RuPaul's Drag Race 4x13

1. PREVIOUSLY ON RUPAUL'S DRAG

2. RACE...

3. MY TOP THREE, THE BEST OF

4. THE BEST.

5. MORNING, BITCHES.

6. CHAD MICHAELS,

7. LADY CHADDERLY.

8. YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?

9. WE GOT PLENTY FOR YOU TOO!

10. SHE'S SERVING THE DEADLIEST

11. CATCH.

12. SNAPPER.

13. I LOVE THE PEEK-A-BOOS.

14. THEY'RE SAYIN' HI.

15. WE GOTTA GET BACK TO THE

16. SPRINKLER.

17. WE GOTTA GET BACK TO THE RUNNING

18. MAN.

19. EXCUSE MY BEAUTY.

20. I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY BOOK ME

21. ON THESE CHICKEN SHIT GIGS.

22. I'M A FUCKING OSCAR-WINNER.

23. SHARON NEEDLES.

24. THIS IS MY KINDA GHOUL.

25. I MIGHT NOT BE THE BIGGEST

26. STAR HERE, BUT I GOT THE BIGGEST

27. KNOCKERS, OKAY?

28. HA HA HA HA HA!

29. TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER.

30. YES, JUST A LITTLE PRICK IN

31. THE MOUTH.

32. OH, YOU NASTY BITCH.

33. I'M THE FUCKING FUTURE OF

34. DRAG!

35. WHY? BECAUSE I'M SICKENING!

36. BITCH!

37. I'M SHARON NEEDLES, SHARING

38. RESPONSIBILITY.

39. WELL, HELLO, HELLO.

40. PHI PHI O'HARA, SURVIVOR OF

41. THE RUPOCALYPSE.

42. VA-VA-VOOM.

43. HER LEGS ARE LIKE

44. PEANUT BUTTER—EASY TO SPREAD.

45. YOU'RE ME.

46. THAT'S WHAT I WAS CHANNELING.

47. I LOVED IT.

48. NOW I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO

49. REALLY BEAT A MUG, BITCH!

50. WELL, POO-POO-PI-DOO!

51. PHI PHI'S THE SHIT.

52. HAVE THREE WORDS FOR YOU—

53. FAB-U-LOUS.

54. THANK YOU.

55. AND TONIGHT, THE WINNER OF

56. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE, AMERICA'S

57. NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR, IS...

58. THE WINNER OF RUPAUL'S DRAG

59. RACE WILL RECEIVE A LIFETIME

60. SUPPLY OF NYX COSMETICS.

61. A ONE-OF-A-KIND TRIP, COURTESY

62. OF ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL.

63. HEADLINE LOGO'S DRAG RACE TOUR

64. FEATURING ABSOLUT VODKA—

65. COCKTAILS PERFECTED.

66. A CUSTOM CROWN DESIGNED BY

67. MARIANNA HARUTUNIAN.

68. AND A CASH PRIZE OF $100,000.

69. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN!

70. I AM ONE OF THREE.

71. I AM TWO OF THREE.

72. I AM THREE OF THREE.

73. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

74. THIS IS THE TOP THREE, AND I

75. FEEL REALLY, REALLY GOOD THAT

76. I'M FINALLY HERE.

77. I'M SO EXCITED.

78. WE BOW TO YOU, FIERCENESS

79. DIVA.

80. OHH!

81. YOU ARE OUR EBONY GODDESS.

82. AND WE WILL SEE YOU AGAIN SOON.

83. BYE, SISTER.

84. OUR SISTER LATRICE HAD A LOT

85. OF SPIRIT.

86. AND I'LL MISS HER.

87. THIS IS ACTUALLY WHO I

88. THOUGHT WOULD MAKE THE TOP

89. THREE.

90. WELL, I'LL BE HONEST, I'M

91. SHOCKED THAT I'M IN THE TOP

92. THREE.

93. I MEAN, I CAN'T EVEN WIN A

94. PAGEANT IN A BAR IN PITTSBURGH.

95. AND HERE I AM.

96. SO, YOU GUYS, THE RUNWAY WAS

97. PRETTY ROUGH LAST WEEK.

98. WHICH ONE OF THESE BITCHES

99. DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE IN

100. THE TOP THREE?

101. I WOULD SAY PHI PHI.

102. PHI PHI O'HARA.

103. BULLSHIT.

104. ARE YOU GUYS FEELING OKAY

105. ABOUT EVERYTHING, OR...

106. OH, I STILL HATE BOTH OF

107. Y'ALL.

108. THERE WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING.

109. WE BASICALLY CAN AGREE TO

110. DISAGREE.

111. WHEN IT BOILS DOWN TO IT,

112. WE LIKE EACH OTHER.

113. I LIKE YOU, PHI PHI.

114. NOW GO HOME.

115. OOH... GIRL!

116. YOU GOT SHE MAIL.

117. MY QUEENS, THE CHOSEN THREE,

118. YOU HAVE SURVIVED THE END OF THE

119. WORLD, BITCH FIGHTS, PREGNANT

120. DADDIES, AND BOATLOADS OF PROUD

121. SEAMEN.

122. DAMN!

123. BUT YOUR BIGGEST TEST IS YET TO

124. COME.

125. WHICH ONE OF MY GIRLS WILL TAKE

126. A GIANT STEP AND JOIN ME IN MY

127. ELITE SQUADRON OF FIGHTING

128. GLAMAZONS.

129. TODAY, RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

130. TOMORROW, THE WORLD.

131. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, LADIES.

132. HEY, RU.

133. WOW.

134. MY GIRLS.

135. NOW, YOUR RESILIENT CHARISMA,

136. UNIQUENESS, NERVE, AND TALENT

137. EARNED YOU YOUR PLACE IN THE TOP

138. THREE.

139. BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE

140. ULTIMATE TEST.

141. FOR YOUR FINAL CHALLENGE...

142. YOU'LL BE STARRING WITH ME

143. IN MY NEW MUSIC VIDEO, THE

144. FASHION ADVENTURE EXTRAVAGANZA,

145. GLAMAZON.

146. AH, IT'S SO EXCITING.

147. YOU'LL HAVE TO DANCE, ACT,

148. STYLE, AND LIP-SYNCH FOR YOUR

149. LIFE...

150. AS YOU WORK WITH DIRECTOR

151. MATHU ANDERSSEN AND

152. CHOREOGRAPHER CANDIS CAYNE.

153. ALL RIGHT!

154. AWESOME.

155. NOW, SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL

156. SAY IT AGAIN.

157. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.

158. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

159. HELLO, GIRLS.

160. CONGRATULATIONS.

161. THANK YOU.

162. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

163. MISS CANDIS CAYNE.

164. SHE'S A FAMOUS SUPERSTAR, AND IS

165. A FANTASTIC DANCER.

166. DO ANY OF YOU GUYS HAVE ANY

167. DANCE EXPERIENCE?

168. OKAY.

169. UM, A LITTLE.

170. A LITTLE. OKAY.

171. WELL, YOU KNOW, THIS IS YOUR

172. FINAL CHALLENGE.

173. SO IT IS SUPER IMPORTANT THAT

174. YOU GUYS BRING IT.

175. OKAY.

176. THE CONCEPT OF MY

177. CHOREOGRAPHY IS HIGH FASHION

178. DRAGZILLA PRIMAL GLAMOUR.

179. YOU TURN, TWO, THREE.

180. FOUR AND FIVE.

181. SIX, AND THEN YOU REPEAT THAT,

182. BUT GOING BACK.

183. ONE, TWO... SHARON, YOU WANNA GO

184. THIS WAY.

185. OKAY. YES, RIGHT.

186. SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT!

187. OKAY, STOP.

188. YOU'RE SPINNING TWICE.

189. OKAY.

190. SO YOU SHOULD ONLY SPIN ONCE

191. THERE.

192. GOT IT. SORRY.

193. CAN YOU TELL I'M SHAKING?

194. IT'S OKAY. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

195. SO WHY DON'T WE START ONE BY

196. ONE.

197. WE'LL START WITH YOU, PHI PHI.

198. OKAY.

199. ONE, TWO, THREE, AND FOUR.

200. FIVE, STOP, HIT, HIT.

201. PHI PHI, SHE'S GREAT, SHE HAS

202. THE STEPS, BUT SHE'S ALSO A

203. LITTLE CHA-CHA.

204. LET'S TRY YOU, CHAD.

205. ONE, TWO, THREE, AND FOUR.

206. FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.

207. IT'S A LITTLE TOO, UH, GIRLY.

208. LET'S TRY YOU.

209. ALL RIGHT.

210. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PRETTY.

