RuPaul's Drag Race 5x4

1. PREVIOUSLY ON

2. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE...

3. YOU'LL BE CREATING KIDSTER

4. TELEVISION SHOWS.

5. I AM READY TO TOSS YOUR

6. SALAD.

7. I LIKE A CHEESY SALAD.

8. VIVIENNE, IF YOU CAN BRING

9. YOUR ENERGY UP TO MEET ROXXXY...

10. YOU'RE GETTIN' LOST.

11. IT WAS PURE HELL.

12. FUCK YOU, ALYSSA.

13. COCO IS ALWAYS THE VICTIM.

14. YOU COMMITTED THE NUMBER-ONE

15. CRIME.

16. YOU BORED ME.

17. DETOX, CONDRAGULATIONS, YOU

18. ARE THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S

19. CHALLENGE.

20. COCO MONTRESE, SHANTE, YOU STAY.

21. MONICA, SASHAY AWAY.

22. MONICA BEVERLY HILLZ.

23. WE'RE BACK IN THE WORKROOM,

24. AND MONICA GOT SENT HOME.

25. I WOULD HAVE BEEN INCREDIBLY

26. SAD IF COCO WOULD HAVE LEFT.

27. I MEAN, SHE IS MY MOST CLOSEST

28. FRIEND HERE.

29. I'M NOT GOING TO BE A YIN YANG

30. WITHOUT MY YIN.

31. SO WHAT WAS IT LIKE, GIRL?

32. IT TAUGHT ME A BIG LESSON

33. THAT, YOU KNOW, IN THIS

34. COMPETITION, YOU HAVE TO FOCUS

35. AND CONCENTRATE ON WHAT YOU'RE

36. DOING.

37. RIGHT.

38. I HAVEN'T BEEN FOCUSED.

39. IN THE WHOLE COMPETITION, ALYSSA

40. HAS BEEN A DISTRACTION FOR ME,

41. BUT I'VE GOT TO SHAKE THIS OFF

42. AND MOVE ON.

43. VIVIENNE, WERE YOU SCARED?

44. 'CAUSE WHEN YOU TURNED AROUND,

45. VIVIENNE'S FACE WAS LIKE—

46. I WANTED TO FUCKING THROW UP.

47. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

48. I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO PULL

49. A WILLAM.

50. I WAS SO FUCKING SCARED.

51. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

52. VIVIENNE'S CRITIQUE WAS

53. BASICALLY THAT SHE PLAYED

54. LITTLE, AND I OVERSHADOWED HER

55. IN OUR SCENE.

56. SHE KNOWS THAT SHE DIDN'T SHINE

57. LAST WEEK, SO SHE'S GOT TO SHINE

58. THIS WEEK AND PULL THROUGH.

59. AT FIRST, WE WERE WORKING

60. REALLY WELL TOGETHER, AND OUR

61. SCRIPT WAS REALLY GOOD, BUT ONCE

62. YOU GET THERE—

63. AT THIS POINT, I'M PISSED.

64. I REALLY FELT LIKE ROXXXY

65. OVERPOWERED ME.

66. I THINK THAT SHE'S AN ATTENTION

67. WHORE.

68. OH, OH, MY—

69. AH! OH, MY GOD.

70. I PERSONALLY THINK THAT SHE'S

71. ANNOYING.

72. I'M GOING TO BE HONEST.

73. I'D LIKE TO SEE ROXXXY GO HOME.

74. THE WINNER OF

75. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE RECEIVES

76. A SICKENING SUPPLY OF

77. COLOREVOLUTION COSMETICS,

78. A LUXURY TRIP COURTESY OF

79. ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL, HEADLINE

80. LOGO'S DRAG RACE TOUR FEATURING

81. ABSOLUT VODKA—COCKTAILS

82. PERFECTED—AND A CASH PRIZE OF

83. $100,000.

