RuPaul's Drag Race 5x2

1. PREVIOUSLY ON RUPAUL'S DRAG

2. RACE...

3. TO MAKE IT IN RUPAULYWOOD,

4. YOU'VE GOTTA DIVE IN THE DEEP

5. END.

6. AGH!

7. I CAN'T DO IT. I FAIL.

8. WELCOME TO THE SLUMS OF

9. BEVERLY HILLS.

10. AAH! MOMMY!

11. OW! THAT'S MY LEG.

12. YOU KNOW, I HAVE A FEELING YOU

13. JUST LIKE TO BE THE ONLY PRETTY

14. ONE.

15. YOU'RE JUST—IT'S, LIKE, SO

16. IMMATURE.

17. IT'S JUST REALLY AGGRAVATING.

18. LITTLE BITTY SERENA, SHE'S

19. FUCKING IRRITATING THE

20. SHIT OUT OF ME.

21. PENNY TRATION.

22. ALASKA.

23. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

24. YOU MADE RUBBISH LOOK RAVISHING.

25. CONDRAGULATIONS.

26. OH!

27. YOU'RE THE WINNER OF THIS

28. CHALLENGE.

29. SERENA CHACHA,

30. SHANTE. YOU STAY.

31. PENNY TRATION, SASHAY AWAY.

32. OH, MY GOD.

33. OH, LOOK WHAT PENNY WROTE.

34. AWW.

35. WE LOVE YOU, PENNY TRATION.

36. WE'RE BACK IN THE WORKROOM AFTER

37. PENNY WAS JUST ELIMINATED, AND

38. IT'S REALLY HARD 'CAUSE I'M

39. REALLY GONNA MISS HER.

40. ALL RIGHT, PENNY, HERE WE GO.

41. BYE-BYE.

42. BYE, PENNY.

43. I HAPPEN TO HAVE STUMBLED.

44. AND THAT'S OKAY.

45. I KNOW THAT DESTINY WANTED THE

46. QUEENS TO SEE HOW GOOD OF A

47. PERFORMER I AM.

48. MAYBE THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED FOR

49. THE QUEENS TO REALLY RESPECT ME.

50. WELL, I ALREADY THOUGHT I WAS

51. GONNA BE ON THE BOTTOM.

52. IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME,

53. AND I REALIZED LOOKING AT YOU

54. GUYS COMPETING, I WAS LIKE,

55. "YOU KNOW WHAT?

