RuPaul's Drag Race 5x8

1. PREVIOUSLY ON

2. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE...

3. YOU'LL BE COMPETING IN THE

4. RUPAUL ROAST.

5. RU, YOU'RE ACTING TO ME, UM—

6. WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN YOU

7. FLATLINE?

8. FUCK.

9. I'M NOT ACTING WHEN I SAY

10. I'M INSECURE ABOUT THINGS.

11. IT'S ALL BULLSHIT.

12. GIRL, YOU LOOK LIKE THE BLACK

13. PEE-WEE HERMAN.

14. RUPAUL'S NEXT..

15. DRAG QUEEN OF THE YEAR—

16. COCO MONTRESE, YOU ARE THE

17. WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE.

18. CONDRAGULATIONS.

19. WHAT'S GOING ON?

20. MY MOTHER LEFT MY SISTER

21. AND MYSELF AT A BUS STOP WHEN

22. I WAS THREE.

23. IT JUST HURT THAT I WAS LEFT.

24. AS GAY PEOPLE, WE GET TO

25. CHOOSE OUR FAMILY.

26. WE ARE FAMILY HERE.

27. WHAT YOU TWO DID ON THIS RUNWAY

28. IS THE PASSION I AM LOOKING FOR.

29. SHANTE, YOU BOTH STAY.

30. OH, MY GOD, MY GOD, MY GOD.

31. MY GOD.

32. OH. ARE WE ALL A MESS?

33. SO WE'RE WALKING BACK INTO

34. THE WORKROOM, AND I JUST

35. FINISHED HAVING THE BREAKDOWN

36. OF MY LIFE.

37. I KNOW Y'ALL DON'T UNDERSTAND

38. WHAT I WAS SAYING 'CAUSE I WAS

39. CRYING SO MUCH, BUT IT ALL JUST

40. HIT ME.

41. I HAVE NEVER CRIED ABOUT BEING

42. LEFT BY MY MOM.

43. EVER?

44. EVER!

45. I WAS LEFT AT A BUS STOP BY MY

46. REAL MOTHER AND I WAS SENT TO AN

47. ORPHANAGE.

48. I'VE ALWAYS FELT REJECTION.

49. PART OF ME COMES OFF AS SUCH A

50. STRONG CHARACTER.

51. YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN Y'ALL WERE

52. READING ME, YOU AND JADE AND

53. STUFF LIKE—THAT COMES FROM

54. BEING REJECTED.

55. THE WAY I TEND TO REACT TO

56. REJECTION IS GETTING VERY ANGRY.

57. I WAS ANGRY AND THE EASIEST

58. TARGET WAS JINKX.

59. I TOTALLY TOOK IT OUT ON HER.

60. AND THAT'S NOT FAIR.

61. AND JINKX, I'M SORRY.

62. AFTER SEEING WHAT ROXXXY

63. WENT THROUGH TONIGHT, I CAN'T

64. STAY MAD AT HER, YOU KNOW.

65. WE HAVE ALL BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH

66. SHIT IN OUR LIVES.

67. ROXXXY ANDREWS IS MY SISTER,

68. AND I'M SO HAPPY THAT SHE'S

69. STILL HERE.

70. BUT IT'S STILL TOP SEVEN AND

71. NOT TOP SIX.

72. AND I KNOW I'M ANNOYED.

73. AND I THINK A LOT OF OTHER

74. GIRLS ARE ANNOYED.

75. THIS HAS BEEN ROUGH FUCKING

76. DAY.

77. I STILL AM THE ONE QUEEN

78. WHO HASN'T WON A CHALLENGE.

79. I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT IT

80. WITH YOU TWO IN THE ROOM.

81. WHAT THE HELL?

82. THE TWO COMEDY QUEENS OF

83. OH, MY GOD.

84. I WON?

85. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FUNNY

86. GIRLS?

87. JINKX, ALASKA.

88. I JUST REALLY WANT TO WIN

89. A CHALLENGE.

90. THIS WAS A CHALLENGE RIGHT UP

91. YOUR ALLEY.

92. DO YOU FEEL, LIKE, COCO, YOU

93. KNOW—?

94. THESE OTHER QUEENS DON'T

95. THINK THAT I'M A FORCE TO BE

96. RECKONED WITH.

97. GOOD.

98. IT'S CALLED A SNEAK ATTACK.

99. I'MA GET YOU, GIRL.

100. THE WINNER OF

101. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE RECEIVES

102. SICKENING SUPPLY OF

103. COLOREVOLUTION COSMETICS,

104. A LUXURY TRIP COURTESY OF

105. ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL,

106. HEADLINE LOGO'S DRAG RACE TOUR

107. FEATURING ABSOLUT VODKA,

108. COCKTAILS PERFECTED.

109. AND A CASH PRIZE OF $100,000.

110. AND TONIGHT, EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST

111. JUDGES, AUBREY O'DAY AND

112. JOAN VAN ARK.

113. OH, GIRL.

114. WHOO.

115. TODAY, I'M FEELING A LITTLE

116. ON EDGE.

117. ME AND ROXXXY BOTH ARE STILL

118. HERE.

119. BUT I THINK THAT THE GIRLS

120. WANTED ONE OF US TO GO HOME.

121. FINALLY, THE TOP SIX.

122. OH, WAIT.

123. NOPE. ALYSSA'S STILL HERE.

124. AW, MAN.

125. OOH!

126. OOH, GIRL, YOU GOT SHE MAIL.

127. HEY, LADIES.

128. CAN YOU SMELL ME?

129. MM. IT'S THE SWEET SMELL OF

130. SUCCESS.

131. REMEMBER, AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

132. SUPERSTAR NEEDS TO FOLLOW HER

133. NOSE WHEREVER IT GOES.

134. GOOD LUCK.

135. AND DON'T FUNK IT UP.

136. WHAT?

137. SMELL?

138. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

139. HELLO.

140. NOW AT THIS POINT IN THE

141. RACE, YOU MUST BE GETTING A

142. LITTLE HOMESICK OR LONELY FOR

143. BOYFRIENDS OR JUST MISS HAVING

144. A LITTLE SEXY FUN.

145. WELL, I HAVE JUST THE REMEDY.

146. OH, PIT CREW.

147. OH!

148. COME ON.

149. MMM.

150. WHAT?

151. WHAT?

152. WHAT THE HELL?

153. OH, MY GOD, IT DOESN'T STOP.

154. OH.

155. SAY HELLO TO DESIGNER

156. ANDREW CHRISTIAN.

157. ANDREW, THANK YOU FOR KEEPING

158. THE PIT CREW LOOKING SO HOT

159. ALL SEASON.

160. I'M VERY DEDICATED TO MY

161. WORK.

162. I BET YOU ARE.

163. NOW LADIES, ANDREW HAS BROUGHT

164. HIS MODELS TO PLAY A LITTLE

165. GAME OF WHATCHA PACKIN'?

166. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING

167. ABOUT.

168. YOU ASK A MODEL TO DROP TROU

169. AND REVEAL HIS ANDREW

170. CHRISTIANS.

171. OH!

172. YOUR JOB IS TO FIND THE

173. MATCHING PAIR.

174. NOW, THE QUEEN THAT MAKES THE

175. MATCHES THE FASTEST WINS.

176. OH, MY GOD.

177. FIRST UP, IVY WINTERS.

178. THE REST OF YOU, WAIT OUTSIDE

179. FOR YOUR TURN.

180. ALL RIGHT, IVY, CHOOSE A MODEL.

181. NUMBER 9.

182. OH.

183. 14, PLEASE.

