RuPaul's Drag Race 4x14

1. TONIGHT ALL THE QUEENS ARE

2. BACK TO DISH THE DIRT AS WE

3. PREPARE TO CROWN AMERICA'S

4. NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

5. WHAT DID WILLAM DO?

6. FROM THE EL PORTAL THEATRE IN

7. LOS ANGELES, GIVE IT UP FOR

8. THE GORGEOUS GLAMAZONS OF

9. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

10. A QUEEN FOR ALL SEASONS,

11. ALISA SUMMERS.

12. THE APOPALOPTIC LASHAUWN BEYOND.

13. DRAG RACE ROYALTY THE PRINCESS.

14. EWW, LOOK WHO'S HERE.

15. IT'S MADAME LAQUEER.

16. LONDON, PARIS, MILAN.

17. NEXT UP, MAY I CALL YOU JIGGLY?

18. JIGGLY CALIENTE.

19. CATEGORY IS CHEESECAKE.

20. IT'S DIDA RITZ.

21. SERVING YOU FISH, IT'S LITTLE

22. KENYA MICHAELS.

23. LARGE AND IN CHARGE, CHUNKY

24. BUT FUNKY, LATRICE ROYALE.

25. AND OUR TOP THREE.

26. CHAD MICHAELS.

27. THE SPOOKTACULAR SHARON NEEDLES.

28. AND THE UNSTOPPABLE

29. PHI PHI O'HARA.

30. AND NOW THE STAR OF OUR SHOW,

31. THE ORIGINAL SUPERMODEL OF

32. THE WORLD, THE ONE, THE ONLY

33. RUPAUL!

34. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

35. RUPAUL!

36. I AM SO SORRY I CAN'T BE WITH

37. YOU IN PERSON TONIGHT.

38. I'M STUCK HERE ON THE SET OF

39. MY NEW FEATURE FILM,

40. URANUS IS BURNING.

41. BUT THANKS TO THE MIRACLE OF

42. MODERN TECHNOLOGY, I'LL BE

43. HOSTING TONIGHT'S SHOW VIA

44. SATELLITE.

45. SO TO GET THINGS STARTED I HAVE

46. ONE THING TO SAY.

47. YOU BETTER—

48. EXCUSE ME.

49. EXCUSE MY BEAUTY.

50. BITCHES BETTER BEWARE!

51. THANK YOU.

52. HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE NEW

53. MAIN STAGE OF

54. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

55. THIS SEASON YOU'VE BEEN THERE

56. FOR EVERY TWIST AND TURN,

57. AND TONIGHT WE'RE HERE TOGETHER

58. REUNITED.

59. YES.

60. THANK YOU FOR THAT.

61. THANK YOU.

62. THE RACE FOR THE CROWN HAS

63. NEVER BEEN THIS TIGHT.

64. SO YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL,

65. LADIES, AND DON'T SLIP BECAUSE

66. THE STAGE IS DRIPPING WITH

67. CHARISMA, UNIQUENESS, NERVE,

68. AND TALENT.

69. SO, GENTLEMEN, START YOUR

70. ENGINES, AND MAY THE BEST

71. WOMAN WIN.

72. WELCOME.

73. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE FANS ARE

74. THE BEST FANS IN THE WORLD.

75. WELL, TONIGHT THE STARS HAVE

76. COME OUT.

77. WE HAVE DRAG RACE ROYALTY WITH

78. US.

79. HEY, PORK CHOP!

80. HEY, GIRL.

81. AND IT WOULDN'T BE DRAG RACE

82. WITHOUT MY SQUIRREL FRIENDS.

83. MICHELLE VISAGE, SANTINO,

84. BILLY B ARE IN THE HOUSE.

85. GIVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE.

86. WORKING WITH AMERICA'S FIERCEST

87. DRAG QUEENS IS BITTERSWEET.

88. I'M THRILLED WHEN THEY'RE HERE,

89. BUT IT KILLS ME WHEN THEY

90. SASHAY AWAY.

91. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF

92. THE QUEENS WHO WERE GONE TOO

93. SOON.

94. EWW!

95. WELCOME.

96. FIRST UP, ALISA SUMMERS.

97. NOW, WERE YOU SURPRISED THAT

98. JIGGLY SENT YOU PACKING WITH

99. HER SICKENING LIP SYNC AND

100. SPLIT?

101. DID YOU SEE THAT OUTFIT SHE

102. WAS WEARING, HONEY?

103. WHEN SHE WAS CREATING THAT

104. THING, I WAS LIKE, THERE IS

105. NO WAY, THERE IS NO WAY,

106. EVEN IF I'M BOTTOM TWO.

107. HONEY, BUT SHE TURNED IT OUT.

108. BUT THEN AGAIN, IF I WAS WEARING

109. SNEAKERS I COULD HAVE TURNED IT

110. OUT TOO.

111. NOW, LASHAUWN AND

112. THE PRINCESS, BOTH OF YOU WERE

113. CRITICIZED FOR BEING TOO

114. LOW-KEY.

115. DO YOU REGRET NOT SPEAKING OUT?

116. I REGRET NOT SPEAKING OUT

117. BECAUSE I DON'T THINK PEOPLE

118. GOT THE CHANCE TO REALLY KNOW

119. WHO I WAS AND WHAT I'M ABOUT.

120. SO, YEAH, MOST DEFINITELY

121. I REGRET IT.

122. YEAH?

123. AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, PRINCESS?

124. THE ONLY THING THAT I REGRET

125. IS THAT THE REST OF AMERICA

126. DIDN'T GET TO SEE WHAT ELSE

127. I HAD TO SHOW.

128. IF I WAS MORE OF A CHARACTER,

129. SAY LIKE WILLAM, I PROBABLY

130. COULD HAVE STUCK AROUND LONGER,

131. BECAUSE, UH, I HAD MORE TO SHOW,

