RuPaul's Drag Race 4x1

1. Charisma, uniqueness,

2. nerve, talent...

3. we've raised the bar on grace

4. and beauty so high that now

5. there's only one place to go.

6. [Wagner's "Ride of the

7. Valkyries" playing]

8. Over...

9. the Mother Fucking Top.

10. Let's not get it twisted.

11. Hold on, bitch!

12. More booty...

13. Welcome to Tuckahoe Prison

14. for Ladies.

15. Hello.

16. More sassy stars.

17. I don't know why they book me

18. on these chicken shit gigs.

19. More drama

20. Perra!

21. Get out, asshole!

22. All right, you tired-ass

23. showgirl.

24. At least I am a showgirl,

25. bitch.

26. Go back to Party City where you

27. belong.

28. For the first time in "Drag

29. Race" history and a finale,

30. we are breaking all the rules.

31. Oh, my god.

32. That will be the most

33. sickening ever!

34. Hey! * Jesus is a biscuit

35. "RuPaul's Drag Race"

36. is about to spin out of control

37. in 3...

38. 2...

39. 1...

40. My name's Willam.

41. I'm 29.

42. Ooh, a 26...

43. Damn, we got some big girls.

44. I hope they don't have diabetes.

45. I didn't come up through the

46. club system.

47. I'm an actor.

48. I've done TV.

49. I've done film.

50. "Sex and the City,"District,"

51. "Criminal Minds," and a show

52. that was, like, a multi-story

53. arc.

54. I think I'm the skinniest one,

55. yay!

56. I'm a successful drag queen and

57. not some bitch who has to show

58. for a dollar.

59. Now no one else can have it.

60. My name's Lashauwn Beyond.

61. I'm 21 years old.

62. Hi, Queen 1.

63. Hi!

64. Lashauwn Beyond is the main

65. attraction for the circuit.

66. She just has a lot of fun.

67. Your hair's too big for the

68. frickin' door.

69. I know, right?

70. Hi!

71. What's good, ladies?

72. My name is Jiggly Caliente.

73. I'm 30 years old, from Queens,

74. New York, baby!

75. Wow!

76. Jiggly Caliente is New York

77. City's plus-size Barbie.

78. She got swag for your nerve.

79. You can't take her!

80. You look really familiar, Ma.

81. Me?

82. Yeah.

83. Oh, now I know who you is.

84. You must have a television.

85. Oh, hell, no, you didn't.

86. Well, hello, hello!

87. Hi!

88. How are y'all doing?

89. How are you?

90. Good, wow!

91. My name is Phi Phi O'Hara.

92. I am 25 years old.

93. Are you guys excited for the

94. first challenge?

95. No, we're not.

96. You're not excited?

97. Duh, yeah.

98. Oh.

99. Hiya!

100. I am Madame LaQueer.

101. I'm 29 years old.

102. Your lips are amazing.

103. Perra!

104. Thank you!

105. Give 'em here.

106. Perra!

107. Perr—what does that mean?

108. "Perra" is like saying,

109. "Oh, bitch!"

110. I'm gonna learn Spanish by

111. the time I win.

112. What?

113. Huh?

114. Hey, there's a new girl in

115. town.

116. Let's get to business.

117. Broadway just hit

118. our stage—that or they picked

119. up a pimp off the street.

120. Got your credit card.

121. My name is Milan, I'm 36

122. years old, and I'm from New York

123. City.

124. Hey, my gosh!

125. Milan is fierce!

126. She is fabulous, she's a diva,

127. she can act, sing, dance,

128. produce, and you don't want it

129. from her.

130. Oh...

131. Hello.

132. How y'all doin'?

133. Hi, lovin' it so far.

134. My name is Alisa Summers, I'm

135. 23 years old, and I'm from

136. Tampa, Florida.

137. I am definitely a fishy queen.

138. I can walk down the street.

139. You know, I don't really get

140. clocked.

141. People are looking more so at

142. how big my titties and ass are.

143. I'm ready, girl.

144. [cat-calling]

145. Bonjour, ladies!

146. I'm Dida Ritz, I'm 25 years old,

147. and I'm from Chicago.

148. Oh, my god!

149. Dida Ritz is if you think about

150. Beyoncé and Carrie Bradshaw and

151. Kimora Simmons, and they all

152. three got together and somehow

153. had a baby.

154. Dida Ritz look a mess.

155. That dry-ass wig and that

156. awful-ass makeup.

157. Oh, my god.

158. So we don't have any

159. backwoods girls yet, huh.

160. Hello, hi!

161. I'm the Princess, I'm 32

162. years old.

163. Thank you.

164. I'm a reserved extrovert, and I

165. think putting on the makeup and

166. the wig and the costume

167. unleashes her.

168. This is crazy!

169. It is so insane.

170. Wow, wow, wow!

171. Hi, girls!

172. My name is Kenya Michaels.

173. I have 21.

174. I am from the island of

175. enchantment, Puerto Rico.

176. Two Puerto Ricans!

177. I'm a little person, but I'm

178. a fierce bitch.

179. What's her name?

180. Huh?

181. Kenya.

182. Kenya?

183. Too cute!

184. Fuck.

185. Kenya looks fishy, and I was

186. like, "Crap, now I'm gonna have

187. to be the funny one and not the

188. pretty one."

189. Morning, bitches!

190. Hi, everybody.

191. How y'all doin'?

192. Good.

193. My name is Chad Michaels.

194. I am 40 years old.

195. Shut the Cher show down.

196. Don't nobody do anything Cher or

197. Cher-adjacent.

198. Yeah, 'cause we gonna have to

199. brawl.

200. Hi, baby.

201. Chad Michaels is first and

202. foremost a celebrity

203. impersonator.

204. That's my passion.

205. Cher has been what I'm most well

206. known for.

207. This is my work outfit, baby.

208. Cher comes to her for tips.

209. I really do my best to

210. impersonate her with reality.

211. Like, you'll never see, "Ho!"

212. I will never do that because she

213. doesn't do that.

214. How you doin'?

215. I'm doin' all right.

216. I immediately saw Cher, so I

217. want to see what else Chad has

218. to offer.

219. Whoa!

220. Hi, witchy-poo.

221. Defies gravity!

222. My name is Sharon Needles.

223. I'm 29 years old, and I'm from

224. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

225. I look spooky, but I'm really

226. nice.

227. At least for now.

228. My first impression of

229. Sharon Needles was, "Wow, what a

230. whack job."

231. Yeah, "the Princess."

232. I'm the Queen.

233. The three words that would

234. describe Sharon Needles are,

235. "beautiful,"spooky," and

236. "stupid."

237. Oh, my god! Worrrrk iiiiit!

238. Ow!

239. Eat it!

240. My name is Latrice Royale.

241. 39 years of age.

242. Hi, I'm Willam.

243. Latrice.

244. I'll hold your bag for you.

245. Oh, I know you will!

246. Whole team!

247. Whole team!

248. Miss Thing came painted.

249. She had stones on her face and

250. she was givin' me all that.

251. Latrice Royale is large and

252. in charge, chunky yet funky.

253. Wow!

254. Bold and beautiful, baby.

255. Mm-hmm!

256. Girl, the shade, the shade of it

257. all!

258. The Season 4 family.

259. Look at this here!

260. I want to know if I'm the

261. oldest bitch in the cut.

262. You have to be.

263. Ooh, girl!

264. You got She Mail.

265. We are living in desperate

266. times.

