RuPaul's Drag Race 4x8

1. PREVIOUSLY ON RUPAUL'S DRAG

2. RACE...

3. YOU'LL BE LAUNCHING YOUR VERY

4. OWN DRAGAZINE.

5. SEX SELLS, PEOPLE, SEX

6. SELLS.

7. HA HA.

8. I'M A SUCCESSFUL DRAG QUEEN.

9. I'M NOT LIKE SOME CLUB QUEEN

10. WHO HAS TO SHOW FOR A DOLLAR.

11. YOU HAVE TO SPOT ME.

12. THAT LOOKS LIKE A MAN.

13. I LOOK LIKE SHARON IN THAT ONE.

14. OUCH.

15. YOUR DRAGAZINE COVER IS

16. POSSIBLY THE WORST ONE.

17. I HATE THE FONT.

18. ME TOO.

19. THE EYES SCARE ME.

20. THEY'RE MY TRADEMARK.

21. IT CREEPS ME OUT.

22. PHI PHI O'HARA, YOU ARE

23. THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S

24. CHALLENGE.

25. AH, FINALLY!

26. WILLAM, SHANTE, YOU STAY.

27. JIGGLY CALIENTE, MAY I CALL YOU

28. JIGGLY?

29. YES.

30. SASHAY AWAY.

31. AND TONIGHT, YOU'LL BE COMPETING

32. AS A COUPLE... OF FRENEMIES.

33. THE JIG IS UP.

34. IF PHI PHI O'HARA WAS THE LAST

35. LADY-BOY ON EARTH, WOULD YOU

36. KAI KAI WITH HER?

37. AND A SHOCKING TWIST...

38. IT'S REALLY NOT CUTE.

39. WITH EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST

40. JUDGES PAMELA ANDERSON AND

41. JENNIFER TILLY.

42. THE WINNER OF

43. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE WILL RECEIVE

44. A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF NYX

45. COSMETICS, A ONE-OF-A-KIND TRIP

46. COURTESY OF ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL,

47. HEADLINE LOGO'S DRAG RACE TOUR,

48. FEATURING ABSOLUT VODKA—

49. COCKTAILS PERFECTED—

50. AND A CASH PRIZE OF $100,000.

51. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

52. WALKING IN TODAY TO JIGGLY BEING

53. GONE IS OBVIOUSLY MIND-BOGGLING

54. 'CAUSE THERE'S ONLY SIX PEOPLE

55. LEFT.

56. YO, THAT'S A LOT OF LIPSTICK.

57. "TO MY BITCHES, LOVE YOU ALL

58. TO DEATH, JIGGLY CALIENTE."

59. AT LEAST THE LIPSTICK'S ON THE

60. MIRROR AND NOT ON HER TEETH FOR

61. ONCE.

62. BYE, GIRL, BYE.

63. THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME IN THE

64. BOTTOM TWO.

65. I WASN'T HAPPY TO BE UP THERE,

66. AND I KNOW I WAS TRYING TO BE

67. PRETTY AT LEAST.

68. DID IT HUMBLE YOU?

69. IT DIDN'T ADD ANY HUMILITY TO

70. ME.

71. HUMBLE PIE IS WHAT WILLAM

72. SHOULD BE.

73. IF IT WAS ANYBODY ELSE OTHER

74. THAN JIGGLY, SHE WOULD HAVE WENT

75. HOME LAST NIGHT.

76. HERE YOU WERE SO PISSY AND

77. FUSSY UP THERE, GIRL.

78. OOH!

79. ANY WAY TO KEEP MY DRESS

80. MOVING AND TO KEEP ME SPARKLING

81. A LITTLE BIT.

82. MEW MEW DOESN'T MAKE TALENT,

83. HONEY.

84. MY LAST PERFORMANCE WASN'T MY

85. BEST, BUT IT WAS ENOUGH TO KEEP

86. ME HERE.

87. YOU GIRLS TOLD ME TO TAKE

88. THOSE DAMN WHITE CONTACTS OUT OF

89. MY EYES BEFORE RUNWAY, AND I

90. DIDN'T.

91. I SAID I WANTED 'EM.

92. THEY LOOKED PRETTY.

93. AND THEY TOTALLY GOT ME.

94. SO NOW I HAVE TO, LIKE, SERVE UP

95. SOME GIRLY-GIRL NONSENSE.

96. LIKE, CAN YOU LEAVE YOUR

97. GOTHIC AND YOUR VAMPIRE, LIKE,

98. THAT TYPE OF LOOK ASIDE, AND

99. JUST DO, LIKE, GLAMOROUS,

100. PRETTY?

101. BUT I THINK I AM GLAMOROUS.

102. CAN I DO A LEMMING LOOK?

103. SURE, I CAN THROW MYSELF OFF OF

104. A CLIFF WITH YOU, BUT I DON'T

105. WANT TO.

106. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, WHORE.

107. YEAH.

108. PHI PHI.

109. TWO CHALLENGES AGO, I WAS IN

110. THE BOTTOM THREE, AND NOW I'M IN

111. THE TOP.

112. SO, PHI PHI, WHAT TOOK YOU

113. SO LONG?

114. OOH!

115. GIRL, YOU'VE GOT SHE-MAIL.

116. YOU KNOW, THERE ARE TWO THINGS I

117. DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOU.

118. WHAT?

119. YOUR FACE.

120. LADIES, KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE

121. AND YOU FRENEMIES EVEN CLOSER,

122. 'CAUSE IN THIS COMPETITION, EVEN

123. THE MIRROR HAS TWO FACES.

124. YEAH, AND ONE OF 'EM IS CRACKED.

125. SHUT UP!

126. OH, YOU SHUT UP!

127. I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU.

128. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA.

