RuPaul's Drag Race 5x12

1. PREVIOUSLY ON RUPAUL'S DRAG

2. RACE...

3. WE'RE THROWING THE FIRST EVER

4. SUGAR BALL.

5. ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT

6. BECOMING AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

7. SUPERSTAR?

8. YOU'RE WRONG, JINKX, ON THE

9. LOLLIPOP.

10. ROXXXY'S GRASPING AT STRAWS

11. TO TRY TO SHAKE ME.

12. JINKX, YOUR SWEET 16 PARTY

13. GIRL—16 GOING ON 47.

14. IT'S UNFORTUNATE THAT THERE'S

15. A DISCONNECT AND IT MAKES ME

16. QUESTION YOUR TASTE LEVEL.

17. ALASKA, YOU'RE THE WINNER OF

18. THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE.

19. JINKX MONSOON...

20. SHANTE, YOU STAY.

21. DETOX, SASHAY AWAY.

22. HOLY.

23. DETOX JUST WENT HOME.

24. THIS HAS BEEN THE HARDEST

25. ELIMINATION FOR ME.

26. MY BABY.

27. WHAT GIANT LIPS SHE HAS.

28. IF I WAS ON THAT JUDGES'

29. PANEL, JINKX WOULD HAVE BEEN

30. GONE.

31. JINKX DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE

32. HERE.

33. NO OFFENSE, JINKX, BUT I KNOW

34. WHAT THEY WERE SAYING ABOUT

35. LOOKING 70 'CAUSE YOU DID LOOK A

36. LITTLE OLDER.

37. BUT THAT'S HOW JINKX MONSOON

38. WOULD HAVE LOOKED.

39. SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN 16 IN THE

40. '70s.

41. I KNOW ROXXXY IS UPSET THAT SHE

42. DOESN'T GET TO GO THROUGH THIS

43. LAST PART OF THE COMPETITION

44. WITH HER BEST FRIEND.

45. BUT I'M NOT GONNA STOP FIGHTING

46. FOR THIS UNTIL THE VERY, VERY

47. END.

48. ONE OF THE THREE OF US IS

49. GOING TO WIN $100,000.

50. HOW MANY CHALLENGES HAVE YOU

51. WON, JINKX?

52. TWO.

53. WE'VE ALL WON TWO.

54. YOU'VE WON TWO AND I'VE WON

55. TWO.

56. OOH, AN EVEN PLAYING GROUND

57. EXCEPT I'VE NEVER LIP-SYNCED.

58. I'M COMING RIGHT OFF WINNING

59. LAST WEEK'S CHALLENGE.

60. SO I JUST SAY BRING IT ON,

61. DARLING.

62. ALASKA IS BACK IN FULL FORCE.

63. ALASKA THINKS SHE CAN JUST

64. SLIDE RIGHT UNDERNEATH THE RADAR

65. AND GO FOR THE CROWN.

66. BUT GUESS WHAT, BITCH.

67. I'M NOT GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN.

68. ALASKA, MY DEAR, SASHAY AWAY.

69. WORDS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR.

70. THE WINNER OF RUPAUL'S DRAG

71. RACE RECEIVES A SICKENING

72. SUPPLY OF COLOREVOLUTION

73. COSMETICS, A LUXURY TRIP

74. COURTESY OF ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL,

75. HEADLINE LOGO'S DRAG RACE TOUR

76. FEATURING ABSOLUT VODKA—

77. COCKTAILS PERFECTED—AND A CASH

78. PRIZE OF $100,000.

79. WHERE MY TOP THREE AT?

80. AW, LOOK.

81. I HAVE A NOTE.

82. OH, MY GOSH.

83. A LITTLE NOTE FROM DETOXY.

84. IT SAYS, "ROXXXY, THIS WAS

85. SUCH AN AMAZING JOURNEY AND I'M

86. SO THANKFUL TO HAVE MADE IT WITH

87. YOU."

88. MINE SAYS, "LASKY, YOU'RE

89. TERRIBLE.

90. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH."

