RuPaul's Drag Race 4x1

1. Charisma, uniqueness,

2. nerve, talent...

3. we've raised the bar on grace

4. and beauty so high that now

5. there's only one place to go.

6. [Wagner's "Ride of the

7. Valkyries" playing]

8. Over...

9. the Mother Fucking Top.

10. Let's not get it twisted.

11. Hold on, bitch!

12. More booty...

13. Welcome to Tuckahoe Prison

14. for Ladies.

15. Hello.

16. More sassy stars.

17. I don't know why they book me

18. on these chicken shit gigs.

19. More drama

20. Perra!

21. Get out, asshole!

22. All right, you tired-ass

23. showgirl.

24. At least I am a showgirl,

25. bitch.

26. Go back to Party City where you

27. belong.

28. For the first time in "Drag

29. Race" history and a finale,

30. we are breaking all the rules.

31. Oh, my god.

32. That will be the most

33. sickening ever!

34. Hey! * Jesus is a biscuit

35. "RuPaul's Drag Race"

36. is about to spin out of control

37. in 3...

38. 2...

39. 1...

40. My name's Willam.

41. I'm 29.

42. Ooh, a 26...

43. Damn, we got some big girls.

44. I hope they don't have diabetes.

45. I didn't come up through the

46. club system.

47. I'm an actor.

48. I've done TV.

49. I've done film.

50. "Sex and the City,"District,"

51. "Criminal Minds," and a show

52. that was, like, a multi-story

53. arc.

54. I think I'm the skinniest one,

55. yay!

56. I'm a successful drag queen and

57. not some bitch who has to show

58. for a dollar.

59. Now no one else can have it.

60. My name's Lashauwn Beyond.

61. I'm 21 years old.

62. Hi, Queen 1.

63. Hi!

64. Lashauwn Beyond is the main

65. attraction for the circuit.

66. She just has a lot of fun.

67. Your hair's too big for the

68. frickin' door.

69. I know, right?

70. Hi!

71. What's good, ladies?

72. My name is Jiggly Caliente.

73. I'm 30 years old, from Queens,

74. New York, baby!

75. Wow!

76. Jiggly Caliente is New York

77. City's plus-size Barbie.

78. She got swag for your nerve.

79. You can't take her!

80. You look really familiar, Ma.

81. Me?

82. Yeah.

83. Oh, now I know who you is.

84. You must have a television.

85. Oh, hell, no, you didn't.

86. Well, hello, hello!

87. Hi!

88. How are y'all doing?

89. How are you?

90. Good, wow!

91. My name is Phi Phi O'Hara.

92. I am 25 years old.

93. Are you guys excited for the

94. first challenge?

95. No, we're not.

96. You're not excited?

97. Duh, yeah.

98. Oh.

99. Hiya!

100. I am Madame LaQueer.

101. I'm 29 years old.

102. Your lips are amazing.

103. Perra!

104. Thank you!

105. Give 'em here.

106. Perra!

107. Perr—what does that mean?

108. "Perra" is like saying,

109. "Oh, bitch!"

110. I'm gonna learn Spanish by

111. the time I win.

112. What?

113. Huh?

114. Hey, there's a new girl in

115. town.

116. Let's get to business.

117. Broadway just hit

118. our stage—that or they picked

119. up a pimp off the street.

120. Got your credit card.

121. My name is Milan, I'm 36

122. years old, and I'm from New York

123. City.

124. Hey, my gosh!

125. Milan is fierce!

126. She is fabulous, she's a diva,

127. she can act, sing, dance,

128. produce, and you don't want it

129. from her.

130. Oh...

131. Hello.

132. How y'all doin'?

133. Hi, lovin' it so far.

134. My name is Alisa Summers, I'm

135. 23 years old, and I'm from

136. Tampa, Florida.

137. I am definitely a fishy queen.

138. I can walk down the street.

139. You know, I don't really get

140. clocked.

141. People are looking more so at

142. how big my titties and ass are.

143. I'm ready, girl.

144. Bonjour, ladies!

145. I'm Dida Ritz, I'm 25 years old,

146. and I'm from Chicago.

147. Oh, my god!

148. Dida Ritz is if you think about

149. Beyoncé and Carrie Bradshaw and

150. Kimora Simmons, and they all

151. three got together and somehow

152. had a baby.

153. Dida Ritz look a mess.

154. That dry-ass wig and that

155. awful-ass makeup.

156. Oh, my god.

157. So we don't have any

158. backwoods girls yet, huh.

159. Hello, hi!

160. I'm the Princess, I'm 32

161. years old.

162. Thank you.

163. I'm a reserved extrovert, and I

164. think putting on the makeup and

165. the wig and the costume

166. unleashes her.

167. This is crazy!

168. It is so insane.

169. Wow, wow, wow!

170. Hi, girls!

171. My name is Kenya Michaels.

172. I have 21.

173. I am from the island of

174. enchantment, Puerto Rico.

175. Two Puerto Ricans!

176. I'm a little person, but I'm

177. a fierce bitch.

178. What's her name?

179. Huh?

180. Kenya.

181. Kenya?

182. Too cute!

183. Fuck.

184. Kenya looks fishy, and I was

185. like, "Crap, now I'm gonna have

186. to be the funny one and not the

187. pretty one."

188. Morning, bitches!

189. Hi, everybody.

190. How y'all doin'?

191. Good.

192. My name is Chad Michaels.

193. I am 40 years old.

194. Shut the Cher show down.

195. Don't nobody do anything Cher or

196. Cher-adjacent.

197. Yeah, 'cause we gonna have to

198. brawl.

199. Hi, baby.

200. Chad Michaels is first and

201. foremost a celebrity

202. impersonator.

203. That's my passion.

204. Cher has been what I'm most well

205. known for.

206. This is my work outfit, baby.

207. Cher comes to her for tips.

208. I really do my best to

209. impersonate her with reality.

210. Like, you'll never see, "Ho!"

211. I will never do that because she

212. doesn't do that.

213. How you doin'?

214. I'm doin' all right.

215. I immediately saw Cher, so I

216. want to see what else Chad has

217. to offer.

218. Whoa!

219. Hi, witchy-poo.

220. Defies gravity!

221. My name is Sharon Needles.

222. I'm 29 years old, and I'm from

223. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

224. I look spooky, but I'm really

225. nice.

226. At least for now.

227. My first impression of

228. Sharon Needles was, "Wow, what a

229. whack job."

230. Yeah, "the Princess."

231. I'm the Queen.

232. The three words that would

233. describe Sharon Needles are,

234. "beautiful,"spooky," and

235. "stupid."

236. Oh, my god! Worrrrk iiiiit!

237. Ow!

238. Eat it!

239. My name is Latrice Royale.

240. 39 years of age.

241. Hi, I'm Willam.

242. Latrice.

243. I'll hold your bag for you.

244. Oh, I know you will!

245. Whole team!

246. Whole team!

247. Miss Thing came painted.

248. She had stones on her face and

249. she was givin' me all that.

250. Latrice Royale is large and

251. in charge, chunky yet funky.

252. Wow!

253. Bold and beautiful, baby.

254. Mm-hmm!

255. Girl, the shade, the shade of it

256. all!

257. The Season 4 family.

258. Look at this here!

259. I want to know if I'm the

260. oldest bitch in the cut.

261. You have to be.

262. Ooh, girl!

263. You got She Mail.

264. We are living in desperate

265. times.

