RuPaul's Drag Race 4x11

1. Previously,

2. on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

3. I want you to meet some

4. DILTFs...

5. Whoa.

6. Or Dad's I'd Like To Frock.

7. You know who you look

8. like right now?

9. Rick James.

10. How are you doing?

11. Pretty good, you?

12. Don't talk to my dad.

13. That's what I like, 'cause

14. that way, I can school

15. these hos.

16. Phi Phi loves to come for me.

17. Come for me, baby.

18. Condragulations.

19. You are the winner of this

20. challenge.

21. Woo, yeah, girl!

22. Latrice Royale.

23. Shantay, you stay.

24. Thank you.

25. Lil' Kenya Michaels.

26. Sashay away.

27. And, tonight,

28. the queens get catty.

29. And it's any

30. bitch's game.

31. You're on stage lying,

32. is what you're doing.

33. I'm not lying.

34. Bullshit.

35. With extra-special

36. guest judges Rose McGowan

37. and Wynonna Judd.

38. The winner of "Rupaul's Drag

39. Race" will receive...

40. a lifetime supply of NYX

41. cosmetics, a one-of-a-kind trip

42. courtesy of ALandCHUCK.travel,

43. headline Logo's Drag Race Tour

44. featuring Absolut Vodka,

45. cocktails perfected,

46. and a cash prize of $100,000,

47. and may the best woman win.

48. We are back in the workroom

49. this morning, Kenya's gone

50. again, and we're sad,

51. but we're kinda glad that

52. she didn't knock any of

53. the fantastic four out of

54. the running.

55. Girl, I say bye again.

56. Read the whole thing

57. in that voice.

58. When I leave this competition,

59. I feel loved.

60. I love you and the winner is...

61. I don't know.

62. I'm pretty sure she just

63. forgot to write my name.

64. Oh, um, I won a trip to Vegas,

65. just in case y'all missed that

66. on the stage.

67. You gonna be on vacation

68. a lot, bitch.

69. Where's my vacation?

70. All I wanted was a cruise.

71. Shut up, stupid.

72. You're not gettin' one.

73. It's your second time on

74. the bottom.

75. Yeah, my second time on

76. the bottom, but you know what?

77. If you're not at the top,

78. at this point,

79. you're on bottom.

80. But some of us have not

81. lip sync'd yet.

82. Well, girl, I can't help it

83. if I'm consistent.

84. Oh, now it's consistently

85. perfect.

86. I'm consistent, girl.

87. I brought my A-game to this

88. competition.

89. If perfection is the worst thing

90. that people can call me,

91. then call it.

92. Well, they don't want you

93. breakin' a hip up there.

94. Ooh, girl,

95. you got SheMail.

96. Hello, my pets.

97. Hi, baby.

98. If life's a ball,

99. well, I say, go fetch it, girl,

100. because it's a drag-eat-drag

101. world out there, and sometimes

102. a queen's best friend can be

103. a real bitch.

104. Hello, hello, hello.

105. Good morning.

106. Hi, Ru.

107. For today's mini-challenge,

108. we're gonna have a good,

109. old-fashioned bitchfest.

110. Ooh.

111. And we're gonna do it

112. with puppets.

113. Everyone loves puppets.

114. Everyone loves puppets.

115. First, you pick a puppet

116. that represents one of your

117. competitors.

118. Second, you drag it up.

119. Third, you and the puppet

120. have a bitchfest.

121. First up, Sharon Needles.

122. Reach inside that black hole

123. and pick your puppet.

124. Careful, there might be

125. teeth in there.

126. Oh, Miss Chad Michaels.

127. The resemblance is uncanny.

128. Next up, Latrice Royale.

129. Ho, ho.

130. Oh, of course.

131. I got Sharon Needles.

132. Next up, Chad Michaels.

133. Phi Phi O'Hara.

134. Last, but not least,

135. Phi Phi O'Hara.

136. A little black face means...

137. You have 20 minutes to drag

138. up your puppet.

139. On your mark.

140. Get set.

141. Go!

142. Come me some black and some

143. black and then give me some

144. more black because that

145. is Sharon Needles—down.

146. I'm gonna kick

147. your ass, Chad.

148. Why? What did I do?

149. Bitch, I'm not that orange.

150. What the hell?

151. Sharon's doll looked like

152. a burn victim.

153. I guess it's plastic surgery

154. gone wrong.

155. All right, time's up.

156. Let the bitchfest begin!

157. Hi, Miss Michaels.

158. Oh, hi, Sharon.

159. You're just a vision

160. of perfection.

161. But Michelle Visage

162. wants me to show some rough

163. and tough looks on the runway.

164. What does that bitch want

165. outta me?

166. I think you look perfect,

167. especially your silicone work.

168. Sweetie, getting

169. silicone removed from your face

170. is about as hard as getting

171. a cigarette around here.

