RuPaul's Drag Race 6x2

1. PREVIOUSLY ON RUPAUL'S DRAG

2. RACE...

3. WE'RE NOT HAVING JUST ONE

4. PREMIERE.

5. WE'RE HAVING TWO.

6. NEXT WEEK, SEVEN NEW QUEENS

7. ARRIVE.

8. WAAAH!

9. USING THESE TRUNKS, CREATE

10. YOUR BEST HIGH-FASHION LOOK.

11. OH!

12. BENDELACREME,

13. CONDRAGULATIONS.

14. YOU'RE THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S

15. CHALLENGE.

16. ADORE DELANO, YOUR COUTURE WAS A

17. HONEY OF A BOO-BOO.

18. YOU'RE SAFE.

19. VIVACIOUS...

20. SHANTE, YOU STAY.

21. KELLY MANTLE...

22. SASHAY AWAY.

23. OH, MY GOD.

24. WE MADE IT BACK!

25. WE'RE BACK IN THE WORKROOM.

26. IT'S REALLY EXCITING TO HAVE

27. FINISHED OUR FIRST CHALLENGE.

28. WE'RE JUST ALL EXCITED TO

29. MOVE FORWARD TO THE NEXT STEP.

30. OH, WOW.

31. I WOULD LOVE SOME.

32. YES.

33. OH, IT'S KELLY'S MESSAGE.

34. "EAT MY..."

35. "BACON."

36. WORK, MAMA.

37. HOW LUCKY WERE WE TO GET TO

38. SHARE THE FIRST EPISODE WITH OUR

39. SISTER KELLY, Y'ALL?

40. OKAY.

41. BUT HOW MUCH MORE LUCKY ARE

42. WE THAT WE DIDN'T GET

43. ELIMINATED?

44. YEAH!

45. WORD UP.

46. YAY!

47. I WAS ABOUT TO HAVE AN

48. EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN ONSTAGE

49. TODAY.

50. THIS IS SO SERIOUS FOR ME.

51. I'M HERE TO PLAY THE

52. HARD GAME.

53. I WONDER WHAT THE NEXT

54. TROGLODYTES ARE LIKE.

55. WE'RE GONNA EAT THEM ALIVE.

56. IT'S GONNA BE US AGAINST

57. THEM.

58. AND IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THIS.

59. BITCHES, LEAVE THEM A

60. MESSAGE ON THE DAMN MIRROR.

61. I KNOW, RIGHT?

62. OKAY.

63. OKAY.

64. OH!

65. YEAH.

66. THIS IS THE BEGINNING.

67. HEY, LADIES.

68. I HATE TO BREAK UP A GOOD

69. TIME.

70. BUT I'VE GOT COMPANY COMING IN

71. THE MORNING, DARLINGS.

72. SO SHUT YOUR STINKING PIE HOLES

73. SO SHUT YOUR STINKING PIE HOLES AND GO TO BED!

74. AND GO TO BED!

75. RUPAUL'S DRAG

76. RUPAUL DRAG RACE

77. THE WINNER OF RUPAUL'S DRAG

78. RACERECEIVES A SICKENING

79. SUPPLY OF COLOREVOLUTION

80. COSMETICS AND A CASH PRIZE OF

81. $100,000.

