RuPaul's Drag Race 5x3

1. PREVIOUSLY ON

2. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE...

3. COCO MONTRESE.

4. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

5. WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN IN TWO

6. YEARS.

7. THE PAGEANT TORE OUR FRIENDSHIP

8. APART.

9. ALYSSA AND I WILL HAVE OUR

10. MOMENT LATER TOGETHER, 'CAUSE WE

11. NEED A MOMENT.

12. YOU'LL BE LIP-SYNCHING TO THE

13. SPOKEN WORD, DARLING.

14. I THINK LINEYSHA IS GOING TO

15. STRUGGLE THE MOST BECAUSE OF

16. THE LANGUAGE BARRIER.

17. THIS IS NOT RUPAUL'S BEST

18. FRIEND RACE.

19. NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.

20. I'M NOT FOCUSED BECAUSE I HAVE

21. SO MUCH GOING ON IN MY HEAD.

22. I'M NOT JUST A DRAG

23. QUEEN.

24. I'M A TRANSGENDERED WOMAN.

25. ONE OF YOU REALLY LIP-SMACKED

26. THE COMPETITION.

27. LINEYSHA SPARX.

28. MONICA BEVERLY HILLZ...

29. SHANTE, YOU STAY.

30. SERENA CHACHA...

31. SASHAY AWAY.

32. CHACHA, ADIOS, DARLING.

33. WE'RE BACK IN THE WORKROOM,

34. AND SERENA WENT HOME.

35. CAME A MESS. LEFT A MESS.

36. OOH!

37. AS YOU CAN TELL, I AM JUST

38. VERY UPSET.

39. "KEEP HEARING LIGHT."

40. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

41. "BEARING LIGHT."

42. OH.

43. OH, OKAY.

44. 'CAUSE THE ONLY THING I WAS

45. HEARING WAS "SASHAY AWAY."

46. WELL, ON THAT NOTE.

47. I'M HAPPY I SURVIVED THE

48. LIP-SYNCH.

49. AND I LET OUT A HUGE SECRET.

50. IT REALLY TOOK A TOLL TODAY,

51. AND I JUST FELT LIKE, YOU KNOW

52. WHAT?

53. I CAN'T HOLD THAT SECRET

54. ANYMORE.

55. YEAH, SERIOUSLY.

56. BE PROUD.

57. WE ALL LOVE YOU.

58. WE LOVE YOU.

59. SO, SPEAKING OF SECRETS,

60. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH

61. YOU AND COCO?

62. LOOK, AT THE END OF THE DAY,

63. THIS, RIGHT HERE, I WON.

64. MM.

65. BUT WHO'S IN THE PICTURE?

66. MISS COCO.

67. I THINK YOU SHOULD ASK COCO.

68. I WANT TO KNOW THE "T" ON

69. WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU AND

70. ALYSSA...

71. OH, GOD.

72. BECAUSE THIS HAS BEEN GOING

73. ON FOR SO LONG.

74. THEY CROWNED HER THAT NIGHT,

75. YOU KNOW?

76. AND THINGS HAPPEN, AND...

77. OBLIGATIONS WEREN'T FULFILLED.

78. AND IT PUT US IN A SITUATION

79. WHERE OUR FRIENDSHIP WAS ON THE

80. LINE.

81. 'CAUSE YOU TOOK HER SPOT.

82. LEGALLY, I HAD TO DO THAT.

83. EVERY STORY HAS TWO SIDES.

84. WITH ALL THE CONTROVERSY

85. AT MISS GAY AMERICA, THIS IS A

86. PERSONAL VENDETTA FOR MYSELF.

87. I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GET

88. THIS OFF MY CHEST.

89. THE WINNER OF RUPAUL'S DRAG

90. RACE RECEIVES A SICKENING

91. SUPPLY OF COLOREVOLUTION

92. COSMETICS, A LUXURY TRIP

93. COURTESY OF ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL,

94. HEADLINE LOGO'S DRAG RACE TOUR,

95. AND A CASH PRIZE OF $100,000.

96. AND TONIGHT, EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST

97. JUDGES PAULINA PORIZKOVA AND

98. COCO.

99. WHOO!

100. WHOO.

101. YAY!

102. ROLASKATOX.

103. IT'S A NEW DAY.

104. I'M WALKING INTO THE WORKROOM,

105. WONDERING WHAT THE HELL IS ABOUT

106. TO HAPPEN.

107. NO MORE GROUPS.

108. NO.

109. NO MORE GROUPS.

110. OOH, GIRL!

111. YOU'VE GOT SHE-MAIL.

112. HEY, MY LITTLE LADYBOYS.

113. HEY.

114. GROWING UP IS SO OVERRATED,

115. AND AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

116. SUPERSTAR NEEDS TO REALLY

117. EMBRACE HER INNER CHILD IF SHE'S

118. GONNA BECOME ONE FIERCE

119. MOTHER-TUCKER.

120. THIS MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU

121. BY THE LETTER "T."

122. OH, MY GOD.

123. OH.

124. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

125. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

126. NO.

127. IT'S TIME FOR THE JUNIOR

128. DRAG SUPERSTAR PAGEANT!

129. OH!

130. INSTANTLY, I'M THINKING,

131. "A PAGEANT?"

132. THIS IS MY GIG, AND I'VE BEEN

133. QUITE SUCCESSFUL AT IT.

134. BUT, LADIES, YOU WON'T BE THE

135. CONTESTANTS.

136. YOU NEED TO TURN THESE BOY TOYS

137. INTO CUTIE PATOOTIES.

138. PICK A PARTNER.

139. I LOOKED TO THE LEFT AND

140. SAID, "OH, HELL NO.

141. I'M NOT WORKING WITH ALYSSA."

142. YOU'VE GOT 15 MINUTES.

143. THE TEAM WITH THE MOST SICKENING

144. PAINTED BABY WILL WIN.

145. READY, SET, DRAG THE CHILDREN.

146. WHOA!

147. YOU KNOW, WE'RE ALL

148. CONSIDERED KAI KAI NOW.

149. WE HAVE DAUGHTERS WITH ANOTHER

150. QUEEN.

151. OUR GIRL'S GONNA WIN GRAND

152. SUPREME.

153. YOU JUST WATCH.

154. LITTLE FLIPPERS.

155. DON'T MESS IT UP, OR YOU

156. WON'T GET NO GO-GO JUICE.

157. I IMMEDIATELY TURN INTO PAGEANT

158. MOM.

159. NOW, I NEVER COULD MAKE IT IN

160. THE PAGEANT SCENE WHEN I WAS A

161. GIRL, SO YOU'RE SO LUCKY YOU

162. GET TO DO THIS.

163. TIME'S UP.

164. NOW, MAY I PRESENT THE DRAG

165. SUPERSTARS OF TOMORROW.

166. FIRST UP, ROXXXY ANDREWS AND

167. DETOX.

168. HI, I'M RACHEL ZOE, AND THIS

169. IS OUR DAUGHTER, VAXELINE

170. ANDROXXX ZOE.

171. SHE JUST WANTS TO GO TO PARIS

172. EVERY WEEKEND AND SEE THE SHOWS,

173. DRESSED IN ALL THE FINEST

174. COUTURE.

175. AND BECAUSE I'M RACHEL ZOE,

176. WE ALLOW THAT.

177. SHE'S KIND OF A BIG DEAL.

178. I'D LIKE TO PRESENT LITTLE

179. TINA LOU DEVEREAUX.

180. SHE WANTS TO MAKE MAKEUP

181. AND FASHIONABLE ACCESSORIES

182. MORE ACCESSIBLE TO YOUNG GIRLS,

183. BECAUSE IT IS NEVER TOO YOUNG

184. TO START UPHOLDING THE

185. "AMURRICAN" IDEAL OF

186. "FEMININITITY".

