RuPaul's Drag Race 3x6

1. - Previously

2. on RuPaul's drag race...

3. Escandalo!

4. - Oh!

5. - Kristin, what's next?

6. - Manila Luzon,

7. you've perpetuated stereotypes.

8. Condragulations, you're the

9. winner of this challenge.

10. - I'm ready to show you

11. who Stacy is.

12. - Well, you said that

13. last week.

14. Stacy Layne Matthews.

15. Shantay, you stay.

16. And tonight...

17. Oh, my goodness!

18. The competition heats up.

19. - Word.

20. - And the dolls get shady.

21. - I hate her!

22. I hate her!

23. - With extra special

24. guest judges

25. Aisha Tyler and Amber Rose.

26. The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race

27. will receive a lifetime supply

28. of Kryolan professional makeup;

29. headline Logo's Drag Race tour,

30. featuring cocktails perfected

31. by Absolut;

32. and a cash prize of $75,000.

33. And may the best woman win!

34. - Oh, my goodness.

35. - "Never give up.

36. You're all stars."

37. - I am so glad I am not the one

38. that went home.

39. Bye, girl.

40. - Stacy, put your back into it.

41. - Girl...

42. - When I was on stage

43. for the elimination,

44. I was so mad at myself.

45. Girl, I felt like I was about to

46. walk the plank, honey.

47. - Yeah.

48. - It does.

49. - You know how Shangela said

50. you feel like you about to die?

51. - Yeah.

52. - Girl...

53. I feel like I could be doing

54. a whole lot better

55. in this competition.

56. I just feel like stuff keeps

57. coming back

58. and just knocking me down.

59. - God, Manila won

60. the challenge.

61. - Yeah.

62. - How sad is that?

63. - I thought she did

64. really good.

65. - You don't think it was, like,

66. a little bit risky

67. that she was making fun of

68. some...

69. - She was making fun

70. of a culture

71. that she looks to be a part of,

72. but she's not.

73. You know, it just made me

74. uncomfortable,

75. but the judges seemed

76. to enjoy that.

77. So hallelu.

78. - Girls, it's just like

79. Margaret Cho.

80. That's what I was going for.

81. You know, she makes fun of her

82. Asian mom all the time.

83. - But she is of that culture.

84. That's her mom.

85. - It's really no different than

86. you doing black, Southern lady.

87. - Well, but I'm black,

88. and I'm from the South.

89. - She is not acting.

90. She is.

91. - I think that the whole

92. conversation is bullshit.

93. If a black girl was asked to be

94. funny,

95. the first thing they

96. immediately do is get ghetto,

97. get country, and I love it.

98. What's the difference, really?

99. - Some of us were doing it

100. as drag queens.

101. - Well, no, I think

102. that everybody on that set was

103. doing drag.

104. It was just a different

105. interpretation.

106. - It's your interpretation

107. of it.

108. - Yeah.

109. No reason to get mad.

110. - I just don't want to talk

111. about it.

112. - What's going on?

113. - They're just making it all,

114. like, a race thing,

115. and it's not.

116. - It's so not.

117. I don't mean this to be

118. offensive,

119. but do you have nail polish?

120. - No, I'm serious.

121. - Ooh, girl!

122. You've got shemail!

123. Hey, hey, racers.

124. Hey!

125. - In the cosmos, there are

126. billions and billions of stars.

127. But the brightest ones are

128. right here in Hollywood.

129. Now, when it's your turn

130. in the spotlight,

131. will you sparkle, Neely,

132. sparkle...

133. or will you fall deep into

134. the Valley of the Dulls?

135. She's so good.

136. - Hello, hello, hello!

137. Hey!

138. - Hi, ladies. Wow.

139. For today's mini challenge,

140. we're gonna play

141. the new gaming sensation

142. that's sweeping the nation,

143. and it's called...

144. Shit RuPaul Says.

145. - Okay.

146. - Say it with me.

147. Shit RuPaul Says.

148. One by one, letters will pop

149. onto the screen.

150. Now, if you think you know

151. the answer, hit your buzzer.

152. But be careful, because if

153. you're wrong, you're out.

154. The last queen standing will win

155. a phone call home.

156. - Oh!

157. - I almost started to tear up,

158. because I immediately think,

159. "Oh, my god, I have the

160. opportunity to call my grandma."

161. - Are you ready to play?

162. Yes!

163. - When I call your names,

164. swish on down.

165. Yara Sofia, swish on down!

166. - I would love to call my mom.

167. She's gonna be so excited.

168. She's gonna be like,

169. "Are you eating?"

170. - Delta Work, swish on down!

171. Carmen Carrera, swish on down!

172. All right, so let's go

173. to the puzzle.

174. This puzzle is Shit RuPaul Eats.

175. Let's go.

176. Delta.

177. - Two piece and a biscuit.

178. - Oh, my goodness!

179. Condragulations, Delta Work!

180. This next puzzle

181. is Shit RuPaul Says.

182. Buzz in when you know.

183. Raja, what is your answer?

184. - Eleganza extravaganza!

185. - Oh!

186. - Raja is right!

187. All right, the last three queens

188. to play.

189. This round

190. is Shit RuPaul Plugs.

191. - Oh.

192. - Oh, dear.

193. Buzz in when you think you know

194. the answer.

195. All right, Shangela.

196. What is your answer?

197. - Available on... iTunes.

198. - That is correct!

199. Condragulations, Shangela.

200. - Word!

201. - All right, Delta and Raja,

202. whoever wins this round

203. will be the winner

204. of the mini challenge.

