RuPaul's Drag Race 3x5

1. - Previously

2. on RuPaul's Drag Race...

3. It's time to get totally

4. leotarded!

5. - Sha! Sha!

6. - Stretch...

7. - Alexis, you are the winner.

8. Stacy, we feel

9. you are holding back.

10. But you're safe for now.

11. - I'll bring it.

12. - Ladies, this is your last

13. chance to impress me.

14. - Bitch, step it up.

15. You gotta make sure

16. that you're always

17. the one that's in front.

18. - Mimi Imfurst.

19. Drag is not a contact sport.

20. India Ferrah, shantay, you stay.

21. - Whoo!

22. - And tonight...

23. Escandalo!

24. The dolls hit the red carpet.

25. - Ohh! Ha ha!

26. - And things get steamy.

27. - Oh! Ohh!

28. - With extra-special

29. guest judges

30. Chloe Sevigny

31. and Debbie Matenopoulos.

32. The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race

33. will receive

34. a lifetime supply

35. of Kryolan Professional makeup;

36. headline Logo's Drag Race Tour,

37. featuring cocktails

38. perfected by Absolut;

39. and a cash prize of $75,000.

40. And may the best woman win!

41. - Another day.

42. - Good morning.

43. - Life is too short to lift

44. someone else.

45. - Girl, y'all gonna lift me.

46. - Being in the bottom two,

47. it's a very serious thing.

48. It kind of like lit a light bulb

49. in my head.

50. I have to, like, fight harder

51. now, so...

52. - Speaking of fighting.

53. When Mimi lifted you up,

54. I was like,

55. y'all didn't have to grab me.

56. - Yeah.

57. - 'Cause you know I was ready

58. to come out there.

59. I was coming out in my ponytail

60. and everything.

61. - I know everyone expected me

62. to, like,

63. punch her or something,

64. when she did that.

65. No, I'm not a violent person.

66. I just gotta go on,

67. focus on the competition

68. and what I have to do.

69. - Oh, so now you competin'.

70. - Now I'm gonna kick you...

71. - Oh, so now I gotta go home.

72. Alliances in this competition

73. are very important.

74. India is someone that

75. I can share some tea with

76. and not think it's gonna

77. come back around to me

78. from another mouth.

79. - Girl, I'm just, you know,

80. hoping I can wear something that

81. I don't have to wear

82. my breast plate with.

83. - And that we don't have to sew.

84. - Thank god I don't have big

85. flower patterns anymore.

86. - Listen,

87. be strong in your opinions.

88. Say you don't have another

89. chance,

90. so you better bring it

91. every time you get out there.

92. - They wanna see who I am.

93. Miss Visage said she didn't know

94. if I'm a bitch,

95. if I'm a sweetheart.

96. - She doesn't know

97. your personality.

98. - Mm-hmm.

99. - What is your personality?

100. Do I need to know?

101. - Ooh, girl!

102. You've got shemail.

103. Today's drag queen on the go

104. needs to stay abreast

105. of current events,

106. whether she tweets, blogs,

107. or just talks smack

108. behind some t-girl's back.

109. Remember, an informed queen

110. is a winning queen,

111. and that's the way it is.

112. Good night, and good tuck.

113. Hello, hello, hello.

114. To make it today, young stars

115. have to be in control

116. of their public image.

117. For this week's mini-challenge,

118. you need to create

119. a quick drag look

120. for an outrageous photo op

121. on the red carpet.

122. You have ten minutes

123. to pull it together

124. before the photographers from

125. Polite in Public arrive.

126. The two queens that create

127. the most sensational

128. paparazzi photo

129. will win this mini-challenge.

130. Ready, set...

131. Escandalo!

132. - Drag, girls!

133. - Ooh, scandal!

134. - The first thing I think about

135. is, like, the crotch shot.

136. In order to create a fake vag,

137. it's all about the way that you

138. tuck and fold your skin.

139. I noticed Shangela was kind of

140. doing something similar.

141. I could put on a pair of

142. pantyhose and put on some fuzz,

143. you know, but this is,

144. like, real.

145. It's like a double take.

146. - All right, here we go.

147. - Oh!

148. - You're gonna get

149. three pictures.

150. - Okay.

151. - Make them count.

152. Are you ready?

153. - Yes!

154. - Okay, one, two, three.

155. Doggie-style.

156. All right.

157. Yes.

158. - I'm just so pandalicious.

159. - Oh, you're a panda!

160. - Oh, wow.

161. That's a Carrera

162. I'd like to drive.

163. - So is it okay that my face

164. is not gonna be in the frame?

165. I mean, 'cause it's about here.

166. - Yeah, whatever you wanna do.

167. And I appreciate you sharing

168. your inner dialogue,

169. but we're gonna take that

170. picture right now.

171. - Okay.

172. - One, two, three!

173. Girl, you put the junk

174. in junket.

175. - India Ferrah is here.

176. Yes, Miss Jackson

177. if you're nasty,

178. you better

179. put that nipple away.

180. Scandal!

181. Yes, take that, Harvey Levin.

182. Wow, look at the size

183. of that rock.

184. And that ring's not bad, either.

185. Ooh, that was scandalous.

186. - Kind of basing this off

187. real life, a little bit.

188. - You have a similar story?

189. - We won't...

190. we'll talk about it later.

191. - Fantastic.

192. - Hey, Shakira.

193. Uno, dos, tres!

194. Escandalo.

195. The red bow tie really dresses

196. that outfit up.

197. Something tells me your tuck's

198. gonna come undone.

199. - Let's just make sure that

200. doesn't happen.

201. We need a plug.

202. - Oh, my goodness.

203. Did you forget something?

204. - Yes, my bra.

205. - Yabba dabba don't.

206. Oh, girl.

207. - Can we like... bloob is out?

208. - Yes, I love it. I love it.

