RuPaul's Drag Race 6x5

1. PREVIOUSLY ON RUPAUL'S DRAG

2. RACE...

3. IN THE MOST AMBITIOUS CHALLENGE

4. IN DRAG RACEHISTORY, YOU'LL

5. BE PERFORMING LIVE IN

6. THE RUSICAL.

7. I'M A DRAG QUEEN.

8. I LIP-SYNCH.

9. I DON'T SING LIVE.

10. WATCH ME BE YOUR STAR

11. NO T, NO SHADE

12. THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S

13. MAIN CHALLENGE IS...

14. COURTNEY ACT.

15. WELL, WHY DO YOU THINK GIA'S

16. SAFE AND YOU'RE HERE?

17. BECAUSE I THINK I'M ONE OF

18. THE TOP THREE.

19. TRINITY K. BONET...

20. SHANTE, YOU STAY.

21. SHANTE, YOU STAY. APRIL, SASHAY AWAY.

22. APRIL, SASHAY AWAY.

23. OOH.

24. OOH, THAT WAS A DOOZY, GIRL.

25. A DOOZY.

26. THAT WAS A LIP-SYNC, Y'ALL.

27. TRINITY, YOU TURNED IT,

28. BITCH.

29. CLAP FOR THAT HOOKER.

30. WHOO.

31. NO MORE A-P-RIL.

32. IT'S BEEN A REALLY BUMPY ROAD.

33. BUT I FEEL ACCOMPLISHED.

34. I'M STILL HERE.

35. I'LL NEVER FORGET APRIL.

36. MY BABY'S DUE IN APRIL.

37. OH, GOD.

38. REALLY?

39. WHEN IT COMES TO MILK AND HER,

40. UM, FASHION, I DON'T GET IT.

41. LIKE, WE'RE PLAYING MAJOR LEAGUE

42. BASEBALL, AND SHE'S PLAYING

43. CHECKERS.

44. WE'RE NOT IN THE SAME GAME HERE.

45. DARIENNE, YOU WOUND UP IN

46. THE BOTTOM THREE.

47. YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT.

48. I WAS MAD AS MOTHER

49. HELL.

50. I WAS MAD.

51. WHO DO YOU FEEL SHOULD'VE

52. BEEN THERE?

53. MILK SAFE?

54. SERIOUSLY?

55. I WAS GIVING YOU ADELE GOING TO

56. THE TONYS.

57. I WAS NOT GIVING YOU PHYLLIS

58. DILLER GOING TO THE DELIVERY

59. ROOM.

60. GANJ-GANJ.

61. HOW DO YOU FEEL?

62. WELL, UM, MY PARENTS

63. ACTUALLY CAME UP ON THE UNTUCKED

64. SCREEN TODAY.

65. IT WAS JUST KIND OF A HARD

66. MOMENT 'CAUSE, LIKE, THE GIRLS

67. JUST, LIKE, KIND OF JUMPED IN

68. IMMEDIATELY AND STARTED TALKING

69. OVER ME.

70. I'M VERY, VERY THANKFUL.

71. I REALLY DO LOVE THEM, AND I

72. KNOW THAT THEY SUPPORT ME 100%.

73. I THINK YOUR PARENTS ARE

74. ABSOLUTELY LOVELY.

75. THE ONLY THING I DISAGREE WITH

76. IS THAT THEY THINK YOU'RE GONNA

77. WIN.

78. I FEEL HURT THAT YOU GUYS WOULD

79. TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS MOMENT

80. FOR YOURSELVES BECAUSE THIS WAS

81. ABOUT ME.

82. IT WAS HARD FOR ME, 'CAUSE I

83. NEEDED TO TAKE THAT MOMENT TO

84. JUST BREATHE AND REALLY TAKE IT

85. IN BEFORE I-I COULD SPEAK, AND

86. I JUST—I FELT LIKE I DIDN'T

87. REALLY GET THAT.

88. BIANCA'S LIKE, "WELL, I AGREE

89. WITH EVERYTHING, BUT YOU'RE NOT

90. THE WINNER."

91. BITCH, IT WAS A JOKE.

92. TAKE ALL THAT WEEPY BULL,

93. TAKE ALL THAT ATTENTION THAT YOU

94. NEED, AND APPLY IT TO THE

95. COMPETITION.

96. OR GET THE OUT.

97. NEED HELP PACKING?

98. BEAT IT, QUEEN.

99. RUPAUL DRAG RACE

100. THE WINNER OF RUPAUL'S DRAG

101. RACERECEIVES A SICKENING

102. SUPPLY OF COLOREVOLUTION

103. COSMETICS AND A CASH PRIZE

104. OF $100,000.

105. WITH EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST JUDGES

106. HEATHER MCDONALD AND

107. GILLIAN JACOBS.

108. RUPAUL DRAG RACE

109. MAY THE BEST WOMAN

110. BEST WOMAN WIN

111. NOW, SISSY THAT WALK

112. [humming tune to

113. RuPaul's Sissy That Walk]

114. OH, SISSY

115. SO IT'S A NEW DAY IN THE

116. WORKROOM, AND WE HAVE NO IDEA

117. WHAT TO EXPECT NEXT.

118. GIRL, I GOTTA STRETCH.

119. LET ME GET UP IN HERE.

120. ERYKAH BA-DON'T.

121. OF COURSE, MISS ATTENTION

122. WHORE, WEEPING WILLOW, IS

123. WEARING A MACRAME POTHOLDER ON

124. HER GODDAMN HEAD.

125. 'CAUSE SHE NEEDS MORE ATTENTION.

126. WELL, GIRL, I'M YOUNG AND

127. HUNG AND CLEARLY MARCH TO THE

128. SOUND OF MY OWN DRUM.

129. SO PROPS TO YA, MAMA.

130. WAIT, WHERE DID THAT COME

131. FROM?

132. DID YOU JUST GET OUT OF THE

133. SHOWER?

134. I GUESS THE QUESTION IS,

135. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PLANT THAT

136. WAS IN IT HANGING IN YOUR HOTEL

137. ROOM EARLIER?

138. I SMOKED THAT PLANT.

139. TRUST AND BELIEVE, MAMA.

140. THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE

141. FASHION CHOICE.

142. WELL, AT LEAST I'VE GOT SOME

143. FASHION GOING ON.

144. OH, SURE, GIRL.

145. MISS BIANCA,

146. OLD AND WISE,

147. AND YET SO FULL OF.

148. OHH!

149. NICE SHEMAIL FOR THE HE-MALE.

150. WHAT NOW?

151. OOH, GIRL!

152. YOU'VE GOT SHEMAIL.

153. CALLING ALL THE BASIC RACERS.

154. LOHANTHONY.

155. CALLING ALL THE BASIC RACERS.

156. THERE IS A NEW ANNOUNCEMENT.

157. YOU'RE BASIC.

158. AND AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR

159. THAT.

160. OOH.

161. OH, OH.

162. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

163. HI.

164. HELLO, MAMA RU.

165. LOOK AT YOU.

166. NOW, LADIES, THIS WEEK'S MAIN

167. CHALLENGE IS GOING TO BE PACKED

168. WITH MORE STARS THAN THERE ARE

169. IN HEAVEN.

170. WHO'S COMING?

171. WELL, YOU'LL HAVE TO TELL ME,

172. BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO PLAY...

173. SNATCH GAME!

174. I AM SO excited.

175. THIS IS THE REASON WHY I CAME

176. INTO THIS COMPETITION, IS TO

177. SNATCH SNATCH GAME AND SNATCH

178. THE TITLE.

179. NOW, YOU'LL NEED TO BUST OUT

180. YOUR BEST CELEBRITY

181. IMPERSONATION.

182. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.

183. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

184. SNATCH GAME IS A REALLY

185. IMPORTANT CHALLENGE.

186. IT'S ONE THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS

187. IS COMING.

188. AND EVERYBODY'S KIND OF WAITING

189. ALL SEASON TO SEE WHAT YOU PULL

190. OUT.

191. BUT I DON'T DO IMPERSONATIONS.

192. THAT'S NOT EVER A PART OF MY

193. DEAL.

194. THIS CHALLENGE IS THE ONE

195. THAT'S GONNA SEPARATE THE

196. TALENTED FROM THE... OTHER ONES.

197. WHAT ARE YOU GOING FOR THERE,

198. HON?

199. TERESA GIUDICE, FROM JERSEY.

200. WHO ARE YOU DOING, BABY?

201. I'M GONNA BE RACHEL ZOE.

202. I CAN SEE THAT.

203. YOU KNOW, WHEN TAY-TAY WAS

204. HER ASSISTANT, BEFORE SHE

205. TURNED BITCH.

206. I THINK THE KEY TO A GOOD

207. IMPERSONATION IS NOT ONLY

208. LOOKING LIKE THE CHARACTER,

209. BUT SPEAKING IN THEIR VOICE.

210. "IT'S MAJ.

211. I'M NOT WORRIED."

212. NOW, WHO ARE YOU DOING,

213. MISS BIANCA DEL RIO?

214. CAN YOU TELL FROM THIS

215. HAIRDO?

216. LET'S GUESS.

217. SHE'S MY FAVORITE PERSON

218. IN THE WORLD.

219. I'M JUST GONNA GO WITH

220. JUDGE JUDY.

221. JUDGE JUDY, DING DING DING!

222. I LOVE HER.

223. I WANT TO BE HER.

224. THE REASON WHY I'M CHOOSING

225. JUDGE JUDY IS BECAUSE SHE'S

226. SMART, SHE'S SENSIBLE, AND SHE'S

227. A BITCH.

228. I LOVE HER.

229. I WATCH ALL THE TIME 'CAUSE

230. SHE MAKES ME LAUGH.

231. AND RUPAUL LOVES HER SO MUCH.

232. OH, SHE DOES?

233. YEAH.

234. SO I HAD NO IDEA THAT JUDGE

235. JUDYIS RUPAUL'S FAVORITE TV

236. SHOW.

237. HEH—PRESSURE?

238. SO IT EITHER COULD BE REALLY

239. GOOD OR A HOT MESS.

240. YEAH, YOU COULD FALL FLAT ON

241. YOUR FACE AND GO HOME.

242. BIANCA IS A LITTLE BIT

243. STRESSED.

244. I HAVEN'T SEEN HER AT ALL

245. SWEAT IN THE COMPETITION.

246. AND IT'S INTERESTING SEEING HER

247. KIND OF WRIGGLE A LITTLE.

248. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

249. NO MORE FUN "

250. GAMES OF THE MIND.

251. ADORE DELANO, DARLING.

252. HI, RU.

253. OKAY, THAT IS A BLONDE WIG.

254. YEAH!

255. I'M DOING ANNA NICOLE SMITH.

256. ANNA NICOLE SMITH.

257. I LOVE HER.

258. LIKE, KIDS HAD SPICE GIRLS ON

259. THEIR FOLDERS, AND I LITERALLY

260. WOULD HAVE, LIKE, THE PLAYBOY

261. CUTOUT, 'CAUSE I WOULD STEAL—

262. NO, REALLY.

263. I THINK I IDENTIFIED WITH THE

264. FACT THAT SHE WAS JUST VERY

265. CRAZY, AND SHE INSPIRES ADORE

266. A LOT TOO.

267. CAN YOU DO A SOUTHERN ACCENT

268. LIKE HER?

269. I CAN.

270. LET ME HEAR IT.

271. "I WAS

272. HONORED TO BE IN OUR NEXT

273. PERFORMER'S NEW VIDEO.

274. AND IF I EVER RECORD AN ALBUM,

275. I'D WANT THIS GUY TO PRODUCE

276. MIIINE.

277. 'CAUSE HE'S FREAKIN' GENIUS!"

278. I WOULD REALLY BE LETTING

279. DANNIELYNN DOWN IF I DID NOT

280. WIN THIS CHALLENGE.

281. DE LA.

282. HI, RU.

283. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE DOING

284. SOMEONE OLDER.

285. IT IS.

286. I WILL BE DOING MAGGIE SMITH.

287. DOWNTON ABBEYMAGGIE SMITH.

288. YES.

289. HOW WILL YOU MAKE MAGGIE

290. SMITH FUNNY?

291. WELL, I THINK MAGGIE SMITH

292. IS ALREADY SUCH A CHARACTER.

293. MM.

294. AND JUST, SORT OF, SHE'S BEEN

295. IN THE BUSINESS SO LONG.

296. YEAH.

297. NOW, YOU DO AN ENGLISH ACCENT?

298. UM, YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW

299. HOW TO DO ONE, IF I'M HONEST.

300. WHAT OTHER CHOICES WERE YOU

301. MULLING OVER BEFORE YOU SETTLED

302. ON MAGGIE SMITH?

303. UM, WELL, I WAS INITIALLY

304. THINKING ABOUT ONE OF MY

305. FAVORITE QUEENS FROM LAST

306. SEASON, MISS ALYSSA EDWARDS.

307. CAN I SEE A LITTLE BIT OF

308. YOUR ALYSSA EDWARDS?

309. G-G—

310. WOW.

311. ALL RIGHT.

312. WELL, YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF

313. COMPETITION.

314. THEY'RE VERY TALENTED GIRLS

315. HERE.

316. RU DOES NOT SEEM INTO MY

317. IDEA.

318. I'M SHAKEN.

319. MY CONFIDENCE IS DEFINITELY

320. SHAKEN.

321. SHAKEN. BUT I, UH...

322. BUT I, UH...

323. COMING UP...

324. I'D RATHER YOU HAVE LOW

325. EXPECTATIONS SO I CAN BLOW YOU

326. AWAY.

327. WELL, YOU'VE SUCCEEDED.

328. TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS THE

329. SNATCH GAME, WHERE YOU

330. IMPERSONATE ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE

331. CELEBRITIES.

332. LAGANJA, GIRL.

333. HEY, MAMA RU.

334. AND WHAT'S WITH THIS

335. HEADPIECE YOU HAVE ON?

336. OH, THIS OLD THING?

337. SO WHO YOU GONNA DO?

338. I'M GOING TO BE PLAYING

339. RACHEL ZOE.

340. "SHE'S BANANAS!"

