RuPaul's Drag Race 3x3

1. - Previously

2. on RuPaul's Drag Race...

3. It's Christmastime

4. at RuPaul's Drag Race.

5. - Hallelu, ladies!

6. - What the fuck?

7. - Hi!

8. - I don't know

9. what I was thinking.

10. And if I have to lip synch,

11. I'll motherfucking lip-sync

12. my life off.

13. - Oh, it's Venus D-Lite.

14. Mimi Imfurst.

15. Shangela.

16. Raja.

17. Condragulations.

18. You are the winner

19. of this challenge.

20. Two queens stand before me.

21. - I'm in disbelief.

22. A year later,

23. and here I am again

24. in the bottom two.

25. - Shangela, shantay, you stay.

26. Venus D-Lite, sashay away.

27. - Thank you.

28. - And tonight...

29. are you ready to have

30. some psychic fun?

31. The dolls gaze into the future.

32. - And it's out of this world.

33. Prepare to gag on my eleganza.

34. - With extra special

35. guest judges

36. Caprica's Alessandra Torresani

37. and the legendary Lily Tomlin.

38. The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race

39. will receive a lifetime supply

40. of Kryolan professional makeup;

41. headline Logo's Drag Race tour,

42. featuring cocktails

43. perfected by Absolut;

44. and a cash prize of $75,000.

45. And may the best woman win.

46. - Oh.

47. - Here we go, ladies.

48. - Oh, hallelujah.

49. No more snow.

50. - Oh, thank god.

51. - Oh, she left a message.

52. - "Don't be shady.

53. Be a lady."

54. - We had our first elimination.

55. I see Venus' message

56. on the mirror,

57. and it's just a finalization

58. that one of my sisters from home

59. is now gone,

60. and I'm feeling

61. completely vulnerable.

62. - I've never done this before,

63. 'cause I was the first one to go

64. last time.

65. It's what happens

66. when you push Shangela.

67. I survived.

68. But I don't even feel like

69. the same Shangela.

70. I'm battered, bruised.

71. My spirit is beat down.

72. - Well, glad you're still here,

73. Curly.

74. - Oh, thank you.

75. - Just stay here longer,

76. and don't wear none of them

77. crazy-ass outfits.

78. - Okay, well...

79. Manila's coming over

80. to talk to me,

81. and all I hear really is,

82. "Blah, blah, blah, blah,

83. blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

84. I just don't want to be

85. bothered.

86. - I know you have some cute

87. drag up in here, so...

88. - I do.

89. I actually do have a lot

90. of good stuff in here.

91. - Do you think Venus

92. should have gone home?

93. - Yes.

94. It's all about a line of

95. professionalism.

96. You know, we all want this,

97. like, really bad,

98. but you guys will never have to

99. deal with that with me.

100. The competition part

101. has really kicked in.

102. You're like, "People really do

103. go home."

104. Everything we've worked for

105. and wanted for so long

106. is over like that.

107. - Venus is gone.

108. The jig is up.

109. Let's see what's next.

110. I'm pushing myself 100% forward

111. and harder to stay here.

112. I think Shangela, she need to be

113. very careful,

114. 'cause the queens in this season

115. are really fierce,

116. including me first.

117. - If I was to go home at that

118. moment, I would have...

119. - Ooh, girl!

120. You've got she-mail.

121. Drag, the final frontier.

122. These are the voyages

123. of the starship Drag Race,

124. a one-year mission

125. to boldly tuck

126. where no man has tucked before.

127. Set a corset for warp speed,

128. because this mothership is

129. about to blast off.

130. Hello, hello, hello, hello.

131. Look at you all.

132. For today's mini challenge,

133. I'm looking for two ladies

134. with a little something extra.

135. I'm talking about ESP,

136. extrasensory perception.

137. I need you to pair up

138. with the queen

139. you feel the strongest

140. psychic connection with.

141. The one team that gets the most

142. correct matches wins.

143. Raja, you'll be giving

144. mental vibrations,

145. and, Delta, you'll be receiving.

146. - Delta and I are very

147. psychically connected,

148. or at least I hope we are,

149. because Delta knows a lot

150. about me.

151. Delta knows how many cab drivers

152. I've slept with.

153. Delta knows all kinds of shit.

154. - Delta, what wig

155. is Raja wearing?

156. - It's brunette.

157. - What color ring?

158. - The white diamond.

159. - The white diamond.

160. Last question.

161. What color is the pussycat?

162. - Pink.

163. - So, Phoenix, what color boa

164. is Mariah wearing?

165. - Day-Glo green.

166. - What color is the pussycat?

167. - This is definitely

168. a black pussycat.

169. - I don't know where she got the

170. lime green boa from,

171. but everybody needs a black

172. pussycat in their life.

173. - All right, Carmen,

174. please send it hard.

175. Ow... ow.

176. Oh, okay.

177. Girl's wearing a purple boa.

178. - Okay.

179. Stacy Layne Matthews,

180. what color pussycat?

181. - I'll say a pink pussycat.

182. - I'm gonna say pink.

183. - Okay, a pink wig.

184. - Yes.

185. - All right.

186. - Let me find it.

187. Let me find it.

188. - Find it, honey.