82. WITH EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST JUDGE

83. KHLOE KARDASHIAN.

84. RUPAUL DRAG RACE

85. MAY THE BEST WOMAN

86. BEST WOMAN WIN

87. BEST WOMAN WIN

88. WELL, WELL, WELL.

89. I HOPE YOU BITCHES ARE READY.

90. MY NAME IS BIANCA DEL RIO.

91. I'M 37 YEARS OLD.

92. AM I THE FIRST ONE?

93. GREAT.

94. DRAG QUEEN WHO'S EARLY.

95. THAT NEVER HAPPENS.

96. I AM AN INSULT COMIC, JUST LIKE

97. DON RICKLES...

98. LOOKS LIKE A PARTY.

99. BUT IN A DRESS AND PRETTIER AND

100. NOT AS OLD.

101. PERHAPS THEY ALL WENT HOME AFTER

102. THEY HEARD THAT I WAS HERE.

103. I FEEL IT'S MY DUTY TO SHOW

104. AMERICA THAT SOME QUEENS HAVE

105. GOOD TEETH AND GOOD HAIR.

106. I AM TRINITY K. BONET.

107. I AM 22 YEARS OF AGE.

108. HI.

109. HI.

110. TRINITY IS VIDEO FISH.

111. I'M ABOUT AS CLOSE AS YOU'RE

112. GONNA GET TO BEYONCE.

113. OH, LOOK, A PARTY.

114. IT LOOKS LIKE A PARTY JUST

115. HAPPENED.

116. THERE WAS CUPCAKES THAT HAD

117. ALREADY BEEN EATEN AND STREAMERS

118. ALL OVER THE PLACE.

119. IT'S A MYSTERY.

120. WHEW, WOW.

121. IT'S REALLY COOL.

122. THIS WAS KIND OF AWKWARD.

123. COOL.

124. TRINITY REMINDS ME OF A DEAR

125. FRIEND OF MINE FROM NEW ORLEANS.

126. SHE'S DEAD.

127. I'M JOSLYN FOX.

128. I'M 26 YEARS OLD.

129. JOSLYN FOX IS ALL ABOUT THE LOOK

130. AND SHOWING BODY.

131. JOSLYN FOX IS ONE FOXY LADY.

132. WAH, WAH.

133. HI, JOSLYN, I'M BIANCA.

134. NICE TO MEET YOU, BIANCA.

135. NICE TO MEET YOU.

136. APPARENTLY, JOSLYN WORE EVERY

137. PIECE OF JEWELRY SHE

138. OWNED.

139. IT LOOKED LIKE SHE WENT TO

140. CLAIRE'S BOUTIQUE, FELL ON A

141. SALE RACK, AND SAID, "I'LL TAKE

142. IT."

143. THOSE ARE NICE LEGS.

144. THANK YOU.

145. SHE'S A PIRATE.

146. ONE OF THOSE LEGS ARE WOODEN.

147. I DO LIKE TO EAT AT IHOP.

148. MILK, SHE DOES A BODY GOOD,

149. GIRL.

150. I'M MILK.

151. I'M 25 YEARS OLD.

152. MILK IS A CLUB KID, A VERY

153. CONCEPTUAL PERFORMER.

154. SHE IS NOT ONE NOTE.

155. SHE IS AN ENTIRE SYMPHONY.

156. HI, LADIES.

157. MILK WALK IN THE ROOM,

158. YOU WOULD THINK SHE WAS IN THE

159. CIRCUS.

160. NEW YORK QUEEN.

161. I AM, I AM.

162. WITH THOSE LASHES.

163. WELL, YOU KNOW, I GO FOR THE

164. SUBTLE LOOK.

165. WE'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF

166. CLOWNS, AREN'T WE?

167. NO.

168. OH, WOW.

169. MY NAME IS MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD.

170. I'M 28 YEARS OLD.

171. AND I AM SEATTLE'S SEXIEST DRAG

172. QUEEN.

173. SEATTLE'S FUNNIEST DRAG QUEEN.

174. UM...

175. I VIEW MYSELF AS THE WORLD'S

176. MOST GLAMOROUS TRASH QUEEN.

177. LOOK AT THAT NOSE.

178. HER CONTOURED NOSE TO DEATH.

179. OH, WHO ARE YOU POINTING AT?

180. NICE TO MEET YOU, BIANCA.

181. I THOUGHT SHE WAS A

182. SWORDFISH.

183. SHE COULD FLIP PAGES IN A BOOK.

184. WHAT INSPIRED YOUR LOOK

185. TODAY?

186. WELL, I WAS FEELING KIND OF

187. ANIMAL.

188. I'VE GOT THE LIONS.

189. OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING

190. FOR PEG BUNDY.

191. IS THIS AMERICA'S NEXT TOP

192. MODEL?

193. OH, SORRY.

194. JUST KIDDING!

195. MY NAME IS COURTNEY ACT.

196. I'M 31 YEARS OLD.

197. I'M ORIGINALLY FROM SYDNEY,

198. AUSTRALIA.

199. BUT NOW I LIVE IN WEST

200. HOLLYWOOD.

201. HI, EVERYONE.

202. HI.

203. HI, COURTNEY.

204. I WAS STARSTRUCK.

205. NICE TO MEET YOU, COURTNEY.

206. I'M A BIG FAN OF YOURS.

207. MY NAME'S JOSLYN FOX.

208. IT'S LIKE MEETING A CELEBRITY.

209. I LOVE COURTNEY.

210. I GUESS MY REPUTATION COULD

211. INTIMIDATE THE OTHER QUEENS.

212. I'M MOST FAMOUS FOR BEING A

213. FINALIST ON THE FIRST SEASON OF

214. AUSTRALIAN IDOL.

215. SO WHAT TYPE OF ENTERTAINER

216. ARE YOU?

217. I'M A SINGER.

218. OH.

219. LIVE?

220. YEAH.

221. OH, YOU.

222. COURTNEY LOOKS LIKE A GIRL.

223. VERY PRETTY.

224. BUT THAT DOESN'T IMPRESS ME.

225. IT'S NOT DRAG.

226. I HEAR A CLYDESDALE.

227. THEY BETTER WIDEN THE

228. DOORWAYS AND REINFORCE THE

229. RUNWAY, HONEY, 'CAUSE A BIG

230. GIRL'S IN THE HOUSE.

231. I'M DARIENNE LAKE.

232. I'M 24 YEARS OLD.

233. AND I'M A COMPULSIVE LIAR.

234. I WAS PICKED FAN FAVORITE ON THE

235. ONLINE FACEBOOK CONTEST.

236. HI, I'M DARIENNE.

237. I'M MILK.

238. MILK.

239. I'M HEAVY CREAM.

240. SOME OF THE QUEENS ARE

241. PRETTY.

242. I'M PRETTIER.

243. SOME OF THEM ARE FUNNY.

244. I'M FUNNIER.

245. AND SOME OF THEM ARE BIG.

246. BUT I'M BIGGER.

247. HI, I'M MAGNOLIA.

248. MAGNOLIA.

249. JUST A SPRINGTIME FLOWER.

250. I'M JUST BEGGING TO BE

251. POLLINATED MYSELF.

252. OH.

253. WHAT HAS BEEN GOING ON HERE?

254. I HAVE NO IDEA.

255. SOMEBODY'S BEEN HERE.

256. DID YOU SEE THAT?

257. OH.

258. I DON'T GET IT.

259. OH.

260. OOH, GIRL!

261. YOU'VE GOT SHEMAIL.

262. WHAT?

263. SHOULDN'T THERE BE MORE CHICKS?

264. WELCOME, MY QUEENS.

265. YOU MIGHT THINK YOU WERE TARDY

266. FOR THE PARTY.

267. BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT WHO COMES

268. FIRST.

269. IT'S ABOUT WHO CAN LAST

270. THE LONGEST.

271. OH.

272. NOW YOU GOTTA

273. FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO

274. PARRRRTY!

275. MY VOICE IS SO FISHY RIGHT NOW.

276. HMM.

277. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

278. WELCOME TO RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

279. NOW, YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THAT

280. YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST QUEENS TO

281. ARRIVE.

282. IN FACT, LAST WEEK, SEVEN QUEENS

283. CAME, COMPETED, AND ONE HAS

284. ALREADY SASHAYED AWAY.

285. OH.

286. NOW, ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, BY

287. SPLITTING YOU INTO TWO GROUPS,

288. YOUR CHANCE TO SNATCH MY

289. ATTENTION IS BETTER THAN EVER.

290. BUT ON THE SHADY SIDE, THERE'S A

291. ONE IN SEVEN CHANCE THAT YOU'LL

292. BE ELIMINATED BEFORE YOU EVEN

293. MEET THE OTHER QUEENS.

294. THE PRESSURE IS ON, LADIES.

295. ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR BIG

296. CLOSE-UP?

297. CLASSIC RU, FULL OF A LOT OF

298. SURPRISES.

299. LET'S GO.

300. BITCHES ARE SWEATING.

301. COMING UP...

302. WHAT'S THE "K" STAND FOR?

303. KARDASHIAN.

304. HONEY, YOU'RE GIVING ME SOME

