggest fan

1290. of all time,

1291. it's so frustrating

1292. when you watch someone talented

1293. get in their own way so much

1294. and they can't pull out of it.

1295. You have to work.

1296. You have to make it work.

1297. Yes.

1298. Work. Work it out.

1299. I don't know what it is,

1300. but I really like Jasmine.

1301. All right.

1302. Let's move on to Pearl.

1303. Her role—

1304. I think she was trying to be,

1305. like, a couture football player.

1306. The pants had this big

1307. gaping crotch thing

1308. that kept grabbing my eyes.

1309. I could see that. Yeah.

1310. Then, when her lines came,

1311. it was like, "Hark.

1312. Who goes there?"

1313. This performance brought

1314. to you by lithium.

1315. Kandy Ho.

1316. This is gonna sound shocking,

1317. but I actually enjoyed

1318. her hairy box.

1319. Immensely.

1320. She did seem like

1321. one of the only people

1322. having a good time.

1323. Mm-hmm.

1324. She's an enigma.

1325. Wait, what did you call me?

1326. You better watch it.

1327. Violet Chachki.

1328. I don't want to be

1329. a MacBitch about it.

1330. However, she is the one

1331. I remember the least.

1332. Come on.

1333. We can all be a bitch.

1334. She wasn't.

1335. Rude.

1336. Silence!

1337. I've made my decision.

1338. Bring back my Shakes-beards.

1339. Bring back my Shakes-beards.

1340. Welcome back, ladies.

1341. I've made some decisions.

1342. Kandy Ho...

1343. you're safe.

1344. Katya...

1345. you're safe, Mr. President.

1346. Thank you.

1347. Jasmine Masters,

1348. your Shakespeare performance

1349. was a tragedy.

1350. I'm sorry, my dear,

1351. but you are up for elimination.

1352. Violet Chachki,

1353. you're safe.

1354. Thank you.

1355. Kennedy Davenport,

1356. you were team leader,

1357. and heavy is the head

1358. that wears the crown.

1359. Pearl, you've been sleepwalking.

1360. Consider tonight

1361. your wake-up call.

1362. your wake-up call. Wake up, Pearl.

1363. Wake up, Pearl.

1364. Wake up.

1365. Pearl...

1366. Pearl... you're safe.

1367. you're safe.

1368. Kennedy, my dear,

1369. I'm sorry, but you are up

1370. for elimination.

1371. I don't want to go

1372. up against Jasmine.

1373. That's my sister.

1374. You know, we have a bond.

1375. Two queens

1376. stand before me.

1377. Ladies, this is

1378. your last chance

1379. to impress me

1380. and save yourself

1381. and save yourself from elimination.

1382. from elimination.

1383. The time has come...

1384. for you to lip-synch

1385. for your life.

1386. Good luck

1387. and don't it up.

1388. I was gonna cancel

1389. Until you reminded me

1390. Of what I do

1391. Now I see it clearer

1392. My best friend is a mirror

1393. Look by me

1394. And I see all the things

1395. I've been through

1396. Just hop off of the bed

1397. Hey, go ahead—

1398. I just don't want

1399. to lip-synch against

1400. my own sister,

1401. but I want to show the world

1402. what I can do.

1403. Unless you go, go, go, go

1404. Go, go, go, go, girl

1405. Just hop off of the bed

1406. Hey, go ahead, face the day

1407. Who cares what you know

1408. Don't let that in the way

1409. No way

1410. Shut out all the doubt

1411. It's so hard to watch

1412. two of my best Judies

1413. in this competition

1414. going at it,

1415. knowing that one of them

1416. is gonna go home.

1417. Unless you go, go, go, go

1418. Go, go, go, go

1419. Go, go, go, go, girl

1420. Go, go, go, go, girl

1421. Ladies, I've made

1422. Ladies, I've made my decision.

1423. my decision.

1424. Kennedy Davenport,

1425. Kennedy Davenport, shantay, you stay.

1426. shantay, you stay.

1427. shantay, you stay. You may join the other girls.

1428. You may join the other girls.

1429. Jasmine, girl,

1430. you are a prima donna

1431. and a true diva.

1432. I know that's right,

1433. and you best believe it.

1434. Now, sashay away.

1435. Now, sashay away.

1436. If it had been another girl

1437. that sent me home,

1438. I'd have been pissed off

1439. about it.

1440. But knowing that I lost

1441. to my sister, Kennedy,

1442. I'm walking away

1443. from this experience happy.

1444. I know she gonna knock

1445. the rest of these bitches out—

1446. no tea, no shade,

1447. no pink lemonade.

1448. My queens, remember,

1449. if you can't love yourself,

1450. how in the hell you gonna

1451. love somebody else?

1452. Can I get an amen up in here?

1453. Amen.

1454. Now, if music be

1455. the food of love,

1456. play on!

1457. Take me up

1458. U-u-up

1459. U-u-up

1460. U-u-up

1461. We can fly tonight

1462. We can fly tonight Byeeeeee!