RuPaul's Drag Race 4x6

1. PREVIOUSLY ON

2. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE...

3. LADIES, THE PASSWORD IS...

4. SNATCH GAME.

5. I MIGHT NOT BE THE BIGGEST

6. STAR HERE, BUT I GOT THE BIGGEST

7. KNOCKERS, OKAY?

8. I JUST WANT TO SAY TO

9. LADY GAGA THAT I AM THE ONLY

10. BOSS HERE.

11. THIS WAS A REAL HEAVY

12. DIANA ROSS.

13. OH, MY GOODNESS.

14. I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY BOOK ME

15. ON THESE CHICKENSHIT GIGS.

16. CONDRAGULATIONS.

17. YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS

18. CHALLENGE.

19. IT'S VERY IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO

20. UNDERSTAND WE'RE LOOKING FOR

21. THE TOP.

22. BRING YOUR "A" GAME.

23. I WILL.

24. MILAN, SHANTE, YOU STAY.

25. KENYA MICHAELS, SASHAY AWAY.

26. AND TONIGHT...

27. OH, OH, OH, OH.

28. THE DOLLS GET WET.

29. AND WILD.

30. OHHH!

31. WITH EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST JUDGES

32. NCIS STAR PAULEY PERRETTE AND

33. KELLY OSBOURNE.

34. THE WINNER OF RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE

35. WILL RECEIVE A LIFETIME SUPPLY

36. OF NIX COSMETICS,

37. A ONE-OF-A-KIND TRIP COURTESY OF

38. ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL, HEADLINE

39. LOGO'S DRAG RACE TOUR FEATURING

40. ABSOLUT VODKA, COCKTAILS

41. PERFECTED, AND A CASH PRIZE OF

42. $100,000.

43. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

44. I'M GETTING THE HANGERS.

45. OH.

46. WE'RE BACK IN THE WORKROOM

47. THIS MORNING, AND KENYA'S NOT

48. HERE ANYMORE, AND IT'S SAD,

49. 'CAUSE MY BEST FRIEND'S GONE.

50. "PHI PHI, I LOVE YOU.

