RuPaul's Drag Race 5x10

1. PREVIOUSLY, ON RUPAUL'S DRAG

2. RACE...

3. YOU'LL BE STARRING IN TWO SOAPS.

4. TELENOVELA STYLE.

5. SON OF A BITCH.

6. IT'S ANOTHER ACTING CHALLENGE.

7. I HAVE TO REFORM RELASKATOX.

8. I DON'T WANT THE JUDGES TO

9. SEE ME RELYING ON A CLIQUE.

10. CHIMICHANGA!

11. OH!

12. AY! AY! SI! SI! SI!

13. OY! OY!

14. ALYSSA, YOU NEED TO AT LEAST

15. MATCH WHAT JINKX IS DOING.

16. THAT DRESS IS THE WORST DRESS

17. I'VE EVER SEEN IN FIVE SEASONS.

18. WHEN YOU GO TO THE CLUBS, YOU

19. DON'T ASK THE GIRLS, "DID YOU

20. SEW THAT, DID YOU MAKE THAT?"

21. I AM AN ENTERTAINER.

22. ALYSSA, THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS

23. IS ABOUT.

24. JINKX MONSOON, YOU'RE THE

25. WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE.

26. COCO MONTRESE, SHANTE, YOU

27. STAY.

28. ALYSSA EDWARDS, SASHAY AWAY.

29. GIRL...

30. AGH!

31. GOING INTO THE WORKROOM, IT

32. REALLY WAS A SWEET MOMENT TO SEE

33. ALYSSA LEAVE THE STAGE.

34. "THE SKY IS THE LIMIT WHEN

35. YOUR HEART'S IN IT."

36. HOW DO YOU FEEL?

37. I FEEL FREE.

38. I FEEL A WEIGHT LIFTED OFF OF

39. ME.

40. ARE YOU MAKING ANOTHER FAT

41. JOKE ABOUT HER?

42. OH! MISS JINKX!

43. I'M HAPPY THAT THIS BOOK IS

44. CLOSED.

45. COCO BELIEVES THAT THIS HAS

46. CLOSED A BIG CHAPTER IN HER

47. LIFE.

48. SO THE HOPE NOW IS THAT SHE

49. DOESN'T TAKE ALL OF THAT ALYSSA

50. AGGRESSION AND PUT IT ON ONE OF

51. US.

52. NOW IT'S TIME TO BE AMERICA'S

53. NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

54. THANK YOU, GIRLS.

55. OOH...

56. JINKX, YOU BITCH.

57. YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE TO WIN TWO

58. CHALLENGES.

59. IT WAS SUCH A TOSS-UP BETWEEN

60. YOU AND 'LASKA.

61. JINKX IS MY BIGGEST

62. COMPETITION.

63. SHE'S REALLY FUNNY, AND SO AM I,

64. SO...

65. AND ROXXXY WAS IN THE TOP

66. THREE TOO.

67. WE'RE TRYING TO GET JINKX

68. OUTTA HERE.

69. SHE'S A BIG THREAT, AND I DON'T

70. KNOW WHERE I GOTTA GET YOU, BUT

71. I GOTTA FIND SOMEWHERE THAT YOU

72. LACK.

73. RUPAUL, CAN WE PLEASE SEW

74. SOMETHING FOR NEXT WEEK?

75. NO SEWING, RU!

76. SO I CAN WIN A DAMN

77. CHALLENGE!

78. LET'S JUST HOPE I HAVE ENOUGH

79. FABRIC TO BRAID MYSELF ANOTHER

80. DRESS.

81. I'M SORRY, MY DEAR.

82. YOUR SEWING LOOKS LIKE SHIT.

83. I JUST FEEL LIKE THERE ARE

84. PEOPLE WHO ARE JUST WAITING FOR

85. ME TO SCREW UP BIG TIME.

86. YOUR SEWING LOOKS LIKE COCO'S

87. PERFORMANCE.

88. SHIT.

89. IT'S TURNED QUICKLY FROM

90. SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING

91. PANTS TO "SISTERHOOD OF I'M

92. GOING TO KILL YOU SO I CAN WIN."

93. THE WINNER OF RUPAUL'S DRAG

94. RACE RECEIVES A SICKENING

95. SUPPLY OF COLOREVOLUTION

96. COSMETICS, A LUXURY TRIP,

97. COURTESY OF ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL,

98. HEADLINE LOGO'S DRAG RACE TOUR,

99. FEATURING ABSOLUT VODKA,

100. COCKTAILS PERFECTED, AND A CASH

101. PRIZE OF $100,000.

102. AND TONIGHT, EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST

103. JUDGES CLINTON KELLY AND GEORGE

104. KOTSIOPOULOS.

105. CINCO, CINCO, CINCO.

106. WE'RE BACK IN THE WORKROOM, IT'S

107. A NEW WEEK, AND I AM TERRIFIED

108. OF MESSING UP NOW.

109. OOH, GIRL!

110. YOU'VE GOT SHE MAIL!

111. SOMETIMES A DRAG QUEEN'S GOTTA

112. DO WHAT A DRAG QUEEN'S GOTTA DO,

113. WHETHER IT'S LAYING A FOUNDATION

114. OR PAINTING THE HOUSE DOWN.

115. YOU'VE GOT TO SPACKLE, NEELY,

116. SPACKLE!

117. REMEMBER THE GOLDEN SHOWER

118. DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU

119. WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO RU.

120. OH...

121. WHAT?

122. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

123. HI, RU.

124. NOW, TO KEEP YOU IN FIGHTING

125. SHAPE, FOR TODAY'S MINI

126. CHALLENGE, YOU'RE GOING TO GO

127. TO...

