RuPaul's Drag Race 6x9

1. PREVIOUSLY ON

2. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE...

3. YOU'LL BE PERFORMING A GOOD

4. YOU'LL BE PERFORMING A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED COMEDY SHOW.

5. OLD-FASHIONED COMEDY SHOW.

6. I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE THE

7. CAST OF COCOONIS HERE.

8. IT'S VERY DRY.

9. IT'S ALMOST KIND OF LIKE YOUR

10. VAGINA, OKAY?

11. TONIGHT WASN'T A CHARACTER,

12. AND I DO TALK LIKE THAT,

13. AND I'M SORRY—

14. NO, YOU TALK LIKE THIS.

15. THIS IS HOW YOU TALK.

16. THIS IS ALL TOO MUCH FOR ME.

17. YOU WIN.

18. YOU BROKE ME DOWN, I FEEL LIKE

19. , AND OBVIOUSLY

20. I'M ANNOYING.

21. BIANCA DEL RIO,

22. CONDRAGULATIONS, YOU ARE THE

23. WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE.

24. JOSLYN FOX, SHANTE, YOU STAY.

25. JOSLYN FOX, SHANTE, YOU STAY. LAGANJA ESTRANJA, SASHAY AWAY.

26. LAGANJA ESTRANJA, SASHAY AWAY.

27. WOW.

28. HOLY CRAP.

29. GIRL, THIS HAS BEEN A DAY.

30. OH, WHAT DID THIS BITCH LEAVE

31. ON THE MIRROR?

32. NOT MUCH.

33. THAT'S IT?

34. WELL...

35. WELL, I MEAN, NO, SHE DID SAY

36. THAT SHE FELT LIKE, YOU KNOW,

37. THE PEOPLE HERE DID NOT LIKE

38. HER, SO, I MEAN, WHAT OF MUCH DO

39. YOU REALLY EXPECT FROM HER?

40. I MEAN, COME ON.

41. SHE GONE NOW.

42. IT IS WHAT IT IS.

43. IT'S A NEW CHAPTER, SO...

44. I FEEL SORT OF AWKWARD ABOUT

45. THE WAY IT ENDED.

46. YEAH.

47. IT WAS JUST VERY DARK AND

48. UGLY, AND THAT WAS NOT CUTE.

49. IT JUST SUCKS THAT SHE LEFT ON

50. THAT NOTE, AND WE COULDN'T,

51. LIKE, REALLY PATCH UP.

52. I COULD HAVE HANDLED IT

53. COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

54. IT WASN'T A GREAT WAY TO SAY

55. GOODBYE.

56. IT WAS NOT.

57. IT WASN'T HER FAULT.

58. IT WAS BIANCA THAT MADE THE—

59. OH, IT'S ALWAYS MY FAULT.

60. YOU KNOW WHAT IS YOUR FAULT,

61. BIANCA?

62. WHAT?

63. WINNING THAT

64. CHALLENGE.

65. YES, AND I STOLE YOUR MOMENT.

66. OH, YOU WON.

67. I'M STEALING EVERYTHING.

68. BAM.

69. THIS WAS TRINITY'S TIME TO

70. SHINE.

71. BITCH.

72. I DIDN'T GO HOME, AND I GOT

73. SAFE, AND RU GOT EMOTIONAL.

74. SHE DID.

75. I'M SO SURPRISED THAT THAT

76. WENT WELL, AND I THINK RU PULLED

77. SOMETHING OUT OF ME THAT I

78. DIDN'T KNOW I HAD, AND NOW MY

79. WHOLE MISSION IS JUST TO WIN

80. A CHALLENGE.

81. HONESTLY, I HAVE TO SAY AS

82. BADLY AS I KNEW THAT I DID WITH

83. THIS CHALLENGE, I REALLY DIDN'T

84. THINK I WAS GONNA BE IN

85. THE BOTTOM TWO.

86. I REALLY THOUGHT THAT I FELL

87. KIND OF MIDDLE.

88. JOSLYN'S JUST KIND OF LIKE

89. COASTING THROUGH THE

90. COMPETITION.

91. SHE'S LIKE THE DIDA RITZ OF THIS

92. SERIES, REALLY.

93. JOSLYN IS NOT AS POLISHED AS

94. SOME OF THE OTHER QUEENS IN THIS

95. COMPETITION AT THIS POINT, SO MY

96. GUESS IS THAT JOSLYN'S NEXT TO

97. GUESS IS THAT JOSLYN'S NEXT TO GO.

98. GO.

99. GO. BOBBY PIN.

100. BOBBY PIN.

101. THE WINNER OF RUPAUL'S DRAG

102. RACERECEIVES A SICKENING

103. SUPPLY OF COLOREVOLUTION

104. COSMETICS AND A CASH PRIZE

105. OF $100,000 WITH EXTRA SPECIAL

106. GUEST JUDGES, CHAZ BONO,

107. CHER'S MOM GEORGIA HOLT,

108. AND STRAIGHT UP FOREVER

109. YOUR GIRL PAULA ABDUL.

110. OOH.

111. IT'S A NEW DAY, AND WE ARE

112. BACK TO SEVEN GIRLS.

113. IT'S JUST GONNA KEEP GETTING

114. HARDER FROM HERE ON OUT.

115. HEY, COME ON, EVERYBODY ELSE.

116. OH, WAIT, THERE IS NOBODY ELSE.

117. AW.

118. OOH.

119. OOH, GIRL, YOU GOT SHEMAIL.

120. THE TOP THREE REASONS TO BECOME

121. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

122. NUMBER THREE, FREE FOOT SCRUBS

123. FROM SANTINO.

124. NUMBER TWO, YOUR NOT

125. ONLY ON FIRE, IT COULD BE SEEN

126. FROM OUTER SPACE.

127. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON,

128. $100,000, HUNTY.

129. NOW, HERE'S

130. RUPAUL.

131. WE'RE GONNA BOX EACH OTHER.

132. WE'RE GONNA WHAT?

133. BOX.

134. HOW DID YOU GET THAT?

135. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

136. HEY.

137. HELLO, MAMA.

138. MY QUEENS.

139. NOW, IT'S THAT TIME IN THE

140. COMPETITION WHEN YOUR CHARISMA,

141. UNIQUENESS, NERVE, AND TALENT

142. COULD REALLY USE SOME

143. FRESH MEAT.

144. OH, SCRUFF PIT CREW.

145. WOOF, WOOF,

146. WOOF, WOOF, WOOF.

147. OH, DAMN.

148. OH, OH, OH.

149. SOMETIMES IT'S TWO.

150. SOMETIMES IT'S FOUR, BUT THIS

151. TIME THERE ARE...

152. SAY HELLO TO JOHNNY SCRUFF,

153. THE FOUNDER OF THE GAY SOCIAL

154. NETWORK SCRUFF.

155. HELLO, LADIES.

156. HI.

157. SO, JOHNNY, THANKS FOR

158. BRINGING THE GUYS.

159. ARE THEY ALL ON SCRUFF?

160. WELL, YOU'LL HAVE TO LOG ON

161. TO FIND OUT, MISS RU.

162. I SURE WILL, THEN.

163. SO, LADIES, FOR TODAY'S MINI

164. CHALLENGE, YOU'RE GOING TO

165. COMPETE IN A GAME OF HUNG MAN.

166. YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE HANGMAN BUT

167. BIGGER AND LONGER AND A LOT

168. SCRUFFIER.

169. ALL RIGHT, LADIES, THE CLUE IS

170. ALL RIGHT, LADIES, THE CLUE IS A HOT WAY TO SERVE FISH.

171. A HOT WAY TO SERVE FISH.

172. A.

173. S.

174. ANOTHER S.

175. O.

176. OH.

177. BIANCA.

178. IS IT CASSEROLE?

179. ANSWER IS...

180. YEAH.

181. CASSEROLE.

182. JOHNNY, WHAT IS OUR NEXT CLUE?

183. JOHNNY, WHAT IS OUR NEXT CLUE? CASES OF HISTORY REPEATING.

184. CASES OF HISTORY REPEATING.

185. A.

186. S.

187. I WONDER WHERE THIS IS GOING.

188. S.

189. B.

190. OH, COURTNEY ACT.

191. I THINK IT'S FLASHBACKS, RU.

192. OH.

193. FLASHBACKS.

194. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.