305. KARDASHIAN ASS IN THAT DRESS.

306. WOW!

307. BIANCA DEL RIO.

308. I USUALLY DON'T LIKE GOING

309. FIRST, UNLESS IT'S A BATH HOUSE.

310. SO THIS SHOULD BE FUN.

311. SAY HELLO TO THE

312. DREAMY MIKE RUIZ.

313. MIKE IS HERE TO SHOOT YOUR

314. SLUMBER PARTY PHOTO SHOOT.

315. YOU'LL BE POSING IN BED WITH ALL

316. FOUR MEMBERS OF THE SCRUFF PIT

317. CREW, SUPER SIZED FOR YOUR

318. PLEASURE.

319. NOW, YOU NEED TO GIVE US FACE

320. AND DELIVER A SUPER SENSUOUS

321. POSE, NO MATTER WHAT POPS UP.

322. OR POPS IN.

323. WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IS FOR

324. THE GIRLS TO REALLY STAND OUT

325. IN THE PHOTO.

326. I'M FROM THE SOUTH, SO IT

327. FEELS LIKE I'M WITH MY COUSINS.

328. OKAY, HERE WE GO.

329. MAKE DIRTY, FILTHY LOVE TO THE

330. CAMERA.

331. IT'S HARD TO STAY UP.

332. I THINK WE MIGHT NEED TO TAKE

333. IT UP A NOTCH.

334. DON'T YOU?

335. AMP IT UP A LITTLE BIT.

336. YEAH.

337. I HAVE AN IDEA.

338. PILLOW FIGHT!

339. OH,

340. OH, YEAH, OOH.

341. SEXIER.

342. IT'S DIFFICULT FOR SOMEONE

343. LIKE ME TO BE SEXY.

344. HAVE YOU SEEN ME?

345. I'M CLOWN REALNESS.

346. GET THAT FEATHER OUT OF YOUR

347. MOUTH THERE.

348. YEAH.

349. HOPE YOU HAD YOUR BIRD

350. FLU SHOTS.

351. TRINITY K. BONET.

352. WORK IT.

353. FEEL HER UP.

354. OH.

355. RU, I THINK WE NEED TO TAKE

356. IT UP A FEW NOTCHES.

357. ARE YOU TALKING DUTCH OVEN?

358. YES.

359. PILLOW FIGHT!

360. OH.

361. OKAY, NOW PLAY TO THE CAMERA,

362. TRINITY.

363. CAMERA.

364. YEAH, WORK IT.

365. I LOVE DOING PHOTO SHOOTS IN

366. DRAG.

367. THAT'S GORGEOUS.

368. I'M A SUPERMODEL.

369. BEYONCE, PUSH MICHELLE OUT OF

370. THE WAY.

371. YES.

372. IT'S A SLUMBER PARTY

373. MASSACRE.

374. JOSLYN FOX.

375. THERE'S A FOX IN THE HENHOUSE.

376. OH, YOU'RE GIVING ME A LITTLE

377. RAQUEL WELCH THERE.

378. FEATHERS ARE FLYING

379. EVERYWHERE.

380. PILLOWS ARE COMING IN MY FACE.

381. THIS IS PURE CHAOS.

382. OH, DEAR.

383. "JOS-LEEN."

384. GIRLS.

385. HOW WAS IT?

386. THAT WAS A MEAN TRICK.

387. I'M NOTICING THAT JOSLYN'S

388. SKIRT CONTINUE TO RISE ALL DAY.

389. I'M GONNA NEED HER TO PUT SOME

390. PANTIES ON OR SOME BOY SHORTS OR

391. SOMETHING.

392. IS THERE A BOTTOM HALF TO

393. THAT DRESS, GIRL?

394. HELLO.

395. MM-HMM, THAT'S GORGEOUS.

396. BEAUTIFUL.

397. OH, YEAH.

398. COURTNEY ACT IS CAUGHT IN THE

399. ACT.

400. COURTNEY KNOWS HOW TO DO

401. SEXY, SHE'S A NATURAL.

402. YES, EAT YOUR HEART OUT,

403. KYLIE MINOGUE.

404. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, RU?

405. I THINK WE NEED A LITTLE

406. SOMETHING EXTRA.

407. POPPERS?

408. PILLOW FIGHT!

409. YEAH!

410. YOU GO.

411. YEAH!

412. OH, WORK IT.

413. OH, YES, MAMA.

414. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING—

415. OH, YEAH.

416. COURTNEY'S SO FUNNY AND SEXY

417. AND REALLY NAILING THIS

418. CHALLENGE.

419. MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH

420. DANGER?

421. MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD.

422. PLAY TO THE CAMERA.

423. YOU NEED TO SERVE THAT FACE,

424. GIRL.

425. WE'RE LOSING IT.

426. ALL RIGHT.

427. YOU'RE KILLING ME, MARY.

428. WHO'S THIRSTY FOR MILK?

429. LOWER, MILK.

430. OOH.

431. STAY FOCUSED.

432. HOT MILK.

433. YES.

434. FLASH THAT LAUREN HUTTON

435. SMILE.

436. CAREFUL, THOSE FEATHERS ARE

437. COLLECTING...

438. IN YOUR CLEAVAGE.

439. YES.

440. OH, THERE'S THAT COOKIE I HAD

441. EARLIER.

442. OH, WOW.

443. MOTORBOATING ON DARIENNE LAKE.

444. WHEW!

445. OH.

446. GOOD MORNING.

447. HOW DID IT GO?

448. HIII!

449. OH, MY GOD.

450. DID YOU ENJOY IT?

451. THAT WAS FUN.

452. OH, MY GOD.

453. HEY, JOSLYN.

454. I'M TRYING TO RECOGNIZE

455. EVERYBODY OUT OF DRAG.

456. EVERYBODY'S DE-DRAGGING,

457. AND IT'S KIND OF FUN TO SEE THE

458. MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN.

459. OOH, THAT FELT GOOD.

460. I'M JUST SO SURPRISED TO SEE

461. THAT BIANCA DEL RIO IS A REAL

462. HUMAN BEING UNDERNEATH ALL OF

463. THAT CLOWN MAKEUP.

464. OH.

465. BOY BODIES.

466. AS A BOY, COURTNEY ACT IS THE

467. CUTEST.

468. SHE IS TAN WITH THAT

469. BEACH-BLOND HAIR.

470. I NORMALLY DON'T DO DAIRY.

471. BUT FOR MILK, I'LL MAKE AN

472. EXCEPTION.

473. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

474. AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

475. LADIES, I'VE PULLED AN

476. ALL-NIGHTER REVIEWING YOUR

477. SLUMBER PARTY PHOTOS.

478. SOME OF YOU WERE A WET DREAM

479. COME TRUE.

480. AND OTHERS WERE A REAL...

481. SNOOZE.

482. BUT THE WINNER OF YOUR FIRST

483. MINI-CHALLENGE IS...

484. WHOA, WHERE'D THAT COME FROM?

485. TRINITY K. BONET.

486. WHOO!

487. I WON MY FIRST PHOTO SHOOT

488. CHALLENGE!

489. CONDRAGULATIONS.

490. I'M POSTING YOUR PHOTO ON THE

491. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACEINSTAGRAM

492. ACCOUNT SO EVERYONE CAN LIKE

493. IT.

494. THAT'S GOOD.

495. NOW, AS A LITTLE SURPRISE,

496. I HAVE A PARTY FAVOR FOR EACH

497. OF YOU.

498. OH, SCRUFF PIT CREW!

499. OH, MY.

500. LOOK AT THOSE PACKAGES.

501. FOR THIS WEEK'S MAIN CHALLENGE,

502. YOU NEED TO CREATE YOUR BEST

503. LIFE-OF-THE-PARTY, HIGH-FASHION

504. COUTURE,

505. USING ONLY THE LEFTOVERS FROM

506. ONE OF THESE PARTY PACKS.

507. THERE'S TOGA PARTY, LUAU PARTY,

508. PRINCESS PARTY, QUINCEANERA...

509. ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARTY,

510. REPUBLICAN PARTY,

511. AND MY FAVORITE, HOEDOWN.

512. TRINITY, YOU WON THE

513. MINI-CHALLENGE, SO YOU GET TO

514. PICK YOURS FIRST AND THEN

515. RE-GIFT THE OTHERS.

516. I WANT THE PRINCESS PARTY.

517. NOW, WHICH BOX HAVE YOU

518. CHOSEN FOR DARIENNE LAKE?

519. ST. PATRICK'S.

520. ST. PATRICK'S

521. DAY PARTY.

522. WHAT ABOUT JOSLYN FOX?

523. "QUINCE-A-YETTA."

524. QUINCEANERA FOR JOSLYN FOX.

525. YAY.

526. MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD.

527. HOEDOWN.

528. ALL RIGHT.

529. WHAT ABOUT COURTNEY ACT?

530. REPUBLICAN.

531. THAT SEEMS FAIR AND BALANCED.

532. FOR BIANCA DEL RIO?

533. LUAU.

534. HOPE I GET LEI'D.

535. SO THAT MEANS THAT MILK GETS

536. THE TOGA PARTY.

537. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.

538. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

539. THIS IS THE FIRST CHALLENGE,

540. AND I WANT TO WIN.

541. I GOT BILLS TO PAY.

542. I GOT DOGS TO PUT THROUGH

543. COLLEGE.

544. COMING UP...

545. WHAT KIND OF SILHOUETTE ARE YOU

546. PLANNING?

547. I'M THINKING VERY KIND OF...

548. LIKE, SORT OF...

549. MAYBE NOT QUITE...

550. MORE—OH, GOD.

551. I DON'T KNOW.

552. LOOK, COURTNEY.

553. WHAT?

554. MY HAIRY NUTS.

555. OH.

556. THOSE AREN'T CHA-CHA HEELS.

557. TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS TO CREATE A

558. HIGH-FASHION OUTFIT BASED ON

559. WHAT WE HAVE IN OUR PARTY BOX.

560. HMM, OKAY.

561. IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS.

562. IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS.

563. OOH.

564. THERE'S EVERY COLOR YOU COULD

565. EVER THINK OF.

566. OOH!

567. I LOVE EVERYTHING IN MY BOX.

568. I HAVE HOUSE NUMBERS.

569. A HOUSE NU—IT'S YOUR AGE.

570. 51.

571. 15.

572. STICK THEM ON YOUR HEAD.

573. SEE IF ANYBODY COMES TO VISIT.

574. KNOCK, KNOCK.

575. OKAY.

576. HAY.

577. THAT'S UGLY.

578. OH, MY GOD.

579. THIS IS...

580. AWFUL.

581. I GOT A BUNCH OF.

582. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY

583. STYLE.

584. JESUS CHRIST.

585. IT'S THE FIRST CHALLENGE.

586. GOOD GOD, GIRL, GET A GRIP.

587. THAT'S UGLY.

588. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

589. HI.

590. HI, RUPAUL.

591. HOW ARE MY PARTY MONSTERS

592. DOING?

593. DARIENNE LAKE.

594. HI.

595. LUCK OF THE IRISH.

596. OH.

597. OH.

598. SO NOW OF COURSE, THE BOX IS

599. A ST. PADDY'S DAY PARTY BOX.

600. BUT THE CHALLENGE ISN'T TO DO

601. LEPRECHAUN.

602. RIGHT.

603. BUT IT'S TO INTERPRET THE BOX

604. TO DARIENNE LAKE'S STYLE.

605. EXACTLY.

606. AND WHAT KIND OF SILHOUETTE

607. ARE YOU PLANNING?

608. I'M THINKING VERY KIND OF...

609. LIKE, GLAMOUR EXECUTIVE.

610. SORT OF...

611. MAYBE NOT QUITE...

612. MORE—OH, GOD.

613. I DON'T KNOW.

614. YOU KNOW.

615. SO IT'S IN PROCESS.

616. IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?

617. MM-HMM.

618. DEAD.

619. WELL, LUCK OF THE IRISH TO

620. YOU.

621. TRINITY K. BONET.

622. HEY, WHAT IT DO, MAMA RU?

623. NOW, WHAT'S THE "K" STAND

624. FOR?

625. KARDASHIAN.

626. KARDASHIAN, REALLY?

627. SO, NOW, YOU'VE GOT THE PRINCESS

628. PARTY BOX.

629. YES.

630. WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING FOR IT?

631. I WANTED TO PLAY WITH TWO

632. TYPE OF PRINCESSES, FUTURISTIC

633. PRINCESS LEIA AND PRINCESS KATE.

634. KATE MIDDLETON.

635. EXACTLY.

636. OKAY.

637. YEAH. YEAH.

638. SO YOU'RE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN

639. STAR WARSAND BUCKINGHAM

640. PALACE.

641. MM-HMM.

642. SO, UM, GREAT.

643. I'M GONNA BE LOOKING OUT FOR

644. YOU.

645. COURTNEY ACT.

646. HI, RUPAUL.

647. I CAUGHT YOU IN THE ACT.

648. YOU DID CATCH ME IN THE ACT.

649. THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING MY NAME

650. TO AMERICA, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT

651. IN AMERICAN ACCENTS, IT DOESN'T

652. ALWAYS WORK, EXCEPT MAYBE IN

653. BOSTON.

654. RIGHT.

655. "CAHT-NEY" ACT.

656. YES.

657. IS THIS COURTNEY ACT'S STYLE?

658. BECAUSE YOU SHOW A LOT OF BODY,

659. DON'T YOU?

660. YEAH.

661. I'M SURE THAT MICHELLE WILL SAY

662. "COURTNEY, STOP RELYING ON THAT

663. BODY."

664. JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T COME

665. DOWN THE RUNWAY LOOKING LIKE

666. THE DOG'S DINNER.

667. SEE YOU LATER.

668. THANK YOU, RU.

669. BIANCA DEL RIO.

670. YOU CAN CALL ME JIGGLY.

671. I'VE GOT TO ASK YOU.

672. THAT RAPID-FIRE, QUICK WIT, DID

673. YOU ALWAYS HAVE THAT?

674. IT'S JUST INSTINCTIVE.

675. AND I CALL IT MY LITTLE ROLODEX

676. OF HATE.

677. SO WHEN YOU'RE FACED WITH A

678. SITUATION, YOU JUST ROLL

679. THROUGH, AND YOU GO, "WHAT DO I

680. HAVE, WHAT DO I HAVE?"

681. NOW, YOU HAVE A BACKGROUND IN

682. FASHION.

683. I WORK FOR A BROADWAY COSTUME

684. COMPANY IN NEW YORK CITY.

685. WE BUILD COSTUMES.

686. SO IT COMES IN HANDY WHEN YOU'RE

687. A DRAG QUEEN.

688. ABSOLUTELY.

689. SO I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE GONNA

690. KILL THIS CHALLENGE.

691. I HOPE.

692. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU

693. WALK DOWN THAT RUNWAY WITH.

694. WELL, THANK YOU.

695. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.

