RuPaul's Drag Race 4x12

1. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE

2. ONE, THE ONLY... RUPAUL.

3. THIS IS THE GLAMAZON EDITION

4. OF RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

5. STUFFED AND TUCKED WITH

6. EVERYTHING YOU LOVE AND MORE.

7. THERE'S A HOLE IN MY STOMACH!

8. PLUS, NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN

9. FOOTAGE FROM THE YOU BETTER WORK

10. ROOM.

11. YES, I KNOW HOW TO SOP IT UP,

12. GIRL!

13. THEN IT'S CELEBRITIES CAUGHT

14. ON TAPE, WITH EXCLUSIVE OUTTAKES

15. FROM THE JUDGES' PANEL.

16. I FELT LIKE I WAS MAYBE ABOUT

17. TO WATCH SOME SORT OF AN ADULT,

18. EROTIC FILM OF SORTS.

19. OH, DEAR.

20. AND WATCH OUT, FASHION

21. POLICE.

22. WE'RE COUNTING DOWN THE MOST

23. SICKENING FITS AND FASHIONS

24. WITH THE ARRESTING CHANEL,

25. MARIAH, AND PANDORA BOXX.

26. SO DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

27. THE GLAMAZON EDITION OF

28. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE IS READY TO

29. LET YOU HAVE IT, AUNTIE.

30. CAN I GET AN AMEN UP IN HERE?

31. CAMEROON?

32. ANYBODY?

33. HELLOO?

34. ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME,

35. MICHELLE?

36. SOME DRAG QUEENS CAN BE SO

37. TOUCHY.

38. WELCOME TO THE GLAMAZON EDITION

39. OF RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

40. THANKS TO YOU, THIS SEASON HAS

41. BEEN THE BIGGEST DRAG EVER.

42. LET'S FLASH BACK AND SHARE SOME

43. EXTRA-SPECIAL FOOTAGE THAT NO

44. ONE'S SEEN.

45. TAKE A LOOK AT THE CASTING TAPES

46. THAT TRIED TO SNATCH MY

47. ATTENTION, INCLUDING SOME

48. FAMILIAR FACES.

49. OH, SHIT, THIS IS THE

50. WRONG SONG!

51. CAN YOU BELIEVE I WALK AROUND

52. WITH NO EYEBROWS, CHILD?

53. GAH! EAT IT, BITCH! AAH!

54. WHY DO YOU WANT ME?

55. UM... LOOK AT ME.

56. I SPLIT, MY BUTT CHEEKS HIT

57. THE FLOOR.

58. WHO DOES THAT?

59. THIS BITCH.

60. MISS PHI PHI DOES NOT LIKE TO

61. LOSE.

62. WHAT IS THIS?

63. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS

64. MEANS.

65. WHY AM I EVEN HERE TODAY?

66. YOU SAID YOU COME IN FOR CHAD

67. MICHAELS IN RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

68. THE FIRST LATIN

69. PUERTORRIQUENA THAT WIN!

70. I... WILL... TAKE MY VASELINE

71. OUT.

72. OH, I SEE, SO THIS IS SOME

73. SORT OF FREE PUBLIC SERVICE

74. ANNOUNCEMENT FOR SOME DRAG

75. QUEEN.

76. YOU KNOW WHAT?

77. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS

78. SHIT.

79. I WILL TAKE MY EARRINGS OFF.

80. I'M GONNA DO WHATEVER IT

81. TAKES.

82. I DON'T GIVE UP.

83. GET RID OF THE PRETTY AND

84. KNOCK A BITCH OUT.

85. THE PRINCESS. NOW, WHEN YOU

86. HEAR THAT NAME, YOU'RE THINKING,

87. WELL, SHE THINKS PRETTY DAMN

88. HIGHLY OF HERSELF.

89. MY FRIEND WANNA BE ON

90. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE 'CAUSE SHE

91. THIS FRIEND NAME WILLAM WHO'S

92. HELLA COOL.

93. I GOT CHARISMA, UNIQUENESS,

94. NERVE, AND TALENT.

95. AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, I'M

96. PRETTY SURE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE

97. LOOKING FOR, RU.

98. I THINK THAT, IN THIS

99. BUSINESS, WE ALL SHOULD BE

100. SISTERS, WE ALL SHOULD BE

101. FRIENDS.

102. WE'RE ONE OF A KIND, SO WE ALL

103. SHOULD HAVE OUR BACKS AND

104. SUPPORT EVERYBODY, AND THAT'S MY

105. PHILOSOPHY ON THAT.

106. I'M GONNA WIN OF THIS

107. COMPETITION!

108. WIN THE COMPETITION.

109. I CAME TO WIN.

110. I'M A FUCKING OSCAR-WINNER!

111. I'M OUT OF HERE!

112. OH! HI.

113. I DIDN'T SEE YOU COME IN THERE.

114. WELCOME TO MY HOME.

115. THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE THAT I

116. MADE.

117. I ACTUALLY JUST MADE IT.

118. PINS ON JUST LIKE THIS.

119. HAIRPIECES THAT I MAKE.

120. I DO BIG HAIR TOO, BUT YOU—OH.

121. IT'S COMING APART LIKE SHANGELA

122. HAIR, SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS.

123. THIS, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IS A

124. SHOWER CURTAIN.

125. AND, BELIEVE ME, IT HAS MANY,

126. MANY USES.

127. I MADE THIS LITTLE PIECE

128. RIGHT HERE.

129. THIS IS FROM WHITE PARTY.

130. I DEFINITELY SEE, LIKE,

131. BRITNEY SPEARS WEARING SOMETHING

132. LIKE THIS.

133. YOU'LL SEE MY DOLLY PARTON

134. HAIR OVER HERE.

135. WELL, HERE WE HAVE A DRAG

136. QUEEN'S BEST FRIEND—SEQUINS.

137. OH, THAT JUST BOUNCES OFF OF MY

138. FACE, AND IT'S JUST MAKING ME

139. JUST SO SICKENING.

140. THERE'S A HOLE IN MY STOMACH!

141. I'M A BIG FAN OF, LIKE, PUNK

142. ROCK, AND I'M NOT TALKING, LIKE,

143. PAT BENATAR PUNK ROCK, HONEY.

144. I'M TALKING LIKE JANE WAYNE

145. COUNTY PUNK ROCK.

146. I'LL SEND HER HOME, GIRL.

147. YOU—

148. I CAN LIP-SYNC THE SHIT

149. OUT OF YOU, GIRL.

150. I MEAN—OH...

151. GIRL.

152. WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DO

153. SONGS THAT EVERYONE KNOWS.

154. UH-HUH. UH-HUH.

155. I LOVE HIM MORE THAN

156. ANYTHING.

157. AND I DO REMEMBER THAT, BABY.

158. I LOVE YOU TOO, SWEETHEART.

159. LET'S GO ON TV AND BE FAMOUS.

160. I KNOW.

161. MM, MM.

162. 13 EXCEPTIONAL QUEENS WERE

163. INVITED TO JOIN THE RACE.

164. AND WHEN THEY RECEIVED THE GOOD

165. NEWS, THEIR REACTIONS WERE TRULY

166. TOUCHING.

167. HUH?

168. I MADE IT?

169. WHAT—WHAT—LIKE, I'M ON THE

170. SHOW?

171. WHOO!

172. AAH! HA!

173. SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

174. OH, MY GOD!

175. THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT!

176. THIS IS IT!

177. SO I THINK YOU GUYS SHOULD DO

178. YOU GUYS SHOULD PROBABLY

179. FIT ME FOR THE CROWN, 'CAUSE I

180. PLAN ON TAKING IT HOME.

181. IT'S GONNA BE AN HONOR TO BE

182. A PART OF THIS PART OF DRAG

183. HISTORY.

184. I'M SO GRATEFUL, SO, SO

185. GRATEFUL TO YOU GUYS.

186. WHEW! OH, MY GOD.

187. I'M GOING TO BE ON FUCKING

188. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

189. SEASON 4.

190. SO HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU

191. FEEL?

192. YAY. OOH, MY TEETH LOOK GOOD

193. TOO.

194. ONCE THEY ARRIVED, THESE

195. GIRLS WASTED NO TIME DOING WHAT

196. DRAG QUEENS DO BEST—

197. KI KI!

198. NOW, I PROUDLY PRESENT THE WORLD

199. PREMIERE OF...

200. SHIT MY GIRLS SAY.

201. THE LIBRARY IS NOW OPEN.

202. NO SALE, NO SEARCH, NO SHADE.

203. NO SHADE.

204. NO SHADE.

205. NO SHADE, NO TEA.

206. WORK.

207. NO TEA.

208. NO TEA, NO SHADE.

209. NO TEA, NO SHADE.

210. GIRL...

211. NO, BUT NO SHADE, NO TEA.

212. OOH!

213. OWW!

214. THE CATEGORY IS CHEESECAKE.

215. CHEESECAKE.

216. EAT IT!

217. I WILL NEVER BE LATE FOR

218. DINNER.

219. EAT IT!

220. BELLA!

221. ARE YOU UPSET BECAUSE YOU

222. CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS FISHINESS?

223. BITCH, YOU ARE A FISH!

224. GORGEOUS FISH.

225. EAT IT. EAT IT!

226. I'M PROBABLY GONNA GET READ

227. FOR PHIL... FOR PHIL... FOR PHIL.

228. BEAT THAT WIG!

229. BEATING THE FACE, GIRL.

230. YEAH, BUT NOT LITERALLY

231. BEATING MY FACE.

232. I AM TRYING!

233. A POST-APOCOLAKE—

234. APOCOLAKE.

235. A POST-APOCOLAKE.

236. APOCOLAKE.

237. THAT'S ALL I—THAT'S HOW I SAY

238. IT.

239. I LOVE BEING A WOMAN.

240. I LOVE PUSSY.

241. YES, WHO DOESN'T?

242. THEY ALL ASSUME THAT I WANT

243. TO BE A WOMAN, LIKE, AND I

244. DON'T.

245. YOU GOTTA FIND THE INNER

246. DIVA.

247. LOOKIN' FABULOUS!

248. WORK IT, GIRL.

249. PUT SOME FOAM AROUND THAT

250. ASS.

251. WHEN MAKING YOUR ASS, ALWAYS

252. DRAW THE SHAPE OF AFRICA.

253. THIS IS GONNA LOOK A HOT

254. MESS.

255. SHOULD I TUCK?

256. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS DIP IT

257. IN SOME APPLE CIDER VINEGAR

258. AND IT TIGHTENS RIGHT BACK UP.

259. DAYLIGHT IS NO FRIEND OF THE

260. DRAGOON.

261. DRY THOSE TEARS AND POWDER

262. THOSE CHEEKBONES, OKAY?

263. THIS IS CALLED CUTTING A

264. CHEEK.

265. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH GARBAGE

266. COMES OUT OF THESE OVER-PAINTED

267. LIPS.

268. YES, MA'AM!

269. GIRL, NO.

270. MY MOUSTACHE IS GONNA START

271. SHOWING.

272. PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW

273. MUCH OF A MAN IT TAKES TO BE A

274. DRAG QUEEN.

275. WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY

276. TITS?

277. IF YOU HAVE A CAMELTOE,

278. THAT'S PERFECT.

279. UP NEXT, SCANDALOUS WORKROOM

280. FOOTAGE, TUCKED AWAY UNTIL NOW.

281. OH, MY GOD!

282. AND LATER, YOU'LL BE GAGGING

283. ON THE TOP TEN FITS AND FASHIONS

284. WITH EXTRA-SPECIAL GUESTS

285. CHANEL, MARIAH, AND PANDORA

286. BOXX.

287. PLUS, NAUGHTY, NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN

288. COMMENTS FROM THE JUDGES.

289. IF WE WERE GONNA GO OUT ON

290. THE TOWN, I'D PULL YOU ASIDE AND

291. SAY, "LET'S GO LOOK IN YOUR

292. CLOSET AND FIND SOMETHING ELSE."

293. WELCOME BACK.

294. NOW, I CREATED RUPAUL'S DRAG

295. RACE TO ELEVATE THE ART OF

296. DRAG.

297. BUT I KNOW YOU ALL LOVE IT WHEN

298. THESE BITCHES GET SHADY.

299. ROLL THE TAPE.

300. Y'ALL GOT ENOUGH SEWING

301. MACHINES OVER THERE?

302. Y'ALL LOOK LIKE A SWEATSHOP.

303. JIGGLY TOO—SHE TALKIN'

304. ABOUT SHE SAW THIS THING.

305. WHO?

306. HER.

307. THIS BITCH IS SHADY.

308. THAT SMELLY BITCH, SHE GOT

309. NERVE.

310. WHO, ME?

311. YEAH, YOU, YOU MONSTER.

312. ME? I'M MONSTER?

313. YEAH, YOU.

314. WHO'S THE BIG ONE IN HERE?

315. GIRL, YOU LOOK LIKE A HORSE.

316. ROAR.

317. YOU LOOK LIKE A HORSE.

318. YOU WANNA CALL ME A HORSE,

319. HONEY, THAT'S FINE.

320. HORSES HAVE GORGEOUS LEGS,

321. AND THESE LEGS WILL KICK.

322. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN

323. KICKING, ALL RIGHT—

324. KICKING FLOUR.

325. PUT SOME LOTION ON THEM

326. ASHY-ASS KNEES.

327. BITCH, BYE, BOO!

328. YOU UGLY, AND I'M AT PEACE

329. WITH IT.

330. WILLAM'S SCHOOL FOR BITCHES

331. IS NOW OPENING, ACCEPTING

332. ENROLLMENTS FOR THE 2011—

333. I ALREADY GRADUATED.

334. NURSE. LIKE, "OOH, NURSE."

335. NURSE.

336. YEAH, 'CAUSE SHE NEEDS HELP.

337. AND NURSES HELP PEOPLE.

338. NURSE.

339. DID THIS BITCH REALLY JUST

340. COME FOR ME?

341. OOH, NURSE!

342. ALL THAT VENOM INSIDE YOU,

343. MAMA.

344. WE NEED TO DO AN EXTRACTION.

345. OUT OF ME?

346. YEAH.

347. YOU THINK I'M EVIL?

348. DIDN'T SHARON LOOK PRETTY

349. YESTERDAY?

350. WHAT?

351. SHARON. I WAS SHOCKED.

352. DON'T THINK ABOUT IT.

353. WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY? FOOD?

354. FOOD MAKES YOU HAPPY, RIGHT?

355. I KNOW YOU HAVE LOW

356. SELF-ESTEEM, SO I'LL LET YOU

357. THINK YOU WON.

358. THANK YOU.

359. YOUR ATTITUDE SUCKS.

360. IT SUCKS, AND YOU SUCK.

361. I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

362. WHAT DID YOU READ ME ABOUT

363. NOW, YOU BITCH?

364. GIRL, YOU'RE SO INSECURE.

365. NOBODY WAS EVEN TALKING ABOUT

366. YOU.

367. PAINT YOUR FACE.

368. YOU'RE SUCH A RUDE BITCH,

369. PHI PHI.

370. OH, WELL.

371. YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH

372. IT FOR LONG.

373. JUST LIKE GLEE, THERE'S

374. SOMETHING ABOUT RUPAUL'S DRAG

375. RACE THAT MAKES A QUEEN JUST

376. BREAK OUT IN SONG.

377. COMIN' DOWN THE

378. RUNWAY IN A VELVET GOWN.

379. I'M LATRICE

380. COVER GIRL!

381. WHY YOUR BASE LOOK LIKE CHALK?

382. CRUNCHY TOES, BUSTED POSE.

383. YOU CAN'T WALK.

384. YOU BETTER DO IT, BITCH!

385. WALK.

386. DON'T WALK.

387. WALK!

388. SHE IS SO STUPID.

389. DON'T WALK!

390. ♪ SOP YOU UP

391. THERE YOU GO!

392. DID SHE JUST SAY "A BISCUIT"?

393. YEAH.

394. WHAT'S THAT MEAN, "JESUS IS A

395. BISCUIT"?

396. LET HIM SOP YOU UP.

397. SOP YOU UP?

398. SOP UP STUFF WITH A BISCUIT.

399. YOU DO?

400. Y'ALL SO WHITE AND

401. ANGLO-SAXON AND SHIT.