195. ALL RIGHT, THE CLUE IS

196. ALL RIGHT, THE CLUE IS WHAT LADY BUNNY HAS.

197. WHAT LADY BUNNY HAS.

198. A.

199. S.

200. BIANCA DEL RIO, WHAT'S YOUR

201. ANSWER?

202. FAT ASS.

203. I'M SORRY, BIANCA.

204. RIGHT ANSWER IN LIFE.

205. WRONG ANSWER IN THIS GAME.

206. SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

207. ANOTHER S.

208. WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT?

209. THIS GAME IS AMAZING.

210. DE LA, WHAT'S YOUR GUESS?

211. NO CLASS?

212. ANSWER IS...

213. YEAH.

214. LADY BUNNY IS LIKE SCHOOL

215. ON THE WEEKEND, NO CLASS.

216. THE NEXT CLUE IS BIG IN GERMANY.

217. THE NEXT CLUE IS BIG IN GERMANY.

218. A.

219. ADORE HAS BUZZED IN

220. WITH ONE LETTER.

221. POPULAR IN GERMANY.

222. DUH.

223. HASSELHOFF.

224. YOU ARE—YEAH.

225. THESE QUEENS ARE GOOD.

226. THESE QUEENS ARE REAL GOOD.

227. REALLY GOOD.

228. HERE'S THE CLUE.

229. HERE'S THE CLUE. SHE GOT A HOT BODY.

230. SHE GOT A HOT BODY.

231. OH, WITH JUST ONE B ON THE

232. BOARD, WHAT'S YOUR GUESS, DE LA?

233. BUTTERFACE.

234. BUTTERFACE. OOH, LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE.

235. OOH, LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE.

236. YEAH, SHE GOT A HOT BODY BUT HER

237. FACE—

238. ALL RIGHT, BEN DE LA, YOU'RE

239. THE WINNER.

240. YOU'VE WON A YEAR SUPPLY OF

241. EYELASHES FROM EYLURE.

242. LADIES, AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

243. SUPERSTAR NOT ONLY NEEDS TO KNOW

244. HOW TO SISSY THAT WALK, SHE NEED

245. TO KNOW HOW TO SISSY THAT TALK.

246. NOW, FOR THIS WEEK'S MAIN

247. CHALLENGE, YOU'LL BE HOSTING

248. YOUR VERY OWN TALK SHOW.

249. IT'S TIME FOR THE RETURN OF

250. THE RUPAUL SHOW.

251. YAY.

252. NOW, I BOOKED SOME EXTRA

253. SPECIAL GUESTS FOR YOU TO

254. INTERVIEW.

255. MY PAL CHAZ BONO...

256. AND HIS GRANDMOTHER, CHER'S MOM,

257. SINGER GEORGIA HOLT.

258. OH, MY GOSH.

259. I LOVE CHAZ BONO, AND GEORGIA

260. HOLT—MM, I'M A COUNTRY BOY.

261. I LOVE MY COUNTRY MUSIC, AND SHE

262. JUST HAS A VOICE LIKE NO OTHER.

263. I AM GOING TO BE ONE DEGREE

264. OF SEPARATION AWAY FROM CHER.

265. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR

266. ENGINES, AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN

267. ENGINES, AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

268. WIN.

269. I'VE BEEN READ A LOT ON THE

270. RUNWAY FOR MY LOOKS, SO THE

271. FIRST THING I'M GONNA DO IS

272. FIRST THING I'M GONNA DO IS CHOOSE MY LOOK.

273. CHOOSE MY LOOK.

274. SO I NOTICE THAT EVERYBODY IN

275. THE ROOM IS WORKING ON

276. THEIR RESEARCH,

277. AND JOSLYN RUNS TO HER CLOSET

278. TO PULL OUT THREE UGLY DRESSES.

279. REALLY?

280. I THOUGHT FOR SURE SHE'D HAVE

281. WORN ONE OF HER NON-BIKINIS.

282. THIS IS A SPECIAL EVENT.

283. THE JUDGES HAVE BEEN PRETTY

284. CONSISTENT IN WHAT THEY'VE SAID

285. TO JOSLYN ABOUT HER RUNWAY

286. LOOKS, BUT I DON'T THINK SHE'S

287. GETTING THE NOTE.

288. , I'M GONNA BE OKAY.

289. COMING UP, WE'LL BE JOINED BY

290. OUR EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST JUDGE

291. PAULA ABDUL.

292. I KNOW THIS PERSON.

293. GETTING REAL.

294. GETTING REAL.

295. OUR MAIN CHALLENGE TODAY IS

296. TO BE THE GUEST HOST FOR

297. RUPAUL'S TALK SHOW.

298. WE HAVE TO INTERVIEW CHAZ BONO

299. AND GEORGIA HOLT, AND IT IS

300. A LITTLE BIT INTIMIDATING.

301. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY

302. TIMES THEY'VE ANSWERED THESE

303. SAME QUESTIONS?

304. RIGHT.

305. SO I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE IT

306. LIGHT AND AIRY, LIKE A FART.

307. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

308. HI.

309. HOW ARE MY HOSTESS TWINKIES

310. DOING?

311. RESEARCH.

312. ADORE DELANO,

313. HOW ARE YOU DOING?

314. OKAY, I'M FREAKING OUT

315. BECAUSE I WANT IT TO COME

316. NATURAL.

317. WHEN I WRITE DOWN,

318. IT GETS LIKE,

319. "OH, GOD, I'M—"

