RuPaul's Drag Race 6x7

1. PREVIOUSLY ON

2. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE...

3. DID ANY OF THE ORIGINAL SIX

4. WIN TWO CHALLENGES?

5. I THINK IT'S BETTER

6. NOT TO STRUT AROUND AND BE LIKE

7. A PEACOCK WHEN YOU WIN.

8. BEN DE LA CREME.

9. YOU'RE GONNA FACE OFF

10. IN A RAP BATTLE ROYALE.

11. UGH.

12. UH-OH.

13. YOU FREAKED YOURSELF OUT.

14. THIS IS NOT SOMETHING

15. THAT I'M ACCUSTOMED TO.

16. I LIP-SYNCH FOR A LIVING.

17. THAT'S WHAT I DO.

18. COURTNEY ACT,

19. YOU'RE RESTING ON PRETTY.

20. DON'T BE A CLICHE, MY DEAR.

21. ADORE DELANO, YOU ARE THE WINNER

22. OF THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE.

23. TRINITY K. BONET,

24. SHANTE, YOU STAY.

25. MY DEAR MILK, SASHAY AWAY.

26. MY DEAR MILK, SASHAY AWAY.

27. OOH, THAT WAS A TOUGH ONE.

28. HOLY CRAP-OLA.

29. OH, MILK.

30. MILK IS GONE.

31. AW.

32. IT'S MILKIN' TIME.

33. AW.

34. POOR LECHE.

35. I'M IN THE BOTTOM TWO AGAIN,

36. AND I'M REALLY FRUSTRATED.

37. IT'S HARD WHEN SO MANY OF THE

38. CHALLENGES ARE SOMETHING THAT

39. I'M NOT ACCUSTOMED TO AND

40. SO MANY OF THE GIRLS HERE ARE.

41. CONGRATULATIONS TO

42. MISS THING ON HER FIRST BIG WIN.

43. YEAH.

44. YOU DESERVE IT.

45. YOU DESERVE IT.

46. YOU LOOK FABULOUS.

47. YEAH, MOTHER.

48. YEAH.

49. WHAT AM I, CHOPPED LIVER?

50. YOU WERE IN THE TOP THREE.

51. CONGRATULATIONS, MADAM.

52. YEAH, CONGRATULATIONS.

53. FINALLY.

54. SHOWING YOUR

55. LITERALLY.

56. MUST BE JELLY.

57. JAM DON'T SHAKE.

58. I PURPOSEFULLY DIDN'T GET IN

59. THE TOP THREE ON THIS ONE

60. SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO STAY ON

61. MY FEET FOR AS LONG.

62. AW.

63. SURE.

64. SOME OF DE LA'S WINS HAVE

65. BOOSTED THE SIZE OF HER HEAD.

66. HOPEFULLY SHE DOESN'T TIP OVER.

67. I WAS KIND OF LIKE A BIT

68. MIFFED AT RU SAYING THAT I WAS

69. RELYING ON PRETTY, 'CAUSE I FEEL

70. LIKE I'VE BEEN GIVING A LOT OF

71. PERFORMANCE AND THEATRICS

72. AND OTHER STUFF.

73. IS RU NOT SEEING

74. THAT I AM DOING MY BEST?

75. I MEAN, PERHAPS JUST MY PRETTY

76. WAS BLINDING HIM, AND THAT'S ALL

77. HE COULD SEE.

78. I DEFINITELY THINK

79. THAT PERFORMANCE

80. IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN LOOK.

81. IT IS.

82. BUT THAT'S WHAT JUST HAPPENED

83. WITH MILK.

84. THEY DIDN'T BEAT MILK UP AS MUCH

85. FOR THE RAP, BUT THEY BEAT HIM

86. UP ABOUT THE RUNWAY LOOK,

87. AND MINE WAS DEAD ON.

88. BUT ME AND MILK WERE

89. IN THE BOTTOM.

90. BUT DON'T YOU THINK AT SOME

91. POINT THEY GET TIRED OF HEARING,

92. "WELL, THIS ISN'T MY THING.

