RuPaul's Drag Race 5x11

1. PREVIOUSLY ON

2. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE...

3. YOU GET TO ENLIST THESE MEN

4. INTO YOUR DRAG HOUSE.

5. OH, SHIT.

6. I'VE NEVER DONE ANYONE ELSE'S

7. MAKEUP.

8. YOU ARE GOING TO BE WITH

9. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

10. I THINK IT WAS SABOTAGE.

11. IT PISSED ME OFF.

12. YOU MADE A GOWN FOR YOURSELF,

13. AND YOU GAVE YOUR SISTER

14. THE SCRAPS THAT WERE KIND OF

15. LEFT OVER.

16. IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY WEEK I'M

17. LETTING YOU DOWN, LETTING YOU

18. DOWN, LETTING YOU DOWN.

19. ROXXXY ANDREWS, YOU ARE THE

20. WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE.

21. DETOX, SHANTE, YOU STAY.

22. THANK YOU.

23. COCO MONTRESE, SASHAY AWAY.

24. THANK YOU.

25. TOP FOUR, BITCHES!

26. FINAL FOUR!

27. WE'RE BACK IN THE WERK ROOM.

28. AND AFTER FOUR LIP SYNCS,

29. COCO IS FINALLY GONE.

30. "I LOVE YOU ALL.

31. GIVE THEM HELL, GIRLS."

32. I PLAN ON IT.

33. WE LOVE YOU, COQUITO.

34. I THINK THAT HER PURPOSE HERE

35. WAS TO GET THAT WHOLE ALYSSA

36. AND HER THING ACCOMPLISHED AND,

37. LIKE, OUT OF THE WAY.

38. AND I THINK THAT AFTER SHE GOT

39. THAT, SHE WAS KINDA JUST LIKE,

40. "THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED."

41. COCO MONTRESE WAS HERE BECAUSE

42. SHE NEEDED CLOSURE WITH ALYSSA.

43. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

44. I'M HERE TO BE AMERICA'S NEXT

45. DRAG SUPERSTAR.

46. HOW ABOUT YOU, MISS WINNER?

47. CONGRATULATIONS.

48. OH, MY GOD.

49. I WON A CHALLENGE, YAY!

50. DAY ONE, WE WALKED IN HERE AS

51. ROLASKATOX.

52. AND, GIRL, HERE WE STAND WITH

53. LITTLE JINKX.

54. NO OFFENSE, JINKX.

55. JINKX—IT'S LIKE ROLASKATOX

56. AND JINKX.

57. ROLASKATOX AND JINKX—

58. THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE

59. COME TRUE.

60. IF ONE OF ROLASKATOX IS GIVEN

61. THE OPPORTUNITY TO SELL SOMEONE

62. DOWN THE RIVER, THEY'RE GONNA

63. CHOOSE ME.

64. I HAVE TO GO PLOT AGAINST

65. YOU GUYS.

66. I NEED TO GO BURN JINKX'S

67. COSTUMES FROM THE '40s AND

68. THE '50s AND THE '30s.

69. IF WE'RE DOING A SEWING

70. CHALLENGE, JINKX IS GONNA BE

71. LEFT OUT WITH THE TUMBLEWEEDS,

72. BITCH.

73. SHE NEEDS TO GO HOME.

74. THE WINNER OF

75. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE RECEIVES

76. A SICKENING SUPPLY OF

77. COLOREVOLUTION COSMETICS,

78. A LUXURY TRIP COURTESY OF

79. ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL, HEADLINE

80. LOGO'S DRAG RACE TOUR, AND

81. A CASH PRIZE OF $100,000.

82. AND TONIGHT, EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST

83. JUDGES BOB MACKIE AND

84. MARG HELGENBERGER.

85. WHOO-HOO!

86. OH!

87. IT'S SO EMPTY.

88. IT'S THE TOP FOUR.

89. WE'RE A MILLIMETER AWAY FROM

90. BEING THE TOP THREE.

91. IF I HAVE TO INCH MY WAY TO

92. THE TOP THREE, I'LL DO THAT.

93. AND I DESERVE IT.

94. IT'S SO CRAZY THAT IT'S ALMOST

95. OVER.

96. IT'S JUST US.

97. IT'S JUST GETTING DOWN

98. TO THE NITTY-GRITTY, HONEY.

99. SO YOU TWO ARE GONNA HAVE

100. A LIP SYNC THIS WEEK.

101. I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU GUYS NOT

102. LIP-SYNCHING AT ALL.

103. HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE

104. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR

105. IF THEY'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN YOU

106. PERFORM?

107. I WOULD PREFER TO GO TO

108. THE TOP WITHOUT EVER DOING IT,

109. LIKE, TYRA SANCHEZ-STYLE.

110. OOH, GIRL!

111. SAVED BY THE BELL.

112. YOU'VE GOT SHEMAIL.

113. HEY, KIT KATS.

114. DON'T SNICKER.

115. SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT.

116. AND SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE

117. $100,000 BAR-NONE.

118. SO HERE'S YOUR WHATCHAMACALLIT.

119. KISSES.

120. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

121. HI.

122. YOU KNOW, EVERY NOW AND THEN,

123. A DRAG QUEEN NEEDS TO GET THINGS

124. OFF HER CHESTICLES.

125. SO FOR TODAY'S MINI CHALLENGE,

126. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD

127. OLD-FASHIONED BITCH-FEST.

128. AND WE'RE GONNA DO IT WITH

129. PUPPETS.

130. OH!

131. AHH!

132. WHY?

133. EVERYBODY LOVES PUPPETS!

134. FIRST, PICK A PUPPET THAT

135. REPRESENTS ONE OF YOUR

136. COMPETITORS.

137. SECOND, DRAG IT UP.

138. THIRD, YOU AND THE PUPPET HAVE

139. A BITCH-FEST.

140. DETOX, YOU'RE UP FIRST.

141. I WANT YOU TO REACH DEEP INSIDE,

142. AND I DON'T MEAN THE PIT CREW'S

143. ANDREW CHRISTIAN UNDERWEAR.

144. OH, MAN.

145. OOH, IT'S SO SQUISHY.

146. ALASKA!

147. NEXT UP, ALASKA.

148. ISN'T THIS A LITTLE HIGH?

149. OH, MY GOODNESS.

150. IT'S LIKE "A FIST CALLED WANDA."

151. ROXXXY!

152. JINKX MONSOON.

153. FEED THAT HOLE, GIRL.

154. WHO'D YOU GET?

155. AW, D-D.

156. ROXXXY, THE SUSPENSE IS

157. KILLING ME.

158. I GOT CHUCKY.

159. IT'LL BE SO EASY.

160. ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

161. ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO!