172. Can I get a fucking

173. cigarette!

174. Hey, Sharon, good to see you.

175. Fuck off.

176. No, really, girl

177. what's going on?

178. I didn't get my

179. fucking cruise.

180. Where's my fucking cruise?

181. Girl, just calm down because

182. you're kinda spooky.

183. Well, thank you,

184. Latrice—fuck off.

185. Okay, thanks.

186. I certainly never

187. tell anyone to fuck off.

188. Hi, Phi Phi,

189. how are you doing today?

190. Um, I just wanted

191. to say that I love everybody.

192. You know, I'm always afraid

193. I'm gonna snag my costume on

194. your tooth, girl.

195. Oh, my god, I can't

196. believe you went there,

197. Chad Michaels.

198. I'll get you later.

199. And what about your wig,

200. Phi Phi?

201. It's really pretty, but haven't

202. you worn that like three times

203. already?

204. My snaggletooth is not

205. that big and that puppet

206. looked nothing like me.

207. Well, maybe you could get

208. the help to help you out

209. next time, Phi Phi.

210. I am not a racist.

211. I do not know why you guys

212. keep harping on that.

213. Well, yes, you're right,

214. Phi Phi.

215. You're absolutely right.

216. I'm sure America's just gonna

217. love you.

218. Bring it on, bitch.

219. Unh-unh!

220. Chad got some shade

221. that lies deep within, honey.

222. Hey, Latrice,

223. how are you doin'?

224. ♪ Comin' down

225. Oh, is that your new single?

226. Yeah,

227. I'm the Barry White of drag.

228. Oh, and that's like a real

229. beautiful necklace.

230. Where'd you get that from?

231. Well, my friend,

232. LaSean B—

233. Oh, Lord, Jesus.

234. Oh, girl, this is awkward.

235. We should probably go.

236. Yay!

237. Ladies, you let it all

238. hang out.

239. The winner of today's

240. mini-challenge is...

241. Chad Michaels.

242. Phi Phi, we won it!

243. I love you, Phi Phi.

244. Condragulations, you're

245. the baddest bitch in town.

246. Thanks, Ru.

247. All right, ladies,

248. in the great tradition

249. of Paris is burning, for this

250. week's main challenge,

251. we're throwing our first ever

252. Bitch Ball.

253. Oh...

254. And, you'll be doing it,

255. doggy style.

256. First category,

257. Daytime Dog Park Realness.

258. Second category is...

259. Pooch In A Purse Party Girl.

260. Third category is

261. Canine Couture...

262. a high fashion look

263. inspired by a real live dog.

264. Puppies!

265. Oh, babies.

266. How cute.

267. Meet your fashion inspiration

268. and runway partners...

269. Filan, a Chinese Crested,

270. Callie, a Standard Poodle,

271. Baby-face, a Pomeranian,

272. and Hunter, a Bloodhound.

273. Chad, since you won

274. the mini-challenge,

275. you get to match each queen

276. with her dog.

277. Hi, Hunter.

278. We're gonna do opposites

279. attract.

280. I knew you were gonna do

281. that to me.

282. Bitch.

283. Little baby.

284. Oh, little baby.

285. So, Baby-face is with

286. Latrice.

287. You're beautiful, but you're

288. kinda edgy and crazy.

289. Come here, Callie.

290. Callie goes with

291. Sharon Needles.

292. And I'm gonna take you,

293. you little beauty.

294. Chad is partnered with Filan.

295. Aw...

296. Ladies, you can use your

297. own drag, plus furry fixings

298. we've provided.

299. And "RuPaul's Drag Race"

300. Iron Fist shoes.

301. Oh!

302. I think Phi Phi might

303. be in heat.

304. Wow, Phi Phi.

305. Gentlemen, start your engines

306. and may the best bitch win.

307. Whoa!

308. I'm already tired.

309. See, this is a mess.

310. This is how you steal

311. my heart right here.

312. We're all just bonding

313. with our dogs and I'm noticing

314. that Phi Phi's dog

315. is a real handful.

316. You're impossible.

317. Stay here for like five seconds.

318. Ah!

319. You know, Hunter seemed to

320. take a liking to Phi Phi.

321. Ew, you're drooling on

322. my artwork.

323. Phi Phi's dog is helping

324. her draw.

325. I definitely got

326. the worst dog.

327. I mean, who really wants to

328. fashion their clothes after

329. a bloodhound?

330. Are you mad at me?

331. No, Chad, why would I be

332. mad at you?

333. This is a competition.

334. Well, you're the only one

335. that really looks at it

336. that way right now.

337. Sharon, I don't need

338. your two cents.

339. I didn't do it to fuck

340. you over, girl.

341. I didn't say you did, did I?

342. I know, but you just seem

343. like mad.

