RuPaul's Drag Race 6x8

1. PREVIOUSLY ON

2. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE...

3. I AM LAUNCHING MY FIRST-EVER

4. MAKEUP LINE, AND I NEED YOU

5. TO MARKET IT.

6. YOU'LL BE WORKING IN PAIRS.

7. WE'RE TOO BUSY PAINTING

8. OUR OWN FACES INSTEAD OF THEIRS.

9. A SICKENING SWEEP OF BLUSH

10. HELPS DISTRACT FROM

11. UNSIGHTLY SCARS.

12. BEN DE LA, WE'RE HIDING

13. BEHIND ANOTHER COSTUME.

14. I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE.

15. LAGANJA, THE CROTCH

16. IS A LITTLE LOW.

17. YOUR HAIR IS UNEVEN.

18. IT'S FLOPPING.

19. WE'VE GOT, LIKE,

20. A LITTLE SISTER VIBE GOING.

21. SHE'S THE LITTLE SISTER.

22. I'M THE LOW-RENT VERSION

23. OF COURTNEY.

24. I MAY HAVE USED THAT TERM

25. ONCE.

26. ADORE AND LAGANJA, YOU'RE THE

27. WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE.

28. DARIENNE LAKE, SHANTE,

29. YOU STAY.

30. BEN DE LA CREME,

31. YOUR TIME HERE

32. IS NOT OVER.

33. SHANTE, YOU STAY.

34. YEAH.

35. WHOO-OO!

36. WHOO-OO!

37. OH, WHEW.

38. WELL, THAT WAS SOMETHING.

39. I'M GLAD WE DIDN'T HAVE

40. TO GO HOME.

41. ME TOO.

42. I HAVE NO WORDS.

43. I'M SO SCARED THAT I CAME THAT

44. CLOSE TO LEAVING SO SOON.

45. WELL, I THANK EVERYONE WHO

46. GASPED IN THE BACKGROUND

47. WHEN I DIDN'T LOOK

48. LIKE I WAS STAYING.

49. APPRECIATED THAT.

50. I WAS GONNA CAUSE A RIOT

51. IF SHE SENT YOU HOME.

52. I WAS LIKE, "NO, YOU'VE MADE

53. THE WRONG DECISION."

54. THE WRONG DECISION."

55. ARE YOU NOT GONNA

56. CONGRATULATE ADORE AND I?

57. DO YOU THINK THAT WE DIDN'T

58. DESERVE TO WIN AS A TEAM?

59. I DIDN'T THINK THAT

60. YOU SHOULD HAVE WON.

61. I'M SURE MANY OF MY

62. COMPETITORS FELT THAT ADORE

63. CARRIED ME FOR THIS WIN, BUT AT

64. THE END OF THE DAY, SHE'S

65. STANDING IN AN 80s SWEATER AND

66. A SKIRT FROM FOREVER 21, AND I

67. A SKIRT FROM FOREVER 21, AND I SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON MY LOOK.

68. SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON MY LOOK.

69. JOSLYN, I MEAN,

70. YOU'RE BEING VERY QUIET.

71. WHAT'S GOING ON?

72. TONIGHT IN THE SILVER LOUNGE,

73. COURTNEY READ MY LOOK.

74. I JUST THINK THAT YOUR DRAG

75. ISN'T AS POLISHED AS THE OTHER

76. DRAG IN THE COMPETITION

77. RIGHT NOW.

78. DO YOU GUYS REALLY FEEL LIKE

79. I SHOULDN'T BE HERE?

80. NO, NO, NO, NOT AT ALL.

81. I THINK YOU DESERVE

82. TO BE HERE.

83. I DO FEEL THAT THE LOOK

84. TONIGHT WASN'T EXECUTED AS WELL

85. AS THE VISION IN YOUR HEAD,

86. BUT IF YOU WANT ANYTHING, I GOT

87. A WHOLE BOX FULL OF.

88. I'VE GOT A WHOLE RACK

89. OF THINGS.

90. I'VE BEEN DOING DRAG FOR 13

91. YEARS, AND I'M NOT BEING MEAN.

92. I'M JUST BEING FACTUAL.

93. BUT I DIDN'T MEAN IT IN ANY WAY

94. TO HURT HER FEELINGS.

95. I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK THAT

96. I WAS SAYING THAT YOU WEREN'T

97. DESERVING OF BEING

98. IN THE COMPETITION.

99. I THINK BECAUSE I HAVE SUCH

100. A BIG RESPECT FOR YOU, IT MAKES

101. ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF.

102. LIKE, I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND,

103. LIKE, THAT HURT ME REALLY BAD.

104. NOTHING ELSE HAS HURT ME SINCE

105. I'VE BEEN IN THIS COMPETITION

106. THAN WHEN YOU TOLD ME THAT

107. I LOOKED UNPOLISHED.

108. IF YOU NEED ANY HELP OR

109. ANYTHING, I'M JUST TRYING TO

110. OFFER A HAND BECAUSE I WOULD

111. LIKE TO SEE YOU DO EVEN BETTER.

112. NO, AND I APPRECIATE YOU

113. OFFERING ME HELP, BUT I JUST—

114. I CAN'T HELP BUT TAKE IT

115. AS PATRONIZING ALMOST.

116. WELL, I MEAN, I GUESS IT IS

117. A LITTLE BIT.

118. AT THIS POINT, I DON'T KNOW

119. IF I LOOK UP TO COURTNEY

120. AS MUCH.

121. THIS IS NOT ABOUT MAKING

122. FRIENDS.

123. FRIENDS. NOW IT'S GAME ON.

124. NOW IT'S GAME ON.

125. THE WINNER OF RUPAUL'S

126. DRAG RACERECEIVES

127. A SICKENING SUPPLY OF

128. COLOREVOLUTION COSMETICS

129. AND A CASH PRIZE OF $100,000.

130. WITH EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST JUDGES

131. BRUCE VILANCH

132. AND JAIME PRESSLY.

133. COME ON, CLOUD NINE REALNESS.

134. YEAH.

135. I'M STILL HERE.

136. YAY!

137. I AM REALLY EXCITED FOR A NEW

138. DAY, A NEW CHALLENGE, A NEW

139. CHANCE TO PROVE MYSELF.

140. AND THEN THERE WERE EIGHT.

141. AGAIN.

142. OKAY.

143. YOU CAN ROLL YOUR EYES, MAMA.

144. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

145. I'M NOT YOUR MAMA.

146. MY NAME IS BIANCA.

147. LAGANJA'S FEELING HER FANTASY.

148. "YES, FIERCE.

149. YES, MAMA.

150. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."