184. NOT A MATCH.

185. NEXT PICK.

186. NUMBER 10.

187. DAMN.

188. YOU'RE GONNA PUT SOMEBODY'S EYES

189. OUT WITH THAT THING.

190. 18.

191. WE GOT A MATCH.

192. HOW DID WE END UP IN THE

193. MEATPACKING DISTRICT?

194. NUMBER 6.

195. RED.

196. NOW WAIT A MINUTE.

197. WAIT. OH, NO.

198. I FORGOT ONE OF THEM.

199. I'M SO DISTRACTED.

200. I AM TRYING TO MEMORIZE WHAT BOY

201. HAS GOT WHAT UNDERWEAR ON.

202. AND AT THE SAME TIME, I'M JUST

203. THINKING, GOD, THIS GUY'S REALLY

204. HOT.

205. PICK A MODEL.

206. 22.

207. OOH, PRETTY IN PINK.

208. OH, MY GOD.

209. I COULD PLAY THIS GAME ALL DAY.

210. IT'S LIKE THE ROCKETTES ONLY

211. A LOT MORE COCK.

212. 6.

213. 9.

214. NOT A MATCH.

215. 11.

216. 21.

217. NO MATCH.

218. I WAS SO CLOSE.

219. I KNOW, YOU WERE ABOUT THIS

220. CLOSE.

221. 2 AND 5.

222. SON OF A BITCH.

223. 17.

224. OOH.

225. OH.

226. SEEN THAT COLOR BEFORE

227. SOMEWHERE.

228. 8.

229. OH, WAIT. SON OF A BITCH.

230. OH, DAMN IT.

231. TAKE THEM THE FUCK OFF.

232. I'VE HAD IT.

233. NUMBER 6 AND NUMBER 7.

234. OOH, NOT A MATCH.

235. ALYSSA, YOU'RE NOT DOING VERY

236. WELL HERE.

237. NO, I'M DOING VERY WELL.

238. I'M JUST NOT MAKING ANY MATCHES.

239. EXACTLY, EXACTLY.

240. 15 AND 7.

241. WE GOT A MATCH.

242. I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I'M CRAVING

243. A CORN DOG.

244. THE WINNER OF TODAY'S MINI

245. CHALLENGE IS...

246. EVERY STRAIGHT WOMAN AND GAY MAN

247. IN AMERICA.

248. BUT ONE OF YOU DE-PANTS THESE

249. BOYS IN RECORD TIME.

250. THE WINNER IS...

251. IVY WINTERS!

252. YAY.

253. YOU'VE WON A PHONE CALL HOME.

254. OH.

255. I'M SO HAPPY I WON THE MINI

256. CHALLENGE.

257. I'LL BE ABLE TO CALL MY MOM.

258. LADIES, YOU KNOW YOU'VE

259. REACHED THE HEIGHT OF

260. SUPERSTARDOM WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR

261. OWN FRAGRANCE.

262. FOR THIS WEEK'S MAIN CHALLENGE,

263. YOU'LL BE CREATING AND MARKETING

264. YOUR OWN SIGNATURE FRAGRANCE.

265. YOU'LL COME UP WITH THE

266. SCENT, A NAME, A PACKAGE, AND

267. THEN FILM YOUR OWN COMMERCIAL.

268. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.

269. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN...