267. Birds falling from the sky, dead

268. fish fouling the sea,

269. once-fertile areas becoming

270. dusty, dried-up wastelands...

271. and that was just my last visit

272. to the lady doctor.

273. This is a test.

274. This is only a test to find out

275. which one of my gals has the

276. charisma, uniqueness, nerve and

277. talent to snatch the title of

278. America's Next Drag Superstar.

279. You are the hope for future

280. generations of glamazons

281. everywhere.

282. Ladies, tighten your tucks.

283. This is the beginning of the

284. rest of your

285. life-life-life-life-life-life.

286. Hello, hello, hello!

287. Welcome to "RuPaul's Drag

288. Race."

289. Now enjoy this moment,

290. because it won't last for long.

291. Now you've signed on for a

292. competition that requires severe

293. stamina and devastating acts of

294. beauty, but if you dream big and

295. play to win, it will all be

296. worth it.

297. In addition to winning the title

298. of America's Next Drag

299. Superstar, the champion of

300. "RuPaul's Drag Race" will

301. receive a lifetime supply of

302. Nick's cosmetics, a

303. one-of-a-kind trip, courtesy of

304. ALandCHUCK.travel, and headline

305. logo's drag race tour, featuring

306. Absolut Vodka, cocktails

307. perfected.

308. But wait, there's more.

309. More?

310. America's Next Drag Superstar

311. will walk away with a cash prize

312. of...

313. $100,000.

314. No way!

315. Oh, my god!

316. When I heard $100,000, I just

317. wanted to just pee on the floor

318. and start doing flip-flops.

319. That's the good news,

320. but here's the bad news.

321. Oh, here we go.

322. Okay.

323. You may need to spend that

324. prize money quickly, because

325. according to the Mayan calendar,

326. 2012 is the year the world ends.

327. This week, you'll need to

328. survive the biggest drag

329. disaster of all time...

330. The RuPocalypse!

331. Bring it on, bring it on!

332. Oh, wait a minute!

333. Somebody's missing!

334. No, no, no, no.

335. Somebody is missing!

336. We have 13—it's complete.

337. I know.

338. Oh, Pit Crew!

339. Explosives, oooh.

340. Oh, my god.

341. I'm sitting on that box.

342. It ain't opening.

343. I'm gonna kick that box.

344. All right, boys.

345. Let me see what you got.

346. Holly Lou, I'm back, bitches!

347. Yes! I'm back, bitches!

348. Holly Lou is in the building.

349. Oh, here we go with this shit

350. again.

351. All right, Holly Lou.

352. Coming up...

353. Whoo!

354. All right, boys,

355. let me see what you got.

356. Holly Lou, I'm back, bitches!

357. Yes! I'm back, bitches!

358. Oh, hell to the no!

359. It's time to make room for new

360. queens.

361. Yes.

362. New queens?

363. Yes, baby.

364. Well, what about you, Ru?

365. Oh, bitch.

366. Oh, you know what?

367. Pit Crew, take this box out

368. back, throw in a rabid honey

369. badger...

370. Yes!

371. Yes!

372. And set it on firrrrreeeee!

373. Help, somebody! Holly Lou!

374. Holly Lou, Holly Lou, Holly

375. Lou...

376. love you. Holly Lou.

377. Let that be a lesson to all of

378. you.

379. My show, my rules.

380. Now are you ready for your

381. close-up?

382. Today we have our

383. photo challenge, and RuPaul

384. said we should be ready for

385. the RuPocalypse.

386. I'm really, really excited to

387. see what's gonna happen.

388. Hello, Chad Michaels!

389. Hi, Ru.

390. I want you to meet our

391. favorite photographer, Mike

392. Ruiz.

393. Now he's here to shoot your

394. totally toxic photo spread.

395. 'Kay.

396. Now the Pit Crew will be

397. using their hoses to spray you

398. with hazardous waste, all of

399. this while you spin around in

400. this toxic dump.

401. I'm a soldier and I'm ready.

402. All right.

403. I want the queens to

404. embody the apocalypse, but

405. maintaining, like, a lot of

406. beauty and fashion sensibility.

407. Think Karen Silkwood,

408. darling.

409. Uh-oh!

410. Electric storm!

411. Find your light!

412. Oh, careful!

413. Today just threw me off

414. balance, and I was a little bit

415. wobbly, but I got through it,

416. got my bearings.

417. Play to the camera.

418. That queen is poison.

419. Dida Ritz.

420. Beautiful, yes.

421. Give me, like, crazy body

422. shapes.

423. You are a survivor,

424. darling.

425. Grace Jones, darling.

426. Beautiful.

427. Give us toxic shock.

428. Yes!

429. Oh, beautiful!

430. To the camera!

431. To the camera!

432. Whoa!

433. You're traveling back

434. in time.

435. Back in time,

436. darling.

437. Kenya has such a beautiful

438. face, but she does this really

439. weird thing with her mouth.

440. Her mouth is, like, wide open,

441. like she's trapping flies.

442. Give it to Puerto

443. Rico!

444. Beautiful!

445. Milan, find the camera.

446. Don't cover your face.

447. Don't cover your face too much.

448. Hold on, you're spinning out of

449. control, girl!

450. Yes!

451. Mahogany 2012, darling.

452. Sharon Needles.

453. Hi, Ru.

454. Did I meet you at the free

455. clinic?

456. I think so.

457. I quit going.

458. It's so expensive.

459. Give me Chernobyl chic.

460. Shocking beauty.

461. Give us some body.

462. Okay, now find the

463. camera.

464. Whoa!

465. Uh-oh!

466. Topsy-turvy, topple over,

467. fattie.

468. And I'm like, "Damn."

469. Queen down!

470. I couldn't let my

471. fall be the death of me.

472. End of the world glamour,

473. that's right.

474. Pucker your apoca-lips.

475. We got it.

476. Fabulous!

477. Alisa Summers, give us the drama

478. now.

479. Yeah, just slide your

480. hair out of your face a little

481. bit.

482. I want to see that gorgeous

483. face.

484. Yes, but beautiful.

485. You're not afraid.

486. You're giving me beauty.

487. Aftershock!

488. Glow, baby, glow!

489. How'd it go, mama?

490. Ohh, spinnin' me all crazy!

491. I gotta get out of my

492. undergarments.

493. You're gonna see that I'm really

494. a 300-lb Latino here in a

495. second.

496. Oh, man, she said

497. "300-lb Latino."

498. Sharon Needles, she creeps me

499. the fuck out.

500. Oh, Lord.

501. Oh, my god, I feel like I need

502. to pray the rosary when I'm

503. talking to you.

504. It was hard to have conversation

505. and not cringe.

506. Girl, look what this duct

507. tape did to me.

508. You did get a little

509. rug burn there, didn't you,

510. mama?

511. The duct tape or what?

512. I taped my titties up today.

513. Ohhhh.

514. And because I was in there

515. for so long, it was pain—I just

516. ripped it off.

517. Oh, my god.

518. Look, you know, the

519. stakes are high, but damn.

520. Give me all of your

521. Princess fierceness.

522. I think the Pit Crew just

523. shot on your chest.

524. Princess of the Apocalypse.

525. Yes, tortured!

526. Make it severe.

527. Yeah, angry?

528. No, not angry—

529. beautiful. Gorgeous.

530. Ohhhh...

531. hello, vanity.

532. Only your beauty will

533. survive the apocalypse.

534. That's right.

535. Make love to the camera for the

536. very last time.