84. WITH EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST JUDGES,

85. SHAPING SOUND'S TRAVIS WALL AND

86. CHAZ BONO.

87. ANOTHER WEEK.

88. IT'S A NEW WEEK, AND I'M VERY

89. EXCITED TO FIND OUT WHAT OUR NEW

90. CHALLENGE IS, BECAUSE I HAVE TO

91. PROVE THAT I DESERVE TO BE HERE.

92. OOH.

93. OH, GIRL.

94. YOU GOT SHE MAIL.

95. HEY, GIRLS.

96. SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE?

97. 'CAUSE AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

98. SUPERSTAR NEEDS TO BE ONE

99. SINGULAR SENSATION.

100. GIRL, ONCE YOU GO BLACK SWAN,

101. YOU NEVER GO BACK.

102. HEY, HEY, HEY.

103. WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?

104. FOR TODAY'S MINI CHALLENGE,

105. I WANT TO TURN BACK TIME AND

106. FIND OUT WHO ARE THE BEST

107. DANCERS AT RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

108. OH.

109. IT IS TIME TO BUST SOME

110. CLASSIC MOVES WITH THE GOOD,

111. OLD-FASHIONED SOUL TRAIN

112. DANCE-OFF.

113. READY, SET, WIG OUT.

114. OH.

115. THIS IS GOING TO BE TOO MUCH

116. FISH FOR YOUR NERVES.

117. OOH, Y'ALL DON'T WANT IT.

118. ALL RIGHT, D.J., HIT IT.

119. COCO MONTRESE.

120. YEAH.

121. OOH.

122. LINEYSHA SPARX.

123. BURN, BABY, BURN.

124. JADE JOLIE.

125. HEY.

126. WHOO!

127. GET IT, GIRL.

128. YEAH.

129. ALASKA.

130. OOH, YOU A STONE GAS, HONEY.

131. I'M FEATURING THE FLAILING

132. CHICKEN—

133. NOT REALLY A FUNKY CHICKEN,

134. MORE LIKE A CHICKEN THAT SMELLS

135. FUNKY.

136. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

137. OOH.

138. YEAH.

139. HONEY MAHOGANY.

140. GET IT, GIRL.

141. YEAH.

142. OW!

143. THAT'S RIGHT.

144. SHOW THEM WHAT YOU ARE WORKING

145. WITH.

146. HONEY DANCES LIKE A WHITE

147. CHICK.

148. OW, OW, OW, OW, OW.

149. WHOO!

150. THAT WAS INTERESTING.

151. DETOX.

152. THAT'S RIGHT.

153. OH.

154. OOH.

155. SHE'S A SUPER FREAK.

156. OOH!

157. VIVIENNE PINAY.

158. GO, VIV.

159. GO, VIV.

160. HEY, THAT'S RIGHT.

161. IVY WINTERS.

162. MAKE THAT MONEY.

163. IVY DOESN'T HAVE ONE STITCH

164. OF RHYTHM IN THAT BODY.

165. THIS IS NOT FOR YOU.

166. JINKX MONSOON.

167. OH, MY FUR.

168. HEY.

169. OH, GET IT, GIRL.

170. WHOO-HOO!

171. NO PARKING ON THE DANCE FLOOR.

172. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

173. YEAH, SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING.

174. GET IT.

175. WHOO.

176. YEAH, TURN IT UP.

177. OOH, YOU'RE GIVING THOSE

178. ANDREW CHRISTIAN UNDIES

179. A WORKOUT.

180. COME ON.

181. OOH!

182. LOOK AT THOSE MATCHING

183. OUTFITS.

184. OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH.

185. ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

186. THE LATE, GREAT DON CORNELIUS

187. WOULD BE PROUD, BUT TWO OF YOU

188. REALLY BROUGHT THE FUNK.

189. THE WINNERS ARE...

190. JINKX MONSOON...

191. AND COCO MONTRESE.

192. ALL RIGHT, LADIES, FOR THIS

193. WEEK'S MAIN CHALLENGE, YOU'LL BE

194. DEBUTING AN ORIGINAL AMERICAN

195. DRAG BALLET.

196. YEAH.

197. IT'S CALLED NO RUPAULOGIES.

198. OH, MY GOD.

199. AND IT TRACKS THE HIGHS AND

200. LOWS OF MY ILLUSTRIOUS CAREER.

201. THINK OF IT AS THE BLACK

202. SWAN LAKE.

203. WHY IT GOTTA BE BLACK?

204. HALLELUJAH, THANK THE RU GODS

205. FOR SENDING A CHALLENGE MY WAY

206. THAT I COULD EXCEL IN.

207. THIS IS WHAT I DO.

208. I'M A DANCER.

209. NOW, JINKX AND COCO, YOU WON

210. THE MINI CHALLENGE, SO YOU'RE

211. TEAM CAPTAINS.

212. ALL RIGHT, COCO, YOU PICK FIRST.

213. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

214. WHAT THE FUCK?

215. WELL, WELL, WELL, I WOULD

216. HAVE NEVER EXPECTED THAT.

217. I'M NOT NO DUMMY, Y'ALL.

218. ALYSSA IS THE BEST DANCER, AND

219. SHE'S GOING TO BE ON MY TEAM.

220. HI, JINKX, YOU GO NEXT.

221. IVY WINTERS.

222. DETOX.

223. LINEYSHA.

224. LINEYSHA.

225. HONEY MAHOGANY.

226. OH, OH, OH, OH, OH.

227. ALASKA.

228. OH, WOW.

229. ALL RIGHT, COCO.

230. GOD, JADE IS NEVER GOING TO

231. FORGIVE ME FOR THIS.

232. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

233. WHOO.

234. IN THE BACK OF MY MIND,

235. I KIND OF FELT THAT I WOULD BE

236. ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE THAT SHE

237. WOULD CHOOSE.

238. IT KIND OF WAS LIKE A SLAP TO MY

239. FACE, BECAUSE WE HAVE BEEN SO

240. CLOSE.

241. ALL RIGHT, NOW, VIVIENNE AND

242. JADE REMAIN.

243. JINKX, WHO DO YOU PICK?

244. JADE JOLIE.

245. JADE JOLIE GOES TO JINKX'S

246. TEAM, WHICH LEAVES

247. VIVIENNE PINAY TO COCO'S TEAM.

248. GREAT. I FIND MYSELF AGAIN IN

249. A TEAM WITH A BUNCH OF

250. LOUDMOUTHS.

251. NOW, REMEMBER, THIS WEEK...

252. ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS.

253. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES,

254. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

255. ALL RIGHT, I WOULD LIKE TO

256. READ THROUGH THE SCRIPT BEFORE

257. WE ASSIGN ANY PARTS.

258. I FEEL A TON OF PRESSURE BEING

259. TEAM CAPTAIN, BUT I KIND OF

260. BUILT MYSELF UP LAST WEEK,

261. AND I DON'T WANT TO TAKE A STEP

262. BACKWARDS.

263. ALL RIGHT, I'M THINKING YOUNG RU

264. AND DIANA ROSS.

265. THEN WE HAVE LADY BUNNY AND

266. GENDER FUCK DRAG RU.

267. YEAH.

268. DOES EVERYONE FEEL GOOD ABOUT

269. THIS?

270. I FEEL AWESOME ABOUT IT.

271. OKAY.

272. I'VE WORKED WITH LADY BUNNY

273. BEFORE.

274. I'VE MADE A COUPLE COSTUMES FOR

275. HER, AND I'VE GOTTEN TO KNOW HER

276. PRETTY WELL.

277. RU'S MOM, YOU'RE GOING TO BE

278. THE COMIC RELIEF RIGHT FROM

279. THE GET-GO.

280. I'M THE FIRST IMPRESSION IN

281. THIS BALLET, AND I CAN'T DANCE.

282. HAVE YOU HAD ANY FORMAL DANCE

283. TRAINING?

284. CAN YOU KRUMP DANCE, THOUGH?

285. NO, WHAT IS THAT?

286. YOU KNOW, THE—

287. I KNOW YOU CAN DO THAT.

288. THIS IS—THAT'S MY ONLY DANCE

289. MOVE.

290. IT'S GOING TO BE A PROBLEM.

291. COMING UP.

292. WE'LL MAKE YOU BIG.

293. BUT WE CAN'T MAKE HER

294. OUTSHINE RU THOUGH, RIGHT?

295. TRUST ME.

296. SHE AIN'T GONNA OUTSHINE ME.

297. OH.

298. OH.

299. FUCK.

300. TODAY, OUR MAIN CHALLENGE IS

301. NO RUPAULOGIES, THE BALLET,

302. WHICH IS THE STORY OF RUPAUL'S

303. LIFE.

304. I PICKED ALYSSA FOR MY TEAM.

305. THIS COULD GO REALLY, REALLY

306. GOOD, OR THIS COULD GO WAY

307. SOUTH.

308. IN THE FIRST TEAM, THERE'S A

309. GOOD RU AND A BAD RU, SO THERE

310. ARE TWO RU'S.

311. I THINK IT WILL BE GOOD IF WE

312. PLAYED THE GOOD RU AND THE BAD

313. RU.

314. RU VERSUS RU.

315. OH.

316. OH, I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING.

317. SCENE THREE IS "ALL MY

318. LEGENDARY CHILDREN, RU AND

319. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG."

