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5. - Yes, Rainbow Brite.
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6. - She-man the barbarian.
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7. - A little new school Mae West.
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8. - How much is that poodle on
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10. Yara Sofia.
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11. Condragulations.
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14. Ladies,
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16. Alexis Mateo.
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18. Shangela,
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20. Michelle.
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23. To decide which
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26. And tonight...
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28. some real athletes.
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29. - Come on in.
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30. Whoo!
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31. - It smells like testosterone.
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32. - With extra special
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34. Sharon Osbourne
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36. - All: Whoo!
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37. - The winner of RuPaul's
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38. Drag Race will receive,
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40. Professional Make-up...
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43. by Absolut...
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44. and a cash prize of $75,000.
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45. And may the best woman win.
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46. - Pffft!
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51. We're back into the work room
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55. - Halleloo, Shangela.
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67. Sorry about it, Shangela.
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68. - We are the top four.
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77. - Um, I don't know.
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82. - Nah.
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83. - Ooh, girl.
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87. - Ooh.
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90. Well, get ready
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93. And remember...
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96. an athletic supporter.
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97. - Aah!
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98. - Hello, hello, hello.
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99. - Hey, Ru!
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100. - What's up, Ru?
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101. - Boy, oh, boy.
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114. - I can't,
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117. - I'm back, bitches.
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118. - Whoo!
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119. - It's a heather,
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121. - The Jersey girl is back.
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122. - It's fucking Carmen.
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127. - Yes.
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134. I have to bring it now.
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135. - Now for today's
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136. mini-challenge,
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140. - Oh!
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141. - Woo-hoo-hoo!
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142. - Now each of you
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143. will get a turn
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146. - Carmen.
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147. - Carmen.
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148. - Carmen.
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158. - Carmen.
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162. - Go Raja.
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163. - Go Raja, go!
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164. - Raja, Raja!
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169. - So I'm sitting there
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172. she's gonna get me."
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175. - Time's up.
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177. - Yes.
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185. - Oh!
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189. - Bam, bitch!
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259. you-better-work room.
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260. See you in a minute.
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261. - Bye!
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262. - Bye, Ru!
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267. - Oh, shit!
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269. - Hey!
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293. - Hi, I'm Matt.
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395. - I have a lot of work to do.
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564. - It's focus.
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570. - Hey, Manila.
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571. - Hi, Ru.
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576. - Oh, my.
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577. And will so much body
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579. - So much body will be showing.
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591. Fuck. This is gonna be hard.
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593. Tomorrow,
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603. - Ooh!
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624. - Both: Okay!
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628. And the twist is,
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630. routine about safe sex.
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631. - Wrap your dick,
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633. - Wrap your dick!
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634. - Yes!
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637. - What's up, bitches?
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638. - Oh, my God.
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639. Wow.
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642. - Yaay!
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643. - I don't know
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645. But girl,
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650. I don't know, she kind of looks
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658. Like, oh!
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660. - It's time for me and Slava to
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662. Look at the judges.
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663. You give them poses.
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664. - Oh, God!
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665. - Keep the balance,
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667. Alexis Mateo always known
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668. by the "Bam!"
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669. So I'm making him
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671. 'cause he better show the judges
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672. that he is part of
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674. Bam!
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675. - Bam!
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677. - No, you're not a drama queen.
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679. God damn it.
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680. Come on, say it!
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681. - Bam! Bam!
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683. - I hope that everything
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685. and he doesn't show more diva
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686. than me tomorrow.
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687. 'cause we're gonna
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689. - Mm-hmm.
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690. - Bam!
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691. - Look at the judges.
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692. Seductive.
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693. You want to fuck the judges.
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694. I wanna fuck You guys.
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695. Yes, I'm here.
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696. Eat it, bitch.
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699. Right.
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700. Left.
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701. Echa pa lante,
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703. - I'm looking.
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704. - And then left.
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705. No, we're gonna do right again.
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709. - You better not complicate it.
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710. - No, no, no.
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711. - You're gonna regret this.
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712. - I'm scared to go home.
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713. - Ready, one, two, right foot.
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714. I'll go slower.
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715. Chris in heels,
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716. it's a little funny.
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717. It's not sexy yet.
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718. - I just gotta learn
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722. - Okay.
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723. - I'm gonna be, like,
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726. - Or, you mean my stage name.
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727. - Yeah, Enigma.
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733. I don't want you to forget this,
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735. I'm just hoping that Chris
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738. in front of the judges tomorrow.