209. Fantastic.

210. Nobody said you can't do that.

211. One, two, three.

212. It's nipple-gate!

213. - Ohh!

214. - I'm giving him hairy coochie

215. and toilet tissue shoe.

216. You don't think you would

217. double-click?

218. Aah!

219. - Now, I reviewed

220. your scandalous photos,

221. and I'm proud to say

222. you all are whores!

223. Now, news travels fast.

224. So to see which two queens

225. have hit the blogs,

226. let's go to the WOW Report.

227. Carmen Carrera

228. is one of our winners.

229. - Oh, my god.

230. I look crazy.

231. - For the next winner,

232. let's go to newnownext.com.

233. - Stacy Layne Matthews.

234. - Oh, my god, you know,

235. finally my fat ass

236. has won something.

237. So these bitches better

238. watch the fuck out.

239. - Condragulations.

240. You are the queens

241. of morning television.

242. Ooh.

243. - For today's main challenge,

244. you'll split into two teams

245. to broadcast

246. a morning news show.

247. Each team consists of

248. two co-anchors,

249. a weather girl, a gossip gal,

250. and a roving reporter,

251. who'll be interviewing

252. celebrity guest

253. Kristin Cavallari.

254. Ohh.

255. - Carmen and Stacy,

256. you are our team captains.

257. Stacy, you get to pick first.

258. - I just hope Stacy

259. don't pick me.

260. Because that team is going to

261. crash and burn.

262. - Alexis.

263. - Manila.

264. - Ooh!

265. - Shangela.

266. - Ooh.

267. - Mm, Raja.

268. - Come on, girl, that's it.

269. - Yara Sofia.

270. - Delta Work.

271. - India and Mariah are

272. the two girls left standing.

273. - Mariah Carey.

274. - Me?

275. - Is she here?

276. - India Ferrah,

277. you are on Carmen's team.

278. - I end up with India.

279. She was in the bottom

280. last challenge,

281. and I don't want to

282. have to baby anybody.

283. - These are your news teams.

284. You will broadcasting live.

285. - What?

286. - Gentlemen, start your engines.

287. And may the best newswoman win.

288. - I would like to be... glossy.

289. Just serious but funny

290. at the same time.

291. - Okay.

292. - You know what I mean?

293. - Are we gonna take this, like,

294. more on a serious note?

295. - I don't know... what,

296. you're the team leader.

297. You tell me.

298. Is it gonna be like fun-serious

299. or fun, like spoof?

300. - We gonna have to figure out

301. this as a team.

302. Right now,

303. Stacy is actually clueless.

304. - I'm gonna be

305. the gossip reporter,

306. because I love to

307. fuckin' gossip.

308. - News anchor one

309. is gonna be Raja.

310. News anchor two

311. is going to be...

312. Delta.

313. Who wants to do weather girl?

314. No one wants to be weather girl.

315. But I don't really see it

316. for India to be interviewer,

317. because India can get boring

318. sometimes.

319. You're gonna be

320. the roving reporter.

321. - Okay, work.

322. I'll do the interview.

323. - Weather girl

324. is gonna be India.

325. - So I end up with weather girl,

326. and, honestly, I'm hating it.

327. But what kind of weather girl?

328. What should I wear?

329. - Let's just do a quickie,

330. just so we get used to it.

331. - Live from the QNN news center,

332. I'm Raja Fantaja.

333. - I'm Carmen Carrera,

334. and I've got all the tea

335. in my kiki report.

336. - Weather girl.

337. - Oh, is it me now?

338. - I'm worried for India

339. a little bit.

340. - Hey, uh, does anyone know

341. how much time we have?

342. - We have like

343. an hour and a half or so.

344. - Our main challenge

345. is to split into two teams

346. and create a morning news show.

347. - Remember this?

348. - Oh, with a bow on it.

349. - Yeah, this is

350. my newscaster look.

351. - Yeah, mine's kind of

352. muted too,

353. so that'll look good.

354. Delta and I have

355. a great dynamic together

356. and a chemistry.

357. So we knew that the banter

358. was going to be great.

359. - So what do you think?

360. What do you got?

361. - Yeah, I have no clue.

362. - I've got this.

363. It's a little skirt and jacket.

364. - Oh, yeah, that'll work.

365. Right?

366. - Is that, like, too bright?

367. - No, we're drag queens, honey.

368. - I feel that India

369. is a little bit

370. more concerned about her outfit

371. rather than her character

372. and knowing her lines.

373. Last time

374. she didn't do so good,

375. so it's like now I want her

376. to really prove herself.

377. I really want her to do well.

378. - I-I don't understand this one.

379. Like, just how nippy...

380. can you say this for me?

381. - Nippy, it's like cold.

382. - No, I know, I know.

383. But it's...

384. - It's getting a bit nippy

385. out there.

386. - I asked Stacy if

387. I could be the weather girl.

388. Even though speaking English

389. is kind of difficult.

390. - Hell, no, storm brewing

391. deep in the heart of Texas.

392. - Um, um, Shangela, could you...

393. - I can say it in Spanish.

394. - I'm listening to Yara

395. actually deliver her lines,

396. and I'm getting a little

397. worried, you know.

398. I picked this bitch

399. for a reason.

400. She better deliver.

401. - Hello, hello, hello!

402. Hi.

403. - So, Carmen,

404. you're a team captain again.

405. - Yeah.

406. - So what roles did you assign?

407. - Well, I'm gonna be

408. the gossip girl.

409. - Okay.

410. - We're gonna have Manila

411. interview.

412. - What is your interview style?

413. - I'm kind of channeling, like,

414. the best queens of interview.

415. - Like who?

416. - Like Mario Lopez

417. or Ryan Seacrest.

418. - Ah, okay, I love it.

419. - Raja is anchor one.

420. - Have you ever done

421. any anchoring before?

