RuPaul's Drag Race 3x13

1. - Previously on

2. RuPaul's Drag Race...

3. I want you to meet some real

4. athletes.

5. - Come on in, babies!

6. Come on in!

7. Whoo!

8. Divas, divas, here we go!

9. Safe sex is the way to go!

10. - Keep your pecker clean, man!

11. - Have a rubber catch

12. that semen!

13. Protection is the key!

14. No, no, no bareback.

15. Safe sex. Whoo!

16. - Manila, you served up

17. two china dolls.

18. Condragulations.

19. You are the winner of this

20. week's challenge.

21. - Yah!

22. - Ladies, I've made my decision.

23. Raja...

24. Shante, you stay.

25. - Carmen Carrera,

26. baby, you don't make it easy

27. to say good-bye.

28. Now, sashay away.

29. And tonight the dolls hit

30. the jackpot...

31. - What?

32. - And go for broke.

33. It is time for the most

34. expensive challenge in RuPaul's

35. Drag Race her-story.

36. With extra-special guest

37. judges La Toya Jackson

38. and Gigi Levangie Grazer.

39. The winner of

40. RuPaul's Drag Race

41. will receive a lifetime supply

42. of Kryolan professional makeup,

43. headline Logo's Drag Race tour,

44. featuring cocktails perfected

45. by Absolut, and a cash prize of

46. $75,000.

47. And may the best woman win.

48. - Top four again!

49. - Yoo-hoo!

50. - Déja vu.

51. Carmen left the competition.

52. I love Carmen, but, darling,

53. at this point, it's you or me.

54. Oh, there's a message.

55. - Good-bye again.

56. Best of luck to everyone.

57. Turn it out and don't be

58. a sprepper.

59. - Don't be a sprepper.

60. Sprepper is this combination

61. of Sprite and Dr. Pepper.

62. It's sweet, but it's not

63. delicious.

64. - Raja, it's your turn.

65. - I've never done this before.

66. You guys have all done this

67. before I have.

68. Oh, BGB, girl.

69. Bye, girl, bye.

70. See ya later, Carmen.

71. I'll give ya a call.

72. I lost my cherry to being the

73. bottom two.

74. - Finally, people.

75. - Did you cry?

76. - I did a little bit.

77. I thought I was gonna go home

78. because of some guy that I'd

79. only known for two days.

80. It was pretty close.

81. It was almost me.

82. My only game plan at this point

83. is just to kick everyone's

84. asses, and I'm so close.

85. I am so close.

86. - Ooh, girl, you've got

87. she-mail.

88. Hey, big spenders.

89. Hey!

90. - I own everything.

91. Or at least I act like I do.

92. You gotta fake it till you

93. make it, honey.

94. - Yes, ma'am.

95. - Get that coin, girl.

96. 'Cause if you don't,

97. there ain't nothing going on

98. but the rent.

99. - What?

100. - What?

101. - Prostitution.

102. - Hello, hello, hello!

103. - My ladies.

104. - You know, most drag

105. performers make their money

106. in tips, but to be America's

107. next drag superstar, you need

108. to make your moola selling it

109. to the masses.

110. Now, for today's mini challenge,

111. you'll become host for the

112. newest, hottest home shopping

113. channel... RuVC.

114. - You'll each have three

115. minutes to pitch one product,

116. an item you choose from your

117. own drag, and the one queen

118. who convinces me to order

119. her product will win.

120. You've got 20 minutes to put

121. together a quick drag

122. spokesqueen look.

123. And I'll see you on RuVC.

124. All right.

125. - Oh, my god.

126. Ah!

127. - Everybody in the room

128. including me look a mess.

129. Raja looks like Rainbow Brite.

130. Manila actually was pretty

131. with less makeup.

132. And Yara, I don't even have

133. a clue.

134. - The first thing I thought of

135. was you're not my tucker.

136. It's fresh out of my own drag.

137. It's something that I rely on

138. most often,

139. and why not sell it?

140. - I don't know if I look good in

141. brown hair, but...

142. - What are you wearing?

143. - Welcome to RuVC.

144. I wanna tell you about a product

145. today that has aromatherapeutic

146. powers, healing powers,

147. it can feminize you,

148. it could increase your libido.

149. Be right back. My gaff.

150. You take this part that would

151. normally cover your genitals,

152. and you stretch it over your

153. face, and it has invigorating

154. powers that immediately wakes

155. you up.

156. That's $6,934, uh, 60 clams

157. from a tribe in Africa,

158. and 4 goats, and you, too,

159. can own this... Raja's gaff.

160. Start ordering, everyone.

161. - Hi, my name is Manila Luzon.

162. You may have seen me on such

163. shows as RuPaul's Drag Race

164. or Cops.

165. I'm here to tell you about

166. this new product Man-ila.