205. This puzzle is

206. Ghetto Shit RuPaul Says.

207. - Mm-hmm.

208. - Okay?

209. Buzz in when you think you know

210. the answer.

211. No answers yet.

212. All right.

213. Delta Work,

214. what do you have?

215. - She done already done had

216. herses.

217. - Yes, ma'am!

218. - Whoo!

219. - Yeah, she done already done

220. had herses!

221. Delta, you win!

222. You've won yourself

223. a phone call home.

224. Ladies, I hope your charisma,

225. uniqueness, nerve, and talent

226. are all warmed up,

227. because for this week's

228. main challenge,

229. you're going to be guest stars

230. on a game show

231. we like to call...

232. Snatch Game!

233. This is your chance to bring

234. to life

235. your best celebrity

236. impersonations.

237. Bottom line, you need to be

238. an entertainer

239. who really entertains.

240. I'll be back a little later to

241. check on your progress.

242. Gentlemen, start your engines.

243. And may the best Cher win,

244. okay?

245. - I remember Shangela saying,

246. "Oh, I would call

247. my grandmother,

248. and I would love

249. to just check up on her."

250. And I thought to myself,

251. "I don't need the phone call

252. right now."

253. Well, listen, the more I hear

254. about your grandmother

255. and, like, how she's kind of

256. on her own,

257. the phone call would be

258. better used by you, I think.

259. - Oh, my god!

260. - You want it?

261. - It was a really sincere gift

262. that was so unselfish of her.

263. It touched me.

264. - So what you doing?

265. - Child, miss,

266. I'm Joan Crawford.

267. - Oh, work.

268. Do you ever do, like,

269. impersonations?

270. - Oh, bitch, I got this nailed.

271. I am Joan Crawford.

272. Yes.

273. - I'm debating between

274. Anna Nicole and Fran Drescher.

275. - I don't even know.

276. Who is that?

277. - Fran Drescher.

278. - You are doing Tina?

279. - Nico-Tina Turner.

280. She's doing Nico-Tina.

281. I'm doing Alicia Keys.

282. - Okay, I think I've decided

283. on it.

284. - What have you decided on?

285. - Anna Nicole.

286. - Girl, you're being

287. a bit flip-floppy.

288. - I've decided

289. I'm gonna do Anna Nicole

290. because she loves pink;

291. I love pink myself.

292. Should I make

293. a silver and pink dress?

294. - W-w-a-n-d.

295. What would Anna Nicole do?

296. I love my girl Stacy.

297. But I don't feel that she's

298. completely confident

299. in what she's saying.

300. So I'm wondering, "Is she gonna

301. be able to pull this off?"

302. - Today we're doing

303. the Snatch Game,

304. celebrity impersonation.

305. - I'm a little concerned

306. about my character,

307. 'cause I don't think

308. Alicia Keys is funny.

309. - So how are you gonna

310. combat that?

311. - I'll do my best, honey.

312. - So, um, what are you

313. gonna do?

314. - Um, I'm gonna do

315. Imelda Marcos.

316. - Yay!

317. - After all this, like, Asian

318. accent talk this morning,

319. I think that I'm gonna go out

320. on a limb

321. and do another Asian accent.

322. I'm going to be showing a lot of

323. my Filipino pride.

324. - Hello, lady-kins!

325. - Hi!

326. - Hi, Ru!

327. - Hey, Delta.

328. What you have here?

329. - I am doing Cher.

330. - What?

331. - I know.

332. - I happen to know she's a fan

333. of this show.

334. - Oh, wow.

335. - You know

336. she'll be watching this.

337. - Oh, my gosh.

338. - Yeah, no pressure.

339. Every queen in the world is

340. gonna be watching this,

341. and everyone

342. who's ever done Cher

343. is gonna be watching this.

344. - Sure.

345. - So you have to represent.

346. - I can certainly try.

347. - Hey, Raja.

348. - Hi, Ru.

349. - Who do we have here?

350. - I'm doing Tyra.

351. - Now, didn't she win the last

352. RuPaul Drag Race?

353. - No, not the other Tyra,

354. the actual Tyra.

355. - I wanted to do her

356. 'cause this is someone

357. that I know firsthand,

358. and I've been in the same room

359. with all of her Tyra-isms.

360. Sometimes she's, like,

361. quite proper

362. and she seems really educated,

363. and then she'll just like,

364. "Hey!"

365. You know, "Mm-hmm!"

366. - Tyra-ize them, hunty.

367. - Honey, word!

368. Uh!

369. Yara Sofia.

370. - Hi.

371. - Hola, mami.

372. - Hola.

373. - Who do we have here?

374. - Amy Winehouse.

375. - You're from Puerto Rico.

376. - Yes.

377. - She's from England.

378. - England.

379. - How are you gonna do that?

380. - Well, I've been watching

381. Hatty Potter, so probably...

382. - Harry Potter?

383. - Hatty Potter, yeah.

384. - Let me hear some of your

385. English accent.

386. Can I have some water?

387. - How'd it sound?

388. - By George,

389. I think you've got it!

390. - Really?

391. - Yes.

392. All right, darling,

393. I'm gonna go this way.

394. Carmen Carrera.

395. - Hi, my love.

396. - Look at that face.

397. It's beat down.

398. Now, I see that you have padded

399. your already fat ass even more.

400. Stand up.

401. Let me take a look.

402. Are you doing J. Lo?

403. - I am.

404. - You are doing J. Lo?

405. - Yeah.

406. - You know that you are sitting

407. behind a desk?

408. - Well, I asked for a throne,

409. so I'm just hoping that

410. I have that when I get there,

411. 'cause I'm gonna be

412. really upset,

413. and I'm gonna have to call

414. somebody.

