RuPaul's Drag Race 4x3

1. Previously on

2. "RuPaul's Drag Race."

3. I look spooky, but I'm really

4. nice.

5. The weakest out of everybody

6. I would say is Sharon Needles.

7. Shut up!

8. Are you ready to

9. experience a female phenomenon?

10. I'm nervous about

11. Madame LaQueer.

12. She's not as physical as the

13. rest of us.

14. Madame LaQueer, Chad

15. Michaels, you are both the

16. winners of this week's

17. challenge.

18. Oh, my god, I feel

19. so great.

20. I certainly actually proved them

21. wrong.

22. The Princess.

23. Shanté, you stay.

24. Lashauwn, sashay away.

25. And tonight music makes the

26. people come together.

27. The dolls get a special guest.

28. Hi, Ru!

29. And testify.

30. All right!

31. With extra-special

32. guest judges Natalie Cole and

33. "Glee's" Amber Riley.

34. The winner of "RuPaul's Drag

35. Race" will receive a lifetime

36. supply of Nyx Cosmetics: a

37. one-of-a-kind trip courtesy of

38. ALandCHUCK.travel; headline

39. Logo's Drag Race Tour featuring

40. Absolut vodka, cocktails

41. perfected; and a cash prize of

42. $100,000.

43. And may the best woman win.

44. Gentlemen, start your engines

45. "RuPaul's Drag Race"

46. May the best woman win

47. "RuPaul's Drag Race"

48. Gentlemen, start your engines

49. "RuPaul's Drag Race"

50. May the best woman win

51. Cheesecake.

52. Cheesecake.

53. Cluck, cluck, queens.

54. My baby's gone.

55. My baby's gone.

56. Oh!

57. All of my girls

58. are gone.

59. This is the real deal.

60. If you are not on top of your

61. P's and your Q's, you'll be ex.

62. "Stay true to you,

63. xoxo."

64. Princess, what was it like to

65. lip sync for your life?

66. I just had fun with it.

67. If this is the last time I'm on

68. the stage, I'm gonna soak it up.

69. Being in the bottom two was

70. ridiculously awful.

71. Aw!

72. So I need to step

73. it up a little bit more.

74. Peace out.

75. Bitch could sew.

76. She sure could.

77. She was very talented.

78. Well, she's gone now.

79. Man your station.

80. Do you think you deserved to

81. be in the bottom?

82. No.

83. Who do you think deserved to

84. be in the bottom?

85. Jiggly.

86. I think if I were to do it over,

87. after the comments that you

88. said...

89. The thing is Princess is very

90. vag, she's very quiet.

91. We need it to be, like, crazy

92. bitches.

93. I probably would go back and

94. say, "Jiggly can go."

95. Now would you just say that

96. because she said something or...

97. Fuck yes.

98. Woo!

99. Girl, you've got

100. shemail.

101. Listen up, glamazons, America's

102. next drag superstar is no

103. one-hit wonder, so if you want

104. to live forever, you've got to

105. be a champion.

106. And with a little bit of love,

107. even a ladyboy can be a cover

108. girl.

109. And for the record, those are

110. all available on iTunes.

111. Hello, hello, hello.

112. Hi!

113. Ladies, for today's

114. mini-challenge, we're gonna do a

115. little something different.

116. We're gonna do something for

117. someone else.

118. Aw.

119. Imagine that.

120. Now, I love making music, and

121. I'm honored whenever anyone

122. makes an online video of one of

123. my songs, but there's one in

124. particular that really moved me,

125. and I want to share it with you.

126. everything I want to be

127. If I dream

128. all the possibilities

129. Is it just for me?

130. In your wildest dreams

131. it will come true

132. That's Piyah Martell.

133. She was born with Caudal

134. Regression Syndrome that

135. prevented her legs from growing.

136. That hasn't stopped her from

137. dreaming big.

138. She has always wanted to be a

139. part of "RuPaul's Drag Race,"

140. and I've invited her here today.

141. Oh, pit crew!

142. All right!

143. Wow!

144. All right, mama.

145. Hello, my darling.

146. Mwah! Mwah!

147. Now, Piyah, honey, you were

148. delivering such Mariah Carey

149. realness in that video.

150. You really captured that song.

151. If you really do believe in

152. something, you can't give up,

153. you know?

154. If you dream and dream, one day

155. it can happen.

156. > Piyah just went right to my

157. heart.

158. To see her pursuing her dreams,

159. it was very inspiring.

160. Our mini-challenge today is

161. inspired by you.

162. Ladies, Piyah has an online

163. following, and she calls her

164. fans "butterflies."

165. You're going to create a

166. fashion-forward headpiece that

167. Piyah can wear in her next video

168. with these colorful butterflies.

169. So, ladies, you need to pair up,

170. so pick a partner.

171. All right, so there's an odd

172. number of queens, so that leaves

173. Jiggly all alone

174. Jiggly, you get to pick which

175. pair you'd like to join.