211. MM-HMM.

212. THANK GOD. NO.

213. I'M TEASING.

214. I'M JOKING, I'M JOKING.

215. ONE, TWO, THREE, AND FOUR.

216. OKAY, LET ME JUST GO OVER IT

217. WITH YOU, SO JUST LOOK AT MY

218. FEET.

219. I'M MOST WORRIED ABOUT SHARON.

220. IF YOU DON'T GET THE STEPS DOWN,

221. YOU CAN'T PERFORM THE VIDEO.

222. AND THEN ON THIS LEG, YOU GO,

223. STEP, STEP, STEP.

224. STEP, STEP...

225. OH, GOODNESS.

226. IT'S JUST SO FAST.

227. I AM INTIMIDATED THAT THE OTHER

228. GIRLS ARE PICKING THIS UP A LOT

229. QUICKER THAN ME.

230. THIS IS JUST FAR TOO DIFFICULT.

231. I JUST WANT YOU GUYS TO DO

232. THE BEST YOU CAN DO, OKAY?

233. IT'S HARD.

234. LET'S BEAT THIS FACE, LADIES.

235. NOW IT'S TIME TO CHANGE INTO

236. OUR BEAUTIFUL MONSTER OUTFITS

237. FOR THE GLAMAZON VIDEO.

238. AND THIS REALLY IS GONNA BE

239. THE COOLEST VIDEO.

240. OUR LOOKS FOR THE MUSIC VIDEO

241. ARE KIND OF A MIXTURE BETWEEN

242. 1950S B-HORROR FILMS MEETS

243. AN ISSUE OF ITALIAN VOGUE.

244. WORK.

245. SEE, THAT'S THE SHOT.

246. IT IS TIME, LADIES AND

247. GENTLEMEN.

248. WE'RE GONNA START SERVING

249. GODZILLA REALNESS.

250. AND CUE.

251. AND CUT.

252. HONEY, HELP THAT GIRL.

253. SHARON NEEDS TO STAY ON HER

254. LINE.

255. HUH?

256. YOU'RE DRIFTING IN TO CHAD.

257. TRY YOUR BEST TO STAY STRAIGHT.

258. IF YOU DRIFT OUT OF IT, THE

259. SHOT'S KIND OF FUCKED FOR

260. EVERYONE.

261. ALL RIGHT.

262. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

263. FIVE, STOP, HIT, HIT.

264. POSE.

265. WAS I A LITTLE BETTER?

266. IT WAS ONLY ONE "WAH" AS

267. OPPOSED TO TWO "WAH."

268. IT'S JUST ONE SONG, SHARON.

269. IT NEEDS TO BE TOGETHER.

270. WE CANNOT DROP THE BALL ON

271. THIS.

272. ACTION.

273. WE'RE JUMPING SHIP.

274. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO IN THE

275. FRONT, SHE GOES IN THE BACK,

276. I CUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE.

277. SO IT'S THAT EASY.

278. I FEEL LIKE I'M ON CANDID

279. CAMERA, AND I'M THE BUTT OF THE

280. JOKE.

281. LET'S GET THROUGH THE FUCKING

282. DANCE IN THE HALF AN HOUR THAT

283. WE'VE GOT TO DO IT IN.

284. JESUS CHRIST.

285. SHARON NEEDS TO GET THIS, AND

286. SHE NEEDS TO GET IT NOW.

287. OH, FUCK, FUCK ME.

288. THIS IS GONNA BE A CRAP

289. VIDEO.

290. MEET US IN THE LADIES' ROOM.

291. WHO'S "US"?

292. HI, PHI PHI.

293. HI, CHAN.

294. AFTER THE CHOREOGRAPHY

295. DEBACLE YESTERDAY, IT'S

296. IMPORTANT FOR ME TO DO WELL IN

297. THE REST OF THE MUSIC VIDEO.

298. WHAT'S ON THE MIRROR?

299. IT SAYS, "MEET US IN THE LADIES'

300. ROOM."

301. WHO'S "US"?

302. COULD IT BE, LIKE, SOME OF

303. THE DEPARTED GIRLS?

304. WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?

305. I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

306. LET'S GO.

307. LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT.

308. OH, GOD.

309. SURPRISE!

310. IT'S TYRA AND RAJA, THE

311. WINNERS OF SEASON TWO AND THREE.

312. HI, MAMA.

313. HI, BABY. I'M GONNA CRY.

314. HOLD ON.

315. RAJA AND I HAVE WORKED

316. TOGETHER FOR TEN-PLUS YEARS.

317. AND JUST HAVE A LOT OF LOVE FOR

318. RAJA.

319. HELLO, LADIES.

320. HELLO.

321. WE'VE GOT ONE MORE LITTLE

322. TWIST TO SHARE WITH YOU.

323. YOU'LL BE ACTING WITH

324. MISS RUPAUL HERSELF.

325. COOL.

326. IN A FACE-SLAPPING,

327. GUT-PUNCHING, KICK-ASS SCENE.

328. WORK.

329. OH... AND YOU'LL BE HAVING A

330. ONE-ON-ONE LUNCH WITH RU.

331. SO A LITTLE PIECE OF SISTERLY

332. ADVICE.

333. DON'T FUCK IT UP.

334. OH, I'M STARVING, RU.

335. OH, GOOD.

336. HOW ARE YOU?

337. I'M TERRIFIC.

338. YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.

339. NOW YOU GET TO SEE ME UP

340. CLOSE AND PERSONAL.

341. AND, BY THE WAY, IF YOU'RE

342. HUNGRY, JUST HAVE A BITE.

343. WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAVEN'T

344. EATEN SINCE 1972, RU.

345. THAT'S HOW I STAY THIN.

346. OH, GOOD FOR YOU.

347. ISN'T THAT GREAT?

348. I WANT TO ASK YOU—

349. OVER THE COURSE OF YOUR TIME

350. HERE, PEOPLE, MICHELLE, TALKED

351. ABOUT, UM, YOU BEING SO PERFECT.

352. RIGHT.

353. BECAUSE YOU'RE VERY POISED,

354. AND YOU SAY ALL THE RIGHT

355. THINGS.

356. AND I THINK SHE JUST WANTED TO

357. SEE THAT VULNERABLE EDGE THAT

358. EVERY SUPERSTAR HAS.

359. I'M ME ALL THE TIME.

360. AND IF IT'S NOT EDGY ENOUGH,

361. THEN SO BE IT.

362. NOW, ARE YOUR PARENTS STILL

363. WITH US?

364. YES, MY PARENTS ARE WITH US.

365. I ACTUALLY LIVE WITH MY MOM.

366. EVEN THOUGH MY FATHER IS NEARBY.

367. BUT, UM, STILL A LITTLE BIT

368. ESTRANGED.

369. WHY IS THAT?

370. IT'S BEEN A LONG 25 YEARS OF,

371. UM, ME NOT FORGIVING HIM.

372. I FELT LIKE MY FATHER REALLY

373. CHOSE ANOTHER FAMILY OVER—

374. OVER ME AND MY MOM.

375. AND IT'S JUST RECENTLY THAT...

376. I'M REALIZING HOW MUCH IT

377. AFFECTED ME.

378. HOW DOES IT MANIFEST?

379. SOMETIMES, IT'S EASY FOR ME

380. TO DISCONNECT FROM THINGS.

381. AND NOT... REALLY FACE MY OWN

382. FEELINGS ABOUT MY FATHER.

383. IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE

384. INVULNERABILITY THAT MICHELLE IS

385. TALKING ABOUT IS EXACTLY WHAT

386. YOU'RE DESCRIBING?

387. COULD BE.

388. I BET THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

389. I'M JUST WONDERING IF THAT IS

390. YOUR BREAKTHROUGH MOMENT IN

391. TERMS OF NOT ONLY THIS CONTEST,

392. BUT, YOU KNOW, IN YOUR LIFE.

393. IT COULD VERY WELL BE.

394. THANK YOU SO MUCH, CHAD.

395. THANK YOU, RU, IT'S BEEN

396. AN HONOR TO BE HERE.

397. TAKE THESE FOR THE ROAD.

398. THANK YOU, DARLING.

399. I'LL SEE YOU ON THE RUNWAY.

400. ALL RIGHT.

401. ALL RIGHT, MAMA.

402. WHAT'S GOING ON?

403. I'M USED TO BEING A LOSER.

404. BUT I REALLY HOPE THAT I DO WIN.

405. I WANNA LET EVERY LOSER OUT

406. THERE KNOW THAT THERE CAN BE

407. A GIANT CROWN ON THEIR HEAD.

408. THERE ARE SO MANY OF MES,

409. ALL AROUND THE WORLD.

410. PEOPLE WHO WANT TO EXPRESS

411. THEMSELVES IN UNCONVENTIONAL

412. WAYS.

413. IF I WIN RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE,

414. IT WILL DEFINITELY SHOW THEM

415. THAT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

416. LET'S JUST GO OVER SOME OF

417. IT.

418. ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO BE

419. A FEMALE PHENOMENON.

420. I LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU CAN

421. MODIFY YOUR VOICE, 'CAUSE I'VE

422. NEVER HAD THAT TALENT.

423. I MODIFY MY VOICE ALL

424. THE TIME.

425. YEAH.

426. GIRL.

427. I'LL BE RU. YOU READY?

428. UH-HUH.

429. YOU SURE?

430. PUNCH HER! HIT HER! GET HER!

431. OHH!

432. HEY! YES!

433. UHH! OH!

434. DAMN BITCH KNOCKED MY

435. BRACELET OFF.

436. WORK! THAT WAS AWESOME.

437. OHH!

438. PHI PHI, DARLING!

439. YOU LOOK AMAZING.

440. OH, YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT.

441. NO, FOR REAL.

442. ARE YOU HUNGRY?

443. I'M HUNGRY.

444. WELL, THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE

445. SAYS—YOU'RE SO HUNGRY AND

446. AMBITIOUS.

447. I HAVE A DRIVE, AND I HAVE

448. A STRONG DRIVE, AND I REALLY

449. WANTED TO PROVE TO YOU GUYS AND

450. SHOW YOU GUYS, ESPECIALLY YOU,

451. THAT I CAN DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.

452. DOES THAT COME FROM HAVING AN

453. ARMY DAD, WHERE YOU FEEL LIKE,

454. "I WANT DADDY'S APPROVAL"?

455. I MEAN, I HAVEN'T TALKED TO

456. HIM FOR SEVEN YEARS NOW.

457. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU

458. SAID TO HIM?

459. IT WAS A FIGHT, ACTUALLY.

460. I-I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER.

461. I WAS PUT IN THE HOSPITAL.

462. BY HIM?

463. BY HIM, ON MY 18TH BIRTHDAY,

464. SO I HAVEN'T...

465. THERE WASN'T MANY WORDS.

466. SO...

467. WOW.

468. HEH. BUT I'M HERE!

469. SO—SO IT'S OKAY.

470. IF ANYTHING, IT TAUGHT ME TO BE,

471. YOU KNOW, A FIGHTER AND STAY

472. STRONG AND...

473. I GUESS, BECAUSE I GREW UP IN

474. SUCH A SITUATION, I FEEL LIKE

475. MAYBE IT FELT LIKE IT WAS NORMAL

476. AT TIMES, BUT...

477. I SHOULDN'T HAVE FELT THAT WAY.

478. I WANT YOU TO WALK AWAY FROM

479. THIS LUNCHEON AND REMEMBER THIS

480. IDEA THAT YOU WOULD DESERVE TO

481. BE ABUSED OR NOT THOUGHT OF AS

482. ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.