422. Any teleprompter?

423. - No, but I've pretended

424. quite a bit when I'm alone.

425. - And then we have Delta's

426. anch... uh, anchor two.

427. - From the desert to the sea,

428. to wherever there's tea.

429. Is that your tagline?

430. - That's our tagline.

431. - I love it!

432. That's perfect.

433. Bo-ring.

434. - Mm-hmm.

435. - Um, we're gonna have India

436. as the weather girl.

437. That may be the hardest part.

438. - Yes, it might be.

439. But, you know, I'm kind of going

440. with a little ghetto twist.

441. - Uh-huh.

442. - You know,

443. because you gotta be like,

444. "Girl, you know, it's gettin'

445. sunny outside, so..."

446. - That's you being ghetto?

447. - Yeah.

448. - Oh, that's...

449. Well, I can't wait.

450. I know you all

451. have a lot of work to do,

452. a lot of makeup to put on.

453. I'm gonna let you get to work.

454. - The opening, the opening.

455. I love the opening.

456. - Okay.

457. - Well, hello,

458. team Stacy Layne Matthews.

459. Hi.

460. - How's it going?

461. - It's going great, honey.

462. - So who's who?

463. - Yara is our, um, weather girl.

464. - Okay.

465. - You know miss Shangela,

466. honey, she's our own

467. gossip columnist.

468. - Okay.

469. - This is my sidekick,

470. reporter number two.

471. And this is our roving reporter.

472. - How are you faring

473. as a team leader?

474. - I think I'm doing good, and,

475. you know, we all just organizing

476. things, you know, and it's...

477. - You said we all organizing.

478. You're organizing,

479. or we all organizing?

480. - We're working as a group.

481. - So now, you've made yourself

482. one of the anchors, right?

483. - Yes.

484. - You got some criticism

485. from the judge panel

486. that you weren't, you know,

487. you're not really the most

488. outrageous person on the planet.

489. - I can be.

490. - I'm... we wanna see that.

491. - Being from a small town,

492. it just sets me apart

493. from the other competition,

494. because I'm a little rough

495. around the edges.

496. I'm not as polished

497. as the other girls,

498. but, you know, I represent.

499. - Now, Yara, you're gonna be

500. working on a green screen.

501. Practice with me.

502. If the map of the United States

503. was behind you,

504. where is Florida?

505. - Florida's right here.

506. - Yeah.

507. Where's Maine?

508. - Maine?

509. - Maine.

510. - Where is Maine?

511. - Uh, now, where's New York?

512. - Um, right there.

513. - Yes.

514. And where's the North Pole?

515. - Ah, over there.

516. - Now, Alexis, you're gonna be

517. reading off of a teleprompter.

518. Do you feel comfortable

519. with that?

520. - I just gonna hope

521. that I do very well.

522. This is gonna be

523. a learning experience.

524. - Now, Mariah, you're gonna be

525. the roving reporter.

526. - Yes, I get to interview

527. Kristin.

528. I'm going to first start out

529. with where she's from.

530. Touch base on, you know,

531. her achievements

532. on film and television,

533. and then I also

534. want to touch base

535. on some of her charitable works.

536. - How much time do you have?

537. - Three minutes.

538. - Three minutes

539. is not a lot of time.

540. - I have an outline,

541. and I have base points

542. to touch on,

543. and I'm gonna get to

544. every single one of those,

545. and they lead to

546. the next question.

547. - Right, this is really about

548. your own personality.

549. That's really

550. what we want to see.

551. Ladies, to help you get your

552. charisma, uniqueness,

553. nerve, and talent

554. ready for morning television,

555. you'll be receiving

556. a crash course in media training

557. by veteran broadcaster

558. Debbie Matenopoulos.

559. You know her from The View.

560. - Bitch, we find out

561. that miss Debbie,

562. honey, from The View

563. is gonna be giving us feedback

564. about our performances.

565. I mean, this shit is, like,

566. serious and exciting, honey.

567. And I cannot wait to hear

568. what this bitch has got to say.

569. - All right, news flash:

570. Don't fuck it up.

571. - Okay.

572. - I'll see you all later.

573. All right.

574. Thank you.

575. - Thanks for the tip.

576. - Team Stacy Layne Matthews

577. has entered the news room.

578. Say hello to

579. Debbie Matenopoulos.

580. Hi, Debbie, how are you?

581. - Hi, you gorgeous creatures.

582. - Now, Debbie's here

583. to walk you through

584. some of the technical aspects

585. of being in a news room.

586. And then we are going

587. all the way live.

588. Three, two, one.

589. - This just in:

590. Scientists have announced a cure

591. for hetosexural...

592. heterosexuality.

593. I've never, you know,

594. been in front of a teleprompter.

595. Slow that shit down.

596. I got to read.

597. - Side effects include diarrhea,

598. sudden baldness,

599. and an uncro...

600. uncontrollable urge

601. to dress age inappropriately.

602. - Wow, that's a great discovery,

603. girl.

604. - Yes, honey.

605. - Yes.

606. - You two are the main anchors.

607. You have to set the tone.

608. So at the top of a show,

609. be up, up, up.

610. - Hey, Yara Sofia,

611. how are things looking

612. out there today?

613. - Down here, there is a...

614. hurricane carnage.

615. Oh!

616. It's just right there.

617. There's a barometric dropping.

618. Oh! Ohh!

619. Almost burned my ass.

620. Oh, my god.

621. - Girl!

622. You forced me to believe

623. everything you said,

624. although I didn't

625. understand a word.

626. Slow down or don't even speak

627. a word of English.

628. - Now

629. it's Shangela Laquifa Wadley.

630. - Now, listen, the next

631. drag superstar wannabes

632. Carmen Carrera

633. and Stacy Layne Matthews

634. were the talk of the town

635. after creating a huge scene

636. last night on the red carpet.

