RuPaul's Drag Race 4x11

1. Previously,

2. on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

3. I want you to meet some

4. DILTFs...

5. Whoa.

6. Or Dad's I'd Like To Frock.

7. You know who you look

8. like right now?

9. Rick James.

10. How are you doing?

11. Pretty good, you?

12. Don't talk to my dad.

13. That's what I like, 'cause

14. that way, I can school

15. these hos.

16. Phi Phi loves to come for me.

17. Come for me, baby.

18. Condragulations.

19. You are the winner of this

20. challenge.

21. Woo, yeah, girl!

22. Latrice Royale.

23. Shantay, you stay.

24. Thank you.

25. Lil' Kenya Michaels.

26. Sashay away.

27. And, tonight,

28. the queens get catty.

29. And it's any

30. bitch's game.

31. You're on stage lying,

32. is what you're doing.

33. I'm not lying.

34. Bullshit.

35. With extra-special

36. guest judges Rose McGowan

37. and Wynonna Judd.

38. The winner of "Rupaul's Drag

39. Race" will receive...

40. a lifetime supply of NYX

41. cosmetics, a one-of-a-kind trip

42. courtesy of ALandCHUCK.travel,

43. headline Logo's Drag Race Tour

44. featuring Absolut Vodka,

45. cocktails perfected,

46. and a cash prize of $100,000,

47. and may the best woman win.

48. We are back in the workroom

49. this morning, Kenya's gone

50. again, and we're sad,

51. but we're kinda glad that

52. she didn't knock any of

53. the fantastic four out of

54. the running.

55. Girl, I say bye again.

56. Read the whole thing

57. in that voice.

58. When I leave this competition,

59. I feel loved.

60. I love you and the winner is...

61. I don't know.

62. I'm pretty sure she just

63. forgot to write my name.

64. Oh, um, I won a trip to Vegas,

65. just in case y'all missed that

66. on the stage.

67. You gonna be on vacation

68. a lot, bitch.

69. Where's my vacation?

70. All I wanted was a cruise.

71. Shut up, stupid.

72. You're not gettin' one.

73. It's your second time on

74. the bottom.

75. Yeah, my second time on

76. the bottom, but you know what?

77. If you're not at the top,

78. at this point,

79. you're on bottom.

80. But some of us have not

81. lip sync'd yet.

82. Well, girl, I can't help it

83. if I'm consistent.

84. Oh, now it's consistently

85. perfect.

86. I'm consistent, girl.

87. I brought my A-game to this

88. competition.

89. If perfection is the worst thing

90. that people can call me,

91. then call it.

92. Well, they don't want you

93. breakin' a hip up there.

94. Ooh, girl,

95. you got SheMail.

96. Hello, my pets.

97. Hi, baby.

98. If life's a ball,

99. well, I say, go fetch it, girl,

100. because it's a drag-eat-drag

101. world out there, and sometimes

102. a queen's best friend can be

103. a real bitch.

104. Hello, hello, hello.

105. Good morning.

106. Hi, Ru.

107. For today's mini-challenge,

108. we're gonna have a good,

109. old-fashioned bitchfest.

110. Ooh.

111. And we're gonna do it

112. with puppets.

113. Everyone loves puppets.

114. Everyone loves puppets.

115. First, you pick a puppet

116. that represents one of your

117. competitors.

118. Second, you drag it up.

119. Third, you and the puppet

120. have a bitchfest.

121. First up, Sharon Needles.

122. Reach inside that black hole

123. and pick your puppet.

124. Careful, there might be

125. teeth in there.

126. Oh, Miss Chad Michaels.

127. The resemblance is uncanny.

128. Next up, Latrice Royale.

129. Ho, ho.

130. Oh, of course.

131. I got Sharon Needles.

132. Next up, Chad Michaels.

133. Phi Phi O'Hara.

134. Last, but not least,

135. Phi Phi O'Hara.

136. A little black face means...

137. You have 20 minutes to drag

138. up your puppet.

139. On your mark.

140. Get set.

141. Go!

142. Come me some black and some

143. black and then give me some

144. more black because that

145. is Sharon Needles—down.

146. I'm gonna kick

147. your ass, Chad.

148. Why? What did I do?

149. Bitch, I'm not that orange.

150. What the hell?

151. Sharon's doll looked like

152. a burn victim.

153. I guess it's plastic surgery

154. gone wrong.

155. All right, time's up.

156. Let the bitchfest begin!

157. Hi, Miss Michaels.

158. Oh, hi, Sharon.

159. You're just a vision

160. of perfection.

161. But Michelle Visage

162. wants me to show some rough

163. and tough looks on the runway.

164. What does that bitch want

165. outta me?

166. I think you look perfect,

167. especially your silicone work.

168. Sweetie, getting

169. silicone removed from your face

170. is about as hard as getting

171. a cigarette around here.