266. Birds falling from the sky, dead

267. fish fouling the sea,

268. once-fertile areas becoming

269. dusty, dried-up wastelands...

270. and that was just my last visit

271. to the lady doctor.

272. This is a test.

273. This is only a test to find out

274. which one of my gals has the

275. charisma, uniqueness, nerve and

276. talent to snatch the title of

277. America's Next Drag Superstar.

278. You are the hope for future

279. generations of glamazons

280. everywhere.

281. Ladies, tighten your tucks.

282. This is the beginning of the

283. rest of your

284. life-life-life-life-life-life.

285. Hello, hello, hello!

286. Welcome to "RuPaul's Drag

287. Race."

288. Now enjoy this moment,

289. because it won't last for long.

290. Now you've signed on for a

291. competition that requires severe

292. stamina and devastating acts of

293. beauty, but if you dream big and

294. play to win, it will all be

295. worth it.

296. In addition to winning the title

297. of America's Next Drag

298. Superstar, the champion of

299. "RuPaul's Drag Race" will

300. receive a lifetime supply of

301. Nick's cosmetics, a

302. one-of-a-kind trip, courtesy of

303. ALandCHUCK.travel, and headline

304. logo's drag race tour, featuring

305. Absolut Vodka, cocktails

306. perfected.

307. But wait, there's more.

308. More?

309. America's Next Drag Superstar

310. will walk away with a cash prize

311. of...

312. $100,000.

313. No way!

314. Oh, my god!

315. When I heard $100,000, I just

316. wanted to just pee on the floor

317. and start doing flip-flops.

318. That's the good news,

319. but here's the bad news.

320. Oh, here we go.

321. Okay.

322. You may need to spend that

323. prize money quickly, because

324. according to the Mayan calendar,

325. 2012 is the year the world ends.

326. This week, you'll need to

327. survive the biggest drag

328. disaster of all time...

329. The RuPocalypse!

330. Bring it on, bring it on!

331. Oh, wait a minute!

332. Somebody's missing!

333. No, no, no, no.

334. Somebody is missing!

335. We have 13—it's complete.

336. I know.

337. Oh, Pit Crew!

338. Explosives, oooh.

339. Oh, my god.

340. I'm sitting on that box.

341. It ain't opening.

342. I'm gonna kick that box.

343. All right, boys.

344. Let me see what you got.

345. Holly Lou, I'm back, bitches!

346. Yes! I'm back, bitches!

347. Holly Lou is in the building.

348. Oh, here we go with this shit

349. again.

350. All right, Holly Lou.

351. Coming up...

352. Whoo!

353. All right, boys,

354. let me see what you got.

355. Holly Lou, I'm back, bitches!

356. Yes! I'm back, bitches!

357. Oh, hell to the no!

358. It's time to make room for new

359. queens.

360. Yes.

361. New queens?

362. Yes, baby.

363. Well, what about you, Ru?

364. Oh, bitch.

365. Oh, you know what?

366. Pit Crew, take this box out

367. back, throw in a rabid honey

368. badger...

369. Yes!

370. Yes!

371. And set it on firrrrreeeee!

372. Help, somebody! Holly Lou!

373. Holly Lou, Holly Lou, Holly

374. Lou...

375. love you. Holly Lou.

376. Let that be a lesson to all of

377. you.

378. My show, my rules.

379. Now are you ready for your

380. close-up?

381. Today we have our

382. photo challenge, and RuPaul

383. said we should be ready for

384. the RuPocalypse.

385. I'm really, really excited to

386. see what's gonna happen.

387. Hello, Chad Michaels!

388. Hi, Ru.

389. I want you to meet our

390. favorite photographer, Mike

391. Ruiz.

392. Now he's here to shoot your

393. totally toxic photo spread.

394. 'Kay.

395. Now the Pit Crew will be

396. using their hoses to spray you

397. with hazardous waste, all of

398. this while you spin around in

399. this toxic dump.

400. I'm a soldier and I'm ready.

401. All right.

402. I want the queens to

403. embody the apocalypse, but

404. maintaining, like, a lot of

405. beauty and fashion sensibility.

406. Think Karen Silkwood,

407. darling.

408. Uh-oh!

409. Electric storm!

410. Find your light!

411. Oh, careful!

412. Today just threw me off

413. balance, and I was a little bit

414. wobbly, but I got through it,

415. got my bearings.

416. Play to the camera.

417. That queen is poison.

418. Dida Ritz.

419. Beautiful, yes.

420. Give me, like, crazy body

421. shapes.

422. You are a survivor,

423. darling.

424. Grace Jones, darling.

425. Beautiful.

426. Give us toxic shock.

427. Yes!

428. Oh, beautiful!

429. To the camera!

430. To the camera!

431. Whoa!

432. You're traveling back

433. in time.

434. Back in time,

435. darling.

436. Kenya has such a beautiful

437. face, but she does this really

438. weird thing with her mouth.

439. Her mouth is, like, wide open,

440. like she's trapping flies.

441. Give it to Puerto

442. Rico!

443. Beautiful!

444. Milan, find the camera.

445. Don't cover your face.

446. Don't cover your face too much.

447. Hold on, you're spinning out of

448. control, girl!

449. Yes!

450. Mahogany 2012, darling.

451. Sharon Needles.

452. Hi, Ru.

453. Did I meet you at the free

454. clinic?

455. I think so.

456. I quit going.

457. It's so expensive.

458. Give me Chernobyl chic.

459. Shocking beauty.

460. Give us some body.

461. Okay, now find the

462. camera.

463. Whoa!

464. Uh-oh!

465. Topsy-turvy, topple over,

466. fattie.

467. And I'm like, "Damn."

468. Queen down!

469. I couldn't let my

470. fall be the death of me.

471. End of the world glamour,

472. that's right.

473. Pucker your apoca-lips.

474. We got it.

475. Fabulous!

476. Alisa Summers, give us the drama

477. now.

478. Yeah, just slide your

479. hair out of your face a little

480. bit.

481. I want to see that gorgeous

482. face.

483. Yes, but beautiful.

484. You're not afraid.

485. You're giving me beauty.

486. Aftershock!

487. Glow, baby, glow!

488. How'd it go, mama?

489. Ohh, spinnin' me all crazy!

490. I gotta get out of my

491. undergarments.

492. You're gonna see that I'm really

493. a 300-lb Latino here in a

494. second.

495. Oh, man, she said

496. "300-lb Latino."

497. Sharon Needles, she creeps me

498. the fuck out.

499. Oh, Lord.

500. Oh, my god, I feel like I need

501. to pray the rosary when I'm

502. talking to you.

503. It was hard to have conversation

504. and not cringe.

505. Girl, look what this duct

506. tape did to me.

507. You did get a little

508. rug burn there, didn't you,

509. mama?

510. The duct tape or what?

511. I taped my titties up today.

512. Ohhhh.

513. And because I was in there

514. for so long, it was pain—I just

515. ripped it off.

516. Oh, my god.

517. Look, you know, the

518. stakes are high, but damn.

519. Give me all of your

520. Princess fierceness.

521. I think the Pit Crew just

522. shot on your chest.

523. Princess of the Apocalypse.

524. Yes, tortured!

525. Make it severe.

526. Yeah, angry?

527. No, not angry—

528. beautiful. Gorgeous.

529. Ohhhh...

530. hello, vanity.

531. Only your beauty will

532. survive the apocalypse.

533. That's right.

534. Make love to the camera for the

535. very last time.