132. AND FRANKLY WHAT CAME AFTER ME,

133. AFTER I GOT KICKED OFF DOWN

134. THE RUNWAY, IT WAS KIND OF LAME.

135. ALL RIGHT, NOW—

136. MADAME LAQUEER, YOU WON

137. CHALLENGES, AND YET YOU WERE

138. REPEATEDLY PICKED LAST BY

139. YOUR FELLOW QUEENS.

140. HOW DID THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?

141. WELL, FOR A SECOND THAT MADE

142. ME FEEL BAD BUT IN THE MOMENT

143. THAT MADE ME FEEL IN HIGH

144. SCHOOL.

145. I GET PICKED LAST FOR

146. THE BASKETBALL TEAM, BUT, BITCH,

147. I WAS A MAID OF HONOR.

148. OKAY?

149. NOW, ALL OF YOU LEFT

150. THE COMPETITION BEFORE ONE

151. OF OUR FAVORITE MINI CHALLENGES.

152. SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A CHANCE

153. TO PROVE THAT READING IS

154. FUNDAMENTAL.

155. MADAME LAQUEER, THE LIBRARY

156. IS OPEN, DARLING.

157. JIGGLY CALIENTE.

158. I KNOW I CAN CALL YOU JIGGLY.

159. BUT, MAMA, WHERE'S YOUR TEETH?

160. I KNOW, HANGING OUT WITH YOUR

161. GOOD TASTE.

162. LADIES, STICK AROUND BECAUSE

163. WE'VE GOT A LOT MORE SHADE

164. THROWN BEFORE WE CROWN AMERICA'S

165. NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

166. COMING UP, ARE YOU TEAM CHAD,

167. TEAM SHARON, OR TEAM PHI PHI?

168. THE CROWNING OF AMERICA'S NEXT

169. DRAG SUPERSTAR IS JUST MOMENTS

170. AWAY.

171. WHAT DID WILLAM DO?

172. WELCOME BACK TO RUPAUL'S DRAG

173. REUNITED.

174. TONIGHT ALL MY GIRLS ARE BACK

175. TO HELP ME CROWN AMERICA'S

176. NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

177. NOW WHILE OUR TOP THREE ARE

178. GETTING READY BACKSTAGE,

179. I WANNA TALK TO A QUEEN WHO

180. BECAME FAMOUS, OR SHOULD I SAY

181. INFAMOUS, FOR FLIPPING HER WIG.

182. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

183. THAT'S A DESPERATE CRY

184. FOR ATTENTION.

185. A LITTLE I AM WHAT I AM,

186. LA CAGE.

187. MILAN, GIRL, THAT'S CLEARLY

188. A DUDE.

189. LONDON, PARIS, MILAN.

190. YOU LOOK GREAT.

191. NOW, HAVE YOU DONE SOMETHING

192. DIFFERENT WITH YOUR HAIR?

193. OH, NO—OH, YOU'RE WEARING IT.

194. NOW, I GOTTA ASK, I GOTTA ASK,

195. NOW, WERE YOU SURPRISED BY

196. THE UPROAR OVER ALL THE HAIR

197. FLIPPING?

198. YOU KNOW, TO BE HONEST,

199. I WAS A BIT SURPRISED.

200. I, UM—I THINK THAT PEOPLE

201. SOMETIMES MISINTERPRET WHAT

202. I DO AS AN ARTIST.

203. AT TIMES YOU'LL DISAGREE,

204. AND I RESPECT THAT.

205. SO DO YOU FEEL LIKE FLIPPING

206. YOUR WIG RIGHT NOW?

207. LET'S DO IT TOGETHER.

208. YOU FIRST.

209. READY?

210. COME ON, COME ON, LET'S DO IT.

211. COME ON, MILAN.

212. COME ON.

213. FOR REAL?

214. NO!

215. FOR REAL?

216. NO, THANK YOU, MILAN.

217. THANK YOU, GUYS.

218. NEXT UP, WHEN IT CAME TIME

219. TO PUT AN OUTFIT TOGETHER,

220. THIS QUEEN GOT JIGGLY WITH IT.

221. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

222. THE THING IS I DON'T NEED

223. TO SEW TO BECOME THE NEXT

224. DRAG SUPERSTAR.

225. I DON'T SEE A REAL DRESS.

226. I'M FINISHING THAT UP WITH

227. SOME MORE...

228. GARBAGE.

229. BAKED POTATO COUTURE.

230. GIRL, RIGHT NOW YOU'RE

231. A MESS.

232. THINGS ARE FALLING OFF.

233. FIX YOUR TUTU.

234. WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY

235. TITS?

236. IT AIN'T THE SCHOOL FOR DRAG.

237. LET'S FACE IT, SHE JUST TOOK

238. A BUNCH OF POM-POM AND SHE JUST

239. THREW IT ON TOP.

240. IT JUST LOOKS HORRIBLE.

241. IT LOOKS HORRIBLE.

242. BEYONCE DON'T BE SEWING HER

243. SHIT.

244. HELLO, JIGGLY CALIENTE.

245. MAY I CALL YOU JIGGLY?

246. OF COURSE, DARLING.

247. EVERYBODY DOES.

248. NOW—NOW LISTEN.

249. NOW, YOUR STRUGGLES WITH SEWING

250. AND DESIGN BROUGHT YOU DOWN.

251. HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING ON THIS?

252. MY BROTHER GAVE ME A GIFT.

253. LIKE, AFTER HIS TAX RETURN CHECK

254. CAME, HE DECIDED—HE DECIDED

255. TO GET ME SEWING LESSONS.

256. SO IN A COUPLE WEEKS I'M GONNA

257. START MY SEWING CLASSES,

258. AND THEN I'M GONNA TURN IT

259. THE FUCK OUT.

260. ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP DIDA RITZ.