176. Ha ha!

177. Hell no.

178. Pretty girl.

179. Ha ha!

180. Say it again.

181. Now you've got 20 minutes.

182. Ready, set, go!

183. Oh, god.

184. Rarh!

185. Getting it stocked!

186. That's gorgeous.

187. Now we're cooking.

188. Jiggly, just get that done.

189. One for Piyah, baby.

190. Ok, ladies.

191. Shit.

192. Time's up.

193. You'll just have to hold it.

194. Yeah.

195. Let's see what you crafty

196. caterpillars have come up with.

197. The first headpiece is from

198. Milan and Latrice Royale.

199. The basis of making a

200. headdress is to make sure that

201. you can actually wear it.

202. Yes.

203. We failed.

204. From the house of

205. Sharon Needles and Madame

206. LaQueer.

207. Yes.

208. Very royal wedding.

209. Pop a little veil on there

210. and you're ready for a funeral.

211. Ha ha!

212. From the house of

213. Chad Michaels and Willam a very

214. tasteful number there.

215. Is it fly, girl?

216. Hope you're trying to mop it.

217. From the house of

218. Dida Ritz and The Princess.

219. I could see Mariah Carey selling

220. this on HSN.

221. And last and certainly not

222. least, from the house of Phi Phi

223. O'Hara, Kenya Michaels, and

224. Jiggly Caliente, it's a

225. butterfly extravaganza!

226. So you wanted something that

227. was gonna be as big and as

228. beautiful as her spirit and

229. represent her as a whole.

230. Love it.

231. So I will consult with the

232. client.

233. Tell me, darling.

234. Ok, all right.

235. And the winner of this

236. mini-challenge is...

237. Phi Phi, Kenya, and Jiggly.

238. Let's see how it looks on Piyah.

239. Gorgeous.

240. Wow!

241. Piyah, your ride is here to

242. pick you up like the queen that

243. you are.

244. Thank you, darling.

245. Bye, Piyah.

246. We can't wait to see

247. your next video.

248. Music makes the people come

249. together.

250. For this main challenge, you'll

251. be producing and starring in

252. infomercials for my albums

253. "Champion" and "Glamazon."

254. You'll need to sell each song

255. based on a personal memory, like

256. your first kiss or your first

257. time in drag.

258. Phi Phi, Kenya, and Jiggly, you

259. won the mini-challenge, but Phi

260. Phi and Kenya, you won the coin

261. toss, so you two will be team

262. captains.

263. Phi Phi, you are team Champion.

264. Kenya, you're team Glamazon.

265. All right, Kenya, pick a queen.

266. Chad Michaels.

267. Phi Phi, your turn.

268. Sharon Needles.

269. Yes, ma'am, Phi Phi.

270. I'm not dumb.

271. Mr. Willam.

272. Dida Ritz.

273. Milan.

274. Latrice the beast.

275. Argh!

276. Princess!

277. All right, two queens

278. left, Jiggly and Madame LaQueer.

279. Jiggly, get your butt over

280. here.

281. Hee hee.

282. Again I got picked

283. last.

284. I thought that Kenya was going

285. to go through for me.

286. And that means Madame

287. LaQueer is team Glamazon.

288. I gave a hand.

289. She rejected it.

290. Over there!

291. Ooh oh.

292. So are the people going to

293. see that the Puerto Rican girls

294. in the competition does not help

295. each other?

296. That's sad.

297. That is very sad.

298. Ladies, my entire recording

299. career is in your hands.

300. Gentlemen, start your engines,

301. and may the best seller win.

302. Coming up...

303. Argh!

304. Oh.

305. God!

306. I just felt like I was on a

307. team of the busted.

308. How are you gonna put it all

309. out there?

310. I think I just haven't been

311. given the opportunity.

312. Well, I don't know about

313. that.

314. Ha ha!

315. Ha ha!

316. Boom.

317. Boom.

318. Our challenge today is to

319. make a infomercial to sell

320. RuPaul's albums "Glamazon" and

321. "Champion."

322. I have a killer pimple, and I

323. did not know this.

324. So we have to make testimonials

325. depending on which song we were

326. assigned.

327. We had to have a choreographed

328. dance, make costumes.

329. Do you have any plastic

330. necklaces?

331. Um, I have, like, one

332. turquoise one.

333. You want it?

334. Oh, no, no, no, no.

335. It has to be, like, darker.

336. Each team got assigned a

337. different album.

338. So we got "Champion."

339. Are you guys gonna start getting

340. ready or not?

341. Well, do you want to start

342. doing choreography and

343. everything?

344. Oh, yeah, we got to do our

345. choreography.

346. Fucking shit.

347. Girl.

348. > It's only a little snippet.

349. Have you listened to it?

350. Oh.

351. It's every song off the album.

352. Album, yeah.

353. An hour and a half to do

354. choreography plus do the

355. costumes plus pick our pictures

356. and memorize the song and do a

357. dance.

358. Mm-hmm.

359. Argh!

360. God!

361. Get into it, girl,

362. get into it.