344. Chad, she's full of crap.

345. She knows that I am one of

346. the strongest competitors here

347. and so she's trying to get me

348. out of the game.

349. Don't be mad, girl.

350. Girl, shut up.

351. She just told me to shut up.

352. [Baby-face yaps]

353. Coming up...

354. Have you controlled his, uh,

355. saliva?

356. Oh, no.

357. Is that your inspiration?

358. I know he had a plan.

359. He can deny it as much

360. as he wants, but I'm still

361. gonna win this challenge.

362. Get inspired.

363. Tell me what I should use.

364. Do you like this?

365. Do you like this fabric?

366. Mwa!

367. For today's challenge,

368. we need to create three distinct

369. looks for The Bitch Ball;

370. Dog Park Realness,

371. Puppy In A Purse,

372. and Canine Couture,

373. inspired by our dogs.

374. [Baby-face yaps]

375. Who's yappin'?

376. Is that Willam droppin'

377. names over there?

378. [Baby-face yaps]

379. Shut yer yapper.

380. You guys, I think Phi Phi might

381. be pissed off at me

382. for givin' her that bloodhound.

383. Well, she's not happy

384. about it.

385. You know, if the shoe was

386. on the other foot, she would

387. have tried to get us with her

388. dog decisions.

389. I didn't do it to fuck

390. anybody over, but it's also,

391. I fuckin' won the challenge,

392. so it's up to me.

393. True, that.

394. This is a competition.

395. I can't be preoccupied with

396. how Phi Phi's feeling.

397. I know you're excited

398. I'm back.

399. I know he had a plan.

400. He can deny it as much as

401. he wants.

402. But, I mean, in the end,

403. I'm still gonna win this

404. challenge.

405. This is gonna be so different

406. to see you in white, bitch.

407. In white.

408. Well, I mean, you usually don't

409. see a dark lady in the dog

410. park during the day.

411. This'll be somewhat

412. of a challenge.

413. Hello, hello, hello.

414. Hello.

415. Hey, Ru.

416. You look like you could use

417. a little pup talk.

418. Where you going?

419. Hey, Latrice.

420. Hey, Ru.

421. Hey, Baby-face.

422. Now you've gotten heat in

423. the past from the judges—

424. I have.

425. Santino, about your styling

426. and your fashion sense.

427. Yes.

428. Are you worried about that

429. at all?

430. No, not really because

431. the things that I have sewn

432. myself, people have raved about.

433. Good because you are in

434. the final four.

435. Oooh, oooh, oooh.

436. But, I've gotta say,

437. there is no room for excuses,

438. or mistakes, at this point.

439. 100,000 coins, darling.

440. And I need every bit of

441. all of that because my life has

442. been such a roller coaster

443. and I've been so unstable for

444. so long, this is going to like

445. put me where I'm supposed to be.

446. Being in prison, I lost

447. everything, and it was hard,

448. that that 100 grand, baby,

449. that can buy some stuff.

450. Remember, we want to see

451. a storyline on the runway.

452. I'm gonna let you get back

453. to it.

454. Bye, Baby-face.

455. That bitch is ignoring me.

456. Thank you, Ru.

457. Well, hello, there.

458. Are you making love to Filan?

459. I've got puppy love.

460. The judges in the past,

461. Michelle, said that, you know,

462. that you're sometimes too

463. polished.

464. What does that mean to you?

465. I don't know what that

466. means, Ru, honestly.

467. I didn't come here not to be

468. perfect.

469. I think she wants more depth

470. from you and this is the perfect

471. challenge for that.

472. What are you gonna do for

473. your Daytime Dog Park Realness?

474. It's going to be almost

475. a little bit "Little House on

476. the Prairie."

477. But that's not particularly

478. a modern look.

479. It's gonna work out

480. really well.

481. We're asking you to be

482. fashion forward.

483. You've got a lot of work to do.

484. I'm gonna let you and Filan

485. get to it.

486. See you in a minute.

487. Okay, thanks.

488. Sharon Needles and Callie.

489. Yeah, hi.

490. Hi.

491. So, tell us about your Canine

492. Couture inspired by Callie.

493. I guess I'm kind of going

494. for a tight bodysuit

495. and then use the fur as maybe

496. like a big bolero.

497. That's interesting.

498. I think I am gonna be

499. golden tan tomorrow.

500. I'm runnin' out of pale

501. foundation, so...

502. Are you transforming into a...

503. someone we don't know?

504. Well, you know, um...

505. We'll have to see.

506. That's interesting to hear.

507. We're down to the best of

508. the best.

509. You and Callie have a lot

510. of work cut out for you.

511. Uh-huh.

512. So I'll let you get back

513. to it, okay?

514. Yeah, no problem. Thanks.

515. Well, Phi Phi and Hunter.

516. How are you kids getting along?

517. Well, I mean, it was

518. difficult at first, but he's

519. calmed down and he's allowed

520. me to work, so...