415. - Yes, thank you very much,

416. Jennifer.

417. And I will see you on the set.

418. - Yes.

419. - All right, see you

420. in a minute.

421. - Thank you.

422. - Alexis Mateo.

423. - Hi, Ru.

424. - I know exactly who this is.

425. - Who is it?

426. - It's Alicia Keys.

427. - Oh, you got it right.

428. - How are you gonna make

429. Alicia Keys funny?

430. - I'm gonna be a pregnant, butch

431. Alicia Keys.

432. Well,

433. Miss Stacy Layne Matthews.

434. I see a blonde wig.

435. Dolly Parton?

436. - Anna Nicole.

437. - How are you gonna convey

438. Anna Nicole Smith?

439. - The fabulous shoes

440. with the pink on them.

441. - Oh, okay.

442. - With my purse.

443. - So you're gonna rely on your

444. purse and your shoes?

445. Listen, I gotta tell you,

446. I'm not sold.

447. - Yeah?

448. - Yeah, because you know

449. you were in the bottom two

450. last week.

451. - Yes.

452. - What are you gonna do to

453. ensure

454. you won't be there again

455. this week?

456. - I'm gonna give everything

457. I have, because...

458. - Well, you said that last time,

459. giving everything.

460. It's got to be more than just,

461. "I'm gonna give

462. everything I have."

463. - I'm gonna bring

464. something new.

465. - You got to bring it, baby.

466. - I will.

467. - I'm rooting for you,

468. Stacy Matthews.

469. - Thank you, Ru.

470. - All right, baby.

471. And they call this queen Mariah.

472. - Howdy do?

473. - Oh, my go... am I feeling

474. a little Joan Crawford here?

475. - Yes.

476. - I love it!

477. - Okay, she was such a bitch,

478. and I love her.

479. - Well, it's funny you're doing

480. Joan Crawford,

481. because a lot of the criticism

482. you've gotten

483. on the main stage

484. are all the things

485. that Joan Crawford is not.

486. She's strong. She's powerful.

487. She's concise.

488. - I'm very much Joan Crawford.

489. I don't think that on the runway

490. I've never given anything

491. but confidence and strength

492. and poise and elegance.

493. - Mariah, will you walk me

494. to my car?

495. All right, ladies,

496. gather around.

497. Today's Snatch Game contestants

498. are sexy celebrities

499. in their own right.

500. Model and red carpet phenomenon

501. Amber Rose is here.

502. - Oh, my god, what?

503. Amber Rose?

504. I love Amber Rose.

505. - And one of my favorites,

506. actress and comedienne

507. Aisha Tyler will be here.

508. - Oh, wow.

509. - Amber and Aisha are also

510. your guest judges this week.

511. Ooh.

512. - Yes.

513. Ladies, the game is on.

514. Good luck,

515. and don't fuck it up.

516. All right, see you later.

517. - Bye, Ru.

518. - I just want to punch a wall.

519. Why am I here?

520. Why am I here?

521. I feel like this is the lowest

522. point in the whole competition.

523. Whatever.

524. - What are you over?

525. - Well, she keeps bringing

526. the god damn bullshit up.

527. I can't...

528. - What do you mean?

529. - "Well, you said that

530. last week."

531. Don't keep bringing that up.

532. That's not helping me.

533. - Stacy, maybe that is trying

534. to help you.

535. - But it's not.

536. - But that's what I'm saying,

537. is maybe she's trying

538. to give you a heads-up.

539. I know how you feel.

540. But if she gave you

541. that recommendation

542. of she's not feeling it,

543. I would come up

544. with something else.

545. Who else... who else

546. is pop culture right now

547. that you can do?

548. - What about Mo'nique?

549. - Mo'nique.

550. Do fucking Mo'nique.

551. - Don't get frustrated.

552. Let's do this.

553. - I don't want to give up,

554. because this is a dream for me.

555. I don't want to go

556. the fuck home.

557. - Hello, and welcome

558. to the new Snatch Game.

559. I'm your host, RuPaul.

560. Now let's meet our first

561. contestant.

562. She's a model from South Philly.

563. Please welcome Amber Rose.

564. - Hi.

565. - Up next, she's a talented

566. actress and comedienne.

567. Please welcome Aisha Tyler.

568. Hello, Aisha.

569. - Hello.

570. - And let's give

571. a Hollywood hello

572. to our star-studded celebrity

573. panel.

574. Well, hello, Cher.

575. - Hi, Ru.

576. - So happy you're here.

577. - Well, you know, I don't know

578. what the hell I'm doing here.

579. I'm a fucking Oscar winner.

580. And next to her, we have

581. the former first lady

582. of the Philippines.

583. Imelda Marcos is with us.

584. - Mabuhay, mabuhay!

585. - At least this time, she picked

586. a Filipino.

587. - Of course, next to her, we

588. have media mogul and supermodel

589. Tyra Banks is in the house.

590. Hello, Tyra.

591. - Hey, Ru.

592. - Girl, I saw you smiling

593. with your eyes.

594. What do they call that?

595. - Smizing.

596. - Next to her, we have Academy

597. Award winner Mo'nique.

598. Mo'nique, is everything...

599. - Precious!

600. - Uh-oh, is Precious

601. back there?

602. - Mm-hmm, she better be

603. cooking me something to eat.

604. All right, ladies and gentlemen.

605. With us

606. is the fantastic Tina Turner.

607. Hello, Tina.

608. - All right, RuPaul.

609. - Are you gonna be nice or

610. rough on the Snatch Game?