189. - It's coming through.

190. It's coming through.

191. And she's wearing the green one.

192. - The green one.

193. - Yes.

194. - All right.

195. Now, I've tested your ESP.

196. And the winning team

197. is Phoenix and Mariah.

198. How about that?

199. The next drag superstar

200. has to prove

201. that her charisma, uniqueness,

202. nerve, and talent

203. is truly out of this world.

204. Now, for today's main challenge,

205. you'll be shooting scenes for

206. the new sci-fi movie saga...

207. Drag Queens in Outer Space.

208. You'll be splitting up

209. into two teams.

210. Phoenix and Mariah, together

211. you won the mini challenge,

212. but now you are

213. competing captains.

214. Ooh!

215. - I see Phoenix,

216. she's my rival now,

217. and I think I'm gonna

218. wear her out.

219. - I definitely have leadership

220. experience.

221. I could totally win

222. this competition, yeah.

223. - Now, Phoenix,

224. go ahead and choose

225. the first member of your team.

226. - Raja.

227. - Mariah.

228. - Arianna.

229. - Delta.

230. - Alexis.

231. - Ooh!

232. - They all fools, 'cause I have

233. an acting company.

234. So their loss

235. if they don't pick me.

236. - India.

237. - Shangela.

238. - Manila.

239. - High-five, team.

240. - Stacy.

241. Of course had to get with

242. big girl Miss Stacy, honey.

243. - Phoenix, two are left,

244. Carmen and Mimi.

245. Who are you choosing?

246. - Carmen.

247. - Carmen's coming on over,

248. which of course means that Mimi

249. is going to Mariah's side.

250. - By not picking me, the other

251. team is gonna be sorry.

252. - I'm on Phoenix's team,

253. and I feel amazing.

254. I feel like that's,

255. like, the dream team.

256. We have, like, the most talent.

257. I'm looking across the room,

258. and I'm like, "Ugh.

259. A bunch of boogers."

260. - In these two envelopes, I have

261. two scripts,

262. Drag Queens in Outer Space:

263. From Earth to Uranus,

264. and the sequel,

265. Return to Uranus.

266. - Thank you.

267. - Now, your sci-fi movie

268. trailers

269. will make their world debut

270. on the main stage tomorrow.

271. Gentlemen, start your engines.

272. And may the best woman win.

273. - All right.

274. Let's go scandalous.

275. I want to be Boobarella.

276. Hermaphrodite, which is this

277. genderfuck evil queen,

278. mannish and womanly

279. at the same time,

280. and is absolutely jealous

281. of Boobarella's beauty.

282. - The villainess,

283. Hermaphrodite, is Mimi.

284. Fitting.

285. You better get your Oscar,

286. bitch.

287. - I'm gonna give you

288. Meryl Streep realness.

289. You got to get ugly

290. to win the prize.

291. - And, Tweaker,

292. this is perfect for you,

293. an alien space monkey.

294. The twinbots,

295. sexy robot twins.

296. Okay.

297. - Yes.

298. - I didn't want to pair up

299. with Shangela.

300. I mean, I haven't seen

301. no improvement.

302. She said she had worked

303. the whole entire year.

304. Where?

305. - We're filming

306. our sci-fi trailer today,

307. and we have to learn lines.

308. We got to make costumes.

309. - Yay, we have a great cast.

310. - Our cast is great, yes.

311. - We're gonna really win this.

312. - All right,

313. let's go over our lines.

314. - I feel like...

315. - Everybody, okay.

316. Let's start... start just going

317. over this.

318. - Phoenix's leadership skills

319. are a little questionable.

320. - All right, y'all ready?

321. - If you go to Mexico.

322. - It's actually a lot to

323. memorize.

324. - I think she was afraid and

325. really didn't assert herself.

326. Let's do our table reading.

327. - Okay.

328. - Bimborella,

329. looking for these?

330. - [high-pitched babbling]

331. - That's right, Tweaker.

332. - We've arrived at

333. Hermaphrodite's spaceship.

334. Prepare to tranny-port aboard.

335. - Twinbots, stay

336. on the lookout.

337. We are on the lookout.

338. - Y'all need to, like, come up

339. with a voice.

340. I don't want you to just use

341. your normal voice.

342. You're, like, robots.

343. - Rosie the robot, she wasn't

344. really that robot-y.

345. Her voice was kind of normal,

346. and...

347. - Yeah, we can be like,

348. "Oh, wait a minute."

349. - And in unison together.

350. - Yeah.

351. - Maybe I should have been

352. team leader.

353. - Lady Tata's been kidnapped?

354. - Prepare to gag

355. on my eleganza.

356. - The ship is surrounded

357. by a force field...

358. - We're trying to rehearsal,

359. and Mimi's being loud.

360. She's acting like

361. we're not there.

362. - I am... your father.

363. And your mother!

364. - Back off, Hermaphrodite.

365. - Your weapons are no good

366. here.

367. - That's not the line, baby.

368. "Your weapons won't work here."

369. - "Your weapons won't work

370. here."

371. - Read it.

372. - I got it, girl.

373. You get the punctuation

374. in your line.

375. I'll get my lines, all right?

376. - But just read the script.

