RuPaul's Drag Race 5x5

1. PREVIOUSLY ON

2. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE...

3. ALYSSA HAS BEEN A DISTRACTION

4. FOR ME.

5. BUT I'VE GOT TO SHAKE THIS OFF

6. AND MOVE ON.

7. YOU'LL BE DEBUTING AN

8. ORIGINAL DRAG BALLET.

9. I CAN'T DANCE.

10. COCO, YOU PICK FIRST.

11. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

12. WHAT THE FUCK?

13. HERE'S WHAT I WANT FROM YOU,

14. JINKX.

15. I WANT TO SEE SOME GLAMOUR.

16. THE WINNER IS ALYSSA EDWARDS.

17. HONEY MAHOGANY,

18. VIVIENNE PINAY, I'M SENDING YOU

19. BOTH HOME.

20. NOW, LADIES, SASHAY AWAY.

21. GIRL.

22. AFTER THE DOUBLE ELIMINATION,

23. EVERY GIRL KNOWS RU IS NOT

24. PLAYING THE RADIO.

25. GIRL.

26. CRACK.

27. THAT'S A SIGN OF DON'T GET TOO

28. COMFORTABLE.

29. THAT WAS THE CLOSEST I EVER

30. WANT TO GET TO THE BOTTOM.

31. TO BE IN THE BOTTOM THREE HAS

32. LIT A FIRE UNDER MY ASS.

33. NEVER AGAIN.

34. I THINK EVERYONE IS JUST

35. SHOCKED THAT ROXXXY ANDREWS IS

36. IN THE BOTTOM THREE.

37. BUT I'M NOT SHOCKED.

38. SHE'S PART OF ROLASKATOX, AND

39. THEY'VE CONVINCED THEMSELVES

40. THAT THEY'RE INVINCIBLE.

41. BUT YOU WON.

42. I WISH SHE WOULD HAVE SENT

43. ALL Y'ALL BITCHES HOME.

44. I WANT YOU TO GO HOME TOO,

45. BITCH, SO YOU DON'T THROW ME IN

46. THE BOTTOM AGAIN.

47. ALYSSA WANTED TO ACT LIKE SHE'S

48. SO REAL, BUT I THINK IT WAS A

49. PRETTY BITCHY-ASS MOVE TO CALL

50. ME OUT ONSTAGE.

51. THE ONE THAT I WOULD WANT TO

52. SEND HOME IS NOT IN THIS LINEUP.

53. I DON'T SEE JADE AT THE SAME

54. LEVEL.

55. IF SHE WOULD'VE ASKED ME WHO

56. NEEDED TO GO, I WOULD HAVE SAID

57. THAT, BECAUSE FROM THE VIEW THAT

58. I WAS GETTING, IT LOOKED LIKE A

59. SAUSAGE SQUEEZED INTO A

60. TWO-PIECE.

61. IT WAS NOT PRETTY.

62. YOU CAN'T TAKE IT PERSONAL.

63. YOU'RE A DIRTY BITCH.

64. IT'S NOT DIRTY.

65. I KEPT IT REAL TO YOUR FACE.

66. IF I WANTED TO BE DIRTY, I WOULD

67. HAVE REALLY, REALLY READ YOU.

68. HA.

69. WELL, GIRL, IF YOU READ ME,

70. I WOULD HAVE READ YOU RIGHT

71. BACK.

72. THAT'S A PART OF THE

73. GAME, BABY.

74. WELCOME TO DRAG.

75. I KNEW COMING INTO THIS

76. COMPETITION THAT THE CLAWS WOULD

77. COME OUT.

78. I DON'T WANT TO SCRATCH

79. ANYBODY'S EYES OUT.

80. I JUST WANT TO SCRATCH MY WAY TO

81. THE TOP.

82. 'CAUSE I'M WHAT?

83. SICKENING.

84. THE WINNER OF

85. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE RECEIVES A

86. SICKENING SUPPLY OF

87. COLOREVOLUTION COSMETICS, A

88. LUXURY TRIP COURTESY OF

89. ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL, HEADLINE

90. LOGO'S DRAG RACE TOUR,

91. FEATURING ABSOLUT VODKA—

92. COCKTAILS PERFECTED—AND A CASH

93. PRIZE OF $100,000.

94. AND TONIGHT, EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST

95. JUDGES JULIE BROWN AND

96. DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN.

97. ROLASKATOX.

98. IT'S A NEW DAY IN THE

99. WORKROOM.

100. THERE'S TWO LESS GIRLS IN THE

101. COMPETITION NOW.

102. AND THE MORE THAT ARE GONE, THE

103. BETTER.

104. OOH, GIRL.

105. YOU GOT SHE MAIL.

106. LADIES, STARS AREN'T BORN.

107. THEY'RE MADE.

108. AND THEN WE DESTROY THEM.

109. BUT EVENTUALLY, THOSE FALLEN

110. STARS GET THEIR OWN REALITY

111. SHOWS AND BECOME FAMOUS ALL OVER

112. AGAIN.

113. LADIES, GET READY, BECAUSE YOUR

114. 15 MINUTES STARTS NOW.

115. UH-OH.

116. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, LADIES.

117. HI.

118. WELL, WELL, WELL...

119. FOR TODAY'S MINI CHALLENGE,

120. WE'RE RIPPING A PAGE FROM

121. US WEEKLY TO FIND OUT WHO WORE

122. IT BEST.

123. AND WE'RE GOING TO DO IT

124. DRAG RACE STYLE.

125. NOW, YOU'LL HAVE JUST 30 MINUTES

126. TO TURN THESE CUDDLERS...

127. OOH.

128. INTO SOMETHING RED CARPET

129. WORTHY.

130. I'LL DECIDE WHO WORE IT BEST.

131. READY, SET, STYLE.

132. DAMN.

133. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WEAR

134. SOMETHING SO GODDAMN UGLY?

135. IT'LL BE LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE

136. YOU WEAR.

137. HOW DARE YOU?

138. OH, REALLY?

139. ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

140. TIME'S UP.

141. TO HELP ME MAKE THIS SARTORIAL

142. DECISION, I'VE INVITED AN

143. EXPERT.

144. FROM US WEEKLY MAGAZINE,

145. PLEASE WELCOME SENIOR EDITOR

146. IAN DREW.

147. UH, RU?

148. IS THAT A KLEIN EPSTEIN & PARKER

149. SUIT THAT YOU'RE WEARING?

150. WHY, YES, IT IS.

151. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

152. WELL, I THINK, IN THIS CASE,

153. RU WORE IT BEST.

154. AW.

155. ALL RIGHT.

156. FIRST UP, WEARING ZEBRA,

157. COCO MONTRESE.

158. YOU WANT SOME COCO IN YOUR

159. COCOA?

160. NEXT UP, IVY WINTERS.

161. GIRLS GONE WILD KINGDOM.

162. DETOX.

163. SHE'S PAIRING IT WITH SOME

164. DAYGLO.

165. [imitates camera shutter

166. clicking]

167. ALL RIGHT, IAN.

168. YES.

169. WHO WORE IT BEST?

170. I'D HAVE TO SAY DETOX.

171. AH, DETOX.

172. YAY.

173. NEXT UP, WEARING GIRAFFE,

174. LINEYSHA SPARX.

175. [imitates camera shutter

176. clicking]