341. I KNOW SHE'S GOT SOME KEY

342. PHRASING—"LI-TER-A-LLY."

343. AND "I DIE" AND "MAJ!"

344. NOW, ARE YOU QUICK ON YOUR

345. TOES?

346. I'M VERY QUICK ON MY TOES.

347. AND I MUST SAY, YOUR OUTFIT IS

348. JUST TO DIEFOR.

349. LI-TER-A-LLY?

350. LI-TER-A-LLY!

351. ALL RIGHT.

352. GET BACK TO WORK.

353. THANKS, RU.

354. WELL, HELLO, MILK.

355. HI.

356. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

357. THE CHEF THAT BROUGHT FRENCH

358. COOKING TO THE AMERICAN KITCHEN.

359. OH, WOW.

360. "JULIA

361. CHILD."

362. SO HOW ARE YOU GONNA MAKE HER

363. FUNNY?

364. UM, SHE'S ALREADY OVER THE

365. TOP BECAUSE OF HER SIZE, BUT I'M

366. GOING TO BRING THAT OVER-THE-TOP

367. SORT OF PERSONALITY THAT—

368. I-I MEAN, SHE WROTE A 730-PAGE

369. BOOK ABOUT FRENCH COOKING,

370. AND, I MEAN, SO SHE—

371. I MEAN, SHE—SHE'S SM—

372. SHE'S A SMART GIRL.

373. HAVE YOU SEEN SNATCH GAME

374. ON OUR SHOW?

375. WHAT SHOW?

376. I'D RATHER YOU HAVE LOW

377. EXPECTATIONS SO I CAN BLOW YOU

378. AWAY.

379. WELL, YOU'VE SUCCEEDED.

380. WELL, WELL, WELL.

381. BIANCA DEL RIO.

382. HELLO, MR. RUPAUL.

383. OH, MY GOODNESS, I JUST SAW

384. THE JUDGE'S ROBE RIGHT THERE.

385. YEAH.

386. OH, MY GOD.

387. JUDGE JUDY.

388. JUDGE JUDY, YES.

389. ONLY JUDY CAN JUDGE ME.

390. EXA-

391. AND I'M SURE SHE WOULD.

392. YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE—

393. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT YOU

394. ACTUALLY LOVE HER.

395. I GOTTA TELL YOU, I WATCH

396. JUDGE JUDYEVERY SINGLE DAY.

397. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

398. I'VE SEEN EVERY EPISODE.

399. SO, YOU KNOW, THE HEAT IS ON

400. YOU TO PULL THIS OFF.

401. YOU BETTER DO MY JUDGE JUDY

402. PROUD.

403. G-G-G-GIA.

404. HI, RU.

405. NOW, YOU KNOW SNATCH GAME.

406. YES.

407. HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO?

408. WELL, I'LL NOT ONLY BE

409. SNATCHED...

410. UH-HUH.

411. BUT I'M GOING TO DO SELENA.

412. SELENA.

413. YES.

414. NOT SELENA GOMEZ.

415. NO.

416. QUINTANILLA.

417. SO S—

418. A LITTLE BEEDEE-BEEDEE.

419. IS SHE FUNNY, THOUGH?

420. I MEAN, HOW ARE YOU GONNA MAKE

421. HER FUNNY?

422. SO... YOU KNOW, SHE CRACKED,

423. LIKE, A FEW JOKES HERE AND

424. THERE.

425. BUT ALSO, YOU KNOW, REFERRING TO

426. OTHER THINGS.

427. I JUST, YOU KNOW, I'M VERY

428. FLAPPY AT THE JAW.

429. I'M VERY USED TO, LIKE, YOU

430. KNOW, COMING BACK WITH READS

431. AND—

432. I'M NOT BUYING THIS, GIA.

433. I'M NOT BUYING IT.

434. GIVE ME A LITTLE SELENA.

435. CAN YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE SELENA?

436. UH-HUH.

437. "HOLA. TIENEN PREGUNTAS?"

438. OKAY.

439. GIRL, SELENA?

440. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT?

441. "I LOVE PIZZA.

442. I GOT SHOT BY YOLANDA."

443. LIKE, WHAT I—WHAT'S FUNNY?

444. LIKE—IT'S THE TRUTH, GURR.

445. ALL RIGHT, LADIES, GATHER

446. ROUND.

447. NOW, TOMORROW ON THE MAIN STAGE,

448. THERE'S JUST ONE MORE CELEBRITY

449. YOU'LL NEED TO CHANNEL.

450. ME.

451. CATEGORY IS "NIGHT OF A THOUSAND

452. RUS."

453. AWESOME.

454. GOOD LUCK, AND YOU BETTER

455. WORK.

456. YES!

457. SUPERMODEL!

458. THANK YOU.

459. ARE YOU STILL DOING SELENA?

460. I'M NOT SURE.

461. I HAVE THE SELENA COSTUME READY

462. ON MY MANNEQUIN, BUT I'M NOW

463. PROCESSING RU'S COMMENTS AND

464. KIND OF NOW THINKING MAYBE

465. THIS ISN'T THE BEST CHOICE.

466. WHO ELSE ARE YOU THINKING

467. WHO ELSE ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?

468. ABOUT?

469. YOU'RE PLANNING ON CHANGING

470. IT?

471. I MEAN, I'M THINKING

472. ABOUT IT.

473. CAN YOU CHANGE IT?

474. YEAH.

475. SO GIA'S PUTTING ON MAKEUP

476. AND DOESN'T KNOW WHO THE

477. SHE'S GONNA BE.

478. HOW THAT WORK?

479. WELCOME TO A SUPER-SIZED

480. EDITION OF SNATCH GAME.

481. LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS.

482. COMEDIENNE, AUTHOR, AND

483. CHARDONNAY DRINKER FROM

484. CHELSEA LATELY,

485. HEATHER MCDONALD IS HERE!

486. AND STAR OF NBC'S COMMUNITY

487. GILLIAN JACOBS IS HERE.

488. HI.

489. YOU'RE A BIG FAN OF THIS

490. SHOW, I KNOW.

491. I'VE SEEN JUST ABOUT EVERY

492. EPISODE AND DRAG U.

493. NOW, ARE YOU READY TO MEET

494. OUR STARS?

495. YES.

496. GOOD.

497. ORDER IN THE COURTROOM, HUNTY.

498. IT'S JUDGE JUDY.

499. HEY, YOUR HONOR.

500. DID YOU FORGET YOU WERE

501. COMING TO COURT TODAY, DRESSED

502. LIKE THAT?

503. YOU LOOK LIKE A DAMN ROLL OF

504. SCOTCH TAPE.

505. WELL, I THOUGHT I WAS—

506. DON'T PISS ON MY LEG AND

507. TELL ME IT'S RAINING.

508. UP NEXT, PLAYBOYPLAYMATE

509. AND REALITY TV PIONEER

510. ANNA NICOLE SMITH IS HERE.

511. LIKE MY BODY?

512. YEAH, I DO.

513. WANT SOME MONEY?

514. WANT A VIPER?

515. I GOTTA SAY, DEATH REALLY

516. BECOMES HER.

517. UP NEXT, IT'S THE FRENCH CHEF

518. JULIA CHILD.

519. OH, HELLO, RU.

520. HOW ARE YOU?

521. I HOPE YOU GOT SOMETHING

522. COOKING.

523. DID YOU BRING YOUR LOVIN' OVEN?

524. I SURE DID.

525. IT'S RIGHT UNDER THIS DESK.

526. ALL RIGHT.

527. MOVING ON DOWN TO THE FIRST

528. LADY OF QUEENS, FRAN DRESCHER

529. IS HERE.

530. ARE YOU SINGLE, MR. RUPAUL?

531. I AM SINGLE, YES.

532. 'CAUSE YOU KNOW MY GIRLFRIEND

533. VAL, EVER SINCE OBAMA GOT INTO

534. POWER, SHE'S BEEN LOCO FOR THE

535. COCOA.

536. STYLIST TO THE STARS,

537. RACHEL ZOE IS HERE.

538. MIGHT I SAY I LITERALLY

539. DIE FOR YOUR OUTFIT?

540. IS THAT REAL FUR YOU'RE

541. WEARING?

542. IT'S MY NEW FUR FAUX LINE.

543. ALL RIGHT.

544. UP NEXT, THE QUEEN OF SOUTHERN

545. CUISINE, MISS PAULA DEEN IS

546. HERE.

547. MY, YOU GORGEOUS BALD-HEADED

548. MAN.

549. OH, YOU SWEET THING.

550. WELL, JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE

551. LOSIN' YOUR FUZZ DON'T MEAN

552. YOU AIN'T A PEACH, HONEY.

553. WHAT DID SHE JUST CALL ME?

554. MEDIA SENSATION KIM

555. KARDASHIAN IS HERE.

556. HOW'S THE BABY?

557. OH, YOU KNOW, I'M STILL,

558. LIKE, HAVING SOME MORNING AF—

559. IS THAT—YES, YOU KNOW, LIKE,

560. THROWING UP AND STUFF AFTER,

561. UM, THE PREGNANCY.

562. BUT EVERYTHING SHOULD BE OKAY.

563. KIM, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.

564. ABSOLUTELY.

565. AND LOOK WHO'S HERE.

566. IT'S TERESA FROM THE REAL

567. HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY.

568. HEY, GIRL.

569. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE

570. MY LAST NAME?

571. I DON'T.

572. I HAD A HARD TIME WITH IT.

573. WELL, IT WAS "JOO-DICE."

574. UH-HUH.

575. AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS

576. "JOO-DEE-CHAY."