129. BITCH, I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOUR

130. ASS IN THE PARKING LOT.

131. BITCH.

132. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

133. HI, RU!

134. RUPAUL!

135. LADIES, IN A COMPETITION,

136. PEOPLE CAN SAY ONE THING TO YOUR

137. FACE AND THEN TALK SMACK BEHIND

138. YOUR BACK.

139. SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHO

140. YOUR REAL FRIENDS ARE.

141. FOR TODAY'S MINI CHALLENGE, I'M

142. NOT LOOKING FOR A WINNER OR A

143. LOSER.

144. I'M LOOKING FOR THE TRUTH, AND

145. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH,

146. GIRL.

147. ONE BY ONE, YOU'LL BE HOOKED TO

148. A LIE DETECTOR, A LITTLE LADY

149. GO BY THE NAME OF "POLLY GRAPH."

150. KNOW HER?

151. I THOUGHT YOU DID.

152. I'M WORRIED SHE'S GONNA ASK

153. ME SOME QUESTIONS I DON'T WANT

154. TO ANSWER.

155. TIME TO SPILL IT, GIRLS.

156. WELCOME, DARLING.

157. NOW, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU A

158. SERIES OF QUESTIONS.

159. YOU ANSWER EACH WITH A SIMPLE

160. YES OR A NO.

161. IS THAT CLEAR?

162. YES.

163. JOHN, ARE YOU ALL SET?

164. I AM.

165. ARE YOU NOW OR HAVE YOU EVER

166. BEEN A BIOLOGICAL WOMAN?

167. NO.

168. HAVE YOU EVER WORN WOMEN'S

169. CLOTHING?

170. YES.

171. DO YOU SLEEP IN THE NUDE?

172. NO.

173. JUST AS I SUSPECTED.

174. IF SHARON NEEDLES WERE THE

175. LAST LADY BOY ON EARTH, WOULD

176. YOU KAI KAI WITH HER?

177. NO.

178. IF PHI PHI O'HARA WAS THE

179. LAST LADY BOY ON EARTH, WOULD

180. YOU KAI KAI WITH HER?

181. YES.

182. IF WILLAM WERE THE LAST LADY

183. BOY ON EARTH, WOULD YOU KAI KAI

184. WITH HER?

185. NO.

186. IF LATRICE WERE THE LAST LADY

187. BOY ON EARTH, WOULD YOU KAI KAI

188. WITH HER?

189. YES.

190. YES.

191. YES.

192. INTERESTING.

193. DO YOU THINK WILLAM IS PRETTIER

194. THAN YOU?

195. YES.

196. NO.

197. NO.

198. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED SHADE

199. BEHIND CHAD MICHAELS' BACK?

200. NO.

201. DO YOU THINK YOU COULD WIN A

202. LIP-SYNC FOR YOUR LIFE AGAINST

203. SHARON NEEDLES?

204. YES.

205. HAVE YOU EVER LIED ABOUT YOUR

206. AGE?

207. YES.

208. FASCINATING.

209. DO YOU THINK WILLAM IS

210. ANNOYING?

211. YES.

212. HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT THE

213. PIT CREW WITH LUST IN YOUR

214. HEART?

215. NO.

216. NO.

217. YES.

218. DO YOU LIKE MY LINE OF IRON

219. FIST SHOES?

220. YES.

221. YES.

222. YES.

223. YES.

224. LAST QUESTION.

225. ARE YOU THE FUTURE OF DRAG?

226. YES.

227. YES.

228. YES.

229. YOUR QUESTIONING IS OVER.

230. I WILL SUPPLY THE FBI WITH A

231. COPY OF YOUR TRANSCRIPTS.

232. LADIES, THE RESULTS ARE IN.

233. IN ADDITION TO THE TRUTH, YOUR

234. ANSWERS REVEALED TO ME A LOT

235. ABOUT YOUR DIFFERENT PERSONALITY

236. TYPES.

237. NOW, I'VE ARRANGED YOU IN TWO

238. LINES.

239. LOOK AT THE QUEEN DIRECTLY

240. ACROSS FROM YOU.

241. THAT'S THE PERSON YOU HAVE THE

242. LEAST IN COMMON WITH, SOMEONE

243. YOU MIGHT NOT EVEN LIKE VERY

244. MUCH, BUT THAT QUEEN POSSESSES

245. SKILLS AND TRAITS YOU DON'T

246. HAVE, AND IN A CRISIS, SHE COULD

247. SAVE YOUR ASS.

248. THAT MEANS, DIDA RITZ, YOU'RE

249. PAIRED WITH CHAD MICHAELS.

250. WILLAM, YOU'RE PAIRED WITH

251. LATRICE ROYALE.

252. OH, EVIL.

253. PHI PHI O'HARA, YOU'RE PAIRED

254. WITH SHARON NEEDLES.

255. PARTY CITY.

256. BUSTED SHOWGIRL.

257. FOR THIS WEEK'S MAIN

258. CHALLENGE, YOU NEED TO PUT

259. TOGETHER A NIGHTCLUB ACT

260. SPONSORED BY NYX COSMETICS, AND

261. YOU'LL BE COMPETING AS A

262. COUPLE... OF FRENEMIES.

263. NOW, EACH PAIR WILL CREATE

264. COSTUMES, CHOREOGRAPHY, AND

265. SPECIALTY LYRICS TO THE ORIGINAL

266. SONG, BETTER THAN YOU.

267. OH, AND TOMORROW ON THE MAIN

268. STAGE, YOU'LL BE SINGING IT

269. LIVE...

270. WHAT?

271. WHAT?

272. NO LIP-SYNCING.

273. I DON'T SING LIVE, BOO-BOO.

274. THERE'S A REASON WHY I

275. LIP-SYNC.

276. IN THE TRADITION OF FAMOUS

277. FRENEMIES LIKE JOAN CRAWFORD AND

278. BETTE DAVIS, TIME TO MAKE NICE,

279. GIRLS, OR JUST FAKE IT,

280. YOU KNOW, LIKE I'M ALWAYS DOING.

281. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES,

282. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

283. SEE YA.

284. BYE, RU.

285. BYE.

286. O-M-G.

287. HAVE YOU LISTENED TO IT YET?

288. NO.

289. IT SEEMS LIKE THE MINDSET

290. AMONGST THE QUEENS IS THAT

291. YOU'RE ONLY AS GOOD AS YOUR LAST

292. PERFORMANCE, BUT I'M A SINGER,

293. I HAVE A BAND, AND I PLAN TO WIN

294. THIS CHALLENGE, AND I WANT TO

295. PROVE THAT I'M NOT JUST SOME

296. LIP-SYNCING QUEEN.

297. I THINK IT'S KIND OF NATURAL

298. TOO, BECAUSE MY VOICE IS

299. PROBABLY AN OCTAVE HIGHER THAN

300. YOURS, SO IT'LL SOUND GOOD.

301. OKAY.

302. WHY DON'T WE DO, LIKE, THE

303. ELPHABA—LIKE, A WICKED THING.

304. OOH, I LIKE DEVIL AND ANGEL.

305. IT'S BETTER, AND IT'S HOW PEOPLE

306. SEE US.

307. I'M NOT SURE HOW PHI PHI AND

308. SHARON ARE GONNA WORK TOGETHER.

309. THEY'RE THE MOST OPPOSITE,

310. AND THEY'VE ALSO HAD A LITTLE

311. TIFF.

312. SHOULD WE REWIND THAT BACK?

313. TIRED-ASS SHOWGIRL.

314. FUCK YOU.

315. "TIRED-ASS SHOWGIRL"?