402. Y'ALL NEVER HEARD OF SOPPING IT

403. UP WITH A BISCUIT?

404. NO.

405. NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S SOP UP?

406. SOPPING IT UP MEANS YOU,

407. LIKE, TAKE YOUR SYRUP AND YOUR

408. BISCUIT OR WHATEVER, AND YOU SOP

409. IT UP.

410. YOU KNOW ABOUT SOPPING IT UP—

411. OH, YOU TAKE THE BISCUIT

412. AFTER—WHEN IT'S ON YOUR PLATE,

413. AND YOU GO...

414. THAT'S SOPPIN' IT UP!

415. THAT'S SOPPIN' IT—YES, I

416. KNOW HOW TO SOP IT UP, GIRL!

417. NOW, A LOT OF WHAT HAPPENS

418. DURING FILMING IS JUST TOO HOT

419. TO AIR, SO LABEL THESE NEXT

420. CLIPS N.S.F.W.

421. NOT SAFE FOR THE WORKROOM.

422. THERE'S A BUNCH OF BOOTIES

423. BACK HERE.

424. MAMA, SOMEBODY LEFT, LIKE, A

425. DIRTY KOTEX IN MY STATION.

426. AAH! I THINK PHI PHI MIGHT BE

427. IN HEAT.

428. GUYS, MY BUTT HURTS.

429. IF YOU FART, BITCH, I SWEAR.

430. 'CAUSE YOUSE A GASSY HO.

431. I CAN'T.

432. YOU NEVER KNOW WHICH END IT'S

433. GONNA COME OUT OF.

434. RICK SANTORUM IS, IF YOU

435. GOOGLE HIS NAME, THERE IS A

436. FILTHY, FILTHY DEFINITION THAT

437. COMES UP, BECAUSE A GAY MAN WAS

438. SMART ENOUGH TO MAKE IT AN URBAN

439. DICTIONARY WORD OR SOMETHING.

440. AND HE HATES GAY PEOPLE.

441. SO I'M GLAD THAT IT'S CALLED

442. THAT.

443. OH... MY GOD.

444. I DID NOT KNOW ALL THIS.

445. THE QUEENS JUST LOVE TO SIT

446. AROUND THE TABLE DEBATING HOT

447. TOPICS.

448. IT'S LIKE THE VIEW, ONLY MORE

449. LADYLIKE.

450. HEY, MISS HASSELBECK,

451. NO TEA, NO SHADE.

452. WORD UP, GIRL.

453. WHAT PRESIDENT DO YOU THINK

454. OR HAVE YOU FOUND TO BE THE

455. BEST OR GOOD-LOOKING?

456. YOU KNOW, LIKE, THE HOTTEST

457. PRESIDENT WE'VE HAD?

458. OH, MY MR. OBAMA.

459. YOU THINK HE'S HOT?

460. ABSOLUTELY, HE'S SO HANDSOME.

461. YOU DO HIM? YEAH?

462. ABSOLUTELY, AND THEN I

463. THINK—

464. BILL CLINTON.

465. BILL CLINTON.

466. THAT'S WHO I GOT MY VOTE.

467. EWW.

468. WHEN HE FIRST STARTED, HE WAS

469. HOT.

470. BUT PRESIDENT OBAMA, HE'S—

471. I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS JUST

472. SO HANDSOME AND SO CHARISMATIC.

473. LINCOLN WAS KIND OF CUTE.

474. HE WAS REALLY, REALLY—HE WAS

475. REALLY TALL AND—

476. IN LIKE A WOODSMAN KIND OF

477. WAY.

478. YEAH, AND HE WORE, LIKE, A

479. STEAMPUNK'S TOP HAT.

480. HE LOOKED REALLY PUNK.

481. DIDN'T GEORGE WASHINGTON WEAR

482. WIGS?

483. HE DID.

484. SO HE COULD DOUBLE OUR

485. COLLECTION.

486. AND TAFT, IF YOU'RE A CHUBBY

487. CHASER.

488. HE WAS ALL RIGHT.

489. HE'S THE ONE THAT GOT STUCK IN

490. THE TUB.

491. HUH.

492. WOW.

493. DOING WHAT?

494. THE ONE THING I DIDN'T GET IS

495. WHAT IS WITH THE WIG WARS WHEN

496. DRAG QUEENS SNATCH OFF THEIR

497. WIGS DURING A LIP-SYNC?

498. WELL, I MEAN—

499. LIKE, YOU TOOK OFF A SEQUINED

500. DRESS, AND YOUR WIG STAYED ON.

501. AND THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHE

502. JUST PULLS HER OFF.

503. WELL, YOU KNOW, I FELT LIKE

504. YOU'RE IN THE MOMENT, AND THAT

505. SONG HAS SO MUCH ANGST GOING ON

506. IN IT, AND I LITERALLY COULDN'T,

507. LIKE, THE HAIR WAS IN MY FACE.

508. WELL, THAT'S ONE THING.

509. SO I WAS LIKE, "I GOTTA GET

510. RID OF THIS HAIR, SO THEY CAN

511. SEE MY LIPS."

512. BUT WHY DID SHE PULL OFF HER

513. WIG?

514. IT JUST—Y'ALL, THEY GOT

515. DOWN, GIRL.

516. THEY GOT DOWN.

517. IT'S LIP SYNC FOR YOUR LIFE.

518. YOU KNOW?

519. IF THE WIG FALLS OFF, IT

520. FALLS OFF, BUT I AM NOT

521. PERSONALLY TAKING THAT BITCH

522. OFF.

523. IT'S ALL STAYING ON, BITCH,

524. WHEN I DO IT.

525. ALL THOSE PINS IN THERE—

526. BITCH, I HAD, LIKE, 40 PINS IN

527. MY HEAD.

528. THAT'S A DESPERATE CRY FOR

529. ATTENTION.

530. A LITTLE I AM WHAT I AM,

531. LA CAGE.

532. YOU KNOW? YEAH.

533. BUT IT'S, LIKE, UNNECESSARY.

534. I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE BORN THIS

535. WAY, BUT...

536. RIGHT.

537. YEAH, RIGHT NOW, YOU GOTTA BE

538. A WOMAN AND STAY A WOMAN.

539. AND YOU'RE KILLING MY ILLUSION.

540. WHERE DO YOU STAND ON THESE

541. VERY IMPORTANT ISSUES?

542. TWEET YOUR THOUGHTS TO

543. MY FAVORITES.

544. COMING UP, NAUGHTY,

545. NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN OUTTAKES FROM

546. OUR CELEBRITY JUDGES.

547. I WANT HER TO FONDLE ME.

548. ALL RIGHT.

549. I'LL FONDLE YOU.

550. PLUS, WE GET UP-CLOSE AND

551. PERSONAL WITH THE FINAL THREE

552. QUEENS.

553. DON'T GO AWAY—THE GLAMAZON

554. EDITION OF RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE

555. IS ABOUT TO POP OFF.

556. HEY!

557. WELCOME BACK TO THE GLAMAZON

558. EDITION OF RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

559. IT'S TIME TO FLASHBACK TO THE

560. QUEENS' MOST MEMORABLE MOMENTS.

561. ALL RIGHT, BOYS.

562. LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

563. NOW THE FIRST QUEEN TO LEAVE US

564. WAS SHANGELA LAQUIFA WADLEY.

565. HALLELU!

566. I'M BACK, BITCHES.

567. HALLELU IS IN THE BUILDING.

568. AFTER TRYING TO CRASH THE

569. PARTY ONE MORE TIME, I HAD HER

570. REMOVED FROM THE COMPETITION...

571. AND SENT SOME PLACE WHERE THEY'D

572. REALLY APPRECIATE HER STYLE AND

573. HUMOR.

574. LET'S JUST SAY THE ZOMBIES

575. ATE HER UP.

576. AAH, HALLELU!

577. HALLELU!

578. HELLO, HOW Y'ALL DOING?

579. ALISA SUMMERS EXPERIENCED

580. QUITE A LOT IN HER SHORT TIME

581. HERE.

582. SHE BRAVED EXPOSURE TO TOXIC

583. WASTE.

584. DO WE GET A BARF BAG?

585. AAH!

586. AND A ZOMBIE ATTACK.

587. BUT HER POST-APOCALYPTIC RUNWAY

588. COUTURE DIDN'T DEVASTATE OUR

589. JUDGES...

590. AND ALISA SUMMERS DID NOT

591. SURVIVE.

592. NOW, LASHAUWN BEYOND WAS

593. SOMETHING UNIQUE TO THIS

594. COMPETITION...

595. A SHY DRAG QUEEN.

596. HI, QUEEN ONE.

597. HI.

598. NOW, HER APOCALYP—

599. HER—HER

600. "POST-APOCOLAKE."