537. Tita Turter, Lashauwn Beyond

538. Thunderdome.

539. Madame LaQueer.

540. There's a hole in your ozone.

541. Now fill it.

542. Give me beauty face!

543. Madame LaQueer was giving me

544. comedy face when I really wanted

545. high fashion face.

546. Give me beauty!

547. The last cover of "O"

548. magazine.

549. It burns so good.

550. Let them have it, Latrice!

551. Work it, yes, back to

552. the camera.

553. A little sexier.

554. I don't do photo shoots.

555. I don't like 'em.

556. I don't never know what to do.

557. I feel awkward and just, like,

558. "What do you want me to do?"

559. Face-fuck the camera,

560. Latrice.

561. What?

562. Queue the aftershock!

563. Electroshock!

564. Oh, ohhhhh, ohh!

565. Queen down!

566. Queen down!

567. Are those your underwear?

568. Are those your panties?

569. Spray her!

570. They're artificially

571. inseminating her with that toxic

572. waste.

573. Doctor Schwartz at your cervix.

574. Willam!

575. Hi!

576. Soon as I walked in and saw some

577. body splatters, like a crime

578. scene, I was like, "Yes, some of

579. these bitches fell!"

580. Shoot me!

581. Release the Kraken!

582. Remember to always—oh,

583. careful!

584. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!

585. It ain't happenin'!

586. Good save!

587. Good save!

588. Yes!

589. There you go!

590. You saved the world.

591. Go home.

592. Go home.

593. It was a total shocker to see

594. how these girls looked as boys.

595. Oh, my god, the

596. Princess.

597. I was like, "Dude, you look like

598. a construction worker."

599. Latrice, she went from lookin'

600. like Aretha Franklin to Biggie

601. Smalls.

602. Everybody's so tiny

603. without shoes and hair.

604. Y'all don't look like such a

605. threat no more.

606. Kiss my ass.

607. Oohhh, now wait a minute,

608. let's all get along.

609. Let's stop fighting.

610. Willam is getting on

611. my nerves.

612. Shut up, bitch, and just go back

613. in that box where Shangela

614. popped out of and leave.

615. I just want to say that I love

616. everyone, and can we all just

617. get along?

618. Shut up.

619. What?

620. She wants to get along with

621. everybody.

622. Oh.

623. Every one of you.

624. I love you all.

625. The first day at least just try

626. to get along and wait till a

627. bitch steals something of yours

628. or sabotages you and then you

629. can read, but let's not walk in

630. here like you own the shit.

631. Oh, I'm not a virgin.

632. I don't want a virgin cocktail.

633. Hello, hello, hello!

634. I don't know who these people

635. are.

636. We're robbin' you!

637. Now ladies, Mike and I went

638. over your totally toxic photos.

639. One of you was truly drop-dead

640. gorgeous.

641. The winner of your very first

642. challenge is...

643. Jiggly Caliente.

644. Yeah!

645. Yes!

646. Fat girl win the first

647. challenge.

648. Condragulations, Jiggly.

649. Thank you, mama.

650. I love your totally

651. toxic photo so much I'm gonna

652. tweet it tonight.

653. Hehe!

654. Now my queens, I wish

655. you sweet dreams, because

656. tomorrow is gonna be a living

657. nightmare.

658. Oh, shit.

659. She's gonna put us through

660. something, and it's not gonna be

661. pretty.

662. All right.

663. Bye!

664. Bye!

665. You won the first

666. challenge!

667. Good job, boo.

668. Thank you.

669. Coming up...

670. They brought us to this

671. old hotel in the middle of a

672. sketchy area, and I'm like,

673. "What are they gonna do?"

674. They brought us to this

675. old hotel in the middle of a

676. sketchy area, and I'm like,

677. "What are they gonna do?"

678. Ladies, I've invited

679. you to this god-forsaken place

680. for this week's main challenge.

681. It's here that you will scavenge

682. among the ruins to put together

683. a fabulous outfit that screams,

684. "Post-Apocalyptic Couture!"

685. Now you can use your own wigs,

686. undergarments, and shoes, but

687. the rest has to be looted.

688. Now you're probably wondering,

689. "Ru, where am I gonna get all

690. these materials?"

691. Well, you know what

692. they say.

693. Only three things will survive

694. the RuPocalypse—cockroaches,

695. Cher...

696. Amen!

697. and drag queen

698. zombies!

699. Those zombies were scary as

700. hell.

701. They got, like, guts comin' out

702. and eyes poppin' out.

703. I'm like, "Unh-unh.

704. No, ma'am."

705. When I saw the

706. zombies comin' after me, I was

707. about to hit it.

708. All right, you've got

709. three minutes to grab what you

710. can and avoid being eaten alive.

711. Gentlemen, start your engines,

712. and may the best woman live!

713. Give it, bitch!

714. So I'm running around

715. in between these zombies, and I

716. realize that they're former

717. competitors from competitions

718. past.

719. Chanel, Venus, Morgan

720. McMichaels, Delta.

721. I got to see Akasha, Raven,

722. Hondura Boggs, Angina...

723. Drop it, bitch!

724. Oh, maybe some—oh,

725. oh, yeah.

726. You're not a zombie.

727. For a quick second, I thought

728. Chad Michaels was a zombie.

729. It's just that Halloween mask of

730. a face that she has.

731. Mine!

732. Gimme that, gimme that, gimme

733. that!

734. Oh, bitch!

735. Is you crazy?

736. I'm from New York, mother

737. fucker!

738. Oh, of course,

739. a corset.

740. I'm looking for anything

741. sparkly, anything structured,

742. anything that I can glue on to a

743. costume that I create, and then

744. after that, I start grabbing

745. everything.

746. Sorry, girls.

747. Oh, hi!

748. OH, you're drop-dead gorgeous.

749. I dig the look.

750. Oh, now honey, I'm on your side.

751. When I saw the zombies and

752. then Sharon Needles gets out,

753. she probably felt like she was

754. at home.

755. God, it's like a

756. family reunion.

757. Hey, sorry, sis.

758. Black people

759. don't stand there while zombies

760. are comin' at them.

761. They run, bitch!

762. Holly Lou!

763. Holly Lou!

764. Oh, Holly Lou!

765. Holly Lou!

766. Oh, Holly Lou!

767. [buzzer sounds, bell rings,

768. siren wails]

769. Welcome back, girls.

770. Whoo!

771. We get back to the work

772. room and there's more supplies

773. to help us with our outfits and

774. everybody just went off.

775. Can we sit this over?

776. I already grabbed it.

777. We're, like, drag queen savages

778. who've been locked up.

779. We're just tearing each other

780. apart to get in these boxes.

781. That shit's mine.

782. Everything in here is mine.

783. Ahh, fuck.

784. Bitch!

785. Everyone snatch your wigs.

786. Are you ready?

787. On the count of

788. three...

789. One, two, three!

790. Whoo!

791. Huh!

792. Somebody stank.

793. Well, Jiggly Puff, you're the

794. closest to me.

795. Honey, you got the wrong ho,

796. bitch.

797. I need to work,

798. baby.

799. Now you look like the

800. Village People.

801. That looks like a little girl

802. playing with her daddy's tools.

803. When I design, I like to move

804. my body.

805. Yeah, drop it, yes!

806. She could make a lot of money

807. off of that booty dance.

808. Wow!

809. Thank god I'm good in math.

810. One small corset plus another

811. small corset equals one fat-ass

812. corset.

813. Get it, LaShauwn, get it!

814. Get a breakdown, mother

815. fucker.