320. LIKE—

321. BUT THIS IS THE THING, AND

322. THIS TIES INTO THE CRITIQUE YOU

323. GOT LAST WEEK ON THE JUDGE'S

324. PANEL, WHICH IS THAT IF YOU'RE

325. PREPARED, YOU'LL BE FINE.

326. RIGHT.

327. ADORE'S REALLY CONFIDENT IN

328. CERTAIN AREAS, BUT IF IT'S

329. OUTSIDE OF HER COMFORT ZONE,

330. SHE KIND OF CRUMBLES.

331. I DON'T THINK SHE TRUSTS HERSELF

332. ENOUGH.

333. CAN I HEAR A LITTLE BIT OF

334. YOUR OPENING?

335. HELLO, EVERYONE, MY NAME IS

336. ADORE DELANO.

337. I'LL BE FILLING IN FOR

338. MISS RUPAUL TONIGHT, SO I'M

339. GONNA—OH, WHAT?

340. SO—OKAY, WAIT.

341. I'M A BIT WORRIED.

342. GET BACK TO WORK, ALL RIGHT?

343. THIS IS GONNA BE A HOT MESS.

344. J-J-J-JOSLYN FOX.

345. HEY, RUZIE Q.

346. QUICK QUESTION.

347. HOW MANY STRAPS ARE YOU GONNA

348. WEAR FOR THE INTERVIEW?

349. ZERO.

350. BEFORE THIS, DID YOU KNOW

351. ANYTHING ABOUT CHAZ

352. OR GEORGIA HOLT?

353. I LOVE CHAZ WITH HIS

354. TRANSITION.

355. I THINK HE'S BEEN VERY

356. FORTHCOMING, AND GEORGIA

357. I BECAME FAMILIAR WITH AFTER

358. THE LIFETIME DOCUMENTARY.

359. YOU KNOW, SHE LOST THE ROLE TO

360. MARILYN MONROE FOR

361. THE ASPHALT JUNGLE.

362. SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

363. LOVE HER.

364. YES.

365. SO YOUR BIG OPENING—HAVE YOU

366. WORKED ON THAT?

367. I HAVE. I HAVE.

368. PLEASE WELCOME SOMEONE WHO CAME

369. OUT OF CHER'S VAGINA AND THE

370. VAGINA CHER CAME OUT OF.

371. I'M JUST A LITTLE WORRIED

372. ABOUT, YOU KNOW, MAYBE TALKING

373. ABOUT CHER'S VAGINA COULD

374. POSSIBLY OFFEND MOTHER AND SON.

375. BUT THAT'S WHERE

376. THE ENTERTAINMENT LIES.

377. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THAT

378. QUEEN THAT PISSED OFF CHER'S

379. FAMILY.

380. HELLO?

381. LISTEN, WE'RE DOWN TO JUST

382. VERY FEW GIRLS, AND, YOU KNOW,

383. WHEN THE GUMBO GETS THINNED OUT,

384. IT'S A LITTLE TOUGH.

385. I LIKE GUMBO, SO...

386. YOU'VE GOT YOUR WORK CUT OUT

387. FOR YOU.

388. GET BACK TO IT.

389. SOUNDS GOOD.

390. ALL RIGHT.

391. DE LA.

392. HI, RU.

393. SO THIS IS A BIG CHALLENGE

394. HERE.

395. IT IS, YEAH.

396. IS THIS CHALLENGE GONNA ALLOW

397. THE JUDGES TO SEE THE REAL YOU?

398. I-I THINK SO.

399. I THINK IT'LL BE NICE TO BE ABLE

400. TO BE BRINGING SOME VERSION OF

401. THE CHARACTER, BUT THEY CAN HAVE

402. A GENUINE CONVERSATION AND

403. REALLY BE LISTENING.

404. RIGHT, AND BECAUSE DE LA IS

405. A CHARACTER THAT YOU DO, I GET

406. A SENSE THAT YOU'RE A BIT OF AN

407. INTROVERT.

408. I TEND TO BE VERY PRIVATE

409. MYSELF.

410. SO THE QUESTION BECOMES,

411. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF PEOPLE

412. SEEING?

413. CERTAINLY, I CAN BE MORE

414. NEGATIVE, YOU KNOW.

415. I'VE STRUGGLED WITH DEPRESSION

416. A LOT IN MY LIFE, NOT FEELING

417. GOOD ENOUGH, NOT FEELING TOTALLY

418. CONFIDENT.

419. THIS CHARACTER IS SOMEBODY WHO

420. HELPED ME TO BE MORE POSITIVE,

421. AND I'M HOPING THAT NOW I CAN

422. HAVE HER LEARN FROM ME HOW TO,

423. YOU KNOW, HAVE MORE OF THE HEART

424. THAT I THINK THAT THE JUDGES

425. ARE DESCRIBING.

426. ABSOLUTELY, I THINK YOU'RE

427. RIGHT ON THE MONEY THERE.

428. ALL RIGHT, GET BACK TO WORK.

429. THANK YOU, RU.

430. COURTNEY ACT.

431. HOWDY. HOWDY.

432. HOWDY. HOWDY.

433. YOU'RE GONNA BE AN INTERVIEW

434. STAR.

435. I KNOW, ISN'T THAT EXCITING?

436. TALK SHOW.

437. YEAH, I HAD A QUESTION.

438. I'VE BEEN HAVING SO MUCH FUN IN

439. THE COMPETITION, AND I ALWAYS

440. FEEL LIKE, "OH, I'M ON

441. THE RIGHT TRACK.

442. I'M DOING A GOOD JOB."

443. AND THEN WHEN I GET TO

444. THE JUDGES, I KIND OF GET GOOD

445. FEEDBACK BUT A BIT KIND OF

446. LUKEWARM.

447. AND I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU

448. HAD ANY MAYBE SPECIFIC POINTS

449. OR THINGS THAT I COULD PAY

450. ATTENTION TO.

451. YOU'RE VERY POLISHED.

452. YOU'VE GOT ALL OF THAT, BUT

453. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR

454. ALSO HAS SOFT, TENDER PARTS AND

455. WHO'S ALSO AS HARD AS STEEL.

456. MM.

457. SO FULLY ROUNDED, AND THIS IS

458. THE PERFECT CHALLENGE TO PUT

459. THAT TO THE TEST.

460. RU'S ASKING ME TO GIVE

461. SOMETHING MORE, LIKE HUMANITY

462. AND VULNERABILITY, SO I NEED TO

463. WORK OUT HOW I CAN BRING THAT

464. INTO THE INTERVIEW.

465. TRINITY K. BONET,

466. OH, MY GOODNESS, THAT

467. BREAKTHROUGH LAST WEEK.

468. YOU MUST FEEL ON TOP OF

469. THE WORLD.

470. I DO.

471. I DO.

472. WHAT CAN YOU TAKE FROM THAT

473. BREAKTHROUGH AND APPLY TO THIS

474. CHALLENGE?

475. I THINK THE ADVANTAGE OF THIS

476. CHALLENGE IS THAT I GET TO BE

477. MYSELF AND HAVE MY OWN SENSE OF

478. PERSONALITY AND PLAY WITH THE

479. QUESTIONS THE WAY I CHOOSE TO.

480. RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.

481. I'M ACTUALLY REALLY EXCITED

482. ABOUT THIS.

483. YOU COME VERY CLOSE, BUT YOU

484. HAVEN'T WON A CHALLENGE YET.

485. NO, AND THAT'S THE GOAL.

486. RU HAS GIVEN ME QUITE A FEW

487. CHANCES, SO NOW THAT I FEEL LIKE

488. I'M IN THE GAME, I REALLY HAVE

489. TO DO THIS.

490. ALL RIGHT, LADIES,

491. GATHER ROUND.

492. NOW, TOMORROW ON THE MAIN STAGE,

493. WE'LL BE JOINED BY OUR EXTRA

494. SPECIAL GUEST JUDGE

495. PAULA ABDUL.

496. STRAIGHT UP, Y'ALL.

497. PAULA ABDUL JUDGMENT—I WAS

498. ON AMERICAN IDOLON SEASON

499. SEVEN, AND TO KNOW THAT SHE'S

500. GONNA BE HERE TONIGHT SEEING ME

501. AS A FULL-FLEDGED BEAUTIFUL

502. WOMAN OF THE OCEAN, I'M REALLY

503. EXCITED ABOUT THAT.

504. LIKE, HI, PAULA, I'M A GIRL NOW.

505. NOW, IN A FEW MOMENTS,