637. Honey, it was escandalo!

638. Yara Sofia, escandalo?

639. Honey chile, yes.

640. That's right.

641. - You were giving me

642. the attitude

643. that you knew exactly

644. what you were doing.

645. You were sailing the ship.

646. I could take a note

647. or two from you.

648. - I'm here with

649. Kristin Cavallari.

650. So... so...

651. all the scandal.

652. Around the town

653. with Justin Brody,

654. and you have Shawn...

655. - Justin Bobby.

656. - Justin Bobby.

657. But you've been spotted

658. with Nick as well.

659. - Who?

660. - Uh, Corzone.

661. Am I saying his name wrong?

662. - Nick Carzone.

663. - I had some facts that I didn't

664. have completely together.

665. - There are times where I have

666. had my facts completely wrong.

667. And it's okay,

668. as long as you can recover.

669. - Okay.

670. - Oh, my god, look at the time.

671. We're almost on the air!

672. places, people!

673. Places!

674. - It's time to go live,

675. and I was so scared

676. about my English.

677. And how I can deliver

678. my personality.

679. - Count it down in three, two...

680. - Live from the QNN news center,

681. Stacy Layne Matthews...

682. Alexis Mateo...

683. Yara Sofia...

684. Shangela Laquifa Wadley...

685. and Mariah.

686. The QNN Morning After News

687. starts now.

688. - Live from the QNN news center,

689. I'm Stacy Matthews.

690. Just in, scientists

691. have announced a cure

692. for heterosexuality.

693. - I am so glad that pill

694. just came out.

695. - Yes, girl.

696. - We're suffering

697. here in United States.

698. - Honey.

699. - It's time to check in

700. with our Drag-U-weather.

701. - What's going on?

702. Ohh!

703. It is raining men down there!

704. Okay! Rainbow right here!

705. Oh, my god, that's so gay.

706. But it's so good.

707. That's a wrap on the weather,

708. I'm Yara Sofia.

709. - Let me just say, I do think

710. "It's so good, but it's so gay"

711. is my new favorite phrase.

712. I love that, Yara.

713. Listen, honey, let me tell you.

714. Which A-list action hunk

715. is finally

716. coming out of the closet?

717. I'll just tell you this:

718. He's so gay, and he's so good.

719. Listen, it's

720. Shangela Laquifa Wadley,

721. and that's your daily

722. kiki report.

723. Back to you, Stacy and Alexis.

724. - Mariah, over to you, honey.

725. - Hi, ladies.

726. Good morning.

727. I'm here, Mariah,

728. with Kristin Cavallari.

729. So are you working

730. on any new projects?

731. - I'm working on

732. a shoe line right now,

733. which I'm really excited about.

734. - Oh, perfect.

735. I'm excited about that too.

736. So, were you really born

737. a genetic woman?

738. I was, yes.

739. - Oh, darn, girls.

740. We can't claim her for our team.

741. So, back to you

742. in the news room, QNN.

743. - Well, that's all

744. for the Morning After News.

745. Stay tuned for the same news,

746. different anchors.

747. - All right, that's a wrap.

748. - Welcome, team Carmen!

749. Cock-a-doodle-doo!

750. It's time for the morning news!

751. - Pour yourself

752. another cup of ambition,

753. because this is

754. the Morning After News.

755. - Today's breaking story:

756. We'll have the latest on

757. that horrific freak accident

758. that killed so many innocent

759. little people last night.

760. - Loosen up some.

761. You two are the anchors,

762. and you have to drive the ship,

763. but you also wanna be likable.

764. - It's Carmen Carrera.

765. - Next drag superstar wannabes

766. Carmen Carrera

767. and Stacy Layne Matthews

768. were the talk of the town

769. after creating a huge scene

770. on the red carpet last night.

771. I didn't even know I was there!

772. - Performance is a little bit

773. flat.

774. - In Provincetown...

775. Massachusetts...

776. I'm like, "Girl, just like,

777. pictures what, like,

778. Al Roker would do."

779. There is the barometric

780. pressure.

781. It's dropping.

782. - The weather people

783. are the personality.

784. They have carte blanche to be,

785. "Girl!"

786. I'm still waiting for your

787. personality to come through.

788. India, this is the time.

789. - Manila, over to you.

790. Thank you, Delta.

791. So... Kristin...

792. you were on two hit TV show!

793. Tell us, how has that

794. changed your life?

795. - It just made me move

796. up to L.A. and pursue acting.

797. - What year you born?

798. - Uh, '87.

799. - Oh! Me too.

800. You are the cock.

801. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

802. Rooster, rooster.

803. - When you weren't pronouncing

804. your Is and your Rs,

805. I thought

806. it was a terrible decision.

807. But, you know what?

808. That never hurt Barbara Walters.

809. It's time for the morning news.

810. We are going live.

811. - I'm very nervous

812. before the broadcast,

813. because this team

814. is depending on me to do good.

815. So I'm just like, "Ugh."

816. - I'm gonna count it down...

817. in three, two, one.

818. - Live from the QNN news center,

819. Raja...

820. Delta Work...

821. India Ferrah...

822. Carmen Carrera...

823. and Manila Luzon.

824. The QNN Morning After News

825. starts now.

826. - Live from the QNN news center,

827. I am Raja.

828. - And I'm Delta Work.

829. - Lookin' sexy.

830. - So do you.

831. I love you in pink.

832. - Thanks.

833. - Now let's go to the gal

834. with all the gossip,

835. it's Carmen Carrera.

836. - Ugh, I have so much tea

837. for you.

838. Which A-list action hunk

839. is finally

840. coming out of the closet?

841. Well, let's just say

842. he was at my house last night.

843. Ooh!

844. - Well, it's time to check in

845. with our Drag-U-weather girl.

846. Hey, India, how are things

847. looking out there today?

848. - Now... deep in the heart

849. of Texas, y'all...

850. y'all feelin' me?

