RuPaul's Drag Race 4x8

1. PREVIOUSLY ON RUPAUL'S DRAG

2. RACE...

3. YOU'LL BE LAUNCHING YOUR VERY

4. OWN DRAGAZINE.

5. SEX SELLS, PEOPLE, SEX

6. SELLS.

7. HA HA.

8. I'M A SUCCESSFUL DRAG QUEEN.

9. I'M NOT LIKE SOME CLUB QUEEN

10. WHO HAS TO SHOW FOR A DOLLAR.

11. YOU HAVE TO SPOT ME.

12. THAT LOOKS LIKE A MAN.

13. I LOOK LIKE SHARON IN THAT ONE.

14. OUCH.

15. YOUR DRAGAZINE COVER IS

16. POSSIBLY THE WORST ONE.

17. I HATE THE FONT.

18. ME TOO.

19. THE EYES SCARE ME.

20. THEY'RE MY TRADEMARK.

21. IT CREEPS ME OUT.

22. PHI PHI O'HARA, YOU ARE

23. THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S

24. CHALLENGE.

25. AH, FINALLY!

26. WILLAM, SHANTE, YOU STAY.

27. JIGGLY CALIENTE, MAY I CALL YOU

28. JIGGLY?

29. YES.

30. SASHAY AWAY.

31. AND TONIGHT, YOU'LL BE COMPETING

32. AS A COUPLE... OF FRENEMIES.

33. THE JIG IS UP.

34. IF PHI PHI O'HARA WAS THE LAST

35. LADY-BOY ON EARTH, WOULD YOU

36. KAI KAI WITH HER?

37. AND A SHOCKING TWIST...

38. IT'S REALLY NOT CUTE.

39. WITH EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST

40. JUDGES PAMELA ANDERSON AND

41. JENNIFER TILLY.

42. THE WINNER OF

43. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE WILL RECEIVE

44. A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF NYX

45. COSMETICS, A ONE-OF-A-KIND TRIP

46. COURTESY OF ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL,

47. HEADLINE LOGO'S DRAG RACE TOUR,

48. FEATURING ABSOLUT VODKA—

49. COCKTAILS PERFECTED—

50. AND A CASH PRIZE OF $100,000.

51. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

52. WALKING IN TODAY TO JIGGLY BEING

53. GONE IS OBVIOUSLY MIND-BOGGLING

54. 'CAUSE THERE'S ONLY SIX PEOPLE

55. LEFT.

56. YO, THAT'S A LOT OF LIPSTICK.

57. "TO MY BITCHES, LOVE YOU ALL

58. TO DEATH, JIGGLY CALIENTE."

59. AT LEAST THE LIPSTICK'S ON THE

60. MIRROR AND NOT ON HER TEETH FOR

61. ONCE.

62. BYE, GIRL, BYE.

63. THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME IN THE

64. BOTTOM TWO.

65. I WASN'T HAPPY TO BE UP THERE,

66. AND I KNOW I WAS TRYING TO BE

67. PRETTY AT LEAST.

68. DID IT HUMBLE YOU?

69. IT DIDN'T ADD ANY HUMILITY TO

70. ME.

71. HUMBLE PIE IS WHAT WILLAM

72. SHOULD BE.

73. IF IT WAS ANYBODY ELSE OTHER

74. THAN JIGGLY, SHE WOULD HAVE WENT

75. HOME LAST NIGHT.

76. HERE YOU WERE SO PISSY AND

77. FUSSY UP THERE, GIRL.

78. OOH!

79. ANY WAY TO KEEP MY DRESS

80. MOVING AND TO KEEP ME SPARKLING

81. A LITTLE BIT.

82. MEW MEW DOESN'T MAKE TALENT,

83. HONEY.

84. MY LAST PERFORMANCE WASN'T MY

85. BEST, BUT IT WAS ENOUGH TO KEEP

86. ME HERE.

87. YOU GIRLS TOLD ME TO TAKE

88. THOSE DAMN WHITE CONTACTS OUT OF

89. MY EYES BEFORE RUNWAY, AND I

90. DIDN'T.

91. I SAID I WANTED 'EM.

92. THEY LOOKED PRETTY.

93. AND THEY TOTALLY GOT ME.

94. SO NOW I HAVE TO, LIKE, SERVE UP

95. SOME GIRLY-GIRL NONSENSE.

96. LIKE, CAN YOU LEAVE YOUR

97. GOTHIC AND YOUR VAMPIRE, LIKE,

98. THAT TYPE OF LOOK ASIDE, AND

99. JUST DO, LIKE, GLAMOROUS,

100. PRETTY?

101. BUT I THINK I AM GLAMOROUS.

102. CAN I DO A LEMMING LOOK?

103. SURE, I CAN THROW MYSELF OFF OF

104. A CLIFF WITH YOU, BUT I DON'T

105. WANT TO.

106. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, WHORE.

107. YEAH.

108. PHI PHI.

109. TWO CHALLENGES AGO, I WAS IN

110. THE BOTTOM THREE, AND NOW I'M IN

111. THE TOP.

112. SO, PHI PHI, WHAT TOOK YOU

113. SO LONG?

114. OOH!

115. GIRL, YOU'VE GOT SHE-MAIL.

116. YOU KNOW, THERE ARE TWO THINGS I

117. DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOU.

118. WHAT?

119. YOUR FACE.

120. LADIES, KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE

121. AND YOU FRENEMIES EVEN CLOSER,

122. 'CAUSE IN THIS COMPETITION, EVEN

123. THE MIRROR HAS TWO FACES.

124. YEAH, AND ONE OF 'EM IS CRACKED.

125. SHUT UP!

126. OH, YOU SHUT UP!

127. I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU.

128. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA.