363. We can't do this.

364. We can't let this wreck us.

365. Come on.

366. Phi Phi is the team

367. leader.

368. Definitely there was a lot of

369. pressure.

370. Who says the captain goes down

371. with the ship.

372. Do y'all's face, like, super

373. fast, so that way we can

374. rehearse afterwards.

375. And we'll be painted in 30

376. minutes.

377. In 30?

378. Mm-hmm.

379. Just put some white powder on

380. your face and look gothic.

381. That's all we need you to do.

382. Phi Phi, he wants to

383. call me goth and wants to

384. push me into

385. one small box, which is a box

386. she knows nothing about.

387. I just felt like I was in a team

388. of the busted, and I wanted to

389. be in the team with the justice.

390. Ok, so what we need to do is

391. come up with a theme.

392. We try to pull a Glamazon on

393. our animals or our fears,

394. costume to the...

395. Yeah, but because of our

396. timeframe, we got to make sure

397. that everybody can get something

398. that's universal.

399. Let's just decide to go '80s.

400. I think we all knew that Kenya

401. had a language barrier, so I

402. decided to take control of that

403. situation and help Kenya.

404. We have to pick our individual

405. backgrounds for our

406. individual...

407. Ok, great.

408. Can you find humor in that?

409. You know what I'm saying?

410. Like—

411. Any clouds?

412. Yeah.

413. Kenya is supposed to be the

414. team leader, but Milan is

415. stepping in, and I'm sorry, I

416. don't think it's the language

417. barrier.

418. Eighties is about this.

419. You know, it's about this.

420. It's about ha ha!

421. This first position for the

422. "Superstar," why the first

423. position?

424. It's...

425. As next, next we can—

426. we can—we can try to—

427. Milan kept talking over

428. Kenya.

429. Maybe I think that—

430. Hold on, hold on.

431. It's getting old.

432. It's getting real damn old.

433. Hello, hello, hello.

434. Hi, RuPaul!

435. Hi!

436. I want to know how my

437. infomercials are coming along.

438. Come, mama, come.

439. Well, hello team Glamazon.

440. Hi, RuPaul.

441. Willam, what song are you

442. gonna do?

443. I get to do "Click Clack."

444. And you're a shoe queen,

445. aren't you?

446. I brought 34 pairs of shoes.

447. I have some great '80s shoes.

448. Is the whole group dressing

449. '80s?

450. Yes.

451. So, Captain Kenya, how did

452. you decide on '80s?

453. Personally speaking, I think

454. as you listen to the album,

455. there's some '80s influence

456. going on.

457. We wanted to try to stay true

458. to the essence and the influence

459. of the album.

460. Kenya, who is in

461. charge here?

462. Is it you or Milan?

463. We decided to share it

464. because, you know, of the

465. language barrier.

466. Right.

467. I think that Milan

468. talk too much.

469. The English is not my first

470. language, but I'm trying.

471. Princess, you've been known

472. here on the show as sort of the

473. quiet one, the Zen one.

474. Right.

475. How are you gonna put it all

476. out there?

477. I think I just haven't been

478. given the opportunity to do

479. that.

480. Well, I don't know about

481. that.

482. We've given you a few

483. opportunities.

484. You have an opportunity right

485. now to do it.

486. It just sucks to

487. hear that in criticism when I've

488. been giving it my 100%.

489. It just boggles my mind.

490. Well, well, well, team

491. Champion.

492. Hi, Ru.

493. Phi Phi, you're captain

494. again.

495. I am captain again.

496. How did that happen?

497. I'm just amazing.

498. You are amazing.

499. So, Sharon Needles, what song

500. are you gonna do?

501. I'm going to be doing

502. "Covergirl."

503. "Covergirl"?

504. Mm-hmm. I'm going to be

505. pitching it to an alternative

506. audience who might think your

507. music is too dancey.

508. Wait a minute, exsqueeze me.

509. Well, it is very dancey, but

510. it also, you know, has other

511. elements to it that I think

512. works for all audiences.

513. Uh-huh.

514. Dida, what song are you

515. doing?

516. I'm doing a Stepford wife

517. dancing to RuPaul's

518. "Main Event."

519. And when she hears this song, it

520. reminds her of the fun that she

521. had.

522. Ah.

523. So maybe she was a "Solid Gold"

524. dancer in another life?

525. Maybe. Maybe she was a

526. RuPaul dancer back in the days.

527. Ha ha!

528. Now I'm gonna let y'all get

529. to it, ok?

530. Thank you, Ru.

531. All right, bye.

532. Ladies, gather around.

533. Remember, you need to connect

534. with the TV audience, make 'em

535. laugh, sell some product, and

536. pitch your heart out.

537. Oh, and one more thing.

538. Don't fuck it up.

539. Ok.

540. Amen!

541. Bye, Ru.

542. Bye, Ru.

543. Coming up...

544. Are you ready to move some

545. units?

