RuPaul's Drag Race 4x2

1. Previously on "RuPaul's Drag

2. Race."

3. You need to survive the biggest

4. drag disaster of all time...

5. the Rupocalypse.

6. Aah!

7. Whose shit is falling apart?

8. Jiggly's costume is a hot

9. mess.

10. Jiggly Caliente.

11. Lashauwn Beyond.

12. The Princess.

13. Sharon Needles.

14. This is my kind of ghoul.

15. Condragulations,

16. you are the winner

17. of this challenge.

18. Thank you.

19. I'm just in disbelief

20. that I'm here.

21. Bitch, you're here.

22. Yeah, honey, you better snap

23. out of it.

24. Play to win.

25. Jiggly Caliente.

26. Shanté, you stay.

27. Thank you.

28. Alisa Summers...

29. sashay away.

30. And tonight you'll be

31. transforming yourselves into

32. wrestlers, trashiest fighters.

33. The dolls throw down.

34. Get out!

35. You're fake assholes!

36. Get out of here!

37. And take flight.

38. Chicago, bitch!

39. Aah!

40. With extra-special guest

41. judges NBA stars Rick Fox and

42. John Salley.

43. The winner of "RuPaul's Drag

44. Race" will receive a lifetime

45. supply of NYX Cosmetics; a

46. one-of-a-kind trip courtesy of

47. ALandCHUCK.travel; headline

48. Logo's Drag Race tour featuring

49. Absolut Vodka, cocktails

50. perfected; and a cash prize

51. of $100,000.

52. And may the best woman win.

53. Start your engines

54. "RuPaul's Drag Race"

55. May the best woman win

56. "RuPaul's Drag Race"

57. Start your engines

58. "RuPaul's Drag Race"

59. May the best woman win

60. That's gorgeous.

61. Good morning, cluckers.

62. We walk in the work

63. room this morning, and we see

64. Alisa's message.

65. It was kind of sad.

66. I mean, it was official.

67. Week by week, we're all gonna be

68. going home.

69. "Keep it cute,

70. ladies.

71. Shady sisters forever.

72. Love, Alisa."

73. Look what you've done.

74. That's what you've done,

75. baby.

76. It was either her or me, and

77. I was not going home.

78. Phi Phi: Let's take a vote.

79. Can we switch Jiggly for Alisa?

80. Woo!

81. Hey!

82. Me in the bottom two

83. shook me.

84. I feel like there's a target on

85. the back of my head, and all

86. these bitches are trying to

87. assassinate me.

88. They're calling you the

89. silent killer, bitch, because

90. everybody thought she was gonna

91. win the challenge.

92. I mean, I did think

93. I was gonna win, but I

94. understand why I didn't win.

95. I mean, I'm too quiet.

96. You're too quiet.

97. I was quiet because

98. I was trying to focus.

99. And my strategy isn't going to

100. change because I know that I

101. prepare the package to beat

102. these girls, so I mean, I'm

103. fine.

104. Think up...

105. Can everybody hear me?

106. Oh, girl, you've got

107. shemail.

108. Woo!

109. Hello, dolls.

110. Hi, Ru.

111. I've come to pump you up, and

112. I don't mean your lips.

113. So get ready to beat your mug.

114. Home on the runway!

115. And fight for the spotlight.

116. It's time for some necessary

117. roughness, but remember,

118. just anything but the face.

119. I'll get the money, mister,

120. just—just don't hurt my face,

121. please.

122. Hello, hello, hello!

123. Hi!

124. Hi.

125. Now, ladies, as you know,

126. padding is the foundation of

127. drag.

128. A queen's girlish figure depends

129. on it.

130. For today's mini-challenge, I

131. want you to make an ass of

132. yourself.

133. Literally.

134. Oh, pit crew!

135. Woo!

136. You have 30 minutes

137. to put all this junk in your

138. trunk.

139. I'm dividing you into three

140. groups, and the one queen from

141. each group with the juiciest ass

142. will win.

143. Ready, set, stuff!

144. Oh!

145. Get it!

146. Oh!

147. Don't pick over my packing

148. peanuts.

149. I make fierce pads, but

150. this ain't how I usually make my

151. pads, y'all.

152. Thirty minutes is not enough.

153. You need at least a good hour to

154. even start making pads.

155. When making your ass, always

156. draw the shape of Africa.

157. That's it.

158. Or as Latrice would say, the

159. homeland.

160. I'm Polynesian.

161. Get it straight, honey.

162. I thought we were doing an

163. athletic challenge, so I'm in a

164. jock.

165. Sorry about it.

166. Ok, ladykins, time's up.

167. All right, Apple Bottoms.

168. Now, Jiggly is serving cellulite

169. realness.

170. Guys, looks how real

171. this is.