320. YOU GONNA DO RU?

321. I GUESS.

322. THAT'S FINE.

323. I THINK VIVIENNE SHOULD BE

324. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

325. OKAY, THAT'S FINE.

326. ONCE AGAIN, I'M IN A TEAM

327. WITH ROXXXY ANDREWS.

328. I DON'T LIKE BEING PAIRED WITH

329. HER.

330. I JUST DON'T.

331. I DON'T LIKE HER ENERGY.

332. WE'LL PUT BIG EARRINGS ON

333. YOU.

334. JEWELS, JEWELS, JEWELS, AND JUST

335. THE DRESS AND THE SHOES AND

336. THE—

337. WE'LL MAKE YOU BIG.

338. BUT WE CAN'T MAKE HER

339. OUTSHINE RU, THOUGH, RIGHT?

340. TRUST ME.

341. SHE AIN'T GONNA OUTSHINE ME.

342. OH.

343. OH.

344. I FEEL LIKE THE TEAM TODAY IS

345. REALLY UNDERESTIMATING ME.

346. I'M KIND OF JUST WAITING FOR IT

347. TO BLOW.

348. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO,

349. MY PRIVATE DANCERS.

350. HELLO.

351. IS EVERYTHING BEAUTIFUL AT

352. THE DRAG BALLET?

353. all YEAH.

354. OF COURSE.

355. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

356. TEAM JINKX, WHO HAVE YOU

357. ASSIGNED THE ROLES TO?

358. WELL, WE HAVE IVY AS THE LADY

359. BUNNY.

360. WE HAVE ALASKA AS

361. MAMA ERNESTINE.

362. I'M YOUR MAMA.

363. YES, YOU ARE.

364. AND WE HAVE JADE AS LITTLE

365. RU.

366. I AM PLAYING GENDER FUCK

367. 21-YEAR-OLD RU.

368. OH, DEAR.

369. YES.

370. AND WHO IS PLAYING

371. '60s DIANA ROSS?

372. THAT WOULD BE MISS LINEYSHA

373. HERE.

374. ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH

375. DIANA ROSS AND THE SUPREMES?

376. UM, NOT REALLY, NO.

377. ALL RIGHT, NOW, IVY, YOU HAVE

378. HISTORY WITH LADY BUNNY.

379. I DO.

380. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW.