696. ALL RIGHT.

697. SEE YOU THEN.

698. OKAY.

699. THANKS.

700. MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD.

701. HI, RU.

702. HOW YOU DOING?

703. I'M FEELING REALLY—

704. REAL HONKY-TONKY, READY FOR A

705. HOEDOWN.

706. THAT'S THE PARTY BOX YOU GOT

707. IS THE HOEDOWN.

708. THAT'S THE BOX I GOT.

709. WHAT WAS IN THERE?

710. HIDEOUS FABRIC.

711. REALLY?

712. I GOT A BIG OLD SHEET OF

713. DENIM.

714. OH, DENIM IS GOOD.

715. WE LIKE DENIM.

716. YEAH, I DON'T THINK IT

717. SCREAMS HIGH FASHION.

718. THERE'S THIS BROWN, WHICH LOOKS

719. LIKE.

720. WHAT IS MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD'S

721. STYLE?

722. I THINK OF MYSELF AS

723. A GLAMOROUS TRASH QUEEN.

724. UH-HUH.

725. THINGS THAT ARE SO UGLY,

726. THEY'RE PRETTY.

727. WELL, LISTEN.

728. THIS CHALLENGE COULD BE RIGHT UP

729. YOUR ALLEY.

730. TURN IT OUT, MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD.

731. THANK YOU.

732. OKAY.

733. JOSLYN FOX.

734. HEY, "RUZY Q."

735. NOW, WHICH BOX DID YOU GET?

736. QUINCEANERA.

737. SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED?

738. I'VE FINALLY SELECTED,

739. NARROWED DOWN MY FABRICS.

740. YEAH.

741. THAT'S A LOT OF FABRIC.

742. WELL, I WANT TO AVOID IT

743. BEING TOO LOUD AND TOO BUSY.

744. ALL RIGHT.

745. ALL RIGHT.

746. THANK YOU, "RUZY Q."

747. WELL, HELLO THERE, MILK.

748. HI.

749. ARE YOU WEARING ACID-WASHED

750. HOT PANTS?

751. I AM.

752. WHAT IS MILK ALL ABOUT?

753. SHE IS BIG AND SCARY,

754. FREAKY AND CREEPY.

755. AND THAT'S WHAT I LOVE TO DO.

756. SO YOUR CAMP AESTHETIC, HOW

757. IS THAT GONNA MEET WITH HIGH

758. FASHION?

759. I'M GOING FOR SORT OF XANADU,

760. LIKE, JUMPSUIT.

761. OH, BOY, OKAY.

762. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE

763. A JUMPSUIT HIGH FASHION?

764. I DO.

765. YEAH?

766. YEAH.

767. WELL, LISTEN, I JUST GOTTA

768. TELL YOU, YOU'RE UP AGAINST

769. A LOT OF COMPETITION.

770. AND YOU WILL BE UNDER A LOT OF

771. SCRUTINY.

772. I REALLY WANT MY FIRST

773. IMPRESSION TO BE UNIQUE,

774. SOMETHING VERY MILK.

775. I'M STILL DOING PANTS.

776. LADIES, GATHER ROUND.

777. NOW, TOMORROW THE PARTY MOVES TO

778. THE MAIN STAGE, WHERE WE'LL BE

779. JOINED BY OUR EXTRA-SPECIAL

780. GUEST JUDGE—BIBLE—

781. KHLOE KARDASHIAN.

782. MY IDOL, KHLOE KARDASHIAN.

783. I'M IN HEAVEN.

784. ARE YOU KEEPING UP?

785. DON'T IT UP.

786. SEE YOU LATER.

787. COMING UP...

788. I'M THINKING ABOUT WEARING

789. FACIAL HAIR.

790. REALLY, QUEENIE?

791. I HOPE YOU PACKED.

792. YOU THINK THIS REPRESENTS

793. YOU?

794. I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN.

795. YOU'VE GOT TO BRING IT EVERY

796. TIME.

797. OKAY.

798. THIS IS THE MOTHER

799. OLYMPICS, GIRL.

800. OLYMPICS, GIRL.

801. GOOD MORNING, WORKROOM.

802. OOH.

803. THIS MORNING, WE'RE BACK IN

804. THE WORKROOM, FINISHING UP OUR

805. LOOKS FOR OUR VERY FIRST RUNWAY.

806. STUFF TO DO, STUFF TO DO.

807. ONE OF US IS GOING HOME,

808. AND WE DONE ALREADY UNPACKED ALL

809. OUR.

810. AIN'T NOBODY TRYING TO PACK IT

811. BACK UP.

812. SOMETIMES WHEN DRAG QUEENS

813. WEAR PANTS, YOU GET THAT LOVELY

814. MOOSE KNUCKLE EFFECT.

815. WELL—

816. IT IS WHITE.

817. WHAT GOES ON THE MIDDLE?

818. SHE'S JUST WEARING HER TITS

819. OUT.

820. OH.

821. YEAH.

822. I'M THINKING ABOUT WEARING

823. FACIAL HAIR.

824. OKAY.

825. A BEARD, REALLY, QUEENIE?

826. I MEAN, I'LL DO ANYTHING TO

827. MAKE MYSELF LOOK DIFFERENT.

828. OKAY.

829. I HOPE YOU PACKED.

830. HA, HA, HA.

831. NICE KNOWING YOU.

832. BITCH.

833. OF COURSE I'M GETTING WEIRD

834. LOOKS FOR THROWING ON A BEARD.

835. I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY THINK

836. ABOUT MY LOOK.

837. SCREW 'EM.

838. THAT WILL GO UNDERNEATH.

839. AND THEN THIS WILL GO...

840. OH, THERE'S MORE.

841. UNDERNEATH AS WELL.

842. WOW.

843. IT'S A... PRODUCTION.

844. NICE LITTLE TRAIN.

845. JOSLYN'S OUTFIT IS A LITTLE

846. BUSY.

847. I COULDN'T STOP MYSELF.

848. ACTUALLY, IT'S REALLYBUSY.

849. AND THESE ARE MY SHOES.

850. NO ONE'S EVER SEEN A

851. QUINCEANERA QUITE LIKE THIS.

852. IN THIS CHALLENGE, I MAY BE

853. UNDERESTIMATED BY THE OTHER

854. QUEENS.

855. BUT I PLAN ON BEING THE BLACK

856. BUT I PLAN ON BEING THE BLACK HORSE IN THIS COMPETITION.

857. HORSE IN THIS COMPETITION.

858. OH, IT IS DARK HORSE, ISN'T

859. IT?

860. I'VE ALWAYS SAID BLACK HORSE.

861. I THINK I'M GONNA START

862. PUTTING ON MY FACE.

863. SO, LIKE, IN AUSTRALIA, ARE

864. YOU KIND OF, LIKE,

865. NATALIE IMBRUGLIA FAMOUS?

866. I'M A HOUSEHOLD NAME.

867. IF YOU SAY COURTNEY ACT, THEY'LL

868. KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

869. I WAS A FINALIST ON THE FIRST

870. SEASON OF AUSTRALIAN IDOL.

871. I GOT SIGNED TO SONY BMG.

872. I TOURED AROUND THE COUNTRY.

873. AND I'VE GONE ON TO HAVE A

874. REALLY GREAT AND WONDERFUL

875. CAREER IN AUSTRALIA.

876. YOU'RE A BIG DEAL.

877. I'M NOT NERVOUS AT ALL ABOUT

878. GOING UP AGAINST COURTNEY ACT.

879. I DON'T SEE A LOT OF, LIKE, DRAG