316. AT LEAST I AM A SHOWGIRL,

317. BITCH!

318. GO BACK TO PARTY CITY, WHERE YOU

319. BELONG!

320. IF THE CHEMISTRY'S NOT THERE,

321. THEN IT SHOWS THROUGH ON STAGE.

322. OKAY.

323. WE CAN PLAY OFF THAT

324. SHOWGIRL/PARTY CITY THING.

325. WE CAN JUST MAKE IT PARTY

326. CITY/BUSTED SHOWGIRL, AS WHO YOU

327. ARE.

328. THE ONLY THING I'M REALLY

329. NERVOUS ABOUT ON THIS CHALLENGE

330. IS, I CAN'T STAND SHARON, AND

331. THAT PROBABLY WON'T CHANGE.

332. DO YOU WANT TO CALL ME

333. POST-MORTEM GLAM OR PARTY CITY

334. SPOOK?

335. I THINK PARTY CITY SPOOK IS

336. GOOD, 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO

337. CALL YOU GLAMOROUS.

338. I WOULDN'T CONSIDER PHI PHI A

339. FRENEMY.

340. I'D CONSIDER HER AN ENEMY.

341. AND THAT'S IT.

342. COMING UP...

343. I'M GONNA HELP GROUND WILLAM

344. A LITTLE BIT MORE.

345. OH, I'M GONNA TURN HER OUT.

346. SHE'S GONNA BE A WHORE.

347. OH, DEAR.

348. [off-key shouting]

349. SHIT.

350. THIS CHALLENGE IS SO TOUGH

351. BECAUSE WE BASICALLY HAVE TO

352. CREATE A NIGHTCLUB ACT,

353. AND WE'RE SINGING IT LIVE.

354. NEITHER DIDA NOR MYSELF SING,

355. AND IT WAS HARD.

356. ♪ I DO

357. WE SOUND LIKE TWO SICK CATS.

358. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

359. HELLO.

360. HI.

361. HI, RU.

362. CHAD MICHAELS AND DIDA RITZ.

363. SO WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?

364. WELL, OUR PLAN IS A CLASSIC

365. SISTER ACT, TRULY READING EACH

366. OTHER DOWN THE RUNWAY.

367. LISTEN, THERE ARE TWO OTHER

368. TEAMS, AND YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE

369. SOMETHING THAT'S GONNA STAND

370. OUT.

371. DIDA, WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT

372. CHAD HAS THAT YOU DON'T HAVE?

373. I HAVE A BIT MORE OF A KIND

374. OF YOUNGER, AROUND THE WAY TYPE

375. OF LOOK WITH MY DRAG.

376. CHAD, WHAT ABOUT YOU?

377. WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT DIDA HAS

378. THAT YOU DON'T?

379. SHE'S NOT AFRAID TO, YOU

380. KNOW, FALL ON HER FACE OR TO

381. FAIL.

382. I WANT TO BE SURPRISED, I

383. WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED.

384. TRUST ME, THEY'RE COMING FOR

385. YOU.

386. THANKS, RUPAUL.

387. ALL RIGHT.

388. THANK YOU.

389. SHARON NEEDLES, PHI PHI

390. O'HARA, HOW'S IT GOING?

391. I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH MY

392. FRENEMY.

393. I GUESS IT'S GOING OKAY.

394. WHY DO YOU THINK YOU TWO WERE

395. PAIRED UP?

396. WE KIND OF HATE EACH OTHER.

397. REALLY?

398. A LOT OF CO-STARS DON'T

399. PARTICULARLY LIKE EACH OTHER,

400. BUT SOMEHOW IT CREATES A SORT OF

401. CHEMISTRY ON-SCREEN THAT

402. ACTUALLY WORKS.

403. ARE EITHER OF YOU SINGERS?

404. I AM.

405. YEAH, WE BOTH ARE KIND OF

406. SINGERS.

407. WOW.

408. ALL RIGHT, SO DO A LITTLE

409. PREVIEW ACT FOR ME.

410. OKAY.

411. ALL RIGHT, SO, YOU WANT TO

412. DO—DO YOU WANT TO PUT OUR

413. CHOREOGRAPHY WITH IT AS WELL?

414. LET'S SING IT RIGHT NOW.

415. OKAY, OKAY, WE'LL JUST SING

416. IT, 'CAUSE CHOREOGRAPHY, WE'RE

417. WORKING ON REAL HARD.

418. OKAY.

419. I'M WHITE, GIRL.

420. OH, DEAR.

421. READY? HERE WE GO.

422. UH-HUH.

423. [off-key shouting]

424. [off-key shouting]

425. WOW, WAS THAT HARMONY THERE?

426. THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF GOING ON

427. THERE.

428. SHARON REALLY WANTS TO DO

429. THIS, LIKE, HEAVY METAL VOICE,

430. AND WE'RE LIKE, OH, HELL NO.

431. I'M GONNA LET YOU GET BACK TO

432. WORK.

433. OKAY, THANK YOU.

434. GOOD, CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW YOU.

435. I KNOW I'M GONNA DO A GOOD JOB.

436. SHARON BETTER NOT FUCK IT UP,

437. 'CAUSE I'M GONNA BE PISSED.