536. Tita Turter, Lashauwn Beyond

537. Thunderdome.

538. Madame LaQueer.

539. There's a hole in your ozone.

540. Now fill it.

541. Give me beauty face!

542. Madame LaQueer was giving me

543. comedy face when I really wanted

544. high fashion face.

545. Give me beauty!

546. The last cover of "O"

547. magazine.

548. It burns so good.

549. Let them have it, Latrice!

550. Work it, yes, back to

551. the camera.

552. A little sexier.

553. I don't do photo shoots.

554. I don't like 'em.

555. I don't never know what to do.

556. I feel awkward and just, like,

557. "What do you want me to do?"

558. Face-fuck the camera,

559. Latrice.

560. What?

561. Queue the aftershock!

562. Electroshock!

563. Oh, ohhhhh, ohh!

564. Queen down!

565. Queen down!

566. Are those your underwear?

567. Are those your panties?

568. Spray her!

569. They're artificially

570. inseminating her with that toxic

571. waste.

572. Doctor Schwartz at your cervix.

573. Willam!

574. Hi!

575. Soon as I walked in and saw some

576. body splatters, like a crime

577. scene, I was like, "Yes, some of

578. these bitches fell!"

579. Shoot me!

580. Release the Kraken!

581. Remember to always—oh,

582. careful!

583. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!

584. It ain't happenin'!

585. Good save!

586. Good save!

587. Yes!

588. There you go!

589. You saved the world.

590. Go home.

591. Go home.

592. It was a total shocker to see

593. how these girls looked as boys.

594. Oh, my god, the

595. Princess.

596. I was like, "Dude, you look like

597. a construction worker."

598. Latrice, she went from lookin'

599. like Aretha Franklin to Biggie

600. Smalls.

601. Everybody's so tiny

602. without shoes and hair.

603. Y'all don't look like such a

604. threat no more.

605. Kiss my ass.

606. Oohhh, now wait a minute,

607. let's all get along.

608. Let's stop fighting.

609. Willam is getting on

610. my nerves.

611. Shut up, bitch, and just go back

612. in that box where Shangela

613. popped out of and leave.

614. I just want to say that I love

615. everyone, and can we all just

616. get along?

617. Shut up.

618. What?

619. She wants to get along with

620. everybody.

621. Oh.

622. Every one of you.

623. I love you all.

624. The first day at least just try

625. to get along and wait till a

626. bitch steals something of yours

627. or sabotages you and then you

628. can read, but let's not walk in

629. here like you own the shit.

630. Oh, I'm not a virgin.

631. I don't want a virgin cocktail.

632. Hello, hello, hello!

633. I don't know who these people

634. are.

635. We're robbin' you!

636. Now ladies, Mike and I went

637. over your totally toxic photos.

638. One of you was truly drop-dead

639. gorgeous.

640. The winner of your very first

641. challenge is...

642. Jiggly Caliente.

643. Yeah!

644. Yes!

645. Fat girl win the first

646. challenge.

647. Condragulations, Jiggly.

648. Thank you, mama.

649. I love your totally

650. toxic photo so much I'm gonna

651. tweet it tonight.

652. Hehe!

653. Now my queens, I wish

654. you sweet dreams, because

655. tomorrow is gonna be a living

656. nightmare.

657. Oh, shit.

658. She's gonna put us through

659. something, and it's not gonna be

660. pretty.

661. All right.

662. Bye!

663. Bye!

664. You won the first

665. challenge!

666. Good job, boo.

667. Thank you.

668. Coming up...

669. They brought us to this

670. old hotel in the middle of a

671. sketchy area, and I'm like,

672. "What are they gonna do?"

673. They brought us to this

674. old hotel in the middle of a

675. sketchy area, and I'm like,

676. "What are they gonna do?"

677. Ladies, I've invited

678. you to this god-forsaken place

679. for this week's main challenge.

680. It's here that you will scavenge

681. among the ruins to put together

682. a fabulous outfit that screams,

683. "Post-Apocalyptic Couture!"

684. Now you can use your own wigs,

685. undergarments, and shoes, but

686. the rest has to be looted.

687. Now you're probably wondering,

688. "Ru, where am I gonna get all

689. these materials?"

690. Well, you know what

691. they say.

692. Only three things will survive

693. the RuPocalypse—cockroaches,

694. Cher...

695. Amen!

696. and drag queen

697. zombies!

698. Those zombies were scary as

699. hell.

700. They got, like, guts comin' out

701. and eyes poppin' out.

702. I'm like, "Unh-unh.

703. No, ma'am."

704. When I saw the

705. zombies comin' after me, I was

706. about to hit it.

707. All right, you've got

708. three minutes to grab what you

709. can and avoid being eaten alive.

710. Gentlemen, start your engines,

711. and may the best woman live!

712. Give it, bitch!

713. So I'm running around

714. in between these zombies, and I

715. realize that they're former

716. competitors from competitions

717. past.

718. Chanel, Venus, Morgan

719. McMichaels, Delta.

720. I got to see Akasha, Raven,

721. Hondura Boggs, Angina...

722. Drop it, bitch!

723. Oh, maybe some—oh,

724. oh, yeah.

725. You're not a zombie.

726. For a quick second, I thought

727. Chad Michaels was a zombie.

728. It's just that Halloween mask of

729. a face that she has.

730. Mine!

731. Gimme that, gimme that, gimme

732. that!

733. Oh, bitch!

734. Is you crazy?

735. I'm from New York, mother

736. fucker!

737. Oh, of course,

738. a corset.

739. I'm looking for anything

740. sparkly, anything structured,

741. anything that I can glue on to a

742. costume that I create, and then

743. after that, I start grabbing

744. everything.

745. Sorry, girls.

746. Oh, hi!

747. OH, you're drop-dead gorgeous.

748. I dig the look.

749. Oh, now honey, I'm on your side.

750. When I saw the zombies and

751. then Sharon Needles gets out,

752. she probably felt like she was

753. at home.

754. God, it's like a

755. family reunion.

756. Hey, sorry, sis.

757. Black people

758. don't stand there while zombies

759. are comin' at them.

760. They run, bitch!

761. Holly Lou!

762. Holly Lou!

763. Oh, Holly Lou!

764. Holly Lou!

765. Oh, Holly Lou!

766. [buzzer sounds, bell rings,

767. siren wails]

768. Welcome back, girls.

769. Whoo!

770. We get back to the work

771. room and there's more supplies

772. to help us with our outfits and

773. everybody just went off.

774. Can we sit this over?

775. I already grabbed it.

776. We're, like, drag queen savages

777. who've been locked up.

778. We're just tearing each other

779. apart to get in these boxes.

780. That shit's mine.

781. Everything in here is mine.

782. Ahh, fuck.

783. Bitch!

784. Everyone snatch your wigs.

785. Are you ready?

786. On the count of

787. three...

788. One, two, three!

789. Whoo!

790. Huh!

791. Somebody stank.

792. Well, Jiggly Puff, you're the

793. closest to me.

794. Honey, you got the wrong ho,

795. bitch.

796. I need to work,

797. baby.

798. Now you look like the

799. Village People.

800. That looks like a little girl

801. playing with her daddy's tools.

802. When I design, I like to move

803. my body.

804. Yeah, drop it, yes!

805. She could make a lot of money

806. off of that booty dance.

807. Wow!

808. Thank god I'm good in math.

809. One small corset plus another

810. small corset equals one fat-ass

811. corset.

812. Get it, LaShauwn, get it!

813. Get a breakdown, mother

814. fucker.