816. So Ru tells us that we have

817. to make a post-apocalyptic

818. outfit, and I don't know what

819. that means.

820. It's the end of the world.

821. I sew for a living and I can't

822. go down the runway looking a

823. fool.

824. Yay, I got it!

825. LaShauwn thinks he's Magellan

826. splittin' the earth in half or

827. somethin'.

828. I don't think our

829. historians would appreciate

830. that.

831. I don't know what she's doing.

832. LaShauwn might be going home.

833. Coming up...

834. I'm finishing that up with

835. some more garbage.

836. Hey!

837. Hello.

838. That's your hair?

839. I'm not too sure yet.

840. You're not sure yet?

841. Oh, Lord.

842. Oh, my god.

843. Our challenge today is

844. to create post-apocalyptic

845. couture fierceness.

846. Honestly, this is a

847. dream right now just to sit and

848. create.

849. It's kind of a dream for me, no

850. shade.

851. The stakes of this

852. challenge are really high.

853. It's our first challenge, and so

854. I want to make a first good

855. lasting impression.

856. Hello, hello, hello!

857. Hi, Ru!

858. Let's get this

859. end-of-the-world party started.

860. Hi, Princess.

861. Wow, what do we have here?

862. I'm kind of going for

863. RuPocalypse meets Black Swan

864. meets the Princess.

865. Yeah, yeah.

866. Oh, okay.

867. How does this say, "End of the

868. world"?

869. Well, it's kind of

870. armor-like, if a ballerina were

871. preparing for, you know, a

872. comet.

873. Hmm.

874. But I'm looking for

875. post-apocalyptic couture, Mad

876. Beyond Thunderdome.

877. So after the comet has

878. landed, then?

879. Yes.

880. Okay, I got you.

881. I'm definitely nervous about how

882. much time that we have left.

883. I just need to rethink and redo.

884. I'm gonna let you get to it.

885. I can't wait.

886. Okay, thank you.

887. All right.

888. Well, Sharon Needles!

889. Hi, Ru.

890. Wow, tell me about this.

891. I'm kind of going for a Linda

892. Hamilton, Beauty and the

893. Beast...

894. Yes.

895. trapped under the city

896. because of an impending nuclear

897. dust cloud and...

898. You know, I love all that,

899. but how are you gonna make that

900. read on the main stage?

901. I am a little

902. nervous.

903. I'm worried that the judges

904. aren't gonna quite get the look,

905. but to get anywhere in this

906. competition, you gotta take a

907. risk.

908. I notice you have a Tammy

909. Faye Bakker tattoo on your arm.

910. I do.

911. She was a huge idol to me as a

912. kid.

913. I didn't even know she was

914. selling Christianity.

915. I thought she was selling me

916. makeup.

917. All right, I'm gonna

918. let you get back to work.

919. Okay, thank you.

920. LaShauwn Beyond!

921. Hi, Ru!

922. What do we have here?

923. Well, this is just a top and

924. that's my hair.

925. I'm gonna make it look

926. explosively—

927. That's your hair?

928. Yes.

929. Wow.

930. I want to die, but

931. I'm still trying to be couture

932. and pretty.

933. So the silhouette is gonna be

934. a traditional silhouette where

935. it's a bustier and a full

936. bottom.

937. I'm not too sure yet.

938. You're not sure yet.

939. You know there's $100,000 at

940. stake.

941. Oh, I know.

942. And you don't seem too

943. worried about the time here.

944. I am, I am.

945. I am.

946. Huh.

947. Well, time is running out for

948. all of us.

949. You're right.

950. I know.

951. You've got a lot of work to

952. do and there's $100,000 on the

953. line.

954. Keep reminding me, oh, my

955. god.

956. Yeah, so.

957. You're making me sweat.

958. I'm not finished, so I'm really

959. feeling a certain type of way,

960. and I don't know.

961. I don't know what to do.

962. Oh, Lord.

963. You have got to make it

964. happen.

965. I will.

966. All right, thanks, LaShauwn.

967. Take care.

968. Jiggly Caliente!

969. Hey, mama.

970. May I call you Jiggly?

971. Of course, mama.

972. Everything jiggles.

973. Now tell me about

974. this post-apocalyptic couture.

975. This is my escape-from-New

976. York, post-apocalyptic outfit.

977. Ahh.

978. So I need my solar panel

979. pieces—

980. Yeah.

981. To make my lights light up.

982. I don't see a real dress.

983. I'm gonna wear a corset and

984. I'm finishing that up with some

985. more garbage.

986. All right, listen.

987. I'm gonna let you get back to

988. work.

989. Yes, mama.

990. So you just bring it.

991. I will.

992. Definitely.

993. Alisa.

994. Hi, Ru.

995. How are you?

996. Hey, Mommy?

997. Yeah, what do we have here?

998. This is what I will be

999. wearing after the RuPocalypse.

1000. You are a

1001. breastplate girl, aren't you?

1002. It's basically a swimsuit

1003. with some titties on it.

1004. Hey.

1005. Hello.

1006. Now you know that the

1007. judges are—let's just say

1008. they're a bunch of bitches.

1009. Yeah.

1010. Are you ready for that?

1011. Oh, I'm so ready.

1012. I'm sure that they're gonna love

1013. it.

1014. Listen, you gotta bring your

1015. game.

1016. Oh, I'm doin' it, Ru.

1017. All right, get back to work.

1018. All right, Ru.

1019. See you later.

1020. Latrice Royale!

1021. Well, hello, Ru.

1022. Sounds like a gorgeous

1023. after-dinner cocktail, yes.

1024. Sweet and delicious.

1025. Oh!

1026. Ooh, you're makin' me thirsty.

1027. Now listen, I've lived a long

1028. time and I've had those years

1029. where it felt like it was the

1030. end of the world as we know it

1031. today.

1032. Yeah.

1033. What was your

1034. end-of-the-world moment?

1035. Really?

1036. You really want to know?

1037. Mm-hmm.

1038. Um, when I went to prison.

1039. I went to prison.

1040. Um, I made some stupid mistakes,

1041. and I got 18 months in the hole,

1042. and during that period, I lost

1043. my mom, and those are my worst

1044. two fears come true.

1045. That was a dreadful tragic year

1046. for me.

1047. I couldn't even go to my

1048. mother's funeral.

1049. It was the most degrading

1050. experience I've ever had in my

1051. life.

1052. But I'm a survivor, I'm a

1053. fighter, and I persevere through

1054. trial.

1055. You know what I mean?

1056. Yeah.

1057. I had a plan when I got out,

1058. and my community came to my

1059. rescue.

1060. They had a "Get Latrice Royale

1061. "back on her feet and on the

1062. stage" benefit—

1063. Wow.

1064. —and it worked.

1065. Now I'm on "RuPaul's Drag Race,"

1066. living my dream.

1067. I love it.

1068. All right, kiddo, get back to

1069. work.

1070. Thank you, sweetie.

1071. All right.

1072. All right, ladies.

1073. Gather round.

1074. Now tomorrow you'll make your

1075. doomsday debut on the main stage

1076. where we'll be joined by our

1077. extra-special guest judge, one

1078. of my best girlfriends—the

1079. Mistress of the Dark, Elvira,

1080. will be here.

1081. I'm so excited I

1082. can't even put it into words.

1083. She's my idol since I was 5

1084. years old.

1085. Ladies, the human

1086. race depends on you for the

1087. survival of drag, but if you

1088. fail, it's not the end of the

1089. world.