546. We're ready.

547. Action.

548. When I first heard RuPaul's

549. "Cover Girl—"

550. Cut. Next.

551. Woo woo woo!

552. Girl, from the dick train.

553. RuPaul's music...

554. Oh, fuck.

555. Cut.

556. Ha ha!

557. Ha ha!

558. Here they are, team Glamazon.

559. The infomercial

560. challenge is kind of daunting

561. because we're doing lots of

562. different segments, there's

563. different outfits to think

564. about.

565. We have props for you if you

566. like.

567. There are some Iron Fist shoes

568. which I designed, and the pit

569. crew is also included.

570. You just got to return them when

571. you're done.

572. We're shooting the

573. opening scene of the

574. infomercial.

575. Our team looks phenomenal in our

576. '80's looks, and we are so ready

577. to do it.

578. We're gonna do amazing.

579. All right, here we

580. go.

581. Action.

582. Do the line.

583. Do the line.

584. Cut. Now, I know you flubbed

585. a little bit, so that's ok,

586. that's ok.

587. Just keep on going.

588. Hey, Chad, is that RuPaul's

589. "Glamazon"?

590. Oh, my god, it takes me so

591. far back.

592. RuPaul's music...

593. Oh, fuck.

594. Order all your favorites and

595. hits now.

596. The pit crew is standing by.

597. Uh, you read the line wrong.

598. Yeah, it's "Order now."

599. Order now.

600. "Get all your favorite hits.

601. The pit crew is standing by."

602. Nobody gets their line right

603. the first time.

604. Order now and other favorite

605. hits.

606. The pit crew is standing by.

607. All right, who's up next?

608. You tell me when you're ready.

609. I'm ready.

610. Action.

611. Make your heels clack

612. Where are my girls at?

613. Milan is up next.

614. Before I listened to

615. RuPaul's "Superstar," I was so

616. emotional, but after listening

617. to it, I found out that the

618. greatest hit of all is inside of

619. me.

620. Now, you know, that's

621. another artist actually.

622. I was gonna say,

623. but you're pitching

624. Whitney there.

625. Any bitch with common

626. sense knows don't channel

627. Whitney Houston in a RuPaul

628. infomercial.

629. Thanks, Whitney.

630. We'll call you later.

631. Look at you.

632. She got bones.

633. No, these are just bones from

634. some leopard...

635. Leopard-osaurus.

636. Yeah, some Roberto Cavalli, I

637. don't know, or something, yes.

638. Love it.

639. All right, here we go.

640. Action!

641. Light a fire up

642. Ha ha!

643. Yeah, cut.

644. All right, team Champion.

645. Phi Phi O'Hara, she got a funny

646. on.

647. Girls from the dick train.

648. Now it's our team's

649. turn to do the infomercial to

650. sell RuPaul's album "Champion."

651. And... action.

652. Cut!

653. Give it all you got this time.

654. And action.

655. I feel amazing

656. during the shoot.

657. Ru's laughing.

658. Michelle's laughing and giving,

659. you know, Phi Phi fierce the

660. house down.

661. Ha ha!

662. Action.

663. When I first heard "Lady

664. Boy," my madam says, "That's

665. not soy sauce in your panties."

666. Cut. It's not what in your

667. panties?

668. Soy sauce.

669. Oh. Sell it.

670. You got to sell it, ok?

671. But that was—

672. That's—that's good.

673. That is not soy sauce in your

674. panties.

675. That is happy ending, singing.

676. My god.

677. Sorry.

678. Action.

679. When I first heard RuPaul's

680. "Cover Girl," I was covered in

681. blood.

682. I was slaughtering a sacrificial

683. lamb.

684. Cut. The thing here is it's

685. supposed to be funny.

686. Make it funny.

687. Let's do one more.

688. Sure.

689. Phi Phi had told me to do just

690. my spoofy shtick.

691. But they're just not really

692. getting it.

693. You have one take left.

694. Make it work for you, ok?

695. Ok.

696. Though I may dabble in the black

697. arts, when I hear RuPaul's

698. music, I see the light.

699. Cut.

700. Ah. This is a mess.

701. One day I was home making a

702. warm apple pie for my husband

703. and "Main Event" came on by

704. RuPaul.

705. It reminds me of the main event

706. that happens in the bedroom with

707. my husband.

708. So you're making a sexual

709. innuendo there.

710. No.

711. I think you've got to

712. sell that a little bit more.

713. It reminds me of the main

714. event that I was gonna get later

715. with my husband.

716. Cut. I like to go as far as

717. possible and have the director

718. pull me back.

719. Ok.

720. You know.

721. Ok. This is bad.

722. I'm feeling nervous.

723. I'm feeling scared.

724. I'm really screwing this up

725. right now in front of RuPaul.

726. It reminds me of the main event

727. that was gonna happen later on

728. with my husband.

729. Hee hee!

730. Ok, cut.

731. We'll see you on the flip side.

732. All right, mamí, elimination

733. day.