880. THERE.

881. I WAS ON A STEREO SHOP

882. COMMERCIAL, BUT IT WAS ONLY

883. LOCAL.

884. TELL ME ABOUT THAT.

885. WE WERE IN DRAG.

886. THEY WANTED SOME "LOCAL," LIKE,

887. CELEBRITY-TYPE PEOPLE.

888. AND NONE OF THEM WERE

889. AVAILABLE, WHICH IS WHY YOU TOOK

890. THE JOB.

891. I'M KIDDING.

892. IT'S TRUE.

893. MILK HAS PUT ON A BEARD.

894. OOH, SHE'S BEAUTSY, HUH?

895. WHAT THE?

896. REALLY, QUEEN?

897. I SPENT ALL MORNING

898. SHAVING MINE OFF.

899. HELLO!

900. COVER GIRL

901. PUT THE BASS IN YOUR WALK

902. HEAD TO TOE

903. LET YOUR WHOLE BODY TALK

904. AND WHAT?

905. WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE OF

906. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

907. MICHELLE VISAGE.

908. MY GORGEOUS STEEL MAGNOLIA.

909. SANTINO RICE, ARE YOU READY

910. TO PARTY AND PLAY?

911. AND DRAG RACE SUPER FAN

912. KHLOE KARDASHIAN.

913. NOW, HAVE YOU EVER PARTIED LIKE

914. A DRAG QUEEN?

915. OH, HONEY, DO YOU NOT KNOW MY

916. FAMILY AND MY SISTERS?

917. WE'RE ALL QUEENS AT HEART.

918. HALLELU.

919. THIS WEEK, FOR PART TWO OF MY

920. BIG OPENING, OUR QUEENS WERE

921. CHALLENGED TO TRANSFORM LEFTOVER

922. SUPPLIES INTO ONE-OF-A-KIND,

923. LIFE-OF-THE-PARTY COUTURE.

924. NOW THEY ARE READY TO GET

925. THEIR SWERVE ON.

926. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.

927. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

928. NOW, SISSY THAT WALK

929. FIRST UP, TRINITY K. BONET.

930. HOLY TRINITY.

931. I THINK SHE'S INTERGALACTATING.

932. SERVING ANTHRAX.

933. I'VE SNORTED WORSE IN MY

934. LIFE.

935. I AM GIVING YOU QUEEN AMIDALA

936. GOES TO THE MET GALA PARTY.

937. EVERYBODY'S CHECKING ME OUT.

938. I LOOK GOOD.

939. SHE COMES IN PIECE...

940. OF ASS.

941. BIANCA DEL RIO.

942. DAUGHTER OF VANESSA DEL RIO?

943. OOH.

944. YES, CAN'T YOU TELL?

945. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HER NUTS.

946. I'M GIVING MISS HONOLULU 1968

947. HIGH FASHION.

948. I'M FEELING IT.

949. HAWAII FIVE, OH, NO, SHE

950. BETTER DON'T.

951. UH-HUH.

952. DIP INTO THE WATERS OF

953. DARIENNE LAKE.

954. WELL, HELLO, MRS. LAKE.

955. TONIGHT I'M GIVING ON THE

956. RUNWAY '70s STUDIO 54 COUTURE.

957. WOW.

958. LOOK AT THOSE LUCKY CHARMS.

959. SHAKE OUR TITS.

960. HELL, YEAH.

961. NOW, WHERE IS SHE HIDING THAT

962. POT OF GOLD?

963. AT THE END OF HER RAINBOW.

964. HERE COMES MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD.

965. FROM HOEDOWN TO COUTURE.

966. HOLSTEIN COUTURE.

967. WOULD YOU CALL THAT A

968. MOO-MOO?

969. MILK IT.

970. MOO.

971. I FEEL LIKE HOEDOWN MEETS

972. HIGH SCHOOL PROM IN 1993.

973. SHE'S UDDER-LY FANTASTIC.

974. WORK IT, HEIFER.

975. JOSLYN FOX, QUINCEANERA.

976. 15 GOING ON FABULOUS!

977. WHERE THE PARTY AT?

978. EVERYWHERE, APPARENTLY.

979. SANDBAGS.

980. I AM SERVING UP FUN, FLIRTY

981. LIFE OF THE PARTY, BECAUSE THAT

982. IS JOSLYN FOX.

983. TIJUANA?

984. YES, I DO.

985. HA!

986. COURTNEY ACT.

987. LOOK AT THAT BIG BOX.

988. OH, SAY CAN YOU SEE?

989. SHE'S A MEMBER OF THE TEA BAG

990. PARTY.

991. I'M FEELING LIKE A VIXEN.

992. I'M BARING FLESH.

993. I'VE GOT LEGS.

994. I'VE GOT BODY-ODY-ODY.

995. OH, YES.

996. SHE'S WALKING THE PARTY LINE,

997. DARLING.

998. WORK IT OUT.

999. DON'T IT MAKE YOUR RED STATE

1000. BLUE?

1001. MILK!

1002. FROM TOGA PARTY TO COUTURE.

1003. OH, DEAR.

1004. NOW, I'VE HEARD OF A MILK

1005. MUSTACHE, BUT—

1006. HONEY.

1007. I AM SERVING HERMAPHRODITE

1008. REALNESS.

1009. I AM FEELING XANADU,

1010. AND I AM WORKING IT OUT.

1011. VERY SISTER DIMENSION.

1012. OR FATHER TIME, DEPENDING HOW

1013. YOU LOOK AT IT.

1014. NOW SISSY THAT WALK

1015. COMING UP...

1016. IT WAS JUST A DISASTER.

1017. I GET THIS ANGRY VIBE FROM

1018. YOU.

1019. YOU HAVE TO GET PEOPLE TO

1020. LIKE YOU.

1021. LIKE YOU.

1022. WELCOME, PARTY GIRLS.

1023. IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FIRST

1024. CRITIQUE FROM THE JUDGES.

1025. FIRST UP, TRINITY KARDASHIAN

1026. BONET.

1027. HONEY, YOU'RE GIVING ME SOME

1028. KARDASHIAN ASS IN THAT DRESS.

1029. OH.

1030. I THINK WOULD'VE BEEN FIERCE

1031. WITHOUT THE BULLETIN BOARD

1032. BEHIND YOUR NECK.

1033. CAN YOU TAKE THAT OFF?

1034. SEE?

1035. LOOK HOW MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL

1036. THAT LOOKS.

1037. GORGE.

1038. YEAH.

1039. THANK YOU, TRINITY.

1040. NEXT UP, BIANCA DEL RIO.

1041. THAT DRESS IS GORGEOUS.

1042. YOU DEFINITELY KNOW HOW TO

1043. CONSTRUCT FOR THE BODY.

1044. NOW, DON'T STEAL THIS AND TRY

1045. MARKETING THIS AT SEARS, NOW,

1046. GIRL.

1047. OH, HONEY, IT'S STOLEN.

1048. IT'S GONE.

1049. I DO THINK THAT YOUR EYE MAKEUP

1050. IS A LITTLE TOO HEAVY, 'CAUSE I

1051. DON'T FEEL LIKE I COULD SEE YOUR

1052. EYES AS MUCH AS I WOULD LIKE TO.

1053. IT'S JUST A SOFTENING OF THE

1054. EDGES.

1055. BUT THOSE DIMPLES ARE

1056. EVERYTHING.

1057. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SEE

1058. MY ASS.

1059. ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, BIANCA.