93. MAYBE THE NEXT ONE"?

94. AND IT'S ALWAYS A SITUATION

95. THAT YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE

96. WITH.

97. IS IT ALWAYS YOUR EXCUSE?

98. I MEAN, DO YOU NOT FEEL THAT?

99. I DON'T KNOW.

100. THAT'S ALL THAT I EVER HEAR.

101. EVERY TIME SHE'S IN FRONT OF THE

102. JUDGES, SHE GOES INTO THIS LONG

103. DRAWN-OUT SPEECH ABOUT HOW

104. SHE TRIES AND HOW THIS IS NOT

105. HER THING.

106. I CAN BE SYMPATHETIC TO

107. A CERTAIN POINT.

108. IT JUST GETS OLD.

109. IT'S NOT HARD FOR YOU TO

110. COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMETHING THAT

111. YOU'RE ALREADY GOOD AT,

112. SO YOU DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL.

113. I'M NOT BEING NASTY ABOUT IT.

114. I JUST THINK THAT DOES HAVE

115. SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.

116. ARE YOU LISTENING?

117. I'M TRYING TO HELP TRINITY,

118. BUT IF SHE DOESN'T CHANGE HER

119. ATTITUDE, SHE'S NOT GONNA LAST

120. ATTITUDE, SHE'S NOT GONNA LAST LONG IN THIS COMPETITION.

121. LONG IN THIS COMPETITION.

122. LONG IN THIS COMPETITION. WELL, KISS MY ASS.

123. WELL, KISS MY ASS.

124. THE WINNER OF RUPAUL'S

125. DRAG RACERECEIVES

126. A SICKENING SUPPLY OF

127. COLOREVOLUTION COSMETICS

128. AND A CASH PRIZE OF $100,000.

129. WITH EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST JUDGES

130. LAINIE KAZAN

131. AND LEAH REMINI.

132. GOOD MORN-TING, LA-TIES.

133. GOOD MORN-TING.

134. 14 QUEENS BEGAN THIS

135. COMPETITION AND ONLY

136. EIGHT REMAIN.

137. MILK'S GONE.

138. GIA'S GONE.

139. WHO'S GONNA BE NEXT?

140. NOT ME.

141. OOH, GIRL, YOU GOT SHEMAIL.

142. A QUEEN'S EMPIRE HAS TO START

143. WITH A STRONG FOUNDATION,

144. A SMOKY EYE, AND A CHERRY LIP.

145. SO PUT YOUR MONEY

146. WHERE YOUR MUG IS.

147. HEY, IT'S WORTH IT.

148. AND SO AM I.

149. OOH.

150. YES.

151. PHOTO SHOOT?

152. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

153. HEY.

154. HELLO.

155. WOW.

156. FOR TODAY'S MINI CHALLENGE,

157. I WANT YOU TO LEND A HAND TO

158. MICHELLE OBAMA'S "LET'S MOVE"

159. PROGRAM BY MAKING FRUITS AND

160. VEGETABLES SEXY AND APPEALING.

161. OH, SCRUFF PIT CREW.

162. OH, MY GOODNESS, GET A LOAD

163. OF THAT RUTABAGA.

164. DELICIOUS.

165. NOW, YOU NEED TO DRAG OUT

166. YOUR DIGITS AND THEN HAND MODEL

167. THIS FARM-FRESH PRODUCE.

168. I KNOW I WOULD NAIL

169. THIS MOTHER.

170. LITERALLY.

171. LET'S MOVE.

172. ALL RIGHT, FIRST UP,

173. BEN DE LA CREME,

174. SEATTLE'S PREMIER HAND MODEL.

175. DOES ANYTHING SATISFY

176. LIKE A BANANA?

177. ONE SKIN, TWO SKIN, THREE SKIN,

178. FOURSKIN.

179. ARE YOU READY TO BUST

180. A BUTTERNUT SQUASH?

181. JOSLYN FOX SHOWING OFF A PAIR

182. OF CANTALOUPES.

183. BEFORE YOU BALL IT,

184. CLEAN IT OUT.

185. YES.

186. SPANK IT.

187. BAD MELON.

188. THE MIGHTY PEANUT GROWS

189. UNDERGROUND IN THE RICH SOIL

190. OF AZUSA, CALIFORNIA.

191. OOH, THAT'S SOME ROUGH

192. NUT PLAY, GIRL.

193. YEAH, SHUCK IT.

194. MMM, YOU'VE GOT TO

195. CREAM THAT CORN.

196. CREAM IT.

197. THE TRUE CARROT CONNOISSEUR

198. PREFERS THE LONG,

199. DEEP IN GIRTH CARROT.

200. THAT SWEET POTATO IS NICE.

201. THE DARKER THE SKIN,

202. THE SWEETER THE POTATO.

203. UH-HUH!

204. JUST LIKE DRAG QUEENS, CUCUMBERS

205. ARE BEST ENJOYED WHEN THEY'RE

206. YOUNG, BECAUSE OLDER CUCUMBERS

207. TEND TO GET BITTER.

208. NICE WORK, LADIES.

209. THE WINNER IS...

210. LAGANJA ESTRANJA.

211. CONDRAGULATIONS.

212. THIS WEEK, THE MAIN CHALLENGE

213. IS PERSONAL.

214. I AM LAUNCHING MY FIRST-EVER

215. MAKEUP LINE...

216. RUPAUL'S GLAMAZON

217. BY COLOREVOLUTION,

218. AND I'M ENTRUSTING EACH OF YOU

219. TO HELP ME MARKET IT.

220. I NEED YOU TO CREATE 30-SECOND

221. COMMERCIAL CAMPAIGNS THAT TARGET

222. TODAY'S WOMAN.

223. YOU'LL BE WORKING IN PAIRS,

224. AND BECAUSE I OWN 51% OF THIS

225. DAMN COMPANY, I'LL BE CASTING

226. YOUR TEAMS.

227. SO WE'RE GONNA BE PAIRED UP

228. WITH SOMEONE, WHICH IS GOOD,

229. I GUESS.

230. DEPENDS ON WHO IT IS.

231. FIRST UP, ADORE AND LAGANJA.

232. YOU'LL BE MARKETING TOWARD

233. MEAN GIRLS, SPOILED TEENAGERS

234. OBSESSED WITH BEAUTY AND TEXTING

235. AND TWEETING AND TWERKING.

236. SECRETLY I AM EXCITED TO WORK

237. WITH LAGANJA BECAUSE WHEN WE'RE

238. NOT COMPETING, WE'RE, LIKE,

239. REALLY COOL, AND SHE'S

240. THE COOLEST BITCH EVER.

241. AND BECAUSE LAGANJA WON

242. THE MINI CHALLENGE,

243. YOU GET EXTRA TIME ON SET.

244. SICKENING.

245. NEXT, COURTNEY AND JOSLYN.

246. YOUR TARGET IS HOT MAMAS.

247. OOH.

248. I IDOLIZED COURTNEY BEFORE

249. I CAME INTO THIS COMPETITION.

250. MEETING HER WAS AN

251. ACCOMPLISHMENT, SO GETTING TO

252. WORK WITH HER IS KIND OF

253. SURREAL.

254. NEXT, BIANCA AND TRINITY.

255. DIDN'T I SAY TO THE UNIVERSE

256. THAT I DO NOT WANT TO WORK

257. WITH TRINITY AGAIN?

258. THANKS, RU, YOU SHADY BITCH.

259. I'M ASSIGNING YOU GLAMOROUS

260. WORKING GIRLS,

261. FROM HOOKERS TO CEOs.

262. I JUST DON'T WANT

263. TO WORK WITH BIANCA.

264. I JUST WANT TO WORK BY MYSELF.

265. I WANT A CHALLENGE WHERE I COULD

266. JUST THINK ON MY OWN.

267. AND THAT LEAVES

268. BEN DE LA CREME

269. AND DARIENNE LAKE.

270. REALLY?

271. REALLY?

272. YOU'LL TARGET THE COUGAR

273. DEMO, MATURE LADIES WHO ONLY GET

274. SEXIER WITH THE PASSING YEARS.

275. I FEEL LIKE THERE'S BEEN

276. A LITTLE BIT OF TENSION BETWEEN

277. DARIENNE AND I LATELY, BUT I

278. THINK THAT SHE'S SUPER-TALENTED,

279. SO I THINK THIS IS A GOOD

280. PAIRING.

281. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR

282. ENGINES, AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN

283. WIN.

284. ALL RIGHT, WELL, I JUST—

285. I'M JUST WRITING, LIKE,

286. STUPID LITTLE ...

287. OKAY.

288. SOMETHING VERY BITCHY FOR

289. THE—FOR THE DEMOGRAPHIC

290. KIND OF THING.

291. RIGHT, LIKE THE MEAN GIRLS

292. BUT, LIKE, RICH.

293. RICH, BRATTY WHORES.

294. ADORE AND I HAVE AN ADVANTAGE

295. BECAUSE WE'VE WORKED TOGETHER

296. MANY TIMES IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD.

297. I'M JUST REALLY NERVOUS THAT

298. ADORE WILL OVERSHADOW ME

299. AND THAT I WON'T BE THE STAR.

300. "THIS SASSY, SEXY, SICKENING

301. PRODUCT..."

302. MM.

303. WE COULD SAY, "NOW THAT

304. WE GOT OUR HANDS ON

305. THIS BITCHING MAKEUP..."

306. SO LAGANJA HAS IDEAS,

307. AND I MEAN, I WAS RAISED RIGHT,

308. SO ALL I CAN DO IS NERVOUS LAUGH

309. AT THEM BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW

310. HOW TO RESPOND TO THEM.

311. I'M NOT GONNA SAY, "NO, BITCH,

312. THAT'S AN AWFUL IDEA.

313. MINE IS BETTER."

314. BUT THAT WAS THE TRUTH

315. OF THE SITUATION.

316. "ALL THE HOT BOYS WILL BE

317. KISSING THESE COATED LIPS,"

318. OR SOMETHING LIKE—

319. UM...

320. I DON'T KNOW.

321. I WANT TO BE MORE MEAN.

322. LIKE, "SORRY, STACY,

323. BUT YOUR BOYFRIEND'S MINE NOW."

324. SO, LIKE, I'M PUTTING ON

325. THE LIP GLOSS, LIKE,

326. "I CAN SLEEP

327. "I CAN SLEEP WITH ANYONE I CHOOSE."

328. WITH ANYONE I CHOOSE."

329. SO I'M PICTURING US MAYBE

330. TO BE, LIKE, DRUNK LUSHES.

331. OH, OKAY.

332. YOU KNOW, LIKE—

333. HAVE PINOT GRIGIO

334. IN THE AFTERNOON.

335. YEAH, PINOT GRIGIO

336. IN THE AFTERNOON.

337. OKAY, OKAY.

338. I CANNOT EVEN WRAP MY BRAIN

339. AROUND IT AT THIS MOMENT THAT

340. I'M ACTUALLY DOING THIS THING

341. WITH COURTNEY ACT HERSELF.

342. SHE HAS SO MUCH RESPECT FOR ME,

343. AND I, OF COURSE, HAVE THE

344. UTMOST RESPECT FOR HER.

345. I THINK, LIKE, WE SHOULD DO

346. MAKEOVERS, LIKE...

347. DOES ONE OF US WANT TO BE...

348. IN DRAG.

349. LIKE, A BEFORE, AND ONE OF US

350. WANT TO BE AFTER?

351. IMAGINE IF YOU'RE

352. THE BEFORE?

353. BUT THE PROBLEM IS NO ONE

354. WOULD EVER BELIEVE THAT YOU WERE

355. THE AFTER, RIGHT?

356. COMING UP...

357. HOW ARE YOU GONNA SELL

358. YOUR WORKING GIRL?

359. I'M JUST GONNA PUT

360. MY BEST FOOT FORWARD.

361. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR,

362. "I'M JUST GONNA,"