261. DIDA, DURING YOUR TIME ON

262. DRAG RACE, YOU HAD

263. A BREAKTHROUGH WITH YOUR FAMILY.

264. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

265. SURPRISE, DIDA.

266. IT'S YOUR MOM.

267. THAT'S MY MOMMY.

268. SAY HI, DAD.

269. HI.

270. WE JUST WANTED TO LET YOU

271. KNOW HOW MUCH WE LOVE YOU AND

272. WE MISS YOU.

273. AND WE'RE REALLY PROUD OF YOU

274. FOR PURSUING YOUR DREAMS.

275. LOVE YOU!

276. SEE YOU SOON.

277. BYE-BYE.

278. SO, DIDA, WHAT'S HAPPENED

279. SINCE THE SHOW?

280. SINCE THE SHOW, YOU KNOW,

281. BEFORE MY PARENTS NEVER SAW ME

282. IN DRAG, THEY'D NEVER BEEN

283. TO A SHOW, AND NOW THEY WATCH

284. THE SHOW.

285. MY FAMILY IS, LIKE, THE BIGGEST

286. FANS.

287. MY MOM CALLS ME SO MUCH,

288. AND SHE'S ALWAYS TELLING ME HOW

289. MY GRANDPARENTS WATCH THE SHOW

290. EVERY TIME IT COMES ON RERUNS.

291. AND MY MOM'S ACTUALLY HERE.

292. IS SHE HERE?

293. YOUR MOTHER'S HERE?

294. OH, THERE—

295. MAY I CALL YOU MAMA RITZ?

296. YES, YOU MAY.

297. NOW, IN THE CLIP WE HEARD

298. YOUR HUSBAND IN THE BACKGROUND.

299. WHAT DOES HE THINK ABOUT DIDA

300. ON TELEVISION IN DRAG?

301. HE'S PROUD OF HIM.

302. REALLY?

303. MM-HMM, AND HE LOVES HIM.

304. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO GET

305. THIS ACCEPTANCE FROM YOUR

306. FATHER AND YOUR MOTHER?

307. IT FEELS AMAZING.

308. YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME I'VE SEEN

309. YOU I'VE SAID THANK YOU

310. A MILLION TIMES BECAUSE YOU'RE

311. BRINGING HAPPY HOMES TOGETHER

312. AND ESPECIALLY RELIGIOUS HOMES

313. TOGETHER.

314. SO I GUESS FOR ME IT'S

315. A BLESSING, AND IT'S SOMETHING

316. I FEEL VERY HAPPY TO HAVE

317. BECAUSE I KNOW THAT THERE ARE

318. PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO DON'T

319. HAVE THAT, YOU KNOW?

320. MY MOM'S SITTING HERE RIGHT NOW,

321. SO...

322. YEAH, YEAH.

323. YOUR PARENTS ARE PROUD OF YOU,

324. AND SO AM I.

325. AND LIKE I ALWAYS SAY,

326. BRINGING FAMILIES TOGETHER.

327. IT'S TRUE.

328. UP NEXT, LITTLE KENYA MICHAELS.

329. SHE HAD THE LOOKS, THE MOVES,

330. BUT WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE

331. TALKING ABOUT?

332. I MEAN, LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

333. THIS IS A CHALLENGE THAT

334. YOU CAN GO AND KICK ASS,

335. BECAUSE GO, GIRL, SMOKE THAT.

336. THAT'S MY TIME, YOU KNOW?

337. AND IT'S MORE EASY FOR YOU THAN

338. FOR ME THAT I DON'T SPEAK MORE

339. ENGLISH.

340. IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT I SAY.

341. THAT'S ALL.

342. I UNDERSTOOD ABOUT FOUR WORDS

343. OF THAT.

344. WHOO!

345. HELLO, LITTLE KENYA.

346. HELLO.

347. NOW, MY DEAR, SOMETIMES IT WAS

348. DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND...

349. I KNOW.

350. BUT TONIGHT WE DON'T WANT

351. TO MISS A THING.

352. SO WE'VE INVITED AN EXTRA

353. SPECIAL TRANSLATOR.

354. PLEASE WELCOME OUR BIGGEST

355. DRAG PROFESSOR, CHARO.

356. HOLA.

357. HOLA.

358. HELLO, CHARO.

359. NOW, CHARO, I NEED YOU TO ASK

360. KENYA IF SHE WAS SURPRISED THAT

361. WE BROUGHT HER BACK TO THE SHOW.

362. RIGHT.

363. JODERA...

364. I'M SO EXCITED, GIRL.

365. BABY, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAY,

366. IT'S WHAT YOU DO.

367. RIGHT, I KINDA UNDERSTOOD

368. THE LAST PART, BUT COULD YOU—

369. COULD YOU TRANSLATE THE FIRST

370. PART OF THAT, CHARO?

371. WHAT'D SHE SAY?

372. RUPAUL, I'M VERY CONFUSED.