734. Come on!

735. I'm so nervous about today.

736. Why are you nervous?

737. It's all going terrible.

738. I'm just shaking in my boots

739. right now and preparing myself

740. for the worst.

741. I just felt like I was working

742. with a whole bunch of amateurs.

743. Sharon's scared because now

744. he's in the same boat as all of

745. us and he doesn't have immunity.

746. And the only reason why he's

747. scared is because he didn't

748. steal the show.

749. I stole the show!

750. I don't want to

751. stress out anymore worrying

752. about Sharon thinks of me.

753. I picked a character for her

754. that she can excel at.

755. She has one good characteristic,

756. she might as well use it.

757. Bitch, shut the fuck up.

758. This is my team.

759. Coming up.

760. In that video, you looked

761. uncomfortable.

762. It kind of freaked me out a

763. little bit.

764. You were extremely flat.

765. Did you work well with Phi

766. Phi?

767. She definitely didn't bring a

768. strong leadership role.

769. Ha ha!

770. Ha ha!

771. Ha ha!

772. Put some bass in your walk

773. Head to toe

774. And what?

775. Hey, guys.

776. Hey, Ru.

777. Hey, gorgeous.

778. Woo!

779. Michelle Visage, hi, mama.

780. Hi, baby, how are you?

781. Great. I can see that you're

782. broadcasting in stereo tonight.

783. Is there any other way?

784. Ha ha!

785. Hey, Santino.

786. Or should I say, "Shalom"?

787. Ha ha!

788. Shalom!

789. How about the beautiful and

790. talented Amber Riley?

791. Welcome.

792. Thank you.

793. I'm so excited to be here.

794. We're excited to have you.

795. I'm a big Gleek.

796. And nine-time Grammy

797. award-winning artist, Miss

798. Natalie Cole.

799. Hello, love.

800. This will be unforgettable.

801. It already is.

802. Good. This week, our queens

803. produced and starred in TV

804. infomercials to sell my greatest

805. hits, and tonight they're ready

806. to take a spin down the runway

807. in platinum and gold.

808. Gentlemen, start your engines,

809. and may the best woman win.

810. London, Paris, Milan.

811. Solid gold dancer.

812. Darcel

813. her name was.

814. An Altovise Davis,

815. honey.

816. I'm going for the

817. gold, baby.

818. Jackie Joyner-Kersee has nothing

819. on me.

820. She's gonna make

821. your wishes come true.

822. You work it, girl,

823. work it.

824. Ow.

825. "Harum Scarum," Miss

826. thing.

827. Ooh, Miss Chad Michaels.

828. She's in a hologram.

829. Fabulous, solid gold.

830. I just had the idea to

831. paint my forehead gold and

832. really try to emulate the

833. Versace medallion, the medusa

834. head.

835. Live from Caesars

836. Palace.

837. Ok, the price of

838. gold has just gone up, hasn't

839. it?

840. Yes, it has.

841. Wow. Willam, glamazon.

842. Break these chains.

843. My goodness, chain,

844. chain, chain.

845. My theme was "Clash

846. of the Titans" if "Clash of the

847. Titans" was set in a strip club.

848. Oh, look, it's a little

849. cheeky tonight.

850. Yes. I think I can

851. see her pink Cadillac.

852. All right, Sharon

853. Needles.

854. She's greased lightning.

855. Serving T-bird.

856. Yes.

857. Cha Cha Digregorio

858. has got nothing on us.

859. I'm not afraid to

860. look bizarre, and when I look

861. bizarre, I feel beautiful.

862. She's serving Elvis

863. and Elvira.

864. She's Elvirus.

865. And it's contagious.

866. Oh, Phi Phi O'Hara.

867. Yes.

868. Vanessa Williams

869. right here.

870. Yes, yes.

871. Sparkle, Phi Phi,

872. sparkle.

873. I love my look.

874. My hair kind of, like, swoops

875. like an ice cream cone.

876. Trying to serve the

877. judges Beyoncé meets the

878. Jacksons realness.

879. She's serving

880. Jiffy Pop after the show.

881. Ok.

882. Madame LaQueer.

883. Cut it out.

884. Ha ha!

885. Yes, she is serving

886. some space couture.

887. Yes, mama.

888. I'm going with an

889. outer space look, and it's good

890. because I like to be different.

891. Space, the final

892. LaQueer.

893. The Princess.

894. Uh-oh.

895. Wait.

896. What look?

897. She stole my look.

898. Who wore it best?

899. I like showing off

900. my body, my curves with an

901. element of androgyny.

902. I definitely think it's a bold

903. choice to go without a wig.

904. Bald is beautiful.

905. Yes, it is.

906. Look at that ass.

907. I'm telling you.

908. Your ass is mint,

909. Princess.

910. Ha ha!

911. Jiggly Caliente.

912. Serving heavy gun metal chick.

913. There's an asteroid

914. headed straight for planet Ru.

915. Uh-oh.

916. Duck and cover.

917. The look is right.

918. Perhaps you might say I look

919. fit.