129. BITCH, I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOUR

130. ASS IN THE PARKING LOT.

131. BITCH.

132. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

133. HI, RU!

134. RUPAUL!

135. LADIES, IN A COMPETITION,

136. PEOPLE CAN SAY ONE THING TO YOUR

137. FACE AND THEN TALK SMACK BEHIND

138. YOUR BACK.

139. SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHO

140. YOUR REAL FRIENDS ARE.

141. FOR TODAY'S MINI CHALLENGE, I'M

142. NOT LOOKING FOR A WINNER OR A

143. LOSER.

144. I'M LOOKING FOR THE TRUTH, AND

145. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH,

146. GIRL.

147. ONE BY ONE, YOU'LL BE HOOKED TO

148. A LIE DETECTOR, A LITTLE LADY

149. GO BY THE NAME OF "POLLY GRAPH."

150. KNOW HER?

151. I THOUGHT YOU DID.

152. I'M WORRIED SHE'S GONNA ASK

153. ME SOME QUESTIONS I DON'T WANT

154. TO ANSWER.

155. TIME TO SPILL IT, GIRLS.

156. WELCOME, DARLING.

157. NOW, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU A

158. SERIES OF QUESTIONS.

159. YOU ANSWER EACH WITH A SIMPLE

160. YES OR A NO.

161. IS THAT CLEAR?

162. YES.

163. JOHN, ARE YOU ALL SET?

164. I AM.

165. ARE YOU NOW OR HAVE YOU EVER

166. BEEN A BIOLOGICAL WOMAN?

167. NO.

168. HAVE YOU EVER WORN WOMEN'S

169. CLOTHING?

170. YES.

171. DO YOU SLEEP IN THE NUDE?

172. NO.

173. JUST AS I SUSPECTED.

174. IF SHARON NEEDLES WERE THE

175. LAST LADY BOY ON EARTH, WOULD

176. YOU KAI KAI WITH HER?

177. NO.

178. IF PHI PHI O'HARA WAS THE

179. LAST LADY BOY ON EARTH, WOULD

180. YOU KAI KAI WITH HER?

181. YES.

182. IF WILLAM WERE THE LAST LADY

183. BOY ON EARTH, WOULD YOU KAI KAI

184. WITH HER?

185. NO.

186. IF LATRICE WERE THE LAST LADY

187. BOY ON EARTH, WOULD YOU KAI KAI

188. WITH HER?

189. YES.

190. YES.

191. YES.

192. INTERESTING.

193. DO YOU THINK WILLAM IS PRETTIER

194. THAN YOU?

195. YES.

196. NO.

197. NO.

198. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED SHADE

199. BEHIND CHAD MICHAELS' BACK?

200. NO.

201. DO YOU THINK YOU COULD WIN A

202. LIP-SYNC FOR YOUR LIFE AGAINST

203. SHARON NEEDLES?

204. YES.

205. HAVE YOU EVER LIED ABOUT YOUR

206. AGE?

207. YES.

208. FASCINATING.

209. DO YOU THINK WILLAM IS

210. ANNOYING?

211. YES.

212. HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT THE

213. PIT CREW WITH LUST IN YOUR

214. HEART?

215. NO.

216. NO.

217. YES.

218. DO YOU LIKE MY LINE OF IRON

219. FIST SHOES?

220. YES.

221. YES.

222. YES.

223. YES.

224. LAST QUESTION.

225. ARE YOU THE FUTURE OF DRAG?

226. YES.

227. YES.

228. YES.

229. YOUR QUESTIONING IS OVER.

230. I WILL SUPPLY THE FBI WITH A

231. COPY OF YOUR TRANSCRIPTS.

232. LADIES, THE RESULTS ARE IN.

233. IN ADDITION TO THE TRUTH, YOUR

234. ANSWERS REVEALED TO ME A LOT

235. ABOUT YOUR DIFFERENT PERSONALITY

236. TYPES.

237. NOW, I'VE ARRANGED YOU IN TWO

238. LINES.

239. LOOK AT THE QUEEN DIRECTLY

240. ACROSS FROM YOU.

241. THAT'S THE PERSON YOU HAVE THE

242. LEAST IN COMMON WITH, SOMEONE

243. YOU MIGHT NOT EVEN LIKE VERY

244. MUCH, BUT THAT QUEEN POSSESSES

245. SKILLS AND TRAITS YOU DON'T

246. HAVE, AND IN A CRISIS, SHE COULD

247. SAVE YOUR ASS.

248. THAT MEANS, DIDA RITZ, YOU'RE

249. PAIRED WITH CHAD MICHAELS.

250. WILLAM, YOU'RE PAIRED WITH

251. LATRICE ROYALE.

252. OH, EVIL.

253. PHI PHI O'HARA, YOU'RE PAIRED

254. WITH SHARON NEEDLES.

255. PARTY CITY.

256. BUSTED SHOWGIRL.

257. FOR THIS WEEK'S MAIN

258. CHALLENGE, YOU NEED TO PUT

259. TOGETHER A NIGHTCLUB ACT

260. SPONSORED BY NYX COSMETICS, AND

261. YOU'LL BE COMPETING AS A

262. COUPLE... OF FRENEMIES.

263. NOW, EACH PAIR WILL CREATE

264. COSTUMES, CHOREOGRAPHY, AND

265. SPECIALTY LYRICS TO THE ORIGINAL

266. SONG, BETTER THAN YOU.

267. OH, AND TOMORROW ON THE MAIN

268. STAGE, YOU'LL BE SINGING IT

269. LIVE...

270. WHAT?

271. WHAT?

272. NO LIP-SYNCING.

273. I DON'T SING LIVE, BOO-BOO.

274. THERE'S A REASON WHY I

275. LIP-SYNC.

276. IN THE TRADITION OF FAMOUS

277. FRENEMIES LIKE JOAN CRAWFORD AND

278. BETTE DAVIS, TIME TO MAKE NICE,

279. GIRLS, OR JUST FAKE IT,

280. YOU KNOW, LIKE I'M ALWAYS DOING.

281. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES,

282. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

283. SEE YA.

284. BYE, RU.

285. BYE.

286. O-M-G.

287. HAVE YOU LISTENED TO IT YET?

288. NO.

289. IT SEEMS LIKE THE MINDSET

290. AMONGST THE QUEENS IS THAT

291. YOU'RE ONLY AS GOOD AS YOUR LAST

292. PERFORMANCE, BUT I'M A SINGER,

293. I HAVE A BAND, AND I PLAN TO WIN

294. THIS CHALLENGE, AND I WANT TO

295. PROVE THAT I'M NOT JUST SOME

296. LIP-SYNCING QUEEN.

297. I THINK IT'S KIND OF NATURAL

298. TOO, BECAUSE MY VOICE IS

299. PROBABLY AN OCTAVE HIGHER THAN

300. YOURS, SO IT'LL SOUND GOOD.

301. OKAY.

302. WHY DON'T WE DO, LIKE, THE

303. ELPHABA—LIKE, A WICKED THING.

304. OOH, I LIKE DEVIL AND ANGEL.

305. IT'S BETTER, AND IT'S HOW PEOPLE

306. SEE US.

307. I'M NOT SURE HOW PHI PHI AND

308. SHARON ARE GONNA WORK TOGETHER.

309. THEY'RE THE MOST OPPOSITE,

310. AND THEY'VE ALSO HAD A LITTLE

311. TIFF.

312. SHOULD WE REWIND THAT BACK?

313. TIRED-ASS SHOWGIRL.

314. FUCK YOU.

315. "TIRED-ASS SHOWGIRL"?