172. Now walk that ass.

173. Bottom's up.

174. Shake it, don't break it.

175. Phi Phi O'Hara, now that's what

176. I call a power bottom.

177. Seems like your pants are coming

178. down, Madame.

179. What?

180. Madame?

181. Next up, the Ghetto

182. Booties.

183. Make it pop.

184. Now walk.

185. Hips don't lie, but that ass do.

186. Girl, can I get some fries with

187. that shake?

188. Damn!

189. I had a proper ghetto bootie,

190. and I was the only one wearing

191. lipstick.

192. Next up the

193. Badonkadonks.

194. A badonkadonk bootie, it's

195. like a whole bunch of

196. donkadonkadonka...

197. Now walk.

198. Ass everywhere.

199. Ass everywhere.

200. Ass everywhere.

201. Ooh, two scoops.

202. Ladies, all y'all is sassy

203. assassins, but three of you

204. really killed it.

205. The winners of this

206. mini-challenge are...

207. Miss Phi Phi O'Hara.

208. Woo!

209. Miss Willam.

210. Miss Chad Michaels.

211. Hey.

212. Condragulations.

213. If I were you, I'd hold on tight

214. to my padded ass because for

215. this week's main challenge,

216. you'll be transforming

217. yourselves into wrestlers,

218. trashiest fighters.

219. The luscious ladies of the WTF.

220. Yeah!

221. Woo!

222. I am a big bitch.

223. Who is gonna outwrestle me?

224. Nobody.

225. Oh, my God.

226. I am not athletic at all.

227. This week you'll need

228. to flex your charisma,

229. uniqueness, nerve, and talent to

230. become over-the-top wrestling

231. characters.

232. You'll compete in teams.

233. Phi Phi O'Hara, Willam, Chad

234. Michaels, since you won the

235. mini-challenge, you are team

236. captains.

237. You get to pick your queens

238. starting with Phi Phi.

239. I'd have to go with Latrice.

240. Pound it, yes!

241. Boom!

242. Dida.

243. I will take Milan.

244. Yeah!

245. Come on out, baby.

246. Kenya.

247. Rarh! Rarh! Ha!

248. Huh!

249. Princess.

250. Miss Needles.

251. I am a knockout.

252. Oh, ow.

253. I didn't want Jiggly

254. or Madame LaQueer because

255. they're always complaining that

256. their feet hurt or they don't

257. want to do active stuff.

258. Lashauwn.

259. Grr!

260. There we go.

261. All right, Willam, it's

262. between Jiggly and Madame

263. LaQueer.

264. I'm just praying,

265. please pick me, pick me, pick

266. me, pick me.

267. Jiggly.

268. Huh! Huh!

269. Hwah!

270. All right, so that means that

271. Chad gets Madame LaQueer.

272. It feels kind of weird being,

273. like, the last pick, you know,

274. the weird boy, but I'm used to

275. it, though.

276. Each team needs to decide

277. which two will play the

278. Heroines, or the Faces, and

279. which two will play the

280. Villains, or the Heels.

281. In a moment you'll meet three

282. pros who will coach you in the

283. art of wrestling.

284. Gentlemen, start your engines.

285. And may the best woman win.

286. Mama, you got a

287. great team here.

288. I know, that's why I

289. picked it.

290. There's something very

291. important.

292. I had a previous injury, my

293. right ankle.

294. I hurt my right ankle doing a

295. show.

296. I didn't saw the step, and my

297. ankle goes click, and suddenly I

298. couldn't walk.

299. So are you gonna be ok?

300. I mean, like, with your ankle?

301. Don't worry about my ankle.

302. I am gonna worry about

303. it because it's important.

304. If your ankle is hurting and you

305. can't do something, you need to

306. let me know because I can't read

307. your mind.

308. Coming up.

309. Oh!

310. Put me down!

311. Oh! Wait!

312. Oh! Ouch!

313. Ha ha!

314. Ha ha!

315. I'm so happy with

316. this team.

317. Phi Phi: I know, I'm excited.

318. This challenge

319. includes a lot of steps.

320. We have to come up with a

321. back-story, looks, costumes,

322. moves, everything.

323. I'm really good at falling

324. and being, like, stunted.

325. I do stairs.

326. I can do anything.

327. I'm really excited because I

328. usually play people who get beat

329. up, and I got my ass kicked on

330. every major network.

331. And we just make sure that we

332. attitude, attitude, attitude.

333. Wrestling isn't

334. my thing.

335. I'm not a violent person.

336. So I'm a little concerned.

337. We're gonna ace this, guys.

338. We're gonna kick their ass.

339. So our challenge is

340. to become wrestlers.

341. We're the first team to go up

342. and practice.

343. And I see three humongous dudes

344. just going at each other.

345. Oh, my God, this is real.

346. Oh!

347. Oh!

348. I'm Hollywood's Own Joey

349. Ryan.

350. Yo soy Hector "El Chido"

351. Canales.

352. I'm Mr. K.O.S., the King of

353. Submissions, Ryan Taylor.

354. Let's now get into a little

355. bit of the choreography.

