RuPaul's Drag Race 5x7

1. PREVIOUSLY ON

2. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE...

3. ROLASKATOX IS ROXXXY,

4. ALASKA, AND DETOX.

5. I HAVE NARCOLEPSY.

6. YOU'LL BE WRITING AND

7. RECORDING AN INSPIRATIONAL

8. ANTHEM.

9. COCO, THERE'S A LOT OF

10. PRESSURE ON YOU TO START THIS

11. OUT.

12. YEAH.

13. THANKS, DETOX.

14. FOR WHAT?

15. WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU AND

16. DETOX?

17. ROLASKATOX.

18. NO!

19. CLIQUES CAN BE DANGEROUS.

20. JINKX MONSOON.

21. THERE WAS, LIKE, 20 DIFFERENT

22. ERAS GOING ON.

23. SHE'S CONSISTENTLY A MESS.

24. THIS WEEK'S WINNER IS

25. IVY WINTERS.

26. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

27. COCO MONTRESE, SHANTE,

28. YOU STAY.

29. JADE, SASHAY AWAY.

30. JADE, SASHAY AWAY. THANK YOU GUYS.

31. THANK YOU GUYS.

32. OH, JADE.

33. "CHEERS TO MY FISH, FABULOUS,

34. AND FIERCE SISTERS."

35. WE LOVE YOU, JADE.

36. OH, GOD.

37. BOTTOM TWO TWICE.

38. I CAN'T LET RU DOWN ANYMORE.

39. I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT FOR

40. GRANTED ANYMORE.

41. SO YOU BITCHES BETTER LOOK

42. THE FUCK OUT.

43. OH!

44. IVY, YOU WON YOUR CHALLENGE.

45. I KNOW!

46. CONGRATULATIONS.

47. AND YOU ALWAYS LOOK AMAZING

48. ON THE RUNWAY.

49. I HAD MY FINGERS CROSSED I COULD

50. POSSIBLY WIN TWO CHALLENGES IN A

51. ROW, BUT, I MEAN, IVY, IT WAS

52. VERY WELL-DESERVED.

53. JINKX LIKES TO PLAY THE

54. "I THINK I DID GOOD, BUT I DON'T

55. KNOW.

56. THEY REALLY HATE MY RUNWAYS."

57. YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A LITTLE

58. WOUNDED GIRL, AND I'M FIXING TO

59. CALL YOU OUT.

60. HAS EVERYONE WON A CHALLENGE

61. EXCEPT—HAVE YOU WON A

62. CHALLENGE?

63. EXCEPT ME—A MINI-CHALLENGE.

64. AND ME, I HAVEN'T WON.

65. WE'RE THE ONLY ONES.

66. IT'S JUST SO HARD BEING HERE

67. IN SHARON'S SHADOW.

68. SHE WON FOUR CHALLENGES.

69. THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR ME

70. TO BE SUPPORTING CAST.

71. I HAVE TO SHOW THAT I DO STAND

72. ALONE.

73. ROLASKATOX.

74. I DON'T WANNA BE PART OF

75. ROLASKATOX.

76. ROLASKATOX. I WANNA BE ALASKA.

77. I WANNA BE ALASKA.

78. THE WINNER OF RUPAUL'S

79. DRAG RACERECEIVES A SICKENING

80. SUPPLY OF COLOREVOLUTION

81. COSMETICS, A LUXURY TRIP,

82. COURTESY OF ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL,

83. HEADLINE LOGOS DRAG RACETOUR

84. FEATURING ABSOLUT VODKA—

85. COCKTAILS PERFECTED—

86. AND A CASH PRIZE OF $100,000.

87. AND TONIGHT, EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST

88. JUDGES LESLIE JORDAN AND

89. ABSOLUT'S JEFFREY MORAN.

90. ROLASKATOX.

91. ROLASKATOX.

92. IT'S A NEW DAY IN THE WERK ROOM.

93. I KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO, AND

94. I'M GONNA DO IT.

95. ALASKA!

96. WHAT?

97. OH, SHE SAID ALASKA.

98. DID YOUR FRIEND LEAVE Y'ALL?

99. NO MORE ROLASKATOX?

100. WE CAN'T DO CLIQUES.

101. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.

102. I GUESS IT'S JUST ROTOX NOW.

103. IT'S HARD TO SAY TO DETOX AND

104. ROXXXY THAT I DON'T WANNA BE IN

105. THIS LITTLE GIRL GROUP THAT WE

106. HAD TOGETHER.

107. OOH, SHE BROKE THE GROUP UP.

108. SMART GIRL.

109. OOH!

110. OOH, GIRL, YOU GOT SHEMAIL.

111. HEY, QUEENS.

112. HEY.

113. IT'S FEEDING TIME.

114. SO IF YOU'VE GOT A BEEF, IT'S

115. TIME TO START SLINGING SASS

116. AND SERVING INSULTS.

117. AH!

118. BUT NEVER EVER LET THEM SEE

119. YOU CHOKE.

120. UH-OH!

121. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

122. HI!

123. WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO!

124. LADIES, IN THE GREAT

125. TRADITION OF PARIS IS BURNING,

126. GET READY TO VISIT THE LIBRARY,

127. DARLINGS.

128. BECAUSE READING IS WHAT?

129. FUNDAMENTAL!

130. THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT.

131. FIRST UP, DETOX, THE LIBRARY IS

132. OPEN.

133. OH.

134. ROXXXY ANDREWS, CONDRAGULATIONS

135. ON THE WEIGHT LOSS, BUT TO ME,

136. YOU'RE STILL BOXXXY MANDREWS.

137. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

138. OVERBITES ARE VERY IN THIS

139. SEASON.

140. TOO BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE HERE IS

141. SO UNDERWHELMING.

142. OH OH!

143. SHARON NEEDLES—WHAT? WHAT?

144. I'VE HAD IT.

145. JINKX MONSOON.

146. ROXXXY ANDREWS, THERE ARE

147. TWO TYPES OF PEANUT BUTTER.

148. CREAMY AND CRUNCHY.

149. I'M NOT CRUNCHY, BABY.

150. DETOX, YOU WON THE CHALLENGE.

151. YOU CAN TAKE THE CHICKEN MASK

152. OFF NOW.

153. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

154. COCO MONTRESE, FOR SOMEONE

155. WHO CALLS THEMSELF A TOP, YOU

156. SURE DO LIKE BEING ON THE

157. BOTTOM.

158. OOH!

159. JINKX MONSOON, ASHES TO

160. ASHES, DUST TO DUST.

161. YOU'RE GREAT AT THE CHALLENGES,

162. BUT ON THE RUNWAY, YOU'RE A

163. BUST.

164. DETOX, IS AMANDA LEPORE YOUR

165. MOTHER?

166. 'CAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF SILICONE

167. GOING ON THERE.

168. OOH.

169. JINKX MONSOON, BOY GEORGE

170. CALLED.

171. HE WANTS HIS HAT BACK.

172. OOH.

173. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

174. NEVER MIND.

175. OOH!

176. IVY WINTERS.

177. I CAN'T DO IT BECAUSE READING

178. YOU IS LIKE READING A WALT

179. DISNEY BOOK.

180. IT'S SIMPLY TOO EASY.

181. DETOXIC.

182. HONEY, I KNOW YOU THINK YOU'RE

183. SERVING BODY AND LOOK, BUT

184. THE ONLY THING I'M GETTING IS

185. THE HILLS HAVE EYES.

186. UH-OH.

187. MS. COCO.

188. YOU MUST BE BLIND, BECAUSE IT

189. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE USING TANG FOR

190. YOUR HIGHLIGHTS.

191. AAH!

192. MS. ALASKA, I THINK YOU

193. SHOULD WEAR A MASK FOR EVERY

194. CHALLENGE.

195. I DON'T WANNA READ THESE GIRLS.

196. I LOVE THEM SO MU—ALL RIGHT,

197. LET'S GO.

198. ALYSSA EDWARDS, MISS USA—

199. OH, WAIT.

200. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?