51. SISTERS FOREVER."

52. AWW.

53. YOU SENT BOTH OF

54. THE PUERTO RICAN GIRLS.

55. I KNOW.

56. YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA BE

57. IN WEST SIDE STORY AGAIN.

58. NOT EVEN A TOURING PRODUCTION,

59. BITCH.

60. OH, MY GOSH.

61. UH-UH.

62. BYE, KENYA. I LOVE YOU.

63. UH! THIS HURTS.

64. THINGS GOT EMOTIONAL ON

65. THE RUNWAY LAST WEEK.

66. TODAY, WE'VE HAD A LITTLE TIME,

67. YOU KNOW, TO HEAL UP, REFOCUS.

68. I'M SO, SO HAPPY THAT I WON

69. THE SNATCH GAME.

70. IT WAS ALMOST OVERSHADOWED BY

71. HOW SAD WE WERE, AND IT WAS HARD

72. FOR ME TO CELEBRATE, BUT I DID

73. CELEBRATE YESTERDAY.

74. I'LL BE HONEST.

75. I FELT LIKE MY DRAG WAS

76. MISUNDERSTOOD.

77. LIKE, I'M SO ACROSS THE BOARD.

78. I LIKE TO TEETER-TOTTER IN THE

79. BOY WORLD.

80. I THINK TEETER-TOTTERING IN

81. THE BOY WORLD WORKS WHEN YOU'RE

82. SUPER FEMININE.

83. IT'S HARD FOR A DRAG QUEEN TO

84. TEETER-TOTTER IN THE BOY WORLD

85. WHILE STILL BEING THAT DRAG.

86. I HAVE ALWAYS HAD TO DEAL

87. WITH PEOPLE'S PERCEPTION OF WHAT

88. DRAG IS, BUT I HAVE TO REMAIN

89. TRUE TO MYSELF.

90. I'M NOT GONNA COMPROMISE.

91. WE KNOW THAT YOU ARE

92. AN ACCOMPLISHED ACTOR.

93. NOW WERE THOSE TEARS REAL,

94. WILLAM?

95. THOSE WERE REAL, YEAH.

96. I CAN CRY ON CUE, BUT I WOULDN'T

97. HAVE CRIED UGLY LIKE THAT.

98. SHE WAS ACTING.

99. THAT WAS NOT REAL.

100. THIS BITCH IS FAKING IT.

101. MY LASHES WERE FALLING OFF.

102. I DIDN'T KNOW SATAN COULD

103. CRY.

104. OOH.

105. GIRL, YOU GOT SHE MAIL.

106. GREETINGS.

107. MY NAME'S RUPAUL, AND I'LL BE

108. YOUR CRUISE DIRECTOR.

109. COME ABOARD.

110. WE'RE EXPECTING YOU...

111. TO MAKE WAVES.

112. OKAY?

113. BIG WAVES.

114. HOLLA!

115. 'CAUSE SOMETIMES, TO AVOID BEING

116. STONEWALLED, A GIRL'S GOT TO

117. ROCK THE BOAT.

118. WHAT?

119. I DON'T GET IT.

120. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

121. GOOD MORNING, RU.

122. NOW YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WORKING

123. SO HARD THAT I'VE DECIDED TO

124. GIVE YOU A BREAK.

125. A SPRING BREAK.

126. TRAMP STAMPS.

127. TODAY'S MINI CHALLENGE IS

128. YOUR CHANCE TO SOAK IN THE SUN

129. AND LET IT ALL HANG OUT

130. IN AN ALL-AMERICAN WET T-SHIRT

131. CONTEST.

132. NOW JUST OUTSIDE IS A THIRSTY

133. CROWD OF SPRING BREAKERS.

134. EACH OF YOU NEEDS TO "WET" THEIR

135. APPETITE, WEARING A GLAMAZON

136. T-SHIRT AND A PAIR OF YOUR NEW

137. BOSOM BUDDIES... SILICONE

138. BREASTPLATES COURTESY OF

139. BOOBSFORQUEENS.COM.

140. AND THE QUEEN THAT GETS THE

141. BIGGEST REACTION FROM THE CROWD

142. WILL WIN.

143. JELLY.

144. THIS IS MONEY IN THE BANK.

145. I GOT THIS.

146. YOU HAVE 30 MINUTES TO STYLE

147. AND STUFF YOUR T-SHIRT.

148. I'LL SEE YOU OUTSIDE.

149. LET'S GO.

150. BOOBS!

151. HOLY MOLY.

152. SHOW ME YOUR TITS.

153. PLAYING GIRLYISH AND BOUNCY

154. AND SEXY IS SOMETHING REALLY

155. FOREIGN TO ME.

156. WHAT AND WHAT AND WHERE IS

157. THE BODY, BABY?

158. MY LOOK IS, "GOD, I WANT TO

159. GO TO MIAMI, BUT I CAN ONLY

160. AFFORD FORT LAUDERDALE."

161. MAMA CHAD LOOKS LIKE A MILF.

162. CHAD, DAMN.

163. IT'S CALLED FOREVER 21, NOT

164. FOREVER 41.

165. LET'S GO TO THE BEACH.

166. WELCOME TO SPRING BREAK AT

167. DRAGTONA BEACH.

168. ARE YOU READY TO GET WET AND

169. WILD?

170. FIRST UP, FROM THE BIG APPLE,

171. LONDON, PARIS... MILAN.

172. SHE'S GOT TWO BIG APPLES.

173. OH.

174. SHE NOT SHY.

175. SHE IS MOPPING THE FLOOR.

176. CHAD MICHAELS.

177. OH, OH, DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT.

178. MY TITS ARE BIG, MY HAIR IS

179. BIG, AND MY ASS LOOKS GOOD.

180. I'M JUST FEELING LIKE A DRAG

181. COUGAR.

182. IT'S JIGGLY CALIENTE.

183. HER MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE

184. BOYS TO THE YARD.

185. TOUCH ALL OF THIS JIGGLY.

186. SHARON NEEDLES.

187. I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE FISHY

188. QUEENS.

189. I NEVER WANT TO CREATE A

190. CHARACTER THAT SOMEONE WOULD

191. WANT TO FUCK.

192. I LIKE TO MOCK SEXINESS.

193. SHE'S A REGULAR DANNY THOMAS

194. WITH THAT SPIT TAKE.

195. PHI PHI O'HARA!

196. UH-OH.

197. OH, MY GOODNESS.

198. OH, OUCH, OUCH, OUCH.

199. I WAS SHAKING MY BOOBS, AND

200. ALL OF A SUDDEN MY BOOBS CAME

201. OFF.

202. SHE'S COMING UNDONE.

203. AND THEN THEY POURED THE

204. WATER, AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN

205. MY WIG FELL OFF, AND IT WAS

206. A MESS.

207. PHI PHI, DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR

208. BODY PARTS?

209. WILLAM, HOLLYWOOD HONEY.

210. OH, SQUIRT. SQUIRT IT.

211. I HOPE THAT LOTION'S WATER

212. PROOF.

213. I FEEL AMAZING BECAUSE I KNOW

214. I LOOK GREAT.

215. I WAS SERVING 'EM SEX, AND I

216. JUST SOAKED IT UP.

217. OH, MY GOD, SHE'S DRIVING

218. THE CROWD CRAZY.

219. SHE'S A DIRTY, DIRTY GIRL, THAT

220. WILLAM.

221. EVERYTHING TASTES GOOD ON

222. A DIDA RITZ.

223. SHE'S SOAKING WET.

224. OH, OH, OH, OH.

225. CHOCOLATE MILK.

226. PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR

227. LATRICE ROYALE.

228. YOU NEED SOME COOLING DOWN,

229. GIRL.

230. OH!

231. YOU KNOW MY ALTER EGO IS

232. A STRIPPER.

233. I'M LOVING EVERY BIT OF IT.

234. GIVE IT UP FOR

235. LATRICE ROYALE.

236. THANK YOU, LATRICE.

237. YOU WERE ALL WET AND WILD.

238. DAMN!

239. ONE OF Y'ALL REALLY WORKED

240. THE CROWD INTO A LATHER.

241. CAN I GET A DRUM ROLL?

242. THE TITULAR WINNER OF TODAY'S

243. MINI CHALLENGE IS...

244. WILLAM.

245. YEAH!

246. YES.

247. I WON.

248. YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF A HOBBY

249. OF MINE.

250. THANK YOU, GOD, FOR ALL THIS

251. BOD.

252. CONDRAGULATIONS, WILLAM.

253. SPRING BREAK 2012!

254. NOW THAT SPRING BREAK IS OVER,

255. IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE HERSTORY

256. LESSON.

257. BACK IN 1969, AT THE STONEWALL

258. RIOTS, IT WAS A DRAG QUEEN WHO

259. HAD THE CHARISMA, UNIQUENESS,

260. NERVE, AND TALENT TO DIG HER

261. HEELS IN AND START A REVOLUTION.

262. AND EVERY YEAR SINCE, DRAG

263. QUEENS HAVE BEEN THE SHINING

264. STARS OF PRIDE CELEBRATIONS

265. AROUND THE WORLD.

266. FOR THIS WEEK'S MAIN CHALLENGE,

267. YOU'LL BE STYLING

268. A FASHION-FORWARD LOOK FOR OUR

269. VERY OWN PRIDE PARADE.

270. NOW THE THEME FOR THIS YEAR'S

271. PRIDE IS HOPE FLOATS.

272. IN ADDITION TO YOUR OUTFITS,

273. YOU'LL NEED TO DESIGN PARADE

274. FLOATS, USING THESE COLORFUL

275. ACCESSORIES.

276. SHIPS AHOY.

277. EACH OF YOU WILL BE ASSIGNED

278. A DIFFERENT BOAT BASED ON THE

279. EIGHT COLORS OF THE ORIGINAL

280. RAINBOW FLAG.

281. WILLAM, YOU WON THE MINI

282. CHALLENGE, SO YOU GET TO ASSIGN

283. THE COLOR THEMES, USING THESE

284. HANKIES.

285. I WANT BLUE.

286. INDIGO BLUE.

287. I THINK THIS IS THE FAIREST WAY

288. TO DO IT.

289. JIGGLY GETS ORANGE.

290. PHI PHI GETS VIOLET.

291. DIDA GETS RED.

292. TURQUOISE FOR LATRICE.

293. PINK FOR CHAD MICHAELS.

294. YELLOW FOR MILAN.

295. AND GREEN FOR SHARON NEEDLES.

296. NOW, LADIES, YOU CAN USE YOUR

297. OWN DRAG, PLUS MATERIALS

298. PROVIDED BY MICHAEL LEVINE

299. FABRICS.

300. YOUR ENSEMBLE NEEDS TO BE SUPER

301. CHIC AND TAKE PRIDE OVER THE

302. RAINBOW AND ON TO THE RUNWAY.

303. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.

304. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

305. YAY.

306. OH, MY GOD.

307. OH, LOOK, SHAMROCKS.

308. THIS IS THE UGLIEST COLOR

309. EVER.

310. I LOVE ORANGE.

311. IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD ON ME.

312. I WENT FROM BAKED POTATO TO

313. SWEET POTATO.

314. JIGGLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

315. WHAT IS THE CONCEPT OF YOUR

316. COSTUME?

317. AS OF RIGHT NOW, I HAVE

318. NO CLUE.

319. I'M NOT GOOD AT THE CREATIVE

320. STUFF.

321. THIS IS THE CHALLENGE WHERE I

322. COULD SINK TO HELL.

323. I WANT TO INCORPORATE THIS

324. SOMEHOW.

325. BUT THEN I JUST DON'T WANT IT TO

326. LOOK LIKE A THANKSGIVING FLOAT.

327. AND IT'S GONNA LOOK LIKE A

328. TURKEY.

329. YEAH, YOU DON'T WANT TO LOOK

330. LIKE A TURKEY.

331. YOU DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN.

332. FUCK, I'M SCREWED.

333. COMING UP...

334. I HAVE DIGNITY LOOKS AND

335. PAYCHECK LOOKS.

336. DIGNITY IS WHEN I WILL NOT BEND

337. FOR ANYONE.

338. HONESTLY, WE'RE DOING

339. A FUTURE THING, BUT I WANTED TO

340. TRY TO DO A FLASHBACK TO THE

341. FUTURE.

342. BUT WE'RE ASKING YOU TO BE

343. FASHION-FORWARD.

344. TODAY OUR MAIN CHALLENGE IS

345. WE HAVE TO CREATE A PRIDE PARADE

346. FLOAT WITH A MATCHING OUTFIT

347. IN ONE OF THE COLORS FROM

348. THE PRIDE FLAG.

349. ORIGINALLY, FOR THE OLD GAY

350. RAINBOW FLAG, GREEN STOOD FOR

351. NATURE.

352. THERE'S NOTHING NATURAL ABOUT

353. ME.

354. YOU MADE A SNAKE.

355. ARE YOU DOING A GARDEN OF EDEN

356. THEME BOAT?

357. UM, MORE LIKE A MEDUSA.

358. LIKE, LOOK AT ME, AND I'LL TURN

359. YOU INTO STONEWALL.

360. OH, YEAH.

361. SO WHO HERE KNOWS WHAT

362. STONEWALL IS?

363. STONEWALL WAS IN JUNE OF '69,

364. AND THE COPS DECIDED TO GO IN

365. AND CAUSE SOME TROUBLE.

366. THEY WERE JUST, YOU KNOW,

367. GIVING THIS ONE PARTICULAR BAR

368. ALL KINDS OF HELL.

369. THEY JUST PUT THEIR FOOT DOWN.

370. THEY WEREN'T GONNA TAKE IT

371. ANYMORE.

372. I HEARD, IF YOU WORE WOMEN'S

373. CLOTHING OR MAKEUP, THEY WOULD

374. DOUSE YOUR HEAD IN THE MOP

375. BUCKETS OF NIGHTCLUBS.

376. WOW.

377. YOU HAD TO WEAR AT LEAST

378. THREE ARTICLES OF CLOTHING THAT

379. WERE ASSIGNED TO YOUR GENDERS

380. AT ALL TIME, OR YOU COULD BE

381. ARRESTED.

382. I GREW UP IN A RELIGIOUS

383. HOUSEHOLD, AND THAT BEING GAY

384. WAS JUST NOT SOMETHING THAT

385. WAS ACCEPTED.

386. BUT THIS CHALLENGE DOES HELP ME

387. RETHINK MY PERSPECTIVE BECAUSE

388. IT MAKES ME VERY PROUD TO KNOW

389. THAT OTHER QUEENS HAVE PAVED

390. THE WAY.

391. CHAD, WHAT WAS IT LIKE TO BE

392. THERE?

393. YOU WERE, WHAT, 29 AT THE TIME?

394. FUCKING SWALLOWED GLITTER.

395. YOU'VE SWALLOWED WORSE.

396. WE'RE GONNA HAVE DINNER SOON.

397. STOP EATING THE GLITTER.

398. STUPID-ASS BITCH.

399. GODDAMN IT, JIGGLY.

400. FUCK YOU.

401. OH, MY GOD.

402. I LOVE MY BOAT ALREADY.

403. I WANT TO GO ON MY BOAT SO BAD.

404. YOU FUCKING CUNT.

405. I DECIDE TO DO ALL-OVER PATTERN

406. OF STARS, OR STICKERS, THAT HAVE

407. MY FACE ON THEM.

408. THE THEME IS HOPE FLOATS, AND

409. I'VE ALWAYS HOPED TO BE A STAR.

410. THAT'S YOU?

411. YES, IT'S ME.

412. YOU DIRTY BITCH.

413. NARCISSISTIC MUCH?

414. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

415. HI, RU.

416. IT LOOKS LIKE

417. A KYLIE MINOGUE CONCERT EXPLODED

418. IN HERE.

419. JIGGLY CALIENTE.

420. HELLO.

421. MAY I CALL YOU JIGGLY?

422. YES, YOU MAY.

423. OH, GOOD.

424. WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR IS

425. FASHION-FORWARD.

426. YOU KNOW, THE THEME IS HOPE

427. FLOATS.

428. WHAT STATEMENT ARE YOU GOING TO

429. MAKE?

430. I—THE STATEMENT I WANT TO

431. MAKE IS THAT, UM...

432. DREAMS ARE POSSIBLE.

433. HUH.

434. NOW WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS TO

435. DECORATE YOUR BOAT?

436. UM, I PLAN ON ADDING THE

437. TRIMMINGS, THE FABRICS, AND THEN

438. I'M GONNA ADD THE FLOWERS AND

439. OTHER KNICKKNACKS.

440. YEAH.

441. RU IS NOT BUYING MY SHIT.

442. I KNOW IT.

443. I CAN SEE IT IN HER EYES.

444. I DON'T WANT TO WORRY YOU,

445. BUT YOU DO SEEM A LITTLE BIT

446. BEHIND.

447. WE'RE LOOKING FOR AN EXPRESSION

448. OF JIGGLY.

449. DEFINITELY.

450. ALL RIGHT.

451. GET BACK TO WORK.

452. THANK YOU.

453. HOW AM I GONNA DO THIS?

454. DIDA RITZ.

455. HI, RU.

456. SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

457. I'M GOING FOR A '70s, REALLY

458. HIPPIE VIBE.

459. VERY LOVE, PEACE, AND HARMONY.

460. MY WHOLE CONCEPT IS A JUMPSUIT.

461. WITH A BLOUSE.

462. MAYBE WITH A BLOUSE, MAYBE

463. NOT.

464. I DON'T KNOW YET.

465. WE'RE LOOKING TO SEE THE BEST

466. DIDA THAT THERE IS.

467. WE WANT FASHION-FORWARD, YOU

468. KNOW?

469. MM-HMM.

470. I'LL SEE YOU OUT ON

471. THE PARADE ROUTE.

472. THANK YOU, RU.

473. WELL, WELL, WELL, WILLAM.

474. IT'S STARSHIP WILLAM.

475. WOW.

476. IN YOUR BOOK YOU HAD A QUOTE

477. THAT SAID, "EVEN WHEN I WAS

478. DOWN, I TREATED MYSELF AS

479. A STAR.

480. EVENTUALLY THE REST OF

481. THE WORLD WOULD CATCH UP."

482. AND I WROTE THAT ON MY LITTLE

483. BINDER IN EIGHTH GRADE.

484. I'VE ADOPTED THAT THEORY TOO.

485. I'VE ALWAYS TREATED MYSELF LIKE

486. A STAR AND JUST KNEW IT WAS

487. GONNA HAPPEN.

488. WE GOT ON YOUR CASE LAST WEEK

489. ABOUT BEING MORE VULNERABLE, AND

490. THAT STORY'S VERY VULNERABLE.

491. WHAT DO YOU PLAN ON WEARING IF

492. ANYTHING?

493. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT EPISODE

494. OF SEX AND THE CITY WHERE CARRIE

495. FELL DOWN ON THE RUNWAY?

496. YES.

497. DOLCE & GABBANA COAT.

498. OH, WELL, LOOK WHO'S GOT IT.

499. IS THAT THE EXACT ONE?

500. IT'S NOT THE ONE SHE WORE.

501. I SEE.

502. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, SHE'S SO

503. MUCH BIGGER THAN ME.

504. I'M GONNA LET YOU GET BACK TO

505. WORK HERE.

506. BYE.

507. LONDON, PARIS, MILAN.

508. HI, RU.

509. SO TELL ME ABOUT THIS BOAT.

510. MY INSPIRATION FOR THIS,

511. HONESTLY, I MEAN, WE'RE DOING A

512. FUTURE THING, BUT I WANTED TO

513. TRY TO DO A FLASHBACK TO THE

514. FUTURE.

515. A FLASHBACK TO THE FUTURE.

516. YES.

517. BUT WE'RE ASKING YOU TO BE

518. FASHION-FORWARD.

519. NOW YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY,

520. THE MOST FASHIONABLE CITY...

521. I DO.

522. IN THE U.S.

523. WHERE DO YOUR COSTUMES COME

524. FROM?

525. UM, USUALLY I HAVE PEOPLE

526. MAKE THEM FOR ME.

527. I SEE.

528. 'CAUSE A LOT OF MY COSTUMES

529. ARE CHARACTERS.

530. LIKE THE HOUSEWIFE OR THAT LOOKS

531. LIKE THE LADY NEXT-DOOR.

532. YOU DON'T WANT THE AUDIENCE

533. TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

534. YOU WANT THEM TO SEE

535. A CHARACTER.

536. BUT WE WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

537. NO, I DEFINITELY WANT THEM TO

538. KNOW WHO I AM.

539. BECAUSE YOU HAVE LIP-SYNCHED

540. TWICE.

541. I HAVE.

542. MAKE THAT MILAN COME OUT.

543. OKAY.

544. GET BACK TO WORK.

545. THANK YOU.

546. ALL RIGHT.

547. PHI PHI O'HARA.

548. HI, RU.

549. HOW ARE YA?

550. I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?

551. GOOD.

552. SO WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON?

553. I HAVE A ONE-ARMED CAT SUIT

554. RIGHT NOW.

555. IS THAT URANUS ON...

556. IT IS MY-RANUS.

557. OKAY.

558. YEAH.

559. THE THEME IS HOPE FLOATS.

560. I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR

561. DARKEST HOUR AND HOW YOU WERE

562. ABLE TO GET OVER THAT.

563. WELL, AS A KID, I HAD—I GREW

564. UP IN A REALLY ABUSIVE, LIKE,

565. HOUSEHOLD.

566. AND IT WASN'T A VERY GOOD

567. CHILDHOOD.

568. AND IT TOOK 16 YEARS FOR US TO

569. FIGURE IT OUT, BUT WE DID.

570. IT FEELS GOOD TO LEAVE ALL THAT

571. STUFF BACK THERE.

572. CHICAGO'S A FRESH START FOR ME.

573. I GET TO LIVE THE LIFE THAT

574. I WANT TO LIVE.

575. SO YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY,

576. BABY.

577. YEAH.

578. YOU PULLED YOURSELF UP OUT

579. OF SOME REALLY DARK PLACES.

580. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO SHINE.