56. THAT COULD'VE BEEN ME."

57. I JUST FEEL LIKE I'M DIFFERENT

58. FROM THE REST OF THESE GIRLS,

59. YOU KNOW.

60. MY HEAD, MENTALLY, IT'S, LIKE,

61. SOMEWHERE ELSE.

62. THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT

63. MONICA AT PENNY'S ELIMINATION.

64. SHE JUST WASN'T HAPPY THAT WE

65. WERE SAFE.

66. I THOUGHT PENNY WAS REVVING

67. UP FOR IT AT THE BEGINNING.

68. I WAS LIKE, "WATCH OUT, GIRL."

69. AW, DOES THAT MEAN YOU GUYS

70. WERE ROOTING FOR ME?

71. WERE ANY OF YOU GUYS WISHING I

72. WENT HOME?

73. I LOVE PENNY.

74. AND PENNY AND I HAVE GOTTEN C—

75. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

76. AND I'M NOT TRYING TO BE A BITCH

77. OR ANYTHING, BUT YOU'VE KIND OF

78. GOTTEN ON MY NERVES A LITTLE

79. BIT SO FAR.

80. I'M UPSET BECAUSE I REALLY

81. WOULD RATHER SEE SERENA GO HOME.

82. SERENA HAS ANNOYED ME TO THE

83. POINT WHERE I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING

84. NICE ABOUT HER.

85. I'M JUST GONNA TRY MY BEST TO

86. AVOID SERENA, AND IF SHE'S GONNA

87. GET IN MY WAY, I'M JUST GONNA

88. SMACK HER LIKE A FLY OVER A

89. COW PATTY.

90. JUST GO HOME, BITCH.

91. THE WINNER OF RUPAUL'S DRAG

92. RACE RECEIVES A SICKENING

93. SUPPLY OF COLOREVOLUTION

94. COSMETICS, A LUXURY TRIP

95. COURTESY OF ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL,

96. HEADLINE LOGO'S DRAG RACE TOUR

97. FEATURING ABSOLUT VODKA—

98. COCKTAILS PERFECTED—

99. AND A CASH PRIZE OF $100,000.

100. AND TONIGHT, EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST

101. JUDGES KRISTEN JOHNSTON AND

102. JULIETTE LEWIS.

103. ROLASKATOX...

104. IS IN THE ROOM!

105. IN THE HOUSE.

106. OOH.

107. ROLASKATOX IS ROXXXY,

108. ALASKA, AND DETOX.

109. ROLASKATOX.

110. IT'S THE NEW PRESCRIPTION DRUG

111. FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE GAGGING.

112. SORRY ABOUT IT.

113. IT SOUNDS LIKE A VENEREAL

114. DISEASE.

115. OOH, GIRL!

116. YOU GOT SHE-MAIL.

117. MY QUEENS, FOR THE FIRST TIME

118. IN DRAG RACE HISTORY, I AM NOT

119. GOING TO SAY, "FOR THE FIRST

120. TIME IN DRAG RACE HISTORY."

121. NOW, THE QUEEN THAT DOESN'T KNOW

122. HER HERSTORY IS DESTINED TO

123. REPEAT IT.

124. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

125. HI!

126. CONDRAGULATIONS, SERENA

127. CHACHA.

128. YOU SURVIVED THE FIRST LIP-SYNCH

129. FOR YOUR LIFE.

130. YES!

131. LET THAT BE A LESSON TO ALL

132. OF YOU.

133. TO WIN $100,000, YOU'RE GOING TO

134. NEED TO PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE

135. YOUR MOUTH IS.

136. OH, PIT CREW!

137. OOH!

138. WHAT?

139. NOW, FOR TODAY'S

140. MINI-CHALLENGE, YOU NEED TO

141. PUCKER UP AND IMPRESS ME

142. WITH THE POWER OF YOUR PIE HOLE.

143. WHOA.

144. USING JUST YOUR MOUTHS,

145. I WANT TO SEE WINNING LIP-SYNCH

146. PERFORMANCES OF MY SONGS

147. TRANNY CHASER, LADYBOY,

148. AND PEANUT BUTTER, ALL AVAILABLE

149. ON ITUNES.

150. YOU'LL BE COMPETING IN THREE

151. GROUPS, AND THE BEST LIP-SYNCH

152. FROM EACH ROUND WILL WIN.

153. SO PUT ON SOME LIPSTICK,

154. AND THEN GO FOR THE GLORY.

155. THERE ARE SOME CRAZY LIPS IN

156. THIS ROOM.

157. DETOX LOOKS LIKE THE JOKER.

158. LINEYSHA LOOKS LIKE A PAINTED

159. PEACOCK FANTASY.

160. AND COCO'S LOOKING LIKE SHE JUST

161. FELL INTO A VAT OF GLITTER.

162. LADIES, ASSUME THE POSITION.

163. YOU DO THAT ALL SO WELL.

164. THAT WAS AWESOME.

165. BUT ONE OF YOU...

166. REALLY, REALLY...

167. POPPED.

168. SERENA CHACHA.

169. I WON A MINI-CHALLENGE.

170. BOOM.

171. TAKE THAT, BITCHES.

172. WOW.

173. WHOO!

174. THE WINNER IS THIS KISSER

175. RIGHT...

176. HERE.

177. DETOX.

178. MY JAW HURTS A LITTLE BIT.

179. YEAH, I BET.

180. HUNGRY, HUNGRY HOLES.

181. OOH.

182. IVY WINTERS.

183. NICE LIP JOBS, LADIES.

184. BUT CONSIDER THAT JUST A

185. WARM-UP.

186. FOR THIS WEEK'S MAIN CHALLENGE,

187. IT'S GONNA BE A LIP-SYNCH

188. EXTRAVAGANZA.

189. YOU'LL BE TAKING CLASSIC MOMENTS

190. FROM THE HERSTORY OF DRAG RACE

191. AND RECREATING THEM IN YOUR OWN

192. SCENE-STEALING VIRAL VIDEOS.

193. YOU'LL BE LIP-SYNCHING TO THE

194. SPOKEN WORD, DARLING.

195. I'M LAURA LINNEY, AND THIS IS

196. MASTERPIECE THEATRE.

197. SERENA CHACHA, DETOX, AND

198. IVY WINTERS, YOU'RE TEAM

199. CAPTAINS.

200. SERENA, YOU CHOOSE FIRST.

201. MS. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

202. I WANT MY LASKY.

203. TOXY!

204. LASKY!

205. MS. LINEYSHA.

206. MS. ALYSSA, COME HERE, BABY.

207. GIVE ME MONICA.

208. MS. VIVIENNE.

209. MS. JINKX, COME HERE, BABY.

210. COCO MONTRESE, GET YOUR ASS

211. OVER HERE, BITCH.

212. IVY WINTERS, TAKE YOUR PICK.

213. I'M SORRY, JADE, BUT I'M GONNA

214. HAVE TO GO WITH HONEY.

215. THAT'S OKAY, GIRL.

216. AND THAT MEANS JADE JOLIE

217. GOES WITH SERENA CHACHA.

218. I'M NOT EXACTLY, LIKE, THE

219. PERSON THAT WOULD NORMALLY BE

220. PICKED LAST.

221. THAT KIND OF PISSED ME OFF.

222. YAY! WELCOME TO OUR...

223. TEAM...

224. LADIES, I NEED YOUR

225. LIP-SYNCHS TO BE AS TIGHT AND

226. UNFORGETTABLE AS YOUR CHARISMA,

227. UNIQUENESS, NERVE, AND TALENT.

228. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.

229. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

230. OUR TEAM GETS AN ENVELOPE,

231. AND WE ARE GONNA BE LIP-SYNCHING

232. TO A VIDEO OF PAST SEASONS

233. OF UNTUCKED.

234. AND WE ARE DOING SEASON THREE'S

235. RAJA AND DELTA AND THEN THE

236. SCENE WITH SHANGELA, MIMI,

237. AND MARIAH.

238. SHANGELA.

239. SHANGELA.

240. MARIAH.

241. SOMEBODY HAS TO BE MIMI.

242. I THINK YOU SHOULD BE MIMI.

243. I THINK I SHOULD BE RAJA.

244. I THINK YOU'RE RAJA, HANDS

245. DOWN.

246. YEAH, I'LL DO MIMI.

247. OKAY, GUYS, SO LET'S JUST

248. FINALIZE THIS.

249. WE HAVE RAJA, WE HAVE DELTA,

250. WE HAVE SHANGELA—

251. I'M DELTA?

252. I WAS PRETTY MUCH IGNORED.

253. I KIND OF GOT DEALT WITH WHAT

254. WAS LEFT.

255. IF OUR TEAM IS IN THE BOTTOM,

256. I AM GONNA THROW SERENA RIGHT

257. INTO THE FREAKING PIT.

258. COMING UP...

259. JADE, DID YOU CHOOSE TO BE

260. DELTA?

261. DO IT AGAIN.

262. CAN I HAVE A SECOND?

263. OH, BUT YOU WANT TO REALLY

264. FIGHT.

265. SO RU TELLS US THAT WE WILL

266. BE REENACTING SCENES FROM

267. UNTUCKED FROM SEASONS TWO,

268. THREE, AND FOUR.

269. AAH!

270. SEASON FOUR.

271. SEASON FOUR.

272. SO WE HAVE MS. LASHAUWN

273. BEYOND, JIGGLY CALIENTE,

274. PHI PHI O'HARA, AND MY

275. BOYFRIEND, SHARON NEEDLES.

276. WE'RE SHARON AND PHI PHI!

277. I CALL PHI PHI.

278. NO!

279. I CALL PHI PHI.

280. OKAY, I'LL BE SHARON.

281. I'LL BE THE—JIGGLY.

282. YOU WANNA DO JIGGLY?

283. AND YOU'LL BE LASHAUWN?

284. HERE WE GO.

285. PHI PHI, I WAS NOT TRYING TO

286. THROW YOU UNDER THE BUS.

287. GIRL, WHAT YOU DO BEST IS YOU

288. ACT.

289. CAN YOU PLEASE PUT A WONKY

290. EYELASH ON?

291. THAT'S ALL I ASK.

292. YES.

293. THIS IS GONNA BE SICK, GIRL.

294. ANYBODY HAVE ANY ORANGE PAINT?

295. I KNOW PHI PHI PERSONALLY, AND

296. I THINK SHE'S A LOVELY PERSON,

297. BUT I'M TAKING THIS EXAGGERATION

298. TO THE NTH DEGREE.

299. WHOO!

300. MY FOUNDATION IS SICKENINGLY

301. DARK, AND ONE OF MY LASHES IS

302. GLUING ONE OF MY EYES SHUT.

303. THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE TOO DARK.

304. UM, LINEYSHA, WHY DON'T YOU

305. PLAY TYRA?

306. TYRA SANCHEZ.

307. I AM DOING SEASON TWO.

308. WE'VE GOT MORGAN MCMICHAELS,

309. MYSTIQUE, TYRA, AND TATIANNA.

310. THERE ISN'T ANYTHING ELSE TO

311. SAY.

312. BUT WHY ARE YOU TALKING?

313. WHY ARE YOU TALKING?

314. BECAUSE IF I HAVE A PROBLEM

315. WITH SOMEONE OR I HAVE SOMETHING

316. TO SAY TO SOMEONE, I SAY IT

317. TO THEM.

318. IF I DON'T LIKE YOU, I DON'T

319. LIKE YOU.

320. QUITE HONESTLY, I THINK

321. LINEYSHA IS GOING TO STRUGGLE

322. THE MOST BECAUSE OF THE LANGUAGE

323. BARRIER.

324. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

325. HELLO, RU.

326. HI.

327. TEAM SERENA CHACHA.

328. HOLA, HOLA, HOLA.

329. SERENA, YOU'RE PLAYING...

330. RAJA.

331. RAJA.

332. YES.

333. DID YOU ASSIGN THE ROLES

334. FOR EACH PERSON?

335. WE DID IT EVENLY.

336. JADE, WHO ARE YOU PLAYING?

337. I'M DELTA.

338. DID YOU CHOOSE TO BE DELTA?

339. NO, I WAS KIND OF, UM,

340. A TEAM PLAYER AND JUST GONNA

341. WORK IT OUT.

342. OKAY.

343. SO JINKX IS MIMI IMFURST.

344. WHAT ABOUT YOU, ROXXXY?

345. WHO ARE YOU PLAYING?

346. I'M DOING MARIAH.

347. MARIAH, OF COURSE.

348. MM-HMM.

349. AND YOU'RE PLAYING?

350. SHANGELA HALLELOO.

351. I PUT HER IN DRAG FOR HER VERY

352. FIRST TIME.

353. YOU DID?

354. YES.

355. A FAMILY THAT DRAGS

356. TOGETHER...

357. STAYS TOGETHER.

358. AS YOU WELL KNOW, ONE OF THE

359. BEST QUEENS WHO'S EVER USED

360. SPOKEN WORD IN LIP-SYNCH IS

361. LYPSINKA.

362. YEP.

363. SHE IS FAMOUS FOR USING

364. DIALOGUE FROM JOAN CRAWFORD

365. AND BETTE DAVIS FILMS.

366. ABSOLUTELY THE BEST.

367. SO NOW, ARE YOU KIDS GONNA GIVE

368. ME JUST A TASTE?

369. ARE YOU, LIKE, CURIOUS AT

370. ALL AS TO WHY STACY DIDN'T,

371. LIKE, IMMEDIATELY PICK YOU?

372. I SMELL FEAR IN HER, AND I

373. TEND TO KIND OF—NOT PICK ON

374. HER, BUT I'M JUST VERY, LIKE,

375. HARD ON HER.

376. SO YOU'RE READING OFF THE

377. THING.

378. YOU HAVEN'T MEMORIZED IT YET.

379. AND YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANY

380. CHARACTERIZATION YET OF RAJA.

381. UM, WELL, SHE DOESN'T REALLY

382. MOVE VERY MUCH.

383. SHE WOULD STILL HAVE

384. CHARACTER.

385. BRING IT UP.

386. BRING IT UP. I CAN DO IT.

387. I CAN DO IT. I CAN DO IT.

388. Y'ALL MAKE IT WORK, OKAY?

389. SEE YOU LATER. ALL RIGHT.

390. THANK YOU.

391. JUST MAKE UP A CHARACTER,

392. HONEY.

393. MAKE UP A SOMETHING.

394. TEAM DETOX.

395. HI, RU.

396. NOW, I KNOW YOU'RE DOING

397. SEASON FOUR.

398. WHO'S PLAYING SHARON?

399. WHO'S PLAYING PHI PHI?

400. PHI PHI.

401. DUH.

402. YOU'RE PHI PHI?

403. AND YOU'RE SHARON?

404. YEAH.

405. IT'S INTERESTING.

406. YOU LIVE WITH SHARON.

407. WHY DIDN'T YOU PLAY SHARON?

408. I DO SHARON ALL THE TIME.

409. YEAH.

410. NOW, WHO ARE YOU TWO?

411. MS. JIGGLY CALIENTE.

412. JIGGLY CALIENTE.

413. I'M LASHAUWN BEYOND.

414. LASHAUWN BEYOND.

415. YES.

416. WHAT IS THE KEY TO DOING

417. THIS?

418. HAVE YOU EVER DONE SPOKEN WORD?

419. NOT THAT MUCH.

420. WHAT'S THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE

421. WITH THIS SCENE?

422. HONEST, JUST LISTENING TO

423. PHI PHI'S VOICE OVER AND OVER.

424. YEAH.

425. YEAH.

426. WELL, I'M GONNA LET YOU KIDS

427. GET BACK TO IT.

428. ALL RIGHT, RU.

429. AND MAKE IT SPECIAL.

430. OKAY.

431. THANK YOU, RU.

432. IVY WINTERS.

433. HI, RU.

434. SO YOU'RE DOING SEASON TWO.

435. YES.

436. AND WHO ARE YOU PLAYING?

437. I'M PLAYING MORGAN.

438. AND WHO ARE YOU PLAYING?

439. TATIANNA.

440. TATIANNA, OF COURSE.

441. YES.

442. AND YOU ARE?

443. MYSTIQUE SUMMERS.

444. MYSTIQUE SUMMERS MADISON.

445. I WANTED TO CALL HER MYSTIQUE

446. SUMMERS EVE.

447. BUT SHE WASN'T HAVING IT.

448. OKAY, WHO ARE YOU?

449. TYRA SANCHEZ.

450. YOU'RE THE OTHER, OTHER TYRA.

451. CAN WE HEAR A LITTLE BIT OF TYRA

452. AND TATIANNA?

453. SURE.

454. TAPPED ME ON THE SHOULDER.

455. I TAPPED YOU ON THE ELBOW

456. FIRST.

457. IF IT BOTHERED ANYONE, IF

458. THEY WOULD HAVE JUST SAID,

459. "COULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN?

460. IT'S BOTHERING ME,"

461. THAT HAD WOULD'VE BEEN FINE.

462. AND I DID THAT.

463. IF SOMEONE COMES TO YOU...

464. AND SAYING YOU'RE OBNOXIOUS—

465. I'M WATCHING YOU LIP-SYNCH.

466. AH, OKAY.

467. THAT'S NOT HOW I STARTED IT,

468. THOUGH.

469. I TAPPED YOU ON THE SHOULDER.

470. FIRST I-I SAID YOUR NAME ACROSS

471. THE ROOM.

472. OKAY, WELL, YOU GOT A LOT OF

473. WORK TO DO.

474. GET AT IT.

475. THANK YOU, RU.

476. ALL RIGHT, SEE YA.

477. MWAH.

478. ALL RIGHT, DOLLS.

479. NOW, I WARNED YOU THIS IS GONNA

480. BE A LIP-SYNCH EXTRAVAGANZA.

481. READ MY LIPS.

482. BYE.

483. BYE, RU.

484. OH.

485. MY TRAIN, GIRL, MY TRAIN.

486. OUR CHALLENGE THIS WEEK IS TO

487. LIP-SYNCH TO A PAST SCENE FROM

488. UNTUCKED.

489. WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO BE?

490. MIMI OVER HERE, THEN.

491. MY TEAM HAD TO DO SCENES FROM

492. SEASON THREE.

493. IT'S SHANGELA, MIMI IMFURST,

494. AND MARIAH.

495. BOO, JUST 'CAUSE YOU GOT A

496. SUGAR DADDY WHO PAYS FOR

497. EVERYTHING FOR YOU—

498. BITCH!

499. OH!

500. HEY, HEY.

501. NO, NO, NO, NO.

502. OKAY, READY?

503. BOO, JUST 'CAUSE YOU GOT A

504. SUGAR DADDY WHO PAYS FOR

505. EVERYTHING FOR YOU—

506. BITCH!

507. OH!

508. HEY, HEY!

509. NO, NO, NO, NO. NO.

510. OH, MY GOSH. WATCH OUT.

511. WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT,

512. WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT.

513. ANYBODY GET HURT?

514. GRACEFUL.

515. DO IT AGAIN. COME ON.

516. PUSH PLAY.

517. BITCH!

518. OH!

519. HEY, HEY!

520. NO, NO, NO, NO.

521. NO, NO.

522. DO IT AGAIN.

523. DO IT AGAIN.

524. CAN I HAVE JUST ONE SECOND TO

525. GET THIS BACK ON?

526. HERE.

527. JUST GET IT FOR HER FAST.

528. READY? FIVE, FOUR—

529. OH, SHIT!

530. DO IT AGAIN. JUST ROLL IT UP.

531. I WILL NEVER LOOK LIKE THAT.

532. TRUE.

533. DO IT AGAIN.

534. IT IS EASIER FOR YOU TO SAY,

535. "DO IT AGAIN," OKAY?