377. You're doing your thing.

378. No tea.

379. Just read the scripts.

380. - Let's refocus.

381. Let's refocus.

382. - Mimi already is trying to show

383. that she is the star

384. of this group,

385. that she's standing out.

386. Miss Mimi, we know

387. you're talented, honey.

388. We know you have

389. the theater background.

390. Can we get through

391. one read-through, please?

392. - Hello, hello, hello.

393. Hey, Ru!

394. - Now, I'm just checking in

395. on my budding starlets.

396. Hey, Ru.

397. - Let's start with Team Phoenix,

398. From Earth to Uranus.

399. - That's right.

400. - Now who's playing what role?

401. - We've got Delta playing

402. Boobarella.

403. - Okay.

404. Pleasure to meet you.

405. Phoenix, I'm surprised

406. you didn't take the lead,

407. Boobarella, for yourself.

408. - I think she will make

409. an amazing Boobarella.

410. She's got this one.

411. Look... hello!

412. She's got it.

413. - And what is Manila playing?

414. - This is the Tweaker.

415. - Tweaker the she-monkey?

416. - Yes.

417. - That's hot.

418. You do have to create

419. your own language.

420. - Yes.

421. - Can you give us a little

422. taste of what that sounds like?

423. - I'm gonna be like...

424. - That's beautiful.

425. - She ordered the Cobb salad.

426. - Yeah, she...

427. Now, I want to hear the twins do

428. a line together.

429. - Twinbots,

430. stay on the lookout.

431. We are on the lookout...

432. for single guys.

433. Oscar!

434. All right, ladies, work hard.

435. I don't want to see drag queens;

436. I want to see movie stars.

437. All right, get to work.

438. Thank you.

439. - Team Mariah.

440. - Hey, Ru, what's happening?

441. - The cast of Return to Uranus.

442. This is an epic.

443. Now, Mariah, what role

444. are you playing?

445. - Uh, the milkmaid.

446. No, I'm playing Boobarella.

447. - You assigned yourself

448. the lead role.

449. - Actually, I think it was

450. slightly unanimous.

451. Now, you all picked the sequel.

452. As you well know, most of

453. the time, sequels suck.

454. So you have your work cut out

455. for you.

456. Make sure

457. that it's a hit picture.

458. - Yes.

459. - All right,

460. I'm gonna leave you ladies

461. to get camera ready.

462. - Cool.

463. - Good luck.

464. Thank you.

465. - Ladies, on the set, you'll be

466. visited by Michelle Visage

467. and our extra-special

468. guest judge,

469. the star of the sci-fi series

470. Caprica,

471. my favorite Cylon,

472. Alessandra Torresani.

473. - Oh, awesome.

474. - Alessandra Torresani.

475. She is fierce.

476. - Now, they'll be here

477. to give you some pointers.

478. This is your chance to shine.

479. So lights, camera,

480. and don't fuck it up.

481. - Okay.

482. - Okay.

483. - Got it.

484. - Good luck, bitches.

485. - Good luck.

486. - Thanks, baby.

487. - I want to know why was I

488. fucking picked last.

489. - I don't know.

490. Why do you think?

491. - Do you think Phoenix

492. didn't pick me on purpose?

493. - I don't know.

494. - I heard she was... I heard that

495. she was threatened by me.

496. - She's threatened by you?

497. - Or she thought I was

498. her competition.

499. - I mean, if she's threatened

500. by you,

501. then she would think

502. that you were good,

503. and then that would be a benefit

504. to her

505. to have you on her team.

506. - Yeah.

507. - If she was strategizing

508. the way you think

509. she's strategizing.

510. - I just don't know.

511. - I didn't think that Phoenix

512. was threatened by her.

513. Phoenix hasn't mentioned that.

514. And I don't know what she could

515. possibly be threatened by.

516. Her name is Mimi Imfurst,

517. but she's not first,

518. and I don't even think

519. she's second.

520. I don't think anyone's placing

521. any bets on her.

522. - Hey, hey.

523. - Team Phoenix is on the set

524. of Drag Queens in Space:

525. From Earth to Uranus.

526. - Greetings, ladies.

527. Hi.

528. - I'd like to introduce you to

529. our guest judge today.

530. This is Alessandra.

531. - Hi, guys.

532. How are you?

533. - We will be directing

534. your performances today.

535. Let's get this show on the road.

536. - Let's do it.

537. - Bring it.

538. - Okay.

539. - Take one.

540. - Tata, twinbots,

541. we must intercept

542. the queen's spaceship,

543. or the balls will be held

544. in Uranus...

545. forever.

546. - Cut!

547. Delta.

548. - Yes.

549. - The line is "the queen's balls

550. will be stuck

551. in Uranus forever."

552. "Stuck" is the punch.

553. - Okay.

554. We must intercept

555. Hermaphrodite's spaceship,

556. or the queen's balls will be

557. stuck in her anus.

558. - That would be "Uranus."

559. Just so we're clear,

560. it's "Uranus."

561. It's a planet.

562. Family show, honey.

563. - At this point, I realize

564. I should have probably spent

565. more time

566. memorizing my lines

567. than primping my hair.

568. - Action.

