RuPaul's Drag Race 3x3

1. - Previously

2. on RuPaul's Drag Race...

3. It's Christmastime

4. at RuPaul's Drag Race.

5. - Hallelu, ladies!

6. - What the fuck?

7. - Hi!

8. - I don't know

9. what I was thinking.

10. And if I have to lip synch,

11. I'll motherfucking lip-sync

12. my life off.

13. - Oh, it's Venus D-Lite.

14. Mimi Imfurst.

15. Shangela.

16. Raja.

17. Condragulations.

18. You are the winner

19. of this challenge.

20. Two queens stand before me.

21. - I'm in disbelief.

22. A year later,

23. and here I am again

24. in the bottom two.

25. - Shangela, shantay, you stay.

26. Venus D-Lite, sashay away.

27. - Thank you.

28. - And tonight...

29. are you ready to have

30. some psychic fun?

31. The dolls gaze into the future.

32. - And it's out of this world.

33. Prepare to gag on my eleganza.

34. - With extra special

35. guest judges

36. Caprica's Alessandra Torresani

37. and the legendary Lily Tomlin.

38. The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race

39. will receive a lifetime supply

40. of Kryolan professional makeup;

41. headline Logo's Drag Race tour,

42. featuring cocktails

43. perfected by Absolut;

44. and a cash prize of $75,000.

45. And may the best woman win.

46. - Oh.

47. - Here we go, ladies.

48. - Oh, hallelujah.

49. No more snow.

50. - Oh, thank god.

51. - Oh, she left a message.

52. - "Don't be shady.

53. Be a lady."

54. - We had our first elimination.

55. I see Venus' message

56. on the mirror,

57. and it's just a finalization

58. that one of my sisters from home

59. is now gone,

60. and I'm feeling

61. completely vulnerable.

62. - I've never done this before,

63. 'cause I was the first one to go

64. last time.

65. It's what happens

66. when you push Shangela.

67. I survived.

68. But I don't even feel like

69. the same Shangela.

70. I'm battered, bruised.

71. My spirit is beat down.

72. - Well, glad you're still here,

73. Curly.

74. - Oh, thank you.

75. - Just stay here longer,

76. and don't wear none of them

77. crazy-ass outfits.

78. - Okay, well...

79. Manila's coming over

80. to talk to me,

81. and all I hear really is,

82. "Blah, blah, blah, blah,

83. blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

84. I just don't want to be

85. bothered.

86. - I know you have some cute

87. drag up in here, so...

88. - I do.

89. I actually do have a lot

90. of good stuff in here.

91. - Do you think Venus

92. should have gone home?

93. - Yes.

94. It's all about a line of

95. professionalism.

96. You know, we all want this,

97. like, really bad,

98. but you guys will never have to

99. deal with that with me.

100. The competition part

101. has really kicked in.

102. You're like, "People really do

103. go home."

104. Everything we've worked for

105. and wanted for so long

106. is over like that.

107. - Venus is gone.

108. The jig is up.

109. Let's see what's next.

110. I'm pushing myself 100% forward

111. and harder to stay here.

112. I think Shangela, she need to be

113. very careful,

114. 'cause the queens in this season

115. are really fierce,

116. including me first.

117. - If I was to go home at that

118. moment, I would have...

119. - Ooh, girl!

120. You've got she-mail.

121. Drag, the final frontier.

122. These are the voyages

123. of the starship Drag Race,

124. a one-year mission

125. to boldly tuck

126. where no man has tucked before.

127. Set a corset for warp speed,

128. because this mothership is

129. about to blast off.

130. Hello, hello, hello, hello.

131. Look at you all.

132. For today's mini challenge,

133. I'm looking for two ladies

134. with a little something extra.

135. I'm talking about ESP,

136. extrasensory perception.

137. I need you to pair up

138. with the queen

139. you feel the strongest

140. psychic connection with.

141. The one team that gets the most

142. correct matches wins.

143. Raja, you'll be giving

144. mental vibrations,

145. and, Delta, you'll be receiving.

146. - Delta and I are very

147. psychically connected,

148. or at least I hope we are,

149. because Delta knows a lot

150. about me.

151. Delta knows how many cab drivers

152. I've slept with.

153. Delta knows all kinds of shit.

154. - Delta, what wig

155. is Raja wearing?

156. - It's brunette.

157. - What color ring?

158. - The white diamond.

159. - The white diamond.

160. Last question.

161. What color is the pussycat?

162. - Pink.

163. - So, Phoenix, what color boa

164. is Mariah wearing?

165. - Day-Glo green.

166. - What color is the pussycat?

167. - This is definitely

168. a black pussycat.

169. - I don't know where she got the

170. lime green boa from,

171. but everybody needs a black

172. pussycat in their life.

173. - All right, Carmen,

174. please send it hard.

175. Ow... ow.

176. Oh, okay.

177. Girl's wearing a purple boa.

178. - Okay.

179. Stacy Layne Matthews,

180. what color pussycat?

181. - I'll say a pink pussycat.

182. - I'm gonna say pink.

183. - Okay, a pink wig.

184. - Yes.

185. - All right.

186. - Let me find it.