815. So Ru tells us that we have

816. to make a post-apocalyptic

817. outfit, and I don't know what

818. that means.

819. It's the end of the world.

820. I sew for a living and I can't

821. go down the runway looking a

822. fool.

823. Yay, I got it!

824. LaShauwn thinks he's Magellan

825. splittin' the earth in half or

826. somethin'.

827. I don't think our

828. historians would appreciate

829. that.

830. I don't know what she's doing.

831. LaShauwn might be going home.

832. Coming up...

833. I'm finishing that up with

834. some more garbage.

835. Hey!

836. Hello.

837. That's your hair?

838. I'm not too sure yet.

839. You're not sure yet?

840. Oh, Lord.

841. Oh, my god.

842. Our challenge today is

843. to create post-apocalyptic

844. couture fierceness.

845. Honestly, this is a

846. dream right now just to sit and

847. create.

848. It's kind of a dream for me, no

849. shade.

850. The stakes of this

851. challenge are really high.

852. It's our first challenge, and so

853. I want to make a first good

854. lasting impression.

855. Hello, hello, hello!

856. Hi, Ru!

857. Let's get this

858. end-of-the-world party started.

859. Hi, Princess.

860. Wow, what do we have here?

861. I'm kind of going for

862. RuPocalypse meets Black Swan

863. meets the Princess.

864. Yeah, yeah.

865. Oh, okay.

866. How does this say, "End of the

867. world"?

868. Well, it's kind of

869. armor-like, if a ballerina were

870. preparing for, you know, a

871. comet.

872. Hmm.

873. But I'm looking for

874. post-apocalyptic couture, Mad

875. Beyond Thunderdome.

876. So after the comet has

877. landed, then?

878. Yes.

879. Okay, I got you.

880. I'm definitely nervous about how

881. much time that we have left.

882. I just need to rethink and redo.

883. I'm gonna let you get to it.

884. I can't wait.

885. Okay, thank you.

886. All right.

887. Well, Sharon Needles!

888. Hi, Ru.

889. Wow, tell me about this.

890. I'm kind of going for a Linda

891. Hamilton, Beauty and the

892. Beast...

893. Yes.

894. trapped under the city

895. because of an impending nuclear

896. dust cloud and...

897. You know, I love all that,

898. but how are you gonna make that

899. read on the main stage?

900. I am a little

901. nervous.

902. I'm worried that the judges

903. aren't gonna quite get the look,

904. but to get anywhere in this

905. competition, you gotta take a

906. risk.

907. I notice you have a Tammy

908. Faye Bakker tattoo on your arm.

909. I do.

910. She was a huge idol to me as a

911. kid.

912. I didn't even know she was

913. selling Christianity.

914. I thought she was selling me

915. makeup.

916. All right, I'm gonna

917. let you get back to work.

918. Okay, thank you.

919. LaShauwn Beyond!

920. Hi, Ru!

921. What do we have here?

922. Well, this is just a top and

923. that's my hair.

924. I'm gonna make it look

925. explosively—

926. That's your hair?

927. Yes.

928. Wow.

929. I want to die, but

930. I'm still trying to be couture

931. and pretty.

932. So the silhouette is gonna be

933. a traditional silhouette where

934. it's a bustier and a full

935. bottom.

936. I'm not too sure yet.

937. You're not sure yet.

938. You know there's $100,000 at

939. stake.

940. Oh, I know.

941. And you don't seem too

942. worried about the time here.

943. I am, I am.

944. I am.

945. Huh.

946. Well, time is running out for

947. all of us.

948. You're right.

949. I know.

950. You've got a lot of work to

951. do and there's $100,000 on the

952. line.

953. Keep reminding me, oh, my

954. god.

955. Yeah, so.

956. You're making me sweat.

957. I'm not finished, so I'm really

958. feeling a certain type of way,

959. and I don't know.

960. I don't know what to do.

961. Oh, Lord.

962. You have got to make it

963. happen.

964. I will.

965. All right, thanks, LaShauwn.

966. Take care.

967. Jiggly Caliente!

968. Hey, mama.

969. May I call you Jiggly?

970. Of course, mama.

971. Everything jiggles.

972. Now tell me about

973. this post-apocalyptic couture.

974. This is my escape-from-New

975. York, post-apocalyptic outfit.

976. Ahh.

977. So I need my solar panel

978. pieces—

979. Yeah.

980. To make my lights light up.

981. I don't see a real dress.

982. I'm gonna wear a corset and

983. I'm finishing that up with some

984. more garbage.

985. All right, listen.

986. I'm gonna let you get back to

987. work.

988. Yes, mama.

989. So you just bring it.

990. I will.

991. Definitely.

992. Alisa.

993. Hi, Ru.

994. How are you?

995. Hey, Mommy?

996. Yeah, what do we have here?

997. This is what I will be

998. wearing after the RuPocalypse.

999. You are a

1000. breastplate girl, aren't you?

1001. It's basically a swimsuit

1002. with some titties on it.

1003. Hey.

1004. Hello.

1005. Now you know that the

1006. judges are—let's just say

1007. they're a bunch of bitches.

1008. Yeah.

1009. Are you ready for that?

1010. Oh, I'm so ready.

1011. I'm sure that they're gonna love

1012. it.

1013. Listen, you gotta bring your

1014. game.

1015. Oh, I'm doin' it, Ru.

1016. All right, get back to work.

1017. All right, Ru.

1018. See you later.

1019. Latrice Royale!

1020. Well, hello, Ru.

1021. Sounds like a gorgeous

1022. after-dinner cocktail, yes.

1023. Sweet and delicious.

1024. Oh!

1025. Ooh, you're makin' me thirsty.

1026. Now listen, I've lived a long

1027. time and I've had those years

1028. where it felt like it was the

1029. end of the world as we know it

1030. today.

1031. Yeah.

1032. What was your

1033. end-of-the-world moment?

1034. Really?

1035. You really want to know?

1036. Mm-hmm.

1037. Um, when I went to prison.

1038. I went to prison.

1039. Um, I made some stupid mistakes,

1040. and I got 18 months in the hole,

1041. and during that period, I lost

1042. my mom, and those are my worst

1043. two fears come true.

1044. That was a dreadful tragic year

1045. for me.

1046. I couldn't even go to my

1047. mother's funeral.

1048. It was the most degrading

1049. experience I've ever had in my

1050. life.

1051. But I'm a survivor, I'm a

1052. fighter, and I persevere through

1053. trial.

1054. You know what I mean?

1055. Yeah.

1056. I had a plan when I got out,

1057. and my community came to my

1058. rescue.

1059. They had a "Get Latrice Royale

1060. "back on her feet and on the

1061. stage" benefit—

1062. Wow.

1063. —and it worked.

1064. Now I'm on "RuPaul's Drag Race,"

1065. living my dream.

1066. I love it.

1067. All right, kiddo, get back to

1068. work.

1069. Thank you, sweetie.

1070. All right.

1071. All right, ladies.

1072. Gather round.

1073. Now tomorrow you'll make your

1074. doomsday debut on the main stage

1075. where we'll be joined by our

1076. extra-special guest judge, one

1077. of my best girlfriends—the

1078. Mistress of the Dark, Elvira,

1079. will be here.

1080. I'm so excited I

1081. can't even put it into words.

1082. She's my idol since I was 5

1083. years old.

1084. Ladies, the human

1085. race depends on you for the

1086. survival of drag, but if you

1087. fail, it's not the end of the

1088. world.

1089. Oh, wait a minute...

1090. it is.