177. OOH, LOOK AT THAT MANICURE.

178. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

179. JET MAGAZINE, THIS WAY.

180. NEXT UP, ALASKA.

181. DEAR LORD.

182. AFRICAN VOGUE, THIS WAY.

183. I THINK IT WAS THE BEST

184. MAKEUP SHE'S WORN ALL SEASON.

185. SO, IAN, WHO WORE IT BEST?

186. THE NAME ON EVERYBODY'S LIPS HAS

187. GOT TO BE ROXXXY.

188. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

189. FIRST UP WEARING PINK,

190. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

191. WHO ARE THE JEWELS BY?

192. THEY'RE RENTED.

193. A NIGHT AT THE OPERA.

194. JADE JOLIE, A VISION IN PINK.

195. THANK YOU, JADE JOLIE.

196. JINKX MONSOON.

197. OH, MY.

198. THE MISSING OLSEN TWIN.

199. UH-HUH.

200. SHE JUST WOKE UP.

201. THIS WAY, JINKX.

202. I DON'T THINK JINKX DID

203. ANYTHING WITH THE BLANKET.

204. SHE JUST PUT THE BLANKET ON AND

205. GAVE IT A CHARACTER...

206. WHAT SHE DOES BEST.

207. ALL RIGHT, IAN.

208. SO WHO WORE IT BEST?

209. IT IS A STIFF COMPETITION,

210. I WILL SAY.

211. OH.

212. BUT IT HAS TO BE

213. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

214. ALL RIGHT, ALYSSA EDWARDS.

215. WELL, CONDRAGULATIONS TO OUR

216. BEST DRESSED QUEENS.

217. YOU'VE EACH WON AN US WEEKLY

218. SWAG BAG.

219. NOW, IAN...

220. YES.

221. I'M ABOUT TO GIVE YOU A

222. DRAG RACE EXCLUSIVE.

223. FOR THIS WEEK'S MAIN CHALLENGE,

224. WE'RE GOING TO PLAY...

225. WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT...

226. SNATCH GAME.

227. THIS IS WHAT I CAME HERE TO

228. DO.

229. TIME TO BREAK OUT YOUR BEST

230. CELEBRITY IMPERSONATIONS.

231. BE FABULOUS, BE A STAR, AND,

232. MOST IMPORTANTLY, BE FUNNY.

233. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES,

234. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

235. SO WHAT'S EVERYBODY DOING?

236. WHAT YOU DOING?

237. YOU DOING KATY?

238. I'M DOING KE$HA.

239. WHO ARE YOU DOING, ALASKA?

240. LADY BUNNY.

241. OH.

242. IT'S RISKY.

243. AND SHE JUST DID LADY BUNNY

244. IN THE LAST CHALLENGE.

245. THAT'S VERY RISKY.

246. WHO ARE YOU DOING, ROXXXY?

247. TAMAR BRAXTON, HONEY.

248. WHO?

249. TAMAR BRAXTON, TONI BRAXTON'S

250. SISTER.

251. IF YOU DON'T KNOW HER, YOU'RE

252. GOING TO KNOW HER.

253. OH, IS SHE COMING TO LIFE

254. TODAY?

255. SHE COMING TO LIFE TONIGHT.

256. TONIGHT!

257. THIS IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD

258. BE STRONG AT, RIGHT?

259. I'M HOPING.

260. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

261. I'M GOING TO DO LITTLE EDIE

262. FROM GREY GARDENS.

263. WHO—WHAT?

264. LITTLE EDIE FROM

265. GREY GARDENS.

266. GREY GARDENS?

267. WHO IS THAT?

268. WHO IS IT?

269. SO JACKIE O. HAS THIS

270. COUSIN AND THIS AUNT WHO WENT

271. BANKRUPT AND BECAME SHUT-INS,

272. LIVING IN A BIG, DILAPIDATED

273. MANSION.

274. LITTLE EDIE HAD ALOPECIA AND

275. LOST ALL HER HAIR OUT OF THE

276. STRESS, AND THEN SHE BECAME A

277. BIG FASHION ICON YEARS AFTER

278. SHE DIED.

279. DO YOU THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE

280. ARE GOING TO RECOGNIZE THAT

281. CHARACTER?

282. LITTLE EDIE IS A RISKY

283. CHARACTER.

284. NOT EVERYONE'S GOING TO KNOW

285. WHO SHE IS.

286. BUT I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW

287. WHO SHE IS.

288. HERE'S YOUR PATE, MOTHER,

289. DARLING.

290. AT LEAST, I THINK IT'S PATE.

291. THE LABEL'S FADED.

292. WHEN YOU'RE DEALING WITH

293. PEOPLE JUDGING WHAT YOU DO, YOU

294. JUST HAVE TO LET IT ROLL OFF

295. LIKE WATER OFF A DUCK'S BACK.

296. ALL RIGHT.

297. COMING UP...

298. WHO ARE YOU DOING?

299. MICHELLE OBAMA.

300. MICHELLE OBAMA?

301. OKAY.

302. THIS ABOUT TO GET REAL UGLY.

303. GIRL, LOOK HOW ORANGE YOU

304. FUCKING LOOK.

305. I'M NOT JOKING, BITCH.

306. OUR MAIN CHALLENGE TODAY IS

307. TO PICK A CELEBRITY CHARACTER

308. AND PLAY THEM ON THE SNATCH

309. GAME.

310. FREAKING OUT.

311. ARE YOU SCARED YOU CAN'T MAKE

312. KE$HA FUNNY?

313. I THINK I CAN MAKE HER FUNNY.

314. SNATCH GAME CHALLENGES YOUR

315. IMPROV SKILLS, YOUR WIT, AND

316. YOUR IMPERSONATION SKILLS.

317. WITHOUT THESE THREE THINGS, A

318. DRAG QUEEN MIGHT AS WELL NOT

319. CALL HERSELF A DRAG QUEEN.

320. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

321. HI.

322. IVY WINTERS.

323. HEY, MAMA.

324. AH, WHO ARE YOU DOING?

325. MISS MONROE.

326. MARILYN MONROE?

327. YES.

328. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE

329. MARILYN MONROE FUNNY?

330. THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

331. UM, I THINK IT'S JUST RELATING A

332. LOT TO HER MOVIES.

333. UM...

334. YEAH.

335. WHAT ABOUT THE FUNNY PART?

336. I JUST HAVE TO BE BIG AND

337. BLONDE.

338. WELL, THE TRICKY THING WITH

339. MARILYN, TOO, IS THAT SHE WAS

340. THE SMART DUMB BLONDE.

341. SO THAT SORT OF NUANCE IS NOT

342. EASY TO DO.

343. GET IT GOING AND MAKE ME LAUGH.

344. I WILL.

345. ALL RIGHT.

346. ALASKA.

347. HI.

348. 49TH STATE.