162. I FIND THE RATTIEST, DIRTIEST

163. BLONDE WIG I CAN FIND, THEN

164. SPRAY AND IT AND

165. RUBBING IT TOGETHER, MAKING IT

166. MATTE AND GROSS.

167. I HATE YOU, DETOX.

168. THIS IS MY OPPORTUNITY TO

169. MAKE FUN OF JINKX MONSOON.

170. I AM PAINTING THE NIKE CHECK

171. CHEEK IN BLACK, 'CAUSE THAT'S

172. HOW SHE LIKES TO CONTOUR.

173. ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

174. TIME'S UP.

175. LET THE BITCH-FEST BEGIN.

176. DETOX, IT'S TIME TO COME OUT.

177. I'VE HAD IT.

178. DETOX.

179. FUCK.

180. YOU EVER BEEN BLOWN

181. BY A GIRL WITH SILICON LIPS?

182. I CALL IT A SLIP 'N SLIDE.

183. I MEAN, I JUST WANNA PUT MY

184. MOUTH ON IT AND GO LIKE THIS—

185. MEH!

186. I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE PICKED

187. UP THAT SLIP 'N SLIDE JOKE.

188. I'VE NEVER SAID THAT.

189. I ALWAYS CALL MY MOUTH "MY BLACK

190. & DECKER PECKER WRECKERS."