201. DETOX, YOU'RE SO SEDUCTIVE,

202. BUT UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S ILLEGAL

203. TO DO IT WITH YOU BECAUSE MOST

204. OF YOUR PARTS ARE UNDER 18 YEARS

205. OF AGE.

206. LONG STORY SHORT, THE SEASON OF

207. THE FISH SMELLS LIKE TROUT.

208. I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME.

209. THE LIBRARY IS NOW OFFICIALLY

210. CLOSED.

211. THE WINNER OF TODAY'S

212. MINI-CHALLENGE IS...

213. ALASKA.

214. WHOO!

215. YOU SHADY BITCH.

216. LADIES, FOR THIS WEEK'S MAIN

217. CHALLENGE, YOU'RE GOING TO GET

218. A CHANCE TO READ...

219. ME.

220. NUH-UH.

221. YOU'LL BE COMPETING IN

222. THE RUPAUL ROAST.

223. AAH!

224. OH, MY GOD.

225. WHAT?

226. PROUDLY PRESENTED BY ABSOLUT.

227. OVER 30 YEARS AGO, ABSOLUT VODKA

228. WAS ONE OF THE FIRST SPIRITS

229. TO SUPPORT THE GAY AND LESBIAN

230. COMMUNITY.

231. THEY WERE ALSO THE FIRST TO

232. LAUNCH A CITRON AND A MANDARIN

233. VODKA, MAKING THE WORLD

234. A FRUITIER PLACE, ONE COCKTAIL

235. AT A TIME.

236. NOW IN THAT SPIRIT, YOU NEED TO

237. WRITE AND PERFORM OUTRAGEOUS

238. MATERIAL THAT REALLY LETS ME

239. HAVE IT.

240. PLUS THE JUDGES.

241. PLUS EACH OTHER.

242. NO ONE IS SAFE AT A ROAST,

243. CHICKENS.

244. NOW TO HELP YOU PREPARE, YOU'LL

245. BE WORKING WITH THREE

246. PROFESSIONALS—

247. THE SHELARIOUS NADYA GINSBURG.

248. DEVEN GREEN.

249. OH!

250. AND THE ONE AND ONLY

251. BRUCE VILANCH.

252. ALASKA, YOU WON THE

253. MINI-CHALLENGE, SO YOU'LL

254. DECIDE THE ORDER OF

255. THE PRESENTERS.

256. OH.

257. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR

258. ENGINES.

259. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

260. DOES ANYONE HAVE A PREFERENCE

261. AS TO GOING EARLY, LATE?

262. 'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA FUCK

263. ANYONE OVER.

264. I WOULD PREFER TO GO JUST IN

265. THE MIDDLE.

266. IN THE MIDDLE? OKAY.

267. ME TOO, IN THE MIDDLE FOR ME

268. TOO.

269. I WANNA GO AFTER YOU.

270. WHERE ARE YOU PUTTING

271. YOURSELF?

272. NO ONE WANTS TO GO FIRST.

273. BUT, I MEAN, I DON'T MIND GOING

274. FIRST.

275. IS THAT OKAY?

276. YEAH.

277. THAT'S THE HARDEST ONE.

278. WRONG MOVE.

279. THIS CHALLENGE IS IMPORTANT

280. BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS ME AS

281. A COMEDY QUEEN.

282. SO THERE'S HIGH PRESSURE RIGHT

283. NOW TO PUT MY MONEY WHERE MY

284. MOUTH IS.

285. IT'S SO HARD TO THINK OF,

286. LIKE, MEAN THINGS TO SAY ABOUT

287. HER.

288. IVY'S VERY SWEET AND

289. WELL-MANNERED.

290. AND IN A ROAST, THAT'S GONNA BE

291. HARD.

292. I AM JUST TRYING TO, LIKE,

293. REALLY RACK MY BRAIN.

294. AND I STILL CAN'T THINK OF ONE

295. JOKE.

296. COMING UP...

297. I PUT MYSELF FIRST.

298. ARE YOU GOING FOR MISS

299. CONGENIALITY OR AMERICA'S NEXT

300. DRAG SUPERSTAR?

301. GIRL, THAT'S FAKE TO ME.

302. I'M NOT ACTING WHEN I SAY I'M

303. INSECURE ABOUT THINGS.

304. BULLSHIT.

305. BULLSHIT.

306. THE MAIN CHALLENGE THIS WEEK

307. IS TO ROAST RUPAUL AS WELL AS

308. OUR FELLOW QUEENS AND THE

309. JUDGING PANEL.

310. I JUST HAVE TO KICK ASS AT IT,

311. BECAUSE AT A DRAG SHOW, WHEN YOU

312. BOMB, YOU DON'T JUST HEAR

313. CRICKETS.

314. YOU HEAR SHOTGUNS GETTING

315. COCKED.

316. I CAN'T READ THIS LAST ONE.

317. BECAUSE THEY'RE GONNA BE LIKE,

318. T—

319. HUMPH.

320. I KEEP HEARING, "OOH!"

321. OH, MY GOSH.

322. "OOH, UM—"

323. "OH, NO, I CAN'T."

324. OH, MY GOSH, Y'ALL.

325. I CAN'T DO IT.

326. I'M GONNA HAVE TO REWRITE IT.

327. I'M GONNA READ Y'ALL THE

328. BEGINNING OF MINE, AND TELL ME

329. IF IT'S TOO MUCH.

330. "RUPAUL, WHERE SHOULD I START?