151. NO, I'M OVER IT.

152. OOH!

153. THANK YOU, JESUS.

154. LET'S ROLL, MAMA.

155. YOU'VE GOT SHEMAIL.

156. HEY, YOU CRAZY CHARACTERS.

157. NOW, TO BECOME AMERICA'S NEXT

158. DRAG SUPERSTAR, JUST DO YOU,

159. BUT BE CAREFUL,

160. BECAUSE IF YOU DO YOU TOO OFTEN,

161. YOU MIGHT JUST GO BLIND.

162. IT'S NOT FUNNY!

163. THIS ONE'S GOT ME STUMPED.

164. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

165. HI.

166. HI.

167. NOW, AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

168. SUPERSTAR HAS TO LOOK SICKENING

169. FROM EVERY ANGLE.

170. SO FOR TODAY'S MINI CHALLENGE,

171. YOU'LL BE LIP-SYNCHING UPSIDE

172. DOWN AND LYING ON YOUR BACK...

173. OH, GOD.

174. WHICH I'M SURE

175. YOU'VE ALL DONE BEFORE.

176. OKAY.

177. OH,

178. SCRUFF PIT CREW.

179. [contestants grunting

180. rhythmically]

181. WHERE ARE THEY?

182. OH, THEY'RE ONLY 20 FEET AWAY

183. FROM MY CURRENT LOCATION.

184. OH.

185. OH.

186. WELL, HELLO.

187. USING THE MATERIALS PROVIDED,

188. YOU'LL NEED TO DRAG UP

189. YOUR CHIN...

190. AH!

191. LIKE IT'S YOUR FACE.

192. YAY.

193. READY, SET, GO.

194. FIRST, BIANCA DEL RIO.

195. CHIN UP, BIANCA.

196. HIT IT.

197. TRINITY'S CHIN LOOKS LIKE

198. VIVACIOUS.

199. IT'S SO FUNNY.

200. ONE OF YOU STOOD OUT BY

201. THE HAIR PIECE ON YOUR

202. CHIN-Y CHIN CHIN.

203. JOSLYN FOX.

204. CONDRAGULATIONS,

205. THE FOX THAT ROCKS.

206. THANK YOU, RU.

207. NOW, LADIES, FOR TODAY'S MAIN

208. CHALLENGE, YOU'LL BE PERFORMING

209. A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED

210. COMEDY SHOW,

211. EACH OF YOU NEEDS TO WRITE AND

212. PERFORM A STAND-UP COMEDY.

213. HURRICANE BIANCA'S IN TOWN.

214. NO ONE IS SAFE.

215. NOW, JOSLYN, SINCE YOU WON

216. THE MINI CHALLENGE, YOU GET TO

217. PICK THE ORDER OF THE LINEUP.

218. NOW, I WANT YOU TO USE YOUR

219. CHARISMA, UNIQUENESS, NERVE, AND

220. TALENT TO TICKLE MY FUNNY BONE.

221. IT'S RIGHT HERE WHERE MY RIB

222. USED TO BE.

223. SO, GENTLEMEN,

224. START YOUR ENGINES,

225. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

226. ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS,

227. ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS, LADIES.

228. LADIES.

229. ALL RIGHT.

230. "COURTNEY IS AN ASS."

231. OH, MY GOD, NOW, THAT'S

232. A GUARANTEED LAUGH.

233. ARE THERE TWO "R's

234. IN YOUR NAME?

235. WHY, ARE YOU MAKING JOKES

236. ABOUT ME?

237. NO, I'M JUST MAKING A LIST OF

238. ALL THE GIRLS SO I CAN THINK

239. ABOUT THE ORDER

240. I'MA PUT YOU ALL IN.

241. SO HERE'S WHAT YOU DO,

242. JOSLYN.

243. YOU PUT BIANCA ON FIRST, AND

244. THEN WHOEVER YOU WANT TO THROW

245. UNDER THE BUS YOU PUT SECOND.

246. THEN YOU PUT ME SECOND LAST

247. AND YOU LAST.

248. THAT'S JUST SHADY.

249. YESTERDAY YOU WERE SUGGESTING

250. THAT HER DRAG WAS UGLY.

251. TODAY YOU'RE TELLING HER

252. HOW TO DO A LINEUP.

253. YEAH, ISN'T THAT FUNNY?

254. YOU ARE A SHADY.

255. YOU ARE A SHADY. LOVE YOU, JOSLYN.

256. LOVE YOU, JOSLYN.

257. DE LA'S REALLY FREAKING

258. ME OUT RIGHT NOW.

259. THIS BITCH IS TALKING

260. TO HERSELF.

261. I WAS LIKE, "BITCH, I THOUGHT I

262. WAS THE CRAZY ONE UP IN HERE."

263. WHAT DO YOU HAVE,

264. BEN DE LA?

265. I THINK THAT I'M GONNA GO

266. WITH SOMETHING THAT'S SORT OF

267. MORE A BLANKET PERSONAL

268. NARRATIVE.

269. KNEE-SLAPPER.

270. KNEE-SLAPPER.

271. I GET TO DECIDE THE ORDER

272. THE GIRLS PERFORM IN.

273. THE GIRLS PERFORM IN. FIRST UP, OPENING THE SHOW...

274. FIRST UP, OPENING THE SHOW...

275. FIRST UP, OPENING THE SHOW...

276. TODAY WE'RE GETTING READY FOR

277. OUR STAND-UP COMEDY ROUTINE

278. IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE.

279. THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THE

280. HARDEST CHALLENGES OF THE

281. COMPETITION SO FAR.

282. ADORE, ARE YOU GONNA WRITE

283. MATERIAL, OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA

284. WRITE A CARD FOR GUIDELINES

285. SAYING "COOL, AWESOME, CHOLA,

286. MY MOM, LIBRA?"

287. "PARTY."

288. "PARTY."

289. OFF.

290. OFF. ALL THE WAY OFF.

291. ALL THE WAY OFF.

292. SO WHAT ARE YOU

293. GONNA DO, JOS?

294. HAVE YOU GOT ANY IDEAS?

295. WHEN I WAIT TABLES, LIKE,

296. THAT'S, LIKE, MY OPPORTUNITY TO

297. BE A STAND-UP COMEDIAN,

298. SO I'M ALWAYS CRACKING JOKES.

299. IF SOMEBODY ORDERS A JUMBO

300. SHRIMP COCKTAIL, I'LL SAY,

301. "I HOPE YOU'RE NOT ALLERGIC."