172. Can I get a fucking

173. cigarette!

174. Hey, Sharon, good to see you.

175. Fuck off.

176. No, really, girl

177. what's going on?

178. I didn't get my

179. fucking cruise.

180. Where's my fucking cruise?

181. Girl, just calm down because

182. you're kinda spooky.

183. Well, thank you,

184. Latrice—fuck off.

185. Okay, thanks.

186. I certainly never

187. tell anyone to fuck off.

188. Hi, Phi Phi,

189. how are you doing today?

190. Um, I just wanted

191. to say that I love everybody.

192. You know, I'm always afraid

193. I'm gonna snag my costume on

194. your tooth, girl.

195. Oh, my god, I can't

196. believe you went there,

197. Chad Michaels.

198. I'll get you later.

199. And what about your wig,

200. Phi Phi?

201. It's really pretty, but haven't

202. you worn that like three times

203. already?

204. My snaggletooth is not

205. that big and that puppet

206. looked nothing like me.

207. Well, maybe you could get

208. the help to help you out

209. next time, Phi Phi.

210. I am not a racist.

211. I do not know why you guys

212. keep harping on that.

213. Well, yes, you're right,

214. Phi Phi.

215. You're absolutely right.

216. I'm sure America's just gonna

217. love you.

218. Bring it on, bitch.

219. Unh-unh!

220. Chad got some shade

221. that lies deep within, honey.

222. Hey, Latrice,

223. how are you doin'?

224. ♪ Comin' down

225. Oh, is that your new single?

226. Yeah,

227. I'm the Barry White of drag.

228. Oh, and that's like a real

229. beautiful necklace.

230. Where'd you get that from?

231. Well, my friend,

232. LaSean B—

233. Oh, Lord, Jesus.

234. Oh, girl, this is awkward.

235. We should probably go.

236. Yay!

237. Ladies, you let it all

238. hang out.

239. The winner of today's

240. mini-challenge is...

241. Chad Michaels.

242. Phi Phi, we won it!

243. I love you, Phi Phi.

244. Condragulations, you're

245. the baddest bitch in town.

246. Thanks, Ru.

247. All right, ladies,

248. in the great tradition

249. of Paris is burning, for this

250. week's main challenge,

251. we're throwing our first ever

252. Bitch Ball.

253. Oh...

254. And, you'll be doing it,

255. doggy style.

256. First category,

257. Daytime Dog Park Realness.

258. Second category is...

259. Pooch In A Purse Party Girl.

260. Third category is

261. Canine Couture...

262. a high fashion look

263. inspired by a real live dog.

264. Puppies!

265. Oh, babies.

266. How cute.

267. Meet your fashion inspiration

268. and runway partners...

269. Filan, a Chinese Crested,

270. Callie, a Standard Poodle,

271. Baby-face, a Pomeranian,

272. and Hunter, a Bloodhound.

273. Chad, since you won

274. the mini-challenge,

275. you get to match each queen

276. with her dog.

277. Hi, Hunter.

278. We're gonna do opposites

279. attract.

280. I knew you were gonna do

281. that to me.

282. Bitch.

283. Little baby.

284. Oh, little baby.

285. So, Baby-face is with

286. Latrice.

287. You're beautiful, but you're

288. kinda edgy and crazy.

289. Come here, Callie.

290. Callie goes with

291. Sharon Needles.

292. And I'm gonna take you,

293. you little beauty.

294. Chad is partnered with Filan.

295. Aw...

296. Ladies, you can use your

297. own drag, plus furry fixings

298. we've provided.

299. And "RuPaul's Drag Race"

300. Iron Fist shoes.

301. Oh!

302. I think Phi Phi might

303. be in heat.

304. Wow, Phi Phi.

305. Gentlemen, start your engines

306. and may the best bitch win.

307. Whoa!

308. I'm already tired.

309. See, this is a mess.

310. This is how you steal

311. my heart right here.

312. We're all just bonding

313. with our dogs and I'm noticing

314. that Phi Phi's dog

315. is a real handful.

316. You're impossible.

317. Stay here for like five seconds.

318. Ah!

319. You know, Hunter seemed to

320. take a liking to Phi Phi.

321. Ew, you're drooling on

322. my artwork.

323. Phi Phi's dog is helping

324. her draw.

325. I definitely got

326. the worst dog.

327. I mean, who really wants to

328. fashion their clothes after

329. a bloodhound?

330. Are you mad at me?

331. No, Chad, why would I be

332. mad at you?

333. This is a competition.

334. Well, you're the only one

335. that really looks at it

336. that way right now.

337. Sharon, I don't need

338. your two cents.

339. I didn't do it to fuck

340. you over, girl.

341. I didn't say you did, did I?

342. I know, but you just seem

343. like mad.