373. I CANNOT UNDERSTAND A WORD

374. THAT BITCH SAY.

375. WELL, KENYA, YOU ARE A FIERCE

376. QUEEN IN ANY LANGUAGE.

377. AND, PROFESSOR CHARO, SO ARE

378. YOU.

379. KENYA, DO YOU CUCHI-CUCHI?

380. NO, CAN YOU SHOW ME, PLEASE?

381. ACTUALLY, LET'S EVERYBODY

382. CUCHI-CUCHI OUT TO COMMERCIAL.

383. COMING UP, WHO DID YOU CHOOSE

384. AS MISS CONGENIALITY?

385. PLUS THE TOP THREE RETURN AS

386. RUPAUL PREPARES TO CROWN

387. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

388. WELCOME BACK TO RUPAUL'S DRAG

389. REUNITED.

390. NOW, BEFORE WE CROWN AMERICA'S

391. NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR, THERE'S

392. AN IMPORTANT PIECE OF BUSINESS

393. THAT WE NEED TO ATTEND TO.

394. THIS SEASON, FOR THE FIRST TIME

395. IN DRAG RACE HISTORY A QUEEN

396. WAS DISQUALIFIED FROM

397. THE COMPETITION.

398. NOW, RUMORS HAVE BEEN FLYING,

399. BUT THERE'S ONE THING FOR

400. CERTAIN.

401. THERE'S NEVER BEEN A MORE

402. CONTROVERSIAL QUEEN.

403. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

404. WILLAM, IT HAS COME TO MY

405. ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE BROKEN

406. THE RULES.

407. WILLAM, I HAVE TO ASK YOU TO

408. LEAVE THE COMPETITION

409. IMMEDIATELY.

410. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

411. TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT ABOUT

412. WILLAM...

413. YOU'LL HAVE TO TUNE INTO

414. THIS SEASON'S PREMIERE OF

415. RUPAUL'S DRAG U, COMING THIS

416. SUMMER ON LOGO.

417. JUST KIDDING.

418. J.K., MISS THING.

419. PLEASE WELCOME BACK WILLAM.

420. NOW, WILLAM, I WANT THE ANSWER

421. TO THE QUESTION EVERYONE IS

422. DYING TO KNOW.

423. AUDIENCE, LET'S SAY IT TOGETHER.

424. WHAT DID WILLAM DO?

425. WHAT DID WILLAM DO?

426. WHAT DID WILLAM DO?

427. WHAT DIDN'T I DO?

428. NO, SERIOUSLY, I WANT YOU

429. TO TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND BREAK

430. IT DOWN FOR ME, OKAY?

431. WHEN YOU GO AWAY TO

432. DRAG RACE, YOU CAN'T TELL

433. ANYBODY.

434. IT'S TOP SECRET.

435. AND I TOLD MY HUSBAND I WAS

436. DOING A NON-UNION HORROR MOVIE

437. IN EUROPE, WHICH I'VE DONE

438. BEFORE AND THEY SUCK, SO DON'T

439. WATCH THEM.

440. AND HE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.

441. HE'S LIKE, "WHY YOU GOTTA TAKE

442. ALL THIS DRAG?"

443. SO I LIED, AND HE FOLLOWED ME

444. TO THE HOTEL.

445. AND THEN THE FIRST NIGHT HE

446. KNOCKED ON MY DOOR, AND IT WAS

447. A DELIVERY.

448. SO IN OTHER WORDS, YOU WERE

449. RECEIVING CONJUGAL VISITS FROM

450. YOUR HUSBAND, AND UNFORTUNATELY

451. THAT WAS A VIOLATION OF

452. THE RULES.

453. VISITING MAKES IT SOUND LIKE

454. WE WERE VISITING.

455. THERE WASN'T NO TALKING.

456. BUT THEY WERE VERY LONG

457. VISITS.

458. HE'S 6'6".

459. OH, YES, YES.

460. LISTEN, I WAS DISAPPOINTED TO

461. SEE YOU GO AND SO WERE YOUR

462. FANS.

463. THANK YOU.

464. I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT

465. I REALLY, REALLY BELIEVE IN YOU.

466. AND ACTUALLY I THOUGHT YOU HAD

467. A CHANCE TO GO ALL THE WAY.

468. DO YOU HAVE ANY REGRETS?

469. UM...

470. I WAS GONNA BE FLIPPANT, BUT

471. AFTER HEARING YOU SAY THAT,

472. UM... I REGRET THAT...

473. I MAYBE—

474. I SHOULD WIN NEXT TIME.

475. WELL, WILLAM, I HAVE ONE LAST

476. QUESTION TO ASK.

477. SURE.

478. AND THIS IS A SERIOUS

479. QUESTION.

480. ALL RIGHT.

481. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO PLUG?