577. UH-HUH.

578. BUT WE WENT ALL THE WAY BACK

579. TO THE OLD COUNTRY, AND IT'S

580. ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED—

581. LET ME SEE IF I CAN GET IT—

582. "JOHN-SON."

583. TERESA JOHNSON, EVERYBODY.

584. OKAY, WE HAVE TWO-TIME ACADEMY

585. AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS

586. DAME MAGGIE SMITH IS WITH US.

587. HOW ARE YOU, MY DEAR?

588. WELL, PAST A CERTAIN AGE,

589. ONE JUST FEELS FORTUNATE TO SEE

590. THE SUN RISE ANOTHER DAY.

591. YES.

592. YES, MAGGIE SMITH.

593. FOR NOW, LET'S JUST KEEP IT

594. MR. CHARLES AND DAME SMITH,

595. SHALL WE?

596. YES, MA'AM.

597. THANK YOU.

598. NOW, EVERYONE'S FAVORITE

599. PINK LADY, NICKI MINAJ IS HERE.

600. O.M.G., HI, RU.

601. HAVE YOU HEARD FROM MARIAH

602. AT ALL?

603. N-NO.

604. ALL RIGHT, ARE YOU READY TO

605. PLAY THE SNATCH GAME?

606. OH,

607. IT'S THE SNATCH GAME.

608. COMING UP...

609. I'M SWEATING LIKE TWO RATS

610. HUMPIN' IN A WOOL SOCK RIGHT

611. NOW.

612. NOT A MATCH, YOUR HONOR.

613. BALONEY!

614. THAT'S REALLY RUDE.

615. I'M TALKING!

616. WELCOME BACK TO SNATCH GAME!

617. NOW, HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS,

618. LADIES.

619. I ASK A QUESTION.

620. OUR CELEBRITY CONTESTANTS FILL

621. IN THE BLANKS, AND YOU GIVE AN

622. ANSWER THAT YOU THINK WILL

623. MATCH.

624. FIRST UP, HEATHER MCDONALD.

625. "CHER IS COMPLETELY ADDICTED

626. TO SOCIAL MEDIA.

627. EVEN HER 'BLANK' HAS A TWITTER

628. ACCOUNT."

629. I SAID EVEN HER WIG HAS

630. A TWITTER ACCOUNT.

631. LET'S GO TO THE STARS AND

632. FIND OUT WHAT THEY WROTE DOWN.

633. JUDGE JUDY?

634. HER OLD NOSE.

635. NOT A MATCH, UNFORTUNATELY,

636. BUT—

637. SHE—IT HAS BEEN, LIKE,

638. THREE OR FOUR.

639. YEAH, SHE'S BEEN TOUCHED

640. BY AN ANGEL.

641. YEAH.

642. AND SHE LOOKS GREAT.

643. I AGREE, AND YOU KNOW, I

644. AGREE, AND SO DOES OFFICER BYRD.

645. "OF COURSE,

646. JUDGE JUDY."

647. NOT A MATCH, YOUR HONOR.

648. BALONEY!

649. BALONEY, SIR!

650. I'M READY FOR A FRIED BALONEY

651. SANDWICH MYSELF.

652. LET'S MOVE ON DOWN TO ANNA

653. NICOLE SMITH.

654. I SEE THAT HER HAIR CHANGES

655. ALL THE TIME.

656. YES, IT DOES.

657. AND IT HAS, LIKE, A MIND OF

658. IT'S OWN.

659. YES, IT DOES.

660. SO I PUT "HAIR," AND I THINK

661. I WON SOMETHING.

662. YES, YOU DID.

663. THAT'S A MATCH.

664. YES, YES.

665. WHAT DO I WIN?

666. WELL, WE'LL TELL YOU IN A

667. MINUTE, ANNA NICOLE.

668. OKAY.

669. LET'S MOVE ON DOWN TO RACHEL

670. ZOE.

671. I WROTE "SHOES" BECAUSE SHOES

672. ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT

673. ACCESSORY TO A WOMEN'S OUTFIT.

674. AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE ME,

675. RACHEL ZOE, TO GET YOUR SHOES

676. STYLED.

677. UH, RU...

678. YES?

679. IS THIS GIRL OVER THERE A

680. ROBOT?

681. WHY DOES SHE SOUND LIKE THAT?

682. IS SOMEBODY PUSHING A BUTTON?

683. I'M ACTUALLY OVERWORKED—

684. I'M TALKING! I'M TALKING!

685. AND I THINK THAT'S REALLY

686. RUDE.

687. IS THAT REALLY HOW RACHEL

688. ZOE TALKS?

689. NO?

690. HMM.

691. THAT'S UNFORTUNATE.

692. ALL RIGHT, DAME MAGGIE SMITH.

693. CHER, COMPLETELY ADDICTED TO

694. SOCIAL MEDIA.

695. EVEN HER "BLANK" HAS A TWITTER

696. ACCOUNT.

697. WELL, "RUPLE"--

698. "RUPLE," IS IT?

699. YES, ABSOLUTELY.

700. RUPLE, I UNDERSTOOD VIRTUALLY

701. NONE OF THE WORDS THAT LEFT YOUR

702. LIPS MOMENTS AGO.

703. BUT I DID HEAR THE TERM

704. "TWITTER," AND I ASSUMED THAT

705. IT'S SOME SORT OF A SONGBIRD.

706. VERY CLOSE.

707. NOT A MATCH.

708. AM I TO UNDERSTAND THAT

709. ONE YANKS ONE'S TELEPHONE RIGHT

710. OUT OF THE WALL AND CARRIES IT

711. WITH THEM?

712. YES.

713. RU, CAN YOU GET PEOPLE THAT

714. SPEAK NORMAL ENGLISH NEXT TIME

715. FOR THE SHOW?

716. EXCUSE ME, WE ORIGINATED

717. THE LANGUAGE.

718. OH, OKAY.

719. ALL RIGHT, UP NEXT, GILLIAN

720. JACOBS.

721. "THE CITY OF SAN FRANCISCO

722. IS SO GAY, INSTEAD OF HORSES,

723. THEIR MOUNTED POLICE RIDE

724. 'BLANK.'"