270. WIN.

271. DAMN IT, I WANTED THAT.

272. YOU CUNT.

273. I'M SO EXCITED.

274. WE'VE BEEN DOING COMEDY AFTER

275. COMEDY.

276. A PERFUME AD IS SOMETHING THAT

277. ME, A PAGEANT GIRL, WOULD LIKE

278. TO DO.

279. DAMN. FUCK.

280. FUCK.

281. HOW MANY DID SHE—DROPS DID

282. SHE SAY GOES IN?

283. IT DEPENDS ON HOW YOU MAKE

284. IT.

285. ALYSSA DOESN'T EVEN NOTICE

286. THAT SHE'S KNOCKED A WHOLE

287. BOTTLE OF OIL ALL OVER ME.

288. YEAH, I GOT TO START OVER AGAIN.

289. ALYSSA JUST DOESN'T THINK PAST

290. HER OWN WIG.

291. YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT ALYSSA.

292. AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF.

293. MY FRAGRANCE IS CALLED

294. RUANIMALE.

295. DOES IT SMELL LIKE ME OR

296. DOES IT SMELL LIKE YOU?

297. IT SMELLS LIKE FOOD AND

298. MAPLE AND—

299. YEAH, IT SMELLS LIKE IHOP.

300. FOR THE MAIN CHALLENGE,

301. WE HAVE TO CREATE A SCENT...

302. UGH.

303. DESIGN A SLOGAN, THE PERFUME

304. BOTTLE, AND SHOOT A COMMERCIAL.

305. DOES EVERYONE HAVE AN IDEA

306. OF WHERE YOU WANT TO GO?

307. KIND OF.

308. I THINK I'VE GOT LIKE A GENERAL

309. IDEA.

310. AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA CALL

311. IT?

312. IVY WINTER'S POISON ROSEBUD.

313. THAT'S CUTE.

314. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN INTERESTED

315. IN MAKING MY OWN PERFUME.

316. I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT GOING TO

317. SCHOOL FOR IT.

318. I THINK I'M CREATIVE ENOUGH

319. TO COME UP WITH A REALLY

320. DELICIOUS PERFUME.

321. OH, IT'S SO GOOD, I JUST WANT

322. TO SPRAY IT ALL OVER MY BODY

323. RIGHT NOW.

324. I HAVEN'T WON A CHALLENGE

325. YET, SO IT'S DO OR DIE.

326. I'M TAKING MY GUT REACTION

327. AND JUST RUNNING STRAIGHT

328. FORWARD WITH IT.

329. DID SOMEBODY GET FRESH DIRT?

330. I'M USING THINGS LIKE DIRT,

331. LEATHER—EARTHY AND DIRTY,

332. WHICH IS TOTALLY MY BRAND.

333. OH, MY GOD.

334. I LOVE IT.

335. MM, WHAT YOU GOT GOING ON?

336. IT'S GONNA START LIKE IT'S

337. THE MORNING AFTER.

338. YEAH.

339. AND HAVE THE PIC—HER AND ME,

340. LIKE, LAYING ON A SOFA OR

341. SOMETHING AS IF WE HAD A

342. THREESOME.

343. THAT'S A CUTE IDEA.

344. I'VE BEEN TOLD CONTINUOUSLY

345. IN THIS COMPETITION, "GIRL,

346. I DON'T GET YOU."

347. BUT THERE'S ONE PERSON WHO

348. ALWAYS GETS WHO I AM

349. AND WHAT I'M DOING.

350. AND IT'S IVY.

351. WHAT ABOUT YOU?

352. I'M DOING A POISON ROSEBUD.

353. YOU KNOW, A ROSEBUD IS A

354. SYNONYM FOR ASSHOLE.

355. I KNOW, THAT'S WHY I'M USING

356. IT.

357. JUST CHECKING.

358. JINKX IS AMAZING.

359. I FEEL LIKE I CAN RELATE TO HER

360. A LOT AND THE OTHER GIRLS ARE

361. TOTALLY THREATENED, SO THAT'S

362. WHY THEY'RE ALL KIND OF

363. NITPICKING AT HER.

364. ANY HELP FROM ME AT ALL,

365. JUST LET ME KNOW.

366. OKAY, I GOT TO GET BACK TO

367. MY ROSEBUDS.

368. GO PRUNE THE ROSES.

369. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

370. HI, RU.

371. HOW ARE MY LITTLE STINKERS

372. DOING?

373. ALASKA.

374. HI.

375. IS YOUR FRAGRANCE GONNA

376. REPRESENT ALASKA?

377. IT IS.

378. IT SMELLS DELICIOUS, BUT IT'S

379. ALSO A LITTLE WEIRD.

380. HUH.

381. DO YOU WANT TO SMELL IT?

382. YEAH, I WOULD LOVE TO SMELL

383. IT.

384. IT'S NOT GONNA MAKE ME SICK,

385. IS IT?

386. WELL, I HOPE NOT.

387. YOU'RE THE FIRST GUINEA PIG,

388. SO—

389. OOH, YEAH, YEAH, OOH, YEAH,

390. YEAH.

391. MY FRAGRANCE IS CALLED RED.

392. HAS RED BEEN USED BEFORE?

393. OH.

394. I THINK HE'S RIGHT.

395. WHICH MEANS I HAVE TO MAKE UP

396. A TAG LINE.

397. ALL RIGHT, ALASKA.

398. GOOD LUCK AND I CAN'T WAIT TO

399. SMELL YOU.

400. THANK YOU, RU.

401. ALL RIGHT.

402. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

403. LOOK AT THAT BOTTLE.

404. HI, RU.

405. WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR

406. FRAGRANCE?

407. MY NAME OF MY FRAGRANCE IS

408. THICK & JUICY.

409. OH, MY GOODNESS.

410. IT'S ALL ABOUT CONFIDENCE.

411. AND YOU HAVE TO EMBRACE AND

412. LOVE YOURSELF.

413. AND LIKE I TOLD YOU GUYS,

414. I'VE EMBRACED MYSELF WITH HOW

415. I LOOK, AND I WANT TO SHARE THAT

416. WITH EVERYBODY.

417. AND WEARING THIS IS GONNA HELP

418. YOU GET CONFIDENCE.

419. CAN I SMELL IT?

420. THE SMELL IS DELICIOUS.

421. IT SMELLS LIKE FOOD AND MAPLE

422. AND JASMINE AT THE SAME TIME.

423. OH, MY GOODNESS, YES.

424. IT SMELLS LIKE IHOP.

425. OOH, YOUR COUNTRY BREAKFAST

426. IS READY.

427. Y'ALL HUNGRY?

428. LISTEN, YOU HAVE A LOT OF WORK

429. TO DO HERE 'CAUSE YOU KNOW,

430. YOU WERE IN THE BOTTOM TWO LAST

431. WEEK, SO THIS HAS REALLY GOT TO

432. POP FOR YOU.

433. I'LL SEE YOU THEN.

434. OKAY.

435. ALL RIGHT.

436. HEY, COCO.

437. HI, RU.

438. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FRAGRANCE.

439. MY FRAGRANCE IS CALLED

440. RUANIMALE BY COCO.

441. OOH.

442. DOES IT SMELL LIKE ME OR DOES IT

443. SMELL LIKE YOU?

444. IT SMELLS LIKE ME.

445. DO YOU THINK THE TITLE IS

446. A LITTLE CONFUSING FOR THE

447. CONSUMER?

448. NO, BECAUSE IT SAYS RUANIMALE

449. BY COCO.

450. RU IS A LITTLE CONCERNED

451. ABOUT THE NAME.

452. BUT EVERY PERFUME LINE HAS A

453. SPOKESPERSON.

454. OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

455. I'LL HAVE TO CHECK WITH MY

456. LAWYER.

457. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE

458. CAMPAIGN.

459. SEE YA.

460. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

461. HELLO, RU.

462. THIS SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE

463. RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY.

464. SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

465. OKAY. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR

466. FRAGRANCE.

467. MY FRAGRANCE IS CALLED

468. ALYSSA'S SECRET.

469. WHAT IS ALYSSA'S SECRET?

470. UM—

471. SON OF A BITCH.

472. WELL, MY SECRET TO WHAT?

473. HERE'S ALYSSA'S SECRET,

474. DARLING.

475. THE SECRET IS SHE DON'T KNOW

476. WHAT THE FUCK SHE'S DOING.

477. HERE'S THE SECRET.

478. YOU CAN'T TELL ALYSSA ANYTHING.

479. HERE'S A SECRET.

480. YOU CAN'T GET ALYSSA IN FRONT OF

481. A MIRROR WITHOUT TAKING FOUR

482. HOURS.

483. I'VE HAD IT.

484. I WOULD HAVE TO REALLY THINK

485. WHAT MY SECRET IS BECAUSE

486. I WANTED THE SECRET TO BE

487. LEFT FOR THE IMAGINATION.

488. RU IS DEFINITELY NOT BUYING

489. WHAT I'M TRYING TO SELL,

490. SO THIS CONCERNS ME.

491. CLARIFY YOUR MESSAGE, OKAY?

492. THANK YOU.

493. OKAY.

494. IVY WINTERS.

495. HI.

496. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FRAGRANCE.

497. MY FRAGRANCE IS CALLED

498. IVY WINTERS POISONED ROSEBUD.

499. WOW, THAT'S A MOUTHFUL.

500. WHAT ARE YOU PATTERNING IT

501. AFTER?

502. I REALLY WANTED TO BE ABLE

503. TO GIVE WOMEN CONFIDENCE, TO BE

504. CLASSY, TO BE POWERFUL.

505. WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT

506. OF FRAGRANCES.

507. THAT IS A LOT OF FRAGRANCES,

508. YEAH.

509. AS THIS PERFORMER, YOU HAVE

510. TO BE A MARKETING PERSON TOO.

511. AND ACTUALLY BREAK IT DOWN,

512. LIKE, WHO IS IVY WINTERS?

513. AND YOU THINK, OKAY.

514. YOU PUT TOGETHER OUTFITS.

515. YOU THINK, THE CIRCUS PERFORMER.

516. YOU THINK OF WACKY, YOUNG.

517. BUT WHAT I'M HEARING IS YOU'RE

518. DESIGNING THIS FOR A WOMAN

519. 45 AND OLDER.