611. - I always do it rough.

612. - Next to her is the late, great

613. Joan Crawford.

614. Now, that is not a wire hanger.

615. - It's not.

616. - What is it?

617. - It's a wooden hanger.

618. - Mariah's Joan Crawford,

619. I think it's a little crunchy,

620. and I don't think Joan

621. would ever allow herself

622. to look that bad.

623. - Next to her, of course, is

624. Grammy winner Alicia Keys.

625. - Ooh, ooh!

626. New York!

627. Now, Alicia, a little birdie

628. tells me

629. that you got a secret

630. to tell us.

631. - Yo, I am pregnant,

632. and I am fierce, ah!

633. - All right, next to her

634. is the incomparable...

635. Jennifer Lopez is with us.

636. And, honey, I got your rider.

637. - Yeah, compliment, compliment,

638. question.

639. - Yes, yes.

640. - Thank you.

641. - Next to her is England's

642. gorgeous rock superstar

643. Amy Winehouse.

644. Hey, Amy.

645. - Hi, how are you?

646. - I think this is your first

647. game show in America.

648. Have you done game shows

649. in England?

650. - Yes, yes.

651. Once.

652. Um, I have...

653. - Yes.

654. All right, Amber, Aisha, I will

655. ask a series of questions,

656. and our celebrities will fill in

657. the blanks.

658. You give an answer you think

659. will match theirs.

660. Are you ready to snatch

661. the stars?

662. - Mm-hmm.

663. - Yes.

664. - Starting with Aisha.

665. Crazy Daisy is so crazy, she

666. thinks a Kardashian is a...

667. - Country in Africa.

668. - That's a very good answer.

669. Let's see if you got any matches

670. up here.

671. Oh, you've got more shoes,

672. Imelda.

673. - These ones have sparkles

674. on here.

675. It match your outfit.

676. - Did you write down

677. your answer? Good, good.

678. - Designer shoe?

679. - Not a match

680. but a very good answer.

681. All right, Tyra.

682. - I only have one answer

683. in my hand.

684. And this answer

685. is the only answer.

686. Naomi Campbell

687. is a come-guzzling whore!

688. I hate her. I hate her.

689. I hate her!

690. She ruined my life!

691. - Smizing.

692. - All right, Mo'nique.

693. - Yeah?

694. - No, it's cool. It's cool.

695. We cool, Mo'nique.

696. - Hold up.

697. - Yeah, baby.

698. All right, let's go to the great

699. Joan Crawford.

700. - My eyebrows.

701. - "My eyebrows."

702. - That was almost...

703. nothing like what I put down,

704. but...

705. - All right, let's go

706. to Amy Winehouse.

707. Crazy Daisy thinks a Kardashian

708. is a...

709. - Lubricant remover.

710. - Lubricant remover.

711. - That's a great answer,

712. actually.

713. - It is a great answer.

714. Unfortunately, Aisha,

715. it's not a match.

716. Up next, Amber Rose.

717. Psycho Sally is so psycho,

718. instead of kissing her dates

719. good night, she blanks them.

720. - She stabs them.

721. - Let's start with Cher.

722. Instead of kissing her dates

723. good night...

724. - She buys them tickets

725. to my never-ending tour.

726. - Not a match.

727. All right, Tyra Banks.

728. - That answer is "smizes."

729. - She smizes them.

730. - And Naomi Campbell

731. is a come-guzzling whore!

732. Tita Turter, what do you have?

733. - She sends them rollin' down

734. the river.

735. All right.

736. - All right, Joan Crawford,

737. Psycho Sally...

738. - She cuts their rose bushes.

739. - No, unfortunately, that is

740. not a match.

741. - Mariah could've given us

742. a little bit more drama.

743. You always remember

744. the shrieking kind of...

745. you know, that intensity

746. from Joan Crawford

747. and especially

748. in Mommie Dearest.

749. It would've been nice to see

750. a little bit more

751. of that extremity.

752. - Alicia Keys, let's see

753. if you match Amber Rose.

754. - I match you, Amber.

755. - Yes.

756. - Completely.

757. - Psycho Sally, what does she

758. do with her dates?

759. - She give them the number.

760. Call me, baby.

761. I'm just waiting for you.

762. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

763. Jennifer Lopez.

764. Now, Psycho Sally is so psycho,

765. instead of kissing her dates

766. good night...

767. - She actually marries them to

768. promote her next album.

769. - Oh, that's what she does.

770. Now, Aisha, Freaky Fanny

771. is so freaky,

772. instead of shaking hands,

773. she shakes...

774. - Schlongs.

775. - Schlongs.

776. - Trips off the tongue.

777. - What'd you got, Cher?

778. - It's not a match.

779. - Not a match.

780. - She shakes with age.

781. - See, that would never happen

782. to you, doll.

783. - Never.

784. - Never, never, never.

785. Mo'nique.

786. Freaky Fanny is so freaky,

787. instead of shaking hands,

788. she shakes...

789. - A chicken leg in my face,

790. 'cause the bitch know

791. I'm hungry.

792. Bitch know it.

793. I'm hungry as hell.

794. - We'll see you about

795. getting you some food

796. over here, all right.

797. Let's go to the great

798. Joan Crawford.

799. - Since I lost Barbara,

800. could we get Mo'nique to come

801. and be my new housekeeper?

802. - Well, you're both

803. Academy Award winners.

804. - Fuck that skinny bitch.

805. - Okay, all right, all right.

806. Now, Joan, what do you have,

807. darling?

808. - Shake the shit

809. out of Christina.

810. - Aw.