725. I SAID "BEARS."

726. WHY NOT RIDE A BEAR?

727. I KNOW YOU LIKE A BEAR.

728. I LOVE A BEAR!

729. I'M SWEATING LIKE TWO RATS

730. HUMPIN' IN A WOOL SOCK RIGHT

731. NOW.

732. OH, DEAR.

733. OH, MY.

734. LET'S SEE IF YOU GOT ANY

735. MATCHES WITH OUR STARS.

736. JULIA CHILD.

737. I HAD ALWAYS HEARD THAT

738. SAN FRANCISCO WAS—THERE WAS

739. A SAUSAGE FEST ALL YEAR ROUND.

740. YEAR-ROUND.

741. AND SO THEY MUST HAVE ALL

742. THESE TRUCKS TO DELIVER THESE

743. SAUSAGES.

744. SURE, THEY MUST, YES.

745. SO I'D SAY SAUSAGE TRUCKS.

746. MILK AIN'T NO MERYL STREEP.

747. ALL RIGHT, KIM KARDASHIAN.

748. "SAN FRANCISCO IS SO GAY,

749. INSTEAD OF HORSES, THE MOUNTED

750. POLICE RIDE—"

751. WELL, LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, YOU

752. NEVER PUT A TATTOO ON A BENTLEY.

753. AND I HOPE THAT I...

754. A BENTLEY.

755. SPELLED IT RIGHT.

756. YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T.

757. BEAUTY FADES.

758. DUMB IS FOREVER!

759. UP NEXT, WE'VE GOT TERESA

760. FROM THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF

761. NEW JERSEY.

762. WHAT DO THEY RIDE?

763. PROSTITUTION WHORESES.

764. PROSTITUTION WHORESES.

765. UNFORTUNATELY, NOT A MATCH.

766. CAN I HAVE A PINOT GRIGIO?

767. PINOT GRIGIO COMING RIGHT UP.

768. ALL RIGHT, NICKI MINAJ, OH, MY

769. GOODNESS.

770. YOU'VE GOT A HAIRSTYLE CHANGE.

771. YES.

772. LOVE IT. THAT'S GORGEOUS.

773. OH, MY GOD, I DIDN'T GET A

774. CHANCE TO WRITE ANYTHING DOWN

775. 'CAUSE I WAS TRYING TO CHANGE

776. MY WIG.

777. OH, OKAY.

778. WIG CHANGES.

779. HOW ORIGINAL.

780. CHAD MICHAELS.

781. HOW MANY YEARS AGO?

782. YOU DIDN'T WRITE DOWN

783. ANYTHING.

784. NO.

785. PERHAPS SHE NEEDS ANOTHER

786. POT OF INK TO REPLENISH HER

787. QUILL.

788. ALL RIGHT, HEATHER.

789. "THAT CHELSEA HANDLER IS SO

790. WRONG.

791. SHE'S LAUNCHING A NEW VODKA.

792. IT'S FLAVORED WITH 'BLANK.'"

793. XANAX.

794. XANAX!

795. WHAT A GREAT IDEA!

796. OKAY, LET'S GO ON OVER TO

797. ANNA NICOLE SMITH TO SEE IF SHE

798. MATCHED YOU.

799. WELL, I'M NOT REALLY A

800. DRINKER.

801. RIGHT.

802. BUT I'VE TASTED VODKA A

803. COUPLE OF TIMES IN MY LIFE,

804. AND I LIKE IT BY ITSELF.

805. UH-HUH.

806. SO I JUST PUT "VODCAH."

807. UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S NOT A

808. MATCH, BUT IT'S A GOOD ANSWER,

809. ANNA NICOLE.

810. KIMMIE!

811. FRAN DRESCHER.

812. CHELSEA HANDLER'S LAUNCHING A

813. NEW VODKA FLAVORED WITH—

814. I SAID "ALCOHOL."

815. I KNOW I CAN DO A BETTER

816. FRAN DRESCHER THAN COURTNEY.

817. "OH,

818. MR. SHEFFIELD."

819. LET'S MOVE ON TO KIM

820. KARDASHIAN.

821. NEW VODKA.

822. FAVORED WITH "BLANK."

823. I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH

824. "BIG BLACK."

825. KARDASHIAN, YOU WANT TO DATE

826. HIM?

827. YES, DEAR—

828. OH!

829. SHE'S A REAL KEEPER.

830. AS IN "KEEP 'ER IN A CAGE."

831. ALL RIGHT, TERESA.

832. IT'S FLAVORED WITH "BLANK."

833. "CUMM-IN."

834. OH, OH, YOU MEAN "CUE-MIN."

835. "CUMM-IN."

836. Y-YEAH, IT'S PRONOUNCED

837. "CUE-MIN."

838. "CUMM-IN."

839. OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

840. LET'S MOVE ON DOWN TO DAME

841. MAGGIE SMITH.

842. WELL, I'M UNFAMILIAR WITH THE

843. WORK OF LADY HANDLER.

844. HOWEVER, I DID THINK THAT IT

845. WOULD BE RATHER AMUSING IF THERE

846. WERE A LIBATION FLAVORED WITH

847. CITRUS.

848. CAN YOU IMAGINE SUCH A THING?

849. THAT IS REALLY NEW-FANGLED.

850. I CAN'T IMAGINE SUCH A THING.

851. YES.

852. OH, I'M SORRY.

853. TIME IS UP, WHICH MEANS

854. OUR WINNER IS...

855. WHO CARES?

856. THIS IS RUPAUL, REMINDING YOU

857. TO SPAY AND NEUTER YOUR FRIENDS

858. AND NEIGHBORS.

859. THANKS FOR WATCHING.

860. SAY GOOD-BYE, STARS.

861. BYE!

862. Y'ALL COME BACK NOW,

863. YA HEAR?

864. COMING UP...

865. SHE WAS REALLY CHANNELING HER.

866. YES.

867. IT WAS A PERFECT CHOICE FOR

868. HER.

869. IT'S THE TIGHTEST SNATCH

870. GAME IN HISTORY.

871. GAME IN HISTORY.

872. MEOW.

873. TONIGHT'S RUNWAY THEME IS

874. "NIGHT OF A THOUSAND RUS."