536. HOLD ON.

537. CAN I HAVE A SECOND?

538. OH, BUT YOU WANT TO REALLY

539. FIGHT.

540. IT GOT TO THE POINT WHERE I

541. HAD TO YELL AND SCREAM AND

542. SNAP AT PEOPLE JUST TO BE HEARD

543. IN THAT GROUP.

544. AND THIS IS TOO

545. IMPORTANT TO ME TO LET THEM

546. GET TO ME LIKE THIS.

547. COMING UP...

548. SWEETIE, IF I HIT YOU...

549. YOU ALREADY LOST.

550. THAT WOULD TAKE THE LOSE

551. AWAY.

552. HONEY, YOU ARE ALREADY OUT.

553. I'M REALLY STARTING TO GET

554. ANNOYED.

555. OUR CHALLENGE TODAY IS WE

556. HAVE TO LIP-SYNCH FROM A PAST

557. SEASON.

558. THE SECOND SCENE IS WITH MYSELF

559. AND SERENA.

560. WE'RE PLAYING DELTA AND RAJA.

561. LIKE, IT'S LIKE A SOCCER

562. PLAYER FROM, LIKE, PARAGUAY

563. OR SOMETHING, MIXED WITH, LIKE,

564. AFGHANISTAN AND CHARRO.

565. I WONDER IF PEOPLE TALK ABOUT

566. US THIS WAY.

567. AT THE END, WHEN YOU HEAR,

568. "I WONDER IF THEY TALK ABOUT

569. US THIS WAY," YOU TURN TO US

570. LIKE YOU JUST HEARD THE ENTIRE

571. CONVERSATION OR WHATEVER.

572. OKAY.

573. THEN I'LL JUST PASS OUT.

574. I COME FROM AN ARTS SCHOOL

575. ENVIRONMENT, AND I BELIEVE THAT

576. DRAG IS PERFORMING GENDER

577. THROUGH VARIOUS SKILLS, LIKE

578. MAKEUP AS A FORM OF PAINTING,

579. FASHION AS A FORM OF

580. SELF-SCULPTURE, AND SHOWMANSHIP

581. THROUGH PERFORMANCE.

582. I WONDER IF PEOPLE TALK ABOUT

583. US THIS WAY.

584. SERENA PLAYING RAJA...

585. THAT WAS REALLY BIZARRE.

586. ALL RIGHT.

587. HOW'D YOU GUYS FEEL ABOUT THAT?

588. I FEEL GOOD.

589. HOW DID YOU GUYS FEEL?

590. OH, MY GOD.

591. WE'RE SO GONNA BE ON THE BOTTOM

592. BECAUSE OF YOU.

593. ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

594. ALL RIGHT.

595. THE FIRST SCENE THAT MY TEAM IS

596. PERFORMING IS A CATFIGHT

597. BETWEEN MORGAN MCMICHAELS

598. AND MYSTIQUE SUMMERS FROM

599. SEASON TWO.

600. GO FIX YOUR HAIR.

601. I DON'T NEED SOME—

602. FIX YOUR MUG.

603. I DON'T NEED TO FIX MY MUG,

604. BITCH.

605. HONEY, YOU DO NEED TO FIX

606. YOUR MUG.

607. SWEETIE. SWEETIE.

608. YOU DO NEED TO—

609. I DON'T GOTTA HIT YOUR ASS

610. TO PROBABLY GET VOTED OFF,

611. BITCH.

612. HIT ME. DO IT.

613. WALK OFF. STEP OFF, BITCH.

614. DO IT.

615. LINEYSHA'S ACTING CRAZY.

616. OKAY, LET'S DO IT AGAIN.

617. WE SHOULD BE WORKING AS A

618. TEAM, AND SHE'S GOOFING OFF AND

619. PLAYING AROUND.

620. DON'T BE, LIKE, BANGING

621. 'CAUSE THE ARGUMENT'S MAINLY

622. ABOUT WHAT MORGAN AND MYSTIQUE

623. ARE SAYING.

624. HIT ME.

625. SWEETIE, IF I HIT YOU...

626. YOU ALREADY LOST.

627. THAT WILL TAKE THE LOSE AWAY.

628. HONEY, YOU ARE OUT. LOST.

629. THAT WILL TAKE THE LOSE AWAY.

630. YOU ALREADY LOST.

631. I THINK LINEYSHA WANTS ALL

632. THE EYES ON HER, AND I'M REALLY

633. STARTING TO GET ANNOYED.

634. OOH.

635. I'M PLAYING TATIANNA IN A

636. SCENE WHERE TATIANNA AND TYRA

637. ARE BICKERING BACK AND FORTH.

638. IF I DON'T LIKE YOU, I DON'T

639. LIKE YOU.

640. AND I DON'T LIKE YOU.

641. ARE YOU HAPPY?

642. I DON'T LIKE YOU.

643. I WAS NOT TALKING TO YOU.

644. I'M SAYING IT TO YOUR FACE.

645. THEN WHY ARE YOU LOOKING IN MY

646. DIRECTION?

647. UGH.

648. , I DON'T LIKE YOU.

649. I WAS NOT TALKING TO YOU.

650. I'M SAYING IT TO YOUR FACE.

651. THEN WHY ARE YOU LOOKING IN

652. MY DIRECTION?

653. LINEYSHA WAS THE WORST PERSON

654. TO WORK WITH, BUT HER

655. PERFORMANCE AS TYRA WAS AWESOME.

656. SHE WAS SO ON POINT.

657. UM, SHE'S ONE TO BE RECKONED

658. WITH.

659. OKAY.

660. MY TEAM HAS TWO SCENES TO

661. REENACT FROM SEASON FOUR,

662. ONE OF WHICH IS BETWEEN

663. PHI PHI O'HARA AND SHARON

664. NEEDLES.

665. DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M UPSET

666. THAT I DIDN'T GET A CRUISE?

667. THE ONLY THING YOU KEEP

668. SAYING IS, "I PROMISED ALASKA

669. ONE THING, AND THAT WAS TO BRING

670. HER BACK A TRIP.

671. WHY DIDN'T I GET A

672. CRUISE?"

673. I WILL SAY THAT I REALLY

674. WANTED A CRUISE, BUT I WANTED

675. THE $100,000 MORE.

676. AND LOOK. GUESS WHAT.

677. WE GOT BOTH.

678. DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M UPSET

679. THAT I DIDN'T GET A CRUISE?

680. THE ONLY THING YOU KEEP

681. SAYING IS, "I PROMISED ALASKA

682. ONE THING, AND THAT WAS TO BRING

683. HER BACK A TRIP."

684. I'M DOING AN OKAY JOB, BUT

685. LUCKILY, PHI PHI DOES THIS A

686. LOT, SO I CAN DO THAT TO COVER

687. THE FACT THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT

688. SHE'S SAYING.

689. IT'S BULLSHIT.

690. NO, YOU'RE BULLSHIT.

691. THAT WAS A LOT BETTER.

692. HELL, YEAH. THAT WAS FUN.

693. OUR SECOND SCENE IS BETWEEN

694. JIGGLY AND LASHAUWN.

695. I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE BEST

696. BUDDIES, BITCH.

697. THIS IS NOT RUPAUL'S BEST FRIEND

698. RACE.

699. NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.

700. OF COURSE, I GET TO BE

701. LASHAUWN BEYOND, WHO HAS A

702. LITTLE BIT OF PROBLEM WITH HER

703. MAKEUP.

704. I'M NOT SAYING THAT I DO,

705. 'CAUSE I THINK I'M BEAUTIFUL.