483. NEVER THINK THAT AGAIN.

484. I REALLY FEEL LIKE WE

485. CONNECTED, AND SHE UNDERSTANDS

486. A LOT MORE INTO THE HEART OF WHO

487. I AM.

488. SO, UM, WHAT'S IT BEEN LIKE

489. SO FAR?

490. WHO'S YOUR BIGGEST COMPETITION?

491. SHARON NEEDLES.

492. WE'RE LIKE KINDRED SPIRITS.

493. YEAH.

494. AND, UM...

495. HAVE YOU GUYS KI-KIED?

496. NO, WE HAVE NOT

497. KI-KIED.

498. WHAT'S YOUR RELATIONSHIP LIKE

499. WITH PHI PHI?

500. SHE'S DEFINITELY COMIN' AFTER

501. ME.

502. BUT IT'S OKAY!

503. YOU KNOW, WE GOT A BIG AGE

504. DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US.

505. AND I'VE COMMENTED ON PHI PHI'S

506. MATURITY LEVEL, BUT I ALSO HAVE

507. TO REMEMBER SHE'S 25.

508. AND I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS 25.

509. WELL, I'M 23.

510. YOU'RE THAT YOUNG?

511. YEAH.

512. JESUS CHRIST.

513. ONLY 23.

514. AND LOOK AT YOUR POSITION.

515. THOUGH WE'VE HAD OUR SPATS,

516. MAYBE I'M NOT TOLERATING THAT

517. AMAZING KID FOR WHO SHE IS.

518. SO REALLY JUST GO FOR IT AND

519. BE LARGER THAN LIFE ABOUT IT.

520. YOU KNOW?

521. YOU PROMISED TO MAKE ME

522. A PANTHER ON THE RUNWAY.

523. WELL, STAND IN LINE, GIRLY.

524. SLAP HER!

525. UHH! YEAH!

526. OHH! THERE YOU GO.

527. WOOOORK.

528. COMING UP...

529. ACTION.

530. WE'RE HERE TO THROW A WRENCH

531. IN YOUR PLANS.

532. AHH!

533. TRY NOT TO HIT RUPAUL.

534. IF I KNEW IT WAS SO FORMAL,

535. I WOULD HAVE CHANGED.

536. YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY STUNNING.

537. WHY, THANK YOU.

538. EVEN FROM THIS CLOSE, YOU

539. CAN'T CLOCK A LACE-FRONT, GIRL.

540. YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT.

541. I'M JUST—I'M LOOKING

542. FOR A PROBLEM.

543. WELL, THERE ARE SEVERAL.

544. SO, NOW, SHARON, I KNOW YOU HAVE

545. PEOPLE BACK IN PITTSBURGH THAT

546. YOU LOVE AND THAT YOU'RE WORRIED

547. ABOUT WHAT THIS EXPERIENCE WOULD

548. DO TO THE RELATIONSHIP.

549. OH, MOST DEFINITELY.

550. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ALASKA,

551. AREN'T WE?

552. ALASKA HAS TRIED OUT FOR THIS

553. COMPETITION ALL FOUR YEARS.

554. I'VE TRIED OUT FOR THIS

555. COMPETITION ONCE—THIS YEAR.

556. I JUST WISH I COULD SPEAK TO

557. HIM, YOU KNOW, AND JUST... SEE IF

558. IT WAS OKAY.

559. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?

560. I'M ALASKA.

561. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?

562. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND, IN MY

563. EYES, YOU'RE THE BIGGEST

564. SUPERSTAR IN THE UNIVERSE.

565. I JUST PRAY THIS DOESN'T DO ANY

566. DAMAGE.

567. I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT

568. ALASKA WOULD SAY.

569. IT'S FINE.

570. I WOULD NEVER STAND IN THE WAY

571. OF YOUR SUCCESS, WHICH IS YOUR

572. DESTINY.

573. HMM.

574. AND ALASKA HAS A DESTINY.

575. WE ALL HAVE A JOURNEY THAT—

576. AND IT IS UP TO YOU TO SEE IT

577. THROUGH.

578. RUPAUL GIVES NOTHING MORE

579. THAN GOOD ADVICE.

580. BUT I DEFINITELY HAVE A FEAR OF

581. SUCCESS AND FAME.

582. IT INTIMIDATES ME.

583. ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU LATER.