128. DRAG BOOTY CAMP.

129. OH...

130. SO PUT ON YOUR WORKOUT GEAR,

131. INCLUDING HEELS BY LE DAME AND

132. BOOBS FROM THE BREAST FORM

133. STORE.

134. GO!

135. OOH.

136. LE DAME.

137. THIS MUST BE WHAT MY MOM

138. FEELS LIKE.

139. YEAH, YEAH.

140. LADIES, MEET YOUR PERSONAL

141. TRAINER.

142. FROM BARRY'S BOOTCAMP, STORM.

143. MASH.

144. NOW, THE ONE QUEEN THAT

145. OUTLASTS THE OTHERS WINS.

146. OOH.

147. LET'S GET IT UP, COME ON.

148. I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'VE BEEN

149. TOLD.

150. I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'VE

151. BEEN TOLD.

152. DRAG QUEEN SHADE IS MIGHTY

153. COLD.

154. DRAG QUEEN SHADE IS

155. MIGHTY COLD.

156. PUMP IT, GIRLS.

157. PUMP IT, LADIES.

158. KEEP THAT ENERGY UP.

159. JINKX, YOU TOOK OFF YOUR HEELS.

160. THEY FELL OFF!

161. COME ON, YOU CALL YOURSELF A

162. DRAG QUEEN?

163. HERE WE GO, LADIES.

164. COME ON. THERE YOU GO.

165. YOU DON'T NEED ME.

166. COME ON, COUNT IT OFF.

167. I DON'T LIKE WORKING OUT

168. AROUND OTHER PEOPLE.

169. I GET UGLY WHEN I WORK OUT.

170. GET UP, GET UP!

171. DETOX, YOU'RE OUT.

172. KEEP CRUNCHING, COME ON.

173. COCO, YOU'RE OUT.

174. KEEP IT GOING.

175. ROXXXY, YOU'RE OUT.

176. UP!

177. IT'S JUST BETWEEN JINKX AND

178. ALASKA.

179. COME ON, NOW.

180. FINALLY, MY OPPORTUNITY TO

181. PUSH JINKX DOWN THE PROVERBIAL

182. STAIRS.

183. WHO'S GONNA BE THE LAST QUEEN

184. CRUNCHING?

185. AH!

186. OH, JINKX IS OUT.

187. ALASKA WINS.

188. WHOO-HOO!

189. LET'S DO SOME MORE!

190. ALASKA, CONDRAGULATIONS.

191. THANK YOU.

192. BYE, LADIES.

193. I'LL SEE YOU AT THE GYM.

194. SEE YA THERE.

195. NOT REALLY.

196. NOW, YOU LADIES HAVE BRAVELY

197. SOLDIERED THROUGH CHALLENGE

198. AFTER CHALLENGE.

199. NOW IT'S TIME TO GIVE BACK TO

200. THOSE WHO HAVE SACRIFICED SO

201. MUCH TO SERVE THIS GREAT NATION.

202. OH, BOYS!

203. GOD BLESS AMERICA.

204. THESE GENTLEMEN, WHO ALSO

205. HAPPEN TO BE GAY, SERVED OUR

206. COUNTRY BEFORE THE REPEAL OF

207. "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL."

208. THANKS TO THESE MEN, WE HAVE THE

209. FREEDOM TO BE FIERCE.

210. AND NOW, YOU GET TO EXERCISE

211. THAT FREEDOM BY ENLISTING THESE

212. MEN INTO YOUR DRAG HOUSE.

213. OH, SHIT.

214. I'M NERVOUS, 'CAUSE I'VE NEVER

215. DONE ANYONE ELSE'S MAKEUP.

216. NOW, ALASKA, YOU WON THE MINI

217. CHALLENGE, SO YOU GET TO PAIR

218. THE QUEENS WITH THEIR VETS.

219. WELL, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR

220. A REASON, AND THESE MEN CAME IN

221. IN THIS ORDER FOR A REASON.

222. SO I WANT TO GO STRAIGHT DOWN

223. THE LINE, SO IZZY IS IT?

224. YES.

225. YOU ARE GOING TO BE WITH

226. ROXXXY ANDREWS.

227. ALASKA TELLS RUPAUL,

228. "EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A

229. REASON."

230. I THINK IT WAS SABOTAGE.

231. I THOUGHT WE WERE CLOSER THAN

232. THIS.

233. IT PISSED ME OFF.

234. DAVE, YOU'RE GOING TO BE WITH

235. JINKX MONSOON.

236. HI, DAVE.

237. YOU'LL HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH

238. JINKX.

239. JINKX IS MY BIGGEST COMPETITION

240. RIGHT NOW, SO MAYBE IT WOULD BE

241. AN IMPEDIMENT HAVING AN OLDER

242. MAN.

243. STEVE, YOU'RE GOING TO BE WITH

244. COCO.

245. SO BIG AND STRONG.

246. AARON, YOU'RE GOING TO BE

247. WITH LADY DETOX.

248. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

249. THANK YOU.

250. AND ALASKA, THAT MEANS YOU

251. HAVE MACK.

252. I THINK PAIRING MYSELF WITH

253. THE TALL, PRETTY ONE IS PROBABLY

254. A REALLY GOOD STRATEGY.

255. NOW, LADIES, WE'RE GONNA BE

256. LOOKING FOR A STRONG FAMILY

257. RESEMBLANCE.

258. A TRUE EXPRESSION OF YOUR DRAG.

259. ATTENTION!

260. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.

261. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN...

