RuPaul's Drag Race 5x9

1. PREVIOUSLY ON RUPAUL'S DRAG

2. RACE...

3. COCO MONTRESE.

4. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

5. THE PAGEANT TORE OUR FRIENDSHIP

6. APART.

7. ALYSSA AND I WILL HAVE OUR

8. MOMENT LATER.

9. JINKX, ON THE RUNWAY, I THINK

10. YOU SHOULD HAVE PREPARED MORE

11. THAN ONE LOOK.

12. EVERY WEEK I'VE DONE

13. A DIFFERENT LOOK.

14. BULLSHIT.

15. JINKX, SHE'S ALL COMEDY AND NO

16. GLAMOUR.

17. YOU WILL BE CREATING YOUR OWN

18. SIGNATURE FRAGRANCE.

19. MY FRAGRANCE IS CALLED

20. ALYSSA'S SECRET.

21. WHAT IS ALYSSA'S SECRET?

22. SON OF A BITCH.

23. CAN WE SEE YOUR BACKGROUND?

24. NEW YORK CITY.

25. UH, THAT'S TOKYO.

26. OH, IS IT?

27. I HAVE A CRUSH ON

28. IVY WINTERS.

29. RED, FOR FILTH.

30. ARE YOU RED-Y FOR ME?

31. ALASKA, YOU'RE THE WINNER OF

32. THIS CHALLENGE.

33. HA-HA!

34. ALYSSA EDWARDS, SHANTE, YOU

35. STAY.

36. IVY, SASHAY AWAY.

37. AW, IVY WINTERS.

38. "I LOVE YOU GIRLS SO MUCH.

39. YOU ALWAYS HAVE A FRIEND IN ME."

40. GIRL, SHE IS AN AMAZING

41. PERSON.

42. YEAH.

43. AMAZING, AMAZING.

44. IVY AND I WERE REALLY CONNECTING

45. AND REALLY FEELING VERY CLOSE.

46. AND THE PERSON WHO'S BEEN SUCH

47. A GOOD FRIEND TO ME IS NOW GONE.

48. COCO, NOW I KNOW WHAT IT

49. FEELS LIKE TO BE IN THE BOTTOM,

50. TWICE.

51. WAS IT HORRIFYING BEING UP

52. THERE AGAIN?

53. NO, I'M A PERFORMER, BABY.

54. THIS IS WHAT I DO.

55. SO IF I HAVE TO LIP SYNC FOR MY

56. LIFE ALL THE WAY TO THE FINAL,

57. I'LL DO WHAT I GOT TO DO.

58. SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING TO ME

59. IS, "WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER

60. ABOUT THE CHALLENGES.

61. IF I FALL SHORT EVERY TIME,

62. I'LL JUST LIP SYNC MY WAY BACK."

63. I'M CONFIDENT ABOUT

64. PERFORMANCE.

65. I'M NOT CONFIDENT IN MY ACTING.

66. THAT HORRIBLE COLOGNE COMMERCIAL

67. AND THAT KATY PERRY AND THAT—

68. BUT THOSE ARE OUR CHALLENGES.

69. LISTEN, LET ME EXPLAIN

70. SOMETHING TO YOU.

71. NO, YOU'RE NOT MY MAMA, DON'T

72. EXPLAIN NOTHING TO ME, SWEETIE.

73. SOME PEOPLE SHOULD JUST CALL

74. A SPADE A SPADE AND SAY,

75. "HEY, I LIKE COMPETITION.