520. I COMPLETELY MISSED THE MARK

521. WITH THIS ROSEBUD.

522. TALKING TO YOU, I REALIZE THAT

523. THIS IS NOT REALLY ME.

524. OH, WHAT AM I DOING, IVY?

525. I GOTTA GET IT TOGETHER.

526. I'M JUST, LIKE, THINKING,

527. LIKE, CRAZY.

528. I GOTTA MAKE IT HAPPEN.

529. MAKE IT WORK.

530. ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, LADIES.

531. IN A MOMENT, YOU'LL BE SHOOTING

532. YOUR PERFUME COMMERCIALS.

533. YOU'LL BE DIRECTED BY

534. MICHELLE VISAGE AND OUR EXTRA

535. SPECIAL GUEST JUDGE, THE

536. ENTERPRISING SINGER

537. AUBREY O'DAY.

538. YAY.

539. WHAT?

540. AND THIS WEEK ON THE MAIN

541. STAGE, COME DRESSED FOR YOUR

542. FRAGRANCE LAUNCH, WHERE WE'LL BE

543. JOINED BY ONE OF MY ABSOLUTE

544. FAVORITES, JOAN VAN ARK.

545. YES, MA'AM.

546. LADIES, I EXPECT YOU TO COME

547. OUT SMELLING LIKE A ROSE.

548. SO DON'T FUCK IT UP.

549. REMEMBER IT'S PERFUME.

550. I FEEL LIKE I'M WATCHING

551. THE LION KING RIGHT NOW.

552. JINKX MONSOON.

553. GUTEN MORGEN.

554. THIS WEEK'S MAIN CHALLENGE IS

555. TO CREATE A PERFUME AND STAR IN

556. A COMMERCIAL.

557. HI, LOVE.

558. MEET AUBREY O'DAY.

559. HI.

560. ALL RIGHT, BOYS.

561. YOU GUYS ARE ASLEEP THE WHOLE

562. TIME.

563. WHICH JUST HAD A KINKY THREEWAY.

564. EIFFEL TOWER, ALL THAT STUFF.

565. MY PERFUME IS DELUSION BY

566. JINKX MONSOON.

567. DOES THIS LOOK LIKE WE HAD SEX?

568. LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING.

569. ACTION.

570. HER LEGS ARE REALLY OPEN FOR

571. SELLING PERFUME.

572. CUT.

573. REMEMBER IT'S PERFUME, NOT A

574. DILDO AD.

575. SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE IT

576. DOWN JUST A NOTCH.

577. OKAY.

578. ACTION.

579. NOTHING ABOUT HER FELT LIKE

580. A LADY.

581. HER LEGS WERE SPREAD OPEN,

582. HER ARMS WERE AWKWARD.

583. IT FELT KIND OF MESSY.

584. YOU LOOK LIKE THIS.

585. SHOW ME, SHOW ME, AUBREY.

586. HOLD ON, LET ME JUST DO

587. A COUPLE—A LITTLE BIT LONGER.

588. SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

589. IVY WINTERS.

590. HELLO.

591. CAN WE SEE YOUR BACKGROUND

592. PALETTE THINGY?

593. NEW YORK CITY.

594. OH, NEW YORK CITY.

595. OKAY, HOME FOR YOU, YEAH?

596. HOME FOR ME.

597. UH, YOU KNOW THAT'S TOKYO.

598. OH, IS IT?

599. DRESS CODE FOR THE GLAMOROUS

600. GIRL ON THE GO.

601. AND CUT.

602. THERE'S A LOT OF JERKING AROUND,

603. A LOT OF MOVEMENT.

604. YOU'RE GRITTING YOUR TEETH

605. A LOT WHEN YOU'RE DOING YOUR

606. SEXY FACE, LIKE YOU HAVE TO GO

607. TO THE BATHROOM OR SOMETHING.

608. AND ACTION.

609. DRESS CODE BY IVY WINTERS.

610. THE SMELL THAT CHANGES YOUR

611. STYLE.

612. CUT.

613. REMEMBER IT'S SCENT, NOT

614. SMELL.

615. NOT ONLY DOES IT—

616. NOT ONLY—EXCUSE ME.

617. AUBREY O'DAY, HER EYES ARE

618. A LITTLE INTIMIDATING.

619. FEEL IT, GIRL.

620. IVY WINTERS, DRESS CODE.

621. OH, SHIT.

622. SORRY.

623. WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR

624. FRAGRANCE, COCO?

625. RUANIMALE BY COCO.

626. BLUE ANIMALE?

627. RU.

628. BOO?

629. RU.

630. RUANIMALE?

631. RUANIMALE. YES.

632. AND YOU'RE WEARING LEOPARD

633. AND YOU'RE PERFORMING IN FRONT

634. OF LEOPARD.

635. YEAH.

636. COCO—DAMN, SHE GAVE ME

637. A HEADACHE.

638. THERE WAS SO MUCH LEOPARD

639. HAPPENING.

640. THE OUTFIT, THE HAIR—

641. IT FELT LIKE A BAD, CHEESY PORN.

642. RUANIMALE BY COCO.

643. THE WILD EXOTIC ESSENCE

644. OF A WOMAN.

645. CUT.

646. YOU HAVE SO MUCH GOING ON,

647. ESPECIALLY WITH YOUR BACKGROUND.

648. SO I WOULD TRY YOUR HARDEST

649. TO KEEP YOUR FACE AS SOFT AS YOU

650. CAN.

651. BECAUSE EVERYTHING ELSE IS

652. GONNA BE SO ANIMALE.

653. YEAH.

654. ACTION.

655. I FEEL LIKE I'M WATCHING

656. THE LION KING RIGHT NOW.

657. I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW WELL

658. SHE'S GONNA BE ABLE TO RECOVER

659. FROM ALL THAT LEOPARD.

660. IT'S DETOX.

661. HI.

662. FIRST OF ALL, WHAT'S THE NAME

663. OF YOUR SCENT?

664. HEROINE.

665. HMM.

666. IT'S KIND OF A DOUBLE

667. ENTENDRE OF THE DRUG HEROIN

668. BECAUSE MY NAME IS DETOX

669. AND A HEROINE, WHICH IS A REALLY

670. STRONG FEMALE FIGURE.

671. AND I FEEL LIKE I EMBODY ALL OF

672. THAT.

673. AND ACTION.

674. DETOX.

675. SEXY.

676. HEROINE.

677. SEDUCTIVE.

678. HEROINE.

679. GET HIGH.

680. AH.

681. AND CUT.

682. I DON'T THINK WHISPERING

683. ALWAYS MEANS SEXY.

684. MM-HMM.

685. IT'S TRYING TOO HARD.

686. JUST MEAN THE WORD.

687. OKAY.

688. DETOX IS BEAUTIFUL, TALL,

689. GREAT HAIR, BUT I DON'T REALLY

690. REMEMBER THE COMMERCIAL AT ALL.

691. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

692. ACTION.

693. EVERY WOMAN HAS A SECRET.

694. MINE HAPPENS TO BE A LITTLE

695. BIGGER.

696. WHA—WHAT DID YOU SAY?

697. OH, GIRL.

698. MY SECRET—

699. I'M A MAN.

700. A SCENT SOPHISTICATED FOR THE

701. EVERYDAY WOMAN, YET STRONG

702. ENOUGH FOR THE CAREER LADY.

703. AND CUT.