569. - We've arrived on

570. Hermaphrodite's spaceship.

571. Prepare to tranny-port

572. in three, two, one.

573. Dragonauts away!

574. - Phoenix, you're delivering

575. all your lines

576. away from the camera.

577. We need to see

578. your gorgeous face.

579. - Okay.

580. - Tata, twinbots,

581. stay on the lookout.

582. We are on the lookout...

583. for single guys.

584. - We've arrived at

585. Hermaphrodite's spaceship.

586. Prepare to tranny-port aboard

587. in three, two, and one.

588. - Phoenix.

589. - Yes?

590. - You keep looking away, girl.

591. You're giving somebody else

592. your time.

593. - Okay.

594. - I'm like, "Bitch,

595. just get it together."

596. - Phoenix, what's your

597. character feeling right now?

598. - I think I'm kind of...

599. I don't really know.

600. - Exactly.

601. - Phoenix, let's say that you

602. are super scared.

603. - Okay.

604. - But you're trying

605. not to show it,

606. because you're trying to

607. impress Boobarella.

608. - Let's give you one more shot,

609. Phoenix.

610. Full of emotion, baby.

611. We know you got it.

612. - Okay.

613. - Twinbots, be on the lookout.

614. - Prepare to tranny-port aboard

615. in three, two, and one.

616. Dragonauts, away!

617. - Cut.

618. Okay, Raja and Manila.

619. - The idea of having

620. Michelle Visage sitting there

621. terrifies me a little bit,

622. because that woman scares me.

623. - And action.

624. - I'm wearing the smallest

625. little leotard,

626. and I'm getting

627. a huge cameltoe.

628. Tweaker got pipe.

629. - Manila, you're all ears,

630. girl.

631. - Hmm?

632. - Action.

633. - The most gorgeous woman

634. in the universe?

635. Don't you need to be a woman

636. first?

637. - Kill 'em, Tweaker!

638. - Whaaa!

639. - Manila, do not make fake

640. sound effect gun noises.

641. It's not your backyard.

642. It's a movie, darlings.

643. - I don't know.

644. - Just look gorgeous

645. and do your lines.

646. Action!

647. - Say what?

648. - Action?

649. - Oh.

650. - Lady Tata is to become...

651. my bride.

652. - Lady Tata would never marry

653. a Martian like you.

654. - Cut. Tata, you're giving us

655. Maya Angelou.

656. Give us just a little bit more

657. Maya Angelou.

658. - Okay.

659. - I am from Crab Nebula, bitch!

660. - Yeah, Mimi, take it back

661. a little bit.

662. - Okay.

663. - Lower the energy

664. a little bit.

665. - Okay.

666. - Action!

667. - Miss Mimi.

668. There's a difference

669. in being talented

670. and being a showboat.

671. - Boobarella, I see you've

672. increased your war chest.

673. - Can I get the line?

674. - "Prepare to gag on my"...

675. - Thank you.

676. Prepare to gag on my eleganza!

677. Get her, Boobarella!

678. - Shut the fuck up.

679. - No!

680. "Go fuck yourself."

681. - Go fuck yourself.

682. My lines have to be fed to me

683. a little bit,

684. and I'm like, "Oh, my god.

685. Please do not let me lead

686. these ladies off a cliff."

687. - [high-pitched babbling]

688. Has anyone ever told you

689. you look like an Ewok?

690. - The hardest part of my role

691. is to have to share it

692. with Shangela.

693. I wanted my spotlight.

694. Stop flirting!

695. You stop flirting!

696. Shut up!

697. No, you shut up!

698. Oh! Oh!

699. Oh, ho, ho, ho!

700. - Alexis and I,

701. as the twinbots,

702. we delivered when

703. we hit that set.

704. Dragonauts, away!

705. - And cut.

706. Nicely done.

707. Okay, that's a wrap, ladies.

708. Congratulations.

709. Your sci-fi trailers will make

710. their world premiere

711. on the main stage tomorrow.

712. Very exciting.

713. And Ru has asked you all to come

714. decked out in your finest

715. space-age couture.

716. And we will be joined

717. by our extra-special, far-out

718. guest judge,

719. the legendary Lily Tomlin.

720. - Lily motherfucking Tomlin.

721. You... you really... you don't get

722. better than that.

723. - All right, so until then,

724. live long and prosper.

725. - Just as we left it.

726. - We're back in the work room.

727. Today we're getting ready for

728. the runway,

729. and we're all gonna get

730. decked up

731. in our shiny, metallic,

732. futuristic realness.

733. Miss Manila?

734. - Yeah?

735. - My hair is sticking through

736. in that wig.

737. Can you trim it?

738. - What, shave your hair?

739. - No, I just need you

740. to just trim the back.

741. - Can't you get someone else,

742. like the Delta or someone,

743. that does hair to do it?

744. - Mimi starts asking

745. the other queens,

746. "Will someone come over

747. and shave my head?"

748. Girl, what if I shave my head?

749. - And maybe have, like,

750. a little piece of hair

751. hanging down on the side?

752. That would be cute.

753. And have, like, a little

754. spit curl in the front.

755. - Do you want

756. to shave it real quick?

757. - Oh, uh-uh.