581. I'M COUNTING ON YOU TO PULL

582. THROUGH.

583. OKAY.

584. OKAY, YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE.

585. YOU CAN DO IT AGAIN.

586. I WILL.

587. ALL RIGHT. GET TO WORK.

588. YES.

589. ALL RIGHT.

590. AT EASE.

591. ALL RIGHT, LADIES, GATHER

592. ROUND.

593. TOMORROW ON THE MAIN STAGE,

594. WE'LL BE CELEBRATING PRIDE WITH

595. OUR EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST JUDGES—

596. FASHIONISTA AND TV STAR, MY GOOD

597. PAL KELLY OSBOURNE WILL BE HERE.

598. OH, MY GOD.

599. I LOVE KELLY OSBOURNE.

600. EVEN—TO EVEN GET READ BY HER,

601. I DON'T CARE.

602. IT'S AN HONOR.

603. SHE'S SICKENING.

604. AND A WOMAN WHO'S NO STRANGER

605. TO THE NAVY.

606. FROM NCIS, PAULEY PERRETTE WILL

607. BE HERE.

608. OH, MY GOSH!

609. WOW.

610. HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU WORK

611. WITH HER, WILLAM?

612. JUST ONCE, SO FUCK OFF.

613. NOW, LADIES, REMEMBER... IT

614. AIN'T THE SIZE OF YOUR BOAT BUT

615. THE MOTION IN YOUR OCEAN, OKAY?

616. OKAY.

617. GOOD LUCK.

618. AND DON'T FUCK IT UP.

619. YES, MA'AM.

620. OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

621. SEE YOU LATER.

622. BYE, RU.

623. COMING UP...

624. YOU'RE SICKENING, BITCH.

625. SICKENING?

626. MORE LIKE ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.

627. THANK YOU.

628. OUR CHALLENGE TODAY IS TO

629. MAKE FABULOUS, FASHION-FORWARD

630. OUTFITS AND GAY PRIDE FLOATS.

631. SO, WITH THIS CHALLENGE,

632. YOU HAVE TO HAVE A CRAFTY EYE.

633. YOU HAVE TO BE CREATIVE WITH

634. YOUR FLOAT AND YOUR COSTUME.

635. THIS COMPETITION'S REALLY GONNA

636. SHOW WHO CAN KEEP UP WITH

637. THE BIG GIRLS.

638. FUCK.

639. FUCK.

640. I DID IT ALL WRONG.

641. FUCK.

642. OH, MY GOD.

643. NOW I JUST FUCKED IT UP.

644. BUT THAT'S PRETTY.

645. GIRL, YOU'RE GONNA WIN.

646. YOU CAN KISS MY ASS.

647. UGH.

648. IT IS VERY HARD TO CREATE AN

649. OUTFIT FROM SCRATCH IN A DAY AND

650. DECORATE A BOAT.

651. IT'S DAMN NEAR IMPOSSIBLE.

652. MY GOD, THIS MAKING A BOAT CRAP

653. IS JUST—IS NOT THE TYPE OF

654. DRESS...

655. ALL RIGHTY.

656. YOU OKAY?

657. NO.

658. SHE DOESN'T KNOW HER IDEA

659. FOR HER BOAT.

660. YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF STUFF

661. OVER THERE, AND YOU HAVE A LOT

662. OF GOOD STUFF TOO.

663. OPEN STUFF UP.

664. LOOK AT THE TEXTURES.

665. LOOK AT ALL THAT STUFF AND JUST

666. PLAY WITH IT.

667. JIGGLY'S JUST OUT OF HER ELEMENT

668. BEING ON THIS COMPETITION.

669. SHE IS SO FAR BEHIND, AND IT'S

670. JUST LIKE, GIRL, JUST GET YOUR

671. CRAP DONE.

672. THE HARDEST PART ABOUT THIS

673. CHALLENGE IS NOT TELLING

674. EVERYBODY ELSE THAT I'M GONNA

675. WIN.

676. WOW, THAT IS REALLY COOL.

677. YEAH, I MEAN, IT LOOKS

678. EGOTISTICAL, BUT IT'S GOT A

679. MESSAGE, LIKE, "I'M GONNA HANDLE

680. MYSELF LIKE I'M GONNA BE

681. SOMEBODY SOMEDAY."

682. YOU'RE SICKENING, BITCH.

683. YOU'RE SICKENING.

684. SICKENING?

685. MORE LIKE ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.

686. REALLY?

687. YEAH, BITCH.

688. THANK YOU.

689. SO HAS ANYBODY EVER DONE,

690. LIKE, PRIDE PERFORMANCES OR

691. PRIDE SHOWS?

692. BITCH, I PUT MY GAY PRIDE

693. TIME IN, HONEY.

694. IN MY YEARS.

695. IN PITTSBURGH, THEY DON'T

696. ASK ME EVER TO DO PRIDE.

697. I MEAN, MAYBE THEY JUST THINK

698. MY ACT IS RESERVED FOR NIGHTTIME

699. ONLY.

700. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S

701. A SPOOKY BITCH.

702. I LIKE SPOTLIGHTS, NOT

703. SUNLIGHT.

704. I'M FROM TEXAS, SO TEXAS IS

705. NOT ABOUT THE WHOLE BEING GAY

706. THING.

707. I REMEMBER, WHEN I FIRST WENT

708. OUT TO THE GAY CLUBS, THERE WAS

709. A LOT OF, LIKE, GAY BASHING,

710. AND, LIKE, GUYS WOULD COME BY

711. WITH, LIKE, BASEBALL BATS.

712. LIKE, MOVING TO CHICAGO, I CAN

713. HOLD SOMEONE'S HAND WALKING DOWN

714. THE STREET OR I CAN BE

715. AFFECTIONATE.

716. IN TEXAS YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

717. DAMN.

718. IS THE NEW YORK DRAG

719. COMMUNITY ALL IN MANHATTAN?

720. THE NEW YORK DRAG COMMUNITY

721. IS SORT OF EVERYWHERE.

722. DEFINITELY CERTAIN AREAS WHERE

723. THERE'S CERTAIN DRAGS YOU CAN

724. SEE.

725. THERE'S THE SINGING GIRLS,

726. THERE'S THE CAMPY GIRLS, THERE'S

727. THE GRUNGE GIRLS...

728. SO WHAT ARE YOU?

729. LIKE, WHAT'S YOUR...

730. I'M A FLOATER.

731. MY STYLE KIND OF BOUNCES AROUND.

732. I DON'T WANT TO BE PIGEONHOLED

733. AS JUST A DRAG QUEEN.

734. I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT FOR

735. PEOPLE TO SEE THAT THERE IS

736. AN ARTIST ON STAGE.

737. I HAVE DIGNITY LOOKS AND

738. PAYCHECK LOOKS.

739. DIGNITY IS WHEN I WILL NOT BEND

740. FOR ANYONE, AND I DON'T CARE IF

741. I MAKE A DOLLAR.

742. I'M DOING WHAT I'M DOING.

743. RIGHT.