521. Right, so have you controlled

522. his saliva?

523. Oh, no.

524. Is that your inspiration?

525. Absolutely, a sticky,

526. wet mess.

527. Tell me about your Dog Park

528. Realness.

529. I really wanna take it like

530. to Paris and—

531. Oh?

532. Poodle skirt type of look—

533. But, uh, the poodle skirts

534. were from the '50s and you've

535. got a bloodhound.

536. I'm gonna intertwine both

537. of those like styles to make

538. one look.

539. Well, you know, we really

540. want the costumes to speak for

541. themselves.

542. We don't really want a lot of

543. explanation.

544. Okay.

545. All right, you get back

546. to work.

547. I have a lot to do.

548. Bond with Hunter.

549. We have.

550. He's taking a nap.

551. All right.

552. Thank you, Ru.

553. All right, ladies,

554. gather around.

555. Tomorrow, on the main stage,

556. we'll be joined by our

557. extra-special guest judges.

558. She's no bitch, but she plays

559. one on TV and in the movies,

560. Rose McGowan will be here.

561. I love Rose, oh, my god.

562. Really?

563. And the platinum-selling,

564. country superstar who's

565. always best in show,

566. Wynonna Judd will be here.

567. Wow!

568. Don't say it, don't say it.

569. I love the Judds.

570. I love Wynonna's music.

571. She's a kickass rock 'n roll

572. chick.

573. In addition to modeling your

574. three doggy-style outfits,

575. there's just one more little

576. thing.

577. You'll need to perform

578. a Broadway-style opening number.

579. They're saying we've

580. got time to do this.

581. We're trying to pull these three

582. looks together.

583. Think "Cats", but,

584. you know, but with dogs.

585. Chad, since you won the

586. min-challenge, you're in charge.

587. Shit.

588. Is Ru serious?

589. Is he trying to kill me?

590. Ladies, the dog days

591. aren't over.

592. In fact, they're just beginning,

593. so don't fuck it up.

594. All right, bye.

595. Bye, Ru.

596. Coming up...

597. Start maybe center or maybe

598. you're just sittin' there

599. like...

600. Yeah, scratchin' fleas.

601. Maybe we could do—

602. Well, you're in charge,

603. so just pick and let's

604. get to it.

605. It is so tense right now.

606. I can't take too much more

607. of this.

608. All right, bitches, it is

609. time to rehearse the dance

610. routine for The Bitch Ball.

611. Let's do some blocking.

612. Kind of, my idea is for Phi Phi

613. to start, like maybe, center—

614. And maybe we should kind of

615. be in hidden pose until we're

616. supposed to animate.

617. Or maybe you're just sittin'

618. there like...

619. Yeah, scratchin' fleas

620. or like you know how in theater

621. how things are completely still?

622. I kinda like the idea of

623. everyone being animated.

624. Maybe we could do—

625. Well, you're in charge, so

626. just pick and let's get to it.

627. I would like you to do

628. a pose.

629. All righty. Go.

630. Or sideways.

631. As we get up on on our first

632. line, move up with Phi Phi.

633. So, make we just crawl up

634. to one point for our line

635. and then we...

636. Okay, this is how it really

637. should go, like a real show,

638. because this makes no sense.

639. So, when we're standing

640. in our line, all of should

641. get in our four spots,

642. and we should land here like

643. we're in a musical or else

644. it's gonna look like crap.

645. I'm kinda not having it because

646. I really just wanna get all my

647. stuff done and I really just

648. wanna make sure that this

649. rehearsal goes fast.

650. ♪ Woo!

651. You're traveling this way

652. and then you can just like

653. slide in...

654. I was the one that was chosen

655. to lead, so girlfriend really

656. needs to calm down and let me

657. get a word in edgewise.

658. You can stay where you are,

659. but we'll come in front and then

660. you can like bust through

661. to the front.

662. No, that's too long, Mary.

663. We're talking about

664. the first part before we move.

665. Why are we talking about

666. that when we were just

667. discussing the second part?

668. So that we can get our

669. transitions all clear for

670. everybody.

671. But we're not transitioning

672. there.

673. That's what we just practiced.

674. It is so tense right now.

675. I can't take too much more

676. of this, so let's clear it

677. on up.

678. Here we go—five, six, seven,

679. eight, bitches.

680. Ah!

681. Does everybody feel good

682. about this?

683. Ow!

684. Don't eat it.

685. So much to do.

686. Yeah, now it's down.

687. This challenge is a little

688. bit intimidating just by

689. the shear volume of the work

690. that we have to do.

691. I mean, that's three looks.

692. That's a lot of styling

693. and sewing and hair.

694. It's gonna be quite

695. interesting on that runway

696. tomorrow.