811. Not a match.

812. Tyra, is there anything going on

813. that you want to tell us about?

814. - What?

815. - Are you smizing too hard?

816. - I think I've smized so hard,

817. my eyes bled, girl.

818. - Oh, my goodness!

819. She's smizing her head off

820. over there.

821. But you still look gorgeous.

822. - Thanks, girl.

823. Word.

824. Peeeeeace!

825. - All right, next round.

826. Dirty Diana is so dirty,

827. she washes her weave with...

828. - Lysol.

829. - With Lysol.

830. 'Cause she's dirty.

831. - Yeah.

832. - All right, we'll go directly

833. to the Philippines

834. and Imelda Marcos.

835. - Don't cry for me,

836. Filipinos.

837. - Yes, darling, yes.

838. Dirty Diana is so dirty, she

839. washes her weaves with...

840. - Sweat from my feet.

841. - Sweat from your feet.

842. - Oh, 'cause of wearing

843. all these shoes!

844. - Yes, they must sweat

845. terribly.

846. - All right, Tita Turter.

847. - You want to know one thing?

848. - Yes, I want to know.

849. - You want to know why?

850. - I want to know why.

851. - Love.

852. - Love. What's love

853. got to do with it?

854. - Don't... no, no, no.

855. Mm-mm, can't do it.

856. - All right, keep it real,

857. Tina.

858. - All right, real.

859. I'm a long way from Nutbush, Ru.

860. Hallelu.

861. - That is maybe the worst

862. Tina Turner I have ever seen.

863. She was like, "I...

864. "I don't know, like, hallelu.

865. "What's love got to do with it?

866. Hallelu."

867. - All right, Alicia Keys!

868. - She got her number, yeah.

869. - I'm writing a new song.

870. It's called Amber.

871. - Amber, okay.

872. - Yes.

873. - I think there should be an

874. Amber Alert out for Alicia Keys.

875. All right, Dirty Diana is so

876. damn dirty, girl.

877. - Mm-hmm.

878. - She wash her weaves

879. with what?

880. - Dush?

881. - With douche.

882. - With a douche.

883. - With a douch...

884. - Oh, that's the hood spelling.

885. - That's the hood, baby.

886. - She meant to write "douche,"

887. but she write "dush."

888. - Oh!

889. - Yeah.

890. Unfortunately, we have run

891. out of time.

892. Amber, Aisha,

893. the final score is...

894. Who cares?

895. On behalf of all our stars,

896. thank you for joining us

897. on the new Snatch Game!

898. Good-bye, everybody!

899. See you next time.

900. - I haven't been able to talk

901. to my grandma

902. since I came

903. into this competition.

904. And we talk, like, every day.

905. - Hi.

906. - Hey, Grandma, it's me, DJ.

907. We were raised in a Southern

908. Baptist lifestyle.

909. And I know that it was

910. a big shift to go,

911. "Oh, my god, my grandson's

912. a drag queen now."

913. But my gram loves me.

914. She's been one of my biggest

915. supporters.

916. - Just have to keep going.

917. Just don't give up.

918. - No, I'm not gonna give up.

919. I promise that.

920. - Okay.

921. - Today when I'm talking

922. with her on the phone,

923. it just reinspires me

924. for this competition.

925. I don't want to let her down.

926. - Good morning.

927. - Hello, hello, hello.

928. - So we're back in the workroom,

929. and the look for today

930. on the runaway

931. is to look fabulous

932. in our favorite drag.

933. But not everyone is at the most

934. confident right now.

935. - Is this what you wear usually?

936. - Uh-huh.

937. - God, I'm swimming in it.

938. It's so huge.

939. Squeezing the gas out of me.

940. - Well, imagine

941. this is what I wear.

942. - This is why you fart so much.

943. - This is, like, what?

944. A twenty...

945. Oh, this is a 34.

946. - Oh! No.

947. A 34 in where?

948. This better be 34 in Europe.

949. - Yeah, this is my

950. best friend right here.

951. And my mom's on the other wall

952. over there.

953. - What about your dad?

954. - Passed away.

955. - When?

956. - About two years ago.

957. I was mad at him

958. most of my life.

959. Just being on drugs so much

960. and, like, stealing.

961. And he was on crack, basically.

962. - Right.

963. I'm starting to understand

964. a lot more

965. of why Stacy

966. is the way Stacy is.

967. - The way I was raised

968. and the way I grew up,

969. having to deal with my dad,

970. I feel like it made me nervous.

971. Like, I have panic attacks.

972. But, you know, I've learned

973. to control 'em.

974. I feel like me and Shangela

975. have grown so close

976. in this competition.

977. I can open up to her and share

978. pretty much anything.

979. And we fall out.

980. - Oh!

981. She's like my sister.

982. - Mariah?

983. - Help.

984. Look, look, look, look,

985. look, look, look.

986. Help.

987. - Come on, barbershop.

988. - It's just the story

989. of Shangela.

990. She's got all personality,

991. but how much skill

992. does she have

993. as someone who can, you know,

994. put herself together?

995. She always has somebody

996. helping her out.

997. She's got her little minions

998. over there.

999. - Clearly, there's two cliques

1000. going on,

1001. and one of the cliques

1002. is Shangela's handmaidens.

1003. She look like Tina Turner

1004. after Ike beat her down.

1005. - These conniving bitches are

1006. talking about my sister, honey.

1007. And so of course I'm gonna go

1008. tell her, honey.

1009. - Who?

1010. - The clique.

1011. - Initially, I thought,

1012. "Well, I'm gonna go over

1013. and find out what they're saying

1014. about me."