363. BECAUSE YOU'VE SAID THAT BEFORE,

364. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

365. I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND

366. SELL YOU ANY PROMISES, BECAUSE I

367. DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S GONNA

368. DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN WHEN I GET OUT THERE.

369. HAPPEN WHEN I GET OUT THERE.

370. HAPPEN WHEN I GET OUT THERE.

371. OKAY, GIRL, EVERY BITCH PROP

372. WE'VE EVER NEEDED—DOGS, MAKEUP,

373. CELL PHONE—

374. WE'RE GONNA GIVE IT TO THEM.

375. YELLS.

376. TODAY OUR MAIN CHALLENGE IS

377. TO COME UP WITH A CONCEPT AND

378. SHOOT A 30-SECOND COMMERCIAL

379. FOR RUPAUL'S GLAMAZON

380. BY COLOREVOLUTION.

381. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

382. HELLO.

383. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

384. IS THIS THE GLAMAZON

385. SCHOOL OF MODELING?

386. WHY, YES, IT IS.

387. DE LA AND DARIENNE.

388. HI.

389. YOU ALL ARE MARKETING TO?

390. COUGARS.

391. NOW, DO YOU KNOW ANY COUGARS?

392. WE ARE COUGARS.

393. I'M TOO YOUNG AND PRETTY

394. TO BE A COUGAR.

395. SO...

396. AND A LOT OF, YOU KNOW,

397. COUGARS ARE DELUSIONAL.

398. RIGHT, RIGHT.

399. SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED?

400. WELL, WHY DON'T YOU START,

401. 'CAUSE WE HAVE SOME OF

402. THE NOTES HERE?

403. OKAY.

404. WE'RE DEFINITELY THINKING

405. SORT OF THAT—

406. OH, NO, I'LL LET YOU START.

407. "WHY DON'T YOU START?

408. UHH..."

409. SO HOW'S IT GOING

410. WORKING WITH DE LA?

411. WE'RE WORKING TOGETHER

412. AS MUCH AS POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE

413. CAN, YOU KNOW—BUT, NO.

414. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

415. WE'RE VERY MAGNETIC.

416. OPPOSITES DO ATTRACT, SO...

417. SO ARE YOU OPPOSITES?

418. I DON'T THINK WE ARE.

419. I THINK WE HAVE DIFFERENT

420. I THINK WE HAVE DIFFERENT WORKING STYLES, BUT...

421. WORKING STYLES, BUT...

422. ALL RIGHT.

423. SO TELL ME ABOUT

424. YOUR MARKETING CAMPAIGN.

425. WE'RE MARKETING TO

426. THE MODERN COUGAR AND

427. THE COUGAR'S BODY AS A TEMPLE

428. THAT HAS PROBABLY UNDERGONE

429. SOME RENOVATIONS...

430. SURE.

431. THAT COULD USE A FRESH COAT

432. OF PAINT TO COVER SOME OF

433. THE NEWLY REWORKED FOUNDATION.

434. OKAY.

435. THIS PRODUCT IS VERY, VERY NEAR

436. AND DEAR TO MY HEART, SO I WANT

437. YOU TO RESPECT THE PRODUCT.

438. YEAH.

439. I'M ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE

440. IT'S GONNA TURN OUT FANTASTIC.

441. ALL RIGHT, GOOD.

442. JUST SELL MY MAKEUP.

443. YES.

444. ALL RIGHT, GET BACK TO WORK.

445. THANKS.

446. THANK YOU, RU.

447. ALL RIGHT.

448. HEY, TRINITY.

449. HEY, BIANCA.

450. HELLO.

451. HI, HI, HI.

452. SO HOW ARE YOU GONNA SELL

453. MY PRODUCT?

454. I AM A CEO WITH FOUR

455. CHILDREN, AND SHE'S A HOOKER.

456. I'M ON MY WAY TO A MEETING,

457. AND SHE'S ON HER WAY

458. TO A CUSTOMER.

459. UH-HUH.

460. AND AS I'M EXPLAINING THE

461. PRODUCT, SHE TELLS THE WORLD...

462. "CHILD, I'M"--

463. "CHILD, I'M ON THESE STREETS

464. ALL NIGHT, AND IT'S VERY

465. IMPORTANT THAT I KEEP

466. MY SASSY, SEXY LOOK UP.

467. I USE MY RUPAUL—

468. I USE MY RUPAUL'S...

469. I USE MY RUPAUL'S... GLAMAZON BY COLOREVOLUTION."

470. GLAMAZON BY COLOREVOLUTION."

471. YOU KNOW, THE JUDGES HAVE

472. CALLED YOU OUT

473. ON YOUR CONFIDENCE BEFORE.

474. HOW ARE YOU GONNA TURN

475. THAT AROUND?

476. I'M JUST GONNA PUT

477. MY BEST FOOT FORWARD.

478. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR,

479. "I'M JUST GONNA"...