584. YES, MA'AM.

585. NEEDLES.

586. HELLO, MAMA.

587. WHAT'S WRONG, BABY?

588. AWW.

589. IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.

590. TOUCHING LITTLE WITCH.

591. GOD!

592. I KNEW THIS WAS ALL COMING TO AN

593. END, AND IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I

594. REALLY REALIZED THAT EVERYTHING

595. TRULY IS GOING TO BE DIFFERENT.

596. AND THIS IS A BIG DEAL.

597. OH, JEEZ, LOUISE.

598. WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

599. NOT MUCH. TOP THREE.

600. YEAH! WHOO HOO HOO!

601. I KNOW, IT'S CRAZY.

602. DO YOU THINK THAT YOU BEING

603. YOUNG HAS BEEN A CHALLENGE FOR

604. YOU IN THIS COMPETITION?

605. WELL, I'M 25.

606. I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE USE THAT

607. AS KIND OF LIKE A...

608. LIKE AN EXCUSE, REALLY.

609. AND I DON'T LET THAT—

610. WELL, WHEN I DID THE SHOW,

611. I WAS 21.

612. YEAH.

613. SO DON'T LET ANYONE, LIKE,

614. HOLD YOU BACK.

615. OH, I HAVEN'T.

616. BEING YOUNG IS BEING FUN.

617. JUST LIKE ME, EVERYBODY WAS

618. GANGING UP ON TYRA BECAUSE SHE

619. WAS THE BABY OR THEY FELT LIKE

620. SHE HAD TOO MUCH ATTITUDE.

621. SO THE FACT THAT SOMEONE CAN WIN

622. AT A YOUNG AGE AND STILL BE A

623. GREAT ROLE MODEL AND AMERICA'S

624. NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR, WHY CAN'T

625. I?

626. NOW SASHAY!

627. UHH!

628. SHANTE!

629. OHH!

630. SHANTE! SHANTE! SHANTE!

631. AAH!

632. WHY DOES THE LITTLE ONE GET

633. BEAT UP?

634. UHH!

635. WONDER HOW OL' PHI PHI'S

636. DOING.

637. IN A WAY, I FEEL BAD ABOUT,

638. LIKE... SAYING SOME OF THE

639. SHIT I SAID TO HER.

640. I FEEL BAD.

641. YEAH, I KNOW.

642. WHO THE FUCK AM I TO TELL

643. HER TO GROW UP?

644. HOW WAS IT?

645. IT WENT REALLY, REALLY WELL.

646. I JUST WANT TO SAY SOMETHING

647. TO YOU.

648. TO ME?

649. I'M SORRY FOR SAYING

650. FOR YOU TO GROW UP, BECAUSE...

651. I KNOW THAT YOU'RE JUST A KID,

652. AND YOU DESERVE TO BE 25, AND

653. HAVE FUN AND BE STUPID AND

654. FLIPPANT AND CRAZY AND BLOW IT

655. OUT, BECAUSE, BEFORE YOU KNOW

656. IT, YOU'RE GONNA BE 40.

657. AND I LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE.

658. AND EVERYTHING YOU AREN'T.

659. I'M SORRY.

660. DON'T CRY.

661. AH, GIVE ME A HUG. MMM.

662. I'M SORRY.

663. I'M SORRY I'M ANNOYING

664. SOMETIMES.

665. YOU'RE NOT, THOUGH.

666. YOU'RE NOT.

667. I'M NOT SORRY, BUT I LIKE

668. YOU.

669. SHUT UP.

670. WE REALLY ARE SISTERS.

671. NO MATTER HOW DIFFERENT WE

672. ARE, AND AS MUCH AS WE PROBABLY

673. DON'T WANT TO ADMIT IT, WE'RE

674. A FAMILY.

675. GORGEOUS.

676. IT'S TIME TO SHOOT OUR SCENES

677. WITH RUPAUL.

678. IT'S VERY EXCITING.

679. HERE WE GO.

680. FIRST POSITIONS, PLEASE.

681. IF YOU DON'T DO IT PROPERLY,

682. THE DOG'S GOING TO DIE.

683. ACTION.

684. WHEN YOU HIT YOUR MARKS,

685. DEFIANT.

686. NOT SO FAST, "RUDE PAUL."

687. YEAH, GET A LOAD OF US,

688. STUPID-MODEL OF THE WORLD.

689. YEAH, GRANDPA!

690. WE'RE HERE TO THROW A WRENCH IN

691. YOUR PLANS.

692. UHH!

693. BITCH, THAT WRENCH CAME AWFUL

694. CLOSE TO THIS FACE.

695. TRY NOT TO HIT RUPAUL.

696. ACTION.

697. YOU HAD NO INTENTION OF

698. GIVING UP YOUR CROWN.

699. YOU'D LOVE TO REPLACE ME,

700. WOULDN'T YOU?

701. WELL, TAKE A NUMBER... AND STAND

702. IN LINE!

703. UHH!

704. AND CUT.

705. SLAP HER.

706. I DIDN'T BELIEVE THAT FOR

707. A SECOND.

708. CHAD MICHAELS IS A LITTLE

709. PRISSY.

710. OUCH!

711. BUT SHE TAKES DIRECTION WELL.

712. SHE'S SLAPPING YOU.

713. THAT'S GOTTA HURT.

714. OHH! OH!

715. OH! UHH...

716. OH! OOH!

717. BEAUTIFUL!

718. UHH!

719. I VERY MUCH APPRECIATE CHAD'S

720. EFFORTS.

721. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, DARLING?

722. I LOVE IT.

723. OKAY. WHICH BRINGS US ALONG

724. TO SHARON NEEDLES.

725. UH-HUH.

726. SELL IT TO ME.

727. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO,

728. "EVERYBODY SAY LOVE"?

729. SHARON, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY

730. GO, "UHH," FORWARD.

731. GOT IT.

732. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO,

733. "EVERYBODY SAY LOVE"?