758. I don't have time, babe.

759. - I understand going

760. the extra mile,

761. but this is nothing but Mimi

762. pulling another production.

763. Her name should be

764. Cimi Imfurst,

765. because every time

766. we turn around,

767. she's doing something

768. for someone

769. to "see me, see me, see me."

770. - I feel so vulnerable.

771. I didn't hit the mark

772. in the challenge.

773. I wish I would have spent

774. a little more time

775. memorizing my lines,

776. because I expected more

777. from myself.

778. I hate how this thing, like...

779. you know what I mean?

780. Like, how is that even

781. a tight bobbin?

782. Like, that is not even

783. gonna work.

784. Now my job is to amp up

785. what it is that I wear,

786. how I conduct myself

787. on the runway.

788. I need to basically give 300%,

789. not 100%,

790. 'cause it's just not enough.

791. Forget it. I'm using

792. somebody else's machine.

793. How cyborg.

794. - Yeah, right.

795. - Yeah, your look is gonna be

796. on point.

797. - We will see.

798. I am team leader.

799. You know, I want to make sure

800. everything's perfect.

801. I need it to be on point.

802. I'm, like, a fucking nerv...

803. I, like, never get nervous.

804. - Why was I the villain?

805. Do you think of me as a villain?

806. - Yeah.

807. - How so?

808. - You could be antagonistic

809. if you...

810. - Mimi, do you feel

811. that you worked well

812. with everyone in the group?

813. - I think so.

814. I think we had definitely

815. some clashing, but...

816. - Who clashed?

817. - I think you and I clashed,

818. girl.

819. - I think it's because

820. we both have

821. very strong personalities.

822. We both had an idea

823. of how we wanted the production

824. and our role to go.

825. But in the end,

826. you have to release

827. and trust each actor to be able

828. to take the role on

829. and put their own self into it.

830. - I'm really proud

831. of my performance

832. in the trailer.

833. I really think I hit it

834. out of the park.

835. - Shangela underestimated me,

836. but I know what I can do,

837. and now she does too.

838. So you're cool?

839. Me and you cool?

840. - Girl, we're always cool.

841. Listen, you can take nothing

842. personal in this life.

843. - Indeed.

844. - It has to be really severe.

845. - I look over, and Mimi puts on

846. this headpiece,

847. and I think she looks like

848. Uncle Fester

849. from Addams Family, honestly.

850. - Mimi looks ridiculous.

851. If that's what the future has

852. in hold for me

853. or for my kids

854. or for my grandkids,

855. I'm... I'm scared.

856. - Hey, guys.

857. Welcome to the main stage

858. of RuPaul's Drag Race.

859. So what do you think

860. of my dress?

861. Whoo-hoo!

862. - Are those pussy willows?

863. - They sure are.

864. Santino, you've got it

865. every time.

866. Michelle Visage.

867. - Yes, my darlin'.

868. - Are you ready to have a close

869. encounter of the drag kind?

870. - I am tweaking my knobs

871. and setting a course direct

872. for the Milky Way.

873. - Bring it.

874. - Alessandra Torresani.

875. My favorite Cylon.

876. You look gorgeous.

877. - You do as well.

878. - And the great Lily Tomlin

879. is here.

880. - Thank you, Ru.

881. - Now, this week, our girls made

882. their film debut

883. in the sci-fi saga

884. Drag Queens From Outer Space.

885. Now, decked out in their best

886. futurama glamorama,

887. they're ready for a blastoff.

888. Gentlemen, start your engines,

889. and may the best woman win!

890. Space age.

891. - When I dress up, I'm always

892. looking for perfection

893. and a complete look,

894. and that's my strength.

895. - Does that outfit come

896. with solar panels?

897. Get ready for Raja.

898. - Whoo!

899. - All right, Miss Raja.

900. - C-3PO's girlfriend.

901. - Yes.

902. - Any time I'm on the runway,

903. I'm sparkling.

904. I'm having a blast up there, and

905. I'm doing my robot runway.

906. - The queen who fell to Earth.

907. Up next...

908. Wow, look at those.

909. - Oh.

910. - You're gonna put

911. somebody's eyes out

912. with those things.

913. - I'm feeling 100% diva

914. in my whole space costume.

915. Very Gaga,

916. very Christina Aguilera,

917. very Britney

918. all mixed into one.

919. - She's a galaxy girl.

920. - Yes, she is.

921. Up next...

922. Oh, wow!

923. Flash Gordon does drag.

924. - I'm just trying to show

925. in the runway

926. that I'm a little Power Ranger,

927. and I am feeling on fire.

928. - Wonder Woman

929. from outer space.

930. Her clone does not sleep alone.

931. - I'm in a body suit,

932. for god's sakes.

933. Just having curves

934. and just being able to walk

935. down the runway

936. and have the judges look at you

937. made me feel really good.

938. - Danger, Will Robinson.

939. Stacy Layne Matthews

940. is on the run.

941. Next, Shangela.

942. - Ooh.

943. - Shangela's

944. a real bubble head.

945. - Captain Shangela.

946. - She's a Starship Trooper.

947. - So I'm on the runway,

948. and I'm, like, "Ooh,

949. this is super hot."