697. I'm just thinking about

698. how much I'm gonna whoop

699. Chad's ass in the challenge.

700. You're hungry, honey.

701. You're damn right I'm hungry.

702. I don't understand what makes

703. me so much more hungry than

704. you guys, though.

705. We feel you behind us

706. pushin' us down the stairs.

707. I saw that movie, girl.

708. Yeah, I'm a hungry bitch.

709. I mean, this is a competition.

710. There's so much at stake.

711. There's so many opportunities

712. from this.

713. They are just concerned

714. because they know that

715. I'm here to win it.

716. I love everybody.

717. Famous last words.

718. I do.

719. That's what the puppet

720. head said.

721. Shut up.

722. What do you think, Needles?

723. Diva.

724. Fantastic.

725. What do you think?

726. Gorgeous, darling.

727. Turn it around, let me see it.

728. Work!

729. Work!

730. I still have to sew

731. a complete dress tonight.

732. Ha.

733. My original concept was to

734. create a bolero on a leotard.

735. Then I realized I've never

736. sewn a bolero.

737. I feel like I need some

738. methamphetamines to get

739. this project done.

740. Just say no, Needles.

741. One down.

742. What do you think of this

743. boot, Phi?

744. Um, it's very much

745. a poodle.

746. We've been working on our

747. outfits for a while.

748. The only thing that Sharon has

749. accomplished is he glued some

750. fur on a boot.

751. Phi Phi, can I steal you

752. for a minute?

753. Mama, come here for a minute.

754. Me?

755. Yeah.

756. I'm exhausted.

757. I've never done a hem.

758. Do I just fold it?

759. Yes.

760. I know I have three looks to

761. put together and on top of that

762. sewing a new outfit.

763. It's just the straw on

764. the camel's back.

765. God damn it, my fabric got

766. caught in my machine.

767. Sharon's in trouble.

768. I think that top four

769. is her stop.

770. This is where you off,

771. Sharon Needles.

772. And back to work.

773. It's a dog-eat-dog world.

774. Today, we're getting ready

775. for RuPaul's Bitch Ball.

776. We know that one of us gotta

777. go today, so everybody's

778. a little up in arms trying

779. to pull it out real quick.

780. It's gonna be top three

781. after this.

782. I know.

783. The stakes are really high

784. right now.

785. I'm gonna lose my damn mind.

786. We don't want to spin

787. off the board.

788. I'm feeling not so confident.

789. I'm not sure, this time,

790. if it's gonna be enough to keep

791. me out of the bottom two.

792. Miss Michaels, remember how

793. psychic I was when we first

794. got here?

795. Oh, my god.

796. It was so crazy.

797. This bitch literally

798. predicted the whole sitcom

799. and mugshot challenge before

800. it happened.

801. Told you I was a witch.

802. Sharon?

803. Uh-huh?

804. Since you're

805. Miss Clairvoyant,

806. who's the top three?

807. I predict it will be Latrice,

808. and Miss Michaels and, uh...

809. Phi Phi O'Hara.

810. And you're saying this

811. based on?

812. Off, you know, my energies

813. that I'm—

814. Oh, whatever.

815. —collecting deep into my,

816. uh, subconscious.

817. Are you sure it's not because

818. you don't feel so confident?

819. I'm probably the most

820. worried, but do I want to be

821. in that top three?

822. Absolutely.

823. Coming up...

824. Your sparkles are a plenty.

825. Your boots, oh, my gosh.

826. It's not realness.

827. I have no interest in real.

828. I find real people boring.

829. Hey, guys.

830. Hey, Ru.

831. Hey.

832. Welcome to the main stage

833. of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

834. Michelle Visage, well,

835. you look well groomed tonight.

836. Bitch, please.

837. Santino Rice, you dirty dawg.

838. Rose McGowan, you look

839. beautiful.

840. Thank you, darling.

841. I love your roses.

842. Black roses.

843. The best kind.

844. And one of my doggone

845. favorite singers,

846. Wynonna Judd is here.

847. How you doin', mama?

848. I like it... r-r-r-ruff!

849. Aroo?

850. This week, our queens

851. unleashed their talent

852. and created three

853. doggy-inspired looks.

854. Are you ready to get this

855. Bitch Ball rolling?

856. Ready.

857. Gentlemen, start your engines

858. and may the best woman win.

859. Ooh.

860. Ugh!

861. Girl!

862. [laughing, applauding]

863. Let the Bitch Ball begin.

864. Category is Daytime Dog Park

865. Realness.

866. Latrice Royale.

867. Hey, girl, give a dog a bone.

868. I made a little fun skirt,

869. a little slinky top,

870. and some cute pumps.

871. This, honey, this is what

872. I will wear to the dog park.

873. She's a real

874. tail-wagger.

875. Next up,

876. Phi Phi O'Hara.

877. Oh, she's brought her own

878. pooper scooper.