91. AND—AND I DIDN'T GET A NOTE.

92. YOU DIDN'T GET A NOTE?

93. NO.

94. WELL, HERE. I'LL MAKE ONE UP

95. FROM DETOX TO YOU.

96. "JINKX, YOU SENT ME HOME, YOU

97. MESS."

98. OOH, GIRL.

99. YOU'VE GOT SHEMAIL.

100. LADIES, MAKE A CASE WHY YOU

101. SHOULD BE AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

102. SUPERSTAR AND YOU COULD BE

103. AWARDED A JUDGMENT OF $100,000.

104. AND IF YOU'RE REALLY LUCKY, YOU

105. MIGHT EVEN GET A HUNG JURY.

106. WHAT?

107. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

108. SHE HAS LEGS.

109. AND I KNOW HOW TO USE 'EM.

110. THE FINAL THREE!

111. CONDRAGULATIONS.

112. RUPAUL IS GETTING SOME

113. LAST-MINUTE COSMETIC PROCEDURES.

114. SO HE ASKED ME TO TELL YOU ALL

115. ABOUT YOUR FINAL CHALLENGE.

116. AND IT'S A DOOZY.

117. THIS WEEK, YOU'LL BE STARRING

118. WITH RUPAUL IN THE OFFICIAL

119. MUSIC VIDEO FOR THE BEGINNING.

120. YOU'LL BE WORKING WITH

121. CHOREOGRAPHER CANDIS CAYNE.

122. CONTINENTAL.

123. AND THEN, WITH DIRECTOR

124. MATHU ANDERSEN, YOU'LL BE

125. SHOOTING A DRAMATIC COURTROOM

126. SCENE.

127. AND EACH OF YOU WILL BE PLAYING

128. DEFENDANT, DEFENSE ATTORNEY, AND

129. PROSECUTOR.

130. ALL THREE PARTS.

131. AND ON THE MAIN STAGE, YOU'LL

132. NEED TO DEFEND YOUR LIFE AND

133. CONVINCE THE JUDGES AND THE

134. WORLD WHY YOU DESERVE TO BE

135. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

136. IF THERE'S SOMETHING IN THIS

137. COMPETITION THAT I'VE BEEN

138. WAITING FOR, IT'S TO EXPRESS TO

139. THESE JUDGES WHY I SHOULD BE

140. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

141. TO HELP YOU BUILD AN IRONCLAD

142. CASE, YOU'LL EACH HAVE

143. ONE-ON-ONE TIME WITH MEGA

144. ATTORNEY GLORIA ALLRED.

145. AND IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH,

146. YOU'RE HAVING LUNCH WITH RUPAUL

147. TOO.

148. OH, MY GOD.

149. SO DON'T IT UP.

150. HELLO, GIRLS.

151. HI.

152. LAST YEAR, I HAD

153. CHOREOGRAPHY, BUT TO STEP IT UP,

154. I THOUGHT I WOULD ADD A LITTLE

155. CHIFFONOGRAPHY.

156. TODAY, WE'RE GOING FOR A

157. SEDUCTIVE, GODDESS-Y THEME.

158. A LOT OF FANS, A LOT OF HAIR, A

159. LOT OF CHIFFON IN THE FAN.

160. I WANT YOU TO BE SEXY, SOFT,

161. BEAUTIFUL.

162. OKAY.

163. FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.

164. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,

165. FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.

166. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,

167. FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.

168. ALASKA, YOU'RE GETTING

169. NERVOUS, IT SEEMS LIKE.

170. AND THINK ABOUT NOT TURNING IN.

171. 'CAUSE THAT'S KINDA NOT THE

172. CHOREOGRAPHY.

173. I'M MAKING A FOOL OF MYSELF

174. IN FRONT OF CANDIS CAYNE.

175. ALL RIGHT, GIRLS.

176. WE'RE GONNA DO SOME HAIROGRAPHY.

177. BRING ME MY FAN.

178. THE BASIC POINT OF FAN USE IS

179. ALL ABOUT FLICKING YOUR HAIR.

180. THE FAST AND THEN THE SLOW.

181. VERY GOOD.

182. I AM DEFINITELY THE MOST

183. SEXY.

184. I KNOW HOW TO WORK SOME

185. MOTHERHAIR.

186. AND, UH, I LIKE BEING BLOWN.

187. GIVE ME GODDESS.

188. TRY NOT TO LET YOUR HAIR IN YOUR

189. FACE.

190. UH...

191. THIS IS CHALLENGING

192. CHOREOGRAPHY.

193. THINK MORE BEYONCE AND LESS

194. COUSIN IT.

195. BUT, YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE TOP

196. THREE AND I REALLY NEED THEM TO

197. STEP UP.

198. WHIP IT.

199. BONJOUR.

200. IT'S TIME FOR US TO SHOOT A

201. MUSIC VIDEO FOR RUPAUL'S

202. THE BEGINNING.

203. NICE CAR.

204. THE BASIC IDEA HERE IS THAT

205. YOU'RE DRIVING INTO THE WILD

206. BLUE YONDER AND YOU'RE GOING TO

207. FLY TO HEAVEN.

208. WOW.

209. ACTION.

210. WHOA!

211. WHOA!

212. AND LEFT.

213. OH!

214. OKAY, WE HAVE A TRAGEDY.

215. OH, SHE TRYING TO PULL THE

216. PATCH!

217. DEAR GOD, DO I REALLY HAVE TO BE

218. ATTACHED TO HER NOW TOO?

219. DRIVE, DRIVE, STOP!

220. WHOA!

221. WHAT?

222. JINKX KIND OF TOOK OVER,

223. GOING CRAZY AND HAVING FUN.

224. AND HERE SHE IS.

225. IT'S MAMA RU.

226. OH, MY LORD.

227. ALASKA, SHAKE YOUR HAIR OUT.

228. ALASKA, DID YOU NOT GET THE

229. CONCEPT OF HAIROGRAPHY?

230. AFRO?

231. OKAY, WE'VE SPED THIS SONG UP

232. 11/2 TIMES SO THAT WHEN WE

233. SLOW IT DOWN, THE EFFECT WILL

234. BE LIP-SYNCING PERFECTLY TO THE

235. SONG.

236. LET THE CHIPMUNKERY BEGIN.

237. CUE THE MUSIC.

238. WHAT?

239. AND NOW WE HAVE TO SELL THE

240. LIP-SYNC AT DOUBLE THE SPEED?

241. I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING INSANE.

242. CUT.

243. LET THE CHIFFON DRIFT.

244. GIVE ME MYSTERY.

245. CUT.

246. ALASKA'S MOVEMENT IS A LITTLE

247. AWKWARD.

248. SHE HAD TROUBLE WITH THE

249. CHIFFONOGRAPHY.

250. CUT.

251. BEAUTIFUL.

252. YEAH! SPIN!

253. ROXXXY DID GREAT HAIR

254. MOVEMENT.

255. GIVE IT A SPIN, ROXXXY!

256. SHE HAD HER LIP-SYNC DOWN

257. REALLY GOOD.

258. YAY!

259. NICE.

260. GOOD JOB, ROXXXY.

261. AMAZING.

262. ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

263. GIVE ME GODDESS.

264. HIT IT!

265. SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.

266. AND ONE, LOOK, THREE, FOUR,

267. FIVE.

268. CUT.

269. I NEED YOU TO BE ON, ALASKA.

270. IT'S ABOUT PRECISION, PRECISION,

271. PRECISION.

272. FROM THE TOP.

273. FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.

274. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

275. PICK IT UP, ALASKA.

276. CUT.

277. THE OTHER GIRLS ARE DOING

278. REALLY GOOD AND THEIR HAIR IS

279. FLOWING AND THEIR CHIFFON IS

280. FLOWING IN THE RIGHT PLACES,

281. AND I'M, LIKE, TERRIBLE AND THIS

282. IS AWFUL.

283. WHAT ARE YOUR WINNING

284. QUALITIES?

285. UM...

286. YOU NEED TO BELIEVE IN

287. YOURSELF.

288. FOR YOU TO JUST DISCREDIT ALL

289. MY WORK—

290. I KNOW, YOU'RE THE VICTIM.

291. I HAVE DONE WELL IN THIS

292. COMPETITION AND I LOVE WHAT I

293. DO.

294. HUH?

295. HI.

296. HI, ALASKA.

297. GLORIA ALLRED IS A MEGA

298. LAWYER WHO IS KNOWN FOR TAKING

299. ON REALLY HIGH-PROFILE CASES.

300. MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE.

301. TOMORROW, WE ARE GOING TO

302. HAVE TO PRESENT OUR FINAL

303. ARGUMENTS AS TO WHY WE SHOULD BE

304. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

305. LET'S GO RIGHT TO WHAT YOUR

306. CASE IS GONNA BE.

307. WHAT ARE YOUR WINNING QUALITIES

308. THAT ARE UNIQUE TO YOU?

309. I HAVE STAR QUALITY.

310. THE "X" FACTOR.

311. THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

312. GIVE ME SPECIFICS.

313. WHAT IS YOUR MOST IMPORTANT

314. STRENGTH?

315. UM...

316. JUST LAY IT ON ME.

317. WELL, I MEAN, I GUESS WE CAN

318. SEE WHICH ONE YOU THINK IS THE

319. MOST IMPACTFUL.

320. OKAY, BUT YOU NEED TO BELIEVE

321. IN YOURSELF.

322. NOW, WHEN YOU GO OUT THERE TO

323. MAKE YOUR ARGUMENT, YOU'RE GONNA

324. NEED TO MAKE IT WITH CONFIDENCE.

325. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THAT?