381. I KNOW YOU MAKE COSTUMES FOR

382. HER.

383. UH-HUH.

384. WHAT IS LADY BUNNY'S REAL

385. WAIST SIZE?

386. SHE'S A 28.

387. OOH, YOU MEAN HER THIGH IS

388. A 28.

389. NOW, ERNESTINE IS ALASKA.

390. WHERE ARE YOU DRAWING

391. INSPIRATION?

392. WELL, IN THE VOICEOVER, IT'S

393. GOING TO SAY THAT SHE HAD

394. A MOUTH LIKE A SAILOR, SO—

395. YES, SHE DID.

396. HER FAVORITE SAYING WAS, "YOU

397. PUSSY-MOUTH MOTHERFUCK."

398. I'M GOING TO ATTEMPT TO

399. CONVEY WITH MY FLAILING LIMBS

400. ERNESTINE'S STRICTNESS, HER

401. STRENGTH, AND A FACE THAT'S LIKE

402. THIS.

403. ALL RIGHT, KIDS.

404. I'M GOING TO LET YOU GET BACK TO

405. REHEARSAL.

406. GOOD LUCK.

407. THANK YOU.

408. HEY, TEAM COCO.

409. HI, RU.

410. HOW YOU DOING?

411. NOW, WHICH RUPAUL ARE YOU

412. PLAYING?

413. I AM THE GOOD RU, AND

414. ALYSSA'S THE BAD RU.

415. NOW, IS THIS A CASE OF LIFE

416. IMITATING ART?

417. YEAH.

418. HOW DID THAT COME ABOUT?

419. 'CAUSE I WAS PRETTY GOBSMACKED

420. WHEN YOU CHOSE ALYSSA.

421. I THOUGHT THAT YOU GUYS HAD

422. A LITTLE THING.

423. WELL, THIS IS A COMPETITION,

424. AND LIKE I SAID, I'M PLAYING TO

425. WIN.

426. NOW, WHO'S PLAYING '90s

427. SUPERMODEL RU?

428. ME.

429. THE GLAMAZON.

430. I LOVE IT, AND YOU'RE WORKING

431. WITH '90s DIANA ROSS.

432. HAVE YOU EVER DONE DIANA ROSS

433. BEFORE?

434. I'VE BEEN ASKED AND ACTUALLY

435. HAVEN'T—

436. I WASN'T ABLE TO THE ONE TIME

437. THEY ASKED ME TO DO IT, SO—

438. YEAH, YEAH.

439. YEAH.

440. NOW, ROXXXY, YOU ARE TODAY'S

441. RUPAUL, AND YOU'RE WORKING WITH

442. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR,

443. WHICH WOULD BE VIVIENNE PINAY.

444. SHE'S JUST PLAYING HER FOR

445. THE SKETCH.

446. SHE'S NOT AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

447. SUPERSTAR.

448. YEAH.

449. NOW, VIVIENNE, YOU HAVE BEEN

450. CRITICIZED FOR PLAYING IT SAFE,

451. PLAYING IT SMALL.

452. YES.

453. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO OVERCOME

454. THAT?

455. I, AGAIN, HAVE A LOT OF BIG

456. PERSONALITIES IN MY—IN MY

457. GROUP.

458. YOU ABSOLUTELY DO.

459. AFTER LAST WEEK, I JUST HAVE

460. TO FUCKING JUST BE MYSELF.

461. IF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT, THEY

462. DON'T LIKE IT.

463. VIVIENNE HAS TO STEP IT UP.

464. BREAK A LEG.

465. I MEAN, RU GAVE HER A WARNING

466. LAST WEEK.

467. I DON'T THINK HE'LL GIVE HER

468. ANOTHER ONE.

469. GATHER AROUND, MY SUGAR PLUM

470. FAIRIES.

471. NOW, IN A MOMENT, YOU'LL BE

472. WORKING WITH TWO RED HOT

473. CHOREOGRAPHERS.

474. FROM SHAPING SOUND, TRAVIS WALL

475. AND NICK LAZZARINI.

476. AND TOMORROW ON THE MAIN STAGE,

477. YOU'LL BE MAKING YOUR DANCE

478. DEBUT IN FRONT OF TRAVIS AND OUR

479. OTHER EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST JUDGE,

480. CHAZ BONO.

481. OH.

482. CHAZ.

483. I LIVE FOR CHAZ BONO.

484. CHAZ BONO CAME OUT OF CHER'S

485. VAGINA.

486. AND OPERA BALLET.

487. COME DRESSED IN YOUR MOST

488. DIVA-LICIOUS OUTFIT.

489. LADIES, THIS PRODUCTION OF

490. NO RUPAULOGIES COULD CHANGE

491. THE FACE OF CONTEMPORARY DANCE

492. FOREVER.

493. SO DON'T FUCK IT UP.

494. ALL RIGHT.

495. WOW.

496. WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT, DO WE?

497. HEY, LADIES.

498. HI.

499. I'M TRAVIS.

500. I'M NICK.

501. BOTH THE CHOREOGRAPHERS ARE

502. VERY DREAMY, AND WE'RE IN

503. SOLITARY CONFINEMENT RIGHT NOW,

504. AND ALL THE GIRLS ARE LIKE CATS

505. IN HEAT, TO BE QUITE HONEST.

506. WE KIND OF WANT TO SEE WHAT

507. WE'RE WORKING WITH HERE, SO IF

508. YOU COULD, ONE AT A TIME, SHOW

509. ME YOUR BEST MOVE.

510. SO I HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF

511. THIS IN ME.

512. OKAY.

513. OH, GORGEOUS.

514. SO—AND THESE.

515. OH, WE LOVE A SPLIT.

516. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

517. WOW, FOUETTES ARE VERY NICE.

518. OH, BLACK SWAN.

519. FUCK.

520. THIS ONE.

521. MACARENA.

522. SO YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE YOUR

523. LEGS OUT, AND YOU'RE GOING TO GO

524. JUMP THAT WAY.

525. UM.

526. JUMP OFF THE RIGHT FOOT.

527. RIGHT FOOT.

528. ALMOST.

529. AND CHAINE OUT AND TURN AROUND

530. AND KISS HER.

531. AH.

532. A LITTLE BIT MORE GRANDER.

533. REMEMBER, YOU'RE PLAYING

534. DIANA ROSS.

535. I'M PLAYING THE ROLE OF DIANA

536. ROSS, AND I KNOW HOW TO DO IT.

537. YOU KNOW WHO DIANA ROSS IS?

538. LINEYSHA'S GOING TO BOMB AT

539. THIS.

540. ALL RIGHT, TAKE YOUR FOOT—

541. YOU READY FOR FLOOR?

542. YOU'RE GOING TO JUMP RIGHT,

543. LEFT, RIGHT, RIGHT, BACK.

544. BACK, BACK, BACK.

545. THAT'S TRICKY.

546. NICK AND TRAVIS, THEY WERE,

547. LIKE, SHOOTING THIS CHOREOGRAPHY

548. ON ME SUPER FAST.

549. I'M JUST TRYING TO REMEMBER IT.

550. IT WAS SO OVERWHELMING.

551. THIS ONE'S REALLY IMPORTANT

552. FOR TIMING, SO YOU GUYS HAVE

553. A LOT OF WORK TO DO.

554. IF WE MISS A BEAT, IT THROWS

555. OFF THE WHOLE REST OF THE PIECE.

556. IT'S GOING TO BE A NIGHTMARE IF

557. WE CAN'T GET THIS PERFECT.

558. COMING UP...

559. AND JUMP, GO.

560. THEY'RE, LIKE, HESITANT.

561. THEY'RE JUST NOT WILLING TO

562. TRUST EACH OTHER.

563. HONEY KIND OF SUCKS.

564. WATCHING HER WAS SO

565. UNCOMFORTABLE.

566. FUCK MY LIFE.

567. STRETCH AND EXTEND ALL

568. THE WAY OVER.

569. STRETCH THAT SIDE.