438. WILLAM AND LATRICE.

439. HELLO.

440. DO EITHER OF YOU SING IN YOUR

441. ACTS?

442. I REGULARLY DO.

443. MOST OF MY ACT IS WITH A LIVE

444. BAND.

445. NOW, LATRICE, WHAT DO YOU

446. THINK WILLAM HAS THAT YOU DON'T

447. HAVE?

448. WHEN I FIRST MET LITTLE

449. WILLAM, I WAS NOT FEATURING HER

450. AT ALL, RIGHT?

451. SHE WAS NOT THE FEATURE

452. PRESENTATION.

453. BUT I'M A QUIET CONFIDENT, WHERE

454. SHE'S VERY VOCAL ABOUT IT.

455. WHAT DOES LATRICE HAVE THAT

456. YOU DON'T HAVE?

457. I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SOME OF

458. THAT QUIET CONFIDENCE INSTEAD OF

459. MY CONFIDENCE THAT SOME PEOPLE

460. MISTAKE FOR COCKINESS.

461. I'M GONNA HELP GROUND WILLAM

462. A LITTLE BIT MORE.

463. WE'RE GONNA CALM HER DOWN.

464. PSS-PSS, PSS-PSS.

465. YEAH.

466. LET YOUR WORK SPEAK FOR

467. ITSELF.

468. SO WHAT IS THE GIMMICK FOR

469. YOUR OUTFITS?

470. WE'RE GONNA BE PRETTY IN

471. PINK.

472. OH, PRETTY IN PINK.

473. IS THAT ENOUGH OF A GIMMICK?

474. OH, I'M GONNA TURN HER OUT.

475. OH, YEAH?

476. BASICALLY, SHE'S GONNA BE A

477. WHORE.

478. YOU KIDS HAVE YOUR WORK CUT

479. OUT FOR YOU.

480. I'M GONNA LET YOU GET BACK TO

481. IT.

482. OKEY-DOKE.

483. ALL RIGHT, WONDERFUL.

484. FUCK IT, LET'S JUST DO

485. WHAT WE WANT TO DO AND DO IT

486. WELL.

487. ALL RIGHT, LADIES, GATHER

488. AROUND.

489. LATER TODAY, YOU'LL HAVE A

490. CHANCE TO WORK ON YOUR ACTS WITH

491. THE COMPOSER OF BETTER THAN YOU,

492. MY SONGWRITING PARTNER AND

493. PRODUCER LUCIAN PIANE.

494. VERY COOL.

495. AND TOMORROW ON THE MAIN

496. STAGE, YOU'LL BE MAKING YOUR NYX

497. COSMETICS NIGHTCLUB DEBUT IN

498. FRONT OF OUR EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST

499. JUDGES, THE WONDERFUL ACTRESS

500. AND POKER CHAMPION JENNIFER

501. TILLY.

502. WOW!

503. I LOVE JENNIFER TILLY!

504. ACADEMY AWARD NOMINEE

505. JENNIFER TILLY.

506. IT DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THAT.

507. AND THE ALWAYS FABULOUS

508. PAMELA ANDERSON WILL BE HERE.

509. SHUT UP!

510. OH, MY GOD!

511. HONEY, I GREW UP WATCHING

512. PAMELA ANDERSON.

513. SHE'S SICKENING.

514. SHE'S THE BLOND BOMBSHELL.

515. AND YOU'LL BE JUDGED AS A

516. TEAM.

517. THAT MEANS ONE PAIR WILL BE THE

518. WINNER AND ONE PAIR WILL HAVE TO

519. LIP-SYNC FOR THEIR LIVES.

520. WHY?

521. RUPAUL, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

522. TO US?

523. ALL RIGHT, FRENEMIES.

524. GOOD LUCK, AND DON'T FUCK IT

525. UP.

526. THANKS, RU.

527. BYE, RU.

528. BYE, RU.

529. THIS IS CRAZY.

530. THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY WE ALL

531. HAVE TO LIP-SYNC AGAINST EACH

532. OTHER.

533. LIKE, THAT COULD BE AN EMOTIONAL

534. LIP-SYNC.

535. WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT,

536. LIKE, HAVING TO LIP-SYNC AGAINST

537. YOUR TEAMMATE?

538. UH, WELL, THAT'S A WRENCH IN

539. THE PROGRAM, BUT—

540. I'M NOT MAKING PLANS TO DO

541. IT.

542. IF WILLAM AND LATRICE GET IN

543. THE BOTTOM TOGETHER, BYE,

544. WILLAM.

545. HONEY, 'CAUSE LATRICE KNOW

546. HOW TO BUCK.

547. GIRL, LATRICE IS GONNA WEAR

548. HER OUT.

549. PHI PHI'S ROLLING HER EYES

550. AND TALKING ABOUT ME, AND

551. EVERYBODY'S SAYING I SUCK, BUT

552. THEY CAN FUCK THEMSELVES.

553. COMING UP...

554. I WOULD JUST SAY, LIKE, THE

555. MORE VINDICTIVE YOU CAN BE.

556. OH, WELL, WE'VE GOT THAT

557. GOING.

558. I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE

559. AN IDIOT.

560. DON'T CHRISTINA IT OUT.

561. BITCH, SHUT UP.

562. FUCKING SHIT!

563. HI, I'M WILLAM.

564. LATRICE. HOW ARE YOU?

565. HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.

566. I'M LUCIAN.

567. LUCIAN IS RUPAUL'S PRODUCER.

568. LIKE, HE'S THE MAN BEHIND THE

569. MAGIC.

570. SO ARE YOU GUYS READY TO

571. PERFORM FOR ME, AND THEN WE'LL

572. TAKE IT FROM THERE?

573. SURE.

574. WE'LL COME OUT TO HERE, DO

575. THE FIRST LINES.

576. WE'LL MOVE ON TO THE WHOLE

577. SHOW, AND THEN ON THE "I'M SO

578. MUCH BETTER THAN," WE'LL START

579. WALKING.

580. OH, I THOUGHT—

581. YOU WALK IN WITH ME.

582. WHAT, WHAT?

583. YEAH, I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA

584. DO OUR LINES AS WE WALK.

585. OH, OKAY, THAT'S EVEN—

586. 'CAUSE THAT—YEAH.

587. THAT'S FINE.

588. I THINK THAT'S BETTER.

589. OKAY.

590. ARE YOU GUYS READY?

591. WE'RE READY.

592. CUE PLAYBACK.

593. ALL RIGHT, MAKE SURE YOU SAY,

594. "I'M A LEGENDARY," AND THEN—

595. I'M A LEGENDARY.

596. YEAH, JUST MAKE IT CLEAR THAT

597. YOU'RE BEING INTERRUPTED.

598. OKAY, GOT YOU.

599. WAIT.

600. IT'S EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES.

601. IF LATRICE MISSES A LINE, I'M

602. GONNA STEAMROLL THROUGH IT WITH

603. MY NEXT LINE.

604. ♪ BETTER THAN

605. TO BE LATE IS TO BE LEFT.

606. BOOM.

607. YEAH.

608. I WOULD JUST SAY, LIKE, THE

609. MORE, LIKE, VINDICTIVE YOU CAN

610. BE WITH EACH OTHER—

611. OH, WELL, WE'VE GOT THAT

612. GOING.

613. ♪ MUCH BETTER

614. YEAH, YOU ALMOST HAD IT.

615. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED RIGHT

616. THERE.

617. CAN WE DO IT AGAIN FROM THE

618. TOP, PLEASE?

619. WILLAM IS SCRAMBLING, AND

620. SHE'S NOT IN THE RIGHT HEAD

621. SPACE.

622. IF EITHER ONE OF US SCREWS UP,

623. WE'RE BOTH SCREWED.

624. DO YOU HAVE ANY NOTES FOR US,

625. LIKE, OTHER THAN—

626. YEAH, YOU GUYS JUST HAVE TO

627. PRACTICE AND PRACTICE.

628. THANKS.

629. I KNOW THAT, IN HIS HEAD, LUCIAN

630. IS READING.

631. HE'S LIKE, THESE BITCHES ARE

632. FUCKING MY SONG UP RIGHT NOW.

633. A LITTLE ROUGH ON SOME OF THE

634. CUES THERE.

635. IF YOU DON'T GET THE LINES

636. ACROSS AND YOU GUYS ARE JUST

637. DOING PHYSICAL COMEDY, IT'LL BE

638. LIKE, WHY DID SHE FALL DOWN ON

639. THE STAGE?

640. OR WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?

641. REALLY CONCENTRATE ON THE LYRICS

642. AND GETTING THOSE DOWN, AND

643. THEN, LIKE, HAVE FUN.

644. THERE'S A CERTAIN LEVEL OF

645. EXPECTATION FOR ME BECAUSE I'VE

646. BEEN IN THE BUSINESS FOR 20

647. YEARS.

648. I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE AN

649. IDIOT IN FRONT OF AMERICA.

650. CUE PLAYBACK.

651. WAIT.

652. READY?

653. CHAD AND DIDA SEEMED A LITTLE

654. LESS PREPARED.

655. THEY STRUGGLED A LITTLE BIT WITH

656. THE TIMING OF THE LYRICS.

657. OKAY, OKAY.

658. IN A PERFORMANCE LIKE THIS, YOU

659. GUYS HAVE REALLY GOT TO, LIKE,

660. STEP IT UP.

661. THE STRESS POINT OF THE

662. REHEARSAL WAS VOCALIZATION.

663. YOU THROW THE CHOREOGRAPHY IN

664. THERE WITH IT, IT'S GETTING A

665. LITTLE HAIRY.

666. WE HAVE A LITTLE WORK TO DO

667. HERE.

668. YEAH, WE NEED A LITTLE WORK.

669. UM, UH, I'M A—I GUESS I'M A

670. LITTLE CONFUSED BY THE OPERA

671. STUFF.

672. 'CAUSE I'M AN ANGEL, AND I

673. WANT TO DO LIKE A DISNEY

674. CHARACTER TYPE OF LOOK.

675. AND I'M A DEVIL.

676. I'M SUPPOSED TO SCREAM ONE OF MY

677. "I DO IT SO MUCH BETTER."