480. I'M—I'M—

481. BECAUSE YOU'VE SAID THAT

482. BEFORE, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

483. I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND

484. SELL YOU ANY PROMISES, BECAUSE I

485. DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S GONNA

486. HAPPEN WHEN I GET OUT THERE.

487. AM I THE FIRST PERSON

488. TO CALL YOU OUT ON THIS ISSUE

489. WITH PROJECTING AND BEING

490. MORE OUT THERE?

491. THIS IS—

492. IT'S HONESTLY ALL NEW TO ME.

493. I'VE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM

494. WITH THE WAY THAT I TALK

495. OR COMMUNICATION OR ANYTHING.

496. BUT IT'S MORE THAN JUST

497. THE WAY THAT YOU TALK.

498. IT'S A PROJECTION THING,

499. YOU KNOW.

500. I'M TRYING TO DRAG, PUN

501. INTENDED, YOURSELF OUT, 'CAUSE

502. WHEN I SEE YOU LIP-SYNCH,

503. I SEE IT THERE.

504. IT'S THERE.

505. EXACTLY.

506. YOU HAVE TO TRANSFER

507. THAT EXACT SAME FIRE

508. INTO OTHER AREAS.

509. I KNOW YOU HAVE IT.

510. IT'S JUST YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT

511. IF YOU'RE WILLING TO LET THAT

512. WALL DOWN.

513. I'M COUNTING ON YOU TO HELP

514. DRAG IT OUT OF HER.

515. I'MA DO IT.

516. I'MA DO IT.

517. WE'RE GONNA WORK IT OUT.

518. YOU GOT IT.

519. AND GET BACK TO WORK.

520. WE'LL DO IT. WE'LL DO IT.

521. COME ON, WE CAN DO THIS.

522. SO ALL I'M DOING IS ENCOURAGING

523. THIS BITCH.

524. I KNOW SHE HAS WHAT IT TAKES

525. TO DO THESE CHALLENGES.

526. TO DO THESE CHALLENGES. SHE JUST NEEDS TO APPLY HERSELF.

527. SHE JUST NEEDS TO APPLY HERSELF.

528. LAGANJA AND ADORE.

529. WE'RE ABOUT TO SHOOT OUR

530. COMMERCIAL FOR RUPAUL'S GLAMAZON

531. BY COLOREVOLUTION.

532. OUR MEAN TEAM GIRLS.

533. AND I THINK WE LOOK

534. COOL.

535. LIKE, IF WE WENT TO SCHOOL,

536. WE WOULD RULE THAT SCHOOL.

537. SELL ME SOME COSMETICS.

538. YES, GOD.

539. YOU KNOW, I MAY NOT BE AS FUNNY

540. AS ADORE.

541. HER PERSONALITY REALLY DOES

542. SHINE THROUGH.

543. I JUST REALLY WANT THE JUDGES TO

544. SEE THAT I DO HAVE SOMETHING

545. SPECIAL AND UNIQUE.

546. ALL RIGHT, LADIES, ACTION.

547. I KNOW ALL THE LOSERS SITTING

548. ALONE AT LUNCH RIGHT NOW

549. ARE FEELING SO MUCH SAFER.

550. SORRY, STACY,

551. BUT YOUR BOYFRIEND IS MINE NOW.

552. AND CUT.

553. LAGANJA, I'M WONDERING IF...

554. WE COULD JUST HAVE A LITTLE BIT

555. MORE OF, YOU KNOW...

556. OH, MY GOD.

557. OH, LIKE MY RACHEL ZOE VOICE.

558. NO.

559. NOTHING CAN SATISFY OUR RICH

560. TASTES IN ADVANCED PRODUCTS.

561. BUT NOW, THANKS TO RUPAUL'S

562. GLAMAZON BY COLOREVOLUTION,

563. OUR FACES STAND OUT AMONGST THE

564. OUR FACES STAND OUT AMONGST THE TROLLS IN OUR HIGH SCHOOL HALL.

565. TROLLS IN OUR HIGH SCHOOL HALL.

566. OKAY, MOVING ON.

567. BLOW PICTURE.

568. OH, YEAH.

569. NOW, SPIN BACK TO CAMERA.

570. YES.

571. LOOK OVER THAT SHOULDER

572. AT THE CAMERA.

573. TOGETHER.

574. YEAH.

575. OKAY, ONE, TWO, THREE,

576. LOOK OVER THE SHOULDER.

577. WE LOST AN EARRING.

578. WORK TOGETHER.

579. TURN THE OTHER WAY.

580. CUT.

581. THAT'S A WRAP, LADIES.

582. ALL RIGHT, COME ON DOWN.

583. HOT MAMAS.

584. WILL YOU BE OUR MAILMAN?

585. AND THIS IS YOUR PACKAGE.

586. SO YOU ARE SOME STAY-AT-HOME

587. MOMS LOOKING FOR SOME GLAMOUR,

588. IS THAT RIGHT?

589. WE'VE MODELED OUR CHARACTERS

590. ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES

591. OF AMERICA.

592. SO WHAT CITY WOULD

593. YOUR HOUSEWIVES BE FROM?

594. GLAMAZONIA.

595. ALL RIGHT, ACTION.

596. YOU KNOW, I WAS WATCHING THAT

597. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE,

598. AND I DIDN'T REALIZE

599. THAT RUPAUL IS A MAN.

600. I'VE BEEN WEARING RUPAUL'S

601. GLAMAZON BY COLOREVOLUTION

602. FOR MONTHS.

603. OH.

604. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I HAVE

605. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I HAVE A SPECIAL DELIVERY ON THE WAY.

606. A SPECIAL DELIVERY ON THE WAY.

607. AND SO WHAT'S GONNA—WHEN

608. DOES THE MAILMAN COME IN?

609. ALL RIGHT, I WILL YELL

610. "DING-DONG," AND WHOEVER'S HOUSE

611. IT IS IS GONNA SAY, "COME IN."

612. OKAY, READY?

613. SURE.

614. SURE.

615. OKAY, AND ACTION.

616. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I HAVE

617. A SPECIAL DELIVERY ON THE WAY.

618. DING-DONG.

619. AND THEN YOU SAY—

620. NICE PACKAGE.

621. "COME IN."

622. COME IN.

623. NOW, DO YOU THINK I SHOULD BE

624. SAYING "COME IN,"

625. SAYING "COME IN," SINCE HE'S DELIVERING—

626. SINCE HE'S DELIVERING—

627. WE KIND OF NAILED IT.

628. COURTNEY, FIRST TIME,

629. COURTNEY, FIRST TIME, EVERY TIME.

630. EVERY TIME.

631. GET THE MOST KICK WITH

632. GET THE MOST KICK WITH A SEXY HIGH-GLOSS LIP SHINE.

633. A SEXY HIGH-GLOSS LIP SHINE.

634. A SEXY HIGH-GLOSS LIP SHINE.

635. WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE.

636. HI, THERE, RU.

637. HI, MICHELLE.

638. JUST LIKE JENNIFER COOLIDGE

639. AND JENNIFER TILLY.

640. MEETS COURTNEY STODDEN, YES.

641. I AM A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,

642. AND I FEEL PRETTY.

643. AND... ACTION.

644. FEEL SASSY WITH SHADOWS

645. THAT ACCENTUATE

646. YOUR NEWLY LIFTED LID.

647. GET THE MOST KICK

648. OUT OF YOUR COLLAGEN WITH

649. OUT OF YOUR COLLAGEN WITH A SEXY HIGH-GLOSS LIP SHINE.

650. A SEXY HIGH-GLOSS LIP SHINE.

651. ALL RIGHT, AND CUT.

652. ALL RIGHT, AND CUT.

653. CUT.

654. ALL RIGHT, WE NEED TO WRAP YOURS

655. IN A WAY WHERE JASON CAN

656. TAKE IT OFF EASIER.

657. YOUR HEAD'S GOTTEN BIGGER

658. SINCE LAST TIME YOU DID THIS.

659. WELL, YOU'RE ONE TO TALK.

660. ACTION.

661. WOW.

662. OH, SHE'S GORGEOUS.

663. I WONDER HOW THEY GOT

664. THAT BEAUTIFUL.

665. IT MUST BE THAT GLAMAZON.

666. OH, YES.

667. YES.

668. CUT.

669. OUR AD IS MORE

670. TONGUE-IN-CHEEK BUT DEFINITELY

671. HAS THE POTENTIAL TO SELL MAKEUP

672. HAS THE POTENTIAL TO SELL MAKEUP TO SOME OTHER CRAZY DRAG QUEENS.

673. TO SOME OTHER CRAZY DRAG QUEENS.

674. HELLO.

675. ALL RIGHT, THESE ARE

676. THE WORKING GIRLS.

677. UH-HUH.

678. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S ABOUT

679. TO HAPPEN.

680. TRINITY STRUGGLES WITH

681. HER DELIVERY AND CONFIDENCE,

682. SO I'M SCARED.

683. ACTION.

684. I AM THE CEO OF A MAJOR

685. CORPORATION AND THE MOTHER OF

686. TWO, AND I USE RUPAUL'S GLAMAZON

687. BY COLOREVOLUTION.

688. CUT.

689. FANTASTIC.

690. WE'RE GONNA DO THE SAME THING

691. WITH YOU, OKAY?

692. YOU'VE GOT THIS, RIGHT, GIRL?

693. I'M PETRIFIED BECAUSE

694. RU AND MICHELLE WILL BE

695. DIRECTING ME TODAY, AND I JUST

696. DON'T SEEM TO DO WELL

697. WHEN THEY'RE SITTIN'

698. RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.

699. ACTION.

700. I AM A PROFESSIONAL HO,

701. CLIENT FROM CLIENT,

702. JUMPING OUT OF CAR DO'S.

703. JUMPING OUT OF CONDOS?

704. CAR DO'S.

705. CONDOS?

706. NO, CAR DOORS.

707. OKAY.

708. CAR DO'S.

709. I THINK I'M TRYING TO JUST

710. SAY IT FAST ENOUGH

711. 'CAUSE IT SAYS 30 SECONDS.

712. ALL RIGHT, BUT WE HAVE TO

713. UNDERSTAND YOU, BABY.

714. REMEMBER, TRINITY,

715. YOU KNOW YOU CAN DO THIS.

716. YOU GOT THIS, BITCH.

717. BIANCA TOLD ME EARLIER,

718. "YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.