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739. - Titties up, titties up.
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742. and you do your twirl,
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743. like, you can look down at your
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744. ass and then look up at them.
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745. - What about my titties,
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746. is that just not cool?
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747. I mean, I love titties.
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748. - No, because I'm not, like,
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750. I'm like a butt girl.
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751. - Let's do it again.
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752. - All right.
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753. I only got about two more walks
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754. down here in me.
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755. - All the pain that
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757. is the man leaving your body.
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760. - How about my toes
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762. - Yeah.
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763. He's just, like, complaining,
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765. "Oh, my God."
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766. And then give us a twirl
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768. No, that's butch.
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769. Be, like, really girly, like...
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770. - When you're walking,
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771. like, look at the judges.
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772. - Okay.
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773. - Okay?
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775. their eyes, that's good.
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776. - Can I point?
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780. - How's this?
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783. stands like that?
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784. Oh!
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786. by putting one foot
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787. over the other
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788. like you're doing a drug test.
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789. Work the runway, fish!
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790. - Fish?
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791. - And strike another pose.
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793. personality.
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796. - Oh, okay.
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797. - Not like you're poppin'
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799. - Okay.
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800. - Okay?
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809. to me tomorrow,
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814. - I'm just having fun
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816. - Okay, okay, okay.
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818. that you're straight?
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819. Yeah.
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820. My little brother's gay.
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821. - Oh, no way.
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822. - Yeah, yeah.
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824. gay people.
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825. - Why?
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828. 'cause he's gay or whatever.
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830. in high school?
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831. - No, hell no.
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834. I think people knew
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835. that I was gay.
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839. in being gay.
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840. - Uh-huh.
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841. 'Cause it was still taboo
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842. to you.
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843. - Yeah, that's why I was, like,
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844. really angry at the world
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845. for a little bit.
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846. You feel wrong
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847. for the most of your life.
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848. And then you don't know why
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849. you feel wrong.
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850. And then you just get mad
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851. at people.
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853. wrong?" You know?
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855. - 19.
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856. He's 19 now.
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857. - Oh, he's still really young.
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859. - He'll get over all of that.
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861. - I hope so.
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862. - He will.
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863. Once he sees his big brother
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864. in drag.
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865. - It's kind of a motivator
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866. For me to do this, you know?
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867. - Yeah.
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868. He's gonna love it.
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869. - Make sure that you don't eat
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870. anything
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871. that's gonna make you bloated
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872. for tomorrow.
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873. - Okay.
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878. - Tell her her mom's bloated.
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879. - You're...
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880. - So we're teaching our sisters
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881. to read.
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882. - It's a natural talent
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883. in a Luzon family, honey.
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884. - You've got the perfect
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885. daughter, Manila.
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886. - Matt is just like Manila.
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888. - Yo, you guys like
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889. my lobster hat?
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890. - Manila, meet your cell mate,
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891. Matt.
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892. - Do women really slap tables?
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893. - I just slap tables
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897. - Good morning.
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898. - Challenge day.
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899. We're back into the work room
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900. and it's so much
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902. - Let's make you into a fish.
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904. - No, no, you can do it.
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906. - All right, all right.
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907. - We are teammates, you know?
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908. - All right.
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909. - We need to practice.
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910. Rush. Come on.
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913. - Keep your peeker...
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914. Pecker.
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915. Fuck.
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916. - Pecker.
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917. - What is a pecker?
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918. - Keep your pecker...
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919. - What is a pecker?
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920. - Pecker is your dick.
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921. - Oh, really?
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922. - Yeah.
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924. of time that we usually have,
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927. and then a person that has never
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928. been in drag before in drag.
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929. All right. I'm ready for you.
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930. - Whoa.
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931. You're gluing his brows?
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932. - Mm-hmm.
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933. - What's it do?
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934. - It lays them down and then
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935. I can, like, cover them,
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936. and then I can draw them
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937. wherever I want to put
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938. new eyebrows.
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939. The most intimidating part
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940. of this challenge
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941. is that it's not just me.
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942. I now have to, like,
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943. completely do an overhaul
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944. on this masculine straight guy.
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945. - Ancient Chinese secret.
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946. - Ancient drag secret.
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948. came out in high school?
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951. - No, I was the only one.
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961. - But you know what,
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962. I went to my ten-year
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963. high school reunion in drag.
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964. - Really?
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965. - Yeah.