326. HELLO, MOTHER.

327. HI, JINKX.

328. HOW'S TRICKS?

329. TRICKS ARE FOR KIDS.

330. I'M A LADY.

331. LISTEN, I HOPE YOU HAVE AN

332. APPETITE.

333. OH, YES.

334. THIS LOOKS MORE THAN I CAN

335. HANDLE.

336. NOW, JINKX, WHAT DO YOU THINK

337. YOUR LIFE'S GONNA BE LIKE?

338. WHAT—WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO?

339. IT'S BEEN MY LIFE DREAM EVER

340. SINCE I STARTED DOING DRAG TO DO

341. DRAG ON BROADWAY.

342. I COULD SEE YOU AS BLANCHE

343. DU BOIS.

344. I COULD SEE THAT TOO.

345. SO WHAT WAS IT LIKE FOR YOU

346. GROWING UP?

347. I KNOW THAT YOU HAD TO SORT OF

348. GROW UP REALLY FAST.

349. MM-HMM.

350. TELL ME ABOUT THAT.

351. I HAD NO REAL MOTHER IN MY

352. HOUSE WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER

353. BECAUSE OF HER ALCOHOLISM.

354. THERE WERE TIMES WHERE ME AND MY

355. BROTHERS WOULDN'T HAVE GONE TO

356. SCHOOL THAT DAY IF I HADN'T

357. GOTTEN US UP.

358. WHAT EFFECT HAS THAT HAD ON

359. WHO YOU ARE AS JINKX MONSOON?

360. THIS IS MY WAY OF MAKING

361. PEACE WITH A DARK CHILDHOOD AND

362. MAKE LIGHT OF THE DISHEVELED

363. KIND OF CRAZY, KOOKY MOM.

364. AND THEN I ADAPT IT INTO MY

365. MATURE DRAG QUEEN FROM

366. YESTERYEAR CHARACTER.

367. RIGHT, SO—AND SO YOU'RE

368. SAVING THE BRITNEY SPEARS PART

369. OF YOUR CAREER FOR LATER.

370. IT NEVER EVEN OCCURRED TO ME

371. BEFORE MY LUNCH WITH RU THAT

372. MAYBE THE REASON I DO DRAG AS AN

373. OLDER CHARACTER IS BECAUSE I

374. NEVER REALLY CONNECTED WITH MY

375. CHILDHOOD.

376. I THINK YOU'RE A REALLY

377. BRIGHT STAR AND I'M SO HAPPY

378. YOU'RE HERE.

379. THANK YOU.

380. I'M HAPPY I'M HERE TOO.

381. AND I'M NOT GONNA EAT THESE.

382. I'M GONNA MAKE A NECKLACE OUT OF

383. 'EM.

384. OH, GOOD.

385. WHAT ARE YOUR UNIQUE

386. STRENGTHS THAT SHOULD PERSUADE

387. THE JUDGES AND EVERYONE ELSE TO

388. VOTE FOR YOU?

389. MY UNIQUE STRENGTHS ARE THAT

390. I HAVE SHOWN YOU THAT TIME AFTER

391. TIME, WHEN PRESENTED CHALLENGES,

392. THAT I COULD SUCCEED EVEN WHEN

393. I DIDN'T BELIEVE I COULD.

394. AND I LEARNED THAT NOT BEING

395. PERFECT IS BEING PERFECT.

396. OKAY, LET'S STOP RIGHT NOW.

397. WHAT YOU DON'T WANT IS YOU DON'T

398. WANT KINDA PAGEANT BABBLE.

399. OKAY.

400. AS THE KIDS WOULD SAY, KEEP

401. IT REAL.

402. YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THAT?

403. YEAH.

404. ALL RIGHT.

405. WHAT ARE SOME OF THE OBSTACLES

406. THAT YOU HAVE FACED AND HOW HAVE

407. YOU OVERCOME THOSE OBSTACLES?

408. ACTUALLY BEFORE COMING TO

409. THIS COMPETITION, I WANTED TO

410. QUIT DOING DRAG.

411. I WAS DONE.

412. I WAS DONE WITH THE CRITICISM

413. FROM THE AUDIENCE.

414. I WAS DONE WITH NOBODY WANTING

415. TO DATE ME BECAUSE I'M A DRAG

416. QUEEN.

417. OKAY, BUT HOW DID YOU

418. OVERCOME IT?

419. WOMAN, CAN I SPEAK?

420. REMEMBER, I WANNA...

421. YEAH. I—WELL—

422. GET THE NEGATIVE INTO THE

423. POSITIVE.

424. I OVERCAME IT BY REALIZING

425. THAT GOD HAS GIVEN ME A GIFT.

426. AND I CONSIDER MYSELF A

427. CHAMELEON.

428. 'CAUSE WHEN THE LIGHTS, CAMERA,

429. ACTION, THAT CURTAIN OPENS AND

430. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S COMING

431. OUT, THAT'S THE EXCITEMENT OF

432. GOING TO A DRAG SHOW.

433. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY ARE SOME

434. OF THE WEAKNESSES OF YOUR

435. COMPETITORS, ROXXXY?

436. JINKX NEEDS TO STOP BEING

437. SUCH A ONE-SHTICK KIND OF GIRL.

438. ALASKA, IN THE KIDS' SHOW, CAME

439. OUT AS A BOY.

440. THIS IS A DRAG COMPETITION.

441. WHERE'S THE BEAUTY?

442. WHERE'S THE CREATIVITY?

443. IT PISSES ME OFF.

444. YOU'RE SHOWING PASSION, SO

445. THAT'S ALL GOOD.

446. BUT HOW CAN YOU SAY THIS WITHOUT

447. BEING TOO KINDA CATTY?

448. HELLO, ALASKA.

449. HI.

450. NOW, IF YOU WIN, WHAT WOULD IT

451. BE LIKE TO BE PART OF DRAG'S

452. FIRST ROYAL COUPLE?

453. WOW, I WOULD FEEL JUST LIKE

454. KATE MIDDLETON.

455. I WOULD RULE THE DRAG WORLD WITH

456. DIGNITY AND GRACE AND LOTS OF

457. LACE FRONT WIGS.

458. TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW

459. ABOUT YOU.

460. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?

461. I HAVE A FEAR OF DYING.

462. WHY?

463. BECAUSE I F—I'VE WORKED—

464. I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO GET SO

465. MANY THINGS IN MY LIFE THAT I'M

466. SO HAPPY TO HAVE.

467. AND I GUESS IT'S JUST A FEAR OF,

468. LIKE, LOSING THAT.

469. LIKE, MY RELATIONSHIP WITH

470. SHARON.

471. IT'S LIKE A CASTLE THAT WE

472. BUILT AND I DON'T WANT IT TO—TO

473. GO AWAY BY ME DYING, YOU KNOW?

474. IT'S A CRAZY LOVE THAT SHARON

475. AND I HAVE AND IT'S SOMETHING

476. THAT I NEVER EXPECTED TO HAPPEN.

477. SHE'S MY SOUL MATE.

478. AND I DON'T KNOW THAT I'VE EVER

479. HAD THAT BEFORE.

480. DON'T BE AFRAID OF THAT.

481. JUST PRACTICE LIVING IN THIS

482. MOMENT.

483. THINK ABOUT HOW SWEET IT IS

484. RIGHT NOW.

485. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.