316. AT LEAST I AM A SHOWGIRL,

317. BITCH!

318. GO BACK TO PARTY CITY, WHERE YOU

319. BELONG!

320. IF THE CHEMISTRY'S NOT THERE,

321. THEN IT SHOWS THROUGH ON STAGE.

322. OKAY.

323. WE CAN PLAY OFF THAT

324. SHOWGIRL/PARTY CITY THING.

325. WE CAN JUST MAKE IT PARTY

326. CITY/BUSTED SHOWGIRL, AS WHO YOU

327. ARE.

328. THE ONLY THING I'M REALLY

329. NERVOUS ABOUT ON THIS CHALLENGE

330. IS, I CAN'T STAND SHARON, AND

331. THAT PROBABLY WON'T CHANGE.

332. DO YOU WANT TO CALL ME

333. POST-MORTEM GLAM OR PARTY CITY

334. SPOOK?

335. I THINK PARTY CITY SPOOK IS

336. GOOD, 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO

337. CALL YOU GLAMOROUS.

338. I WOULDN'T CONSIDER PHI PHI A

339. FRENEMY.

340. I'D CONSIDER HER AN ENEMY.

341. AND THAT'S IT.

342. COMING UP...

343. I'M GONNA HELP GROUND WILLAM

344. A LITTLE BIT MORE.

345. OH, I'M GONNA TURN HER OUT.

346. SHE'S GONNA BE A WHORE.

347. OH, DEAR.

348. SHIT.

349. THIS CHALLENGE IS SO TOUGH

350. BECAUSE WE BASICALLY HAVE TO

351. CREATE A NIGHTCLUB ACT,

352. AND WE'RE SINGING IT LIVE.

353. NEITHER DIDA NOR MYSELF SING,

354. AND IT WAS HARD.

355. ♪ I DO

356. WE SOUND LIKE TWO SICK CATS.

357. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

358. HELLO.

359. HI.

360. HI, RU.

361. CHAD MICHAELS AND DIDA RITZ.

362. SO WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?

363. WELL, OUR PLAN IS A CLASSIC

364. SISTER ACT, TRULY READING EACH

365. OTHER DOWN THE RUNWAY.

366. LISTEN, THERE ARE TWO OTHER

367. TEAMS, AND YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE

368. SOMETHING THAT'S GONNA STAND

369. OUT.

370. DIDA, WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT

371. CHAD HAS THAT YOU DON'T HAVE?

372. I HAVE A BIT MORE OF A KIND

373. OF YOUNGER, AROUND THE WAY TYPE

374. OF LOOK WITH MY DRAG.

375. CHAD, WHAT ABOUT YOU?

376. WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT DIDA HAS

377. THAT YOU DON'T?

378. SHE'S NOT AFRAID TO, YOU

379. KNOW, FALL ON HER FACE OR TO

380. FAIL.

381. I WANT TO BE SURPRISED, I

382. WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED.

383. TRUST ME, THEY'RE COMING FOR

384. YOU.

385. THANKS, RUPAUL.

386. ALL RIGHT.

387. THANK YOU.

388. SHARON NEEDLES, PHI PHI

389. O'HARA, HOW'S IT GOING?

390. I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH MY

391. FRENEMY.

392. I GUESS IT'S GOING OKAY.

393. WHY DO YOU THINK YOU TWO WERE

394. PAIRED UP?

395. WE KIND OF HATE EACH OTHER.

396. REALLY?

397. A LOT OF CO-STARS DON'T

398. PARTICULARLY LIKE EACH OTHER,

399. BUT SOMEHOW IT CREATES A SORT OF

400. CHEMISTRY ON-SCREEN THAT

401. ACTUALLY WORKS.

402. ARE EITHER OF YOU SINGERS?

403. I AM.

404. YEAH, WE BOTH ARE KIND OF

405. SINGERS.

406. WOW.

407. ALL RIGHT, SO DO A LITTLE

408. PREVIEW ACT FOR ME.

409. OKAY.

410. ALL RIGHT, SO, YOU WANT TO

411. DO—DO YOU WANT TO PUT OUR

412. CHOREOGRAPHY WITH IT AS WELL?

413. LET'S SING IT RIGHT NOW.

414. OKAY, OKAY, WE'LL JUST SING

415. IT, 'CAUSE CHOREOGRAPHY, WE'RE

416. WORKING ON REAL HARD.

417. OKAY.

418. I'M WHITE, GIRL.

419. OH, DEAR.

420. READY? HERE WE GO.

421. UH-HUH.

422. WOW, WAS THAT HARMONY THERE?

423. THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF GOING ON

424. THERE.

425. SHARON REALLY WANTS TO DO

426. THIS, LIKE, HEAVY METAL VOICE,

427. AND WE'RE LIKE, OH, HELL NO.

428. I'M GONNA LET YOU GET BACK TO

429. WORK.

430. OKAY, THANK YOU.

431. GOOD, CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW YOU.

432. I KNOW I'M GONNA DO A GOOD JOB.

433. SHARON BETTER NOT FUCK IT UP,

434. 'CAUSE I'M GONNA BE PISSED.