706. AND THEN MONICA GOT TO BE

707. JIGGLY—AFTER THE WEIGHT LOSS.

708. IF YOU LACKING ONE THING

709. SOMEBODY ELSE AIN'T LACKING,

710. THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP.

711. I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT

712. YOU GOING ON THE RUNWAY, LOOKING

713. LIKE THAT.

714. I SAID NOTHING ABOUT YOUR LOOK.

715. OKAY, REALLY QUICK, MONICA,

716. YOU'RE FUMBLING A LITTLE BIT ON

717. THE LINES, SO WHEN YOU'RE DOING

718. THAT, JUST ACT UP.

719. JUST GET NASTY WITH IT.

720. OKAY.

721. IF YOU LACKING ONE THING...

722. SOMEBODY ELSE AIN'T LACKING,

723. THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP.

724. MONICA STARTED TO TALK HER

725. LINES, WHEN WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE

726. LIP-SYNCHING.

727. IT KIND OF THREW ME OFF A LITTLE

728. BIT.

729. I FELT LIKE I WAS JUST LETTING

730. YOU HAVE IT 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T

731. THROW IT BACK AT ME.

732. THROW IT BACK AT ME.

733. THIS IS NOT RUPAUL'S BEST

734. FRIEND RACE.

735. NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.

736. EW.

737. I'M LIKE, "UGH, I'M

738. FUCKING IT UP."

739. I'M NOT FOCUSED, AND I DON'T

740. HAVE MY 100% IN THIS COMPETITION

741. BECAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH GOING ON

742. IN MY HEAD.

743. I FEEL LIKE MONICA GETS A

744. LITTLE BIT NERVOUS, SO I'M

745. HOPING THAT SHE SHAKES OUT OF

746. THAT.

747. ROLASKATOX IS IN THE

748. BUILDING.

749. DING-DONG!

750. IT'S ALWAYS A LITTLE TENSE

751. ON ELIMINATION DAY.

752. I DO NOT WANT TO BE IN THE

753. FUCKING BOTTOM.

754. WE WON'T BE IN THE BOTTOM.

755. I PROMISE.

756. WE'RE SORT OF LOOKING AROUND

757. THE ROOM TO SEE WHO'S GONNA BE

758. ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK.

759. SOMETHING'S WITH MONICA.

760. I'M NOT SURE EXACTLY WHAT IT IS,

761. BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ON HER

762. MIND.

763. YOU ALL RIGHT?

764. I HAVE SO MUCH ON MY MIND,

765. AND I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE.

766. I'M PETRIFIED TO TELL THESE

767. GIRLS MY HUGE SECRET.

768. I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY'RE GONNA

769. TAKE IT.

770. IT IS HARD BEING HERE.

771. LISTEN, YOU'RE HERE FOR A

772. REASON.

773. YEAH.

774. YOU COULD TELL INSIDE SHE'S

775. JUST BREAKING DOWN.

776. I DON'T THINK SHE'S ALL HERE AT

777. THE COMPETITION.

778. AND WHAT?

779. WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE OF

780. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

781. MICHELLE VISAGE.

782. DARLING, THIS IS THE BEST SET

783. OF QUEENS YET.

784. FROM YOUR LIPS TO GOD'S EARS,

785. DARLING.

786. MWAH.

787. WELL, SHUT MY MOUTH.

788. IT'S SANTINO RICE.

789. OOF, MY FAIR LADY.

790. KRISTEN JOHNSTON, HOW ARE

791. YOU DOING TONIGHT?

792. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, BUT I'M

793. ACTUALLY VERY ATTRACTED TO YOU

794. RIGHT NOW.

795. JULIETTE LEWIS, YOU LOOK

796. G-G-G-GORGEOUS.

797. THANK YOU.

798. I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE.

799. THIS WEEK, OUR QUEENS PAID

800. LIP SERVICE TO DRAG RACE

801. HERSTORY.

802. AND TONIGHT, THEY'VE COME

803. DRESSED TO IMPRESS.

804. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES,

805. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

806. COMING UP...

807. THE LIP-SYNCHING WAS

808. COMPLETELY OFF.

809. WHAT THE "F"?

810. I DON'T WANT TO SEE BOOBS

811. WHEN I'M AT DRAG RACE.

812. COMMENCE SHAKEDOWN.

813. FIRST UP, LINEYSHA SPARX.

814. GORGEOUS. LOOK AT THOSE LEGS.

815. I'M LOOKING LATINA.

816. I FEEL CARIBENA.

817. TOTALLY FLAWLESS.

818. I WORE THAT AT THE BEACH LAST

819. WEEK.

820. I'LL MEET YOU AT THE

821. CABANA.

822. OH, YEAH.

823. HONEY MAHOGANY.

824. CAFTAN REALNESS.

825. I'M FEELING PRETTY FIERCE.

826. THIS LOOK IS GONNA SLAY THE

827. JUDGES.

828. JULIETTE, IS SHE WEARING A

829. CAPE FEAR?

830. HELLO!

831. IVY WINTERS.

832. WOW.

833. OH.

834. NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL

835. STILETTO.

836. BEING A CIRCUS QUEEN, I

837. DECIDED TO PULL OUT MY STILTS,

838. AND I DID A BUTTERFLY GODDESS

839. LOOK.

840. DOES ANYBODY HAVE A REALLY

841. BIG BUTTERFLY NET?

842. MWAH.

843. VIVIENNE PINAY.

844. SHE'S GOT HER OWN STILTS.

845. CHECK 'EM OUT.

846. YES.

847. SISSY THAT WALK, HONEY.

848. I'M WEARING A SICK GOLD

849. DRESS, LOW CUT, VERY SHORT,

850. LOOKS FUCKING FIERCE.

851. LITTLE GRECIAN GODDESS.

852. OH, MIGHTY ISIS-IS-IS-IS.

853. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

854. I THINK SHE'S CHOKING HER

855. DOG.

856. I HAVE MY CLUTCH IN MY LEFT

857. HAND AND MY BABY CHINCHILLA IN

858. MY RIGHT, AND I'M SERVING

859. RODEO DRIVE FISHNESS.

860. SHE WALKS LIKE A DRESSAGE

861. HORSE.

862. SERENA CHACHA, REPRESENTING

863. PANAMA.

864. THAT'S IT.

865. YOU CAN'T EVEN FIT THAT

866. THROUGH THE PANAMA CANAL.

867. WALKING AROUND IN THIS

868. CARNIVAL COSTUME FROM THE

869. REPUBLIC OF PANAMA IS A DREAM

870. COME TRUE.

871. PANTS-OFF DANCE-OFF.

872. YEAH.

873. JADE JOLIE.

874. IT'S THE MISSING RINGLING

875. SISTER.

876. SCREW THE RAINBOWS.

877. GIVE ME LEATHER.

878. I'M SERVING UP REAL LION

879. TAMER REALNESS.

880. BITCH, SEND IN THE CLOWNS.

881. OUR LITTLE JADE IS ALL GROWN

882. UP.

883. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

884. IF CHER HAD BREASTFED,

885. THIS IS WHAT SHE'D LOOK LIKE.

886. I LIKE TO HAVE THE FRINGE

887. GOING DOWN MY BOOBICLES

888. AND ON MY BOOTY AND WANT TO TRY

889. AND WIN TWO TIMES IN A ROW.

890. TITA TURTUR.

891. TURTUR.

892. TINA TITTIES.

893. JINKX MONSOON.

894. HOLLYWOOD GLAMOUR.

895. MEETS SPACE.

896. I AM SERVING UP HOLLYWOOD

897. 3012, SPACE-AGEY AND BEAUTIFUL.