76. I JUST DON'T LIKE THE WORK THAT

77. COMES ALONG WITH IT."

78. COCO, YOU AND I NEED TO TALK

79. ABOUT SOMETHING TOO.

80. SOMETHING THAT KEEPS GETTING

81. SAID TO ME AND TO ALASKA.

82. I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN LABELED AS

83. A COMEDY QUEEN IN A BELITTLING

84. WAY, AND—

85. OH, MY GOD.

86. THERE'S A DOUBLE STANDARD

87. GOING ON RIGHT NOW.

88. WHEN I DO WELL IN THE

89. CHALLENGES, THEY JUST KIND OF

90. ROLL THEIR EYES BECAUSE

91. I DON'T HAVE THEIR RESPECT.

92. I AM WORKING JUST AS HARD AS

93. ANYONE ELSE HERE AT EVERYTHING.

94. JINKX—

95. AND TO SAY THAT YOU'RE JUST A

96. COMEDY QUEEN IS BELITTLING...

97. JINKX—

98. SOMETHING I HAVE MADE MY

99. WHOLE CAREER ON—I AM TALKING.

100. IT IS SOMETHING I WORK VERY HARD

101. AT.

102. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE Y'ALL

103. CALLED US PAGEANT QUEENS?

104. JINKX, I TOLD YOU THE SAME

105. THING WHEN YOU BRUNG THIS UP.

106. THAT YOU SAID "PAGEANT QUEEN."

107. THAT'S ALL I HAD TO SAY.

108. THESE PAGEANT GIRLS KEEP

109. TELLING ME, "I DON'T WANT TO BE

110. A PAGEANT GIRL FOR THE REST OF

111. MY LIFE."

112. WELL, THEN, FUCKING STOP CALLING

113. ME THE COMEDY QUEEN.

114. I'M SICK OF THAT.

115. OF COURSE, THE PAGEANT GIRLS

116. ARE GOING TO DISCOUNT THE COMEDY

117. FREAKS.

118. THE BEST REVENGE IS JUST TO DO

119. BETTER.

120. THE WINNER OF RUPAUL'S

121. DRAG RACE RECEIVES A SICKENING

122. SUPPLY OF COLOREVOLUTION

123. COSMETICS, A LUXURY TRIP

124. COURTESY OF ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL,

125. HEADLINE LOGOS DRAG RACE TOUR

126. FEATURING ABSOLUT VODKA—

127. COCKTAILS PERFECTED—

128. AND A CASH PRIZE OF $100,000.

129. AND TONIGHT, EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST

130. JUDGES, MARIA CONCHITA ALONSO

131. AND JAMIE-LYNN SIGLER.

132. YAY.

133. GOOD "MORNTING."

134. THIS MORNING, I'M KIND OF ON

135. PINS AND NEEDLES.

136. EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST OUT FOR

137. THEMSELVES.

138. I HOPE WE GET TO DO A CHALLENGE

139. AND NOT BE IN A GROUP.

140. OOH, GIRL!

141. YOU'VE GOT SHE-MAIL.

142. LIKE SANDS THROUGH THE

143. HOURGLASS, SO ARE YOUR DAYS AT

144. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

145. ESCANDALO!

146. TO BECOME AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

147. SUPERSTAR, YOU NEED TO DELIVER

148. THE DRAMA, MAMA.

149. ADIOS, MUCHACHAS.

150. OOH.

151. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

152. FOR TODAY'S MINI-CHALLENGE,

153. WE'RE GOING TO PLAY

154. THE CRYING GAME...

155. OH, NO.

156. WHERE YOU NEED TO CRY ON CUE.

157. TEARS.

158. SO PUT ON SOME MASCARA AND MEET

159. ME IN THE SHARING CIRCLE.

160. ALASKA, CRY ME A RIVER.

161. SEBASTIAN AND I WERE WED,

162. BUT SUDDENLY, LAST SUMMER,

163. EVERYTHING CHANGED.

164. IT WAS MY FIRST DANCE RECITAL

165. EVER.

166. I WAVED BYE TO GRANDMA.

167. BYE.

168. I KNEW THAT ONE DAY I WANTED

169. TO BECOME A WOMAN.

170. I KNOW THIS WILL BE HARD TO

171. BELIEVE, SEEING AS I'M THE MOST

172. POLISHED, PRETTIEST DRAG QUEEN

173. HERE.

174. BEING AN ORANGE COUNTY

175. HOUSEWIFE... IS NOT AS GLAMOROUS

176. AS IT SEEMS.

177. MY HUSBAND, HE WAS ADDICTED TO

178. SEX.

179. IT GETS SO HARD BEING CALLED

180. THE BEARDED LADY.

181. SEPARATE ROOMS ON OUR SECOND

182. HONEYMOON.

183. OH, GOD.

184. THERE'S NOTHING MORE SAD THAN

185. THE TEARS OF A DRAG QUEEN.

186. MAYBE IT'S JUST TIME FOR ME

187. TO GO HOME TO SEATTLE.

188. JINKX WAS SUPPOSED TO BE

189. MAKING ME CRY, BUT SHE WAS

190. MAKING ME LAUGH.

191. I GAVE THAT MAN EVERYTHING

192. I HAD.

193. DETOX.

194. UM, I'M NOT GONNA LIE.

195. I'M HAVING A HARD TIME WITH THIS

196. CHALLENGE.

197. IT'S HARD FOR ME TO EVEN TRY TO

198. BE IN CHARACTER RIGHT NOW.

199. I REALLY WANT TO BE JUST

200. COMPLETELY HONEST AND JUST SAY

201. HOW DIFFICULT THIS IS.

202. I LOST MY BOYFRIEND TWO YEARS

203. AGO...

204. AND LOOKING AROUND THE ROOM AND

205. SEEING MOURNFUL-LOOKING

206. CHARACTERS, AND I FEEL LIKE I

207. FELT THE DAY THAT I SAW HIM

208. DEAD.

209. AND IT'S REALLY HARD FOR ME TO

210. TRY TO STAY OUT OF THAT RIGHT

211. NOW.

212. I'M NOT USED TO BEING SO

213. VULNERABLE AND LOOKING SO

214. VULNERABLE, AND I FEEL VERY

215. UNCOMFORTABLE.

216. THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR

217. STORY.

218. I'M SO GLAD THAT SHE IS

219. SHARING HER STORY.

220. IT'S NEVER EASY.

221. BUT SOMETHING THAT EVERY TIME

222. YOU TALK ABOUT, WILL MAKE IT

223. EASIER.

224. OKAY, GIRLS, NO MORE TEARS.

225. LADIES, THANKS AGAIN FOR

226. SHARING.

227. THE TWO WINNERS OF TODAY'S

228. MINI-CHALLENGE ARE DETOX AND

229. ALYSSA.

230. CONDRAGULATIONS.

231. FOR THIS WEEK'S MAIN CHALLENGE,

232. YOU'LL BE STARRING IN TWO

233. PRIMETIME SOAPS.

234. AND YOU'LL BE DOING IT...

235. TELENOVELA STYLE.

236. SON OF A BITCH.

237. AND IT'S ANOTHER ACTING

238. CHALLENGE.

239. ONE SCRIPT IS CASA DE LOCAS.

240. HOUSE OF THE CRAZIES.

241. THE OTHER, ELLA NO ES DAMA.

242. SHE'S NO LADY.

243. DETOX AND ALYSSA.

244. FIRST, YOU NEED TO PICK YOUR

245. CAST.

246. DETOX.

247. ROXXXY.

248. COMO?

249. ALYSSA.

250. JINKX.

251. ALL RIGHT, DETOX.

252. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, COCO,

253. BUT I HAVE TO REFORM ROLASKATOX.

254. POR QUE?

255. AY, DIOS MIO.

256. UH-OH, I DON'T WANT THE

257. JUDGES TO SEE ME RELYING ON

258. THE CRUTCH OF A CLIQUE.

259. SO THAT MEANS, COCO, YOU'RE

260. WITH ALYSSA.

261. AFTER ALL THAT DRAMA WITH

262. COCO, ME, AND JINKX, WE'RE ALL

263. ON THE SAME TEAM.

264. GO TEAM ALYSSA.

265. CABALLEROS, START YOUR

266. ENGINES.

267. AND MAY THE BEST MUJER WIN.

268. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT

269. MEMBERS OF ROLASKATOX ARE

270. WORKING TOGETHER SINCE I SORT OF

271. DECIDED THAT WE SHOULD ALL BE

272. FREE AGENTS.

273. WE ARE NOW

274. R-R-R-RICH!

275. YOU'RE SO ITALIAN.

276. MUY R-R-R-RICO.

277. THAT WAS PERFECT.

278. NO, IT'S TERRIBLE.

279. SOMETIMES DETOX'S SENSE OF

280. HUMOR GETS IN THE WAY OF TAKING

281. THE THINGS THAT NEED TO BE TAKEN

282. SERIOUSLY SERIOUS.

283. MICHELLE ALREADY WARNED YOU.

284. CLIQUES CAN BE DANGEROUS.

285. THAT REUNION OF ROLASKATOX MIGHT

286. BE BROKEN UP REAL FAST.

287. COMING UP...

288. YOU CAST COCO AS THE UGLY,

289. STUPID MAID?

290. YES.

291. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, DETOX.