704. YOU'RE REAL HARD RIGHT NOW.

705. MAKE ME LIKE YOU.

706. RIGHT NOW I'M LIKE, UGH.

707. SHE'S REAL PRETTY, BUT HER

708. PERSONALITY IS CRAZY.

709. EVERY WOMAN HAS A SECRET.

710. UM...

711. UH, WHAT WAS MY NEXT LINE?

712. OH, LET ME START AGAIN.

713. SORRY.

714. I JUST FEEL SO DAMN TENSE.

715. YOU LOOK IT.

716. I CAN TALK TO PEOPLE ALL DAY

717. LONG, BUT THE MINUTE SOMEONE

718. SAYS, "HERE ARE THE LINES,

719. SAY IT," GAME OVER.

720. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

721. HI.

722. SO, WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR

723. SCENT?

724. MY SCENT, JUST LIKE ME,

725. IS THICK & JUICY.

726. ACTION.

727. THICK & JUICY,

728. FOR THE GIRLS THAT ARE A LITTLE

729. THICK & JUICY.

730. AND IT SMELLS JUST LIKE FOOD.

731. CUT.

732. OKAY, WE'RE GONNA DO THAT

733. AGAIN.

734. MMM. AND TASTES JUST LIKE MY

735. FAVORITE FOODS.

736. MAPLE, CHOCOLATE, AND A LITTLE

737. BIT OF EVERYTHING.

738. CUT.

739. AND SMELLS JUST LIKE MAPLE

740. SYRUP, CHOCOLATE, AND

741. WATERMELON.

742. CUT.

743. I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MAKING UP

744. YOUR WORDS.

745. WHAT DID YOU PLAN TO SAY, ROX?

746. I PLANNED TO SAY THAT IT

747. SMELLS SO GOOD YOU CAN EAT IT,

748. BUT THEN I WAS, LIKE, "HOLD ON.

749. PERFUME, YOU CAN'T EAT IT."

750. OKAY.

751. SO, YOU ENDED UP WITH "I DON'T

752. KNOW"?

753. ALL RIGHT.

754. HI, ALASKA.

755. TELL US THE NAME OF YOUR SCENT.

756. RED FOR FILTH.

757. OH, WORK!

758. OKAY, DO YOU HAVE ANY

759. MODELING OR SCENE WORK OR

760. ANYTHING?

761. FOR DANGEROUS, FLAWLESS,

762. SEDUCTIVE, AND OVERPRICED.

763. SHE'S GONNA BE, LIKE, TURNING

764. AROUND AND, LIKE, CATCHING

765. THE CAMERA.

766. AND THEN IT CROSS-FADES.

767. AND THEN TURN AROUND.

768. GIRL.

769. LET'S DO THIS.

770. ALL RIGHT.

771. SEDUCTIVE.

772. OVERPRICED.

773. THOSE ALL LOOK KIND OF THE SAME.

774. UH-HUH.

775. MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST DO

776. IT ONE RIGHT AFTER THE OTHER

777. LIKE WONDER WOMAN.

778. JUST KEEP SPINNING.

779. OKAY.

780. AND DON'T STOP.

781. DANGEROUS.

782. SPIN!

783. SEDUCTIVE!

784. OVERPRICED!

785. I LOVE RED TO FILTH.

786. SHE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTED

787. TO DO AND SHE TOOK CONTROL.

788. AND AT THE END OF THE DAY,

789. THAT'S MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN

790. ANY WIN YOU CAN GET.

791. I THINK WE'VE GOT IT.

792. OKAY.

793. THAT'S A WRAP, MS. ALASKA.

794. THANK YOU, GUYS.

795. GOOD JOB.

796. CAN I OPEN UP TO YOU ABOUT

797. SOMETHING?

798. MM-HMM.

799. I HAVE A CRUSH ON IVY

800. WINTERS.

801. I LOVE YOU.

802. HERE WE ARE, AGAIN.

803. TODAY IS ELIMINATION DAY.

804. AND LIKE USUAL, I'M SCRAMBLING

805. AROUND AND TRYING TO GET A

806. REALLY GOOD RUNWAY LOOK

807. TOGETHER.

808. I'M GOING THROUGH MY SUITCASES,

809. AND I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT

810. I PACKED THIS PHOTO BOOK.

811. I HAVE TO SHOW YOU GUYS

812. SOMETHING.

813. THIS IS MY FRIEND CALDWELL'S

814. PHOTO BOOK CHRONICLING THE HOUSE

815. OF HAUTE.

816. OH, HOW MUCH FUN IS THAT.

817. OH, MY GOSH, HOW NEAT.

818. ARE YOU REALLY ONSTAGE NAKED?

819. GIRL, WE DO SOME SHIT,

820. GIRL.

821. WITH ALL OF, LIKE, MY FAMILY

822. AND MY FRIENDS.

823. THAT'S IN THE AIRPORT THE DAY

824. SHARON CAME BACK FROM

825. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

826. GETTING TO, LIKE, SEE THIS BOOK

827. THAT I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT I

828. HAD, WAS LIKE A HUGE, LIKE,

829. SHOT IN THE ARM.

830. IT WAS JUST SO, LIKE,

831. ENCOURAGING.

832. AND IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL

833. RENEWED COMPLETELY.

834. I WON THE MINI CHALLENGE

835. AND MY PRIZE IS GETTING TO

836. CALL TO MY MOM.

837. HI.

838. I'M SO HAPPY.

839. I'M JUST SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR

840. FACE.

841. SEEING ALL THE GIRLS HAVING

842. SUCH TRAGIC STORIES WITH THEIR

843. FAMILIES, IT MADE ME REALLY

844. START THINKING ABOUT HOW SPECIAL

845. YOU GUYS ARE TO ME.

846. AWW.

847. AND I'M SO BLESSED TO HAVE

848. SUCH AN AMAZING FAMILY.

849. YEAH.

850. WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I DID A LOT

851. OF THEATER, AND I WAS ALWAYS

852. NERVOUS.

853. AND SHE'D ALWAYS, LIKE, SQUEEZE

854. MY HAND, JUST TO LET ME KNOW

855. THAT EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE

856. ALL RIGHT.

857. AND YOU KNOW, SHE'S PROUD OF ME.

858. HMM.

859. I LOVE YOU.

860. BYE-BYE.

861. MWAH.

862. CAN I OPEN UP TO YOU ABOUT

863. SOMETHING?

864. MM-HMM.

865. I HAVE A CRUSH ON IVY

866. WINTERS.

867. I DEFINITELY CAN SENSE

868. THOSE KIND OF FEELINGS BUBBLING

869. UP.

870. MY BIGGEST FEAR IS THAT THIS

871. IS GONNA BE DONE, AND SHE'S

872. GONNA GO BACK TO NEW YORK.

873. AND I'M GONNA GO BACK TO

874. SEATTLE, AND I'M GONNA BE LIKE,

875. "MM."