262. WIN!

263. SO YOU'VE NEVER, EVER BEEN

264. IN DRAG BEFORE?

265. NO, I HAVE NOT.

266. OKAY.

267. WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR DIVA

268. INSPIRATIONS?

269. UH...

270. JUDY GARLAND.

271. I CAN SEE US DOING A

272. JUDY/LIZA KIND OF THING

273. TOGETHER.

274. I KNEW JUDY, BY THE WAY.

275. YOU DID?

276. YES.

277. YOU KNEW JUDY GARLAND?

278. WHAT WAS SHE LIKE?

279. SHE WAS ACTUALLY REALLY NICE.

280. THAT'S AMAZING.

281. I FEEL LIKE THE LUCKIEST DRAG

282. QUEEN IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW,

283. 'CAUSE I KNOW THESE YOUNG GUYS

284. DON'T HAVE STORIES LIKE THAT.

285. AND LOOK, DETOX IS MORE

286. CONCERNED ABOUT SLEEPING WITH

287. HER, UM...

288. I CAN TELL.

289. HA!

290. EVEN THOUGH I GOT PAIRED UP

291. WITH THE OLDEST VET, I GET TO

292. WORK WITH ONE OF THE SWEETEST,

293. COOLEST PEOPLE IN THE ROOM.

294. WE HAVE TO GIVE YOU BODY.

295. OKAY.

296. STAND UP FOR ME.

297. YOU CAN'T TELL IN THESE

298. PANTS, BUT I HAVE A BIG BUTT.

299. DO YOU HAVE A BIG BUTT?

300. THAT'S PERFECT, 'CAUSE I HAVE A

301. HUGE ASS.

302. OH, IT IS A NICE BUTT.

303. WE'RE STILL GONNA MAKE IT

304. BIGGER.

305. I GOT A REALLY HOT GUY.

306. LIKE, AH, JESUS.

307. HE'S REALLY SWEET, AND A TOTAL

308. SISSY, AND I REALLY LIKE THAT.

309. I JUST WANT ALL YOU BITCHES TO

310. PAY ATTENTION REALLY QUICK.

311. AND LET AARON SHOW YOU HOW IT'S

312. FUCKING DONE.

313. OH, MY GOD, SHE'S DONE THIS

314. BEFORE.

315. I LOVE IT!

316. I'M NOT HAPPY AT ALL.

317. IZZY IS SHORTER, AND HE'S HAIRY.

318. I'M PISSED.

319. COMING UP...

320. CAN WE SEE A LITTLE BIT OF HER

321. WALK?

322. YEAH.

323. OOH—WHOA, WHOA.

324. I GOT—I GOT IT.

325. REALLY?

326. I THINK I MIGHT HAVE KILLED

327. JUDY GARLAND.

328. TODAY, WE HAVE TO MAKE OVER

329. OUR GAY VET.

330. HAVE YOU EVER WORN LEG AVENUE?

331. NO.

332. AND WE HAVE TO DO A COMPLETE

333. FAMILY RESEMBLANCE RUNWAY LOOK.

334. IS THAT THE MICHAEL LEVINE

335. FABRIC?

336. OH, MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA BE

337. GORGEOUS.

338. GIVE ME A LITTLE RUNWAY.

339. OH, FUCK.

340. OH, MY GOD, HOLD ON.

341. I GOTTA SEE THIS.

342. YOU LOOK LIKE JENNIFER LOPEZ AS

343. JESUS.

344. I GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN'

345. FOR Y'ALL.

346. I HAVE A FUEL UNDER MY ASS.

347. HE'S GOING TO BE DROP-DEAD

348. GORGEOUS.

349. GET NAKED.

350. LET'S TRY THIS ON YOU.

351. I'M HAVING A DIFFICULT TIME

352. WORKING WITH MY PARTNER BECAUSE

353. HE'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

354. SO DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR

355. ANYTHING?

356. NO.

357. THANK YOU, GAY GOD.

358. I JUST GOT LADY WOOD FOR YOU

359. WALKING.

360. IF DETOX DOESN'T WIN THIS

361. CHALLENGE, SHE'LL HAVE NO ONE TO

362. BLAME BUT HERSELF.

363. HERE, PUT ON THESE.

364. OKAY.

365. YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND THAT

366. BENDING OVER CAN BE A TRIP

367. SOMETIMES.

368. I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION.

369. IN FACT, I FELL DOWN THE OTHER

370. DAY.

371. DAVE'S KIND OF TOP-HEAVY, AND

372. IT MAKES IT VERY HARD FOR HIM TO

373. WALK AROUND.

374. HOLD MY HAND.

375. FOCUS ON WALKING ON YOUR TOES A

376. LITTLE BIT MORE.

377. IT'S A DISTINCT POSSIBILITY I'M

378. GOING TO BE IN THE BOTTOM TWO

379. TOMORROW.

380. OKAY.

381. OOH—WHOA, WHOA.

382. I GOT—I GOT IT.

383. YOU OKAY?

384. THIS BIG, BUFF MAN IN CAMOUFLAGE

385. PANTS AND A PAIR OF HEELS.

386. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE PUTTING A

387. MAN'S BREASTS ON.

388. OH, GOD, STEVE, WE'VE GOT TO

389. PULL THIS OFF.

390. 'CAUSE IF I'M IN THE BOTTOM TWO,

391. THIS MAY BE MY LAST SUPPER.

392. YOU HAVEN'T?

393. UH-UH.

394. WELL, HOW'D YOU GET YOURS,

395. THEN?

396. MY FRIEND MADE THEM FOR ME.

397. OH.

398. I'VE SEEN A YOUTUBE VIDEO OF

399. IT.

400. ALL I HAVE IS A PAIR OF SCISSORS

401. AND THIS REALLY HARD FOAM, AND

402. SO I'M JUST HOPING THEY'LL LOOK

403. PASSABLE.

404. WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO, LIKE, GET

405. INTO THE MILITARY?

406. I GREW UP IN FOSTER CARE, AND

407. MY 18TH BIRTHDAY, MY FOSTER MOM

408. WAS LIKE, "YOU HAVE TO FIND A

409. PLACE TO LIVE.

410. I'LL GIVE YOU A WEEK."

411. AND SO I JOINED THE MILITARY,

412. AND I GOT OUT OF IT STRUCTURE,

413. DISCIPLINE...

414. WOW.

415. AND NOW I'M READY TO BE OUT

416. ON MY OWN.

417. IT SHOWS A GREAT AMOUNT OF

418. WISDOM.

419. HE SAID, "MY LIFE NEEDS ORDER

420. THAT I NEVER GOT."

421. IT'S VERY ADMIRABLE.

422. ALL RIGHT, NOW REMEMBER, YOU'RE

423. A WOMAN, NOT A MAN.

424. WALK SOFTLY.

425. MACK IS WALKING LIKE A MACK

426. TRUCK DRIVER.

427. LADIES TAKE SOFT STEPS.

428. ANY ADVANTAGE I THOUGHT I HAD

429. BECAUSE OF MACK'S APPEARANCE

430. COMPLETELY VANISHES BECAUSE OF

431. THIS WAY THAT HE IS HOLDING

432. HIMSELF.

433. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

434. HI, RU.

435. OH, DEAR, I SEE LOTS OF

436. TITTIES UP IN HERE.

437. HELLO, JINKX AND DAVE.

438. HELLO.

439. HI, RU.

440. HOW'S IT GOING OVER HERE?

441. HE AND I DECIDED WE'RE GOING

442. TO DO A JUDY AND LIZA TRIBUTE.

443. OH, MY GOODNESS.

444. AND I'VE GOT THE BACK-STORY.

445. TELL ME ABOUT THAT.

446. I THINK I MIGHT HAVE KILLED

447. JUDY GARLAND.

448. WE WERE TALKING ONE NIGHT AT

449. DINNER, AND SHE ASKED ME ABOUT

450. THE NEW SLEEPING PILLS THAT WERE

451. OUT.