187. Let me find it.

188. - Find it, honey.

189. - It's coming through.

190. It's coming through.

191. And she's wearing the green one.

192. - The green one.

193. - Yes.

194. - All right.

195. Now, I've tested your ESP.

196. And the winning team

197. is Phoenix and Mariah.

198. How about that?

199. The next drag superstar

200. has to prove

201. that her charisma, uniqueness,

202. nerve, and talent

203. is truly out of this world.

204. Now, for today's main challenge,

205. you'll be shooting scenes for

206. the new sci-fi movie saga...

207. Drag Queens in Outer Space.

208. You'll be splitting up

209. into two teams.

210. Phoenix and Mariah, together

211. you won the mini challenge,

212. but now you are

213. competing captains.

214. Ooh!

215. - I see Phoenix,

216. she's my rival now,

217. and I think I'm gonna

218. wear her out.

219. - I definitely have leadership

220. experience.

221. I could totally win

222. this competition, yeah.

223. - Now, Phoenix,

224. go ahead and choose

225. the first member of your team.

226. - Raja.

227. - Mariah.

228. - Arianna.

229. - Delta.

230. - Alexis.

231. - Ooh!

232. - They all fools, 'cause I have

233. an acting company.

234. So their loss

235. if they don't pick me.

236. - India.

237. - Shangela.

238. - Manila.

239. - High-five, team.

240. - Stacy.

241. Of course had to get with

242. big girl Miss Stacy, honey.

243. - Phoenix, two are left,

244. Carmen and Mimi.

245. Who are you choosing?

246. - Carmen.

247. - Carmen's coming on over,

248. which of course means that Mimi

249. is going to Mariah's side.

250. - By not picking me, the other

251. team is gonna be sorry.

252. - I'm on Phoenix's team,

253. and I feel amazing.

254. I feel like that's,

255. like, the dream team.

256. We have, like, the most talent.

257. I'm looking across the room,

258. and I'm like, "Ugh.

259. A bunch of boogers."

260. - In these two envelopes, I have

261. two scripts,

262. Drag Queens in Outer Space:

263. From Earth to Uranus,

264. and the sequel,

265. Return to Uranus.

266. - Thank you.

267. - Now, your sci-fi movie

268. trailers

269. will make their world debut

270. on the main stage tomorrow.

271. Gentlemen, start your engines.

272. And may the best woman win.

273. - All right.

274. Let's go scandalous.

275. I want to be Boobarella.

276. Hermaphrodite, which is this

277. genderfuck evil queen,

278. mannish and womanly

279. at the same time,

280. and is absolutely jealous

281. of Boobarella's beauty.

282. - The villainess,

283. Hermaphrodite, is Mimi.

284. Fitting.

285. You better get your Oscar,

286. bitch.

287. - I'm gonna give you

288. Meryl Streep realness.

289. You got to get ugly

290. to win the prize.

291. - And, Tweaker,

292. this is perfect for you,

293. an alien space monkey.

294. The twinbots,

295. sexy robot twins.

296. Okay.

297. - Yes.

298. - I didn't want to pair up

299. with Shangela.

300. I mean, I haven't seen

301. no improvement.

302. She said she had worked

303. the whole entire year.

304. Where?

305. - We're filming

306. our sci-fi trailer today,

307. and we have to learn lines.

308. We got to make costumes.

309. - Yay, we have a great cast.

310. - Our cast is great, yes.

311. - We're gonna really win this.

312. - All right,

313. let's go over our lines.

314. - I feel like...

315. - Everybody, okay.

316. Let's start... start just going

317. over this.

318. - Phoenix's leadership skills

319. are a little questionable.

320. - All right, y'all ready?

321. - If you go to Mexico.

322. - It's actually a lot to

323. memorize.

324. - I think she was afraid and

325. really didn't assert herself.

326. Let's do our table reading.

327. - Okay.

328. - Bimborella,

329. looking for these?

330. - That's right, Tweaker.

331. - We've arrived at

332. Hermaphrodite's spaceship.

333. Prepare to tranny-port aboard.

334. - Twinbots, stay

335. on the lookout.

336. We are on the lookout.

337. - Y'all need to, like, come up

338. with a voice.

339. I don't want you to just use

340. your normal voice.

341. You're, like, robots.

342. - Rosie the robot, she wasn't

343. really that robot-y.

344. Her voice was kind of normal,

345. and...

346. - Yeah, we can be like,

347. "Oh, wait a minute."

348. - And in unison together.

349. - Yeah.

350. - Maybe I should have been

351. team leader.

352. - Lady Tata's been kidnapped?

353. - Prepare to gag

354. on my eleganza.

355. - The ship is surrounded

356. by a force field...

357. - We're trying to rehearsal,

358. and Mimi's being loud.

359. She's acting like

360. we're not there.

361. - I am... your father.

362. And your mother!

363. - Back off, Hermaphrodite.

364. - Your weapons are no good

365. here.

366. - That's not the line, baby.

367. "Your weapons won't work here."

368. - "Your weapons won't work

369. here."

370. - Read it.

371. - I got it, girl.

372. You get the punctuation

373. in your line.

374. I'll get my lines, all right?

375. - But just read the script.