920. I said wild women do.

921. Amen.

922. And they don't regret it.

923. No.

924. Dida Ritz.

925. Oh, runway realness.

926. Super model.

927. Look at these legs.

928. I'm pummeling the runway.

929. I am serving Naomi Campbell

930. realness.

931. Oh, and what an

932. impressive bumper she has.

933. And she ain't afraid

934. to show it.

935. No.

936. Latrice Royale.

937. There's gold in them there

938. hills.

939. Ha ha!

940. I want this short

941. little dress to show off my

942. gorgeous legs and hips and

943. curves.

944. Body beautiful, of course.

945. Twenty-four carat

946. realness.

947. Yes.

948. I'll have a Latrice Royale on

949. the rocks shaken, not stirred.

950. Kenya Michaels!

951. She's serving some R2D2

952. realness.

953. Cheap 3PHO.

954. I tried to mix the

955. haute couture with a

956. slim physique.

957. I feel amazing.

958. In space, no one can

959. hear you, queen.

960. Welcome, ladies.

961. It's time to debut your RuCo

962. Records infomercials.

963. Let's start with team Glamazon.

964. Hey, Chad, is that RuPaul's

965. "Glamazon"?

966. Like, Oh, my god, wow, that

967. takes me so far back.

968. RuPaul's music brings back so

969. many good memories.

970. It's hard to choose just one.

971. You know what, Princess?

972. Luckily, you don't have to.

973. Oh, my god!

974. ♪ I will love you

975. Before I listened to

976. "Superstar," I was totally

977. spastic, but now that I listened

978. to it, I feel totally tubular.

979. Hello, papí.

980. I don't speak very much English.

981. Trust me.

982. Do you remember your first time?

983. ♪ All stars

984. Oh, my god, you guys,

985. the first time I heard RuPaul's

986. song "The Beginning," I was

987. spray-painting my ex-boyfriend's

988. car with vulgarities.

989. What a jerk.

990. That was the beginning of an

991. awesome and gnarly new life for

992. me.

993. ♪ I live every day

994. When you're in a competition

995. and no one speaks Spanish, you

996. think...

997. But in that moment,

998. I'm way fierce.

999. "Get Your Rebel On."

1000. I'm gonna fight.

1001. ♪ Get your rebel on

1002. Wearing high heels was

1003. getting so ho-hum until I heard

1004. "Click Clack."

1005. Now it's the soundtrack to my

1006. life.

1007. ♪ If I dream

1008. Do you feel like you've come

1009. to the end of your road?

1010. At one time, I did, too, until I

1011. heard RuPaul's "If I Dream."

1012. And now I know anything is

1013. possible.

1014. ♪ ... will come true

1015. Order now.

1016. Get all your favorite hits.

1017. The pit crew is standing by.

1018. Get "Glamazon" on Amazon!

1019. Woo-hoo!

1020. ♪ Glamazon-on-on

1021. Ha ha!

1022. Oh, my god, you guys,

1023. gag me with a spoon.

1024. I think our team

1025. nailed it.

1026. Perfect, awesome.

1027. I don't think we could have done

1028. anything better.

1029. Coming up.

1030. I don't like the outfit.

1031. There's something a

1032. little tacky about it.

1033. It reminds me of fungus.

1034. This week you did not reach

1035. the top of the charts.

1036. Ha ha!

1037. Ha ha!

1038. Now let's watch the infomercial

1039. for team Champion.

1040. Hey, Vampira, isn't this,

1041. like, this RuPaul "Champion"

1042. album or something?

1043. Oh, RuPaul's music always

1044. brings me back.

1045. You know what, girl?

1046. Like, there's so many songs

1047. that, like, have so many good

1048. memories that it's hard to,

1049. like, pick one, you know, mama?

1050. Luckily now we don't have to.

1051. Ha ha!

1052. ♪ Oh, ladyboy, lady

1053. When I first heard "Ladyboy,"

1054. my madam says, "That's not soy

1055. sauce in your panties."

1056. ♪ Girls

1057. Little ladyboys and girls

1058. One day I was home making a

1059. warm apple pie for my husband,

1060. and then "Main Event" came on by

1061. RuPaul.

1062. It reminds me of the main event

1063. that I was gonna get later with

1064. my husband.

1065. ♪ Dance into

1066. Children, when I heard

1067. RuPaul's "Never Go Home Again,"

1068. I know that there was something

1069. out there better waiting for me.

1070. ♪ Know what's in

1071. So look, every time I'm

1072. walking down the street, all

1073. these mamís are, like, "Oh,

1074. girl, your ass is too fat."

1075. I'm like, "Look, don't be

1076. jealous of my boogie."

1077. ♪ You can say

1078. that you are not

1079. When I heard RuPaul's "Cover

1080. Girl" for the first time, I was

1081. covered in blood, and though I

1082. may dabble in the black arts,

1083. when I hear RuPaul's music, I

1084. see the light.

1085. ♪ Cover girl

1086. Put some bass in your walk

1087. Head to toe

1088. Available on iTunes.

1089. Woo!

1090. That was dragnificent,

1091. ladies.