898. VERY 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN.

899. YES!

900. MONICA BEVERLY HILLZ.

901. OH, YEAH.

902. CAN YOU PAY MY TELEPHONE

903. BILLS?

904. MY MONEYMAKER IS MY FACE.

905. I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT I'M

906. BEAUTIFUL.

907. THAT IS A NICE ASS.

908. AND IT'S NOT PADDED.

909. NATURAL-BORN THRILLER.

910. ALASKA.

911. THE 49TH STATE.

912. I'M TRYING TO GIVE SASS AND

913. FLIRT AND BE CUTE AND SELL THIS

914. GARMENT, SWEETIE.

915. PARTY GIRL ON HER WAY HOME.

916. OOPS, I LEFT MY PHONE INSIDE.

917. COCO MONTRESE.

918. > THIS IS PATTI LABELLE MEETS

919. ZIGGY STARDUST.

920. YES.

921. YES.

922. I LOVE FETISH, SO I THOUGHT

923. I'D GIVE SANTINO A LITTLE BIT

924. OF SOMETHING TO DREAM ABOUT

925. TONIGHT WHILE HE'S AT HOME.

926. YOU BETTER "ASS" SOMEBODY.

927. DAMN, GIRL.

928. DETOX.

929. OHH.

930. SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTY MAN.

931. TONIGHT I AM WEARING AN

932. OVER-THE-TOP GOWN AND FEELING

933. REALLY SICKENING.

934. HOW MANY BLACK COCKS HAVE

935. GONE INTO THAT OUTFIT?

936. WELCOME, LADIES.

937. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR VIRAL

938. VIDEOS.

939. FIRST UP, TEAM SERENA CHACHA.

940. IN THE INTERIOR ILLUSIONS

941. LOUNGE, SHANGELA AND MARIAH

942. CONFRONTED MIMI IMFURST.

943. YOU TOLD THEM YOU COULD DO

944. GLAMOUR AND YOU WERE

945. HIGH-FASHION.

946. DO YOU FEEL THAT YOU DELIVERED

947. THAT TODAY?

948. THAT'S THE QUESTION.

949. NO, BUT I DON'T THINK THAT

950. WAS THE CHALLENGE.

951. DON'T TIPTOE AROUND THE

952. ANSWER.

953. THE THING IS, YOU JUST TOLD US

954. THAT WHAT YOU DO IS CAMP.

955. YOU'LL NEVER BE GLAMOUR.

956. BOO, JUST 'CAUSE YOU GOT A

957. SUGAR DADDY WHO PAYS FOR

958. EVERYTHING FOR YOU—

959. OOH!

960. I'VE NEVER HAD A SUGAR DADDY.

961. IF I WANTED A SUGAR DADDY, YES,

962. I PROBABLY COULD GO OUT AND GET

963. ONE, BECAUSE I AM WHAT?

964. SICKENING, BITCH!

965. HEY, HEY!

966. NO, NO, NO, NO.

967. MEANWHILE, IN THE BAR,

968. DELTA GOSSIPED WITH RAJA.

969. MANILA WAS JUST THAT, LIKE,

970. AMALGAMATION OF EVERY ASIAN

971. STEREOTYPE.

972. SHE WAS, LIKE, CHINESE,

973. JAPANESE, DIRTY KNEES, LOOK AT

974. THESE.

975. REMEMBER THAT?

976. RIGHT, LIKE, SHE'S LIKE A

977. PLACE IN FRANCE WHERE THE NAKED

978. LADIES DANCE.

979. SHE WAS CAMBODI-CHINA-NO.

980. SHE WAS, LIKE,

981. MIDDLE-AMERICA'S INTERPRETATION

982. OF ASIAN PEOPLE, BUT WHEN THEY

983. CALL THEM ORIENTAL.

984. I WONDER IF PEOPLE TALK ABOUT US

985. THIS WAY.

986. ALL RIGHT.

987. WATCHING SERENA WAS LIKE

988. WATCHING AN OLD CHINESE MOVIE.

989. NEXT UP, TEAM IVY WINTERS.

990. IN THE GOLD BAR, TYRA DEFENDED

991. HER SINGING, WHICH INFURIATED

992. TATIANNA.

993. I'M NOT GONNA REPLAY IT

994. BECAUSE I ALREADY KNOW WHAT

995. HAPPENED, AND YOU ALREADY KNOW

996. WHAT HAPPENED.

997. OKAY, WELL, THEN—THEN

998. THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO SAY.

999. I'M NOT REPLAYING IT WITH YOU

1000. OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

1001. THERE ISN'T ANYTHING ELSE TO

1002. SAY.

1003. BUT WHY ARE YOU TALKING?

1004. WHY ARE YOU TALKING?

1005. ANYWAY, IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM

1006. WITH SOMEONE, ADDRESS IT.

1007. AND THAT'S PROBABLY WHY I SEEM

1008. LIKE A BITCH.

1009. IF I DON'T LIKE YOU, I DON'T

1010. LIKE YOU.

1011. AND I DON'T LIKE YOU.

1012. ARE YOU HAPPY?

1013. I DON'T LIKE YOU.

1014. I WAS NOT TALKING TO YOU.

1015. I'M SAYING IT TO YOUR FACE.

1016. THEN WHY ARE YOU LOOKING IN MY

1017. DIRECTION?

1018. BACK IN THE LOUNGE, THINGS

1019. WERE GETTING HEATED BETWEEN

1020. MORGAN AND MYSTIQUE.

1021. GO FIX YOUR HAIR.

1022. I DON'T NEED TO.

1023. FIX YOUR MUG.

1024. I DON'T NEED TO FIX MY MUG,

1025. BITCH!

1026. HONEY, YOU DO NEED TO FIX

1027. YOUR MUG.

1028. SWEETIE.

1029. YOU HAVE NO MANNERS.

1030. HOW DO I HAVE NO—NO MANNERS?

1031. NO CLASS AND NO MANNERS.

1032. NO CLASS, NO MANNERS?

1033. YOU PISS ME OFF SOME MORE, I

1034. WILL WHOOP YOUR FUCKING ASS.

1035. BITCH, I AM FROM CHICAGO.

1036. I'M ACTUALLY SUPER CONFIDENT

1037. THAT I'M GONNA BE THE WINNER OF

1038. THE CHALLENGE BECAUSE I FEEL

1039. LIKE I TURNED IT OUT.

1040. NEXT UP, TEAM DETOX.

1041. IN THE GOLD BAR, JIGGLY WAS MAD

1042. AT LASHAUWN.

1043. I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE BEST

1044. BUDDIES, BITCH!

1045. NEITHER AM I.

1046. I'M NOT HERE TO BE YOUR

1047. FRIEND.

1048. THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!

1049. YOU BEEN EVERYBODY'S B.F.F. AND

1050. KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI-KI. NO.

1051. CLEARLY I DON'T GET ALONG

1052. WITH YOU.

1053. THAT'S FINE.

1054. I DON'T HAVE TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

1055. THIS IS NOT RUPAUL'S BEST FRIEND

1056. RACE.

1057. NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.

1058. BACK IN THE LOUNGE, SHARON

1059. DEFENDED HERSELF FOR CALLING

1060. PHI PHI O'HARA CUTTHROAT.

1061. I WASN'T TARNISHING YOUR—

1062. BULLSHIT.

1063. I SAID YOU WERE CUTTHROAT

1064. AND YOU HOGGED THAT

1065. CHOREOGRAPHY, WHICH IS TRUE.

1066. BECAUSE I'M FUCKING FIERCE,

1067. AND I'M GOOD AT WHAT I DO?

1068. NO, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT

1069. FUCKING LIED, SAYING I'M JUST

1070. HERE FOR A TRIP.

1071. WE ALL KNOW THAT'S A JOKE.

1072. BULLSHIT.

1073. EVERY FUCKING TIME.