376. You're doing your thing.

377. No tea.

378. Just read the scripts.

379. - Let's refocus.

380. Let's refocus.

381. - Mimi already is trying to show

382. that she is the star

383. of this group,

384. that she's standing out.

385. Miss Mimi, we know

386. you're talented, honey.

387. We know you have

388. the theater background.

389. Can we get through

390. one read-through, please?

391. - Hello, hello, hello.

392. Hey, Ru!

393. - Now, I'm just checking in

394. on my budding starlets.

395. Hey, Ru.

396. - Let's start with Team Phoenix,

397. From Earth to Uranus.

398. - That's right.

399. - Now who's playing what role?

400. - We've got Delta playing

401. Boobarella.

402. - Okay.

403. Pleasure to meet you.

404. Phoenix, I'm surprised

405. you didn't take the lead,

406. Boobarella, for yourself.

407. - I think she will make

408. an amazing Boobarella.

409. She's got this one.

410. Look... hello!

411. She's got it.

412. - And what is Manila playing?

413. - This is the Tweaker.

414. - Tweaker the she-monkey?

415. - Yes.

416. - That's hot.

417. You do have to create

418. your own language.

419. - Yes.

420. - Can you give us a little

421. taste of what that sounds like?

422. - I'm gonna be like...

423. - That's beautiful.

424. - She ordered the Cobb salad.

425. - Yeah, she...

426. Now, I want to hear the twins do

427. a line together.

428. - Twinbots,

429. stay on the lookout.

430. We are on the lookout...

431. for single guys.

432. Oscar!

433. All right, ladies, work hard.

434. I don't want to see drag queens;

435. I want to see movie stars.

436. All right, get to work.

437. Thank you.

438. - Team Mariah.

439. - Hey, Ru, what's happening?

440. - The cast of Return to Uranus.

441. This is an epic.

442. Now, Mariah, what role

443. are you playing?

444. - Uh, the milkmaid.

445. No, I'm playing Boobarella.

446. - You assigned yourself

447. the lead role.

448. - Actually, I think it was

449. slightly unanimous.

450. Now, you all picked the sequel.

451. As you well know, most of

452. the time, sequels suck.

453. So you have your work cut out

454. for you.

455. Make sure

456. that it's a hit picture.

457. - Yes.

458. - All right,

459. I'm gonna leave you ladies

460. to get camera ready.

461. - Cool.

462. - Good luck.

463. Thank you.

464. - Ladies, on the set, you'll be

465. visited by Michelle Visage

466. and our extra-special

467. guest judge,

468. the star of the sci-fi series

469. Caprica,

470. my favorite Cylon,

471. Alessandra Torresani.

472. - Oh, awesome.

473. - Alessandra Torresani.

474. She is fierce.

475. - Now, they'll be here

476. to give you some pointers.

477. This is your chance to shine.

478. So lights, camera,

479. and don't fuck it up.

480. - Okay.

481. - Okay.

482. - Got it.

483. - Good luck, bitches.

484. - Good luck.

485. - Thanks, baby.

486. - I want to know why was I

487. fucking picked last.

488. - I don't know.

489. Why do you think?

490. - Do you think Phoenix

491. didn't pick me on purpose?

492. - I don't know.

493. - I heard she was... I heard that

494. she was threatened by me.

495. - She's threatened by you?

496. - Or she thought I was

497. her competition.

498. - I mean, if she's threatened

499. by you,

500. then she would think

501. that you were good,

502. and then that would be a benefit

503. to her

504. to have you on her team.

505. - Yeah.

506. - If she was strategizing

507. the way you think

508. she's strategizing.

509. - I just don't know.

510. - I didn't think that Phoenix

511. was threatened by her.

512. Phoenix hasn't mentioned that.

513. And I don't know what she could

514. possibly be threatened by.

515. Her name is Mimi Imfurst,

516. but she's not first,

517. and I don't even think

518. she's second.

519. I don't think anyone's placing

520. any bets on her.

521. - Hey, hey.

522. - Team Phoenix is on the set

523. of Drag Queens in Space:

524. From Earth to Uranus.

525. - Greetings, ladies.

526. Hi.

527. - I'd like to introduce you to

528. our guest judge today.

529. This is Alessandra.

530. - Hi, guys.

531. How are you?

532. - We will be directing

533. your performances today.

534. Let's get this show on the road.

535. - Let's do it.

536. - Bring it.

537. - Okay.

538. - Take one.

539. - Tata, twinbots,

540. we must intercept

541. the queen's spaceship,

542. or the balls will be held

543. in Uranus...

544. forever.

545. - Cut!

546. Delta.

547. - Yes.

548. - The line is "the queen's balls

549. will be stuck

550. in Uranus forever."

551. "Stuck" is the punch.

552. - Okay.

553. We must intercept

554. Hermaphrodite's spaceship,

555. or the queen's balls will be

556. stuck in her anus.

557. - That would be "Uranus."

558. Just so we're clear,

559. it's "Uranus."

560. It's a planet.

561. Family show, honey.

562. - At this point, I realize

563. I should have probably spent

564. more time

565. memorizing my lines

566. than primping my hair.

567. - Action.