292. AH!

293. OH, MY GOD, THAT'S

294. SICKENING, MISS THING!

295. YOU HAVE TO USE IT.

296. TODAY'S MAIN CHALLENGE IS

297. SERVING UP TELENOVELA REALNESS.

298. OH, MY GOD, I LOVE IT.

299. VAYA CON DIOS.

300. TELENOVELA IS VERY LOUD AND

301. IN YOUR FACE AND DRAMATIC.

302. MUERTE.

303. AND I AM CARRYING HIS BABY.

304. ALYSSA'S NOT AN ACTRESS,

305. BUT I GUESS LIKE SHE SAID, "I'LL

306. BE BAD IN EVERY CHALLENGE AND

307. JUST GET BY ON THE LIP SYNC."

308. I HAVE THE SAME DISEASE!

309. I'M GONNA BE REAL DRAMA THERE.

310. YOU GOT TO REALLY, LIKE,

311. BRING IT IN, 'CAUSE YOU RUSHING

312. IT LIKE, "I HAVE THE SAME

313. DISEASE!"

314. I THINK COCO IS DEFINITELY

315. TRYING TO THROW ME OFF MY GAME,

316. AND I HAVE TO ZONE HER OUT.

317. HOLA, HOLA, HOLA.

318. DONDE ESTA EL DRAMA?

319. AQUI, AQUI, AQUI, AQUI.

320. HELLO, TEAM ALYSSA.

321. LA CASA DE LOCAS.

322. YEAH.

323. SO WHAT ROLE ARE YOU PLAYING,

324. ALYSSA?

325. I AM PLAYING A GLAMOROUS

326. WOMAN OF THE HOUSE.

327. THE RULER.

328. UH-HUH.

329. AND JINKX IS MY 18-YEAR-OLD

330. VIRGINAL DAUGHTER.

331. SO YOU CAST COCO AS THE UGLY,

332. STUPID MAID?

333. YES.

334. COCO, IN THE PAST, YOU AND

335. ALYSSA HAVE HAD YOUR

336. DIFFERENCES.

337. HAVE YOU GUYS WORKED THROUGH

338. THAT?

339. NO.

340. WELL, I'M JUST TRYING TO

341. GAUGE HOW CLOSE YOU GUYS WERE

342. AND HOW BIG THIS RIFF WAS.

343. WE WERE CLOSE.

344. I'M THINKING THE TURNING

345. POINT WITH ANNE BANCROFT

346. AND SHIRLEY MACLAINE.

347. LET'S DO TYRA BANKS AND NAOMI

348. CAMPBELL.

349. OH, OKAY.

350. OH, I'M TYRA BANKS.

351. CAN I HEAR A LITTLE BIT OF

352. IT?

353. MAMACITA, MAMACITA, PABLO

354. ASKED ME TO MAR-R-R-RY HIM.

355. WAIT A MINUTE, IS SHE ITALIAN

356. OR IS SHE—

357. OH, IS IT COMING OFF ITALIAN?

358. YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.

359. HAVE I BEEN ITALIAN THIS

360. WHOLE TIME?

361. IF YOU HEAR THE NAMES OF

362. FOOD, YOU WILL VIOLENTLY ORGASM.

363. READ MY LINES.

364. YOU GOT A LOT OF LINES TO

365. MEMORIZE.

366. YOU KNOW, WE'RE DOWN TO SIX

367. GIRLS NOW, AND THE STAKES ARE

368. VERY HIGH, ALL RIGHT?

369. THANK YOU.

370. I'M GONNA LET YOU GET BACK TO

371. IT.

372. ADIOS.

373. THANKS, RU.

374. ADIOS.

375. TEAM DETOX.

376. OH, MY GOODNESS.

377. HI, RU.

378. SO YOU'RE PLAYING THE YOUNG

379. INGENUE.

380. YES, I AM THE VIRGINAL

381. 18-YEAR-OLD.

382. I THINK WE KNOW WHY I'M

383. A VIRGIN.

384. NOW, DETOX, YOU REUNITED

385. ROLASKATOX.

386. UH-HUH.

387. IS THAT A GOOD IDEA?

388. COULD IT BE A LITTLE BIT OF

389. A EASY CRUTCH?

390. WE JUST ARE SO FULL OF

391. PERSONALITY, AND WE HAVE A LOT

392. OF FUN WORKING TOGETHER.

393. WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S GREAT TO

394. HAVE FUN, BUT YOU ALSO NEED TO

395. TAKE THIS CHALLENGE SERIOUSLY.

396. NOW, ALASKA, WHAT ARE YOU

397. WORRIED ABOUT IN THIS CHALLENGE?

398. IF EVERY LINE IS OVER

399. THE TOP, THEN IT'S LIKE,

400. THE REALLY, LIKE, ZINGER LINES

401. LOSE THEIR—

402. I HAVE TO TAKE THIS OFF.

403. NOW, DETOX, ON THE MAIN

404. STAGE, THE CRITICISM YOU GET IS

405. THAT WE'RE GETTING "D" PLUS.

406. WE WANT "A" PLUS FROM YOU.

407. AND I'M JUST INTERESTED THAT

408. YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE IT TO THAT

409. PLACE WEARING A MASK.

410. WHATCHU TALKIN' 'BOUT,

411. WILLIS?

412. THIS IS GETTING DOWN TO

413. THE WIRE.

414. SOMEBODY'S GONNA GO HOME.

415. AND YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE IT'S

416. NOT YOU.

417. RIGHT.

418. YOU GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.

419. GET AT IT.

420. ALL RIGHT, LADIES, GATHER

421. AROUND.

422. IN A MOMENT, YOU'LL HEAD TO THE

423. TELENOVELA SET, AND TOMORROW ON

424. THE MAIN STAGE, THE CATEGORY IS

425. LATINA GLAMOROSA EXTRAVAGANZA.

426. OOH.

427. SEÑORITAS.

428. GOOD LUCK AND DON'T FUCK

429. IT UP.

430. BYE, ESES.

431. HER CRITIQUE WAS ABOUT THIS

432. MASK.

433. I DON'T FEEL IT ANYMORE.

434. GIRL, I'VE BEEN READ TOO MANY

435. TIMES FOR WEARING MASKS.

436. YEAH.

437. I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH THIS

438. MASK THE WHOLE DAY.

439. I ALWAYS LISTEN TO CRITIQUES,

440. AND SHE TOLD US THAT FOR A

441. REASON.

442. I THINK THAT PEOPLE ARE

443. TAKING THIS WHOLE MASK THING

444. A LITTLE BIT TOO SERIOUSLY.

445. SO WE'RE GOOD ON COSTUMES?

446. UH, PRETTY MUCH.

447. DO YOU THINK I SHOULD WEAR

448. THIS DRESS, JINKX?

449. THE GOLD ONE.

450. NOW SHE'S JUST GOING THROUGH

451. MY WARDROBE.

452. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON

453. WITH ALYSSA.

454. SHE'S OVER IN JINKX'S WARDROBE,

455. TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO WEAR

456. FOR THE CHALLENGE?

457. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

458. OW, FUCK!

459. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

460. I JUST STABBED MYSELF.

461. GIRL, ALL TEA ALL SHADE,

462. THE DRESS DOESN'T FIT.

463. YOU'VE GOT A TON OF—

464. BULL FANTASY FAT.

465. ALYSSA, FOR A PAGEANT GIRL,

466. SHE SURE DIDN'T BRING NO

467. CLOTHES.

468. I THINK IT'S TIME FOR HER TO GO.

469. AND I DON'T THINK I'M THE ONLY

470. ONE THAT FEELS THAT WAY.

471. COMING UP...

472. MEET YOUR HANDSOME LEADING MAN.

473. WHAT?

474. THAT'S YOUR ORGASM, ALYSSA?

475. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE?