349. THE BIGGEST STATE.

350. OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

351. IT'S LIKE ITS OWN COUNTRY.

352. I'M MY OWN CONTINENT.

353. OH.

354. I'M INCONTINENT, THOUGH.

355. SO WHO ARE YOU DOING?

356. I'M DOING LADY BUNNY.

357. EX-SQUEEZE ME?

358. BUNNY IS HILAR—

359. I THINK SHE'S ACTUALLY THE

360. FUNNIEST PERSON I'VE EVER MET.

361. IT'S A TRICKY ONE.

362. I WANT YOU TO BE FUNNIER THAN

363. BUNNY.

364. OKAY.

365. OKAY?

366. ALL RIGHT.

367. I'M SCARED SHITLESS.

368. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED

369. TO MEASURE UP TO THAT?

370. HEY, COCO.

371. HI, RU.

372. NOW, OKAY, I'M GETTING

373. PSYCHIC FEELINGS.

374. UM...

375. LET ME GUESS.

376. MARGARET THATCHER?

377. NO, RU.

378. JANET JACKSON.

379. I LOVE ME SOME JANET.

380. NOW, WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO DO

381. JANET?

382. I DO JANET SIX NIGHTS A WEEK

383. IN VEGAS.

384. REALLY?

385. SIX NIGHTS A WEEK?

386. YES.

387. I REALLY ACTUALLY STUDIED

388. EVERYTHING ABOUT HER ONSTAGE

389. AND OFFSTAGE.

390. SO, IF I DON'T KNOW THIS

391. CHARACTER, THEN I SHOULDN'T BE

392. DOING DRAG.

393. YOU GOT TO BRING THE FUNNY.

394. OKAY.

395. ALL RIGHT.

396. HI, DETOX.

397. HI, RU.

398. I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT COULD

399. BE.

400. LET'S SEE—RACHEL ZOE AFTER A

401. FIRE?

402. NO, I'M GOING TO DO MY FRIEND

403. KE$HA.

404. YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH KE$HA?

405. I'VE WORKED WITH HER A FEW

406. TIMES, AND I'VE DONE A BUNCH OF

407. HER MUSIC VIDEOS.

408. AND, YEAH, SHE'S A LOT OF FUN.

409. SINCE YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

410. KE$HA, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO NOT

411. SORT OF HOLD BACK?

412. I DON'T WANT TO, LIKE,

413. SLANDER HER TOO MUCH.

414. WELL, THAT COULD BE A

415. PROBLEM.

416. YOU GOT TO BE WILLING TO MAKE A

417. FOOL OUT OF THE PERSON YOU'RE

418. DOING.

419. WHEN THE CAMERA LANDS ON YOU,

420. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS, FROM THE

421. WAIST UP, TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.

422. GET BACK TO WORK.

423. THANK YOU.

424. ALL RIGHT.

425. HI, JINKXY.

426. HI.

427. YOU CAUGHT ME WITH ONE EYEBROW

428. ON.

429. YOU ARE A QUIRKY CHARACTER.

430. I AM JUST DYING TO FIND OUT...

431. WHO ARE YOU PLAYING?

432. HER NAME IS

433. LITTLE EDIE BOUVIER BEALE.

434. JACKIE KENNEDY'S COUSIN.

435. YES.

436. I LOVE HER.

437. BUT ARE YOU A LITTLE WORRIED

438. THAT THE AUDIENCE AT HOME WON'T

439. KNOW WHO SHE IS?

440. IT'S A CONCERN I HAD, BUT

441. I KEPT TOSSING AROUND, YOU KNOW,

442. POP ICONS I COULD DO, AND JUST—

443. NONE OF THEM SPEAK TO ME THE

444. SAME WAY.

445. I LANDED ON LITTLE EDIE BECAUSE

446. I REALLY RELATE TO HER, AND

447. SINCE I STARTED IN THIS

448. COMPETITION, I FEEL EVEN MORE

449. CONNECTED WITH HER RIGHT NOW.

450. SHE'S A LITTLE MISUNDERSTOOD.

451. YES, WELL, JUST MAKE SURE YOU

452. MAKE LITTLE EDIE POP FOR THE

453. UNWASHED MASSES.

454. MM-HMM.

455. ALL RIGHT, WELL, LISTEN,

456. YOU GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.

457. I'M GOING TO LET YOU GET TO IT.

458. ALL RIGHT.

459. LINEYSHA SPARX.

460. HELLO, RUPAUL.

461. WHO ARE YOU DOING?

462. I'M GOING TO DO

463. MICHELLE OBAMA.

464. MICHELLE OBAMA?

465. YES.

466. THAT'S AN INTERESTING CHOICE.

467. WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO DO

468. MICHELLE OBAMA?

469. BECAUSE I THINK THAT I CAN

470. LOOK LIKE HER, AND—

471. IT'S MORE THAN JUST LOOKING

472. LIKE THE PERSON.

473. THEY HAVE TO BE FUNNY.

474. CAN I HEAR A LITTLE BIT OF YOUR

475. MICHELLE OBAMA?

476. WHAT DID YOU SERVE OBAMA FOR

477. BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?

478. FRENCH FRIES.

479. UM...

480. FRENCH FRIES.

481. YEAH.

482. MICHELLE OBAMA, HOW ARE YOUR

483. DAUGHTERS?

484. AW.

485. WHO ARE YOUR OTHER CHOICES?

486. I REALLY—

487. I WAS THINKING CELIA CRUZ.

488. IS A GOOD CHOICE.

489. BUT...

490. RIGHT NOW I GOT THIS CHOICE.

491. I THINK IT'S BETTER.

492. CELIA CRUZ—SHE'S THE QUEEN OF

493. THE SALSA, BUT I REALLY KNOW

494. THAT I CAN LOOK LIKE

495. MICHELLE OBAMA, SO I'M NOT

496. GOING TO CHANGE.

497. IT'S A TOUGH SELL—

498. MICHELLE OBAMA.

499. JUST BE FUNNY.

500. BE FUNNY.

501. I'M MICHELLE OBAMA, AND

502. I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.

503. LADIES, GATHER ROUND.

504. NOW, I'LL SEE YOU ON THE SET,

505. WITH OUR EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST

506. JUDGES...

507. MTV ROYALTY JULIE BROWN AND

508. DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN.

509. DON'T FUCK IT UP.

510. BYE, RU.

511. JULIE BROWN!

512. GIRL, WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK

513. I SHOULD DO—KATY OR HER?

514. MISS KIM—THIS IS NOT KIM.

515. THIS IS TOO PLATINUM.

516. I'M NOT 100% SOLD ON KATY PERRY.

517. I'M REALLY THINKING I SHOULD

518. PROBABLY SWITCH TO KIM FROM

519. THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA.

520. CELEBRITY IMPERSONATION IS NOT

521. PART OF MY GIG, AND THAT MAKES

522. ME SECOND-GUESS MYSELF AND WHAT

523. IS THE RIGHT CHARACTER FOR ME.

524. I HAVE MY MAKEUP LIKE

525. MICHELLE OBAMA.

526. I HAVE MY WIG.

527. BUT I HAVE IN MY MIND THE VOICE

528. OF RUPAUL.

529. DO YOU KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT

530. MICHELLE OBAMA TO MAKE IT FUNNY?

531. DO YOU KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT

532. CELIA CRUZ?

533. MM-MM.

534. MY OTHER OPTION IS CELIA CRUZ,

535. BUT I DON'T HAVE THE CLOTHES.

536. I DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT WIGS.

537. SO...

538. I DON'T KNOW.

539. I'M WORRIED ABOUT LINEYSHA

540. BECAUSE I DON'T THINK SHE KNOWS

541. WHAT SHE'S DOING AT THIS POINT.

542. SHE NEEDS TO GET IT TOGETHER.

543. COMING UP...

544. WELCOME TO THE NEW SNATCH GAME.

545. GET YOUR LIFE.

546. I DON'T HAVE A SINGLE IDEA

547. WHO ANY OF THESE PEOPLE ARE.

548. WELCOME TO THE NEW SNATCH GAME.

549. TODAY IT'S A BATTLE OF THE

550. BROWNS.

551. SHE PUT THE "WUBBA" IN "WUBBA,

552. WUBBA, WUBBA."

553. DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN!

554. AND SHE'S, LIKE, TOTALLY THE

555. ORIGINAL VALLEY GIRL—

556. JULIE BROWN.

557. MAY I CALL YOU

558. "UPTOWN JULIE BROWN"?