1015. But, honestly,

1016. what will that change?

1017. When people are talking

1018. about you,

1019. that means

1020. you're doing something right.

1021. This hair is not soundproof.

1022. - If she hears it,

1023. then she hears it.

1024. I don't have to scream it

1025. out loud,

1026. but I will use my normal tone

1027. of voice,

1028. and I will let her know that

1029. "you know what?

1030. Do it yourself."

1031. - Just so you know, Cousin It

1032. can still hear you.

1033. - What makes a good

1034. impersonator,

1035. and what makes a good female

1036. illusionist?

1037. - Carmen, you should've asked

1038. this question yesterday.

1039. - Right.

1040. Maybe I should've thought of

1041. y'all answers yesterday.

1042. - Don't be a jerk!

1043. Such a jerk.

1044. - Sorry.

1045. - I remember my elementary

1046. school teacher

1047. called me a jerk one time.

1048. - Really?

1049. - I called her a heifer.

1050. I grew up in Gainesville,

1051. Georgia.

1052. It was not the easiest

1053. experience.

1054. No, I pretty much was picked on

1055. for one reason or another.

1056. Either I sounded too white

1057. or I wasn't black enough.

1058. I just didn't fit in.

1059. I just knew I needed to get

1060. where I had a lot more

1061. opportunity.

1062. And I stumbled into the world

1063. of drag.

1064. Girl, I'm gonna get my life.

1065. And if the arrow goes real high,

1066. hooray for you.

1067. And what?

1068. Hey, guys.

1069. Welcome to the main stage of

1070. RuPaul's Drag Race.

1071. Hey, Michelle.

1072. - Hey, baby!

1073. - Santino.

1074. - Hey, Ru, I missed you.

1075. - I wrote you letters.

1076. Did you not get them?

1077. - Amber Rose.

1078. - Hi, Ru.

1079. - So happy you're here.

1080. - Thank you for having me.

1081. - Aisha Tyler.

1082. - Ru, Ru, yoo-hoo.

1083. - This week,

1084. we challenged our girls

1085. to do their best celebrity

1086. impressions.

1087. Tonight they've come

1088. to the main stage

1089. wearing their favorite

1090. drag looks.

1091. Gentlemen, start your engines,

1092. and may the best woman win!

1093. It looks like she's going back

1094. to her roots.

1095. - I love the dark, wicked

1096. bitch look.

1097. I feel so powerful.

1098. - Very Gaultier.

1099. - It is Gaga Gaultier.

1100. - Shangela.

1101. - Oh, and the reveal.

1102. What?

1103. - I picked out this beautiful,

1104. cream-colored structure gown...

1105. design couture.

1106. - First time

1107. you see a black woman

1108. whose hair can provide shelter

1109. from the rain.

1110. - Can you save me a slice of

1111. that hair pie?

1112. They call this queen Mariah.

1113. - Her legs are amazing.

1114. - Gorgeous legs.

1115. - I am a wild animal

1116. on the runway.

1117. I stalk my prey, I hunt,

1118. and I pounce.

1119. - Let me just say,

1120. as a black woman,

1121. I have a very flat ass.

1122. And now I know

1123. where it all went.

1124. - It all went to Mariah.

1125. She took it all.

1126. Raja.

1127. - Two tribes go to war.

1128. - That's right.

1129. Shaka Zulu, honey.

1130. - The look I've chosen

1131. is quite global,

1132. just kind of

1133. National Geographic drag.

1134. Apocalypto Amazon gal.

1135. - She served you up

1136. on the Serengeti.

1137. - Girl, the natives are

1138. restless.

1139. Alexis Mateo.

1140. - Quinceanera.

1141. - This, by the way,

1142. is one of the real housewives

1143. of Puerto Rico.

1144. - I am wearing a creation from

1145. one of my friends,

1146. and I just feel like a princess.

1147. - It makes me hungry

1148. for some sherbet.

1149. Carmen Carrera.

1150. She's at the cabana by the pool

1151. serving glamour.

1152. - I'm feeling like a supermodel

1153. on the runway right now.

1154. My head held high

1155. and just kind of, like,

1156. letting the chiffon blow

1157. behind me.

1158. - Look at that chassis.

1159. - And look at the

1160. undercarriage.

1161. - She's one fierce

1162. mother tucker.

1163. - Stacy Layne Matthews.

1164. Formerly Stacy Layne Bryant,

1165. but she got married.

1166. - This gold coat is my

1167. signature piece.

1168. I'm feeling very confident

1169. in what I'm wearing.

1170. Stacy Matthews has arrived.

1171. - This face is just popping.

1172. - See, now, Mo'nique should have

1173. worn this to the Oscars.

1174. Delta Work.

1175. - Got to love a pantsuit.

1176. - Ann-Margret.

1177. - Ann-Margret...

1178. after the buffet.

1179. - On the runway, I'm feeling

1180. confident today.

1181. I feel great.

1182. I love my outfit.

1183. - That red hair is so gorgeous

1184. on her.

1185. - Delta, you better wooooork!

1186. - Manila.

1187. - Very Twiggy.

1188. - That must be

1189. the Filipino flag.

1190. - I'm getting pinay fish

1191. in this really, really, really

1192. cute Filipino flag dress.

1193. - Filipino couture.

1194. - From the house of Imelda.

1195. - All right, ladies.

1196. Fun and games are over.

1197. When I call your name,

1198. step forward.

1199. Raja.

1200. Stacy.

1201. Alexis.

1202. You are the top three.

1203. Yara.

1204. Delta.

1205. Mariah.

1206. You...

1207. are the bottom three.