601. HER COUTURE WAS OUT OF THIS

602. WORLD.

603. BUT LASHAUWN LACKED NERVE.

604. AND IT DO TAKE NERVE.

605. WHAT CAN'T YOU BELIEVE?

606. THAT I'M HERE.

607. BITCH, YOU'RE HERE.

608. YEAH, HONEY, YOU BETTER SNAP

609. OUT OF IT.

610. BUT IN WEEK TWO, LASHAUWN WAS

611. SENT TO THE GREAT BEYOND.

612. WHOA.

613. HI.

614. THE PRINCESS, A RESERVED

615. EXTROVERT, STRUGGLED TO LET HER

616. SPARKLE SHINE.

617. DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE COME TO

618. THE END OF YOUR ROAD?

619. AFTER LACKLUSTER

620. PERFORMANCES, THE JUDGES FELT

621. THE PRINCESS DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH

622. ZING IN HER ZEN.

623. BUT SHE'LL LIVE FOREVER AS DRAG

624. RACE ROYALTY.

625. HI, Y'ALL.

626. WHAT'S THE SPANISH WORD FOR

627. ROLLER COASTER?

628. I BET MADAME LAQUEER KNOWS,

629. BECAUSE THAT WAS HER RIDE ON

630. DRAG RACE.

631. SHE WON THE WRESTLING

632. COMPETITION...

633. JIGGLY, GET YOUR BUTT OVER

634. HERE.

635. BUT WAS ALWAYS THAT LAST

636. PERSON PICKED FOR TEAMS.

637. I DIDN'T WANT TO CHOOSE

638. MADAME FOR MY TEAM BECAUSE I

639. DON'T WANT HER.

640. SHE WAS TEAM CAPTAIN FOR THE

641. SITCOM CHALLENGE.

642. BUT AFTER A RAZZIE-WORTHY

643. PERFORMANCE, MADAME LAQUEER HAD

644. TO SASHAY AWAY.

645. HEY, THERE'S A NEW GIRL IN

646. TOWN.

647. LET'S GET TO BUSINESS.

648. NEXT STOP, PARIS, LONDON,

649. MILAN.

650. MAHOGANY.

651. THIS QUEEN BROUGHT BROADWAY

652. EXPERIENCE TO THE COMPETITION.

653. THAT YOUNG MAN LOOK PRETTY

654. MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE A BEAVER

655. ON HIS OWN.

656. UM, MILAN.

657. YOU'RE KIND OF PLAYING THIS

658. STUFF OUT HERE.

659. LOOK AT THE PERSON THAT YOU'RE

660. TALKING TO.

661. SORRY.

662. HER FIERCE LIP SYNC HELPED

663. HER STAY IN THE GAME.

664. BUT THE THIRD TIME, WAS NOT A

665. CHARM.

666. AND MILAN WAS SENT BACK TO

667. BROADWAY.

668. HI.

669. WHAT'S GOOD, LADIES?

670. NEXT UP,

671. MISS JIGGLY CALIENTE.

672. AND YES, YOU MAY CALL HER

673. JIGGLY.

674. SHE STARTED STRONG, BY WINNING

675. THE TOXIC PHOTO SHOOT.

676. YEAH!

677. BUT HER HOARDING COUTURE PUT

678. HER UP FOR ELIMINATION.

679. I'M GETTING MY EYEBALLS

680. ASSAULTED.

681. HER TOUGH NEW YORK

682. ATTITUDE...

683. DO YOU TAKE THE TRAIN AND DRIVE?

684. YES, MAMA, I HAVE TO GET TO

685. WORK.

686. JIGGLY WILL CUT A BITCH.

687. THANK YOU.

688. SOON GAVE WAY TO SELF-DOUBT.

689. WHAT THE HELL WOULD I WRITE

690. ABOUT HOW TO EAT A POUND OF

691. CHICKEN?

692. EXACTLY, THAT'S FUNNY.

693. OH.

694. DAMN.

695. SHE FOUGHT HARD IN THE LIP

696. SYNCS.

697. BUT THE THIRD AND FINAL FACE OFF

698. WAS THE LAST FOR THIS PLUS-SIZED

699. BARBIE.

700. DEUCES.

701. WILLAM'S RARE COMBINATION OF

702. SEXY AND FUNNY MADE HER THE

703. QUEEN TO BEAT.

704. OOH, A 26, DAMN.

705. WE GOT SOME BIG GIRLS.

706. I HOPE THEY DON'T HAVE DIABETES.

707. ALREADY A SUCCESSFUL WORKING

708. ACTOR...

709. YOU LOOK REALLY FAMILIAR, MA.

710. ME?

711. YOU MUST HAVE A TELEVISION.

712. SHE NEVER LET US FORGET IT.

713. I WAS ON BOSTON PUBLIC WITH

714. YOU.

715. I WAS THE BEST FRIEND OF

716. CANDACE KANE WHEN SHE DIED.

717. I DIED ON NIP/TUCK.

718. NEW YORK,

719. WOMEN'S MURDER CLUB.

720. IS THAT WILLAM DROPPING

721. NAMES OVER THERE?

722. HER ACTING EXPERIENCE SERVED

723. HER WELL IN THE CHALLENGES...

724. WILLAM, YOU'RE FUNNY.

725. THANK YOU, HIRE ME.

726. AND SO DID HER SICKENING BODY.

727. I HOPE THAT LOTION'S

728. WATERPROOF.

729. BUT WHEN I DISCOVERED THAT

730. OFFSCREEN, WILLAM HAD VIOLATED

731. SHOW RULES, I HAD NO CHOICE BUT

732. TO GIVE THIS SEXY DRAG QUEEN

733. THE HEAVE-HO.

734. WILLAM, IT HAS COME TO MY

735. ATTENTION THAT YOU HAVE BROKEN

736. THE RULES.

737. WILLAM, I HAVE TO ASK YOU TO

738. LEAVE THE COMPETITION

739. IMMEDIATELY.

740. NOW, SASHAY AWAY.

741. CATEGORY IS...

742. CHEESE DAY.

743. OUR NEXT QUEEN WAS A TASTY

744. SLICE OF CHEESECAKE.

745. DIDA RITZ.

746. BONJOUR, LADIES.

747. FEISTY AND LOVABLE...

748. HOW YOU DOING?

749. HOW YOU DOING?

750. IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

751. DIDA WON FANS ON THE RUNWAY.

752. SUPERMODEL.

753. THE JUDGES LIVED FOR HER LONG

754. LEGS AND CATWALK STOMPING, BUT

755. FELT HER FASHION SENSE WAS A BIT

756. PEDESTRIAN.

757. OUTFIT-WISE, I WASN'T MOVED

758. ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

759. MY NAME IS DIDA RITZ, I'M

760. HERE REPRESENTING—

761. OR RUNNING FOR WIG PARTY.

762. HER PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE DID

763. NOT WIN HER ANY SUPPORTERS...

764. I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE

765. WEAKEST DEBATER.

766. AND SHE WAS VOTED OFF THE

767. SHOW.

768. BUT HAD THERE BEEN A

769. WIG-WHIPPING CHALLENGE, DIDA MAY

770. JUST HAVE GONE ALL THE WAY.

771. WOW.

772. HI, GIRLS.

773. LITTLE KENYA MICHAELS WAS A

774. TINY QUEEN WHO POSED A BIG

775. THREAT TO THE OTHER GIRLS.

776. SHE'S CUTE.

777. FUCK.

778. KENYA WAS A SPICY FIREBIRD

779. ON THE RUNWAY...

780. BELLA!

781. AND IN THE WRESTLING RING.

782. PRAISE GOD!

783. WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?

784. IN THE SNATCH GAME, WE

785. WEREN'T CRAZY IN LOVE WITH HER

786. BEYONCE IMPRESSION.

787. OH!

788. AND KENYA WAS SENT PACKING.

789. AY!

790. BUT THE JUDGES FELT KENYA HAD

791. MORE TO OFFER AND INVITED HER

792. BACK.

793. BUT WHEN HER MAKEOVER OF A DAD

794. TURNED INTO A DUD...

795. BEING PREGNANT'S HARD.

796. MACABRE TOO, APPARENTLY.

797. YEAH.

798. IT WAS HASTA LA VISTA FOR

799. THIS SEXY SENORITA.

800. OW!

801. EAT IT!

802. SIT BACK, RELAX, AND POUR

803. YOURSELF AN ICE COLD GLASS OF

804. MISS LATRICE ROYALE.

805. THE SHADE, THE SHADE OF IT

806. ALL.

807. HER CURVES AND SWERVES HAD

808. THE JUDGES CAPTIVATED, AND SO

809. DID HER BODY SLAMS.

810. AAH!

811. MMM.

812. WELL, HELLO, GORGEOUS.

813. AS LARGE MARGE, SHE KILLED IT

814. IN THE SITCOM CHALLENGE.

815. GET THOSE NUTS AWAY FROM MY

816. FACE.

817. HER FULL-BODIED GRACE AND

818. SOUL MADE HER A CONTENDER TO WIN

819. IT ALL.

820. BUT WHEN HER CANINE COUTURE WENT

821. TO THE DOGS, LATRICE WAS SENT

822. HOME.

823. I AM LATRICE ROYALE.

824. BITCHES BETTER BEWARE.

825. ♪ LATRICE!