344. Chad, she's full of crap.

345. She knows that I am one of

346. the strongest competitors here

347. and so she's trying to get me

348. out of the game.

349. Don't be mad, girl.

350. Girl, shut up.

351. She just told me to shut up.

352. Coming up...

353. Have you controlled his, uh,

354. saliva?

355. Oh, no.

356. Is that your inspiration?

357. I know he had a plan.

358. He can deny it as much

359. as he wants, but I'm still

360. gonna win this challenge.

361. Get inspired.

362. Tell me what I should use.

363. Do you like this?

364. Do you like this fabric?

365. Mwa!

366. For today's challenge,

367. we need to create three distinct

368. looks for The Bitch Ball;

369. Dog Park Realness,

370. Puppy In A Purse,

371. and Canine Couture,

372. inspired by our dogs.

373. Who's yappin'?

374. Is that Willam droppin'

375. names over there?

376. Shut yer yapper.

377. You guys, I think Phi Phi might

378. be pissed off at me

379. for givin' her that bloodhound.

380. Well, she's not happy

381. about it.

382. You know, if the shoe was

383. on the other foot, she would

384. have tried to get us with her

385. dog decisions.

386. I didn't do it to fuck

387. anybody over, but it's also,

388. I fuckin' won the challenge,

389. so it's up to me.

390. True, that.

391. This is a competition.

392. I can't be preoccupied with

393. how Phi Phi's feeling.

394. I know you're excited

395. I'm back.

396. I know he had a plan.

397. He can deny it as much as

398. he wants.

399. But, I mean, in the end,

400. I'm still gonna win this

401. challenge.

402. This is gonna be so different

403. to see you in white, bitch.

404. In white.

405. Well, I mean, you usually don't

406. see a dark lady in the dog

407. park during the day.

408. This'll be somewhat

409. of a challenge.

410. Hello, hello, hello.

411. Hello.

412. Hey, Ru.

413. You look like you could use

414. a little pup talk.

415. Where you going?

416. Hey, Latrice.

417. Hey, Ru.

418. Hey, Baby-face.

419. Now you've gotten heat in

420. the past from the judges—

421. I have.

422. Santino, about your styling

423. and your fashion sense.

424. Yes.

425. Are you worried about that

426. at all?

427. No, not really because

428. the things that I have sewn

429. myself, people have raved about.

430. Good because you are in

431. the final four.

432. Oooh, oooh, oooh.

433. But, I've gotta say,

434. there is no room for excuses,

435. or mistakes, at this point.

436. 100,000 coins, darling.

437. And I need every bit of

438. all of that because my life has

439. been such a roller coaster

440. and I've been so unstable for

441. so long, this is going to like

442. put me where I'm supposed to be.

443. Being in prison, I lost

444. everything, and it was hard,

445. that that 100 grand, baby,

446. that can buy some stuff.

447. Remember, we want to see

448. a storyline on the runway.

449. I'm gonna let you get back

450. to it.

451. Bye, Baby-face.

452. That bitch is ignoring me.

453. Thank you, Ru.

454. Well, hello, there.

455. Are you making love to Filan?

456. I've got puppy love.

457. The judges in the past,

458. Michelle, said that, you know,

459. that you're sometimes too

460. polished.

461. What does that mean to you?

462. I don't know what that

463. means, Ru, honestly.

464. I didn't come here not to be

465. perfect.

466. I think she wants more depth

467. from you and this is the perfect

468. challenge for that.

469. What are you gonna do for

470. your Daytime Dog Park Realness?

471. It's going to be almost

472. a little bit "Little House on

473. the Prairie."

474. But that's not particularly

475. a modern look.

476. It's gonna work out

477. really well.

478. We're asking you to be

479. fashion forward.

480. You've got a lot of work to do.

481. I'm gonna let you and Filan

482. get to it.

483. See you in a minute.

484. Okay, thanks.

485. Sharon Needles and Callie.

486. Yeah, hi.

487. Hi.

488. So, tell us about your Canine

489. Couture inspired by Callie.

490. I guess I'm kind of going

491. for a tight bodysuit

492. and then use the fur as maybe

493. like a big bolero.

494. That's interesting.

495. I think I am gonna be

496. golden tan tomorrow.

497. I'm runnin' out of pale

498. foundation, so...

499. Are you transforming into a...

500. someone we don't know?

501. Well, you know, um...

502. We'll have to see.

503. That's interesting to hear.

504. We're down to the best of

505. the best.

506. You and Callie have a lot

507. of work cut out for you.

508. Uh-huh.

509. So I'll let you get back

510. to it, okay?

511. Yeah, no problem. Thanks.

512. Well, Phi Phi and Hunter.

513. How are you kids getting along?

514. Well, I mean, it was

515. difficult at first, but he's

516. calmed down and he's allowed

517. me to work, so...