331. WITH THE CRACKED OUT BEGINNING

332. OF YOUR CAREER OR THE CRACKING

333. OF YOUR VOICE AT EVERY LIVE

334. PERFORMANCE?"

335. OH, MY GOSH.

336. Y'ALL, AM I JUST GONNA BE TOO—

337. IS THAT TOO MUCH, ROXXXY?

338. SHE'S SAYING HER JOKES ARE SO

339. MUCH AND SHE SAYS HER JOKE,

340. BITCH, AND YOU CAN HEAR

341. CRICKETS.

342. I CAN'T.

343. I CAN'T.

344. I CAN'T.

345. YOU GO BACK IN YOUR CORNER,

346. AND YOU FIGURE IT THE FUCK

347. OUT, AND COME BACK AND TALK TO

348. US WHEN YOU GOT SOMETHING

349. TOGETHER.

350. DARLING.

351. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

352. SURPRISE.

353. NO, NO, NO.

354. SINCE NOBODY KNOWS RUPAUL

355. BETTER THAN ME, I AM HERE TO

356. HELP YOU ALL WITH YOUR ROAST

357. MATERIAL.

358. OH, MY GOD.

359. HELLO, ALASKA.

360. HI.

361. TELL ME WHAT YOU GOT.

362. YOU'RE A SMART ONE.

363. WELL, I'M HITTING HER MUSIC,

364. HER MOVIES—

365. WHAT ABOUT THE MUSIC?

366. RU, YOUR MUSIC IS SO

367. AUTO-TUNED YOU MAKE CHER SOUND

368. LIKE SUSAN BOYLE.

369. GOOD.

370. IT'S SO NICE TO SEE ALASKA

371. AGAIN.

372. HI.

373. NOW, YOU WON

374. THE MINI-CHALLENGE.

375. YES.

376. SO YOU WERE IN CHARGE OF

377. THE ORDER?

378. MM-HMM.

379. SO HOW DID YOU DECIDE HOW

380. EVERYBODY WAS GONNA GO?

381. I ASKED EVERYONE IF THEY HAVE

382. A PREFERENCE AS TO IF THEY WANNA

383. GO IN THE BEGINNING, THE MIDDLE,

384. THE END.

385. AND I PUT MYSELF FIRST.

386. YEAH, ARE—ARE YOU GOING FOR

387. MISS CONGENIALITY OR AMERICA'S

388. NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR HERE?

389. UM—

390. IN THE END, SOMEONE'S GOTTA

391. GO DOWN, RIGHT?

392. YEAH.

393. IT COULD BE YOU.

394. SEE YOU AT THE ROAST, BABY.

395. HI, ROXXXY GIRL.

396. HI, MICHELLE.

397. DOES THIS CHALLENGE MAKE YOU

398. NERVOUS?

399. READING IS SOMETHING I'VE

400. ALWAYS DONE TO THE QUEENS AT

401. THE BAR.

402. YOU KNOW, THEY THINK I'M A MEAN

403. GIRL ANYWAYS, BUT—

404. HOW DO YOU PLAN ON READING

405. SOMEBODY LIKE RU?

406. HER MUSIC, HOW SHE SINGS.

407. HOW DOES SHE SING?

408. IT'S AUTO-TUNE.

409. AUTO-TUNE SEEMS TO BE

410. A COMMON THING SO FAR.

411. SO YOU MIGHT WANNA LISTEN, AND

412. IF SOMETHING'S REPEATED, TAKE IT

413. OUT OR MAKE IT FUNNIER—

414. THAN THE PERSON BEFORE YOU.

415. YES.

416. AND I CAN BE FUNNIER THAN

417. ALASKA.

418. KEEP IT FUNNY.

419. THAT'S ALL WE CAN TELL YOU.

420. YES, MA'AM.

421. IVY WINTERS.

422. HI, BEAUTIFUL.

423. HOW ARE YOU?

424. A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS, TO BE

425. HONEST.

426. I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF

427. A COMEDIAN, SO IT'S DEFINITELY

428. A CHALLENGE FOR ME.

429. WHAT KIND OF TOPICS ARE YOU

430. GONNA BE ROASTING RU ON?

431. I KNOW HE WEARS AMAZING

432. COSTUMES, SO I THINK I'M GONNA

433. KIND OF HIT ON THAT.

434. HOW ARE RU'S DRESSES FUNNY?

435. I MEAN, THEY'RE FLAWLESS.

436. GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE.

437. UM, I KNOW SANTINO BEING

438. A SEWER AND HE DESIGNS, UM—

439. SOME SEWING JOKES?

440. SOME SEWING JOKES? DOESN'T SOUND TOO FUNNY.

441. DOESN'T SOUND TOO FUNNY.

442. YOUR PAGE IS EMPTY.

443. I THINK I'VE RIPPED OUT,

444. LIKE, FIVE PAGES.

445. I'M REALLY TRYING TO RACK MY

446. BRAIN.

447. KEEP RACKING.

448. I'M GONNA LET YOU BACK AT IT.

449. KEEP ON KEEPING ON, BABY.

450. ALL RIGHT.

451. COCO MONTRESE.

452. HI, GORGEOUS.

453. HOW ARE YOU?

454. HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT

455. THIS CHALLENGE?

456. I'M NOT A COMEDIAN BY—BY

457. FAR, BUT I'M TAKING A DIFFERENT

458. APPROACH THAN, YOU KNOW, A LOT

459. OF THE OTHER GIRLS IN THIS

460. COMPETITION.

461. I'M GONNA BE COCO MONTRESE,

462. RU'S OLD CHILDHOOD FRIEND FROM

463. THE BREWSTER PROJECTS.

464. OKAY.

465. I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT FOR YOU,

466. THIS CHALLENGE, COCO.

467. VERY.

468. I'VE BEEN IN THE BOTTOM TWICE.

469. SO LET'S DELIVER THIS SHIT.

470. I WILL DELIVER.

471. ALL RIGHT.

472. THANKS.

473. NO RUPOLOGIES.

474. I'M NOT GONNA APOLOGIZE ANYMORE.

475. I'M GONNA SHOW HIM WHAT I'M MADE

476. OF.

477. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

478. MISS MICHELLE, THE FIRST

479. LADY, HOW ARE YOU?

480. I LOVE IT.

481. ARE YOU A FUNNY QUEEN, ALYSSA?

482. WITH READING, SOME PEOPLE CAN

483. TAKE IT PERSONAL.

484. OKAY, THEY CAN TAKE IT

485. PERSONALLY IF IT'S NOT FUNNY.

486. BUT IF IT'S FUNNY, YOU'RE ALMOST

487. FORGIVEN.

488. IT'S, LIKE, GIVEN A PASS.

489. RIGHT.

490. BUT YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH

491. YOUR FRIENDS, AND YOU'RE LIKE,

492. "GIRL, THAT OUTFIT IS TIRED AND

493. RIDICULOUS.

494. YOU LOOK LATE.

495. BITCH, YOU NEED TO GO CHANGE."

496. THAT'S NOT A JOKE.

497. THAT'S A READ.

498. IT IS, BUT IT'S STILL BEING

499. FUNNY.

500. IT'S NOT A JOKE.

501. NOT A JOKE, NO.

502. AND I'VE TAKEN IT PERSONAL

503. BEFORE, BECAUSE I HAD A GIRL IN

504. THIS COMPETITION TELL ME I WAS

505. FAT IN MY COSTUME.

506. IT'S NOT A JOKE.

507. GOTTA BE FUNNY.

508. OKAY.

509. IT HAS TO BE JOKE AFTER JOKE

510. AFTER JOKE.

511. ALL RIGHT, SO I'M GONNA LET YOU

512. GO BACK TO YOUR WORK.

513. OKAY. THANK YOU, MICHELLE.

514. ALL RIGHT, BABY.

515. GOOD LUCK.

516. ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

517. GATHER ROUND.

518. IN A MOMENT, YOU'LL BE MEETING

519. WITH YOUR COMEDY COACHES.

520. AND TOMORROW WE'LL BE JOINED BY

521. OUR EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST JUDGES

522. STAR OF TV AND STAGE, LESLIE

523. JORDAN...

524. AND ABSOLUT VODKA GURU,

525. JEFFREY MORAN.

526. OH, YAY.

527. SO COME DECKED OUT IN YOUR

528. SWANKIEST COCKTAIL ATTIRE.

529. OH, AND ONE MORE THING.

530. YOU'LL BE ROASTING RU IN FRONT

531. OF A LIVE AUDIENCE.

532. OH, MY GOSH!

533. OH, SHUT UP!

534. SO DON'T FUCK IT UP.

535. BYESIES.

536. BYESIES. BYE.

537. BYE.

538. I DO HAVE NARCOLEPSY, AND IN

539. THE MOMENT WHERE I'M MOST

540. WORRIED ABOUT MY JOKES, MY BODY

541. WORRIED ABOUT MY JOKES, MY BODY STARTS TO SHUT DOWN.

542. STARTS TO SHUT DOWN.

543. YOU MIGHT THINK I WANNA SAY

544. "JINKX, WAKE UP."