1090. Oh, wait a minute...

1091. it is.

1092. So don't fuck it up.

1093. Bye.

1094. ALL" Bye!

1095. Coming up...

1096. What the fuck is that on her

1097. head?

1098. I don't know what that is,

1099. girl.

1100. It's cute for, like,

1101. pirate couture.

1102. Jiggly's costume was a hot

1103. mess.

1104. You look like you're ready to

1105. bake at 350.

1106. No!

1107. Someone's going home

1108. today, girls.

1109. Good morning.

1110. Yay!

1111. Mama, what a mess!

1112. This is a freaking

1113. disaster area.

1114. Today is runway day.

1115. It is elimination day.

1116. It is all getting very real,

1117. bitches.

1118. Someone's going home

1119. today, girls.

1120. Unh-unh.

1121. Speak for yourself.

1122. The vibe in the

1123. workroom today is intense.

1124. This is the first

1125. elimination.

1126. You don't want to have to

1127. lip-synch for your life.

1128. You don't want to be in the

1129. bottom two, so the stakes are

1130. very, very high.

1131. So, LaShauwn, how you feelin'

1132. about your look?

1133. Is it comin' along?

1134. To be honest with you, I

1135. really don't know.

1136. What was Ru's feedback?

1137. I think she was really

1138. hintin' that it wasn't enough.

1139. Ahh.

1140. You want to impress her.

1141. Absolutely.

1142. And I don't feel like I did.

1143. It's comin' together.

1144. It's gonna be fine.

1145. LaShauwn is a little bit on

1146. edge, but you gotta put the

1147. roota to the toota at this

1148. point.

1149. You gotta just fill it.

1150. You crazy and creative and

1151. outside the box.

1152. You're always beyond.

1153. I know you're tryin' to let

1154. me have it, too.

1155. No!

1156. Well, as far as the looks and

1157. the way you look, it doesn't get

1158. any better than this.

1159. Thank you.

1160. Okay, you better do it.

1161. Talk to me, boo.

1162. How you feelin'?

1163. About the challenge?

1164. Yeah.

1165. Feel like everything will be

1166. fine.

1167. I just gotta work it out.

1168. Well, you know, I'm a little

1169. nervous, but I think it's gonna

1170. be fine, and I think that my mom

1171. is gonna be really happy to see

1172. this.

1173. In 2007, I lost my mom and it

1174. was a rough year.

1175. If you don't mind me asking,

1176. um, how did she pass away?

1177. My mom had a aortic aneurysm.

1178. She had complications after

1179. surgery, and she just went down.

1180. What was your relationship

1181. like with your mom?

1182. My mom was always there.

1183. But me being a drag queen was,

1184. like, one of the biggest

1185. arguments we've had, because she

1186. never understood why I wanted to

1187. do it so much.

1188. The last few months that she was

1189. alive, she did understand.

1190. I was able to tell my mom

1191. everything.

1192. I'm angry.

1193. When everything was on the

1194. table, I had three months with

1195. my mom, and...

1196. three months?

1197. It's like, damn.

1198. Your mother is here.

1199. She's here.

1200. You know, and just do what you

1201. need to do and bring it.

1202. Are you nervous at

1203. all?

1204. Wait, are you trying to read

1205. me and tell me I should be

1206. nervous?

1207. No, it's cute for, like,

1208. pirate couture.

1209. I changed my outfit

1210. last night, but today I'm

1211. feeling really nervous about it.

1212. Are you upset that you had to

1213. change your outfit?

1214. Ru just didn't like it.

1215. She wasn't feeling it, so I had

1216. to go more post-apocalypse with

1217. it.

1218. I was just so in my head about

1219. it—about her being like,

1220. "Nope."

1221. So I was like, I'm just

1222. gonna—fuck it.

1223. I'm just gonna change it all.

1224. I took a risk in my look and I'm

1225. freaking out, because you mess

1226. up, you go home.

1227. Okay, I'm goin' in on this,

1228. bitch.

1229. All right.

1230. You got an instant

1231. facelift with this, Johnny.

1232. What the fuck is that on her

1233. head?

1234. I don't know what that is,

1235. girl.

1236. The weakest out of everybody,

1237. I would say, is Sharon Needles.

1238. Sharon's outfit looks more like

1239. a brown tube sock that she just

1240. stretched out.

1241. Look like she got it at a

1242. discount costume store.

1243. She's not at that point right

1244. now to compete, so if anything,

1245. I feel she's gonna be the first

1246. one to go home.

1247. Can I just tell

1248. you, like, I'm so glad that

1249. you're here.

1250. I'm so glad you're here, too.

1251. No, because I don't know

1252. anybody else who does your drag,

1253. you know, and I know that some

1254. of the other queens are just,

1255. like, "Why is she here?

1256. She's a freak."

1257. Really?

1258. Well, they can think all they

1259. want.

1260. There's a million kinds of drag,

1261. and it's not just being a fishy,

1262. annoying girl.

1263. Yep.

1264. I think some of the

1265. girls here, particularly the

1266. beauty queens, might be looking

1267. at me as just a freak, and I

1268. want to show them that I have

1269. everything that it takes to win

1270. this competition and more.

1271. You are exactly the type of

1272. guy that I go for, too.

1273. Oh, stop it.

1274. Like, that whole, like, meth

1275. look.

1276. Like that's—

1277. "Meth look."

1278. Only I could take

1279. that as a compliment.

1280. Have either of you ever been,

1281. like, arrested or...

1282. No, ma'am.

1283. Oh, yeah.

1284. Um, I have a DUI.

1285. The day I got my call to here is

1286. my last day that I was on

1287. probation.

1288. Really.

1289. Uh-huh, so that was such a

1290. blessed day.

1291. All last year, I've been dealing

1292. with a DUI.

1293. It's just been such a struggle

1294. for 15 months.

1295. I've been without being able to

1296. drive.

1297. It's hard for me to keep a

1298. regular job.

1299. They arrested me in drag.

1300. No!

1301. Biggest fear ever...

1302. in handcuffs, in full paint,

1303. full body, everything.

1304. I kinda would like that,

1305. though.

1306. No.

1307. They made me undress in front of

1308. a roomful of people they had

1309. arrested.

1310. Like, nobody would touch me.

1311. It ruined my life for 15 months,

1312. but it's over now, and my life

1313. is about to change.

1314. I'm ready for the whole country

1315. to know who Alisa Summers is,

1316. and I hope they're ready for me.

1317. Are you guys excited about

1318. walking the runway for the first

1319. time?

1320. Yeah.

1321. Fat girls are going

1322. to runway the house.

1323. I just feel like my stuff needs

1324. more.

1325. You got a lot goin' on.

1326. I'm not sure if Jiggly had a

1327. concept.

1328. I know she told me it was kind

1329. of hood.

1330. I'm worried that

1331. they're not gonna get it.

1332. Honestly, I think you'd better

1333. create a really good story for

1334. it.

1335. Yeah.

1336. Okay, what I'm gonna say is

1337. "escape from New York."

1338. Ooh, shit, it's falling apart.

1339. Yeah, that's not good,

1340. either.

1341. Yeah.

1342. Jiggly's costume is a hot

1343. mess.

1344. It's all hot glue and scissor

1345. work.

1346. It's just like an explosion of

1347. aluminum foil.

1348. Baked potato couture.

1349. You look like you're ready to

1350. bake at 350.

1351. Coming up...

1352. This reminded me of

1353. the worst movie in the world.

1354. I didn't really see anything

1355. post-apocalyptic about your

1356. wardrobe.