167. You can use it for hair,

168. tabletop cleaner,

169. makeup finisher,

170. when you get these, like,

171. horrible runs in your nylons.

172. If you call right now,

173. we'll send you this free travel

174. cap that goes on top.

175. Thank you. Good-bye!

176. - Hi, America. I'm Yara Sofia.

177. It's kind of hard to find

178. the perfect hair.

179. And you can wear a perfect

180. pop-it-on.

181. See how gorgeous it is?

182. You can wear it like this,

183. and you can put it like this,

184. you can scrub yourself,

185. your body.

186. You know, we are drag queens.

187. You can use the pop-it-on

188. to clean your table.

189. Only 100 payments of $1.

190. You have to buy the pop-it-on.

191. Now, bye.

192. - My name is Alexis Mateo,

193. and I have a secret that I wanna

194. share with you... the hip pad.

195. If you always want the perfect

196. body but you cannot have it,

197. I got the magic solution

198. for you.

199. They are handmade

200. and hand-painted just by me.

201. For only two payments of $19.95.

202. But wait. If you call right now

203. in the last ten seconds,

204. I'm gonna give you handmade pads

205. for your ass Alexis.

206. The booty, the pads, everything

207. that you need to be a complete

208. drag queen for only two payments

209. of $19.95.

210. This is Alexis Mateo for RuVC.

211. - Hi.

212. Hi!

213. - Wow, wow. Ooh!

214. What do we have here?

215. Let's see what I ordered.

216. This is always so exciting.

217. - Yeah!

218. - Open it, open it, open it.

219. [cheer, applaud]

220. - It's a pop-it-on!

221. - A pop-it-on!

222. Say what, the pop-it-on!

223. Ah, she bought the pop-it-on!

224. Finally I... I win the mini

225. challenge.

226. - Yara, your prize for winning

227. the mini challenge is...

228. $1 million.

229. - What?

230. Gee! Whoo!

231. - Well, well, actually,

232. darling, it's 1 million Ru

233. dollars.

234. - Oh!

235. - Yes.

236. - What happened?

237. - Now, the pit crew was up

238. all night cooking up this dough

239. at Cat Print.

240. While these may not pay your

241. bills, they could come in handy

242. a little later, because it is

243. time for the most expensive

244. challenge in RuPaul's Drag Race

245. her-story!

246. This week we are throwing

247. a make-dat-money ball,

248. and each of you will have to

249. come up with a portfolio

250. of three different looks

251. that you could take to the bank,

252. honey.

253. First category... Swimsuit Body

254. Beautiful.

255. You need to create a bathing

256. suit hot enough to attract

257. a billionaire.

258. Second category...

259. Cocktail Attire After 5:00.

260. You need to create a flirty,

261. short dress where all that

262. glitters is gold.

263. Third category... Evening Gown

264. Eleganza.

265. - Work.

266. - Using 21/2 million Ru paper

267. dollars,

268. you need to create a dress that

269. literally screams money.

270. Yara, because you won the mini

271. challenge,

272. you have an extra million

273. dollars to play with.

274. Gentlemen, start your engines.

275. And may the best woman win.

276. - We have three challenges

277. in a row that have multiple

278. looks for the runway.

279. Like, are you exhausted?

280. 'Cause I'm exhausted.

281. - I feel like I'm a glamorous

282. sweatshop worker, if you will.

283. - That's just 'cause you're

284. Asian.

285. - Have you ever made a

286. swimsuit before?

287. - No, I haven't...

288. I've never made one.

289. - What're you gonna do

290. for a swimsuit?

291. - A gold swimsuit.

292. All I hear from the judges

293. all the time is that my body's

294. not right, that my walk is not

295. right, that my hair is not

296. right.

297. I cannot please all the judges,

298. but that doesn't define

299. who I am.

300. I mean, there's nothing wrong

301. with my body at all.

302. Probably something wrong with

303. Michelle's and Santino's body,

304. but it's not... nothing wrong

305. with my body.

306. I'm just the girl that wears

307. the pads and the titties

308. in the show.

309. - Alexis mentions her

310. insecurity coming in,

311. and it's all in her head,

312. I think.

313. - But they're not, like,

314. sleeping on you, Alexis.

315. Like, they love you.

316. You have a great personality.

317. - It's just bullshit.

318. I don't know.

319. It doesn't make any sense to me.

320. - Why are you saying that

321. the judges are against you?

322. You have win three challenges,

323. girl.

324. - Now because of that,

325. I'm gonna get all fucked up.

326. - Fuck glue gun.

327. - Did you burn yourself?

328. - Fuck, fuck.

329. - Today's main challenge

330. is to make three distinct

331. money looks... uh, a swimsuit,

332. a cocktail dress, and an evening

333. gown... for Ru's make-dat-money

334. ball.

335. - Where's the only

336. fucking glue gun?