1060. THANK YOU.

1061. NEXT UP, DARIENNE LAKE.

1062. OH, HELLO, DEAR.

1063. YOUR FACE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.

1064. THAT'S HOW YOU SOFTEN THE EDGES,

1065. RIGHT THERE.

1066. IT LOOKS GORGEOUS.

1067. BUT THAT SAID, A LITTLE

1068. BORING HERE.

1069. I HAVE A VERY BIG CAMEL TOE.

1070. MY IS VERY LARGE AND IN

1071. CHARGE.

1072. I'M A BIG GIRL.

1073. I EMBRACE IT, THOUGH.

1074. BUT I CANNOT HAVE RUCHING IN

1075. FRONT OF MY BODY, BECAUSE IT'S

1076. JUST GONNA ACCENTUATE MY

1077. I WISH YOUR OUTFIT WAS STRONGER.

1078. NEXT UP, MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD.

1079. MY EYES HONED RIGHT IN ON

1080. THAT NOSE CONTOUR.

1081. IT IS SO DARK, GIRL.

1082. AND THAT DRESS, IT'S VERY

1083. BASIC.

1084. IT'S, LIKE, SO—

1085. I DON'T THINK THAT THIS PRINT

1086. IS BASIC.

1087. BUT YOU THINK THIS REPRESENTS

1088. YOU?

1089. YES, BECAUSE I AM ATTRACTED

1090. TO THINGS THAT ARE SO UGLY

1091. THEY'RE FABULOUS.

1092. YOU'RE NOT GIVING ME THAT.

1093. I—

1094. THAT'S NOT UGLY.

1095. BUT I DIDN'T LIKE MY BOX.

1096. THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH YOU CAN DO

1097. WITH RED AND WHITE CHECK.

1098. THE THING IS, YOU COULD'VE

1099. DONE MORE.

1100. I'VE GOT A GODDAMN BOW ON MY

1101. ASS.

1102. I GET THIS ANGRY VIBE FROM

1103. YOU.

1104. I—OKAY.

1105. THIS IS THE MOTHER

1106. OLYMPICS, GIRL.

1107. OKAY.

1108. YOU'VE GOT TO BRING IT EVERY

1109. TIME.

1110. AND IF YOU WANT TO BE IN THIS

1111. BUSINESS, YOU HAVE TO GET PEOPLE

1112. TO LIKE YOU.

1113. WE'RE GONNA MOVE ON.

1114. NEXT UP, JOSLYN FOX.

1115. HEY, JOSLYN.

1116. HELLO, YOU SEXY, SEXY BALD

1117. MAN.

1118. THE WHOLE OUTFIT IS JUST

1119. OVER THE TOP.

1120. IT WAS LIKE A PARADE FLOAT.

1121. SHE DIDN'T WEAR ANYTHING FROM

1122. HER BOX, AND YOU WORE EVERY

1123. FRIGGIN' THING IN YOUR BOX.

1124. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

1125. YOU DON'T NEED ALL OF THAT.

1126. CUT IT IN HALF.

1127. NEXT UP, COURTNEY ACT.

1128. G'DAY.

1129. YOU'RE GIVING ME CHERYL

1130. TIEGS, COSMOCOVER, 1976.

1131. I HONESTLY WANT TO JUST SKIN

1132. YOU ALIVE AND WEAR YOUR BODY.

1133. YOUR BODY IS PHENOMENAL.

1134. I DID NOTICE THAT YOU WERE

1135. TRIPPING UP A LITTLE BIT ON YOUR

1136. SKIRT.

1137. IT'S JUST TOO LONG, I THINK.

1138. THANK YOU, COURTNEY.

1139. LAST BUT NOT LEAST, MILK.

1140. SO, MILK, DO YOU THINK THIS

1141. IS REPRESENTATIVE OF WHO YOU

1142. ARE?

1143. YEAH.

1144. I HAVE A VERY QUIRKY PERSONA AND

1145. STYLE.

1146. I KNOW I'M NOT GONNA EVER FIT IN

1147. WITH THOSE GLAMOROUS QUEENS.

1148. AND SO WHY NOT STAND OUT?

1149. YOU PROBABLY COULD'VE LEFT

1150. OFF THE BEARD, 'CAUSE REALLY,

1151. THE WHOLE ENSEMBLE LOOKS LIKE A

1152. MILLION DOLLARS.

1153. REALLY, IT'S LIKE A FASHION

1154. ILLUSTRATION JUST RIGHT OFF THE

1155. PAGE.

1156. YOU ARE OWNING EVERYTHING OF

1157. WHO YOU ARE.

1158. THAT'S WHAT I LOVE.

1159. ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.

1160. THANK YOU, LADIES.

1161. WHILE YOU UNTUCK IN THE

1162. FORMDECOR LOUNGE, THE JUDGES AND

1163. I WILL DELIBERATE.

1164. ALL RIGHT, JUST BETWEEN US

1165. SQUIRREL FRIENDS, LET'S START

1166. WITH TRINITY KARDASHIAN BONET.

1167. I LOVE TRINITY'S CREATIVITY

1168. AND THAT TRINITY BROUGHT AN

1169. ENTIRE PERFORMANCE TO THE

1170. RUNWAY.

1171. AFTER SHE TOOK THE PIZZA BOX

1172. OFF FROM HER NECK, I THOUGHT SHE

1173. WAS FIERCE.

1174. BIANCA DEL RIO.

1175. LOVE THAT DRESS.

1176. I WOULD WEAR THAT DRESS.

1177. I LOVED HER SENSE OF HUMOR.

1178. SHE'S A QUEEN I'LL BE WATCHING.

1179. THE ONLY CRITIQUE IS THE

1180. MAKEUP.

1181. YOU GOT TO BLEND.

1182. SISSY THAT FACE.

1183. YOU BETTER SISSY THAT FACE,

1184. GIRL.

1185. DARIENNE LAKE.

1186. SHE'S STUNNINGLY GORGEOUS.

1187. YEAH.

1188. BUT IT LOOKED LIKE SHE WENT

1189. TO THE FANCY SECTION AT DRESS

1190. BARN.

1191. UNFORGIVABLE IS THE RUCHING.

1192. THE COOCHIE RUCHING.

1193. OH, MY GOD.

1194. THE PUFFY.

1195. I CAN'T DEAL.

1196. MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD.

1197. GIRL, IF YOU'RE GONNA WEAR

1198. A COW PRINT, YOU BETTER CAMP THE

1199. HELL OUT OF THAT DRESS.

1200. SURE.

1201. WEAR A BELL AROUND YOUR NECK.

1202. IT'S INTERESTING WATCHING

1203. MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD GET SO

1204. DEFENSIVE.

1205. I TOTALLY RELATE TO IT.

1206. I'VE BEEN THERE MYSELF.

1207. I GET IRRITATED WHEN THEY

1208. TALK ABOUT MY MARRIAGE OR MY

1209. SISTERS.

1210. SURE.

1211. BUT I WANT TO BE A BETTER

1212. VERSION OF ME.

1213. THAT TAKES CONSTANT WORK.

1214. AND IF YOU'RE GONNA BE

1215. DEFENSIVE, THEN IT DEFEATS

1216. THE POINT.

1217. ALL RIGHT.

1218. LET'S MOVE ON TO JOSLYN FOX.

1219. I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD

1220. FORGIVE THAT OUTFIT.

1221. THE MIDSECTION HAD NO SHAPE.

1222. I DON'T MIND THAT OUTFIT.

1223. IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S COMING OUT

1224. HERE IN A CAREER WOMAN, AND,

1225. YOU KNOW, LIKE—

1226. NO, BUT THE CONSTRUCTION WAS

1227. JUST A DISASTER.

1228. COURTNEY ACT.

1229. THERE WAS NOT MUCH GOING ON

1230. TO THAT OUTFIT.

1231. SO SHE DEFINITELY WAS RELYING ON

1232. HER BODY, WHICH, HEY, IF YOU'VE

1233. GOT IT, RELY ON IT.

1234. YEAH.

1235. DO WHATEVER YOU CAN.

1236. BUT I JUST WOULD EXPECT A LOT

1237. MORE FROM HER.

1238. ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON.