1357. Yeah, honey, you better snap

1358. out of it.

1359. You're here.

1360. Play to win.

1361. And what?

1362. Welcome to the main stage of

1363. "RuPaul's Drag Race."

1364. Well, look what the zombies

1365. dragged in.

1366. Michelle Visage, you're back and

1367. better than ever.

1368. Don't you know it, my lovely

1369. lady in red.

1370. Mike Ruiz, I'd stop the world

1371. and melt with you, darlin'.

1372. Oh, here we go again, Ru.

1373. Sometimes it's champagne.

1374. Sometimes it's pretzels and

1375. beer, but Santino's still here.

1376. And the eternal beauty,

1377. Mistress of the Dark, Elvira.

1378. Me?

1379. Hey, girl, you're gonna put

1380. somebody's eyes out with those

1381. things.

1382. I hope it's not yours.

1383. Now this week, I

1384. asked our queens to rise from

1385. the glittery ashes and blow us

1386. away with their post-apocalyptic

1387. couture.

1388. Are you ready to see what's on

1389. the other side?

1390. Bring it.

1391. Yeah!

1392. Gentlemen, start your

1393. engines, and may the best woman

1394. win!

1395. First up, Willam.

1396. Not Willem Dafoe.

1397. Nope, not Willem

1398. Dafoe.

1399. And not Will.I.Am.

1400. Not Will.I.Am.

1401. Very Westwood, too.

1402. Only one boob, though.

1403. The other one got lost in the

1404. apocalypse.

1405. As I'm walking down

1406. the runway, I'm trying to give

1407. them some '90s supermodel.

1408. Ass, ass, titties, hair, hair,

1409. gas mask.

1410. Cloudy with a chance

1411. of acid rain.

1412. I like the gas mask on

1413. the back of her head.

1414. It's very 2-faced.

1415. Willam's a real gas.

1416. Up next,

1417. Phi Phi O'Hara.

1418. Two queens enter,

1419. one queen leaves.

1420. Yes, ma'am.

1421. Is that a dream catcher

1422. covering her private parts?

1423. Yes.

1424. I knew I looked

1425. fierce.

1426. I knew that my outfit could not

1427. be touched.

1428. I felt like all the attention

1429. was on me.

1430. I was just ready to serve it to

1431. all the judges.

1432. I think that's a

1433. honey badger on her shoulders.

1434. Maybe we do need

1435. another hero.

1436. We might just need

1437. another hero, Santino.

1438. LaShauwn Beyond.

1439. Ohh!

1440. LaShauwn Be Hot!

1441. Yes, ma'am.

1442. She's got the whole world on

1443. her...

1444. head?

1445. I thought a giant

1446. chicken laid an egg up there.

1447. I live for what I

1448. put down the runway.

1449. I had the world on my head in my

1450. post-apocalyptic couture

1451. costume.

1452. It was sickening.

1453. Now I wonder if she

1454. can get cable TV with that on

1455. her head.

1456. Chad Michaels.

1457. Okay.

1458. Ooh, how chic!

1459. She could walk a mile for a

1460. camel toe.

1461. Real fish caught in the net.

1462. I'm a perfectionist.

1463. It's something I pride myself

1464. on, and I'm feeling very

1465. confident.

1466. I love what I'm wearing.

1467. Very post-apocalyptic, diva, and

1468. I'm feeling really, really good.

1469. Very Lawrence of My

1470. Labia.

1471. Up next,

1472. the Princess.

1473. Wow!

1474. Wow, clown slippers!

1475. I think a life jacket.

1476. Yes, queen overboard.

1477. I'm giving the

1478. judges "Waterworld" couture.

1479. I feel like I'm really living

1480. for what I'm serving.

1481. I love it.

1482. In case of emergency,

1483. your scarf can be used as a

1484. flotation device.

1485. Kenya Michaels.

1486. Ooh!

1487. Oh, she's a phoenix,

1488. rising from the ashes.

1489. That's it.

1490. Firebird.

1491. Walk that walk!

1492. I feel amazing!

1493. I'm feeling fire.

1494. I'm fuego.

1495. That moment I remember for all

1496. my life.

1497. Cock-a-doodle-doo.

1498. Little Kim in the house.

1499. Something's sprouting

1500. back there.

1501. Her garden is in full

1502. bloom.

1503. Latrice Royale.

1504. Yes, she is!

1505. Ooh, it's Latrice

1506. from Whoville.

1507. Yes, mama.

1508. I'm Latrice, so of

1509. course, I stumped it on out and

1510. I'm givin' big girl sexy,

1511. showin' off my curves and swerve

1512. and give a little face, a little

1513. attitude, and a lot of ass.

1514. Yes.

1515. Beyond Thunderthighs.

1516. Serve, honey.

1517. Mm-hmm.

1518. A queen for all

1519. seasons, Alisa Summers.

1520. She's got goggles up there.

1521. Apparently she's

1522. going skiing.

1523. Oh, I hate when drag queens have

1524. bigger boobs than me.

1525. I'll say.

1526. The hills are alive.

1527. I've giving them sexy,

1528. I'm giving them dominatrix, and

1529. I'm on top of the world.

1530. There's no feeling like that

1531. ever.

1532. She's an all-terrain

1533. vehicle.

1534. She's ATV

1535. something—All-Terrain-Vajayjay.

1536. That's right.

1537. Paris, London, Tokyo, Milan.

1538. Uh-huh.

1539. This is an infected

1540. Betsy Johnson, right?

1541. Yes, it is.

1542. Love is a

1543. battlefield.

1544. I'm serving the judges

1545. savage beauty.

1546. I'm feeling ferocious.

1547. I'm ready to attack.

1548. Milan is burning.

1549. Now let this be a lesson to all

1550. of us...

1551. don't smoke in bed.

1552. Next up, Jiggly

1553. Caliente.

1554. Oh!

1555. Ooh, she's got a leg

1556. up on the other girls.

1557. Yes, she does.

1558. Apparently hoarding is the new

1559. black.

1560. I'm hitting the

1561. runway and my adrenaline is on

1562. fire.

1563. Everything is pulsating through

1564. me, and I'm like, "Oh, here we

1565. "go, bitch!

1566. "I'm gonna show you plus-size

1567. supermodel!"

1568. She's one hot potato!

1569. And she seals in her

1570. natural juices.

1571. Dida Ritz.

1572. Word.

1573. Yes, Chocolate Barbie

1574. Doll.

1575. Legs for days.

1576. I'm doin' my runway.

1577. It's sickening.

1578. I am definitely channeling

1579. Naomi.

1580. I am channeling Gisele.

1581. I'm feeling it.

1582. You know, everything

1583. tastes better when it sits on a

1584. Dida Ritz.

1585. With thighs like

1586. that...

1587. You better ask

1588. somebody.

1589. Crack is whack!

1590. Oh, Madame LaQueer.

1591. Looks like my

1592. leftovers last night.

1593. Give her an inch,

1594. she'll take a foot.

1595. Take that, Betty

1596. Rubble.

1597. I'm serving attitude,

1598. and I feel so great, like I have

1599. never felt before in my life.

1600. The entrée of the

1601. evening, filet of sole.

1602. Mmm.

1603. Goes great with some

1604. toe jam.

1605. All right for Sharon

1606. Needles.

1607. Ooh!

1608. Look at those eyes!

1609. Nosferatutu.

1610. Oh, she's bleeding.

1611. Oh, my goodness!

1612. Somebody call a

1613. dentist!