482. I HAVE MY NEW SINGLE,

483. THE WDWD DOOT-DOOT TROUBLE MIX

484. ON ITUNES.

485. AND HERE'S A LITTLE STICKER.

486. OH, GREAT, THANK YOU.

487. YEAH, AND THEY'RE SCENTED

488. TOO.

489. THEY SMELL LIKE A STICKER.

490. OH, YEAH, THEY DO.

491. YEAH, YEAH.

492. WILLAM, I EXPECT GREAT THINGS

493. FROM YOU IN THE FUTURE, SO KEEP

494. BREAKING THE RULES, MAMA.

495. JUST DON'T BREAK MY RULES, OKAY?

496. NO, YOUR SHOW, YOUR RULES.

497. THAT'S RIGHT.

498. THIS NEXT QUEEN WON OUR HEARTS

499. AND MADE US CRY AND REDEFINED

500. THE MEANING OF THE WORD "BITCH,"

501. BEING IN TOTAL CONTROL OF

502. HERSELF.

503. I'M TALKING ABOUT LATRICE

504. MOTHERFUCKING ROYALE.

505. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

506. YOU HAVE CHANGED MY LIFE

507. FOREVER.

508. YOU HAVE CHANGED THE WORLD

509. OF DRAG FOREVER.

510. THANK YOU FOR SEEING SOMETHING

511. SPECIAL IN ME.

512. THANK YOU.

513. NOW, I WANNA ASK YOU, LATRICE,

514. HOW HAS RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE

515. CHANGED YOUR LIFE?

516. I AM NOT THE SAME.

517. I MEAN, THE OVERWHELMING

518. RESPONSE THAT I'M GETTING,

519. THE OUTPOUR OF LOVE THAT I'M

520. GETTING, I NEVER EXPECTED

521. TO GET ALL THIS.

522. I MEAN, REALLY.

523. BUT I TRULY AM HUMBLED BY IT.

524. I THANK YOU SO MUCH.

525. I DEFINITELY FEEL THAT, UM,

526. I'M INSPIRED TO KEEP ON KEEPING

527. ON BECAUSE DOING ME WORKS.

528. NOW, YOU WERE VERY OPEN ABOUT

529. YOUR PRISON BACKGROUND.

530. DO YOU REGRET LETTING THE WORLD

531. KNOW ABOUT THAT?

532. NO, THAT WAS THE MOST

533. LIBERATING THING THAT I EVER

534. COULDA DONE.

535. I WANT PEOPLE TO REALIZE THAT

536. IT'S OKAY TO MAKE MISTAKES.

537. IT'S OKAY TO FALL DOWN.

538. GET UP, LOOK SICKENING, AND MAKE

539. THEM EAT IT.

540. I HEAR THAT YOU BROUGHT

541. A LETTER FROM A FAN.

542. I DID.

543. I DID IT JUST SO—

544. IF IT'S NOT ALL WET.

545. OH.

546. MOIST.

547. EW, DEAR.

548. DELICIOUS.

549. OH, OKAY.

550. SAYS, "HI, LATRICE.

551. I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU WHAT

552. A ROLE MODEL YOU HAVE BEEN FOR

553. MY TEN-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER

554. KATHERINE.

555. WE GET IN BED EVERY MONDAY NIGHT

556. TOGETHER AND WATCH THE DRAG

557. RACE.

558. SHE'S BEEN DEALING WITH SOME

559. BULLYING ISSUES, BUT LATELY

560. SHE'S BEEN CHANNELING HER INNER

561. LATRICE AND SHOWING THOSE

562. BITCHES THE DOOR."

563. "WHEN I DROP HER OFF AT SCHOOL

564. IN THE MORNING, I TELL HER,

565. 'YOU BE FIERCE, MAMA.'