302. AND THEY'LL SAY, "TO WHAT?"

303. AND I'LL SAY, "TO AN OXYMORON."

304. JUMBO SHRIMP.

305. PREGNANT PAUSE.

306. PREGNANT PAUSE.

307. I KNOW THAT STAND-UP COMEDY

308. IS NOT MY CUP OF SOUP—

309. CUP OF TEA—

310. CUP OF BOWL OF WHAT?

311. CUP OF TEA.

312. THIS IS NOT MY CUP OF TEA.

313. WHERE DID—

314. WHERE DID LAGANJA GO?

315. I DON'T KNOW.

316. LAGANJA, ARE YOU HERE?

317. OH, OH, WELL.

318. YES, GIRL.

319. OKAY.

320. I LOVE IT.

321. SHE'S UNDER THE TABLE.

322. HOW Y'ALL DOING?

323. OH, LET ME GET MORE ATTENTION

324. LIKE THE BIG NO-SMOKING SIGN

325. ON MY HEAD.

326. LET ME GET UNDER A TABLE.

327. REALLY, QUEEN?

328. MY NAME IS MISS LAGANJA

329. ESTRANJA, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME

330. MISS MARY JANE, LITTLE MISS 420,

331. OR FOR MY LATIN FOLK IN THE

332. AUDIENCE, LA MARIJUANA.

333. I THINK IN THIS COMPETITION

334. YOU HAVE TO STAND OUT

335. AND BE A BOLD CHARACTER.

336. THIS IS THE PERFECT CHALLENGE

337. TO SHOWCASE LAGANJA.

338. HONEY, I AM GONNA GIVE YOU

339. STONER REALNESS.

340. NOW, GIRL, IF IT AIN'T GREEN,

341. WELL, GIRL, I'M NOT INTERESTED.

342. I NEED A TRANSITION.

343. THE JUDGES SAY THAT

344. I'M HIDING BEHIND A CHARACTER,

345. BUT I THINK LAGANJA IS MAYBE

346. THE PERSON WHO'S ACTUALLY AFRAID

347. TO BE EXPOSED RIGHT NOW.

348. HOW YOU DOING, DE LA?

349. OH, I'M PLUGGING AWAY.

350. HOW ARE YOU?

351. GIRL, I'M JUST TRYING TO,

352. YOU KNOW, REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS

353. LIKE TO BE IN A TENT AND JUST,

354. YOU KNOW, REALLY CHANNEL

355. THAT INNER CHILD.

356. OKAY.

357. THIS PERSON IS NOT THE

358. LAGANJA THAT I KNOW, AND IT'S

359. FREAKING ME THE HELL OUT.

360. OKAY?

361. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

362. HI.

363. HOW ARE MY DRAG QUEENS

364. OF COMEDY?

365. HILARIOUS.

366. YUCK-A, YUCK-A, YUCK.

367. HEY, DE LA.

368. HI, RU.

369. NOW, LAST WEEK YOU WERE

370. IN THE BOTTOM TWO.

371. YES, I WAS.

372. DO YOU FEEL A LOT OF PRESSURE

373. TO BOUNCE BACK FROM ALL THAT?

374. I DEFINITELY DO.

375. YEAH, I WAS REALLY DEVASTATED

376. TO BE DOWN THERE.

377. WHAT ARE YOU THE MOST

378. NERVOUS ABOUT?

379. I, YOU KNOW, DON'T HAVE

380. ZINGY ONE-LINERS.

381. I CONSIDER MY HUMOR

382. TO BE VERY CHARACTER-BASED.

383. YOU KNOW, THERE WAS THE NOTE

384. FROM MICHELLE THAT SHE DIDN'T

385. KNOW WHO YOU ARE,

386. BECAUSE YOU DO A CHARACTER.

387. YEAH.

388. BUT ON AN EMOTIONAL LEVEL,

389. THAT THAT WASN'T COMING THROUGH.

390. BUT I ALSO FEEL LIKE THIS IS

391. THE PERFECT CHALLENGE FOR ME TO

392. HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO THAT.

393. WELL, I LOOK FORWARD TO IT.

394. GET BACK TO WORK.

395. THANK YOU, RU.

396. ALL RIGHT.

397. WELL, HELLO, MISS BIANCA.

398. HI.

399. EVERYONE'S LOOKING TO YOU

400. TO BE THE STANDOUT

401. IN THIS CHALLENGE.

402. DOES THAT MAKE YOU NERVOUS?

403. CONCERNED, YEAH.

404. BUT YOU'RE VERY FUNNY.

405. BUT FOR ME, IT'S MORE

406. OBSERVATIONS AND IN THE MOMENT,

407. AND I DON'T DO WELL WITH

408. SITTING DOWN AND WRITING,

409. "HERE IS A JOKE."

410. NOW, IN THE PAST, YOU'VE

411. ACTUALLY HELPED A LOT OF QUEENS

412. IN THIS COMPETITION.

413. YEAH.

414. WHO'S HELPING YOU OUT?

415. WELL, THEY'RE ALL HELPING ME

416. OUT BY BEING HORRIBLE

417. AND MAKING ME LOOK BETTER.

418. AND I'M NOT JUST A NASTY

419. I WILL HELP THEM PACK

420. TO GO HOME.

421. I MEAN, YOU DON'T EVEN GOT TO

422. FOLD SOME OF THE

423. THEY'RE WEARING.

424. YOU JUST BALL IT UP.

425. "PUT THAT IN BAG NUMBER FIVE,

426. BITCH.

427. GET TO STEPPING."

428. ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU OUT THERE.

429. THANK YOU.

430. THIS CHALLENGE IS REALLY

431. A OR GET OFF THE POT

432. MOMENT, SO LET'S HOPE

433. I CAN DELIVER A NICE, BIG TURD.

434. TRINITY K. BONET,

435. HEY, MAMA.

436. HI.

437. HAVE YOU EVER DONE STAND-UP

438. BEFORE?

439. NO.

440. DO YOU KNOW ANY JOKES?

441. I CAN'T TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT

442. IT'S GONNA BE RIGHT NOW,

443. BUT WHEN I FEEL LIKE I HAVE

444. A MAGNIFYING GLASS OVER ME

445. OR SOMETHING,

446. THAT'S WHEN IT GETS HARD.

447. I KNOW WHAT

448. YOU'RE CAPABLE OF.

449. IN THE LAST CHALLENGE,

450. YOUR COMEDY CAME OUT, BUT IT'S

451. INTERESTING THAT ALMOST BY HABIT

452. YOU SHUT DOWN.

453. I DON'T KNOW.

454. IT'S JUST ALMOST SOMETHING

455. I CAN'T CONTROL.

456. YOU JUST—YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE.

457. I KNOW THAT THERE'S

458. A BLOCK THERE,

459. AND SO THAT'S FOR YOU TO UNLOCK.

460. DON'T LET THE MOMENT

461. PASS YOU BY.

462. ALL RIGHT, TRINITY,

463. I'M COUNTING ON YOU.

464. RU IS COUNTING ON ME TO

465. DELIVER SOMETHING THAT HE KNOW

466. DELIVER SOMETHING THAT HE KNOW DAMN WELL I CAN'T DO.

467. DAMN WELL I CAN'T DO.

468. ALL RIGHT, LADIES,

469. GATHER ROUND.

470. TO PROVE THAT YOUR COMEDY HAS

471. A BROAD APPEAL, I'VE INVITED

472. A SENIOR CITIZENS GROUP

473. TO JOIN US.

474. YES, THEY WILL BE SITTING

475. FRONT AND CENTER.

476. I TOLD YOU IT WAS GONNA BE

477. AN OLD-FASHIONED COMEDY SHOW.

478. MAKE 'EM LAUGH.

479. ANYONE CLOSE TO ME KNOWS THAT

480. , BITCH, DAMN,

481. , AND ASS

482. ARE MY FAVORITE WORDS TO USE.

483. I'M.

484. GENTLEMEN,

485. START YOUR ENGINES...

486. [in slurred, aged voice] AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

487. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

488. SO IS ANYONE CURIOUS AS TO

489. THE ORDER I'VE PUT US ALL IN?

490. OOH, YES.

491. OH, GOD.

492. BECAUSE I WON THE MINI

493. CHALLENGE TODAY, I GET TO DECIDE

494. THE ORDER THAT THE GIRLS PERFORM

495. IN FOR THE COMEDY SHOW.

496. OKAY, NOW, FIRST UP, WE WILL

497. BE OPENING THE SHOW WITH

498. NONE OTHER THAN THE INCOMPARABLE

499. DARIENNE LAKE.

500. YAY.

501. FOLLOWING DARIENNE IS

502. COURTNEY ACT.

503. JOSLYN IS A SHADY

504. LITTLE CHARACTER.

505. SHE'S DUMB LIKE A FOX, BUT

506. BECAUSE I'M FOLLOWING DARIENNE,

507. I HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT

508. I'M VERY FUNNY.

509. AND COURTNEY WILL BE

510. INTRODUCING OUR THIRD PERFORMER,

511. ADORE.

512. YES.

513. FOLLOWING ADORE WILL BE

514. MISS BEN DE LA CREME.

515. ALL RIGHT.

516. AND THEN IN OUR FIFTH SLOT,

517. IT'S LAGANJA ESTRANJA.

518. OOH.

519. AFTER LAGANJA WILL BE

520. MISS TRINITY K. BONET.

521. FOLLOWING TRINITY WILL BE THE

522. FUNNIEST GIRL OF THE WHOLE BIT,

523. MS. JOSLYN F—

524. OH, THAT'S ME.

525. AND THEN CLOSING THE SHOW

526. WILL BE THE OLDEST

527. OF ALL THE QUEENS...

528. MISS BIANCA DEL RIO.

529. YEAH.

530. LET'S HOPE I CAN STAY AWAKE

531. LET'S HOPE I CAN STAY AWAKE TILL I GO ON.

532. TILL I GO ON.

533. I KNOW WE GOT SOME OLD PEOPLE

534. HERE IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT.

535. YEAH, DID YOU GUYS ALL

536. YEAH, DID YOU GUYS ALL COME TOGETHER ON THE ARK?

537. COME TOGETHER ON THE ARK?

538. COME TOGETHER ON THE ARK?

539. I AM SPARKLE TOSS.

540. IT'S COMEDY.

541. TODAY WE HAVE TO DO

542. A STAND-UP ROUTINE IN FRONT OF

543. A LIVE AUDIENCE.

544. I'VE NEVER DONE ONE, LET ALONE

545. IN FRONT OF THE ELDERLY.

546. FOR ME, THIS IS THE TYPE OF

547. CHALLENGE THAT'S PROBABLY—

548. IT'S GONNA BE ROUGH.

549. SO JOSY JO-STICKS,

550. DO YOU HAVE ANY OLD PEOPLE

551. THAT YOU RELATE TO?

552. I'M VERY CLOSE WITH MY

553. GRANDPARENTS, AND THEY'VE ALWAYS

554. BEEN VERY SUPPORTIVE OF ME.

555. OH, THAT'S COOL.

556. AND MY GRANDFATHER WAS,

557. YOU KNOW, ALWAYS MY BIGGEST FAN.

558. AW.

559. AND I REMEMBER, HE HAD READ

560. ABOUT A BROADWAY STAR.

561. SHE WAS UP FOR HER FIRST TONY.

562. THEN SHE OVERHEARD SOME OF THE

563. OTHER NOMINEES SAYING HOW BIG OF

564. A JOKE SHE WAS AND THAT SHE

565. DIDN'T DESERVE TO BE NOMINATED,

566. AND THERE'S NO WAY SHE WAS GOING

567. TO WIN.

568. AND SHE SAID SHE GOT REALLY DOWN

569. ON HERSELF AND WENT BACK OUT

570. THERE COMPLETELY FEELING

571. DEFEATED, AND THEN SHE WON

572. THE TONY.

573. I REMEMBER HIM BRINGING ME

574. THAT ARTICLE AND SAYING,

575. "YOU CAN BE THAT SAME PERSON.

576. YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES."

577. THIS IS KIND OF LIKE MY F.U.

578. TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT

579. I COULDN'T SUCCEED IN IT.

580. AND I JUST—I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR

581. WHAT HE HAS TO SAY, 'CAUSE

582. I KNOW HE'LL BE PROUDER

583. THAN ANYONE ELSE.

584. THAN ANYONE ELSE. OH, THAT'S NICE.

585. OH, THAT'S NICE.

586. BIANCA, YOU HAVE ANY WORRIES

587. AT ALL?

588. I DON'T

589. KNOW, YOU KNOW.

590. WHAT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

591. OF GOING OUT THERE?

592. MY WORST NIGHTMARE IS SITTING

593. NEXT TO YOU LIKE WE ARE NOW.

594. YOU'RE, LIKE, EVIL NICE.

595. LIKE, WHAT'S WITH THAT?

596. LIKE, YOU CAN'T HATE YOU 'CAUSE

597. YOU'RE HELPFUL, AND YOU'RE

598. SWEET, BUT YOU'RE TRUTHFUL.

599. BUT YOU'RE A DICK.

600. NOW, IF YOU'D SAID THIS

601. ON DAY ONE, I WOULD HAVE BEEN

602. YOUR FRIEND.

603. IT'S AMAZING WE GET THIS CLOSE,

604. AND YOU'RE LEAVING TODAY.

605. WHAT?

606. I HATE YOU.

607. I HATE YOU.

608. WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE

609. OF RUPAUL'S CHUCKLE HUT.

610. L.O.L., IT'S MICHELLE VISAGE.

611. THE FIERCE FLOWER IS CLEARLY

612. IN BLOOM TONIGHT.

613. MY FAVORITE STRAIGHT MAN,

614. SANTINO RICE.

615. BLOOMING GORGEOUS, RU.

616. COMEDY LEGEND, BRUCE VILANCH.

617. I'M GONNA COME OVER

618. AND POLLINATE YOU.

619. I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.

620. AND JAIME PRESSLY.

621. HELLO.

622. HOW CAN ONE PERSON BE SO

623. BEAUTIFUL AND SO FUNNY?

624. I'M TALKING ABOUT MYSELF.

625. CLEARLY.

626. J.K., MISS THING.

627. WE ARE SO HAPPY

628. TO HAVE YOU HERE.

629. THIS WEEK WE CHALLENGED

630. OUR QUEENS TO PUT ON A GOOD

631. OLD-FASHIONED COMEDY SHOW,

632. AND BOY, ARE MY ARMS TIRED.

633. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES,

634. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

635. THE DRAG QUEENS OF COMEDY.

636. THE DRAG QUEENS OF COMEDY.

637. HEY.

638. MY NAME IS MISS DARIENNE LAKE.

639. I LIKE TO SAY MISS 'CAUSE IT

640. LETS THE BOYS KNOW I'M SINGLE,

641. YOU KNOW.

642. OF COURSE, MY 14 CATS

643. AND MY APPEARANCE ON

644. BURIED ALIVEMIGHT

645. ALSO LET THEM KNOW I'M SINGLE.

646. I ASKED MY MOTHER—I'M LIKE,

647. "MOM, HOW DID I END UP

648. SO TWISTED?

649. LIKE, DID YOU, LIKE, DROP ME ON

650. MY HEAD WHEN I WAS A BABY?"

651. SHE WAS LIKE,

652. "HONEY, YOU HAVE TO BE

653. HELD TO BE DROPPED. ”

654. WELL, I AM HERE REPRESENTING

655. ALL THE BIG AND CURVY GIRLS.

656. HEY.

657. I'M TRYING TO GET IN SHAPE.

658. I MEAN—WELL, ROUND IS A SHAPE,

659. YOU KNOW.

660. AT THE GYM, I'M LIKE A NINJA.

661. YOU WILL NEVER SEE ME THERE.

662. I KNOW WE GOT SOME OLD PEOPLE

663. HERE IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT.

664. YES, HOW Y'ALL DOING?

665. YEAH, DID YOU GUYS ALL COME

666. TOGETHER

667. ON THE ARK?

668. TELL NOAH I SAID HELLO.

669. AS YOU MAY HAVE ALL GATHERED

670. FROM MY ACCENT, I AM FROM IDAHO.

671. I'M KIDDING.

672. I'M FROM AUSTRALIA, LAND OF

673. KANGAROOS, LAND OF OLIVIA NEWTON

674. JOHN, AND THROWING ALL THE

675. SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE.

676. YEAH.

677. WELL, WHAT IF I DON'T WANT

678. SHRIMP THROWN ON ME?

679. I WANT TO LOOK FISHY,

680. NOT SMELL FISHY.

681. SO I MOVED TO AMERICA RECENTLY.

682. I MOVED TO WEST HOLLYWOOD, AND

683. I'VE WRITTEN A LITTLE BIT OF A

684. SONG ABOUT SOME OF THE PEOPLE

685. THAT I'VE MET THERE, AND I'D

686. LIKE TO SING IT FOR YOU NOW.

687. THANK YOU.

688. HI, YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING

689. WHY I LOOK LIKE A MEXICAN KATY

690. PERRY RIGHT NOW, AREN'T YOU?

691. MY MOTHER IS A CHOLA.

692. DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT

693. A CHOLA IS?

694. CAN I GET A SHOW OF HANDS?

695. YEAH, WE'RE IN L.A.,

696. MOTHER.

697. YEAH, MY MOM'S A CHOLA,

698. AND SHE LIKES BIG.

699. OKAY, NO, YEAH, I WAS REALLY

700. SCARED WHEN I HEARD THAT SENIOR

701. CITIZENS WERE GONNA BE IN THE

702. AUDIENCE TONIGHT, OKAY?

703. JUST BLAME MY GRANDMA

704. BECAUSE SHE LIKES TO GO TO

705. T.J. AND GET WORK DONE, SO I

706. NEVER GRASPED THE CONCEPT

707. TO RESPECT MY ELDERS.

708. THE BITCH NEVER AGES.

709. SHE HAS A FAKE ASS AND A FAKE

710. HIP, AND I'M PRETTY SURE THE ASS

711. CAME FIRST AND BROKE THE HIP,

712. SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL

713. SHE'S DOING.

714. BUT ANYWAYS, MY GRANDMA'S

715. A WHORE.

716. NO?

717. COOL.

718. IT'S MY FIRST TIME, PEOPLE.

719. YOU GUYS HAVING FUN?

720. I'LL MOW YOUR LAWNS LATER.

721. MY NAME IS BEN DE LA CREME.

722. HOLD FOR APPLAUSE.

723. 'KAY.