1614. I hope she's wearing

1615. a dental dam.

1616. Coming down the

1617. runway, the best

1618. part was slowly letting out a

1619. giant mouthful of fake blood all

1620. over my body, and that's when I

1621. really saw Ru's eyebrow raise.

1622. It's a disco

1623. bloodbath.

1624. Oh, yeah.

1625. Anyone told her

1626. about fluoride toothpaste?

1627. Gingivitis never

1628. looked so good.

1629. Welcome, ladies.

1630. Judgment day has arrived.

1631. Now based on your totally toxic

1632. photo shoot and your

1633. post-apocalyptic presentation,

1634. I've made some decisions.

1635. Will the following queens please

1636. step forward.

1637. Willam.

1638. Milan.

1639. Dida Ritz.

1640. Latrice Royale.

1641. Madame LaQueer.

1642. Phi Phi O'Hara.

1643. Chad Michaels.

1644. Seven of you look like you've

1645. been to hell and back.

1646. Condragulations, you're safe.

1647. Just safe?

1648. My outfit was amazing and not

1649. just "safe."

1650. You may leave the

1651. stage.

1652. Oh, ladies.

1653. While you're back there, you may

1654. want to think of ways to make a

1655. more memorable impression next

1656. week.

1657. Yes, ma'am.

1658. That's all.

1659. Coming up...

1660. There's a little too much.

1661. It's sort of—I'm getting my

1662. eyeballs assaulted.

1663. Girl, right now you're

1664. a mess.

1665. There's no dirt, and you're

1666. going through an apocalypse.

1667. The time has come for

1668. you to lip-synch...

1669. for your life.

1670. Ladies, you six represent the

1671. best and the worst of the week.

1672. It is time for the judges'

1673. critiques.

1674. First up, LaShauwn Beyond.

1675. In the workroom, you seemed

1676. kinda nervous.

1677. Do you feel more comfortable

1678. now?

1679. No.

1680. It's a competition.

1681. I'm always worried.

1682. I'm worried now.

1683. I'm nervous.

1684. America's Next Drag

1685. Superstar needs nerve.

1686. She doesn't need to be nervous.

1687. I am impressed that

1688. she can carry that giant thing

1689. on her head.

1690. I mean, I have this giant thing

1691. on my head, and it's bad enough.

1692. As a symbol, I think it's

1693. really great of, like, a strong

1694. black woman with the world on

1695. her head.

1696. I love all the disparate parts

1697. that you've put together to

1698. create this overall silhouette.

1699. Is there anything

1700. you'd like to say to the

1701. judges, LaShauwn?

1702. I'm just in disbelief.

1703. What can't you believe?

1704. That I'm here.

1705. Bitch, you're here!

1706. Yeah, honey, you better snap

1707. out of it.

1708. You're here.

1709. Play to win.

1710. Okay.

1711. Thank you.

1712. Up next, we've got Sharon

1713. Needles.

1714. Hello, RuPaul.

1715. How'd it feel up there on the

1716. runway?

1717. Oh, I felt drop-dead

1718. gorgeous.

1719. This is my kind of ghoul.

1720. I mean, I loved the blood, and

1721. this is a whole different kind

1722. of take on drag queens.

1723. You know, everyone sort of,

1724. like, survived the apocalypse

1725. and made do with what was left.

1726. You took it one step further and

1727. you didn't survive the

1728. apocalypse.

1729. You came back to life to

1730. terrorize these bitches.

1731. Thank you, Sharon Needles.

1732. Next up, Jiggly Caliente.

1733. Hey, mama.

1734. I think no one can accuse you

1735. of not havin' a great pair of

1736. legs—

1737. —first of all, but

1738. there's a little too much.

1739. It's sort of, like, "Oh, my god,

1740. ah!"

1741. I'm getting my eyeballs

1742. assaulted.

1743. Just a little bit less could

1744. have been more.

1745. Jiggly is a ball of

1746. energy and funny and I love

1747. that.

1748. Thank you.

1749. But, girl, right now you're a

1750. mess.

1751. Things are fallin' off.

1752. Fix your tutu.

1753. I be seein' your privates and

1754. stuff.

1755. No, girl, the privates are

1756. put away.

1757. Jiggly, is there anything

1758. you'd like to say to the judges?

1759. There's more—so much more.

1760. More than what you've got on?

1761. Well, we're talking about all

1762. my clothes, all my drag.

1763. When I wear it out here...

1764. We've heard that story

1765. before.

1766. You have got to bring your

1767. A-game every single time.

1768. There's $100,000 at stake.

1769. The time to bring it is every

1770. single time you come out to this

1771. runway.

1772. Every single time.

1773. I will, mama.

1774. Next up, Kenya Michaels.

1775. Hola.

1776. So why a firebird?

1777. I really choose a firebird

1778. because if you thinking of end

1779. of the world, you think of fire,

1780. and I love that.

1781. You pounded this runway.

1782. You came out.

1783. You were on fire.

1784. I wish you had your wings with

1785. you right now, 'cause I'd like

1786. to see the work you put into

1787. them.

1788. You know that old phrase

1789. "Don't get your panties in a

1790. bunch"?

1791. Yes!

1792. Well, your panties look a

1793. little bit like they're in a

1794. bunch, like a little diaper.

1795. My problem is it doesn't

1796. look really post-apocalyptic,

1797. but I still think you're

1798. beautiful and you kill a runway.

1799. Thank you.

1800. Thank you, Kenya.

1801. Next up, Alisa Summers.

1802. Tell me about your

1803. outfit.

1804. I wanted to give kind of a

1805. post-apocalyptic, S&M goddess.

1806. And tell me the significance

1807. of the tulle jutting out of the

1808. areola.

1809. I like to shoot fire out of

1810. my titties.

1811. Oh, okay.

1812. The Boobicist.

1813. Where'd those come from?

1814. What it is, it's built like a

1815. swimsuit, and it's just got the

1816. titties built right onto it.

1817. I was getting scared.

1818. I thought you were gonna say you

1819. pulled everything up from down

1820. there.

1821. From down here, all the way

1822. up, yes.

1823. You got some big ones, girl.

1824. And I'm feeling right now like

1825. my makeup is looking natural.

1826. When you came out, I didn't

1827. really see anything

1828. post-apocalyptic about your

1829. wardrobe.

1830. It's not couture, either.

1831. Even had you come out looking

1832. like a big garbage heap or

1833. something, then there would have

1834. still been more effort made, to

1835. me, than what you have on.

1836. Who the frig says what

1837. couture is anyway?

1838. I don't get it.

1839. For him to say that's not

1840. couture—well, it's couture to

1841. me, girl, and I love how much

1842. makeup you have on.

1843. We kinda match.

1844. Thank you.

1845. All right.

1846. Next up, the Princess.

1847. Nice outfit—who shot the

1848. lifeboat?

1849. You know, it feels like it has a

1850. nautical theme, a little bit to

1851. me.

1852. I'm kind of like Dennis

1853. Hopper in "Waterworld."

1854. I love that you approached it

1855. from a nautical standpoint—the

1856. world being consumed by

1857. water—as opposed to fire and

1858. brimstone, which is what

1859. everyone else did.

1860. Thank you.

1861. You put together a

1862. well-constructed look, but

1863. there's no dirt, and you're

1864. going through an apocalypse.

1865. Like, it's completely, like,

1866. your whites are whiter than I've

1867. ever done my laundry in my life.