851. There is a hell no storm.

852. Okay?

853. In the heartland,

854. a rainbow has appeared

855. in the Gayville

856. of South Dakota.

857. This is India Ferrah

858. with Drag-U-weather.

859. Back to you, Raja and Delta.

860. - Thanks, weather grr.

861. Manila, over to you.

862. Kristin!

863. Now that the final episode

864. of The Hills has aired,

865. what's next?

866. - Right now,

867. I'm really focusing

868. on my shoe line

869. that I'm designing.

870. - Oh, shoes.

871. I love shoes.

872. - I think every girl

873. loves shoes.

874. - You don't have boyfriend?

875. - I don't, I'm single.

876. - Ooh, I have brother.

877. You should hook up with him.

878. You should marry.

879. Immigration.

880. Lots of money.

881. - Back to you in the studio,

882. Raja and Delta.

883. - From the desert to the sea

884. to wherever there's tea,

885. I'm Delta Work.

886. We hope the rest of your day

887. is a big ol' drag.

888. - Ladies, your newscasts

889. will be played for the judges

890. tomorrow night

891. on the main stage,

892. where we will be joined

893. by our guest judge,

894. Academy-Award-nominated actress,

895. from HBO's Big Love,

896. Chloe Sevigny.

897. - I love Chloe.

898. Not only is she

899. an amazing actress,

900. but she's a fashion icon

901. at this point.

902. - So come decked out in your

903. most fabulous drag looks.

904. On behalf

905. of Debbie Matenopoulos,

906. I'm RuPaul,

907. and we'll see you tomorrow.

908. - Can I come in?

909. - No.

910. - We're back

911. in the workroom today,

912. and we have to put together

913. our fiercest drag look.

914. - How do you think our team did?

915. - I think our team is great.

916. I think we're not gonna

917. have a problem with that.

918. - I'm a little nervous.

919. I mean, if our news piece comes

920. out really shitty,

921. it's gonna be on me.

922. - I feel confident that we all,

923. on our team, did a good job.

924. - Change the subject.

925. I don't want to talk about this

926. anymore.

927. - India.

928. - What's up?

929. What went down on y'all's team

930. yesterday?

931. Everything went good

932. except for

933. the run-through with me

934. with the weather girl.

935. - Who else was on your team?

936. - Carmen.

937. - She's your team captain,

938. though, right?

939. Well, if you want to call it

940. that.

941. I'm just calling it like it is.

942. Carmen's only strategy was just

943. for her to pick her part.

944. I think she should be more like,

945. "Bitch, we need to win

946. this challenge.

947. Like, let's practice.

948. Let's get our roles down."

949. But you know, she just went on

950. about her business.

951. Bitch, I got stuck

952. with the weather girl.

953. Looking, trying

954. to read cue cards,

955. pushing this button,

956. trying to point at the map.

957. My performance yesterday

958. was horrible, you know.

959. I feel like I'm gonna be in

960. the bottom two again, honestly.

961. Like, I don't think

962. I stepped up my game,

963. and I'll see what happens.

964. Never again, bitch.

965. I'm not cut out

966. to be weather girl.

967. - For today's

968. runway presentation,

969. we actually have to bring

970. our most fabulous

971. drag-tastic outfits.

972. I need to get to my glue gun.

973. Ugh!

974. I have so much to do.

975. I do not want to be the one

976. lipsynching for my life.

977. Okay... Stacy.

978. - I actually overheard her

979. saying that I fucked it up.

980. - Do you think you did good

981. in this challenge?

982. - I think I did all right.

983. Let's be honest.

984. I fucked it up.

985. I did.

986. I'm very nervous that I'm

987. going to be in the bottom two

988. and have to lip-synch

989. for my life

990. and probably go home.

991. - My home girl, Miss Stacy.

992. Now, you know we're two

993. country girls.

994. But Alexis and I were both

995. engaged in pageant life,

996. and more so than pageants,

997. we're performers.

998. Would you ever compete

999. in a pageant, Raja?

1000. - It's not my thing.

1001. My name is Raja, so...

1002. I can't do that.

1003. I'm way too rock and roll.

1004. - First thing

1005. out of her mouth was,

1006. "I don't do all that

1007. 'do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.'"

1008. That's a stereotype.

1009. - We don't smile

1010. like Miss America.

1011. Like, it's all about personality

1012. and what you... who you are.

1013. - The whole pageant thing

1014. is really new to me.

1015. We don't have that

1016. in California.

1017. - We do.

1018. I'm the current California

1019. Entertainer of the Year.

1020. - Shangela is California

1021. Miss EOY, honey,

1022. and she is really passionate

1023. about that.

1024. She definitely let us all know.

1025. - I've been in California

1026. working it longer than you have.

1027. - I adore Shangela,

1028. but when I see

1029. that little glimpse of,

1030. like, entitlement, when you've

1031. only been doing drag for...

1032. minutes,

1033. I don't think it's cool.

1034. I think you have to be

1035. an artist.

1036. - It sounds to me

1037. like you're saying

1038. that people

1039. who compete in pageants

1040. aren't performance artists.

1041. - Oh, stop it, Shangela.

1042. I didn't say that.

1043. - I'm listening.

1044. - How is it your art form

1045. if you're doing the art

1046. under somebody else's rules?

1047. - Thank you.

1048. - You can defend her

1049. 'cause it's your best friend.

1050. - I'm defending her

1051. because she's right.

1052. Shangela decided that

1053. when you start talking

1054. about a pageant,

1055. you're attacking her.

1056. - Girl, it's like

1057. the West Side Story.

1058. Bitches is like, "Ha, ha, ha!"

1059. - It's not part of

1060. our drag culture, though.

1061. I think this is

1062. a really new thing.

1063. - Well, then y'all

1064. defeated yourself already.

1065. - No, I don't want to be

1066. in a pageant.