506. YOU WILL HEAD TO THE STUDIO TO

507. LAUNCH YOUR TV TALK SHOW

508. CAREERS.

509. IT'S GONNA BE A REALLY BIG SHOW,

510. IT'S GONNA BE A REALLY BIG SHOW, SO DON'T IT UP.

511. SO DON'T IT UP.

512. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

513. I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IT'S A LOT

514. TO JUGGLE.

515. TO JUGGLE. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

516. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

517. WHAT'D HE SAY?

518. AND HE SAID THAT I'M VERY

519. POLISHED, BUT THEY'RE NOT SEEING

520. POLISHED, BUT THEY'RE NOT SEEING ANY HUMANNESS TO ME.

521. ANY HUMANNESS TO ME.

522. LIKE, OBVIOUSLY, WE LOVE

523. PEOPLE WHO ARE, LIKE, GREAT AT

524. THINGS, BUT WE ALSO LOVE PEOPLE

525. WHO HAVE WEAKNESSES.

526. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

527. 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S

528. RELATABLE, BUT YOU'RE AN ALIEN,

529. SO...

530. I KNOW SOMETIMES I CAN BE TOO

531. POLISHED OR A LITTLE BIT

532. STEPFORD-Y.

533. IT'S NOT LIKE I'M NOT WILLING TO

534. BE VULNERABLE, BUT GENERALLY

535. SPEAKING, I'M JUST HAPPY

536. OR HAPPIER.

537. I CAN'T HELP IT.

538. THAT'S KIND OF HOW MY BRAIN

539. WORKS, OR I'VE—THROUGH A LOT OF

540. MEDITATION, I FIND THAT MY LIFE

541. IS VERY CAREFREE.

542. I HAVE, LIKE, A LOT OF PASSION

543. AND ENJOYMENT.

544. SEE I'M ALREADY ALIENATED

545. RIGHT NOW TALKING TO YOU.

546. COMING UP...

547. HELLO, WELCOME TO

548. THE RUPAUL SHOW.

549. PLEASE WELCOME SOMEONE WHO

550. HAS COME OUT TWICE SINCE COMING

551. OUT OF CHER AND SOMEONE WHO'S

552. CAME BACK 66 YEARS AFTER CHER

553. CAME BACK 66 YEARS AFTER CHER CAME OUT OF HER.

554. CAME OUT OF HER.

555. CAME OUT OF HER.

556. FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO...

557. TODAY'S MAIN CHALLENGE IS TO

558. GUEST HOST THE RUPAUL SHOW.

559. HELLO, WELCOME TO

560. THE RUPAUL SHOW.

561. MY NAME IS ADORE DELANO.

562. I'M THE FOXY JOSLYN FOX.

563. I AM TRINITY K. BONET,

564. AND I AM FILLING—FILLING IN

565. FOR RUPAUL TONIGHT.

566. I'M THE FIRST UP TO INTERVIEW

567. CHAZ BONO AND GEORGIA HOLT.

568. THIS IS LIVE TV, SO I JUST AM

569. KIND OF SHAKING IN MY HEELS.

570. THIS IS SUCH AN HONOR.

571. LIKE, I'M FREAKING OUT

572. RIGHT NOW.

573. JUST SAY—OW, MY RING GOT CAUGHT

574. INTO MY FISHNET.

575. LET ME SEE.

576. HMM.

577. OH, OKAY.

578. WELL, LET ME REFER TO MY NOTES.

579. I'M STILL FRESH.

580. SORRY.

581. SO I READ THAT YOU WERE

582. PERFORMING AT THE AGE OF SEVEN.

583. WERE YOU, LIKE, THE BIG, LIKE,

584. CHILDHOOD STAR OF YOUR,

585. LIKE, COMMUNITY?

586. NO, HONEY, WE WERE BROKE, AND

587. IT WAS DURING THE DEPRESSION.

588. I LOVE IT.

589. PARTY.

590. MY MOM ALWAYS PUSHES ME, AND SO,

591. LIKE, I WAS WONDERING, WELL, DID

592. YOU HAVE, LIKE, A STAGE DADDY?

593. 'CAUSE I CALL MY MOM STAGE

594. MOMMA.

595. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN

596. IT TO YOU.

597. WE HAD NO MONEY.

598. OH.

599. AND THERE WAS NO FOOD.

600. MM-HMM.

601. SO I WOULD GO AND SING, AND

602. PEOPLE WOULD GIVE ME NICKELS

603. AND DIMES AND—

604. RIGHT.

605. I'M HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME

606. WITH THIS TALK SHOW.

607. I DIDN'T KNOW SO MUCH GOES

608. INTO IT.

609. I THOUGHT YOU JUST MEET YOUR

610. GUEST.

611. YOU HAVE A PARTY.

612. YOU HAVE A CUTE LITTLE MUG.

613. I'M LIKE, GETTING

614. REAL."

615. OH, THAT'S AMAZING, THOUGH.

616. IT WAS DURING THE DEPRESSION.

617. OKAY.

618. YEP, YEAH.

619. THAT'S AMAZING.

620. THAT'S SO COOL.

621. IN YOUR ORIGINAL BOOK,

622. FAMILY OUTING, YOU DISCUSSED

623. HOW AT 13, THAT YOU FELT

624. DIFFERENT.

625. RIGHT.

626. COULD YOU ELABORATE ON THAT?

627. SURE.

628. AS MY HORMONES STARTED TO GO,

629. I HAD AN ATTRACTION TOWARDS

630. WOMEN, AND SO I NATURALLY JUST

631. MADE THE ASSUMPTION THAT I MUST

632. BE GAY, AND THAT MUST BE

633. WHAT ALL THESE FEELINGS ARE.

634. NOW, OF COURSE, IN 1995,

635. YOU CAME OUT PUBLICLY.

636. WHAT WAS YOUR FATHER'S THOUGHT?

637. HE WAS COMFORTABLE, BUT,

638. YOU KNOW, THE FIRST PERSON IN

639. THE FAMILY THAT I TALKED TO WAS

640. MY GRANDMA.

641. MY GRANDMA. REALLY?

642. REALLY?

643. AND, OF COURSE, SHE WAS

644. AMAZING.

645. AND THEN THE MAGICAL

646. EXPERIENCE DANCING WITH

647. THE STARS, HOW WAS THAT?

648. BIANCA TALKED TO ME A LOT AND

649. KIND OF IGNORED MY GRANDMOTHER

650. A LITTLE BIT, SO I WAS THROWING

651. HER THESE KIND OF BALLS OF,

652. LIKE, "HERE, LET'S INCLUDE HER

653. IN THIS."

654. WAS IT LIBERATING TO BE

655. IN THAT MOMENT?

656. YOU KNOW, LEARNING THE DANCES

657. AND DEALING WITH ALL OF IT IS

658. PRETTY GREAT.

659. OH, GREAT, SO THE STAGE

660. MANAGER'S TELLING ME I'VE GOT TO

661. WRAP IT UP, AND I HAVEN'T ASKED

662. MISS GEORGIA ANYTHING.

663. THANK YOU, GUYS,

664. SO, SO VERY MUCH.

665. OH, MY GOD.

666. I'M SO EXCITED, YOU KNOW.

667. NOT NERVOUS EXCITED,

668. BUT REALLY EXCITED.

669. AND I HAVE A TON OF QUESTIONS

670. FOR YOU GUYS.

671. WELL, CHAD.

672. CHAD, I KNOW THAT YOU DO A LOT

673. IN THE LGBT COMMUNITY.

674. TRINITY KEPT CALLING ME CHAD,

675. YOU GOT TO KNOW THE NAME OF THE

676. PERSON THAT YOU'RE INTERVIEWING.

677. OKAY, SO CHAD, ARE YOU

678. A BOXER OR BRIEF TYPE OF GUY?

679. THAT, TO ME, WAS A PROBLEM.

680. CHAD, IF YOU HAD THE

681. OPPORTUNITY TO GO OUT ON A—

682. ON A DATE WITH MEGAN FOX,

683. ANGELINA JOLIE, OR—

684. I NEED ONE MORE PERSON.

685. IT WAS KIND OF UNCOMFORTABLE.

686. I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS ME