452. I TOLD HER ABOUT A NEW ONE, AND

453. SHE DIED OF AN OVERDOSE.

454. DAVE HAS GOT RU SPEECHLESS.

455. HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO, "I THINK

456. I KILLED JUDY GARLAND"?

457. HE'S A MONSOON, ALL RIGHT.

458. WELL, YOU KNOW, DAVE, SHE

459. WORKED REAL HARD TO GET THERE.

460. LISTEN, YOU KIDS GET BACK TO

461. WORK, AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE

462. YA.

463. THANK YOU.

464. YEAH.

465. ALL RIGHT.

466. HOUSE OF ALASKA.

467. MACK HAS BIG, OLD TITTIES, NO

468. MAKEUP ON, AND YOUR SKIN IS

469. PERFECT.

470. OH, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY WALK

471. YET.

472. WELL, RIGHT, UH...

473. CAN WE SEE A LITTLE BIT OF

474. IT?

475. IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS.

476. IT'S HARD BREAKING THE MAN OUT

477. OF MACK.

478. REALLY?

479. THE ARMED SERVICES PUSHED IT

480. INSIDE OF YOU.

481. I—THAT CAME OUT WRONG.

482. YOU HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO.

483. YOU BETTER SISSY THAT WALK,

484. MACK.

485. YOU GOT IT, RU.

486. I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

487. DETOX AND AARON.

488. OH, MY GOODNESS, YOU ARE WORKING

489. ON IT ALREADY.

490. HI, RU.

491. SHE'S MY LITTLE BABY DOLL.

492. THE FIRST THING OUT OF HER MOUTH

493. WAS, "I NEED TO PUT SHOES ON

494. NOW," AND SHE'S BEEN SISSYING

495. THAT WALK UP AND DOWN THIS

496. ENTIRE WORKROOM.

497. GOOD, GOOD.

498. SO, AARON, DON'T ASK DON'T

499. TELL, HOW HAS THAT AFFECTED YOUR

500. LIFE?

501. I'VE SERVED BEFORE AND AFTER.

502. AND SERVING BEFORE, IT WAS

503. TOUGH, BECAUSE I WAS, YOU KNOW,

504. 22 AND LIVING IN THE CASTRO, AND

505. LIKE GAY, GAY, GAY.

506. YEAH.

507. AND IT WAS SUCH CULTURE SHOCK

508. COMING BACK IN THE CLOSET.

509. WHAT'S IT LIKE NOW?

510. IT TAKES A LITTLE WEIGHT OFF

511. YOU.

512. MM-HMM.

513. AND IT'S NICE TO BE ABLE TO,

514. WITHOUT FEAR OF REPERCUSSION,

515. JUST REALLY BE THAT PERSON.

516. I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU ARE

517. HERE WITH US, AND THAT YOU ARE

518. OUT AND PROUD, AND I CANNOT WAIT

519. TO SEE YOU.

520. ME TOO.

521. THANK YOU, RU.

522. SEE YA.

523. BYE.

524. THE HOUSE OF MONTRESE.

525. HI, RU.

526. NOW, YOU'VE GOT SOME WIDE

527. HIPS, THERE.

528. HAVE YOU DONE DRAG BEFORE?

529. NO, NEVER, RU.

530. NEVER.

531. I FEEL LIKE, HOW DO THEY DO

532. THAT?

533. I MEAN, YOU GUYS GOT BALLS,

534. SERIOUSLY.

535. OH, YEAH, WE DO HAVE BALLS.

536. STEVE, NOW WHAT MADE YOU JOIN

537. THE MILITARY?

538. I ALWAYS HAD AN ISSUE WITH

539. MY—WITH BEING HOMOSEXUAL.

540. IT WAS A WAY FOR ME TO BECOME

541. STRAIGHT.

542. I THOUGHT I WOULD GO IN THERE,

543. THEY'LL BUFF YOU UP, AND YELL AT

544. YOU.

545. WHEN YOU HEAR THAT, YOU THINK

546. ABOUT THE OTHER GUYS THAT DID IT

547. TOO.

548. WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST LET PEOPLE

549. BE WHO THEY ARE?

550. I WAS YOUNG, I WAS STUPID...

551. YEAH.

552. THE MARINES DID TEACH ME, YOU

553. KNOW, HOW TO BE A MAN, AND HOW

554. TO NOT TAKE THINGS SO SERIOUSLY.

555. A LOT LIKE DRAG.

556. YEAH.

557. YEAH.

558. NOW, LEMME TELL YA, COCO

559. NEEDS YOUR HELP.

560. SHE WAS IN THE BOTTOM TWO LAST

561. WEEK.

562. YA GOTTA BRING THAT UP, RU?

563. REALLY?

564. SHE'S COUNTING ON YOU TO BE A

565. FIERCE QUEEN.

566. ALL RIGHT, KIDS, GET BACK TO

567. IT.

568. I WILL SEE YOU ON THE MAIN

569. STAGE.

570. BYE, RU.

571. ROXXXY AND IZZY—NOW, IZZY,

572. HAVE YOU EVER DONE DRAG BEFORE?

573. NEVER.

574. HAVE YOU EVER WORN HEELS

575. BEFORE?

576. NEVER.

577. SO ARE YOU GONNA SHOW A

578. LITTLE OF THE-

579. 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE ANDREWS

580. ARE FAMOUS FOR.

581. DO YOU HAVE ANY PEANUT BUTTER?

582. NO.

583. WHAT'S THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE,

584. IN THIS CHALLENGE, FOR YOU?

585. I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT

586. WHATEVER I'M MAKING HER, THAT

587. SHE IS GONNA FEEL COMFORTABLE

588. 100%.

589. WELL, I'LL LET YOU GET BACK

590. TO IT, OKAY?

591. OKAY.

592. BY NO WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM DO I

593. THINK I'M DONE AND FEELING GOOD.

594. ALL RIGHT, GATHER ROUND,

595. EVERYBODY!

596. NOW, TOMORROW ON THE MAIN STAGE,

597. WE'LL BE JOINED BY OUR

598. EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST JUDGES, TWO

599. MEN WHO KNOW A LOT ABOUT

600. MAKEOVERS.

601. FROM WHAT NOT TO WEAR, CLINTON

602. KELLY WILL BE HERE.

603. AND FROM THE FASHION POLICE,

604. GEORGE KOTSIOPOULOS.

605. OH, AND ONE MORE LITTLE THING.

606. IN ADDITION TO WALKING THE

607. RUNWAY, EACH TEAM NEEDS TO COME

608. UP WITH A PATRIOTIC COLOR GUARD

609. PRESENTATION.

610. SO RAISE YOUR FLAG HIGH AND

611. DON'T FUCK IT UP.

612. COMING UP...

613. MACK IS EXTREMELY MANLY.

614. OH!

615. WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK

616. WE'RE DOING.

617. HOW DO YOU FEEL AT IT?

618. I FEEL ALIVE.

619. OUR MAIN CHALLENGE TODAY IS

620. TO MAKE GAY VETERANS INTO PART

621. OF OUR DRAG FAMILY,

622. AND TO COME UP WITH A COLOR

623. GUARD ROUTINE TO PRESENT ON THE

624. RUNWAY.

625. HMM, HMM, THREE...

626. OH, FUCK.

627. WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE

628. FUCK WE'RE DOING.

629. WE HAVEN'T REALLY PLANNED

630. ANYTHING, WE'RE KIND OF MAKING

631. IT UP AS WE GO.

632. OH!

633. CLOSER.

634. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS?