1868. All right, well,

1869. girls, I think we've heard

1870. enough.

1871. While you enjoy an Absolut

1872. cocktail in the Interior

1873. Illusions lounge, the judges and

1874. I will deliberate.

1875. You may leave the stage.

1876. All right, just between us

1877. girls, let's start with LaShauwn

1878. Beyond.

1879. I thought the outfit was

1880. fierce.

1881. I love the headdress.

1882. She's kind of uncomfortable, she

1883. kind looks like she's at her

1884. first prom...

1885. Yeah, what was that about?

1886. Eh, maybe she needs a couple

1887. more years to cook, you know?

1888. I thought LaShauwn, more than

1889. any of the other queens, really

1890. met this challenge head-on.

1891. There are definitely some

1892. skills that are worth exploring,

1893. but she definitely needs to

1894. overcome her shyness.

1895. Yeah, it's cute for a taste,

1896. but not for a swallow.

1897. Sharon Needles.

1898. Now I really dug her

1899. outfit—really told the story.

1900. It's obvious she's

1901. polished and she knows what

1902. she's doing, but I want to see

1903. her in girl drag, too.

1904. I love Sharon Needles.

1905. Hard for me to find something

1906. bad about that.

1907. Jiggly Caliente—really

1908. funny, funny kid, but that

1909. costume—I don't even know where

1910. to start.

1911. She looked like she threw

1912. everything but the kitchen sink

1913. in there, but I think I saw the

1914. kitchen sink in there.

1915. It was the complete

1916. opposite of the apocalypse.

1917. Right.

1918. But I'm so in love with her

1919. as a person.

1920. Me, too.

1921. Kenya Michaels—cute kid.

1922. When she walked down the runway,

1923. she dazzled us with those wings,

1924. but then she just lost them.

1925. She lost the most exciting part

1926. of her outfit.

1927. I did have an issue with the

1928. bedazzled diaper.

1929. Not apocalyptic at all...

1930. No.

1931. but that bitch is fierce.

1932. Alisa Summers.

1933. She's so stunningly beautiful

1934. I think she's used to kinda

1935. resting on those laurels.

1936. Do you know what I mean?

1937. Right, yeah.

1938. I think it threw her a little

1939. bit.

1940. You know, you need more than

1941. beauty.

1942. I gotta say, Alisa's

1943. outfit was very tacky.

1944. She built her whole costume

1945. around that breastplate instead

1946. of using it as a detail within

1947. some, like, grander couture sort

1948. of concept.

1949. Right.

1950. Her outfit reminded me of the

1951. worst movie in the world.

1952. What?

1953. "Showgirls."

1954. Stop it right now...

1955. Oh, I'm sorry!

1956. Mistress of the Dark!

1957. I mean, my favorite movie!

1958. All right, the

1959. Princess.

1960. I love the blue and the

1961. orange together.

1962. That was my high school colors.

1963. Go, Bears!

1964. I liked and appreciated her

1965. overall look, but it wasn't

1966. really post-apocalyptic.

1967. I wasn't picking up her

1968. references.

1969. You know, I immediately got

1970. that "Waterworld" reference.

1971. I love the Pete Burns

1972. androgynous sort of vibe.

1973. Me, too.

1974. I think she's great.

1975. All right, silence.

1976. Bring back my girls.

1977. Welcome back, ladies.

1978. Now which one of you bitches

1979. will inherit the earth.

1980. LaShauwn Beyond, your

1981. post-apocalyptic outfit towered

1982. above the other queens, but your

1983. personality fell flat.

1984. You're safe.

1985. Thank you.

1986. You may join the

1987. other girls.

1988. Jiggly Caliente, your totally

1989. toxic photo shoot was winning,

1990. but your post-apocalyptic

1991. couture was an unnatural

1992. disaster.

1993. I'm sorry, my dear, but you are

1994. up for elimination.

1995. When Ru tells me I'm

1996. in the bottom two, I want to

1997. die.

1998. I know the outfit looks jank,

1999. but damn!

2000. Sharon Needles, you killed

2001. this bloody challenge and you

2002. really stuck it to the other

2003. girls.

2004. Condragulations, you are the

2005. winner of this challenge.

2006. You'll receive immunity

2007. from elimination next week...

2008. Thank you.

2009. plus a custom gown

2010. from sequinqueen.com.

2011. That's sequinqueen.com.

2012. I won the challenge

2013. today and I'm feeling ecstatic.

2014. I'll have my dress

2015. made in black with a plunging

2016. neckline.

2017. Hey, wait a minute.

2018. All right, Sharon, you may

2019. join the other girls.

2020. The Princess.

2021. Your "Waterworld"-inspired

2022. couture got a little lost at

2023. sea, but I'm throwing you a

2024. lifeline.

2025. You're safe.

2026. Thank you.

2027. Kenya Michaels.

2028. You pummeled the runway, but

2029. your firebird didn't fly with

2030. the judges.

2031. Alisa Summers, your

2032. post-apocalyptic showgirl left

2033. little to the imagination, but

2034. you were not breast in show.

2035. Kenya, you are safe.

2036. Thank you.

2037. Thank you.

2038. Alisa, I'm sorry, my dear,

2039. but you are up for elimination.

2040. Ru said I'm in the

2041. bottom two.

2042. It was just like, really?

2043. I can't believe it.

2044. I can't believe it.

2045. Two queens stand

2046. before me.

2047. Ladies, this is your last chance

2048. to impress me and save yourself

2049. from elimination.

2050. The time has come to lip-synch

2051. for your life.

2052. I am not givin' up my

2053. spot in this competition, no

2054. way, no how.

2055. They have to pry this out of my

2056. cold, dead hands.

2057. Good luck and don't fuck it

2058. up.

2059. [Britney Spears singing,

2060. "Toxic']

2061. I'm giving them

2062. face, I'm giving them movement.

2063. I'm feeling very confident.

2064. All I could think about is

2065. kill it, kill it, kill it.

2066. Hit every move, hit every beat.

2067. I have to pull out every trick.

2068. If I have to shoot ping pongs

2069. out of my ass, I will do it.

2070. Alisa is not turning

2071. it as much as Jiggly is.

2072. She's kicking, she's doing

2073. choreography, she's really

2074. turning the party.

2075. She had marked her territory.

2076. She shit on the stage.

2077. Jiggly started

2078. shedding feathers and

2079. ornaments like a Christmas

2080. tree that was getting' thrown

2081. out the window.

2082. I was entertained.

2083. I would've given it some money.

2084. The whole number that

2085. Alisa was doin' was slo-mo girl.

2086. This is called "Drag Race," not

2087. "Drag Waltz."

2088. Ladies, I've made

2089. my decision.

2090. Alisa Summers, you are

2091. beautiful, talented, and a queen

2092. for all seasons...

2093. just not this one.

2094. Now sashay away.

2095. I definitely didn't

2096. think I'd be the first person to

2097. go.

2098. I definitely thought there were

2099. other people more eligible to go

2100. home before me, but I'm not

2101. disappointed in myself.

2102. I'm disappointed in what could

2103. have been.

2104. Jiggly Caliente.

2105. May I call you Jiggly?

2106. Yes, mama.

2107. Chanté, you stay.

2108. Thank you.

2109. You may join the other girls.

2110. The toxic 12...

2111. condragulations.

2112. You'll live to die another day.

2113. Now remember, if you can't love

2114. yourself, how the hell you gonna

2115. love somebody else?

2116. Can I get a amen in here?

2117. Amen!

2118. Now let the music play.