518. Right, so have you controlled

519. his saliva?

520. Oh, no.

521. Is that your inspiration?

522. Absolutely, a sticky,

523. wet mess.

524. Tell me about your Dog Park

525. Realness.

526. I really wanna take it like

527. to Paris and—

528. Oh?

529. Poodle skirt type of look—

530. But, uh, the poodle skirts

531. were from the '50s and you've

532. got a bloodhound.

533. I'm gonna intertwine both

534. of those like styles to make

535. one look.

536. Well, you know, we really

537. want the costumes to speak for

538. themselves.

539. We don't really want a lot of

540. explanation.

541. Okay.

542. All right, you get back

543. to work.

544. I have a lot to do.

545. Bond with Hunter.

546. We have.

547. He's taking a nap.

548. All right.

549. Thank you, Ru.

550. All right, ladies,

551. gather around.

552. Tomorrow, on the main stage,

553. we'll be joined by our

554. extra-special guest judges.

555. She's no bitch, but she plays

556. one on TV and in the movies,

557. Rose McGowan will be here.

558. I love Rose, oh, my god.

559. Really?

560. And the platinum-selling,

561. country superstar who's

562. always best in show,

563. Wynonna Judd will be here.

564. Wow!

565. Don't say it, don't say it.

566. I love the Judds.

567. I love Wynonna's music.

568. She's a kickass rock 'n roll

569. chick.

570. In addition to modeling your

571. three doggy-style outfits,

572. there's just one more little

573. thing.

574. You'll need to perform

575. a Broadway-style opening number.

576. They're saying we've

577. got time to do this.

578. We're trying to pull these three

579. looks together.

580. Think "Cats", but,

581. you know, but with dogs.

582. Chad, since you won the

583. min-challenge, you're in charge.

584. Shit.

585. Is Ru serious?

586. Is he trying to kill me?

587. Ladies, the dog days

588. aren't over.

589. In fact, they're just beginning,

590. so don't fuck it up.

591. All right, bye.

592. Bye, Ru.

593. Coming up...

594. Start maybe center or maybe

595. you're just sittin' there

596. like...

597. Yeah, scratchin' fleas.

598. Maybe we could do—

599. Well, you're in charge,

600. so just pick and let's

601. get to it.

602. It is so tense right now.

603. I can't take too much more

604. of this.

605. All right, bitches, it is

606. time to rehearse the dance

607. routine for The Bitch Ball.

608. Let's do some blocking.

609. Kind of, my idea is for Phi Phi

610. to start, like maybe, center—

611. And maybe we should kind of

612. be in hidden pose until we're

613. supposed to animate.

614. Or maybe you're just sittin'

615. there like...

616. Yeah, scratchin' fleas

617. or like you know how in theater

618. how things are completely still?

619. I kinda like the idea of

620. everyone being animated.

621. Maybe we could do—

622. Well, you're in charge, so

623. just pick and let's get to it.

624. I would like you to do

625. a pose.

626. All righty. Go.

627. Or sideways.

628. As we get up on on our first

629. line, move up with Phi Phi.

630. So, make we just crawl up

631. to one point for our line

632. and then we...

633. Okay, this is how it really

634. should go, like a real show,

635. because this makes no sense.

636. So, when we're standing

637. in our line, all of should

638. get in our four spots,

639. and we should land here like

640. we're in a musical or else

641. it's gonna look like crap.

642. I'm kinda not having it because

643. I really just wanna get all my

644. stuff done and I really just

645. wanna make sure that this

646. rehearsal goes fast.

647. ♪ Woo!

648. You're traveling this way

649. and then you can just like

650. slide in...

651. I was the one that was chosen

652. to lead, so girlfriend really

653. needs to calm down and let me

654. get a word in edgewise.

655. You can stay where you are,

656. but we'll come in front and then

657. you can like bust through

658. to the front.

659. No, that's too long, Mary.

660. We're talking about

661. the first part before we move.

662. Why are we talking about

663. that when we were just

664. discussing the second part?

665. So that we can get our

666. transitions all clear for

667. everybody.

668. But we're not transitioning

669. there.

670. That's what we just practiced.

671. It is so tense right now.

672. I can't take too much more

673. of this, so let's clear it

674. on up.

675. Here we go—five, six, seven,

676. eight, bitches.

677. Ah!

678. Does everybody feel good

679. about this?

680. Ow!

681. Don't eat it.

682. So much to do.

683. Yeah, now it's down.

684. This challenge is a little

685. bit intimidating just by

686. the shear volume of the work

687. that we have to do.

688. I mean, that's three looks.

689. That's a lot of styling

690. and sewing and hair.

691. It's gonna be quite

692. interesting on that runway

693. tomorrow.