635. TURN, TURN, TURN.

636. AND TURN AROUND.

637. TURN AROUND.

638. DON'T FALL, DON'T FALL.

639. I WON'T FALL, I'M GOOD.

640. THOSE SHOES ARE KILLING YOU,

641. HUH?

642. STEVE IS DETERMINED TO DO HIS

643. REHEARSAL IN THESE HEELS, BUT

644. THE ACHES AND PAINS ARE ALL OVER

645. HIS FACE.

646. AH!

647. SHUT UP.

648. I THINK AS MUCH AS STEVE

649. WANTS TO BE PREPARED FOR WHAT IT

650. TAKES TO BE IN THESE HEELS...

651. TAKE 'EM OFF.

652. YEAH, JUST TAKE 'EM OFF.

653. I DON'T THINK HE WAS READY FOR

654. THIS.

655. OH, UH-UH.

656. NO?

657. OH, NO, BABY.

658. I'M GONNA FALL OFF OF THESE.

659. ARE THEY TOO HIGH?

660. YEAH.

661. I DON'T WANT YOU TO HURT

662. YOURSELF.

663. I MEAN, I DO HAVE A MEDICAL

664. CONDITION.

665. WHAT'S THAT?

666. I WILL BE HONEST WITH YOU.

667. AND, UH, I TOOK A MEDICINE, AND

668. IT CAUSED ME TO LOOK LIKE THIS.

669. IT WASTED THE MUSCLES IN MY

670. LEGS.

671. I JUST CAN'T HOLD MYSELF UP.

672. OKAY.

673. WE'RE GONNA FIND A WAY TO WORK

674. WITH IT.

675. OKAY.

676. I MEAN, THERE'S A MILLION AND

677. ONE THINGS WE CAN DO TO OVERCOME

678. THIS.

679. AND WE'RE A TEAM.

680. YOU'RE NOT IN THIS ALONE.

681. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

682. DAVID IS SURVIVING WITH HIV,

683. AND HIS BODY WENT THROUGH A

684. MASSIVE TRANSFORMATION, AND IT

685. MAKES IT VERY HARD FOR HIM TO

686. WALK AROUND, LET ALONE WALK IN

687. HEELS, BUT DAVE'S HEART IS SO

688. IN IT THAT HE WANTS TO GIVE IT

689. HIS ALL.

690. WE'RE GONNA WORK WITH IT, NOT

691. AGAINST YOU.

692. POP THAT FOAM, GIRL.

693. POP THAT FOAM.

694. HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'?

695. I LOVE IT.

696. AND...

697. CAN WE DO THAT TOGETHER, THOUGH?

698. I'M JUST SCARED.

699. I'M SCARED, I'M SCARED, I'M

700. SCARED.

701. ALL RIGHT.

702. I DON'T KNOW WHAT COLOR GUARD OR

703. FLAG TWIRLING IS.

704. SO LET'S START FROM SWORD

705. FIGHTING.

706. AND THEN LIKE THAT, AND

707. THEN WHAT IF I TOOK THIS ONE

708. AWAY AND THEN TOUCHED YOURS?

709. AND THEN, YOU PULL IT BACK.

710. YOU'RE, LIKE...

711. LIKE YOU JUST TOUCHED MY

712. DICK OR MY SWORD FANTASY,

713. WHATEVER YOU CALL IT.

714. WELL.

715. WE'RE FIGURING IT OUT A LOT ON

716. THE FLY.

717. UM...

718. AND THEN WHAT?

719. DAVID'S USING THE FLAG AS A

720. CANE, BOTH FOR COMEDIC AND

721. PRACTICAL REASONS, BUT I

722. CHOREOGRAPHED OUR PIECE TO BE

723. WELL WITHIN HIS CAPABILITY.

724. COME ON, MAMA!

725. COME ON!

726. AND GIVE THE JUDY GARLAND A

727. LITTLE SWAGGER.

728. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO PULL AWAY

729. FROM CAMP AND SCHTICK IN THIS

730. COMPETITION, BUT I WOULD RATHER

731. HIM BE SAFE THEN TRY TO LAY ALL

732. THIS COMPLICATED CHOREOGRAPHY

733. ON HIM.

734. IT'S ME AND MY MAMA!

735. DO ONE AROUND.

736. UHH!

737. MAMA, YOUR SKIRT'S FALLING

738. DOWN!

739. I KNOW.

740. OH, MAMA!

741. TOMORROW, I WANNA WIN FOR DAVE'S

742. SAKE.

743. IT IS TIME TO BECOME WOMEN.

744. LET'S DO THIS.

745. READY OR NOT, HERE COMES

746. MAMA!

747. TODAY'S ELIMINATION DAY.

748. I HAVE A BUNCH OF THINGS TO DO

749. WITH IZZY.

750. WE HAVE TO GET HIM SHAVEN.

751. IT'S TIME TO GET SOME CLIPPERS

752. AND GET THIS HAIR OFF OF HIM.

753. BLAH! UHH!

754. I HATE BODY HAIR.

755. FISH DUDE.

756. LET'S GET THIS CHEST.

757. IZZY TURNED OUT TO BE AN ANGEL.

758. HE KNOWS THAT WHATEVER HE HAS TO

759. DO TO HELP US WIN, HE'S GONNA DO

760. IT.

761. HE'S DEFINITELY BEING A TROOPER

762. NO PUN INTENDED.

763. YOU'RE THE ONLY HAIRY ONE HERE?

764. THAT'S OKAY 'CAUSE GUESS WHAT?

765. WE CAN GET RID OF HAIR.

766. THEY CAN'T GET RID OF THOSE

767. FACES.

768. EXACTLY.

769. ALL MAKEUP, NO TALENT.

770. "ALL MAKEUP, NO TALENT"?

771. IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING,

772. COCO?

773. COCO AND STEVE ARE THROWING A

774. LOT OF SHADE, BUT LET'S SEE

775. WHEN THE FACES COME OUT 'CAUSE

776. COCO DON'T KNOW HOW TO PAINT

777. FACES.

778. SHE'S MAKING YOU A BLACK

779. GIRL.

780. I AM NOT!

781. YOU ARE, GIRL!

782. ALL THAT MAKEUP ON HIS FACE!

783. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME,

784. DETOX.

785. SHIT.

786. I DON'T PAINT OTHER PEOPLE'S

787. FACE.

788. THAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN

789. LEARN OVERNIGHT, AND I GOT A

790. FEW HOURS.

791. HORCHATA LOOKS LIKE A CROSS

792. BETWEEN ONE OF THE JACKSON 5s

793. AND A MEMBER FROM CATS.

794. OH, SHIT.

795. I LOOK SCARY.

796. AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?

797. YOU KNOW I DON'T KNOW HOW TO

798. GLUE DOWN BROWS.

799. SWEETIE, WE'RE IN A COMPETITION.

800. I CAN'T HELP YOU OR YOUR MANLY

801. MAN.

802. BUT LOOK HOW PRETTY HE IS.

803. TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED WHEN

804. YOU WERE DISCOVERED TO BE A

805. HOMOSEXUAL IN THE SERVICE.

806. THE HOUSE THAT I HAD IN

807. WASHINGTON, D.C., WE HAD FOUR OF

808. US, TWO MARINES AND TWO SAILORS.

809. WE DECIDED WE WANTED TO GO TO

810. OUR FAVORITE GAY BAR IN FULL

811. UNIFORM, WHAT WE CALLED "HIGH

812. DRAG" IN THOSE DAYS.

813. THERE WAS A SPY.

814. IT GOT BACK TO THE BASE, AND

815. ALL FOUR OF US WERE PUT ON

816. NOTICE THAT WE WERE GOING TO

817. BE DISCHARGED FOR BEING GAY.

818. HE'S BEEN THROUGH EVERYTHING

819. THAT YOU COULD GUESS A

820. 67-YEAR-OLD GAY VETERAN COULD

821. HAVE POSSIBLY BEEN THROUGH.

822. ONE OF THE BOYS ENDED UP

823. BEING COURT MARTIALED BECAUSE,

824. IN THOSE DAYS, IT WAS ILLEGAL

825. TO BE GAY, AND HE ENDED UP IN

826. LEAVENWORTH WARD FOR A YEAR.

827. IT'S SO IMPORTANT TO LEARN

828. ABOUT THE STRUGGLES THAT PEOPLE

829. LIKE DAVE HAVE BEEN THROUGH TO

830. GET US THE RIGHTS THAT WE TAKE

831. FOR GRANTED.

832. SO THAT CAR ACCIDENT THAT

833. YOU WERE IN, WHAT HAPPENED

834. THERE?

835. I WAS LEAVING A GIG, AND

836. APPARENTLY, THERE WAS THIS GUY

837. WHO GOT KICKED OUT OF THE BAR.

838. HE LEFT HIS CAR PARKED IN THE

839. MIDDLE OF THE FREEWAY WITH NO

840. LIGHTS ON AND WAS SLEEPING IN

841. HIS CAR.

842. WE JUST RAN INTO HIM GOING 80 OR

843. 90 MILES AN HOUR.

844. MY FACE KIND OF RICOCHETED OFF

845. THE WINDSHIELD, AND I LOST,

846. LIKE, THIS PART OF MY FOREHEAD.

847. I SEVERED THE MAIN ARTERY IN MY

848. HEAD, AND, LIKE, ALMOST BLED

849. OUT IN A MATTER OF MINUTES.

850. JESUS CHRIST.

851. DID THAT CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT

852. YOU?

853. I DIDN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE FOR,

854. LIKE, TWO MONTHS BECAUSE I JUST

855. FELT LIKE SUCH A FRANKENSTEIN.

856. AFTER THE ACCIDENT, IT WAS

857. PRETTY TRAUMATIZING BECAUSE I

858. WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR SO

859. LONG, AND I WAS REALLY WEAK.

860. I WAS SO DEPRESSED.

861. I WOULD GO VISIT DRAG SHOWS,

862. AND THEY REALLY KINDA PULLED ME

863. OUT OF THAT, AND, WE'RE, LIKE,

864. "JUST GET BACK INTO IT, GIRL.