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969. - We all had a blast together
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970. for the first time in my life.
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971. Like, I had a great time
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972. with people I went to
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973. high school with.
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974. - So you're legally married?
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975. - Legally, yeah.
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976. - So if you move...
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977. - It would be invalid.
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978. New Jersey's the only state
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980. of the same rights
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981. that they give
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982. a straight married couple.
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983. - So you're stuck
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984. in the armpit of America
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985. because you're gay.
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986. - I think that straight people
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995. - Turn around.
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1005. Oh, my God.
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1009. Mm-hmm.
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1012. Just be, like, aaaah!
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1017. - Oh, wait, wait, please.
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1024. - No, I'm just really,
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1026. - You'll be all right.
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1028. - Thank you.
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1029. - Well, hello there.
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1030. Welcome to the main stage
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1034. - Yay, team!
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1035. - Mike Ruiz,
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1037. Welcome back.
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1038. - Oh, thanks for having me back.
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1039. - Margaret,
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1040. you're Cho beautiful.
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1041. - Thank you.
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1043. by drag queens,
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1044. like some are raised by wolves.
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1045. So I know drag.
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1046. - Well then,
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1048. Sharon Osbourne,
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1050. Welcome to the show.
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1051. - Thank you, my darling.
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1053. - All I can tell you is, Ru,
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1055. Welcome.
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1056. This week,
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1060. But first, we asked them to lead
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1061. a fun fight cheer
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1062. in support of safe sex.
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1063. Gentlemen,
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1064. start your engines.
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1065. And may the best woman win.
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1066. - Both: Whoo!
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1067. Divas, divas, here we go!
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1068. Safe sex is the way to go!
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1069. Ooh, you wanna moan?
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1070. Ooh, you wanna growl?
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1071. Make it safe!
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1072. And make us proud!
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1073. - I love you.
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1074. - And you love me.
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1075. - Both:
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1076. Safe sex fraternity!
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1077. Whoo!
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1078. - Safe sex mother fuckers!
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1079. - Wrap that dick!
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1080. Safe sex, don't get pregnant!
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1081. - Both: Ready?
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1082. You're gay!
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1083. - B-A-R-E!
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1084. - B-A-C-K!
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1085. - Both: No bareback,
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1086. no bareback!
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1087. No, no, no bareback!
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1088. - I need a C!
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1089. - C!
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1090. - I need an O!
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1091. - O!
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1092. - Give me an N!
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1093. - N!
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1094. - How bout a D?
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1095. - D!
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1096. - Another O!
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1097. - O!
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1098. - Another M!
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1099. - M!
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1100. - What's it spell?
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1101. - Both: Safe sex!
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1102. Woo-hoo!
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1103. - All:
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1104. - Both: Ready?
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1105. Let's go!
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1106. - Give your back a cleaning!
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1107. - Have that rubber
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1109. - Give me that W!
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1110. - W!
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1111. - Give me the R!
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1112. - R!
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1113. - Give me the A!
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1114. - A!
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1115. - Give me the P!
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1116. - P!
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1117. - What that spell?
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1118. - Both: Wrap your dick!
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1119. Wrap up your dick!
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1120. Wrap your dick!
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1121. Wrap up your dick!
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1122. - Both: Hey, hey, you, you!
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1123. You need to get a clue!
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1124. Be safe, don't chafe!
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1125. Your dick will turn dark blue!
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1126. Uh-oh, she said,
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1127. my pussy's turning red!
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1128. - Ooh!
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1129. - Both: They'll burn when they
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1131. Protection is the key!
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1132. Safe sex!
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1133. - Well, that was short.
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1134. - All:
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1135. - Both: Ready?
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1136. Okay!
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1137. Always wear a condom,
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1138. and use a dental dam.
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1139. Abstinence is for boogers,
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1140. but we love our diaphragm!
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1141. - A diaphragm?
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1142. - A what?
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1143. A diaphragm!
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1144. - A who?
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1145. - Both: You can use a diaphragm
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1146. with spermicidal lube!
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1147. Safe sex!
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1148. Whoooooo!
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1149. - All:
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1150. - All right, kids.
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1151. We are gonna do us some runway.
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1152. First up,
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1153. Alexis and Avals Mateo.
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1154. Sisters in the name of love.
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1155. - Those outfits are to die for.
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1156. - Some birds did.
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1157. - Me and Slava are walking
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1158. on that runway
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1159. like we are true divas.