337. - We're stressed out, 'cause

338. it's gonna be a long day, honey.

339. - Some craziness.

340. I know there's a lot of people

341. that think that I'm gonna do

342. wrong in this challenge.

343. I don't have a clue

344. how this is gonna turn out.

345. I have never worked with this

346. kind of material, and every time

347. I try hard, I get shit.

348. - Girl! That... oh, maybe you

349. wanna start over.

350. - Um, I hate it.

351. I think we're all in a great

352. panic at this point.

353. There's very, very little time,

354. and I can feel the stress

355. in the room.

356. Oh, I hate starting over.

357. I can't stand this anymore.

358. - Hello, hello, hello!

359. - Hola!

360. - Are you ready for the

361. make-dat-money ball?

362. - Yes.

363. - Not yet.

364. - Hi, Alexis.

365. - Hi, Ru!

366. - Does this challenge frighten

367. you at all?

368. - Yeah, I am worried about it.

369. Like, it's so difficult.

370. I'm not a pro.

371. I'm not a designer.

372. - Okay, all right.

373. So, are you gonna do a whole

374. gold storyline here?

375. - You know what, Ru,

376. I have no clue what I want

377. to show on the stage.

378. I'm talking to Ru,

379. and it was not going well.

380. That scares me a lot.

381. - Who's your biggest

382. competition?

383. - It is Yara.

384. Yara have everything that I love

385. in a drag queen.

386. Her mind is very high-fashion,

387. and her personality is so,

388. so big.

389. Plus she's Puerto Rican.

390. - Uh-huh.

391. - So, if I don't win this

392. competition, another

393. Puerto Rican should be crowned.

394. All right, get back to work.

395. - Thank you, Ru!

396. - All right.

397. Yara Sofia.

398. - Hi!

399. - Tell me about money.

400. Are you free-spending,

401. or are you very frugal?

402. - I'm very free-spending.

403. - I'm broke, but I'm still

404. fabulous.

405. - If you win the $75,000,

406. are you just gonna spend it?

407. - I am gonna move probably

408. to the states.

409. Puerto Rico, it's hard to find a

410. job.

411. - It's hard to find a job here

412. too.

413. - Yes, I know, but it...

414. in Puerto Rico, it's more hard.

415. - Do you make a living

416. making dresses?

417. - Yes. My inspiration

418. is Bob Mackie.

419. - You could be the next

420. Bob Mackie.

421. We need another Bob Mackie.

422. We need more wearable art.

423. - Mm-hmm.

424. I want to risk the American

425. dream.

426. I want to make my own line

427. of clothes.

428. And that's why I'm here, I'm...

429. because I love drag,

430. I love to make dresses.

431. This is my life.

432. - Ooh!

433. Look how delicious.

434. All this money.

435. You've been in the competition

436. for a long time.

437. Are you surprised that you've

438. lasted so long?

439. - Well, no, I knew that, like,

440. I was gonna be in for the long

441. haul.

442. I just didn't know you were

443. gonna bring all these girls and

444. have all these extra challenges.

445. - So, is it safe to say you

446. didn't come to the competition

447. to make friends, you came

448. to win?

449. - Uh, well, both.

450. I love meeting new people,

451. so I'm gonna make a lot of

452. friends, but if I have to stab

453. them in the back, I mean,

454. whatever.

455. Well, hello, Raja.

456. - Hi, sexy lady.

457. - What are you working on now?

458. - Well, I'm basically making

459. an armature for a top hat made

460. out of coins and cash.

461. - Oh, wow.

462. Do you have enough time

463. to do something like that?

464. - I think so.

465. - All right. Now, tell me

466. something about the swimsuit.

467. - I wanna show my skinny body

468. and do just a bikini.

469. - How do you stay so skinny?

470. - I work out. I do Pilates and

471. yoga.

472. And with my, uh, $75,000 that

473. I win, I'll finally get

474. my gastric bypass.

475. - All right, ladies,

476. gather around.

477. All right, there's one more

478. thing that will make this week's

479. main challenge even richer.

480. - Ah, no!

481. - I want you to choreograph

482. a group number that will kick

483. off the make-dat-money ball.

484. - On top of all this?

485. Oh, my god, I'm gonna die.

486. - Now, Yara, since you won

487. the mini challenge,

488. you're in charge.

489. Oh, and you'll be shaking

490. your moneymakers to the song

491. Just Wanna Dance

492. by Miss La Toya Jackson,

493. because tomorrow on the main

494. stage, back again at my personal

495. request, we'll be joined by

496. Miss La Toya herself.

497. Yay.

498. - And our extra-special guest

499. judge will be the New York Times

500. best-selling author

501. Gigi Levangie Grazer.

502. - Cool. Yay.

503. - All right, ladies,

504. time is money, so get to work.