678. OKAY.

679. LIKE...

680. I DO IT SO MUCH BETTER!

681. YEAH, WE'LL SEE.

682. AND THEN BACK TO OUR NORMAL.

683. OH, OKAY. OKAY.

684. BUT WHY DON'T WE RUN IT AGAIN,

685. AND YOU—YOU GUYS—

686. COULD WE JUST SING—JUST DO

687. IT NORMAL WITH NO GIMMICKS OR

688. ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?

689. ♪ I DO IT

690. OKAY, OKAY.

691. I FEEL LIKE YOU GUYS ARE JUST

692. TRYING TO SING THIS A LITTLE TOO

693. MUCH.

694. THE VOCALS ARE UPSTAGING THE

695. LYRICS.

696. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THE VOCAL

697. STUFF A LITTLE BIT.

698. DON'T CHRISTINA IT OUT.

699. BITCH, SHUT UP.

700. THAT'S FINE.

701. WE'LL TALK IT.

702. LET'S JUST, LIKE, GO, UH,

703. THROUGH THE END PART.

704. FUCKING SHIT!

705. LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN.

706. FUCKING SHIT!

707. SHARON HAS NO RHYTHM, AND IF OUR

708. RHYTHM IS OFF, THEN THE MUSIC'S

709. OFF, AND THEN OUR BEATS ARE OFF,

710. AND THEN IT'S JUST ALL GONNA BE

711. OFF, AND I'M NOT GONNA BE IN THE

712. BOTTOM TWO BECAUSE SHARON IS

713. OFF.

714. IT DOESN'T EVEN FULLY SEEM

715. LIKE YOU'RE TOTALLY PRESENT

716. RIGHT NOW.

717. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

718. THERE'LL ALWAYS BE TENSION

719. BETWEEN ME AND PHI PHI.

720. SHE'S THAT SQUEAKY PRINCESS THAT

721. JUST NEEDS TO BE WHAPPED OVER

722. THE HEAD WITH A TWO-BY-FOUR.

723. YOU GUYS HAVE TO BRING YOUR

724. "A" GAME.

725. COMING UP...

726. YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE BEEN

727. FUNNIER.

728. I LOVED THAT YOU WERE TRYING

729. THE HARMONIES, BUT THEY'RE A

730. LITTLE BIT OFF.

731. I LOVE THEIR VOICES TOGETHER,

732. BUT THEN, I'M TONE DEAF.

733. DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE,

734. DARLING.

735. NO, YOU DON'T.

736. IT IS SHOWTIME, LADIES AND

737. GENTLEMEN!

738. WE HAVE TO PERFORM DUETS.

739. NOT LIP-SYNCING.

740. NOT RECORDED IN A STUDIO.

741. LIVE, BITCHES.

742. DO YOU NOTICE THAT WILLAM IS

743. LOW ENERGY TODAY?

744. SHE SEEMS REALLY QUIET, GIRL.

745. USUALLY WILLAM HAS THESE

746. ONE-LINERS THAT SHE JUST SHOOTS

747. OUT AND THROWS, BUT SHE'S NOT

748. SPEAKING TO ANYONE AND...

749. SHE JUST DOESN'T SEEM LIKE

750. HERSELF.

751. HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?

752. YOU ALL RIGHT?

753. WHAT?

754. YOU KNOW, YOU FEELIN' OKAY?

755. UM, YEAH.

756. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.