744. AND THERE'S TIMES THE

745. ELECTRIC'S ABOUT TO SHUT OFF,

746. SO I DRESS UP LIKE LADY GAGA.

747. RIGHT.

748. JIGGLY, IS THAT A MEN'S SHIRT

749. OR A WOMEN'S SHIRT?

750. YOUR HANGER STRAP IS SHOWING,

751. AND I ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER.

752. YOUR CROSS-DRESSER!

753. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BOYS TODAY,

754. AND YOU'RE CROSS-DRESSING.

755. REALLY, GIRL? REALLY?

756. HER SLICK-ASS COMMENTS ARE GONNA

757. DRIVE ME CRAZY.

758. SHUT UP.

759. YOU SHUT UP.

760. UGLY BITCH.

761. YOU SHUT YOUR UGLY BOAT

762. MOUTH.

763. OH, YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO

764. SAY, BITCH?

765. YEAH, YOUR BOAT'S UGLY.

766. NARCISSISTIC WHORE.

767. YOUR BOAT'S UGLY.

768. I DON'T CARE.

769. MY BOAT COULD BE UGLY, BITCH.

770. YOUR FACE IS UGLY.

771. YOUR BOAT DON'T FLOAT.

772. YOUR BOAT DON'T FLOAT.

773. COME HERE AND SAY THAT,

774. BITCH, 'CAUSE I WILL INJECT THIS

775. SHIT RIGHT IN YOUR CHEEKS,

776. HO.

777. OHH.

778. DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE

779. CHAD MICHAELS.

780. YOU KNOW HOW PASSIONATE HE IS

781. ABOUT SILICONE WORK.

782. SHUT UP, STUPID.

783. WILLAM RUNS HIS MOUTH A LOT.

784. IT'S KIND OF LIKE A SPIGOT YOU

785. CAN'T TURN OFF.

786. AND IT STARTED TO GET ON MY

787. NERVES.

788. I'M CHER, BITCH.

789. YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT MY

790. BOAT REMINDS ME OF?

791. WHAT?

792. A WINNER.

793. SELFISH BITCH, LEARN YOUR

794. WORDS.

795. YOU WILL BE IN THE BOTTOM TWO.

796. BITCH.

797. ANCHORS AWEIGH, BITCHES.

798. CLUCK-CLUCK, LADIES.

799. SO MUCH TO DO.

800. LET'S GET TO WORK.

801. I WAS HAVING PANIC ATTACKS

802. ABOUT THIS DAMN SNAKE.

803. THE MOOD IN THE WORKROOM

804. RIGHT NOW IS INTENSE.

805. QUEENS ARE HUSTLING, GLUING,

806. GOING CRAZY.

807. IT'S INSANE RIGHT NOW

808. IN THE WORKROOM.

809. DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A FUCKING

810. ANCHOR YET?

811. I ENDED UP WITH THE FINAL

812. CONCEPT FOR MY BOAT LAST MINUTE.

813. NOW I JUST GOT TO FINISH IT.

814. SHARON?

815. YEAH?

816. DOES THIS LOOK LIKE AN

817. ANCHOR?

818. IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE

819. A DICK.

820. IT DOES LOOK LIKE A PENIS.

821. WHAT'S THE THEME OF YOUR

822. BOAT?

823. THE WHOLE "IT GETS BETTER,

824. LOVE YOU FOR YOU."

825. VERY SAINT-TROPEZ.

826. BRIGHT COLORS.

827. VERY SAINT-TROPEZ.

828. SO I'M JUST, LIKE, SCRAMBLING

829. FOR TIME.

830. JIGGLY'S IS STILL A MESS.

831. SHE KEPT ADDING CRAP UPON CRAP

832. ON TOP OF MORE CRAP, SO IT JUST

833. LOOKED LIKE A BIG PILE OF CRAP.

834. I'M JUST GONNA TRY TO GO FOR

835. OBVIOUS THINGS—SUNLIGHT,

836. YELLOW, YOU KNOW, HAPPINESS.

837. RIGHT.

838. I'M GONNA GET A LITTLE GRADE

839. SCHOOL AT MOMENTS.

840. THERE ISN'T GONNA BE NOTHING

841. ABOUT GRADE SCHOOL ON MY BOAT.

842. MY BOAT'S GONNA BE AN ALL-ADULT

843. FUNCTION.

844. IF I WOULD HAVE MADE MILAN'S

845. BOAT, I WOULDN'T HAVE PUT

846. THE MILAN INVASION ON IT.

847. I WOULD HAVE BLAMED IT ON

848. SOMEONE ELSE.

849. LIKE, "I DIDN'T DO THIS BOAT.

850. NO, THIS IS HER BOAT.

851. THAT GIRL'S BOAT, NOT MY BOAT."

852. I'M LOOKING AROUND THE ROOM,

853. AND I'M IN DRAG, EVERYBODY ELSE

854. IS PRACTICALLY DONE AND IN DRAG,

855. AND JIGGLY'S STILL STAPLING AND

856. GLUING STUFF TO HER FLOAT, AND

857. I'M LIKE, "HELLO, YOU ONLY HAVE,

858. LIKE, MINUTES LEFT UNTIL YOU

859. COULD BE IN DRAG AND ON THAT

860. RUNWAY."

861. IT'S SINK OR SWIM.

862. YOU BETTER BE READY, AND YOU

863. BETTER CARE.

864. JIGGLY IS A HOT MESS.

865. GOOD LUCK, GIRL.

866. OH, SHIT.

867. WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY TITS?

868. COMING UP...

869. YOUR BOAT—IT LOOKS A LITTLE

870. BIT PINATA-LIKE.

871. WHAT YOU HAVE ON, IT'S NOT

872. PARTICULARLY AN EVENT.

873. BUT SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE UP

874. THERE WITH A CAMEL TOE.

875. I DIDN'T GO THERE.

876. WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE OF

877. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

878. HEY, GUYS.

879. HEY, GORGEOUS.

880. MICHELLE VISAGE, ARE YOU

881. PROUD OF OUR GIRLS?

882. I AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN,

883. AND I AM PROUD OF OUR GIRLS.

884. BILLY B., ARE YOU READY TO SEE

885. OUR GIRLS?

886. I AM SO READY.

887. KELLY OSBOURNE.

888. HI, RU.

889. NOW YOU'VE BEEN GRAND MARSHAL

890. OF GAY PRIDE HERE IN

891. LOS ANGELES.

892. YES, WITH MY MAMA.

893. WELL, YOU'LL FEEL RIGHT AT

894. HOME HERE.

895. I ALREADY DO.

896. PAULEY PERRETTE, WELCOME

897. ABOARD.

898. THANK YOU.

899. HAPPY TO BE HERE.

900. I LOVE A PARADE.

901. DON'T YOU?

902. YES.

903. THIS WEEK OUR QUEENS WERE

904. CHALLENGED TO DESIGN PRIDE

905. FLOATS.