1092. If I were watching back at home,

1093. I would place my order right

1094. now.

1095. Ha ha!

1096. I mean, really, do it now.

1097. All right, ladies, you've

1098. produced your infomercials as

1099. teams, but tonight you'll be

1100. judged as individuals.

1101. When I call your name, please

1102. step forward.

1103. Milan.

1104. Willam.

1105. Latrice Royale.

1106. Jiggly Caliente.

1107. Phi Phi O'Hara.

1108. This week you did not reach the

1109. top of the charts.

1110. You are safe.

1111. You may leave the stage.

1112. Ladies, you represent this

1113. week's hits and flops, and now

1114. it's time to face the music.

1115. Madame LaQueer.

1116. Hello, hola.

1117. Let's go to Natalie Cole.

1118. I love your essence, but I

1119. don't like the outfit.

1120. When I see your gold and

1121. platinum, I think classier.

1122. The color green reminds me of

1123. fungus.

1124. In the video, the pitch, a

1125. little bit too much Spanish, so

1126. remember that.

1127. I think you were being true

1128. to yourself, though, with the

1129. Spanish.

1130. It was really funny.

1131. Thank you.

1132. But I think that that's a

1133. place where you're comfortable.

1134. I would encourage you to kind of

1135. push yourself a little bit.

1136. Next up, Chad Michaels.

1137. Hi, Ru.

1138. I think you're an amazing

1139. actress.

1140. I thought it was just the right

1141. amount of trashy,

1142. tongue-in-cheek.

1143. You do everything flawlessly

1144. from beginning to end, it's

1145. obvious.

1146. I want to see you let go of that

1147. perfection.

1148. I want to see more of who you

1149. are.

1150. Princess.

1151. Love the look.

1152. Thank you.

1153. You're hosting skills weren't

1154. really at the same level as Chad

1155. Michael's.

1156. You were extremely flat.

1157. We've told this to you before,

1158. you've got to be aware of going

1159. above and beyond and out of your

1160. comfort zone, you in particular,

1161. Princess.

1162. Kenya Michaels.

1163. Hi.

1164. You come out here in this

1165. directional ensemble.

1166. I was just, like, following

1167. every curve.

1168. I really loved your

1169. performance.

1170. It was so sick that it was

1171. right.

1172. Thanks, Kenya.

1173. Dida Ritz.

1174. Hey, Dida, I love your

1175. ensemble tonight.

1176. Your body is amazing.

1177. I wondered why you chose the

1178. character you played in the

1179. video.

1180. I wanted to do something

1181. different, tall, leggy, sexy

1182. Dida is kind of something that I

1183. don't want to get comfortable

1184. doing.

1185. It's good that you did take a

1186. risk, but you looked

1187. uncomfortable, and if you're

1188. gonna do something out of your

1189. comfort zone, you have to commit

1190. to it.

1191. Next up, Sharon Needles.

1192. Tell me about your infomercial

1193. presentation.

1194. Did you work well with Phi Phi?

1195. She definitely didn't bring a

1196. strong leadership role.

1197. Basically what she said is,

1198. "You're spooky.

1199. Dress like a monster."

1200. But I used it as a way to sell

1201. your record.

1202. Well, you do spooky very

1203. well.

1204. Boo!

1205. Ohh!

1206. I didn't even get the name

1207. right away.

1208. It just when whoosh right

1209. over my head.

1210. All in the past, Ms. Cole.

1211. Ok, you know, so I'm right

1212. there with you.

1213. But anyway...

1214. Well, yes...

1215. The presentation was

1216. eerie and all that you wanted it

1217. to be.

1218. It kind of freaked me out a

1219. little bit.

1220. I really liked it.

1221. I love that

1222. Swarovski crystal pompadour you

1223. got on, but I wish I couldn't

1224. see the lower half of your body.

1225. It kind of looks like a

1226. store-bought thing.

1227. Well, ladies, I think

1228. we've heard enough.

1229. While you enjoy an Absolut

1230. cocktail in the Interior

1231. Illusions Lounge, the judges and

1232. I will deliberate.

1233. You may leave the stage.

1234. All right, just between us

1235. girls, who is your favorite?

1236. I go with personality.

1237. Yeah.

1238. I think that Sharon

1239. Needles has got a great sense of

1240. humor.

1241. For me it's between Sharon

1242. Needles and Kenya Michaels.

1243. I really like Kenya.

1244. She has less of a handle on the

1245. English language, but she was

1246. able to just push through it and

1247. just have fun.

1248. Yes, she sold it.

1249. It was from the heart.

1250. You felt that she wanted to

1251. bring out the inner beast and

1252. get her reb on.

1253. Chad is my absolute favorite.

1254. She's so glam and so seizing.

1255. I couldn't keep my eyes off

1256. her.

1257. I just kept staring at her the

1258. whole time.

1259. Ok. Now here is the

1260. hard part.