1208. Carmen. Shangela. Manila.

1209. You three are safe.

1210. And "safe" is a word

1211. that I have come to loathe

1212. in this competition.

1213. Moving forward, I want you to

1214. make bold choices

1215. worthy of America's next

1216. drag superstar.

1217. You three may leave the stage.

1218. Ladies, you represent the

1219. best and the worst of the week.

1220. It's time

1221. for the judges' critiques.

1222. Let's start with Raja.

1223. - All I have to say is...

1224. - Well, fuck you too.

1225. - You bring it to the runway

1226. every time.

1227. And I love this global warrior

1228. princess you've got going on.

1229. And as far as your Tyra Banks, I

1230. laughed out loud several times.

1231. - I thought because

1232. you know her so well,

1233. you could've done so much more,

1234. because she is a human

1235. caricature.

1236. - I loved

1237. your runway look today.

1238. I thought that it was bold,

1239. drama.

1240. You know, it really felt

1241. editorial.

1242. It really felt high fashion.

1243. And that was really exciting

1244. to see.

1245. - Thank you, Raja.

1246. Up next, Alexis Mateo.

1247. - I loved your Alicia Keys.

1248. You killed that.

1249. It was so, so funny.

1250. - I love the color,

1251. and I love the bling on it.

1252. You look like a real housewife

1253. of Dubai.

1254. - I love gaudy things,

1255. and that's very gaudy

1256. and sparkly and glamorous.

1257. And I think you look great.

1258. And the fact that you were

1259. flirting with me was a plus.

1260. And I was like, "Damn, I'm gonna

1261. get some Alicia tonight."

1262. - Stacy.

1263. You told me that you were going

1264. to be Anna Nicole Smith.

1265. What had happened?

1266. - I feel like I'm relating more

1267. to Mo'nique,

1268. so that's why I switched.

1269. - You stayed physically

1270. in that character.

1271. Your facial expression

1272. was completely different.

1273. You know, you had the...

1274. yeah, and you held it, mama.

1275. You never fell out.

1276. Look at...

1277. - You're so beautiful.

1278. I mean, you're representing

1279. the big girls,

1280. and you're doing a great job.

1281. I mean, you have, like, breasts,

1282. and it looks amazing.

1283. You look so good.

1284. Like, wow.

1285. - I'm so proud of you tonight,

1286. Stacy.

1287. You stepped it up this week.

1288. You need to now realize

1289. that you can't go back.

1290. - Yep.

1291. - All right, thank you, Stacy.

1292. Raja, Alexis, Stacy...

1293. you may leave the stage.

1294. Yara Sofia.

1295. Let's start with you.

1296. Aisha?

1297. - I loved your look today.

1298. I thought it was really

1299. original.

1300. It was really exciting.

1301. That being said, I struggled

1302. a little bit

1303. with your Amy Winehouse.

1304. I could not understand the

1305. accent that you were doing.

1306. I was like, "Is she German?"

1307. - I'm totally into your

1308. dark, wicked bitch look

1309. that you got going on.

1310. I like your own brand

1311. of what you're bringing

1312. to this competition.

1313. - Because Amy is such a big

1314. character, we want more.

1315. You have it.

1316. Give it all.

1317. - I will. I will.

1318. - Next up, Mariah.

1319. How'd you feel

1320. walking the runway?

1321. - Frankly, I'm surprised to be

1322. down here.

1323. I definitely believe that

1324. there's someone more qualified

1325. to be in my position right now.

1326. - Who?

1327. - Carmen Carrera.

1328. She played a bitchy version of

1329. herself.

1330. If I wanted to be offensive,

1331. I could play a knock-off

1332. Filipino.

1333. But I'm not a judge, so...

1334. - I'll speak for myself.

1335. You know,

1336. being a Joan Crawford fan,

1337. I was so happy that you chose

1338. to do that role.

1339. I was disappointed, though,

1340. that there were a lot of missed

1341. opportunities with punch lines.

1342. Were you happy with your

1343. performance?

1344. - I was... I was... I was pleased

1345. with my performance, yes, ma'am.

1346. - All right.

1347. Next up, Delta.

1348. - If you're gonna be a queen

1349. and you're gonna deliver Cher,

1350. bitch, you better deliver Cher.

1351. You were shy Cher.

1352. - There are so many Cher-isms,

1353. and I didn't want to rely

1354. on what you've seen.

1355. And I thought what I would do

1356. was amp it up,

1357. and I didn't turn the knob

1358. completely.

1359. - Delta, what's going on?

1360. Why are you holding back?

1361. - Thank you, ladies.

1362. I think we've heard enough.

1363. While you enjoy

1364. an Absolut cocktail

1365. in the Interior Illusions

1366. Lounge,

1367. the judges and I will

1368. deliberate.

1369. You may leave the stage.

1370. Okay, just between us girls,

1371. what do you think?

1372. Let's start with Raja.

1373. - Raja on the runway was,

1374. for me,

1375. far and away, the top dog today.

1376. - Being that she has worked

1377. with Tyra,

1378. she could have made it

1379. a little more irreverent.

1380. - But then Tyra would have sued

1381. the shit out of us.

1382. Let's talk about Alexis.

1383. - Her Alicia

1384. was fully realized,

1385. not just the voice

1386. but the look, the physicality,

1387. the jokes.

1388. It was like

1389. your granddaddy's boat;

1390. it was tightened up.

1391. - I'm kind of stuck with Alexis.

1392. - Really?

1393. - 'Cause I feel like

1394. she's stuck.

1395. I feel like we're seeing the

1396. same thing in different colors.