950. I feel so much more confident

951. hitting it the second time back.

952. - The queen

953. of the space cadets.

954. Beam me up.

955. Up next, Mimi Imfurst.

956. Supersonic.

957. - My headpiece is inspired by

958. the planet Krypton.

959. I'm just going

960. to make my look be

961. as out of this world

962. as possible.

963. - Oh!

964. - Oh, my god, those eyes.

965. - She's serving satellite TV.

966. Oh, my stars.

967. That's some kind of futuristic

968. chastity belt.

969. - So I'm on the runway, praying

970. I don't trip over these shoes,

971. 'cause they are a bitch

972. to walk in,

973. praying they like it.

974. But I'm feeling good.

975. - Kiss me. I dare ya.

976. From planet New Jersey...

977. She's blinding me with science.

978. - I'm walking that runway,

979. and I'm thinking,

980. "This hair better not come off,

981. "and I'm gonna keep my neck as

982. perched as I can,

983. "and I'll just shake my ass

984. a little bit

985. and just hope for the best."

986. - She's an astronaut.

987. - She's got a mind

988. for rocket science

989. but a body for sin.

990. Look who we have here.

991. Representing Atlanta, Mariah.

992. - Our hair looks very similar,

993. doesn't it?

994. - Yes, it does.

995. - I truly feel like supermodel

996. of the universe.

997. I am stomping that runway.

998. - She's not having any trouble

999. with her Tribbles.

1000. All right, Delta Work.

1001. She's giving us a total eclipse

1002. of the heart.

1003. - I'm hoping the judges are

1004. going to love the difference

1005. between what I'm wearing

1006. and the sort of

1007. metal-colored-inspired costumes

1008. that they're seeing.

1009. - She's a real Judy Jetsetter.

1010. Next up, Manila Luzon.

1011. That ensemble is just rocking

1012. my universe.

1013. - I'm coming down the runway,

1014. and I'm giving evil henchwoman

1015. realness.

1016. I kind of wanted to separate

1017. myself from the other girls,

1018. because I think a lot of girls

1019. kind of had, like,

1020. a similar look.

1021. - She's got a big dipper too.

1022. - She sure do.

1023. - Welcome, dolls.

1024. Now it's blockbuster time.

1025. Team Phoenix, let's take a look

1026. at your trailer.

1027. Help me, Boobarella.

1028. You're my only hope.

1029. - Whoo!

1030. - Delta Work as Boobarella.

1031. - I have a hunch things are

1032. about to get a little ugly.

1033. Twinbots, be on the lookout.

1034. We are on the lookout...

1035. for single guys.

1036. - Carmen Carrera and

1037. India Ferrah as the twinbots.

1038. Resetting course.

1039. - Prepare to tranny-port aboard

1040. in three...

1041. - Phoenix as Lady Tata.

1042. - Two, and one.

1043. Bimborella.

1044. You looking for these?

1045. Give us back those balls.

1046. - Sarlaccs!

1047. - Raja as Hermaphrodite.

1048. - No one can hear you

1049. lip-synching in space.

1050. Prepare to die.

1051. - [high-pitched babbling]

1052. - That's right, Tweaker.

1053. - And Manila Luzon as Tweaker.

1054. - Whoo!

1055. Shama-la-la-la-la bing bong.

1056. - Cute.

1057. Wonderful.

1058. - The other group

1059. was all over the map.

1060. I'm feeling really confident.

1061. I think we could win this thing.

1062. - Next up, Team Mariah.

1063. Let's take a look at the sequel.

1064. - Prepare to gag

1065. on my eleganza.

1066. - Mariah as Boobarella.

1067. There's something

1068. I want you to know!

1069. I am... your father.

1070. - Mimi Imfurst as

1071. Hermaphrodite.

1072. - And your mother!

1073. - Go fuck yourself.

1074. - I did!

1075. That's why I'm your father

1076. and your mother!

1077. - Ew!

1078. - Stacy Layne Matthews

1079. as Lady Tata.

1080. - The gas levels indicate

1081. that Uranus is burning.

1082. Hey, Tweaker.

1083. Stop flirting.

1084. You stop flirting.

1085. Shut up!

1086. No, you shut up.

1087. - Shangela and Alexis Mateo

1088. as the twinbots.

1089. - Tweaker, no!

1090. - Yara Sofia as Tweaker.

1091. Dragonauts, away!

1092. - Damn you, Boobarella...

1093. Ella... ella... ay... ay... ay.

1094. - I am so happy, 'cause I was

1095. so worried about my accent.

1096. But it actually came out

1097. very cute.

1098. I'm so proud of myself

1099. right now.

1100. - Ladies, the reviews are in.

1101. And based on your Drag Queens

1102. in Outer Space movie trailers,

1103. we've made some decisions.

1104. The winning team is...

1105. Team Mariah, Return to Uranus.

1106. Condragulations.

1107. You are all safe.

1108. - Thank you.

1109. - Yes!

1110. - But three of you emerged as

1111. breakout stars.

1112. Shangela.

1113. Alexis.

1114. The twinbots.

1115. Mimi Imfurst.

1116. - I'm feeling super confident.