1261. Who are the bottom two?

1262. You know, I would kind of

1263. have to say Princess and Madame

1264. LaQueer.

1265. Princess and Madame LaQueer.

1266. And why?

1267. Madame LaQueer,

1268. she's just not quite ready for

1269. prime time, and although Miss

1270. Princess' look is great, we're

1271. talking about bringing people

1272. that are gonna win because

1273. they're already so close.

1274. I don't think she's that close.

1275. The Princess, I'm getting

1276. nothing from her.

1277. I think I'd like to see more

1278. from Madame LaQueer.

1279. She's a fierce queen.

1280. Yeah.

1281. I'm gonna have to say Dida.

1282. I just don't know.

1283. I'm confused by her 'cause the

1284. walk on the runway, that walk is

1285. saying I'm here, I am fierce,

1286. but the video, I think Dida

1287. thought that the costume was

1288. gonna do the work for her.

1289. Right. I don't think she

1290. understands that that walk that

1291. she displays on the runway can

1292. be transferred into every

1293. challenge, into her everyday

1294. life.

1295. I like to see people who are

1296. the shit and know they're the

1297. shit, no apologies, no

1298. apologies.

1299. All right, silence!

1300. I've made my decision.

1301. Bring back my girls.

1302. Ha ha!

1303. Ha ha!

1304. Welcome back, ladies.

1305. I've made some decisions.

1306. Sharon Needles, you went to the

1307. dark side... again and delivered

1308. another sparkling performance.

1309. Condragulations.

1310. Yes!

1311. You're the winner of this

1312. challenge.

1313. That-a girl.

1314. Oh!

1315. And you'll receive

1316. costume jewelry courtesy of

1317. Fiercedragjewels.com.

1318. Who won the main challenge

1319. this week?

1320. Oh, yeah, me.

1321. Ha ha. Again.

1322. Like a nightmare come true.

1323. Ha ha!

1324. I'm just such a loser back home.

1325. It's—

1326. Or that's how I'm perceived, and

1327. it's just great to hear you say

1328. that.

1329. Thanks.

1330. Sharon, you may step to the

1331. back of the stage.

1332. Thank you.

1333. Chad Michaels, Kenya

1334. Michaels, you're safe.

1335. Madame LaQueer.

1336. You're safe.

1337. Dida Ritz, The Princess,

1338. I'm sorry, my dears, but you are

1339. both up for elimination.

1340. Not again.

1341. It's kind of upsetting

1342. because I felt like I put myself

1343. there.

1344. Two queens stand

1345. before me.

1346. Ladies, this is your last chance

1347. to impress me and save yourself

1348. from elimination.

1349. The time has come for you to lip

1350. sync for your life.

1351. Good luck and don't fuck it up.

1352. ♪ This will be

1353. an everlasting love

1354. This will be

1355. the one I've waited for

1356. This will be

1357. the first time anyone

1358. has loved me

1359. Oh

1360. I'm so glad

1361. you found me in time

1362. And I'm so glad that

1363. you rectified my mind

1364. This will be

1365. Natalie Cole is

1366. sitting right in front of me.

1367. I have to do it for her.

1368. I don't want her to leave

1369. saying, "That drag queen did a

1370. horrible job with my song."

1371. ♪ Giving me

1372. the thrill of a lifetime

1373. And made me believe

1374. you've got more thrills to spare

1375. Oh

1376. This will be

1377. an everlasting love

1378. Oh, yes, it will now

1379. This will be

1380. You and me

1381. Yes, sirree

1382. Eternally

1383. So long as I'm living

1384. True love I'll be giving to you

1385. I'll be serving

1386. 'Cause you're so deserving

1387. Hey, you're so deserving

1388. Woo!

1389. For love, for love, for love

1390. From now on

1391. From now on

1392. That is what a lip

1393. sync for your life is, baby.

1394. That is high drag at its finest.

1395. ♪ From now on

1396. Wow. That was amazing.

1397. I have made my decision.

1398. Dida Ritz...

1399. Shanté, you stay.

1400. Thank you.

1401. That's the queen I

1402. want to see from now on.

1403. From now on, queen, from now on.

1404. I promise.

1405. You may join the other girls.

1406. Thank you.

1407. So, Princess, even though

1408. your time here has been brief,

1409. you will be forever drag race

1410. royalty.

1411. Long live The Princess.

1412. Thank you.

1413. Now sashay away.

1414. I love you.

1415. I'm not the type to

1416. get upset or angry, but I don't

1417. think it was right to send me

1418. home.

1419. This competition will definitely

1420. be missing something not getting

1421. to see the rest of what I had to

1422. offer.

1423. My top ten, condragulations.

1424. And the hits just keep on

1425. coming.

1426. Now, if you can't love yourself,

1427. how in the hell you gonna love

1428. somebody else?

1429. Can I get an amen up in here?

1430. Amen!

1431. All right, now let the music

1432. play.

1433. of the rest of your life

1434. This is the beginning

1435. The beginning

1436. This is the beginning