566. MUCH LOVE.

567. ROCK ON.

568. GINA FROM FLORIDA."

569. THAT IS LOVELY.

570. I LOVE IT.

571. WELL, OF COURSE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN

572. THE LAST OF LATRICE.

573. I'M VERY EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE

574. THAT SHE'S JOINING THE FACULTY

575. OF DRAG U THIS SUMMER RIGHT HERE

576. ON LOGO TV AND LOGOTV.COM.

577. GIVE IT UP FOR LATRICE

578. MOTHERFUCKING ROYALE.

579. THE SHADE, THE SHADE OF IT ALL.

580. THE SHADE, THE SHADE, THE SHADE.

581. HA, IT'S FABULOUS.

582. GORGEOUS.

583. COMING UP, WHO DID YOU CHOOSE

584. AS MISS CONGENIALITY?

585. PLUS, THE TOP THREE RETURN AS

586. RUPAUL PREPARES TO CROWN

587. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR

588. REUNITED CONTINUES.

589. WELCOME BACK TO RUPAUL'S DRAG

590. REUNITED.

591. LAST WEEK, OUR TOP THREE QUEENS

592. WERE LIP SYNCING FOR THEIR LIVES

593. TO MY SINGLE GLAMAZON,

594. AVAILABLE ON ITUNES AND AMAZON.

595. TONIGHT THEY'RE DYING TO FIND

596. OUT WHO WILL BE CROWNED

597. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

598. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE STAGE

599. THE TOP THREE.

600. MY GIRLS, MY GIRLS.

601. CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT?

602. OH, IT'S INCREDIBLE.

603. FABULOUS.

604. IT'S "PHIERCE" WITH A "P-H".

605. YES.

606. SHARON, PHI PHI, FOR MOST

607. OF THE SEASON THE TWO OF YOU

608. HATED EACH OTHER.

609. WHY?

610. WELL, WHO FIRST?

611. IT'S REALLY HARD FOR ME TO

612. HATE SOMEONE, AND IT'S REALLY

613. EASY FOR ME JUST TO GET ALONG

614. WITH ANYONE WHEN I CAN JUST FIND

615. A REDEEMING QUALITY.

616. UNFORTUNATELY, IT WAS REALLY

617. HARD FOR ME TO FIND A REDEEMING

618. QUALITY.

619. I MEAN, THAT'S—

620. AND PHI PHI, UH, WHY DID YOU

621. HATE SHARON SO MUCH?

622. I DID FEEL THAT A LOT OF

623. TIMES INSTEAD OF TALKING TO ME

624. AS A PERSON, SHE WAS TALKING

625. DOWN TO ME OR AT ME, AND I DON'T

626. TAKE THAT VERY WELL.

627. BUT, I MEAN, I LOVE HER AND

628. I RESPECT WHAT SHE DOES AND—

629. BULLSHIT.

630. NOW, CHAD, YOU DEFENDED

631. PHI PHI FOR MOST OF THE SEASON.

632. I DID.

633. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HER

634. NOW?

635. AS I WATCHED THE SEASON FROM

636. HOME, I REALIZED THAT THERE WERE

637. TIMES WHEN I WASN'T AROUND THAT

638. PHI PHI REALLY LET HER ASS HANG

639. OUT, AND, UM, A LOT HAPPENED

640. WHEN WAS WASN'T THERE.

641. AND I LITERALLY FELT LIKE I WAS

642. WALKING AROUND IN A CLOUD.

643. SPECIFICALLY SETTING UP JIGGLY

644. TO FAIL.

645. UM, WELL, TRYING TO SET UP

646. WILLAM TO GO HOME BY HAVING

647. LATRICE THROW THE CONTEST.

648. AND THEN THE THING THAT JUST

649. LEFT ME REALLY UNSETTLED,

650. PHI PHI, IN THE GOLD BAR WHEN

651. YOU CAME FOR WILLAM IT WASN'T

652. AN ATTACK ON HIS TALENT,

653. AND IT WASN'T AN ATTACK ON WHAT

654. HE WAS DOING AT THE SHOW.

655. IT WAS A PERSONAL ATTACK.

656. AND I JUST—I JUST FELT AS

657. THOUGH YOU COULD HAVE BEHAVED

658. A LITTLE BIT BETTER.

659. BUT THAT'S MY OPINION, BABY.

660. AND I COMPLETE—I COMPLETELY

661. UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU'RE COMING

662. FROM, AND I DO—I WATCH THE SHOW

663. NOW AND I SEE THAT—WATCHING,

664. I'M LIKE, OH, I'M INSANE.

665. AND, UM, I JUST FELT SOMETIMES

666. THAT YOU GUYS WERE ATTACKING ME,

667. AND SO MAYBE THAT WAS MY DEFENSE

668. MECHANISM.

669. I WANNA HEAR FROM SOME OF THE

670. OTHER QUEENS.

671. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO

672. ANY OF OUR TOP THREE QUEENS?

673. JIGGLY?

674. THIS HURTS A LOT.

675. PHI PHI, ME AND YOU, WE SUPPOSED

676. TO BE ROAD DOGS.

677. WE SUPPOSED TO BE SISTERS.

678. YOU CAME TO MY CRIB.

679. YOU CHILLED WITH ME.

680. AND FOR ME TO SEE THAT LIKE THAT

681. AT—DAMN, GIRL, I SWEAR TO GOD.

682. OOH, I JUST FELT BETRAYED.

683. AND YOU ALWAYS WERE LIKE,

684. "YOU CAN LEAN ON ME AND YOU

685. CAN LEAN ON ME," AND THEN THAT.

686. I FELT LIKE A SUCKER.

687. AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR

688. SISTER?

689. THAT SHIT AIN'T COOL WITH ME.

690. YOU KNOW, I COMPLETELY

691. APOLOGIZE IF THAT HURT YOU

692. IN ANY WAY, BUT WHEN I SIGNED

693. ON TO THIS SHOW—AND PEOPLE

694. MIGHT NOT AGREE TO IT—I SIGNED

695. IN TO WIN $100,000 AND A CROWN.

696. HONESTLY, LIKE, I THINK—

697. I'M AN EGOMANIAC.

698. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.

699. BUT, LIKE, SHE SHOULD BE STUDIED

700. DOWN THERE.

701. I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

702. IT'S ALMOST SOCIOPATHIC THE WAY

703. SHE'LL TELL PEOPLE, UM,

704. "IT WAS JUST A CHARACTER,

705. I WAS JUST PLAYING IT UP."

706. AND THEN SHE'LL SIGN AUTOGRAPHS,

707. "FUCK WILLAM,

708. FUCK SHARON."

709. IT'S NOT COOL.

710. AND I UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S

711. A GAME.

712. I NEVER RETALIATED ON THE SHOW

713. BECAUSE I DIDN'T CARE AND

714. INDIFFERENCE IS WORSE THAN HATE.

715. AND I'M NOT GONNA "RUPAULOGIZE"

716. FOR ANYTHING THAT I'M DOING NOW.

717. OH, BITCH.

718. OH, BITCH.

719. CONSIDER THAT WORD STOLEN,

720. HONEY.

721. MY NEW ALBUM WILL BE CALLED

722. "RUPAULOGIZE" ON ITUNES.