757. NOTHIN'?

758. I'M A LITTLE WORRIED BECAUSE

759. WE'RE BEING JUDGED AS A COUPLE.

760. THIS DEFINITELY COULD AFFECT OUR

761. PERFORMANCE.

762. I THINK YOU SEEM REALLY

763. DISTRACTED TODAY.

764. NO, I'M NOT.

765. I'M FINE.

766. ONCE—ONCE THE RED LIGHT'S ON,

767. I'M THERE.

768. OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

769. DON'T WORRY.

770. I'M JUST GONNA HAM IT UP

771. ONSTAGE.

772. WHEN RU SAYS, "YOU GUYS ARE THE

773. WINNER OF THIS CHALLENGE"--

774. I'LL LIKE YOU PERMANENTLY IF

775. WE WIN THIS TOGETHER.

776. YEAH, WE FUMBLED YESTERDAY ON

777. THE RUNWAY, BUT WE UNDERSTAND

778. THAT THIS IS AN IMPORTANT

779. CHALLENGE, SO PUT ALL

780. DIFFERENCES ASIDE.

781. LET'S WIN THIS CHALLENGE.

782. OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE A SHOWGIRL

783. NOW.

784. OH, MY—

785. YOU'RE LIKE ME!

786. PHI PHI AND SHARON,

787. SURPRISINGLY, ARE GETTING ALONG.

788. IS THIS FOR REAL?

789. SHARON IS A SHOWGIRL!

790. I'M JUST TEMPORARILY PLAYING

791. THE ROLE OF A PHI PHI.

792. I'M GETTING TO LIKE PHI PHI A

793. LITTLE MORE, BUT NOW IT'S JUST

794. UPGRADED TO HATE.

795. WHO IS SLAMMING THE FUCKING

796. COUNTER WHILE I'M DOING LIQUID?

797. GIRL, THE COUNTER MOVES.

798. NO, SOMEONE JUST SLAMMED

799. SOMETHING SHUT TWICE.

800. WELL, EVERYONE TIPTOE AROUND

801. WILLAM'S LIQUID.

802. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

803. I MISS MY DRAG FAMILY NOW SO

804. BAD.

805. I WORK WITH SOME OF THE

806. WEIRDEST, MOST INTERESTING

807. PERFORMERS, I THINK, IN AMERICA.

808. IF WE'RE NOT FREAKING 'EM OUT,

809. WE'RE NOT WORKING IT OUT.

810. THAT IS JUST THE NAME OF THE

811. GAME IN THE HOUSE OF HAUNT.

812. IF WE GO TOO LONG WITHOUT

813. SEEING AND TALKING WITH EACH

814. OTHER, WE HAVE A POTLUCK DINNER

815. AT MY HOUSE AND EVERYBODY COMES

816. OVER FOR DRINKS.

817. I WANT TO COME OVER TO DINNER

818. AT YOUR HOUSE.

819. ME TOO, BITCH.

820. ABSOLUTELY.

821. 'CAUSE WE COOK THE HOUSE DOWN,

822. HONEY.

823. I ALWAYS THOUGHT I WAS SO

824. FUCKING INTERESTING BEFORE I

825. CAME HERE BUT, LIKE, YOUR GUYS'

826. LIVES SOUND, LIKE, SO MUCH MORE

827. FUN.

828. I HAVEN'T COME FROM A DRAG

829. FAMILY BECAUSE I DIDN'T COME UP

830. THROUGH THE CLUB SYSTEM LIKE

831. MOST PEOPLE HAVE.

832. I'VE BEEN ON TV MOST OF MY LIFE

833. FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS.

834. I AM A LITTLE WEAK IN THE FRIEND

835. DEPARTMENT BECAUSE OF IT.

836. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T

837. HAVE, LIKE, A STRONG DRAG

838. FAMILY.

839. NO.

840. I NEED THEM.

841. I COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM.

842. AND WHAT?

843. HEY, GUYS.

844. HEY, BABY.

845. WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE OF

846. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

847. IT'S MY EVIL TWIN, MICHELLE

848. VISAGE.

849. YES, AND A BIG DOMO ARIGATO

850. TO YOU.

851. LUCIAN PIANE, MY PARTNER IN

852. CRIME.

853. HEY, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

854. HOW ARE MY GIRLS?

855. THEY'RE REALLY AMAZING.

856. DID YOU SLEEP WITH ANY OF

857. THEM?

858. TWO OF THEM.

859. JENNIFER TILLY.

860. YOU'RE LOOKING BEAUTIFUL

861. TONIGHT.

862. WELL, THANK YOU.

863. THE MONKEY GLANDS ARE WORKING.

864. AND PAMELA ANDERSON.

865. HEY, SOUL SISTER.

866. I FINALLY MADE IT.

867. THANKS FOR HAVING ME.

868. YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.

869. THIS OLD THING.

870. THIS WEEK, THE QUEENS WERE

871. CHALLENGED TO PERFORM A DUET

872. WITH THEIR BEST FRENEMIES.

873. TONIGHT, ON THE MAIN STAGE,

874. THEY'RE GONNA MAKE THEIR LIVE

875. NIGHTCLUB DEBUT.

876. ARE YOU READY FOR SOME DOUBLE

877. TROUBLE?

878. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES,

879. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

880. FIRST UP, LATRICE AND WILLAM.

881. ♪ I DO IT SO MUCH

882. I FEEL GOOD VIBES COMING FROM

883. THIS.

884. ♪ I DO

885. WILLAM IS IN IT TO WIN IT.

886. I'M IN IT TO WIN IT.

887. LET'S DO THIS DAMN THING.

888. ♪ I DO IT SO MUCH

889. SHIT!

890. OH!

891. ALL THE JOKES LAND, BUT ANY

892. CHANCE TO BE ONSTAGE IS A CHANCE

893. TO SHINE.

894. WHOO!

895. ♪ BETTER THAN

896. ♪ SO MUCH BETTER

897. WHOO!

898. YEAH!

899. PHI PHI O'HARA AND SHARON

900. NEEDLES.

901. ♪ I DO IT SO MUCH

902. I THINK SHE ADDED A TEASPOON

903. OR TWO OF CHRISTINA "AGLIERA,"

904. BUT THAT'S ANOTHER MATTER.

905. ♪ I DO IT SO MUCH

906. I COULD TELL THAT THE JUDGES

907. LOOKED A LITTLE BORED.

908. I'M GOING TO BE SO PISSED IF

909. THIS CHEESY SONG AND DANCE

910. NUMBER SENDS ME OUT OF HERE.

911. ♪ SO MUCH BETTER

912. WHOO!

913. CHAD MICHAELS, DIDA RITZ.

914. HELLO, DIDA, DARLING.

915. HELLO, CHAD.

916. HOW ARE YOU?

917. I'M A LEGEND.

918. WELL, THAT'S DEBATABLE.

919. I NEVER.

920. I COULD HEAR MY VOICE KIND OF

921. SHAKING A LITTLE BIT.

922. RUPAUL IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

923. DON'T FUCK IT UP!

924. ♪ I DO IT SO MUCH

925. AND AT LEAST MY FACE MOVES

926. WHEN I FROWN.

927. OH! SKAG!

928. OH!

929. ♪ I DO IT SO MUCH

930. OH!

931. DIDA, YOU BITCH!

932. OH!

933. THANK YOU.

934. COMING UP...

935. I FEEL A LITTLE LIKE PAULA

936. ABDUL, 'CAUSE I LOVED

937. EVERYTHING.

938. BUT SOMETIMES TOO MUCH

939. SHTICK CAN GET IN THE WAY.

940. THE MICROPHONE WAS A BIT

941. CLOSE, LIKE SHE WAS GONNA

942. SWALLOW IT.

943. WELCOME, LADIES.

944. THIS WEEK, WE ASKED YOU TO

945. COMBINE YOUR STRENGTHS AND

946. WEAKNESSES TO CREATE ONE DYNAMIC

947. DUO, SO TONIGHT, YOU'LL BE

948. JUDGED AS A COUPLE.

949. FIRST UP, WILLAM AND LATRICE

950. ROYALE.

951. TELL US ABOUT YOUR PERFORMANCE.

952. SHE HAS DEFINITELY GOTTEN ME

953. OUT OF MY COMFORT ZONE A LITTLE

954. BIT.

955. THIS IS NOT EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD

956. DO NORMALLY, BUT ABSOLUTELY

957. LOVING THAT I'M SHOWCASING THE