865. YOU LOOK FINE, YOU'LL BE GOOD."

866. GETTING BACK INTO DOING DRAG AND

867. THROWING MYSELF INTO MY WORK

868. REALLY HELPED ME, BUT I STILL

869. CAN'T GROW EYEBROWS ON THIS

870. SIDE.

871. LUCKILY, I CAN PAINT THEM ON.

872. I JUST PULL IT DOWN AND THEN

873. TAKE THE REST OF YOUR WEED

874. WHACKER AND PULL IT ALL THE WAY

875. BACK.

876. THAT'S NOT GONNA HURT?

877. NO, JUST TRY IT.

878. NOW, WHAT DO YOU TAPE IT TO?

879. YOU PULL THE TAPE UP TO

880. YOUR BUTT.

881. IT'S TIME FOR STEVE TO TUCK,

882. AND THIS IS A PROCESS,

883. A VERY LONG PROCESS.

884. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THIS?

885. THE BUCKET'S SLIPPING OUT.

886. DO I HAVE TO COME BACK THERE

887. AND PUT IT UP FOR YOU?

888. 'CAUSE I WILL.

889. OH, LOOKS LIKE CAMEL TOE.

890. CAMEL TOE IS IN THIS SEASON.

891. CAN'T WALK IN IT.

892. COMING UP...

893. YOU WERE MAKING MAJOR

894. MISSTEPS.

895. AND THAT WAS NOT GLAMOROUS.

896. IT WAS NOT ELEGANT.

897. IT WAS NOT CHIC.

898. JUST SHOW US A SMILE FROM

899. TIME TO TIME.

900. ♪ COVER GIRL

901. WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE OF

902. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

903. MICHELLE VISAGE, FOR THOSE ABOUT

904. TO FROCK, WE SALUTE YOU.

905. AHOY!

906. THE GREAT SANTINO.

907. YOU LOOK GORGEOUS, RU.

908. THANK YOU.

909. FROM WHAT NOT TO WEAR,

910. CLINTON KELLY!

911. GUESS WHAT I'M NOT WEARING.

912. MAKEUP.

913. IT'S TRUE.

914. AU NATUREL, I LOVE IT.

915. AND, FROM THE FASHION POLICE,

916. GEORGE KATSIOPOULOS.

917. NOW, ARE YOU EXCITED TO BE HERE?

918. THIS IS MORE EXCITING THAN

919. THE ACADEMY AWARDS.

920. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

921. I LOVE THIS SHOW!

922. SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU HERE.

923. THIS WEEK, WE CHALLENGED OUR

924. QUEENS TO EARN THEIR STRIPES BY

925. TRANSFORMING GAY VETERANS INTO

926. MEMBERS OF THEIR DRAG FAMILY.

927. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES

928. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

929. IMMEDIATELY, I DROP A FLAG.

930. BAM!

931. FUCK.

932. OUR FLAG ROUTINE IS FUN,

933. GOOFY, AND WEIRD, JUST LIKE ME.

934. HORCHATA IS TURNING IT OUT.

935. SHE'S SMILING.

936. SHE'S BUCKIN'.

937. SHE'S DOING HER THING.

938. EVERY TIME I LOOKED OVER AT

939. ISABELLA, SHE WAS DOING EXACTLY

940. WHAT SHE NEEDED TO DO.

941. COULD NOT HAVE GONE ANY BETTER.

942. I THINK WE MIGHT PULL THROUGH

943. TONIGHT.

944. COMMENCE SHAKEDOWN.

945. LADIES, FORWARD MARCH.

946. FROM THE HOUSE OF MONSOON,

947. JINKX AND FORTUNA.

948. JUDY LOOKS MORE LIKE LIZA

949. THESE DAYS.

950. YEAH!

951. WE ARE SERVING MAMA AND GYPSY

952. REALNESS.

953. I THINK WE REALLY HIT THE NAIL

954. ON THE HEAD WITH THIS ONE.

955. MEET ME IN THE MIDDLE AND GIVE

956. 'EM A LITTLE HIP!

957. HERE WE GO, AND, OH!

958. YOU GOT IT!

959. NOW, THAT'S ENTER-TAINT-MENT.

960. THE HOUSE OF ANDREWS, ROXXXY AND

961. ISABELLA.

962. THAT'S THE ANDREWS SISTERS.

963. UH-HUH.

964. BAM!

965. THE LOOK ON IZZY'S FACE, SHE

966. IS FEELING IT.

967. SHE IS LOVING IT.

968. YEAH, BITCHES, GET INTO IT.

969. THE MISSING KARDASHIAN

970. SISTERS.

971. BIG BOOTIES MUST RUN IN THE

972. FAMILY.

973. YEAH.

974. THE HOUSE OF ALASKA FEATURING

975. ALASKA AND NEBRASKA, CAT

976. BURGLARS.

977. OKAY, THAT'S MORE LIKE MISS

978. NEBRASKA 'CAUSE SHE IS A BEAUTY

979. QUEEN.

980. YES.

981. WE'RE FEELING GOOD.

982. WE'RE SKIPPING DOWN THE RUNWAY.

983. I'M VERY PROUD OF LITTLE

984. NEBRASKA.

985. I DIDN'T KNOW PATTY HEARST

986. HAD DAUGHTERS.

987. UH-HUH.

988. DETOX AND

989. BETHADONE, HUNTING FOR RED

990. OCTOBER.

991. BETHADONE AND I ARE STOMPING

992. IT OUT AND BEING PLAYFUL, AND

993. YOU CAN JUST TELL THAT HE'S

994. LIVING FOR HIMSELF, WHICH IS THE

995. PURPOSE OF THIS WHOLE CHALLENGE.

996. AMERICA THE BOOTY-FUL.

997. LUCKY FOR THESE GIRLS, IT'S

998. FLEET WEEK.

999. THE HOUSE OF MONTRESE!

1000. COCO AND HORCHATA MONTRESE.

1001. MM, I'M THIRSTY.

1002. HORCHATA'S GIVING YOU NOTHING

1003. BUT PURE SHOW GIRL, AND I'M

1004. GIVING YOU NOTHING BUT RED

1005. CARPET, MONTRESE-STYLE.

1006. RED SKY AT NIGHT, SAILOR'S

1007. DELIGHT.

1008. IS THAT YOUR BOA, OR ARE YOU

1009. JUST READY TO FLOCK ME?

1010. COMING UP...

1011. THE BOOTS ARE JUST

1012. UNFORGIVABLE.

1013. I HATE THEM.

1014. THOSE PADS, IT LOOKS LIKE

1015. THERE'S HAMS IN THERE.

1016. YOU SEEM VERY UPSET.

1017. IT WAS A SHIT SHOW.

1018. WELCOME, LADIES!

1019. FIRST UP, THE HOUSE OF MONSOON,

1020. JINKX AND FORTUNA.

1021. DAVE, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR

1022. BEFORE.

1023. AND LOOK AT YOU NOW.

1024. AS COMPLICATED AS YOUR

1025. CHOREOGRAPHY WAS, YOU WERE BOTH

1026. IN SYNC WITH ONE ANOTHER, AND IT

1027. WASN'T OVERLY COMPLICATED WHERE

1028. YOU WERE DROPPING THINGS OR

1029. MAKING MAJOR MISSTEPS.

1030. YOU DID HAVE A VERY DIFFICULT

1031. TASK DRESSING SOMEONE IN THEIR

1032. 60s, AND I ACTUALLY WOULDN'T

1033. CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT THE

1034. STYLING.

1035. I THINK YOU GUYS LOOK

1036. INCREDIBLE.

1037. WELL, DAVE, I'M HONORED TO

1038. HAVE YOU HERE ESPECIALLY SINCE

1039. YOU'RE ONE OF THE QUEENS FROM

1040. BACK IN THE DAY.

1041. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY

1042. "THE OLDEST."