719. YOU'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO DO THIS,

720. YOU KNOW."

721. I DECIDED THAT I WOULD

722. JUST CHANEL MY INNER BIANCA

723. AND JUST BLURT IT ALL OUT

724. AND JUST HAVE FUN WITH IT,

725. 'CAUSE IF NOT,

726. BIANCA GONNA KILL ME.

727. I AM A PROFESSIONAL HO,

728. FROM CLIENT TO CLIENT,

729. JUMPING OUT OF CAR DOORS.

730. BUT, WITH RUPAUL'S GLAMAZON

731. BY COLOREVOLUTION—

732. TRINITY DID A REALLY GOOD JOB

733. TODAY.

734. THANK GOD.

735. I JUST HOPE THAT IT'S GOOD

736. ENOUGH TO KEEP US SAFE.

737. ENOUGH TO KEEP US SAFE. THAT'S A WRAP, LADIES.

738. THAT'S A WRAP, LADIES.

739. IT'S TIME TO GET

740. BLACK AND WHITE.

741. TODAY IS ELIMINATION DAY,

742. AND OUR RUNWAY THEME

743. IS BLACK AND WHITE.

744. WHAT KIND OF RUNWAY LOOKS

745. ARE Y'ALL SERVING TODAY?

746. I'M SERVING SOME KLAUS NOMI

747. REALNESS.

748. IT'S A VERY DIFFERENT LOOK

749. FOR COURTNEY.

750. ALTHOUGH I DID NOTICE

751. THAT JOSLYN—

752. WITH HER LIGHT PURPLE—

753. OH, JOSLYN.

754. JOSLYN AND I ARE SERVING, LIKE,

755. THE SAME...

756. TUXEDO MENSWEAR.

757. TUXEDO MENSWEAR LOOK.

758. SO IF YOU TWO BOTH LANDED

759. IN THE BOTTOM TWO PERFORMING

760. AGAINST EACH OTHER

761. IN SIMILAR OUTFITS...

762. OH, MY.

763. JOSLYN WOULD GO HOME.

764. 'CAUSE SHE'S A SECOND-RATE

765. COURTNEY, YEAH.

766. I THINK IT WAS LOW-RENT.

767. SHADY.

768. IT'S CLEAR THAT COURTNEY DOES

769. NOT SEE ME AT THE SAME LEVEL

770. AS HER.

771. THIS IS SOMEBODY THAT I IDOLIZE,

772. AND I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED.

773. ON THAT NOTE...

774. LET'S GET PRETTY THEN, OKAY?

775. YEAH.

776. COME ON, Y'ALL.

777. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

778. MY EYEBROWS.

779. OH.

780. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

781. WHY YOU DOING IT

782. ALL IN MY HAIR-REA?

783. UM—

784. I'M JUST KIDDING.

785. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

786. I MEAN,

787. I KNOW IT'S ALL RIGHT.

788. DO YOU THINK THEY PAIRED US

789. UP 'CAUSE THEY WERE KINDA LIKE,

790. "OH, DARIENNE, YOU GOT A BIG

791. BODY, AND BEN'S GOT A BIG HEAD."

792. YOU LOVE TO SAY THAT.

793. I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S

794. REALLY TRUE.

795. NO, IT'S JUST BECAUSE YOU

796. MADE THAT COMMENT, LIKE, AFTER—

797. ABOUT THE WHOLE WINNING TWICE,

798. AND I WAS JUST LIKE,

799. "OH, OKAY."

800. SHE TOLD ME SHE HATED YOU.

801. I REALLY FEEL SOME

802. PSYCHIC ENERGY BETWEEN DE LA

803. AND DARIENNE.

804. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON,

805. BUT I FEEL LIKE THERE'S SOME

806. TYPE OF TENSION THAT YOU CAN CUT

807. WITH A CHEESE KNIFE.

808. HOW ARE YOU DOING, GIRL-LINA?

809. I FEEL GOOD.

810. I THINK WE WORKED WELL TOGETHER.

811. WE DID WORK WELL TOGETHER.

812. WE DIDN'T KILL EACH OTHER.

813. SO THAT WAS GOOD.

814. YOU KNOW WE DIDN'T SEE

815. EYE-TO-EYE TO BEGIN WITH.

816. 'CAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW YOU.