1067. No, but what if...

1068. - Wait, time out.

1069. Yeah, you're right, Raja.

1070. - That's the performance

1071. I wanted to do, what if...

1072. - You're getting real

1073. confrontational with me,

1074. but I'm just saying other people

1075. could do unique forms of art,

1076. and they could also win.

1077. - That was kind of heated.

1078. - Hi, gorgeous lady.

1079. - Hey, guys.

1080. Welcome to the main stage

1081. of RuPaul's Drag Race.

1082. Hey, Michelle.

1083. How you doing?

1084. - Good, gorgeous.

1085. How are you?

1086. - I'm doing wonderful.

1087. It's gonna be a great show.

1088. Makeup superstar Billy B

1089. is here.

1090. Hi, Billy.

1091. - Hey, Ru.

1092. - Debbie Matenopoulos.

1093. - Hey, girl.

1094. - Chloe Sevigny.

1095. Hey, Scorpio sister.

1096. - Hello.

1097. - I'm feeling very Scorpio

1098. tonight.

1099. - Good.

1100. I'm a double Scorpio.

1101. So watch out.

1102. - Now, for this week's

1103. challenge,

1104. our queens went live,

1105. serving up morning newscast

1106. realness.

1107. Are you ready to take a little

1108. time to enjoy this view?

1109. Gentlemen, start your engines.

1110. And may the best woman win.

1111. First up, Delta Work.

1112. - Look out, Darryl Hannah.

1113. She's makin' a splash.

1114. - I think today

1115. I'm just channeling,

1116. like, Mae West or something.

1117. Like, maybe it's like

1118. Sally Kirkland,

1119. like that, on the red carpet.

1120. - We found Nemo.

1121. - Yes!

1122. Up next, Shangela.

1123. Donatella would approve.

1124. - As I'm coming down the runway,

1125. I feel "wind" with me.

1126. It's like that Beyoncé feel,

1127. where everywhere you go

1128. you've got wind.

1129. - Sell the garment.

1130. - Go 'head, go 'head, girl.

1131. - Fly, butterfly.

1132. Carmen Carrera.

1133. What could she be reading about?

1134. - I handmade that whole thing.

1135. So I'm just hoping

1136. nothing falls off.

1137. There's no strap to my top,

1138. so if that comes off,

1139. then it's like you guys

1140. are gonna see my titties.

1141. - Who says the newspaper

1142. industry is dead?

1143. Mariah.

1144. - She wore blue velvet.

1145. - Feel like

1146. I have a fabulous look.

1147. It's clean, it's elegant.

1148. - I love that gown.

1149. - I'm getting Vanessa Williams

1150. from this too.

1151. - Oh, yes.

1152. - Alexis Mateo.

1153. Wow!

1154. - Cha-cha.

1155. - I'm just giving RuPaul

1156. a lot of personality,

1157. and being very cha-cha,

1158. very Latina.

1159. - Turn the...

1160. - Charo!

1161. - Go ahead, Charo.

1162. - All we need is a trapeze.

1163. - Ohh! Whoo!

1164. Ooh.

1165. - India Ferrah.

1166. This is her more tasteful

1167. sister.

1168. I'm giving a little glamorous

1169. India, you know?

1170. Kind of old Hollywood.

1171. I don't have my breastplate on,

1172. because, you know,

1173. I'm showing them

1174. a versatile side of me.

1175. - She's a lady.

1176. - She's giving

1177. a little bit of Ginger

1178. from Gilligan's island.

1179. - Stacy Layne Matthews.

1180. Wow.

1181. - It's very Mad Max.

1182. - I'm in this lovely dress, and

1183. the first thing I think about

1184. is, "Smile, bitch."

1185. They're really enjoying it,

1186. because they haven't seen

1187. this side of me before.

1188. - I feel like she has

1189. a puppy on her head.

1190. - Is that a puppy on her head?

1191. - Manila Luzon.

1192. Ohh!

1193. - Is that a bomb?

1194. Everybody down!

1195. - I'm just swaying my hips

1196. and smiling

1197. and showing off my purse

1198. and having a gay old time.

1199. - Did you, Tina Knowles,

1200. a real pineapple?

1201. - Honey, it's a T.K.O.

1202. - You better work.

1203. - Tina Knowles original.

1204. - Yara Sofia!

1205. - Oh, my goodness.

1206. - Qu'est que c'est?

1207. - Something wicked

1208. this way comes.

1209. - I'm bringing hairy horns,

1210. the cape, and I take it off.

1211. Look at the body.

1212. - She says, "Carmen Carrera,

1213. you're not the only one."

1214. - Yes.

1215. - Hunty.

1216. - Drive this.

1217. Last but not least, Raja.

1218. Ohh...

1219. - It's fashion week.

1220. - There's your Westwood,

1221. right there.

1222. - I'm really, really inspired

1223. by things rococo

1224. and Marie Antoinette.

1225. All things sort of French.

1226. - Let them eat cake!

1227. - Anna Wintour will run that

1228. in the spring issue.

1229. - Gaultier,

1230. remember who did that?

1231. - We've got our cover.

1232. - For sure.

1233. - Yeah.

1234. - Ladies,

1235. I asked you to dazzle us,

1236. and dazzle you did.

1237. After this week's

1238. main challenge,

1239. morning television

1240. will never be the same.

1241. You hear that, Kathie Lee?

1242. Earlier, the judges screened

1243. your full live newscasts.

1244. Now, ladies, I have

1245. a little news for you.

1246. Alexis Mateo,

1247. you have immunity this week.

1248. Raja, Yara Sofia,

1249. Carmen Carrera, Delta Work.

1250. You're all safe.

1251. You may leave the stage.

1252. - Thank you.

1253. - Ladies, the five of you

1254. represent the best and the worst

1255. of this week.

1256. It's time

1257. for the judges' critiques.

