RuPaul's Drag Race 7x2

1. Previously on

2. RuPaul's Drag Race.

3. This is the most

4. draggedy season premiere ever.

5. You'll be making your main stage

6. debut naked and afraid.

7. No tea, no shade,

8. no pink lemonade,

9. but you don't want see

10. these girls up in here naked.

11. I know you don't.

12. Tempest DuJour.

13. You're wrinkly.

14. You're droopy.

15. Violet Chachki.

16. You have that essence

17. of those crazy skinny models

18. that may not have boobs.

19. Kandy Ho.

20. It looks like you literally

21. contoured on a beard.

22. No.

23. Violet Chachki,

24. you are the winner

25. of this week's challenge.

26. Kandy Ho, shante, you stay.

27. Kandy Ho, shante, you stay. Tempest DuJour, sashay away.

28. Tempest DuJour, sashay away.

29. Whew. My goodness.

30. Oh, my god.

31. We're back in the workroom,

32. and Tempest has gone home.

33. "You're never

34. too old to dream."

35. Aww.

36. The reality of the situation

37. is hitting all of us.

38. Every challenge

39. somebody's gonna go home.

40. Was it nerve-racking

41. doing the lip sync?

42. No because I knew

43. I was gonna beat her.

44. Oh, my god.

45. Bye, Tempest.

46. I'm not gonna let this first lip

47. sync break my confidence.

48. I need to show the judges

49. that I do have what it takes.

50. Well, condragulations, girl.

51. How does that feel?

52. I hate Michelle Visage.

53. What?

54. Girl.

55. What she said just

56. rubbed me the wrong way.

57. I would have liked to have

58. seen it zhooshed a little 'cause

59. I'm getting boy.

60. To be honest, she

61. probably has a bigger man body

62. than I do without her implants.

63. Oh, come on.

64. Don't go there, girl.

65. Of course Michelle Visage

66. is gonna judge you.

67. It's her job.

68. You know you're gonna

69. get negative criticism

70. no matter what.

71. Just didn't—it wasn't

72. tasteful the way she said it.

73. It was just like, "Ew,

74. Michelle."

75. Michelle seems really

76. underwhelmed with everything

77. that I was doing,

78. but I impressed myself.

79. I thought you was gonna win.

80. I mean, it's they—

81. there has to be a winner,

82. and I think that your win

83. was valid.

84. I stand by that.

85. I'm not sitting

86. here mad about it.

87. A little bit.

88. Did the judges get it right?

89. Pause, pause, pause.

90. Maybe not.

91. Well, congratulations, girl.

92. Woo.

93. Oh, girl, yes.

94. Are you mad at me?

95. Tonight, Sasha totally threw

96. me under the bus on the stage.

97. Which queen has least

98. impressed you thus far?

99. I'd have to say Pearl.

100. I expect to be hated on.

101. I wasn't expecting it so soon

102. because she's been so cool

103. to my face the whole time.

104. Whatever. It's all good.

105. Well, obviously it's not.

106. Half of me saying Pearl's name

107. was strategy because Pearl

108. is one of my biggest competitors

109. right now,

110. and half of it was

111. 'cause she acts like she

112. doesn't want to be here.

113. I get it, though.

114. You're playing the game.

115. You should be.

116. Well, I don't want

117. to play an evil game, but I'm—

118. Whatever.

119. Okay, well, never mind.

120. If I was her,

121. I probably wouldn't want

122. me to be here either.

123. I'm pretty,

124. and she looks like fricking

125. John Goodman in a wig.

126. RuPaul's Drag Race

127. The winner of RuPaul's Drag

128. Racereceives a one year supply

129. of Anastasia Beverly Hills

130. cosmetics and $100,000.

131. With extra special guest judges

132. Jordin Sparks

133. and Olivia Newton-John.

134. RuPaul's Drag Race

135. May the best woman

136. Best woman win

137. Best woman win

138. Oh, girl.

139. You're gonna

140. run me into the wall.

141. You shady.

142. Well, it is a new week,

143. and I'm just optimistic.

144. It's a drag competition.

145. If you're not optimistic

146. and having fun,

147. then you're not doing it right.

148. Miss Fame?

149. Yes?

150. How you doing

151. without your husband?

152. Oh, girl, I miss him dearly,

153. but I'm surviving.

154. Y'all cuddle up a little bit

155. too much for my comfort.

156. I need an adult.

157. Oh.

158. Ooh.

159. She already done had hers's.

160. Hey, fly girls.

161. America's next drag superstar

162. needs to work the runway

163. and show me some sass.

164. Then I'll bump your booty

165. up from coach to first class,

166. but remember, if you want

167. me to warm your nuts, well,

168. that's gonna cost you extra.

169. I don't even know

170. what first class is.