191. I'VE HAD IT, I'VE

192. HAD IT, I'VE HAD IT.

193. DETOX, I'M SO

194. UPSET.

195. WHY, ALASKA?

196. YOU LOOK SO GORGEOUS.

197. BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY

198. NICE SHOES!

199. SHARON GOT ALL THE MONEY AND

200. I CAN'T GET ANYTHING FOR MYSELF.

201. AAH!

202. MY WHOLE IDEA WAS

203. TO MAKE HER REALLY WHINY, 'CAUSE

204. ALASKA HAS THIS KIND OF WHINY

205. VOICE.

206. WAH!

207. OKAY, YOU NEED TO

208. PULL IT TOGETHER, YOU BOWLEGGED

209. FUCKING SON OF A BITCH.

210. I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU.

211. JINKX, GIRL, IT'S TIME FOR

212. THE RUNWAY.

213. JINKX?

214. JINKX?

215. HUH? OH, MY GOD.

216. OH, MY GOD. I LOOK—

217. DO I LOOK OKAY?

218. CAN YOU GUYS HELP ME WITH

219. MY MAKEUP?

220. MICHELLE TOLD ME THAT MY CHEEKS

221. WERE TOO MUCH.

222. IS THIS TOO MUCH?

223. IS THE BLEND OKAY?

224. SO, JINKX, YOU

225. THINK YOU'RE AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

226. SUPERSTAR.

227. YOU KNOW, I TRY TO

228. SEEM SO INNOCENT ALL THE TIME,

229. BUT I'M REALLY A BITCH.

230. AND I'M HERE TO WIN.

231. AND YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA.

232. OKAY, JINKX, I'VE

233. HAD ENOUGH. YOU CAN GO HOME.

234. ANYONE KNOW WHICH WAY

235. SEATTLE IS?

236. THIS WAY.

237. THAT WAS RUDE.

238. THAT WASN'T RUDE.

239. THE SHADE OF IT ALL.

240. ROXXXY, YOU LOOK AMAZING.

241. WHERE'D YOU GET YOUR OUTFIT?

242. SAME PLACE

243. I ALWAYS GET MY OUTFIT, GIRL.

244. I MADE IT TEN MINUTES BEFORE

245. I GOT ON THE RUNWAY.

246. HEY!

247. WHERE MY PEOPLE AT?

248. OH, MY GOD—

249. ROXXXY, I DON'T THINK THAT WIG

250. IS REALLY WORKING WITH THIS

251. OUTFIT.

252. THAT'S OKAY, Y'ALL.

253. I GOT ANOTHER WIG UNDERNEATH!

254. I'M CLOCKING THAT

255. TEAR-AWAY.

256. GIRL, I GOT

257. A TEAR-AWAY—UNDERNEATH MY

258. TEAR-AWAY!

259. A SWIMSUIT!

260. HEY!

261. WHERE MY PEOPLE AT?

262. WHERE MY PEOPLE AT?

263. YEAH, BITCH, YOU BETTER KEEP

264. REPEATING THAT, 'CAUSE AMERICA'S

265. GONNA KNOW.

266. WHEN THEY BUY THAT SONG ON

267. ITUNES, CAN I GET AN AMEN?

268. THEY'RE GONNA SAY, "WHERE MY

269. PEOPLE AT?"

270. WOW.

271. YOU GIRLS DIDN'T PULL ANY

272. PUNCHES.

273. BUT ONE OF YOU REALLY MADE YOUR

274. FELLOW QUEEN EAT IT.

275. THE WINNER IS...

276. ALASKA.

277. HEY!

278. HEY!

279. WHERE MY PEOPLE AT?

280. LADIES, I HOPE YOU LEFT ROOM

281. FOR DESSERT.

282. MMM.

283. BECAUSE FOR THIS WEEK'S MAIN

284. CHALLENGE, WE'RE THROWING

285. THE FIRST EVER—

286. SUGAR BALL.

287. YOU'LL EACH NEED TO WHIP UP

288. THREE LUSCIOUS LOOKS.

289. FIRST CATEGORY IS...

290. SUPER DUPER SWEET 16—

291. TEENAGE PARTY GIRL.

292. SECOND CATEGORY IS SUGAR MAMA—

293. EXECUTIVE REALNESS.

294. THIRD CATEGORY IS THE TASTIEST

295. OF THEM ALL—

296. CANDY COUTURE.

297. OOH.

298. EDIBLE ELEGANZA.

299. YOU'LL BE MAKING HIGH-CALORIE

300. FASHION USING THESE STICKY AND

301. SWEET CONFECTIONS, PROVIDED BY

302. CANDY WAREHOUSE.

303. ALASKA, YOU WON THE MINI

304. CHALLENGE, SO YOU GET

305. A 15-SECOND HEAD START.

306. GO.

307. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR

308. ENGINES.

309. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

310. OOH!

311. THIS CHALLENGE IS ABOUT

312. SEWING AND CREATING.

313. AAH, MY BALLS!

314. THESE BITCHES DON'T KNOW HOW

315. TO SEW.

316. THIS IS MY ELEMENT OF DRAG.

317. DOES EVERYONE KNOW WHAT KINDA

318. DIRECTION THEY'RE GONNA GO IN?

319. I KNOW EXACTLY THE DIRECTION

320. I'M GOING IN.

321. DO YOU?

322. YES.

323. I'M GOING ALEXANDER MCQUEEN

324. DOES CHRISTMAS.

325. GIRL, SHE'S GOING FOR

326. A WINTER WONDERLAND LOOK, BITCH.

327. IT LOOKS CRAZY.

328. JUST 'CAUSE YOU THROW SOME

329. ANTLERS ON YOUR GODDAMN HEAD

330. AND YOU CALL IT AN

331. ALEXANDER MCQUEEN LOOK?

332. GOOD LUCK, JINKX.

333. COMING UP...

334. I'VE FUCKING HAD IT.

335. GIRL, COULD YOU PLEASE STOP

336. BANGING?

337. ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT

338. BECOMING AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

339. SUPERSTAR?

340. THIS WEEK'S MAIN CHALLENGE

341. IS THE FIRST EVER SUGAR BALL,

342. WHERE WE HAVE TO CREATE THREE

343. DIFFERENT LOOKS—A SWEET 16

344. PARTY GIRL LOOK, A SUGAR MAMA

345. EXECUTIVE REALNESS LOOK, AND

346. A CANDY COUTURE FASHION LOOK.

347. I'M GONNA EAT MY ENTIRE

348. COSTUME.

349. ALASKA, DO I REMIND YOU

350. OF SOMEONE?

351. DETOX!

352. THEY'RE NOT THAT BIG OF

353. A STRETCH, REALLY.

354. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

355. HI.

356. HELLO.

357. HOW ARE THINGS GOING HERE

358. ON THE GOOD SHIP LOLLIPOP?

359. DELISH.

360. ALASKA.

361. HI.

362. I CAME OVER TO BORROW A PAIR

363. OF EDIBLE PANTIES.

364. MAY I EAT THIS PAIR?

365. YOU CAN EAT THOSE SHORTS

366. ALL DAY.

367. OH, WAIT.

368. THESE AREN'T EDIBLE.

369. EW!

370. EW!

371. NOW I WANNA HEAR ALL ABOUT YOUR

372. CANDY COUTURE LOOK.

373. I LIKE, LIKE, FLUFFY COTTON

374. CANDY.

375. HOW ARE YOU PUTTING THE CANDY

376. ON THERE?

377. IT'S JUST GLUED, RIGHT?

378. YEAH, IT'S HOT GLUE.

379. HUH, INTERESTING.

380. BUT YOU'VE BEEN CRITICIZED FOR

381. BEING A LITTLE ROUGH AROUND

382. THE EDGES.

383. YOU KNOW, THE STAKES ARE VERY

384. HIGH.

385. AND YOU'VE REALLY GOTTA WOW US

386. TO GET INTO THAT TOP THREE.

387. ALL RIGHT.

388. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT.

389. HI, JINKX.

390. YOU'RE NOT KNOWN FOR BEING

391. A SEAMSTRESS.

392. NO.

393. WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

394. WELL, I WANT TO DO, LIKE,

395. CHRISTMAS IN JULY CANDY CANE

396. REINDEER MONSTER KINDA THING.

397. WAIT NOW.

398. SAY THAT AGAIN SLOWER FOR ME,

399. BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO GET THAT

400. ALL UP IN THERE.

401. CHRISTMAS IN JULY CANDY CANE

402. REINDEER MONSTER.

403. DO YOU THINK IT'S TOO MUCH,

404. THOUGH?

405. THIS YOUR CANDY COUTURE LOOK.

406. YES.

407. BUT WHERE'S THE CANDY?

408. WELL, I'M GOING TO LOOK LIKE

409. A CANDY CANE OVERALL.

410. IT'S A CANDY CHALLENGE.

411. WHERE THE CANDY AT?

412. AND I'M VERY EXCITED TO GIVE

413. THE SWEET 16 A SHOT.

414. NOW YOU KNOW WE'RE NOT

415. TALKING 1916, RIGHT?

416. YEAH.

417. IS IT OKAY IF I'M SWEET 16,

418. BUT IN THE '70s?

419. WELL, THE JUDGES HAVE

420. CHALLENGED YOU TO BE A LITTLE

421. MORE, YOU KNOW, MODERN,

422. CONTEMPORARY.

423. GOOD LUCK.

424. THANK YOU, RU.

425. HEY, DETOX.

426. HI, RU.

427. SO HOW ARE YOU GONNA BRING IT

428. FOR YOUR CANDY COUTURE?

429. WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED?

430. I'M SO IN LOVE WITH ACID

431. GREEN.

432. AND I REALLY WANNA DO SOME

433. REPTILIAN-LOOKING...

434. UH-HUH.

435. FUNK.

436. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING

437. OF YET, BUT I SEE IT IN MY HEAD.

438. DETOX'S CONCEPT RIGHT NOW

439. IS MORE BASED ON A COLOR.

440. I'M NOT SEEING THE CANDY

441. INSPIRATION IN IT.

442. I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY IT

443. ALL BY EAR.

444. WELL, NOW, LOOKING AROUND

445. THE ROOM, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE

446. A LITTLE BIT BEHIND.

447. NOW LAST WEEK YOU WERE IN

448. THE BOTTOM TWO.

449. I KNOW.

450. THERE'S A CERTAIN EXPECTATION

451. THAT, UM, REALLY JUST HASN'T

452. BEEN MET.

453. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT

454. THAT.

455. RIGHT. I DON'T—

456. I DON'T EITHER, HONESTLY.

457. ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT

458. BECOMING AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

459. SUPERSTAR?

460. IT'S KINDA LIKE A SLAP IN

461. THE FACE.

462. OF COURSE I WANNA BE AMERICA'S

463. NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

464. THAT'S WHAT I WANT.

465. IT'S SOMETHING THAT I'VE ALWAYS

466. WANTED.

467. AND I DESERVE IT.

468. ALL RIGHT, GET TO WORK.

469. SEE YOU IN A MINUTE.

470. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

471. HEY, RU.

472. NOW TOP FOUR, EVERY MOMENT

473. COUNTS.

474. IT'S $100,000 AT STAKE HERE.

475. $100,000 AT STAKE.