559. I PREFER "JUST SAY JULIE."

560. NOW LET'S MEET OUR CELEBRITY

561. PANEL.

562. DIRECT FROM GREY GARDENS, IT'S

563. LITTLE EDIE BEALE.

564. OH, HI, RUPAUL.

565. HOW IS BIG EDIE DOING?

566. SHE'S ALWAYS BEGGING FOR THE

567. PATE, BUT THE LABEL IS FADED.

568. I CAN NEVER TELL IF IT'S PATE OR

569. IF IT'S GIBLETS FOR THE CATS.

570. NEXT, DON'T BREAK UP WITH HER

571. BECAUSE SHE'LL WRITE A SONG

572. ABOUT IT.

573. IT'S TAYLOR SWIFT.

574. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERE.

575. THIS IS SO EXCITING.

576. NEXT, MY OLD, OLD, OLD, OLD,

577. OLD FRIEND, LADY BUNNY.

578. YOU KNOW, THE LAST TIME I HAD

579. A BATTLE OF THE BROWNS WAS ABOUT

580. TEN MINUTES AGO IN MY DRESSING

581. ROOM.

582. HEY, KE$HA.

583. I JUST WOKE UP HERE.

584. YOU'RE AT THE SNATCH GAME,

585. HONEY.

586. WHAT'S THAT?

587. NOW IT'S THE PRESIDENT OF THE

588. RHYTHM NATION, JANET JACKSON.

589. HI, RU. HOW ARE YOU?

590. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME

591. LATELY?

592. I HAVEN'T PUT OUT A HIT IN A

593. WHILE.

594. NEXT, SHE'S MY TEENAGE DREAM.

595. HEY, KATY PERRY.

596. OH, IS THAT YOUR FRAGRANCE?

597. IT IS.

598. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY SOME?

599. NO.

600. OKAY.

601. GOOD-BYE, NORMA JEAN.

602. HELLO, MARILYN MONROE.

603. HELLO, RU.

604. NOW, IS IT TRUE THAT

605. GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES?

606. OH, THEY DO.

607. YOU KNOW IT.

608. FABULOUS.

609. NEXT UP, IT'S THE QUEEN OF

610. SALSA, CELIA CRUZ.

611. HOLA!

612. I'M VERY FINE HERE.

613. MY ENGLISH IS NO VERY

614. GOOD-LOOKING.

615. LAST BUT NOT LEAST, IT'S

616. BRAXTON FAMILY BAD GIRL...

617. TAMAR BRAXTON.

618. GET YOUR LIFE!

619. WHAT'S TONI REALLY LIKE?

620. GIRL, WHO CARES?

621. THIS IS MY FIRST GIG WITHOUT

622. TONI, AND I AM SO EXCITED.

623. BOOM!

624. OKAY, HERE'S HOW THE GAME

625. WORKS.

626. I ASK THE QUESTION.

627. OUR CELEBRITY PANEL FILLS IN THE

628. BLANKS.

629. AND YOU GIVE AN ANSWER THAT YOU

630. THINK WILL MATCH.

631. FIRST QUESTION FOR JULIE BROWN.

632. LADY BUNNY IS SO OVER POLITICS.

633. WHEN SHE STEPS INTO THE VOTING

634. BOOTH, SHE JUST BLANKS.

635. PLEASURES HERSELF WITH THE

636. VOTING WAND.

637. LET'S HEAR WHAT OUR

638. CELEBRITIES HAVE TO SAY.

639. LITTLE EDIE?

640. WELL, I DON'T KNOW HER

641. PERSONALLY, BUT SHE LOOKS OLDER

642. THAN MOTHER DARLING, SO I SAID,

643. WHEN SHE STEPS INTO THE VOTING

644. BOOTH, SHE JUST SEIZURES.

645. SPELLING?

646. SEIZE-

647. NOT A MATCH.

648. MOVING ON TO CELIA CRUZ, THE

649. QUEEN OF SALSA.

650. LADY BUNNY IS SO OVER POLITICS.

651. WHEN SHE STEPS INTO THE VOTING

652. BOOTH, SHE JUST...

653. FLIP HER HAIR BACK AND FORTH.

654. I THINK IT'S "WHIP YOUR HAIR

655. BACK AND FORTH."

656. UH-HUH.

657. SI.

658. UH-HUH, SI.

659. NO EL MATCH-O.

660. NO MATCH-O?

661. NO.

662. ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO THE

663. ORIGINAL MATERIAL GIRL,

664. MARILYN MONROE.

665. SHE PASSES OUT.

666. I THINK IF IT WAS ME, IT'D BE

667. THE HARD DECISION-MAKING.

668. I GET A LITTLE BIT LIGHT-HEADED

669. SOMETIMES.

670. NOW, YOU'RE INTO POLITICS,

671. AREN'T YOU?

672. PRESIDENTS AND...

673. IVY TOTALLY DIDN'T GET THE

674. JOKE.

675. IT WAS AN AWKWARD MOMENT.

676. QUITE THE SCANDAL, ACTUALLY.

677. WITH MY COUSIN-IN-LAW, REALLY?

678. YES.

679. IT WAS IN ALL THE MAGAZINES

680. AT THE TIME.

681. ALL RIGHT, NEXT QUESTION IS

682. FOR DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN.

683. YES.

684. HEATHER THE HOARDER IS SUCH

685. A MESS.

686. WHEN SHE OPENS HER BLANK, HER

687. PERSONAL MASSAGER FALLS OUT.

688. WHEN SHE OPENS HER BOX.

689. LET'S SEE IF WE GET A MATCH

690. FROM TAYLOR SWIFT.

691. WHEN SHE OPENS HER BLANK, HER

692. PERSONAL MASSAGER FALLS OUT.

693. FALLS OUT OF HER TAYLOR SWIFT

694. LUNCHBOX.

695. OH, THAT'S A MATCH!

696. SHE'S GOT BOX!

697. ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON TO

698. KATY PERRY.

699. HI, RU.

700. DID YOU REALLY KISS A GIRL?

701. HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A GIRL?

702. RU, NEVER.

703. BUT—UH, YEAH.

704. HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED A BLACK

705. GUY?

706. OKAY, OKAY.

707. HEATHER THE HOARDER IS SUCH A

708. MESS.

709. WHEN SHE OPENS HER BLANK, HER

710. PERSONAL MASSAGER FALLS OUT.

711. HER CLUTCH.

712. SORRY.

713. NOT A MATCH.

714. I THINK THAT IMMUNITY FOR

715. ALYSSA IS GONNA COME IN REAL

716. HANDY THIS WEEK.

717. LADY BUNNY, SAME QUESTION.

718. WHEN SHE OPENS HER BLANK, HER

719. PERSONAL MASSAGER FALLS OUT.

720. WELL, JULIE, I JUST WROTE

721. "ANUS."