187. I COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT

188. BETTER MYSELF.

189. WATERMELON IS DECKED OUT

190. IN GLITZ, GLAMOUR, AND A FLIPPER

191. SHE'S ABLE TO GROW INTO FOR THE

192. YEARS TO COME.

193. SHE'S A WORLD CHAMPION

194. WATERMELON SEED SPITTER.

195. I PRESENT TO YOU OUR VERY

196. OWN SAVANNAH LEE.

197. SHE IS A FORMER MISS MESQUITE,

198. LITTLE MISS AMERICA.

199. HER PLATFORM IN LIFE IS WORLD

200. PEACE FOR ALL.

201. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

202. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

203. NOW THAT'S A MODERN FAMILY.

204. I'D LIKE EVERYONE TO MEET

205. LIL' POUND CAKE.

206. HER CATCHPHRASE IS, "YOU'RE NOT

207. MY REAL DAD, AND YOU NEVER WILL

208. BE."

209. LIL' POUND CAKE ENJOYS RIDING

210. DIRTY AND BEING A STRAIGHT-UP

211. MOTHERFUCKING SHIT PIG.

212. MONICA AND I HAVE OUR

213. DAUGHTER, PATTY PARK PLACE.

214. SHE'S WON SEVERAL PAGEANTS,

215. AND UNLIKE SAVANNAH, SHE'S

216. COMPLETED ALL OF HER REIGNS.

217. OH!

218. COCO MONTRESE DECIDES TO

219. THROW A LITTLE BIT OF SHADE

220. AND BE REAL CUTE.

221. I DON'T GET CUTE.

222. I GET DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS.

223. SHADE.

224. SO, THE MISS JUNIOR DRAG

225. SUPERSTAR IS...

226. LIL' POUND CAKE.

227. OH!

228. WE WON, WE WON!

229. ALL HAIL LIL' POUND CAKE.

230. NOW, FOR THIS WEEK'S MAIN

231. CHALLENGE, YOU'LL BE CREATING

232. LOVABLE, ECCENTRIC CHARACTERS

233. FOR YOUR OWN KIDSTER TELEVISION

234. SHOWS.

235. CHILDREN'S TV?

236. I'M LIKE, "WHAT THE

237. MOTHERFUCKING HELL?"

238. YOUR TARGET AUDIENCE IS THE

239. YOUNG AND THE YOUNG AT HEART,

240. SO YOUR PROGRAM SHOULD BE BOTH

241. ENTERTAINING AND

242. "EDUMACATIONAL".

243. YOU'LL BE WORKING IN TWO GROUPS.

244. LINEYSHA AND ALASKA, SINCE YOU

245. WON THE MINI-CHALLENGE, YOU'LL

246. BE TEAM CAPTAINS.

247. LINEYSHA, YOU PICK FIRST.

248. HONEY.

249. TOXIE.

250. COCO MONTRESE.

251. HEY, GIRL.

252. ROXXX-AN.

253. ROLASKATOX!

254. ROLASKATOX!

255. JINKX.

256. VIVIENNE.

257. IVY WINTERRR.

258. WINTERRRS.

259. "MONTICA".

260. YAY.

261. ALL RIGHT, LINEYSHA.

262. WHO DO YOU CHOOSE NEXT?

263. WE WERE ALL IN LINEYSHA'S EAR

264. SAYING, "DON'T PICK ALYSSA."

265. JADE.

266. THANK GOD.

267. SO ALYSSA WILL GO TO ALASKA.

268. DARLING.

269. I MIGHT HAVE BEEN PICKED

270. LAST, BUT HONESTLY, I ENDED UP

271. ON THE TEAM THAT I WANTED TO BE

272. ON.

273. THE QUEENS OF THE COMPETITION.

274. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR

275. ENGINES.

276. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

277. I HAVE A IDEA.

278. WHY YOU CAN'T MAKE, LIKE, A

279. MUPPET AND TAKE TALKING LIKE,

280. "LA LA LA LA," AND—

281. OHH.

282. VENTRILOQUIST?

283. VENTRILOQUIST, SO—

284. YES, YOU, AND SHE'S THE

285. LITTLE GIRL.

286. OH, LIKE A VENTRILOQUIST

287. DUMMY.

288. GIRL, THEY 'BOUT TO TRY TO

289. SEND ME HOME.

290. IN THE SHOW IN VEGAS, I'M THE

291. STAR.

292. SO WHEN YOU GIVE ME A ROLE LIKE

293. A VENTRILOQUIST DOLL...

294. SO WHAT ARE SOME THINGS THAT

295. WE CAN TALK ABOUT?

296. UM...

297. UM...

298. NOW IS THE HARD PART.

299. WE HAVE TO ACTUALLY COME UP WITH

300. THE MATERIAL.

301. I'M TRYING TO FIND OUT—FIGURE

302. OUT HOW TO MAKE IT FUNNY.

303. THIS IS REALLY, REALLY HARD.

304. AT SOME POINT, I THINK COCO

305. GOT FRUSTRATED AND KIND OF

306. WALKED OFF.

307. I WANT TO WEAR MY HAIR UP.

308. I'LL BE GLAD WHEN THE GROUP

309. CHALLENGES ARE OVER.

310. I'M KIND OF PANICKING.

311. HOW ARE WE GONNA PULL THIS OFF?

312. COMING UP...

313. IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THAT

314. YOU'D ACTUALLY BE OUT OF DRAG.

315. I'M IN DRAG, RU.

316. BUT YOU'RE IN A MALE DRAG.

317. I HEARD THAT YOU WENT AROUND

318. EVERYWHERE AND BADMOUTHED ME.

319. FUCK YOU, ALYSSA.

320. SO OUR CHALLENGE IS TO PUT

321. TOGETHER A CHILDREN'S TELEVISION

322. SHOW WHICH IS FULL OF SNEAKY

323. LITTLE DIRTY DOUBLE-ENTENDRES.

324. OUR WORD OF THE DAY IS BOX.

325. THIS IS THE CHALLENGE THAT I'VE

326. BEEN WAITING FOR.

327. FINALLY WE GET TO ACT, AND WE

328. GET TO WRITE, AND WE GET TO

329. CREATE.

330. I'M GONNA BE A FARMER.

331. AND WE CAN EACH BE, LIKE, A

332. BARNYARD ANIMAL.

333. I'LL BE THE CHICKEN LADY.

334. AND YOU SHOULD BE, LIKE,

335. VENUS XTRAVAGANZA.

336. YOU SHOULD BE HER.

337. "OH, YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT..."

338. "READING, DAHLING."