356. Go ahead and throw her on the...

357. Oh!

358. You're gonna catch her and

359. fall.

360. Oh!

361. Bitch, heavy!

362. Then you fall on your back.

363. Oh, my God!

364. Fall, bitch.

365. As safely as possible.

366. Oh, my god!

367. I'm worried

368. Lashauwn's not gonna actually

369. get the concept of what she has

370. to do here.

371. Come on, girl, come on.

372. Attack!

373. Oh!

374. Uh!

375. Every one of my

376. group's personalities are so

377. loud.

378. Aha!

379. And I'm not really like that.

380. I'm really quiet and, you know,

381. soft.

382. Oh!

383. Oh, god, Latrice.

384. So the bad guys make

385. their entrance.

386. They cannot care less about the

387. audience, right?

388. Make us hate you.

389. Be yourself.

390. I got this.

391. This is cake.

392. Fuck y'all!

393. I don't give a shit!

394. New York motherfuckers,

395. Brooklyn!

396. Jiggly was very aggressive.

397. Fuck y'all!

398. I got this shit!

399. And I was like, girl, take it

400. down a notch.

401. New York, baby!

402. I'm not from New York.

403. Oh, well...

404. And you were good, too.

405. Princess is good in closed

406. captioning while she's in

407. stereo.

408. We'll demonstrate some

409. holds for you.

410. We were thinking of a body slam.

411. Oh!

412. Do any of you guys have a

413. problem with that?

414. I'm concerned that

415. something could happen with my

416. ankle and making our team lose.

417. I have a lot to be nervous

418. about.

419. All right, come on and dance.

420. My damn face is sick of looking

421. at you.

422. Ah!

423. Oh!

424. Get her up!

425. Ooh...

426. Take your time, slow.

427. Put me down.

428. Good.

429. Oh!

430. Uh!

431. Ouch!

432. You ok?

433. I'm nervous about

434. Madame LaQueer.

435. She's not as physical as the

436. rest of us.

437. She really has to push, push,

438. and push through it.

439. Ow!

440. Hello, hello, hello.

441. Hi, Ru!

442. Well, team Phi Phi O'Hara.

443. Yes.

444. Which team is the Faces?

445. It would be me and Lashauwn.

446. So of course these two are

447. the Heels.

448. What is your story?

449. They gave us the wrong

450. treatment, and we grew beards,

451. and we're a little bitter about

452. that.

453. Are you actually gonna be

454. wearing beards?

455. Yes.

456. You know, that concerns me a

457. little bit because the luscious

458. ladies of the WTF need to be

459. beautiful.

460. I think our story will get

461. across, and it's not that—

462. But you're not the

463. one who's gonna be looking

464. hideous, are you, darling?

465. People watch wrestling because

466. they want to be excited, they

467. want to be turned on, they want

468. beauty.

469. Now, Lashauwn, can you give me a

470. little taste of what your good

471. guy says?

472. I'm gonna kick

473. your ass.

474. In wrestling, the

475. good guys are just as loud and

476. obnoxious as the bad guys.

477. Is it fair to say that you're

478. still working on it and you

479. haven't—

480. Yeah, we are still

481. working on it.

482. You're not done?

483. Yeah, we are.

484. I'm gonna let you get back to

485. it.

486. All right.

487. Bye, Ru.

488. Team Willam, what's

489. going on?

490. Who on your team are the Faces?

491. Ha ha!

492. Now, what are you costumes gonna

493. be like?

494. Was that something that you made

495. or you already had?

496. We just embellished on top of

497. it.

498. And I'm embellishing on top

499. of mine as well.

500. Jiggly, you took some heat

501. last week for your costume.

502. Yeah.

503. You know, we are

504. looking for the luscious ladies

505. of the WTF.

506. Oh, I'll be luscious.

507. I'm not trying to be in that

508. bottom two again.

509. Gather around, dolls.

510. Now, tomorrow at the WTF main

511. event, we'll be joined by our

512. extra-special guest judges NBA

513. champions Rick Fox and John

514. Salley.

515. Nice.

516. I think I'll tuck extra tight

517. for Rick Fox and John Salley.

518. Now, remember, safety first,

519. but whatever you do, don't fuck

520. it up.

521. Bye, Ru!

522. Coming up...

523. Bring on the Glamour Dolls!

524. Oh!

525. Ha ha!

526. Ladies and gentlemen, are you

527. ready to experience a female

528. phenomenon?

529. Bring on the Glamour Dolls!

530. Oh, my god, can you believe

531. those Bitter Betties came in

532. here to ask us for help?

533. And I even let them use, like,

534. my really good hair products.

535. That product?

536. Yeah.

537. That's the hair-growing

538. tonic.