505. And, remember, don't fuck it up.

506. - Oh, my god!

507. - You have to measure your...

508. your size, and you have to make

509. the mannequin for you,

510. 'cause it will take your shape.

511. - Alexis, is your fit gonna be

512. immaculate?

513. - You know what, I'm looking

514. like the way I want it to look.

515. If they like it, they like it.

516. If they don't like it, oh, well.

517. I'm completely freaking out

518. right now.

519. I was feeling stressed out,

520. and I cannot do the challenge,

521. and it's horrible.

522. You get to a point when you

523. cannot control your feelings

524. anymore.

525. I just want this to be over.

526. I just wanna go home.

527. - When I see Alexis packing,

528. what the fuck are you doing?

529. What are you doing?

530. - I am tired, I'm exhausted,

531. and to see Alexis packing,

532. it makes me feel angry.

533. - What's going on with, um,

534. Alexis?

535. - She's trying to give up.

536. I don't know.

537. - She's over it?

538. - She's trying to leave

539. the competition.

540. - Alexis gave up and left this

541. competition.

542. It's a very, very dark moment.

543. - I don't know where...

544. where is she? Where is she?

545. - I don't know.

546. I have had, like, meltdowns

547. and freak-outs, and I'm trying

548. to hold myself together, because

549. at any moment, it could happen.

550. Like, the pressure is so intense

551. right now.

552. - She told me, like, she gained

553. weight, and sometimes it's so

554. hard to make clothes for her.

555. - We have no time.

556. - No time!

557. - We have to do three outfits.

558. - It's frustrating for me,

559. 'cause I don't want to be

560. uncomfortable.

561. - Anyway, well, guess I'm

562. gonna start putting shit

563. on my dress.

564. I decided to, like, whip out

565. Sahara's picture because

566. it's like seeing my boyfriend is

567. a really great reminder

568. of why I'm here.

569. - Girl, what's going on with

570. that picture?

571. - Oh, It's Sahara Davenport.

572. The most beautiful drag queen

573. after RuPaul.

574. - Do you miss her?

575. - Fuck yeah, I miss the bitch.

576. - Cute.

577. - You know, I think I've tried

578. sewing a dress before,

579. with a slit in the side, and it

580. didn't work out.

581. So I don't know why I'm trying

582. this again.

583. Bitch man is not the tea.

584. Stress, stress, stress.

585. - Ay!

586. You're scaring me.

587. You're a psycho bitch.

588. - It was just... I don't know.

589. I decided to stay in this

590. competition all the way

591. till the end.

592. I'm here, bitches. I am here.

593. I didn't came here to just

594. give up in the top four.

595. I came here to be America's

596. next drag superstar.

597. - Drama, girl.

598. - So, girls,

599. let's get... dance, girl!

600. It's time to go to rehearsal.

601. - Just 'cause RuPaul put you

602. in charge doesn't mean you have

603. to yell at us.

604. - I decide to split the

605. choreography between Alexis

606. and me, 'cause we have a great

607. connection and Alexis is

608. a good dancer.

609. - Here we go.

610. - Whoo! The coins!

611. - Get your coins, girl.

612. - Um, let's begin.

613. - What are we gonna do?

614. - Manila seems a little bit

615. terrified,

616. but so am I, so we're in this

617. together.

618. - First step.

619. Step with the right...

620. Shoulder, out.

621. Boom, bam.

622. Five, six, seven, eight, we do

623. this in line.

624. And we get out of the line.

625. We go back in line,

626. and we gonna repeat that again.

627. - Perfect.

628. - Whoo! Okay.

629. - Good job, darling.

630. Outsides all yours.

631. I told you, she's good.

632. - Here we go! And step.

633. Again, we got it, we got it, we

634. got it.

635. - I'm lost, I'm so lost.

636. Oh, what happened?

637. Oh, wait, what am I doing?

638. - Wait a minute.

639. - Wait, sorry.

640. What am I doing? Am I following

641. you?

642. I'm doing the opposite of you

643. now, right?

644. - I'm still doing that?

645. I haven't done a choreographed

646. routine in such a long time.

647. I'm terrified.

648. - It's easy.

649. - Once I get this, you guys

650. better watch out.

651. - Okay.

652. - Oh, girl, you're gonna have to

653. catch up,

654. because it's not that difficult

655. to understand, so get it

656. together, bitch.

657. Hands up.

658. Then we going to the left,

659. to the right,

660. and go all the way to your ass.

661. Shakin' my ass.

662. - Yeah, darling!

663. - Shake your ass.

664. - Yeah!

665. - Manila, Manila, just shake

666. your back.

667. - Yeah, we just shake the ass.

668. - How are you doing that?

669. - I'm moving, I'm moving.

670. - I don't know how to do this.

671. - The cha-cha is inside all of

672. you.