1117. Comparing myself

1118. to everyone else in my group,

1119. I think that I stand a good

1120. chance of winning this one.

1121. - I can only choose one.

1122. Oh, damn the rules.

1123. Let's call it a tie.

1124. Shangela, Alexis,

1125. condragulations.

1126. You have won this challenge.

1127. Each of you will receive a set

1128. of hand-sculpted silicone

1129. breastplates

1130. courtesy of boobsforqueens.com.

1131. Did you hear that, Lily?

1132. Boobsforqueens.com.

1133. - Yes, I did.

1134. - However, neither one of you

1135. will be granted immunity

1136. next week.

1137. Team Mariah.

1138. Thank you, ladies.

1139. You may leave the stage.

1140. Team Phoenix.

1141. Each of you is up for

1142. elimination

1143. except, of course, for Raja.

1144. You have immunity.

1145. Now it's time

1146. for the judges' critiques.

1147. Let's start with Phoenix.

1148. What'd you think of Lady Tata?

1149. - I think you could have been

1150. a little zanier,

1151. especially with a name like

1152. Lady Tata.

1153. - I do believe that you were

1154. the weakest link in this cast.

1155. - You just didn't commit.

1156. Because you had fewer lines,

1157. you should have committed 150%

1158. just to show up everyone else.

1159. - India Ferrah.

1160. - I was very taken

1161. with your bosoms.

1162. I thought they were just

1163. completely believable...

1164. from this distance, anyway.

1165. - I love, love, love this look.

1166. - Thank you.

1167. - This is Judy Jetson

1168. does Vegas.

1169. - Thank you, India.

1170. All right, up next,

1171. Carmen Carrera.

1172. Now, Carmen, you're having some

1173. trouble with your headpiece.

1174. - This is, like, kind of

1175. a mixture of super glue

1176. and spray adhesive to my head.

1177. It's literally pulling the hairs

1178. out of my scalp.

1179. - It's such an extraordinary

1180. waistline.

1181. It's just incredible.

1182. You must have had a rib removed.

1183. - I think your outfit today

1184. is poorly conceived

1185. and poorly designed.

1186. - Carmen, stop relying

1187. on that body.

1188. - All right.

1189. Thank you, Carmen.

1190. Manila,

1191. tell us about your outfit.

1192. - I wanted to do, like, a

1193. really sexy, like, Grace Jones,

1194. Thierry Mugler-inspired,

1195. like, catsuit.

1196. - Well, you failed.

1197. - No, just joking.

1198. - I thought your character

1199. was great.

1200. - Thank you.

1201. - Very original and unexpected

1202. and totally committed.

1203. - Thanks, Manila.

1204. Delta Work!

1205. - You could've gone way out

1206. with that Boobarella character.

1207. You seemed more like a

1208. combination of divine and Dali.

1209. And I liked that.

1210. - What is futuristic

1211. about this look?

1212. It looks a little dated, and

1213. other than it being shiny,

1214. I don't see space.

1215. I don't see sci-fi.

1216. I don't see the future.

1217. - I sort of was inspired

1218. by the look of that 1950s

1219. and '60s feeling

1220. of what space-age would be.

1221. - Now, what about

1222. her performance as Boobarella?

1223. - In the performance aspect,

1224. you had to do

1225. a million things at once.

1226. I think for your first time

1227. on film,

1228. I think that was a very hard

1229. character for you to play,

1230. but you did listen to us.

1231. - All right, ladies.

1232. I want a piece of advice

1233. from you.

1234. Who should be going home

1235. tonight?

1236. Manila.

1237. - I think...

1238. Phoenix.

1239. She was our leader,

1240. and I think that the leader

1241. has to take responsibility.

1242. Carmen.

1243. - I kind of agree with Manila.

1244. She was our leader.

1245. - India.

1246. - Phoenix,

1247. one of the first things

1248. she actually told us to do

1249. was, you know, change our voices

1250. for our characters,

1251. so that's one of the things that

1252. I expected from her as well.

1253. - All right, Phoenix.

1254. - I think for you to come out

1255. in just a catsuit

1256. that I have 15 of,

1257. I don't really think

1258. that's worth $75,000.

1259. - But you're wearing

1260. a catsuit.

1261. - I think that I've got

1262. so much more of a $75,000 look.

1263. - Manila, is there something

1264. you want to say

1265. about your $75,000 catsuit?

1266. - I got this made for $100,

1267. so I guess I could make

1268. 75... uh, hundred.

1269. - Do the math, honey.

1270. - I'm Asian,

1271. but I don't do math.

1272. Sorry.

1273. - All right.

1274. All right, Delta,

1275. it's your turn.

1276. Who do you think should go home

1277. tonight?

1278. - Based on the runway

1279. presentation,

1280. I would say myself.

1281. - All right, Raja.

1282. - I just don't like the idea of

1283. the possibility

1284. of my friend leaving,

1285. 'cause Delta and I...

1286. I was so excited to see my

1287. very good friend here with me

1288. in this process.

1289. I hope that if she has to

1290. lip-synch for her life,

1291. that she fucking lip-syncs

1292. for her motherlife.

1293. You know what I'm saying?

1294. - Amen.

1295. - Thank you, Raja.