539. Ha!

540. Whassup?

541. Mira...

542. Yeah.

543. You, look what you did to her

544. hair.

545. Are you upset because you

546. can't handle all this fishiness?

547. Your plastic hair, your

548. plastic tits, and your plastic

549. ass.

550. We'll handle her.

551. We'll do it in the ring.

552. Come on, girls, come on.

553. Come on!

554. Mess with these nasty

555. girls, and you'll end up with a

556. bad taste in your mouth.

557. Give it up for Latrice The Beast

558. and Killer Kenya, the Bitter

559. Betties.

560. Oh!

561. Go!

562. Give it up for L.A.'s

563. Finest, Lashauwn the Blonde and

564. Phi Phi Fish!

565. The crowd was

566. chanting, and all the signs had

567. our names everywhere.

568. It felt so good.

569. I was ready to beat those

570. bitches down.

571. And they're so pretty.

572. Ooh!

573. Ooh!

574. Oh, get up!

575. Um, honey, I don't speak

576. Spanish.

577. I wanna teach you Spanish

578. right now.

579. Oh!

580. Oh!

581. Oh!

582. Oh!

583. Oh!

584. Oh, hell no!

585. Oh! Oh!

586. Now I'm gonna show you how to

587. really be a mug, bitch.

588. Let me go!

589. Let me go!

590. Oh! Oh! Oh!

591. Just pick me up!

592. Aah! Drop me!

593. Oh!

594. Bitter, bitter pill

595. to swallow.

596. he Bitter Betties win.

597. Those other teams better

598. watch out because me and my

599. girls, we kicked ass.

600. Touch the skin, honey.

601. They can't take it.

602. Uh-uh.

603. They're overgrown orangutans.

604. Speaking of orangutans...

605. What are you doing in our

606. dressing room?

607. We know it's your dressing

608. room as tacky as it is like

609. y'all two bitches.

610. Tacky?

611. Oh, no, honey, we don't want to

612. go there.

613. We saw you two in Coach Carter's

614. office.

615. Oh, so that's how we got

616. 'cause of y'all bitches?

617. Get out!

618. You're big assholes!

619. Get out of here!

620. Tuck and cover.

621. Shut up!

622. Get the fuck out of here.

623. For Pucker Up

624. Princess and J.J. Jiggly,

625. the Thunder Booties!

626. Get on the wrong side of these

627. sexy scissor sisters, and

628. they'll cut you.

629. Willam B. the Hater and Dida

630. Dill.

631. They're DWF.

632. Come on, girl.

633. Get her, girl.

634. Your time, Jujubee.

635. Oh, please stop.

636. I'm giving it all,

637. balls to the wall, bad ass crazy

638. wrestler bitch.

639. No!

640. Whup her ass!

641. Go!

642. The Princess, she's

643. not really as crazy as I am, so

644. if I end up on the bottom

645. because of this bitch,

646. it ain't gonna be cute.

647. Aw, get over there!

648. What?

649. That's not fair!

650. They're tagging...

651. That's not fair!

652. That's not fair!

653. That's not fair!

654. Sumo!

655. Sumo!

656. Oh!

657. And thank you.

658. Now watch.

659. Bye!

660. The winner is Thunder

661. Booties!

662. Oh, oh, bye.

663. We won.

664. Team Willam put on a goddamn

665. show.

666. Oh, Lalonda Model, I have to

667. be honest with you.

668. I woke up with an itch down

669. there, an itch in my pubic hair.

670. I've got snatch scratch

671. fever, too.

672. But forget about this bitch

673. of an itch.

674. Look who it is, it's the Bitch

675. Kickers.

676. Oh, what's up there,

677. Knockouts?

678. How's it hanging,

679. scratch'n'sniff?

680. Rrrr!

681. They must have gotten our

682. special delivery we sent them

683. when we banged their boyfriends.

684. Boink, boink.

685. Come on.

686. That's what we did.

687. Bitch Kicker.

688. Bbl-bbl-bbl!

689. Ah!

690. Serving face with a

691. side of whup-ass, give it up for

692. Sharon Shocker and Milan the

693. Model, the Knockouts!

694. Don't hate these girls because

695. they're beautiful.

696. Shut your pie hole,

697. you slut!

698. Hate them because they're

699. bitches.

700. You want some of this?

701. We got plenty for you, too.

702. Chaderella Chain Saw

703. Michaels and Madame LaCrush,

704. the Bitch Kickers.

705. You skinny little blonde

706. bimbo, you can run, but you

707. can't hide.

708. All right, well, I—

709. This is a... but it's—

710. Oh!

711. Yeah! Uh!

712. I am a little bit

713. worried about

714. Madame LaQueer's ankle.

715. I mean, if you're the captain of

716. the ship, you're going down with

717. the ship.

718. All right, Kirstie Alley

719. before "Dancing With the Stars."