879. Oh, my gosh.

880. I'm loving my Daytime Dog

881. Park Realness look.

882. I'm Nicki Minaj meets Barbie.

883. Well,

884. poop-poop-i-doo.

885. Phi Phi's the shit.

886. Next, Sharon Needles.

887. Just another dog day afternoon.

888. Is this another

889. Simpson sister?

890. I'm serving true dog

891. park realness, kind of inspired

892. by late '60s, Italian fashion

893. photographs.

894. She looks fetching.

895. That's right, clean up

896. after your dog.

897. Chad Michaels.

898. Oh, she lost her doggy.

899. I'm really loving my

900. Daytime Dog Park Realness.

901. It's light, it's flowy,

902. and I feel beautiful in it.

903. I told you to keep

904. your dog on its leash.

905. Oh, you'll find it.

906. Category is Pooch In A Purse

907. Party Girl Realness.

908. Latrice Royale.

909. Hey!

910. Well, she is on

911. the VIP list.

912. Uh-huh.

913. My party girl look

914. is very chic, very let's go

915. cha-cha, boo-boo.

916. I'll meet you at the club.

917. She's all up

918. in the club, the kennel club.

919. Phi Phi O'Hara.

920. Oh...

921. Can I borrow that wig?

922. That's your hair, Wynonna.

923. Oh, I am so sorry.

924. Oh, my goodness, look at

925. those heels.

926. Her dogs must be barking.

927. My "It" girl looks like

928. Rihanna if Rihanna had a dog.

929. It's edgy.

930. She carries her

931. poochy in her Gucci.

932. Sharon Needles.

933. Oh.

934. Rock 'n Roll

935. Party Girl.

936. If Kourtney and Lindsay

937. had a baby.

938. Yes.

939. What's she got around her

940. ankle? Uh-oh.

941. Oh, it's a scram bracelet.

942. Of course.

943. Yes, it is.

944. I'm serving

945. heroin-chic, hung over, party

946. girl realness like

947. the celebrities I see

948. in the tabloids.

949. Uh-oh, uh-oh.

950. Eat a sandwich.

951. Chad Michaels.

952. Posh Party Girl.

953. Ready for the

954. paparazzi.

955. I'm serving structured

956. Kardashian realness.

957. I'm feeling very confident.

958. I'm feeling a little bitchy

959. in it.

960. She has a big

961. diamond from her rich man.

962. Yes.

963. She's got a big behind

964. right now, too.

965. Very Kardashian.

966. Category is Canine Couture

967. Eleganza.

968. Latrice Royale

969. and her dog, Baby-face.

970. Very Mahogany.

971. Yes.

972. Look at that furry muff.

973. I'm feeling that

974. I'm sleek, sophisticated,

975. simple, clean silhouette

976. and I'm feeling good

977. and looking gorgeous.

978. She's dressed to

979. the canines.

980. Phi Phi O'Hara and her dog,

981. Hunter.

982. Lady boy and the tramp.

983. Oh, look at

984. Hunter's bowtie.

985. I'm a hound dawg.

986. I'm just trying to

987. serve the judges glamorous fish

988. and they couldn't take their

989. eyes off me.

990. Oh, yeah.

991. You know what

992. he smells.

993. What does he smell?

994. Pussy willows?

995. Oh, of course.

996. Sharon Needles

997. and her dog, Callie.

998. Callie Caliente.

999. That bitch

1000. is in heat.

1001. Her poodle's on fire.

1002. It looks like I'm

1003. walking three Callies.

1004. I kept all the fur on

1005. the lower half of me and her

1006. height matched up perfectly

1007. to my Canine Couture boots.

1008. Do the boots match the dog,

1009. or does the dog match the boots?

1010. Chad Michaels and her dog,

1011. London-Paris-Filan.

1012. Every dog has its Day-Laurenta.

1013. My Canine Couture

1014. is just a slight nod to

1015. Cruella De Vil on vacation

1016. in Aspen.

1017. It's a little

1018. "101 Dalmatians."

1019. Cruella.

1020. Yes, very Cruella.

1021. See you on the slopes.

1022. Coming up...

1023. You've got a lot of sass

1024. and a lot of class.

1025. And a lot of ass.

1026. Eat it.

1027. To be America's Next Drag

1028. Superstar, we need a sweetheart.

1029. Bullshit.

1030. Welcome, ladies.

1031. Let's go straight to

1032. the judges' critiques.

1033. First up, Latrice Royale.

1034. I'm loving the whole

1035. Mahogany thing.

1036. Thank you.

1037. I just think you've

1038. got a lot of sass

1039. and a lot of class.

1040. And a lot of ass.

1041. Pow! Eat it!

1042. Some men like a little meat

1043. with their potatoes.

1044. Out of all three looks,

1045. I think the Daytime was your

1046. least successful.