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1160. He got my style,
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1161. he got my walk.
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1162. He got my signature move.
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1163. - Look at that bum!
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1164. Gorgeous.
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1165. - Unidentified flying asses.
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1166. Raja and her sister Enigma.
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1167. - Enigma, please.
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1168. - Ooh, girl!
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1169. It's the Cheetah Girls.
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1170. - It is!
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1171. - I know for a fact that
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1172. Chris is doing the best job
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1173. that he can.
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1174. And I hope that
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1175. the judges can see that.
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1176. - I think Enigma looks
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1177. very vulnerable.
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1178. Her face is vulnerable
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1179. but her legs look like sailors.
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1180. - Up next, we have Yara
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1181. and Drewlita Sofia.
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1182. Goldfinger.
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1183. - This is real Mandrell sisters
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1184. realness.
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1185. - Yes.
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1186. - We are doing our catwalk,
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1187. and I feel so great.
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1188. He's doing everything
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1189. I taught him.
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1190. - Drewlita has that
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1192. on her face.
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1193. - She does.
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1194. - I think it's real "Madonna
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1195. after yoga" look.
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1196. - It's Kabbalah Madonna.
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1197. Up next, Carmen and Lolita
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1199. - Jujubee is back.
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1200. - We're walking down the runway
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1201. and he's serving it.
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1202. We're giving a lot of body
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1203. right now.
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1204. We're giving attitude.
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1205. We're giving pretty.
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1206. We're definitely representing
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1207. Carrera.
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1208. - This is just like
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1210. - Representing Miss Patterson,
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1211. New Jersey.
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1212. - She sells sea shells
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1214. Last but not least,
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1216. Oh!
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1217. - Oh, snap it, Lagerfeld.
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1218. - Geisha to go.
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1219. - We're walking down the runway
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1220. just as we practiced.
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1221. Except that Matt is really
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1223. He's truly a Luzon.
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1224. - I think it's murder
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1226. - I think it's more
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1227. Kill Bill 2.
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1228. - Kill Bill 2 meets To Wong Foo.
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1229. - Memoirs of a gay-sha.
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1230. - China dolls.
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1231. - Welcome, sisters.
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1232. Thank you for giving us
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1233. something to cheer about.
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1234. Now it's time for
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1236. Let's start with Alexis
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1237. and Avals Mateo.
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1238. Hi, Avals.
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1239. Are you chilly up there?
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1240. - Chilly?
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1241. - Yeah, your nipples are hard.
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1242. - Oh, that's 'cause
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1243. I'm a little horny.
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1244. - You really embraced
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1245. your feminine side.
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1246. You're really getting off on it,
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1247. aren't you?
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1248. - I really, really am.
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1249. - You've probably got a stiffy
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1250. going on under there somewhere.
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1251. - I think that Alexis
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1252. did a great job on the makeup
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1253. and the hair.
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1254. - I think the cheer was sloppy
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1255. at points.
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1256. I think because you tried to put
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1258. - You have this
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1259. family resemblance
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1260. that's in the body,
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1261. it's in the face.
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1262. You were giving me Kardashian.
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1263. I'm keeping up with you.
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1265. and her sister Enigma.
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1266. - We discovered that we both
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1268. for old movies.
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1269. And we thought of maybe
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1271. of an old Hollywood glamour.
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1272. - What old movie
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1273. did you pattern her after?
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1274. Tarzan?
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1275. - It feels a little jungle.
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1276. It felt a little bit more like
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1277. La Dolce Vita.
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1278. - The walk, however.
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1279. It's a bit like a sailor.
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1280. - You know, I would
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1281. have expect Raja to instill
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1282. a little bit more of your
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1283. ability in Enigma.
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1284. - I thought the cheer
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1285. was quite athletic.
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1286. I can't remember what you were
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1287. cheering about though.
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1288. - Um, about bare backing.
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1289. - What does that mean?
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1290. - It means when you, um,
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1291. are fucking without condoms.
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1292. - Okay.
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1293. Well, that... see I've learned
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1294. something new today.
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1295. - Which we don't encourage,
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1296. we don't encourage.
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1297. - No, no, no, no.
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1298. Actually, I'm wearing a condom
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1299. right now.
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1300. - Next up, we've got Yara Sofia
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1301. and her sister, Drewlita.
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1302. - Did she resist?
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1303. - Yes.
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1304. - What did she resist?
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1305. - Hair removal, tucking,
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1306. dancing, singing.