1397. - But she killed Alicia Keys,

1398. in a good way.

1399. - Well, let's move on

1400. to Mo'nique.

1401. - She was funny even when

1402. she didn't speak.

1403. She really was in that character

1404. at all times.

1405. - As far as the runway goes,

1406. really?

1407. Your favorite drag look are

1408. those pants,

1409. which happen to be...

1410. you know, she's hanging

1411. with her besties,

1412. Poly and Esther.

1413. - Yara Sofia.

1414. - Obviously, the accent

1415. did not work.

1416. - In the beginning,

1417. it was funny.

1418. Then it got, like, really dry

1419. and not in a good way.

1420. - But she made brave choices

1421. on the runway.

1422. The dreads were off the hook.

1423. That face makeup was what-what.

1424. - Miss Mariah.

1425. - I don't understand

1426. the black cheeks.

1427. - It was Lily Munster.

1428. - It was!

1429. That wasn't Joan Crawford.

1430. She would never go out without

1431. blending all that in.

1432. - It was a really bad

1433. Joan Crawford.

1434. There was just so much

1435. that she didn't do.

1436. - Well, it's been her criticism

1437. before

1438. that she sort of fakes her way

1439. to the middle.

1440. - She could sleep her way to

1441. the top.

1442. - Even when you get to the top,

1443. you're gonna have to have

1444. something to deliver.

1445. Delta Work.

1446. - It's Cher. You learn that

1447. in Drag School 101.

1448. - You need to have

1449. that confidence.

1450. When you walk into a room,

1451. it's like, "Honey, I'm here,

1452. and I'm Cher."

1453. She didn't do that.

1454. - I just want to say to Delta,

1455. "Schnap out of it!"

1456. Silence!

1457. I've made my decision.

1458. Tina!

1459. Bring me the axe.

1460. Welcome back, ladies.

1461. Now, based on your performance

1462. in the Snatch Game

1463. and your presentation

1464. on the main stage,

1465. I've made some decisions.

1466. Raja...

1467. your impersonation of Tyra Banks

1468. smizing

1469. brought tears to my eyes.

1470. You're safe.

1471. Alexis Mateo.

1472. No one, no one, no one

1473. can do Alicia Keys like you.

1474. You're safe.

1475. - Stacy, I had all but given up

1476. on you.

1477. But you played

1478. to your strengths,

1479. and you came out on top.

1480. Isn't that precious?

1481. - Yes.

1482. - Condragulations, you are the

1483. winner of this challenge.

1484. And you've won a cruise for two

1485. to the Bahamas

1486. from ALandCHUCK.travel.

1487. - After being in the bottom

1488. and all these bitches

1489. talking shit,

1490. saying, "Stacy Matthews,

1491. why are you here?"

1492. Fuck those bitches, honey.

1493. - However,

1494. you will not be immune

1495. from elimination next week.

1496. From this point forward, no one

1497. will receive immunity.

1498. Ladies, make every moment count.

1499. Mariah...

1500. your impersonation

1501. of Joan Crawford

1502. was not Mildred Fierce.

1503. I'm sorry, my dear, but you are

1504. up for elimination.

1505. - Being bottom two,

1506. I didn't realize

1507. how emotional it could be.

1508. It's definitely intense.

1509. - Yara Sofia.

1510. Playing a mess does not give you

1511. permission to be messy.

1512. Delta Work,

1513. your impersonation of Cher

1514. didn't make any of us believe.

1515. I'm sorry, Delta, but you are up

1516. for elimination.

1517. - To see Stacy win

1518. and I'm in the bottom two

1519. was, just, like, the travesty

1520. that's gonna go down

1521. in, like, history as WTF.

1522. - Yara, you may join

1523. the other girls.

1524. Two queens stand before me.

1525. Ladies, this is your last chance

1526. to impress me

1527. and save yourself

1528. from elimination.

1529. The time has come...

1530. for you to lip-sync

1531. for your life.

1532. Good luck.

1533. And don't fuck it up.

1534. - Even though Mariah's really

1535. serving it,

1536. Mariah doesn't know her words

1537. too well.

1538. But Delta's hitting, like,

1539. every word.

1540. Mariah's just, like, there,

1541. like...

1542. - I knew most of the words to

1543. the lip-sync song,

1544. but there was some gaps, so

1545. I'm gonna make up something.

1546. Fill in the gaps, bitch, with

1547. "elephant shoe," honey,

1548. "cantaloupe,"

1549. and "sha-laba-laba-tuna."

1550. - Yes!

1551. - Yes!

1552. - Ladies...

1553. I have made my decision.

1554. Delta Work...

1555. shantay, you stay.

1556. - Thank you

1557. for the second chance.

1558. - My beautiful queen.

1559. This is not the end.

1560. This is the emancipation

1561. of Mariah.

1562. Now sashay away.

1563. - Thank you.

1564. I'm feeling entertained.

1565. Their judgment was interesting.

1566. It wouldn't have mattered if I'd

1567. have done anything differently.

1568. You play the game and then go.

1569. It's gonna be hell

1570. getting the bags back home.

1571. - Condragulations, ladies.

1572. You are all one step closer

1573. to becoming America's next

1574. drag superstar.

1575. And remember,

1576. if you can't love yourself,

1577. how in the hell are you gonna

1578. love somebody else?

1579. Can I get an amen up in here?

1580. Amen!

1581. - All right,

1582. let the music play!

1583. - RuPaul's menswear provided

1584. by Moods of Norway.

1585. Grand prize contributed

1586. in part by ALandCHUCK.travel.