171. Hello, hello, hello.

172. Condragulations, ladies.

173. For today's mini challenge, you

174. need to give face, face, face

175. while the pit crew blows you.

176. With a leaf blower.

177. Aww.

178. Damn.

179. Oh, pit crew.

180. Girl, I'm from Florida.

181. I have survived

182. many a hurricane,

183. but never one that's been

184. blowing me right in the mouth.

185. Now, the two most

186. unflappable queens

187. with the most

188. flappable faces will win.

189. You have 15 minutes

190. to get into drags.

191. to get into drags. Ready, set, go.

192. Ready, set, go.

193. We're never gonna pick up

194. hot men looking like this.

195. All right, time's up, ladies.

196. Now, to help judge

197. today's mini challenge,

198. give a big Drag Racewelcome

199. to my good friend,

200. music superstar Moby.

201. Hello.

202. Hello, my darling.

203. Mwah, mwah.

204. Look at all these beautiful

205. people. Hello.

206. Hi, everybody.

207. I feel kind of short and

208. homeless standing next to you.

209. Well, and rightfully so.

210. All right, ladies, show

211. of hands.

212. Who wants to get blown first?

213. Pit crew, let it rip.

214. Pit crew, let it rip.

215. Gone with the weave.

216. That's right,

217. That's right, get your second wind, girls.

218. get your second wind, girls.

219. Ooh, cheeky.

220. Ooh, cheeky.

221. Oh, my god.

222. She's such a blowhard.

223. She's such a blowhard.

224. Wow.

225. I think that's

226. the dumbest thing

227. I've ever done

228. in my entire life.

229. The two winners

230. of today's mini challenge

231. are Ginger Minj

232. and Trixie Mattel.

233. Condragulations, ladies.

234. We'll be posting these gifs

235. at LogoTV.com.

236. Now, for this week's maxi

237. challenge,

238. get ready

239. for a lip sync-a-palooza

240. as you'll be performing a mashup

241. of spoken word and song,

242. the safety preflight video

243. for #GlamazonianAirways,

244. the first airlines

245. run completely by drag queens.

246. You'll be working in two teams.

247. Ginger and Trixie, since you

248. won the mini challenge,

249. you get to pick the crews

250. and assign the parts.

251. All right, Ginger,

252. you pick first.

253. I'll take Sasha Belle.

254. Yes!

255. I'm a Pearl girl.

256. Take Miss Jasmine.

257. Miss Lame.

258. Hi, boo.

259. Mrs. Kasha Davis.

260. Thank you, darling.

261. Miss Katya.

262. Yes.

263. Miss Jaidynn Diore Fierce.

264. Yes, ma'am.

265. Well, Ru, I'm all maxed out.

266. Yes.

267. I'll take

268. Miss Kennedy Davenport.

269. That leaves Violet

270. and Kandy Ho.

271. I just won the first

272. challenge, so I don't really

273. understand why these two teams

274. are not choosing me.

275. Violet.

276. Which means, Kandy Ho,

277. you're on Ginger's team.

278. What the hell.

279. You're, like,

280. underestimating what I can do.

281. All right, ladies,

282. I've got to catch a flight,

283. so I'm gonna

284. make this really quick.

285. Gentlemen, start your engines,

286. and may the best woman win.

287. See ya!

288. Bye!

289. Okay, so here's part one,

290. so we can all listen together.

291. Does anybody lip-synch

292. extremely well?

293. Duh.

294. Okay, for the first part

295. where it's two girls

296. who start singing together,

297. I think it's two in the front

298. or whatever, I think you guys

299. should look like almost—

300. Whatever we do, we got

301. to figure it out soon because—

302. Should we all just listen

303. because when we're not talking,

304. we're not what?

305. Listening.

306. Violet has kind of been rubbing

307. me the wrong way a little bit.

308. Whatever you say is, like,

309. she needs to snap back at you,

310. and it's like, "All right,

311. public school.

312. Calm down."

313. Is anybody not a dancer at all?

314. I'm not not a dancer,

315. but I'm not a dancer.

316. So are you a dancer?

317. There's definitely

318. a tense sort of air

319. with Violet that can definitely

320. have an effect on our energy

321. as a group.

322. Positive energies, positive

323. energies, positive energies.

324. Yeesh.

325. Coming up.

326. What made you pick this team?

327. I wanted to go for a team

328. that was very diverse.

329. I mean, the other team,

330. they look like Aryan Airlines.

331. Five, six, seven, eight.

332. Her hips don't move

333. like a woman's hip should move.

334. If I it up,

335. I could go home.

336. I could go home.

337. I think

338. what we should probably do

339. is just listen to it first,

340. kind of get an idea,

341. and then we'll assign parts.

342. Yeah.

343. Cute.

344. Our challenge this week

345. is to do a live lip sync

346. in front of the judges

347. with choreography.