476. TEAM DETOX.

477. HOLA, COMO ESTA?

478. OH!

479. MY GROUP IS JUST ABOUT TO

480. START SHOOTING OUR TELENOVELA,

481. AND WE'RE READY TO BLOW IT OUT

482. OF THE FUCKING PARK.

483. WELCOME TO THIS LAVISH SET,

484. FURNISHED BY FORM DECOR.

485. AND SAY HELLO TO MARIA CONCHITA

486. ALONSO.

487. QUE BONITAS.

488. AND, LADIES, MEET YOUR

489. HANDSOME LEADING MAN—

490. WILMER VALDERRAMA.

491. WHAT?

492. SHUT UP!

493. HE IS SO GORGEOUS.

494. I WANT TO HAVE HIS BABIES.

495. ALL RIGHT.

496. ACCION.

497. DIEGO.

498. QUE PASO?

499. HE IS DEAD.

500. AND NOW WE MUST DETERMINE WHICH

501. ONE OF US KILLED HIM.

502. I COULDN'T KILL HIM.

503. DIEGO LOVED ME.

504. AND...

505. I GAVE HIM MY VIRGINITY.

506. AND—

507. CUT.

508. TRY TO KEEP THE PACE UP.

509. ACCION.

510. BRING US THE POISON.

511. OUR POISON BIT IS GOING ON

512. A LONG TIME.

513. ROXXXY AND I ARE SORT OF

514. STANDING THERE LIKE—

515. CUT.

516. WHEN YOU'RE SERVING IT, YOU

517. DON'T REALLY HAVE TO BE SERVING

518. THREE BECAUSE WE CAN'T SEE THAT

519. YOU'RE GOING ONE, TWO, THREE.

520. OKAY.

521. SO TO MAKE IT FASTER, JUST—

522. YOU KNOW?

523. OH, OKAY, SO—OKAY.

524. LADIES, LET'S GET INTO YOUR

525. POSITIONS.

526. NOW, ROXXXY, ARE YOU INCHING

527. OVER TO WILMER'S CROTCH?

528. ONLY MY HAND, BUT YOU CAN'T

529. SEE IT, RIGHT?

530. HORN DOG.

531. ACTION.

532. AGH!

533. CUT.

534. THE SLAPPING LOOKED A LITTLE—

535. YOU KNOW.

536. AGH!

537. CUT.

538. OKAY.

539. LADIES, YOU'RE FINE.

540. WHAT?

541. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

542. BYE, WILMER.

543. TEAM ALYSSA.

544. COMO ESTA?

545. MUY BIEN.

546. SI.

547. WE'RE PREPARED, AND WE ARE

548. PREPARED TO TAKE THIS SET BY

549. STORM AND REALLY DELIVER

550. THE DRAMA.

551. ACCION.

552. IT IS I WHO CAST THE SPELL.

553. YOU ARE MUY ESTUPIDA IF YOU

554. THINK YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER

555. OUR FAMILIA.

556. I AM SERVING UP SOME SOFIA

557. "VERGAR-R-A-RASA" REALNESS.

558. WHEN I'M NOT TALKING, I WANT TO

559. BE REACTING TO WHAT OTHER PEOPLE

560. ARE SAYING.

561. MARIA, I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS.

562. IF YOU HEAR THE NAMES OF FOOD,

563. YOU WILL ORGASM SO VIOLENTLY.

564. CHIMICHANGA.

565. AH, OH!

566. AY, AY, SI, SI!

567. SI, SI!

568. NACHO GRANDE!

569. AH!

570. AY, AY!

571. OH, OH!

572. CUT.

573. WHEN JINKXY IS DOING THE ORGASM,

574. ALYSSA, YOU NEED TO AT LEAST

575. MATCH WHAT JINKX IS DOING.

576. OKAY.

577. AH, COME ON, ALYSSA, I

578. REALLY, REALLY WANT YOU TO PULL

579. THIS OFF.

580. WE ARE A TEAM.

581. AND IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE AN

582. ORGASM, SO, YOU KNOW—

583. YEAH.

584. I WAS TRYING TO BE LIKE

585. A 48-YEAR-OLD HAVING IT.

586. YEAH, BUT YOU ALSO WANT TO

587. STEAL THE SCENE, YOU KNOW.

588. YEAH, OKAY.

589. CHIMICHANGA.

590. WHOEVER ALYSSA IS SLEEPING

591. WITH IS APPARENTLY NOT DOING

592. THEIR JOB.

593. NO!

594. AND CUT.

595. THAT'S YOUR ORGASM, ALYSSA?

596. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE?