826. ROYALE!

827. ALL MY QUEENS ARE SICKENING,

828. NO?

829. BUT WHICH ONE IS YOUR FAVORITE?

830. GO TO NEWNOWNEXT.COM AND VOTE

831. FOR MISS CONGENIALITY.

832. DO IT FOR YOUR LIPS.

833. COMING UP NEXT...

834. NAUGHTY, NEVER BEFORE SEEN

835. MOMENTS OF OUR CELEBRITY

836. JUDGES...

837. I'D RATHER GO TO THE

838. GYNECOLOGIST THAN DO THIS.

839. AND EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEWS OF

840. OUR TOP THREE QUEENS—

841. CHAD MICHAELS, PHI PHI O'HARA,

842. AND SHARON NEEDLES.

843. THE GLAMAZON EDITION OF

844. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE WILL BE

845. RIGHT BACK.

846. AND YOU CAN'T STAND IT.

847. WELCOME BACK TO THE GLAMAZON

848. EDITION OF RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

849. THE BEST SEAT IN TOWN IS THE

850. JUDGES' TABLE.

851. WITH MY BEST SQUIRREL FRIEND,

852. MICHELLE VISAGE, AND MY

853. JUDGE JUDYS, SANTINO RICE, AND

854. BILLY "V" BY MY SIDE—

855. WELL, THINGS CAN GET A LITTLE

856. BIT STUPID.

857. IF YOU DO THE RESEARCH, YOU

858. WON'T HAVE THOSE

859. DEER-IN-HEADLIGHTS MOMENTS.

860. IT'S ALL THE HELP.

861. DID YOU JUST CALL HER THE

862. HELP?

863. NO, I SAID I'M HERE TO HELP.

864. SO I CALLED MYSELF THE HELP.

865. I SEE.

866. IT'S OKAY BECAUSE I CALLED

867. MYSELF THE HELP, AND I AM A

868. BLACK MAN...

869. DRESSED AS A WHITE WOMAN.

870. YES.

871. SOUND FAMILIAR?

872. MM-HMM.

873. I DID THINK OF GREY GARDENS,

874. THAT SMELL OF CAT PISS.

875. I THOUGHT THAT WAS ME, SO—

876. WHEN I LOOK AT YOU, IT ALMOST

877. LOOKS LIKE AN AUSTIN POWERS KIND

878. OF JOKE OR SOMETHING.

879. IF CLOTHES LOOKED LIKE A COUCH,

880. OR AN OTTOMAN, OR A LOVESEAT,

881. YOU JUST WANNA STAY AWAY FROM

882. IT, YOU KNOW?

883. WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?

884. AND NO MATTER WHERE I AM IN

885. THIS STUDIO, I CAN HEAR HER

886. LAUGHS.

887. AND IT'S JUST THE MOST BEAUTIFUL

888. THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

889. EVERY TIME SHE LAUGHS, HER

890. NUTS GET BIGGER.

891. THIS SEASON, THE JUDGES'

892. PANEL WAS MORE STAR-STUDDED THAN

893. EVER.

894. THEY WERE LOOKING GOOD, AND

895. FEELING GORGEOUS.

896. WITH THE TATTOOS, I FELT LIKE

897. I WAS MAYBE ABOUT TO WATCH SOME

898. SORT OF AN ADULT, EROTIC FILM OF

899. SORTS...

900. OH, DEAR.

901. WHICH, NOT OPPOSED TO AT ALL.

902. HELLO.

903. WELL, WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE.

904. AMERICA'S GOT TALENT HAS

905. NOTHING ON THIS SHOW.

906. SHE LOOKS LIKE DIVINE BROWN,

907. BUT WE'RE TRYING TO EXCITE

908. AMERICA, NOT HUGH GRANT.

909. SHE WAS GOING FOR

910. SEX AND THE CITY, AND IT WAS

911. MORE LIKE "SEX IN THE ALLEY."

912. WELL, I'M NOT GONNA TURN THAT

913. DOWN EITHER.

914. I REALLY WANT A DRAG NAME.

915. JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT IS THE

916. BEST DRAG NAME I HAVE EVER

917. HEARD.

918. I'M CHANGING MY NAME TO

919. RUPAUL LOVE HEWITT.

920. NOW, THE CELEBRITIES WEREN'T

921. JUST HERE TO LOOK FIERCE.

922. ONCE I SCANNED THEIR LIBRARY

923. CARDS, THOSE BITCHES WERE READY

924. TO READ.

925. IF WE WERE GONNA GO OUT ON

926. THE TOWN, I'D PULL YOU ASIDE AND

927. SAY, "LET'S GO LOOK IN YOUR

928. CLOSET AND FIND SOMETHING ELSE."

929. THE WIG LOOKED LIKE A LITTER

930. OF KITTENS HAD SUCKED ON IT, AND

931. SHE FOUND IT IN THE GARBAGE.

932. I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A

933. COCKTAIL WITH YOU.

934. WHETHER OR NOT I WOULD GET UP TO

935. USE THE BATHROOM AND NEVER COME

936. BACK, I DON'T KNOW.

937. IS THAT A POT SCRUBBER ON

938. YOUR HEAD, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY

939. TO SEE ME?

940. I WAS WONDERING, AFTER I

941. PAINTED MY ROOM, WHERE THE DROP

942. CLOTH WENT.

943. YEAH, THERE IT IS, RIGHT.

944. THAT'S WHERE IT WAS.

945. LAST NIGHT, MY LEFTOVERS WERE

946. IN THE SHAPE OF ALUMINUM FOIL

947. WITH A SWAN, YOU KNOW?

948. MM-HMM.

949. AND SOMEBODY PUT YOUR

950. LEFTOVERS IN THE SHAPE OF

951. JIGGLY.

952. YOU KNOW, THAT WAS A LITTLE

953. JONBENET RAMSEY.

954. THAT WAS A LITTLE CREEPY FOR ME.

955. YOU KNOW, BEFORE, I HAD A

956. PROBLEM WITH THE MAKEUP EVERY

957. SINGLE TIME.

958. TODAY WAS THE BEST THAT IT'S

959. BEEN.

960. NOW, IS THAT A READ?

961. A LITTLE BIT.

962. UH-HUH.

963. THE CELEBRITIES ALSO REVEALED

964. PLENTY OF PERSONAL INFORMATION

965. THAT WE TASTEFULLY CHOSE NOT TO

966. INCLUDE IN THE SHOW...

967. UNTIL NOW.

968. I NEED MORE ENERGY ON THE PANEL.

969. SO I NEED ABOUT FIVE HAMSTERS.

970. ARE THERE ANY IN THE BUILDING?

971. INCLUDING HER TITS.

972. ALL RIGHT, WY.

973. WINNER OF THE CHALLENGE?