348. This is right on my alley.

349. I think what'll really

350. make the first part pop

351. when we're all singing together,

352. we should get our,

353. like, our vowel movement—

354. our vowel movements synced up.

355. So I'll be 7,

356. so I could do the thing

357. about the—the padded ass

358. since my pants are out to here.

359. I think 13 and 11

360. should be Jasmine and Kennedy.

361. I'm down.

362. Wee da-ba-de-do

363. Da-ba-de-do da-ba-de-do

364. Da-ba-de-do dweet do-do

365. I like the scat.

366. I bet you do.

367. I think looks-wise, I want

368. to have you do the scat thing.

369. Are there any questions

370. about that?

371. Let's try one more again.

372. Ginger gives the scat part

373. to Kasha.

374. And you could be...

375. 12.

376. 12.

377. I think I'm most concerned

378. about having such a small part.

379. Sasha doesn't like the role

380. that she's been cast.

381. She's meh.

382. Exhausting.

383. Hello, hello, hello.

384. So, Ginger,

385. you're the leader.

386. Uh-huh.

387. What made you pick this team?

388. Well, I wanted to go

389. for a team

390. that was not only very talented

391. but also very diverse.

392. I mean,

393. if you look at the other team,

394. they look like Aryan Airlines.

395. Now, has any of you girls not

396. done spoken word lip-synching?

397. I haven't.

398. I don't—

399. You have not?

400. I don't think I have.

401. You don't think you have?

402. Okay. All right.

403. Ginger, did you assign the parts

404. or did you let your team

405. choose what they wanted to do?

406. I assigned them.

407. I mean, I made sure everybody

408. was comfortable with their role

409. because I want everybody to be

410. able to express themselves.

411. Right.

412. What are you most worried about?

413. I'm—well, I'm not a dancer.

414. I'm gonna

415. throw that out there right now,

416. so if I fall y'all better

417. not Showgirls me.

418. You better pick me up.

419. To be the person

420. who is leading this team

421. in a dance number...

422. All right, get to it.

423. When something goes down,

424. I'm going with it.

425. Hey, ladies.

426. Hi, Ru.

427. Hi.

428. Hi.

429. So, Trixie,

430. you're our team leader.

431. An amazing team.

432. You have a theater

433. background.

434. Totally, yeah.

435. This is my gig.

436. And any other girls

437. have acting experience?

438. Miss Fame, any acting?

439. Not yet. I mean,

440. I've had some opportunities

441. that could be considered,

442. like, an entryway to acting,

443. but not to the degree

444. that I'd like

445. to see my future evolve into.

446. Right, you just

447. described a Craigslist ad.

448. I'm a little

449. worried about Fame

450. because she has hardly

451. any performing experience,

452. so she looks amazing,

453. but can she deliver on stage?

454. Now, Katya, don't you

455. have a dance background?

456. A little bit. I wouldn't call

457. myself a "dancer," per se,

458. but I can move my body

459. in a compelling way.

460. Right.

461. Usually it compels people

462. to leave the room but—

463. All right, get to work.

464. Thank you.

465. Thanks.

466. Thanks, Ru.

467. All right, gather round,

468. sexy stewardesses.

469. Gather round.

470. Now, in a moment you'll meet

471. with choreographer Jamal Sims.

472. So I expect your charisma,

473. uniqueness, nerve,

474. and talent to be on fire!

475. Don't it up.

476. All right, bye.

477. Ladies.

478. Hi.

479. How's everybody doing?

480. Good.

481. Marvelous.

482. Who's queen one?

483. That's me.

484. You have your whole speech?

485. The first thing

486. that I am totally freaking out

487. about is, of course,

488. memorizing my lines.

489. And let's go.

490. Welcome aboard,

491. welcome aboard,

492. and I'm gonna spend time—

493. Talk, talk, talk, talk.

494. I have a monologue.

495. I'm the first impression.

496. I'm the first part

497. of this group.

498. If I it up,

499. I could go home.

500. All right, Violet,

501. you're gonna come center,

502. and then when you

503. say, "They're there to make you

504. skinny," you're gonna

505. take it and tighter,

506. tighter all the way around her,

507. and you're just

508. like, "It is skinny."

509. All right, here we go.

510. "It's gonna be pulled

511. real tight, real tight,

512. real tight, real tight," go!

513. Tighter,

514. tighter, tighter, tighter...

515. Everybody sing.

516. Tighter, tighter,

517. tighter, tighter.

518. We, uh—okay.

519. Bitch, you got to pull

520. it tight.

521. Get it, like,

522. right on that waist.

523. I have the smallest waist

524. in RuPaul's Drag Racehistory.

525. I want people to see it.

526. I'm gonna

527. have the cinch on underneath,

528. so really tighten it.

529. I don't have time to tighten

530. it all the way, run around you,

531. and tuck it

532. into your belt.