687. OR IF IT WAS THEM.

688. THIS INTERVIEW IS WEIRD.

689. WELL, THANK YOU CHAD BONO

690. AND GEORGIA HOLT.

691. GEORGIA, OBVIOUSLY, YOU'VE

692. JUST RELEASED YOUR FIRST

693. EVER ALBUM.

694. YOU RECORDED THE ALBUM 30 YEARS

695. AGO, AND THEN 30 YEARS LATER,

696. YOU FIND THESE TAPES.

697. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

698. CHER ASKED ME, "MOM, WHAT'D

699. YOU DO WITH THOSE TAPES?"

700. AND I SAID, "HONEY, I THINK

701. THEY'RE IN THE GARAGE."

702. THIS MUST BE A PRETTY

703. WELL-ORGANIZED GARAGE.

704. LIKE, 30—

705. I MEAN, I'VE GOT THINGS FROM,

706. YOU KNOW, TWO YEARS AGO I DON'T

707. KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.

708. I SAVE EVERYTHING.

709. IT'S NOT AN EPISODE OF

710. HOARDERSWAITING TO HAPPEN,

711. I GUESS, OR IS IT?

712. NO.

713. NO.

714. I KNOW THAT YOU'VE JUST DONE

715. THE DOCUMENTARY BECOMING CHAZ.

716. MM-HMM.

717. AND WHAT WAS THE DECISION

718. THAT MADE YOU WANT TO GO

719. SO PUBLIC WITH SUCH A PERSONAL

720. THING?

721. YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A NUMBER

722. OF YEARS WHERE I KNEW I WAS

723. TRANSGENDER BUT WAS AFRAID TO DO

724. ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

725. AND SO IT WAS IMPORTANT FOR ME

726. TO KIND OF GIVE THAT BACK.

727. I FIGURED THERE'S OTHER PEOPLE

728. OUT THERE LIKE ME WHO ARE—

729. WHO ARE STUCK.

730. THAT'S SO COOL.

731. COURTNEY CAME ACROSS VERY

732. PROFESSIONAL AND VERY LIKEABLE.

733. I THOUGHT SHE HAD A LOT OF

734. CHARM, DIDN'T YOU THINK, CHAZ?

735. I DID, ABSOLUTELY.

736. NO.

737. I LOVE AUSTRALIAN WOMEN.

738. A HUGE THING FOR AUSTRALIAN

739. WOMEN.

740. SO CHAZ, ARE THERE ANY KIND

741. OF TRAITS THAT YOU WOULD SAY

742. THAT YOU REALLY KIND OF PULLED

743. FROM YOUR MOTHER CHER?

744. NO.

745. NO.

746. RIGHT.

747. NOW, BESIDES THE DROP IN THE IQ

748. AND REMEMBERING TO PUT THE SEAT

749. DOWN, HAS THEIR BEEN, LIKE, HARD

750. THINGS THAT YOU'VE HAD TO, LIKE,

751. ADJUST TO NOW BEING A MAN?

752. NO, NOT REALLY.

753. GEORGIA, ARE THERE ANYTHING

754. ABOUT, LIKE, THE MUSIC TODAY—

755. DO YOU—DO YOU CONSIDER, LIKE,

756. MAYBE DOING A TOUR OF YOUR

757. ALBUM?

758. NOT AT 87.

759. NO?

760. NO.

761. RIGHT, AND I HAVE ONE MORE

762. QUESTION FOR YOU, MY DEAR.

763. ARE YOU

764. I DON'T KNOW, SHE JUST WAS FUN

765. TO ME.

766. BUT SHE SEEMED TO BE GETTING

767. THROWN.

768. JEWELRY SEEMED TO BE FALLING OFF

769. OF HER, AND SHE SEEMED A LITTLE

770. PHYSICALLY UNCOMFORTABLE.

771. WELL, GEORGIA, WHAT IS IT

772. LIKE TO HAVE AN ALBUM THAT YOU

773. RECORDED 31 YEARS AGO HITTING

774. THE CHARTS RIGHT NOW?

775. IT FEELS FANTASTIC.

776. I STARTED IN SINGING WHEN I WAS

777. SIX DURING THE DEPRESSION.

778. MY GOODNESS.

779. YOU ARE WAY TOO YOUNG TO KNOW

780. ANYTHING ABOUT THE DEPRESSION.

781. WELL, I'VE EXPERIENCED OTHER

782. KINDS OF DEPRESSION, BUT—

783. VERY FUNNY.

784. AND, NOW, CHAZ, YOU ALSO HAVE

785. A RECENT PROJECT,

786. INDEPENDENCE DAY.

787. YEAH, WE ACTUALLY CLOSE

788. TONIGHT.

789. HAVE YOU GOTTEN A CHANCE TO

790. SEE CHAZ'S MUSICAL AT ALL?

791. I HAVEN'T.

792. IT'S CLOSING NIGHT.

793. I KNOW IT.

794. I KNOW IT.

795. COULD YOU MAYBE HUM US A FEW

796. BARS?

797. MAYBE GEORGIA WILL JUST—

798. MAYBE SHE COULD GET A

799. SNEAK PEEK RIGHT NOW?

800. VERY FUNNY.

801. I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE

802. BEN DE LA CREME.

803. I THOUGHT SHE ASKED SMART

804. AND INTERESTING QUESTIONS.

805. THANK YOU BOTH SO MUCH.

806. YOU WERE GOOD.

807. GOOD. WELL-DONE.

808. WELL-DONE.

809. PLEASE WELCOME SOMEONE WHO

810. HAS COME OUT TWICE SINCE COMING

811. OUT OF CHER AND SOMEONE WHO'S

812. CAME BACK 66 YEARS AFTER CHER

813. CAME OUT OF HER.

814. I'M SO LOOKING FORWARD TO

815. GETTING TO KNOW YOU BETTER,

816. GEORGIA.

817. I'M A BIG FAN OF YOURS.

818. REALLY?

819. I LOVE YOUR CD.

820. I'M JUST YOUR YESTERDAY, WILL

821. THAT END UP ON CHER'S NEW ALBUM?

822. I DON'T KNOW.

823. SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER RECORDING

824. HER PART.

825. OKAY.

826. AND I DON'T REMEMBER

827. RECORDING MY PART.

828. OKAY, WELL, I DON'T REMEMBER

829. WHAT I HAD FOR BREAKFAST TODAY.

830. WE'RE EVEN.

831. NOW, IF IT WEREN'T FOR

832. A LAST-MINUTE DECISION AT

833. THE ABORTION CLINIC, THE WORLD

834. WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN CHER.

835. ARE YOU PRO-LIFE?

836. HAS YOUR STANCE CHANGED AT ALL

837. THROUGHOUT YOUR LIFETIME?

838. I THINK—I ACTUALLY—

839. I DON'T—I REALLY DON'T KNOW

840. HOW I FEEL.

841. IT WAS A LITTLE BIT EMBARRASSING

842. TO ME, AND I'M TRYING TO THINK

843. OF HOW TO, YOU KNOW, RECOVER.

844. YEAH, IT WAS PUTTING HER ON

845. THE SPOT IN A WAY THAT YOU

846. DON'T—YOU KNOW, WHY WOULD YOU

847. EVER ASK THAT?

848. I FEEL SOME REALLY GOOD RAPPORT

849. BETWEEN ME, CHAZ, AND GEORGIA.

850. IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE I'VE KNOWN

851. THEM ALL MY LIFE, AND THEY HAVE

852. NO PROBLEM OPENING UP TO ME.

853. THANK YOU BOTH VERY MUCH.

854. I'VE GOT THIS ONE IN THE BAG.

855. THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE,

856. AND I'M ALL OUT OF DUCT TAPE.

857. KEEP IT FOXY.

858. COMING UP...

859. WHAT ANIMAL ARE YOU?

860. LIKE, A MORTAL KOMBAT

861. CHARACTER.

862. YOU CAME IN MIDDLE OF THE

863. PACK TO ME.

864. PACK TO ME.

865. WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE OF

866. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

867. MICHELLE VISAGE, CAN WE TALK?

868. WE CAN ALWAYS TALK.

869. SANTINO RICE, LET'S HAVE