570. TODAY'S MAIN CHALLENGE IS WE

571. HAVE TO TELL RUPAUL'S STORY

572. THROUGH THE ART OF DANCE.

573. THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT

574. CHALLENGE TO ME, BECAUSE I OWN

575. AND OPERATE A DANCE STUDIO.

576. GOOD, AND STRAIGHTEN.

577. AND FINGERS CROSSED THAT

578. EVERYTHING JUST FALLS INTO

579. PLACE.

580. OH, HERE WE GO.

581. HERE WE GO, THEY'RE COMING.

582. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, SECOND,

583. FIVE, DOWN, SEVEN, UP, EIGHT,

584. BACK, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

585. THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES

586. WERE, LIKE, "UH-OH."

587. OH, THAT'S REAL FANCY, GIRLS.

588. AND I ABOUT SHIT MY PANTS.

589. BYE, KIDS.

590. BYE, GUYS.

591. PSYCH! AND IT WORKED.

592. HI.

593. HEY, LADIES.

594. HOW ARE YOU GUYS?

595. GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?

596. ARE YOU GUYS READY TO DANCE

597. TODAY?

598. FOR SURE.

599. ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S START

600. WITH SCENE NUMBER ONE.

601. OOH, GOOD RU, EVIL RU.

602. THIS ONE'S GOING TO BE GOOD.

603. AFTER NOT SPEAKING TO COCO

604. FOR TWO YEARS, AND THE BLOW UP

605. LAST WEEK, AND THEN BEING PICKED

606. FOR HIS TEAM TODAY, I'M HOPING

607. THAT OUR CHEMISTRY CAN BE THERE

608. AND WE CAN REALLY DELIVER.

609. I THINK YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY

610. DO THE LIFT.

611. THIS IS ABOUT TRUSTING EACH

612. OTHER.

613. CAN YOU JUST TAKE HER AROUND

614. THIS WAY?

615. AND TURN ME AND GO, LIFT, LIKE,

616. THAT WAY?

617. OOF.

618. SLIDE AND JUMP, GO.

619. JUMP.

620. AH.

621. OWIE.

622. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

623. OWIE.

624. WAIT.

625. I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE, LIKE,

626. HESITANT 'CAUSE THEY'RE JUST NOT

627. WILLING TO TRUST EACH OTHER YET.

628. THEY DEFINITELY HAVE THE MOST

629. WORK CUT OUT FOR THEM.

630. YOU'D RUN AROUND HER, YOU GRAB

631. HER BY THE THROAT, AND THEN YOU

632. JUST LET HER GO.

633. GO AROUND, GO AROUND, GO AROUND,

634. GO AROUND, GO AROUND.

635. AND THEN GRAB HIM BY THE THROAT.

636. YOU GRAB.

637. MM, SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.

638. IT FELT SO GOOD.

639. GRAB HER HANDS.

640. SO YOU'LL DO SIX OF THESE.

641. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE,

642. SIX, PASSE, AND RIGHT, LEFT,

643. RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, PASSE,

644. AND—

645. TRAVIS DECIDES TO GIVE US

646. SOME CHOREOGRAPHY THAT'S

647. ACTUALLY A LITTLE COMPLICATED.

648. GO.

649. RIGHT, LEFT.

650. DOWN, DOWN.

651. WAIT, YOU'RE HOLDING WRONG.

652. IT'S JUST SIX STEPS, SO AS MUCH

653. AS YOU CAN, TRY TO RETAIN THE

654. CHOREOGRAPHY JUST A LITTLE

655. FASTER.

656. OKAY.

657. HONEY KIND OF SUCKS.

658. WATCHING HER WAS SO

659. UNCOMFORTABLE.

660. FUCK MY LIFE.

661. NEXT.

662. WHAT DO YOU WANT, LIKE—

663. OOH.

664. WOW.

665. THAT'S WHAT I DO.

666. ROXXXY WANTS ALL THE EYES ON

667. HER, AND I'M REALLY WAITING FOR

668. THE MOMENT WHERE SHE KIND OF

669. MESSES UP, EVEN THOUGH SHE'S

670. STILL IN MY GROUP.

671. CUE MUSIC.

672. JUMP, JUMP.

673. TURN AROUND, AND JUMP.

674. FUCK.

675. JUMP.

676. GO OVER AND AROUND.

677. TURN, TURN.

678. ALL RIGHT, COOL, THANK YOU.

679. IT'S—YEAH, IT'S GETTING—

680. YEAH.

681. ROXXXY AND VIVIENNE, THEY'RE

682. PROBABLY THE WEAKEST DANCERS IN

683. THAT GROUP, SO TO HAVE THEM AT

684. THE END MAKES ME A LITTLE BIT

685. NERVOUS.

686. REMEMBER, THIS IS ABOUT RU'S

687. LIFE.

688. DON'T FUCK IT UP.

689. RO.

690. ALASKA.

691. HA.

692. ROLASKATOX, DARLING.

693. SO TONIGHT, THE FIRST TIME WE

694. HAVE A MAJOR PERFORMANCE RIGHT

695. ON STAGE IN FRONT OF RUPAUL AND

696. THE JUDGES.

697. SHOW ME ONE OF YOUR STEPS,

698. ALASKA.

699. I'VE BEEN WAITING TO SEE.

700. UM, IT'S LIKE THIS.

701. IT GOES,

702. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

703. WE'RE ALL SHITTING OUR PANTS

704. A LITTLE BIT.

705. OR A LOT, IN MY CASE.

706. YOU KNOW, WHEN I CAME BACK

707. FROM COLLEGE, MY PARENTS

708. ACTUALLY FOUND A PICTURE OF ME

709. IN DRAG.

710. OH, MY—OH.

711. I THINK THAT'S HOW THEY FOUND

712. OUT.

713. THEY BASICALLY SENT ME OUT OF

714. THE COUNTRY, 'CAUSE THEY WERE

715. LIKE, "YOU NEED TO GET AWAY FROM

716. YOUR NEGATIVE INFLUENCES."

717. OH, MY GOD.

718. THEY SENT YOU AWAY BASICALLY.

719. THEY SENT ME TO AFRICA.

720. YEAH.

721. I THINK BEING A GAY PERSON—

722. WE GO THROUGH THINGS THAT I

723. THINK ENABLE US TO GROW IN A WAY

724. THAT STRAIGHT PEOPLE DON'T GET

725. TO HAVE THAT EXPERIENCE.

726. I JUST WISH MY DAD WOULD HAVE

727. BEEN A LITTLE BIT MORE

728. SUPPORTIVE OF THE WHOLE DANCING.

729. WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING THAT MAKES

730. YOU SO HAPPY, AND OTHER PEOPLE

731. TRY TO TAKE YOUR HAPPINESS,

732. IT'S SAD.

733. WE JUST DIDN'T HAVE THAT

734. FATHER-SON RELATIONSHIP.

735. IT WAS VERY HARD FOR HIM TO

736. UNDERSTAND ME.

737. I FOUND MYSELF GETTING LOST

738. IN MUSIC, AND THAT'S WHEN IT

739. SPARKED ME TO BECOME

740. A CHOREOGRAPHER.

741. I THINK EVERYTHING THAT WE'VE

742. ALL GONE THROUGH HAS MADE US—

743. OH, EVERY ROAD.

744. ABSOLUTELY.

745. AND FOR ME TO GIVE BACK WHAT

746. WAS GIVEN TO ME, THE GIFT OF

747. DANCE AND ART—IT'S MY WORLD.