906. NOW THEY'RE READY TO PARADE

907. THEM DOWN THE RUNWAY.

908. ARE YOU READY TO SEE THEIR TRUE

909. COLORS?

910. HELL, YEAH.

911. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR

912. ENGINES, AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN

913. WIN.

914. CHAD MICHAELS. AHOY.

915. GLAMOROUS.

916. SHE'S SHOWBOATING.

917. MY OUTFIT IS FASHION-FORWARD

918. SHOWGIRL—ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL,

919. ALWAYS PAINTED, NEARLY NAKED.

920. STARBOOTY!

921. SHE'S SERVING THE DEADLIEST

922. CATCH...

923. SNAPPER.

924. DIDA RITZ IN RED.

925. OH, I LOVE A HAREM PANT.

926. I'M SERVING FLOAT

927. COUTURENESS.

928. I'M NOT LETTING THIS BOAT GET

929. IN MY WAY.

930. I ALWAYS LEAVE MY MARK.

931. HONEY, I PEE ON THE RUNWAY.

932. TRUST.

933. RED SKY AT NIGHT, SAILORS'

934. DELIGHT.

935. NICE AFT.

936. UP NEXT, JIGGLY CALIENTE IN MY

937. FAVORITE COLOR, ORANGE.

938. TANGERINE DREAM.

939. YES.

940. I LOOK GOOD.

941. MY WRAP IS FLOWING.

942. MY HAIR'S FLOWING.

943. MY MAKEUP IS RIGHT.

944. MY LIPS LOOK RIGHT.

945. I LOOK SICKENING, BITCH.

946. MM, IT REMINDS ME OF

947. ORANGE JULIUS.

948. OR IT'D BE ORANGE JIGGLY-US.

949. MILAN.

950. HELLO, SUNSHINE.

951. I'M FEELING PROUD OF WHAT

952. I CREATED.

953. MY FLOAT IS THE MILAN INVASION.

954. IT'S INSPIRED BY FIRE ISLAND.

955. BOATLOAD OF WIGS.

956. IT'S NICE TO HAVE EXTRA WIGS,

957. THOUGH.

958. IT IS, 'CAUSE, IF YOU END UP

959. ON GILLIGAN'S ISLAND AND YOU

960. WANT TO DO SHOWS, WELL...

961. HELLO.

962. OOH, SHARON NEEDLES.

963. SHE IS FROM THE GARDEN OF

964. EDEN.

965. DOES HER SNAKE HAVE ONE EYE

966. OR TWO?

967. I WAS REALLY SERVING THEM

968. SOME SNAKE REALNESS.

969. I CAN STRIKE AT ANY TIME.

970. OH, OH, OH, OH.

971. I LOVE!

972. LATRICE ROYALE IN TURQUOISE.

973. THE GODDESS OF THE SEA.

974. WOW.

975. LOOK AT ALL THAT WATER.

976. I JUST WANT IT ALL TO HANG

977. OUT TODAY.

978. I HAVE THIS HAIR THAT I BAKED

979. AND SCULPTED AND HAND-PAINTED.

980. LOVE THOSE LIPS.

981. SHE FELL FACE-FIRST AT

982. CLAIRE'S.

983. NOW THAT IS A POSEIDON

984. ADVENTURE.

985. WILLAM.

986. OH, DEAR.

987. SHE'S A LOW RIDER.

988. CHECK THAT OUT.

989. DROPPING ANCHOR.

990. LAND HO.

991. OH, MY GOD.

992. PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD.

993. OOH, GIRL, I'M DUSTED.

994. MY COSTUME'S RIGHT, MY BODY'S

995. RIGHT.

996. THIS CHALLENGE IS RIGHT UP MY

997. LAGOON.

998. SHE'S SHOWING US HER

999. STARBOARD SIDE.

1000. STICK IT IN THE PORTHOLE,

1001. WILLAM.

1002. PHI PHI O'HARA.

1003. LIKE A FLOAT WARRIOR.

1004. OOH, LOVE IS A BATTLESHIP.

1005. MY LOOK I'M CHANNELING IS

1006. FASHION-FORWARD SCI-FI.

1007. I'M TRYING TO GIVE THEM

1008. A BAD-ASS BITCH.

1009. IT'S THE PHI-PHI-TANIC.

1010. SHE'S GOING DOWN WITH

1011. THE SHIP.

1012. LOVE IT.

1013. PURPLE FOR PASSION.

1014. COMING UP...

1015. FUCK YOU FOR HAVING THE

1016. MOST AMAZING BODY EVER.

1017. THANK YOU.

1018. THE BOAT, YOU SAID YOU WANTED

1019. TO GIVE IT SOME CLASS.

1020. IT'S, LIKE, SIXTH-GRADE CLASS.

1021. MY COLORFUL QUEENS, I LOVE

1022. A PARADE.

1023. BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR

1024. THE JUDGES' CRITIQUES.

1025. FIRST UP, CHAD MICHAELS.

1026. NOW WHAT DOES YOUR FLOAT SAY

1027. ABOUT YOU?

1028. OBVIOUSLY WITH THE STRIPES ON

1029. MY COSTUME AND THE STRIPES ON

1030. MY BOAT, I'M A DRAG COUGAR.

1031. RRARGH.

1032. I BASICALLY WANTED TO GO WITH

1033. CLASSIC SHOWGIRL, BUT

1034. FASHION-FORWARD.

1035. CAN YOU TURN AROUND SO I CAN

1036. SEE YOUR BUTT, PLEASE?

1037. THAT'S MY FAVORITE PART OF YOUR

1038. WHOLE COSTUME.

1039. I LOVE IT.

1040. THANK YOU.

1041. TO ME, IT IS TRADITIONALLY

1042. SHOWGIRL.

1043. THERE'S NOT SOMETHING SO FRESH

1044. AND MODERN ABOUT IT.

1045. NEXT UP, DIDA RITZ.

1046. WOW, AND YOUR HAIR IS ALL BIG

1047. AND EVERYTHING.

1048. TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF ADVICE

1049. AND PUT IT TO USE.

1050. YOU HAVE THE CUTEST FACE.

1051. SO ADORABLE.

1052. YOU DO HAVE A PRETTY FACE.

1053. SOMETIMES I THINK THAT YOU MIGHT

1054. RELY ON IT TOO MUCH.

1055. WHAT YOU HAVE ON, IT'S NOT

1056. PARTICULARLY AN EVENT.

1057. YOU ALWAYS SEEM SORT OF

1058. PEDESTRIAN.

1059. YOUR BOAT, IT LOOKS A LITTLE

1060. BIT PINATA-LIKE.

1061. YOU KNOW, YOU WANT MORE.

1062. IT IS A PARADE.

1063. JIGGLY CALIENTE.

1064. TELL US ABOUT YOUR FLOAT.

1065. RIGHT NOW, THERE'S A LOT OF

1066. GAY YOUTH BEING BULLED.

1067. I DECIDED TO USE "LOVE YOU FOR

1068. YOU."

1069. I WANTED TO CLASS IT UP A BIT,

1070. MAKE IT VERY SAINT-TROPEZ.

1071. 'CAUSE MY OUTFIT IS REALLY

1072. A SWIMSUIT.

1073. OH, WOW.

1074. OH, YEAH.

1075. VERY SAINT-TROPEZ.

1076. I'M REALLY HAPPY YOU TOOK

1077. YOUR CAPE OFF.