1091. So don't fuck it up.

1092. Bye.

1093. ALL" Bye!

1094. Coming up...

1095. What the fuck is that on her

1096. head?

1097. I don't know what that is,

1098. girl.

1099. It's cute for, like,

1100. pirate couture.

1101. Jiggly's costume was a hot

1102. mess.

1103. You look like you're ready to

1104. bake at 350.

1105. No!

1106. Someone's going home

1107. today, girls.

1108. Good morning.

1109. Yay!

1110. Mama, what a mess!

1111. This is a freaking

1112. disaster area.

1113. Today is runway day.

1114. It is elimination day.

1115. It is all getting very real,

1116. bitches.

1117. Someone's going home

1118. today, girls.

1119. Unh-unh.

1120. Speak for yourself.

1121. The vibe in the

1122. workroom today is intense.

1123. This is the first

1124. elimination.

1125. You don't want to have to

1126. lip-synch for your life.

1127. You don't want to be in the

1128. bottom two, so the stakes are

1129. very, very high.

1130. So, LaShauwn, how you feelin'

1131. about your look?

1132. Is it comin' along?

1133. To be honest with you, I

1134. really don't know.

1135. What was Ru's feedback?

1136. I think she was really

1137. hintin' that it wasn't enough.

1138. Ahh.

1139. You want to impress her.

1140. Absolutely.

1141. And I don't feel like I did.

1142. It's comin' together.

1143. It's gonna be fine.

1144. LaShauwn is a little bit on

1145. edge, but you gotta put the

1146. roota to the toota at this

1147. point.

1148. You gotta just fill it.

1149. You crazy and creative and

1150. outside the box.

1151. You're always beyond.

1152. I know you're tryin' to let

1153. me have it, too.

1154. No!

1155. Well, as far as the looks and

1156. the way you look, it doesn't get

1157. any better than this.

1158. Thank you.

1159. Okay, you better do it.

1160. Talk to me, boo.

1161. How you feelin'?

1162. About the challenge?

1163. Yeah.

1164. Feel like everything will be

1165. fine.

1166. I just gotta work it out.

1167. Well, you know, I'm a little

1168. nervous, but I think it's gonna

1169. be fine, and I think that my mom

1170. is gonna be really happy to see

1171. this.

1172. In 2007, I lost my mom and it

1173. was a rough year.

1174. If you don't mind me asking,

1175. um, how did she pass away?

1176. My mom had a aortic aneurysm.

1177. She had complications after

1178. surgery, and she just went down.

1179. What was your relationship

1180. like with your mom?

1181. My mom was always there.

1182. But me being a drag queen was,

1183. like, one of the biggest

1184. arguments we've had, because she

1185. never understood why I wanted to

1186. do it so much.

1187. The last few months that she was

1188. alive, she did understand.

1189. I was able to tell my mom

1190. everything.

1191. I'm angry.

1192. When everything was on the

1193. table, I had three months with

1194. my mom, and...

1195. three months?

1196. It's like, damn.

1197. Your mother is here.

1198. She's here.

1199. You know, and just do what you

1200. need to do and bring it.

1201. Are you nervous at

1202. all?

1203. Wait, are you trying to read

1204. me and tell me I should be

1205. nervous?

1206. No, it's cute for, like,

1207. pirate couture.

1208. I changed my outfit

1209. last night, but today I'm

1210. feeling really nervous about it.

1211. Are you upset that you had to

1212. change your outfit?

1213. Ru just didn't like it.

1214. She wasn't feeling it, so I had

1215. to go more post-apocalypse with

1216. it.

1217. I was just so in my head about

1218. it—about her being like,

1219. "Nope."

1220. So I was like, I'm just

1221. gonna—fuck it.

1222. I'm just gonna change it all.

1223. I took a risk in my look and I'm

1224. freaking out, because you mess

1225. up, you go home.

1226. Okay, I'm goin' in on this,

1227. bitch.

1228. All right.

1229. You got an instant

1230. facelift with this, Johnny.

1231. What the fuck is that on her

1232. head?

1233. I don't know what that is,

1234. girl.

1235. The weakest out of everybody,

1236. I would say, is Sharon Needles.

1237. Sharon's outfit looks more like

1238. a brown tube sock that she just

1239. stretched out.

1240. Look like she got it at a

1241. discount costume store.

1242. She's not at that point right

1243. now to compete, so if anything,

1244. I feel she's gonna be the first

1245. one to go home.

1246. Can I just tell

1247. you, like, I'm so glad that

1248. you're here.

1249. I'm so glad you're here, too.

1250. No, because I don't know

1251. anybody else who does your drag,

1252. you know, and I know that some

1253. of the other queens are just,

1254. like, "Why is she here?

1255. She's a freak."

1256. Really?

1257. Well, they can think all they

1258. want.

1259. There's a million kinds of drag,

1260. and it's not just being a fishy,

1261. annoying girl.

1262. Yep.

1263. I think some of the

1264. girls here, particularly the

1265. beauty queens, might be looking

1266. at me as just a freak, and I

1267. want to show them that I have

1268. everything that it takes to win

1269. this competition and more.

1270. You are exactly the type of

1271. guy that I go for, too.

1272. Oh, stop it.

1273. Like, that whole, like, meth

1274. look.

1275. Like that's—

1276. "Meth look."

1277. Only I could take

1278. that as a compliment.

1279. Have either of you ever been,

1280. like, arrested or...

1281. No, ma'am.

1282. Oh, yeah.

1283. Um, I have a DUI.

1284. The day I got my call to here is

1285. my last day that I was on

1286. probation.

1287. Really.

1288. Uh-huh, so that was such a

1289. blessed day.

1290. All last year, I've been dealing

1291. with a DUI.

1292. It's just been such a struggle

1293. for 15 months.

1294. I've been without being able to

1295. drive.

1296. It's hard for me to keep a

1297. regular job.

1298. They arrested me in drag.

1299. No!

1300. Biggest fear ever...

1301. in handcuffs, in full paint,

1302. full body, everything.

1303. I kinda would like that,

1304. though.

1305. No.

1306. They made me undress in front of

1307. a roomful of people they had

1308. arrested.

1309. Like, nobody would touch me.

1310. It ruined my life for 15 months,

1311. but it's over now, and my life

1312. is about to change.

1313. I'm ready for the whole country

1314. to know who Alisa Summers is,

1315. and I hope they're ready for me.

1316. Are you guys excited about

1317. walking the runway for the first

1318. time?

1319. Yeah.

1320. Fat girls are going

1321. to runway the house.

1322. I just feel like my stuff needs

1323. more.

1324. You got a lot goin' on.

1325. I'm not sure if Jiggly had a

1326. concept.

1327. I know she told me it was kind

1328. of hood.

1329. I'm worried that

1330. they're not gonna get it.

1331. Honestly, I think you'd better

1332. create a really good story for

1333. it.

1334. Yeah.

1335. Okay, what I'm gonna say is

1336. "escape from New York."

1337. Ooh, shit, it's falling apart.

1338. Yeah, that's not good,

1339. either.

1340. Yeah.

1341. Jiggly's costume is a hot

1342. mess.

1343. It's all hot glue and scissor

1344. work.

1345. It's just like an explosion of

1346. aluminum foil.

1347. Baked potato couture.

1348. You look like you're ready to

1349. bake at 350.

1350. Coming up...

1351. This reminded me of

1352. the worst movie in the world.

1353. I didn't really see anything

1354. post-apocalyptic about your

1355. wardrobe.