673. Hey, I want to do this.

674. It's like...

675. We supposed to be touching each

676. other's back.

677. - Oh, hey, girls.

678. - Five, six, seven, eight.

679. Boom!

680. Don't leave the back.

681. Don't leave the back.

682. No, no, what are you doing,

683. Manila?

684. - Again.

685. - Can we do this?

686. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

687. - Can we just not put it in

688. front of our faces?

689. 'Cause I don't want to block

690. this mug.

691. - Hey, hey, watch out!

692. - I'm not really a dancer,

693. and so picking up choreography

694. is like not the easiest thing

695. for me to do.

696. We're down to the final four.

697. I don't want to fuck this up,

698. so...

699. Awesome, guys.

700. Go team.

701. - This is gonna be a mess.

702. - Money morning!

703. - Money, money, money,

704. money, money, money.

705. - Oh, my god.

706. Feel like I should've just had a

707. bed here.

708. - I know. Like, what was the

709. point of even going back home?

710. - We haven't sleep or nothing.

711. - There's a lot of pressure,

712. and it's really important for me

713. to do a great job on this

714. challenge, because it's one of

715. our last challenges.

716. And if I don't do a good job,

717. I'm gonna be in the bottom two

718. again.

719. All right.

720. - You guys, did we use every

721. single glue stick there is?

722. - Yes.

723. - Yes, we did. See?

724. - Did you use the extra

725. million dollars?

726. - Yes, except for...

727. - Everything?

728. - Except for this one.

729. - Wow.

730. - 'Cause I wanted a big one.

731. - That's a lot of dress, honey.

732. - Yara's is way too

733. complicated.

734. And I understand avant-garde,

735. but it's just really crazy.

736. If she were to sit down in it,

737. it would look like a pile of

738. garbage.

739. Yara, it's like a tropical

740. garden.

741. It's really huge.

742. - I don't care if

743. the other girls will like it.

744. I'm focused on my stuff.

745. RuPaul is gonna love it.

746. - Who's top three?

747. - I would like to be me,

748. Yara, and Alexis.

749. - Manila, you think it's gonna

750. be easier for you to win

751. the competition if Raja's gone?

752. - If it all goes correctly,

753. then I should be in the top

754. three.

755. - If you don't make the top

756. three,

757. the decision is incorrect.

758. - Sure.

759. I put so much energy into this

760. competition from day one,

761. and I feel like I really worked

762. my hands to the bone,

763. and I need to be in the top

764. three.

765. It's just so close.

766. - The top three gonna be me,

767. Raja, and Yara.

768. - Never, never, never

769. in a million years.

770. Where's Manila going?

771. - Home. After tonight.

772. - Hey.

773. - I deserve it.

774. I want Alexis in the top three.

775. And the other one, I don't know.

776. - Since Manila and I had a...

777. had a pretty close relationship

778. throughout this competition,

779. I would like to see her there.

780. - I deserve it, motherfuckers.

781. I'm gonna make the top three,

782. because I worked very hard

783. for this, and I'm gonna let them

784. have it!

785. - And what?

786. Hey, guys!

787. Welcome to the main stage

788. of RuPaul's Drag Race.

789. Hey, Michelle, you like?

790. - I love.

791. - Mike Ruiz, you look like

792. a million dollars.

793. - Oh, so do you.

794. - Well, you know, as Dolly

795. says, "it takes a lot of money

796. to look this cheap."

797. - Gigi Levangie Grazer,

798. how does a Hollywood wife make

799. her money?

800. - Well, we earn it the

801. old-fashioned way, RuPaul...

802. through divorce.

803. - L.A. Toya, you're back by my

804. request.

805. - And I will do anything for

806. you, Ru, you know that.

807. - Oh, honey, that's big money,

808. La Toya, if you ask me.

809. - This week our queens

810. were challenged to create

811. three million-dollar looks

812. for the make-dat-money ball.

813. To kick things off,

814. they're gonna make it rain

815. to La Toya Jackson's

816. Just Wanna Dance.

817. Gentlemen, start your engines.

818. And may the best woman win.

819. Category is Swimsuit Body

820. Beautiful, and they will be

821. performing to La Toya's song

822. Just Wanna Dance.

823. - Oh! Oh! Oh!

824. - Wow!

825. - Whoo!

826. - Amazing!

827. The gold-diggers of 2011.

828. Category is Cocktail Attire

829. after 5:00.

830. Yara Sofia.

831. - She's the merry widow,

832. ready for her next husband.

833. - Yes.

834. - It's like she's getting ready

835. for Liberace's funeral.

836. - Uh-huh.

837. - My cocktail dress is inspired

838. by Nina Ricci, like,

839. very Evita Peron,

840. very sophisticated, very dark.

841. - And I love the gloves on her.

842. - It's very film noir.

843. - The widow wore gold.