1258. Let's start with Manila.

1259. - As over-the-top

1260. as the performance was,

1261. I really enjoyed it.

1262. - Kristin Cavallari,

1263. my brother, ho fun.

1264. - I literally cried.

1265. I mean, I thought that it was

1266. brilliant on so many levels.

1267. - Manila was a star tonight.

1268. - Thank you.

1269. - With that type of thing,

1270. it cannot be half-assed.

1271. And you went completely there,

1272. did not break character.

1273. It was fantastic.

1274. But as far as the look goes,

1275. it's absolutely flawless.

1276. - It was so wrong...

1277. that it was so right.

1278. And truthfully, if you're

1279. gonna be groundbreaking,

1280. some eggs have gotta be broken

1281. to make an omelet.

1282. - If someone watching tonight

1283. were offended by what you did,

1284. how would you answer to that?

1285. - I don't think we have enough

1286. Asian people in pop culture.

1287. So I'm here to entertain.

1288. I'm here to be farcical.

1289. And just trying to do my job.

1290. - All right, next up, Shangela.

1291. - The accessories

1292. might have been

1293. a little over-the-top

1294. for my taste.

1295. Maybe one of the bracelets

1296. would have worked better.

1297. - I think that it could be

1298. a little bit less eye makeup.

1299. - I loved this look tonight

1300. for you.

1301. I thought it was very pretty,

1302. very sassy.

1303. Not so much stuff lighting up

1304. and lanterns

1305. and this, that,

1306. and the other thing.

1307. You know, gossip on the radio

1308. is my thing,

1309. and you served it.

1310. You did a great, great job.

1311. - You could tomorrow

1312. go to any local show

1313. in this market in los Angeles

1314. and say, "I wanna do your

1315. entertainment news on a Friday;

1316. take a shot on me,"

1317. and I think they'd have

1318. a hard time telling you no.

1319. - What I saw in that broadcast

1320. is what... the potential I saw

1321. in your audition.

1322. And I'm very proud of you, mama.

1323. India Ferrah.

1324. What was it like broadcasting

1325. live as our weather girl?

1326. - I had so much confusion

1327. going on.

1328. I didn't know where to go.

1329. Cue cards were on the sides.

1330. Like, I was lost, definitely.

1331. - When India came out, I was

1332. very impressed with her grace

1333. and posture.

1334. But the dress not so much.

1335. - It was you reciting

1336. what they told you to say.

1337. And I think it did fall flat.

1338. - What I wanted to see

1339. was more of you.

1340. - I wanna know what's keeping

1341. you from bustin' out?

1342. - Honestly, I don't know.

1343. I don't know

1344. if it's nervousness...

1345. - I don't know what to tell you,

1346. but the time to jump on it

1347. is yesterday.

1348. Next up,

1349. the queen we call Mariah.

1350. - I think she's stunning.

1351. I mean, absolutely beautiful.

1352. I think if I saw you, I'd think

1353. you were a real woman.

1354. I mean, you could give Naomi

1355. a run for her money,

1356. you know, on any catwalk.

1357. - But Naomi would probably

1358. throw a phone at her.

1359. - I would catch it

1360. and throw it back.

1361. - Thank you.

1362. - When the interviewing process

1363. started,

1364. I was getting

1365. a little concerned,

1366. and then it turned

1367. for the better.

1368. - So you're better known

1369. for The Hills.

1370. - Mm-hmm.

1371. - But you're becoming

1372. quite the man-eater.

1373. - Mariah, you are what we call

1374. a grower, not a shower.

1375. When the interviewing process

1376. started,

1377. I was getting

1378. a little concerned,

1379. and then it turned

1380. for the better.

1381. But I thought

1382. you looked stunning.

1383. - I agree with

1384. what Michelle said.

1385. However, they don't give you

1386. a second shot.

1387. Three, two, one,

1388. the camera's on...

1389. it's sink or swim, right now,

1390. 'cause nobody cares... it's live.

1391. - Stacy Layne Matthews.

1392. - When she first came out,

1393. I thought maybe she had a little

1394. Yorkie on her head.

1395. The hair was very confusing

1396. to me.

1397. - So, now, Chloe, are you saying

1398. you're a Yorkie lover?

1399. Is that what you're saying?

1400. - I actually don't like animals.

1401. - I love the way you look.

1402. Know what I loved most of all?

1403. Your smile, honey.

1404. You lit up tonight.

1405. - On the broadcast,

1406. you did put a lot of thought

1407. into it.

1408. Almost too much.

1409. You got so into

1410. trying so hard

1411. to memorize and memorize

1412. that you forgot to be you.

1413. - There seems to be something

1414. blocking you

1415. from completely blooming

1416. in this competition.

1417. - After thinking everything over

1418. last night,

1419. I feel like I lifted something

1420. from myself.

1421. And I'm ready to work.

1422. I'm ready to show you

1423. who Stacy is.

1424. - Well, you said that last week,

1425. Stacy.

1426. Thank you, ladies.

1427. While you untuck in the

1428. Interior Illusions Lounge,

1429. the judges and I

1430. will deliberate.

1431. Thank you, ladies.

1432. You may leave the stage.

1433. All right, just between us

1434. gar-girls,

1435. what do you think?

1436. Let's start with Manila.

1437. - The makeup to me

1438. was a little heavy.

1439. - Yes, the makeup was heavy,

1440. but I don't know.

1441. There's just something

1442. about Manila tonight

1443. that was a win-win situation

1444. for me.

1445. - I love Manila,

1446. because I agree she's fearless,

1447. and she's an equal opportunity

1448. offender.

1449. That doesn't mean you're racist.

1450. You hate everybody,

1451. including your own race.

1452. Then it's funny.

1453. - 'Cause if you can't

1454. hate yourself,

1455. how in the hell you gonna

1456. hate anybody else?

1457. - I say it all the time.