724. AND I'M DELIGHTED TO BE

725. HERE WITH A LIVE AUDIENCE.

726. I LOVE IT WHEN THERE'S PEOPLE

727. JUST RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME,

728. AND I CAN FEEL LIKE I CAN JUST

729. REACH RIGHT OUT AND TOUCH YOU

730. IF I WANTED TO.

731. I DON'T WANT TO.

732. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

733. BUT I FEEL LIKE I COULD IF I

734. WANTED TO, WHICH IS A GREAT

735. OPTION TO HAVE.

736. I'M FAR AWAY FROM MY HOME TOWN

737. OF SEATTLE, WASHINGTON.

738. IT'S THE CITY THAT NEVER DRIES,

739. BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S—

740. RAIN IS NOT SO BAD.

741. IT IS A MOIST AREA,

742. BUT IT'S MY MOIST AREA.

743. AND I LOVE IT.

744. A LOT OF PEOPLE COME THERE.

745. YOU JUST NEED TO WEAR THE RIGHT

746. PROTECTION, YOU KNOW.

747. THERE'S A LOT OF STEREOTYPES

748. ABOUT SEATTLE-ITES, BUT THEY'RE

749. REALLY JUST REGULAR FOLK,

750. EXTREMELY REGULAR FOLK.

751. YOU KNOW, CAFFEINE—ALL IN

752. LINE FOR THE RESTROOM.

753. WE LOVE A GOOD REST, BUT, UM—

754. I DIGRESS.

755. THE POINT IS, I FEEL LIKE I'VE

756. LEARNED TO SORT OF WEAVE A

757. STORY, BRING SOMEBODY ON AN ARC

758. THAT REALLY ENDS SOMEWHERE WHERE

759. THEY FEEL LIKE THE WHOLE THING'S

760. BEEN MEANINGFUL, AND THEY'RE

761. GONNA WIND UP WITH SOMETHING

762. THAT MADE THE WHOLE THING

763. WORTHWHILE.

764. SO TELL US A JOKE.

765. UM, GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.

766. WOW.

767. WOW.

768. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY,

769. PUT YOUR LIGHTERS UP.

770. GANJA'S IN THE HOUSE.

771. YEAH.

772. AS YOU COULD TELL FROM MY

773. ACCENT, I AM FROM DALLAS,

774. TEX-ASS, AND IT WAS NOT VERY

775. EASY GROWING UP LOOKING LIKE

776. THIS, WHETHER I WAS PLAYING IN

777. MY GRANDMA'S CLOTHES OR PUTTING

778. ON A SHOW FOR MY WELL-ORGANIZED,

779. ALPHABETICALLY-ORDERED

780. BEANIE BABIES.

781. I WAS GA-GA-GA-GAY, OKAY?

782. BUT IT WASN'T UNTIL I MOVED

783. TO LOS ANGELES THAT

784. I DISCOVERED MARIJUANA.

785. I MEAN, I LIKE TO SMOKE.

786. Y'ALL, I AM JUST FLYING AS HIGH

787. AS YOUR RECEDING HAIRLINE, OKAY?

788. MARIJUANA REALLY DOES HELP ME

789. CALM DOWN.

790. SO, Y'ALL, I WENT TO VALENCIA

791. WHERE THEY FILM

792. THE TV SHOW WEEDS.

793. NOW, Y'ALL, IT'S VERY DRY.

794. IT'S ALMOST KIND OF LIKE

795. YOUR VAGINA.

796. CAN I GET A AMEN?

797. NOW, Y'ALL, I AM A TREE HUGGER

798. BECAUSE IF IT AIN'T GREEN, HA,

799. I'M NOT INTERESTED, OKAY?

800. I'M NOT INTERESTED, OKAY?

801. GET UP AND SHOW ME SOME LOVE.

802. COME ON, GET UP.

803. SHOW ME SOME LOVE.

804. GET UP.

805. I GOT ON ALL THIS,

806. ALL THIS DRAG.

807. THIS STUFF IS HOT.

808. THANK YOU.

809. THANK YOU.

810. THIS AIN'T EASY.

811. I'M NOT A COMEDIAN.

812. SO—GO ON, SIT DOWN.

813. SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.

814. SIT DOWN.

815. SIT DOWN.

816. SO IF YOU ALL HAVE NOT ALREADY

817. NOTICED, I AM BLACK,

818. BUT DON'T BE WORRIED, YOU KNOW,

819. YOU DON'T HAVE TO HOLD ON TO

820. YOUR PURSES AND YOUR WALLETS.

821. I ALREADY GOT 'EM.

822. GROWING UP FOR ME WAS

823. REALLY HARD BECAUSE WE WERE

824. REALLY POOR.

825. WE WERE, LIKE, GOOD TIMESPOOR.

826. IT WAS REALLY, REALLY BAD.

827. AND THE ONLY WAY WE HAD THE

828. OPPORTUNITY TO EAT WAS,

829. MY MOTHER WOULD READ US RECIPES

830. FROM A COOKBOOK.

831. AND, OH, HOW I GOT FULL MANY

832. NIGHTS OFF OF THE ROAST BEEF

833. ON PAGE 27.

834. BUT A REALLY UNFORTUNATE

835. THING HAPPENED.

836. MY SISTER CAUGHT A

837. EAR INFECTION, SO SHE

838. STARVED TO DEATH.

839. I REALLY GREW UP A LOT

840. WITH MY GRANDMOTHER.

841. I STAYED AT MY GRANDMOTHER'S

842. HOUSE, ONE, BECAUSE SHE WAS

843. JUST A SWEET LADY, AND TWO,

844. BECAUSE SHE HAD FOOD.

845. BUT SHE HAD THIS REALLY CRAZY

846. OBSESSION WITH HER BILLS,

847. AND IT WAS THE LIGHT BILL

848. IN PARTICULAR.

849. EVERYTHING INVOLVED

850. THE LIGHT BILL.

851. [strained, aged voice] "STOP

852. RUNNING AROUND MY HOUSE

853. LIKE THAT.

854. YOU GONNA RUN MY LIGHT BILL UP."

855. "STOP FLUSHING THAT TOILET

856. SO MUCH.

857. YOU GONNA RUN MY DAMN

858. LIGHT BILL UP.

859. STOP BREATHING SO MUCH.

860. YOU GONNA RUN MY LIGHT BILL UP."

861. I JUST FEEL LIKE I CAN BE MYSELF

862. AND JUST LET MY HAIR DOWN

863. WITH ALL OF YOU PEOPLE.

864. YEAH.

865. OH!

866. GOOD TIMES. IT'S A PARTY.

867. IT'S A PARTY.

868. YES.

869. YOU KNOW, I'VE SUFFERED

870. FROM ADHD ALL OF MY LIFE.

871. IT'S A CONSTANT STRUGGLE

872. EVERY DAY.

873. AW.

874. OOH, LOOK, A RHINESTONE.

875. BUT I'M ALWAYS GETTING,

876. YOU KNOW.

877. "OH, YOU'RE SO SKINNY.

878. WHY DON'T YOU JUST EAT

879. SOMETHING,"

880. OR, "EAT A CHEESEBURGER,

881. YOU SKINNY BITCH."

882. AND ALL I WANT TO SAY IS, "WELL,

883. THEN GIVE ME SOMETHING TO EAT.

884. I'M STARVING.

885. SO I'VE GOT A LITTLE

886. THEORY GOING HERE.

887. EVER SINCE I'VE COME TO THE SHOW

888. AND I MET RUPAUL, I HAVE

889. A LITTLE THEORY HERE.

890. I'M GONNA RUN IT BY YOU.

891. I'VE SEEN RUPAUL IN THE WORKROOM

892. OUT OF DRAG.

893. I SEE RUPAUL HERE ON THE RUNWAY

894. AS A DRAG QUEEN.

895. NEVER IN THE SAME ROOM

896. AT THE SAME TIME.

897. BOTH RUPAULS—SAME PERSON.

898. PRETTY SURE I CRACKED THE CODE.

899. JUST SAYING.

900. I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE

901. THE CAST OF COCOONIS HERE.

902. YOU LOOK FABULOUS.

903. MISS, I'M OVER HERE.

904. BRING BOTH EYES.

905. I'M RIGHT HERE.

906. DAMN, PEARL HARBOR MUST HAVE

907. DID YOU IN.

908. ON A LIGHTER NOTE, I'D LIKE TO

909. LET YOU KNOW ABOUT MY FAMILY.

910. MY MOTHER IS FROM CUBA, AND MY

911. DAD IS FROM HONDURAS, WHICH

912. BASICALLY MEANS I HAVE

913. A LARGE, NO CREDIT,

914. AND A TENDENCY TO TAKE THINGS

915. THAT DON'T BELONG TO ME.

916. THAT DON'T BELONG TO ME.

917. MY MOTHER INSISTED THAT WE STAY

918. TRUE TO OUR SPANISH HERITAGE,

919. SO MY FIRST WORDS WERE,

920. "HOUSEKEEPING."

921. I LIKE THE GENTLEMEN IN THE BACK

922. WHO'S SLEEPING.

923. MAKES ME FEEL RIGHT AT HOME.

924. CAN YOU WAKE THAT BITCH UP?

925. YEAH, THE ONE RIGHT THERE

926. WITH THE HORIZONTAL STRIPES.

927. NOT A GOOD LOOK IN YOUR THIRD

928. TRIMESTER, SIR, ALL RIGHT?

929. ALL I'VE EVER HEARD FROM THE

930. JUDGES WAS THAT WE NEED TO SEE

931. MORE VERSATILITY.

932. YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT TO SAY TO

933. Y'ALL IS THAT I WILL SHOW YOU

934. VERSATILITY WHEN SANTINO WINS

935. A SEWING COMPETITION AND VISAGE

936. WEARS A TURTLENECK,

937. YOU HEAR ME?

938. AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.

939. WELL, I GOT TO SAY, I HOPE YOU

940. GUYS HAD A LOT OF FUN, AND

941. BECAUSE I'M FEELING EXTRA

942. SPECIAL, I'M GONNA PUT FRESH

943. TENNIS BALLS ON EVERY WALKER

944. IN THE PLACE.

945. JELL-O ALL AROUND.

946. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

947. THANK YOU.

948. MUAH.

949. MUAH.

950. I GOT ZERO FUNNY FROM YOU.

951. I JUST DIDN'T THINK ANYTHING

952. WAS REALLY DEVELOPED.

953. THAT'S THE NIGHTCLUB, GIRL.

954. WHAT WE'RE TELLING YOU

955. IS WHAT IT TAKES.

956. WELCOME, LADIES.

957. IT'S TIME FOR THE JUDGES'

958. CRITIQUES.

959. FIRST UP, DARIENNE LAKE.

960. YOU CAME OUT TO THE DRIEST,

961. COLDEST HOUSE IMAGINABLE.

962. YOU GOT THEM LAUGHING.

963. YOU'RE AMAZING.

964. LIKE, LITERALLY, MY NOTE

965. SAYS, "KILLED IT."

966. THANK YOU SO MUCH, DARIENNE.

967. NEXT UP, COURTNEY ACT.

968. I THOUGHT YOU DID OKAY,

969. BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA USE A SHTICK

970. LIKE A SONG, THAT

971. HAD BETTER BE THE FUNNIEST SONG

972. I'VE EVER HEARD.

973. MM-HMM.

974. AND IT WASN'T.

975. BUT YOU'RE NOT A STAND-UP

976. COMIC, SO I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY

977. CLEVERLY CALCULATED TO PLAY

978. TO YOUR STRENGTHS.

979. ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP,

980. ADORE DELANO.

981. I LOVE THE CHARACTER.

982. YOU HAD SOME FUNNY JOKES, BUT

983. DON'T JUST THROW F-BOMBS AROUND

984. WILLY-NILLY WHEN THEY'RE NOT

985. ADDING TO THE PARTY.

986. YOU'RE RELYING A LOT ON

987. YOUR CHARM AND PERSONALITY,

988. WHICH CONCERNS ME.

989. I'M REALLY, REALLY TRYING.

990. I WANT TO KNOW THAT, LIKE,

991. I'M HERE

992. BECAUSE I DESERVE IT.

993. ADORE, THE CHARMING THING IS

994. A GREAT PLUS, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO

995. HAVE FAITH IN YOUR TALENT.

996. THANKS.

997. ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON.