435. WILLAM AND LATRICE.

436. HELLO.

437. DO EITHER OF YOU SING IN YOUR

438. ACTS?

439. I REGULARLY DO.

440. MOST OF MY ACT IS WITH A LIVE

441. BAND.

442. NOW, LATRICE, WHAT DO YOU

443. THINK WILLAM HAS THAT YOU DON'T

444. HAVE?

445. WHEN I FIRST MET LITTLE

446. WILLAM, I WAS NOT FEATURING HER

447. AT ALL, RIGHT?

448. SHE WAS NOT THE FEATURE

449. PRESENTATION.

450. BUT I'M A QUIET CONFIDENT, WHERE

451. SHE'S VERY VOCAL ABOUT IT.

452. WHAT DOES LATRICE HAVE THAT

453. YOU DON'T HAVE?

454. I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SOME OF

455. THAT QUIET CONFIDENCE INSTEAD OF

456. MY CONFIDENCE THAT SOME PEOPLE

457. MISTAKE FOR COCKINESS.

458. I'M GONNA HELP GROUND WILLAM

459. A LITTLE BIT MORE.

460. WE'RE GONNA CALM HER DOWN.

461. PSS-PSS, PSS-PSS.

462. YEAH.

463. LET YOUR WORK SPEAK FOR

464. ITSELF.

465. SO WHAT IS THE GIMMICK FOR

466. YOUR OUTFITS?

467. WE'RE GONNA BE PRETTY IN

468. PINK.

469. OH, PRETTY IN PINK.

470. IS THAT ENOUGH OF A GIMMICK?

471. OH, I'M GONNA TURN HER OUT.

472. OH, YEAH?

473. BASICALLY, SHE'S GONNA BE A

474. WHORE.

475. YOU KIDS HAVE YOUR WORK CUT

476. OUT FOR YOU.

477. I'M GONNA LET YOU GET BACK TO

478. IT.

479. OKEY-DOKE.

480. ALL RIGHT, WONDERFUL.

481. FUCK IT, LET'S JUST DO

482. WHAT WE WANT TO DO AND DO IT

483. WELL.

484. ALL RIGHT, LADIES, GATHER

485. AROUND.

486. LATER TODAY, YOU'LL HAVE A

487. CHANCE TO WORK ON YOUR ACTS WITH

488. THE COMPOSER OF BETTER THAN YOU,

489. MY SONGWRITING PARTNER AND

490. PRODUCER LUCIAN PIANE.

491. VERY COOL.

492. AND TOMORROW ON THE MAIN

493. STAGE, YOU'LL BE MAKING YOUR NYX

494. COSMETICS NIGHTCLUB DEBUT IN

495. FRONT OF OUR EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST

496. JUDGES, THE WONDERFUL ACTRESS

497. AND POKER CHAMPION JENNIFER

498. TILLY.

499. WOW!

500. I LOVE JENNIFER TILLY!

501. ACADEMY AWARD NOMINEE

502. JENNIFER TILLY.

503. IT DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THAT.

504. AND THE ALWAYS FABULOUS

505. PAMELA ANDERSON WILL BE HERE.

506. SHUT UP!

507. OH, MY GOD!

508. HONEY, I GREW UP WATCHING

509. PAMELA ANDERSON.

510. SHE'S SICKENING.

511. SHE'S THE BLOND BOMBSHELL.

512. AND YOU'LL BE JUDGED AS A

513. TEAM.

514. THAT MEANS ONE PAIR WILL BE THE

515. WINNER AND ONE PAIR WILL HAVE TO

516. LIP-SYNC FOR THEIR LIVES.

517. WHY?

518. RUPAUL, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

519. TO US?

520. ALL RIGHT, FRENEMIES.

521. GOOD LUCK, AND DON'T FUCK IT

522. UP.

523. THANKS, RU.

524. BYE, RU.

525. BYE, RU.

526. THIS IS CRAZY.

527. THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY WE ALL

528. HAVE TO LIP-SYNC AGAINST EACH

529. OTHER.

530. LIKE, THAT COULD BE AN EMOTIONAL

531. LIP-SYNC.

532. WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT,

533. LIKE, HAVING TO LIP-SYNC AGAINST

534. YOUR TEAMMATE?

535. UH, WELL, THAT'S A WRENCH IN

536. THE PROGRAM, BUT—

537. I'M NOT MAKING PLANS TO DO

538. IT.

539. IF WILLAM AND LATRICE GET IN

540. THE BOTTOM TOGETHER, BYE,

541. WILLAM.

542. HONEY, 'CAUSE LATRICE KNOW

543. HOW TO BUCK.

544. GIRL, LATRICE IS GONNA WEAR

545. HER OUT.

546. PHI PHI'S ROLLING HER EYES

547. AND TALKING ABOUT ME, AND

548. EVERYBODY'S SAYING I SUCK, BUT

549. THEY CAN FUCK THEMSELVES.

550. COMING UP...

551. I WOULD JUST SAY, LIKE, THE

552. MORE VINDICTIVE YOU CAN BE.

553. OH, WELL, WE'VE GOT THAT

554. GOING.

555. I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE

556. AN IDIOT.

557. DON'T CHRISTINA IT OUT.

558. BITCH, SHUT UP.

559. FUCKING SHIT!

560. HI, I'M WILLAM.

561. LATRICE. HOW ARE YOU?

562. HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.

563. I'M LUCIAN.

564. LUCIAN IS RUPAUL'S PRODUCER.

565. LIKE, HE'S THE MAN BEHIND THE

566. MAGIC.

567. SO ARE YOU GUYS READY TO

568. PERFORM FOR ME, AND THEN WE'LL

569. TAKE IT FROM THERE?

570. SURE.

571. WE'LL COME OUT TO HERE, DO

572. THE FIRST LINES.

573. WE'LL MOVE ON TO THE WHOLE

574. SHOW, AND THEN ON THE "I'M SO

575. MUCH BETTER THAN," WE'LL START

576. WALKING.

577. OH, I THOUGHT—

578. YOU WALK IN WITH ME.

579. WHAT, WHAT?

580. YEAH, I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA

581. DO OUR LINES AS WE WALK.

582. OH, OKAY, THAT'S EVEN—

583. 'CAUSE THAT—YEAH.

584. THAT'S FINE.

585. I THINK THAT'S BETTER.

586. OKAY.

587. ARE YOU GUYS READY?

588. WE'RE READY.

589. CUE PLAYBACK.

590. ALL RIGHT, MAKE SURE YOU SAY,

591. "I'M A LEGENDARY," AND THEN—

592. I'M A LEGENDARY.

593. YEAH, JUST MAKE IT CLEAR THAT

594. YOU'RE BEING INTERRUPTED.

595. OKAY, GOT YOU.

596. WAIT.

597. IT'S EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES.

598. IF LATRICE MISSES A LINE, I'M

599. GONNA STEAMROLL THROUGH IT WITH

600. MY NEXT LINE.

601. ♪ BETTER THAN

602. TO BE LATE IS TO BE LEFT.

603. BOOM.

604. YEAH.

605. I WOULD JUST SAY, LIKE, THE

606. MORE, LIKE, VINDICTIVE YOU CAN

607. BE WITH EACH OTHER—

608. OH, WELL, WE'VE GOT THAT

609. GOING.

610. ♪ MUCH BETTER

611. YEAH, YOU ALMOST HAD IT.

612. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED RIGHT

613. THERE.

614. CAN WE DO IT AGAIN FROM THE

615. TOP, PLEASE?

616. WILLAM IS SCRAMBLING, AND

617. SHE'S NOT IN THE RIGHT HEAD

618. SPACE.

619. IF EITHER ONE OF US SCREWS UP,

620. WE'RE BOTH SCREWED.

621. DO YOU HAVE ANY NOTES FOR US,

622. LIKE, OTHER THAN—

623. YEAH, YOU GUYS JUST HAVE TO

624. PRACTICE AND PRACTICE.

625. THANKS.

626. I KNOW THAT, IN HIS HEAD, LUCIAN

627. IS READING.

628. HE'S LIKE, THESE BITCHES ARE

629. FUCKING MY SONG UP RIGHT NOW.

630. A LITTLE ROUGH ON SOME OF THE

631. CUES THERE.

632. IF YOU DON'T GET THE LINES

633. ACROSS AND YOU GUYS ARE JUST

634. DOING PHYSICAL COMEDY, IT'LL BE

635. LIKE, WHY DID SHE FALL DOWN ON

636. THE STAGE?

637. OR WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?

638. REALLY CONCENTRATE ON THE LYRICS

639. AND GETTING THOSE DOWN, AND

640. THEN, LIKE, HAVE FUN.

641. THERE'S A CERTAIN LEVEL OF

642. EXPECTATION FOR ME BECAUSE I'VE

643. BEEN IN THE BUSINESS FOR 20

644. YEARS.

645. I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE AN

646. IDIOT IN FRONT OF AMERICA.

647. CUE PLAYBACK.

648. WAIT.

649. READY?

650. CHAD AND DIDA SEEMED A LITTLE

651. LESS PREPARED.

652. THEY STRUGGLED A LITTLE BIT WITH

653. THE TIMING OF THE LYRICS.

654. OKAY, OKAY.

655. IN A PERFORMANCE LIKE THIS, YOU

656. GUYS HAVE REALLY GOT TO, LIKE,

657. STEP IT UP.

658. THE STRESS POINT OF THE

659. REHEARSAL WAS VOCALIZATION.

660. YOU THROW THE CHOREOGRAPHY IN

661. THERE WITH IT, IT'S GETTING A

662. LITTLE HAIRY.

663. WE HAVE A LITTLE WORK TO DO

664. HERE.

665. YEAH, WE NEED A LITTLE WORK.

666. UM, UH, I'M A—I GUESS I'M A

667. LITTLE CONFUSED BY THE OPERA

668. STUFF.

669. 'CAUSE I'M AN ANGEL, AND I

670. WANT TO DO LIKE A DISNEY

671. CHARACTER TYPE OF LOOK.

672. AND I'M A DEVIL.

673. I'M SUPPOSED TO SCREAM ONE OF MY

674. "I DO IT SO MUCH BETTER."