748. I FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT JADE.

749. NOT PICKING HER RIGHT AWAY.

750. OH, SHE DIDN'T EVEN—

751. SHE JUST WALKED BY ME LIKE I

752. WASN'T EVEN HERE.

753. SHE'S REALLY FUNNY WITH ME RIGHT

754. NOW.

755. I GOT TO TALK TO JADE.

756. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TALK TO YOU

757. ALL DAY, AND YOU'VE JUST BEEN

758. AVOIDING ME.

759. GIRL, I'M JUST FOCUSED ON MY

760. CHALLENGE AND BEING HERE, JUST

761. LIKE YOU'RE FOCUSED ON BEING

762. HERE.

763. MY FEELINGS WERE HURT THAT COCO

764. DIDN'T PICK ME.

765. MAYBE SHE THOUGHT THAT I WASN'T

766. A STRONG ENOUGH PLAYER AS

767. THE OTHER GIRLS.

768. I'M VERY HAPPY THAT YOU PICKED

769. THE TEAM THAT YOU WANTED, AND

770. I'M VERY HAPPY WITH THE TEAM

771. THAT I GOT.

772. SO EVERYTHING WORKED OUT.

773. BEING IN THE BOTTOM TWO EVERY

774. WEEK JUST SEEMS TO WORK OUT

775. FOR ME.

776. OH, GOD, I DON'T NEED THIS

777. TODAY.

778. I NEED TO GET READY.

779. ALYSSA'S MOST KNOWN FOR HER

780. FACES THAT SHE MAKES IN THE

781. MIRROR.

782. THE WEIRD FACES, THAT'S MY

783. FAVORITE PART.

784. PLAYING THE UGLIEST FACE

785. GAME?

786. YEAH.

787. SO THAT'S WHAT YOU DO ON

788. THE RUNWAY, ALYSSA?

789. OOH!

790. JUST PULL IT ALL IN.

791. [RuPaul's Cover Girl (Put the

792. Bass in Your Walk)]

793. OOH.

794. WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE OF

795. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

796. MICHELLE VISAGE, MAY I HAVE THIS

797. DANCE?

798. FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

799. SANTINO RICE, HOW ABOUT SOME

800. DIRTY DANCIN'?

801. NOBODY PUTS BABY RU

802. IN A CORNER.

803. EVER!

804. AND NOW, A MAN WITH ALL THE

805. RIGHT MOVES, TRAVIS WALL.

806. HOW DID MY DOLLS DO?

807. THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS

808. THIS WEEK.

809. CHAZ BONO, WELCOME.

810. THANK YOU, RU.

811. TONIGHT, WE ARE DANCING WITH

812. THE DRAG STARS.

813. CAN'T WAIT.

814. THIS WEEK, OUR QUEENS WERE

815. CHALLENGED TO DANCE THEIR PADDED

816. ASSES OFF IN AN ORIGINAL DRAG

817. BALLET, NO RUPAULOGIES,

818. AN AMERICAN DANCE ODYSSEY,

819. BASED ON MY LIFE.

820. OR, AS I LIKE TO CALL IT,

821. THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD.

822. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES,

823. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

824. COMING UP...

825. TALK ABOUT NOT DELIVERING.

826. I JUST FEEL LIKE IT'S

827. FORGETTABLE.

828. THE "IT" THING THAT YOU'VE

829. GOT, I DIDN'T SEE UP

830. ON THE STAGE.

831. ACT ONE OF NO RUPAULOGIES,

832. STARRING TEAM JINKX MONSOON.

833. I WAS BORN A POOR BLACK CHILD.

834. MY MAMA, ERNESTINE, SWORE LIKE

835. A TRUCK DRIVER.

836. "HIS NAME IS RUPAUL ANDRE

837. CHARLES, AND HE'S GONNA BE

838. A STAR, 'CAUSE AIN'T ANOTHER

839. MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE WITH A NAME

840. LIKE THAT."

841. AND DAMN IT, MAYBE, JUST MAYBE,

842. MAMA WAS RIGHT.

843. I LOVED PLAYING DRESS UP AS

844. A KID.

845. THEN, ONE DAY, I SAW

846. THE SUPREMES ON

847. THE ED SULLIVAN SHOW.

848. MY EYE WENT STRAIGHT TO THE GIRL

849. IN THE MIDDLE.

850. I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING HER.

851. SHE WAS MY IDOL, AND I'VE BEEN

852. SINGING DIANA ROSS SONGS

853. IN THE MIRROR EVER SINCE.

854. AT 21, MY PAL, LADY BUNNY, AND I

855. RAN AWAY TO NEW YORK CITY.

856. WITH A PUSSYCAT WIG, A PAIR OF

857. CHA-CHA HEELS, AND A DREAM, WE

858. BECAME THE TOAST OF THE TOWN.

859. WELL, AT LEAST THE LOWER EAST

860. SIDE.

861. AND WE PARTIED LIKE THERE WAS

862. NO TOMORROW, AND THERE ALMOST

863. WASN'T.

864. THE NEXT TEAM BETTER NOT SLIP

865. ON ALL THAT PEE ON THE STAGE,

866. BECAUSE WE PISSED ALL OVER THIS

867. COMPETITION.

868. ACT TWO OF NO RUPAULOGIES,

869. STARRING TEAM COCO MONTRESE.

870. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW THIS

871. TURNS OUT.

872. SUPER STARDOM WAS SO CLOSE I

873. COULD TASTE IT, BUT THERE WAS A

874. WAR RAGING, A BATTLE BETWEEN ME

875. AND MYSELF.

876. I HIT ROCK BOTTOM.

877. I HAD TWO CHOICES, TO DIE OR DIE

878. TRYING.

879. AH.

880. BRAVA.

881. [Mozart's Overture to The

882. Marriage of Figaro]

883. FLASH FORWARD.

884. THE '90s.

885. YOU BETTER WORK.

886. SUPERMODEL, TV, FILMS, AND THEN

887. MY FOREVER CAME TODAY.

888. MY IDOL, DIANA ROSS, INVITED ME

889. TO WORK WITH HER.

890. IT TOOK ME A LIFETIME TO GET

891. HERE, AND HONEY, I WASN'T GOING

892. ANYWHERE.

893. HONEY WAS JUST KIND OF DEAD,

894. AND I WAS CARRYING AROUND SOME

895. EXTRA BLUBBER.

896. ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME

897. TRUE, SO I'VE DECIDED TO SPREAD

898. THE LOVE, AND TO FIND AMERICA'S

899. NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR, WHERE THE

900. CHARISMA, UNIQUENESS, NERVE, AND

901. TALENT IS OVERFLOWING.

902. AS I WATCH OVER MY LEGENDARY

903. CHILDREN, MAMA IS WATCHING OVER

904. ME...

905. WHISPERING IN MY EAR, "GOOD

906. LUCK, BABY, AND DON'T FUCK

907. IT UP."

908. BRAVA.

909. BRAVA!

910. COMING UP...

911. WHO DO YOU THINK DESERVES TO GO

912. HOME TONIGHT AND WHY?

913. ALASKA!

914. JADE JOLIE.

915. LINEYSHA SPARX.

916. JINKX MONSOON.

917. IVY WINTERS.

918. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

919. COCO MONTRESE.

920. DETOX!

921. HONEY MAHOGANY.

922. VIVIENNE PINAY.

923. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

924. WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

925. THIS WEEK, YOU WORKED IN GROUPS,

926. BUT TONIGHT, YOU'LL BE JUDGED

927. AS INDIVIDUALS.

928. JINKX MONSOON.

929. IVY WINTERS.

930. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

931. VIVIENNE PINAY.

932. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

933. HONEY MAHOGANY.

934. THE REST OF YOU ARE SAFE.

935. YOU MAY LEAVE THE STAGE.

936. LADIES, IT'S TIME FOR

937. THE JUDGES' CRITIQUES.

938. FIRST UP, JINKX MONSOON.

939. I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT THE HAIR

940. AND MAKEUP.

941. IT'S NOT MY FAVORITE.

942. WHAT'S ON YOUR HEAD?

943. IT IS JUST A LITTLE, UM, HEAD

944. PIECE.

945. I KNOW YOU ARE FILLED WITH

946. LOTS OF CHARACTERS, BUT I WANT

947. TO SEE SOME GLAMOUR.

948. I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU'VE GOT

949. THAT IN YOU.

950. I BELIEVED IN ALL THE

951. DEBAUCHERY THAT YOU WERE

952. CREATING UP THERE ON STAGE AS

953. YOUNG 21-YEAR-OLD RU.

954. YOU WERE SO ENTERTAINING, AND

955. IT WAS SO MUCH FUN.

956. I REALLY HAD A GREAT TIME

957. WATCHING YOU DANCE.

958. NEXT UP, IVY WINTERS.

959. I LOVE THIS OUTFIT.

960. I'M A BIG VICTOR/VICTORIA FAN,

961. SO I THINK THAT THIS IS GREAT.

962. YOU MAKE EVERYTHING THAT YOU

963. WEAR.

964. I DO, YEAH.

965. YOU'RE MIND-BLOWINGLY

966. TALENTED.

967. THANK YOU.

968. AND YOUR LADY BUNNY WAS SO

969. MUCH FUN.

970. IF ANYTHING, YOUR LADY BUNNY

971. WAS MAYBE A LITTLE TOO SKINNY

972. AND TOO PRETTY.

973. OOH.

974. THAT'S A READ!

975. OOH!

976. ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP,

977. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

978. THIS LOOK TONIGHT—

979. THERE IS SOMETHING NOT QUITE

980. RIGHT IN THE WAIST AND HIPS

981. AREA.

982. I DON'T THINK IT'S AS FLATTERING

983. AS IT COULD BE.

984. YOU'RE NOT AS CURVY THIS WEEK.

985. I CERTAINLY KNOW WHAT IT'S

986. LIKE TO NOT BE THE LIGHTEST ON

987. ONE'S FEET.

988. YOU HAVE TO KIND OF MAKE UP FOR

989. IT WITH ATTITUDE AND EVERYTHING,

990. AND I THOUGHT THAT'S WHERE YOU

991. COULD HAVE ELEVATED YOUR

992. PERFORMANCE.

993. NEXT UP, VIVIENNE PINAY.

994. HI, RU.

995. TONIGHT, YOU FADED INTO THE

996. WOODWORK AGAIN.

997. IT'S A TAD PEDESTRIAN.

998. LOOK AROUND AT YOUR

999. COMPETITION AND WHAT THEY'RE

1000. WEARING.

1001. THIS IS REALLY LOW KEY.

1002. I THINK YOU'RE ACTUALLY ONE

1003. OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL QUEENS

1004. I'VE EVER SEEN IN PERSON.

1005. I THINK—

1006. HEY, WAIT, HOLD UP A MINUTE.

1007. AND I GO BACK TO THINKING

1008. ABOUT YOUR PERFORMANCE AND,

1009. JUST, I FEEL LIKE IT'S

1010. FORGETTABLE.

1011. NEXT UP, HONEY MAHOGANY.

1012. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU MUST HAVE

1013. A LOVELY BODY.

1014. THIS IS JUST COVERING IT UP AND

1015. NOT DOING ANYTHING FOR YOU.

1016. WHAT IS WITH YOU AND THE

1017. KAFTAN COLLECTION?

1018. WHY DON'T WE GET TO SEE YOUR

1019. FIGURE?

1020. AND WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR

1021. DIANA ROSS.

1022. I—YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER DONE

1023. DIANA BEFORE.

1024. CLEARLY.

1025. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

1026. TONIGHT IS RI-DONK-CULOUS,

1027. AND I'VE NOT SEEN A QUEEN GRAND

1028. JETE ACROSS THE STAGE BEFORE.

1029. FIERCE.

1030. YOU EMBODIED EVERYTHING OF

1031. THE EVIL RU, AND I DON'T THINK

1032. THE EVIL RU LOST.

1033. NO.

1034. AND IT DIDN'T LOSE.

1035. HELLO.

1036. IF YOU WALK INTO EVERY

1037. CHALLENGE THIS CONFIDENT AS YOU

1038. WERE WITH THIS CHALLENGE, I

1039. THINK YOU'LL GO A VERY LONG WAY

1040. IN THIS COMPETITION.

1041. LADIES, ONE LAST QUESTION

1042. BEFORE YOU GO.

1043. AT THIS POINT, YOU'RE ALL

1044. GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

1045. WHO DO YOU THINK DESERVES TO GO

1046. HOME TONIGHT AND WHY?

1047. JINKX MONSOON.

1048. VIVIENNE, ONLY BECAUSE IT

1049. SEEMS LIKE SHE'S REPEATING THE

1050. SAME NOTES THAT YOU GUYS ARE

1051. GIVING HER.

1052. IVY, WHAT ABOUT YOU?

1053. I WOULD HAVE TO SAY HONEY.

1054. ROXXXY?

1055. VIVIENNE.

1056. VIVIENNE?

1057. I WOULD SAY HONEY.

1058. HONEY?

1059. I WOULD SAY VIVIENNE.

1060. ALYSSA?

1061. THE ONE THAT I WOULD WANT TO

1062. SEND HOME IS NOT IN THIS LINEUP.

1063. WHO IS NOT IN THE LINEUP THAT

1064. YOU WANT TO SEND HOME?

1065. CHARISMA, UNIQUENESS, NERVE,

1066. AND TALENT—

1067. UM, I DON'T SEE JADE AT THE SAME

1068. LEVEL.

1069. SHE'S KIND OF A LITTLE HOKEY

1070. POKEY.

1071. THIS IS A DRAG QUEEN

1072. COMPETITION.

1073. WELL, MY QUEENS, I THINK WE

1074. HAVE HEARD ENOUGH.

1075. WHILE YOU UNTUCK IN THE INTERIOR

1076. ILLUSIONS LOUNGE, THE JUDGES AND

1077. I WILL DELIBERATE.

1078. ALL RIGHTY.

1079. JUST BETWEEN US DANCERS...

1080. LET'S TALK.

1081. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

1082. STARTING WITH JINKX MONSOON.

1083. I DO WANT TO SEE OTHER SIDES

1084. TO JINKX THAT I DON'T THINK

1085. WE'VE GOTTEN TO YET.

1086. IF SHE CAN PULL OFF THE

1087. GLAMAZON, WE'VE GOT A REAL

1088. CONTENDER ON OUR HANDS.

1089. HER DANCING WASN'T

1090. PHENOMENAL, BUT I THINK SHE

1091. REALLY MADE UP FOR THAT WITH

1092. COMMITTING TO HER CHARACTER.

1093. IVY WINTERS.