1458. - All right, up next...

1459. Shangela.

1460. This is a tough one, 'cause she

1461. did a really good job too.

1462. - She impressed me, you know,

1463. in all aspects.

1464. And I think her personality

1465. really showed through.

1466. - I wasn't 100% sold

1467. on the dress this evening,

1468. but I loved the character.

1469. She did a great job with it.

1470. - Her personality

1471. jumped through the television

1472. and just tugged at your heart.

1473. I just... I really... I wanted to go

1474. have lunch with her.

1475. - India Ferrah.

1476. - It was hard to watch.

1477. - It was hard to watch.

1478. - Yeah. I feel for the girl,

1479. but I wasn't impressed.

1480. - She has the gift of us telling

1481. her exactly what to do.

1482. And she's still not doing it.

1483. - Good point.

1484. - I thought the dress

1485. was horrible.

1486. I thought the performance

1487. was horrible.

1488. I thought the makeup

1489. was horrible.

1490. This is $75,000

1491. and a huge title.

1492. - Yes, absolutely.

1493. Mariah.

1494. Listen, I gotta admit,

1495. her performances do leave me

1496. a little flat.

1497. - She looked like

1498. a professional journalist,

1499. but acted like it was

1500. a school project in ATL.

1501. - Stacy Layne Matthews.

1502. Every time she gets up here,

1503. she's saying, "I'm gonna start

1504. bein' me tomorrow!"

1505. Chloe, do you believe her?

1506. - Not if she keeps saying it.

1507. - And she keeps saying it.

1508. - Watching the newscaster,

1509. I did not see anything

1510. spectacular brought to it.

1511. Did not see a character.

1512. - Maybe that's her idea

1513. of how bland newscasters are.

1514. - It could be.

1515. - And how boring a job

1516. that would be.

1517. Because she did look like a

1518. woman walking at the mall.

1519. - She looked like just a lady

1520. on the number 110 bus uptown,

1521. to me.

1522. - The first thing I thought was,

1523. "That looks like the newscaster

1524. in Tupelo, Mississippi."

1525. - It's true.

1526. - All right, silence!

1527. I've made my decision.

1528. Bring back the girls.

1529. - Welcome back, ladies.

1530. Based on your live

1531. morning newscast

1532. and your presentation

1533. on the main stage,

1534. I've made some decisions.

1535. Manila Luzon.

1536. This week,

1537. you broke all the rules.

1538. You crossed the line

1539. of good taste.

1540. And you perpetuated stereotypes.

1541. Congratulations,

1542. you're the winner

1543. of this challenge.

1544. Not only are you safe

1545. from next week's elimination,

1546. but you also win a $2,000

1547. gift certificate from Wig USA.

1548. - I'm really excited

1549. that I won this challenge.

1550. I'm proud of myself.

1551. - Shangela,

1552. keep up the good work.

1553. You're safe.

1554. - Thank you.

1555. - India Ferrah...

1556. as Khloe Kardashian once said,

1557. "You can lead a horse to water,

1558. but a pencil must be lead."

1559. India, I'm sorry, but you are up

1560. for elimination.

1561. - I am disappointed that I'm

1562. in the bottom two again.

1563. But, you know,

1564. I came here to do a job,

1565. and that was to prove to

1566. everyone that told me

1567. that I couldn't do it

1568. that I can do it.

1569. - Mariah, listen to me, girl.

1570. You are resting on pretty.

1571. And while you rest,

1572. the other girls are gonna

1573. race right past you.

1574. You're safe.

1575. Thank you.

1576. Good luck.

1577. - Stacy Layne Matthews.

1578. Your brilliance

1579. comes in flashes,

1580. but those moments

1581. are too few and far between.

1582. I'm sorry, my dear,

1583. but you are up for elimination.

1584. - I do not want to go home.

1585. There ain't shit

1586. in North Carolina

1587. but cornfields, honey.

1588. Two queens stand before me.

1589. Ladies, this is your last chance

1590. to impress me

1591. and to save yourself...

1592. from elimination.

1593. The time has come

1594. for you to lipsync...

1595. for your life.

1596. Good luck.

1597. And don't fuck it up.

1598. - I had this mentality,

1599. you know,

1600. just be fierce, be a bitch,

1601. give attitude.

1602. Give everything that they need

1603. to keep me in this competition.

1604. - I've worked so hard

1605. to get here.

1606. The only thing standing

1607. between me and the finish line

1608. is Stacy Layne Matthews,

1609. and I've gotta

1610. take this bitch down.

1611. - Don't slap me.

1612. - 'Cause I'm not in the mood.

1613. - Ladies...

1614. that was a close one.

1615. Stacy Layne Matthews.

1616. Shantay, you stay.

1617. - Thank you.

1618. - India Ferrah,

1619. your time at RuPaul's Drag Race

1620. has reached its climax.

1621. But your legendary journey

1622. has just begun.

1623. Now... sashay... away.

1624. - Thank you all.

1625. - Thank you.

1626. - I'm definitely disappointed.

1627. Apparently, I'm not

1628. what the judges want.

1629. I'm not comedy.

1630. I'm not camp.

1631. So I'm me, and I'm not gonna

1632. change myself

1633. to fit someone else's standards.

1634. I can't reach it.

1635. Yeah, anyway...

1636. mwah!

1637. - Condragulations, ladies.

1638. I see a lot of incredible talent

1639. on this stage.

1640. But America's next

1641. drag superstar

1642. has yet to emerge.

1643. Remember...

1644. if you can't love yourself,

1645. how in the hell

1646. you gonna love somebody else?

1647. Can I get a amen in here?

1648. Amen.

1649. - All right,

1650. now let the music play!

1651. - Yeah.

1652. - RuPaul's menswear provided by

1653. Moods of Norway.

1654. Grand prize contributed in part

1655. by AlandChuck.travel.