720. Rarh!

721. Oh, uh, uh!

722. Oh, that feels so good...

723. If my ankle hurt, I

724. forgot about everything.

725. I was Madame LaCrush in that

726. moment.

727. Yah!

728. Coming up...

729. We didn't see any of

730. the rebel that I know you are.

731. It's not memorable enough

732. for me.

733. It was fake.

734. Ha ha!

735. Yay.

736. Miss Cheesecake.

737. It's elimination day,

738. and everyone's really anxious

739. right now to find out how they

740. did in the wrestling challenge.

741. I think we have a really good

742. shot at winning.

743. I hope.

744. I'm just worried.

745. What are you worried

746. about?

747. You did great.

748. You were so funny.

749. Were you unpleased with anything

750. when you left the ring

751. yesterday?

752. With me? No.

753. I am kind of iffy about

754. Princess.

755. It is a competition, and they

756. don't like one thing, the whole

757. team goes down.

758. It's a team challenge.

759. That energy you're

760. giving off is bringing everybody

761. else down.

762. Girl, I cannot be bothered right

763. now.

764. Are you nervous

765. today?

766. You know what?

767. I am a little bit nervous.

768. You might feel some sort of kind

769. of way and you could be dead

770. wrong.

771. Mm-hmm.

772. Thinking you sickening bitch,

773. I'm tired of you, bitch,

774. and they'd be like,

775. "Wah wah wah."

776. I'm a little

777. nervous to see what

778. what the judges think about me

779. in the ring.

780. I did my best, but you never

781. know what they're gonna say.

782. You sew for all the girls

783. back at home, like, the girls,

784. the girls girls.

785. You mean just girls like you.

786. By me sewing so much, I don't

787. really get a chance to even be

788. in drag myself.

789. Uh-huh.

790. So it's like I missed my drag

791. childhood.

792. Ha ha!

793. That's why the competition is

794. perfect for me because I'm just

795. filling in for what I missed out

796. on.

797. That's sickening

798. because you should definitely

799. make up for some lost time.

800. Mmm...

801. Yeah, that's what

802. you get.

803. The ultimate drag boot camp of

804. life.

805. Madame, what does your

806. family think about you doing

807. drag?

808. I'm not close to my family at

809. all.

810. My family for me are my friends.

811. They're the best friends in the

812. whole world.

813. Baby, don't.

814. It's ok, mamí.

815. We're selfish and vain

816. creatures of beauty, and isn't

817. it bizarre how we make the best

818. friends in the world?

819. Certainly.

820. Ha ha!

821. Put some bass in your walk

822. Head to toe

823. And what?

824. Hey, guys.

825. Hey, baby.

826. Welcome to the main stage of

827. "RuPaul's Drag Race."

828. Michelle Visage, my tag team

829. sister.

830. I got a full nelson for you

831. right here, mama.

832. Ha ha!

833. Billy B., welcome home.

834. Thanks, Ru.

835. Are you wrestling with

836. something?

837. Not since I was trying to get

838. my wallet back from Michelle in

839. the back.

840. Ha ha!

841. Hey, Rick Fox, what did you

842. think of my girls?

843. I was impressed.

844. It was a lot of fight.

845. Good. And John Salley.

846. Hello, Ru.

847. BK in the house.

848. Ha ha!

849. I'm so glad you're here.

850. This week our queens were

851. challenged to hit the mats as

852. the luscious ladies of the WTF.

853. Tonight, I've asked them all to

854. come decked out in their best

855. girlie-girl attire.

856. Gentlemen, start your engines,

857. and may the best woman win.

858. First up, Kenya

859. Michaels.

860. Gorgeous.

861. You know, Lil' Kim only wishes.

862. It's a pink Monday.

863. I love the runway.

864. I feel amazing because I love to

865. be watched.

866. BILLY B.: Now, that is a

867. living doll.

868. Mary Kay Minaj.

869. Ha ha!

870. Lashauwn Beyond!

871. She melts in your mouth, not in

872. your hand.

873. Got a penny?

874. She's got a ball.

875. I'm serving bubble

876. gum, yum-yum.

877. Just having fun being flirty,

878. pretty.

879. Going girlie beyond.

880. I'd like to stick a

881. quarter in her slot.

882. Where is her slot

883. anyway?

884. Sharon Needles.

885. Oh, a lost Arquette

886. sister.

887. Oh, wow, she's doing

888. fem.

889. She got an injection of beauty.

890. Plain girlyish,

891. bouncy, and sexy is just

892. something really foreign to me.

893. I just want to show the judges

894. that I could bring beauty to the

895. stage in this competition.

896. Mm-wah!

897. For your consideration, Jiggly

898. Caliente.

899. BILLY B.: Kimora Lee Simmons

900. has put on some weight.

901. Jiggle it, girl.

902. I'm serving banjy

903. girl, me, 316, very New York.