1043. THAT WOULD BE MICHELLE.

1044. THE HOUSE OF

1045. ANDREWS, ROXXXY AND ISABELLA.

1046. NOW, THIS IS IZZY BEFORE,

1047. AND THIS IS ISABELLA.

1048. SO HOW DO YOU FEEL, IZZY?

1049. I FEEL LIKE I COULD GIVE

1050. SANTINO A MUSTACHE RIDE.

1051. COME ON WITH IT!

1052. ONE THING ABOUT THE HOUSE OF

1053. WE'RE HOS, MISS THANG,

1054. AND THIS ONE CAME RIGHT INTO

1055. IT.

1056. YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.

1057. I LOVE THAT YOU DID THE

1058. TRADITIONAL ANDREWS ASS,

1059. AND YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE FAMILY

1060. MEMBERS.

1061. WOW.

1062. YOU WERE IN PERFECT UNISON

1063. FOR MOST OF THE ROUTINE, WHICH

1064. WAS REALLY FUN, AND, ISABELLA,

1065. THAT BOOTY SHAKE WAS SERIOUSLY

1066. GRADE A.

1067. I MEAN, I COULD NOT GET OVER

1068. THAT.

1069. NEXT UP, FROM THE HOUSE OF

1070. ALASKA, ALASKA, THE 49TH STATE,

1071. AND NEBRASKA, THE 37TH STATE.

1072. OHH.

1073. MACK, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT

1074. YOUR BEFORE PICTURE, AND LET'S

1075. TAKE A LOOK AT YOU NOW.

1076. OOH, OOH!

1077. NEBRASKA, TELL ME ABOUT THE

1078. CHALLENGE.

1079. WHAT WAS THE HARDEST PART?

1080. I WAS A LITTLE BIT

1081. UNCOMFORTABLE AT THE BEGINNING,

1082. AND AS SOON AS SHE BROUGHT OUT

1083. THE WEAPONS AND I WAS IN THE

1084. GEAR, I WAS READY FOR BATTLE.

1085. STOP USING SEX AS A WEAPON,

1086. NEBRASKA.

1087. WELL, DIDN'T YOU GET THE

1088. PRETTY PEARL?

1089. I MEAN, NEBRASKA CAME OUT, AND I

1090. WAS, LIKE, "WHOA!"

1091. THE FLAG ROUTINE DIDN'T REALLY

1092. COME OFF THE WAY YOU WANTED IT

1093. TO.

1094. I THINK THERE WERE THINGS OUT OF

1095. SYNC AND FALLING APART HERE AND

1096. THERE.

1097. THOSE HIP PADS, I MEAN, IT

1098. LOOKS LIKE THERE'S HAMS IN

1099. THERE.

1100. YOU HAD, LIKE, THE PERFECT

1101. MODEL TO WORK WITH, AND IT

1102. JUST MAKES ME SAD TO SEE LUMPY

1103. PADDING, AND THE BOOTS ARE JUST

1104. UNFORGIVABLE.

1105. I JUST HATE—I HATE THEM.

1106. THE HOUSE OF DETOX,

1107. DETOX AND BETHADONE.

1108. HELLO.

1109. THIS IS AARON BEFORE, AND

1110. LOOK AT YOU NOW.

1111. SO, BETHADONE, WHAT WAS TOUGHER:

1112. BASIC TRAINING OR GETTING UP

1113. INTO DRAG?

1114. I'M DEFINITELY GONNA HAVE TO

1115. SAY BASIC TRAINING...

1116. BUT THIS DEFINITELY WASN'T

1117. EASY.

1118. I'M INTERESTED IN WHY DETOX

1119. PUT THAT BOW IN THE FRONT AFTER

1120. WE READ ROXXXY DOWN FOR THAT.

1121. OH, 'CAUSE I DON'T PAY

1122. ATTENTION TO ROXY.

1123. BUT YOU SHOULD PAY ATTENTION

1124. TO CRITIQUES.

1125. THAT PERFORMANCE, YOU DROPPED

1126. THE FLAG.

1127. THEY GOT TWISTED UP.

1128. GOD, IT WAS JUST—

1129. IT WAS A SHIT SHOW.

1130. BETHADONE LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS

1131. HAVING A LOT OF FUN.

1132. SHE WAS REALLY SMILING, AND YOU

1133. DIDN'T SEEM TO BE HAVING AS MUCH

1134. FUN.

1135. JUST SHOW US A SMILE FROM TIME

1136. TO TIME.

1137. THE HOUSE

1138. OF MONTRESE, COCO AND HORCHATA.

1139. NOW, THIS IS STEVE BEFORE, AND

1140. LOOK AT YOU NOW.

1141. STEVE, WHAT WAS THE HARDEST PART

1142. OF IT FOR YOU?

1143. THE HEELS AND THE MAKEUP.

1144. GOOD, THEN, IT'S WORKING.

1145. YOU GUYS REALLY WENT FOR,

1146. LIKE, THE OLYMPICS HERE WITH

1147. YOUR FLAG ROUTINES.

1148. IT'S NOT NECESSARY.

1149. I CAN TELL THAT YOU'VE NEVER

1150. DONE SOMEONE ELSE'S HAIR AND

1151. MAKEUP.

1152. THERE'S SUBTLE BLENDING AND

1153. HIGHLIGHTING THAT YOU DIDN'T DO.

1154. AND THE IRREGULAR HEM MAKES

1155. IT SEEM LIKE YOU MADE A GOWN FOR

1156. YOURSELF AND YOU GAVE YOUR

1157. SISTER THE SCRAPS THAT WERE KIND

1158. OF LEFT OVER.

1159. YOU SEEM VERY UPSET.

1160. IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY WEEK, I'M

1161. LETTING YOU DOWN, I'M LETTING

1162. YOU DOWN, I'M LETTING YOU DOWN.

1163. LISTEN, IT'S PART OF THE GAME

1164. OF BEING CRITICIZED BY JUDGES.

1165. I'VE BEEN IN FRONT OF ANY KIND

1166. OF CRITIC YOU CAN IMAGINE.

1167. HAVE FUN WITH IT.

1168. AS AN ENTERTAINER, YOU KNOW THAT

1169. IF YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN, THE

1170. AUDIENCE DOESN'T HAVE FUN.

1171. YOU JUST GOTTA REMEMBER THAT.

1172. I AM SO PROUD THAT WE GOT TO

1173. SHARE THIS WITH THESE FELLAS

1174. FROM THE MILITARY AND SHOWING

1175. THEM WHAT THEY WERE FIGHTING

1176. FOR.

1177. THEY DON'T TELL THEM THAT WHEN

1178. THEY ENROLL THAT YOU'RE FIGHTING

1179. FOR OUR FREEDOM TO DRESS UP IN

1180. DRAGS.

1181. THIS IS A FABULOUS COUNTRY!

1182. AND I'M SO PROUD, RIGHT NOW, TO

1183. BE AN AMERICAN CITIZEN.

1184. ALL RIGHT, A LITTLE KI-KI ON THE

1185. STAGE.

1186. OHH!

1187. THANK YOU, LADIES, AND THANK

1188. YOU, VETERANS.

1189. NOW, WHILE YOU UNTUCK IN THE

1190. INTERIOR ILLUSIONS LOUNGE, THE

1191. JUDGES AND I WILL DELIBERATE.

1192. ALL RIGHT, NOW, JUST BETWEEN US

1193. CIVILIANS, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

1194. JINKX MONSOON AND FORTUNA.

1195. WHEN SHE AND FORTUNA CAME OUT

1196. WITH THEIR FLAG ROUTINE, I

1197. THOUGHT JINKX IS GOING TO BE IN

1198. THE BOTTOM, BUT I HAVE TO TELL

1199. YOU, SHE MADE UP FOR IT AND THEN

1200. SOME WITH HER MOTHER-DAUGHTER

1201. GYPSY ROSE LEE AND MAMA ROUTINE.

1202. MY ONLY CRITICISM WOULD BE

1203. THAT DAVE IS 67, BUT FORTUNA