1356. Yeah, honey, you better snap

1357. out of it.

1358. You're here.

1359. Play to win.

1360. And what?

1361. Welcome to the main stage of

1362. "RuPaul's Drag Race."

1363. Well, look what the zombies

1364. dragged in.

1365. Michelle Visage, you're back and

1366. better than ever.

1367. Don't you know it, my lovely

1368. lady in red.

1369. Mike Ruiz, I'd stop the world

1370. and melt with you, darlin'.

1371. Oh, here we go again, Ru.

1372. Sometimes it's champagne.

1373. Sometimes it's pretzels and

1374. beer, but Santino's still here.

1375. And the eternal beauty,

1376. Mistress of the Dark, Elvira.

1377. Me?

1378. Hey, girl, you're gonna put

1379. somebody's eyes out with those

1380. things.

1381. I hope it's not yours.

1382. Now this week, I

1383. asked our queens to rise from

1384. the glittery ashes and blow us

1385. away with their post-apocalyptic

1386. couture.

1387. Are you ready to see what's on

1388. the other side?

1389. Bring it.

1390. Yeah!

1391. Gentlemen, start your

1392. engines, and may the best woman

1393. win!

1394. First up, Willam.

1395. Not Willem Dafoe.

1396. Nope, not Willem

1397. Dafoe.

1398. And not Will.I.Am.

1399. Not Will.I.Am.

1400. Very Westwood, too.

1401. Only one boob, though.

1402. The other one got lost in the

1403. apocalypse.

1404. As I'm walking down

1405. the runway, I'm trying to give

1406. them some '90s supermodel.

1407. Ass, ass, titties, hair, hair,

1408. gas mask.

1409. Cloudy with a chance

1410. of acid rain.

1411. I like the gas mask on

1412. the back of her head.

1413. It's very 2-faced.

1414. Willam's a real gas.

1415. Up next,

1416. Phi Phi O'Hara.

1417. Two queens enter,

1418. one queen leaves.

1419. Yes, ma'am.

1420. Is that a dream catcher

1421. covering her private parts?

1422. Yes.

1423. I knew I looked

1424. fierce.

1425. I knew that my outfit could not

1426. be touched.

1427. I felt like all the attention

1428. was on me.

1429. I was just ready to serve it to

1430. all the judges.

1431. I think that's a

1432. honey badger on her shoulders.

1433. Maybe we do need

1434. another hero.

1435. We might just need

1436. another hero, Santino.

1437. LaShauwn Beyond.

1438. Ohh!

1439. LaShauwn Be Hot!

1440. Yes, ma'am.

1441. She's got the whole world on

1442. her...

1443. head?

1444. I thought a giant

1445. chicken laid an egg up there.

1446. I live for what I

1447. put down the runway.

1448. I had the world on my head in my

1449. post-apocalyptic couture

1450. costume.

1451. It was sickening.

1452. Now I wonder if she

1453. can get cable TV with that on

1454. her head.

1455. Chad Michaels.

1456. Okay.

1457. Ooh, how chic!

1458. She could walk a mile for a

1459. camel toe.

1460. Real fish caught in the net.

1461. I'm a perfectionist.

1462. It's something I pride myself

1463. on, and I'm feeling very

1464. confident.

1465. I love what I'm wearing.

1466. Very post-apocalyptic, diva, and

1467. I'm feeling really, really good.

1468. Very Lawrence of My

1469. Labia.

1470. Up next,

1471. the Princess.

1472. Wow!

1473. Wow, clown slippers!

1474. I think a life jacket.

1475. Yes, queen overboard.

1476. I'm giving the

1477. judges "Waterworld" couture.

1478. I feel like I'm really living

1479. for what I'm serving.

1480. I love it.

1481. In case of emergency,

1482. your scarf can be used as a

1483. flotation device.

1484. Kenya Michaels.

1485. Ooh!

1486. Oh, she's a phoenix,

1487. rising from the ashes.

1488. That's it.

1489. Firebird.

1490. Walk that walk!

1491. I feel amazing!

1492. I'm feeling fire.

1493. I'm fuego.

1494. That moment I remember for all

1495. my life.

1496. Cock-a-doodle-doo.

1497. Little Kim in the house.

1498. Something's sprouting

1499. back there.

1500. Her garden is in full

1501. bloom.

1502. Latrice Royale.

1503. Yes, she is!

1504. Ooh, it's Latrice

1505. from Whoville.

1506. Yes, mama.

1507. I'm Latrice, so of

1508. course, I stumped it on out and

1509. I'm givin' big girl sexy,

1510. showin' off my curves and swerve

1511. and give a little face, a little

1512. attitude, and a lot of ass.

1513. Yes.

1514. Beyond Thunderthighs.

1515. Serve, honey.

1516. Mm-hmm.

1517. A queen for all

1518. seasons, Alisa Summers.

1519. She's got goggles up there.

1520. Apparently she's

1521. going skiing.

1522. Oh, I hate when drag queens have

1523. bigger boobs than me.

1524. I'll say.

1525. The hills are alive.

1526. I've giving them sexy,

1527. I'm giving them dominatrix, and

1528. I'm on top of the world.

1529. There's no feeling like that

1530. ever.

1531. She's an all-terrain

1532. vehicle.

1533. She's ATV

1534. something—All-Terrain-Vajayjay.

1535. That's right.

1536. Paris, London, Tokyo, Milan.

1537. Uh-huh.

1538. This is an infected

1539. Betsy Johnson, right?

1540. Yes, it is.

1541. Love is a

1542. battlefield.

1543. I'm serving the judges

1544. savage beauty.

1545. I'm feeling ferocious.

1546. I'm ready to attack.

1547. Milan is burning.

1548. Now let this be a lesson to all

1549. of us...

1550. don't smoke in bed.

1551. Next up, Jiggly

1552. Caliente.

1553. Oh!

1554. Ooh, she's got a leg

1555. up on the other girls.

1556. Yes, she does.

1557. Apparently hoarding is the new

1558. black.

1559. I'm hitting the

1560. runway and my adrenaline is on

1561. fire.

1562. Everything is pulsating through

1563. me, and I'm like, "Oh, here we

1564. "go, bitch!

1565. "I'm gonna show you plus-size

1566. supermodel!"

1567. She's one hot potato!

1568. And she seals in her

1569. natural juices.

1570. Dida Ritz.

1571. Word.

1572. Yes, Chocolate Barbie

1573. Doll.

1574. Legs for days.

1575. I'm doin' my runway.

1576. It's sickening.

1577. I am definitely channeling

1578. Naomi.

1579. I am channeling Gisele.

1580. I'm feeling it.

1581. You know, everything

1582. tastes better when it sits on a

1583. Dida Ritz.

1584. With thighs like

1585. that...

1586. You better ask

1587. somebody.

1588. Crack is whack!

1589. Oh, Madame LaQueer.

1590. Looks like my

1591. leftovers last night.

1592. Give her an inch,

1593. she'll take a foot.

1594. Take that, Betty

1595. Rubble.

1596. I'm serving attitude,

1597. and I feel so great, like I have

1598. never felt before in my life.

1599. The entrée of the

1600. evening, filet of sole.

1601. Mmm.

1602. Goes great with some

1603. toe jam.

1604. All right for Sharon

1605. Needles.

1606. Ooh!

1607. Look at those eyes!

1608. Nosferatutu.

1609. Oh, she's bleeding.

1610. Oh, my goodness!

1611. Somebody call a

1612. dentist!