876. YOU LITTLE SCAMP, YOU.

877. I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY HAND

878. OR ANYTHING.

879. WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT'S CUTE.

880. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE

881. IT IN WORDS HOW MUCH IVY MEANS

882. TO ME.

883. I ALMOST THINK THAT THIS COULD

884. BE THE BEGINNING OF A

885. RELATIONSHIP.

886. I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THAT.

887. IVY.

888. HOW WAS IT, IVY?

889. IT WAS SO SPECIAL.

890. OH.

891. WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE

892. OF RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

893. MICHELLE VISAGE.

894. MY CITRUS QUEEN.

895. SHAKE THE OLD SPICE AND STEAL

896. THE RICE.

897. IT'S SANTINO.

898. THESE HAVE ALWAYS BROUGHT ME

899. LUCK.

900. JOAN VAN ARK, I AM SO THRILLED

901. YOU'RE HERE.

902. YOU LOOK LIKE A HOT

903. DREAM-SICLE.

904. AND AUBREY O'DAY.

905. DID MY GIRLS PASS THE SMELL

906. TEST?

907. SOME OF THEM DID, SOME OF

908. THEM DIDN'T.

909. OH, MY GOODNESS.

910. THIS WEEK, WE CHALLENGED OUR

911. QUEENS TO CREATE THEIR OWN

912. SIGNATURE FRAGRANCES.

913. AND TONIGHT, THEY'RE READY

914. TO MARK THE RUNWAY WITH THE

915. SCENT OF A DRAG QUEEN.

916. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.

917. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

918. FIRST UP, COCO MONTRESE.

919. PANTHER ON THE RUNWAY.

920. ZEBRA ON THE RUNWAY.

921. OKAY.

922. I'M SERVING ANIMALISTIC

923. EVENING GOWN DOWN.

924. I FEEL EXQUISITE.

925. I ALMOST WORE THAT OUTFIT.

926. UP NEXT, ALASKA.

927. LADY IN RED.

928. A HEAD FOR BUSINESS AND A BODY

929. FOR SIN.

930. YES.

931. I'M GIVING CRAZY RED

932. EXECUTIVE DREAMS.

933. IF THIS LOOK ISN'T CHANGING

934. IT UP, I'M NOT REALLY SURE

935. WHAT IS.

936. I OWN 51% OF THIS COMPANY.

937. IVY WINTERS.

938. THE FLOUNCE AND THE BOUNCE.

939. I'M TRYING TO MOVE AS MUCH

940. AS POSSIBLE, SO EVERY LITTLE

941. SPARKLY RHINESTONE JUST

942. TWINKLES IN THEIR EYE.

943. SHE'S A ZIEGFELD GIRL.

944. IS SHE GETTING TOO OLD FOR

945. THAT WHOREY LOOK?

946. YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD FOR

947. THAT.

948. NO.

949. DETOX.

950. OOH.

951. HIGH FA-SHI-ON.

952. OH, YEAH.

953. I SEE LONDON, I SEE FRANCE.

954. YOU CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS

955. BODY.

956. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GET

957. UP INTO MY CAKES AND MY LINGERIE

958. AND LOVE EVERY LITTLE BIT OF IT.

959. BETWEEN LOVE AND MADNESS

960. LIES DETOX.

961. THEN OF COURSE, REHAB.

962. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

963. DALLAS MEETS DYNASTY MEETS

964. KNOTS LANDING.

965. I AM GIVING 2013 BUSINESS WOMAN,

966. AND I AM LIVING FOR MY GIG

967. TODAY.

968. AH, THE SMELL OF IT.

969. AH, YES.

970. DOES THIS SKIRT MAKE MY

971. DAMASK LOOK BIG?

972. MM.

973. JINKX MONSOON.

974. SHE WORKS FOR MGM BY DAY AND FOX

975. ALL NIGHT.

976. I AM FLOATING DOWN THAT

977. RUNWAY AND I AM JUST BEING CUTE

978. AND LOVELY.

979. OH.

980. AND 100% JINKXY.

981. NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED.

982. NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED, YES.

983. ROXXXY ANDREWS, CAT SUIT.

984. I COULD READ HER LIPS.

985. I TURN THIS CORNER AND

986. THEY'RE GONNA GET A LOAD

987. OF THIS BACK.

988. OW, EAT IT, BITCH.

989. ROXXXY ANDREWS, THE OTHER

990. WHITE MEAT.

991. SHE CAN BRING HOME THE BACON,

992. FRY IT UP IN A PAN, AND SERVE

993. IT.

994. THERE WASN'T MUCH GOING ON,

995. IDEA-WISE.

996. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

997. SELLING ME, BUT I DON'T WANT

998. THIS.

999. THE PERFUME SMELLS LIKE

1000. GRANDMA'S VAG.

1001. WELCOME, LADIES.

1002. COCO MONTRESE, LET'S SEE YOUR

1003. FRAGRANCE COMMERCIAL.

1004. RUANIMALE BY COCO.

1005. WILD.

1006. EXOTIC.

1007. ESSENCE OF A WOMAN.

1008. MM.

1009. AS FAR AS THE VIDEO GOES,

1010. TOO MUCH LEOPARD AND THE GUY

1011. WITH THE HEADPIECE MAKES IT

1012. GIMMICKY.

1013. TONIGHT, PROBABLY ONE TOO

1014. MANY ACCESSORIES, BUT I THINK

1015. THIS DRESS IS GORGEOUS.

1016. NEXT UP, ALASKA.

1017. DANGEROUS, FLAWLESS,

1018. OVERPRICED.

1019. WHETHER YOU'RE GETTING RED

1020. THE HOUSE DOWN...

1021. YOUR MAKEUP IS TERRIBLE.

1022. OR JUST READY TO GO DOWN.

1023. THE EXCITING NEW FRAGRANCE.

1024. RED FOR FILTH.

1025. ARE YOU RED..."E" FOR ME?

1026. ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT.