1078. I WAS DYING TO SEE WHAT WAS

1079. UNDERNEATH THERE, AND IT'S

1080. ADORABLE.

1081. IT'S THE BIG REVEAL.

1082. YOU SHOULD HAVE WALKED

1083. THE RUNWAY WITHOUT THE CAPE.

1084. THE BOAT, YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO

1085. GIVE IT SOME CLASS.

1086. IT'S, LIKE, SIXTH-GRADE CLASS.

1087. NEXT UP, LONDON, PARIS,

1088. MILAN.

1089. BASICALLY I WANTED TO

1090. REPRESENT THE HISTORY OF THE

1091. DRAG PERFORMANCE INVASION ON

1092. FIRE ISLAND WITH THE GIRLS WHO

1093. HAVE LONG PASSED WHO HAVE PAVED

1094. THE WAY FOR ME TO GO FORWARD IN

1095. THE FUTURE.

1096. AND I NAMED IT

1097. THE MILAN INVASION BECAUSE IT'S

1098. ME, AND I'M INVADING THE WORLD.

1099. I KNOW ALL ABOUT FIRE ISLAND.

1100. THE THING IS, THE BOAT DIDN'T

1101. REALLY READ THAT.

1102. IT WAS HARD TO UNDERSTAND.

1103. YOU KNOW, EVERYONE ELSE SORT

1104. OF HAD A REAL MESSAGE ABOUT

1105. PRIDE, AND THE BIGGEST THING

1106. ABOUT YOUR BOAT IS THAT YOU MADE

1107. IT ABOUT YOU.

1108. IT SORT OF OFFENDED ME.

1109. SHARON NEEDLES.

1110. YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE SNAKE STORY

1111. LINE GOING ON THERE, DON'T YOU?

1112. THE ORIGINAL GREEN COLOR IN

1113. THE RAINBOW FLAG STOOD FOR

1114. NATURE.

1115. YEAH.

1116. 'CAUSE ALL GAYS WERE HIPPIES

1117. IN THE '70s.

1118. I USED THE SNAKE BECAUSE THEY'RE

1119. FEARED FOR THE WRONG REASONS.

1120. AND I'VE ALWAYS BEEN FEARED FOR

1121. THE WRONG REASONS.

1122. I'M SO INTO YOUR HAND SNAKE.

1123. MY HAND WORKS GREAT ON

1124. A SNAKE.

1125. I THINK YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

1126. YOUR BOAT ON THE OTHER HAND

1127. LOOKS LIKE IT SANK A FEW YEARS

1128. AGO AND IT'S COVERED IN MOSS.

1129. IT SORT OF LOST BOAT TO ME.

1130. IT JUST BECAME THIS BIG GREEN

1131. THING.

1132. ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP,

1133. LATRICE ROYALE.

1134. LADY TURQU-AHH.

1135. I LOVE ANYTHING THAT

1136. SPARKLES, AND YOU SPARKLE FROM

1137. HEAD TO TOE, AND I LOVE IT.

1138. MY LIPS ARE GONNA CRACK.

1139. TONIGHT YOU'RE GIVING US

1140. NEFERTITI MEETS URSULA THE SEA

1141. WITCH.

1142. YES!

1143. I'M GONNA CHALLENGE YOU ON

1144. ONE THING, LATRICE.

1145. TELL ME.

1146. THE BOOTS.

1147. GIRL, WE SEEN 'EM QUITE A BIT

1148. NOW.

1149. ARE YOU SAYING THOSE BOOTS

1150. WEREN'T MADE FOR BOATING?

1151. YOU REALLY ARE AN EVENT.

1152. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, SIMPLE BOAT,

1153. AND IT HAS A CHICNESS THAT YOU

1154. ALWAYS SEEM TO HAVE.

1155. IT'S A GOOD JOB.

1156. THANK YOU.

1157. NEXT UP, WILLAM.

1158. I'M GIVING YOU MARITIME

1159. REALNESS WITH THE STARSHIP

1160. WILLAM.

1161. AMENITIES INCLUDE WI-FI.

1162. THERE'S A PARTY DECK AND

1163. A BUSINESS CENTER.

1164. WHY IS PRIDE IMPORTANT?

1165. I GOT MARRIED IN CALIFORNIA

1166. WHEN IT WAS LEGAL, AND THEN NOW,

1167. ALL OF A SUDDEN, IT'S NOT.

1168. PROP 8 GOT MY ASS DOWN HARD.

1169. SO I LOVE THAT I GOT TO DO

1170. A PRIDE CHALLENGE, AND THIS IS

1171. DOLCE & GABBANA, SO I LOVE IT.

1172. SO THE COAT IS DOLCE, AND

1173. THE SWIMSUIT IS GAULTIER.

1174. IT'S CHIC, IT'S FASHIONABLE,

1175. IT'S MODERN.

1176. THE BOAT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS

1177. PROFESSIONALLY DONE EVEN.

1178. YOU GIVE VERY GOOD MAST-HEAD.

1179. AND, P.S., FUCK YOU FOR

1180. HAVING THE MOST AMAZING BODY

1181. EVER.

1182. THANK YOU, HOUSE OF WILLAM.

1183. ALL RIGHT, UP NEXT,

1184. PHI PHI O'HARA.

1185. I JUST THOUGHT PURPLE WARRIOR

1186. PRINCESS WHEN YOU CAME OUT.

1187. I LOVE YOUR BOAT A LOT.

1188. I LOVE THE WAY YOU COORDINATED

1189. THE OUTFIT WITH THE BOAT.

1190. AND YOUR MAKEUP—YOU'RE ON

1191. THE RIGHT TRACK.

1192. I THINK YOU'RE LIKE A

1193. LONG-LOST KARDASHIAN SISTER.

1194. YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.

1195. THANK YOU.

1196. MY ONE CRITIQUE IS JUST WATCH

1197. OUT FOR YOUR BODY SHAPE STILL.

1198. RIGHT, IF YOU'RE GONNA BE WIDE

1199. THERE, THEN YOU GOT TO GIVE US

1200. MORE HIPS, SO JUST PAY ATTENTION

1201. TO IT, BUT YOU LOOK STUNNING

1202. TONIGHT, BABY.

1203. KEEP THIS UP.

1204. OKAY. I WILL.

1205. ALL RIGHT, LADIES, I THINK

1206. WE'VE HEARD ENOUGH.

1207. NOW WHILE YOU UNTUCK IN

1208. THE INTERIOR ILLUSIONS LOUNGE,

1209. THE JUDGES AND I WILL

1210. DELIBERATE.

1211. YOU MAY LEAVE THE STAGE.

1212. NOW JUST BETWEEN US GIRLS,

1213. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

1214. LATRICE ROYALE.

1215. LATRICE, I THINK, IS THE REAL

1216. DEAL.

1217. THE BOAT WAS VERY CHIC...

1218. THE MAKEUP WAS TRULY ARTWORK.

1219. THOSE FRIGGIN' BOOTS.

1220. OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE LIKE

1221. GOTH LESBIAN HIKING BOOTS.

1222. I WILL BURN THEM.

1223. ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON.