339. YOU CAN JUST BE UNCLE DICK

340. THE CROSS-DRESSER.

341. BE, LIKE, REAL BUTCH ABOUT

342. IT.

343. LOOK AT HOW PRETTY

344. I AM.

345. AND NOT FISHY.

346. REALLY?

347. THE CROSS-DRESSING UNCLE?

348. GIRL, THEY'RE PULLING THE PATCH.

349. CAN'T BE BOTHERED.

350. DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE MORE

351. FUNNY, 'CAUSE SHE'S FISHIER

352. THAN ME, IF SHE WAS THE UNCLE

353. DICK?

354. I LIKE YOU AS A

355. CROSS-DRESSER.

356. I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT

357. ALYSSA BECAUSE SHE'S VERY MUCH—

358. IT'S, OH, ALYSSA HAS TO LOOK

359. THIS WAY, AND ALYSSA HAS TO LOOK

360. THAT WAY.

361. AND I HOPE THAT DOESN'T HOLD US

362. BACK.

363. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

364. DID I CATCH YOU BOYS PLAYING

365. DRESS-UP?

366. UH-HUH.

367. WELL, HELLO, TEAM ALASKA.

368. HI, RU.

369. HOW'S IT GOING OVER HERE?

370. IT'S GOING.

371. WHO'S GONNA BE YOUR HOST?

372. HI.

373. NOW, WHAT CHARACTER ARE YOU

374. DOING?

375. BUFFALO BILL.

376. OH, OKAY.

377. AND, UM, IT'S A BARNYARD,

378. AND OUR SHOW IS CALLED SOMETHING

379. LIKE BARNYARD BOOGERS.

380. SO WHO'S DOING THE WORD OF THE

381. DAY?

382. THAT'S ME.

383. WHAT IS THE WORD OF THE DAY?

384. BOX.

385. BOX?

386. B-O-X.

387. OF COURSE.

388. AND IT'S JUST NOW COMING TO ME

389. HOW YOU CAN MAKE—

390. A LOT OF THINGS COME IN MY

391. BOX.

392. YES, A LOT OF THINGS

393. COULD COME IN YOUR BOX.

394. EXACTLY.

395. NOW, WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING?

396. SHE'S TEACHING THE SOCIAL

397. LESSON OF THE DAY.

398. DON'T BE THROWING NO SHADE.

399. AND HOW DO YOU GET KIDS TO

400. NOT THROW SHADE?

401. WELL, YOU KNOW, THE THING ABOUT

402. THESE SHOWS, ESPECIALLY, LIKE,

403. PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE, IS THAT

404. A LOT OF WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE

405. HAS A SUBVERSIVE TWIST TO IT.

406. DO YOU HAVE A MESSAGE THAT

407. YOU'RE TRYING TO CONVEY TO THE

408. CHILDREN?

409. DOWN WITH COMMUNISM.

410. OKAY.

411. YOU GUYS HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO

412. DO, AND I'M GONNA LET YOU GET

413. BACK TO IT, OKAY?

414. THANK YOU.

415. ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU

416. LATER.

417. THANK YOU.

418. HEY, TEAM LINEYSHA.

419. HI.

420. SO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR KIDSTER

421. SHOW.

422. WHO'S GONNA DO YOUR "HOW TO"

423. SEGMENT?

424. LINEYSHA AND MYSELF.

425. OH, REALLY?

426. WE ARE MAKING BANANA SPLITS.

427. IN TWO LANGUAGES.

428. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO

429. REALLY SEND IT OVER THE TOP?

430. IT'S GONNA BE FUNNY.

431. ALL RIGHT.

432. ARE YOU THE HOST?

433. YES, LINEYSHA ASKED ME TO BE

434. THE HOST.

435. AND WHICH—WHAT PART OF THE

436. CHALLENGE HAVE YOU BEEN

437. ASSIGNED?

438. ACTUALLY, COCO AND I ARE

439. BOTH DOING THE SOCIAL LESSON

440. FOR THE DAY.

441. WHICH IS WHAT?

442. IT'S "ALWAYS TELL THE 'T'."

443. OF COURSE.

444. T.T. AND TINY.

445. T.T.'S ALWAYS TEACHING TINY

446. TO TELL THE "T."

447. RIGHT.

448. ARE YOU GONNA BE ABLE TO BRING

449. THE FUNNY, THOUGH?

450. I THINK WE'RE GONNA FOCUS

451. MORE ON QUALITY AND NOT

452. QUANTITY.

453. ALL RIGHT.

454. WELL, YOU KIDS HAVE A LOT TO

455. WORK WITH.

456. YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO DO.

457. SO I'M GONNA LET YOU GET BACK TO

458. IT, OKAY?

459. ALL RIGHT. THANKS, RU.

460. ALL RIGHT, TURN IT OUT.

461. THANK YOU, RU.

462. WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SHOW RU

463. THAT WE ALL CAN BE FUNNY.

464. LOOK, DO YOU LIKE THAT LOOK?

465. YOU LOOK LIKE WILLAM.

466. HELLO, LADIES.

467. HI, RUPAUL.

468. WE'RE RIGHT ABOUT TO SHOOT

469. OUR TV SHOW FOR KIDS, AND I'M

470. FEELING VERY EXCITED, BECAUSE

471. I REALLY FEEL LIKE WE'RE GONNA

472. NAIL IT.

473. IT'S FUNNY, 'CAUSE WHEN WE

474. TALKED IN THE WORKROOM, AND YOU

475. SAID BUFFALO BILL, IT NEVER

476. OCCURRED TO ME THAT YOU'D

477. ACTUALLY BE OUT OF DRAG.

478. I'M IN DRAG, RU.

479. BUT YOU'RE IN A MALE DRAG.

480. THAT'S AN INTERESTING CHOICE.

481. HERE WE GO.

482. WE'RE GOING TO GET READ BEFORE

483. WE EVEN START?

484. TWO THUMBS DOWN.

485. ALL RIGHT, MICHELLE AND I ARE

486. HERE TO DIRECT YOU.

487. SO SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT.

488. ACTION.

489. LOOK, EVERYBODY.

490. IT'S CLUCKY THE COCK!

491. IT'S OUR SECRET WORD OF THE DAY.

492. YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT IT IS?