694. I'm just thinking about

695. how much I'm gonna whoop

696. Chad's ass in the challenge.

697. You're hungry, honey.

698. You're damn right I'm hungry.

699. I don't understand what makes

700. me so much more hungry than

701. you guys, though.

702. We feel you behind us

703. pushin' us down the stairs.

704. I saw that movie, girl.

705. Yeah, I'm a hungry bitch.

706. I mean, this is a competition.

707. There's so much at stake.

708. There's so many opportunities

709. from this.

710. They are just concerned

711. because they know that

712. I'm here to win it.

713. I love everybody.

714. Famous last words.

715. I do.

716. That's what the puppet

717. head said.

718. Shut up.

719. What do you think, Needles?

720. Diva.

721. Fantastic.

722. What do you think?

723. Gorgeous, darling.

724. Turn it around, let me see it.

725. Work!

726. Work!

727. I still have to sew

728. a complete dress tonight.

729. Ha.

730. My original concept was to

731. create a bolero on a leotard.

732. Then I realized I've never

733. sewn a bolero.

734. I feel like I need some

735. methamphetamines to get

736. this project done.

737. Just say no, Needles.

738. One down.

739. What do you think of this

740. boot, Phi?

741. Um, it's very much

742. a poodle.

743. We've been working on our

744. outfits for a while.

745. The only thing that Sharon has

746. accomplished is he glued some

747. fur on a boot.

748. Phi Phi, can I steal you

749. for a minute?

750. Mama, come here for a minute.

751. Me?

752. Yeah.

753. I'm exhausted.

754. I've never done a hem.

755. Do I just fold it?

756. Yes.

757. I know I have three looks to

758. put together and on top of that

759. sewing a new outfit.

760. It's just the straw on

761. the camel's back.

762. God damn it, my fabric got

763. caught in my machine.

764. Sharon's in trouble.

765. I think that top four

766. is her stop.

767. This is where you off,

768. Sharon Needles.

769. And back to work.

770. It's a dog-eat-dog world.

771. Today, we're getting ready

772. for RuPaul's Bitch Ball.

773. We know that one of us gotta

774. go today, so everybody's

775. a little up in arms trying

776. to pull it out real quick.

777. It's gonna be top three

778. after this.

779. I know.

780. The stakes are really high

781. right now.

782. I'm gonna lose my damn mind.

783. We don't want to spin

784. off the board.

785. I'm feeling not so confident.

786. I'm not sure, this time,

787. if it's gonna be enough to keep

788. me out of the bottom two.

789. Miss Michaels, remember how

790. psychic I was when we first

791. got here?

792. Oh, my god.

793. It was so crazy.

794. This bitch literally

795. predicted the whole sitcom

796. and mugshot challenge before

797. it happened.

798. Told you I was a witch.

799. Sharon?

800. Uh-huh?

801. Since you're

802. Miss Clairvoyant,

803. who's the top three?

804. I predict it will be Latrice,

805. and Miss Michaels and, uh...

806. Phi Phi O'Hara.

807. And you're saying this

808. based on?

809. Off, you know, my energies

810. that I'm—

811. Oh, whatever.

812. —collecting deep into my,

813. uh, subconscious.

814. Are you sure it's not because

815. you don't feel so confident?

816. I'm probably the most

817. worried, but do I want to be

818. in that top three?

819. Absolutely.

820. Coming up...

821. Your sparkles are a plenty.

822. Your boots, oh, my gosh.

823. It's not realness.

824. I have no interest in real.

825. I find real people boring.

826. Hey, guys.

827. Hey, Ru.

828. Hey.

829. Welcome to the main stage

830. of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

831. Michelle Visage, well,

832. you look well groomed tonight.

833. Bitch, please.

834. Santino Rice, you dirty dawg.

835. Rose McGowan, you look

836. beautiful.

837. Thank you, darling.

838. I love your roses.

839. Black roses.

840. The best kind.

841. And one of my doggone

842. favorite singers,

843. Wynonna Judd is here.

844. How you doin', mama?

845. I like it... r-r-r-ruff!

846. Aroo?

847. This week, our queens

848. unleashed their talent

849. and created three

850. doggy-inspired looks.

851. Are you ready to get this

852. Bitch Ball rolling?

853. Ready.

854. Gentlemen, start your engines

855. and may the best woman win.

856. Ooh.

857. Ugh!

858. Girl!

859. Let the Bitch Ball begin.

860. Category is Daytime Dog Park

861. Realness.

862. Latrice Royale.

863. Hey, girl, give a dog a bone.

864. I made a little fun skirt,

865. a little slinky top,

866. and some cute pumps.

867. This, honey, this is what

868. I will wear to the dog park.

869. She's a real

870. tail-wagger.

871. Next up,

872. Phi Phi O'Hara.

873. Oh, she's brought her own

874. pooper scooper.