904. It's Jiggly

905. Quinceañera.

906. London, Paris, Milan.

907. I see London, I see France,

908. I see Milan's underpants!

909. I am feeling, like,

910. Black Barbie

911. meets a valley girl,

912. but because John Salley is

913. there, I'd rather be a Salley

914. girl.

915. Once she gets

916. pumping, it's hard to make the

917. body stop.

918. Madame LaQueer.

919. Represent Puerto Rico.

920. She's working her asymmetrical

921. hair-do.

922. BILLY B.: Or a hair show in

923. Mississippi.

924. I feel great.

925. I feel like I'm floating.

926. I think this is the most

927. beautiful I've looked through

928. all the competitions.

929. Where there's smoke,

930. there's a pussy on fire.

931. This is why I love this show.

932. Dida Ritz.

933. I Thought it was P.

934. Diddy's mom.

935. Get his comb.

936. I'm giving fish.

937. I'm giving face.

938. I'm giving you "Vogue."

939. I know my runways, p.s.

940. Look at those legs.

941. My goodness.

942. And they go all the way up.

943. They do?

944. Are you sure?

945. Yeah.

946. They're not wooden?

947. Chad Michaels.

948. Lady Chadderly.

949. Hello.

950. BILLY B.: Oh, my goodness,

951. the world according to Paris.

952. Paris Hilton, where are they

953. not.

954. I'm serving up

955. girlie-girl, real Miss fish on a

956. stick.

957. I kind of look just like a yummy

958. little cupcake.

959. Heidi Montag called.

960. She wants her old body back.

961. The Princess.

962. She had a little time for a

963. quick blow out before she came

964. out.

965. The windstorm

966. backstage, I guess.

967. Yes, yes.

968. The look I'm going for

969. is very rock star meets little

970. girl.

971. I am so pumped for my look

972. today.

973. Rock on.

974. It's like there's

975. something about the Princess.

976. Ha ha!

977. Up next, Phi Phi

978. O'Hara.

979. Telemundo.

980. Telenovela realness.

981. I was showing a

982. little bit of skin and giving

983. them a dragged-out Miami

984. housewife.

985. Oh, her legs are like

986. peanut butter.

987. Easy to spread.

988. Latrice Royale.

989. Ooh, Crown Royale.

990. I'll have one on the rocks.

991. I am feeling good

992. and looking gorgeous, darling.

993. Pretty in pink, I was very

994. pleased.

995. Star Jones called.

996. She wants her old body back.

997. She can't have it.

998. It's otherwise preoccupied.

999. Allegedly.

1000. Ha ha!

1001. Next up, Willam.

1002. Hey.

1003. Wow. Look at those

1004. shoes.

1005. My look for today is

1006. rich bitch mistress.

1007. I'm serving girlie-girl on a

1008. platter to go, sauce on the

1009. side.

1010. Look how her outfit

1011. accentuates her sugar walls.

1012. BILLY B.: "Toddlers and

1013. Tiaras," where are they now?

1014. I think she's Tanya

1015. Tucker.

1016. Coming up...

1017. In the ring, you were

1018. freaking hilarious.

1019. Baby, baby.

1020. You look fab from the hair to

1021. the dress.

1022. I disagree, I hate your hair.

1023. Ha ha!

1024. My girls, you look smashing.

1025. Yesterday you changed the face

1026. of professional wrestling

1027. forever!

1028. I smell a spinoff.

1029. But one group in particular

1030. really smacked down the

1031. competition.

1032. The winning WTF team is...

1033. team Chad Michaels.

1034. Woo!

1035. Ha ha!

1036. Thank you, Ru.

1037. Condragulations, ladies.

1038. But two divas stole the show.

1039. Madame LaQueer, Chad Michaels,

1040. The Bitch Kickers.

1041. You are both the winners of this

1042. week's challenge.

1043. You'll receive a selection of

1044. wigs from Risqué Wigs.

1045. Oh, my god, I feel

1046. so great.

1047. I certainly actually proved them

1048. wrong about having picking me

1049. last.

1050. However, neither of you will

1051. receive immunity next week.

1052. Team Chad Michaels, you may

1053. leave the stage.

1054. Ladies, it's time for the

1055. judges' critiques.

1056. First up, Willam.

1057. Hey, mama.

1058. Hi.

1059. Did everything turn out the

1060. way you had planned?

1061. I think our moves

1062. kicked asses.

1063. Oh, I thought the competition

1064. was weak in the ring.

1065. The faces she was giving us just

1066. didn't seem believable.

1067. It was fake.

1068. Wait a minute,

1069. wrestling is not fake.

1070. No, that wrestling was fake.

1071. Thank you, Willam.

1072. Next up, Dida Ritz.

1073. Now, why'd you choose this as

1074. your girlie look?