1204. LOOKS A LITTLE BIT OLDER THAN

1205. THAT.

1206. THE HOUSE OF ANDREWS, ROXXXY

1207. AND ISABELLA.

1208. IT WASN'T TOO COMPLICATED,

1209. BUT WHAT THEY DID DO, IT WAS

1210. WELL PRACTICED, WELL REHEARSED.

1211. ROXY DID A BANG-UP JOB.

1212. WELL, I LOVE THE MINI ME VIBE

1213. THAT THEY WERE GIVING OUT, AND

1214. OH, MY GOD, THEY SHOULD JUST WIN

1215. ON THAT PADDING ALONE BECAUSE

1216. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS

1217. PADDING.

1218. IT WAS AMAZING.

1219. WHAT DID YOU THINK OF HOUSE

1220. OF ALASKA AND NEBRASKA?

1221. I THINK ALASKA NEEDS TO WORK

1222. ON HER CRAFT.

1223. THAT TRANSFORMATION WAS REALLY

1224. WEAK COMPARED TO WHAT SHE HAD TO

1225. WORK WITH.

1226. I WAS NOT AS COMPELLED BY

1227. ALASKA AS I WAS BY NEBRASKA,

1228. AND I THINK THAT'S A PROBLEM.

1229. MOVING ON TO THE HOUSE OF

1230. DETOX AND BETHADONE.

1231. THE COMPLICATED FLAG TWIRLING

1232. WAS A MESS, SERIOUSLY.

1233. THEY LOOK LIKE DERANGED

1234. RAGGEDY ANN DOLLS, AND I'M JUST

1235. QUESTIONING WHETHER OR NOT

1236. THERE'S A TASTE LEVEL THERE.

1237. COCO AND HORCHATA MONTRESE.

1238. POOR HORCHATA.

1239. I MEAN, POOR, POOR HORCHATA.

1240. THAT WAS NOT GLAMOROUS.

1241. IT WAS NOT ELEGANT.

1242. IT WAS NOT CHIC.

1243. YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING COCO

1244. MIGHT NEED TO GO BACK TO BEAUTY

1245. SCHOOL.

1246. THE FLAG SHOW WAS A DISASTER,

1247. AND SHE WOULD NEVER LET HERSELF

1248. GO OUT WITH A BUSTED-UP FACE

1249. LIKE THAT, NEVER, EVER.

1250. NO? PLEASE.

1251. IT WAS LIKE FRIDA KAHLO.

1252. IT WAS A GIANT EYEBROW WALKING

1253. DOWN THE STAGE.

1254. SILENCE!

1255. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1256. BRING BACK THE GIRLS.

1257. WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1258. I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

1259. JINKX MONSOON, YOUR LIZA AND

1260. JUDY-INSPIRED DRAG TOOK US OVER

1261. THE RAINBOW.

1262. YOU'RE SAFE.

1263. THANK YOU.

1264. I'M SAFE.

1265. ROXXXY ANDREWS, YOU SET OUT

1266. TO TURN A SALTY SEAMAN INTO YOUR

1267. SEXY SISTER.

1268. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

1269. CON-DRAG-ULATIONS, YOU ARE THE

1270. WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE.

1271. GIRL, YOU WON!

1272. YOU AND YOUR DRAG SISTER HAVE

1273. EACH WON A SHOPPING SPREE AT

1274. AMERICAN APPAREL.

1275. IZZY CAN DECIDE IF HE WANTS TO

1276. SHOP IN THE MEN'S OR THE WOMEN'S

1277. DEPARTMENT.

1278. FEMALE.

1279. GAH!

1280. THIS IS MY SECOND WIN.

1281. FINALLY.

1282. COCO MONTRESE... TONIGHT, YOU

1283. DIDN'T GIVE US WHAT WE WERE

1284. THIRSTY FOR.

1285. I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE

1286. UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1287. OY.

1288. OY.

1289. FOR THE FOURTH TIME, DOESN'T

1290. LOOK TOO GOOD.

1291. ALASKA, YOUR CROSS-COUNTRY

1292. CRIME SPREE DIDN'T STEAL THE

1293. SHOW.

1294. DETOX, YOUR MARINE MAKEOVER HIT

1295. A SNAFU.

1296. I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE

1297. UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1298. ALASKA, YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER

1299. GIRLS.

1300. THANK YOU.

1301. TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

1302. PRIOR TO TONIGHT, YOU WERE ASKED

1303. TO PREPARE A LIP-SYNCH

1304. PERFORMANCE OF (IT TAKES) TWO BY

1305. SEDUCTION FEATURING MICHELLE

1306. VISAGE.

1307. LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

1308. TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE YOURSELF

1309. FROM ELIMINATION.

1310. THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO

1311. LIP-SYNCH FOR YOUR LIFE.

1312. ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, MY

1313. LIP-SYNCHING IS PROBABLY A 25.

1314. READY, SET, GO—LET'S DO

1315. THIS.

1316. GOOD LUCK, AND DON'T FUCK

1317. IT UP.

1318. I'M GIVING IT MY ALL.

1319. THIS IS MICHELLE VISAGE'S SONG,

1320. AND I'M GON' WEAR IT OUT JUST

1321. FOR HER.

1322. I PULL OUT ALL THESE

1323. OLD-SCHOOL DANCE MOVES, AND I'M

1324. JUST SITTING THERE WHOPPING IT

1325. OUT AND DOING THE CABBAGE PATCH

1326. AND HAVING A GOOD TIME.

1327. YES!

1328. LADIES, I'VE MADE MY

1329. DECISION.

1330. DETOX, SHANTE, YOU STAY.

1331. YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1332. I'M SORRY.

1333. COCO MONTRESE, I WANT YOU TO

1334. HEAR THIS.

1335. YOU NEVER LET ME DOWN, AND I AM

1336. CUCKOO FOR COCO.

1337. NOW SASHAY AWAY.

1338. THANK YOU.

1339. THANK YOU.

1340. THANK YOU.

1341. THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST

1342. AMAZING EXPERIENCES OF MY LIFE.

1343. I DID MY BEST.

1344. I THINK ALYSSA AND I CAN PUT

1345. THE PAST BEHIND US.

1346. I GAINED A LOT OF CLOSURE, WHICH

1347. I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE NEVER GOT

1348. IF IT WASN'T FOR RUPAUL, SO I'M

1349. VERY HAPPY.

1350. MY FAB FOUR.

1351. CONDRAGULATIONS.

1352. VICTORY IS YOURS!

1353. NOW, REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE

1354. YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL YOU

1355. GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1356. CAN I GET AN AMEN IN HERE?

1357. AMEN.

1358. NOW LET THE MUSIC PLAY.