486. GOOD LUCK, SWEETHEART.

487. THANK YOU.

488. WHAT DO YOU THINK ARE YOUR

489. STRENGTHS THAT ARE SUPERIOR TO

490. YOUR COMPETITORS'?

491. I'M A CAPTIVATING PERFORMER

492. ONSTAGE AND I THINK COMEDY AND

493. THE ABILITY TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH

494. IS SUCH A HUGE AND IMPORTANT

495. PART OF DRAG.

496. BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR

497. COMPETITORS?

498. I NOTICED YOU KINDA SHIED AWAY

499. FROM THAT.

500. THE THING THAT PUSHES ME OUT

501. OF MY COMFORT ZONE THE MOST

502. IS WHEN I HAVE TO TALK POORLY

503. ABOUT MY OTHER COMPETITORS

504. BECAUSE I HAVE A HUGE RESPECT

505. FOR EVERY DRAG QUEEN.

506. YOU SOUND LIKE A PERSON WHO

507. WANTS TO BE POSITIVE, BUT IN

508. THIS COMPETITION...

509. YEAH.

510. YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO ELEVATE

511. YOURSELF UP...

512. MM-HMM.

513. AND MOVE THEM DOWN.

514. WELL, HEY, ROXXXY.

515. HI, RU.

516. YOU'VE DONE REALLY WELL WITH

517. MEETING THE CHALLENGE HEAD ON

518. WITH THIS FEARLESS ATTITUDE.

519. HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY?

520. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A

521. COMPETITOR.

522. THAT'S WHAT DROVE ME TO

523. PAGEANTS.

524. WHAT DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO

525. TAKE AWAY FROM YOUR EXPERIENCE?

526. I CAME IN HERE WANTING TO

527. REPRESENT FOR THE BIG GIRLS,

528. AND, YOU KNOW, A BIG GIRL HAS

529. MADE THE TOP THREE.

530. AND I THINK IT'S TIME TO CROWN A

531. THICK AND JUICY KIND OF GIRL.

532. BEING A GAY MAN AND BEING

533. THICKER, IT'S HARDER, BUT I LOVE

534. IT.

535. I'M REPRESENTING FOR THE BIG

536. GIRLS.

537. I CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE THEM ALL

538. PROUD OF ME AND, YOU KNOW, LET

539. THEM KNOW THAT, HEY, LOVE

540. YOURSELF.

541. YOU'RE AN AMAZING QUEEN.

542. THANK YOU.

543. YOU ARE AN AMAZING QUEEN.

544. OH, MY GOD.

545. THANKS, ROXXXY.

546. THANK YOU, RU, SO MUCH.

547. THIS ISN'T A JOKE TO ME.

548. I'VE HAD IT.

549. I'VE HAD IT.

550. I'M READY TO PLEAD MY CASE ON

551. THIS RUNWAY.

552. WE'RE RIGHT ABOUT TO DO OUR

553. COURTROOM SCENE, DIRECTED BY

554. MATHU ANDERSEN, IN WHICH WE ALL

555. HAVE TO PLAY THREE DISTINCTLY

556. THE WITNESS, THE DEFENSE

557. ATTORNEY, AND THE PROSECUTOR.

558. LADIES, YOU'VE BEEN

559. INSTRUCTED TO CREATE DIFFERENT

560. CHARACTERS FOR EACH ROLE.

561. SO BLOW ME AWAY.

562. HERE WE GO.

563. ACTION.

564. ALL RISE FOR THE HONORABLE

565. JUDGE RUDY.

566. ORDER IN THE COURTROOM,

567. HUNTIES.

568. JUDGE RUDY, THE EVIDENCE WILL

569. PROVE THAT THE ACCUSED IS ONE

570. COLD-BLOODED BIATCH.

571. AS THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY, I

572. WOULD LIKE TO SUBMIT MY BRIEFS.

573. CUT.

574. ALASKA, I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT

575. YOUR INSPIRATION AND MOTIVATION

576. FOR YOUR CHARACTER AT THE

577. MOMENT.

578. HER NAME IS PEG HOLLIS.

579. SHE SMOKES TWO PACKS OF MISTY

580. SLIM MENTHOL 100s AND SHE'S A

581. HARD-ASS.

582. SHE'S GOING ON 60.

583. 40 YEARS IN THE BUSINESS.

584. GRADUATED LAW SCHOOL AT 20.

585. I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED.

586. IT'S A MISCARRIAGE OF

587. JUSTICE.

588. "I SMOKE 80 PACKS OF VIRGINIA

589. SLIMS EVERY DAY."

590. I'M SORRY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY TO

591. ME.

592. OKAY, AND ACTION.

593. THOSE HIDEOUS, UH, DRAG

594. QUEENS HAD IT COMING.

595. IT WAS A MURD—MERCY MURDER.

596. CUT.

597. SORRY, I MESSED THAT UP.

598. TAKING A DEEP BREATH AND

599. ACTION.

600. IF I'M GUILTY OF BEING

601. ANYTHING UP IN "HERRRE,"

602. IT'S OF BEING FIERCE.

603. AND CUT.

604. ROXXXY?

605. UH-HUH?

606. WHO ARE YOU?

607. I'M ROXXXY ANDREWS.

608. A GHETTO BITCH.

609. ROXXXY'S CHARACTER OF ROXXXY

610. IS DEFINITELY TAMAR BRAXTON.

611. WHERE MY PEOPLE AT?

612. WHERE MY PEOPLE AT?

613. DOT-COM.

614. OKAY, LADIES.

615. IT'S TIME TO DO MUSICAL CHAIRS

616. AND CHANGE INTO YOUR NEXT

617. CHARACTER.

618. HIT THE CHANGING ROOMS.

619. SO HERE WE GO.

620. ACTION.

621. JUDGE RUDY, THE PROSECUTION

622. WOULD LIKE TO SUBMIT THE MURDER

623. WEAPON.

624. OBJECTION!

625. READING THE WITNESS.

626. YOU WANT ANSWERS?

627. WE WANT THE "T," STUPID.

628. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE "T."

629. JINKX WAS THE MOST SOLID IN

630. HER CHARACTERIZATIONS.

631. SHE HAS THE LEADING EDGE IN THIS

632. COURTROOM DRAMA.

633. AND CUT.

634. BIG CHANGE.

635. NEXT ROLE.

636. OKAY, LADIES.

637. I SEE YOU'RE ALL IN DIFFERENT

638. POSITIONS AND READY TO GO...

639. ON ACTION!

640. THOSE DAMN DRAG

641. QUEENS HAD IT COMING.

642. I SAY, I SAY—

643. CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT.

644. ONE MOMENT.

645. JUST GONNA BACK UP A LITTLE BIT

646. BECAUSE, UM...

647. I SAID A BAD WORD.

648. YOU SAID NAUGHTY WORDS.

649. ACTION.

650. THOSE HIDEOUS DRAG QUEENS HAD

651. IT COMING.

652. JUDGE RUDY, THE EVIDENCE WILL

653. PROVE THAT THE ACCUSED IS ONE

654. COLD, HARD-BLOODED BITCH.

655. BIATCH.

656. CUT.

657. ROXXXY, WHAT'S THE MOTIVATION

658. FOR YOUR CHARACTER?

659. UH, ACTUALLY JUST A BITCH.

660. OKAY.

661. JINKX MONSOON?

662. HER NAME IS DAISY A. IRWIN

663. AND SHE'S A LITTLE OLDER THAN

664. SHE TRIES TO PASS HERSELF OFF AS

665. AND SHE'S JUST A SIMPLE SOUTHERN

666. LAWYER.

667. FANTASTIC.

668. ALASKA?

669. I HOPE I DON'T GO TO PRISON,

670. BUT IF I DO, I HOPE IT'S A MEN'S

671. PRISON.

672. OKAY, REALLY BRING IT.

673. I WANNA SEE SATAN, ANCIENT

674. CRONE, AND... BITCH.

675. ACTION!

676. I SAY, I SAY, OBJECTION.

677. AND ALASKA?

678. WHAT'S THE LINE?

679. "I CAN'T FACE IT."