1239. WHO WANTS MILK?

1240. HOPEFULLY, MILK WILL BE ABLE

1241. TO MAKE THE LOOK MORE FEMININE

1242. WHEN WE ASK HER.

1243. WITH THAT SAID, I THOUGHT IT

1244. WAS A BALLSY MOVE TO COME OUT

1245. WITH A BEARD.

1246. I LIKE A BIG SET OF BALLS.

1247. YEAH, GIRL.

1248. YOU KNOW, HONEY, PLEASE.

1249. SILENCE.

1250. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1251. BRING BACK MY GIRLS.

1252. WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1253. I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

1254. TRINITY K. BONET...

1255. YOU'RE SAFE.

1256. BIANCA DEL RIO, YOUR COUTURE WAS

1257. A REAL MAUI WOWIE.

1258. CONDRAGULATIONS.

1259. YOU'RE THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S

1260. CHALLENGE.

1261. YOU'VE WON A $2,500 SHOPPING

1262. SPREE FROM FABRIC PLANET.

1263. MILK, FOR NOT PLAYING IT SAFE,

1264. YOU'RE SAFE.

1265. COURTNEY ACT...

1266. BODY, TEN.

1267. COUTURE, SIX.

1268. YOU'RE SAFE.

1269. MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD.

1270. YOUR BOVINE DESIGN WAS NOT

1271. DIVINE.

1272. WHERE'S THE BEEF?

1273. I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE

1274. UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1275. DARIENNE LAKE, YOUR FACE IS

1276. PAINTED FOR THE AGES.

1277. BUT YOUR RUCHE LOOKED RUSHED.

1278. JOSLYN FOX, YOUR COUTURE REMINDS

1279. ME OF A WEDDING.

1280. SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW,

1281. SOMETHING BORROWED, SOMETHING

1282. BLUE...

1283. GREEN, YELLOW, PINK, RED,

1284. CHARTREUSE.

1285. JOSLYN FOX...

1286. YOU'RE SAFE.

1287. YOU'RE SAFE. THANK YOU.

1288. THANK YOU.

1289. DARIENNE, MY DEAR, I'M SORRY,

1290. BUT YOU ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1291. IT'S JUST ME AND MAGNOLIA.

1292. GIVE ME THE FIRING SQUAD.

1293. I'M READY.

1294. TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

1295. LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

1296. TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE YOURSELF

1297. FROM ELIMINATION.

1298. THE TIME HAS COME...

1299. FOR YOU TO LIP-SYNC

1300. FOR YOUR LIFE.

1301. GOOD LUCK.

1302. AND DON'T IT UP.

1303. TURN THE BEAT AROUND

1304. LOVE TO HEAR PERCUSSION

1305. FLUTE PLAYER

1306. PLAY YOUR FLUTE 'CAUSE

1307. I KNOW THAT YOU

1308. WANNA GET YOUR THING OFF

1309. BUT YOU SEE

1310. I'VE MADE UP MY MIND

1311. ABOUT IT, HUH

1312. GOT TO BE THE RHYTHM

1313. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT

1314. WHOA, WHOA

1315. TURN THE BEAT AROUND

1316. I'M GOING, I'M GOING

1317. I'M GOING, GOING, GONE

1318. LOVE TO HEAR PERCUSSION

1319. MOVE YOUR FEET

1320. WHEN YOU FEEL THE BEAT, YEAH

1321. TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN

1322. I'M GONNA SHOW THE JUDGES

1323. THAT I'M FUNNY, FABULOUS, AND

1324. THAT I HAVE A GREAT NOSE.

1325. WHEN THE GUITAR PLAYER

1326. STARTS PLAYING WITH THE

1327. SYNCOPATED RHYTHM WITH THE

1328. SCRATCH, SCRATCH, SCRATCH

1329. MAKES ME WANNA MOVE

1330. I AM LOOKING THOSE JUDGES

1331. DEAD IN THEIR EYE AND GETTING

1332. THAT GLANCE RIGHT BACK.

1333. THIS IS WHAT YOU PAID FOR.

1334. AND I'M GIVING YOU EXTRA.

1335. RAT TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT

1336. ON THE DRUMS

1337. HEY

1338. WHOA

1339. TURN THE BEAT AROUND

1340. LOVE TO HEAR PERCUSSION

1341. WHOO!

1342. TURN THE BEAT AROUND

1343. TURN IT AROUND, YEAH

1344. LOVE TO HEAR PERCUSSION

1345. ALL RIGHT, LADIES,

1346. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1347. DARIENNE LAKE...

1348. SHANTE, YOU STAY.

1349. YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1350. THANK YOU.

1351. MAGNOLIA CRAWFORD, YOU HIT A

1352. WALL.

1353. BUT THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW FOR

1354. SURE.

1355. YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD HO DOWN.

1356. NOW, SASHAY AWAY.

1357. THANK YOU.

1358. IT'S A SHAME THEY DIDN'T GET TO

1359. LOVE ME AS MUCH AS I LOVE ME.

1360. YEAH, I MIGHT HAVE COME ACROSS

1361. A LITTLE ABRASIVE.

1362. THE THING IS, ALL PUBLICITY IS

1363. GOOD PUBLICITY.

1364. SO I'M GONNA TAKE IT AND RUN

1365. WITH IT.

1366. WITH IT. PEACE THE OUT.

1367. PEACE THE OUT.

1368. CONDRAGULATIONS, LADIES.

1369. ENJOY THIS MOMENT, BECAUSE THERE

1370. ARE SIX MORE FIERCE QUEENS READY

1371. TO SNATCH THE CROWN.

1372. BITCHES BETTER BEWARE.

1373. OH,

1374. THE SIX OTHER BITCHES.

1375. IT'S LIKE TWO PRIDES OF LIONS

1376. MEETING EACH OTHER ON THE

1377. SERENGETI.

1378. THIS IS LIKE THE OUTSIDERS.

1379. I'M FROM AZUSA, OKAY?

1380. I KNOW HOW STREET FIGHTS GET

1381. DOWN.

1382. THEY'RE ALL TRYING A LITTLE

1383. TOO HARD FOR MY TASTES,

1384. ESPECIALLY THAT KIMORA LEE

1385. KARDASHIAN.

1386. I DON'T LIKE THEM.

1387. DON'T LIKE THEM.

1388. DON'T LIKE THEM.