568. - We've arrived on

569. Hermaphrodite's spaceship.

570. Prepare to tranny-port

571. in three, two, one.

572. Dragonauts away!

573. - Phoenix, you're delivering

574. all your lines

575. away from the camera.

576. We need to see

577. your gorgeous face.

578. - Okay.

579. - Tata, twinbots,

580. stay on the lookout.

581. We are on the lookout...

582. for single guys.

583. - We've arrived at

584. Hermaphrodite's spaceship.

585. Prepare to tranny-port aboard

586. in three, two, and one.

587. - Phoenix.

588. - Yes?

589. - You keep looking away, girl.

590. You're giving somebody else

591. your time.

592. - Okay.

593. - I'm like, "Bitch,

594. just get it together."

595. - Phoenix, what's your

596. character feeling right now?

597. - I think I'm kind of...

598. I don't really know.

599. - Exactly.

600. - Phoenix, let's say that you

601. are super scared.

602. - Okay.

603. - But you're trying

604. not to show it,

605. because you're trying to

606. impress Boobarella.

607. - Let's give you one more shot,

608. Phoenix.

609. Full of emotion, baby.

610. We know you got it.

611. - Okay.

612. - Twinbots, be on the lookout.

613. - Prepare to tranny-port aboard

614. in three, two, and one.

615. Dragonauts, away!

616. - Cut.

617. Okay, Raja and Manila.

618. - The idea of having

619. Michelle Visage sitting there

620. terrifies me a little bit,

621. because that woman scares me.

622. - And action.

623. - I'm wearing the smallest

624. little leotard,

625. and I'm getting

626. a huge cameltoe.

627. Tweaker got pipe.

628. - Manila, you're all ears,

629. girl.

630. - Hmm?

631. - Action.

632. - The most gorgeous woman

633. in the universe?

634. Don't you need to be a woman

635. first?

636. - Kill 'em, Tweaker!

637. - Whaaa!

638. - Manila, do not make fake

639. sound effect gun noises.

640. It's not your backyard.

641. It's a movie, darlings.

642. - I don't know.

643. - Just look gorgeous

644. and do your lines.

645. Action!

646. - Say what?

647. - Action?

648. - Oh.

649. - Lady Tata is to become...

650. my bride.

651. - Lady Tata would never marry

652. a Martian like you.

653. - Cut. Tata, you're giving us

654. Maya Angelou.

655. Give us just a little bit more

656. Maya Angelou.

657. - Okay.

658. - I am from Crab Nebula, bitch!

659. - Yeah, Mimi, take it back

660. a little bit.

661. - Okay.

662. - Lower the energy

663. a little bit.

664. - Okay.

665. - Action!

666. - Miss Mimi.

667. There's a difference

668. in being talented

669. and being a showboat.

670. - Boobarella, I see you've

671. increased your war chest.

672. - Can I get the line?

673. - "Prepare to gag on my"...

674. - Thank you.

675. Prepare to gag on my eleganza!

676. Get her, Boobarella!

677. - Shut the fuck up.

678. - No!

679. "Go fuck yourself."

680. - Go fuck yourself.

681. My lines have to be fed to me

682. a little bit,

683. and I'm like, "Oh, my god.

684. Please do not let me lead

685. these ladies off a cliff."

686. Has anyone ever told you

687. you look like an Ewok?

688. - The hardest part of my role

689. is to have to share it

690. with Shangela.

691. I wanted my spotlight.

692. Stop flirting!

693. You stop flirting!

694. Shut up!

695. No, you shut up!

696. Oh! Oh!

697. Oh, ho, ho, ho!

698. - Alexis and I,

699. as the twinbots,

700. we delivered when

701. we hit that set.

702. Dragonauts, away!

703. - And cut.

704. Nicely done.

705. Okay, that's a wrap, ladies.

706. Congratulations.

707. Your sci-fi trailers will make

708. their world premiere

709. on the main stage tomorrow.

710. Very exciting.

711. And Ru has asked you all to come

712. decked out in your finest

713. space-age couture.

714. And we will be joined

715. by our extra-special, far-out

716. guest judge,

717. the legendary Lily Tomlin.

718. - Lily motherfucking Tomlin.

719. You... you really... you don't get

720. better than that.

721. - All right, so until then,

722. live long and prosper.

723. - Just as we left it.

724. - We're back in the work room.

725. Today we're getting ready for

726. the runway,

727. and we're all gonna get

728. decked up

729. in our shiny, metallic,

730. futuristic realness.

731. Miss Manila?

732. - Yeah?

733. - My hair is sticking through

734. in that wig.

735. Can you trim it?

736. - What, shave your hair?

737. - No, I just need you

738. to just trim the back.

739. - Can't you get someone else,

740. like the Delta or someone,

741. that does hair to do it?

742. - Mimi starts asking

743. the other queens,

744. "Will someone come over

745. and shave my head?"

746. Girl, what if I shave my head?

747. - And maybe have, like,

748. a little piece of hair

749. hanging down on the side?

750. That would be cute.

751. And have, like, a little

752. spit curl in the front.

753. - Do you want

754. to shave it real quick?

755. - Oh, uh-uh.