1074. IT'S BULLSHIT.

1075. NO, YOU'RE BULLSHIT.

1076. OH, MY LORD.

1077. LADIES, YOU ALL DID AN

1078. AMAZING JOB.

1079. BUT ONE GROUP WAS MORE IN SYNCH

1080. THAN THE OTHERS.

1081. THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S MAIN

1082. CHALLENGE IS...

1083. COMING UP...

1084. IS THAT A PROSTHETIC NOSE?

1085. YOU WERE LIKE CHEWBACCA IN

1086. DRAG.

1087. IS THIS REALLY YOUR BEST

1088. DRAG?

1089. LADIES, ONE GROUP WAS MORE IN

1090. SYNCH THAN THE OTHERS.

1091. THE WINNER IS...

1092. TEAM IVY WINTERS.

1093. YAY!

1094. YAY.

1095. BUT ONE OF YOU REALLY

1096. LIP-SMACKED THE COMPETITION...

1097. LINEYSHA SPARX.

1098. OH.

1099. YOU'VE WON A COUTURE LATEX

1100. OUTFIT FROM SIREN LATEX, PLUS

1101. IMMUNITY FROM ELIMINATION NEXT

1102. WEEK.

1103. YOU MAY LEAVE THE STAGE.

1104. YES.

1105. SEE YOU GUYS.

1106. LADIES, IT'S TIME FOR THE

1107. JUDGES' CRITIQUES.

1108. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

1109. YOUR SHANGELA LIP-SYNCHING

1110. WAS—

1111. WAS BETTER THAN SHANGELA.

1112. I DO A BIT OF ACTING MYSELF

1113. ON THE SIDE.

1114. BUT I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE

1115. TRANSFORM, AND I DIDN'T

1116. RECOGNIZE YOU.

1117. THAT'S A GOOD THING.

1118. YEAH.

1119. SERENA CHACHA.

1120. WHAT THE "F" WAS WITH THAT

1121. LITTLE TEENY FLAG?

1122. YOU COME OUT WITH THIS GINORMOUS

1123. THING AND, LIKE,

1124. THE PANTIES ARE ALMOST

1125. ABUELA, GRANDMA PANTIES.

1126. AND THE LIP-SYNCHING WAS

1127. COMPLETELY OFF.

1128. IT WAS JUST KIND OF

1129. UNCOMFORTABLE TO WATCH TOO.

1130. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

1131. MARIAH—IT WAS A GREAT

1132. LIP-SYNCH, AND YOU GAVE IT

1133. OVER-THE-TOP MARIAH-ISMS.

1134. WITH ALL THE FRINGE HANGING

1135. DOWN AND THE COLOR, I THOUGHT

1136. THAT YOU WERE LIKE CHEWBACCA

1137. IN DRAG.

1138. SHUT UP, SANTINO, BECAUSE

1139. THAT'S PERFECTION.

1140. COME ON.

1141. ALL RIGHT, JINKX MONSOON.

1142. THE HAIR WAS A LITTLE

1143. THIRSTY.

1144. I TRIED TO TEASE IT, BUT I

1145. JUST PISSED IT OFF, I KNOW.

1146. YEAH, IT'S THAT—

1147. YOUR MIMI—I COULDN'T TAKE MY

1148. EYES OFF YOU.

1149. YOU'RE BANANAS, AND I LOVE IT.

1150. JADE JOLIE.

1151. YOUR DELTA—WORK!--

1152. WAS HILAR.

1153. THANK YOU.

1154. YOU SHOULD'VE PRACTICED WITH

1155. THAT WHIP, THOUGH, A LITTLE BIT

1156. MORE.

1157. IF YOU'RE GONNA WALK WITH A

1158. WHIP, YOU BETTER CRACK THAT

1159. SHIT.

1160. AM I ALLOWED TO SAY WHIP?

1161. JUST KIDDING.

1162. MONICA BEVERLY HILLZ.

1163. JIGGLY'S PROBABLY ONE OF THE

1164. BIGGEST CHARACTERS, AND YOU LET

1165. THAT COMPLETELY GO AWAY.

1166. ALSO, ON YOUR RUNWAY AS WELL,

1167. I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE YOU'RE SAD

1168. TODAY OR IT'S A HARD DAY.

1169. YOU'RE KIND OF DISCONNECTED.

1170. MONICA, TELL ME.

1171. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?

1172. IT'S TRUE, WHAT YOU'RE

1173. SAYING.

1174. THERE IS A LOT GOING THROUGH MY

1175. HEAD.

1176. I FEEL I'M NOT HERE.

1177. I'VE JUST BEEN HOLDING A SECRET

1178. IN AND TRYING SO HARD, AND—

1179. WHAT SECRET?

1180. I'M NOT JUST A DRAG QUEEN.

1181. I'M A TRANSGENDERED WOMAN.

1182. EVER SINCE I GOT HERE, I'VE BEEN

1183. LYING TO MYSELF AND TO OTHER

1184. PEOPLE.

1185. I'M A TRANSGENDER WOMAN.

1186. THE ONLY WAY I'M GONNA BE ABLE

1187. TO GIVE 100%, IF I COME CLEAN.

1188. I FEEL LIKE I'M NOT BEING

1189. MYSELF.

1190. EVERY DAY IS HARD.

1191. I INVITED YOU HERE BECAUSE

1192. YOU ARE FIERCE.

1193. YOU DESERVE TO BE HERE,

1194. AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE.

1195. YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF,

1196. AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO DOES NOT

1197. BELIEVE IS YOU.

1198. STAY STRONG, MONICA BEVERLY

1199. HILLZ.

1200. I WILL.

1201. I THINK SHE'S HERE NOW.

1202. I THINK YOU'RE HERE TOO.

1203. IT FELT GOOD TO SAY THAT.

1204. MONICA HAS BEEN THROUGH

1205. EVERYTHING.

1206. RIGHT NOW, SHE'S MY HERO.

1207. SHE'S THE STRONGEST GIRL IN THIS

1208. COMPETITION.

1209. ALL RIGHT.

1210. ALASKA, THE 49TH STATE.

1211. HI.

1212. THE PHI PHI—

1213. IS THIS REALLY YOUR BEST

1214. DRAG?

1215. THIS IS ACTUALLY DETOX'S BEST

1216. DRAG.

1217. COCO MONTRESE.

1218. I THINK THAT EVERYTHING IS

1219. FLAWLESS.

1220. YOU'RE YUMMY.

1221. IF IT EVER COMES DOWN TO

1222. LIP-SYNCHING AGAINST COCO,

1223. I FEAR FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE

1224. OF YOU BECAUSE SHE IS NO JOKE.

1225. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

1226. YOUR SHARON NEEDLES SCARED

1227. ME.

1228. AND THAT'S HARD.

1229. YOU'VE BEEN AROUND A LITTLE

1230. BIT, I CAN TELL, RIGHT?

1231. OH, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO

1232. SAY?

1233. BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.

1234. JUST A LITTLE VIBE OF THAT

1235. COMING FROM YOU.

1236. JUST LOOSEN UP A LITTLE BIT ON

1237. EVERYTHING.

1238. IT'S A SHOCK TO HEAR THAT I'M

1239. OVERCONFIDENT.

1240. THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I'VE BEEN

1241. WANTING TO DO FOR YEARS,

1242. AND TO FINALLY BE HERE,

1243. I'M HUMBLED.

1244. I THINK WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

1245. WHILE YOU ENJOY AN ABSOLUT

1246. COCKTAIL IN THE INTERIOR

1247. ILLUSIONS LOUNGE, THE JUDGES AND

1248. I WILL DELIBERATE.

1249. ALL RIGHT, NOW, JUST BETWEEN US

1250. "GOYLS"...