870. A KIKI.

871. AND CHAZ BONO AND GEORGIA

872. HOLT, I HOPE MY QUEENS GAVE YOU

873. THE STAR TREATMENT.

874. THEY DID.

875. THANK YOU.

876. I FEEL LIKE A HONKY TONK

877. WOMAN.

878. THAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR ALBUM,

879. ISN'T IT, GEORGIA?

880. YES, IT IS.

881. I LOVE LOVE ME TENDER.

882. IT'S FANTASTIC.

883. THANK YOU.

884. AND A POP ICON WHO IS FOREVER

885. MY GIRL, THE ONE AND ONLY

886. PAULA ABDUL.

887. HI, BABY.

888. I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE.

889. NOW, DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU

890. ARE THE MOST LIP-SYNCHED ARTIST

891. IN THE HER-STORY OF DRAG RACE?

892. THAT'S FANTASTIC NEWS.

893. I FEEL HONORED.

894. THIS WEEK WE CHALLENGED OUR

895. QUEENS TO BECOME TALK SHOW

896. HOSTESSES WITH THE MOST-ESSES,

897. AND TONIGHT THEY'RE GOING WILD

898. ON THE RUNWAY IN THEIR OWN

899. ANIMAL KINGDOM COUTURE.

900. I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR SOME

901. JUNGLE FEVER.

902. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES,

903. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

904. NOW SISSY THAT WALK.

905. UP FIRST, DARIENNE LAKE.

906. MICHELLE, I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY

907. THIS, BUT THERE'S AN ELEPHANT IN

908. THE ROOM.

909. YES.

910. ELEPHANTS ARE LUCKY.

911. THEY'RE FABULOUS, AND I'M

912. SERVING YOU ALL OF MY ELEPHANT

913. GLORY.

914. ALL THAT JUNK IN THAT TRUNK.

915. HORTON HEARS A HO.

916. ADORE DELANO.

917. NICE GRILL.

918. YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD GO GREAT

919. WITH ADORE'S OUTFIT?

920. NO.

921. A CHIANTI AND SOME

922. FAVA BEANS.

923. I'M SERVING

924. ANIMAL KINGDOM COUTURE.

925. I'M FEELING REALLY SEXY.

926. SILENCE OF THE QUEENS.

927. I THINK SHE'S MASKING

928. A LOT OF PAIN.

929. BEN DE LA CREME.

930. OH.

931. OOH.

932. WAITER, THERE'S A FLY ON MY

933. RUNWAY.

934. BE AFRAID.

935. YES.

936. BE VERY AFRAID.

937. YES.

938. I'M JUST BUZZING DOWN

939. THE RUNAWAY.

940. I'M FEELING THE FANTASY.

941. SHE'S GOT SOME FLY

942. CHOREOGRAPHY.

943. YEAH, SHE'S A FLY GIRL.

944. SHE BUGGING.

945. NEXT UP, BIANCA DEL RIO,

946. CHEETAH GIRL.

947. CAN A QUEEN REALLY CHANGE HER

948. SPOTS?

949. YOU KNOW THE SAYING, BIG CATS

950. ARE DANGEROUS, BUT A LITTLE

951. PUSSY NEVER HURT ANYBODY.

952. THAT IS SOME POINTER SISTERS

953. HAIR RIGHT THERE.

954. SHE'S SO EXCITED.

955. HMM.

956. NEXT UP, JOSLYN FOX.

957. SHE'S A RED FOX.

958. SHE'S A COCK.

959. YES, SHE IS.

960. OH.

961. OH.

962. HOLLA.

963. I'VE GOT MY TALONS AND MY

964. FEATHERS, AND I'M SHOWING OFF

965. SOME SKIN, AND I'M FEELING

966. REALLY GOOD ABOUT IT.

967. I THINK IT'S SOME KIND OF

968. JUNGLE PUSSYCAT.

969. FROM ATLANTA, GEORGIA,

970. TRINITY K. BONET,

971. THE PHOENIX.

972. SHE'S AWFULLY PLUCKED

973. TONIGHT.

974. YES.

975. I AM GIVING YOU BIRDS OF

976. A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER

977. RHYTHMS, AND I LOOK ABSOLUTELY

978. FABULOUS.

979. DRESSED TO QUILL.

980. YOU BETTER SISSY THAT SQUAWK.

981. NEXT UP, COURTNEY ACT.

982. OH.

983. MM.

984. OH, MY GOODNESS.

985. HEAVEN MUST BE MISSING AN ANGEL.

986. MM-HMM.

987. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE

988. WINGS.

989. YES.

990. PREPARE FOR TAKEOFF.

991. I'M GIVING SOME REGAL EAGLE.

992. I WANT TO SEE THIS ON BLOGS.

993. I WANT TO SEE THIS ON FACEBOOK.

994. AIN'T NOBODY GONNA TOP THIS

995. MM, THINK I'VE DIED AND GONE

996. TO HEAVEN.

997. UH-HUH.

998. YEAH.

999. BABY, THESE GIRLS ARE GIVING

1000. PRODUCTION VALUE.

1001. OKAY.

1002. WELCOME, LADIES.

1003. IT'S TIME FOR THE JUDGE'S

1004. CRITIQUES.

1005. FIRST UP, DARIENNE LAKE.

1006. WELL, DARIENNE, IT'S COLDER

1007. IN HERE THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS.

1008. OOH.

1009. TONIGHT YOUR LOOK IS

1010. INSPIRED.

1011. I LOVE THE GREY HAIR, AND YOUR

1012. FACE LOOKS GORGEOUS.

1013. AS FAR AS THE TALK SHOW GOES,

1014. YOU SEEMED REALLY NERVOUS.

1015. REALLY?

1016. YOU DID.

1017. YEAH, I GOT THE SENSE THAT

1018. YOU WERE A LITTLE BIT AWKWARD.

1019. YOU CAME IN MIDDLE OF THE PACK

1020. TO ME.

1021. ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP,

1022. ADORE DELANO.

1023. HI.

1024. WHAT WILD LIFE ANIMAL ARE YOU

1025. REPRESENTING?

1026. LIKE, A PANTHER, BUT I ALSO

1027. WANTED TO LOOK LIKE

1028. A MORTAL KOMBAT CHARACTER.

1029. I'M NOT LOVING THIS LOOK.

1030. LOVE THE FACE.

1031. I LOVE YOUR MAKEUP.

1032. I LOVE YOU, BUT ALL THESE

1033. PIECES—IT'S JUST NOT ELEVATING

1034. IT UP ENOUGH.

1035. I'M HEARING YOU CONVERSE.

1036. I'M GOING, "I KNOW THIS PERSON."

1037. SEASON SEVEN AMERICAN—

1038. YES, AMERICAN IDOL.

1039. IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU, BUT WHAT

1040. I'D LIKE IS TO NOT SEE

1041. THIS MASK.

1042. IT'S COUNTERPRODUCTIVE TO

1043. THE AMAZING PERSONALITY

1044. THAT I REMEMBER SO WELL.

1045. YOU JUST SEEMED REALLY

1046. NERVOUS DURING OUR INTERVIEW.

1047. I WAS.

1048. IT JUST SEEMED LIKE YOU WERE

1049. REALLY STRUGGLING THROUGH IT.

1050. ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP,

1051. BEN DE LA CREME,

1052. I THINK YOU DID A GREAT JOB

1053. WITH THE INTERVIEWS.

1054. YOU WERE REALLY UP-TO-DATE ON

1055. EVERYTHING THAT BOTH OF US WERE

1056. DOING.

1057. YOU WERE KIND OF LIKE A BREATH

1058. OF FRESH AIR.

1059. THERE'S A SENSE OF

1060. SOMETHING'S BEEN DROPPED,

1061. AND IT'S SO MUCH MORE ENDEARING.

1062. ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP, BLAME IT