476. AND THAT'S NO GAME.

477. IT'S GONNA BE A FIGHT TILL

478. THE END, BABY.

479. SO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CANDY

480. COUTURE OUTFIT.

481. MY CANDY COUTURE, I'M GOING

482. VERY EXTRAVAGANT, VERY

483. EXTRAVAGANZA.

484. NOW HOW'S YOUR BODY-ODY-ODY

485. GONNA PLAY INTO THIS OUTFIT?

486. WELL, IT'S A CORSET, SO

487. I KINDA BROUGHT IT UP OVER HERE

488. SO THAT YOU COULD STILL GET

489. A SHAPE ON THAT SIDE, A GOOD

490. SILHOUETTE.

491. UH-HUH.

492. WELL, JUST, YOU KNOW, MAKE SURE

493. IT FLATTERS YOUR FIGURE AND

494. THAT, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN SERVE

495. TRUE ROXXXY ANDREWS.

496. MM-HMM.

497. YOU KNOW?

498. YEAH.

499. RU'S LOOKING AT ME FUNNY, AND

500. I'M NOT SURE THAT HE LIKES

501. WHAT I'M DOING.

502. YEAH, YEAH. WOW.

503. NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

504. YOU BETTER BRING SOME HARD

505. ROXXXY CANDY ON THE RUNWAY.

506. GET BACK TO WORK.

507. THANK YOU, RU.

508. ALL RIGHT.

509. GATHER AROUND, MY LITTLE

510. GUMDROPS.

511. NOW TOMORROW AT THE SUGAR BALL,

512. WE'LL BE JOINED MY OUR EXTRA

513. SPECIAL GUEST JUDGES, CSI STAR

514. MARG HELGENBERGER...

515. I LOVE HER!

516. WHOO!

517. AND FASHION'S MOST DELICIOUS

518. DESIGNER...

519. BOB MACKIE WILL BE HERE.

520. WHAT?

521. SHUT UP!

522. AHH!

523. BOB MACKIE HAS DONE

524. DIANA ROSS, LIZA MINNELLI, CHER,

525. EVERYBODY.

526. HE'S A MASTER AT WHAT HE DOES.

527. NO PRESSURE.

528. RIGHT.

529. AND THERE'S JUST ONE MORE

530. THING.

531. IN ADDITION TO CREATING YOUR

532. THREE SICKENINGLY SWEET LOOKS,

533. YOU NEED PERFORM A SUGAR BABIES

534. OPENING NUMBER.

535. NOW ALASKA, AS THE WINNER OF

536. THE MINI CHALLENGE, YOU'RE

537. IN CHARGE OF THE CHOREOGRAPHY.

538. OH!

539. OH, GOD.

540. GET YOUR BOWLEG ON.

541. GET YOUR BOWLEG ON.

542. GET YOUR BOWLEG ON.

543. ALASKA'S GOT ABOUT THIS MUCH

544. RHYTHM.

545. SO THIS IS GONNA BE A HOT

546. FUCKING SHIT MESS.

547. I EXPECT TO SEE SUGAR AND

548. SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE,

549. SO DON'T FUCK IT UP.

550. SEE YOU LATER.

551. AFTER RU'S WALK-THROUGH,

552. I LOOK OVER AND ROXXXY'S LOOK

553. IS COMPLETELY GONE.

554. RU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MY

555. SILHOUETTE, SO—

556. AT THIS POINT IN THE GAME, IF

557. SHE'S SAYING SOMETHING, IT'S FOR

558. A REASON.

559. RIGHT.

560. I'M STARTING BACK AT SQUARE

561. ONE.

562. I'M GOING WITH THIS LICORICE.

563. IT LOOKS LIKE SPAGHETTI.

564. THIS LICORICE IS SO THIN.

565. BUT I'M PUTTING ON THERE ONE

566. AT A TIME.

567. IT'S SO TEDIOUS.

568. SO THIS MUCH TIME, THIS MUCH

569. WORK.

570. JINKX, REALLY?

571. I'M STRESSED RIGHT NOW.

572. I HAVE A LOT TO GET DONE.

573. LIKE, GIRL, COULD YOU PLEASE

574. STOP BANGING?

575. JINKX AND THE HAMMER IS

576. DRIVING ME BERSERK.

577. AND I'VE FUCKING HAD IT.

578. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

579. COMING UP...

580. YOU'RE WRONG, JINKX.

581. GIRL, IT'S LEFT TO RIGHT.

582. 'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA HIT YOU

583. WHEN YOU WALK PAST ME.

584. IF YOU HIT, I'M GONNA HIT YOU

585. RIGHT IN THE FACE.

586. SHIT.

587. IT ISN'T GOING ON.

588. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

589. AAH!

590. I BROKE MY ENTIRE OUTFIT.

591. TODAY WE HAVE TO COME UP WITH

592. A LIP-SYNC PERFORMANCE TO A SONG

593. CALLED SUGAR BABIES.

594. ALL RIGHT.

595. THIS MUSICAL NUMBER IS RIGHT

596. UP MY ALLEY.

597. THIS IS ME IN MY ELEMENT.

598. I'M NO ALYSSA EDWARDS WHEN

599. IT COMES TO CHOREOGRAPHY.

600. YOU'RE NOT A CHOREOGRAPHER

601. TO THE STARS?

602. I'M NOT.

603. WE'LL ENTER IN THAT ORDER—

604. YOU, HER, HER, ME.

605. YOU WANT US TO ENTER AND

606. GO WHERE?

607. AND HOW DO YOU WANT US TO ENTER?

608. WE ALL KNOW ALASKA IS NOT

609. THE BEST DANCER, SO WE DON'T

610. KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

611. WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING ELSE

612. HERE.

613. 'CAUSE THIS IS TOTALLY CUTE

614. FOR THE FIRST PART.

615. YEAH.

616. WELL, THEN WHAT ARE WE GONNA

617. DO?

618. SHOULD WE DO, LIKE, A LITTLE UP,

619. DOWN THING TOO?

620. LIKE ALASKA AND I—

621. YEAH.

622. IT'S CONFUSING TO ME THOUGH.

623. ALASKA'S LUCKY, 'CAUSE IF IT WAS

624. SOME KINDA POP, POP, BOOTY,

625. KINDA POP, POP, POP, POP, POP,

626. IT'D BE A HOT MESS.

627. THAT'S TOO COMPLICATED.

628. IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF WE DID

629. SOMETHING WHERE WE'RE LICKING

630. THE SUCKERS, AND THEN WE'RE

631. HAVING, LIKE, A SUGAR HIGH.

632. WHY DON'T WE DO THE CIRCLE

633. THING?

634. THEY ALWAYS DO A CIRCLE THING.

635. SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR.

636. JINKX IS ACTING A LITTLE TOO

637. WILD.

638. AND I KNOW ROXXXY AND I ARE

639. GETTING ANNOYED.

640. WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ANY

641. OF THAT BULLSHIT.

642. WHICH WAY ARE YOU GONNA START,

643. ROX?

644. I'LL START RIGHT TO LEFT.

645. OKAY.

646. OKAY.

647. SHOULD WE ALL BE GOING

648. THE SAME WAY?

649. NO, OPPOSITES.

650. I CAN'T SEE ANYBODY, SO

651. FOLLOW ME.

652. YEAH, WE'LL ALL FOLLOW YOU.

653. WHOA.

654. YOU'RE WRONG JINKX, ON

655. THE LOLLIPOP.

656. GIRL, IT'S LEFT TO RIGHT.

657. IT'S NOT SCIENCE.

658. WE'RE SO OFF.

659. WE'RE ALL RELYING ON EACH

660. OTHER TO FIGURE OUT WHERE WE'RE

661. MOVING OUR CANDY CANES.

662. AND JINKX IS GOING SUPER FAST.

663. IT SEEMS LIKE SHE'S TRYING TO

664. BE A SCENE STEALER, AND THAT'S

665. THROWING THE REST OF THE GROUP

666. OFF.

667. THE REASON I KEEP GETTING

668. OFF, ROXXXY YOU PASS BY ME SO

669. CLOSE THAT I DON'T WANNA HIT YOU

670. WHEN I'M DOING THIS.

671. 'CAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE YOU

672. SWITCH.

673. OH, I THOUGHT SHE WAS FINE.

674. BUT YOU WERE STILL OFF.

675. 'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA HIT YOU

676. WHEN YOU WALK PAST ME.

677. IF YOU HIT ME, I'M GONNA HIT

678. YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE.

679. JUST SAYIN'.

680. ROXXXY'S GRASPING AT STRAWS

681. TO TRY TO SHAKE ME.

682. I THINK IT'S BECAUSE I'VE NEVER

683. HAD TO LIP-SYNCH FOR MY LIFE.

684. AND SO ANY CHANCE SHE GETS,

685. SHE'S COMING FOR ME.

686. SO, UM, ARE YOU NOT

687. LIP-SYNCHING ON PURPOSE?

688. I DON'T KNOW IT YET.

689. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M

690. SAYING.

691. I'M JUST CHECKING.

692. WE'RE ALL SORT OF AT LEAST

693. FAKING OUR WAY THROUGH

694. THE LIP SYNC, BUT, LIKE,

695. ROXXXY'S JUST, LIKE, NOT MOVING

696. HER MOUTH AT ALL.

697. IT'S LIKE, "OH, OKAY."

698. DO YOU WANT ME, YOU, AND

699. DETOX END WITH BOTH OF OUR

700. HANDS UP?

701. OR THE RIGHT ON THE RIGHT HAND,

702. LEFT ON THE LEFT HAND, AND YOU

703. IN THE MIDDLE?

704. YEAH, THAT.

705. AM I IN THE MIDDLE OR

706. THE SIDE?

707. WHERE DO YOU WANT ME?

708. IF IT TOTALLY TANKS, I DON'T

709. THINK THAT IT'S ANYBODY ELSE'S

710. RESPONSIBILITY, EXCEPT FOR

711. ALASKA'S.

712. WHEW.

713. WE'RE BACK IN FROM REHEARSAL.

714. WE ALL HAVE A LOT TO DO.

715. WE HAVE THREE LOOKS TO PLAN

716. FOR TOMORROW.

717. AND THE TENSIONS ARE HIGH,

718. SO LET'S GET TO WORK.

719. WELL, GIRLS, IT'S AWFULLY

720. QUIET.

721. YEAH, GIRL, WE GOT WORK

722. TO DO.

723. THERE IS STILL SO MUCH TO DO.

724. AND THE NARCOLEPSY KICKS IN,

725. AND IT'S A STRUGGLE JUST TO KEEP

726. MY EYELIDS OPEN.

727. I CAN'T EVEN SEE WHAT I'M

728. LOOKING AT ANYMORE.

729. OH, FUCK.

730. I'M STARTING TO GET SO TIRED.

731. LIKE, I'M HALF ASLEEP, TRYING

732. TO MAKE A DRESS.

733. WHEN I SHAKE MYSELF OUT OF IT,

734. I LOOK AT MY DRESS AND I'M LIKE,

735. "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?"

736. THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED IT

737. TO LOOK LIKE.

738. I'M PANICKING, YEAH.

739. I'VE NEVER SEEN JINKX SO

740. FREAKED OUT, ON THE VERGE

741. OF TEARS.

742. A LITTLE PART OF ME IS SO HAPPY,

743. BECAUSE THE JUDGES ARE FINALLY

744. GONNA SEE THAT SHE'S A WHOLE HOT

745. FUCKING TRAILER CHRISTMAS MESS.

746. ABOUT TIME.

747. IT'S ELIMINATION DAY.

748. AND WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO

749. FOR THIS SUGAR BAR.

750. AT THE END OF TODAY, THERE WILL

751. ONLY BE THREE OF US.

752. IT'S SCARY.

753. IS IT HIDEOUS, OR IS IT NOT

754. HIDEOUS?

755. I MEAN, IT'S A LOT OF STUFF

756. GOING ON.

757. I MEAN, A BIG PART OF ME JUST

758. WANTS TO DITCH THE BIG HOOP

759. SKIRT THING, BUT THEN I ONLY

760. HAVE CANDY ON MY CORSET.

761. RIGHT.

762. I'M GOING BACK AND FORTH.

763. IT'S LIKE—CUT THIS AND LOSE

764. MOST OF THE CANDY AND MOST OF

765. THE WORK I DID, OR KEEP THIS AND

766. RISKING LOOKING LIKE A COMPLETE

767. JOKE ON THE RUNWAY.

768. I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT.

769. HOW MUCH WORK DOES EVERYONE

770. HAVE LEFT TO DO?

771. I STILL HAVE TO, LIKE,

772. FINISH THIS JEWELRY UP AND THEN

773. PUT A STRAP ON THIS DRESS.

774. AND THEN I'M GONNA START WORKING

775. ON HAIR.

776. DID YOU CHANGE ANYTHING?

777. I JUST ADDED SOME MORE CANDY.

778. OKAY.

779. AND I NEED TO FINISH ADDING

780. CANDY.

781. I'M LIKING IT A LOT MUCH MORE

782. NOW I ADDED THESE LITTLE

783. CARNATION THINGS TO IT.

784. I'M GONNA DO A COUPLE MORE.

785. I LOVE IT.

786. DETOX'S CANDY COUTURE OUTFIT

787. DOESN'T LOOK CANDY-INSPIRED

788. IN THE SLIGHTEST.

789. HEREIN LIES THE PROBLEM OF

790. HAVING A BEST FRIEND IN THIS

791. COMPETITION.

792. ROXXXY'S SO CLOSE TO DETOX, SHE

793. CAN'T BRING HERSELF TO SAY,

794. "DETOX, THAT DRESS DOESN'T READ

795. AS CANDY."

796. SHIT.

797. GODDAMN.

798. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS?