1296. Thank you, ladies.

1297. Now, while you untuck in

1298. The Interior Illusions Lounge,

1299. the judges and I will

1300. deliberate.

1301. You may leave the stage.

1302. All right, ladies, ladies.

1303. Just between us girls,

1304. let's start with Phoenix.

1305. - I was gagging.

1306. She was horrible, and she didn't

1307. look very good either.

1308. - She was definitely nervous

1309. the whole time.

1310. - But her runway ensemble today

1311. looked really futuristic

1312. and great.

1313. - India Ferrah.

1314. - Well, I liked her costume.

1315. It was nicely pulled together

1316. and interesting.

1317. - I was saying, are we gonna

1318. see the boobs every time?

1319. - I have a feeling, yes.

1320. - Yeah?

1321. - On to Carmen.

1322. - I didn't think her costume

1323. was well designed.

1324. - It's a bikini with a corset.

1325. - She came out, and she had

1326. her sort of head pulled down

1327. so that the thing... I thought

1328. she had osteoporosis.

1329. - You wanted to give her

1330. some calcium.

1331. - Yes!

1332. Is she out of her league?

1333. - She needs to step up

1334. her game.

1335. - Now Manila.

1336. She took what could have been

1337. a disaster of a role,

1338. and she ran with it.

1339. - Oh, yeah.

1340. She was great.

1341. - Delta Work.

1342. When she described what she was

1343. doing, a retro look,

1344. I understood it.

1345. It's just the execution of it

1346. wasn't well done.

1347. Did she have trouble

1348. with her dialog?

1349. - She did indeed.

1350. We had to go over that

1351. quite a few times.

1352. But she really wanted to get it

1353. right, bless her heart.

1354. She wasn't like...

1355. Like, she really was listening

1356. and really took the direction.

1357. I thought we were happy

1358. with some of the decisions

1359. she made as an actress.

1360. - Now, the decisions she made

1361. as a stylist

1362. on the runway tonight,

1363. not so much?

1364. - She's contacting

1365. a different person in her head.

1366. - Yeah.

1367. - It didn't look Judy Jetson.

1368. - I felt like when she was

1369. standing next to everybody else,

1370. she felt, like, almost sheepish.

1371. - Silence!

1372. Bring back my girls.

1373. Welcome back, ladies.

1374. I've made some decisions.

1375. Raja, you have immunity.

1376. - Yes, I do.

1377. - You're safe.

1378. - Thanks.

1379. - Manila, you had us at...

1380. Condragulations.

1381. You're safe.

1382. - Thank you.

1383. - Phoenix, now, as team leader

1384. and Lady Tata,

1385. you let us down.

1386. I'm sorry, my dear, but you are

1387. up for elimination.

1388. - I do not want to go home

1389. up against people that are

1390. not as good as I am.

1391. - India Ferrah.

1392. Condragulations, you are safe.

1393. Carmen.

1394. Your runway presentation was

1395. weak and lacked vision.

1396. Delta,

1397. your Boobarella was curvaceous,

1398. but your look on the main stage

1399. left us flat.

1400. Carmen...

1401. you're safe.

1402. - Thank you.

1403. - Delta, my dear, I'm sorry,

1404. but you are up for elimination.

1405. - I knew that Ru was gonna

1406. announce me

1407. to lip-sync for my life.

1408. I don't know that I should have

1409. been there,

1410. but I didn't think our entire

1411. team should have been there.

1412. I mean, I thought it was a load

1413. of crap.

1414. - Two queens stand before me.

1415. Ladies, this is your last chance

1416. to impress me

1417. and save yourselves

1418. from elimination.

1419. The time has come for you

1420. to lip-sync

1421. for your life.

1422. Good luck,

1423. and don't fuck it up.

1424. - Get it, bitch.

1425. I want them to see the fire

1426. that is in my eyes right now.

1427. - I see Phoenix, you know,

1428. copying a few of Gaga's moves,

1429. and I think that's just poor

1430. entertainment, honestly.

1431. Don't copy anyone else.

1432. And Delta was being herself,

1433. and, you know, not trying to be

1434. Lady Gaga.

1435. - I'm not trying to be shady

1436. in any way,

1437. but Phoenix is a man

1438. doing movements.

1439. - Whoo!

1440. - Wow.

1441. - Phoenix.

1442. Delta.

1443. I have made my decision.

1444. Delta Work.

1445. Shantay, you stay.

1446. Thank you very much.

1447. - I'm so happy.

1448. - Phoenix.

1449. Rising from the ashes.

1450. For a great queen like you,

1451. this is just the beginning.

1452. Now sashay away.

1453. - Thank you so much.

1454. Thank you.

1455. - We love you.

1456. - For me to go home and some of

1457. these people remain

1458. is very crazy to me,

1459. especially when I look

1460. at certain people

1461. in this competition

1462. that definitely are not the best

1463. that America has to offer.

1464. - Ladies, remember,

1465. if you can't love yourself,

1466. how in the hell you gonna love

1467. somebody else?

1468. Can I get an "amen" in here?

1469. Amen!

1470. - Now let the music play.

1471. Grand prize contributed in part

1472. by AlAndChuck.travel.