998. BEN DE LA CREME.

999. I'M KIND OF GETTING BORED

1000. WITH THESE OLD SHOWGIRL LOOKS.

1001. I ACTUALLY CHOSE THIS BECAUSE

1002. MICHELLE WAS SAYING THAT SHE'D

1003. LIKE TO SORT OF SEE MORE ME.

1004. I ACTUALLY—

1005. BUT IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO

1006. WITH YOUR CLOTHES, BABY.

1007. IT'S STEPPING OUT OF THAT

1008. CHARACTER AND SHOWING US

1009. WHO YOU ARE INSIDE.

1010. WHILE YOU HAVE INTELLIGENT

1011. JOKES, YOU DIDN'T STOP LONG

1012. ENOUGH TO LET YOUR CROWD LAUGH

1013. OR HEAR THE JOKE.

1014. NEXT UP, LAGANJA ESTRANJA.

1015. HEY, HEY, HEY.

1016. I GOT ZERO FUNNY FROM YOU.

1017. YOU DO THIS THING—THIS

1018. "OKAY, OKAY."

1019. I WANT YOU TO STRIP DOWN THAT

1020. AFFECTED FACADE THAT IS THERE,

1021. AND THE FEW TIMES THAT I'VE SEEN

1022. YOU NOT DO THAT, I'VE STARTED TO

1023. WARM UP TO YOU.

1024. ONCE YOU GO INTO THAT...

1025. THEN WE LOSE YOU.

1026. TONIGHT WASN'T A CHARACTER,

1027. AND I DO—I DO TALK LIKE THAT,

1028. AND I'M SORRY YOU—

1029. NO, NO, YOU TALK LIKE THIS.

1030. THIS IS HOW YOU TALK.

1031. I AM TRYING TOOTH AND NAIL

1032. TO IMPRESS YOU GUYS.

1033. YOU WON THE CHALLENGE

1034. LAST WEEK.

1035. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

1036. IT DIDN'T FEEL LIKE A WIN, RU,

1037. BECAUSE ALL I COULD HEAR WAS,

1038. MY CROTCH IS TOO LOW,

1039. MY HAIR IS OFF.

1040. AND I FEEL LIKE AN AMATEUR UP

1041. HERE, AND I FEEL LIKE I CAN

1042. NEVER DO ANYTHING TO PLEASE YOU.

1043. AND I DO LOVE MYSELF, AND I DO

1044. BELIEVE I'M A SUPERSTAR,

1045. AND I AM FIGHTING SO HARD

1046. TO PROVE THAT TO YOU.

1047. AND I'VE GIVEN UP EVERYTHING IN

1048. MY LIFE TO BE A DRAG QUEEN,

1049. AND I'M—

1050. BREATHE, BREATHE.

1051. WE ALL DO THAT KI KI VOICE.

1052. IT'S A FUNNY VOICE, BUT YOU

1053. CAN'T DO THAT ALL THE TIME.

1054. IT'S THE SAME NOTE WE HAD FOR

1055. BEN DE LA CREME.

1056. IT SEPARATES YOU

1057. FROM BEING HUMAN.

1058. YOU KNOW, IN THE REAL WORLD,

1059. PEOPLE LOVE ME, AND THEY THINK

1060. I'M SUCH A PERFORMER, AND THEY

1061. LOVE TO COME AND SEE ME.

1062. AND I GET SO BUILT UP, AND I—

1063. THAT'S THE NIGHTCLUB, GIRL.

1064. YOU CAME IN THIS COMPETITION

1065. TO GO TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

1066. WHAT WE'RE TELLING YOU IS WHAT

1067. IT TAKES, AND I'M NOT GONNA

1068. STEER YOU WRONG, NOT

1069. FOR NO GODDAMN TV SHOW.

1070. YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE I SAW

1071. SOMETHING IN YOU, BUT YOU HAVE

1072. GOT TO LEARN HOW TO

1073. OWN YOUR STARDOM.

1074. ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S MOVE ON.

1075. TRINITY K. BONET.

1076. GIRL, YOU DID US PROUD

1077. TONIGHT.

1078. SO, TRINITY, I'MA TRY TO SAY

1079. THIS WITHOUT GETTING EMOTIONAL.

1080. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

1081. BASED ON WHAT YOU'VE DONE IN

1082. THIS COMPETITION BEFORE, THERE

1083. SEEMS TO BE A CERTAIN DEFEATED

1084. ENERGY THAT I'VE SEEN,

1085. AND I DO THE SAME THING MYSELF,

1086. AND I HAVE TO...

1087. I HAVE TO TALK MYSELF OFF

1088. THAT LEDGE.

1089. WHAT YOU'VE DONE IS YOU HAVE

1090. OVERCOME YOUR SABOTEUR,

1091. AND I'M SO PROUD TO SEE IT.

1092. I'M SO PROUD TO SEE IT.

1093. THANK YOU FOR BELIEVING

1094. IN ME, BECAUSE I KNOW

1095. YOU SAW SOMETHING IN ME,

1096. AND I APPRECIATE IT.

1097. THANK YOU.

1098. LET'S MOVE ON.

1099. JOSLYN FOX.

1100. KNOWING THAT BIANCA DEL RIO

1101. IS A COMIC, WHY WOULD YOU PUT

1102. YOURSELF BEFORE HER?

1103. I THOUGHT SHE'D BE

1104. A GREAT WAY TO CLOSE THE SHOW.

1105. SHE IS A GREAT CLOSER, BUT

1106. WHAT IT DOES IS IT PUTS THE

1107. PERSON BEFORE HER IN

1108. A REALLY PRECARIOUS SITUATION

1109. IF YOU'RE NOT AS STRONG.

1110. THE FUNNIEST THING WAS

1111. THE A.D.D. THING.

1112. THAT'S A CHARACTER.

1113. THE REST OF THE ROUTINE

1114. COULD BE THAT GIRL.

1115. YOU STARTED OUT STRONG,

1116. BUT THEN YOU JUST FLATLINED.

1117. YOU'RE LIKE A COMEDY TERRORIST.

1118. YOU CAN FLY THE PLANE,

1119. BUT YOU CAN'T LAND IT.

1120. ALL RIGHT, BIANCA DEL RIO.

1121. I THINK YOU'RE AMAZING.

1122. YOU'RE SO QUICK, BUT YOU KNOW

1123. EXACTLY HOW TO LAND A JOKE

1124. AND WHEN TO WAIT.

1125. YOU KILLED IT.

1126. THANKS.

1127. SO, SO, SO, SO, SO FUNNY.

1128. I THOUGHT IT WAS ABSOLUTELY

1129. ASTONISHING.

1130. I MEAN, YOU'RE THE REAL DEAL.

1131. THANK YOU.

1132. THANK YOU, LADIES.

1133. WHILE YOU UNTUCK IN THE

1134. FORM DECOR LOUNGE, THE JUDGES

1135. AND I WILL DELIBERATE.

1136. JUST BETWEEN US GIRLS,

1137. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

1138. LET'S START WITH DARIENNE LAKE.

1139. SHE WAS COMFORTABLE

1140. IN HER OWN SKIN.

1141. SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS.

1142. SHE HAS HEART.

1143. SHE PLAYED TO THE AUDIENCE.

1144. I THOUGHT SHE WAS GREAT.

1145. I LOVED HER.

1146. COURTNEY ACT.

1147. I THOUGHT HER ROUTINE

1148. WAS AVERAGE.

1149. I THINK SHE WAS SMART TO PLAY

1150. TO HER STRENGTH, WHICH IS

1151. HER VOICE AND SINGING.

1152. BUT IT'S NOT EXACTLY

1153. WHAT YOU ASKED FOR.

1154. NEXT UP, ADORE DELANO.

1155. SHE'S SUCH AN INTERESTING

1156. PRESENCE ON STAGE.

1157. IF SHE REALLY GOT RID OF

1158. ALL THAT DOUBT,

1159. SHE WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE.

1160. THINK OF YOURSELF AT THAT

1161. AGE, YOU KNOW.

1162. OH.

1163. TRY TO PULL YOU OUT OF

1164. THE BACKSEAT OF CARS

1165. TO TELL YOU—

1166. JUST SLAP THE

1167. OUT OF YOUR HAND AND SAY,

1168. "MICHELLE, LISTEN."