493. IT'S "BOX"!

494. WHOA!

495. CUT.

496. CLUCKY, YOU'RE DELIVERING YOUR

497. LINES TO BUFFALO BILL.

498. YOU'VE GOT TO PLAY MORE TO THE

499. CAMERA.

500. ACTION.

501. SO MANY THINGS FIT INSIDE

502. MY BOX.

503. THIS IS A PETITE BOX.

504. I DON'T THINK IT'S MICHELLE'S.

505. BOXES!

506. I AM SHO EXCITED

507. TO BE HERE.

508. I'M READY TO TOSH YOUR SHALAD,

509. ANITA.

510. FIRST THING YOU WANT TO DO IS

511. CLEAN YOUR LETTUCE.

512. I LIKE A CHEESY SALAD.

513. CUT. VIVIENNE...

514. YEAH?

515. IF YOU CAN BRING YOUR ENERGY

516. UP TO MEET ROXXXY'S—

517. OKAY.

518. IT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE IN TWO

519. DIFFERENT SKETCHES.

520. YOU GET LOST.

521. SAY, LET'S GO GET OUR

522. OTHER FRIENDS TO TOSS OUR SALAD.

523. MOVING ON.

524. IT'S REAL SUNNY UP HERE,

525. BUT I DO LIKE A LITTLE BIT

526. OF SHADE.

527. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO

528. GET SOME SUN?

529. SUNLIGHT ON THE SKIN...

530. BOOM. I BLANK.

531. CUT.

532. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO

533. GET SOME SUN ON THIS SKIN?

534. SUNLIGHT IS, UH—

535. CUT.

536. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO

537. GET SOME SUN?

538. SUNLIGHT ON THE SKIN—

539. OH, FUCK.

540. I'M, LIKE, TOTALLY SHITTING MY

541. FUCKING BATHING SUIT.

542. AND THAT'S NOT CUTE.

543. MONICA, DO YOU WANT TO LOOK

544. AT THE LINES AGAIN?

545. YEAH, THEY'RE RIGHT HERE.

546. OH, THEY ARE.

547. AND YOU'RE NOT READING IT?

548. ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

549. FANTASTIC.

550. WHEN YOU'RE TEAM CAPTAIN, IF

551. THE WHOLE THING GOES LIKE A

552. TRAIN WRECK, THEN IT'S YOU WHO

553. HAS TO PAY FOR IT.

554. UGH.

555. COMING UP...

556. A NICE, PLUMP BANANA.

557. EN ESPANOL, GUINEO.

558. LINEYSHA JUST LITERALLY

559. TRANSLATED IT.

560. THIS IS MY LITTLE FRIEND.

561. COCO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HER LINES

562. ARE.

563. IS THAT IT?

564. WE'RE WALKING ON SET TO SHOOT

565. OUR CHILDREN'S TELEVISION SHOW.

566. AND THEY ARE ALL IN DRAG.

567. FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS ON

568. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

569. UH-HUH.

570. COMEDY'S KIND OF MY THING,

571. SO I'M REALLY EXCITED TO REALLY

572. SHINE.

573. ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE YOUR

574. BIG OPENING.

575. ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED FOR

576. TODAY'S EPISODE?

577. THE WORD OF THE DAY IS...

578. "BLOW."

579. JINKX REVEALED MY WORD, BLOW.

580. IT KIND OF THREW ME OFF.

581. YAY!

582. I HAD A SPEECH READY, AND

583. EVERYTHING RHYMED, SO I JUST HAD

584. TO SCRAMBLE AND JUST KIND OF

585. COME UP WITH SOMETHING QUICK.

586. IF YOU THINK OF BLOW, I THINK

587. OF BUBBLES.

588. OH, LOOK AT ALL THOSE

589. BUBBLES YOU'RE BLOWING!

590. BLOW.

591. CUT.

592. JADE, IT TOOK YOU A LITTLE BIT

593. LONGER TO LAND THE LINES.

594. GET TO THE POINT A LITTLE

595. FASTER.

596. LITTLE AGGRAVATED.

597. ACTION.

598. NOW, MY FAVORITE TREAT IS

599. THE BANANA SPLIT.

600. AND THE INGREDIENTS ARE A NICE,

601. PLUMP BANANA.

602. EN ESPANOL, GUINEO.

603. LINEYSHA IS NOT REALLY

604. BRINGING THE LATIN FLAVOR THAT

605. I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO

606. BRING.

607. GO AHEAD AND CUT THAT IN

608. HALF.

609. EN ESPANOL, CORTALO POR LA

610. MITAD.

611. SHE JUST LITERALLY TRANSLATED

612. IT.

613. CHERRIES.

614. EN ESPANOL, FRESAS.

615. ALL RIGHT, MOVING ON.

616. HELLO, EVERYONE.

617. I'M T.T., AND THIS IS MY LITTLE

618. FRIEND...

619. WE HAVEN'T EVEN PRACTICED.

620. COCO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HER LINES

621. ARE.

622. JESSICA.

623. ALL RIGHT, CUT.

624. YOUR TIMING IS TOO SLOW.

625. YOU NEED TO PICK IT UP.

626. COCO, YOU NEED TO BE ON IT.

627. READY, AND ACTION.

628. WHAT'S THE "T"?

629. WHY DO THEY REALLY CALL YOU

630. TINY?

631. 'CAUSE I'M SMALL.

632. YEAH.

633. I'M A VENTRILOQUIST DOLL.

634. I DON'T KNOW IF I'M SUPPOSED TO

635. LOOK AT THE CAMERA, LOOK AWAY

636. FROM THE CAMERA.

637. COCO, THINK MORE PINOCCHIO

638. AND LESS THE PUPPET FROM SAW.

639. DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT

640. YOU'D LIKE TO SAY?

641. IS THAT IT?

642. THAT'S IT.

643. ALL RIGHT.

644. DO YOU HAVE ANY NOTES?

645. NOPE.

646. OKAY, THAT'S A WRAP.

647. ROLASKATOX.

648. IT'S ELIMINATION DAY, AND

649. TODAY'S THEME FOR THE RUNWAY IS

650. "THINK PINK".