675. OKAY.

676. LIKE...

677. I DO IT SO MUCH BETTER!

678. YEAH, WE'LL SEE.

679. AND THEN BACK TO OUR NORMAL.

680. OH, OKAY. OKAY.

681. BUT WHY DON'T WE RUN IT AGAIN,

682. AND YOU—YOU GUYS—

683. COULD WE JUST SING—JUST DO

684. IT NORMAL WITH NO GIMMICKS OR

685. ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?

686. ♪ I DO IT

687. OKAY, OKAY.

688. I FEEL LIKE YOU GUYS ARE JUST

689. TRYING TO SING THIS A LITTLE TOO

690. MUCH.

691. THE VOCALS ARE UPSTAGING THE

692. LYRICS.

693. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THE VOCAL

694. STUFF A LITTLE BIT.

695. DON'T CHRISTINA IT OUT.

696. BITCH, SHUT UP.

697. THAT'S FINE.

698. WE'LL TALK IT.

699. LET'S JUST, LIKE, GO, UH,

700. THROUGH THE END PART.

701. FUCKING SHIT!

702. LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN.

703. FUCKING SHIT!

704. SHARON HAS NO RHYTHM, AND IF OUR

705. RHYTHM IS OFF, THEN THE MUSIC'S

706. OFF, AND THEN OUR BEATS ARE OFF,

707. AND THEN IT'S JUST ALL GONNA BE

708. OFF, AND I'M NOT GONNA BE IN THE

709. BOTTOM TWO BECAUSE SHARON IS

710. OFF.

711. IT DOESN'T EVEN FULLY SEEM

712. LIKE YOU'RE TOTALLY PRESENT

713. RIGHT NOW.

714. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

715. THERE'LL ALWAYS BE TENSION

716. BETWEEN ME AND PHI PHI.

717. SHE'S THAT SQUEAKY PRINCESS THAT

718. JUST NEEDS TO BE WHAPPED OVER

719. THE HEAD WITH A TWO-BY-FOUR.

720. YOU GUYS HAVE TO BRING YOUR

721. "A" GAME.

722. COMING UP...

723. YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE BEEN

724. FUNNIER.

725. I LOVED THAT YOU WERE TRYING

726. THE HARMONIES, BUT THEY'RE A

727. LITTLE BIT OFF.

728. I LOVE THEIR VOICES TOGETHER,

729. BUT THEN, I'M TONE DEAF.

730. DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE,

731. DARLING.

732. NO, YOU DON'T.

733. IT IS SHOWTIME, LADIES AND

734. GENTLEMEN!

735. WE HAVE TO PERFORM DUETS.

736. NOT LIP-SYNCING.

737. NOT RECORDED IN A STUDIO.

738. LIVE, BITCHES.

739. DO YOU NOTICE THAT WILLAM IS

740. LOW ENERGY TODAY?

741. SHE SEEMS REALLY QUIET, GIRL.

742. USUALLY WILLAM HAS THESE

743. ONE-LINERS THAT SHE JUST SHOOTS

744. OUT AND THROWS, BUT SHE'S NOT

745. SPEAKING TO ANYONE AND...

746. SHE JUST DOESN'T SEEM LIKE

747. HERSELF.

748. HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?

749. YOU ALL RIGHT?

750. WHAT?

751. YOU KNOW, YOU FEELIN' OKAY?

752. UM, YEAH.

753. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.