1169. ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON

1170. TO BEN DE LA CREME.

1171. HER COMEDY WAS INTELLIGENT.

1172. SHE JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND

1173. COMIC TIMING.

1174. THE SMARTEST THING SHE DID

1175. WAS, WHEN THE HECKLER HAPPENED,

1176. SHE GOT OFF.

1177. LAGANJA ESTRANJA.

1178. I JUST DON'T QUITE GET

1179. THAT WHOLE CHARACTER WHO SMOKES

1180. DOPE ALL THE TIME,

1181. AND YET CAN SPEAK FASTER

1182. THAN THE BULLET TRAIN.

1183. WHEN YOU GET INTO A BUSINESS

1184. LIKE THIS, YOU HAVE TO BUILD

1185. THICK SKIN.

1186. YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO HANDLE

1187. THE CRITICISM.

1188. NOBODY'S SAYING YOU'RE NOT

1189. TRYING, GIRL.

1190. I'M SAYING IT NEEDS

1191. TO BE BETTER.

1192. YEAH.

1193. TRINITY K. BONET.

1194. I LOVED THAT SHE LAUGHED AT

1195. HERSELF AND HER LIFE AND ALLOWED

1196. US TO DO THAT WITH HER.

1197. SHE FOLLOWED LAGANJA,

1198. AND SHE MADE THEM STAND UP.

1199. SHE CHANGED THE ENERGY

1200. IN THE ROOM.

1201. YEAH.

1202. JOSLYN FOX.

1203. SHE STARTED OUT VERY STRONG,

1204. AND THEN IT JUST GOT LESS FUNNY.

1205. "OH, WOW, A RHINESTONE."

1206. DONE.

1207. IT'S A WRAP.

1208. AND THEN THERE WAS BIANCA.

1209. THE SMART THING ABOUT HER IS,

1210. SHE MAKES FUN OF HERSELF.

1211. NOW SHE CAN MAKE FUN OF YOU.

1212. YES.

1213. I WANTED HER TO COME AFTER

1214. ME, AND I WAS SITTING HERE,

1215. LIKE, "DO ME.

1216. DO ME."

1217. WHEN YOU WANT SOMEBODY TO RIP

1218. ON YOU, THAT'S A TALENT.

1219. SILENCE.

1220. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1221. BRING BACK MY FUNNY GIRLS.

1222. BRING BACK MY FUNNY GIRLS.

1223. WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1224. I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

1225. DARIENNE LAKE,

1226. YOU'RE SAFE.

1227. HOLY TRINITY K. BONET,

1228. HOLY TRINITY K. BONET, YOU ARE SAFE.

1229. YOU ARE SAFE.

1230. BIANCA DEL RIO,

1231. TONIGHT YOU DIDN'T JUST KILL IT.

1232. YOU WERE A MASS MURDERER.

1233. CONDRAGULATIONS, YOU ARE THE

1234. WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE,

1235. AND YOU'VE WON A ONE-OF-A-KIND

1236. CUSTOM GOWN BY MARCO MARCO.

1237. FABULOUS.

1238. FABULOUS. YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1239. YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1240. COURTNEY,

1241. YOU'RE SAFE.

1242. THANK YOU.

1243. LAGANJA ESTRANJA,

1244. YOU AIMED HIGH, BUT YOUR ROUTINE

1245. WAS A BUZZKILL.

1246. I'M SORRY, MY DEAR,

1247. BUT YOU ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1248. ADORE DELANO,

1249. YOU'RE SAFE.

1250. THANK YOU.

1251. BEN DE LA CREME, YOU ARE

1252. A SMART COOKIE, BUT TONIGHT

1253. YOUR COMEDY ROUTINE CRUMBLED.

1254. JOSLYN FOX, YOU ARE A LOVABLE

1255. QUEEN, BUT—

1256. AND IT'S QUITE AN IMPRESSIVE

1257. BUTT—

1258. BUTT— YOUR PUNCH LINES FLATLINED.

1259. YOUR PUNCH LINES FLATLINED.

1260. BEN DE LA CREME,

1261. YOU'RE SAFE.

1262. THANK YOU.

1263. THANK YOU ALL.

1264. JOSLYN, MY DEAR, I AM SORRY,

1265. JOSLYN, MY DEAR, I AM SORRY, BUT YOU ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1266. BUT YOU ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1267. TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

1268. LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

1269. TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE YOURSELF

1270. FROM ELIMINATION.

1271. THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU

1272. TO LIP-SYNCH

1273. FOR YOUR LIFE.

1274. GOOD LUCK,

1275. AND DON'T IT UP.

1276. WHOO.

1277. BOTH OF THE GIRLS ON THE SAME

1278. BEAT OF THE SONG NOT LOOKING AT

1279. EACH OTHER JUMPED INTO

1280. THE SPLITS AND HIT THE FLOOR.

1281. IT IS SO GOOD.

1282. OH.

1283. LADIES, I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1284. LADIES, I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1285. PLEASE DON'T SEND ME HOME.

1286. PLEASE DON'T SEND ME HOME.

1287. JOSLYN FOX,

1288. SHANTE, YOU STAY.

1289. THANK YOU.

1290. YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1291. LAGANJA ESTRANJA,

1292. OWN YOUR STAR POWER, MAMA,

1293. AND KEEP FLYING HIGH.

1294. THANK YOU, RU, FOR THIS

1295. INCREDIBLE EXPERIENCE.

1296. I KNOW THAT IN MY HEART OF

1297. HEARTS, I STAYED TRUE TO WHO I

1298. WAS, AND I WILL BE THE FIRST

1299. WAS, AND I WILL BE THE FIRST QUEEN TO ACTUALLY CHASSE AWAY.

1300. QUEEN TO ACTUALLY CHASSE AWAY.

1301. I CAME HERE TO WIN, AND IT

1302. DIDN'T WORK OUT IN MY FAVOR,

1303. BUT THIS WAS DEFINITELY

1304. A JOURNEY FOR ME.

1305. IT'S BEEN FILLED WITH MANY UPS

1306. AND MANY DOWNS.

1307. I'M HAPPY I MADE IT THIS FAR,

1308. AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT

1309. AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS.

1310. THE FUTURE HOLDS.

1311. CONDRAGULATIONS,

1312. MY SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD.

1313. NOW, REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE

1314. YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL

1315. YOU GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1316. CAN I GET A AMEN IN HERE?

1317. AMEN.

1318. ALL RIGHT, NOW,

1319. LET THE MUSIC PLAY.