1063. ON BIANCA DEL RIO.

1064. ALWAYS BLAMING ME.

1065. I LOVE HOW YOU DID THE BODY

1066. PAINT AND THE FACE PAINT TO

1067. MATCH WITH THE DRESS.

1068. I THINK IT LOOKS GREAT.

1069. THANK YOU.

1070. BUT WITH THE INTERVIEW, YOU

1071. WEREN'T REALLY FOCUSING ON THE

1072. OTHER PERSON THAT WAS THERE,

1073. WHICH WAS MY GRANDMA.

1074. I HAD SOME QUESTIONS FOR MISS

1075. GEORGIA THAT I WANTED TO ASK,

1076. BUT TIME MANAGEMENT DEFINITELY

1077. WAS AN ISSUE.

1078. IS THERE A QUESTION YOU'D

1079. LIKE TO ASK GEORGIA NOW?

1080. WELL, I WANTED TO ASK THEM IF

1081. THEY BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE.

1082. THANK YOU, BIANCA.

1083. THANK YOU.

1084. NEXT UP, JOSLYN FOX ON THE

1085. RUNWAY.

1086. WHAT ANIMAL ARE YOU?

1087. I'M A GLAM-AZONIAN WARRIOR

1088. PRINCESS.

1089. I'M FRIENDS WITH ALL THE

1090. ANIMALS, AND THEN I TAKE 'EM

1091. AND I SKIN 'EM ALIVE.

1092. I'M THE DIANE SAWYER OF THE

1093. JUNGLE.

1094. I'M NOT SEEING WHAT I WANT

1095. FROM YOU WITH THIS.

1096. IT'S NOT QUITE ANIMAL ENOUGH.

1097. NOW, ONTO THE TALK SHOW.

1098. YOU HAD ME WITH YOU, THEN

1099. DECIDED TO GO ALL HARD NEWS.

1100. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT

1101. ABORTION?

1102. UH...

1103. WE DO NOT DISCUSS THESE

1104. THINGS.

1105. REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE AS A VIEWER

1106. WATCHING THAT.

1107. YOU SAY YOUR CHARACTER SKINS

1108. ANIMALS ALIVE.

1109. WELL, IT FELT LIKE YOU WERE

1110. WELL, IT FELT LIKE YOU WERE SKINNING YOUR GUESTS ALIVE.

1111. SKINNING YOUR GUESTS ALIVE.

1112. WE DO NOT DISCUSS THESE

1113. THINGS.

1114. REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE AS A VIEWER

1115. WATCHING THAT.

1116. GEORGIA, WERE YOU OFFENDED?

1117. I WAS UNEASY.

1118. IT MADE ME UNEASY.

1119. THAT WILL GO DOWN AS ONE OF

1120. MY BIGGEST MISTAKES I'VE EVER

1121. MADE BECAUSE I JUST ADORE YOU,

1122. AND IT BREAKS MY HEART,

1123. AND I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF

1124. AND I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF IF I IN ANY WAY OFFENDED YOU.

1125. IF I IN ANY WAY OFFENDED YOU.

1126. THANK YOU, HONEY.

1127. THANK YOU.

1128. EVERYTHING YOU SAID WAS VERY

1129. SWEET, AND I APPRECIATE IT.

1130. I THOUGHT YOU WERE REALLY GREAT

1131. UP UNTIL THAT ONE REMARK.

1132. NEXT UP, COURTNEY ACT.

1133. HOWDY.

1134. I AM SECURE ENOUGH IN MY

1135. HETEROSEXUALITY TO SAY WOW.

1136. YOU LOOK REALLY CUTE.

1137. I LIKE HANCOCK.

1138. THE SECOND I SAW YOU ON

1139. CAMERA, I WAS ENGAGED, AND I

1140. FELT LIKE YOU WERE A GIRLFRIEND,

1141. AND THAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO

1142. A VIEWER TO FEEL LIKE THEY CAN

1143. RELATE TO YOU.

1144. NEXT STOP, TRINITY K. BONET.

1145. YOUR WHOLE LOOK, EVERYTHING

1146. IS SO WELL THOUGHT OUT.

1147. EVERY LITTLE DETAIL—

1148. JUST GORGEOUS.

1149. AS FAR AS THE TALK SHOW,

1150. RULE NUMBER ONE, WHEN YOU HAVE

1151. A GUEST, YOU NEED TO KNOW

1152. THEIR NAME.

1153. YOU KEPT CALLING CHAZ "CHAD",

1154. AND THAT IN AND OF ITSELF

1155. WAS UNCOMFORTABLE.

1156. WHEN MY NERVES GET THE BEST

1157. OF ME, IT TAKES A TOLL.

1158. TRINITY, HONEY, I STARTED

1159. WORKING ON TELEVISION IN 1949,

1160. BUT DOING THE SHOW TODAY, I WAS

1161. NERVOUS, AND I'M AN OLD PRO,

1162. YOU KNOW?

1163. SO YOU'LL GET OVER IT,

1164. AND YOU'LL BECOME SO PROUD.

1165. THAT'S GOOD ADVICE.

1166. THANK YOU.

1167. MM-HMM.

1168. I THINK WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

1169. WHILE YOU UNWIND IN THE UNTUCKED

1170. LOUNGE, THE JUDGES AND I

1171. WILL DELIBERATE.

1172. ALL RIGHT, JUST BETWEEN US

1173. CHATTY CATHYS, WHAT DO YOU

1174. THINK?

1175. LET'S START WITH DARIENNE LAKE.

1176. I LOVED HER COSTUME, BUT HER

1177. INTERVIEW—I THINK THAT THE

1178. NERVES GOT TO HER.

1179. I REMEMBER THAT SHE GAVE A CHER

1180. IMPERSONATION, AND IT WAS LIKE

1181. YOU COULD HEAR CRICKETS.

1182. YEAH, I MEAN, GIVE ME,

1183. YOU KNOW, CHAD MICHAELS OR...

1184. TOTALLY.

1185. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME.

1186. ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP,

1187. ADORE DELANO.

1188. I WAS HOPING TO SEE THAT SAME

1189. SASSINESS AND SMART MOUTH THAT

1190. I CAME TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ON

1191. AMERICAN IDOL, BUT I DIDN'T GET

1192. TO SEE IT TODAY.

1193. SHE WAS SO NERVOUS,

1194. SHE COULDN'T GROUND HERSELF.

1195. I THINK SHE PROBABLY SHOULD

1196. HAVE HAD HER NOTES WRITTEN

1197. SO THAT SHE WOULDN'T BE

1198. CONFUSED.

1199. I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I SAID

1200. 10 SECONDS AGO.

1201. SHE EPITOMIZES THAT YOUNG KID

1202. WHO HASN'T QUITE CONNECTED THE

1203. DOTS WITH HER TALENT, HER

1204. INTELLECT, AND THIS CHALLENGE

1205. REALLY SHOWED THAT, YOU KNOW.

1206. YOU MAKE ONE MISSTEP, AND—

1207. AND THEN MERLE COMES BACK?

1208. IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?

1209. ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON TO

1210. BEN DE LA CREME.

1211. I THOUGHT HER COSTUME

1212. WAS INCREDIBLE.

1213. SHE EVIDENTLY HAS STUDIED FLIES

1214. WALKING ACROSS THE FLOOR,

1215. BECAUSE SHE DID IT PERFECT.

1216. YEAH, WE'RE SEEING BEN DE LA

1217. NOW.

1218. MM.

1219. THERE'S THIS WALL THAT'S BEEN

1220. KIND OF KNOCKED DOWN, AND THAT

1221. TRANSLATED IN HER TALK SHOW.

1222. DESPITE WEARING THE MOST HIDEOUS

1223. COLOR EVER CREATED...

1224. SHE WAS FANTASTIC.

1225. ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON.