680. I CAN'T FACE IT.

681. I CAN'T FACE IT.

682. WHAT IS IT YOU CAN'T FACE?

683. WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL HER?

684. ROXXXY, HUMOR ME.

685. YOUR SPIT TAKE WAS A BIT OVERLY

686. LONG.

687. TRY AND GET THE WATER OUT OF

688. YOUR MOUTH SO YOU CAN GET TO

689. YOUR LINE.

690. OKAY.

691. WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL HER?

692. SPIT TAKES ARE USUALLY A BIT

693. MORE, "PUH!"

694. NNN!

695. AM I STILL NOT DOING IT

696. RIGHT?

697. TIGHT.

698. IT SEEMED A LITTLE BIT

699. PROBLEMATIC FOR ROXXXY WITH THE

700. OLD SPIT TAKE.

701. I JUST NEED YOU TO SNORT IT OUT

702. LIKE A, "PUH!"

703. "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

704. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED ME

705. TO SAY THE LINE.

706. YOU CAN TELL IT'S REALLY

707. AFFECTING HER WHEN MATHU CALLS

708. HER OUT.

709. THE FRUSTRATION HAS GOTTEN TO

710. THE POINT WHERE YOU CAN TELL

711. SHE'S MAD.

712. LADIES, GUESS WHAT.

713. THAT'S A WRAP.

714. WHEW.

715. THIS ISN'T EVEN MY CHARACTER

716. ANYMORE.

717. I JUST LITERALLY HAVE THE

718. SHAKES.

719. THIS DAY HAS BEEN SO LONG.

720. MY BRAIN IS COMPLETELY GONE.

721. MELTED.

722. ARE YOU OKAY, ROXXXY?

723. I'M PERFECTLY FINE.

724. NO, YOU'RE NOT.

725. YOU'RE UPSET.

726. YOU GUYS ARE COMEDY GIRLS,

727. SO YOUR SPIT TAKES WERE FINE.

728. DIDN'T KNOW A COURTROOM SCENE

729. WAS COMEDIC.

730. GIRL.

731. IT'S A COURTROOM SCENE THAT'S

732. WRITTEN TO BE FUNNY.

733. THIS IS NOT NCIS.

734. I TAKE WHAT I DO EXTREMELY

735. PROFESSIONAL AND REAL AND I

736. DON'T MAKE A JOKE OUT OF

737. EVERYTHING.

738. AND THEY'RE GONNA READ ME 'CAUSE

739. I'M LOST BECAUSE THERE'S SO

740. MUCH BULLGOING ON.

741. SO TRYING TO SELL COMEDY, TRYING

742. TO SELL COMEDY, TRYING TO OUTDO

743. EACH OTHER—

744. I KNOW WHAT I'VE DONE AND I'VE—

745. I-I'M READY TO PLEAD MY CASE ON

746. THIS RUNWAY.

747. I'M SICK OF THE GIMMICKS.

748. I FEEL THAT AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

749. SUPERSTAR SHOULD TAKE HER CAREER

750. A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS THAN

751. COMPLETELY JOKING ALL THE

752. TIME.

753. I'M SO—I'VE HAD IT.

754. I'VE HAD IT.

755. THIS ISN'T A JOKE TO ME.

756. I DON'T THINK YOU—

757. THIS COMPETITION IS EXTREMELY

758. SERIOUS AND IT'S THE REST OF MY

759. LIFE.

760. GIRL, I'M OVER IT.

761. WHY DO I HAVE TO MAKE UP A NAME

762. TO WHO I'M DOING?

763. I'M ACTING LIKE AN ATTORNEY.

764. A BITCH.

765. WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE SOME KIND

766. OF CHARACTER?

767. "WELL, I'M SO AND SO.