651. JINKX.

652. MM-HMM?

653. ARE YOU GONNA ADD THAT HAIR

654. INTO THAT HAIR?

655. YEAH.

656. MY GRANDMA GOT ME THIS WIG

657. WHEN I WAS, LIKE, 17.

658. SO YOUR GRANDMA WAS BUYING

659. YOU WIGS, GIRL?

660. MY MOM WASN'T REALLY INTO IT.

661. UH-HUH.

662. BUT MY GRANDMA AND I WOULD BE

663. GETTING ME IN DRAG, AND THEN I'D

664. GO OUT TO THE CLUB.

665. SHE'D LET ME BE WHO I WANTED TO

666. BE, YOU KNOW?

667. MY GRANDMA MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR

668. ME TO DO DRAG AT A VERY EARLY

669. AGE.

670. AND THAT'S WHEN I REALLY STARTED

671. COMING ALIVE.

672. SHE HELPED SET UP MY LIFE TO

673. PUT ME WHERE I AM TODAY.

674. SO IT HAS A LOT OF SENTIMENTAL

675. VALUE TO ME.

676. I FEEL SO MENTALLY DRAINED

677. RIGHT NOW.

678. I'M TRYING TO FINISH MY COSTUME,

679. AND THIS WHOLE ALYSSA THING,

680. IT'S STILL BOTHERING ME.

681. WE COMPETED AT MISS GAY AMERICA

682. TOGETHER.

683. HUH?

684. THEY CROWNED HER.

685. I ENDED UP HAVING TO TAKE OVER

686. THE TITLE.

687. WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN TWO YEARS.

688. COCO, IF YOU WANT TO COME

689. TALK TO ME, YOU CAN TALK TO ME,

690. BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ ME

691. OVER THERE, THOUGH.

692. I'M NOT READING YOU.

693. I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT

694. YOU.

695. I'VE GOT TO GET THIS OFF MY

696. BACK.

697. THIS NEEDS TO BE DONE.

698. CAN I TALK TO YOU, LIKE, FIVE

699. MINUTES, JUST ME AND YOU?

700. OH, FUCK, THIS IS GONNA

701. GET FUCKING INTERESTING.

702. LET ME GET SOME POPCORN.

703. IT WAS PURE HELL.

704. OKAY.

705. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU'RE

706. STANDING ONSTAGE WITH A CROWN ON

707. YOUR HEAD, SINGING YOUR SONG,

708. AND SOMEONE YELLS OUT, "YOU

709. AIN'T THE REAL MISS AMERICA

710. ANYWAY!"

711. I JUST SMILE AND WAVE.

712. IN THE INSIDE, I AM TORN.

713. I ALMOST LOST MY RELATIONSHIP

714. BECAUSE OF THAT WHOLE THING.

715. THAT WHOLE THING TURNED MY

716. WORLD UPSIDE-DOWN.

717. WELL, I LOST MY WHOLE

718. REPUTATION I'D WORKED TEN YEARS

719. FOR.

720. HE DIDN'T WIN MISS GAY AMERICA.

721. I DID.

722. SO HE WASN'T THE ONE EMBARRASSED

723. IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE COMMUNITY.

724. I WAS.

725. I'M THE VERY FIRST TO GET

726. DETHRONED.

727. NOBODY GETS DETHRONED.

728. I'M NOT A DRUG ADDICT.

729. I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC.

730. I'M A TEACHER.

731. I'M A MENTOR.

732. I'M A LEADER.

733. BUT, COCO, I HEARD THAT YOU WENT

734. AROUND EVERYWHERE AND BADMOUTHED

735. ME, SAYING I COULDN'T FULFILL

736. MY REIGN.

737. YOU GOT ON YOUR FACE—HOLD ON.

738. LET ME FINISH.

739. BUT, SEE, YOU'RE DOING ALL THAT,

740. AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN BEING FAIR

741. TO ME.

742. I AM BEING FAIR TO YOU.

743. I'M LISTENING TO YOU.

744. GIRL, YOU ARE SAYING, "I'M ON

745. THE BEACH DRINKING A MARGARITA.

746. I'M THE ONE WITH THE CROWN.

747. I'M THE ONE."

748. I DON'T—I—

749. WHY DID YOU WRITE ON YOUR

750. FACEBOOK, "ALYSSA SHOULDN'T HAVE

751. WON IN THE FIRST PLACE"?

752. DO YOU FEEL LIKE THAT WAS A

753. HIT BELOW THE BELT?

754. I LAID IN BED NEXT

755. TO MY HUSBAND, AND, LIKE, GOD.

756. HE'S LIKE, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH

757. YOU?"

758. AND I CAN'T—I COULDN'T TAKE IT.

759. AND—

760. AND THEN THE TEARS COME OUT.

761. COCO IS DOING WHAT HE DOES BEST,

762. HE'S MAKING IT SEEM LIKE HE'S

763. THE VICTIM.

764. HE'S ALWAYS THE VICTIM.

765. AND THE ACADEMY AWARD GOES TO...

766. FUCK YOU, ALYSSA.

767. I GAVE HIM THE BENEFIT OF THE

768. DOUBT AND GOT NOTHING BACK.

769. THIS WHOLE THING WAS NOT

770. RESOLVED.

771. I'M DONE WITH THAT SITUATION.

772. I GOTTA GET READY FOR THE

773. RUNWAY.

774. WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE OF

775. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

776. MICHELLE VISAGE, WON'T YOU BE

777. MY NEIGHBOR?

778. ALWAYS, MY LITTLE LEMON DROP.

779. SANTINO RICE.

780. I AM READY TO SCHOOL THESE

781. CHILDREN.

782. I LOOK AT HER HERE, AND I

783. SEE SEDUCTIVE.

784. I LOOK AT HER HAIR, AND I SEE

785. WICKED BEAUTY.

786. PAULINA PORIZKOVA.

787. I AM SO GLAD TO BE HERE.

788. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET ON YOUR

789. DAMN SHOW FOR FIVE YEARS NOW.

790. MRS. T'S IN THE HOUSE.

791. COCO.

792. RUPAUL LOVES COCO TOO.

793. I LOVE RUPAUL.

794. THIS WEEK, OUR QUEENS WERE

795. CHALLENGED TO CREATE BREAKOUT

796. CHARACTERS IN THEIR OWN KIDSTER

797. TELEVISION SHOWS.

798. AND TONIGHT, THEY'RE DRESSED TO

799. TICKLE YOU PINK.

800. WHOO.

801. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR

802. ENGINES.

803. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

804. COMING UP...

805. YOU COMMITTED THE NUMBER ONE

806. CRIME IN SHOWBIZ—YOU BORED ME.

807. FIRST UP, THE 49th STATE,

808. ALASKA.

809. SO PINK MAFIA.

810. I LOOK LIKE A GHOST FROM THE

811. CIVIL WAR.

812. A MCQUEEN FASHION SHOW.