844. Up next, Alexis Mateo.

845. - Ooh!

846. - Goldfinger.

847. - Ooh!

848. - With my cocktail dress,

849. I think about myself.

850. Alexis always cha-cha.

851. That's what the dress is.

852. I'm not gonna change myself

853. for nobody else.

854. I'm just gonna walk the dress,

855. and I know it looks sickening

856. on me.

857. - The Golden Globes.

858. - It's like two canned hams

859. under a blanket, fighting it

860. out.

861. - Really, yes. Ooh, I love ham.

862. Manila.

863. - Hey, girl, hey!

864. - All right!

865. - Lots of attitude.

866. This reminds me of a disco.

867. - Well, I don't know about Ru,

868. but I take my disco nap

869. at 5:00 P.M., so this is going

870. to be an after-5:00-A.M. Look,

871. yes, and, honey, I am still

872. partying, and I'm about to go

873. to the after-party, honey.

874. - New year's eve 1984.

875. - Oh, my god.

876. '80s in the San Fernando Valley.

877. - For the love of money.

878. Up next, Raja.

879. Ooh, Raja and the gold rush.

880. - The look for my cocktail

881. dress is a little bit heiress,

882. and it's a little eccentric.

883. - I own everything, and I

884. bought it on my American Express

885. Gold card, darling.

886. Category is million-dollar

887. Evening Gown Eleganza.

888. Yara Sofia.

889. - She blew her cash wad.

890. - Yes.

891. It's Marie Antoinette.

892. - Cha-ching.

893. - I'm doing my runway,

894. and I feel like a queen,

895. and it feels so great.

896. I feel so powerful.

897. The avant-garde for me

898. is everything.

899. - She's got the credit cards

900. in there too.

901. - Her whole safety deposit box.

902. - Suze Orman called.

903. She wants her Fico score back.

904. - Up next, Alexis Mateo.

905. - Goddess of the sea.

906. - Yes. Yes, like scales.

907. - They're like fish scales.

908. - I wanted to look like a

909. mermaid.

910. I wanted to look like tropical,

911. flowers, colors.

912. I wanted to look very pageant

913. as well.

914. - It's like the Little Mermaid

915. meets Lil' Kim.

916. - Yes, it is!

917. Mo' money, mo' problems.

918. You can bet your bottom dollar,

919. and I do mean bottom.

920. Manila.

921. - Imelda markup.

922. - Imelda markup, that's right.

923. - It's better than a markdown.

924. - For my evening gown made of

925. money, the judges are really

926. liking my look.

927. I think my hair is just so big

928. that they have to love it.

929. I mean, come on, who doesn't

930. love a drag queen with gigantic

931. hair?

932. - She looks like a Texas

933. tycoon's wife.

934. - Yes!

935. Black gold.

936. Texas tea!

937. - I think her economy

938. just double-dipped.

939. Up next, Raja.

940. - Wow.

941. - Ow!

942. - Ultimately I had this idea

943. of this 1930s sort of starlet,

944. and she is going on a train

945. to the Hearst castle to meet up

946. with all of her fancy buddies,

947. and I think it looks fantastic.

948. I think I look like an exotic

949. bird.

950. - She owns the world.

951. - If I had the dollars...

952. - Very Linda Evangelista.

953. - All the honeys making money.

954. Welcome, ladies.

955. It's time for the judges'

956. critiques.

957. Yara Sofia.

958. - Yes?

959. - Penny for your thoughts.

960. This is my inspiration,

961. from Alexander McQueen.

962. - Yes.

963. - And the hair is my trademark.

964. My pop-it-ons.

965. - Your pop-it-ons.

966. - But this time covered

967. in money.

968. - Yara, you are absolutely

969. gorgeous.

970. - Thank you.

971. - I do think that it's

972. a bit busy.

973. All the gold necklace and then

974. the gold going into the bustier,

975. with the hair and the necklace,

976. it's almost like that.

977. - Your cocktail dress

978. presentation was a little

979. morose, and I would've hoped

980. that you would've been a little

981. more effervescent, you know,

982. on every level.

983. - Up next, Alexis Mateo.

984. - I love what you've done

985. to this dress.

986. This is why I know you could've

987. done something much better

988. with the bathing suit than

989. what I saw.

990. - And it's pretty much the same

991. for your cocktail dress.

992. I think it was just a little

993. too simple for me.

994. - When you came out in

995. the bathing suit, I thought,

996. I'm so glad she got rid of Ike.

997. - That Tina Turner wig was

998. fabulous. I loved it.

999. - The problem with the swimsuit

1000. for me was that it was too

1001. abuelita.

1002. It was too grandma.

1003. And because it was cut low,

1004. it made you look bulky.

1005. - All right, up next, Manila.

1006. - Hi, judges.

1007. - Now, tell us about this dress.