875. Oh, my gosh.

876. I'm loving my Daytime Dog

877. Park Realness look.

878. I'm Nicki Minaj meets Barbie.

879. Well,

880. poop-poop-i-doo.

881. Phi Phi's the shit.

882. Next, Sharon Needles.

883. Just another dog day afternoon.

884. Is this another

885. Simpson sister?

886. I'm serving true dog

887. park realness, kind of inspired

888. by late '60s, Italian fashion

889. photographs.

890. She looks fetching.

891. That's right, clean up

892. after your dog.

893. Chad Michaels.

894. Oh, she lost her doggy.

895. I'm really loving my

896. Daytime Dog Park Realness.

897. It's light, it's flowy,

898. and I feel beautiful in it.

899. I told you to keep

900. your dog on its leash.

901. Oh, you'll find it.

902. Category is Pooch In A Purse

903. Party Girl Realness.

904. Latrice Royale.

905. Hey!

906. Well, she is on

907. the VIP list.

908. Uh-huh.

909. My party girl look

910. is very chic, very let's go

911. cha-cha, boo-boo.

912. I'll meet you at the club.

913. She's all up

914. in the club, the kennel club.

915. Phi Phi O'Hara.

916. Oh...

917. Can I borrow that wig?

918. That's your hair, Wynonna.

919. Oh, I am so sorry.

920. Oh, my goodness, look at

921. those heels.

922. Her dogs must be barking.

923. My "It" girl looks like

924. Rihanna if Rihanna had a dog.

925. It's edgy.

926. She carries her

927. poochy in her Gucci.

928. Sharon Needles.

929. Oh.

930. Rock 'n Roll

931. Party Girl.

932. If Kourtney and Lindsay

933. had a baby.

934. Yes.

935. What's she got around her

936. ankle? Uh-oh.

937. Oh, it's a scram bracelet.

938. Of course.

939. Yes, it is.

940. I'm serving

941. heroin-chic, hung over, party

942. girl realness like

943. the celebrities I see

944. in the tabloids.

945. Uh-oh, uh-oh.

946. Eat a sandwich.

947. Chad Michaels.

948. Posh Party Girl.

949. Ready for the

950. paparazzi.

951. I'm serving structured

952. Kardashian realness.

953. I'm feeling very confident.

954. I'm feeling a little bitchy

955. in it.

956. She has a big

957. diamond from her rich man.

958. Yes.

959. She's got a big behind

960. right now, too.

961. Very Kardashian.

962. Category is Canine Couture

963. Eleganza.

964. Latrice Royale

965. and her dog, Baby-face.

966. Very Mahogany.

967. Yes.

968. Look at that furry muff.

969. I'm feeling that

970. I'm sleek, sophisticated,

971. simple, clean silhouette

972. and I'm feeling good

973. and looking gorgeous.

974. She's dressed to

975. the canines.

976. Phi Phi O'Hara and her dog,

977. Hunter.

978. Lady boy and the tramp.

979. Oh, look at

980. Hunter's bowtie.

981. I'm a hound dawg.

982. I'm just trying to

983. serve the judges glamorous fish

984. and they couldn't take their

985. eyes off me.

986. Oh, yeah.

987. You know what

988. he smells.

989. What does he smell?

990. Pussy willows?

991. Oh, of course.

992. Sharon Needles

993. and her dog, Callie.

994. Callie Caliente.

995. That bitch

996. is in heat.

997. Her poodle's on fire.

998. It looks like I'm

999. walking three Callies.

1000. I kept all the fur on

1001. the lower half of me and her

1002. height matched up perfectly

1003. to my Canine Couture boots.

1004. Do the boots match the dog,

1005. or does the dog match the boots?

1006. Chad Michaels and her dog,

1007. London-Paris-Filan.

1008. Every dog has its Day-Laurenta.

1009. My Canine Couture

1010. is just a slight nod to

1011. Cruella De Vil on vacation

1012. in Aspen.

1013. It's a little

1014. "101 Dalmatians."

1015. Cruella.

1016. Yes, very Cruella.

1017. See you on the slopes.

1018. Coming up...

1019. You've got a lot of sass

1020. and a lot of class.

1021. And a lot of ass.

1022. Eat it.

1023. To be America's Next Drag

1024. Superstar, we need a sweetheart.

1025. Bullshit.

1026. Welcome, ladies.

1027. Let's go straight to

1028. the judges' critiques.

1029. First up, Latrice Royale.

1030. I'm loving the whole

1031. Mahogany thing.

1032. Thank you.

1033. I just think you've

1034. got a lot of sass

1035. and a lot of class.

1036. And a lot of ass.

1037. Pow! Eat it!

1038. Some men like a little meat

1039. with their potatoes.

1040. Out of all three looks,

1041. I think the Daytime was your

1042. least successful.