799. I DON'T KNOW WHY IT ISN'T GOING

800. ON.

801. IT'S FUCKING PISSING ME OFF.

802. WE'RE COMPLETELY RUNNING OUT OF

803. TIME.

804. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO JUST GO ON

805. AND LOOK GOOD, AND THAT'S NOT

806. HAPPENING.

807. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

808. AAH!

809. WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

810. THE CANDY IS FALLING OFF.

811. CHUNKS OF THE COTTON CANDY

812. CLOUDS ARE JUST SHATTERING.

813. FUCK SUCKING HELL.

814. SHIT.

815. I BROKE MY ENTIRE OUTFIT, SO—

816. WHAT?

817. I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS THING'S

818. GOING TO GET DOWN THE RUNWAY.

819. I'M COMPLETELY PANICKING RIGHT

820. NOW.

821. OW.

822. ALASKA AND JINKX, THEY'RE

823. BOTH THE WEAKEST IN THE

824. COMPETITION.

825. JESUS CHRIST.

826. IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO

827. LIP-SYNCH FOR THEIR LIFE.

828. COMING UP...

829. AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION

830. YOUR TASTE LEVEL.

831. SHE WAS A REALLY PROMISCUOUS

832. LOOKING 16-YEAR-OLD.

833. YOU KNOW, THEY WANNA LOOK

834. LIKE A WHORE.

835. WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE OF

836. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

837. MICHELLE VISAGE, HEY SUGAR.

838. YOU ARE GIVING ME JERSEY

839. COUTURE TONIGHT, HONEY.

840. SANTINO RICE, YOU WANT SOME

841. CANDY, LITTLE BOY?

842. OH, YES, PLEASE.

843. MARG HELGENBERGER, YOU LOOK

844. SCRUMPTIOUS.

845. THANK YOU, RU.

846. YOU LOOK FABULOUS IN THAT ANIMAL

847. PRINT.

848. SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU HERE.

849. AND HE'S BACK!

850. THE VERY FIRST JUDGE OF

851. THE VERY FIRST EPISODE OF

852. DRAG RACE—

853. MY IDOL BOB MACKIE.

854. YOU'RE LOOKING GORGEOUS.

855. YOU KNOW WHAT I ALWAYS SAY—

856. CHER WAS BORN NAKED AND THE REST

857. WAS BOB MACKIE.

858. THIS WEEK OUR QUEENS WERE LIKE

859. KIDS IN A CANDY STORE, CREATING

860. THREE DIFFERENT SARTORIAL

861. CONFECTIONS.

862. ARE YOU READY TO GET THIS

863. SUGAR BALL ROLLING?

864. HELL YES!

865. YES, MA'AM.

866. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR

867. ENGINES.

868. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

869. YEAH!

870. LET THE SUGAR BALL BEGIN.

871. CATEGORY IS SUPER DUPER

872. SWEET 16.

873. OH, MY GOD!

874. FIRST UP, ALASKA.

875. HI!

876. DAD GOT ME THIS NOSE FOR

877. MY BIRTHDAY.

878. YES.

879. IT'S HER 16TH BIRTHDAY AND

880. HER DAD PAID FOR EVERYTHING,

881. BUT HER STUPID FRIENDS WON'T

882. TEXT HER BACK.

883. YOUNG LADY, YOU BETTER NOT

884. BE SEXTING.

885. MOM, YOU'VE RUINED

886. EVERYTHING!

887. NEXT UP, JINKX MONSOON.

888. OH, A HIPPY GIRL.

889. ALMOST FAMOUS.

890. THIS IS PACIFIC NORTHWEST

891. STONER CHICK EXTRAVAGANZA LOOK.

892. JINKX, I READ YOUR DIARY,

893. AND WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK.

894. MY NAME'S NOT JINKX ANYMORE.

895. IT'S DREAM CATCHER.

896. UP NEXT, ROXXXY ANDREWS.

897. USHER IS PERFORMING AT MY

898. SWEET 16.

899. OH!

900. SHE GOT A MARSHMALLOW RING?

901. YEAH!

902. WHERE MY PEEPS AT?

903. I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE.

904. THE JUDGES ARE SMILING.

905. I'M GIVING THEM 16-YEAR-OLD

906. REALNESS.

907. SHE'S 16 GOING ON SICKENING.

908. UP NEXT, DETOX.

909. SHE'S A PINK LADY.

910. PINK LADY'S RULE THE SCHOOL.

911. YEAH.

912. MY SWEET 16 LOOK IS

913. '80s-INSPIRED.

914. I'M WORKING THIS LOLLIPOP, SEXY

915. SWEET 16.

916. RIZZO'S P.G.

917. PASS IT ON.

918. CATEGORY IS SUGAR MAMA

919. EXECUTIVE REALNESS.

920. ALASKA.

921. COUGAR LADY.

922. YES.

923. SHE'S SERVING BARBARA CORCORAN.

924. THIS WOMAN TAKES HER JOB

925. VERY SERIOUSLY.

926. SHE'S COMING TO VISIT THE

927. CONSTRUCTION SITE AND BY GOD,

928. THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY

929. BULLSHIT.

930. TEAR DOWN THAT BITCH OF

931. BEARING WALL.

932. JINKX MONSOON.

933. IT'S LACROIX, DARLING.

934. IT'S LACROIX.

935. I AM JUST CAMPING IT DOWN

936. THE RUNWAY WITH EVERY UTENSIL

937. I COULD FIND STUCK IN MY LITTLE

938. FRENCH TWIST.

939. SHE DOES GIVE GOOD HEAD

940. MISTRESS.

941. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

942. PORK BELLIES?

943. SELL! BUY! NO!

944. TINA KNOWLES, I'M NOT BUYING

945. YOUR LINE.

946. YES.

947. I'M IN MY LITTLE SHORT VELVET

948. DRESS WITH MY GUMMY BEARS.

949. AND I AM FEELING SICKENING.

950. C-E-OH-NO-SHE-DIDN'T.

951. UP NEXT, DETOX.

952. SERVING MUGLER.

953. OH, YEAH.

954. NO LADY IS EVER SURE AT

955. NIGHT.

956. THAT'S RIGHT.

957. I'VE ANGEL PERFUME AND

958. MY THIERRY MUGLER BAG.

959. TAKE THAT AND SUCK ON IT.

960. LOVE THAT BLAZER.

961. IT'S A REAL POWER TOP.

962. KINDA LIKE ME!

963. CATEGORY IS CANDY COUTURE

964. EDIBLE ELEGANZA.

965. FIRST UP, ALASKA.

966. I THINK THE MATERIAL IS

967. A COTTON CANDY BLEND.

968. I WAS HAVING SOME SERIOUS

969. ISSUES WITH THIS COTTON CANDY

970. FANTASY.

971. SO I'M FEELING BEAUTIFUL AND

972. RIGHT, BUT PLEASE, CANDY

973. COUTURE, DON'T FALL APART.

974. FLUFF THE MAGIC DRAG QUEEN.

975. MMM.

976. JINKX MONSOON.

977. IT'S A HARD CANDY CHRISTMAS.

978. AND HER BREATH IS MINTY

979. FRESH.

980. I DECIDED NOT TO WEAR THAT DAMN

981. HOOP SKIRT.

982. I COULDN'T BE MORE PLEASED WITH

983. THE WAY IT TURNED OUT.

984. I AM THE ABOMINABLE SNOW JINKX.

985. PEPPERMINT PATTY REALNESS.

986. THIS IS A STAG PARTY.

987. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

988. OOH.

989. WOW.

990. TASTE THE RAINBOW...

991. BITCHES.

992. THOSE JUDGES CANNOT TAKE THIS

993. COUTURENESS.

994. MISS THING, I KNOW MY BODY LOOKS

995. RIGHT.

996. THIS LICORICE IS EXACTLY WHERE

997. I NEED TO BE LAYING.

998. MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH.

999. I WONDER IF HER PANTIES ARE

1000. EDIBLE TOO.

1001. THEY ARE.

1002. DETOX.

1003. VERY SPLENDA IN THE GRASS.

1004. MY CANDY COUTURE LOOK, IT'S

1005. DETOX.

1006. IT'S ELECTRIC.

1007. IT STILL HAS A LITTLE TOUCH

1008. OF THE '80s.

1009. "LOLLIPOPULENCE."

1010. YES!

1011. IS THAT SOME BLACK LICORICE

1012. I SEE?

1013. UH-HUH.

1014. LICORICE AND LACE.

1015. COMING UP...

1016. WHICH ONE OF YOU SWEETHEARTS

1017. DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE IN

1018. THE TOP THREE?

1019. WELCOME, LADIES.

1020. THANKS TO YOUR CANDY COUTURE,

1021. I'VE GOT A CAVITY.

1022. AND IT'S THROBBING.

1023. NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE JUDGES'

1024. CRITIQUES.

1025. FIRST UP, ALASKA.

1026. HI.

1027. ALASKA, SO SUGAR BABIES WAS

1028. REALLY CUTE.

1029. I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A LITTLE

1030. SIMPLE.

1031. BUT YOUR SWEET 16, PERFECTION.

1032. I SEE THESE GIRLS ALL OVER

1033. MY PART OF LOS ANGELES.

1034. AND I LOVE HOW YOU COMMITTED

1035. TO THE CHARACTER.

1036. THE COUGAR LADY, PERFECT IN

1037. EVERY WAY.

1038. AND THE COTTON CANDY IS, TO ME,

1039. THE BEST REPRESENTATION OF

1040. CANDY.

1041. I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE

1042. WHEN YOU WALKED OUT.

1043. THAT'S IMPORTANT.

1044. ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP

1045. JINKX MONSOON.

1046. THE SUGAR BABIES NUMBER,

1047. YOU REALLY STOOD OUT.

1048. 'CAUSE I DID LIKE YOUR

1049. GOOGLY-EYE BIT.

1050. YOUR SWEET 16 PARTY GIRL—

1051. 16 GOING ON 47.