958. CURVES AND SWERVES I REPRESENT

959. FOR THE BIG GIRLS.

960. DO YOU FEEL THAT THIS OUTFIT

961. COMPROMISES YOUR CHRISTIANITY?

962. JESUS IS A BISCUIT, AND I LET

963. HIM SOP ME UP, SO—

964. YES!

965. YOU GUYS LOOK AMAZING.

966. I LOVE THE LINGERIE,

967. THE STOCKINGS.

968. YOUR SHOES ARE KILLER.

969. OH, THEY'RE VERSACE.

970. AND THAT PRATFALL.

971. I'M USING THAT TRICK.

972. THAT WAS SOME VEGAS SHIT.

973. BUT SOMETIMES TOO MUCH

974. SHTICK CAN GET IN THE WAY.

975. YOU TWO WERE SORT OF LIKE

976. A LAUREL AND HARDY OR A JANE

977. RUSSELL/MARILYN MONROE SORT OF

978. COMBINATION.

979. YOU'RE REALLY DIFFERENT, BUT YOU

980. WORKED SO WELL TOGETHER AND I

981. REALLY ENJOYED IT.

982. THANK YOU, LADIES.

983. I JUST HAVE TO SAY ONE THING.

984. WHAT'S THAT?

985. AMERICA'S GOT TALENT HAS

986. NOTHING ON THIS SHOW.

987. UH, HEAR, HEAR.

988. THIS IS A GREAT SHOW, AND

989. THERE'S SO MUCH TALENT ON THE

990. STAGE, IT'S FUN TO SEE.

991. THANKS, PAMELA.

992. NEXT UP, CHAD MICHAELS AND

993. DIDA RITZ.

994. HI, RU.

995. HI.

996. SO, DIDA, WHO DID IT BETTER?

997. UH...

998. JUST SAY IT, BITCH.

999. I WILL SAY ME.

1000. THAT'S RIGHT.

1001. WHAT ABOUT YOU, CHAD?

1002. OF COURSE, DARLING, IT WAS

1003. ME.

1004. SORRY.

1005. I WAS GETTING A CAVITY,

1006. LISTENING TO YOU TWO.

1007. IT WAS SO ROXIE AND VELMA.

1008. IT WAS VERY CHICAGO, WHICH I

1009. LOVE.

1010. WELL, I FEEL A LITTLE LIKE

1011. PAULA ABDUL, 'CAUSE I LOVED

1012. EVERYTHING.

1013. DIDA, SOMETIMES WHEN YOU GET

1014. REALLY, REALLY EXCITED AND

1015. YOU'RE SINGING AND YOU HAVE SO

1016. MUCH ENERGY, YOU KIND OF LOSE A

1017. LITTLE BIT OF THE VOCALS.

1018. I THINK THE JOKES MAY HAVE

1019. FALLEN A LITTLE FLAT BECAUSE

1020. YOU COULDN'T HEAR WHAT YOU WERE

1021. SAYING.

1022. NEXT UP, SHARON NEEDLES AND

1023. PHI PHI O'HARA.

1024. HOW DID IT FEEL UP THERE?

1025. ME AND PHI PHI HAVE HAD SOME

1026. BAD BLOOD HERE.

1027. I'VE ALWAYS FOUND IT KIND OF

1028. HARD TO BE ACCEPTED BY GLAMOROUS

1029. PAGEANTY QUEENS, AND I TOOK A

1030. LITTLE BIT OF THAT MINDSET INTO

1031. THIS COMPETITION.

1032. CALLING HER A PAGEANT QUEEN,

1033. IS THAT A READ?

1034. SHARON, YOU COULD LEARN

1035. SOMETHING FROM PAGEANT QUEENS.

1036. YOU'RE NOT LOSING SHARON NEEDLES

1037. IN THIS GLAM LOOK.

1038. I LOVE THIS HAIR.

1039. IT'S GORGEOUS ON YOU.

1040. I SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS A

1041. LONG—THIS IS SOME COUNTRY CROCK

1042. HAIR.

1043. I THINK YOU GUYS WERE GREAT,

1044. AND YOU LOOK A LITTLE JANICE

1045. DICKINSON AND YOU'RE ME.

1046. THAT'S WHAT I WAS CHANNELING.

1047. I LOVED IT.

1048. WHEN YOU CAME DOWN TO THE

1049. BOTTOM OF THE STAGE, I LOVED

1050. THAT YOU WERE TRYING THE

1051. HARMONIES, BUT THEY'RE A LITTLE

1052. BIT OFF.

1053. I DO FEEL LIKE THE COMEDY WAS

1054. UNDERPLAYED.

1055. I THINK YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE

1056. BEEN FUNNIER.

1057. Y'ALL WERE ALMOST TOO NICE.

1058. IT'S A FRENEMIES TYPE OF THING.

1059. YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF LIKE, UH,

1060. YOU'RE CUTTING ON EACH OTHER.

1061. IT WAS HARD TO EVEN HEAR IF

1062. THERE WAS ANY SHADE IN THERE.

1063. THANK YOU, LADIES.

1064. WHILE YOU UNTUCK IN THE INTERIOR

1065. ILLUSIONS LOUNGE, THE JUDGES AND

1066. I WILL DELIBERATE.

1067. YOU MAY LEAVE THE STAGE.

1068. JUST BETWEEN US GIRLS...

1069. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

1070. WILLAM AND LATRICE ROYALE.

1071. LATRICE STEPPED OUT OF HER

1072. COMFORT ZONE, AND IT LOOKED

1073. GREAT.

1074. VOCALLY, I THOUGHT WILLAM COULD

1075. REALLY SING.

1076. I DID LOVE THEIR SHTICK THAT

1077. THEY DID, BUT IT KIND OF TOOK

1078. OVER THE SONG.

1079. A LITTLE LESS MIGHT HAVE BEEN

1080. A LITTLE BIT MORE IN THIS CASE.

1081. WELL, I THOUGHT THAT THEIR

1082. ACT WAS VERY POLISHED.

1083. I REALLY LIKED THE CHOREOGRAPHY.

1084. I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY SMOOTH AND

1085. IT WAS VERY WORKED OUT.

1086. NOW, WOULD YOU HAVE THEM OPEN

1087. FOR YOU IN VEGAS?

1088. YES!

1089. ESPECIALLY WITH THAT LITTLE—

1090. THAT THING AT THE END, WHEN THEY

1091. THREW THE PURSE AND SHE TRIPPED

1092. OR WHATEVER.

1093. YEAH, THAT WAS GOOD.

1094. THE PRATFALL WAS GREAT.

1095. CHAD MICHAELS AND DIDA RITZ,

1096. THE INGENUE AND THE VETERAN.

1097. THE DUO FELT A LITTLE

1098. LOPSIDED WITH DIDA'S ENERGY

1099. BEING OVER THE TOP.

1100. SHE WAS SO ENERGIZED, AND

1101. THAT'S A GREAT THING, BUT THAT

1102. CAN ALSO BE DETRIMENTAL

1103. SOMETIMES.

1104. THE MICROPHONE WAS A BIT CLOSE,

1105. LIKE SHE GONNA SWALLOW IT.

1106. NOW, IS THAT A BAD THING?

1107. NOT NORMALLY.

1108. ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON TO

1109. SHARON NEEDLES AND PHI PHI

1110. O'HARA, THE DEVIL AND THE ANGEL.

1111. THEY STARTED WITH THE

1112. HARMONIES, AND I WAS LIKE, OH,

1113. MY GOD, I'M SO IMPRESSED.

1114. THEY'RE SINGING IN HARMO—

1115. UH-OH.

1116. OH.

1117. I LOVED THEIR VOICES

1118. TOGETHER, BUT THEN, I'M TONE

1119. DEAF.

1120. AND I THOUGHT THERE COULD HAVE

1121. BEEN USED A LITTLE MORE

1122. CHOREOGRAPHY AT THE BEGINNING,

1123. BUT I HAVE NO RHYTHM, SO—

1124. OH!

1125. YESTERDAY, THERE WAS SOME

1126. UNDERCURRENT OF TENSION BETWEEN

1127. THEM AND THEN, TODAY, THEY

1128. SEEMED LIKE THEY HAD THEIR

1129. SHTICK TOGETHER.

1130. THEY KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE

1131. DOING, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THEIR

1132. SHTICK DIDN'T HAVE A LOT OF

1133. SHTICK.

1134. I DID LIKE THEIR OUTFITS.

1135. I THOUGHT THAT THE ANGEL AND

1136. DEVIL THING WAS A GOOD IDEA, BUT

1137. IT DIDN'T REALLY DELIVER,

1138. BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T EVEN TELL

1139. ANY JABS WERE BEING THROWN.

1140. ALL RIGHT.

1141. SILENCE.

1142. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1143. BRING BACK MY GIRLS.