875. WE HAVE TO DRESS UP AS RUPAUL,

876. WHICH IS EXCITING.

877. BUT RUPAUL'S GONNA BE IN THE

878. ROOM, SO—

879. AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT'S,

880. LIKE, HAVING A PROBLEM WITH,

881. LIKE, MY BODY?

882. MY FRIENDS AND I KID AROUND

883. ABOUT—LIKE, WE CALL IT "HOG

884. BODY."

885. JUST, LIKE, WE'RE REALLY THICK

886. IN THE MIDSECTION.

887. DO YOU FEEL OVERWEIGHT?

888. I JUST FEEL LIKE I HAVE A

889. WEIRD-PROPORTIONED BODY.

890. WELL, MAYBE YOU DO.

891. AND SO WHAT?

892. YEAH.

893. I HAVE LOTS TO SAY ABOUT

894. WEIGHT.

895. I WAS VERY HEAVY ALL THROUGH

896. MIDDLE SCHOOL, AND I WAS TEASED

897. MERCILESSLY ABOUT IT,

898. FOR BEING GAY AND BEING FAT.

899. IT AFFECTED MY SELF-CONFIDENCE

900. SO PROFOUNDLY.

901. I JUST FELT COMPLETELY UNLOVABLE

902. FOR SO MANY YEARS BECAUSE OF

903. THAT.

904. MY MOM, SHE'D BEEN SORT OF

905. THE BIG PROPONENT OF ME BEING

906. MYSELF AND THAT I WAS BEAUTIFUL.

907. AND THEN, WHEN I WAS 13, MY

908. MOM DIED.

909. I JUST...

910. THAT REALLY THREW ME INTO A

911. TAILSPIN.

912. I DIDN'T HAVE THAT VOICE SAYING

913. THAT WHO I WAS WAS OKAY ANYMORE.

914. I JUST HAD A LOT OF VOICES AT

915. SCHOOL SAYING THAT EVERYTHING

916. ABOUT ME WAS WRONG.

917. TOO FAT, TOO GAY, TOO WEIRD.

918. SOMETHING I NEVER EXPECTED TO

919. HAPPEN WAS THAT I LEARNED A LOT

920. FROM MY DRAG CHARACTER THAT I

921. COULD BRING TO MY BOY SELF.

922. RIGHT.

923. I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ANYTHING

924. THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME IN THOSE

925. YEARS, BUT I HAVE LEARNED TO

926. USE THE HARDSHIP TO GET

927. STRONGER.

928. ADORE.

929. YES, BABY?

930. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET

931. YELLED AT BY MICHELLE—'CAUSE

932. DIDN'T SHE TELL YOU LAST TIME

933. THAT YOU NEEDED TO BE CINCHED?

934. YEAH.

935. I—AND DON'T TELL ANYBODY

936. THAT I'M BEING KIND—BUT I HAVE

937. ANOTHER CINCHER, IF YOU WANT ME

938. TO LACE YOU IN IT.

939. I'M DOWN.

940. OKAY, WE'LL DO IT.

941. I'M REALLY GRATEFUL FOR

942. BIANCA'S MOTHERLY KIND OF

943. INSTINCT.

944. SHE'S KINDA MY STEP-MOM RIGHT

945. NOW.

946. I'M A FOSTER CHILD.

947. COVER GIRL

948. PUT THE BASS IN YOUR WALK

949. HEAD TO TOE

950. LET YOUR WHOLE BODY TALK

951. AND WHAT?

952. WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE

953. OF RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

954. MICHELLE VISAGE, YOU'VE NEVER

955. LOOKED SO BEAUTIFUL.

956. SANTINO RICE, IF YOU LOOKED ANY

957. BETTER, I'D HAVE TO BLANK YOU.

958. FUNNY LADY HEATHER MCDONALD,

959. DID MY QUEENS SNATCH YOUR

960. ATTENTION?

961. YES, AND YOU LOOK STUNNING.

962. THANK YOU.

963. AND SUPER FAN GILLIAN JACOBS.

964. I'M GAGGING ON YOUR

965. ELEGANZA.

966. THIS WEEK, MY QUEENS WERE

967. CHALLENGED TO SERVE UP THEIR

968. FIERCEST CELEBRITY

969. IMPERSONATIONS, AND TONIGHT,

970. THE CATEGORY IS...

971. ME.

972. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.

973. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

974. NOW, SISSY THAT WALK

975. FIRST UP, JOSLYN FOX.

976. YES, MAMA.

977. SERVING SLIT.

978. GIRL, WHY IT GOTTA BE BLACK?

979. I AM SERVING EVENING GLAM

980. RUPAUL.

981. I'M FEELING FABULOUS, FISHY,

982. AND FIERCE.

983. I LIKE THE LITTLE SWIVEL SHE

984. DOES WITH HER ARMS.

985. I THINK, HEATHER, SHE JUST

986. PASSED GAS.

987. NEXT UP, GIA GUNN.

988. BITCH STOLE YOUR LOOK.

989. THAT'S MY DRESS.

990. I'M SERVING MY RUPAUL GOWN

991. THAT IS VERY ICONIC, AND I'M

992. EATING IT UP.

993. AND THIS IS THE BACK.

994. MM.

995. I LOVE A NUDE ILLUSION.

996. DIP INTO THE WATERS

997. OF DARIENNE LAKE.

998. MM.

999. OH.

1000. ROWR.

1001. THE MASQUERADE BALL.

1002. YES, ALL-STAR.

1003. I'M GIVING RUPAUL MY VERSION

1004. OF HER RUNWAY WALK AS

1005. "GIRTHA" KITT.

1006. EYES WIDE SHUT.

1007. YES.

1008. LEGS WIDE OPEN.

1009. LAGANJA ESTRANJA.

1010. UH-OH.

1011. OOH, WELCOME TO MY

1012. STRATOSPHERE.

1013. FEMBOTS HAVE FEELINGS TOO.

1014. I AM SERVING SEASON FOUR

1015. "START YOUR ENGINES" MAMA RU.

1016. AND I'M FEELIN' IT, GIRL.

1017. I'M PLUMMETING THE RUNWAY AND

1018. DROPPING IT LIKE IT'S HOT.

1019. SUCH A GOOD BODY.

1020. I WISH HER HAIR WAS FULLER.

1021. THAT'S THE ONLY THING.

1022. BIANCA DEL RIO.

1023. COVER GIRL.

1024. LOOKING GOOD.

1025. FEELING GORGEOUS.

1026. I AM SERVING AGE-APPROPRIATE

1027. RU.

1028. I'M GIVING RU REALNESS NOW,

1029. AND I'M FEELING GOOD.

1030. SHE SPARKLES JUST LIKE

1031. A CABLEACE AWARD.

1032. ADORE DELANO.

1033. GLAMAZON.

1034. SUPERSTAR.

1035. WHAT I'M DOING IS ADORE

1036. DELANO INSPIRED BY RUPAUL.

1037. AND I'M SHOWING MY BRAND-NEW

1038. CINCHED WAIST.

1039. I LOOK COOL.

1040. SHE'S CINCHED FOR THE GODS.

1041. YES.

1042. WORK THAT BODY.

1043. WORK THAT BODY.

1044. TRINITY K. BONET.

1045. FOXY LADY, OUT OF SIGHT.

1046. GET YOUR REBEL ON, GURRL.

1047. I AM SERVING UP ILLUSION OF

1048. RUPAUL, AND I LOOK ABSOLUTELY

1049. AMAZING.

1050. BIRDS OF A FEATHER.

1051. DIDN'T KNOW THAT BIRDS CAME

1052. IN THAT COLOR.

1053. WORK IT, MAMA.

1054. WORK!

1055. UP NEXT, BEN DE LA CREME.

1056. WAIT A MINUTE.

1057. THAT IS MY DRESS!

1058. I'M GIVING SOME CONTEMPORARY

1059. RUPAUL.

1060. I'M WORKING THAT RUNWAY, AND

1061. I FEEL GREAT IN MY DRESS.

1062. THIS IS LIKE IDENTITY THEFT.

1063. FIRST SHE STEALS MICHELLE'S

1064. IDENTITY.

1065. NOW SHE STEALS MINE.

1066. YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY

1067. LAWYERS.

1068. THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER.

1069. COURTNEY ACT.

1070. OHH.

1071. OH, MY GOODNESS.

1072. I MEAN, THE LEGS ARE THE BEST

1073. LEGS I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

1074. OH, WAIT, HOLD UP, NOW.

1075. WAIT A MINUTE.

1076. BESIDES YOU, BESIDES YOU.

1077. I AM POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT

1078. OF RUPAUL, AND I CAN HEAR RU'S

1079. VOICE IN MY HEAD SAYING,

1080. "SUPERMODEL OF THE WORLD!"

1081. I WORE THIS OUTFIT TO THE

1082. VH1 FASHION AWARDS.

1083. YES, YOU DID.

1084. BOB MACKIE.

1085. MILK.

1086. MILK. OH!

1087. OH!

1088. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!