974. THIS IS VERY HARD FOR ME.

975. I FEEL LIKE THEY SHOULD ALL WIN

976. SOMETHING.

977. I'D RATHER GO TO THE

978. GYNECOLOGIST THAN DO THIS.

979. I'M GONNA GO TO THE

980. GYNECOLOGIST WITH YOU AFTER

981. THIS.

982. I LIKE A PAP SMEAR.

983. COUNT ME IN.

984. I LOVE EX-CONS, BUT THAT'S A

985. WHOLE NOTHER SHOW.

986. I'VE GOTTEN IN TROUBLE WITH A

987. COUPLE OF THOSE.

988. I THINK IT CHEAPENS YOU A

989. LITTLE BIT, LIKE A HOOKER IN THE

990. BRONX.

991. THEY'RE EXPENSIVE.

992. OH. OH, ARE THEY?

993. JOHN SAID THEY'RE EXPENSIVE.

994. I HAVE SEEN LARGER QUEENS

995. TURN IT OUT.

996. YES, MISS PERKY.

997. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY

998. CHEST?

999. YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT

1000. ALL DAY, YOU'RE SO CUTE.

1001. GO FORWARD.

1002. I WANT HER FONDLE ME.

1003. I'LL FONDLE YOU.

1004. THERE YOU GO.

1005. PHONE CALL FOR RUPAUL?

1006. OKAY, YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

1007. OBAMA'S CALLING ME REAL QUICK,

1008. HOLD ON.

1009. SOMEBODY SAID YOU'D BUMPED YOUR

1010. HEAD EARLIER.

1011. HOW IS YOUR HEAD?

1012. HAVEN'T HAD ANY COMPLAINTS

1013. YET.

1014. UP NEXT...

1015. YOU'LL BE GAGGING ON THE TOP TEN

1016. FITS AND FASHIONS WITH EXTRA

1017. SPECIAL GUESTS CHANEL, MARIAH,

1018. AND PANDORA BOXX.

1019. AND A PSYCHIC PREDICTION OF WHO

1020. WILL BE NAMED AMERICA'S NEXT

1021. DRAG SUPERSTAR.

1022. WELCOME BACK TO THE GLAMAZON

1023. EDITION OF RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

1024. NOW, THIS SEASON THE RUNWAY WAS

1025. A FASHION PHENOMENON.

1026. AND TO HELP ME RATE THE

1027. RA SHA SHA, I'VE INVITED BACK

1028. QUEENS FROM ALL SEASONS.

1029. WELCOME THE SENSATIONAL CHANEL,

1030. THAT FUNNY FOX PANDORA BOXX, AND

1031. LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, WE CALL

1032. THIS QUEEN MARIAH.

1033. HELLO, LADIES.

1034. HELLO.

1035. HI, RU.

1036. ARE YOU READY TO COUNTDOWN

1037. THE TOP TEN MOST SICKENING FITS

1038. AND FASHIONS OF THE RUNWAY?

1039. UH, MY TUCK IS ON FIRE.

1040. LITERALLY.

1041. LET'S GO.

1042. COMING IN AT NUMBER TEN, MILAN

1043. SERVING DISCO HAREM CHIC.

1044. BURN, BABY, BURN.

1045. T.G.I.F.

1046. SHE CAME OUT LIKE THAT WAS HER

1047. LAST DANCE.

1048. WHEN SHE WAS DANCING AROUND,

1049. IT DEFINITELY TOOK SOME FLIGHT

1050. WITH THE AIR INTO IT.

1051. IT WAS HOT, LOVE IT.

1052. YES, IS IT SOMETHING YOU

1053. WOULD WEAR?

1054. NO, BUT I LIKED IT, YEAH.

1055. NO?

1056. AT NUMBER NINE, IT'S

1057. JIGGLY CALIENTE WORKING HER '80s

1058. RETRO LOOK.

1059. GREY JELLO NEVER LOOKED SO

1060. GOOD.

1061. THERE WAS THE MISSY ELLIOT VIDEO

1062. WHERE THEY, LIKE, PUMPED HER

1063. FULL OF AIR.

1064. RIGHT, RIGHT.

1065. SICKENING, AND THAT GAVE ME,

1066. VERY MUCH, THAT SORT OF FEEL.

1067. I LIVE FOR JIGGLY.

1068. I THINK SHE'S AMAZING.

1069. IN THE NUMBER EIGHT SPOT, IT'S

1070. IT'S LATRICE ROYALE IN ROYAL

1071. BLUE.

1072. OOH, NOW I LOVE THAT DRESS.

1073. I LOVE THE COLOR OF THAT BLUE

1074. WITH THE COLOR OF HER SKIN.

1075. AND WAS LIVING FOR AN

1076. ASYMMETRICAL SILHOUETTE.

1077. TRUE, TRUE GODDESS.

1078. VOLUPTUOUS, BEAUTIFUL.

1079. I LOVE THAT HER EYE SHADOW

1080. MATCHED THE GOWN.

1081. SHE WORE IT IMPECCABLY.

1082. I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE HOW

1083. BEAUTIFUL MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN

1084. LOOKS... GORGEOUS.

1085. HE'S DONE REALLY WELL FOR

1086. HIMSELF.

1087. HE REALLY HAS.

1088. YES, HE HAS.

1089. AT NUMBER SEVEN, PHI PHI O'HARA,

1090. SURVIVOR OF THE RUPOCALYPSE.

1091. VERY.

1092. IT WAS LIKE WATERWOLD MEETS,

1093. WARRIOR PRINCESS.

1094. AND I LOVED THAT WHEN SHE

1095. WALKED, IT WAS VERY MUCH, LIKE,

1096. "I KNOW I'M THE SHIT.

1097. IT'S COOL."

1098. BUSH MEAT NEVER LOOKED SO

1099. GOOD.

1100. I LIVE FOR THE ATTITUDE, THE

1101. CONFIDENCE, THE SILHOUETTE.

1102. IT HAD A PURPOSE.

1103. AND SHE EXECUTED IT VERY WELL.

1104. YOU DIDN'T THINK IT WAS A

1105. LITTLE TOO ROADKILL?

1106. IT GAVE ME BEAVER ON THE SIDE

1107. OF THE ROAD.

1108. BUT, YOU KNOW, WHO DOESN'T LOVE

1109. A GOOD BEAVER?

1110. THAT'S TRUE.

1111. ESPECIALLY ON THE SIDE OF THE

1112. ROAD.

1113. YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

1114. NUMBER SIX, DIDA RITZ...

1115. SERVING GOLD AND GAMS.

1116. VERY FRITZ LANG METROPOLIS.

1117. THE WALMART VERSION.

1118. I WOULDN'T PERSONALLY WEAR IT,

1119. BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT CHEEKY.

1120. WITH HER SKIN TONE, GOLD IS

1121. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.