1027. THE ONLY THING, WHEN YOU WENT

1028. SOUTH, I WANTED TO SEE A BIG FAT

1029. SMILE ON HIS FACE.

1030. IVY WINTERS.

1031. DRESS CODE BY IVY WINTERS.

1032. FOR THE GLAMOROUS GIRL ON THE

1033. GO.

1034. NOT ONLY DOES IT SMELL GOOD,

1035. BUT IT CHANGES YOUR STYLE.

1036. OH, MY GOODNESS.

1037. DRESS CODE BY IVY WINTERS.

1038. THE SCENT THAT CHANGES YOUR

1039. STYLE.

1040. OH, DEAR.

1041. THERE WASN'T MUCH GOING ON,

1042. IDEA-WISE.

1043. THERE WERE A LOT OF AWKWARD

1044. MOMENTS AND AS FAR AS THE OUTFIT

1045. TONIGHT, IT'S ICE SKATER-Y.

1046. YOU'RE ALL ABOUT A DRESS CODE.

1047. DETOX.

1048. SEDUCTION, ADDICTION,

1049. HEROINE.

1050. SEXY, SULTRY.

1051. HEROINE.

1052. THE NEW ADDICTION FOR AN

1053. ADDICTIVE WOMAN.

1054. AVAILABLE AT THE CLINIC.

1055. THE COMMERCIAL WAS SO BRAVE

1056. AND SO OUT THERE.

1057. AND THE VOICEOVER PART.

1058. BRAVO TO YOU.

1059. TONIGHT, SOMETHING LOOKS A

1060. LITTLE UNFINISHED.

1061. IT'S NOT QUITE PUSHING IT AS FAR

1062. AS YOU NORMALLY DO.

1063. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

1064. EVERY WOMAN HAS A SECRET.

1065. AND MY SECRET HAPPENS TO BE A

1066. LITTLE BIGGER.

1067. AND WHAT EXACTLY IS MY SECRET?

1068. WHY, IT'S ALYSSA'S SECRET.

1069. FOR THE DESIRED AND THE

1070. INSPIRED.

1071. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

1072. SELLING ME, BUT I DON'T

1073. WANT THIS.

1074. I WANT TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL.

1075. YOU DO THIS THING WITH YOUR

1076. EYES AND IT'S LIKE THIS SEXY,

1077. LIKE, OPEN 'EM AND THEN CLOSE

1078. 'EM.