722. SAME NEIGHBORHOOD—NOT A

723. MATCH.

724. NEXT QUESTION IS FOR

725. JULIE BROWN.

726. LADY GAGA HAS FINALLY GONE TOO

727. FAR.

728. SHE WORE A DRESS MADE OF BLANK.

729. MADONNA'S LEFTOVERS.

730. MADONNA'S LEFTOVERS!

731. LET'S GO TO THE STARS.

732. KE$HA, SHE WORE A DRESS MADE OF

733. BLANK.

734. I SAID "HER STUPID MONSTERS,"

735. 'CAUSE MY ANIMALS ARE FUCKING

736. BADASS.

737. OH, RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT YOU

738. POP STARS CALL YOUR FANS.

739. YEAH.

740. LET'S MOVE ON TO THE QUEEN OF

741. SALSA, CELIA CRUZ.

742. HEY, HEY.

743. SHE WORE A DRESS MADE OF

744. BLANK.

745. "A CAN OF TOMATO SALSA."

746. LIKE A BIG CAN.

747. FLAT.

748. ALL RIGHT.

749. TAMAR, LADY GAGA'S FINALLY

750. GONE TOO FAR.

751. LAST WEEK SHE WORE A DRESS MADE

752. OF BLANK.

753. BOOM!

754. WHO CARES?

755. I'M SO SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING

756. ABOUT THAT BITCH.

757. TAMAR'S WORLD.

758. THAT'S RIGHT.

759. MOVING ON—THIS ONE'S FOR

760. DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN.

761. PAULA DEEN IS OUT OF CONTROL.

762. THIS MORNING SHE PUT A STICK OF

763. BUTTER ON HER BLANK.

764. ON HER TOOTHBRUSH.

765. ON HER TOOTHBRUSH!

766. MISS JANET JACKSON.

767. I THINK SHE PUT IT IN HER

768. PANTY LINER.

769. PANTY LINER.

770. I DID TOO.

771. YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED?

772. YES.

773. OH, MY GOODNESS.

774. OH, MY GOODNESS!

775. OH, MY GOD, IT'S SO THIN.

776. THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.

777. COCO'S VOICE AS JANET WAS SO

778. PERFECT.

779. BUT SHE WASN'T ABLE TO MAKE IT

780. FUNNY.

781. RU, MAY I ASK YOU WHY YOU

782. COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN ME REAL

783. CELEBRITIES FOR THIS GAME?

784. WELL...

785. I DON'T HAVE A SINGLE IDEA

786. WHO ANY OF THESE PEOPLE ARE.

787. YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN

788. LESLIE CARON OR AUDREY HEPBURN

789. OR ANY ONE OF THEM.

790. INSTEAD YOU GOT KETCHUP.

791. KETCHUP?

792. AND THAT MUST BE

793. JANICE JICKSON?

794. CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION, RU?

795. YES, YOU CAN ASK ME A

796. QUESTION.

797. WHAT'S A LITTLE EDIE?

798. LITTLE EDIE IS A STAR OF A

799. MOVIE, GREY GARDENS.

800. OKAY, WELL, SHE'S NOT THAT

801. LITTLE.

802. WHO THE HELL IS LITTLE EDIE?

803. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

804. OKAY, MOVING ON—

805. TAMAR BRAXTON.

806. GET YOUR LIFE!

807. NOW, PAULA DEEN IS OUT OF

808. CONTROL.

809. THIS MORNING SHE PUT A STICK OF

810. BUTTER...

811. ON HER—BOOM—LOUBOUTINS,

812. 'CAUSE HER FAT-ASS FEET DON'T

813. FIT IN 'EM.

814. I REALLY HAVE TO PEE.

815. CAN I PEE?

816. JUST A—IN JUST ONE SECOND.

817. WE'RE GET—WE'RE ALMOST DONE.

818. I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND PEE

819. OVER HERE BY TAMAR.

820. SHE'S GONNA GO PEE IN THE

821. CORNER.

822. KE$HA!

823. DO YOU HAVE TOILET PAPER?

824. YEAH, I'LL GET SOMEBODY TO

825. CLEAN THAT UP.

826. THANKS, RU.

827. DETOX BATHROOM BREAK?

828. GROSS.

829. ALL RIGHT, I'M AFRAID WE'VE

830. RUN OUT OF TIME.

831. AND THE WINNER IS...

832. WHO CARES?

833. THANKS FOR JOINING US, EVERYONE.

834. UNTIL NEXT TIME, RUPAUL OUT.

835. SAY GOOD NIGHT, STARS!

836. GOOD NIGHT, STARS.

837. COMING UP...

838. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE

839. REALLY TRYING TO, LIKE, COME

840. FOR ME.

841. GIRL, YOU CAME FOR ME.

842. IT JUST CAME OFF AS "ANNOYING

843. SKANK."

844. RO...

845. LASKA...

846. TOX.

847. IT'S ELIMINATION DAY, AND

848. WITH A CHALLENGE LIKE THE

849. SNATCH GAME, IT'S DEFINITELY A

850. LOT MORE INTENSE.

851. ALYSSA, ARE YOU GLAD YOU HAD

852. IMMUNITY?

853. I DON'T DO CHARACTERS.

854. I MEAN, THIS WAS GOING TO BE THE

855. HARDEST CHALLENGE FOR ME,

856. PERIOD.

857. AT THIS POINT, WE KNOW

858. SNATCH GAME IS GONNA HAPPEN.

859. RIGHT.

860. YOU SHOULD ALREADY HAVE A

861. PLAN FROM THE MOMENT YOU

862. AUDITION.

863. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR

864. IS NOT GOING TO TRAVEL THE

865. COUNTRY BEING A COMEDIAN.

866. SHE NEEDS TO BE SICKENING.

867. DO THE MATH.

868. JINKX, ON THE RUNWAY, I THINK

869. YOU SHOULD'VE PREPARED MORE THAN

870. ONE LOOK.

871. HONEY, ALL YOUR OUTFITS

872. HAVEN'T BEEN THAT CLEAN EITHER.

873. WHAT YOU WORE—THAT GOLD THE

874. OTHER DAY—SOME PEOPLE SHOULDN'T

875. COME DOWN TO WEAR A TWO-PIECE,

876. BECAUSE THE VIEW THAT I HAD IN

877. THE SAFE ZONE WAS NOT TOO CUTE.

878. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE

879. TRYING TO, LIKE, COME FOR ME.

880. I MEAN—

881. GIRL, YOU CAME FOR ME, RIGHT

882. OUT THERE, THREW ME UNDER THE

883. FUCKIN' BUS.

884. YOU'RE STILL MAD ABOUT THAT,

885. GIRL?

886. I MEAN, ARE YOU INTRIGUED OR

887. SOMETHING?

888. NO, HONEY—

889. OBSESS MUCH?

890. THAT'S ONE THING I AIN'T.

891. ONE THING I'M NOT IS INTRIGUED.

892. JADE, I CAN SPEAK UP FOR

893. MYSELF.

894. ALYSSA, EVERY WEEK I'VE DONE A

895. DIFFERENT LOOK.

896. LIKE, ONE TIME I WAS SPACE AGE.

897. THE NEXT TIME I WAS

898. MARIE ANTOINETTE.

899. NO, NO, NO, NO, SOME PEOPLE

900. ARE COMING DOWN THE RUNWAY IN

901. COMPLETE BULLSHIT.

902. HAD I PULLED THAT ON THE RUNWAY,

903. THEY WOULD HAVE RIPPED ME TO

904. SHREDS, AND Y'ALL KNOW IT.

905. JINKX—SHE'S ALL COMEDY AND NO

906. GLAMOUR.

907. I DON'T THINK FROM DAY ONE,

908. SHE'S PUT ANYTHING ON THE RUNWAY

909. WORTH LOOKING AT.

910. I HAVE DEALT WITH THIS MY

911. ENTIRE DRAG CAREER, YOU KNOW?

912. IT'S GETTING FRUSTRATING TO HAVE

913. TO DEFEND A STYLE OF DRAG THAT'S

914. COMPLETELY VALID.

915. WHEN I FIRST GOT TO SEATTLE,

916. BECAUSE I'M KIND OF QUIRKY, NOT

917. A LOT OF QUEENS TOOK ME VERY

918. SERIOUSLY.

919. GIRL, WHAT IF I JUST WENT OUT

920. THERE AND NOT EVEN BRUSHED ITS

921. HAIR?

922. I'MA SAY, "WELL, I WAS TRYING TO

923. MAKE IT FUNNY.

924. EVERYTHING GOT TO BE FUNNY,

925. RIGHT?"

926. EVERY TIME

927. I STEP INTO SOMETHING NEW,

928. I HAVE TO FIGHT THIS FIGHT

929. AGAIN.

930. I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO KEEP

931. EXPLAINING MYSELF.

932. MISS COCO, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE

933. TO DO A LITTLE BIT MORE PINK IN

934. THE EYE.

935. YOU CONCERNED ABOUT

936. WHAT'S GOING ON OVER HERE WHEN

937. YOU NEED TO BE WORRIED ABOUT

938. WHAT'S GOING OVER THERE WITH

939. THAT SAME MAKEUP YOU'VE BEEN

940. RUNNING ON THE RUNWAY EVERY

941. SINGLE TIME.

942. GIRL, LOOK HOW ORANGE YOU

943. FUCKING LOOK, GIRL.

944. DON'T START WITH ME.

945. YOU'RE USED TO BEING MY

946. RUNNER-UP AND BEING BEHIND ME.

947. DON'T SWITCH THE GAME UP NOW,

948. MAMA.

949. OKAY, NOW, MISS ALYSSA...

950. NOW YOU PUSHED IT.

951. MISS COCO, YOU'RE TAKING IT

952. PERSONAL.

953. I'M JOKING WITH YOU.

954. OH, NOW I'M NOT JOKING,

955. BITCH!

956. YOU GONNA CALL ME A RUNNER-UP?

957. YOU AIN'T NEVER WON NOTHING.

958. BY DEFAULT, MAMA—

959. YOU TAKE THAT PICTURE BY

960. DEFAULT.

961. NO, I TOOK THAT PICTURE

962. 'CAUSE YOU COULDN'T DO THE JOB,

963. BITCH.

964. I GOT THAT MOMENT, THOUGH.

965. SHE GOT THE CROWN PUT ON HER

966. HEAD.

967. SHE GOT TO FEEL THE EMOTION OF

968. THAT MOMENT.

969. SHE TOOK THAT AWAY FROM ME.

970. I'LL BE DAMNED IF I LET HER TAKE

971. THAT AWAY FROM ME HERE...

972. NOT WITHOUT A FIGHT.

973. THIS ABOUT TO GET REAL UGLY.

974. YOU KNOW WHAT'S UGLY?

975. POVERTY.

976. THE JADE!

977. THE JADE OF IT ALL.

978. AND WHAT?

979. WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE OF

980. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

981. MICHELLE VISAGE, ARE YOU READY

982. TO PLAY?

983. ALWAYS.

984. SANTINO'S IN THE HOUSE.

985. YOU ARE LOOKING SNATCHTACULAR

986. TONIGHT, RU.

987. DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN, DO YOU

988. FEEL LUCKY?

989. VERY LUCKY.

990. AND THE HILARIOUS

991. JULIE BROWN.

992. DID YOU HAVE FUN YESTERDAY?

993. I HAD SUCH A GREAT TIME.

994. TONIGHT THE QUEENS ARE

995. SERVING THEIR OWN GIRLISH

996. GLAMOUR ON THE RUNWAY.

997. CATEGORY IS...

998. DEADLIEST SNATCH.

999. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES,

1000. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

1001. COMMENCE SHAKE DOWN.

1002. FIRST UP, IVY WINTERS.

1003. GOLDFISH.

1004. IT'S LITTLE SHE-MO!

1005. I'M STRUTTING DOWN THE

1006. RUNWAY, AND I COULD FEEL MY

1007. LITTLE FIN FLOPPING.

1008. I FELT VERY FISHY.

1009. NOW, THAT'S A CATCH.

1010. BUT STILL VERY "KOI."

1011. DETOX.

1012. OOH, SHE'S A POWER POUF GIRL.

1013. OR A CUPCAKE.

1014. I'M SERVING KILLER JELLYFISH

1015. REALNESS, AND I'M LIVING FOR IT.

1016. YOU KNOW, YOU COULD SHOPLIFT

1017. IN THAT.

1018. SHE COULD STEAL A HAM.

1019. JADE JOLIE.

1020. CHAIN, CHAIN, CHAIN!

1021. I'M SERVING UP SOME BONDAGE

1022. BOMBSHELL FISH FIERCENESS, AND

1023. I AM LOVING IT.

1024. SHE SPENT A LOT AT HOME DEPOT

1025. FOR THAT ONE.

1026. AH, YES.

1027. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

1028. IT'S LIKE A BLAZER AND NO

1029. TROUSERS.

1030. BLAZER!

1031. MISS THANG, I AM WALKING DOWN

1032. THIS RUNWAY LIKE I AM

1033. $10 MILLION.