817. RIGHT.

818. I JUST FELT LIKE YOUR PURPOSE

819. HERE WAS JUST TO COME HERE

820. AND BE EVIL AND MEAN.

821. I APOLOGIZE IF I EVER

822. CAME ACROSS THAT WAY.

823. I WAS ANGRY WITH HER BECAUSE

824. HER WORK ETHIC AND HER ATTITUDE

825. WASN'T THE SAME AS MINE, WHICH

826. I LEARNED YOU CAN STILL WORK

827. WITH PEOPLE IF THEY COME FROM

828. A DIFFERENT PLACE.

829. IT'S NOT ONLY MY WAY

830. OR THE HIGHWAY.

831. I'M LEARNING PATIENCE, BITCH.

832. I'M ALSO OBVIOUSLY LEARNING

833. THAT I HAVE WAYS I GUESS I NEED

834. TO JUST WORK ON.

835. I REALLY THINK TRINITY HAS

836. COME A LONG WAY,

837. AND SHE'S TOTALLY OPENED UP.

838. SHE SHOULD REALLY BE PROUD

839. OF HERSELF.

840. I'M PROUD OF HER.

841. THIS IS HONESTLY THE FIRST

842. TIME IN A LONG TIME I FEEL LIKE

843. I'M WITH A GROUP OF GIRLS WHO

844. HAVE TAKEN THE TIME OUT TO

845. UNDERSTAND ME...

846. YEAH.

847. AND BE PATIENT WITH ME.

848. I DEFINITELY AM COMFORTABLE

849. WITH YOU GIRLS.

850. I AM GLAD, YOU STANK BITCH.

851. AND I'M GLAD THAT THIS IS MY

852. SEASON SIX SISTERS...

853. THERE YOU GO.

854. AND IT'S GONNA BE—

855. NOW, DON'T CALL ME COLLECT,

856. AND IF YOU GO TO JAIL,

857. I KNOW SOMEBODY THAT CAN

858. GET YOU OUT.

859. GET YOU OUT.

860. WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE OF

861. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

862. A WOMAN WHO'S NEVER MET

863. A LIP LINER SHE DIDN'T LIKE...

864. MICHELLE VISAGE.

865. TASTE THE RAINBOW, BABY DOLL.

866. NEVER TESTED ON ANIMALS,

867. SANTINO RICE.

868. TENS ACROSS THE BOARD, RU.

869. FROM MY BIG FAT

870. GREEK WEDDING,

871. LAINIE KAZAN IS HERE.

872. HELLO.

873. HELLO, DARLING.

874. YOU LOOK MAGNIFICENT.

875. THANK YOU.

876. AND THE QUEEN OF QUEENS

877. LEAH REMINI IS HERE.

878. WE ARE SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE,

879. AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET YOU

880. SIT NEXT TO MICHELLE VISAGE.

881. THIS WEEK OUR QUEENS WERE

882. CHALLENGED TO CREATE A

883. PITCH-PERFECT COSMETICS CAMPAIGN

884. FOR RUPAUL'S GLAMAZON

885. BY COLOREVOLUTION, AND TONIGHT

886. THEY'RE HITTING THE RUNWAY

887. SERVING BLACK AND WHITE DRAMA,

888. MAMA.

889. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES,

890. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

891. THE LIPSTICK SHOULD STAY ON.

892. YES.

893. WELL, I DIDN'T GET THAT.

894. I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEFINITELY

895. STONED.

896. STONED.

897. UP FIRST, LAGANJA ESTRANJA.

898. THAT'S WHERE MY HAIR WENT.

899. UH-HUH.

900. I AM SERVING A LIZARD

901. CALLED LAGANJA.

902. MAMA, Y'ALL CAN'T TAKE IT.

903. PEEK-A-RU, I CAN SEE

904. YOUR BLACKBERRY.

905. VERY I DREAM OF JEANNIE.

906. OH, YES.

907. ADORE DELANO.

908. CRUELLA DELANO.

909. YES.

910. THIS IS HOW I LOOK.

911. THIS IS HOW I WORK MY BODY.

912. I'M SERVING THEM DEAD DOG

913. REALNESS.

914. YOU KNOW, THERE IS TWO SIDES

915. TO EVERY STORY.

916. IT AIN'T ALL JUST

917. BLACK AND WHITE.

918. THERE IS A GRAY AREA.

919. BLAME IT ON BIANCA DEL RIO.

920. AW, THAT'S SO ROMANTIC.

921. POOF, THERE IT IS.

922. I AM SERVING UP SKUNK

923. CINDERELLA REALNESS.

924. THIS IS MY ELEMENT.

925. I LIKE A GOOD BALL GOWN,

926. AND MY

927. AIN'T FROM OFF THE RACK.

928. IT'S VERY DRAG

929. INAUGURATION BALL.

930. IT IS.

931. THAT IS QUITE AN IMPRESSIVE

932. TULLE, I MIGHT ADD.

933. UP NEXT, TRINITY K. BONET.

934. OOH.

935. THEY LOOK LIKE DOMINOS.

936. TOTALLY.

937. YES, HONEY, SHE WILL DELIVER

938. IN 30 MINUTES,

939. OR YOUR PIZZA IS FREE.

940. WHOA.

941. I LOOK ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS.

942. I'M SERVING YOU

943. JACK OF ALL TRADES

944. NIGHT AT THE CASINO PITS.

945. SHE'S ROLLING SNAKE EYES.

946. DOMI-NO, SHE BETTER DO.

947. BEN DE LA CREME.

948. OH, MY GOODNESS.

949. LOOK AT THOSE TIT-TITAS.

950. OOH, OOH.

951. NOW, THAT'S

952. AN HOURGLASS FIGURE.

953. I'M SERVING SOME EVIL QUEEN.

954. I'M FEELING THE FANTASY.

955. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS

956. AROUND HER NECK, BUT IF IT SNOWS

957. TONIGHT, IT'S GOING ON MY TIRE.

958. DARIENNE LAKE.

959. BLAM.

960. I OWN 51% OF THIS COMPANY.

961. I'M SERVING YOU BLACK AND

962. WHITE PAGEANT ELEGANZA.

963. I WANT YOUR EYES TO CROSS.

964. THAT'S A BAZOOM.

965. DARIENNE LAKE, JUMP RIGHT IN.

966. DON'T FORGET YOUR MOTORBOAT.

967. BRR-RR-RR-RR.

968. COURTNEY ACT.

969. OH.

970. OH, MY GOODNESS.

971. TALK ABOUT SERVING FISH.

972. YEAH, HONEY, SHE'S SERVING

973. RAINBOW TROUT.

974. AW.

975. KLAUS NOMI MALONE.

976. YEAH.

977. WOW.

978. I'VE GOT MY FISH

979. ON THE PLATTER.

980. I AM SERVING IT TO THOSE JUDGES.

981. IT'S ALL COME TOGETHER, AND I

982. FEEL LIKE I'VE GOT IT RIGHT.

983. THE INVITATION SAID

984. BLACK TIE ONLY.

985. DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING

986. ABOUT PANTS, THOUGH.

987. NO.

988. JOSLYN FOX.

989. ABRACADABRA.

990. OOH, WHOO.

991. POOF.

992. PRESTO.

993. JUST A LITTLE NECKTIE.

994. I'M SERVING MENSWEAR.

995. I'M SHOWING SOME SKIN, BUT I

996. STILL GOT THAT MASCULINITY

997. AND FEMININITY.

998. I'M LOVING IT.

999. BAM.

1000. WHAT?

1001. THAT ASS IS SO PERFECT.

1002. I THINK SHE'S STRAPPED

1003. FOR CASH

1004. AND FABRIC.

1005. WELCOME, LADIES, IT'S TIME

1006. TO DEBUT YOUR CAMPAIGNS.

1007. FIRST UP, BIANCA DEL RIO

1008. AND TRINITY K. BONET

1009. TARGETING THE WORKING GIRL.

1010. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

1011. I'M THE CEO OF A MAJOR

1012. CORPORATION AND THE MOTHER OF

1013. TWO, SO IN ORDER TO KEEP

1014. MY SICKENING APPEARANCE,

1015. I USE RUPAUL'S GLAMAZON

1016. BY COLOREVOLUTION.

1017. I AM SO MUCH FINER WITH

1018. THIS GLAMOROUS LIQUID LINER.

1019. I AM A PROFESSIONAL HO,

1020. FROM CLIENT TO CLIENT,

1021. JUMPING OUT OF CAR DOORS.

1022. CAN'T EVEN KEEP MY LIPSTICK ON.

1023. BUT WITH RUPAUL'S GLAMAZON

1024. BY COLOREVOLUTION...

1025. BAM!

1026. WITH THIS GLOSS, I AM THE BOSS.

1027. SO WHETHER YOU'RE

1028. A CORPORATE CEO—

1029. OR A PROFESSIONAL HO.

1030. YOU DESERVE

1031. A GLAMOROUS GLOW.

1032. NOW, GET BACK TO WORK, Y'ALL.

1033. OKAY.

1034. SO HOW WAS IT WORKING TOGETHER?

1035. MY GAY MOTHER PASSED AWAY,

1036. LIKE, TWO YEARS AGO,

1037. AND HER NAME WAS BIANCA, AND SHE

1038. REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF MY MOTHER.

1039. LIKE, JUST SHUT UP

1040. AND DO WHAT I SAY.

1041. AND SHE JUST TOLD ME,

1042. JUST EMBRACE ALL

1043. THE OPPORTUNITIES I HAVE.

1044. HAVE FUN WITH IT.

1045. WELL, THE RUNWAY—I THINK YOU

1046. ARE BOTH EXQUISITE,

1047. AND THE INFOMERCIAL WAS FUNNY.

1048. I THOUGHT YOUR ACTING

1049. WAS REALLY GOOD.

1050. WELL, TRINITY, TO ME, MISSED

1051. THE BOAT IN A PERFECT JOKE

1052. FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE

1053. LIP GLOSS ON.

1054. YOU WERE SELLING

1055. WORKING GIRLS, RIGHT?

1056. RIGHT, RIGHT.

1057. DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW

1058. IT'S GONNA STAY ON AFTER

1059. YOU DO YOUR STUFF?

1060. WELL, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

1061. SHE DIDN'T SAYIT SAY IT.

1062. SHE SAID JUMPING

1063. FROM CAR TO CAR—

1064. I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING

1065. IN CAR—THIS COULD BE THIS.

1066. SHE HAS HER LIPSTICK ON

1067. 'CAUSE SHE'S A PROFESSIONAL HO.