1052. LIKE, SHE DIDN'T FEEL YOUNG AT

1053. ALL.

1054. WHEN I WALKED INTO THE WERK

1055. ROOM, YOU HAD A BIG HOOP SKIRT

1056. THAT YOU HAD DOCTORED AND—

1057. OH, YES.

1058. I THINK IT WAS A GOOD CHOICE

1059. NOT TO TRY TO DO TOO MUCH IN

1060. ONE LOOK.

1061. JINKX, YOU BREAK MY HEART.

1062. I REALLY WANNA SEE CANDY GLUED

1063. TO EVERY PIECE OF FABRIC THAT

1064. YOU HAVE ON.

1065. A HOOP SKIRT WOULD'VE ALLOWED

1066. YOU TO GLUE MORE CANDY ONTO

1067. YOUR OUTFIT.

1068. UP NEXT, ROXXXY ANDREWS.

1069. YOUR SWEET 16 PARTY GIRL,

1070. I LOVE THAT YOU DID THE EDIBLE

1071. MARSHMALLOW JEWELRY.

1072. ALTHOUGH, SHE WAS A REALLY

1073. PROMISCUOUS LOOKING 16-YEAR-OLD.

1074. THE EXECUTIVE LOOK I LOVE.

1075. YOU JUST LOOKED LIKE A BITCH

1076. ON WHEELS.

1077. I LOVED IT.

1078. YOU REMINDED ME OF, UH,

1079. THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA.

1080. AND I LOVE THE CANDY COUTURE

1081. OUTFIT.

1082. YOU SHOULD MAKE IT FOR YOURSELF

1083. OUT OF REAL FABRIC, BECAUSE YOU

1084. LOOK GREAT IN IT.

1085. IT'S SO FLATTERING.

1086. UP NEXT, DETOX.

1087. I LIKED YOUR SWEET 16'80s

1088. LOOK—YOUR ATTITUDE, THE JACKET.

1089. AND THE SUGAR MAMA EXECUTIVE

1090. REMINDED ME OF, LIKE,

1091. GLENN CLOSE IN FATAL ATTRACTION.

1092. YOUR CANDY COUTURE, THOUGH...

1093. GIRL, IT'S A STRETCH.

1094. IT'S UNFORTUNATE THAT THERE'S

1095. A DISCONNECT BETWEEN BUYING

1096. SOMETHING OFF THE RACK VERSUS

1097. DESIGNING SOMETHING FOR

1098. YOURSELF.

1099. AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION YOUR

1100. TASTE LEVEL.

1101. ALL RIGHT.

1102. THANK YOU, DETOX.

1103. LADIES, I HATE TO END ON

1104. A SOUR PATCH, BUT I HAVE ONE

1105. FINAL QUESTION.

1106. WHICH ONE OF YOU SWEETHEARTS

1107. DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE IN

1108. THE TOP THREE AND WHY?

1109. STARTING WITH JINKX.

1110. THE ONE WHO HAS FALLEN SHORT

1111. MOST OFTEN UP HERE IS DETOX.

1112. ALASKA, SAME QUESTION.

1113. I WOULD SAY JINKX MONSOON.

1114. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER, BUT

1115. I FEEL LIKE THERE'S MATURING

1116. THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE.

1117. ROXXXY ANDREWS?

1118. JINKX MONSOON.

1119. THE CHALLENGES THAT SHE NEEDED

1120. TO STEP OUTSIDE OF HER BOX AND

1121. DESIGN AND BE CREATIVE, SHE

1122. DIDN'T DO WELL.

1123. I HAD TO BE FUNNY WHERE I HAD

1124. TO BE FUNNY.

1125. AND IT WHEN IT LANDED ME IN

1126. THE BOTTOM, IT LANDED ME

1127. IN THE BOTTOM.

1128. DETOX?

1129. I DO AGREE WITH THE OTHER

1130. GIRLS.

1131. IT'S NOT REALLY A SCHOOL FOR

1132. GIRLS.

1133. IT'S A COMPETITION FOR THE BEST

1134. OF THE BEST.

1135. ALL RIGHT.

1136. THANK YOU, LADIES.

1137. I THINK WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

1138. NOW WHILE YOU UNTUCK IN

1139. THE INTERIOR ILLUSIONS LOUNGE,

1140. THE JUDGES AND WILL DELIBERATE.

1141. ALL RIGHT.

1142. JUST BETWEEN US "GOILS," WHAT DO

1143. YOU THINK?

1144. LET'S START WITH ALASKA.

1145. ALASKA REALLY BROUGHT THREE

1146. FULLY REALIZED LOOKS.

1147. I LIKED HER SWEET 16 NUMBER.

1148. THE ONLY THING IS I WOULD'VE

1149. MAYBE HAVE LIKED TO HAVE SEEN,

1150. LIKE, A LIGHT COLOR DRESS.

1151. LIKE, WHY BLACK?

1152. IT'S THE DAYS OF WEARING

1153. A LOT OF FLUFFY PINK DOESN'T

1154. EXIST ANYMORE.

1155. YOU KNOW, THEY WANNA LOOK LIKE

1156. A WHORE.

1157. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT, BOB?