1079. I'VE GOTTEN THIS NOTE A MILLION

1080. TIMES WHICH IS WHY I'M JUST

1081. PASSING IT YOUR WAY.

1082. LESS IS MORE 'CAUSE IT ALMOST

1083. GETS A LITTLE SERIAL KILLER-ISH.

1084. JINKX, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

1085. OH, YEAH.

1086. I'M JUST SAYING, "WATER

1087. OFF A DUCK'S BACK" TO MYSELF.

1088. UM, BEFORE MY CRITIQUES.

1089. THAT'S A GREAT MANTRA.

1090. WORDS CAN'T HURT YOU.

1091. ONLY YOUR OWN PERCEPTION OF

1092. THOSE WORDS.

1093. LET'S SEE YOUR FRAGRANCE

1094. COMMERCIAL.

1095. FOR THE GIRL WHO LIVES ABOVE

1096. HER MEANS.

1097. FOR THE GIRL WHO JUST WON'T

1098. GIVE UP.

1099. FOR THE GIRL WITH A DREAM.

1100. DELUSION.

1101. CONVINCE YOURSELF.

1102. I THOUGHT IT WAS THE BEST

1103. CONCEPT.

1104. NO TEA, NO SHADE, HUNTY, BUT I

1105. THINK IT'S MY FAVORITE.

1106. I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING.

1107. I DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH

1108. WORDS FOR HOW HAPPY I AM

1109. TONIGHT WITH YOUR LOOK.

1110. THANK YOU.

1111. ALL RIGHT, ROXXXY ANDREWS.

1112. THICK & JUICY.

1113. FOR THE GIRLS WHO ARE LIKE ME.

1114. THICK & JUICY.

1115. FOR THE GIRLS THAT LIKE TO EAT

1116. AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT BEING

1117. PETITE.

1118. MMM.

1119. TONIGHT ON THE RUNWAY, I'M

1120. NOT IN LOVE WITH THAT BOW

1121. PLACEMENT RIGHT IN THE FRONT.

1122. WHEN YOU TURN TO THE SIDE,

1123. IT'S REALLY KIND OF STICKING

1124. OUT.

1125. ROXXXY IS ANOTHER ONE WHO

1126. CAME IN WITH NOT MUCH OF A

1127. CONCEPT.

1128. YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING WRITTEN

1129. DOWN, YOU WERE JUST KIND OF

1130. WINGING IT, WHICH MADE IT

1131. DIFFERENT KIND OF EACH TIME.

1132. I KNOW IT KIND OF SEEMED

1133. CONFUSING TO YOU WHEN I KEPT

1134. SWITCHING MY WORDS.

1135. IT WASN'T CONFUSING.

1136. IT WAS UNPROFESSIONAL.

1137. OH.

1138. I THINK WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

1139. WHILE YOU ENJOY AN ABSOLUT

1140. COCKTAIL IN THE INTERIOR

1141. ILLUSIONS LOUNGE, THE JUDGES

1142. AND I WILL DELIBERATE.

1143. ALL RIGHT.

1144. JUST BETWEEN US GIRLS, WHAT DO

1145. YOU STINK?

1146. WE'RE GONNA START WITH ALYSSA'S

1147. SECRET.

1148. OOH.

1149. RIGHT?

1150. IT SMELLS LIKE A KARDASHIAN

1151. SEX TAPE.

1152. IF YOU ASK HER "WHAT'S YOUR

1153. SECRET?"

1154. AND SHE'S, "WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

1155. I DON'T KNOW."

1156. SHE'S NOT DELIVERING HER BRAND

1157. AND, THEREFORE, HER SECRET.

1158. COCO MONTRESE.

1159. RUANIMALE IS BY FAR THE

1160. WORST.

1161. IT SMELLS LIKE MATING TIME AT

1162. THE ZOO.

1163. NOT ONLY IS IT KISSING YOUR

1164. ASS, WHICH I NORMALLY DON'T HAVE

1165. A PROBLEM WITH—

1166. BUT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE

1167. EXPRESSING THEMSELVES IN THEIR

1168. FRAGRANCE.

1169. RIGHT.

1170. I THINK HER CAMPAIGN, AND HER

1171. IN GENERAL, IS OBVIOUS,

1172. UNORIGINAL, AND OVERDONE.

1173. OOH, OKAY.

1174. OOH.

1175. LET'S GO NEXT TO ALASKA.

1176. I ENJOYED THE COMMERCIAL,

1177. AND I LOVED HER OUTFIT ON THE

1178. RUNWAY CARRYING THE RED THEME

1179. THROUGH.

1180. I LOVED THE PERFUME.

1181. HERS IS THE ONLY ONE THAT I

1182. WOULD WEAR.

1183. EVERYTHING ELSE SMELLS LIKE

1184. GRANDMA'S VAG TO ME.

1185. DRESS CODE BY IVY WINTERS.

1186. I THINK SHE MISSED

1187. EVERYTHING COMPLETELY.

1188. I'M JUST CLOCKING THAT

1189. BOTTLE.

1190. IT DOES LOOK LIKE A CHRISTMAS

1191. ORNAMENT.

1192. AND I THINK IT SMELLS LIKE

1193. SOMETHING MY HOUSEKEEPER USED

1194. YESTERDAY IN THE BATHROOM.

1195. OR DID IN THE BATHROOM.

1196. OH, MY GOODNESS!

1197. ALL RIGHT.

1198. HEROINE BY DETOX.

1199. JOAN VAN ARK, WHAT'D YOU THINK

1200. OF DETOX?

1201. AND NOT YOUR OWN PERSONAL

1202. EXPERIENCES—

1203. WITH IT?

1204. I DON'T SHARE THAT WITH YOU?

1205. HER DETOX COMMERCIAL I LOVED

1206. BECAUSE IT WAS VERY BRAVE AND

1207. UPFRONT AND RIGHT OUT THERE.

1208. THIS WEEK, I WASN'T FEELING

1209. HER LOOK.

1210. IT LOOKED A LITTLE HOMEMADE.

1211. JINKX MONSOON'S DELUSION.

1212. SHE LOOKED SO BEAUTIFUL

1213. TONIGHT.

1214. I WAS SO VERY PROUD OF HER.

1215. SHE HAD ONE OF THE BEST

1216. COMMERCIALS, BUT IT FELT VERY,

1217. LIKE, VAUDEVILLE-Y.

1218. ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON TO

1219. ROXXXY ANDREWS' THICK & JUICY.

1220. ON THE RUNWAY, I WASN'T IN

1221. LOVE WITH HER LOOK.

1222. SHE HAD A BIT OF AN OPEN BACK,

1223. BUT IT WASN'T CUT OUT NEARLY

1224. ENOUGH TO SAVE THE FRONT OF THAT

1225. LOOK.

1226. THE WHOLE THING WAS TACKY.

1227. THE OUTFIT TONIGHT WAS TACKY.

1228. THE COMMERCIAL WAS TACKY.

1229. I-I CAN'T.

1230. SILENCE.

1231. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1232. BRING BACK MY GIRLS.

1233. WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1234. I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

1235. JINKX MONSOON.

1236. YOU'RE SAFE.

1237. DETOX.

1238. YOU'RE SAFE.

1239. ALASKA, THIS WEEK, GIRL,

1240. YOU CAUSED QUITE A STINK.

1241. CONDRAGULATIONS.

1242. YOU'RE THE WINNER OF THIS

1243. CHALLENGE.

1244. HA HA!

1245. YOU'VE WON A SELECTION OF

1246. HANDCRAFTED CORSETS FROM

1247. CORSETCONNECTION.COM.

1248. I'M SO HAPPY.

1249. I CAN'T SAY THIS WIN IS OVERDUE,

1250. BUT IT'S RIGHT ON FUCKING TIME.

1251. IVY WINTERS.

1252. IN YOUR COMMERCIAL, YOUR DRESS

1253. CODE WAS NOT STRICTLY ENFORCED.

1254. I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE

1255. UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1256. I DID NOT EXPECT TO BE

1257. LIP-SYNCHING.

1258. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY

1259. HAPPENING.

1260. COCO MONTRESE.

1261. SAFARI, SO GOODY.

1262. YOU'RE SAFE.

1263. ALYSSA EDWARDS, THIS WEEK YOU

1264. WERE NOT AS INSPIRED AS WE

1265. DESIRED.

1266. ROXXXY ANDREWS, YOUR THICK &

1267. JUICY WAS A BIT TOO

1268. LOOSEY-GOOSEY.

1269. ROXXXY ANDREWS...

1270. YOU'RE SAFE.

1271. YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1272. THANK YOU.

1273. ALYSSA, I'M SORRY, MY DEAR,

1274. BUT YOU ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1275. I'M DISAPPOINTED, OF COURSE.

1276. I DON'T WANT TO BE KNOWN AS

1277. BEING IN THE BOTTOM TWO TIMES IN

1278. A ROW.

1279. TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

1280. LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

1281. TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE YOURSELF

1282. FROM ELIMINATION.

1283. THE TIME HAS COME TO LIP-SYNC

1284. FOR YOUR LIFE.

1285. I HAVE A LOT TO PROVE.

1286. A LOT IS RIDING ON THIS

1287. PERFORMANCE.

1288. GOOD LUCK.

1289. AND DON'T FUCK IT UP.

1290. I'M NOT GONNA BE MEANDERING

1291. ALL OVER THE STAGE.

1292. I WANT THEM TO FOCUS ON MY

1293. MOUTH AND HOPE THAT WHAT I DO IS

1294. BETTER THAN WHAT SHE'S DOING.

1295. I AM GIVING MY LIFE.

1296. THIS IS MY SECOND OPPORTUNITY TO

1297. GIVE A BETTER REPRESENTATION OF

1298. WHO ALYSSA EDWARDS IS.

1299. IVY IS OWNING THAT PART OF

1300. THE STAGE.

1301. SHE'S NOT MOVING AROUND A LOT,

1302. BUT SHE'S USING EVERY BIT OF

1303. THAT COSTUME.

1304. ALYSSA IS DOING HER DANCE

1305. MOVES AND SHE'S DRESSED LIKE A

1306. BUSINESSWOMAN OF THE '80s WHO

1307. DOESN'T WANT ROMANCE WITHOUT

1308. FINANCE.

1309. LADIES, I'VE MADE MY

1310. DECISION.

1311. ALYSSA EDWARDS...

1312. SHANTE, YOU STAY.

1313. YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1314. IVY, I'M GOING TO MISS YOUR

1315. STYLE, GRACE, AND I'M GOING TO

1316. MISS SAYING...

1317. IVY WINTERS!

1318. I LOVE YOU, IVY.

1319. I LOVE YOU TOO.

1320. NOW, SASHAY AWAY.

1321. THANK YOU, GUYS, SO MUCH.

1322. OH.

1323. I'M SO SAD TO SEE IVY GO.

1324. FOR A WHILE NOW, I FEEL LIKE

1325. SHE'S ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE

1326. WHO HAVE TRIED TO FULLY

1327. UNDERSTAND ME.

1328. I MADE AMAZING FRIENDS ALONG

1329. THE WAY.

1330. I'M—I'M VERY HAPPY WITH WHAT

1331. I'VE PUT OUT TO THE WORLD.

1332. I'LL MISS JINKX THE MOST, BUT

1333. WE'LL BE SEEING EACH OTHER SOON.

1334. THAT, I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT.

1335. IT'S JUST SO SAD.

1336. I'M CRYING BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL

1337. GONNA MISS ME SO DAMN MUCH.

1338. MY SICKENING SIX, REMEMBER,

1339. IF YOU CAN'T LOVE YOURSELF, HOW

1340. IN THE HELL YOU GONNA LOVE

1341. SOMEBODY ELSE?

1342. CAN I GET AN AMEN IN HERE?

1343. AMEN.

1344. ALL RIGHT.

1345. NOW, LET THE MUSIC PLAY.