545. BUT SORRY, GIRL.

546. COMING UP...

547. SANTINO, WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT

548. THE FUCK UP?

549. IT HAS TO BE FUNNY.

550. SERIOUSLY.

551. SERIOUSLY.

552. JINKX IS HERE.

553. HI, JINKXY.

554. HI, JINKX.

555. OUR COACHES TODAY ARE DEVEN

556. GREEN, BRUCE VILANCH, AND NADYA

557. GINSBURG.

558. I AM MOST SHAKEN BY DEVEN GREEN.

559. I HAVE BEEN DOING HER "WELCOME

560. TO MY HOME" VIDEO SHTICK FOR

561. YEARS.

562. SO I'M JUST GONNA RATTLE THROUGH

563. ALL OF THIS.

564. COOL.

565. RUPAUL, YOU ARE PULLED—

566. RUPAUL IN HER HEYDAY WOULD HAVE

567. MADE—AH.

568. I RUINED IT.

569. STOP BEING SUCH AN ADULT

570. AND BE A FUN-LOVING PERFORMER.

571. OKAY.

572. MY CAREER AS A COMEDIAN MIGHT BE

573. ON THE LINE HERE.

574. RUPAUL, HOW DO YOU GET TO BE

575. SUPERMODEL OF THE WORLD?

576. WHEN YOU FIND OUT, CAN YOU LET

577. ME KNOW?

578. WELL, THAT IS A STARTING

579. POINT FOR SOMEWHERE THAT YOU

580. DIDN'T GO.

581. JUST GO DEEPER, AS SOMEBODY ONCE

582. SAID TO ME WHO I NEVER DATED

583. AGAIN.

584. DON'T BE AFRAID TO GO OUT

585. THERE AND REALLY BE AS VICIOUS

586. AS YOU CAN, BECAUSE THAT'S THE

587. NAME OF THE GAME.

588. I'D WRITE THAT DOWN.

589. IT'S A GREAT NOTE.

590. I'M WRITING THAT DOWN.

591. LET'S TALK ABOUT MICHELLE

592. VISAGE.

593. EVERYBODY, MICHELLE VISAGE.

594. SHE'S LOVELY.

595. WHO DID YOUR BOOB JOB, MICHELLE?

596. BOOBSFORQUEENS.COM?

597. THEY—THEY DO BREAST PLATES FOR

598. DRAG QUEENS.

599. I THINK YOU NEED SOMETHING

600. A LITTLE EASIER TO PROCESS.

601. JUST MAKE SURE YOU REALLY DRIVE

602. IT HOME.

603. COCO!

604. TOMORROW, I'M JUST GOING WITH

605. I'M RU GOOD FRIEND FROM

606. THE PROJECTS.

607. RU DON'T KNOW I'M GONNA BE HERE.

608. YOU KNOW, STRAIGHT FROM THE

609. HOOD.

610. IT'S GONNA BE A STRETCH FOR ME.

611. ALL RIGHT.

612. I'MA SAY, "YOU KNOW, RU,

613. I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU GONNA DO

614. WHEN THAT ENTOURAGE OF MAKEUP

615. ARTISTS YOU GOT GO ON STRIKE.

616. I SEEN YOU DO YOUR MAKEUP BY

617. YOURSELF, FOOL."

618. I WOULD BE MINDFUL OF—IT

619. SHOULD BE LIGHT-HEARTED, NOT

620. MALICIOUS AND MEAN-SPIRITED.

621. LIKE HER FACE HAS BEEN BEAT

622. MORE TIMES THAN SUSAN LUCCI AT

623. THE DAYTIME EMMYS.

624. RIGHT.

625. COCO IS NOT A COMEDIAN.

626. BUT RUPAUL'S LONG LOST FRIEND

627. FROM THE BREWSTER PROJECTS IS

628. A COMEDIAN.

629. SHE TELL IT LIKE IT T-I-IS.

630. AND SHE AIN'T APOLOGIZING FOR IT

631. WHILE SHE PAT HER WEAVE.

632. OKAY, MR. RUPAUL CHARLES.

633. AFTER YOUR LESS AWARD-EARNING

634. ROLE IN STARRBOOTY, YOU SHOULD

635. NOT ONLY SASHAY AWAY, BUT JUMP

636. OFF A DAMN CLIFF.

637. I THINK THE GENERAL RULE IN

638. A ROAST IS IT'S GREAT TO BE

639. EVIL, BUT IT HAS TO BE FUNNY.

640. YOU GOTTA HAVE A COUPLE OF

641. JOKES, SERIOUSLY.

642. SANTINO, WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT

643. THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR

644. NO-DRAG-KNOWLEDGE MOUTH?

645. DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE JOKES?

646. I'LL JUST START WITH MY WHOLE

647. SPIEL ABOUT LESLIE JORDAN.

648. THE MOVIE THE HELPIS CHOCK-FULL

649. OF UNBELIEVABLE PERFORMANCES.

650. THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE IS YOU

651. BEING A HETEROSEXUAL.

652. LESLIE, YOU'RE GAYER THAN GEORGE

653. MICHAEL FUCKING ELTON JOHN.

654. IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU NOT

655. RUSH.

656. TAKE YOUR TIME.

657. AND FIND THE FUNNIEST NUGGET.

658. TAKE IT EVEN ONE STEP FURTHER

659. WITH SOME OF THE PUNCH LINES.

660. RU AND THE REST OF THE JUDGES

661. ARE EXPECTING A LOT OUT OF ME.

662. I HAVE TO BE FUNNY.

663. ROXXXY.

664. LET'S HEAR YOUR MATERIAL.

665. OKAY, LET'S START WITH RU.

666. YOUR LAUGH IS AS FAKE AS

667. LEE PRESS-ON NAILS.

668. THEY'RE STICKY, ANNOYING, AND

669. NEVER FUN.

670. THEN AGAIN, SO IS

671. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

672. WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN YOU

673. FLATLINE?

674. YOU'RE DEAD.

675. CODE BLUE.

676. THANK YOU.

677. MORE, MORE.

678. WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE?

679. YEAH, WHAT ELSE—WHAT ARE

680. YOUR OTHER JOKES?

681. OKAY, THE OTHER ONE I HAVE

682. FOR RU IS "RU, YOUR ACTING TO ME

683. IS VERY CUTE.

684. UNLIKE ALL THE GIRLS THAT ARE

685. LEFT IN THIS COMPETITION."

686. WELL, THAT'S—IT'S NOT REALLY

687. FUNNY.

688. IT'S JUST AN INSULT.

689. WHEN THE COACHES COMPLETELY

690. REJECTED WHAT I WAS GIVING THEM,

691. IT THREW ME, AND I'M COMPLETELY

692. DEFEATED.

693. LIKE, FIRST JOKE OFF THE BAT WAS

694. JUST, LIKE, "OH, MM, YOU'RE NOT

695. MAKING US LAUGH.

696. OKAY, WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE?"

697. AND I WAS LIKE...

698. I'M, LIKE, REDOING MY WHOLE

699. SCRIPT RIGHT NOW.

700. THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I JUST

701. WANTED, LIKE, TO LEAVE AND CRY.