768. AND I DO THIS AND I'M 80 YEARS

769. OLD."

770. NO, YOU'RE NOT 80 YEARS OLD.

771. YOU'RE JINKX MONSOON PLAYING A

772. CHARACTER.

773. ROXXXY HAS ADMITTED TO ME

774. BEFORE THAT SHE'S LASHED OUT AT

775. ME WHEN SHE'S FELT INSECURE WITH

776. HER PERFORMANCE.

777. AND SHE'S OBVIOUSLY DOING IT

778. AGAIN.

779. I'M JUST FRUSTRATED WITH THIS

780. WHOLE COMPETITION.

781. I'M SORRY IF YOU MISSED THE

782. MARK ON THIS CHALLENGE, BUT STOP

783. TRYING TO BLAME EVERYONE ELSE

784. WHEN YOU DON'T DO WELL.

785. THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO

786. DEFEND YOUR LIFE.

787. IT'S THE LAST TIME WE'RE

788. GONNA SEE THIS PLACE.

789. IT'S THE FINAL DAY.

790. AND I JUST WANNA SOAK UP THIS

791. EXPERIENCE FOR EVERYTHING IT'S

792. WORTH.

793. HOW DID YOU GUYS FEEL ABOUT

794. YESTERDAY?

795. YEAH. UM—

796. YOU KNOW—

797. I KNOW I HAD A BREAKDOWN, BUT

798. THE BUFFOONERY THAT WAS GOING ON

799. IN THAT ROOM?

800. ALL OF OUR CHARACTERS ARE NOT

801. SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.

802. YES, THEY ARE.

803. I THINK THEY WERE.

804. NO, THEY'RE NOT.

805. I LOVE HOW YOU SAY, "COMEDY,"

806. LIKE IT'S A BAD THING.

807. WELL, HONEY, NOT ALL DRAG

808. IS COMEDY.

809. I TAKE COMEDY VERY SERIOUSLY.

810. COMEDY IS NOT POKING FUN

811. AT DRAG.

812. LIKE, COMEDY'S—

813. WELL, IT'S NOT FUNNY TO ME.

814. AND THE FACT THAT DRAG CONTINUES

815. TO GET INSULTED IN THIS

816. COMPETITION IS NOT FUNNY TO ME.

817. THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF DRAG.

818. I TAKE MY DRAG VERY SERIOUSLY

819. AND I LOOK GOOD FROM HEAD TO

820. TOE.

821. NOT IN THE SAME SHOES SINCE DAY

822. ONE.

823. NOT IN THE SAME WIG SINCE DAY

824. ONE.

825. SORRY, I CHANGE IT UP.

826. SO WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR

827. FAVORITE MOMENT THROUGHOUT THIS

828. COMPETITION?

829. SEEING YOU IN THE BOTTOM TWO.

830. I JUST DON'T GET WHAT'S SO

831. REWARDING ABOUT BEING HURTFUL

832. LIKE THAT.

833. I'M NOT BEING HURTFUL.

834. I'M BEING TRUTHFUL.

835. YOU SKATED THROUGH THIS WHOLE

836. COMPETITION.

837. FOR YOU TO JUST DISCREDIT ALL

838. MY WORK, IT JUST SHOWS HOW

839. IMMATURE AND BITTER YOU ARE.

840. I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

841. I'M BLOW-DRYING MY HAIR.

842. I WOULD NEVER DISCREDIT YOUR

843. FORM OF DRAG.

844. HUH?

845. IT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL GOOD

846. TO TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE THE WAY

847. YOU TALK TO ME SOMETIMES.

848. I KNOW, YOU'RE THE VICTIM.

849. EVERYBODY HATES YOU AND NOBODY

850. GETS YOU AND—

851. I'M NOT A VICTIM.

852. I'VE BEEN VERY STRONG THROUGHOUT

853. THIS COMPETITION.

854. ROXXXY'S A PAGEANT GIRL,

855. AND THOSE PAGEANT GIRLS PLAY

856. SOME WICKED MIND GAMES

857. BACKSTAGE.

858. I KNOW IT'S GONNA GET UNDER

859. HER SKIN.

860. I WANT HER GOING IN TONIGHT

861. BOTHERED.

862. JINKX IS COMPETITION TO ME AND

863. I'M GONNA DO ANYTHING TO GET

864. HER OFF HER TRACK.

865. VICTIMS BLAME OTHER PEOPLE

866. WHEN THEY DON'T DO WELL.

867. YOU'RE GETTING ALL ANGRY

868. AND—

869. I HAVE DONE WELL IN THIS

870. COMPETITION AND I LOVE WHAT I

871. DO, SO I AM NOT ANGRY.

872. THIS WAS THE GAS THAT I

873. NEEDED FOR TONIGHT.

874. I'M READY TO TELL THE JUDGES WHY

875. THESE TWO JOKES SHOULD GO HOME.

876. THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S COMING

877. TO THIS RUNWAY.

878. I'M HERE TO WIN AMERICA'S NEXT

879. DRAG SUPERSTAR, AND I'M GOING

880. FOR BLOOD.

881. ALASKA, WHAT'S BEEN YOUR

882. FAVORITE PART OF THIS

883. COMPETITION?

884. SEEING YOU IN THE BOTTOM TWO.

885. AND WHAT?

886. WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE OF

887. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

888. HEY, JUDGES.

889. TONIGHT, IT'S JUST FAMILY.

890. MICHELLE VISAGE, CAN I GET A

891. WITNESS?

892. OF COURSE.

893. YOU GOT ONE RIGHT HERE.

894. SANTINO RICE, ANY OBJECTIONS?

895. JUST ONE, RU.

896. YOU ARE LOOKING TOO DAMN FINE

897. TONIGHT.

898. OH.

899. OBJECTION!

900. ASS-KISSING OVERRULED.

901. FOR THEIR FINAL CHALLENGE,

902. OUR QUEENS STARRED IN THE

903. OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO FOR MY

904. LATEST SINGLE, THE BEGINNING.

905. AND TONIGHT, THEY'RE READY TO

906. HIT THE RUNWAY IN THEIR VERY

907. BEST DRAG AS THEY PREPARE TO

908. DEFEND THEIR LIVES.

909. ARE YOU READY FOR SOME JUSTICE

910. TO BE SERVED?

911. BRING IT.

912. READY.

913. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES

914. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

915. FIRST UP, THE QUEEN ON

916. EVERYBODY'S LIPS,

917. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

918. OOH!

919. GLAMOUR.

920. THIS IS MY LAST TIME WALKING

921. THIS RUNWAY AND I'M FEELING SO

922. GOOD RIGHT NOW.

923. THE DRESS IS STONE FROM HEAD TO

924. TOE.

925. I'M GIVING THEM A LITTLE BIT OF

926. MY HAIR.

927. I'M FEELING ABSOLUTELY

928. GLAMOROUS.

929. FOXY ROXXXY.

930. SHE MUST HAVE JUST COME FROM

931. PAISLEY PARK.

932. WHERE MY PAISLEY AT?

933. NEXT UP, JINKX MONSOON.

934. AWW.

935. FAIRY TALE COME TO LIFE.

936. VERY PRINCESS BRIDE.

937. IT IS.

938. I AM EXUDING BEAUTY FROM

939. WITHIN.

940. I WANT THEM TO SEE HOW GORGEOUS

941. AND PROUD I FEEL.

942. LIKE, IT'S SOFT, EARTHY

943. JINKX.

944. SHE'S A REAL RENAISSANCE

945. WOMAN.

946. WHAT KIND OF SAUCE IS RENEE

947. SAUCE?

948. OOH, IT'S GOOD ON SOME

949. CHICKEN.

950. MMM.

951. UP NEXT, 49TH STATE, ALASKA.

952. HIGH FASH-I-ON.

953. THAT'S WHAT SHE'S GIVING YOU.

954. YES, SHE'S GIVING SOME FEAR

955. UP IN HERE.

956. I'M COMING DOWN THE RUNWAY