813. SHE BLEEDS PINK.

814. SHE'S A SEX PISTOL.

815. MONICA BEVERLY HILLZ.

816. SOMEONE CAUGHT THE BOUQUET.

817. I'M FEELING EXTRA FISHY.

818. MY NAILS ARE RIGHT.

819. MY HAIR'S TIGHT.

820. I'M JUST GIVING IT.

821. YES, IT'S VERY SINGAPORE

822. AIRLINES.

823. COME FLY WITH ME.

824. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

825. I WANT THAT OUTFIT.

826. I AM CHANNELING MY LITTLE

827. MISS PERFECT GIG.

828. IT'S THE DEAL. IT'S THE ISH.

829. MADONNA REBORN AGAIN.

830. YES.

831. VIVIENNE PINAY.

832. HOLD ME CLOSER, TINY DANCER.

833. I'M FEELING CUTE, PRISSY,

834. AND GIRLY.

835. AND THE JUDGES ARE REALLY EATING

836. IT UP.

837. OOH.

838. I THINK I JUST SAW HER PINK

839. SLIP.

840. NEXT UP, DETOX.

841. THE

842. VICTORIAN YEARS.

843. MY TITS ARE BOUNCING

844. EVERYWHERE.

845. I MEAN, I HAVE A GREAT BODY,

846. SO WHY NOT SHOW IT OFF?

847. OKAY, NO KIDDING, I HAVE THIS

848. OUTFIT.

849. SHE IS A HOT MESH.

850. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

851. BAM.

852. PINK PANTHER ON THE RUNWAY.

853. THE DRESS IS FLOWING.

854. I LOOK DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS.

855. IT'S A MULLET DRESS!

856. UH-HUH.

857. BUSINESS IN THE FRONT, PARTY

858. IN THE BACK.

859. LINEYSHA SPARX.

860. SELL THE GARMENT, HONEY.

861. I FEEL SO FIERCE, FLAWLESS,

862. LIKE A TOP MODEL.

863. LOOKS LIKE CINDERELLA'S GOT

864. A HOT DATE.

865. JINKX MONSOON.

866. OOH, LA, LA.

867. OH, DANGEROUS LIAISONS.

868. I AM FLOUNCING DOWN THE

869. RUNWAY WITH MY SNUFF BOX,

870. LET THEM EAT ALL THIS CAKE,

871. BITCHES.

872. MARIE AQUA NET.

873. COCO MONTRESE.

874. SHIRLEY TEMPLE BLACK?

875. WHY IT GOTTA BE BLACK?

876. I AM GIVING YOU YOUR BABY

877. DOLL FISH.

878. I LOOK SO CUTE.

879. I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS INTO

880. BEARS.

881. IVY WINTERRRS.

882. WHERE IS CRYSTAL CONNER WHEN

883. YOU NEED HER?

884. YES.

885. I'M STRUTTING LIKE A VEGAS

886. SHOWGIRL.

887. I FEEL LIKE A BEAUTIFUL

888. FLAMINGO.

889. YOU CAN JUST STICK HER IN

890. SOMEBODY'S FRONT LAWN.

891. HONEY MAHOGANY.

892. SHE JUST JUMPED OUT OF BED

893. AND GRABBED THE DUVET COVER.

894. VERY BED BATH AND BEYONCE.

895. I AM FEELING REALLY STRONG,

896. PUMMELING THE RUNWAY.

897. THAT FACE IS IMAN...

898. YES.

899. BUT THAT WALK IS PURE PISSED

900. OFF.

901. JADE JOLIE.

902. WORK IT.

903. VERY GIRLS NEXT DOOR

904. HOLLY MADISON.

905. I'M FEELING SO PRETTY IN

906. PINK.

907. I'M SERVING THE JUDGES PURE

908. FISH, HUNTY.

909. BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE

910. WORLD.

911. LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT'S

912. FANTASTIC.

913. WELCOME, LADIES.

914. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR

915. KIDSTER TV SHOWS.

916. FIRST UP, BARNYARD BUDDIES.

917. HI, EVERYBODY!

918. I'M BUFFALO BILL.

919. LET'S MEET SOME OF MY AMAZING

920. FRIENDS.

921. LOOK, EVERYBODY!

922. IT'S CLUCKY THE COCK!

923. HI, KIDS!

924. NOW, I HEARD YOU'RE SITTING

925. ON A SECRET.

926. IT'S OUR SECRET WORD OF THE

927. DAY.

928. SHH.

929. IT'S "BOX"!

930. WHOA!

931. CAN I BORROW YOUR HORSE?

932. YEAH, SURE, CLUCKY.

933. LET'S TRY TO CRAM IT IN THE

934. BOX!

935. CRAM IT IN! YEAH!

936. YOUR HORSE WON'T FIT IN THE

937. BOX!

938. YOUR HORSE IS JUST TOO BIG

939. FOR MY PINK BOX!

940. LOOK, EVERYBODY.

941. IT'S ANITA BUM!

942. TODAY WE'RE GONNA LEARN HOW

943. TO TOSS SALAD.

944. MY GOOD FRIEND, TASHA SALAD.

945. I'M SHO EXCITED

946. TO BE HERE TODAY.

947. WELL, LET'S GET SHTARTED.

948. FIRST THING YOU WANT TO DO IS

949. CLEAN YOUR LETTUCE.

950. NOW, IS IT HARMFUL TO TOSS A

951. DIRTY SALAD?

952. SHOME PEOPLE ARE INTO THAT.

953. INSTEAD OF USING THE UNCUT

954. CARROTS, CAN WE USE THE CUT

955. CARROTS?

956. YESH.

957. WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS PEEL

958. THE SHKIN BACK.

959. CUT CARROTS ALWAYS SEEM TO BE

960. CLEANER.

961. OKAY?

962. WE'RE TOSSING SALADS ONE PERSON

963. AT A TIME ACROSS AMERICA.

964. WHAT'S UP, FANNY?

965. TODAY I'M GOING TO BE...

966. TEACHING A SOCIAL LESSON.

967. DON'T BE THROWING NO SHADE.

968. LOOK, IT'S EVERYONE'S

969. FAVORITE CROSS-DRESSER,

970. UNCLE DICK!

971. IT'S REAL SUNNY UP HERE.

972. BUT I DO LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF

973. SHADE.

974. DON'T BE THROWING NO SHADE,

975. SIR.

976. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO GET

977. SOME SUN?

978. SUNLIGHT ON YOUR SKIN CREATES

979. VITAMIN "D" AND ELEVATES THE

980. MOOD, SO...

981. DON'T BE SHADY.

982. BE A LADY.

983. BYE-BYE, EVERYBODY!

984. BYE!

985. NEXT UP, THE MAGIC BUSH.

986. MY NAME IS PRINCESS PINKLIPS.

987. ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED FOR TODAY'S

988. EPISODE?

989. THEN LET'S ALL BOUNCE.

990. AND NOW SHAKE YOUR HANDS LIKE

991. THIS.

992. OOH, ISN'T THIS FUN?

993. OH!

994. TODAY WE HAVE A SPECIAL WORD OF

995. THE DAY.

996. THE WORD OF THE DAY IS...

997. "BLOW."