533. Just tighten it all the way.

534. Here we go.

535. First of all,

536. don't tell me what to do.

537. Second of all,

538. don't get an attitude with me.

539. Like, you're not the only one

540. dancing on the stage right now.

541. Pearl and Miss Fame,

542. take center.

543. Can I put this in the pocket

544. while we—I'm just

545. trying to take this all in.

546. I'm feeling a little bit

547. nervous.

548. I can dance at the club

549. and get a husband, but I don't—

550. I'm not a choreograph dancer.

551. All right, you guys

552. go shake, shake, shake,

553. so booty, booty, booty, booty.

554. Five, six, seven, eight, kick.

555. Oh, lost it.

556. So Miss Fame,

557. her execution is so bad.

558. There's no rhythm.

559. There's no musicality.

560. Just that, that, that.

561. Like that?

562. Her hips don't move

563. like a woman's hip should move.

564. "There are two in the front

565. and only one in the"--uh-oh.

566. Something happened here.

567. Pearl and Fame

568. are not together,

569. and neither of them

570. are doing the choreography

571. correctly, which is bad.

572. "There are two in the front

573. and only one in the rear."

574. This way.

575. All right,

576. this is already wrong.

577. Oh, sorry.

578. We've got to get you guys

579. in sync

580. because right now it's looking

581. like—

582. A mess.

583. Yeah.

584. Yes.

585. All right, let's go again.

586. These girls might not be

587. dancers but they better get it,

588. like, now because we don't have

589. time to struggle

590. with the choreography.

591. Coming up.

592. I know you're not

593. a performer performer.

594. Every drag queen

595. should know how to perform.

596. Bitch,

597. you in the wrong competition.

598. Some of these girls

599. are selling me short.

600. are selling me short.

601. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

602. Team Ginger's in the house.

603. Something like that.

604. When I lead our group in

605. for our choreography rehearsal

606. and I see Jamal standing there,

607. I about flood my basement 'cause

608. that is one good-looking man.

609. The choreography

610. goes like this.

611. "If there be," one, two,

612. "understanding," ah,

613. "and none"--

614. I don't know how to do that.

615. It's just called rehearsal.

616. It's called

617. doing it over and over again,

618. so let's try it all together.

619. Let me see what that looks like.

620. From the top.

621. Ginger comes out like a bull

622. in a china shop,

623. but the problem is that when

624. she's doing the choreography,

625. she becomes a mouse.

626. I keep getting caught up

627. on that thing,

628. and I'm thinking about it

629. before I even get there,

630. so I'm kind of screwed.

631. Let me tell you,

632. I could tell that you are 'cause

633. it looks like you're scared

634. when you're in the front.

635. Let's do it again. Here we go.

636. Come on.

637. Say, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

638. I'm gonna slide.

639. I'ma have to put some slippy

640. slides on the bottom.

641. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

642. we gonna have to do something

643. with them shoes.

644. I need you ladies

645. to not be so much in your head,

646. you know what I mean,

647. and I see it with you.

648. You know, you have to let

649. all of your things go.

650. I need you to sell it right now.

651. I did have a knee injury

652. last year.

653. I'm not trying to make any

654. excuses 'cause I'm not the type,

655. but I did have a knee injury

656. last year,

657. so I'm kind of still scared.

658. I picked my big girl sister,

659. Jaidynn,

660. to be on my team

661. because I feel like there's

662. solidarity in solid girls,

663. but all I want to do is—

664. I don't know, call

665. in a bomb threat or something

666. and hopefully we

667. and hopefully we can postpone the show.

668. can postpone the show.

669. Girl, another day.

670. Someone's going home.

671. How 'bout the other team?

672. What do you feel like you guys

673. still got to work on?

674. I mean, honestly, we've—

675. everything was really smooth.

676. Yeah. How's that going for

677. you 'cause I know you're not,

678. like, a performer performer.

679. Uh-oh.

680. What do you mean

681. I'm not a performer performer?

682. Well, you say. You're like—

683. you're—you're a fashion girl.

684. But I think, like,

685. I still have to evoke emotion.

686. Well, yeah, but you don't got

687. to evoke emotion and one, two,

688. step all the time, like.

689. True. I mean—

690. Be careful the things

691. that you say.

692. You have to remember

693. what you said,

694. all this talking you be doing.

695. Right.

696. Some of these girls are

697. selling me short. I can tell.

698. You know, I've been hired

699. to work and do drag at clubs,

700. but I also want to keep

701. pushing the boundaries

702. of where drag can go.

703. I want to just be

704. the supermodel in drag.

705. There's things that us queens

706. have strengths

707. in other departments,

708. and that's where we're all here

709. together, you know?

710. I mean, every drag queen

711. should know how to perform

712. unless you just playing

713. dress up and going to the club.