1089. IT'S WORKROOM RU.

1090. NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN THIS ON

1091. THE RUNWAY.

1092. I AM WORKING MY ASCOT OFF.

1093. IS THAT A KLEIN EPSTEIN

1094. PARKER SUIT?

1095. LADY LOOKS LIKE A DUDE.

1096. NOW, SISSY THAT WALK

1097. COMING UP...

1098. A LOT COULD BE FORGIVEN IF YOU

1099. WERE FUNNY, BUT YOU WERE NOT

1100. FUNNY.

1101. I'M EXTREMELY OFFENDED THAT

1102. YOU WOULD COME OUT ON THE RUNWAY

1103. IN PANTS.

1104. IN PANTS.

1105. WELCOME, LADIES.

1106. I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

1107. COURTNEY ACT,

1108. DARIENNE LAKE,

1109. JOSLYN FOX,

1110. TRINITY K. BONET,

1111. YOU'RE SAFE.

1112. YOU'RE SAFE. YOU MAY LEAVE THE STAGE.

1113. YOU MAY LEAVE THE STAGE.

1114. LADIES, IT'S TIME FOR THE

1115. JUDGES' CRITIQUES.

1116. LET'S START WITH GIA GUNN.

1117. HI.

1118. LET'S TALK ABOUT THE SNATCH

1119. GAME.

1120. THIS IS SEASON SIX.

1121. YOU DON'T PICK A CELEBRITY WITH

1122. NOT A BIG PERSONALITY.

1123. IT WAS FLAT.

1124. WHEN I SPOKE WITH YOU IN THE

1125. WORKROOM, YOU WERE GONNA DO

1126. SELENA.

1127. WHY'D YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND?

1128. BECAUSE SHE IS NOT A COMEDY

1129. CHARACTER.

1130. BUT THAT JUST DAWNED ON YOU

1131. IN THE WORKROOM?

1132. LISTEN, A LOT COULD BE FORGIVEN

1133. IF YOU WERE FUNNY, BUT YOU WERE

1134. NOT FUNNY.

1135. NEXT UP, LAGANJA ESTRANJA.

1136. HI, MAMA RU.

1137. RACHEL ZOE.

1138. YOU WERE PLAYING, LIKE, THE

1139. CHICKEN LADY FROM KIDS IN THE

1140. HALL.

1141. THERE WAS A LOT—OF THIS—

1142. KIND OF—

1143. I AGREE.

1144. IT DIDN'T WORK.

1145. RACHEL ZOE IS KNOWN FOR SO

1146. MANY CATCHPHRASES THAT I MIGHT

1147. WRITE A CHEAT SHEET.

1148. I DID.

1149. YOU DID?

1150. I DEFINITELY GOT IN MY HEAD

1151. IN THIS ONE.

1152. I SAW MY SISTERS REALLY

1153. SUCCEEDING, AND INSTEAD OF

1154. PUSHING MORE FORWARD, I SUNK

1155. BACK.

1156. YOU'RE TALENTED, SO IT HURTS

1157. TO SEE IT.

1158. IT HURTS ME TOO.

1159. UP NEXT, BIANCA DEL RIO.

1160. LOVE THAT DRESS.

1161. YOU CAN BORROW IT.

1162. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A

1163. QUEEN TO DO JUDGE JUDY!

1164. IT WAS BRILLIANT.

1165. WELL, IT DOES HELP THAT I'M

1166. A JUDGMENTAL BITCH TOO.

1167. THAT DOES KIND OF HELP.

1168. YOU WERE ABLE TO INTERACT

1169. WITH THE OTHER QUEENS.

1170. IT WAS FABULOUS.

1171. NEXT UP, ADORE DELANO.

1172. THERE IS NOTHING RUPAUL

1173. ABOUT THAT WIG.

1174. NOR THE LOOK, QUITE HONESTLY.

1175. I WAS DOING ADORE INSPIRED

1176. BY RUPAUL.

1177. YEAH, YOU WERE DOING ADORE.

1178. AND I THINK THIS LENGTH IS GONNA

1179. BE A RUNNING THEME FOR YOU.

1180. BUT I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR

1181. CINCHING YOUR WAIST.

1182. IT CHANGES YOUR BODY COMPLETELY.

1183. YOU NEED TO START DOING THIS

1184. ALL THE TIME.

1185. I CAN FEEL MY HEART IN MY

1186. THROAT, AND IT TASTES AMAZING.

1187. YOUR ANNA NICOLE SMITH,

1188. GUESS AD '94 REALNESS WAS

1189. PERFORMANCE ART.

1190. UP NEXT, DE LA.

1191. I LOVE THIS YELLOW LOOK.

1192. IT'S REALLY WELL DONE.

1193. I DON'T EVEN WATCH DOWNTON

1194. ABBEY, AND I WAS DYING OVER

1195. MAGGIE SMITH.

1196. YEAH, LIKE WHEN YOU SAID...

1197. "ORIGINATED

1198. THE LANGUAGE,"

1199. THAT WAS, LIKE, ONE OF THE

1200. FUNNIEST THINGS I HEARD ALL DAY

1201. YESTERDAY.

1202. AND I THINK I SAID IT ABOUT

1203. SIX TIMES AFTER I LEFT.

1204. LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, MILK.

1205. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!