702. WANTED, LIKE, TO LEAVE AND CRY. IT SUCKS.

703. IT SUCKS.

704. IT SUCKS.

705. TODAY WE WILL BE ROASTING

706. THE LEGENDARY MS. RUPAUL.

707. NOT ONLY AM I NERVOUS THAT

708. WE'RE DOING COMEDY, BUT IT'S IN

709. FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE.

710. HONEY, TONIGHT I AM SHAKING IN

711. HONEY, TONIGHT I AM SHAKING IN MY PUMPS.

712. MY PUMPS.

713. MS. JINKX STANDING OVER THERE

714. LOOKING LIKE THE MAD HATTER

715. RIGHT NOW.

716. WHAT'S THIS CHALLENGE?

717. ALICE IN WONDERLAND?

718. COCO, WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING

719. YOUR VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY MAKEUP?

720. OOH!

721. JINKX TRY TO ACT LIKE SHE

722. INNOCENT AND THAT SHE'S NOT

723. READING.

724. I DON'T ACT LIKE I'M

725. INNOCENT.

726. NOW, MS. JINKX, I WANNA ASK

727. YOU THIS FOR REAL, GIRL.

728. DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU DELIVER

729. GLAMOUR?

730. I DON'T THINK I DELIVER

731. ANYTHING BUT WHAT I DELIVER.

732. AND WHAT I'VE BEEN DELIVERING

733. LATELY HAS BEEN A BIG, OLD

734. CONFUSION.

735. THAT'S ALL BULLSHIT.

736. I'M NOT BELIEVING THAT.

737. YOU AIN'T BUYIN', MS. ROXXXY?

738. SHE'S SELLIN', AND YOU AIN'T

739. BUYIN'?

740. I AIN'T BUYIN' SHIT.

741. YOU COME ACROSS AS "I DON'T

742. THINK I'M GONNA WIN, BUT I'M

743. JUST HERE DOING GOOD UNTIL

744. I CAN'T DO GOOD ANYMORE."

745. I FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES WHEN

746. I DO WELL IN THE CHALLENGES,

747. I DON'T REALLY GET TO FEEL THAT

748. GREAT ABOUT IT BECAUSE I GET

749. BEAT DOWN ON THE RUNWAY.

750. IT'S MY OWN THING I'M TACKLING.

751. GIRL, THAT'S FAKE TO ME.

752. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO,

753. BUT YOU PLAY THE CARD AS THE

754. INNOCENT, "I DON'T KNOW.

755. MAYBE I'M IN THE BOTTOM TWO."

756. AND I FEEL LIKE, YOU KNOW—

757. YEAH, IT'S JUST LIKE, REALLY,

758. GIRL?

759. I'M NOT ACTING WHEN I SAY I'M

760. INSECURE ABOUT THINGS THOUGH.

761. MS. JINKX, YOU KNOW EXACTLY

762. WHAT I'M SAYING, YOU KNOW WHAT

763. ROLE YOU'RE PLAYING.

764. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING,

765. AND I DO NOT AGREE WITH YOU.

766. IT IS NOT AN ACT WHEN I TELL YOU

767. I'M NERVOUS ABOUT SHIT.

768. THAT'S HOW I FEEL.

769. OKAY, WELL, GIRL, IF YOU'RE

770. NOT GONNA TAKE THE CONSTRUCTIVE

771. CRITICISM AND HOW I'M JUST

772. TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW

773. I FEEL.

774. MANY JOKES AND TWO FACES...

775. OOH!

776. OOH! JINKX MONSOON!

777. JINKX MONSOON!

778. JINKX MONSOON!

779. WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE OF

780. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

781. MICHELLE VISAGE, ARE YOU READY

782. FOR SOME ROASTING?

783. BRING IT ON, BITCHES.

784. SANTINO RICE.

785. I AM READY TO GET RIBBED FOR

786. HER PLEASURE.

787. LESLIE JORDAN, ARE YOU SCARED

788. JUST A LITTLE BIT?

789. TERRIFIED.

790. GOOD. YOU SHOULD BE.

791. ABSOLUT'S JEFFREY MORAN, WHAT

792. FLAVOR OF ABSOLUT WOULD THIS BE?

793. ABSOLUT PEARS IN THE GARDEN

794. OF GOOD AND EVIL.

795. MMM, EVIL.

796. THIS WEEK WE CHALLENGED OUR

797. QUEENS TO SHARPEN THEIR COMEDIC

798. SKILLS IN THE FIRST EVER RUPAUL

799. ROAST.

800. SO ENJOY YOUR ABSOLUT COCKTAILS,

801. AND REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH

802. AT YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL ARE

803. YOU GONNA LAUGH AT SOMEBODY

804. ELSE?

805. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.

806. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

807. COMING UP...

808. YOU KNOW AT THE BEGINNING OF

809. THE SHOW YOU COME IN THE ROOM,

810. GIRL, PANTS SO HIGH.

811. HE LOOK LIKE HE IN NEW ORLEANS

812. IN HURRICANE KATRINA, GIRL.

813. HELLO, EVERYONE, AND WELCOME

814. TO THE FIRST EVER RUPAUL ROAST.

815. YOU ALL KNOW LESLIE JORDAN.

816. DON'T LIE.

817. NO, YOU DON'T.

818. LESLIE JORDAN IS THE ONLY MAN ON

819. EARTH TO HAVE FUCKED MORE GAY

820. MEN THAN MICHELLE VISAGE.

821. MICHELLE VISAGE.

822. YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUT OF NEW

823. JERSEY, BUT YOU CAN'T KEEP

824. THE GIRL FROM GIVING BLOW JOBS

825. TO HOMELESS MEN ALONG

826. THE NEW JERSEY TURNPIKE.

827. BUT WE'RE HERE CELEBRATING

828. RUPAUL.

829. RUPAUL, YOU'VE BEEN IN THE

830. INDUSTRY A LONG, LONG, LONG,

831. LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG TIME.

832. RUPAUL IS SO OLD THAT THE

833. HINDENBURG DISASTER NEARLY

834. DESTROYED HER BAT MITZVAH.

835. RUPAUL IS SO OLD THAT HER

836. COLOSTOMY BAG IS MADE OF WOOD.

837. RUPAUL IS SO OLD THAT, WHEN SHE

838. OPENS HER LEGS, ALL YOU HEAR

839. IS-

840. SHE'S DONE MOVIES, MUSIC,

841. TELEVISION, AND I HAVE JUST ONE

842. THING TO SAY.

843. PLEASE STOP IMMEDIATELY.

844. THANK YOU, MAMA.

845. WE LOVE YOU.

846. THANK YOU.

847. IT IS MY GREAT PLEASURE TO

848. BRING TO THE STAGE OUR NEXT

849. "ENTERTAINER."

850. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

851. AND THAT'S ROXXXY WITH THREE

852. "X's, JUST LIKE HER DRESS SIZE.

853. OH!

854. THANK YOU, ALASKA.

855. A TIRED, BORING, WEIRD,

856. SECOND-RATE VERSION OF YOUR

857. HUSBAND.

858. YOU KNOW, RUPAUL, YOU LOVE IT

859. FOR ALL OF US TO CALL YOU OUR

860. MOM.

861. HOW THE FUCK CAN I CALL YOU

862. MY MOM IF YOU'RE AS OLD AS MY

863. GRANDPA?

864. MICHELLE VISAGE, WITH THAT MUCH

865. MAKEUP, ALL OF YOUR WIGS, AND...

866. LIGHT ON YOUR FACE, MAYBE WE

867. SHOULD CALL YOU...

868. MICHELLE MIRAGE.

869. RUPAUL, I WANNA THANK YOU FOR

870. HAVING ME HERE TONIGHT.

871. Y'ALL, I'M SO HAPPY TO BE

872. HERE.

873. I NEVER BEEN OUT THE HOUSE.

874. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, Y'ALL.

875. I'M RU GOOD COUSIN FROM

876. THE BREWSTER PROJECTS.

877. SHE DIDN'T KNOW I WAS COMING

878. TONIGHT.

879. YOU DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GONNA BE

880. HERE, DID YOU?

881. AND MICHELLE—YOU GO BACK

882. WITH MICHELLE FARTHER THAN YOU

883. GO BACK WITH ME.

884. YOU KNEW MICHELLE WHEN MICHELLE

885. WAS MICHAEL.

886. SO I'M FLIPPING THROUGH THE

887. CHANNELS, I SAY, "YOU SEEN RU?

888. RU ON TV!"

889. I SAY, "WHAT THE HELL IS HE

890. THINKING?"

891. YOU KNOW, AT THE BEGINNING OF

892. THE SHOW, YOU COME IN THE ROOM,

893. GIRL.

894. "HELLO, HELLO!"