714. It's not about trying to be

715. pretty and trying

716. to be all that.

717. It's about getting your ass

718. on stage and entertaining.

719. But some of our aspirations

720. are not to be at the club

721. for the rest of our career.

722. Oh!

723. Well, bitch,

724. you in the wrong—you

725. in the wrong competition then.

726. You right, girl.

727. You right.

728. Whoo!

729. All I was trying to do

730. was call it

731. like I see it with Miss Fame.

732. I didn't mean for everybody

733. to jump in at once

734. and start a turf war.

735. and start a turf war. It's not West Side Story.

736. It's not West Side Story.

737. This is my first time

738. in drag.

739. Oh, it's actually kind

740. of adorable.

741. Shut up!

742. You look, you know,

743. kind of the same.

744. Miss Fame, go get

745. your pictures real quick.

746. Like, what do I have?

747. This me and my husband, Patrick.

748. These are my—my mom.

749. She didn't raise me.

750. She struggled with the drugs

751. and alcohol

752. throughout my entire life.

753. You were raised

754. by your grandparents?

755. Yeah, I have—sorry.

756. This picture, like,

757. is just getting me today.

758. I don't know why.

759. I don't know why. It's so weird.

760. It's so weird.

761. My—my grandfather was murdered

762. when I was 15 in high school.

763. Oh, my god.

764. I remember getting

765. the phone call.

766. I couldn't comprehend that loss.

767. It was so saddened.

768. That was the man that showed up

769. for me, that supported me,

770. and raised me

771. since I was like six months old.

772. It's like my—

773. my soft spot is there.

774. Miss Fame's been

775. through a lot, it seems like.

776. The fact that you've overcome

777. all of that

778. and you're here is, like,

779. an accomplishment in itself.

780. It must be really hard,

781. you know,

782. to go through a lot like that.

783. It's okay, girl.

784. We're gonna win

785. this damn challenge.

786. We're RuPaul's

787. Best Friend Race.

788. We're here to win it,

789. and you should be proud

790. and you should be proud of yourself.

791. of yourself.

792. Cover Girl

793. Put the bass in your walk

794. Head to toe

795. Let your whole body talk

796. And what

797. Welcome to the main stage

798. of RuPaul's Drag Race.

799. Our resident fly girl,

800. Michelle Visage.

801. Come fly with me.

802. Extra padding for your pleasure.

803. Style superstar

804. Carson Kressley. Hey, baby.

805. Hey, Ru.

806. And the gorgeous

807. and sparkling Jordin Sparks.

808. Hi, Ru.

809. Now, I hear that you

810. are a Drag Race super fan.

811. I totally am.

812. I love your voice

813. and your talent.

814. I'm so glad you're here.

815. Thank you. I am too.

816. Thank you.

817. And the one

818. and only Olivia Newton-John.

819. You know, I've got chills

820. and they're multiplying.

821. I'm losing control.

822. You look gorgeous.

823. Thank you so much.

824. We are so happy

825. that you're here,

826. and we are hopelessly devoted

827. to you.

828. No Xanadu

829. we can throw in too?

830. This week we

831. challenged our queens

832. to a lip-sync extravaganza.

833. So, gentlemen,

834. start your jet engines,

835. and may the best woman win.

836. Coming up.

837. We are the

838. Queens of the sky

839. Meh.

840. Meh.

841. Please pay attention to this

842. preflight safety announcement

843. from Glamazonian Airways.

844. Welcome aboard

845. Glamazonian Airways

846. Hey, everybody,

847. during this evening.

848. Hello, welcome aboard,

849. welcome aboard.

850. I'm Miss Valerie Valentine.

851. I'm your economy-slash-coach

852. stewardess

853. or you could call

854. me a flight attendant,

855. but I don't care

856. for that word "attendant" 'cause

857. it makes me sound like I'm

858. a waiter or somebody—I'm not.

859. I appreciate your attention

860. at this time.

861. We should be taking off shortly.

862. I would expect all kind of

863. madness and turbulence to ensue.

864. Please fully recline

865. your chairs,

866. turn on the massage function,

867. and get ready to get happy,

868. hunny.

869. Welcome

870. Welcome

871. Aboard

872. Glamazonian Airways

873. The queens of the sky

874. There are 8,000 people on board!

875. Now listen up

876. Listen up

877. Looking for an exit

878. I'll make it clear

879. There are two

880. in the front

881. But only one

882. In the rear

883. You don't give

884. A unless you a

885. frequent flyer

886. Smoking

887. Ain't allowed unless

888. Your pussy on fire

889. Oh, we keep our wigs

890. in the overhead bins

891. We do.

892. Oh, so none

893. Of your

894. Is gonna fit in

895. Sorry 'bout it.

896. If you drink enough alcohol,

897. you can fly anywhere,

898. and you don't need a plane.