1068. SO THE LIPSTICK SHOULD

1069. STAY ON!

1070. SHE SAID IT LASTS

1071. THROUGH ALL THAT.

1072. I WANT TO KNOW, DID IT

1073. STAY ON THROUGH THE TRICK

1074. OR NOT?

1075. YES!

1076. WELL, I DIDN'T GET THAT.

1077. ALL RIGHT THEN.

1078. YOU TWO MUST KNOW EACH OTHER.

1079. YES.

1080. YOU THINK?

1081. ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP,

1082. LAGANJA ESTRANJA

1083. AND ADORE DELANO

1084. TARGETING MEAN TEEN GIRLS.

1085. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

1086. WE USED TO THINK WE HAD ALL

1087. THE MAKEUP THAT MONEY COULD BUY.

1088. BUT NOW, THANKS TO RUPAUL'S

1089. GLAMAZON BY COLOREVOLUTION,

1090. OUR FACES STAND OUT AMONGST THE

1091. TROLLS IN OUR HIGH SCHOOL HALLS.

1092. I KNOW ALL THE LOSERS SITTING

1093. ALONE AT LUNCH RIGHT NOW ARE

1094. FEELING SO MUCH SAFER 'CAUSE

1095. WE'RE TOO BUSY PAINTING OUR OWN

1096. FACES INSTEAD OF THEIRS—

1097. WITH THIS LONG-LASTING MASCARA,

1098. OF COURSE.

1099. SORRY, STACY, BUT YOUR

1100. BOYFRIEND IS NOW MINE.

1101. HE JUST CAN'T RESIST THIS

1102. VITAMIN-INFUSED LIP GLOSS.

1103. BECAUSE WHOEVER SAID BEAUTY

1104. WAS ON THE INSIDE...

1105. IS UGLY.

1106. I THINK YOU SOLD IT.

1107. IT WAS SHOCKINGLY IRREVERENT

1108. BUT ASPIRATIONAL.

1109. I WANT TO BUY THE PRODUCT,

1110. AND THAT'S THE MOST

1111. IMPORTANT THING.

1112. I THINK YOUR COSTUME—

1113. IT'S A LITTLE TACKY LOOKING.

1114. YOUR HAIR IS UNEVEN.

1115. IT'S FLOPPING, AND THE CROTCH

1116. IS A LITTLE LOW FOR ME.

1117. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE

1118. THE WAY YOU LOOK, ADORE.

1119. YAY.

1120. YOUR WAIST IS CINCHED.

1121. YOU HAVE LEGS.

1122. YOU'RE NOT CUTTING THEM OFF.

1123. LET'S, LIKE, SAVOR THIS MOMENT.

1124. I'M A REAL DRAG QUEEN.

1125. YES.

1126. NOT MY FAVORITE AD.

1127. I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE.

1128. AM I ON ANOTHER SHOW?

1129. AM I ON ANOTHER SHOW?

1130. NEXT UP, BEN DE LA CREME

1131. AND DARIENNE LAKE

1132. TARGETING COUGARS.

1133. THE SIGNS OF AGE—COSMETIC

1134. SURGERY CAN HELP YOU REBUILD

1135. YOUR FOUNDATION.

1136. BUT NO RENOVATION IS COMPLETE

1137. WITHOUT A FRESH COAT OF PAINT.

1138. SHH, YOUR SECRET IS SAFE

1139. WITH RUPAUL'S GLAMAZON

1140. BY COLOREVOLUTION.

1141. FEEL SASSY WITH SHADOWS

1142. THAT ACCENTUATE

1143. THAT NEWLY LIFTED LID.

1144. GET THE MOST KICK

1145. OUT OF YOUR COLLAGEN WITH

1146. A HIGH-GLOSS LIP SHINE.

1147. BLUSH HELPS TO ACCENTUATE

1148. CHEEKBONES AND DISTRACT

1149. FROM UNSIGHTLY SCARS.

1150. YOUR BODY IS A TEMPLE.

1151. NOW,"PRAY," COUGAR, "PRAY."

1152. I FEEL LIKE IT'S MORE OF

1153. A P.S.A. FOR PLASTIC SURGERY.

1154. I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT EITHER

1155. SURGERY OR DRUGS.

1156. I THOUGHT YOU WERE

1157. DEFINITELY STONED.

1158. BEN DE LA, MY ISSUE IS I FEEL

1159. LIKE EVERY TIME WE'RE HIDING

1160. BEHIND ANOTHER COSTUME.

1161. I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE,

1162. AND I WANT TO GET TO KNOW MORE

1163. OF WHO YOU ARE AS A PERSON.

1164. NEXT UP, COURTNEY ACT

1165. AND JOSLYN FOX TARGETING

1166. STAY-AT-HOME HOT MAMAS.

1167. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

1168. I WAS WATCHING THAT

1169. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE,

1170. AND I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT

1171. THAT RUPAUL IS A MAN.

1172. OH, YOU STUPID BITCH,

1173. OF COURSE RUPAUL IS A MAN.

1174. AND I'VE BEEN WEARING RUPAUL'S

1175. GLAMAZON BY COLOREVOLUTION

1176. FOR MONTHS.

1177. OH.

1178. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I HAVE

1179. A SPECIAL DELIVERY ON THE WAY.

1180. COME IN.

1181. NICE PACKAGE.

1182. AND THE MAKEUP DOESN'T LOOK

1183. TOO BAD EITHER.

1184. IF IT CAN MAKE A MAN LIKE RUPAUL

1185. LOOK LIKE A GLAMAZON—

1186. IMAGINE WHAT IT CAN DO

1187. FOR A STAY-AT-HOME MOM

1188. LIKE YOU... OR US.

1189. LIKE YOU... OR US.

1190. WHAT WAS IT LIKE

1191. WORKING TOGETHER?

1192. WE'VE GOT, LIKE,

1193. A LITTLE SISTER VIBE GOING.

1194. SHE'S THE LITTLE SISTER.

1195. I'M THE LOW-RENT VERSION

1196. OF COURTNEY, SO SHE SAYS.

1197. I MAY HAVE USED

1198. THAT TERM ONCE.

1199. YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT GLAMAZON

1200. BY COLOREVOLUTION WAS MAKEUP

1201. UNTIL THE END.

1202. BUT, COURTNEY, TONIGHT

1203. I THINK THIS KLAUS NOMI COCKTAIL

1204. WAITRESS LOOK IS AMAZING.

1205. IT'S GORGEOUS.

1206. JOSLYN, ARE YOU SERIOUS?

1207. YOU JUST WORE THIS IN BLUE,

1208. AND WE JUST TOLD YOU

1209. THERE WAS SO MUCH GOING ON,

1210. AND NOW YOU WORE IT AGAIN.

1211. WHEN YOU TURN AROUND,

1212. THE HAIRLINE—IT'S BOY.

1213. I COULDN'T GIVE A CRAP

1214. ABOUT THE HAIR.

1215. I WAS MESMERIZED BY THE ASS.

1216. ALL RIGHT, LADIES, WHILE YOU

1217. UNWIND IN THE UNTUCKED LOUNGE,

1218. THE JUDGES AND I WILL

1219. DELIBERATE.

1220. ALL RIGHT, JUST BETWEEN US

1221. AD EXECUTIVES, WHAT'D YOU THINK?

1222. LET'S START WITH LAGANJA

1223. ESTRANJA AND ADORE DELANO.

1224. I THINK AS A GROUP

1225. LAGANJA AND ADORE HAD

1226. THE BEST AD FOR ME.

1227. I REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.

1228. THEY SOLD THE MAKEUP PRODUCT.

1229. WHILE BEING BULLIES.

1230. BUT THAT WAS THEIR CHARACTER,

1231. MICHELLE.

1232. BUT—YEAH, IT'S PUSHED SO FAR

1233. THAT IT'S FUNNY.

1234. BUT WITH THAT SAID, I THINK

1235. ADORE WAS THE STRONGER ONE OF

1236. THE TWO AND PULLED LAGANJA

1237. THROUGH.

1238. ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP,

1239. BIANCA DEL RIO

1240. AND TRINITY K. BONET-NAY.

1241. I THINK ON THE RUNWAY,

1242. THEY WERE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL,

1243. THE BEST.

1244. AS FAR AS THE INFOMERCIAL

1245. GOES, THEY GOT THE JOB DONE.

1246. I FEEL LIKE WE SAW A SIDE OF

1247. TRINITY WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE

1248. TO SEE.

1249. WE GOT TO SEE TRINITY SPEAKING

1250. UP AND REALLY ENJOYING IT,

1251. AND THAT WAS REFRESHING.

1252. NOT MY FAVORITE AD.

1253. THE BEFORE AND AFTERS—IT WASN'T

1254. THAT BIG OF A TRANSFORMATION

1255. FOR ME.

1256. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW

1257. UNTIL THIS MOMENT.

1258. ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON.