1158. THE EXECUTIVE SUGAR MAMA,

1159. SHE COMMITTED TO WHO SHE WAS

1160. BOSSING AROUND.

1161. I LOVED IT.

1162. IT COULD GO REALLY BAD FOR

1163. A MAN IN DRAG WEARING A BLAZER

1164. AND A PAIR OF SLACKS.

1165. BUT THE WAY SHE CUT IN AT

1166. THE WAIST, THE WAY SHE PADDED

1167. HERSELF, I BOUGHT IT.

1168. I THOUGHT THE CANDY COSTUME

1169. WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT REALLY

1170. SAID CANDY WHEN SHE WALKED OUT.

1171. AND I THINK SHE KNOWS HOW TO USE

1172. THOSE LEGS.

1173. SHE'S BOWLEGGED.

1174. YEAH, SHE IS.

1175. BUT BOY, FROM THE CROTCH DOWN,

1176. SHE'S A STAR.

1177. DETOX.

1178. HER SWEET 16 JUST LEFT ME,

1179. LIKE, "UGH. REALLY?

1180. I FEEL LIKE YOU CAN DO BETTER

1181. THAN THAT."

1182. I'M NOT GETTING WHAT I WANT

1183. FROM HER.

1184. THE EXECUTIVE LOOK, WHAT

1185. I LIKED MOST ABOUT THE CRAZY-ASS

1186. HAIR JUXTAPOSED WITH THAT, LIKE,

1187. VERY SLEEK SUIT.

1188. SHE WAS VERY PREPARED WITH

1189. THE FASHION THAT SHE BROUGHT.

1190. BUT THEN WHEN SHE IS ASKED TO DO

1191. SOMETHING FROM SCRATCH, LIKE,

1192. THE TASTE LEVEL, LIKE,

1193. DISAPPEARS.

1194. IF THEY'RE GONNA DESIGN THEIR

1195. OWN DRESS, THEY HAVE TO KNOW

1196. HOW TO WORK THAT DRESS.

1197. SHE DIDN'T WORK IT AT ALL.

1198. SHE NEVER DID ANYTHING EXCEPT

1199. JUST STUMBLE OVER IT AND TRIP

1200. ALL OVER IT.

1201. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

1202. ROXXXY WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO

1203. BROUGHT CANDY TO EACH AND EVERY

1204. ONE OF HER LOOKS.

1205. THE SUGAR MAMA EXECUTIVE,

1206. I LOVED HER ATTITUDE.

1207. THERE WAS SOMETHING—I KIND OF

1208. LIKED THAT IT WAS A SHORT DRESS,

1209. AND SHE'S KINDA GOT, YOU KNOW,

1210. MUSCULAR THIGHS.

1211. HER CANDY COUTURE WAS MY

1212. FAVORITE OF THE NIGHT.

1213. BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS

1214. CANDY.

1215. BUT SHE WORKED IT.

1216. WHEN I WAS BACKSTAGE WITH

1217. HER, SHE HAD SOMETHING

1218. COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, SOMETHING

1219. THAT LOOKED LIKE A CANDY-COATED

1220. DORITO.

1221. THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

1222. YEAH, IT SOUNDS DELICIOUS.

1223. BUT I QUESTIONED IT, AND SHE

1224. CHANGED IT, YOU KNOW?

1225. AND THAT'S THE SIGN OF SOMEONE

1226. WHO IS PAYING ATTENTION.

1227. ALL RIGHT.

1228. MOVING ON TO JINKX MONSOON.

1229. I THINK SHE'S A TERRIFIC

1230. PERFORMER.

1231. BUT AS FAR AS THE CANDY COUTURE

1232. OUTFIT GOES, IT JUST DIDN'T

1233. REALLY WORK.

1234. IF YOU CAN'T TELL THAT YOUR

1235. '70s-INSPIRED LOOK ISN'T REALLY

1236. DOING THE SWEET 16 THING,

1237. I DON'T KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA

1238. KNOW THAT.

1239. SHE LOOKED LIKE BETTE DAVIS

1240. IN HUSH... HUSH, SWEET CHARLOTTE.

1241. I MEAN, TRULY—THAT LONG WIG

1242. AND THAT WEIRD LACY UGLY DRESS.

1243. JINKX KINDA FAILED AT EVERY

1244. SINGLE ONE OF THE THINGS

1245. TONIGHT.

1246. ALTHOUGH I DID FEEL, REALLY,

1247. THAT SHE WAS GETTING THROWN

1248. UNDER THE BUS BY ROLODEX HERE.

1249. R-ROLASKATOX.

1250. YEAH. THEY'RE ROLODEX.

1251. I THINK THEY WERE LIKE, "OH,

1252. LET'S GET TO THE TOP THREE

1253. TOGETHER."

1254. IT WAS LIKE SEASON ONE OF

1255. SURVIVOR.

1256. SILENCE.

1257. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1258. BRING BACK MY GIRLS.

1259. WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1260. I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

1261. ALASKA, YOUR CANDY COUTURE GAVE

1262. THE JUDGES A REAL SUGAR RUSH.

1263. YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS

1264. WEEK'S CHALLENGE.

1265. AHH!

1266. YOU'VE WON A PRIVATE PORTRAIT

1267. SESSION WITH CELEBRITY

1268. PHOTOGRAPHER AUSTIN YOUNG.

1269. MMM.

1270. I'M IN THE TOP THREE.

1271. I AM SO HAPPY.

1272. ROXXXY ANDREWS, I'M GONNA

1273. KEEP THIS SHORT...

1274. AND SWEET.

1275. YOU'RE SAFE.

1276. CONDRAGULATIONS.

1277. YOU'VE MADE IT TO THE FINAL

1278. THREE.

1279. YOU MAY STEP TO THE BACK OF

1280. THE STAGE.

1281. GOOD LUCK, MAMA.

1282. DETOX, JINKX MONSOON, I'M

1283. SORRY, MY DEARS, BUT YOU ARE

1284. UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1285. IT'S MORE THAN I CAN EVEN

1286. PROCESS RIGHT NOW.

1287. MY BODY, IT'S ALL NUMB.

1288. I'M PISSED OFF THAT I'M HERE.

1289. IT'S DEVASTATING.

1290. TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

1291. LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

1292. TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE YOURSELF

1293. FROM ELIMINATION.

1294. THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO

1295. LIP-SYNCH FOR YOUR LIFE.

1296. THE LIGHTS GO DOWN, AND

1297. THE LAST THINGS I SAY TO MYSELF

1298. ARE "I LOVE YOU, NANA" AND

1299. "WATER OFF A DUCK'S BACK."

1300. GOOD LUCK.

1301. AND DON'T FUCK IT UP.

1302. THIS IS A PERFECT SONG FOR ME

1303. TO PLAY UP A SCHTICK.

1304. THANK GOD I'M NOT WEARING THAT

1305. HOOP SKIRT.

1306. I'M THROWING IN, LIKE,

1307. A LITTLE SALSA TWIST HERE.

1308. I'M BEING VERY SEXY.

1309. GONNA SEND THAT BITCH PACKIN'.

1310. I LOOK OVER AT DETOX AND

1311. SHE'S DOING HER THING.

1312. SHE'S PLAYING THE OPERA SINGER.

1313. SHE'S DOING HER QUIRKY LITTLE

1314. LIP-MOVING THING.

1315. IF I WAS JINKX, I'D BE WORRIED.

1316. JINKX IS KICKING AND DANCING.

1317. AND SHE'S BUMPING HER HIPS.

1318. I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT DETOX

1319. MIGHT BE GETTING OUT-DANCED

1320. BY JINKX.

1321. LADIES, I'VE MADE MY

1322. DECISION.

1323. WATER OFF A DUCK'S BACK.

1324. WATER OFF A DUCK'S BACK.

1325. JINKX MONSOON...

1326. SHANTE, YOU STAY.

1327. DETOX, YOU HAD ME HOOKED FROM

1328. DAY ONE.

1329. AND I CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY

1330. SYSTEM.

1331. AND NOW, NEITHER CAN ANYONE

1332. ELSE.

1333. NOW SASHAY AWAY.

1334. IT'S BEEN SO MAGICAL AND

1335. SO HUMBLING.

1336. THANK YOU SO MUCH, FROM

1337. THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.

1338. THANK YOU, DETOX.

1339. I'M GONNA MISS ALL OF YOU

1340. GUYS.

1341. I LOVE YOU.

1342. I LOVE YOU.

1343. IT REALLY FUCKING SUCKS THAT

1344. I DIDN'T ALL THE WAY TO

1345. THE TOP THREE LIKE I HAD

1346. INTENDED TO.

1347. A BETTER FIT WOULD'VE DEFINITELY

1348. BEEN TO HAVE MY IN THE TOP

1349. THREE.

1350. BUT I JUST CAN'T THANK RU

1351. ENOUGH.

1352. THE ONLY THING I HAVE LEFT TO

1353. SAY IS... I'VE HAD IT.

1354. BYE.

1355. THE TOP THREE—

1356. ONE FINAL CHALLENGE STANDS

1357. BETWEEN YOU AND $100,000.

1358. NOW REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE

1359. YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL ARE

1360. YOU GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1361. CAN I GET AN AMEN UP IN HERE?

1362. AMEN!

1363. ALL RIGHT.

1364. NOW LET THE MUSIC PLAY.