1226. BIANCA DEL RIO.

1227. THE THING ABOUT BIANCA IS,

1228. SHE'S SO SMART AND PROFESSIONAL

1229. THAT SHE MADE IT ABOUT THAT, AND

1230. SHE FORGOT ALL THE THINGS THAT

1231. YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO WHEN YOU

1232. DO A TALK SHOW, LIKE LISTEN TO

1233. THE PEOPLE THAT YOU'RE

1234. INTERVIEWING.

1235. YEAH, IT PROBABLY COMES WITH

1236. BIANCA DEL RIO BEING MORE OF A

1237. NIGHT CLUB HOST WHERE IF YOU ASK

1238. A QUESTION TO THE AUDIENCE,

1239. YOU REALLY DON'T CARE WHAT THEY

1240. HAVE TO SAY.

1241. BUT THAT JUST TAKES A LITTLE

1242. BIT OF PRACTICE.

1243. SHE'S GOT ALL THE IMPORTANT

1244. INGREDIENTS TO DO THIS WELL IF

1245. SHE WANTS TO DO THIS

1246. PROFESSIONALLY.

1247. ALL RIGHT, UP NEXT,

1248. JOSLYN FOX.

1249. THERE WAS NO ANIMAL

1250. INTERPRETATION IN THAT

1251. WHATSOEVER.

1252. SHE STUCK SOME FEATHERS ON HER

1253. HEAD AND—

1254. CALLED IT MACARONI.

1255. OKAY?

1256. AND I DON'T GIVE A FRIAR TUCK

1257. WHO YOU ARE...

1258. YOU DON'T BE SHOWING ME THAT

1259. WITH A MEATY TUCK LIKE THAT.

1260. THAT WAS A MEATY TUCK.

1261. AS A TALK SHOW HOST, THE

1262. BIGGEST THING WITH HER HOSTING

1263. WAS HER LACK OF TACT, ESPECIALLY

1264. WITH A SENSITIVE ISSUE.

1265. BUT WHAT I DO APPRECIATE IS

1266. THE FACT THAT WHEN WE DID BRING

1267. THAT UP TO HER TODAY, SHE WAS

1268. TEARFUL ABOUT IT, AND I FELT

1269. THAT THAT WAS VERY GENUINE

1270. OF HER.

1271. ALL RIGHT, UP NEXT,

1272. COURTNEY ACT.

1273. DO THE OTHER QUEENS JUST

1274. BACKSTAGE WHEN SHE PUTS

1275. ON WHAT SHE'S GONNA PUT ON FOR

1276. THE RUNWAY?

1277. BECAUSE THAT IS SO IMPRESSIVE.

1278. AS FAR AS THE TALK SHOW GOES,

1279. I THOUGHT SHE DID A GOOD JOB,

1280. BUT THEN ONE MINUTE IN, SHE JUST

1281. PLUMMETED ENERGY-WISE.

1282. I DIDN'T FEEL THE ENERGY DIP,

1283. HONESTLY.

1284. NOR DID I.

1285. IT WAS CONVERSATIONAL.

1286. IT JUST WORKED.

1287. I AGREE.

1288. I JUST THOUGHT SHE WAS VERY,

1289. VERY LIKEABLE AND FUN.

1290. I WOULD SAY THAT HER

1291. AND BEN DE LA CREME WERE MY TWO

1292. FAVORITE, JUST NECK AND NECK.

1293. ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON

1294. TO TRINITY K. BONET.

1295. LOVED HER RUNWAY LOOK.

1296. IT ALL WORKED TOGETHER.

1297. BUT IT'S NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO

1298. MAKE UP FOR HOW ABYSMAL HER

1299. TALK SHOW WENT FOR HER.

1300. RIGHT.

1301. WITH THE BIGGEST FAUX PAS OF

1302. ALL, NOT KNOWING THE GUEST'S

1303. NAME.

1304. HELLO, SHE CALLED HIM CHAD.

1305. SO RULE NUMBER ONE, KNOW YOUR

1306. GUEST'S NAME.

1307. ALL RIGHT, SILENCE.

1308. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1309. I'VE MADE MY DECISION. BRING BACK MY GIRLS.

1310. BRING BACK MY GIRLS.

1311. WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1312. WELCOME BACK, LADIES. I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

1313. I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

1314. I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS. BIANCA DEL RIO, YOU ARE SAFE.

1315. BIANCA DEL RIO, YOU ARE SAFE.

1316. BIANCA DEL RIO, YOU ARE SAFE. BEN DE LA CREME, YOU ARE SAFE.

1317. BEN DE LA CREME, YOU ARE SAFE.

1318. COURTNEY ACT, AS A TALK SHOW

1319. HOST, YOU WERE UNFLAPPABLE,

1320. AND ON THE MAIN STAGE,

1321. YOU SOARED.

1322. CONDRAGULATIONS, YOU ARE THE

1323. WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE.

1324. THANK YOU.

1325. YOU'VE WON A WIG WARDROBE

1326. FROM OUTFITTERS WIG AND A YEAR

1327. SUPPLY OF HAIR CARE FROM AQUAGE.

1328. SUPPLY OF HAIR CARE FROM AQUAGE. SECOND WIN.

1329. SECOND WIN.

1330. DARIENNE LAKE...

1331. DARIENNE LAKE... YOU ARE SAFE.

1332. YOU ARE SAFE.

1333. ADORE DELANO.

1334. YOU, MY DEAR, ARE ONE WILD

1335. CHILD, BUT IN THIS WEEK'S

1336. CHALLENGE, YOU WERE EATEN

1337. ALIVE.

1338. I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE

1339. I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1340. UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1341. TRINITY K. BONET.

1342. ON THE RUNWAY, YOU ARE A

1343. FIERCE, FEATHERED FIREBIRD.

1344. UNFORTUNATELY, ON THE TALK SHOW,

1345. YOU LAID AN EGG.

1346. JOSLYN FOX, YOUR RUNWAY LOOK IS

1347. A BUNGLE IN THE JUNGLE.

1348. IN THE CHALLENGE, YOU PUT YOUR

1349. IN THE CHALLENGE, YOU PUT YOUR HIGH-HEELED FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH.

1350. HIGH-HEELED FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH.

1351. JOSLYN FOX...

1352. YOU'RE SAFE.

1353. JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1354. TRINITY, I'M SORRY, MY DEAR,

1355. TRINITY, I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1356. BUT YOU ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1357. I'M FREAKING OUT BECAUSE I'VE

1358. SEEN TRINITY SEND A LOT OF

1359. BITCHES HOME WITH HER LIP SYNC

1360. SINCE SHE TURNS IT THE

1361. OUT.

1362. I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA FAINT.

1363. LADIES, PRIOR TO TONIGHT,

1364. YOU WERE ASKED TO PREPARE

1365. A LIP-SYNCH PERFORMANCE OF

1366. VIBEOLOGYBY PAULA ABDUL.

1367. THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO

1368. IMPRESS ME AND SAVE YOURSELF

1369. FROM ELIMINATION.

1370. THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU

1371. THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO LIP-SYNCH FOR YOUR LIFE.

1372. TO LIP-SYNCH FOR YOUR LIFE.

1373. GOOD LUCK, AND DON'T

1374. IT UP.

1375. NOW YOU ASK WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

1376. WHY, IT'S THE STUDY OF THE

1377. CHEMISTRY BETWEEN YOU AND ME.

1378. YEAH!

1379. THAT WAS GOOD.

1380. THAT WAS THE BEST!

1381. WOW.

1382. LADIES, I'VE MADE

1383. LADIES, I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1384. MY DECISION.

1385. ADORE DELANO...

1386. SHANTE, YOU STAY.

1387. THANK YOU.

1388. YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1389. YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS. THANK YOU.

1390. THANK YOU.

1391. GORGEOUS, TALENTED,

1392. AND FIERCE.

1393. THE HOLY TRINITY.

1394. THANK YOU SO MUCH, AND LET ME

1395. TAKE THIS TIME TO SAY THAT I AM

1396. FILLED WITH JOY RIGHT NOW

1397. BECAUSE I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY

1398. TO TAKE EVERYTHING THAT YOU HAVE

1399. GIVEN ME AND APPLY IT TO MY LIFE

1400. AND START MY NEW JOURNEY,

1401. AND I THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM

1402. OF MY HEART.

1403. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

1404. THANK YOU.

1405. NOW, FLY, MY QUEEN,

1406. AND SASHAY AWAY.

1407. BYE.

1408. THIS IS NOT A DEFEAT FOR ME.

1409. TO ALL MY COMPETITORS,

1410. YOU BITCHES BETTER BRING IT AND

1411. SHINE BRIGHT LIKE I KNOW YOU

1412. ALL CAN.

1413. CONDRAGULATIONS, MY SICKENING

1414. SIX.

1415. IT'S THE PROMISE OF A NEW DAY.

1416. NOW, REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE

1417. YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL YOU

1418. GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1419. CAN I GET AN AMEN IN HERE?

1420. AMEN.

1421. ALL RIGHT, NOW, LET THE MUSIC

1422. PLAY.