597. YEAH.

598. I'M FEELING SO INSECURE, AND

599. IT'S FRUSTRATING BECAUSE I WANT

600. TO BE SO FIERCE AND SO

601. SICKENING, AND I'M NOT.

602. ACTION.

603. HAVE YOU SEEN MARIA OR HER

604. MOTHER?

605. NO ESTA AQUI.

606. CUT.

607. NO ESTAN.

608. NO ESTAN.

609. AQUI.

610. AQUI.

611. YES.

612. NO ESTAN QUI.

613. THEY ARE—

614. OH, MY GOD.

615. WILMER.

616. OOH.

617. CUT.

618. I LOOKED AT HIM, AND I FORGOT

619. MY LINE.

620. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE DINNER

621. WITH ME?

622. I FORGOT MY LINE, RU.

623. THAT'S NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING

624. FOR US AS A GROUP.

625. I'M NERVOUS BECAUSE I DON'T WANT

626. MY VERY BEST TO BE OVERSHADOWED

627. BY SOMEONE ELSE'S VERY WORST.

628. THAT'S A WRAP.

629. OOH.

630. GET READY FOR THE KRAKEN.

631. GET READY FOR THE KRAKEN,

632. DARLING.

633. COMING INTO TONIGHT'S

634. ELIMINATION, WE'RE ALL ON PINS

635. AND NEEDLES, BECAUSE WE DO NOT

636. KNOW WHAT THE EDITED, FINISHED

637. PRODUCT IS GONNA LOOK LIKE.

638. LOOK, SOMEONE'S GONNA GO HOME,

639. SO I NEED TO GET MY WIGS READY.

640. ALYSSA, IF YOU WEAR ONE MORE

641. DO, BITCH, WHERE YOU WHIP IT OFF

642. TO ONE SIDE—

643. GIRL, IF YOU WEAR ONE MORE

644. STRETCH COSTUME, GIRL—

645. GO WORK ON YOUR OUTFITS,

646. 'CAUSE I THINK YOU'RE RUNNING

647. OUT.

648. OOH!

649. IT'S DONE.

650. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, ALYSSA, DO

651. YOU HAVE ENOUGH STUFF TO GET

652. THROUGH THE REST OF THE

653. COMPETITION?

654. GIRL, YES, MA'AM.

655. AND I CAN SEW IF I HAVE TO SEW.

656. ALYSSA, YOU AIN'T GONNA HAVE

657. TO SEW 'CAUSE YOU'LL BE GOIN'

658. IN EVERYBODY ELSE'S WARDROBE.

659. OH!

660. AH!

661. HOLD ON NOW, BUT LET'S GET

662. SOMETHING CLEAR.

663. THAT WAS FOR THE CHALLENGE.

664. BABY, I AIN'T NEVER WORE NONE OF

665. Y'ALL'S STUFF ON THE RUNWAY.

666. I AIN'T NEVER HAD TO, AND I

667. NEVER WILL.

668. GIRL, IF YOU HAD AS MUCH

669. ENERGY IN YOUR ORGASM YESTERDAY

670. AS YOU GOT RIGHT NOW, WE WOULD

671. HAVE BEEN FINE.

672. OOH!

673. COCO THINKS SHE'S SMART.

674. I THINK IT'S A PART OF COCO'S

675. CHARACTER TO TAKE LOW BLOWS.

676. WHEN ALL THE PAGEANT STUFF WENT

677. DOWN, SHE DID THE SAME THING.

678. ARE YOU SCARED GOING INTO

679. THIS RUNWAY?

680. I FEEL CONFIDENT WITH MY LOOK

681. TODAY BECAUSE IT'S A CLEAR

682. CONCEPT FROM HEAD TO TOE.

683. I'M GONNA DO DIA DE LOS MUERTOS.

684. I'M GONNA DO SKELETON MAKEUP.

685. JINKX MONSOON, THE BUFFOON.

686. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, GIRL?