1075. > I'm really channeling Carrie

1076. Bradshaw, so I thought downtown

1077. New York, very chic.

1078. In the ring, you had, you

1079. know, the girl that sort of

1080. walks around the ring thing

1081. perfect, better than you had the

1082. wrestling down.

1083. Thank you, Dida.

1084. The Princess.

1085. Well, fab from the hair to

1086. the dress.

1087. I think I bought that dress

1088. for my daughter.

1089. I disagree.

1090. I hate your hair.

1091. I think it looks like a bad hair

1092. show.

1093. As far as the

1094. performance goes, we didn't see

1095. any of the rebel that I know you

1096. are.

1097. I'm a very Zen person.

1098. Just know that that was me

1099. really trying.

1100. Try harder.

1101. All right, let's got to

1102. Jiggly Caliente.

1103. May I call you Jiggly?

1104. Of course you can, Ru.

1105. How did you feel on the

1106. runway?

1107. I felt so cute.

1108. The lollipop in my mouth,

1109. doorknockers in my ear.

1110. The lollipop was more

1111. interesting for me than what

1112. you're doing style-wise.

1113. And tell me about in the

1114. ring.

1115. It was very energetic and

1116. over the top.

1117. Jiggly, what was the hardest

1118. part of this challenge?

1119. The thing is Princess is

1120. very vag, she's very quiet.

1121. We needed to be, like, crazy,

1122. bad ass bitches.

1123. It's hard when you're

1124. a team and you're trying to make

1125. up for both of you.

1126. Thank you, Jiggly.

1127. Next up, Phi Phi O'Hara.

1128. Hi.

1129. You're reading older than you

1130. have to.

1131. You could be younger and more

1132. modern.

1133. I'm watching you, Phi Phi.

1134. I love you.

1135. I think you're gorgeous.

1136. And in the ring, you were

1137. freaking hilarious.

1138. Thank you.

1139. Thank you, Phi Phi.

1140. Lashauwn Beyond.

1141. Hi, Ru.

1142. How are your balls?

1143. My balls are great.

1144. On the runway, the gumball

1145. machine told me exactly what

1146. those balls were doing on your

1147. chest.

1148. Better than on her chin.

1149. Ha!

1150. I couldn't disagree more.

1151. Your hair and your makeup, you

1152. looked like a backup singer for

1153. Luther Vandross in 1988.

1154. Rick Fox, what did you think?

1155. The ring?

1156. It's not memorable enough for

1157. me.

1158. I would have liked a little more

1159. story and color to the

1160. character.

1161. Next up, Kenya Michaels.

1162. Hola!

1163. I thought it was Nicki Minaj.

1164. I'm not joking you, except she

1165. doesn't have the ass of Nicki

1166. or the money.

1167. What about as a wrestler?

1168. As Killer Kenya?

1169. It was like it was Biggie

1170. Smalls and Lil' Kim all over

1171. again.

1172. Baby, baby!

1173. Yah!

1174. You look like a star.

1175. You look modern.

1176. You look fashionable.

1177. And I think you're the one to

1178. beat.

1179. Thank you.

1180. Latrice Royale.

1181. Hello, Ru.

1182. Shaqueel O'Neal Latrice.

1183. Ha ha!

1184. You set the tone for the

1185. whole afternoon.

1186. Oh!

1187. You had me at splat!

1188. Ha ha!

1189. Thank you, Latrice.

1190. Well, ladies, I think we've

1191. heard enough.

1192. While you girls untuck in the

1193. Interior Illusions Lounge, the

1194. judges and I will deliberate.

1195. You may leave the stage.

1196. All right, just between us,

1197. brothers and brother lovers...

1198. Thank you.

1199. Let's start with Willam.

1200. I think Willam is extremely

1201. fierce and extremely talented

1202. and very freak and funny, but I

1203. also think there's a borderline

1204. of smarminess.

1205. I think there might be an

1206. attitude in there that can get

1207. in the way.

1208. She seemed like a team

1209. captain that didn't lead.

1210. I think she did a good job of

1211. leading.

1212. I don't feel that the Princess

1213. did a good job of following.

1214. All right, let's talk about

1215. the Princess.

1216. Her performance was really

1217. flat.

1218. I kind of thought there

1219. was a rock star in there.

1220. She's not charismatic enough

1221. to be a rock star.

1222. Dida Ritz.

1223. She's pretty, it's just that

1224. the wigs are not styled, they're

1225. not done.

1226. You know, she was going for

1227. "Sex in the City," and it was

1228. more like sex in the alley.

1229. Oh, ok. Well, I'm not gonna

1230. turn that down either.

1231. Ah!

1232. Jiggly Caliente.

1233. In the ring, she uses

1234. everything she has.

1235. I thought that was an outfit

1236. until I realized that was really

1237. her belly.

1238. Ha ha!

1239. Phi Phi O'Hara.

1240. I don't know what's under all

1241. that makeup, but she didn't

1242. paint herself pretty.