899. There's a seatbelt

900. Seatbelt

901. In each of your seats

902. It's there to make

903. You skinny

904. It's gonna be pulled

905. real tight, real tight

906. real tight, real tight

907. Tighter, tighter

908. Tighter, tighter, tighter

909. Tighter, tighter

910. Tighter, tighter, tighter

911. Tighter, tighter, tighter

912. Tighter, tighter, tighter

913. Now, really,

914. that is far too tight.

915. How do you expect

916. anyone to breathe?

917. When the oxygen masks

918. Drop down

919. Soaring through clouds

920. And everyone feels it

921. Sucking it in and out

922. Getting so high

923. We can't believe it

924. All your troubles

925. They'll still be

926. Simply come imagination

927. Take my hands

928. And fly with me

929. On a transworld

930. Transportation

931. There's a man

932. on the wing of the plane!

933. It's a woman!

934. It's a man!

935. It's a woman!

936. It's a man!

937. I believe they

938. call them "drag queens."

939. That was great.

940. We rocked this challenge.

941. We shined like crazy,

942. We shined like crazy, and the judges saw that.

943. and the judges saw that.

944. If you want to stay safe

945. You got to do what mama says

946. In the event

947. Of a water landing

948. There's only one thing

949. You better do

950. And let's have

951. No misunderstanding

952. None of us is gonna wait

953. For you

954. You better use

955. This padded ass

956. As a flotation device

957. Or else you'll drown

958. This is only a test.

959. He used to take me

960. to the cockpit.

961. He'd blindfold me

962. and say unspeakable things.

963. Mah zee gah lah nah.

964. And I loved it.

965. I loved it.

966. Oh, I loved it!

967. Don't kiss the pilot

968. Or he'll fly you away

969. In a moment

970. You'll never forget

971. Nothing you felt is

972. Like his manly embrace

973. As he guides you

974. To his cockpit

975. There are so many things

976. You can do to

977. Earn your wings

978. But never, never

979. Never kiss the pilot

980. 'Cause that pilot

981. Yes that pilot man

982. Is mine

983. You bitch!

984. Oh!

985. Why I oughta.

986. You!

987. And now the main cabin

988. of Glamazonian Airways is

989. proud to present the vocal

990. stylings of Miss Anita Napkin.

991. Hi, everybody.

992. I'm here to tell you

993. to put up your tray tables.

994. Wee da-ba-de-do

995. Da-ba-de-do da-ba-de-do

996. Da-ba-de-do dweet do-do

997. Put up your tray

998. Put up your tray tables

999. Put up your, put up your

1000. Put up your

1001. Put up your tray please

1002. Put it up now

1003. Put up yours

1004. Wasn't she just great,

1005. ladies and gentlemen?

1006. I had no idea

1007. you were so into scat.

1008. Ooh, girl.

1009. Well, must I tell you

1010. Not to fart?

1011. I ain't your drag mom

1012. I'ma call the TSA

1013. If you drop a booty bomb

1014. The windows never open

1015. There's no way to ventilate

1016. But we got RuPaul perfume

1017. And we sell it by the case

1018. RuPaul's Glamazon Perfume.

1019. Glamazonian Airways

1020. Glamazonian Airways

1021. We are the queens

1022. Of the skies

1023. Come on, bitches

1024. Show 'em how to

1025. Work

1026. Work it, bitch

1027. Work

1028. Work it, bitch

1029. Work

1030. Work it, bitch

1031. Work

1032. Work it, bitch

1033. Work

1034. Work it, bitch

1035. Work

1036. Work it, bitch

1037. Work

1038. Work it, bitch

1039. Coming up.

1040. Explain to me how this dress

1041. says "jet set eleganza," please.

1042. You really hate this one,

1043. don't you?

1044. Uh-oh.

1045. Uh-oh.

1046. Now sissy that walk.

1047. Category is jet set eleganza.

1048. Trixie Mattel.

1049. Katya.

1050. Max.

1051. Pearl.

1052. Violet Chachki.

1053. Miss Fame.

1054. Kandy Ho.

1055. Mrs. Kasha Davis.

1056. Kennedy Davenport.

1057. Sasha Belle.

1058. Jaidynn Diore Fierce.

1059. Jasmine Masters.

1060. Ginger Minj.

1061. Now sissy that walk.

1062. Welcome, ladies.

1063. You performed in teams,

1064. but tonight you'll be judged

1065. as individuals.

1066. Trixie Mattel.

1067. Max.

1068. Pearl.

1069. Jasmine Masters.

1070. Jaidynn Diore Fierce.

1071. Kennedy Davenport.

1072. Kandy Ho.

1073. Ladies, you are safe.

1074. Please deplane to the backstage.

1075. Bye-bye.

1076. Bye-bye.

1077. Bye.

1078. Bye-bye.

1079. Love your hair.

1080. Bye-bye.

1081. So long.

1082. Thanks for flying.

1083. Is this your bag?

1084. Ladies, you represent the top

1085. and bottom of the week,

1086. and now it's time

1087. for the judges' critique.