1008. It looks like Beverly Hills

1009. shrubbery.

1010. - You know, at the end of

1011. the night when you open your

1012. drag bag to see all your tips...

1013. - Yes.

1014. - They're all crumpled

1015. and sweaty, and so I thought

1016. that it would be kind of

1017. interesting to, like, tear up

1018. money and crumple them,

1019. and then, um, glue them on here.

1020. - When I look at the pink

1021. flower in your hair,

1022. it's absolutely gorgeous.

1023. It enhances your color tones.

1024. I did feel and think your hair

1025. was a little bit too big.

1026. - How dare you!

1027. - I'm a drag queen!

1028. - Well, I loved your swimsuit

1029. presentation.

1030. It was very Saint-Tropez,

1031. French Riviera.

1032. It was very Samantha Jones,

1033. you know, goes to the Hamptons.

1034. I loved it.

1035. - It all worked.

1036. It was thought out, and it was

1037. executed beautifully.

1038. - The cocktail attire,

1039. very Mahogany, very Diana Ross.

1040. I wanna go to that cocktail

1041. party.

1042. - All right, up next, Raja.

1043. - Hi.

1044. - When you walk out,

1045. you act as if you own the stage,

1046. and I wanna focus on you,

1047. because you give me, you demand

1048. that attention from me.

1049. And that's what I love about

1050. you.

1051. But your after-5:00 to me

1052. was so plain.

1053. It was so simple.

1054. It was so ordinary.

1055. The entire outfit, to be quite

1056. frank with you, reminded me of

1057. a Pointer sister.

1058. - All right, ladies,

1059. here's the $75,000 question...

1060. why do you deserve to be crowned

1061. America's next drag superstar?

1062. Let's start with Yara.

1063. - I'm so broke.

1064. - Uh, I don't have anything in

1065. my bank.

1066. My credit card is over...

1067. is overdrawn, and I need money

1068. to... to move to the states,

1069. and I would like to live

1070. the American dream.

1071. I have charisma, uniqueness,

1072. nerve, and talent.

1073. I have everything.

1074. I'm the full package.

1075. - All right, Alexis,

1076. same question.

1077. - I think I deserve to be

1078. America's next drag superstar

1079. because inside of me, like every

1080. American and every real person,

1081. I am not perfect, but I have

1082. the desire to continue.

1083. And if I can move forward

1084. in the competition and become

1085. America's next drag superstar,

1086. I would do it with honor,

1087. respect, and proud.

1088. - Manila, why do you deserve

1089. to be crowned America's next

1090. drag superstar?

1091. - I came to this competition

1092. blessed.

1093. I feel like I represent

1094. the product of a loving

1095. and supportive family.

1096. I'm not a Cinderella story.

1097. My parents didn't kick me out.

1098. My parents have been very loving

1099. and very supportive.

1100. And I have a beautiful family.

1101. And I think that I carry

1102. a message of... to love and be

1103. really supportive of... of all

1104. your friends and your family,

1105. because we all have, like,

1106. the power inside of us.

1107. We just need that extra push,

1108. and I'm here to...

1109. to speak that.

1110. - Raja, same question.

1111. - In winning this competition,

1112. I would love to leave a legacy

1113. for all those little boys...

1114. All the little boys who are

1115. teased, who are afraid,

1116. who don't know how to express

1117. themselves creatively yet,

1118. you know, and they don't even

1119. know that they're allowed to go

1120. against the grain.

1121. It's okay to say fuck you,

1122. and do what you love to do,

1123. and express yourself thoroughly.

1124. I wanna be an example of someone

1125. who is proud, someone who is

1126. accomplished, and someone who

1127. loves... loves what they do.

1128. - The power of Fuck You.

1129. - Well, girls, I think we've

1130. heard enough.

1131. Now, while you go and untuck

1132. in the interior illusions

1133. lounge, the judges and I

1134. will deliberate.

1135. All right, just between us

1136. gargoyles, what do ya think?

1137. Let's start with Yara Sofia.

1138. - To me, it looked like she got

1139. run over by a Brink's truck.

1140. - It was a miss.

1141. It was too much.

1142. - Her speech, I'm sorry,

1143. but I felt for her.

1144. - You're a softie.

1145. - Oh, my god, this poor thing.

1146. She doesn't have any money.

1147. - I really felt for her,

1148. but, you know, I don't think

1149. we can pick a drag superstar

1150. based on the fact that we feel

1151. sorry for them.

1152. - Right. All right,

1153. let's move on to Alexis.

1154. - She's not utilizing her body

1155. the way she should and could.

1156. Just the bathing suit alone.

1157. - It was like a middle-aged

1158. woman trying to get laid

1159. at Jones beach.

1160. - If you're gonna pick a

1161. proportion like an hourglass

1162. in that dress, why are you gonna

1163. pull all of your hair back

1164. into this teeny-tiny...