754. NOTHIN'?

755. I'M A LITTLE WORRIED BECAUSE

756. WE'RE BEING JUDGED AS A COUPLE.

757. THIS DEFINITELY COULD AFFECT OUR

758. PERFORMANCE.

759. I THINK YOU SEEM REALLY

760. DISTRACTED TODAY.

761. NO, I'M NOT.

762. I'M FINE.

763. ONCE—ONCE THE RED LIGHT'S ON,

764. I'M THERE.

765. OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

766. DON'T WORRY.

767. I'M JUST GONNA HAM IT UP

768. ONSTAGE.

769. WHEN RU SAYS, "YOU GUYS ARE THE

770. WINNER OF THIS CHALLENGE"--

771. I'LL LIKE YOU PERMANENTLY IF

772. WE WIN THIS TOGETHER.

773. YEAH, WE FUMBLED YESTERDAY ON

774. THE RUNWAY, BUT WE UNDERSTAND

775. THAT THIS IS AN IMPORTANT

776. CHALLENGE, SO PUT ALL

777. DIFFERENCES ASIDE.

778. LET'S WIN THIS CHALLENGE.

779. OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE A SHOWGIRL

780. NOW.

781. OH, MY—

782. YOU'RE LIKE ME!

783. PHI PHI AND SHARON,

784. SURPRISINGLY, ARE GETTING ALONG.

785. IS THIS FOR REAL?

786. SHARON IS A SHOWGIRL!

787. I'M JUST TEMPORARILY PLAYING

788. THE ROLE OF A PHI PHI.

789. I'M GETTING TO LIKE PHI PHI A

790. LITTLE MORE, BUT NOW IT'S JUST

791. UPGRADED TO HATE.

792. WHO IS SLAMMING THE FUCKING

793. COUNTER WHILE I'M DOING LIQUID?

794. GIRL, THE COUNTER MOVES.

795. NO, SOMEONE JUST SLAMMED

796. SOMETHING SHUT TWICE.

797. WELL, EVERYONE TIPTOE AROUND

798. WILLAM'S LIQUID.

799. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

800. I MISS MY DRAG FAMILY NOW SO

801. BAD.

802. I WORK WITH SOME OF THE

803. WEIRDEST, MOST INTERESTING

804. PERFORMERS, I THINK, IN AMERICA.

805. IF WE'RE NOT FREAKING 'EM OUT,

806. WE'RE NOT WORKING IT OUT.

807. THAT IS JUST THE NAME OF THE

808. GAME IN THE HOUSE OF HAUNT.

809. IF WE GO TOO LONG WITHOUT

810. SEEING AND TALKING WITH EACH

811. OTHER, WE HAVE A POTLUCK DINNER

812. AT MY HOUSE AND EVERYBODY COMES

813. OVER FOR DRINKS.

814. I WANT TO COME OVER TO DINNER

815. AT YOUR HOUSE.

816. ME TOO, BITCH.

817. ABSOLUTELY.

818. 'CAUSE WE COOK THE HOUSE DOWN,

819. HONEY.

820. I ALWAYS THOUGHT I WAS SO

821. FUCKING INTERESTING BEFORE I

822. CAME HERE BUT, LIKE, YOUR GUYS'

823. LIVES SOUND, LIKE, SO MUCH MORE

824. FUN.

825. I HAVEN'T COME FROM A DRAG

826. FAMILY BECAUSE I DIDN'T COME UP

827. THROUGH THE CLUB SYSTEM LIKE

828. MOST PEOPLE HAVE.

829. I'VE BEEN ON TV MOST OF MY LIFE

830. FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS.

831. I AM A LITTLE WEAK IN THE FRIEND

832. DEPARTMENT BECAUSE OF IT.

833. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T

834. HAVE, LIKE, A STRONG DRAG

835. FAMILY.

836. NO.

837. I NEED THEM.

838. I COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM.

839. AND WHAT?

840. HEY, GUYS.

841. HEY, BABY.

842. WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE OF

843. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

844. IT'S MY EVIL TWIN, MICHELLE

845. VISAGE.

846. YES, AND A BIG DOMO ARIGATO

847. TO YOU.

848. LUCIAN PIANE, MY PARTNER IN

849. CRIME.

850. HEY, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

851. HOW ARE MY GIRLS?

852. THEY'RE REALLY AMAZING.

853. DID YOU SLEEP WITH ANY OF

854. THEM?

855. TWO OF THEM.

856. JENNIFER TILLY.

857. YOU'RE LOOKING BEAUTIFUL

858. TONIGHT.

859. WELL, THANK YOU.

860. THE MONKEY GLANDS ARE WORKING.

861. AND PAMELA ANDERSON.

862. HEY, SOUL SISTER.

863. I FINALLY MADE IT.

864. THANKS FOR HAVING ME.

865. YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.

866. THIS OLD THING.

867. THIS WEEK, THE QUEENS WERE

868. CHALLENGED TO PERFORM A DUET

869. WITH THEIR BEST FRENEMIES.

870. TONIGHT, ON THE MAIN STAGE,

871. THEY'RE GONNA MAKE THEIR LIVE

872. NIGHTCLUB DEBUT.

873. ARE YOU READY FOR SOME DOUBLE

874. TROUBLE?

875. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES,

876. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

877. FIRST UP, LATRICE AND WILLAM.

878. ♪ I DO IT SO MUCH

879. I FEEL GOOD VIBES COMING FROM

880. THIS.

881. ♪ I DO

882. WILLAM IS IN IT TO WIN IT.

883. I'M IN IT TO WIN IT.

884. LET'S DO THIS DAMN THING.

885. ♪ I DO IT SO MUCH

886. SHIT!

887. OH!

888. ALL THE JOKES LAND, BUT ANY

889. CHANCE TO BE ONSTAGE IS A CHANCE

890. TO SHINE.

891. WHOO!

892. ♪ BETTER THAN

893. ♪ SO MUCH BETTER

894. WHOO!

895. YEAH!

896. PHI PHI O'HARA AND SHARON

897. NEEDLES.

898. ♪ I DO IT SO MUCH

899. I THINK SHE ADDED A TEASPOON

900. OR TWO OF CHRISTINA "AGLIERA,"

901. BUT THAT'S ANOTHER MATTER.

902. ♪ I DO IT SO MUCH

903. I COULD TELL THAT THE JUDGES

904. LOOKED A LITTLE BORED.

905. I'M GOING TO BE SO PISSED IF

906. THIS CHEESY SONG AND DANCE

907. NUMBER SENDS ME OUT OF HERE.

908. ♪ SO MUCH BETTER

909. WHOO!

910. CHAD MICHAELS, DIDA RITZ.

911. HELLO, DIDA, DARLING.

912. HELLO, CHAD.

913. HOW ARE YOU?

914. I'M A LEGEND.

915. WELL, THAT'S DEBATABLE.

916. I NEVER.

917. I COULD HEAR MY VOICE KIND OF

918. SHAKING A LITTLE BIT.

919. RUPAUL IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

920. DON'T FUCK IT UP!

921. ♪ I DO IT SO MUCH

922. AND AT LEAST MY FACE MOVES

923. WHEN I FROWN.

924. OH! SKAG!

925. OH!

926. ♪ I DO IT SO MUCH

927. OH!

928. DIDA, YOU BITCH!

929. OH!

930. THANK YOU.

931. COMING UP...

932. I FEEL A LITTLE LIKE PAULA

933. ABDUL, 'CAUSE I LOVED

934. EVERYTHING.

935. BUT SOMETIMES TOO MUCH

936. SHTICK CAN GET IN THE WAY.

937. THE MICROPHONE WAS A BIT

938. CLOSE, LIKE SHE WAS GONNA

939. SWALLOW IT.

940. WELCOME, LADIES.

941. THIS WEEK, WE ASKED YOU TO

942. COMBINE YOUR STRENGTHS AND

943. WEAKNESSES TO CREATE ONE DYNAMIC

944. DUO, SO TONIGHT, YOU'LL BE

945. JUDGED AS A COUPLE.

946. FIRST UP, WILLAM AND LATRICE

947. ROYALE.

948. TELL US ABOUT YOUR PERFORMANCE.

949. SHE HAS DEFINITELY GOTTEN ME

950. OUT OF MY COMFORT ZONE A LITTLE

951. BIT.

952. THIS IS NOT EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD

953. DO NORMALLY, BUT ABSOLUTELY

954. LOVING THAT I'M SHOWCASING THE