957. AND I'M LOOKING LIKE A HIGH

958. FASHION GHOUL AND I FEEL LOVELY.

959. OH, SHE GOT SOME BOOTY TODAY.

960. OH, YEAH.

961. THAT'S WHAT SHE GOT FROM HER

962. MAMA.

963. SHE'S WEARING A LACE FRONT

964. DRESS.

965. WELCOME, LADIES.

966. THE JUDGES' FINAL CRITIQUE IS

967. NOW IN SESSION.

968. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE

969. EVIDENCE.

970. AS THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY, I'D

971. LIKE TO SUBMIT MY BRIEFS.

972. THE STATE ACCUSES ROXXXY

973. ANDREWS OF DEPLORABLE ACTS OF

974. SLAYIN' BITCHES.

975. I PLEAD GUILTY OF BEING

976. DEVASTATINGLY BEAUTIFUL.

977. THOSE HIDEOUS DRAG QUEENS HAD

978. IT COMING.

979. IT WAS A MERCY KILLING.

980. THE EVIDENCE WILL PROVE

981. BEYOND A DOUBT THAT THE ACCUSED

982. IS ONE COLD-BLOODED BIATCH.

983. OBJECTION!

984. READING THE WITNESS!

985. THE PROSECUTION WOULD LIKE TO

986. SUBMIT THE MURDER WEAPON.

987. A SIZE THREE STILETTO.

988. BUT I WEAR A SIZE 14.

989. IF THE PUP DON'T FIT, YOU

990. MUST ACQUIT.

991. NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE JUDGES'

992. CRITIQUES.

993. LADIES, IT'S TIME FOR THE

994. JUDGES' CRITIQUES.

995. FIRST UP, ROXXXY ANDREWS.

996. TONIGHT, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.

997. AND WHAT'S BEEN REALLY EXCITING,

998. ROXXXY, IS SEEING YOU COME IN AS

999. A PAGEANT QUEEN AND YOU LEAVE AS

1000. A FULLY ROUNDED—PARDON THE

1001. PUN—QUEEN.

1002. IN THAT VIDEO, YOU EXUDED

1003. SEX APPEAL.

1004. YOUR HAIROGRAPHY WAS ON POINT.

1005. THEN IN THE COURTROOM SCENE,

1006. THERE WAS A POINT WHERE SOME OF

1007. THE CHARACTERS STARTED TO BLEND

1008. A LITTLE BIT FOR ME.

1009. NEXT UP, JINKX MONSOON.

1010. YOU GAVE SO MANY DIFFERENT,

1011. VARIED PERFORMANCES.

1012. TYLER PERRY BETTER WATCH OUT.

1013. I THINK HER HEAD PIECE

1014. TONIGHT IS ADORABLE, BUT THE

1015. DRESS IS JUST NOT MY FAVORITE.

1016. IT'S VERY PROM-ISH.

1017. VERY '80s.

1018. BUT YOUR FACE LOOKS AMAZING.

1019. AND YOU MOVED LIKE YOU FEEL

1020. BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT.

1021. ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP, ALASKA.

1022. HI-EEE!

1023. HI-EEE!

1024. TONIGHT, I REALLY LOVED THIS

1025. LOOK ON YOU.

1026. THE COURTROOM, YOUR CHARACTERS

1027. WERE REALIZED, THOUGHT OUT, AND

1028. YOU MAY NOT BE THE STRONGEST

1029. DANCER, BUT I THINK YOU MADE IT

1030. WORK.

1031. I DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD HAVE

1032. CHOSEN AN AFRO.

1033. YOU HAD A LOT TO LIVE UP TO.

1034. AND I THINK NOW YOU'RE—YOU'RE

1035. NOT IN ANYONE'S SHADOW.

1036. YOU'RE STANDING AS ALASKA.

1037. YOU'RE YOUR OWN QUEEN.

1038. YOU'VE MADE SO MANY OF MY

1039. DREAMS COME TRUE BEING HERE.

1040. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME.

1041. THANK YOU.

1042. THANK YOU.

1043. LADIES, NOW WE ARE READY FOR

1044. YOUR CLOSING ARGUMENTS.

1045. CONVINCE ME AND EVERYONE

1046. WATCHING WHY YOU DESERVE TO BE

1047. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

1048. THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO

1049. DEFEND YOUR LIFE.

1050. FIRST UP, ROXXXY ANDREWS.

1051. THE REASON I SHOULD BE

1052. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR?

1053. WHAT THEY DON'T HAVE, I DO HAVE.

1054. I HAVE GRACE, I HAVE BEAUTY, I

1055. HAVE PROFESSIONALISM.

1056. I WANNA BE A PERSON THAT KIDS

1057. LOOK UP TO.

1058. I AM A THICK AND JUICY GIRL

1059. AND THAT MAKES ME SO PROUD.

1060. I COULD NEVER LET YOU DOWN.

1061. AND I WILL BE ONE HELL OF A

1062. SUPERSTAR.

1063. THANK YOU, ROXXXY.

1064. JINKX MONSOON.

1065. GROWING UP, I WAS CONTINUALLY

1066. AN OUTCAST, AND IN MY TEEN

1067. YEARS, I DISCOVERED DRAG.

1068. SO EVEN THOUGH I WAS HURTING AT

1069. HOME, I WAS LIVING ONSTAGE.

1070. MY WHOLE LIFE, I'VE DANCED TO

1071. THE BEAT OF A DIFFERENT DRUM.

1072. AND WHEN I CAME HERE, I TOOK THE

1073. CRITIQUES AND I WAS ABLE TO

1074. ADAPT AND GROW WHILE STILL BEING

1075. TRUE TO WHO I AM AS A PERFORMER.

1076. AND ANYTHING ELSE WAS JUST WATER

1077. OFF A DUCK'S BACK.

1078. THANK YOU, JINKX.

1079. UM, CAN I SAY SOMETHING ELSE?

1080. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?

1081. I SAID SOMETHING TO JINKX

1082. EARLIER TODAY THAT I JUST—IT

1083. HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE

1084. RUNWAY, BUT I WANNA APOLOGIZE TO

1085. HER.

1086. I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN THAT AND I

1087. REALLY DO LOVE YOU.

1088. I LOVE YOU.

1089. THANK YOU, ROXXXY.

1090. LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, ALASKA.

1091. WHEN IT COMES TO PLEADING OUR

1092. CASE, ROXXXY AND JINKX TOTALLY

1093. COPPED OUT.

1094. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY WHY THE

1095. OTHER QUEENS SHOULDN'T BE

1096. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

1097. MY NAME IS ALASKA, AND I AM

1098. HUNGRY TO BE AMERICA'S NEXT

1099. DRAG SUPERSTAR.

1100. NOT HUNGRY.

1101. I'M PRACTICALLY STARVING.

1102. AS FOR MY FELLOW COMPETITORS

1103. TONIGHT, ROXXXY WAS FACED WITH A

1104. CHALLENGE OF PRESENTING A

1105. 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL.

1106. WHAT DID SHE PRESENT?

1107. A TAWDRY, 27-YEAR-OLD TRAMP.

1108. AND JINKX MONSOON.

1109. DURING THE SUGAR BALL, SHE

1110. FAILED NOT JUST ONE, NOT JUST

1111. TWO, BUT THREE DIFFERENT LOOKS.

1112. I AM THE QUEEN WHO TAKES THE

1113. TRAGIC AND TURNS IT INTO MAGIC.

1114. I TAKE TRASH AND TURN IT INTO

1115. TREASURE.

1116. AND HAVING NEVER FALLEN INTO THE

1117. BOTTOM TWO, I AM ALASKA AND I

1118. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR!