1251. ALYSSA EDWARDS.

1252. SHE REVEALED THIS WHOLE OTHER

1253. TALENT WITH THE LIP-SYNCHING.

1254. I LOVE HER MOUTH SO MUCH.

1255. IT'S VERY HARD FOR ME TO TAKE

1256. EVERYTHING ELSE IN.

1257. I GET HYPNOTIZED.

1258. ALL RIGHT, SERENA CHACHA.

1259. I HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY

1260. HEART FOR RAJA, AND SHE GOT

1261. NOTHING RIGHT.

1262. DON'T SWIM IN THE BIG POND UNTIL

1263. YOU GOT YOUR LITTLE FLOATIES ON,

1264. GIRLFRIEND.

1265. I SEE IMPROVEMENT.

1266. IS IT ENOUGH IMPROVEMENT?

1267. I'M NOT SURE.

1268. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

1269. HER PERFORMANCE AS MARIAH,

1270. IT WAS SPOT-ON.

1271. YEAH.

1272. BUT I DON'T WANT TO SEE

1273. BOOBS.

1274. I MEAN—

1275. WHY ARE YOU SITTING NEXT TO

1276. MICHELLE, THEN?

1277. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

1278. I DON'T WANT TO SEE BOOBS

1279. WHEN I'M AT DRAG RACE.

1280. JINKX MONSOON.

1281. THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE

1282. OFFENSIVE, BUT IS THAT A

1283. PROSTHETIC NOSE TONIGHT?

1284. NO, THAT IS HER REAL NOSE.

1285. OH, MY GOD.

1286. SO DO YOU THINK THAT, THE WAY

1287. SHE SHADED IT, IT LOOKED ALMOST

1288. ALICE THE GOON-ISH?

1289. YEAH.

1290. THAT SAID, SHE'S CERTAINLY

1291. THE BEST ACTRESS UP THERE.

1292. I MEAN, SHE'S PHENOMENAL.

1293. JADE JOLIE.

1294. HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR HER

1295. PORTRAYAL OF DELTA, THAT WHOLE

1296. THING WOULD'VE BEEN UNWATCHABLE.

1297. I'M A LITTLE BORED.

1298. YOU KNOW, COME ON.

1299. FAT SUIT, FUNNY.

1300. MONICA BEVERLY HILLZ,

1301. WHO CONFESSED TO US THAT SHE

1302. ACTUALLY IS IN THE MIDDLE OF

1303. TRANSITIONING.

1304. GOOD FOR HER.

1305. I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT.

1306. SHE'S GONNA HAVE A GREAT LIFE.

1307. BUT SHE DIDN'T EMBODY ANY

1308. JIGGLY.

1309. SHE COULD'VE GONE ALL THE WAY

1310. AND BLACKED OUT SOME TEETH.

1311. YES! YOU COULD'VE EVEN DONE

1312. HER EXPRESSION, YOU KNOW,

1313. THAT, LIKE—

1314. I DON'T SEE THE PERFORMER.

1315. ALASKA.

1316. HER PHI PHI WAS FANTASTIC.

1317. I ACTUALLY THINK HER

1318. PERFORMANCE REALLY FAILED.

1319. I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER THE TOP

1320. IN NOT A FUNNY WAY.

1321. COCO MONTRESE.

1322. SHE IS SUCH A BADASS.

1323. THE LIP-SYNCHING SHE HAD DOWN

1324. TO A TEE.

1325. HER LASHAUWN WAS BEYOND

1326. LASHAUWN.

1327. DETOX.

1328. FLAWLESS AND BEAUTIFUL.

1329. IT JUST DIDN'T DO IT FOR ME.

1330. SHE DIDN'T DO IT FOR ME.

1331. SHE KIND OF FEELS LIKE SHE'S

1332. FIGURED IT ALL OUT.

1333. YOU LOVE HER. WE GET IT.

1334. NO, I LOVE ALL OF THEM.

1335. SILENCE!

1336. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1337. THANK GOD.

1338. WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1339. BASED ON YOUR PERFORMANCES IN

1340. THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE AND ON THE

1341. MAIN STAGE, I'VE MADE SOME

1342. DECISIONS.

1343. MONICA BEVERLY HILLZ,

1344. PLEASE STEP FORWARD.

1345. SERENA CHACHA.

1346. MONICA, YOUR PERFORMANCE THIS

1347. WEEK WAS A LITTLE TOO JIGGLY

1348. AND NOT ENOUGH CALIENTE.

1349. AND, SERENA, AS TEAM LEADER,

1350. YOU FORGOT TO COVER YOUR OWN

1351. ASS.

1352. I'M SORRY, MY DEARS, BUT YOU

1353. ARE BOTH UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1354. THE REST OF YOU...

1355. MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1356. IT WAS NO SURPRISE TO ME THAT

1357. I WAS GONNA BE ON THE BOTTOM

1358. TWO.

1359. I SHOULD'VE SAID

1360. SOMETHING EARLIER.

1361. BOTTOM TWO AGAIN.

1362. FUCK MY LIFE.

1363. TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

1364. LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

1365. TO IMPRESS ME, TO SAVE YOURSELF

1366. FROM ELIMINATION.

1367. THE TIME HAS COME...

1368. TO LIP-SYNCH...

1369. FOR YOUR LIFE.

1370. SORRY, SERENA.

1371. I'M GONNA LIP-SYNCH FOR MY

1372. MOTHERFUCKING LIFE.

1373. GOOD LUCK.

1374. AND DON'T FUCK IT UP.

1375. I THINK I'M THE BIGGER

1376. CONTENDER, HONESTLY.

1377. I THINK I HAVE A LOT MORE THAN

1378. SHE HAS.

1379. OH, MY GOD.

1380. SERENA DID A SPLIT.

1381. OH, WAIT, SHE DID THAT LAST

1382. TIME.

1383. MONICA IS SLAYING THE HELL

1384. OUT OF SERENA, AND I'M VERY

1385. HAPPY.

1386. SERENA CAN GET THE HELL OUT OF

1387. HERE.

1388. WHOA!

1389. LADIES, I'VE MADE MY

1390. DECISION.

1391. MONICA BEVERLY HILLZ,

1392. SHANTE. YOU STAY.

1393. YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1394. THANK YOU.

1395. SERENA CHACHA, YOU ARE A

1396. YOUNG AND TALENTED QUEEN WITH

1397. SO MUCH MORE TO SHOW THE WORLD.

1398. KEEP ON KEEPING ON, PANA-MAMA.

1399. NOW SASHAY AWAY.

1400. THANK YOU.

1401. IT SUCKS.

1402. I FEEL LIKE THERE WAS A LOT MORE

1403. TO OFFER.

1404. BUT THERE'S NOTHING I WOULD

1405. CHANGE, EXCEPT FOR NOT BEING

1406. TEAM CAPTAIN.

1407. TO THE OTHER QUEENS, PICK UP A

1408. BOOK AND GO READ.

1409. ONE DOZEN QUEENS,

1410. ONE STEP CLOSER TO BECOMING

1411. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

1412. NOW REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE

1413. YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL

1414. YOU GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1415. CAN I GET AN AMEN UP IN HERE?

1416. AMEN!

1417. NOW LET THE MUSIC PLAY.