895. GIRL, YOU LOOK LIKE THE BLACK

896. PEE-WEE HERMAN.

897. PANTS SO HIGH.

898. HE LOOK LIKE HE IN NEW ORLEANS

899. IN HURRICANE KATRINA, GIRL.

900. IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO TOP

901. COCO.

902. BUT LOOK AT HER.

903. WHO WOULD WANNA TOP COCO?

904. MICHELLE VISAGE IS SO FULL OF

905. SEMEN.

906. PERIOD.

907. NO, SERIOUSLY.

908. SHE'S A WHORE.

909. NOW ON TO THE GRAND HIGH BITCH

910. HERSELF.

911. RU, WHAT I ADMIRE MOST ABOUT YOU

912. IS YOUR ABILITY TO LOOK AT THESE

913. TIRED QUEENS AND ALWAYS FIND

914. A COMPLIMENT FOR THEM.

915. YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT,

916. THE TOILET'S JEALOUS.

917. GIVE IT UP FOR RUPAUL.

918. HELLO, EVERYONE.

919. HAVING SEX WITH SANTINO IS A LOT

920. LIKE RU'S MUSIC CAREER.

921. AWKWARD.

922. YOU WOULD KNOW.

923. I FEEL LIKE WHENEVER MICHELLE

924. FARTS, A FAIRY GETS HER WINGS.

925. SPEAKING OF FAIRIES, HELLO,

926. LESLIE.

927. RUPAUL, WITH THESE LONG LEGS AND

928. FEATHERS YOU LIKE TO WEAR,

929. YOU'RE ONE STEP AWAY FROM

930. LOOKING LIKE BIG BIRD'S

931. GRANDMOTHER.

932. I THOUGHT I HAD AUDITIONED

933. FOR RUPAUL'S NEXT—

934. DRAG QUEEN OF THE YEAR.

935. LITTLE DID I KNOW I WAS WALKING

936. INTO THE LARGEST CROSS-DRESSING

937. CONVENTION OF ALL TIME.

938. BUT THIS IS ABOUT YOU, MOTHER

939. RU...

940. FROM THE CRACKED OUT NIGHTS IN

941. THE BATHROOM OR THE CRACKING OF

942. YOUR VOICE AT EVERY LIVE

943. PERFORMANCE.

944. THIS WAS THE BEST BUNCH OF

945. PEOPLE YOU COULD GET TO COME

946. JUDGE?

947. CAN I GET A GAY MAN?

948. SANTINO RICE, WHAT THE HELL YOU

949. KNOW ABOUT WINNING SOMETHING?

950. BUT YOU AND COCO MONTRESE DO

951. SHARE SOMETHING IN COMMON, OKAY.

952. AND THAT'S NOT ONLY YOUR FOOLISH

953. WARDROBE, BUT BEING

954. A RUNNER-UP—

955. OH...

956. DON'T GET BITTER.

957. JUST GET BETTER.

958. I THANK YOU, AND GOOD NIGHT.

959. GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND

960. GENTLEMEN.

961. WASN'T HE DELIGHTFUL?

962. GOD BLESS HIM, HE TRIED HIS

963. HARDEST.

964. OH, FUCK.

965. WHERE DO I FUCKING START?

966. OH, GOD.

967. LET'S START WITH LESLIE JORDAN.

968. IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU.

969. THE HELPIS ONE OF MY MOST

970. FAVORITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME.

971. AND YOUR PERFORMANCE WAS QUITE

972. UNBELIEVABLE.

973. BECAUSE YOU PLAYED

974. A HETEROSEXUAL MALE.

975. YOU ARE FUCKING GAYER THAN THE

976. FIRE ISLAND PRODUCTION OF RENT.

977. BUT ENOUGH WITH THAT OLD QUEEN.

978. LET'S TALK ABOUT THE OTHER OLD

979. QUEEN ON THE PANEL,

980. MICHELLE VISAGE.

981. LET ME JUST LOOK AT MY LITTLE

982. NOTES REALLY QUICK. FUCK.

983. GOD, I HAD TO WRITE LITTLE TO

984. FIT ALL THIS IN.

985. OH, FUCK.

986. MICHELLE'S FAVORITE MOVIE IN

987. THE WORLD IS SHOWGIRLS.

988. AND MUCH LIKE NOMI MALONE, SHE

989. RELIES ON THE TALENTS OF HER

990. BLACK FRIEND.

991. RU, YOU ARE A FUCKING LEGEND.

992. AND I JUST HOPE THAT YOU'RE

993. HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE.

994. BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME

995. LEFT.

996. GOOD NIGHT, YOU GUYS.

997. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING

998. OUT.

999. COMING UP...

1000. YOU WERE TRYING TOO HARD.

1001. IT WAS BORING, IT WAS

1002. HUMILIATING, AND UNCOMFORTABLE

1003. TO WATCH.

1004. WAH-WAH.

1005. WAH-WAH.

1006. LADIES, IT'S TIME FOR THE

1007. JUDGES' CRITIQUES.

1008. LET'S START WITH ALASKA.

1009. HI.

1010. COMEDY IS LIKE MUSIC.

1011. IT'S SOMETHING YOU HEAR OR YOU

1012. DON'T.

1013. AND YOU DEFINITELY HEAR

1014. THE MUSIC.

1015. THANK YOU.

1016. I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED

1017. BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT IN YOUR L.B.D.

1018. AND UP THERE AT THE PODIUM, YOU

1019. WERE VERY FUNNY, BUT IT'S TOUGH

1020. TO GO FIRST.

1021. YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE TAKEN IT

1022. EVEN FURTHER.

1023. MOVING ON TO IVY WINTERS.

1024. HEY.

1025. WE BOTH WORE GREEN.

1026. I KNOW.

1027. YEAH.

1028. YOU WORE IT BEST.

1029. TONIGHT—I LOVE YOU IN GREEN,

1030. I LOVE THE RED HAIR.

1031. NOT SURE ABOUT THE GLOVES.

1032. I LOVE THE GLOVES.

1033. I DON'T THINK YOU NEED THEM.

1034. DURING THE ROAST, YOUR CARDS

1035. WERE BIT OF A CRUTCH, AND YOU

1036. KEPT LOOKING AT THEM.

1037. AND YOU SEEMED SO UNSURE OF

1038. YOURSELF.

1039. YOU WERE SO NERVOUS.

1040. NEXT UP, JINKX MONSOON.

1041. YOU HAVE A CAREER IN OR OUT

1042. OF DRAG IN COMEDY.

1043. YOU KILLED.

1044. THANK YOU.

1045. JINKX, OH, JINKX.

1046. LET'S START WITH THE RUNWAY

1047. LOOK...

1048. I LOVE IT!

1049. RIGHT HAIR, RIGHT MAKEUP.

1050. I AM SO FRIGGIN' PROUD OF YOU.

1051. TO HEAR THAT FROM MICHELLE

1052. VISAGE, OH, MY GOD, THAT WAS

1053. WORTH ITS WEIGHT IN GOLD.

1054. DETOX.

1055. HI.

1056. YOU WERE SO MEAN TO ME.

1057. BUT THERE WAS A TWINKLE IN YOUR

1058. EYE.

1059. YOUR TONGUE WAS FIRMLY PLANTED

1060. IN YOUR CHEEK.

1061. THE ONE THING I WASN'T FOND

1062. OF WAS YOU RELYING TOO MUCH ON

1063. THE WORD FUCK.

1064. YOU CAN LET THE ROOM BREATHE.

1065. IT'S OKAY.

1066. IT WAS TOO MUCH.

1067. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

1068. YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE

1069. FUNNIER.

1070. AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING

1071. TOO HARD.

1072. GOING INTO THE MIC AND

1073. HOLDING ON, LIKE, FOR DEAR LIFE,

1074. I THOUGHT THAT WAS NERVES.

1075. BUT YOU'RE SO GORGEOUS.

1076. THANK YOU.

1077. IT WASN'T YOUR BEST MOMENT

1078. TONIGHT.

1079. IT WAS BORING, IT WAS

1080. HUMILIATING, AND UNCOMFORTABLE

1081. TO WATCH.

1082. COCO MONTRESE.

1083. NOT A ROAST, BUT A TOAST.

1084. MAZEL TOV.

1085. IT WAS REALLY SPECTACULAR.

1086. THANK YOU.

1087. WELL DONE.

1088. WANDA SYKES, MOVE OVER.

1089. IT WAS HILARIOUS.

1090. TONIGHT ON THE RUNWAY, I LIKE

1091. YOUR LOOK.

1092. I'M THINKING THE EARRINGS AND

1093. YOUR ROOTS SHOWING, IT ADDED TO

1094. THE HUMOR.

1095. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

1096. KEEP YOUR PACE UP.

1097. YOU NEEDED TO BE QUICKER.

1098. IT WASN'T AS SMOOTH.

1099. YOU COULD HAVE STRUNG IT

1100. TOGETHER BETTER SO THAT IT WAS

1101. MUCH MORE FLUID.

1102. TONIGHT YOUR DRESS IS

1103. HIGH-END, AND YOU REALLY NEEDED

1104. SOME BIGGER HAIR TO GO WITH IT.

1105. WELL, LADIES, I THINK WE'VE

1106. HEARD ENOUGH.

1107. WHILE YOU ENJOY AN ABSOLUT

1108. COCKTAIL IN THE INTERIOR

1109. ILLUSIONS LOUNGE, THE JUDGES AND

1110. I WILL DELIBERATE.

1111. JUST BETWEEN US ROASTED

1112. CHICKENS, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

1113. LET'S START WITH ALASKA.

1114. HER LOOK IS SO PREDICTABLE

1115. NOW.

1116. SO YOU WANNA SEE A DIFFERENT

1117. SILHOUETTE.

1118. JUST ONCE AT LEAST.

1119. BEING FIRST MEANS YOU HAVE A

1120. LITTLE MORE EXPECTATION TO STEP

1121. OUT OF THE BOX.

1122. BUT A LOT OF THE THINGS, IT'S

1123. LIKE, I SORT OF EXPECTED THEM.

1124. I JUST LOVED HER.

1125. SHE JUST, LIKE, THE KIND OF

1126. KNOCK-KNEED, AND STANDING BACK

1127. THERE AND QUIRKY AND—

1128. IT WAS REFRESHING TO ME.

1129. MOVING ON TO ROXXXY ANDREWS.

1130. ROXXXY SEES HERSELF AS NOT

1131. FUNNY, AND I THINK SHE WAS TOO

1132. MUCH IN HER HEAD, TRYING TO

1133. THINK HOW SHE CAN DELIVER IT.

1134. AND SHE SEEMED TO BE OUT OF

1135. CHARACTER.

1136. I'D AGREE.

1137. ROXXXY WAS STUMBLING FROM ONE

1138. TRANSITION TO THE NEXT.

1139. IT WASN'T HER NIGHT.

1140. SHE WAS REALLY, REALLY,

1141. REALLY NERVOUS.

1142. AND I THINK SHE WAS JUST A

1143. MELTDOWN, AND IT'S HARD TO WATCH

1144. THAT.

1145. ALL RIGHT.

1146. IVY WINTERS.

1147. SHE READ HER CARDS

1148. THE WHOLE TIME.

1149. SHE DIDN'T CONNECT ONCE.

1150. I DIDN'T SEE HER EYES.

1151. I GOT NO EMOTION FROM HER.

1152. AND THAT'S BEEN MY PROBLEM WITH

1153. IVY.

1154. SHE'S LIKE A CARDBOARD CUTOUT.

1155. I DIDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH

1156. IVY IN THAT WAY, MICHELLE.

1157. SHE WASN'T AS ROUGH AS SOME OF

1158. THE OTHER GIRLS WITH SEGUEING

1159. FROM ONE JOKE TO THE NEXT,

1160. AND THERE WAS SOME REALLY FUNNY

1161. MOMENTS.

1162. COCO MONTRESE.

1163. GREAT CONCEPT,

1164. GREAT DELIVERY.

1165. VERY GOOD TONIGHT FOR COCO.

1166. ESPECIALLY COMING FROM WHERE SHE

1167. WAS LAST WEEK.

1168. COCO CAME OUT HERE TONIGHT

1169. WITH A NEW ATTITUDE.

1170. SHE HAD CONSISTENT JOKE AFTER

1171. JOKE.

1172. I ALMOST FELL OFF THE CHAIR.

1173. THE WHOLE TIME SHE WAS UP THERE,

1174. SHE STAYED IN THAT CHARACTER.

1175. I DIED.

1176. JINKX MONSOON.

1177. HALLELU.

1178. SHE LOOKED GREAT.

1179. I WAS SO VERY PROUD OF HER.

1180. I WOULD HAVE LOVED HER TO

1181. HAVE PLAYED MORE WITH THE OTHER

1182. QUEENS.

1183. READING THEM A LITTLE MORE.

1184. YES.

1185. MASTER

1186. COMEDIENNE.

1187. ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP DETOX.