1043. A glitter navy skirt going to

1044. the dog park, a little much.

1045. Your Canine Couture, simple.

1046. I would have liked a little

1047. bit more.

1048. Thank you, Latrice.

1049. Next up, Phi Phi O'Hara.

1050. Because I worked with my

1051. prissy-butt mom for ten years,

1052. I'm always looking for

1053. the head-to-toe.

1054. I think, makeup-wise,

1055. it's flawless.

1056. Your sparkles are a plenty.

1057. Your boots, oh, my gosh.

1058. The "Dogs" production,

1059. you stole the show.

1060. You were fully into like the

1061. cute little ditzy dog role.

1062. Your Japanime-over-the-top

1063. Daytime Realness was not

1064. realness.

1065. I have no interest in real.

1066. I find real people boring.

1067. I'd be far happier to see you

1068. at my dog park any day than

1069. to see somebody in sweatpants

1070. and tennis shoes.

1071. She would hate us at

1072. the dog park, Wy.

1073. I don't go to the dog park.

1074. I have people that do that

1075. for me.

1076. Next up, Chad Michaels.

1077. The only thing I would say,

1078. as an opening, the lip sync

1079. was a bit off.

1080. Ooh, okay.

1081. Your Canine Couture really

1082. shocked me when you came out.

1083. It doesn't have to be so

1084. old lady.

1085. There's something about

1086. that look that just...

1087. is less diva-ish.

1088. Thank you, Chad.

1089. Next up, Sharon Needles.

1090. Loved this look tonight.

1091. You look like you came out of an

1092. editorial out of Italian Vogue.

1093. Ooh.

1094. I'm sure you made those

1095. boots.

1096. Five and a half hours

1097. and a hot glue gun.

1098. If somehow Liza Minnelli

1099. in "Cabaret" and Jean Harlow

1100. had a baby and stirred it

1101. with white puppy boots,

1102. with a perfect poodle,

1103. it would be you.

1104. That poodle could not have

1105. worked the boots harder

1106. with you.

1107. And it was good to see

1108. you as a blond-blond,

1109. not like an evil zombie blond.

1110. It was nice to see that

1111. different side of you.

1112. You continue to inspire.

1113. Thank you, Sharon.

1114. Ladies, one final question,

1115. which one of these bitches

1116. does not deserve to be

1117. in the top three?

1118. Let's start with Sharon Needles.

1119. I'm going to say

1120. Phi Phi O'Hara.

1121. She has a very cutthroat

1122. attitude.

1123. To be America's Next Drag

1124. Superstar, we need a sweetheart.

1125. As drag queens, I think we need

1126. to show as much heart and family

1127. morals among sisters—

1128. Bullshit!

1129. What you said right now

1130. is a complete lie.

1131. I value family morals.

1132. You're on stage lying

1133. is what you're doing.

1134. I'm not lying.

1135. But you are.

1136. Phi Phi O'Hara,

1137. same question.

1138. I would definitely have

1139. to say Sharon.

1140. For him to stand on this stage

1141. and tell that I don't value

1142. family is bullshit.

1143. If I'm, you know, cutthroat,

1144. then so be it.

1145. I'm a fierce competitor

1146. and I deserve to be here.

1147. Thank you, Phi Phi.

1148. Chad Michaels, same question.

1149. I would say Phi Phi.

1150. She has a lot of maturing

1151. to do.

1152. At times, she has acted her age

1153. and she's made no qualms about

1154. wanting to win this contest,

1155. hands down, whatever it is that

1156. she needs to do.

1157. Latrice Royale?

1158. I feel Sharon Needles.

1159. She has gotten through this

1160. competition being imperfect.

1161. On the runway, we strive

1162. for perfection.

1163. If I was to come out here with

1164. unfinished seams and a ripped up

1165. this and a ripped up that,

1166. my ass would be handed to me.

1167. All right, ladies, I think

1168. we've heard enough.

1169. While you enjoy an Absolut

1170. cocktail in the Interior

1171. Illusions Lounge, the judges

1172. and I will deliberate.

1173. All right, just between us

1174. girls, let's start with

1175. Latrice Royale.

1176. Party Girl was her best.

1177. That was cute... ish.

1178. But it wasn't enough compared

1179. to the other divas.

1180. She was just too flat for

1181. me tonight.

1182. When she picked

1183. Sharon Needles and was

1184. critiquing her for her

1185. unfinished hemlines and then

1186. I looked down and Latrice had

1187. something that looked clearly

1188. an unfinished hemline,

1189. it was a little like

1190. kettle... pot... black.

1191. Right.

1192. Phi Phi O'Hara.

1193. I was counting Phi Phi out

1194. for a few weeks in a row

1195. and she's really done

1196. the phoenix and risen from

1197. the ashes.