955. CURVES AND SWERVES I REPRESENT

956. FOR THE BIG GIRLS.

957. DO YOU FEEL THAT THIS OUTFIT

958. COMPROMISES YOUR CHRISTIANITY?

959. JESUS IS A BISCUIT, AND I LET

960. HIM SOP ME UP, SO—

961. YES!

962. YOU GUYS LOOK AMAZING.

963. I LOVE THE LINGERIE,

964. THE STOCKINGS.

965. YOUR SHOES ARE KILLER.

966. OH, THEY'RE VERSACE.

967. AND THAT PRATFALL.

968. I'M USING THAT TRICK.

969. THAT WAS SOME VEGAS SHIT.

970. BUT SOMETIMES TOO MUCH

971. SHTICK CAN GET IN THE WAY.

972. YOU TWO WERE SORT OF LIKE

973. A LAUREL AND HARDY OR A JANE

974. RUSSELL/MARILYN MONROE SORT OF

975. COMBINATION.

976. YOU'RE REALLY DIFFERENT, BUT YOU

977. WORKED SO WELL TOGETHER AND I

978. REALLY ENJOYED IT.

979. THANK YOU, LADIES.

980. I JUST HAVE TO SAY ONE THING.

981. WHAT'S THAT?

982. AMERICA'S GOT TALENT HAS

983. NOTHING ON THIS SHOW.

984. UH, HEAR, HEAR.

985. THIS IS A GREAT SHOW, AND

986. THERE'S SO MUCH TALENT ON THE

987. STAGE, IT'S FUN TO SEE.

988. THANKS, PAMELA.

989. NEXT UP, CHAD MICHAELS AND

990. DIDA RITZ.

991. HI, RU.

992. HI.

993. SO, DIDA, WHO DID IT BETTER?

994. UH...

995. JUST SAY IT, BITCH.

996. I WILL SAY ME.

997. THAT'S RIGHT.

998. WHAT ABOUT YOU, CHAD?

999. OF COURSE, DARLING, IT WAS

1000. ME.

1001. SORRY.

1002. I WAS GETTING A CAVITY,

1003. LISTENING TO YOU TWO.

1004. IT WAS SO ROXIE AND VELMA.

1005. IT WAS VERY CHICAGO, WHICH I

1006. LOVE.

1007. WELL, I FEEL A LITTLE LIKE

1008. PAULA ABDUL, 'CAUSE I LOVED

1009. EVERYTHING.

1010. DIDA, SOMETIMES WHEN YOU GET

1011. REALLY, REALLY EXCITED AND

1012. YOU'RE SINGING AND YOU HAVE SO

1013. MUCH ENERGY, YOU KIND OF LOSE A

1014. LITTLE BIT OF THE VOCALS.

1015. I THINK THE JOKES MAY HAVE

1016. FALLEN A LITTLE FLAT BECAUSE

1017. YOU COULDN'T HEAR WHAT YOU WERE

1018. SAYING.

1019. NEXT UP, SHARON NEEDLES AND

1020. PHI PHI O'HARA.

1021. HOW DID IT FEEL UP THERE?

1022. ME AND PHI PHI HAVE HAD SOME

1023. BAD BLOOD HERE.

1024. I'VE ALWAYS FOUND IT KIND OF

1025. HARD TO BE ACCEPTED BY GLAMOROUS

1026. PAGEANTY QUEENS, AND I TOOK A

1027. LITTLE BIT OF THAT MINDSET INTO

1028. THIS COMPETITION.

1029. CALLING HER A PAGEANT QUEEN,

1030. IS THAT A READ?

1031. SHARON, YOU COULD LEARN

1032. SOMETHING FROM PAGEANT QUEENS.

1033. YOU'RE NOT LOSING SHARON NEEDLES

1034. IN THIS GLAM LOOK.

1035. I LOVE THIS HAIR.

1036. IT'S GORGEOUS ON YOU.

1037. I SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS A

1038. LONG—THIS IS SOME COUNTRY CROCK

1039. HAIR.

1040. I THINK YOU GUYS WERE GREAT,

1041. AND YOU LOOK A LITTLE JANICE

1042. DICKINSON AND YOU'RE ME.

1043. THAT'S WHAT I WAS CHANNELING.

1044. I LOVED IT.

1045. WHEN YOU CAME DOWN TO THE

1046. BOTTOM OF THE STAGE, I LOVED

1047. THAT YOU WERE TRYING THE

1048. HARMONIES, BUT THEY'RE A LITTLE

1049. BIT OFF.

1050. I DO FEEL LIKE THE COMEDY WAS

1051. UNDERPLAYED.

1052. I THINK YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE

1053. BEEN FUNNIER.

1054. Y'ALL WERE ALMOST TOO NICE.

1055. IT'S A FRENEMIES TYPE OF THING.

1056. YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF LIKE, UH,

1057. YOU'RE CUTTING ON EACH OTHER.

1058. IT WAS HARD TO EVEN HEAR IF

1059. THERE WAS ANY SHADE IN THERE.

1060. THANK YOU, LADIES.

1061. WHILE YOU UNTUCK IN THE INTERIOR

1062. ILLUSIONS LOUNGE, THE JUDGES AND

1063. I WILL DELIBERATE.

1064. YOU MAY LEAVE THE STAGE.

1065. JUST BETWEEN US GIRLS...

1066. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

1067. WILLAM AND LATRICE ROYALE.

1068. LATRICE STEPPED OUT OF HER

1069. COMFORT ZONE, AND IT LOOKED

1070. GREAT.

1071. VOCALLY, I THOUGHT WILLAM COULD

1072. REALLY SING.

1073. I DID LOVE THEIR SHTICK THAT

1074. THEY DID, BUT IT KIND OF TOOK

1075. OVER THE SONG.

1076. A LITTLE LESS MIGHT HAVE BEEN

1077. A LITTLE BIT MORE IN THIS CASE.

1078. WELL, I THOUGHT THAT THEIR

1079. ACT WAS VERY POLISHED.

1080. I REALLY LIKED THE CHOREOGRAPHY.

1081. I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY SMOOTH AND

1082. IT WAS VERY WORKED OUT.

1083. NOW, WOULD YOU HAVE THEM OPEN

1084. FOR YOU IN VEGAS?

1085. YES!

1086. ESPECIALLY WITH THAT LITTLE—

1087. THAT THING AT THE END, WHEN THEY

1088. THREW THE PURSE AND SHE TRIPPED

1089. OR WHATEVER.

1090. YEAH, THAT WAS GOOD.

1091. THE PRATFALL WAS GREAT.

1092. CHAD MICHAELS AND DIDA RITZ,

1093. THE INGENUE AND THE VETERAN.

1094. THE DUO FELT A LITTLE

1095. LOPSIDED WITH DIDA'S ENERGY

1096. BEING OVER THE TOP.

1097. SHE WAS SO ENERGIZED, AND

1098. THAT'S A GREAT THING, BUT THAT

1099. CAN ALSO BE DETRIMENTAL

1100. SOMETIMES.

1101. THE MICROPHONE WAS A BIT CLOSE,

1102. LIKE SHE GONNA SWALLOW IT.

1103. NOW, IS THAT A BAD THING?

1104. NOT NORMALLY.

1105. ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON TO

1106. SHARON NEEDLES AND PHI PHI

1107. O'HARA, THE DEVIL AND THE ANGEL.

1108. THEY STARTED WITH THE

1109. HARMONIES, AND I WAS LIKE, OH,

1110. MY GOD, I'M SO IMPRESSED.

1111. THEY'RE SINGING IN HARMO—

1112. UH-OH.

1113. OH.

1114. I LOVED THEIR VOICES

1115. TOGETHER, BUT THEN, I'M TONE

1116. DEAF.

1117. AND I THOUGHT THERE COULD HAVE

1118. BEEN USED A LITTLE MORE

1119. CHOREOGRAPHY AT THE BEGINNING,

1120. BUT I HAVE NO RHYTHM, SO—

1121. OH!

1122. YESTERDAY, THERE WAS SOME

1123. UNDERCURRENT OF TENSION BETWEEN

1124. THEM AND THEN, TODAY, THEY

1125. SEEMED LIKE THEY HAD THEIR

1126. SHTICK TOGETHER.

1127. THEY KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE

1128. DOING, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THEIR

1129. SHTICK DIDN'T HAVE A LOT OF

1130. SHTICK.

1131. I DID LIKE THEIR OUTFITS.

1132. I THOUGHT THAT THE ANGEL AND

1133. DEVIL THING WAS A GOOD IDEA, BUT

1134. IT DIDN'T REALLY DELIVER,

1135. BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T EVEN TELL

1136. ANY JABS WERE BEING THROWN.

1137. ALL RIGHT.

1138. SILENCE.

1139. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1140. BRING BACK MY GIRLS.