687. YOU'RE GOING OUT THERE AS

688. SKELETOR?

689. ONE JUDGE DID SAY, I THINK IT

690. WAS MICHELLE, THAT YOU'RE KIND

691. OF COSTUME-Y.

692. I REALLY WANT TO WEAR THIS

693. COSTUME.

694. BUT IT'S A RISK.

695. IF IT DOESN'T LAND, IT'S LIKE

696. ME TELLING JOKES.

697. THEN IT WAS, IT WAS A COMPLETE

698. MISS.

699. ARE YOU SINGLE RIGHT NOW?

700. I STARTED TRYING TO, LIKE,

701. KIND OF DATE A LITTLE BIT.

702. YEAH.

703. AFTERWARDS, UM—

704. OPENING UP ABOUT MY EX-BOYFRIEND

705. IS STILL REALLY DIFFICULT.

706. OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS SO

707. TUMULTUOUS, ESPECIALLY TOWARDS

708. THE END.

709. WHEN I ENDED UP TRYING TO BREAK

710. UP WITH HIM, HE GOT REALLY CRAZY

711. AND STARTED STALKING ME, AND

712. WAS, LIKE, THREATENING MY LIFE

713. AND, LIKE, TELLING ME...

714. WHAT?

715. HE WAS GONNA FIND ME.

716. THEN, TWO WEEKS LATER, HE WAS

717. DEAD, SO—

718. I SAW THE BODY.

719. I GOT TO THE HOUSE, AND THERE HE

720. WAS.

721. THERE'S NOT A DAY THAT GOES BY

722. THAT I DON'T THINK ABOUT HIM.

723. BUT IT WAS TOUGH, GIRL.

724. IT WAS SO HARD.

725. I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT

726. I ALWAYS WILL LOVE YOU.

727. LETTING ROXXXY KNOW A LITTLE

728. BIT MORE ABOUT IT WAS NICE,

729. BECAUSE I'VE NEVER GONE TO

730. A THERAPIST.

731. I'VE NEVER REALLY TALKED TO

732. ANYBODY ABOUT THE WAY THAT

733. I FEEL.

734. AND I THINK THIS EXPERIENCE IS

735. JUST BRINGING ROXXXY AND I

736. CLOSER TOGETHER.

737. COMING UP...

738. I HAVE NO FREAKIN' CLUE WHAT

739. YOU SAID IN THAT NOVELA.

740. I DON'T GET IT.

741. I DON'T GET WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED

742. TO BE.

743. WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE OF

744. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

745. MICHELLE VISAGE.

746. HOLA, MAMA.

747. HOLA, MI CORAZON.

748. SHAKE THE DICE AND STEAL

749. THE RICE AND BEANS.

750. SANTINO.

751. YA TU SABES.

752. AY CARAMBA, IT'S MARIA

753. CONCHITA ALONSO.

754. YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.

755. GRACIAS.

756. AND A SEXY SEÑORITA WHO'S NO

757. STRANGER TO PRIMETIME DRAMA.

758. FROM GUYS WITH KIDS,

759. JAMIE-LYNN SIGLER.

760. YOU LOOK SO PRETTY TONIGHT.

761. NOT AS PRETTY AS YOU.

762. THIS WEEK, OUR QUEENS WERE

763. CHALLENGED TO DELIVER THE DRAMA

764. IN TWO TELENOVELAS.

765. AND TONIGHT, THEY'RE READY

766. TO MAKE US GAG ON THEIR

767. LATINA GLAMOROSA ELEGANZA.

768. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES,

769. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

770. UP FIRST, DETOX.

771. I'M BULLISH ON THAT LOOK.

772. I'M SERVING UP MARIACHI

773. REALNESS.

774. OH, AY, DIOS MIOS.

775. I BET SHE'S GOT SOME

776. COCK-AND-BULL STORY.

777. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

778. CHECK OUT THOSE CHICHIS.

779. HEY, I'M THE ONLY LATINA

780. LEFT, SO I HAVE TO REPRESENT.

781. I CAN SEE HER

782. COOCHIE-COOCHIE.

783. OKAY.

784. THE 49TH STATE, ALASKA.

785. AY, CARAMBA.

786. I'M SHAKING MY MARACAS.

787. I BOUGHT CHA-CHA HEELS FOR

788. CHRISTMAS.

789. I GOT TO TEACH YOU HOW TO

790. PLAY THE MARACAS.

791. MUCHO MUCHACHA.

792. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

793. VERY DRAMATIC, HUH?

794. SHE'S A SPANISH FLY GIRL.

795. UM, TONIGHT, I'M SERVING

796. LATIN FISH DRAMA.

797. LOOK AT THAT LEGWORK.

798. YES.

799. HYPEREXTENSION.

800. SERVING TEX-MEX.

801. COCO MONTRESE.

802. OOH.

803. LOCO FOR COCO.

804. I'M GIVING THE JUDGES DOROTHY

805. DANDRIDGE LATINA GLAMOUR, BABY.

806. HER NAME WAS LOLA FALANA.

807. LOLA, DO YOU WANNA?

808. JINKX MONSOON.

809. DRAG OF THE DEAD.

810. I FEEL FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC.

811. LOOKING SPOOKY AND SEXY ALL AT

812. THE SAME TIME.

813. YOU KNOW, JINKX IS LIKE ALL

814. THE OTHER SUPERMODELS,

815. JUST SKIN AND BONES.

816. YES.

817. BUENAS NOCHES, LADIES.

818. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR

819. TELENOVELAS.

820. FIRST UP, ELLA NO ES DAMA.

821. WE MUST DETERMINE WHICH ONE

822. OF US KILLED HIM.

823. I COULDN'T KILL HIM.

824. I GAVE HIM MY VIRGINITY!

825. AND...

826. I'M CARRYING HIS BABY.

827. AH!

828. AGH!

829. DIEGO LOVED ME.

830. HE DIDN'T MIND THAT I WAS

831. OLD.

832. AND I AM CARRYING HIS BABY.

833. AGH!

834. HOW COULD DIEGO LOVE YOU,

835. WHEN HE LOVED ME?

836. AND I AM CARRYING HIS BABY DOS.

837. THERE IS ONLY ONE THING LEFT

838. FOR US TO DO.

839. BRING US THE POISON.

840. VAYA CON DIOS.

841. SO STUPID.

842. YOU'RE TELLING ME.

843. OH, MY BROTHER.

844. THE BEAUTIFUL DRAG QUEEN.

845. NO ERES UNA DAMA.

846. I'VE BEEN WORKING HERE FIVE

847. YEARS.

848. YOU'D THINK THEY'D NOTICE THIS

849. ADAM'S APPLE FROM NOW, HUH?

850. WE WILL NOW BE VERY RICH.

851. MUY RICO!

852. NEXT UP, CASA DE LOCAS.

853. I HAVE BAD NEWS.

854. HILDA...

855. GET OUT, YOU UGLY, STUPID MAID.

856. MARIA, YOU HAVE A RARE, FATAL

857. CONDITION.

858. OH!

859. IF YOU HEAR THE NAMES OF

860. FOOD, YOU WILL ORGASM SO

861. VIOLENTLY THAT YOU WILL—

862. I HAVE THE SAME DISEASE.

863. NOOO!

864. NOW THAT YOU

865. MENTION IT, WE NEVER TALK ABOUT

866. FOOD.

867. IT IS I WHO PUT THE CURSE ON

868. LA CASA DE LOCAS.

869. HILDA!

870. YOU ARE MUY ESTUPIDA IF YOU

871. THINK YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER

872. OUR FAMILIA!

873. CHIMICHANGA!

874. SI, SI!

875. Y... FISH TACO!

876. NO!

877. YES!

878. NO!

879. YES!

880. IS MARIA OR SU MADRE HERE?

881. NO ESTAN AQUI.

882. MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU WITH

883. SOMETHING?

884. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE DINNER

885. WITH ME?

886. I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.

887. NOW, THIS WEEK YOU'VE WORKED

888. IN GROUPS.

889. BUT TONIGHT, YOU'LL BE JUDGED AS

890. INDIVIDUALS.

891. IT'S TIME FOR THE JUDGES'

892. CRITIQUES.

893. COMING UP...

894. I THINK YOU WERE INTIMIDATED.

895. THAT DRESS IS PROBABLY ONE OF

896. THE WORST I'VE EVER SEEN IN FIVE

897. SEASONS.

898. ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR

899. THE JUDGES' CRITIQUES.

900. STARTING WITH... DETOX.

901. I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THE

902. SOMBRERO.

903. IT'S SO CAMPY, AND THE OUTFIT IS