1034. POSE, POSE, POSE.

1035. ROXXXY, YOUR PUSSY IS ON

1036. FIRE.

1037. JINKX MONSOON, CHICKEN OF THE

1038. SEA.

1039. I AM SERVING UP SEATTLE BOHO

1040. CHIC WITH A FLAIR OF DAY OUT AT

1041. THE BEACH.

1042. SHE'S LIKE A FLYING FISH.

1043. BRACKISH, ACTUALLY.

1044. NOW THERE ARE 102 WAYS TO

1045. WEAR A SCARF.

1046. OOH, COCO, GIRL.

1047. ALL RIGHT, LITTLE COCO MINAJ.

1048. I AM TURNING IT OUT.

1049. THIS IS MY RUNWAY.

1050. THANK YOU, RU, FOR LETTING ME

1051. BORROW IT.

1052. THOSE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR

1053. STOMPING.

1054. OR WADING THROUGH A RIVER.

1055. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

1056. THE LITTLE MERMAID'S ALL GROWN

1057. UP.

1058. I AM THE DEFINITION OF FISHY

1059. GLAMOUR.

1060. ALWAYS AND FOREVER,

1061. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

1062. MM.

1063. WHAT'S HER NET WORTH?

1064. SHE HAS A DATE WITH MOBY DICK.

1065. LUCKY.

1066. LINEYSHA SPARX.

1067. THAT IS SHEILA E. REALNESS.

1068. IF A GIRL ANSWERS, DON'T HANG

1069. UP.

1070. I AM SERVING BAWDY, BAWDY,

1071. BAWDY, AND JUST A LITTLE BIT OF

1072. BITCH.

1073. YOU KNOW, SHE'S GOT A LEG UP

1074. ON THE COMPETITION.

1075. THAT'S RIGHT.

1076. THE 49TH STATE, ALASKA.

1077. SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY.

1078. I'M HOLDING A BROOK TROUT MY

1079. GRANDFATHER CAUGHT IN LAKE ERIE.

1080. GRANDPA WOULD BE SO PROUD AND

1081. COMPLETELY HORRIFIED.

1082. WOULD YOU LIKE A MINT?

1083. THAT OUTFIT WOULD GO GREAT

1084. WITH SOME TARTAR SAUCE.

1085. MMM.

1086. COMING UP...

1087. IT'S RATHER PEDESTRIAN.

1088. I DO THINK WE HAVE A SLIGHTLY

1089. DIFFERENT AESTHETIC.

1090. WELCOME, LADIES.

1091. BASED ON YOUR PERFORMANCES IN

1092. THE SNATCH GAME AND YOUR

1093. PRESENTATION ON THE MAIN STAGE,

1094. I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

1095. JADE JOLIE...

1096. COCO MONTRESE...

1097. ALYSSA EDWARDS...

1098. ALYSSA, THIS WEEK YOU LET DOWN

1099. KATY PERRY.

1100. I WANT YOU TO TWEET AN APOLOGY

1101. TO HER TONIGHT—

1102. YES, MA'AM.

1103. BUT LAST WEEK YOU WON

1104. IMMUNITY FROM ELIMINATION.

1105. THE THREE OF YOU ARE SAFE.

1106. KATY PERRY'S FANS ARE GONNA

1107. SLAY ME.

1108. IT WAS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO MY

1109. CAREER.

1110. LADIES, SURVEY SAYS YOU

1111. REPRESENT THE BEST AND THE WORST

1112. OF THE WEEK.

1113. IT'S TIME FOR THE JUDGES'

1114. CRITIQUES.

1115. FIRST UP, DETOX.

1116. THE PROBLEM IS, KE$HA'S NOT

1117. REALLY THAT MUCH FUN.

1118. IT HAS TO BE SOMEBODY WHO'S KIND

1119. OF FUN.

1120. I JUST DON'T WANT TO HANG WITH

1121. KE$HA.

1122. TONIGHT ON THE RUNWAY, YOUR

1123. SIDE SILHOUETTE IS HUGE...

1124. LIKE A BALL WITH LEGS.

1125. THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF

1126. WHEN I HEARD FISHY FIERCENESS

1127. WAS A JELLYFISH.

1128. REALLY? THAT'S THE FIRST

1129. THING YOU THOUGHT OF?

1130. YOU'RE FIERCER THAN THAT.

1131. NEXT UP, ROXXXY ANDREWS.

1132. I THOUGHT YOU DID A WONDERFUL

1133. JOB WITH YOUR PORTRAYAL OF

1134. TAMAR.

1135. I HAD A LOT OF FUN AND GIGGLES

1136. WITH YOU.

1137. TONIGHT YOUR BOOBS LOOK

1138. AMAZING.

1139. I LOVE A BEDAZZLED MUFFIN.

1140. THE HAIR IS INTERESTING, BUT

1141. I WISH IT WAS A LITTLE MORE

1142. COIFFED.

1143. NEXT UP, THE 49TH STATE,

1144. ALASKA.

1145. HI.

1146. HI.

1147. HI.

1148. YOUR LADY BUNNY, FOR ME, WAS

1149. ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.

1150. YOU HAVE INCREDIBLE TIMING.

1151. ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.