1141. WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1142. BASED ON YOUR FRENEMIES

1143. NIGHTCLUB ACT AND YOUR

1144. PRESENTATIONS ON THE MAIN STAGE,

1145. I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

1146. NOW, YOU WERE ALL TROUPERS,

1147. BUT TONIGHT, ONE DUO DID IT SO

1148. MUCH BETTER.

1149. THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S MAIN

1150. CHALLENGE IS...

1151. WILLAM AND LATRICE ROYALE.

1152. YOU EACH WIN A CUSTOM CORSET

1153. SKIRT AND BRASSIERE OF

1154. VERSATILECORSETS.COM.

1155. I DIDN'T EXPECT TO WIN THIS

1156. CHALLENGE.

1157. I'M REALLY GLAD I DIDN'T LET MY

1158. PARTNER DOWN.

1159. IT'S PRETTY FUCKING COOL.

1160. THAT LEAVES CHAD AND DIDA,

1161. AND PHI PHI AND SHARON.

1162. LADIES, IT'S COME TO A POINT

1163. IN THE COMPETITION WHERE EVERY

1164. DECISION IS A PAINFUL ONE.

1165. PHI PHI O'HARA AND SHARON

1166. NEEDLES...

1167. I FEEL KIND OF, LIKE, GUT

1168. BUBBLES, AND I FEEL REALLY SICK.

1169. I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE RUPAUL

1170. WAIT.

1171. I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE ANY OF THE

1172. GUEST JUDGES WAIT.

1173. I'M SORRY.

1174. SO I TRIED TO THROW UP OFF THE

1175. STAGE.

1176. IT'S REALLY NOT CUTE.

1177. WILLAM, ARE YOU OKAY TO

1178. CONTINUE?

1179. ALL RIGHT.

1180. PHI PHI O'HARA AND SHARON

1181. NEEDLES, YOU ARE UP FOR

1182. ELIMINATION.

1183. CHAD MICHAELS, DIDA RITZ, YOU

1184. MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1185. I WAS NICE TO SHARON, AND IT

1186. BACKFIRED.

1187. YOU KNOW WHAT?

1188. I'M DONE.

1189. I'M NOT PLAYING NICE WITH YOU

1190. ANYMORE.

1191. TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

1192. LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

1193. TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE

1194. YOURSELVES FROM ELIMINATION.

1195. THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO

1196. LIP-SYNC FOR YOUR LIFE.

1197. I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME,

1198. PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

1199. GOOD LUCK, AND DON'T FUCK

1200. IT UP.

1201. THIS IS RUPAUL.

1202. AND THIS IS MARTHA WASH.

1203. WE ARE REPORTING TO YOU

1204. LIVE...

1205. FROM OUR WEATHER CENTER.

1206. HONEY, JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT

1207. IT WAS SAFE TO GO BACK

1208. OUTSIDE...

1209. BAM, THE SEQUEL!

1210. HEY!

1211. OH, FUCK.

1212. MY WIG WAS HANGING ON BY ONE

1213. FREAKIN' BOBBY PIN.

1214. I'M NOT KEEPING THAT BITCH ON

1215. MY HEAD.

1216. IT MIGHT AS WELL GO.

1217. IT'S IN MY WAY.

1218. THAT'S RIGHT, HONEY.

1219. I'VE WORKED TOO HARD AND I'VE

1220. GONE TOO FAR INTO THIS

1221. COMPETITION, AND I'M NOT GONNA

1222. GET KICKED OFF BECAUSE OF SOME

1223. SHOWGIRL BARBIE DOLL.

1224. I KNOW HOW PHI PHI DANCES AND

1225. PERFORMS.

1226. I WAS SHOCKED TO SEE THAT SHARON

1227. IS KEEPING UP.

1228. THIS IS TOUGH TO WATCH, BECAUSE

1229. YOU DON'T KNOW WHO IS GONNA GO

1230. HOME.

1231. LADIES, I HAVE MADE MY

1232. DECISION.

1233. I'M VERY FUCKING NERVOUS.

1234. IT WAS MY FIRST TIME HAVING MY

1235. FATE DANGLED IN FRONT OF MY

1236. FACE.

1237. WILLAM, WILL YOU PLEASE STEP

1238. FORWARD.

1239. WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?

1240. WILLAM, YOU WON TONIGHT

1241. BECAUSE YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL AND

1242. TALENTED QUEEN, BUT IT HAS COME

1243. TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE

1244. BROKEN THE RULES—RULES THAT ARE

1245. IN PLACE TO PROTECT THE FAIRNESS

1246. OF THIS COMPETITION.

1247. YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES,

1248. AND I'M AFRAID YOU LEAVE ME

1249. NO CHOICE.

1250. WILLAM, I HAVE TO ASK YOU TO

1251. LEAVE THE COMPETITION

1252. IMMEDIATELY.

1253. NOW, SASHAY AWAY.

1254. I BROKE THE RULES, BUT I'M A

1255. BIG BOY DRESSED IN BIG GIRL'S

1256. CLOTHES, SO REGRET'S KIND OF

1257. LIKE A FOOL'S GAME.

1258. I CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING THAT I

1259. DID, AND THERE'S NO USE SPENDING

1260. ANY TIME DWELLING ON IT.

1261. I STOOD ON STAGE, SICK, WITH A

1262. 24-INCH-WAIST, AND I'M PROUD OF

1263. MYSELF.

1264. PHI PHI O'HARA, SHARON

1265. NEEDLES, IN LIGHT OF TONIGHT'S

1266. EVENTS, YOU GOT LUCKY.

1267. YOU ARE BOTH SAFE.

1268. SHANTE, YOU STAY.

1269. YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1270. MY FIERCE FIVE, LET THIS BE A

1271. WARNING TO ALL OF YOU, IN THE

1272. RACE TO BECOME AMERICA'S NEXT

1273. DRAG SUPERSTAR, SOMETIMES A

1274. QUEEN'S WORST ENEMY CAN BE

1275. HERSELF.

1276. NOW REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T

1277. LOVE YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL

1278. YOU GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1279. CAN I GET AN AMEN UP IN HERE?

1280. AMEN.

1281. ALL RIGHT.

1282. NOW LET THE MUSIC PLAY.