1188. WE ALL KNOW SHE'S FUNNY.

1189. SHE COULD HAVE DONE MORE AND GOT

1190. RID OF SOME OF THE F-BOMBS.

1191. YOU KNOW, THE F-BOMB USUALLY

1192. MEANS THAT SOMEONE'S VERY

1193. NERVOUS.

1194. YOU CAN LAUGH, BUT IT'S LIKE,

1195. OH, AND ANOTHER F-BOMB, OH, AND

1196. ANOTHER F-BOMB.

1197. AND IT'S NO LONGER FUNNY OR

1198. BOMBASTIC.

1199. I EXPECTED MORE FROM HER.

1200. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

1201. THE DRESS WAS A DISASTER

1202. TONIGHT.

1203. I GOT PROM FEELING FROM IT.

1204. AND THEN THE ROAST—

1205. WAH-WAH.

1206. INTIMIDATION.

1207. YEAH, THAT WAS IT.

1208. WAS SHE INTIMIDATED BY

1209. THE OTHER GIRLS?

1210. ABSOLUTELY.

1211. YEAH.

1212. SO MANY FUNNY GIRLS UP THERE

1213. TONIGHT.

1214. THEY WERE—THEY WERE FUNNY,

1215. AND I THINK SHE JUST—SHE

1216. MELTED.

1217. BUT I THINK SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.

1218. SHE LOOKS LIKE A FAIRY

1219. PRINCESS.

1220. SILENCE.

1221. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1222. BRING BACK...

1223. MY GIRLS.

1224. WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1225. I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

1226. ALASKA, TONIGHT YOU PROVED YOU

1227. CAN STAND ON YOUR OWN.

1228. YOU'RE SAFE.

1229. THANK YOU.

1230. JINKX MONSOON, YOUR LOOK

1231. TONIGHT WAS NO JOKE.

1232. KEEP IT UP.

1233. YOU'RE SAFE.

1234. YOU'RE SAFE. THANK YOU.

1235. THANK YOU.

1236. COCO MONTRESE.

1237. AS MY HOOD RAT COUSIN, YOU TORE

1238. ME TO SHREDS.

1239. YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS

1240. WEEK'S CHALLENGE.

1241. CONDRAGULATIONS.

1242. YOU'VE WON A CUSTOM GOWN FROM

1243. SEQUINQUEEN.

1244. COCO MONTRESE IS BACK.

1245. YES, GOD, I'M BACK, BABY.

1246. DETOX...

1247. YOU'RE SAFE.

1248. ALYSSA EDWARDS, TONIGHT YOUR

1249. PUNCH LINES FLATLINED.

1250. I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE

1251. UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1252. IVY WINTERS, YOU STRUGGLED TO

1253. CONNECT WITH THE AUDIENCE.

1254. ROXXXY ANDREWS, TONIGHT WAS NOT

1255. YOUR SHINING MOMENT.

1256. IVY WINTERS...

1257. YOU'RE SAFE.

1258. ROXXXY ANDREWS, I'M SORRY,

1259. MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE UP FOR

1260. ELIMINATION.

1261. ALL OF THIS STRESS HAS JUST

1262. HIT ME.

1263. THIS IS HONESTLY THE FIRST

1264. TIME IN THIS COMPETITION THAT I

1265. FELT "YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH."

1266. TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

1267. LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

1268. TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE YOURSELF

1269. FROM ELIMINATION.

1270. THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO

1271. THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO LIP-SYNCH FOR YOUR LIFE.

1272. LIP-SYNCH FOR YOUR LIFE.

1273. GET READY FOR THE LIP SYNC

1274. OF YOUR LIFE.

1275. GOOD LUCK.

1276. AND DON'T FUCK IT UP.

1277. THERE'S NO HOLDING BACK.

1278. THERE'S NO TIP-TOEING AROUND.

1279. I HAVE TO BRING EVERYTHING.

1280. OH!

1281. I GOT A SEIZURE WATCHING

1282. THAT.

1283. ALYSSA IS BRINGING IT.

1284. IT'S GONNA BE A PHOTO FINISH

1285. TONIGHT.

1286. MAN.

1287. ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

1288. ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

1289. SORRY.

1290. ARE YOU OKAY?

1291. SO MANY EMOTIONS.

1292. WHAT'S GOING ON?

1293. NOTHING.

1294. GO AHEAD.

1295. NO. TELL ME ABOUT IT.

1296. IT JUST HIT ME AND... LIKE NOT

1297. FEELING WANTED AND NOT BEING

1298. GOOD ENOUGH.

1299. I JUST FEEL LIKE MY MOM NEVER

1300. WANTED ME AND—

1301. MY MOTHER LEFT MY SISTER AND

1302. MYSELF AT A BUS STOP WHEN I WAS

1303. THREE.

1304. AND I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS

1305. YESTERDAY.

1306. AND, LIKE, I COME OFF AS THIS

1307. STRONG CHARACTER.

1308. I TRY TO STAY SO STRONG, BUT I'M

1309. SO WEAK, AND I'M SO TIRED.

1310. SO WEAK, AND I'M SO TIRED.

1311. IT JUST HURTS THAT I WAS LEFT.

1312. IT JUST HURTS THAT I WAS LEFT. NOBODY CARED.

1313. NOBODY CARED.

1314. WE LOVE YOU.

1315. AND YOU ARE SO WELCOME HERE.

1316. YOU KNOW, WE AS GAY PEOPLE, WE

1317. GET TO CHOOSE OUR FAMILY.

1318. YOU KNOW, WE GET TO CHOOSE THE

1319. PEOPLE THAT WE'RE AROUND.

1320. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

1321. I AM YOUR FAMILY.

1322. WE ARE A FAMILY HERE.

1323. I LOVE YOU.

1324. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU.

1325. I LOVE YOU.

1326. ALL RIGHT.

1327. ALL RIGHT. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1328. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1329. WHAT YOU TWO DID ON THIS RUNWAY

1330. WHAT YOU TWO DID ON THIS RUNWAY IS THE PASSION I AM LOOKING FOR.

1331. IS THE PASSION I AM LOOKING FOR.

1332. SHANTE. YOU BOTH STAY.

1333. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

1334. THESE ARE NO LONGER JUST DRAG

1335. QUEENS I AM COMPETING WITH.

1336. I'M GROWING ATTACHED TO THESE

1337. PEOPLE.

1338. WE ARE LIKE THE SEVEN SISTERS

1339. RIGHT NOW.

1340. MY SEVEN SISTER QUEENS.

1341. IF YOU CAN'T LOVE YOURSELF,

1342. HOW IN THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA

1343. LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1344. CAN I GET A AMEN IN HERE?

1345. CAN I GET A AMEN IN HERE? AMEN!