1165. she looked like Beetlejuice.

1166. - All right, let's move on

1167. to Manila.

1168. - The swimsuit was beautiful.

1169. It was feminine. It was elegant.

1170. Totally nailed the challenge as

1171. far as that goes.

1172. - She has incredible stage

1173. presence.

1174. She's always on when she's up

1175. here.

1176. She's the queen of that coy

1177. kind of thing, and you have to

1178. take that into consideration...

1179. - Sure.

1180. - When these people have your

1181. name attached to them as

1182. America's next drag superstar.

1183. - Let's move on to Raja.

1184. Now, I've just gotta start with

1185. that gown...

1186. - Crazy good.

1187. - Which was just breathtaking.

1188. - Two words about the cocktail

1189. dress, Ru.

1190. - Mm-hmm.

1191. - Oil can.

1192. - I'm probably gonna lose it

1193. again, but listening to Raja's

1194. speech, I was one of those

1195. little boys.

1196. I was one of those little boys

1197. who wanted a beacon of hope,

1198. who wanted somebody to look up

1199. to, to say, "you know what,

1200. it's gonna be okay.

1201. Be yourself, and be creative,

1202. and be inspired, and think

1203. outside of the box, and don't

1204. let anyone ever tell you

1205. that you can't."

1206. You know, so, to me, I don't

1207. even care what Raja was wearing

1208. tonight.

1209. Silence!

1210. I've made my decision.

1211. Bring back my girls.

1212. Welcome back, ladies.

1213. Now, based on your performance

1214. in the make-dat-money ball,

1215. I've made some decisions.

1216. Manila, this week you looked

1217. like a high roller,

1218. but did you hit the jackpot?

1219. Raja, your Evening Gown Eleganza

1220. was top dollar, but were you

1221. outspent on the runway?

1222. Manila, condragulations,

1223. you are the winner of this

1224. week's challenge.

1225. - Oh, my god.

1226. - You will receive a collection

1227. of fine jewelry from

1228. Kathy Ireland Jewelry.

1229. - Thank you, guys.

1230. I won, I won!

1231. Two weeks in a row, bitches.

1232. - Raja...

1233. You're safe.

1234. Alexis Mateo, Yara Sofia,

1235. I'm sorry, my dears,

1236. but you are up for elimination.

1237. - For me, being in the bottom

1238. two is like losing.

1239. I feel horrible.

1240. - Two queens stand before me.

1241. Ladies, this is your last chance

1242. to impress me and save yourself

1243. from elimination.

1244. The time has come for you

1245. to lip-synch for your life.

1246. - Yara is my sister,

1247. and I know what the competition

1248. means to Yara.

1249. She wants this so bad,

1250. but I want it too.

1251. - Good luck

1252. and don't fuck it up.

1253. - I cannot even think.

1254. I cannot perform.

1255. I have to lip-synch to convince

1256. the judges that I'm good.

1257. I don't know if I can.

1258. - I'm crying because there's

1259. a lot of emotions.

1260. I was thinking too much.

1261. I'm so angry,

1262. and I'm so disappointed.

1263. I'm a mess.

1264. - All right, ladies,

1265. I have made my decision.

1266. - Yara...

1267. - Alexis Mateo,

1268. Shante, you stay.

1269. - I told you.

1270. Don't worry about it.

1271. I'm so sorry.

1272. - Don't be sorry.

1273. It's emotional.

1274. We've all been there.

1275. - Yara Sofia, listen to me.

1276. The sparkle you have,

1277. the sparkle you brought to

1278. this competition, no one can

1279. wash off.

1280. It's there, it's yours.

1281. You are a star.

1282. Remember this...

1283. Echa, echa, echa pa'lante.

1284. Now, sashay away.

1285. The lip-synch was so awful

1286. for me, 'cause I didn't expect

1287. to be in the bottom two,

1288. but it's not my decision.

1289. And this is for Puerto Rico.

1290. So, I'm gonna echa pa'lante,

1291. darling.

1292. I'm fine. I'm... I'm so happy.

1293. Um, I did my best, and this is

1294. me.

1295. I don't know.

1296. I have too much to offer.

1297. - All right, ladies.

1298. You're the top three.

1299. Let me tell you something.

1300. Everyone on this panel can

1301. attest that show business

1302. is a tough business.

1303. It can be very painful,

1304. but we go on.

1305. If you cannot love yourself...

1306. Say it with me.

1307. How in the hell...

1308. - How in the hell...

1309. - You gonna love somebody else?

1310. - You gonna love somebody else?

1311. - Does that make sense?

1312. - Yes.

1313. - Amen.

1314. - All right.

1315. Now, let the music play.

1316. Let's celebrate.

1317. Grand prize contributed

1318. in part by ALandCHUCK.travel.