734. HYUH!

735. AH! UGH!

736. AGH!

737. EVERYBODY SAY LOVE.

738. ANYONE WHO GETS THE

739. OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE RUPAUL KICK

740. THE SHIT OUT OF THEM SHOULD

741. CONSIDER THEMSELVES A VERY LUCKY

742. INDIVIDUAL.

743. PHI PHI. OKAY.

744. YES, SIR.

745. IT'S YOUR TURN TO SHINE.

746. THIS IS MY LAST TIME THAT

747. I CAN REALLY IMPRESS RU,

748. SO I DON'T WANT TO MESS THIS UP.

749. I WANNA WIN THIS.

750. ACTION.

751. AND YOU, MY PRETTY?

752. RUPAUL, WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT

753. INNOCENT KID FROM THE BREWSTER

754. PROJECTS WITH THE PAIR OF HEELS

755. AND—AND A DREAM?

756. AND CUT.

757. CAN WE RATCHET THAT BACK JUST

758. A FEW NOTCHES?

759. IT WAS A LITTLE DOROTHY,

760. WIZARD OF OZ ON CRACK.

761. OKAY.

762. WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT SUPERMODEL

763. OF THE WORLD?

764. OHH! AAH! OHH!

765. GOOD GIRL, PHI PHI.

766. LET'S DO IT ONE MORE TIME.

767. ON YOUR MARKS...

768. GET SET...

769. ACTION!

770. WELL, TAKE A NUMBER...

771. AND STAND IN LINE.

772. OHH!

773. THIS COMPETITION, IT'S LIKE

774. GRADUATING HIGH SCHOOL AND GOING

775. TO YALE.

776. OHH!

777. IT'S TAKEN 18 YEARS TO GET

778. HERE, AND IT'S VALIDATION AND

779. REDEMPTION.

780. I LOOKED UP TO YOU.

781. I'VE NEVER WORKED ON

782. SOMETHING THIS HARD IN MY ENTIRE

783. LIFE.

784. THERE'S JUST BEEN UPS AND DOWNS.

785. I'VE MADE ENEMIES.

786. I'VE MADE BEST FRIENDS FOR

787. A LIFETIME.

788. I JUST FEEL LIKE I COULD CONQUER

789. ANYTHING NOW.

790. ANYTHING.

791. SASHAY.

792. OWW!

793. SHANTE!

794. OHH!

795. TO BE HERE AND BE ABLE TO SHARE

796. MY STORY AND GROW AS AN

797. ENTERTAINER, I'M JUST SUPER

798. HAPPY.

799. AND I WOULDN'T TRADE THAT FOR

800. THE WORLD.

801. MAY THE BEST GLAMAZON WIN!

802. I AM AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

803. SUPERSTAR.

804. MY NAME IS CHAD MICHAELS,

805. AND I'M AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

806. SUPERSTAR.

807. OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T.

808. I AM AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

809. SUPERSTAR.

810. AND CUT.

811. IT'S A WRAP.

812. SO THANK YOU, LADIES.

813. GREAT JOB.

814. THANK YOU, LADIES.

815. AND RUPAUL WILL BE AVAILABLE

816. FOR ACTUAL BEATINGS LATER.

817. YOUR STOMPING MONSTER WAS

818. PROBABLY YOUR WEAKEST THING.

819. I JUST GOT LIKE, "I'M CUTE, I'M

820. FIERCE, LET ME WALK."

821. YOUR ACTING, IT WAS A LITTLE

822. BIT OF OVERACTING.

823. GUYS, IT'S THE LAST DAY!

824. I'M GONNA MISS THIS PLACE.

825. ME TOO.

826. IT'S THE BIG DAY.

827. IT'S THE LAST DAY HERE.

828. AND SOMEONE'S GONNA BE CROWNED

829. TODAY.

830. ONE OF US IS GOING TO BE

831. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

832. ISN'T THAT INSANE?

833. HOW DO YOU FEEL YOU DID ON

834. YOUR VIDEO?

835. I FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT.

836. CONSISTENTLY THROUGHOUT THIS

837. ENTIRE CHALLENGE, I FELT LIKE I

838. DID REALLY WELL, WITH THE

839. DANCING AND EVERYTHING.

840. I FOUND THE DANCING

841. CHALLENGING.

842. STRUCTURED CHOREOGRAPHY IS JUST

843. HARD ON ME.

844. FROM DAY ONE TILL NOW,

845. STARRING IN RU'S NEW VIDEO,

846. GLAMAZON, THIS HAS BEEN

847. THE JOURNEY OF A LIFETIME.

848. SO HOW DO YOU THINK IT'S

849. GONNA FEEL TO BE ON THE MAIN

850. STAGE FOR THE LAST TIME?

851. IT'S GONNA FEEL AMAZING.

852. I'M NERVOUS.

853. I'M NERVOUS TOO.

854. I WORKED SO HARD, AND...

855. TO BE TOLD I'M NOT GONNA WIN,

856. IT WOULD JUST KILL ME.

857. I'M, LIKE, SERIOUSLY SHAKING.

858. AH!

859. YOU ALL RIGHT?

860. YEAH.

861. SO WHO DO YOU THINK IS

862. LIP-SYNCHING FOR THE WIN

863. TONIGHT, GIRLS?

864. PHI PHI O'HARA.

865. SHARON NEEDLES.

866. CHAD MICHAELS.

867. ONE OF YOU GUYS IS CORRECT.

868. ONLY TWO WILL BE LIP-SYNCHING

869. FOR THE CROWN.

870. AND, OHH, I HOPE I'M ONE OF

871. THEM.

872. HEY, GUYS!

873. HI.

874. HEY, RU.

875. WELCOME TO THE MAIN STAGE

876. OF RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

877. THIS EVENING IS EXTRA-SPECIAL.

878. BECAUSE TONIGHT, IT'S JUST

879. FAMILY.

880. MICHELLE VISAGE!

881. HOT MAMA!

882. OUR LITTLE GIRLS HAVE ALL

883. GROWN UP.

884. IT MAKES ME WEEP.

885. SHAKE THE DICE AND STEAL

886. THE RICE!

887. HEY, SANTINO.

888. WHEW! I WANT A TASTE OF THAT

889. HONEY!

890. ANYTIME, HONEY.

891. NOW, ARE YOU READY TO CROWN

892. A CHAMPION?

893. HE'S CROWNING AS WE SPEAK.

894. THIS WEEK, OUR QUEENS WERE

895. CHALLENGED TO STAR AS ROMPIN',

896. STOMPIN' GLAMAZONS IN MY NEW

897. MUSIC VIDEO.

898. TONIGHT, THEY'RE READY TO PUMMEL

899. THE RUNWAY ONE LAST TIME.

900. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES,

901. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN!