1243. I know she's heavy-handed on

1244. the makeup, but hey...

1245. who isn't?

1246. Ha ha!

1247. Lashauwn Beyond.

1248. Now, it was remarked that

1249. Lashauwn's personality was kind

1250. of shy.

1251. She'll get out of that

1252. shyness when she realizes it

1253. doesn't get her anywhere.

1254. She's a mess, and her

1255. personality is like a...

1256. like a brick.

1257. All right, Kenya Michaels.

1258. Little Puerto Rican sweetheart.

1259. BILLY B.: She's half the size

1260. of any of them with double or

1261. triple everything else.

1262. There was nothing wrong.

1263. Her performance was

1264. flawless as well.

1265. I thought she did a great job as

1266. Killer Kenya.

1267. Latrice Royale.

1268. She owned that role in the

1269. ring.

1270. It was hard for anyone else to

1271. do better than that.

1272. I was very happy with her,

1273. and I do really like her and her

1274. personality, so she's gonna be

1275. fun to watch.

1276. All right, silence!

1277. Bring back my girls.

1278. Ha ha!

1279. Welcome back, ladies.

1280. Based on your presentation in

1281. the main ring and on the main

1282. stage, I've made some decisions.

1283. Latrice Royale, Kenya Michaels,

1284. Phi Phi O'Hara...

1285. you ladies jumped on this

1286. wrestling challenge and came out

1287. on top.

1288. You are all safe.

1289. Thank you.

1290. You may leave the stage.

1291. Jiggly Caliente, we want to know

1292. is there more to you than just a

1293. queen from the hood.

1294. You are safe.

1295. Thank you.

1296. Thank you.

1297. You may join the

1298. other girls.

1299. The Princess,

1300. You were channeling Pink,

1301. but your performance was

1302. beige.

1303. I'm sorry, my dear, but you are

1304. up for elimination.

1305. I'm shocked.

1306. My outfit was on it today,

1307. whether Billy B. liked my hair

1308. or not, and I worked my ass off

1309. yesterday in the ring.

1310. There's no reason why I should

1311. have been in the bottom two.

1312. Willam...

1313. you're safe.

1314. Bye.

1315. Lashauwn Beyond, as a

1316. wrestler, you were more mumble

1317. than rumble.

1318. Dida Ritz, your "Sex in the

1319. City" couture does not deserve a

1320. sequel.

1321. Dida Ritz...

1322. you're safe.

1323. Thank you.

1324. Lashauwn Beyond, I'm sorry,

1325. my dear, but you are up for

1326. elimination.

1327. My whole body

1328. started pumping.

1329. I'm nervous because I want to

1330. stay in the competition and I

1331. know this dictates if I will or

1332. not.

1333. Two queens stand before me.

1334. Ladies, this is your last chance

1335. to impress me and save yourself

1336. from elimination.

1337. The time has come to lip sync

1338. for your life.

1339. I'm pretty amazing, and I'm

1340. ready to show it.

1341. Bring it on.

1342. Good luck and don't fuck it

1343. up.

1344. ♪ Bad girls

1345. Talking 'bout the sad girls

1346. Sad girl

1347. Talking 'bout bad, bad girls

1348. I want to show Ru

1349. that I can get my personality.

1350. It's not over yet.

1351. I'm not ready to go.

1352. We're both the same

1353. Both the same

1354. Though you call yourself

1355. by a different name

1356. Different name

1357. Now your mama won't like it

1358. if she finds out

1359. I'm telling myself,

1360. soak up this moment right now,

1361. live in it,

1362. balls to the wall, do it.

1363. To do the whole song

1364. with no shoes in closed-toe

1365. panty hose like web-footed duck.

1366. Lashauwn's drag mother was gonna

1367. ream him for not even starting

1368. the song in shoes.

1369. time, yeah

1370. Beep beep

1371. Talking 'bout sad girls

1372. Beep beep

1373. Toot toot, hey

1374. Woo!

1375. Ladies, I've made

1376. my decision.

1377. The Princess...

1378. Shanté, you stay.

1379. You may join the other girls.

1380. Lashauwn, you are a young queen.

1381. May this experience lift you to

1382. new heights above and beyond.

1383. Now sashay away.

1384. Thank you.

1385. It's bittersweet,

1386. but I'm happy.

1387. For me to be so young and I've

1388. only been doing it for such a

1389. short amount of time.

1390. Some of these girls being 40 and

1391. 50, so it was sickening.

1392. Condragulation, ladies.

1393. And remember, if you can't love

1394. yourself, how in the hell you

1395. gonna love somebody else.

1396. Can I get an amen up in here?

1397. Amen!

1398. All right, let the music

1399. play!

1400. This is how we get it

1401. How we get it

1402. This is how we get it

1403. I'll dance to you