1613. I hope she's wearing

1614. a dental dam.

1615. Coming down the

1616. runway, the best

1617. part was slowly letting out a

1618. giant mouthful of fake blood all

1619. over my body, and that's when I

1620. really saw Ru's eyebrow raise.

1621. It's a disco

1622. bloodbath.

1623. Oh, yeah.

1624. Anyone told her

1625. about fluoride toothpaste?

1626. Gingivitis never

1627. looked so good.

1628. Welcome, ladies.

1629. Judgment day has arrived.

1630. Now based on your totally toxic

1631. photo shoot and your

1632. post-apocalyptic presentation,

1633. I've made some decisions.

1634. Will the following queens please

1635. step forward.

1636. Willam.

1637. Milan.

1638. Dida Ritz.

1639. Latrice Royale.

1640. Madame LaQueer.

1641. Phi Phi O'Hara.

1642. Chad Michaels.

1643. Seven of you look like you've

1644. been to hell and back.

1645. Condragulations, you're safe.

1646. Just safe?

1647. My outfit was amazing and not

1648. just "safe."

1649. You may leave the

1650. stage.

1651. Oh, ladies.

1652. While you're back there, you may

1653. want to think of ways to make a

1654. more memorable impression next

1655. week.

1656. Yes, ma'am.

1657. That's all.

1658. Coming up...

1659. There's a little too much.

1660. It's sort of—I'm getting my

1661. eyeballs assaulted.

1662. Girl, right now you're

1663. a mess.

1664. There's no dirt, and you're

1665. going through an apocalypse.

1666. The time has come for

1667. you to lip-synch...

1668. for your life.

1669. Ladies, you six represent the

1670. best and the worst of the week.

1671. It is time for the judges'

1672. critiques.

1673. First up, LaShauwn Beyond.

1674. In the workroom, you seemed

1675. kinda nervous.

1676. Do you feel more comfortable

1677. now?

1678. No.

1679. It's a competition.

1680. I'm always worried.

1681. I'm worried now.

1682. I'm nervous.

1683. America's Next Drag

1684. Superstar needs nerve.

1685. She doesn't need to be nervous.

1686. I am impressed that

1687. she can carry that giant thing

1688. on her head.

1689. I mean, I have this giant thing

1690. on my head, and it's bad enough.

1691. As a symbol, I think it's

1692. really great of, like, a strong

1693. black woman with the world on

1694. her head.

1695. I love all the disparate parts

1696. that you've put together to

1697. create this overall silhouette.

1698. Is there anything

1699. you'd like to say to the

1700. judges, LaShauwn?

1701. I'm just in disbelief.

1702. What can't you believe?

1703. That I'm here.

1704. Bitch, you're here!

1705. Yeah, honey, you better snap

1706. out of it.

1707. You're here.

1708. Play to win.

1709. Okay.

1710. Thank you.

1711. Up next, we've got Sharon

1712. Needles.

1713. Hello, RuPaul.

1714. How'd it feel up there on the

1715. runway?

1716. Oh, I felt drop-dead

1717. gorgeous.

1718. This is my kind of ghoul.

1719. I mean, I loved the blood, and

1720. this is a whole different kind

1721. of take on drag queens.

1722. You know, everyone sort of,

1723. like, survived the apocalypse

1724. and made do with what was left.

1725. You took it one step further and

1726. you didn't survive the

1727. apocalypse.

1728. You came back to life to

1729. terrorize these bitches.

1730. Thank you, Sharon Needles.

1731. Next up, Jiggly Caliente.

1732. Hey, mama.

1733. I think no one can accuse you

1734. of not havin' a great pair of

1735. legs—

1736. —first of all, but

1737. there's a little too much.

1738. It's sort of, like, "Oh, my god,

1739. ah!"

1740. I'm getting my eyeballs

1741. assaulted.

1742. Just a little bit less could

1743. have been more.

1744. Jiggly is a ball of

1745. energy and funny and I love

1746. that.

1747. Thank you.

1748. But, girl, right now you're a

1749. mess.

1750. Things are fallin' off.

1751. Fix your tutu.

1752. I be seein' your privates and

1753. stuff.

1754. No, girl, the privates are

1755. put away.

1756. Jiggly, is there anything

1757. you'd like to say to the judges?

1758. There's more—so much more.

1759. More than what you've got on?

1760. Well, we're talking about all

1761. my clothes, all my drag.

1762. When I wear it out here...

1763. We've heard that story

1764. before.

1765. You have got to bring your

1766. A-game every single time.

1767. There's $100,000 at stake.

1768. The time to bring it is every

1769. single time you come out to this

1770. runway.

1771. Every single time.

1772. I will, mama.

1773. Next up, Kenya Michaels.

1774. Hola.

1775. So why a firebird?

1776. I really choose a firebird

1777. because if you thinking of end

1778. of the world, you think of fire,

1779. and I love that.

1780. You pounded this runway.

1781. You came out.

1782. You were on fire.

1783. I wish you had your wings with

1784. you right now, 'cause I'd like

1785. to see the work you put into

1786. them.

1787. You know that old phrase

1788. "Don't get your panties in a

1789. bunch"?

1790. Yes!

1791. Well, your panties look a

1792. little bit like they're in a

1793. bunch, like a little diaper.

1794. My problem is it doesn't

1795. look really post-apocalyptic,

1796. but I still think you're

1797. beautiful and you kill a runway.

1798. Thank you.

1799. Thank you, Kenya.

1800. Next up, Alisa Summers.

1801. Tell me about your

1802. outfit.

1803. I wanted to give kind of a

1804. post-apocalyptic, S&M goddess.

1805. And tell me the significance

1806. of the tulle jutting out of the

1807. areola.

1808. I like to shoot fire out of

1809. my titties.

1810. Oh, okay.

1811. The Boobicist.

1812. Where'd those come from?

1813. What it is, it's built like a

1814. swimsuit, and it's just got the

1815. titties built right onto it.

1816. I was getting scared.

1817. I thought you were gonna say you

1818. pulled everything up from down

1819. there.

1820. From down here, all the way

1821. up, yes.

1822. You got some big ones, girl.

1823. And I'm feeling right now like

1824. my makeup is looking natural.

1825. When you came out, I didn't

1826. really see anything

1827. post-apocalyptic about your

1828. wardrobe.

1829. It's not couture, either.

1830. Even had you come out looking

1831. like a big garbage heap or

1832. something, then there would have

1833. still been more effort made, to

1834. me, than what you have on.

1835. Who the frig says what

1836. couture is anyway?

1837. I don't get it.

1838. For him to say that's not

1839. couture—well, it's couture to

1840. me, girl, and I love how much

1841. makeup you have on.

1842. We kinda match.

1843. Thank you.

1844. All right.

1845. Next up, the Princess.

1846. Nice outfit—who shot the

1847. lifeboat?

1848. You know, it feels like it has a

1849. nautical theme, a little bit to

1850. me.

1851. I'm kind of like Dennis

1852. Hopper in "Waterworld."

1853. I love that you approached it

1854. from a nautical standpoint—the

1855. world being consumed by

1856. water—as opposed to fire and

1857. brimstone, which is what

1858. everyone else did.

1859. Thank you.

1860. You put together a

1861. well-constructed look, but

1862. there's no dirt, and you're

1863. going through an apocalypse.

1864. Like, it's completely, like,

1865. your whites are whiter than I've

1866. ever done my laundry in my life.

1867. All right, well,

1868. girls, I think we've heard

1869. enough.