1088. First up, Katya.

1089. You're like Hawaiian Barbie

1090. airline flight attendant,

1091. and I love it.

1092. But with that said, you

1093. were given the biggest monologue

1094. and didn't know the words.

1095. I don't know

1096. what the happened.

1097. Whenever you're on stage

1098. and it's a live performance,

1099. just keep rolling with it

1100. because maybe people

1101. aren't noticing, and you know—

1102. No, we noticed that.

1103. We noticed that.

1104. Next up, Violet Chachki.

1105. I love your outfit.

1106. Her outfit's a little

1107. Grease-y.

1108. It's where Sandy

1109. would love to be now.

1110. You were so great

1111. in the skit.

1112. It wasn't super over the top.

1113. It was funny.

1114. The one thing I'm noticing

1115. about you is I think you take

1116. yourself rather seriously but

1117. underneath there's this clown,

1118. so I'm waiting

1119. for her to come out.

1120. Next up, Miss Fame.

1121. I don't the look

1122. particularly says "jet set

1123. eleganza."

1124. Oh, and then the jewelry.

1125. That's gonna be a real beyotch

1126. at the TSA.

1127. Just a head's up.

1128. You were a little stiff,

1129. and maybe you didn't feel

1130. comfortable

1131. with the choreography,

1132. but you don't want that to be

1133. the reason why you stand out.

1134. Right.

1135. We get that you're gorgeous.

1136. We get the model thing.

1137. Now you have got to loosen up.

1138. Relax a little bit.

1139. Take your hands off your hips

1140. sometimes.

1141. Yeah, there you are.

1142. Next up, Ginger Minj.

1143. You led your team

1144. to what I think was a victory,

1145. but explain to me how this dress

1146. says "jet set eleganza," please.

1147. I picture this as something

1148. that maybe Elizabeth Taylor

1149. would have worn.

1150. On an airplane?

1151. Of course.

1152. On her private jet.

1153. You have a huge personality

1154. and a great charisma,

1155. and you've got it.

1156. Can I do something

1157. I've always wanted to do?

1158. Yeah.

1159. Sandy!

1160. All right, next up,

1161. Sasha Belle.

1162. I kind of lost you

1163. in the safety video

1164. except for when I

1165. did see the hair.

1166. That caught my eye 'cause

1167. you kept trying to fix it,

1168. which I get.

1169. It's, like, hanging there.

1170. You don't want something

1171. to just be hanging.

1172. I love the big hair,

1173. but it's so heavy

1174. in the front, babes,

1175. that we can't see anything

1176. that's going on the top part

1177. of you, and you know,

1178. the dress,

1179. it's just kind of shlumpy.

1180. Next up, Mrs. Kasha Davis.

1181. You were so alive.

1182. You came out

1183. with so much energy,

1184. and I was really

1185. impressed with that.

1186. You stayed in my mind.

1187. I actually thought

1188. you could have done more.

1189. I wanted to see, like,

1190. really sit on their tray tables.

1191. That's another show.

1192. Right. Yeah, okay.

1193. Jet set eleganza, yeah,

1194. I'm not getting it...

1195. No?

1196. But what I am getting is,

1197. like, wife of the town lawyer.

1198. He's taking you out to dinner,

1199. so you go to Cache

1200. and you get a nice dress.

1201. Uh-huh.

1202. Clocked.

1203. Thank you, ladies.

1204. I think we've heard enough.

1205. While you untuck backstage,

1206. the judges and I

1207. will deliberate.

1208. Now, just between us

1209. frequent flyers,

1210. what do you think?

1211. Katya.

1212. Jet set eleganza

1213. was adorable,

1214. but she completely flubbed the

1215. words on the largest monologue.

1216. But she had good attitude.

1217. I think she had good attitude.

1218. Violet Chachki.

1219. Everything about her

1220. is super poised, super polished.

1221. She grabbed me

1222. with her beauty

1223. and then grabbed me

1224. with her little seatbelt bit.

1225. We got to see a little

1226. glimmer of personality

1227. come through there,

1228. but there's so much more to her

1229. that she's got to let bust out.

1230. Miss Fame.

1231. She needs to just let

1232. it all hang out, so to speak.

1233. She's so concerned

1234. with looking beautiful

1235. that she completely gets lost.

1236. Ginger Minj.

1237. I didn't even know

1238. what a minj was,

1239. but now I love minj,

1240. which I know is one

1241. of the world's great ironies.

1242. Do you really love minj?

1243. I love the minj.

1244. Put a little ginger on that,

1245. I could eat it all day.

1246. Ah!

1247. I love her personality,

1248. and she's a star.