1122. HER HAVING LEGS FOR DAYS, SHE

1123. CAN REALLY PULL OFF A LOOK LIKE

1124. THAT.

1125. COMING IN AT NUMBER FIVE,

1126. CHAD MICHAELS' RENAISSANCE

1127. REALNESS.

1128. LADY CHATTERLEY.

1129. GORGEOUS, THE DOG DAYS ARE

1130. GONE.

1131. I THINK SHE WAS JOAN OF ARC

1132. IN HER FORMER LIFE.

1133. AT NUMBER FOUR, LITTLE

1134. KENYA MICHAELS IS PRETTY IN

1135. PINK.

1136. OH, LOOK AT HER.

1137. IF NICKI HAD A

1138. MY SIZE BARBIE, THAT WOULD BE

1139. HER.

1140. DEFINITELY.

1141. SHE'S SO ADORABLE.

1142. SHE'S JUST, LIKE, A LITTLE DOLL.

1143. I WANNA PICK HER UP AND SQUEEZE

1144. HER TILL SHE PEES.

1145. I STILL HAVE TO QUESTION IF

1146. EVERYTHING IS DOWN THERE STILL.

1147. SHE IS TRUE, TRUE WALMART FISH.

1148. SHE REALLY IS.

1149. AT NUMBER THREE, IT'S

1150. SHARON NEEDLES, SERVING DRASTIC

1151. PLASTIC CHIC.

1152. WHAT DRAG QUEEN DOES NOT LOVE

1153. A GOOD BATTERY ACID CHEMICAL

1154. PEEL?

1155. I LOVE THE "MADONNA TWO WEEKS

1156. BEFORE THE SUPER BOWL" LOOK.

1157. SHARON HAS SUCH AN INCREDIBLE

1158. ABILITY TO ME TO TAKE SOMETHING

1159. SO ODD AND MAKE IT SO CHIC AND

1160. UGLY-BEAUTIFUL.

1161. THE NUMBER TWO FITS IN

1162. FASHION IS WILLAM'S TUMMY

1163. TROUBLES.

1164. I SAY, "BITCH, THAT'S WHAT

1165. YOU GET FOR EATING SOLID FOOD."

1166. AGREED.

1167. IT'S OBVIOUS SOMEBODY STILL

1168. HAS THEIR GAG REFLEX.

1169. SHE'S GIVING BLONDE TRASH

1170. EVERYWHERE A BAD NAME.

1171. TARA REID WOULD BE PROUD

1172. THOUGH.

1173. TARA REID WOULD BE PROUD.

1174. YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT ABOUT

1175. THAT.

1176. AND NOW, IF I MAY, RU, THE

1177. NUMBER ONE MOST SICKENING FITS

1178. AND FASHION BELONGS TO—

1179. OH, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT JUST ONE.

1180. IT'S 11 TIMELESS LOOKS.

1181. I THINK I KNOW WHERE THIS IS

1182. GOING.

1183. AND THE WINNER IS...

1184. RUPAUL!

1185. ROLL TAPE.

1186. OOPS, UH-OH, I THINK I JUST GOT

1187. FIRED.

1188. ROLL THE OTHER TAPE.

1189. CHANEL, WHICH ONE OF MY OUTFITS

1190. WAS YOUR FAVORITE?

1191. I HAVE TO SAY WITH THE

1192. FEATHERS, THE BLUE FEATHERS.

1193. LIKE, MAY WEST HAD A RUPAUL DRAG

1194. BABY.

1195. I, OF COURSE, LOVE ABSOLUTELY

1196. ALL OF THEM.

1197. YES, THAT GOES WITH SAYING.

1198. IT'S A TOSS-UP BETWEEN THE

1199. BEST LITTLE RUHOUSE IN TEXAS

1200. LOOK.

1201. YES, YES.

1202. OR THE VERY FLOWING, LIKE,

1203. BARBIE MEETS MRS. ROPER LOOK.

1204. YES, YES, I LOVE THAT.

1205. GORGEOUS.

1206. GORGEOUS, GORGEOUS.

1207. I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE YOU OUT,

1208. MARIAH.

1209. I HAVE TO PICK THE EMERALD

1210. GREEN.

1211. I WANTED TO EASE ON DOWN THE

1212. ROAD, AND SNATCH IT RIGHT OUT OF

1213. YOUR CLOSET.

1214. OH, MY GOODNESS.

1215. I'D GIVE IT YOU, BUT I JUST

1216. DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON eBAY.

1217. ALL RIGHT, JUST BETWEEN US

1218. GIRLS, WHO DO YOU THINK SHOULD

1219. BE CROWNED AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

1220. SUPERSTAR?

1221. CHANEL?

1222. CHAD MICHAELS.

1223. HE'S SO SEASONED.

1224. AND HE'S SO PROFESSIONAL.

1225. AND HE'S A PERFECTIONIST IN

1226. EVERY SINGLE THING HE DOES.

1227. PANDORA?

1228. I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO SEE

1229. SHARON NEEDLES TAKE THE TITLE.

1230. BECAUSE I THINK SHE'S SO

1231. DIFFERENT THAN ANY OF THE

1232. PREVIOUS WINNERS THAT SHE WOULD

1233. REALLY JUST TAKE IT TO A WHOLE,

1234. DIFFERENT, CRAZY, SPOOKY LEVEL.

1235. AND I LOVE IT.

1236. MARIAH?

1237. MY PICK HAS TO BE

1238. PHI PHI O'HARA.

1239. SHE'S DEFINITELY HUNGRY.

1240. SHE HAS THE FIRE.

1241. THE ATTITUDE IS CHANNELED THE

1242. RIGHT WAY.

1243. SHE CAN JUST SEAR RIGHT THROUGH

1244. THE COMPETITION.

1245. WELL, LADIES, YOU'LL HAVE TO

1246. WAIT JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE TO

1247. FIND OUT WHO'S CROWNED AMERICA'S

1248. NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

1249. UP NEXT...

1250. WE GET UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL

1251. WITH OUR FINAL THREE—

1252. CHAD MICHAELS, PHI PHI O'HARA,

1253. AND SHARON NEEDLES.

1254. PLUS, A PSYCHIC PREDICTION OF

1255. WHO'LL BE AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

1256. SUPERSTAR.

1257. THE GLAMAZON EDITION OF

1258. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE WILL BE

1259. RIGHT BACK.

1260. WELCOME BACK TO THE GLAMAZON

1261. EDITION OF RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

1262. NEXT WEEK, IT'S ATTACK OF THE

1263. GLAMAZONS, AS CHAD MICHAELS,

1264. PHI PHI O'HARA, AND

1265. SHARON NEEDLES BATTLE IT OUT FOR

1266. THE TITLE OF AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG

1267. SUPERSTAR, AND WALK AWAY WITH

1268. A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF

1269. NICK'S COSMETICS, AND A ONE OF A

1270. KIND TRIP COURTESY OF

1271. ALANDCHUCK.TRAVEL.

1272. HEADLINE LOGO'S DRAG RACE TOUR,

1273. FEATURING COCKTAILS PERFECTED BY

1274. ABSOLUT, AND A CASH PRIZE OF

1275. $100,000 IN THE OVER-THE-TOP

1276. EXTRAVAGANZA THAT YOU WON'T WANT

1277. TO MISS.

1278. THE TIME HAS COME FOR US TO TAKE

1279. AN UP AND CLOSE PERSONAL LOOK AT

1280. THE FINAL THREE.

1281. WELL, HELLO, HELLO.

1282. HI.

1283. HOW ARE Y'ALL DOING?

1284. A CHICAGO SHOWGIRL,

1285. PHI PHI O'HARA IS A FEISTY

1286. FIRECRACKER...

1287. DON'T BE JEALOUS OF MY

1288. BOOGIE.

1289. WITH THE WILL TO WIN...

1290. I WANT TO LOOK LIKE A HOT

1291. MIAMI PIECE OF ASS.

1292. YOU LOOK LIKE IT TO ME.

1293. GOOD.

1294. HUNGRY AND AMBITIOUS...

1295. YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M HUNGRY.

1296. YOU ALL SHOULD BE HUNGRY.

1297. SHE ALWAYS BRINGS HER

1298. "A" GAME.