902. CHAD MICHAELS!

903. WOW.

904. THAT'S DONATELLA MICHAELS.

905. VER-SASSY.

906. MY LOOK IS VERSACE-INSPIRED,

907. BUT IT'S ALSO A LITTLE BIT OF

908. JANE FONDA BARBARELLA.

909. IT'S A POWER COSTUME.

910. WHO KNEW SHE WAS A BONDAGE

911. QUEEN?

912. AH.

913. STRAP IT ON, BABY.

914. SUPER HERO.

915. SHARON NEEDLES.

916. AH, OH, YES.

917. I'M HUNGRY FOR SOME CALAMARI.

918. SHARON SCISSORHANDS.

919. YOU'RE SQUIDDIN' ME,

920. MICHELLE.

921. I SQUID YOU NOT, GIRL.

922. I AM GIVING THEM STRAIGHT UP

923. SHARON NEEDLES FIERCENESS.

924. FASHION FORWARD TO THE DARK

925. SIDE.

926. I THINK SHE'S OPENING A CAN

927. OF WORMS, IF YOU ASK ME.

928. TOUCH ALL OF THIS OCTOPUSSY,

929. HONEY.

930. PHI PHI O'HARA!

931. OOH!

932. LEOPARD ON THE RUNWAY.

933. FLINTSTONES2012.

934. YABBA DABBA DO ME.

935. I WANTED TO GIVE THAT WILMA

936. FLINTSTONE REALNESS.

937. I'M FEELIN' SEXY AND I'M SHOWIN'

938. BODY.

939. I'M JUST HAVING A GREAT TIME.

940. SHE'S THE SIDE PIECE FRED WAS

941. KNOCKIN' BOOTS WITH.

942. PHI PHI FLINTSTONE.

943. SHE'S GONNA MAKE YOUR BED-ROCK.

944. WELCOME, LADIES.

945. MY TOP THREE GIRLS.

946. LET'S BEGIN BY WATCHING

947. THE WORLD TELEVISION PREMIERE

948. OF YOUR ACTING SCENE.

949. NOW THAT I'VE PERFECTED MY SUPER

950. SIZE QUEEN GLAMAZON SPRAY,

951. MY SINISTER PLAN FOR WORLD

952. DOMINATION IS NEARLY COMPLETE!

953. OHH.

954. NOT SO FAST, "RUDE PAUL"!

955. GET A LOAD OF US,

956. STUPID-MODEL OF THE WORLD.

957. YEAH, GRANDPA!

958. WE'RE HERE TO THROW A WRENCH IN

959. YOUR PLANS!

960. UHH!

961. NICE TRY, LADIES.

962. BUT YOU LOSE.

963. AGAIN.

964. YOU PROMISED TO MAKE ME

965. A PANTHER ON THE RUNWAY!

966. BUT ALL YOU DID WAS LOCK ME UP

967. IN THAT SMELLY OLD WORKROOM.

968. YOU HAD NO INTENTION OF GIVING

969. UP YOUR CROWN.

970. YOU'D LOVE TO REPLACE ME,

971. WOULDN'T YOU?

972. WELL, TAKE A NUMBER.

973. AND STAND IN LINE.

974. UHH!

975. OHH!

976. UHH!

977. OH! AGH! UHH!

978. YOU LOVE TO MAKE ME HIT YOU.

979. COMING UP...

980. THE WINNER OF RUPAUL'S DRAG

981. RACE, AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

982. SUPERSTAR, IS...

983. YOU'D LOVE TO REPLACE ME,

984. WOULDN'T YOU?

985. WELL, TAKE A NUMBER, AND

986. STAND IN LINE.

987. UHH!

988. OHH!

989. AGH! UHH!

990. ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO WAS

991. TO BE A FEMALE PHENOMENON.

992. I LOOKED UP TO YOU.

993. WE ALL LOOKED UP TO YOU.

994. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO, "EVERYBODY

995. SAY LOVE"?

996. LOVE. AH, YES.

997. I WAS IN LOVE ONCE.

998. IT WAS THE WORST 20 MINUTES OF

999. MY LIFE.

1000. HYUH! AH!

1001. UHH! HYUH!

1002. OHH!

1003. EVERYBODY SAY LOVE.

1004. AND YOU, MY PRETTY?

1005. RUPAUL, WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT

1006. INNOCENT KID FROM THE BREWSTER

1007. PROJECTS WHO BECAME A SHINING

1008. EXAMPLE FOR DREAMERS EVERYWHERE?

1009. WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT SUPERMODEL

1010. OF THE WORLD?

1011. YOU'RE RIGHT.

1012. I AM THAT SUPERMODEL OF THE

1013. WORLD.

1014. OHH! AAH!

1015. OWW! OWW! UHH! AHH!

1016. NOW... SASHAY...

1017. OHH!

1018. SHANTE!

1019. OHH!

1020. SHANTE, SHANTE, SHANTE!

1021. AAH!

1022. MY SUPER SIZE QUEEN GLAMAZON

1023. SPRAY SHOULD TAKE EFFECT ANY

1024. MOMENT.

1025. FIRST, YOU'LL DESTROY THE WORLD.

1026. THEN YOU'LL DESTROY EACH OTHER.

1027. MAY THE BEST GLAMAZON WIN.

1028. ALL RIGHT.

1029. CHAD MICHAELS, PHI PHI

1030. O'HARA, SHARON NEEDLES...

1031. IT'S TIME FOR YOUR PERFORMANCES

1032. IN THE GLAMAZON VIDEO.

1033. SHE'S SO BLOODY TALL.

1034. WOW, BEAUTIFUL.

1035. THE ONE THING I CAN COUNT ON

1036. CHAD DOING WELL IS YOU DO THIS

1037. THING WHERE EVERYTHING HAS

1038. A FLOURISH.

1039. IT'S ALL THIS, GIRL.

1040. YES! OH, MY GOD!

1041. I COULD WATCH YOU DO THAT

1042. FOREVER!

1043. IT'S OLD SCHOOL.

1044. DON'T EVER STOP DOING THAT.

1045. I DON'T THINK I CAN, 'CAUSE

1046. IT'S, LIKE, ONE OF THREE TRICKS

1047. THAT I HAVE.

1048. OLD SCHOOL OR NOT, IT'S

1049. REALLY REFRESHING TO WATCH YOU.

1050. OH! OHH!

1051. YOU PLAYED WELL WITH RU.

1052. I THOUGHT YOU WERE VERY

1053. CONVINCING.

1054. IT WAS FUNNY, AND I ACTUALLY

1055. WISH SOME OF THAT

1056. LIGHTHEARTEDNESS AND YOUR SENSE

1057. OF HUMOR WOULD HAVE BEEN IN YOUR

1058. MONSTER STOMPING.

1059. NEXT UP, SHARON NEEDLES.

1060. I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU CAME OUT

1061. TONIGHT FOR THE FINALE IN YOUR

1062. CALIFORNIA NATURAL LOOK.

1063. THANK YOU.

1064. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

1065. YEAH, THIS IS SUCCUBUS

1066. READY TO WEAR.

1067. I LOVE YOUR STOMPING MONSTER.

1068. VERY CAMPY.

1069. BUT THE CHOREOGRAPHY AND THE

1070. DANCING, IT WAS A LITTLE ROUGH.

1071. IT LOOKED A LITTLE SHAKY IN

1072. PARTS.

1073. WHEN DANCING ISN'T YOUR

1074. THING, YOU CAN EITHER OWN IT,

1075. OR YOU CAN REALLY FAIL.

1076. YOU GOTTA BE READY FOR ANY

1077. CHALLENGE, YOU KNOW?

1078. ALL RIGHT, PHI PHI O'HARA.

1079. I'LL START WITH YOUR RUNWAY

1080. LOOK TONIGHT, BECAUSE I LOVE IT.

1081. OH, THANK YOU.

1082. YOUR STOMPING, THAT WAS

1083. PROBABLY YOUR WEAKEST THING,

1084. 'CAUSE IT LOOKED MORE LIKE YOU

1085. WERE DOING A RUNWAY.

1086. I JUST GOT LIKE, "I'M CUTE, I'M

1087. FIERCE, LET ME WALK."

1088. BUT I THINK YOUR DANCE MOVES

1089. WERE VERY TIGHT AND ON BEAT.

1090. YOUR RANGE OF ENERGY WAS REALLY

1091. UNBELIEVABLE IN THAT VIDEO.

1092. THANK YOU, PHI PHI.

1093. WHILE YOU AND THE OTHER GIRLS

1094. UNTUCK IN THE INTERIOR ILLUSIONS

1095. LOUNGE, THE JUDGES AND I WILL

1096. DELIBERATE.

1097. ALL RIGHT, JUST BETWEEN US

1098. "GOILS," WHAT DO YOU THINK?