1047. A glitter navy skirt going to

1048. the dog park, a little much.

1049. Your Canine Couture, simple.

1050. I would have liked a little

1051. bit more.

1052. Thank you, Latrice.

1053. Next up, Phi Phi O'Hara.

1054. Because I worked with my

1055. prissy-butt mom for ten years,

1056. I'm always looking for

1057. the head-to-toe.

1058. I think, makeup-wise,

1059. it's flawless.

1060. Your sparkles are a plenty.

1061. Your boots, oh, my gosh.

1062. The "Dogs" production,

1063. you stole the show.

1064. You were fully into like the

1065. cute little ditzy dog role.

1066. Your Japanime-over-the-top

1067. Daytime Realness was not

1068. realness.

1069. I have no interest in real.

1070. I find real people boring.

1071. I'd be far happier to see you

1072. at my dog park any day than

1073. to see somebody in sweatpants

1074. and tennis shoes.

1075. She would hate us at

1076. the dog park, Wy.

1077. I don't go to the dog park.

1078. I have people that do that

1079. for me.

1080. Next up, Chad Michaels.

1081. The only thing I would say,

1082. as an opening, the lip sync

1083. was a bit off.

1084. Ooh, okay.

1085. Your Canine Couture really

1086. shocked me when you came out.

1087. It doesn't have to be so

1088. old lady.

1089. There's something about

1090. that look that just...

1091. is less diva-ish.

1092. Thank you, Chad.

1093. Next up, Sharon Needles.

1094. Loved this look tonight.

1095. You look like you came out of an

1096. editorial out of Italian Vogue.

1097. Ooh.

1098. I'm sure you made those

1099. boots.

1100. Five and a half hours

1101. and a hot glue gun.

1102. If somehow Liza Minnelli

1103. in "Cabaret" and Jean Harlow

1104. had a baby and stirred it

1105. with white puppy boots,

1106. with a perfect poodle,

1107. it would be you.

1108. That poodle could not have

1109. worked the boots harder

1110. with you.

1111. And it was good to see

1112. you as a blond-blond,

1113. not like an evil zombie blond.

1114. It was nice to see that

1115. different side of you.

1116. You continue to inspire.

1117. Thank you, Sharon.

1118. Ladies, one final question,

1119. which one of these bitches

1120. does not deserve to be

1121. in the top three?

1122. Let's start with Sharon Needles.

1123. I'm going to say

1124. Phi Phi O'Hara.

1125. She has a very cutthroat

1126. attitude.

1127. To be America's Next Drag

1128. Superstar, we need a sweetheart.

1129. As drag queens, I think we need

1130. to show as much heart and family

1131. morals among sisters—

1132. Bullshit!

1133. What you said right now

1134. is a complete lie.

1135. I value family morals.

1136. You're on stage lying

1137. is what you're doing.

1138. I'm not lying.

1139. But you are.

1140. Phi Phi O'Hara,

1141. same question.

1142. I would definitely have

1143. to say Sharon.

1144. For him to stand on this stage

1145. and tell that I don't value

1146. family is bullshit.

1147. If I'm, you know, cutthroat,

1148. then so be it.

1149. I'm a fierce competitor

1150. and I deserve to be here.

1151. Thank you, Phi Phi.

1152. Chad Michaels, same question.

1153. I would say Phi Phi.

1154. She has a lot of maturing

1155. to do.

1156. At times, she has acted her age

1157. and she's made no qualms about

1158. wanting to win this contest,

1159. hands down, whatever it is that

1160. she needs to do.

1161. Latrice Royale?

1162. I feel Sharon Needles.

1163. She has gotten through this

1164. competition being imperfect.

1165. On the runway, we strive

1166. for perfection.

1167. If I was to come out here with

1168. unfinished seams and a ripped up

1169. this and a ripped up that,

1170. my ass would be handed to me.

1171. All right, ladies, I think

1172. we've heard enough.

1173. While you enjoy an Absolut

1174. cocktail in the Interior

1175. Illusions Lounge, the judges

1176. and I will deliberate.

1177. All right, just between us

1178. girls, let's start with

1179. Latrice Royale.

1180. Party Girl was her best.

1181. That was cute... ish.

1182. But it wasn't enough compared

1183. to the other divas.

1184. She was just too flat for

1185. me tonight.

1186. When she picked

1187. Sharon Needles and was

1188. critiquing her for her

1189. unfinished hemlines and then

1190. I looked down and Latrice had

1191. something that looked clearly

1192. an unfinished hemline,

1193. it was a little like

1194. kettle... pot... black.

1195. Right.

1196. Phi Phi O'Hara.

1197. I was counting Phi Phi out

1198. for a few weeks in a row

1199. and she's really done

1200. the phoenix and risen from

1201. the ashes.