1119. THANK YOU.

1120. WOW.

1121. THANK YOU, ALASKA.

1122. AND THANK YOU, LADIES.

1123. WHILE YOU ENJOY AN ABSOLUT

1124. COCKTAIL IN THE INTERIOR

1125. ILLUSIONS LOUNGE, THE JUDGES AND

1126. I WILL DELIBERATE.

1127. YOU MAY LEAVE THE STAGE.

1128. ALL RIGHT, NOW, JUST BETWEEN US

1129. GIRLS, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

1130. LET'S START WITH ROXXXY ANDREWS.

1131. ROXXXY IS THE EMBODIMENT OF A

1132. SUPERSTAR.

1133. IN THE MUSIC VIDEO, SHE WHIPPED

1134. THAT HAIR.

1135. SHE A VIDEO HO.

1136. SHE'S THICK AND JUICY.

1137. SHE—SHE OWNS IT AND SHE'S COME

1138. UP WITH SOME PRETTY AMAZING

1139. LOOKS THIS SEASON.

1140. SHE COMES FROM THE PAGEANT

1141. WORLD OF DRAG.

1142. TO GO FROM THAT TO THIS

1143. COMPETITION, SHE'S A

1144. FULLY-ROUNDED ENTERTAINER.

1145. JINKX MONSOON.

1146. UNLIKE ROXXXY, JINKX DOES NOT

1147. CARE AT ALL WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE

1148. AND WILL GO COMPLETELY INTO A

1149. CHARACTER.

1150. SHE'S IN LOVE WITH HER CRAFT.

1151. AND YOU SEE IT IN EVERYTHING SHE

1152. DOES, BUT HER STYLE IS—IS

1153. LACKING.

1154. BUT IF WE SAW CAROL BURNETT

1155. OUT AT A RED CARPET EVENT AND

1156. SHE LOOKED A HOT MESS, ARE YOU

1157. EVEN GONNA CARE?

1158. SHE TALKED ABOUT DANCING TO

1159. THE BEAT OF A DIFFERENT DRUMMER

1160. AND THAT'S SOMETHING EACH OF US

1161. ON THIS PANEL RIGHT NOW CAN

1162. RELATE TO.

1163. MISS ALASKA.

1164. THE CARDS WERE STACKED

1165. AGAINST HER.

1166. I LOVE THAT SHE'S PERSEVERED

1167. THROUGH THAT.

1168. ALASKA'S GOT A REALLY GREAT,

1169. SICK, TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR.

1170. I LIKE THAT SHE WAS ABLE TO DROP

1171. DOWN THAT WALL.

1172. MR. GORBACHEV, KNOCK DOWN THAT

1173. WALL.

1174. AND WHEN SHE GAVE US MORE

1175. VULNERABILITY, I LOVED HER EVEN

1176. MORE.

1177. HER DEFEND-YOUR-LIFE SPEECH WAS

1178. THE BEST.

1179. WELL, THEY WORKED WITH GLORIA

1180. ALLRED.

1181. BUT SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE OUT

1182. OF THE THREE THAT READ THE OTHER

1183. TWO.

1184. YEAH.

1185. IT WAS ACTUALLY PART OF THE

1186. ASSIGNMENT.

1187. YES.

1188. ALASKA HAS EVOLVED

1189. UNDERSTANDING THE POWER, NOT

1190. ONLY OF DRAG, BUT THE POWER OF

1191. ALASKA.

1192. THEY'RE ALL SO DIFFERENT.

1193. LET'S JUST BREAK IT DOWN.

1194. THIS WEEK, ROXXXY REALLY ROCKED

1195. THE MUSIC VIDEO, JINKX EXCELLED

1196. AT THE COURTROOM SCENE, AND WHEN

1197. IT CAME TO DEFENDING HER LIFE,

1198. ALASKA HAD THE UPPER HAND.

1199. DAMN, THIS IS A PHOTO FINISH.

1200. HELL, YEAH.

1201. SILENCE!

1202. BRING BACK MY GIRLS.

1203. WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1204. ONLY ONE OF YOU WILL BE NAMED

1205. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR

1206. AND WALK AWAY WITH A PRIZE

1207. PACKAGE THAT INCLUDES A CROWN

1208. DESIGNED BY FIERCE DRAG JEWELS

1209. AND A CASH PRIZE...

1210. OF $100,000.

1211. NOW BASED ON YOUR PERFORMANCE IN

1212. THIS WEEK'S FINAL CHALLENGE AND

1213. THROUGHOUT THE SEASON, EACH OF

1214. YOU HAS EARNED THE RIGHT TO

1215. LIP-SYNC FOR YOUR LIFE.

1216. I HAVE NEVER LIP-SYNCED FOR

1217. MY LIFE BEFORE, AND NOW I HAVE

1218. TO LIP-SYNC AGAINST TWO OTHER

1219. QUEENS FOR $100,000.

1220. HELP ME, MOMMY.

1221. THREE AMAZING QUEENS STAND

1222. BEFORE ME.

1223. LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

1224. TO IMPRESS ME AND PROVE TO THE

1225. WORLD THAT YOU ARE AMERICA'S

1226. NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

1227. THIS IS THE LAST CHANCE TO

1228. SHOW OURSELVES TO RU, THE

1229. JUDGES, AND THE WHOLE WORLD.

1230. I'M SO READY FOR THIS.

1231. I'M READY TO DANCE, I'M READY TO

1232. SHOW THEM WHY I SHOULD BE

1233. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

1234. IT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR.

1235. GOOD LUCK.

1236. AND DON'T IT UP.

1237. JINKX MONSOON REPRESENTS THE

1238. AWKWARD KIDS OF THE WORLD.

1239. BEING AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

1240. SUPERSTAR MEANS EVERYTHING TO

1241. ME.

1242. I JUST WANNA WIN THIS SO BAD

1243. AND IT'S WHAT I LOVE TO DO.

1244. IT'S MY PASSION, IT'S MY ART.

1245. I AM AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

1246. SUPERSTAR.

1247. I AM A QUEEN WHO TAKES TRASH

1248. AND I TURN IT INTO TREASURE.

1249. YOU HAVE TO TAKE WHATEVER YOU

1250. HAVE AND MAKE THE MOST OF IT.

1251. THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE

1252. REST OF MY LIFE.

1253. THIS IS IT.

1254. GET IT, GIRLS.

1255. WOW.

1256. LADIES...

1257. I HAVE NOT MADE MY FINAL

1258. DECISION.

1259. THE RACE IS THAT CLOSE.

1260. AND LIKE LAST YEAR, THE CROWN

1261. COULD STILL GO TO ANY ONE OF

1262. YOU.

1263. NOW I NEED THE HELP OF DRAG RACE

1264. FANS EVERYWHERE.

1265. BASED ON ALL THE EVIDENCE, WHO

1266. DO YOU THINK SHOULD BE AMERICA'S

1267. NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR?

1268. IS IT ALASKA?

1269. JINKX MONSOON?

1270. OR ROXXXY ANDREWS?

1271. TWEET YOUR TOP CHOICE TO

1272. @RUPAULSDRAGRACE USING

1273. THEN GO TO THE RUPAUL'S DRAG

1274. RACE FACEBOOK PAGE.

1275. THEN GO TO INSTAGRAM, TUMBLR,

1276. PINTEREST, THE WOW REPORT AND

1277. GETGLUE TO MAKE SURE YOUR VOICE

1278. IS HEARD.

1279. AND THEN TURN OFF YOUR GODDAMN

1280. COMPUTER AND GO WALK, CHILDREN,

1281. IN NATURE.

1282. NEXT WEEK, TUNE IN FOR

1283. SURPRISING REVELATIONS AND

1284. UNSEEN FOOTAGE OF THE FINAL

1285. THREE, INCLUDING THE DEBUT OF

1286. THEIR MUSIC VIDEO,

1287. THE BEGINNING.

1288. AND IN TWO WEEKS, WE WILL

1289. ANNOUNCE THE WINNER ON RUPAUL'S

1290. REUNITED.

1291. AND REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE

1292. YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL ARE

1293. YOU GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1294. CAN I GET A "AMEN" IN HERE?

1295. AMEN!

1296. NOW LET THE MUSIC PLAY.