756. I don't have time, babe.

757. - I understand going

758. the extra mile,

759. but this is nothing but Mimi

760. pulling another production.

761. Her name should be

762. Cimi Imfurst,

763. because every time

764. we turn around,

765. she's doing something

766. for someone

767. to "see me, see me, see me."

768. - I feel so vulnerable.

769. I didn't hit the mark

770. in the challenge.

771. I wish I would have spent

772. a little more time

773. memorizing my lines,

774. because I expected more

775. from myself.

776. I hate how this thing, like...

777. you know what I mean?

778. Like, how is that even

779. a tight bobbin?

780. Like, that is not even

781. gonna work.

782. Now my job is to amp up

783. what it is that I wear,

784. how I conduct myself

785. on the runway.

786. I need to basically give 300%,

787. not 100%,

788. 'cause it's just not enough.

789. Forget it. I'm using

790. somebody else's machine.

791. How cyborg.

792. - Yeah, right.

793. - Yeah, your look is gonna be

794. on point.

795. - We will see.

796. I am team leader.

797. You know, I want to make sure

798. everything's perfect.

799. I need it to be on point.

800. I'm, like, a fucking nerv...

801. I, like, never get nervous.

802. - Why was I the villain?

803. Do you think of me as a villain?

804. - Yeah.

805. - How so?

806. - You could be antagonistic

807. if you...

808. - Mimi, do you feel

809. that you worked well

810. with everyone in the group?

811. - I think so.

812. I think we had definitely

813. some clashing, but...

814. - Who clashed?

815. - I think you and I clashed,

816. girl.

817. - I think it's because

818. we both have

819. very strong personalities.

820. We both had an idea

821. of how we wanted the production

822. and our role to go.

823. But in the end,

824. you have to release

825. and trust each actor to be able

826. to take the role on

827. and put their own self into it.

828. - I'm really proud

829. of my performance

830. in the trailer.

831. I really think I hit it

832. out of the park.

833. - Shangela underestimated me,

834. but I know what I can do,

835. and now she does too.

836. So you're cool?

837. Me and you cool?

838. - Girl, we're always cool.

839. Listen, you can take nothing

840. personal in this life.

841. - Indeed.

842. - It has to be really severe.

843. - I look over, and Mimi puts on

844. this headpiece,

845. and I think she looks like

846. Uncle Fester

847. from Addams Family, honestly.

848. - Mimi looks ridiculous.

849. If that's what the future has

850. in hold for me

851. or for my kids

852. or for my grandkids,

853. I'm... I'm scared.

854. - Hey, guys.

855. Welcome to the main stage

856. of RuPaul's Drag Race.

857. So what do you think

858. of my dress?

859. Whoo-hoo!

860. - Are those pussy willows?

861. - They sure are.

862. Santino, you've got it

863. every time.

864. Michelle Visage.

865. - Yes, my darlin'.

866. - Are you ready to have a close

867. encounter of the drag kind?

868. - I am tweaking my knobs

869. and setting a course direct

870. for the Milky Way.

871. - Bring it.

872. - Alessandra Torresani.

873. My favorite Cylon.

874. You look gorgeous.

875. - You do as well.

876. - And the great Lily Tomlin

877. is here.

878. - Thank you, Ru.

879. - Now, this week, our girls made

880. their film debut

881. in the sci-fi saga

882. Drag Queens From Outer Space.

883. Now, decked out in their best

884. futurama glamorama,

885. they're ready for a blastoff.

886. Gentlemen, start your engines,

887. and may the best woman win!

888. Space age.

889. - When I dress up, I'm always

890. looking for perfection

891. and a complete look,

892. and that's my strength.

893. - Does that outfit come

894. with solar panels?

895. Get ready for Raja.

896. - Whoo!

897. - All right, Miss Raja.

898. - C-3PO's girlfriend.

899. - Yes.

900. - Any time I'm on the runway,

901. I'm sparkling.

902. I'm having a blast up there, and

903. I'm doing my robot runway.

904. - The queen who fell to Earth.

905. Up next...

906. Wow, look at those.

907. - Oh.

908. - You're gonna put

909. somebody's eyes out

910. with those things.

911. - I'm feeling 100% diva

912. in my whole space costume.

913. Very Gaga,

914. very Christina Aguilera,

915. very Britney

916. all mixed into one.

917. - She's a galaxy girl.

918. - Yes, she is.

919. Up next...

920. Oh, wow!

921. Flash Gordon does drag.

922. - I'm just trying to show

923. in the runway

924. that I'm a little Power Ranger,

925. and I am feeling on fire.

926. - Wonder Woman

927. from outer space.

928. Her clone does not sleep alone.

929. - I'm in a body suit,

930. for god's sakes.

931. Just having curves

932. and just being able to walk

933. down the runway

934. and have the judges look at you

935. made me feel really good.

936. - Danger, Will Robinson.

937. Stacy Layne Matthews

938. is on the run.

939. Next, Shangela.

940. - Ooh.

941. - Shangela's

942. a real bubble head.

943. - Captain Shangela.

944. - She's a Starship Trooper.

945. - So I'm on the runway,

946. and I'm, like, "Ooh,

947. this is super hot."