723. ALL RIGHT, LADIES, IT'S TIME

724. TO FIND OUT WHICH ONE OF YOU

725. BITCHES WILL BE NAMED

726. MISS CONGENIALITY.

727. OH, PIT CREW.

728. THE FANS HAVE SPOKEN.

729. AND THIS YEAR'S

730. MISS CONGENIALITY IS...

731. LATRICE ROYALE.

732. CONDRAGULATIONS, LATRICE.

733. YOU'VE WON A ROUND TRIP FIRST

734. CLASS FLIGHT AND LEGENDARY

735. HOTEL ACCOMMODATIONS ANYWHERE

736. IN THE U.S.A. COURTESY OF

737. ORBITZ.COM.

738. COMING UP, ARE YOU TEAM CHAD,

739. TEAM SHARON, OR TEAM PHI PHI?

740. THE CROWNING OF AMERICA'S NEXT

741. DRAG SUPERSTAR IS JUST MOMENTS

742. REUNITED RETURNS.

743. WELCOME BACK TO RUPAUL'S DRAG

744. REUNITED.

745. MY GIRLS, CHAD MICHAELS, SHARON

746. NEEDLES, AND PHI PHI O'HARA,

747. IN A MOMENT ONE OF YOU WILL

748. BE CROWNED AMERICA'S NEXT

749. DRAG SUPERSTAR.

750. FIRST UP, CHAD MICHAELS.

751. NOW, YOU'VE IMPRESSED EVERYONE

752. WITH YOUR GRACE AND

753. PROFESSIONALISM.

754. CHAD, I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU'RE

755. FEELING RIGHT NOW.

756. THIS HAS MEANT A LOT TO ME,

757. AND JUST TO BE HERE WITH THIS

758. INCREDIBLE GROUP OF FRIENDS

759. AND WITH YOU, RU, I'M

760. GALVANIZED, I'M FOCUSED,

761. AND I'M READY TO TAKE HOME

762. THE CROWN TONIGHT.

763. NOW, DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE

764. SPECIAL HERE TONIGHT ROOTING

765. FOR YOU?

766. YOU KNOW I DO.

767. I HAVE MY PARTNER ADAM MAGEE.

768. HE'S RIGHT OVER HERE.

769. HI.

770. SO, ADAM.

771. YES?

772. NOW, YOU DESIGN OUT—

773. DID YOU DESIGN THIS OUTFIT?

774. FROM HEAD TO TOE, SWEETHEART.

775. REALLY?

776. GORGEOUS.

777. I'LL HAVE ONE IN EVERY COLOR.

778. WHAT WOULD IT MEAN FOR YOU TO

779. BECOME AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

780. SUPERSTAR?

781. IT WOULD BE A PERSONAL TEST

782. THAT I PUT ON MYSELF THAT

783. I PASSED.

784. IT WOULD BE SHOWING ME WHAT

785. I'M MADE OF.

786. IT WOULD BE JUSTIFYING ALL

787. THE SUPPORT THAT I HAVE HAD

788. OVER THE LAST 20 YEARS OF—

789. BASICALLY I GET TO PLAY DRESS UP

790. FOR A LIVING AND WALK AROUND

791. THE STAGE AND MOVE MY LIPS.

792. I THINK LASTLY, RU, FOR ME AND

793. FOR SO MANY ENTERTAINERS ACROSS

794. THE COUNTRY IT WOULD BE MY HONOR

795. AND MY PRIVILEGE TO REPRESENT

796. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE AND TO WORK

797. FOR YOU, MAMA.

798. CHAD MICHAELS, I WANT TO

799. THANK YOU FOR ELEVATING THIS

800. BEAUTIFUL RACE TO THE HIGHEST.

801. YOU ARE A CLASS ACT.

802. THANK YOU, RU.

803. THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

804. ALL RIGHT, UP NEXT,

805. SHARON NEEDLES.

806. NOW, SHARON, YOU'VE BECOME

807. QUITE THE CULT FIGURE.

808. HOW DOES IT FEEL?

809. IT'S HUMBLING BECAUSE, YOU

810. KNOW, I CAME HERE, YOU KNOW,

811. TO SHOW, YOU KNOW, THE

812. UNDERBELLY AND THE UNDERGROUND

813. OUTSIDER ART SIDE OF DRAG

814. AND TRY AND GET $100,000 DOING

815. IT, AND NOW IT'S BECOME

816. A FULL-TIME JOB AND

817. A RESPONSIBILITY TO SO MANY

818. YOUNG PEOPLE.

819. I GET HUNDREDS OF LETTERS

820. A WEEK.

821. I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD TOUCH

822. PEOPLE LIKE THAT.

823. NOW, YOU HAVE SOME SPECIAL

824. PEOPLE HERE TONIGHT TO CHEER

825. YOU ON.

826. I DO.

827. I HAVE MY GIRLFRIEND WITH

828. A PENIS, ALASKA.

829. AND I ALSO HAVE MY MOMMY

830. DEAREST, JOAN CRAW—OR EXCUSE

831. ME, JOAN COADY RIGHT THERE.

832. WAS HE A SPOOKY CHILD?

833. WELL, HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A FAN

834. OF HORROR MOVIES AND HALLOWEEN

835. IN GENERAL.

836. IN OUR HOUSE, HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

837. DIDN'T COME OUT OF A BOX.

838. AND THE LAST UNSPOOKY COSTUME

839. I REMEMBER WAS THE SCARECROW

840. FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ.

841. SO FROM THEN ON IT'S JUST BEEN

842. ZOMBIES AND BLOODY THINGS.

843. WHAT WOULD IT MEAN FOR YOU TO

844. BE AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

845. SUPERSTAR?

846. WELL, FIRST IT WOULD BE SUCH

847. A GREAT HONOR.

848. BEING THE HOLDER OF THE CROWN

849. WOULD SHOW THAT YOU DON'T HAVE

850. TO FIT A CERTAIN MOLD TO MAKE

851. IT IN ANY INDUSTRY OR IN ANY

852. DESIRE THAT YOU WANT.

853. AND FOR ANY GAY KID OUT THERE

854. OR JUST WEIRD KID THAT GETS

855. PICKED ON, JUST KNOW, YOU KNOW,

856. WHEN IN DOUBT, FREAK THEM OUT.

857. DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU

858. WANNA DO, AND—

859. AND IF ANYONE EVER BOOS YOU

860. OFFSTAGE, THAT IS SIMPLY

861. APPLAUSE FROM GHOSTS.

862. YOU REMEMBER THAT.

863. I LOVE IT.

864. UP NEXT, PHI PHI O'HARA.

865. NO ONE HAS BEEN IN IT TO WIN IT

866. MORE THAN YOU HAVE, AND THAT

867. DRIVE HAS PROPELLED YOU INTO

868. THE TOP THREE.

869. NOW, WHAT'S THE BEST THING TO

870. COME OUT OF THE EXPERIENCE?

871. AS MANY HATERS AS I HAVE,

872. I WOULD DEFINITELY HAVE TO SAY

873. THAT THE FANS, THE FANS THAT

874. I DO HAVE, BECAUSE, GRANTED

875. I CAME IN HERE TO WIN THE

876. $100,000, A CROWN, TITLE OF

877. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR,

878. BUT I WANTED TO BE THE BACKBONE