1870. While you enjoy an Absolut

1871. cocktail in the Interior

1872. Illusions lounge, the judges and

1873. I will deliberate.

1874. You may leave the stage.

1875. All right, just between us

1876. girls, let's start with LaShauwn

1877. Beyond.

1878. I thought the outfit was

1879. fierce.

1880. I love the headdress.

1881. She's kind of uncomfortable, she

1882. kind looks like she's at her

1883. first prom...

1884. Yeah, what was that about?

1885. Eh, maybe she needs a couple

1886. more years to cook, you know?

1887. I thought LaShauwn, more than

1888. any of the other queens, really

1889. met this challenge head-on.

1890. There are definitely some

1891. skills that are worth exploring,

1892. but she definitely needs to

1893. overcome her shyness.

1894. Yeah, it's cute for a taste,

1895. but not for a swallow.

1896. Sharon Needles.

1897. Now I really dug her

1898. outfit—really told the story.

1899. It's obvious she's

1900. polished and she knows what

1901. she's doing, but I want to see

1902. her in girl drag, too.

1903. I love Sharon Needles.

1904. Hard for me to find something

1905. bad about that.

1906. Jiggly Caliente—really

1907. funny, funny kid, but that

1908. costume—I don't even know where

1909. to start.

1910. She looked like she threw

1911. everything but the kitchen sink

1912. in there, but I think I saw the

1913. kitchen sink in there.

1914. It was the complete

1915. opposite of the apocalypse.

1916. Right.

1917. But I'm so in love with her

1918. as a person.

1919. Me, too.

1920. Kenya Michaels—cute kid.

1921. When she walked down the runway,

1922. she dazzled us with those wings,

1923. but then she just lost them.

1924. She lost the most exciting part

1925. of her outfit.

1926. I did have an issue with the

1927. bedazzled diaper.

1928. Not apocalyptic at all...

1929. No.

1930. but that bitch is fierce.

1931. Alisa Summers.

1932. She's so stunningly beautiful

1933. I think she's used to kinda

1934. resting on those laurels.

1935. Do you know what I mean?

1936. Right, yeah.

1937. I think it threw her a little

1938. bit.

1939. You know, you need more than

1940. beauty.

1941. I gotta say, Alisa's

1942. outfit was very tacky.

1943. She built her whole costume

1944. around that breastplate instead

1945. of using it as a detail within

1946. some, like, grander couture sort

1947. of concept.

1948. Right.

1949. Her outfit reminded me of the

1950. worst movie in the world.

1951. What?

1952. "Showgirls."

1953. Stop it right now...

1954. Oh, I'm sorry!

1955. Mistress of the Dark!

1956. I mean, my favorite movie!

1957. All right, the

1958. Princess.

1959. I love the blue and the

1960. orange together.

1961. That was my high school colors.

1962. Go, Bears!

1963. I liked and appreciated her

1964. overall look, but it wasn't

1965. really post-apocalyptic.

1966. I wasn't picking up her

1967. references.

1968. You know, I immediately got

1969. that "Waterworld" reference.

1970. I love the Pete Burns

1971. androgynous sort of vibe.

1972. Me, too.

1973. I think she's great.

1974. All right, silence.

1975. Bring back my girls.

1976. Welcome back, ladies.

1977. Now which one of you bitches

1978. will inherit the earth.

1979. LaShauwn Beyond, your

1980. post-apocalyptic outfit towered

1981. above the other queens, but your

1982. personality fell flat.

1983. You're safe.

1984. Thank you.

1985. You may join the

1986. other girls.

1987. Jiggly Caliente, your totally

1988. toxic photo shoot was winning,

1989. but your post-apocalyptic

1990. couture was an unnatural

1991. disaster.

1992. I'm sorry, my dear, but you are

1993. up for elimination.

1994. When Ru tells me I'm

1995. in the bottom two, I want to

1996. die.

1997. I know the outfit looks jank,

1998. but damn!

1999. Sharon Needles, you killed

2000. this bloody challenge and you

2001. really stuck it to the other

2002. girls.

2003. Condragulations, you are the

2004. winner of this challenge.

2005. You'll receive immunity

2006. from elimination next week...

2007. Thank you.

2008. plus a custom gown

2009. from sequinqueen.com.

2010. That's sequinqueen.com.

2011. I won the challenge

2012. today and I'm feeling ecstatic.

2013. I'll have my dress

2014. made in black with a plunging

2015. neckline.

2016. Hey, wait a minute.

2017. All right, Sharon, you may

2018. join the other girls.

2019. The Princess.

2020. Your "Waterworld"-inspired

2021. couture got a little lost at

2022. sea, but I'm throwing you a

2023. lifeline.

2024. You're safe.

2025. Thank you.

2026. Kenya Michaels.

2027. You pummeled the runway, but

2028. your firebird didn't fly with

2029. the judges.

2030. Alisa Summers, your

2031. post-apocalyptic showgirl left

2032. little to the imagination, but

2033. you were not breast in show.

2034. Kenya, you are safe.

2035. Thank you.

2036. Thank you.

2037. Alisa, I'm sorry, my dear,

2038. but you are up for elimination.

2039. Ru said I'm in the

2040. bottom two.

2041. It was just like, really?

2042. I can't believe it.

2043. I can't believe it.

2044. Two queens stand

2045. before me.

2046. Ladies, this is your last chance

2047. to impress me and save yourself

2048. from elimination.

2049. The time has come to lip-synch

2050. for your life.

2051. I am not givin' up my

2052. spot in this competition, no

2053. way, no how.

2054. They have to pry this out of my

2055. cold, dead hands.

2056. Good luck and don't fuck it

2057. up.

2058. [Britney Spears singing,

2059. "Toxic']

2060. I'm giving them

2061. face, I'm giving them movement.

2062. I'm feeling very confident.

2063. All I could think about is

2064. kill it, kill it, kill it.

2065. Hit every move, hit every beat.

2066. I have to pull out every trick.

2067. If I have to shoot ping pongs

2068. out of my ass, I will do it.

2069. Alisa is not turning

2070. it as much as Jiggly is.

2071. She's kicking, she's doing

2072. choreography, she's really

2073. turning the party.

2074. She had marked her territory.

2075. She shit on the stage.

2076. Jiggly started

2077. shedding feathers and

2078. ornaments like a Christmas

2079. tree that was getting' thrown

2080. out the window.

2081. I was entertained.

2082. I would've given it some money.

2083. The whole number that

2084. Alisa was doin' was slo-mo girl.

2085. This is called "Drag Race," not

2086. "Drag Waltz."

2087. Ladies, I've made

2088. my decision.

2089. Alisa Summers, you are

2090. beautiful, talented, and a queen

2091. for all seasons...

2092. just not this one.

2093. Now sashay away.

2094. I definitely didn't

2095. think I'd be the first person to

2096. go.

2097. I definitely thought there were

2098. other people more eligible to go

2099. home before me, but I'm not

2100. disappointed in myself.

2101. I'm disappointed in what could

2102. have been.

2103. Jiggly Caliente.

2104. May I call you Jiggly?

2105. Yes, mama.

2106. Chanté, you stay.

2107. Thank you.

2108. You may join the other girls.

2109. The toxic 12...

2110. condragulations.

2111. You'll live to die another day.

2112. Now remember, if you can't love

2113. yourself, how the hell you gonna

2114. love somebody else?

2115. Can I get a amen in here?

2116. Amen!

2117. Now let the music play.