904. SO NOT.

905. ON TO THE TELENOVELA.

906. THE VILLAIN HAS TO HAVE THE

907. BIGGEST PRESENCE, SO I WANTED

908. YOU TO JUST HAVE SOMETHING

909. A LITTLE BIT GREATER.

910. NEXT UP, ROXXXY ANDREWS.

911. TONIGHT ON THE RUNWAY, YOUR

912. MAKEUP LOOKS AMAZING.

913. MORE SO THAN EVER BEFORE.

914. THIS IS THE LEAST AMOUNT OF

915. MAKEUP I'VE WORN EVER.

916. YOU LOOK STUNNING.

917. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

918. AND THE TELENOVELA, FROM THE

919. WAY YOU MOVED YOUR BODY TO YOUR

920. HIGH-PITCHED VOICE, THE WAY YOU

921. MOVED YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU GOT

922. SLAPPED.

923. YOU TOOK THAT ROLE, AND YOU DID

924. GREAT THINGS WITH IT, AND I WAS

925. REALLY IMPRESSED.

926. UP NEXT, ALASKA.

927. HI.

928. TONIGHT ON THE RUNWAY, YOU

929. GAVE US ANOTHER UPBEAT WALK,

930. AND IT WORKS FOR YOU.

931. CRUELLA DE VIL.

932. THAT'S WHAT I SAW WHEN YOU WERE

933. ACTING, WHICH YOU DID A VERY

934. GOOD JOB.

935. I THINK YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY

936. GIFTED.

937. I COULD TAKE NOTES FROM YOU,

938. FOR SURE.

939. THANK YOU.

940. UP NEXT, ALYSSA EDWARDS.

941. ALYSSA, I HAVE NO FREAKIN'

942. CLUE WHAT YOU SAID IN THAT

943. NOVELA.

944. YOU TURNED INTO DRACULA

945. A FEW TIMES.

946. I WAS LIKE, WHAT?

947. TONIGHT, THAT DRESS IS

948. PROBABLY ONE OF THE WORST

949. DRESSES I'VE EVER SEEN ON THIS

950. RUNWAY IN FIVE SEASONS.

951. IT IS SUCH A MESS.

952. I DON'T GET IT.

953. I DON'T GET WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED

954. TO BE.

955. OKAY, WHEN YOU GO TO THE

956. CLUBS, EVERY SINGLE, EACH AND

957. EVERY NIGHT, YOU DON'T ASK THE

958. GIRLS, "DID YOU SEW THAT?

959. DID YOU MAKE THAT?

960. WERE YOU FUNNY THE OTHER NIGHT

961. TO GET HERE?"

962. BUT IF YOU SAY TONIGHT, LIP SYNC

963. FOR YOUR LIFE, I'M GONNA LIP

964. SYNC FOR MY LIFE, AND IF I'M

965. ABLE TO STAY, I'LL DO IT EVERY

966. DAMN WEEK BECAUSE I AM AN

967. ENTERTAINER.

968. ALYSSA, EVERY LAST ONE OF

969. THESE GIRLS ARE AMAZING

970. PERFORMERS.

971. I DIDN'T DISCREDIT NOBODY.

972. IT COMES ACROSS AS IF, "I'M

973. THE BEST ENTERTAINER UP HERE,

974. AND IF I HAVE TO LIP SYNC FOR MY

975. LIFE EVERY NIGHT, I'LL LIP SYNC

976. MY WAY ALL THE WAY TO THE

977. CROWN."

978. THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.

979. ALYSSA, WE KNOW YOU GOT IT.

980. YOUR CHARACTERISTICS ARE FUNNY,

981. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, YOU'RE THE

982. TOTAL PACKAGE.

983. I'M JUST NOT SURE IF YOU KNOW

984. HOW TO CONNECT THE PIECES.

985. YOU KNOW?

986. THANK YOU.

987. ALL RIGHT.

988. THANKS, ALYSSA.

989. NEXT UP, JINKX MONSOON.

990. UM...

991. YOU CONFUSE ME SOMETIMES.

992. AND THAT'S A GOOD THING.

993. KEEP ME ON MY DAMN TOES.

994. I WAS REALLY SHOCKED BY YOUR

995. OUTFIT TONIGHT, BUT I LOVE IT.

996. I THINK IT'S REALLY FUN.

997. IN THE TELENOVELA, YOU WERE

998. PERFECTION.

999. YOUR CHANGE OF EMOTION ON A

1000. DIME, TO YOU HUMPING THE COUCH

1001. WHEN YOU WERE HAVING YOUR

1002. ORGASM.

1003. YOU DID THE BEST ORGASM!

1004. NEXT UP, COCO MONTRESE.

1005. HI, RU.

1006. YOUR LOOK TONIGHT ON THE

1007. RUNWAY, I LOVE IT.

1008. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MANGO COLOR.

1009. YOU WORKED THAT JUMPSUIT.

1010. GREAT CHOICE.

1011. IN THE TELENOVELA, I WAS LEFT

1012. WANTING MORE.

1013. I THINK YOU WERE A LITTLE BIT

1014. INTIMIDATED WHEN YOU GOT NEXT

1015. TO WILMER.

1016. THANK YOU, LADIES.

1017. I THINK WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

1018. WHILE YOU ENJOY AN ABSOLUT

1019. COCKTAIL IN THE INTERIOR

1020. ILLUSIONS LOUNGE, THE JUDGES AND

1021. I WILL DELIBERATE.

1022. YOU MAY LEAVE THE STAGE.

1023. ALL RIGHT, JUST BETWEEN US

1024. CHICAS, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

1025. LET'S START WITH DETOX.

1026. TONIGHT ON THE RUNWAY, THIS

1027. REALLY WASN'T DETOX'S BEST

1028. EFFORT.

1029. AND I EXPECT MORE FROM HER.

1030. WELL, SHE SLAPPED VERY GOOD.

1031. WHICH IS VERY IMPORTANT

1032. IN A TELENOVELA.

1033. YES.

1034. SHE WAS FUNNY-ISH WITH BABY

1035. DOS BUT COULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH

1036. BIGGER.

1037. LIKE, THAT WAS A WASTED

1038. OPPORTUNITY.

1039. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

1040. SHE LOOKED SO PRETTY WITH

1041. THAT BLACK HAIR, AND HER MAKEUP

1042. LOOKED GORGEOUS.

1043. AND HER BODY SHAPE WITH THE

1044. CINCH WAIST.

1045. SHE JUST MELTED MY LOINS.

1046. WELL, I LOVED SEEING HER

1047. CINCHED IN LIKE THAT.

1048. AND THE HAIR, AND SHE DREW ON

1049. THE LATIN CURLS.

1050. OH, ON THE FACE.

1051. THAT'S SO CUTE.

1052. YEAH. AND IN THE TELENOVELA.

1053. SHE WAS STRONG.

1054. EVERYTHING SHE DID,

1055. THE PHYSICALITY, HER VOICE,

1056. THE PITCH.

1057. SHE STOOD OUT.

1058. ROXXXY REDEEMED HERSELF THIS

1059. WEEK FROM THE PAST TWO WEEKS OF

1060. KIND OF LETTING US DOWN.

1061. ALASKA.

1062. ELLA NO ES DAMA REALLY WAS

1063. THE BETTER OF THE TWO

1064. TELENOVELAS BECAUSE OF ALASKA.

1065. IT WAS A VERY LAYERED

1066. PERFORMANCE.

1067. SHE'S A GIFTED COMEDIAN.

1068. TONIGHT ON THE RUNWAY,

1069. THE DRESS LOOKED REALLY CHEAP.

1070. BUT SHE GAVE US A LITTLE MORE

1071. ASS.

1072. YES.

1073. AND YOU LIKE THAT.

1074. HELL, YEAH, I LIKE MORE ASS.

1075. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

1076. WHAT DID YOU THINK OF HER OUTFIT

1077. ON THE RUNWAY?

1078. WHOEVER MADE THAT FOR HER IS

1079. FIRED.

1080. THANKS A LOT, GRANDMA.

1081. AND WHAT'D YOU THINK OF HER

1082. IN THE TELENOVELA?

1083. THAT ROLE COULD HAVE BEEN SO,

1084. SO BIG AND FUNNY, BECAUSE SHE'S

1085. SO INTRIGUING TO ME.

1086. HOW IS IT THAT SHE DOESN'T

1087. KNOW HOW TO HAM IT UP IN FRONT

1088. OF A CAMERA?

1089. SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S

1090. GOT.

1091. SHE WAS ALREADY TALKING

1092. ABOUT, LIKE, HAVING TO LIP SYNC

1093. FOR HER LIFE TONIGHT.

1094. IF THAT INNER DIALOGUE IS

1095. SAYING, YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA FAIL

1096. AT THIS OR I'M NOT ANY GOOD AT

1097. THIS, WELL, HELLO, THAT'S WHAT

1098. YOU GET, YOU KNOW.

1099. YES.

1100. JINKXY MONSOON.

1101. SHE IS A VERY GOOD ACTRESS.

1102. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.