879. AND STRENGTH FOR A LOT OF THOSE

880. KIDS THAT HAD TO GO THROUGH,

881. LIKE, A CHILD ABUSE PAST AND

882. STUFF LIKE THAT AND JUST HAVE

883. THAT PERSON THAT THEY COULD LOOK

884. UP TO THAT I DIDN'T HAVE AS

885. A CHILD.

886. RIGHT, NOW YOU'VE BEEN VERY

887. HONEST ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP

888. WITH YOUR FATHER.

889. AND HAVE THINGS IMPROVED SINCE

890. THE SHOW AIRED?

891. NO.

892. DOES HE KNOW YOU'VE DONE THE

893. SHOW?

894. YEAH.

895. UM...

896. I KNOW HE WATCHES IT, AND, UM,

897. AND I KNOW HE DOESN'T LIKE IT.

898. BUT I LOVE ME.

899. AND, UM—

900. IF I CAN SHOW ANY KIDS OUT THERE

901. TO BE STRONG AND, UM, LIVE LIFE

902. FOR YOURSELF AND JUST BE HAPPY,

903. MAKE SURE THAT AT THE END OF

904. THE DAY WHEN YOU GO TO BED,

905. AS LONG AS YOU LOVE YOURSELF

906. AND YOU'RE PROUD OF EVERYTHING

907. THAT YOU DID, FUCK WHAT

908. EVERYBODY ELSE SAYS.

909. SO, PHI PHI, WHO'S HERE

910. ROOTING FOR YOU TONIGHT?

911. THE PERSON I LOOK UP TO

912. THE MOST, UM, MY BEAUTIFUL

913. MOTHER.

914. AND WHAT'S YOUR MOM'S NAME?

915. THAT'S RHONDA.

916. HI, RHONDA.

917. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF PHI PHI?

918. I THINK HE'S BEAUTIFUL.

919. I JUST THINK THAT THE JUDGES

920. MADE A CALL RIGHT WHEN THEY SAID

921. HE MAY OF WORE A LITTLE BIT

922. TOO MUCH MAKEUP.

923. SHUT UP.

924. BUT HE TONED IT DOWN,

925. AND HE LOOKS GREAT.

926. HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME.

927. PHI PHI, WHAT WOULD IT MEAN

928. TO YOU TO BE CROWNED AMERICA'S

929. NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR?

930. MONEY IN THE BANK.

931. AND, UM, LIKE I SAID, A VOICE.

932. I JUST WANT TO SHOW PEOPLE THAT

933. YOU CAN FIGHT FOR ANYTHING THAT

934. YOU WANT, AND NEVER LET ANYBODY

935. STOP YOU BECAUSE IF YOU WANT IT,

936. YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN.

937. THANK YOU, PHI PHI.

938. AND I JUST WANT TO SAY, WATCHING

939. YOU IN THIS COMPETITION GROW

940. AND BE SUCH A FIGHTER HAS JUST

941. REALLY BEEN AMAZING.

942. AND NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY SAYS,

943. YOU ARE FANTASTIC, AND YOU

944. DESERVE TO BE IN THIS RACE,

945. OKAY?

946. LET'S GIVE A BIG ROUND OF

947. APPLAUSE FOR OUR TOP THREE.

948. DON'T GO ANYWHERE, HUNTY.

949. WE ARE JUST MOMENTS AWAY FROM

950. RUPAUL CROWNING AMERICA'S

951. NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR WHEN

952. REUNITED

953. RETURNS.

954. WELCOME BACK TO RUPAUL'S DRAG

955. REUNITED.

956. CHAD MICHAELS, SHARON NEEDLES,

957. AND PHI PHI O'HARA, ONE OF YOU

958. IS JUST MOMENTS AWAY FROM BEING

959. CROWNED AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

960. SUPERSTAR.

961. BEFORE I ANNOUNCE THE WINNER,

962. I'D LIKE TO HEAR FROM OUR JUDGES

963. ONE LAST TIME.

964. MICHELLE VISAGE, WHAT DO YOU

965. THINK?

966. I CAN TELL YOU FROM THE

967. BOTTOM OF MY HEART ANY ONE

968. OF THESE QUEENS WILL REPRESENT

969. YOU AND YOUR SHOW FLAWLESSLY.

970. THANK YOU.

971. ALL RIGHT, SANTINO AND BILLY B,

972. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

973. WE HAVE JUST ONE MORE THING

974. TO DAY.

975. GOOD LUCK AND DON'T

976. FUCK IT UP.

977. THANK YOU, JUDGES.

978. I WANT YOU TO KNOW FROM THE

979. BOTTOM OF MY HEART YOU ARE

980. THE AIR BENEATH MY FOOT.

981. NOW, BEING AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

982. SUPERSTAR ROCKS.

983. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

984. THE WINNER OF RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE

985. WILL RECEIVE A LIFETIME SUPPLY

986. OF NYX COSMETICS,

987. A ONE-OF-A-KIND TRIP COURTESY

988. OF ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL,

989. HEADLINE LOGO'S DRAG RACE TOUR

990. FEATURING ABSOLUT VODKA,

991. COCKTAILS PERFECTED,

992. A CUSTOM CROWN DESIGNED BY

993. MARIANNA HARUTUNIAN,

994. AND A CASH PRIZE OF $100,000.

995. THE TIME HAS COME TO CROWN

996. OUR QUEEN.

997. CHAD MICHAELS...

998. SHARON NEEDLES...

999. PHI PHI O'HARA...

1000. AS ALWAYS, I HAVE CONSULTED WITH

1001. THE JUDGES, AND FOR THE FIRST

1002. TIME EVER I'VE CONSULTED WITH

1003. YOU, THE FANS, BUT THE FINAL

1004. DECISION IS MINE TO MAKE.

1005. THE WINNER OF

1006. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE...

1007. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR...

1008. IS...

1009. SHARON NEEDLES.

1010. LOVE YOU.

1011. THANK YOU, THAT'S SO SWEET.

1012. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

1013. HERE YOU ARE, DARLING.

1014. CAN I HOLD THE TRAIN?

1015. I LOVE YOU, RU.

1016. MY QUEEN.

1017. SHARON, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D

1018. LIKE TO SAY?

1019. HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYBODY.

1020. LISTEN, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE

1021. YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL YOU

1022. GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1023. CAN I GET AN "AMEN" UP IN HERE?

1024. AMEN!

1025. ALL RIGHT, LET THE MUSIC

1026. PLAY.