948. I feel so much more confident

949. hitting it the second time back.

950. - The queen

951. of the space cadets.

952. Beam me up.

953. Up next, Mimi Imfurst.

954. Supersonic.

955. - My headpiece is inspired by

956. the planet Krypton.

957. I'm just going

958. to make my look be

959. as out of this world

960. as possible.

961. - Oh!

962. - Oh, my god, those eyes.

963. - She's serving satellite TV.

964. Oh, my stars.

965. That's some kind of futuristic

966. chastity belt.

967. - So I'm on the runway, praying

968. I don't trip over these shoes,

969. 'cause they are a bitch

970. to walk in,

971. praying they like it.

972. But I'm feeling good.

973. - Kiss me. I dare ya.

974. From planet New Jersey...

975. She's blinding me with science.

976. - I'm walking that runway,

977. and I'm thinking,

978. "This hair better not come off,

979. "and I'm gonna keep my neck as

980. perched as I can,

981. "and I'll just shake my ass

982. a little bit

983. and just hope for the best."

984. - She's an astronaut.

985. - She's got a mind

986. for rocket science

987. but a body for sin.

988. Look who we have here.

989. Representing Atlanta, Mariah.

990. - Our hair looks very similar,

991. doesn't it?

992. - Yes, it does.

993. - I truly feel like supermodel

994. of the universe.

995. I am stomping that runway.

996. - She's not having any trouble

997. with her Tribbles.

998. All right, Delta Work.

999. She's giving us a total eclipse

1000. of the heart.

1001. - I'm hoping the judges are

1002. going to love the difference

1003. between what I'm wearing

1004. and the sort of

1005. metal-colored-inspired costumes

1006. that they're seeing.

1007. - She's a real Judy Jetsetter.

1008. Next up, Manila Luzon.

1009. That ensemble is just rocking

1010. my universe.

1011. - I'm coming down the runway,

1012. and I'm giving evil henchwoman

1013. realness.

1014. I kind of wanted to separate

1015. myself from the other girls,

1016. because I think a lot of girls

1017. kind of had, like,

1018. a similar look.

1019. - She's got a big dipper too.

1020. - She sure do.

1021. - Welcome, dolls.

1022. Now it's blockbuster time.

1023. Team Phoenix, let's take a look

1024. at your trailer.

1025. Help me, Boobarella.

1026. You're my only hope.

1027. - Whoo!

1028. - Delta Work as Boobarella.

1029. - I have a hunch things are

1030. about to get a little ugly.

1031. Twinbots, be on the lookout.

1032. We are on the lookout...

1033. for single guys.

1034. - Carmen Carrera and

1035. India Ferrah as the twinbots.

1036. Resetting course.

1037. - Prepare to tranny-port aboard

1038. in three...

1039. - Phoenix as Lady Tata.

1040. - Two, and one.

1041. Bimborella.

1042. You looking for these?

1043. Give us back those balls.

1044. - Sarlaccs!

1045. - Raja as Hermaphrodite.

1046. - No one can hear you

1047. lip-synching in space.

1048. Prepare to die.

1049. - That's right, Tweaker.

1050. - And Manila Luzon as Tweaker.

1051. - Whoo!

1052. Shama-la-la-la-la bing bong.

1053. - Cute.

1054. Wonderful.

1055. - The other group

1056. was all over the map.

1057. I'm feeling really confident.

1058. I think we could win this thing.

1059. - Next up, Team Mariah.

1060. Let's take a look at the sequel.

1061. - Prepare to gag

1062. on my eleganza.

1063. - Mariah as Boobarella.

1064. There's something

1065. I want you to know!

1066. I am... your father.

1067. - Mimi Imfurst as

1068. Hermaphrodite.

1069. - And your mother!

1070. - Go fuck yourself.

1071. - I did!

1072. That's why I'm your father

1073. and your mother!

1074. - Ew!

1075. - Stacy Layne Matthews

1076. as Lady Tata.

1077. - The gas levels indicate

1078. that Uranus is burning.

1079. Hey, Tweaker.

1080. Stop flirting.

1081. You stop flirting.

1082. Shut up!

1083. No, you shut up.

1084. - Shangela and Alexis Mateo

1085. as the twinbots.

1086. - Tweaker, no!

1087. - Yara Sofia as Tweaker.

1088. Dragonauts, away!

1089. - Damn you, Boobarella...

1090. Ella... ella... ay... ay... ay.

1091. - I am so happy, 'cause I was

1092. so worried about my accent.

1093. But it actually came out

1094. very cute.

1095. I'm so proud of myself

1096. right now.

1097. - Ladies, the reviews are in.

1098. And based on your Drag Queens

1099. in Outer Space movie trailers,

1100. we've made some decisions.

1101. The winning team is...

1102. Team Mariah, Return to Uranus.

1103. Condragulations.

1104. You are all safe.

1105. - Thank you.

1106. - Yes!

1107. - But three of you emerged as

1108. breakout stars.

1109. Shangela.

1110. Alexis.

1111. The twinbots.

1112. Mimi Imfurst.

1113. - I'm feeling super confident.