1299. IF THE FINAL SAY-SO HAPPENED

1300. TODAY, YOU WOULD WIN.

1301. OH, HELL NO!

1302. PHI PHI FIERCE RULED THE

1303. WRESTLING RING.

1304. NOW, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW

1305. TO REALLY BEAT A MUG, BITCH.

1306. AND HER FIGHTING SPIRIT

1307. CAUSED A FEW RUMBLES IN THE

1308. WORKROOM AS WELL.

1309. AT LEAST I AM A SHOWGIRL,

1310. BITCH.

1311. GO BACK TO PARTY CITY, WHERE YOU

1312. BELONG.

1313. BUT PHI PHI ALSO REVEALED A

1314. SOFTER SIDE.

1315. I WISH I HAD A DAD LIKE HIM

1316. TO ACCEPT ME FOR EVERYTHING THAT

1317. I AM.

1318. DO YOU THINK YOUR FATHER WILL

1319. WATCH THIS SHOW?

1320. PROBABLY NOT.

1321. AND THAT'S OKAY.

1322. I'M FINE WITH THAT.

1323. I HOPE HE VALUES...

1324. LIKE, WHO I AM.

1325. I'M A GOOD PERSON.

1326. I REALLY WANT YOU TO HAVE MY

1327. PHONE CALL.

1328. I REALLY WANTED TO WIN IT FOR

1329. YOU.

1330. HONEY, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

1331. YEAH.

1332. PHI PHI O'HARA HAS A MAGIC

1333. COMBINATION OF TALENT, BEAUTY,

1334. AND AMBITION.

1335. BUT, IS IT ENOUGH TO TAKE HER TO

1336. THE VERY TOP?

1337. MORNING, BITCHES.

1338. WHAT'S UP?

1339. HI, EVERYBODY.

1340. LET'S TURN BACK TIME ON

1341. MISS CHAD MICHAELS.

1342. A WORLD-CLASS CHER IMPERSONATOR.

1343. CHER COMES TO HER FOR TIPS.

1344. THIS IS ONE OF MANY NATURAL

1345. HAIR COLORS THAT I'LL BE WEARING

1346. TONIGHT.

1347. I'M CHER, BITCH.

1348. THROUGHOUT THE COMPETITION...

1349. YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?

1350. WE GOT PLENTY FOR YOU TOO.

1351. THIS DARK LADY HAS PROVEN...

1352. OH, OH, DROP IT LIKE IT'S

1353. HOT.

1354. THAT SHE'S MUCH MORE THAN A

1355. GYPSY.

1356. I AM FROM CALIFORNIA.

1357. MORE SPECIFICALLY, THE SHADY

1358. ACRES TRAILER PARK ON DOHENY

1359. BETWEEN WEHO AND BEVERLY HILLS.

1360. TRAMP...

1361. WHAT A JERK.

1362. AND A THIEF.

1363. WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT WE

1364. COULD GET AWAY WITH SNEAKING

1365. INTO A NUT FARM IN THE MIDDLE OF

1366. THE NIGHT?

1367. HAVING ACCOMPLISHED SO MUCH

1368. IN HER CAREER, WILL THE NEXT

1369. FEATHER IN THIS HALF-BREED'S

1370. HEADDRESS BE THE TITLE OF

1371. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR?

1372. SHARON NEEDLES ARRIVED AS THE

1373. FREAKY UNDERDOG.

1374. I LOOK SPOOKY, BUT I'M REALLY

1375. NOT.

1376. AND HER SPOOKY-DRAG PERSONA

1377. SET HER APART FROM THE START.

1378. OH, SHE'S BLEEDING.

1379. GOODNESS.

1380. SOMEBODY CALL A DENTIST.

1381. SHE DIDN'T HIT OFF WITH THE

1382. OTHER GIRLS INITIALLY.

1383. I THINK A LOT OF THE GIRLS

1384. HERE THINK I'M A ONE-TRICK PONY.

1385. YOU KNOW, I'M JUST A SPOOK,

1386. MONSTER GIRL.

1387. JUST PUT SOME WHITE POWDER ON

1388. YOUR FACE AND LOOK GOTHIC.

1389. THAT'S ALL WE NEED YOU TO DO.

1390. BUT SHARON SOON WON OVER THE

1391. JUDGES WITH HER EDGY AESTHETIC.

1392. I DIDN'T EVEN GET THE NAME

1393. RIGHT AWAY.

1394. ALL IN THE PAST, MISS COLE.

1395. OKAY?

1396. YOU KNOW, SO I'M RIGHT THERE

1397. WITH YOU, BUT ANYWAY.

1398. ALL RIGHT, WELL, YES.

1399. BUT SHE WAS PLAGUED BY

1400. NAGGING GUILT OVER HER BOYFRIEND

1401. BACK HOME.

1402. SHE'S AUDITIONED ALL FOUR

1403. YEARS, AND THEN I TRY OUT ONE

1404. TIME AND, YOU KNOW, HERE I AM.

1405. I FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT, ALL THE

1406. TIME.

1407. BUT SHARON ROSE ABOVE AND

1408. KEPT ON WINNING.

1409. CONDRAGULATIONS.

1410. CONDRAGULATIONS.

1411. CONDRAGULATIONS.

1412. YES.

1413. YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS

1414. CHALLENGE.

1415. SHE SHOWED THE JUDGES THAT SHE

1416. COULD DIVERSIFY HER DARK-SIDED

1417. DRAG.

1418. BUT ALWAYS STAYED TRUE TO HER

1419. OWN UNIQUE STYLE.

1420. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU CAME OUT OF

1421. ITALIAN VOGUE.

1422. OOH.

1423. FROM SPOOKY TO UNSPOOKABLE,

1424. DOES SHARON NEEDLES HAVE THE

1425. FRIGHT STUFF TO BE AMERICA'S

1426. NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR?

1427. THE TOP THREE GIRLS, THE BEST OF

1428. THE BEST.

1429. SO WHICH OF THESE AMAZING QUEENS

1430. HAS THE CHARISMA, UNIQUENESS,

1431. NERVE, AND TALENT TO BE

1432. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR?

1433. LET'S CONSULT THE STARS.

1434. TELL US WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS,

1435. MADAME VISAGE.

1436. CHAD MICHAELS.

1437. CHAD MICHAELS IS A PISCES AND

1438. FISH ALWAYS DO WELL IN THIS

1439. COMPETITION.

1440. I PREDICT CHAD MICHAELS WILL BE

1441. AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

1442. OH, SPOIL ALERT.

1443. WELL, WHAT'S THE STORY FOR THE

1444. OTHERS?

1445. SHARON NEEDLES IS A LEO WITH

1446. SCORPIO RISING AND PANTIES

1447. DROPPING.

1448. I SEE IT NOW.

1449. SHARON NEEDLES WILL WIN THIS

1450. COMPETITION.

1451. WAIT A MINUTE, I THOUGHT YOU

1452. SAID CHAD MICHAELS WAS GONNA

1453. WIN.

1454. WHAT, YOU—WHAT?

1455. YOU DON'T QUESTION MADAME

1456. VISAGE, GIRL.

1457. HOLD THE CELESTIAL PHONE.

1458. PHI PHI O'HARA IS A

1459. DOUBLE-JOINTED VIRGO.

1460. AS SEE IT AS CLEAR AS A LUCITE

1461. HOOKER-HEEL.

1462. PHI PHI O'HARA IS THE WINNER OF

1463. RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

1464. DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB,

1465. MADAME VISAGE.

1466. WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT MY BOOB

1467. JOB?

1468. WELL, WHAT IS CRYSTAL CLEAR

1469. IS THIS COMPETITION HAS NEVER

1470. BEEN SO CLOSE.

1471. AND, WITH A CASH PRIZE OF

1472. $100,000, NEXT WEEK'S FINAL

1473. CHALLENGE PROMISES TO BE THE

1474. MOST PRESSURE-FILLED AND

1475. SURPRISING IN DRAG RACE HISTORY.

1476. YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS A MOMENT.

1477. UNTIL NEXT WEEK...

1478. IF YOU CAN'T LOVE YOURSELF, HOW

1479. IN THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA LOVE

1480. SOMEBODY ELSE?

1481. CAN I GET AN AMEN UP IN HERE?

1482. AMEN.

1483. ALL RIGHT.

1484. LET THE MUSIC PLAY.