1103. SHE'S FUNNY.

1104. SHE TOOK THAT SCRIPT, AND SHE

1105. MADE IT HER OWN.

1106. THAT TAKES A REALLY TALENTED

1107. PERSON TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT.

1108. SHE LOOKED FLAWLESS IN THAT

1109. TELENOVELA.

1110. YEAH.

1111. THE DIA DE LOS MUERTOS.

1112. IT WAS SHOCKING.

1113. I THINK SHE LOOKED FIERCE THE

1114. WAY SHE DID IT.

1115. I LOVED THE COJONES IT TOOK

1116. TO DO THAT, AND IT REALLY DID

1117. CATCH ME BY SURPRISE.

1118. COCO MONTRESE.

1119. I THOUGHT SHE LOOKED

1120. GORGEOUS.

1121. I MEAN, THIS IS HER COLOR,

1122. THE SHAPE, EVEN THE CHEAPISH

1123. FLOWERS.

1124. IN THE NOVELA, I THINK THERE

1125. WERE A LOT OF WEIRD CHOICES

1126. AND MISSED OPPORTUNITIES.

1127. A LOT OF LITERAL ACTING OUT,

1128. WHICH IS, LIKE, CARDINAL SIN

1129. NUMBER ONE.

1130. I WANTED HER TO STAND OUT SO

1131. MUCH MORE.

1132. IT FELT AS IF HER ROLE WAS

1133. INSIGNIFICANT UNTIL THE END WHEN

1134. YOU REALIZED WHAT IT WAS, AND

1135. THEN YOU JUST WISHED THAT IT WAS

1136. MORE THAN THAT.

1137. SILENCE.

1138. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1139. BRING BACK MY GIRLS.

1140. WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1141. I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

1142. ROXXXY ANDREWS, AS TERESA THE

1143. VIRGIN, YOU REALLY GAVE IT UP.

1144. YOU'RE SAFE.

1145. THANK YOU.

1146. ALASKA...

1147. YOU'RE SAFE.

1148. THANK YOU.

1149. JINKX MONSOON, THIS WEEK,

1150. YOU CAME, YOU SAW...

1151. AND YOU CAME AGAIN.

1152. YOU'RE THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S

1153. CHALLENGE.

1154. THANK YOU.

1155. YOU'VE WON A PAIR OF FAUX FUR

1156. COATS FROM FABULOUS-FURS.

1157. IT'S MUY MAGNIFICO.

1158. I AM THE FIRST ONE TO WIN TWO

1159. CHALLENGES IN THIS COMPETITION.

1160. ALYSSA EDWARDS, YOUR

1161. PERFORMANCE IN THE TELENOVELA

1162. DID NOT HAVE US SCREAMING IN

1163. ECSTASY.

1164. I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE

1165. UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1166. COCO MONTRESE, AS HILDA THE

1167. MAID, YOU WERE A LITTLE...

1168. DUSTY.

1169. DETOX, AS CONSUELA THE MAID,

1170. YOU... DIDN'T CLEAN UP.

1171. COCO MONTRESE...

1172. I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE

1173. UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1174. OOH.

1175. DETOX, YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER

1176. GIRLS.

1177. TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

1178. LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

1179. TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE YOURSELF

1180. FROM ELIMINATION.

1181. THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO

1182. LIP SYNC FOR YOUR LIFE.

1183. FROM THE FIRST DAY I WALKED

1184. INTO THE WORKROOM AND I SAW HER

1185. FACE, I WANTED TO STEP ON THAT

1186. STAGE ACROSS FROM HER AND GET

1187. VINDICATION.

1188. AFTER ALL THE DRAMA WITH OUR

1189. LAST PAGEANT EXPERIENCE, WE BOTH

1190. WANT THIS CROWN.

1191. THIS WILL BE THE TIEBREAKER.

1192. GOOD LUCK, AND DON'T FUCK

1193. IT UP.

1194. I'M MAKING SURE THE JUDGES

1195. SEE EVERY WORD THAT'S COMING

1196. OUT OF MY MOUTH, AS IF I WAS

1197. PAULA ABDUL HERSELF.

1198. THAT SPINNING JUMP INTO

1199. THE SPLIT?

1200. I MEAN, COME ON.

1201. COCO'S SPINNING VERY

1202. BEAUTIFUL.

1203. HER OUTFIT WORKS PERFECTLY FOR

1204. THE DANCE MOVES.

1205. MISS THING, SHE IS EVERYTHING.

1206. THE LIP-SYNC IS JAW-DROPPING.

1207. IT'S GONNA BE NECK AND NECK.

1208. WOW.

1209. LADIES...

1210. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1211. COCO MONTRESE...

1212. SHANTE, YOU STAY.

1213. COCO, YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER

1214. GIRLS.

1215. THANK YOU.

1216. CONGRATULATIONS.

1217. ALYSSA EDWARDS, THE NEXT

1218. TIME YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR,

1219. I HOPE YOU SEE WHAT I SEE—

1220. A TRIPLE THREAT.

1221. A DANCER, A BEAUTY QUEEN, AND

1222. ONE FIERCE-ASS "ENTERTAINTER".

1223. NOW, SASHAY AWAY.

1224. THANK YOU.

1225. THANK YOU.

1226. CONGRATULATIONS, COCO.

1227. DEUCES.

1228. I CANNOT SAY THAT I'M

1229. HEARTBROKEN, BECAUSE I GAVE IT

1230. MY ALL.

1231. AND TO SAY THAT I AM IN THE TOP

1232. SIX OF AMERICA'S FINEST IN THIS

1233. ART FORM IS A PRIVILEGE, AND

1234. IT'S AN HONOR.

1235. ALWAYS AND FOREVER...

1236. ALYSSA EDWARDS!

1237. CONDRAGULATIONS, MY FEROCIOUS

1238. FIVE.

1239. NOW, REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE

1240. YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL YOU

1241. GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1242. CAN I GET AN AMEN UP IN HERE?

1243. AMEN.

1244. LET THE MUSIC PLAY.