1114. Comparing myself

1115. to everyone else in my group,

1116. I think that I stand a good

1117. chance of winning this one.

1118. - I can only choose one.

1119. Oh, damn the rules.

1120. Let's call it a tie.

1121. Shangela, Alexis,

1122. condragulations.

1123. You have won this challenge.

1124. Each of you will receive a set

1125. of hand-sculpted silicone

1126. breastplates

1127. courtesy of boobsforqueens.com.

1128. Did you hear that, Lily?

1129. Boobsforqueens.com.

1130. - Yes, I did.

1131. - However, neither one of you

1132. will be granted immunity

1133. next week.

1134. Team Mariah.

1135. Thank you, ladies.

1136. You may leave the stage.

1137. Team Phoenix.

1138. Each of you is up for

1139. elimination

1140. except, of course, for Raja.

1141. You have immunity.

1142. Now it's time

1143. for the judges' critiques.

1144. Let's start with Phoenix.

1145. What'd you think of Lady Tata?

1146. - I think you could have been

1147. a little zanier,

1148. especially with a name like

1149. Lady Tata.

1150. - I do believe that you were

1151. the weakest link in this cast.

1152. - You just didn't commit.

1153. Because you had fewer lines,

1154. you should have committed 150%

1155. just to show up everyone else.

1156. - India Ferrah.

1157. - I was very taken

1158. with your bosoms.

1159. I thought they were just

1160. completely believable...

1161. from this distance, anyway.

1162. - I love, love, love this look.

1163. - Thank you.

1164. - This is Judy Jetson

1165. does Vegas.

1166. - Thank you, India.

1167. All right, up next,

1168. Carmen Carrera.

1169. Now, Carmen, you're having some

1170. trouble with your headpiece.

1171. - This is, like, kind of

1172. a mixture of super glue

1173. and spray adhesive to my head.

1174. It's literally pulling the hairs

1175. out of my scalp.

1176. - It's such an extraordinary

1177. waistline.

1178. It's just incredible.

1179. You must have had a rib removed.

1180. - I think your outfit today

1181. is poorly conceived

1182. and poorly designed.

1183. - Carmen, stop relying

1184. on that body.

1185. - All right.

1186. Thank you, Carmen.

1187. Manila,

1188. tell us about your outfit.

1189. - I wanted to do, like, a

1190. really sexy, like, Grace Jones,

1191. Thierry Mugler-inspired,

1192. like, catsuit.

1193. - Well, you failed.

1194. - No, just joking.

1195. - I thought your character

1196. was great.

1197. - Thank you.

1198. - Very original and unexpected

1199. and totally committed.

1200. - Thanks, Manila.

1201. Delta Work!

1202. - You could've gone way out

1203. with that Boobarella character.

1204. You seemed more like a

1205. combination of divine and Dali.

1206. And I liked that.

1207. - What is futuristic

1208. about this look?

1209. It looks a little dated, and

1210. other than it being shiny,

1211. I don't see space.

1212. I don't see sci-fi.

1213. I don't see the future.

1214. - I sort of was inspired

1215. by the look of that 1950s

1216. and '60s feeling

1217. of what space-age would be.

1218. - Now, what about

1219. her performance as Boobarella?

1220. - In the performance aspect,

1221. you had to do

1222. a million things at once.

1223. I think for your first time

1224. on film,

1225. I think that was a very hard

1226. character for you to play,

1227. but you did listen to us.

1228. - All right, ladies.

1229. I want a piece of advice

1230. from you.

1231. Who should be going home

1232. tonight?

1233. Manila.

1234. - I think...

1235. Phoenix.

1236. She was our leader,

1237. and I think that the leader

1238. has to take responsibility.

1239. Carmen.

1240. - I kind of agree with Manila.

1241. She was our leader.

1242. - India.

1243. - Phoenix,

1244. one of the first things

1245. she actually told us to do

1246. was, you know, change our voices

1247. for our characters,

1248. so that's one of the things that

1249. I expected from her as well.

1250. - All right, Phoenix.

1251. - I think for you to come out

1252. in just a catsuit

1253. that I have 15 of,

1254. I don't really think

1255. that's worth $75,000.

1256. - But you're wearing

1257. a catsuit.

1258. - I think that I've got

1259. so much more of a $75,000 look.

1260. - Manila, is there something

1261. you want to say

1262. about your $75,000 catsuit?

1263. - I got this made for $100,

1264. so I guess I could make

1265. 75... uh, hundred.

1266. - Do the math, honey.

1267. - I'm Asian,

1268. but I don't do math.

1269. Sorry.

1270. - All right.

1271. All right, Delta,

1272. it's your turn.

1273. Who do you think should go home

1274. tonight?

1275. - Based on the runway

1276. presentation,

1277. I would say myself.

1278. - All right, Raja.

1279. - I just don't like the idea of

1280. the possibility

1281. of my friend leaving,

1282. 'cause Delta and I...

1283. I was so excited to see my

1284. very good friend here with me

1285. in this process.

1286. I hope that if she has to

1287. lip-synch for her life,

1288. that she fucking lip-syncs

1289. for her motherlife.

1290. You know what I'm saying?

1291. - Amen.

1292. - Thank you, Raja.