1198. Yeah.

1199. I was very impressed in

1200. all facets of her performance

1201. tonight.

1202. What did you think of what

1203. Sharon had to say about her

1204. ambition in the competition?

1205. Even if someone is extremely

1206. ambitious, I don't hold that

1207. as a fault.

1208. The blessing is she's,

1209. you know, fierce.

1210. The burden is she's fierce.

1211. I totally understand that

1212. burden.

1213. Me, too, Rose.

1214. Little Miss Attitude

1215. down there.

1216. Chad Michaels.

1217. She's so elegant and she

1218. really has the "It" factor.

1219. She's got the beauty and

1220. this classy look to her that

1221. the clothes did not live up to.

1222. Tonight was the first night

1223. that I was like, meh,

1224. with Chad.

1225. Sharon Needles.

1226. She really turned it out.

1227. She really gave us Ball Day

1228. Realness like down, boots.

1229. Party Girl Chic

1230. was the winner for me.

1231. She looked like

1232. an Olsen twin.

1233. The Canine Couture.

1234. The boots that she hot glued

1235. together.

1236. I wanna eat that shit up.

1237. She owned it.

1238. It's very, very hard for me

1239. right now to go between

1240. Phi Phi and her for the night.

1241. Silence!

1242. I've made my decision.

1243. Now bring back my girls.

1244. Welcome back, ladies.

1245. Based on your performance

1246. in the Bitch Ball,

1247. I've made some decisions.

1248. Sharon Needles.

1249. You are a lone wolf who barks

1250. to the beat of a different

1251. drummer and, tonight,

1252. you are top dog.

1253. Condragulations, you are

1254. the winner of this challenge.

1255. You've won

1256. Crystal flower body jewelry

1257. made by Marianna Harutunian.

1258. Thank you so much.

1259. Winning this

1260. challenge means so much to me

1261. because I just never thought

1262. I would be in the top three

1263. and it's awesome.

1264. Chad Michaels.

1265. Yes, Ru.

1266. Throughout this competition,

1267. you have been a leader of the

1268. pack, but tonight you didn't

1269. leave us begging for more.

1270. I'm sorry, my dear,

1271. but you are up for elimination.

1272. It's tough to hear those

1273. infamous words.

1274. But I'm ready to fight for my

1275. place in this competition.

1276. Phi Phi O'Hara.

1277. You started out as the runt

1278. of this litter, but tonight

1279. you've proven that you can teach

1280. a young dog new tricks.

1281. Phi Phi O'Hara, you are safe.

1282. Thank you.

1283. Latrice Royale.

1284. I'm sorry, my dear,

1285. but you are up for elimination.

1286. Ciao, honey.

1287. Let's shine on, boo-boo.

1288. Let's shine, let's shine on.

1289. Two queens stand before me.

1290. Prior to tonight, you were asked

1291. to prepare a lip sync

1292. performance of "No One Else

1293. On Earth" by Wynonna.

1294. Ladies, this is your last

1295. chance to impress me and save

1296. yourself from elimination.

1297. The time has come for you to

1298. lip sync for your life.

1299. Good luck and don't fuck it up.

1300. I've never done

1301. a country song, ever, and my

1302. plan is to just attack it

1303. Latrice Royale style.

1304. I don't wanna go home,

1305. not after coming this far,

1306. so I'm gonna turn it out.

1307. Latrice always give that

1308. great soul-energy.

1309. Unfortunately, I just don't

1310. think that sync'd up

1311. with this song.

1312. Oh, my god.

1313. What bitches.

1314. Ladies, I have made my

1315. decision.

1316. Chad Michaels.

1317. Shantay, you stay.

1318. You may join the other girls.

1319. Thank you, Ru.

1320. Thank you, judges.

1321. Latrice Royale,

1322. my queen.

1323. I bow to you and I have one

1324. thing to say...

1325. bitches better beware.

1326. You have changed my

1327. life forever.

1328. You have changed

1329. the world of drag forever.

1330. I love you and respect

1331. you so much and thank you

1332. for seeing something special

1333. in me.

1334. Thank you.

1335. Thank you.

1336. Now...

1337. sashay away.

1338. She is large, in charge.

1339. Chunky, yet funky.

1340. The bold and beautiful.

1341. I am Latrice Royale.

1342. ♪ Latrice

1343. ♪ Royale

1344. Dream and dream big.

1345. It doesn't matter where you come

1346. from, what color you are,

1347. what shape you are,

1348. be the best that you can be.

1349. My top three,

1350. the best of the best,

1351. and there's only one way

1352. to go from here and that's up.

1353. So, remember, if you can't love

1354. yourself, how in the hell are

1355. you gonna somebody else.

1356. Can I get an "Amen" up

1357. in here?

1358. Amen.

1359. All right,

1360. now let the music play.