1202. Yeah.

1203. I was very impressed in

1204. all facets of her performance

1205. tonight.

1206. What did you think of what

1207. Sharon had to say about her

1208. ambition in the competition?

1209. Even if someone is extremely

1210. ambitious, I don't hold that

1211. as a fault.

1212. The blessing is she's,

1213. you know, fierce.

1214. The burden is she's fierce.

1215. I totally understand that

1216. burden.

1217. Me, too, Rose.

1218. Little Miss Attitude

1219. down there.

1220. Chad Michaels.

1221. She's so elegant and she

1222. really has the "It" factor.

1223. She's got the beauty and

1224. this classy look to her that

1225. the clothes did not live up to.

1226. Tonight was the first night

1227. that I was like, meh,

1228. with Chad.

1229. Sharon Needles.

1230. She really turned it out.

1231. She really gave us Ball Day

1232. Realness like down, boots.

1233. Party Girl Chic

1234. was the winner for me.

1235. She looked like

1236. an Olsen twin.

1237. The Canine Couture.

1238. The boots that she hot glued

1239. together.

1240. I wanna eat that shit up.

1241. She owned it.

1242. It's very, very hard for me

1243. right now to go between

1244. Phi Phi and her for the night.

1245. Silence!

1246. I've made my decision.

1247. Now bring back my girls.

1248. Welcome back, ladies.

1249. Based on your performance

1250. in the Bitch Ball,

1251. I've made some decisions.

1252. Sharon Needles.

1253. You are a lone wolf who barks

1254. to the beat of a different

1255. drummer and, tonight,

1256. you are top dog.

1257. Condragulations, you are

1258. the winner of this challenge.

1259. You've won

1260. Crystal flower body jewelry

1261. made by Marianna Harutunian.

1262. Thank you so much.

1263. Winning this

1264. challenge means so much to me

1265. because I just never thought

1266. I would be in the top three

1267. and it's awesome.

1268. Chad Michaels.

1269. Yes, Ru.

1270. Throughout this competition,

1271. you have been a leader of the

1272. pack, but tonight you didn't

1273. leave us begging for more.

1274. I'm sorry, my dear,

1275. but you are up for elimination.

1276. It's tough to hear those

1277. infamous words.

1278. But I'm ready to fight for my

1279. place in this competition.

1280. Phi Phi O'Hara.

1281. You started out as the runt

1282. of this litter, but tonight

1283. you've proven that you can teach

1284. a young dog new tricks.

1285. Phi Phi O'Hara, you are safe.

1286. Thank you.

1287. Latrice Royale.

1288. I'm sorry, my dear,

1289. but you are up for elimination.

1290. [Baby-face whimpers]

1291. Ciao, honey.

1292. Let's shine on, boo-boo.

1293. Let's shine, let's shine on.

1294. Two queens stand before me.

1295. Prior to tonight, you were asked

1296. to prepare a lip sync

1297. performance of "No One Else

1298. On Earth" by Wynonna.

1299. Ladies, this is your last

1300. chance to impress me and save

1301. yourself from elimination.

1302. The time has come for you to

1303. lip sync for your life.

1304. Good luck and don't fuck it up.

1305. I've never done

1306. a country song, ever, and my

1307. plan is to just attack it

1308. Latrice Royale style.

1309. I don't wanna go home,

1310. not after coming this far,

1311. so I'm gonna turn it out.

1312. Latrice always give that

1313. great soul-energy.

1314. Unfortunately, I just don't

1315. think that sync'd up

1316. with this song.

1317. Oh, my god.

1318. What bitches.

1319. Ladies, I have made my

1320. decision.

1321. Chad Michaels.

1322. Shantay, you stay.

1323. You may join the other girls.

1324. Thank you, Ru.

1325. Thank you, judges.

1326. Latrice Royale,

1327. my queen.

1328. I bow to you and I have one

1329. thing to say...

1330. bitches better beware.

1331. You have changed my

1332. life forever.

1333. You have changed

1334. the world of drag forever.

1335. I love you and respect

1336. you so much and thank you

1337. for seeing something special

1338. in me.

1339. Thank you.

1340. Thank you.

1341. Now...

1342. sashay away.

1343. She is large, in charge.

1344. Chunky, yet funky.

1345. The bold and beautiful.

1346. I am Latrice Royale.

1347. ♪ Latrice

1348. ♪ Royale

1349. [Baby-face barks]

1350. Dream and dream big.

1351. It doesn't matter where you come

1352. from, what color you are,

1353. what shape you are,

1354. be the best that you can be.

1355. My top three,

1356. the best of the best,

1357. and there's only one way

1358. to go from here and that's up.

1359. So, remember, if you can't love

1360. yourself, how in the hell are

1361. you gonna somebody else.

1362. Can I get an "Amen" up

1363. in here?

1364. Amen.

1365. All right,

1366. now let the music play.