1224. PHI PHI O'HARA.

1225. BEFORE, I HAD A PROBLEM WITH

1226. THE MAKEUP EVERY SINGLE TIME.

1227. TODAY WAS THE BEST THAT IT'S

1228. BEEN.

1229. SHE IS LISTENING, AND I THINK

1230. THE MORE WE CRITIQUE HER,

1231. THE MORE SHE'LL GET IT.

1232. ON DOWN THE LINE WE GO TO

1233. JIGGLY.

1234. I WOULD HAVE LOVED ALL OF IT

1235. HAD SHE TAKEN HER CAPE OFF.

1236. IT LOOKED LIKE A TENT.

1237. IT ALMOST LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS

1238. WALKING IN A STRAITJACKET.

1239. IT'S BECAUSE SHE COULD BARELY

1240. FIT IN THE BOAT.

1241. HOW VERY DARE YOU?

1242. WHAT?

1243. BIG IS BEAUTIFUL.

1244. LOVE JIGGLY.

1245. TONIGHT IT WAS AN EPIC FAIL.

1246. CHAD MICHAELS, THE PINK

1247. COUGAR.

1248. CHAD CAN DO NO WRONG, BUT,

1249. SEE, NOW I'M STARTING TO HAVE

1250. A PROBLEM WITH THAT.

1251. I WANT TO SEE CHAD BE HUMAN

1252. AND NOT ROBOTIC.

1253. I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU.

1254. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE HER A LITTLE

1255. BIT MORE MESSY.

1256. SHARON NEEDLES.

1257. MY MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME.

1258. YOUR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME IS

1259. NEEDLES?

1260. SHARON NEEDLES.

1261. I LOVED HER WHOLE SNAKE

1262. THING.

1263. SHE'S VERY H.R. PUFNSTUF.

1264. I LOVE THE FACT THAT SHE—

1265. SHE DIDN'T HAVE PERFECT HAIR.

1266. IT WAS A BIT MESSY.

1267. ALL THE STUFF THAT WE DON'T LIKE

1268. ABOUT SHARON NEEDLES WE LOVE

1269. ABOUT CHAD, AND ALL THE STUFF WE

1270. DON'T LIKE ABOUT CHAD WE LOVE

1271. ABOUT SHARON NEEDLES, SO THEY

1272. NEED TO KIND OF, LIKE, TAKE TIPS

1273. FROM EACH OTHER.

1274. ALL RIGHT, MILAN.

1275. I THINK SHE THINKS SHE'S

1276. MORE REAL THAN SHE REALLY IS.

1277. LIKE, SHE DON'T NEED PADDING.

1278. EXACTLY.

1279. AND HER BODY LANGUAGE IS

1280. TOTALLY "DUDE IN A DRESS."

1281. IF SHE LIP-SYNCHS TONIGHT AND

1282. THAT WIG COMES OFF, STOP IT

1283. ALREADY.

1284. RIGHT.

1285. ALL RIGHT, WILLAM.

1286. DOES ANYONE REALLY LOOK LIKE

1287. THAT?

1288. MY GOD.

1289. HOW DARE THEY HAVE BETTER

1290. LEGS THAN ME!

1291. HOW VERY DARE THEY!

1292. NOW, BILLY, YOU REALLY LIKED

1293. THE DESIGN OF THE FLOAT.

1294. IT WAS SO WELL DONE.

1295. IT WASN'T AS VULGAR AS MILAN'S

1296. WAS.

1297. THE FACT THAT SHE GOT OUT OF

1298. IT AND THEN MADE A PERFORMANCE

1299. OUT OF IT WAS ALSO VERY

1300. ENTERTAINING.

1301. ALL RIGHT, DIDA RITZ.

1302. THE OUTFIT WAS VERY

1303. PEDESTRIAN, VERY MALL-LIKE.

1304. IF DIDA DIDN'T WEAR

1305. A T-SHIRT, I WOULD BE SAYING

1306. SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

1307. RIGHT.

1308. DOES SHE DESERVE TO BE IN

1309. THE BOTTOM TWO BECAUSE OF

1310. THE T-SHIRT?

1311. YEAH!

1312. A T-SHIRT IS HALF YOUR

1313. OUTFIT.

1314. SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE UP THERE

1315. WITH A CAMEL TOE.

1316. HELLO!

1317. VERY HOT.

1318. I DIDN'T GO THERE.

1319. YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO GO THERE,

1320. DARLING.

1321. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE TUCKING.

1322. SILENCE!

1323. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1324. BRING BACK...

1325. MY GIRLS.

1326. WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1327. IT WAS THE LATE, GREAT DRAG

1328. QUEEN AND CIVIL RIGHTS PIONEER

1329. MARSHA P. JOHNSON WHO FOUGHT

1330. BACK WHEN THE POLICE RAIDED

1331. STONEWALL.

1332. TO HONOR HER LEGACY, IT'S UP TO

1333. YOU TO KEEP ON BREAKING THROUGH.

1334. BASED ON YOUR PRIDE-FILLED

1335. PRESENTATIONS, I'VE MADE SOME

1336. DECISIONS.

1337. CHAD MICHAELS, YOU'RE SAFE.

1338. THANK YOU.

1339. LATRICE ROYALE...

1340. YOU'RE SAFE.

1341. SHARON NEEDLES, YOU'RE SAFE.

1342. THANK YOU.

1343. WILLAM, YOU NAVIGATED THIS

1344. CHALLENGE BEAUTIFULLY, AND WE

1345. WERE SWEPT AWAY.

1346. CONDRAGULATIONS, YOU ARE

1347. THE WINNER OF THIS CHALLENGE.

1348. YOU WILL RECEIVE A CRUISE,

1349. COURTESY OF ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL.

1350. I'M OKAY WITH THAT.

1351. IT FEELS CORRECT TO WIN.

1352. WHEN IT'S RIGHT, IT'S RIGHT.

1353. YES, GIRL!

1354. PHI PHI O'HARA...

1355. YOU'RE SAFE.

1356. THANK YOU.

1357. JIGGLY CALIENTE...

1358. YOUR MESSAGE WAS UPLIFTING,

1359. BUT YOUR FLOAT LEFT US WITH

1360. A SINKING FEELING.

1361. I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE

1362. UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1363. FUCK.

1364. I CANNOT GO THIS FAR AND GET

1365. SENT HOME.

1366. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

1367. DIDA RITZ, YOU'RE JUST

1368. FINDING YOUR SEA LEGS, BUT HAS

1369. THE SHIP ALREADY SAILED?

1370. MILAN, YOU SET A COURSE FOR

1371. FABULOUS, BUT YOUR MESSAGE GOT

1372. LOST AT SEA.

1373. DIDA RITZ...

1374. I'M THROWING YOU A LIFELINE.

1375. YOU'RE SAFE.

1376. THANK YOU.

1377. MILAN, MY DEAR, I'M SORRY,

1378. BUT YOU ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

1379. UGH, I'M IN THE BOTTOM AGAIN.

1380. BUT WHEN IT'S TIME FOR ME TO

1381. BRING IT, I WANT TO BRING IT.

1382. BECAUSE IT'S A COMPETITION AND

1383. I'M HERE TO WIN.

1384. TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

1385. LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

1386. TO IMPRESS ME AND SAVE YOURSELF

1387. FROM ELIMINATION.

1388. THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO

1389. LIP-SYNC FOR YOUR LIFE.

1390. GOOD LUCK, AND DON'T FUCK IT

1391. UP.

1392. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU

1393. LOVE HIM OR CAPITAL H-I-M.

1394. I'M FEELING FEROCIOUS.

1395. I'M READY TO ATTACK.

1396. I'M GIVING THEM 110%.

1397. JIGGLY IS WORKING IT.

1398. SHE IS FEELING HERSELF DOWN.

1399. TRYING TO SAVE HER ASS RIGHT

1400. NOW.

1401. MILAN, GIRL.

1402. THAT'S CLEARLY A DUDE.

1403. BABY, YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY.

1404. YOU WERE BORN—YOU WERE BORN

1405. THIS WAY.

1406. YEAH!

1407. LADIES...

1408. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1409. JIGGLY CALIENTE...

1410. SHANTE, YOU STAY.

1411. JIGGLY, YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER

1412. GIRLS.

1413. THANK YOU.

1414. LONDON, PARIS, MILAN.

1415. THE WORLD IS CALLING.

1416. NOW, SASHAY AWAY.

1417. THANK YOU.

1418. IT WAS MY MOMENT TO STOP, AND SO

1419. NOW I TAKE ON THE NEXT JOURNEY.

1420. HAVE FUN.

1421. REALIZE THAT YOUR PURPOSE HERE

1422. IS TO BE AN AMBASSADOR, TO TEACH

1423. A MESSAGE OF HOPE AND LOVE,

1424. AND, EVERY NOW AND THEN, BE THE

1425. BITCH OUT OF THE COMPETITION.

1426. MY LUCKY SEVEN.

1427. DON'T BE A DRAG.

1428. JUST BE A QUEEN.

1429. AND, REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE

1430. YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL YOU

1431. GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1432. CAN I GET A AMEN UP IN HERE?

1433. AMEN.

1434. ALL RIGHT, NOW LET THE MUSIC

1435. PLAY.