1259. BEN DE LA CREME

1260. AND DARIENNE LAKE.

1261. WELL, THE COMMERCIAL—I MEAN,

1262. IT WAS A VERY STRANGE ATTACK

1263. ON THE PRODUCT.

1264. VERY STRANGE ATTACK ON THE—

1265. IN FACT, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT

1266. THE PRODUCT WAS, YOU KNOW?

1267. IT WAS A BUTCHERING.

1268. I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE

1269. SELLING MAKEUP.

1270. I FELT LIKE IT WAS

1271. ALL ABOUT THE SURGERY.

1272. THE FACES THEY WERE PULLING

1273. WERE NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL.

1274. WE LOVE THOSE FACES,

1275. BUT NOT WHEN YOU'RE TRYING

1276. TO SELL COSMETICS.

1277. TONIGHT ON THE RUNWAY, I DID

1278. NOT FANCY BEN DE LA CREME.

1279. THE HAIR LOOKED LIKE A PENIS

1280. WRAPPED IN A BANDAGE.

1281. IT WAS VERY WEIRD.

1282. AND I DO NOT KNOW

1283. WHO DE LA IS AT ALL

1284. EXCEPT A COSTUME QUEEN.

1285. I FEEL LIKE TO BE AMERICA'S NEXT

1286. DRAG SUPERSTAR, WE NEED TO KNOW

1287. THAT THAT PERSON IS UNDERNEATH

1288. ALL OF THAT.

1289. LET'S TALK ABOUT COURTNEY ACT

1290. AND JOSLYN FOX.

1291. COURTNEY WAS REALLY FUN ON

1292. THE RUNWAY TONIGHT.

1293. I LOVE THE LOOK SHE WAS GIVING.

1294. JOSLYN—I CAN'T EVEN

1295. BELIEVE—

1296. BUT I THINK YOU CAN

1297. BELIEVE SHE WOULD WEAR THAT.

1298. WELL, THAT'S TRUE.

1299. THAT'S TRUE.

1300. AREN'T YOU FROM SOUTH

1301. PLAINFIELD, NEW JERSEY?

1302. HOLLA.

1303. THE POINT, IS YOU JUST WORE

1304. WHAT YOU WORE LAST WEEK, AFTER

1305. WE SO HARSHLY CRITIQUED YOU,

1306. IN ANOTHER COLOR?

1307. AND THEN PUT YOUR BOY HAIR ON?

1308. I DON'T KNOW WHY WHEN PEOPLE

1309. GET CHARACTERS LIKE STAY-AT-HOME

1310. MOM, THAT AUTOMATICALLY MEANS

1311. THAT THEY HAVE TO BE

1312. VERY MATRONLY.

1313. I THOUGHT THEY LOOKED

1314. STUNNING.

1315. NO, THEY DIDN'T.

1316. THEY DIDN'T OVERDO IT.

1317. I THOUGHT COURTNEY WAS SO,

1318. LIKE, DUMBED DOWN.

1319. SHE WAS DRAB.

1320. I THOUGHT THEY LOOKED

1321. STUNNING.

1322. WELL, SHE DOES THIS

1323. REALNESS THING.

1324. THAT'S WHAT SHE WAS DOING

1325. IN THE COMMERCIAL.

1326. RIGHT.

1327. I DON'T WANT REAL.

1328. I WANT A DRAG QUEEN.

1329. OKAY, BUT THAT WASN'T

1330. THEIR COMMERCIAL.

1331. JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH,

1332. AM I ON ANOTHER SHOW?

1333. NOW, LEAH, YOU LIKE THIS AD.

1334. TELL US WHY.

1335. I ACTUALLY DIDN'T.

1336. SILENCE.

1337. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1338. BRING BACK MY GLAMAZONS.

1339. BRING BACK MY GLAMAZONS.

1340. WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1341. I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

1342. ADORE AND LAGANJA, THIS WEEK

1343. YOU MEAN GIRLS RULED THE SCHOOL.

1344. CONDRAGULATIONS, YOU'RE THE

1345. WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE.

1346. OH, MY GOD, I'M SHOCKED.

1347. SO AM I.

1348. OH.

1349. PUSH HER, PLEASE, FOR ME.

1350. SUCH A NASTY BITCH.

1351. YOU'LL EACH RECEIVE

1352. A SICKENING SUPPLY OF PRODUCTS

1353. FROM LATHER, CLEAN SKIN

1354. FOR RADIANT LIFE.

1355. YES.

1356. I LOVE IT.

1357. YOU MAY STEP TO THE BACK

1358. OF THE STAGE.

1359. BIANCA DEL RIO,

1360. TRINITY K. BONET,

1361. YOU'RE SAFE.

1362. BEN DE LA CREME,

1363. DARIENNE LAKE,

1364. YOUR KOOKY COUGARS GOT LOST

1365. IN THE LIPSTICK JUNGLE.

1366. COURTNEY ACT, JOSLYN FOX,

1367. YOUR HOT MOMMAS DIDN'T BRING IT

1368. HOME TO DADDY.

1369. COURTNEY ACT, JOSLYN FOX,

1370. COURTNEY ACT, JOSLYN FOX, YOU'RE SAFE.

1371. YOU'RE SAFE.

1372. BEN DE LA CREME, DARIENNE LAKE,

1373. I'M SORRY, MY DEARS,

1374. BUT YOU ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1375. I'VE BEEN ON THE TOP SO MUCH

1376. IN THIS COMPETITION, I CAN'T

1377. BELIEVE THAT THIS MIGHT BE

1378. MY LAST NIGHT HERE.

1379. TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

1380. LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

1381. TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE YOURSELF

1382. FROM ELIMINATION.

1383. THE TIME HAS COME

1384. FOR YOU TO LIP-SYNC

1385. FOR YOUR LIFE.

1386. GOOD LUCK,

1387. GOOD LUCK, AND DON'T IT UP.

1388. AND DON'T IT UP.

1389. MISS DARIENNE IS TURNING IT,

1390. 'CAUSE YOU KNOW

1391. GOOD-GOD-DAMN-WELL

1392. MISS DARIENNE HAD THIS SONG

1393. ON CASSETTE WHEN IT CAME OUT.

1394. SHE KNOWS THE WORDS.

1395. SHE KNOWS THE MOVEMENT.

1396. I'M BANKING ON THAT BITCH.

1397. DE LA IS JUST CATCHING EVERY

1398. BEAT AND WALKING BACK AND FORTH.

1399. SHE'S PEELING OUT OF HER CLOTHES

1400. AND FEELING HER LADYLIKE WAYS...

1401. OH, MY GOD.

1402. OH, MY GOD. LADIES, I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1403. LADIES, I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1404. DARIENNE LAKE,

1405. DARIENNE LAKE, SHANTE, YOU STAY.

1406. SHANTE, YOU STAY.

1407. SHANTE, YOU STAY. YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1408. YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1409. BEN DE LA CREME, I KNOW THIS

1410. DIDN'T TURN OUT THE WAY YOU HAD

1411. PLANNED, BUT I HOPE IT MAKES YOU

1412. AN EVEN FIERCER QUEEN,

1413. AN EVEN FIERCER QUEEN, BECAUSE YOUR TIME HERE...

1414. BECAUSE YOUR TIME HERE...

1415. BECAUSE YOUR TIME HERE... IS NOT OVER.

1416. IS NOT OVER.

1417. I WANT TO SEE MORE.

1418. BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME

1419. BY ME,

1420. SHANTE, YOU STAY.

1421. YEAH.

1422. WHOO-OO!

1423. THERE'S NOTHING I WANT MORE

1424. THAN TO FIGURE OUT HOW

1425. TO SHOW YOU EXACTLY WHO I AM.

1426. THANK YOU.

1427. CONDRAGULATIONS, MY QUEENS.

1428. NOW, REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE

1429. YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL

1430. YOU GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1431. CAN I GET A AMEN IN HERE?

1432. AMEN.

1433. ALL RIGHT,

1434. NOW LET THE MUSIC PLAY.