998. I ALWAYS THINK OF BUBBLES.

999. NOW, WITH BUBBLES, YOU REALLY

1000. WORK IT.

1001. JUST GIVE IT YOUR ALL.

1002. KIND OF LIKE AN EXPLOSION OF

1003. BUBBLES.

1004. YOU'RE SO GOOD AT BLOWING,

1005. JOLLY JADE.

1006. WELL, I DON'T HAVE BLUE LIPS

1007. FOR NO REASON.

1008. NEXT WE'RE GOING TO WELCOME

1009. CHERRY CHOCOLATINA AND LOLA

1010. THE EXPLODA.

1011. NOW, MY FAVORITE TREAT IS THE

1012. BANANA SPLIT.

1013. NOW, GO AHEAD AND PEEL THE

1014. BANANA.

1015. SUAVEMENTE, VAS A PELAR

1016. PARA ATRAS EL GUINEO.

1017. OH.

1018. OOH.

1019. OOH, MISS LOLA'S FAVORITE

1020. PART IS THE CREAM.

1021. HELP ME, GIRL.

1022. OOH! OH!

1023. OH!

1024. WOW.

1025. IT EXPLODED!

1026. HELLO, EVERYONE.

1027. I'M T.T., AND THIS IS MY LITTLE

1028. FRIEND.

1029. TINY.

1030. THAT REMINDS ME.

1031. IT'S TIME FOR OUR SOCIAL LESSON

1032. OF THE DAY.

1033. ALWAYS TELL THE "T."

1034. IS MY "T" MY TRUTH?

1035. YES, YOUR "T" IS YOUR TRUTH.

1036. DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT YOU'D

1037. LIKE TO SAY?

1038. UH-UH.

1039. ALL RIGHT.

1040. I THINK THERE WERE SOME WEAK

1041. LINKS, BUT I THINK THERE WERE

1042. SOME WEAK LINKS IN THE OTHER

1043. TEAM TOO.

1044. AT LEAST THIS TEAM'S ALL IN

1045. DRAG.

1046. COMING UP...

1047. YOU'RE GONNA GET LOST, 'CAUSE

1048. THERE'S SOME HUNGRY BITCHES

1049. UP HERE.

1050. THIS IS RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

1051. NOT RUPAUL'S BEST FRIEND OUT

1052. OF DRAG RACE.

1053. LADIES, THIS WEEK YOU WORKED AS

1054. TEAMS, BUT TONIGHT, YOU'LL BE

1055. JUDGED AS INDIVIDUALS.

1056. WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME, PLEASE

1057. STEP FORWARD.

1058. HONEY MAHOGANY.

1059. IVY WINTERS.

1060. JADE JOLIE.

1061. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

1062. LINEYSHA SPARX.

1063. LINEYSHA, YOU'RE LUCKY YOU HAVE

1064. IMMUNITY.

1065. OTHERWISE, YOU'D BE IN THE

1066. BOTTOM.

1067. THE GIRLS I'VE CALLED FORWARD,

1068. YOU ARE ALL SAFE.

1069. YOU MAY LEAVE THE STAGE.

1070. LADIES, YOU REPRESENT THE VERY

1071. BEST AND THE VERY WORST OF THE

1072. WEEK.

1073. IT'S TIME FOR THE JUDGES'

1074. CRITIQUES.

1075. FIRST UP, ALASKA.

1076. HI.

1077. I LOVE YOUR DUST BUNNY HAIR,

1078. AND I LOVE YOUR PINK SPLATTERED

1079. BLOOD.

1080. YOU ARE SUCH AN ORIGINAL.

1081. TONIGHT ON THE RUNWAY,

1082. I LOVE IT.

1083. I'M JUST CONCERNED FOR YOU WITH

1084. THE BOY-DRAG.

1085. IT IS A DRAG SHOW.

1086. YOU KNOW, I'M PAYING MY $5.

1087. I WANT TO SEE ALASKA.

1088. NEXT UP, MONICA BEVERLY

1089. HILLZ.

1090. I DON'T KNOW IF, DURING THE

1091. BARNYARD BUNCH, YOU JUST GOT

1092. NERVOUS, BUT YOU NEED TO PROJECT

1093. MORE, OR YOU'RE GONNA GET LOST,

1094. 'CAUSE THERE'S SOME HUNGRY

1095. BITCHES UP HERE.

1096. IT'S INSIDE OF YOU.

1097. I COULD SEE THAT, THAT BEVERLY

1098. HILLS BITCH, WHEN YOU WALKED

1099. OUT.

1100. BUT THEN YOU KIND OF WENT IN

1101. YOUR SHELL AFTER A WHILE.

1102. THANK YOU, MONICA.

1103. VIVIENNE PINAY.

1104. TONIGHT YOU LOOK REALLY CUTE.

1105. IT'S UNFORTUNATE THAT YOU

1106. CREATED THAT CHARACTER AND THEN

1107. THAT IT KIND OF FELL SO FLAT.

1108. YOU COMMITTED THE NUMBER ONE

1109. CRIME IN SHOWBIZ—YOU BORED ME.

1110. MOVING ON TO...

1111. THE COSTUME WASN'T MY

1112. FAVORITE PART OF YOU.

1113. IT WAS REALLY JUST, LIKE, YOUR

1114. JOKES AND YOUR MANNERISMS

1115. AND YOUR VOLUME.

1116. YOU ROCK THE STAGE.

1117. YOU ROCK IT IN ACTING.

1118. I REALLY LIKE THE SHAKE IN THE

1119. BOOBIES.

1120. YEAH, THANK YOU.

1121. I KNOW I HAD A LOT OF

1122. COMPETITION UP HERE TONIGHT...

1123. YES, RIGHT?

1124. SO I PUT MY GOOD SHAKERS ON.

1125. UP NEXT, ROXXXY ANDREWS.

1126. YOU FLOAT ABOVE THE CONCRETE.

1127. THANK YOU.

1128. I LOVE IT.

1129. TASHA SALAD WAS FREAKING

1130. HILAR.

1131. JINKX MONSOON.

1132. JINKX, YOU'RE THE NORTH STAR

1133. IN YOUR LITTLE GROUP, BECAUSE

1134. THEY WOULD'VE BEEN LOST WITHOUT

1135. YOU.

1136. LOOKING LIKE GLENN CLOSE IN

1137. FATAL ATTRACTION FOR A KIDS'

1138. SHOW?

1139. I MEAN, THAT IN ITSELF IS

1140. COMPLETELY DEMENTED.

1141. COCO MONTRESE.

1142. THIS WAS NOT YOUR CHALLENGE.

1143. I CAN'T REALLY TELL YOU WHY.

1144. THEY WANTED ME TO BE A

1145. MARIONETTE, AND I WAS JUST

1146. SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THE QUESTION.

1147. AND THAT'S NOT ME.

1148. IN THE SHOW IN VEGAS, I AM THE—

1149. I'M THE FRONT.

1150. I'M THE STAR.

1151. IF YOU ARE GOOD AT BEING IN

1152. THE SPOTLIGHT, YOU SHOULD KNOW

1153. HOW TO STEAL IT.

1154. THERE'S BEEN A LOT ON MY

1155. MIND.

1156. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?