1206. PART OF ME, MILK, IS

1207. EXTREMELY OFFENDED THAT YOU

1208. WOULD COME OUT ON THE RUNWAY

1209. IN PANTS.

1210. PART OF ME THINKS IT'S GENIUS

1211. BECAUSE IT IS RUPAUL.

1212. WELL, THAT'S SORT OF WHAT I

1213. LOVE.

1214. I LOVE GOING FOR THE UNEXPECTED.

1215. BUT THIS DOESN'T SHOCK ME,

1216. REALLY.

1217. WHAT WOULD SHOCK ME IS IF YOU

1218. HAD COME OUT HERE AND DONE

1219. SOMETHING SO AMAZINGLY GLAM,

1220. 'CAUSE WE REALLY HAVEN'T SEEN

1221. YOU LIKE THAT.

1222. I COULD GO MORE GLAM, BUT

1223. IT WOULDN'T BE STAYING TRUE

1224. TO MY AESTHETIC.

1225. BUT I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU

1226. AS GLAMAZON.

1227. HONESTLY, SOMETIMES I DO FEEL

1228. THAT IF I WERE TO PUT ON A

1229. BEAUTIFUL DRESS LIKE THESE GIRLS

1230. AND BEAUTIFUL HAIR LIKE THEM,

1231. I WOULD STAND OUT FOR THE WRONG

1232. REASONS, AND PEOPLE WOULD JUST

1233. LAUGH AT ME, AND I WOULDN'T BE

1234. ABLE TO LAUGH AT MYSELF.

1235. BUT IT'S HARD TO FALL IN

1236. LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T

1237. SHOW THAT VULNERABILITY THAT

1238. YOU'RE AFRAID OF.

1239. LADIES, THANK YOU.

1240. WHILE YOU UNWIND IN

1241. THE UNTUCKED LOUNGE,

1242. THE JUDGES AND I WILL

1243. DELIBERATE.

1244. ALL RIGHT, JUST BETWEEN US

1245. RUPAUL IMPERSONATORS, WHAT DO

1246. YOU THINK?

1247. IT'S THE TIGHTEST SNATCH

1248. GAME IN HISTORY.

1249. I AGREE, AND I SHOULD KNOW

1250. ABOUT TIGHT SNATCH GAMES.

1251. I DON'T THINK SO, MICHELLE.

1252. LET'S START WITH BIANCA DEL RIO.

1253. HER JUDGE JUDY WAS WELL

1254. RESEARCHED.

1255. SHE STAYED IN CHARACTER.

1256. IT WAS A PERFECT CHOICE FOR HER.

1257. BUT I DIDN'T THINK THAT SHE

1258. WAS THE BEST RU LOOK.

1259. YOU DIDN'T LOOK AT IT AND GO,

1260. OH, MY GOD, THAT JUST REMINDS ME

1261. SO MUCH OF RUPAUL.

1262. ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON TO

1263. LAGANJA ESTRANJA.

1264. WHAT SHE WAS GIVING IS YOUR

1265. FEMBOT, YOU KNOW, INTERGALACTIC

1266. LOOK.

1267. YEAH, IT WASN'T ALL GOLD.

1268. IT WAS PURPLE AND BLACK.

1269. BUT I DIDN'T MIND HER LOOK

1270. TONIGHT ON THE RUNWAY.

1271. FOR ME, HER RACHEL ZOE WAS

1272. MORE WILLIAM SHATNER THAN

1273. RACHEL ZOE.

1274. OOH, THAT'S HOT.

1275. RIGHT?

1276. I REALLY THINK THE NERVES

1277. GOT THE BEST OF HER.

1278. ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON

1279. DOWN TO ADORE DELANO.

1280. THAT ANNA NICOLE SMITH—I WAS

1281. HYPNOTIZED.

1282. I KNEW ANNA NICOLE SMITH,

1283. AND SHE WAS REALLY CHANNELING

1284. HER.

1285. BUT WHEN SHE CAME OUT

1286. SUPPOSEDLY BEING YOU, I THOUGHT

1287. SHE WAS KIND OF STILL DOING

1288. A LITTLE BIT OF ANNA NICOLE.

1289. LIKE—

1290. I THINK SHE REALLY HAS BEEN

1291. ACTING LIKE ANNA NICOLE HER

1292. WHOLE LIFE, AND THEN I DIDN'T

1293. THINK THE IMPRESSION WAS AS

1294. AMAZING AS I THOUGHT IT WAS

1295. THE OTHER DAY.

1296. ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON TO

1297. BEN DE LA CREME.

1298. I THINK SHE WAS SUPERIOR

1299. IN THE LOOK OF RU AND ALSO IN

1300. THE CHARACTER OF MAGGIE SMITH.

1301. I WOULD AGREE.

1302. HER COMEBACKS WERE SO FUNNY.

1303. BUT THE CON FOR ME WAS IT

1304. WAS ANOTHER OLD LADY.

1305. AH, THAT'S RIGHT.

1306. THAT'S HER FORTE.

1307. NOT THAT IT WASN'T BRILLIANT,

1308. BUT I FELT LIKE WE SAW IT

1309. ALREADY.

1310. ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON DOWN

1311. TO GIA GUNN.

1312. YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT A

1313. HALLOWEEN COSTUME IN A BAG—

1314. THAT WIG AND THE WONKY EYE WITH

1315. THE EYELASH?

1316. CRACK HO.

1317. AND COULDN'T HAVE PICKED

1318. A WORSE CHARACTER TO DO

1319. ON SNATCH GAME.

1320. YOU COULD DO KIM KARDASHIAN.

1321. IF YOU PLAYED IT UP.

1322. IF YOU PLAYED IT UP.

1323. I CONCUR.

1324. WHERE WERE THE BOOBIES?

1325. WHERE WAS THE ASS?

1326. SHE COULD'VE STARTED EVERY

1327. SENTENCE WITH A "K".

1328. THAT IS A BRILLIANT IDEA.

1329. THAT WOULD'VE BEEN FUNNY.

1330. SHE JUST DIDN'T REALLY GO

1331. FOR IT.

1332. ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP, MILK.

1333. WELL, I COULD SEE THE WHEELS

1334. TURNING EVERY MOMENT OF THE

1335. JULIA CHILD.

1336. I THINK SHE MADE A REALLY

1337. POOR CHOICE BEING BOY RU

1338. BECAUSE WE'RE HERE TO SEE

1339. ALL DIFFERENT SIDES OF A QUEEN.

1340. BUT I SEE THIS CONFLICT IN

1341. MILK BETWEEN WANTING TO STAY

1342. TRUE TO THIS GENDER-BENDING,

1343. WHICH I RESPECT.

1344. BUT I FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME I'VE

1345. HEARD A DRAG QUEEN ON THIS SHOW

1346. SAY, "I NEED TO STAY TRUE TO MY

1347. DRAG," THEY GO HOME VERY

1348. SHORTLY THEREAFTER.

1349. SILENCE.

1350. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1351. BRING BACK

1352. MY GIRLS.

1353. WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1354. I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

1355. TONIGHT...

1356. IT'S THE PRIME OF

1357. MISS BEN DE LA CREME.

1358. CONDRAGULATIONS, YOU ARE THE

1359. WINNER OF THIS CHALLENGE.

1360. THANK YOU SO, SO MUCH.

1361. YOU'VE WON TWO COUTURE

1362. OUTFITS FROM SYREN LATEX,

1363. A LEADER IN LATEX FASHION.

1364. I'M THE FIRST ONE TO WIN

1365. TWO CHALLENGES.

1366. AND THIS IS THE CHALLENGE THAT

1367. I WAS MOST TERRIFIED ABOUT,

1368. AND I WON IT!

1369. BIANCA DEL RIO,

1370. YOU'RE SAFE.

1371. ADORE, YOU'RE SAFE.

1372. THANK YOU.

1373. MILK, YOUR JULIA CHILD

1374. IMPERSONATION WAS HALF-BAKED.

1375. GIA GUNN, AS KIM KARDASHIAN,

1376. YOU FELL FLAT ON YOUR ASS.

1377. LAGANJA ESTRANJA, YOUR RACHEL

1378. ZOE WAS SO...

1379. FASHION-WEAK.

1380. LI-TER-A-LLY.

1381. MILK...

1382. YOU ARE SAFE.

1383. THIS IS SOME BULL.

1384. MILK BELONGS IN THE BOTTOM.

1385. BUT JUST BY THE SEAT OF MY

1386. PANTS.

1387. GIA AND LAGANJA,

1388. I'M SORRY, MY DEARS, BUT YOU

1389. ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1390. TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

1391. LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

1392. TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE YOURSELF

1393. FROM ELIMINATION.

1394. THE TIME HAS COME...

1395. TO LIP-SYNCH...

1396. FOR YOUR LIFE!

1397. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M IN THE

1398. BOTTOM TWO.

1399. AND I'M UP AGAINST ONE OF MY

1400. BEST FRIENDS IN THIS

1401. COMPETITION.

1402. AND THAT REALLY SUCKS.

1403. GOOD LUCK.

1404. AND DON'T IT UP.

1405. HEAD TO TOE

1406. I KNOW

1407. TODAY STARTED

1408. WITH A CRAZY KISS

1409. ON OUR WAY HOME

1410. GIRL, I'M GIVING IT

1411. EVERYTHING I'VE GOT—

1412. TOE-TOUCH INTO THE SPLITS,

1413. DEATH DROPS RIGHT OFF THE BAT.

1414. I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME.

1415. WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN?

1416. I'M SHOWING THE JUDGES THAT

1417. I LOVE TO PERFORM.

1418. I LOVE TO VOGUE.

1419. I'M GIVING FACE, AND THAT'S

1420. USUALLY WHAT COUNTS.

1421. FROM HEAD TO TOE

1422. 14 KARAT LOVE

1423. YOU ARE MY JEWEL OF THE NILE

1424. WHEN WE MAKE LOVE

1425. DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER

1426. TOP TO BOTTOM

1427. I LOVE YOU

1428. I WILL LEAVE YOU NEVER

1429. I GOT TO, GOT TO TELL YOU

1430. YOU'RE GONNA

1431. DO A REVEAL, GET OUT OF THE

1432. DRESS.

1433. WE ALL KNOW "REVEAL" IN FRENCH

1434. MEANS "TAKE THE OFF."

1435. BUT MY ANGEL

1436. YOU FORGET YOUR WINGS

1437. TONIGHT

1438. HEAVEN UP ABOVE

1439. BABY, YOU GOT THE LOVE

1440. I CAN SEE THE DIFFERENCE IN

1441. THEIR STYLES.

1442. GIA'S A LOT MORE CONTROLLED.

1443. LAGANJA IS GIVING EVERYTHING.

1444. THE JUMP SPLIT IS PRETTY

1445. IMPRESSIVE.

1446. YOU GOT TO KNOW

1447. YOU GOT TO KNOW

1448. LADIES, I'VE MADE MY

1449. DECISION.

1450. LAGANJA ESTRANJA,

1451. SHANTE, YOU STAY.

1452. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

1453. YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1454. G-G-G-GIA.

1455. MY PET, MAKE NO MISTAKE.

1456. I LOVE YOU FROM HEAD TO TOE.

1457. NOW SASHAY AWAY.

1458. YOU GUYS ARE ALL STILL DUDES.

1459. I'M UPSET THAT THERE'S OTHER

1460. CROSS-DRESSERS STILL IN THERE

1461. THAT CAME TO A DRAG

1462. SHOW DRESSED AS BOYS.

1463. I MEAN, IF YOU LOOK UP "DRAG,"

1464. DRAG MEANS DRESSING UP AS GIRLS,

1465. NOT RE-ENHANCING WHAT YOU

1466. ALREADY ARE, WHICH IS A

1467. BIG MAN.

1468. MY NINE LADIES PRANCING,

1469. REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE

1470. YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL YOU

1471. GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1472. CAN I GET AN "AMEN" IN HERE?

1473. AMEN!

1474. NOW LET THE MUSIC PLAY.

1475. I WANNA DANCE, DANCE

1476. I WANNA DANCE, DANCE

1477. I WANNA DANCE, DANCE

1478. I WANNA DANCE, DANCE DANCE WITH YOU