1249. But with that said,

1250. jet set eleganza, meh.

1251. Sasha Belle.

1252. I kind of feel sorry for her

1253. because she was going

1254. for the hair

1255. and I'm going, "Stop, let it go.

1256. Don't go there.

1257. Take your hand away."

1258. And then her jet

1259. set eleganza.

1260. Girl, nobody's sitting

1261. on a plane in that.

1262. Mm-mm.

1263. Everything seems a little bit

1264. flat to me with her.

1265. Except her ass.

1266. Except her ass, yes.

1267. Mrs. Kasha Davis.

1268. She upped her camp factor.

1269. She delivered completely.

1270. I was so happy with her.

1271. That scat performance

1272. was pretty impressive.

1273. Then we get to jet set

1274. eleganza.

1275. You really hate this one,

1276. don't you?

1277. It was so regular.

1278. Well, did I tell you

1279. she borrowed the outfit from me?

1280. Uh-oh.

1281. Ha-ha.

1282. Wah-wah.

1283. Silence.

1284. I've made my decision.

1285. Bring back my girls.

1286. Bring back my girls.

1287. Welcome back, ladies.

1288. I've made some decisions.

1289. Sasha Belle, your performance

1290. was a real departure

1291. but to a destination unknown.

1292. I'm sorry, my dear,

1293. but you are up for elimination.

1294. This is a nightmare

1295. come true.

1296. I didn't come here to be

1297. in the bottom two on week two.

1298. Mrs. Kasha Davis,

1299. you're safe.

1300. Thank you.

1301. Violet Chachki, you're safe.

1302. Thank you.

1303. Ginger Minj, you love to fly

1304. and it shows.

1305. Condragulations, you're the

1306. winner of this week's challenge.

1307. You've won five night luxury

1308. hotel accommodations courtesy

1309. of My Gay Getaway.

1310. Thank you.

1311. Winning this challenge

1312. means absolutely everything

1313. to me because it was something

1314. that I was afraid to do,

1315. and not only did I survive it,

1316. I conquered it.

1317. It's a big day for me.

1318. Katya, your outfit

1319. is a Xana-do.

1320. But your lip sync

1321. was a real Xana-don't.

1322. Miss Fame, in the challenge

1323. you were on automatic pilot,

1324. and you never landed it.

1325. Katya, I'm sorry my dear

1326. but you are up for elimination.

1327. Miss Fame,

1328. you may join the other girls.

1329. Thank you.

1330. Two queens stand before me.

1331. Ladies, this is your last chance

1332. to impress me and save

1333. yourself from elimination.

1334. The time has come

1335. for you to lip-synch

1336. for your life!

1337. I'm about to perform a song

1338. by Olivia Newton-John

1339. right in front of her,

1340. and I am sweating

1341. like a hooker in church.

1342. Good luck,

1343. Good luck, and don't it up.

1344. and don't it up.

1345. Do we deserve

1346. A second chance?

1347. How did we fall

1348. Into this circumstance?

1349. I'm giving it my all.

1350. I can barely move in this dress,

1351. but I'm working it.

1352. I'm being funny.

1353. I want RuPaul to see

1354. how much I want this.

1355. Ooh oooh oooh

1356. It's gotta be

1357. Whoa!

1358. A strange twist of fate

1359. I definitely need

1360. to make a statement,

1361. so I just try to pound my vagina

1362. into that stage so hard

1363. that the building shakes.

1364. Life

1365. Doesn't mean a thing

1366. Without the love you bring

1367. Love is what we've found

1368. The second time around

1369. Katya is doing

1370. all these splits, slow splits,

1371. backbends.

1372. The look is right.

1373. She's killing.

1374. It's gotta be

1375. A strange twist of fate

1376. Telling me that heaven

1377. Can wait

1378. All right.

1379. Ladies,

1380. Ladies, I've made my decision.

1381. I've made my decision.

1382. Katya, shante, you stay.

1383. Thank you so much.

1384. You may join the other girls.

1385. Sasha Belle, a twist of fate may

1386. have cut your time here short,

1387. but keep on ringing them bells,

1388. girl.

1389. Now, sashay away.

1390. Thank you so much

1391. Thank you so much for everything.

1392. for everything.

1393. I'm disappointed.

1394. I think I overthunk my strategy,

1395. and I was going for the win,

1396. so it sucks getting cut short.

1397. Oh, they're gonna miss me.

1398. Condragulations, ladies.

1399. Remember,

1400. if you can't love yourself,

1401. how in the hell

1402. you gonna love somebody else?

1403. Now spread your wings

1404. and fly tonight.

1405. Take me oh oh-oh-oh

1406. Whoa oh-oh-oh

1407. Whoa oh-oh-oh

1408. We can fly tonight

1409. We can fly tonight Bye!