1157. ALYSSA'S MY FRIEND.

1158. WE DIDN'T TALK FOR TWO YEARS.

1159. AND...

1160. COMING HERE AND SEEING HER HERE

1161. COMPLETELY THREW ME OFF.

1162. AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE I'M

1163. SHOWING YOU WHO—WHO I REALLY

1164. AM, 'CAUSE I'M BETTER THAN THAT.

1165. I KNOW THERE ARE

1166. DISTRACTIONS, BUT, COCO, KEEP

1167. YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME AND BE

1168. COCO.

1169. ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

1170. I THINK WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

1171. WHILE YOU UNTUCK IN THE INTERIOR

1172. ILLUSIONS LOUNGE, THE JUDGES AND

1173. I WILL DELIBERATE.

1174. OKAY, JUST BETWEEN US "GOYLS",

1175. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

1176. STARTING WITH ROXXXY ANDREWS.

1177. SHE'S ABSOLUTELY A STUNNER.

1178. THE HAIR COLOR.

1179. J. LO WISHES.

1180. YES.

1181. WHAT DID YOU THINK OF HER

1182. PERFORMANCE AS TASHA SALAD?

1183. THERE IS NOTHING MORE

1184. ATTRACTIVE THAN SEEING A

1185. BEAUTIFUL WOMAN DARE TO BE UGLY.

1186. UH-HUH.

1187. I EXPECT SOME GOOD STUFF OUT

1188. OF THAT ONE.

1189. NEXT UP, ALASKA.

1190. NOW, MICHELLE, YOU AND I BOTH

1191. LOOKED AT EACH OTHER WHEN ALASKA

1192. CAME OUT DRESSED AS A MAN...

1193. MM-HMM.

1194. AND THOUGHT, "WHAT THE 'F'?"

1195. IT REALLY WAS JUST PEE-WEE

1196. HERMAN.

1197. YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.

1198. AND THIS IS RUPAUL'S DRAG

1199. RACE.

1200. NOT RUPAUL'S BEST FRIEND

1201. OUT OF DRAG RACE.

1202. OKAY.

1203. ALASKA, TO ME, DOESN'T STAND

1204. OUT.

1205. HE'S, LIKE, SOMEONE I WOULD HANG

1206. OUT WITH IN HIGH SCHOOL.

1207. WHAT HIGH SCHOOL DID YOU GO

1208. TO?

1209. WELL, I MEAN, I WAS A

1210. HOMESCHOOLER, BUT, UM...

1211. MONICA BEVERLY HILLZ.

1212. WHO WAS SHE AGAIN?

1213. SHE PLAYED FANNY THE FARM

1214. HAND—SUNGLASSES.

1215. OH, WELL, SEE, THAT'S HOW

1216. MEMORABLE SHE WAS.

1217. WELL, THERE YOU GO.

1218. SHE WAS SUCH A NERVOUS WRECK.

1219. YOU CAN NEVER LET THEM SEE YOU

1220. SWEAT.

1221. SHE'S STOPPING HERSELF.

1222. EXACTLY, THE CALLS ARE COMING

1223. FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.

1224. VIVIENNE PINAY.

1225. ANITA BUM WAS FORGETTABLE.

1226. RIGHT, 'CAUSE IF SHE WAS

1227. ANITA BUM, SHE COULD'VE BEEN

1228. REALLY HYPER, LIKE, YOU KNOW,

1229. UM, YEAH, UM—

1230. YEAH.

1231. SHE COULD'VE GONE FOR IT, YOU

1232. KNOW?

1233. WHEN I SEE A PLAIN JANE,

1234. KIND OF LIKE HER—'CAUSE SHE IS

1235. BORING—I LIKE TO DO THEM UP.

1236. TURN HER OUT.

1237. TURN HER OUT!

1238. THAT'S WHAT I LOVE TO DO.

1239. DETOX.

1240. KIDS WOULD LOVE WATCHING

1241. CLUCKY THE COCK.

1242. I SEE FAYE DUNAWAY HAD A

1243. CHILD WITH ANJELICA HUSTON,

1244. AND THEN SHE LOST ALL HER

1245. FASHION SENSE AND STARTED

1246. WEARING CLOTHES WITH HOLES IN

1247. THEM.

1248. YES.

1249. SORRY, COCO.

1250. JINKXY MONSOON.

1251. SHE GOT ME IN THE MOOD.

1252. LIKE, I WAS SINGING WITH HER.

1253. I WAS RAISING MY HANDS.

1254. OH, RIGHT.

1255. I WAS A LITTLE GIRL.

1256. SHE WAS THE ONLY REASON THAT

1257. TEAM STAYED AFLOAT.

1258. COCO MONTRESE.

1259. SHE HAD AN ISSUE WITH, YOU

1260. KNOW, NOT GETTING THE RIGHT

1261. PART, BUT YOU HAVE TO TAKE

1262. LEMONS AND MAKE LEMONADE.

1263. BLAMING YOUR SHORTCOMINGS ON

1264. SOMEBODY ELSE?

1265. MM-HMM.

1266. PLEASE.

1267. AND YOU KNOW, SANTINO,

1268. PLAYING THE DUMMY CAN BE A

1269. REAL SCENE-STEALING ROLE,

1270. RIGHT, MICHELLE?

1271. I MEAN—

1272. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, AND I

1273. ONLY SAY IT 'CAUSE IT'S TRUE.

1274. YEAH.

1275. I WAS JUST TELLING EVERYBODY

1276. HOW MUCH NICER YOU WERE THAN

1277. TYRA.

1278. SILENCE.

1279. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1280. BRING BACK...

1281. MY GIRLS.

1282. WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1283. I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

1284. ROXXXY ANDREWS, YOUR PORTRAYAL

1285. OF TASHA SALAD WAS, IN A WORD,

1286. SHENSHASHIONAL.

1287. YOU ARE SHAFE.

1288. JINKX MONSOON.

1289. YOU'RE SAFE.

1290. THANK YOU.

1291. MONICA BEVERLY HILLZ.

1292. YOUR KIDSTER CHARACTER WAS NOT

1293. AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIAL.

1294. I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE

1295. UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1296. DETOX, YOUR CLUCKY THE COCK...

1297. BL-BL-BL- BLOCKED!

1298. THE COMPETITION.

1299. CONDRAGULATIONS, YOU ARE THE

1300. WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE.

1301. YOU'VE WON A WIG WARDROBE FROM

1302. NEW ATTITUDE WIGS.

1303. I WON THE CHALLENGE!

1304. ALASKA, YOUR CHOICE TO

1305. PERFORM AS A BOY...

1306. WAS A REAL DRAG.

1307. YOU ARE...

1308. SAFE.

1309. COCO, YOUR VENTRILOQUIST ACT

1310. COULD HAVE BEEN HILARIOUS, BUT

1311. YOUR PERFORMANCE WAS WOODEN.

1312. VIVIENNE PINAY.

1313. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR

1314. HAS TO BE MORE THAN JUST PRETTY.

1315. MUCH MORE.

1316. VIVIENNE...

1317. YOU...

1318. ARE SAFE.

1319. BUT CONSIDER THIS A WARNING.

1320. COCO MONTRESE, I'M SORRY, MY

1321. DEAR, BUT YOU ARE UP FOR

1322. ELIMINATION.

1323. I CANNOT BELIEVE I'M UP FOR

1324. ELIMINATION.

1325. IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?

1326. I'M NOT READY TO GO HOME.

1327. TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

1328. LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST

1329. CHANCE TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE

1330. YOURSELF FROM ELIMINATION.

1331. THE TIME HAS COME...

1332. FOR YOU TO LIP-SYNC...

1333. FOR YOUR LIFE.

1334. BITCH, WIN OR LOSE, LET'S GO.

1335. GOOD LUCK...

1336. AND DON'T FUCK IT UP.

1337. MAMA AIN'T GOING THAT EASY.

1338. I GOTTA PULL IT OUT AND LET RU

1339. KNOW WHY I SHOULD BE HERE.

1340. SO HERE GOES.

1341. WE'RE ALL KIND OF LIKE,

1342. OH, MY GOSH.

1343. COCO'S SERVING IT UP.

1344. MONICA DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE

1345. MUCH ENERGY.

1346. SHE JUST DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE

1347. THAT WILL TO LIP-SYNC FOR HER

1348. LIFE.

1349. LADIES, I'VE MADE MY

1350. DECISION.

1351. COCO MONTRESE...

1352. SHANTE, YOU STAY.

1353. YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1354. THANK YOU.

1355. MONICA, YOU CAME HERE WITH

1356. A SECRET.

1357. AND THE SECRET IS YOU ARE

1358. FIERCE AND TALENTED.

1359. GO SHARE THAT WITH THE WORLD.

1360. THANK YOU FOR

1361. BELIEVING IN ME.

1362. THANK YOU FOR SEEING SOMETHING

1363. IN ME THAT I NEVER SAW.

1364. THANK YOU.

1365. I LOVE YOU.

1366. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

1367. WE LOVE YOU.

1368. NOW SASHAY AWAY.

1369. I HAD A HARD TIME OPENING UP

1370. TO THE GIRLS.

1371. I'VE ALWAYS HAD THAT PROBLEM.

1372. IT DID HOLD ME BACK IN THIS

1373. COMPETITION.

1374. BUT I AM FIERCE.

1375. AND I NEED TO JUST STEP BACK

1376. AND BE OKAY WITH THAT.

1377. 11 QUEENS, 1 CROWN.

1378. NOW, REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE

1379. YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL YOU

1380. GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1381. CAN I GET AN AMEN UP IN HERE?

1382. AMEN!

1383. ALL RIGHT, NOW LET THE MUSIC

1384. PLAY!