1293. Thank you, ladies.

1294. Now, while you untuck in

1295. The Interior Illusions Lounge,

1296. the judges and I will

1297. deliberate.

1298. You may leave the stage.

1299. All right, ladies, ladies.

1300. Just between us girls,

1301. let's start with Phoenix.

1302. - I was gagging.

1303. She was horrible, and she didn't

1304. look very good either.

1305. - She was definitely nervous

1306. the whole time.

1307. - But her runway ensemble today

1308. looked really futuristic

1309. and great.

1310. - India Ferrah.

1311. - Well, I liked her costume.

1312. It was nicely pulled together

1313. and interesting.

1314. - I was saying, are we gonna

1315. see the boobs every time?

1316. - I have a feeling, yes.

1317. - Yeah?

1318. - On to Carmen.

1319. - I didn't think her costume

1320. was well designed.

1321. - It's a bikini with a corset.

1322. - She came out, and she had

1323. her sort of head pulled down

1324. so that the thing... I thought

1325. she had osteoporosis.

1326. - You wanted to give her

1327. some calcium.

1328. - Yes!

1329. Is she out of her league?

1330. - She needs to step up

1331. her game.

1332. - Now Manila.

1333. She took what could have been

1334. a disaster of a role,

1335. and she ran with it.

1336. - Oh, yeah.

1337. She was great.

1338. - Delta Work.

1339. When she described what she was

1340. doing, a retro look,

1341. I understood it.

1342. It's just the execution of it

1343. wasn't well done.

1344. Did she have trouble

1345. with her dialog?

1346. - She did indeed.

1347. We had to go over that

1348. quite a few times.

1349. But she really wanted to get it

1350. right, bless her heart.

1351. She wasn't like...

1352. Like, she really was listening

1353. and really took the direction.

1354. I thought we were happy

1355. with some of the decisions

1356. she made as an actress.

1357. - Now, the decisions she made

1358. as a stylist

1359. on the runway tonight,

1360. not so much?

1361. - She's contacting

1362. a different person in her head.

1363. - Yeah.

1364. - It didn't look Judy Jetson.

1365. - I felt like when she was

1366. standing next to everybody else,

1367. she felt, like, almost sheepish.

1368. - Silence!

1369. Bring back my girls.

1370. Welcome back, ladies.

1371. I've made some decisions.

1372. Raja, you have immunity.

1373. - Yes, I do.

1374. - You're safe.

1375. - Thanks.

1376. - Manila, you had us at...

1377. Condragulations.

1378. You're safe.

1379. - Thank you.

1380. - Phoenix, now, as team leader

1381. and Lady Tata,

1382. you let us down.

1383. I'm sorry, my dear, but you are

1384. up for elimination.

1385. - I do not want to go home

1386. up against people that are

1387. not as good as I am.

1388. - India Ferrah.

1389. Condragulations, you are safe.

1390. Carmen.

1391. Your runway presentation was

1392. weak and lacked vision.

1393. Delta,

1394. your Boobarella was curvaceous,

1395. but your look on the main stage

1396. left us flat.

1397. Carmen...

1398. you're safe.

1399. - Thank you.

1400. - Delta, my dear, I'm sorry,

1401. but you are up for elimination.

1402. - I knew that Ru was gonna

1403. announce me

1404. to lip-sync for my life.

1405. I don't know that I should have

1406. been there,

1407. but I didn't think our entire

1408. team should have been there.

1409. I mean, I thought it was a load

1410. of crap.

1411. - Two queens stand before me.

1412. Ladies, this is your last chance

1413. to impress me

1414. and save yourselves

1415. from elimination.

1416. The time has come for you

1417. to lip-sync

1418. for your life.

1419. Good luck,

1420. and don't fuck it up.

1421. - Get it, bitch.

1422. I want them to see the fire

1423. that is in my eyes right now.

1424. - I see Phoenix, you know,

1425. copying a few of Gaga's moves,

1426. and I think that's just poor

1427. entertainment, honestly.

1428. Don't copy anyone else.

1429. And Delta was being herself,

1430. and, you know, not trying to be

1431. Lady Gaga.

1432. - I'm not trying to be shady

1433. in any way,

1434. but Phoenix is a man

1435. doing movements.

1436. - Whoo!

1437. - Wow.

1438. - Phoenix.

1439. Delta.

1440. I have made my decision.

1441. Delta Work.

1442. Shantay, you stay.

1443. Thank you very much.

1444. - I'm so happy.

1445. - Phoenix.

1446. Rising from the ashes.

1447. For a great queen like you,

1448. this is just the beginning.

1449. Now sashay away.

1450. - Thank you so much.

1451. Thank you.

1452. - We love you.

1453. - For me to go home and some of

1454. these people remain

1455. is very crazy to me,

1456. especially when I look

1457. at certain people

1458. in this competition

1459. that definitely are not the best

1460. that America has to offer.

1461. - Ladies, remember,

1462. if you can't love yourself,

1463. how in the hell you gonna love

1464. somebody else?

1465. Can I get an "amen" in here?

1466. Amen!

1467. - Now let the music play.

1468. Grand prize contributed in part

1469. by AlAndChuck.travel.