1152. ONE THING THAT WAS KIND OF

1153. MISSING FROM BUNNY WAS HER

1154. VOICE.

1155. SHE—IT SOUNDED MORE...

1156. [deep, raspy voice] LIKE ROZ,

1157. YOU KNOW, THAN IT DID—

1158. [high-pitched voice] BUNNY'S UP

1159. HERE.

1160. NEXT UP, IVY WINTERS.

1161. YOUR DRESS TONIGHT I LOVED.

1162. I MEAN, I LOVED THE FUN AND CAMP

1163. VALUE THAT WE GOT WITH NEMO

1164. EATING YOU.

1165. BUT WITH MARILYN MONROE,

1166. YOU LOST AN ICON.

1167. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU

1168. THINK ABOUT?

1169. YOU THINK ABOUT

1170. THAT.

1171. YOU KNOW...

1172. I THINK DOING MARILYN MONROE

1173. IS NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE.

1174. EVERYBODY'S DONE IT.

1175. YOU HAVE TO FIND SOMETHING THAT

1176. WE HAVEN'T SEEN DONE TO DEATH,

1177. IN A WAY.

1178. NEXT UP, LINEYSHA SPARX.

1179. YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY STUNNING

1180. TONIGHT.

1181. LOVE THE HAIR AND THE CHOKER AND

1182. THE GLAM ROCK WITH THE CHAINS

1183. GOING DOWN.

1184. CELIA CRUZ WAS REALLY

1185. GENERIC.

1186. IT'S VERY HARD MAKE COMEDY IN

1187. OTHER LANGUAGE.

1188. IT'S MORE COMFORTABLE FOR ME

1189. MAKE SOMEBODY LATINO.

1190. I THINK YOU HAVE THE SKILLS,

1191. BUT YOU JUST DIDN'T PULL IT OUT

1192. OF THAT CHARACTER.

1193. ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP,

1194. JINKX MONSOON.

1195. MICHELLE VISAGE?

1196. JINKXY, I AM STARTING TO GIVE

1197. UP HERE.

1198. IT'S RATHER PEDESTRIAN.

1199. I'M NOT GETTING GLAMOUR.

1200. TO ME, THIS LOOKS GLAMOROUS.

1201. I HAVE BIG BLONDE HAIR—

1202. THIS, TO ME, IS NOT BIG

1203. BLONDE HAIR.

1204. I DO THINK WE HAVE A SLIGHTLY

1205. DIFFERENT AESTHETIC.

1206. YOU RULED THE SNATCH GAME.

1207. I THOUGHT IT WAS ABSOLUTELY

1208. BRILLIANT, AND I THINK ANYBODY

1209. WHO EVER DOES THE SNATCH GAME

1210. SHOULD WATCH WHAT YOU DID.

1211. THANK YOU, JINKX.

1212. WELL, LADIES, I THINK WE'VE

1213. HEARD ENOUGH.

1214. WHILE YOU UNTUCK IN

1215. THE INTERIOR ILLUSIONS LOUNGE,

1216. THE JUDGES AND I WILL

1217. DELIBERATE.

1218. ALL RIGHT, KIDS, JUST BETWEEN US

1219. GIRLS...

1220. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

1221. LET'S START WITH DETOX.

1222. SHE LOOKS LIKE A BLOB, AND

1223. I WAS NOT HAPPY TONIGHT.

1224. I DISAGREE.

1225. I THOUGHT IT WAS QUITE A NICE

1226. JELLYFISH.

1227. TO ME, IT LOOKED LIKE TWO

1228. GIANT SHOWER CAPS—

1229. NOT HOT IN ANY WAY.

1230. DID SHE MAKE YOU LAUGH—

1231. DETOX?

1232. IT JUST CAME OFF AS ANNOYING

1233. SKANK.

1234. ROXXXY ANDREWS...

1235. ROXXXY NAILED THAT MODERN

1236. TAKE ON LIZA WITH A "Z."

1237. AS TAMAR, ROXXXY ROCKED IT.

1238. OKAY?

1239. LET'S GO WAY UP NORTH TO

1240. ALASKA.

1241. SANTINO, I THOUGHT THAT ALASKA'S

1242. JOKES WERE CRUDE, RUDE,

1243. OFFENSIVE.

1244. SHE NAILED BUNNY COMPLETELY.

1245. RIGHT ON THE HEAD.

1246. YES, THE VOICE WAS NOT THERE,

1247. BUT SHE WAS CONSISTENT WITH HER

1248. OWN MADE-UP VOICE FOR BUNNY.

1249. I ACTUALLY LIKED HER LITTLE

1250. FISH WIGGLE ON THE RUNWAY, AND,

1251. UH, SHE'S GOT THE TINIEST BUTT

1252. I'VE EVER SEEN.

1253. IVY WINTERS.

1254. WITH SOMEONE LIKE

1255. MARILYN MONROE, YOU REALLY HAVE

1256. TO HAVE THE VOICE DOWN.

1257. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'D

1258. PICK MARILYN.

1259. IT SEEMS CRAZY TO ME THAT YOU'D

1260. PICK IT IF YOU CAN'T DO THE

1261. VOICE OR THE CHARACTER.

1262. LINEYSHA SPARX.

1263. SHE'S A SEX SHOOTER.

1264. SHE'S GETTING PHONE CALLS FROM

1265. PRINCE RIGHT NOW TO GET IN HIS

1266. NEW GIRL GROUP.

1267. OR GET HIS OUTFIT BACK.

1268. YEAH.

1269. BUT HER SNATCH GAME WAS LOST IN

1270. TRANSLATION.

1271. IT ACTUALLY REMINDED ME OF MY

1272. GRANDMA AT CHRISTMAS WITH TOO

1273. MUCH EGGNOG WITH A KARAOKE MIC.

1274. JINKX MONSOON.

1275. SHE WAS LIKE THE MERYL STREEP

1276. OF DRAG QUEENS.

1277. 'CAUSE THAT BITCH TURNED IT

1278. OUT.

1279. COMPLETELY COMMITTED.

1280. SHOULD BE COMMITTED.

1281. I WAS JUST WONDERING IF WE'LL

1282. EVER BE ABLE TO GET TO SEE THAT

1283. ULTRA-GLAMAZON THING FROM JINKX

1284. ONCE.

1285. NOT THAT THIS IS UGLY.

1286. SHE'S ADORABLE.

1287. WHO JINKX REMINDS ME OF IS

1288. PANDORA BOXX.

1289. YEAH.

1290. I ACTUALLY LIKE THAT DRESS.

1291. IT WAS JUST THE WAY IT WAS

1292. STYLED, THE WAY SHE PAIRED THE

1293. THINGS, AND THESE ARE THINGS YOU

1294. CAN LEARN.

1295. SHE THOUGHT THAT WAS BIG

1296. HAIR.

1297. SILENCE.

1298. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1299. BRING BACK...

1300. MY GIRLS.

1301. WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1302. I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

1303. ROXXXY ANDREWS...

1304. YOU'RE SAFE.

1305. THANK YOU.

1306. JINKX MONSOON...

1307. YOU GAVE US 50 SHADES OF

1308. GREY GARDENS.

1309. CONDRAGULATIONS, YOU ARE THE

1310. WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE.

1311. YOU'VE WON A CUSTOM JEWEL

1312. PACKAGE FROM FIERCE DRAG JEWELS.

1313. I WON SNATCH GAME!

1314. A LIFE DREAM IS COMING TRUE

1315. TODAY.

1316. ALASKA...

1317. YOU'RE SAFE.

1318. THANK YOU.

1319. LINEYSHA SPARX, AS THE QUEEN

1320. OF SALSA, YOU LACKED SPICE.

1321. I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE

1322. UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1323. TO BE IN THE BOTTOM TWO IS

1324. VERY HARD FOR MYSELF.

1325. BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME.

1326. IVY WINTERS, YOUR

1327. MARILYN MONROE WAS ONE BLAND

1328. BOMBSHELL.

1329. DETOX, YOUR KE$HA WAS, IN A

1330. WORD...

1331. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

1332. DETOX...

1333. I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT

1334. YOU ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1335. IVY WINTERS, YOU ARE SAFE.

1336. THANK YOU.

1337. YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1338. TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

1339. LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

1340. TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE YOURSELF

1341. FROM ELIMINATION.

1342. THE TIME HAS COME...

1343. FOR YOU TO LIP-SYNCH

1344. FOR YOUR LIFE.

1345. I'M REALLY WELL-KNOWN FOR MY

1346. UNIQUE STYLE OF LIP-SYNCH.

1347. I'M READY TO SEND LINEYSHA

1348. PACKING.

1349. GOOD LUCK...

1350. AND DON'T FUCK IT UP.

1351. I FEEL SEXY.

1352. I FEEL POWERFUL.

1353. I FEEL STRONG.

1354. I WANT TO WIN THIS LIP-SYNCH.

1355. I DON'T WANT TO GIVE IT UP.

1356. WHOO!

1357. I THINK LINEYSHA'S HEART IS

1358. REALLY COMING OUT, AND DETOX IS

1359. SELLING IT.

1360. IT'S GONNA BE A CLOSE CALL.

1361. WHOO!

1362. LADIES...

1363. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1364. DETOX...

1365. SHANTE, YOU STAY.

1366. YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1367. LINEYSHA, YOUR BEAUTY TRANSCENDS

1368. LANGUAGE, AND THERE'S NO BARRIER

1369. TO HOW FAR YOU WILL SOAR.

1370. NOW SASHAY AWAY.

1371. I LOVE YOU, MAMI.

1372. THIS IS THE END FOR ME IN

1373. THIS COMPETITION, BUT I FEEL

1374. VERY PROUD TO BE ONE OF THE

1375. FAMILY OF DRAG RACE.

1376. CONDRAGULATIONS, MY CRAZY

1377. EIGHT.

1378. AND REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE

1379. YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL ARE

1380. YOU GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1381. CAN I GET AN "AMEN" UP IN HERE?

1382. AMEN.

1383. ALL RIGHT, LET THE MUSIC

1384. PLAY.