1094. NOBODY'S MORE IN ON THE JOKE

1095. THAN BUNNY, AND IVY REALLY

1096. PLAYED THAT WELL.

1097. DID LADY BUNNY EVER LIFT YOU

1098. UP LIKE THAT, RU?

1099. USUALLY I SAW HER GOING DOWN.

1100. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

1101. SHE'S OUT THERE PLAYING YOU.

1102. HONEST TO GOD, IT'S BEEN SO LONG

1103. SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU GO OUT IN A

1104. LEOTARD.

1105. SHE HAD A TALL ORDER TO PLAY

1106. YOU NOW, AND THE "IT" THING THAT

1107. YOU'VE GOT, I DIDN'T SEE UP ON

1108. THE STAGE.

1109. ALL RIGHT, UP NEXT IS

1110. HONEY MAHOGANY.

1111. NOW, HERE SHE IS, PLAYING MY

1112. IDOL, DIANA ROSS.

1113. I FOUND MY SELF WATCHING

1114. DETOX THE WHOLE TIME.

1115. TONIGHT, SHE COMES UP HERE

1116. AGAIN WITH A SEQUIN KAFTAN, AND

1117. THIS, YOU KNOW, HODGE PODGE.

1118. IT WAS ALL JUST WHATEVER.

1119. ALYSSA EDWARDS, WHO IS A

1120. TRAINED DANCER.

1121. REGARDLESS OF HER TECHNIQUE AND

1122. HER BACKGROUND AS A DANCER, SHE

1123. HAD THE STORY IN HER HEAD, AND

1124. WE COULD SEE THAT.

1125. I MEAN, SHE JUST LOOKED SO

1126. HOT, AND I LOVE HER WALK.

1127. SHE DANCED FROM HEAD TO TOE,

1128. BETWEEN HER HANDS AND HER TOES.

1129. EVERYTHING, SHE ARTICULATED

1130. THROUGH HER ENTIRE BODY, AND IT

1131. WAS AMAZING.

1132. ALL RIGHT, MOVING ON TO

1133. VIVIENNE PINAY.

1134. TALK ABOUT NOT DELIVERING.

1135. EVEN BEING THE CROWNED DRAG

1136. SUPERSTAR—

1137. NO, YOU WEREN'T.

1138. YEAH.

1139. YEAH.

1140. YOU WERE JUST A REGULAR GIRL

1141. PUTTING A CROWN ON AT THE MALL.

1142. SILENCE!

1143. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1144. BRING BACK MY GIRLS.

1145. WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1146. THIS WEEK, YOU WERE ALL DANCE

1147. TROUPERS, BUT ONE OF YOU STOOD

1148. OUT AS THE PRIMA DRAG BALLERINA.

1149. THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S MAIN

1150. CHALLENGE IS...

1151. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

1152. YOU'VE WON A CUSTOM FEATHER

1153. PIECE FROM MOTHER PLUCKER, AND

1154. YOU'LL RECEIVE IMMUNITY FROM

1155. ELIMINATION NEXT WEEK.

1156. I'M AT A LOSS FOR WORDS, AND

1157. THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN MUCH.

1158. I'M JUST VERY THANKFUL.

1159. IVY WINTERS...

1160. YOU'RE SAFE.

1161. THANK YOU ALL.

1162. JINKX MONSOON.

1163. YOU'RE SAFE.

1164. THANK YOU.

1165. HONEY MAHOGANY, AS DIANA

1166. ROSS, WE WERE NOT SWEPT AWAY.

1167. I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU'RE

1168. UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1169. ROXXXY ANDREWS, WE CHALLENGED

1170. YOU TO STEP IT UP, AND YOU FELL

1171. SHORT.

1172. VIVIENNE PINAY, YOU ARE MAKING

1173. PROGRESS, BUT THIS WEEK, IT WAS

1174. NOT MEASURED IN LEAPS AND

1175. BOUNDS.

1176. ROXXXY ANDREWS...

1177. YOU ARE SAFE.

1178. THANK YOU.

1179. I'M SO SORRY.

1180. YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1181. VIVIENNE PINAY, I'M SORRY, MY

1182. DEAR, BUT YOU ARE UP FOR

1183. ELIMINATION.

1184. TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

1185. LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

1186. TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE YOURSELF

1187. FROM ELIMINATION.

1188. THE TIME HAS COME.

1189. YOU NEED TO LIP SYNC

1190. FOR YOUR LIFE.

1191. THE ANGER THAT I HAVE IS

1192. PREVENTING ME FROM BEING

1193. NERVOUS.

1194. FUCK IT.

1195. I'M GOING TO DO IT TO THE BEST

1196. OF MY ABILITY, BECAUSE I OWE IT

1197. TO MYSELF.

1198. GOOD LUCK, AND DON'T FUCK

1199. IT UP.

1200. THAT I'M SERIOUS.

1201. I CAN SING LIVE AND I'M

1202. REALLY ABLE TO DELIVER A LIP

1203. SYNC.

1204. THIS COMPETITION IS MINE.

1205. I'M REALLY TRYING TO LOOK THE

1206. JUDGES RIGHT IN THE EYE, AND

1207. GIVE THEM A REASON TO KEEP ME

1208. HERE.

1209. THEY'RE BOTH LACKING ENERGY.

1210. IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS.

1211. BRING IT.

1212. LADIES, I'VE MADE MY

1213. DECISION.

1214. HONEY MAHOGANY.

1215. VIVIENNE PINAY.

1216. I'M SENDING YOU BOTH HOME.

1217. I'M SORRY, MY DEARS.

1218. NEITHER ONE OF YOU SHOWED ME

1219. THE FIRE IT TAKES TO STAY.

1220. IN THE HISTORY OF RUPAUL'S

1221. DRAG RACE, THERE HAS NEVER BEEN

1222. A DOUBLE ELIMINATION.

1223. DOUBLE ELIMINATION?

1224. OF COURSE, IT IS.

1225. WHY WOULDN'T IT BE?

1226. NOW, LADIES, SASHAY AWAY.

1227. I DO HAVE TALENT, AND I DO

1228. HAVE, I THINK, WHAT IT TAKES TO

1229. BE A PERFORMER.

1230. IF I COULD DO SOMETHING

1231. DIFFERENTLY, I WOULD HAVE NOT

1232. WORN THIS KAFTAN.

1233. MAYBE I JUST NEED TO HIRE

1234. A STYLIST.

1235. I'M UPSET, OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE

1236. I WANT TO BE HERE TO THE END,

1237. BUT I AM BEAUTIFUL, AND NOBODY

1238. CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME.

1239. I WILL ALWAYS BE THE FISHIEST

1240. QUEEN.

1241. TODAY, TOMORROW, NEXT MONTH,

1242. THE PAST SEASONS, AND THE NEXT

1243. SEASONS TO COME.

1244. LADIES, FROM HERE ON OUT,

1245. I WILL NOT TOLERATE NO HALF

1246. STEPPING.

1247. BRING ME YOUR BEST.

1248. NOW, REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE

1249. YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL YOU

1250. GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1251. CAN I GET A AMEN UP IN HERE?

1252. AMEN.

1253. NOW, LET THE MUSIC PLAY.