1099. OH, RU.

1100. THIS IS IT, AND THEY ALL

1101. REPRESENT THREE DIFFERENT

1102. FACTIONS OF DRAG.

1103. PHI PHI IS THE INGENUE NEWCOMER.

1104. CHAD, THE PROFESSIONAL DIVA.

1105. AND SHARON NEEDLES, THE LITTLE

1106. MONSTER.

1107. THEY COULD ALL REPRESENT THIS

1108. COMPETITION SO BRILLIANTLY.

1109. THIS IS A TOUGH ONE, BABY.

1110. LET'S START WITH

1111. SHARON NEEDLES.

1112. SHARON NEEDLES WAS

1113. AN UNDERDOG.

1114. SHE CAME OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE

1115. NOSFERATU ON THE FIRST SHOW.

1116. SHE WON THAT CHALLENGE.

1117. I KNOW SHE DID, BECAUSE SHE

1118. DID IT FIERCELY.

1119. SHARON ALWAYS CAME OUT HERE,

1120. WEEK AFTER WEEK, WITH SOMETHING

1121. CONCEPTUAL AND CREATIVE.

1122. AND I THINK THAT SOMETIMES

1123. PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF THINGS THAT

1124. ARE UNCONVENTIONAL.

1125. I LIKE THE GOTH, BUT I FEEL

1126. LIKE, "DO YOU HAVE TO DO IT ALL

1127. THE TIME?"

1128. I DON'T KNOW IF THE ENTIRE WORLD

1129. IS READY FOR SOMEBODY TO WIN

1130. THIS COMPETITION LIKE

1131. A SHARON NEEDLES.

1132. WELL, LISTEN, LADY GAGA'S

1133. DONE IT.

1134. SHARON'S EVEN BEYOND

1135. LADY GAGA, I THINK.

1136. ALL RIGHT, KIDS.

1137. CHAD MICHAELS.

1138. THERE IS NOBODY MORE

1139. QUALIFIED THAN CHAD MICHAELS.

1140. THE BITCH IS A PROFESSIONAL.

1141. HER REPRESENTING YOUR SHOW

1142. WOULD BE EXECUTED PERFECTLY.

1143. IT'S GREAT THAT CHAD PROBABLY

1144. HAD THOSE VERSACE DRESSES IN HER

1145. CLOSET FROM... THE EARLY '90s.

1146. YES, A LITTLE OLD SCHOOL,

1147. BUT CHAD GREW UP IN A DIFFERENT

1148. TIME PERIOD WHERE DRAG WAS WHAT

1149. CHAD DOES.

1150. IT'S NOT SO MUCH THE AGE

1151. THING, 'CAUSE CHAD IS AGELESS.

1152. AGE AIN'T NOTHIN'.

1153. IT'S ABOUT EVOLVING

1154. CONSTANTLY AND LOOKING AT WHAT'S

1155. NEXT AND WHAT'S NEW.

1156. PHI PHI O'HARA.

1157. AT ONE POINT, I THOUGHT SHE WAS

1158. TOO GREEN, BUT... BOY, HAS SHE

1159. GROWN, FASTER THAN ANY OTHER

1160. COMPETITOR WE HAVE EVER SEEN.

1161. AND WHAT SHE LACKS IN

1162. EXPERIENCE, SHE MAKES UP FOR

1163. WITH DRIVE.

1164. IF YOU REMEMBER, SHE'S GOTTEN

1165. SOME HEAT FOR BEING TOO

1166. AMBITIOUS.

1167. DO YOU THINK THAT'S A BAD THING?

1168. NO, IT PROBABLY IS WHAT'S

1169. DRIVING HER CREATIVITY.

1170. YOU KNOW, YOU SEE IT IN THE WAY

1171. THAT SHE'S EVOLVED.

1172. AND I FEEL LIKE WITH

1173. PHI PHI, SHE'S THE NEW

1174. GENERATION OF DRAG.

1175. SILENCE!

1176. THIS AIN'T OVER...

1177. TILL THEY LIP-SYNCH FOR THEIR

1178. LIVES.

1179. BRING BACK MY GIRLS.

1180. WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

1181. THE MOMENT OF TRUTH IS UPON US.

1182. BASED ON YOUR PERFORMANCE IN

1183. THE GLAMAZON MUSIC VIDEO

1184. AND YOUR BODY OF WORK THROUGHOUT

1185. THIS COMPETITION, I'VE MADE SOME

1186. DECISIONS.

1187. CHAD MICHAELS...

1188. YOU ARE A SEASONED QUEEN.

1189. BUT DO YOU REPRESENT THE FUTURE

1190. OF DRAG?

1191. PHI PHI O'HARA, MY BEAUTIFUL

1192. QUEEN...

1193. IN THIS COMPETITION, NO ONE HAS

1194. EVER GROWN SO FAST.

1195. BUT... ARE YOU FULLY PREPARED

1196. FOR THE RESPONSIBILITIES THAT

1197. COME WITH THE CROWN?

1198. SHARON NEEDLES... YOU ARE AS

1199. CHARMING AS YOU ARE SCARY.

1200. AND YOU SHAKE DRAG TO ITS CORE.

1201. BUT DO YOU HAVE THE RIGHT STUFF

1202. TO BE AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

1203. SUPERSTAR?

1204. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN DRAG RACE

1205. HISTORY, WE ARE BREAKING ALL

1206. THE RULES.

1207. WHAT?

1208. CHAD... SHARON... PHI PHI...

1209. THE THREE OF YOU WILL LIP-SYNCH

1210. FOR YOUR LIVES.

1211. THREE QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

1212. LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

1213. TO IMPRESS ME AND PROVE TO THE

1214. WORLD THAT YOU ARE AMERICA'S

1215. NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

1216. THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE

1217. WORKED FOR, ALL COMING TO

1218. A HEAD IN ONE MOMENT, AND I'M

1219. GONNA GIVE IT ALL I'VE GOT.

1220. THE TIME HAS COME... FOR YOU

1221. TO LIP-SYNCH FOR YOUR LIFE.

1222. IT'S JUST A TORNADO OF

1223. EMOTIONS.

1224. BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN AFRAID OF

1225. AN AUDIENCE, AND I'M NOT GONNA

1226. START NOW.

1227. GOOD LUCK, AND DON'T FUCK

1228. IT UP.

1229. I AM GIVING THEM A LITTLE BIT

1230. OF SPOOK, A LITTLE BIT OF LAUGH,

1231. AND A WHOLE LOT OF DIVA ACTION.

1232. I WANT TO SHOW THE JUDGES

1233. THAT I'M A TRUE ENTERTAINER.

1234. I AM AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

1235. SUPERSTAR.

1236. THIS IS MY TIME IN THE

1237. SPOTLIGHT.

1238. I'M FEELING PRETTY POWERFUL

1239. RIGHT NOW.

1240. SHE'S SO BLOODY TALL.

1241. HOO HOO!

1242. I LOVE YOU BITCHES.

1243. LOVE YOU TOO.

1244. BRAVA! BRAVA!

1245. LADIES...

1246. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1247. CHAD MICHAELS...

1248. PHI PHI O'HARA...

1249. SHARON NEEDLES...

1250. THE WINNER OF RUPAUL'S DRAG

1251. RACE...

1252. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR...

1253. IS...

1254. GOING TO BE ANNOUNCED NEXT

1255. WEEK...

1256. REUNITED.

1257. IS THIS A JOKE?

1258. RUPAUL, YOU CRAFTY LITTLE

1259. WITCH.

1260. AND I WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU,

1261. THE VIEWERS.

1262. WHO SHOULD BE AMERICA'S NEXT

1263. DRAG SUPERSTAR?

1264. SHOULD IT BE CHAD MICHAELS?

1265. SHARON NEEDLES?

1266. OR PHI PHI O'HARA?

1267. LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD.

1268. TWEET YOUR THOUGHTS TO

1269. LADIES, I'LL SEE YOU AND YOUR

1270. DRAG SISTERS NEXT WEEK,

1271. WHERE, TOGETHER,

1272. WE WILL CELEBRATE OUR NEW QUEEN.

1273. NO MATTER WHAT, I'M STILL

1274. GONNA WIN THAT CROWN.

1275. THIS IS UNCHARTED TERRITORY.

1276. THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE.

1277. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA

1278. HAPPEN.

1279. ANY ONE OF US DESERVE THAT

1280. CROWN.

1281. MAYBE ME A LITTLE MORE.

1282. NOW, REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T

1283. LOVE YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL

1284. YOU GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1285. CAN I GET AN AMEN UP IN HERE?

1286. AMEN!

1287. ALL RIGHT, NOW LET THE MUSIC

1288. PLAY.