1144. WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1145. BASED ON YOUR FRENEMIES

1146. NIGHTCLUB ACT AND YOUR

1147. PRESENTATIONS ON THE MAIN STAGE,

1148. I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

1149. NOW, YOU WERE ALL TROUPERS,

1150. BUT TONIGHT, ONE DUO DID IT SO

1151. MUCH BETTER.

1152. THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S MAIN

1153. CHALLENGE IS...

1154. WILLAM AND LATRICE ROYALE.

1155. YOU EACH WIN A CUSTOM CORSET

1156. SKIRT AND BRASSIERE OF

1157. VERSATILECORSETS.COM.

1158. I DIDN'T EXPECT TO WIN THIS

1159. CHALLENGE.

1160. I'M REALLY GLAD I DIDN'T LET MY

1161. PARTNER DOWN.

1162. IT'S PRETTY FUCKING COOL.

1163. THAT LEAVES CHAD AND DIDA,

1164. AND PHI PHI AND SHARON.

1165. LADIES, IT'S COME TO A POINT

1166. IN THE COMPETITION WHERE EVERY

1167. DECISION IS A PAINFUL ONE.

1168. PHI PHI O'HARA AND SHARON

1169. NEEDLES...

1170. I FEEL KIND OF, LIKE, GUT

1171. BUBBLES, AND I FEEL REALLY SICK.

1172. I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE RUPAUL

1173. WAIT.

1174. I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE ANY OF THE

1175. GUEST JUDGES WAIT.

1176. I'M SORRY.

1177. SO I TRIED TO THROW UP OFF THE

1178. STAGE.

1179. IT'S REALLY NOT CUTE.

1180. WILLAM, ARE YOU OKAY TO

1181. CONTINUE?

1182. ALL RIGHT.

1183. PHI PHI O'HARA AND SHARON

1184. NEEDLES, YOU ARE UP FOR

1185. ELIMINATION.

1186. CHAD MICHAELS, DIDA RITZ, YOU

1187. MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1188. I WAS NICE TO SHARON, AND IT

1189. BACKFIRED.

1190. YOU KNOW WHAT?

1191. I'M DONE.

1192. I'M NOT PLAYING NICE WITH YOU

1193. ANYMORE.

1194. TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

1195. LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

1196. TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE

1197. YOURSELVES FROM ELIMINATION.

1198. THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO

1199. LIP-SYNC FOR YOUR LIFE.

1200. I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME,

1201. PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

1202. GOOD LUCK, AND DON'T FUCK

1203. IT UP.

1204. THIS IS RUPAUL.

1205. AND THIS IS MARTHA WASH.

1206. WE ARE REPORTING TO YOU

1207. LIVE...

1208. FROM OUR WEATHER CENTER.

1209. HONEY, JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT

1210. IT WAS SAFE TO GO BACK

1211. OUTSIDE...

1212. BAM, THE SEQUEL!

1213. HEY!

1214. OH, FUCK.

1215. MY WIG WAS HANGING ON BY ONE

1216. FREAKIN' BOBBY PIN.

1217. I'M NOT KEEPING THAT BITCH ON

1218. MY HEAD.

1219. IT MIGHT AS WELL GO.

1220. IT'S IN MY WAY.

1221. THAT'S RIGHT, HONEY.

1222. I'VE WORKED TOO HARD AND I'VE

1223. GONE TOO FAR INTO THIS

1224. COMPETITION, AND I'M NOT GONNA

1225. GET KICKED OFF BECAUSE OF SOME

1226. SHOWGIRL BARBIE DOLL.

1227. I KNOW HOW PHI PHI DANCES AND

1228. PERFORMS.

1229. I WAS SHOCKED TO SEE THAT SHARON

1230. IS KEEPING UP.

1231. THIS IS TOUGH TO WATCH, BECAUSE

1232. YOU DON'T KNOW WHO IS GONNA GO

1233. HOME.

1234. LADIES, I HAVE MADE MY

1235. DECISION.

1236. I'M VERY FUCKING NERVOUS.

1237. IT WAS MY FIRST TIME HAVING MY

1238. FATE DANGLED IN FRONT OF MY

1239. FACE.

1240. WILLAM, WILL YOU PLEASE STEP

1241. FORWARD.

1242. WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?

1243. WILLAM, YOU WON TONIGHT

1244. BECAUSE YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL AND

1245. TALENTED QUEEN, BUT IT HAS COME

1246. TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE

1247. BROKEN THE RULES—RULES THAT ARE

1248. IN PLACE TO PROTECT THE FAIRNESS

1249. OF THIS COMPETITION.

1250. YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES,

1251. AND I'M AFRAID YOU LEAVE ME

1252. NO CHOICE.

1253. WILLAM, I HAVE TO ASK YOU TO

1254. LEAVE THE COMPETITION

1255. IMMEDIATELY.

1256. NOW, SASHAY AWAY.

1257. I BROKE THE RULES, BUT I'M A

1258. BIG BOY DRESSED IN BIG GIRL'S

1259. CLOTHES, SO REGRET'S KIND OF

1260. LIKE A FOOL'S GAME.

1261. I CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING THAT I

1262. DID, AND THERE'S NO USE SPENDING

1263. ANY TIME DWELLING ON IT.

1264. I STOOD ON STAGE, SICK, WITH A

1265. 24-INCH-WAIST, AND I'M PROUD OF

1266. MYSELF.

1267. PHI PHI O'HARA, SHARON

1268. NEEDLES, IN LIGHT OF TONIGHT'S

1269. EVENTS, YOU GOT LUCKY.

1270. YOU ARE BOTH SAFE.

1271. SHANTE, YOU STAY.

1272. YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1273. MY FIERCE FIVE, LET THIS BE A

1274. WARNING TO ALL OF YOU, IN THE

1275. RACE TO BECOME AMERICA'S NEXT

1276. DRAG SUPERSTAR, SOMETIMES A

1277. QUEEN'S WORST ENEMY CAN BE

1278. HERSELF.

1279. NOW REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T

1280. LOVE YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL

1281. YOU GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1282. CAN I GET AN AMEN UP IN HERE?

1283. AMEN.

1284. ALL RIGHT.

1285. NOW LET THE MUSIC PLAY.