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1307. - So you resisted everything?
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1308. - Well, I'm historically
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1309. relatively shy.
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1310. So I'm just glad that I got out
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1311. here to try something new...
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1312. - But you have your sister now.
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1313. - Exactly.
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1314. - So you felt more outgoing once
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1315. you were walking the runway?
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1316. - Absolutely.
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1317. - I thought the cheer was quite
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1318. sweet.
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1319. You were, like,
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1320. fanning your bums.
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1321. - Thank you.
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1322. - Well, you guys look amazing.
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1323. You look like Heart,
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1324. circa 1982,
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1325. you know, right when
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1326. they were going disco?
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1327. - You did such a beautiful job
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1328. giving Drewlita that sort of
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1329. Madonna face.
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1330. Which I think is fierce.
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1331. - And they both have man-hands,
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1332. just like Madonna.
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1333. - Yes.
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1334. - Up next, Manila
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1335. and her drag sister Fuchsia.
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1336. - She's a true Luzon.
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1337. - Oh, really?
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1338. - Yes, this personality
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1339. is driving us nuts.
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1340. - You did an amazing job,
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1341. Manila, with the makeup.
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1342. Because the before and after
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1343. is just really incredible.
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1344. And Fuchsia, you seem to have
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1346. - Hey!
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1347. - Hey!
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1348. - I love this look.
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1349. Just giving me that perfect
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1350. Hong Kong garden restaurant...
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1351. I'm ready to order.
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1352. - Would you date you?
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1353. - Yes. Hard.
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1354. Up next, Carmen Carrera
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1355. and her sister, Lolita Cruz.
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1356. Do you feel pretty?
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1357. - Yes, absolutely.
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1358. I threw a little swagger into my
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1359. step be all right.
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1360. - Now Carmen, because
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1361. your sister is beefy,
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1362. very masculine,
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1363. did you ever consider maybe
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1364. doing something that sort of
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1365. feminized the body
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1366. a little bit more?
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1367. - You know, I don't care
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1368. what kind of body you have.
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1369. You know, you can be...
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1370. you can do naked.
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1371. If I was, you know,
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1372. 100 pounds overweight,
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1373. I would still do my pasties
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1374. and get naked.
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1375. Because that's how much
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1376. confidence I have inside.
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1377. And I want to bring that out.
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1378. - From the head up,
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1379. there is some similarity.
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1380. It's just the arms the shoulders
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1381. that are still, like...
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1382. you know, like...
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1383. You know, He-Man.
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1384. - You took care of yourself and
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1385. you're like, "Here, sister,
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1386. "try this on, girl.
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1387. Put this on.
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1388. You'll look fierce."
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1389. You're known for your body,
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1390. I know in your head you think
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1391. if you're 100 pounds heavier,
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1392. you'd still rock it.
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1393. I don't really buy that.
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1394. - Now sisters, while you enjoy
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1395. an Absolut cocktail
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1396. in the Interior Illusions
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1397. Lounge,
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1398. the judges and I
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1399. will deliberate.
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1400. You may leave the stage.
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1401. Just between us girls.
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1402. Let's start with Alexis
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1403. and Avels.
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1404. - They had a connection.
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1405. And I like that.
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1406. - The pro is, they did work
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1407. in synchronicity,
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1408. but I didn't understand
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1409. 3/4 of it.
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1410. - Slava might have surpassed
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1411. Alexis.
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1412. - Raja and Enigma.
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1413. - Raja is such a beauty.
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1414. And then you had this big,
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1415. strutting bloke.
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1416. - I didn't really feel
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1417. a sisterly connection.
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1418. It was more like a
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1419. mother-daughter kind of thing.
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1420. - I got, like, Mommie Dearest
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1421. in Christina.
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1422. Didn't you?
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1423. - Yes, I did.
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1424. - This is one of the bottom two
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1425. for me tonight.
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1426. - Yara Sofia and her sister
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1427. Drewlita.
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1428. - Love the outfits.
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1429. But I didn't think that there
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1430. was such a great connection.
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1431. - Drewlita, you know, is an
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1432. incredible transformation.
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1433. - Yeah, she was really pretty.
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1434. - I didn't really get a sibling
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1435. thing from them.
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1436. - Manila and her sister,
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1437. Fuschia.
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1438. They had a lot of fun with this.
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1439. - Mm.
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1440. - And Fuschia was a gas.
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1441. - Manila and him
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1442. were really good together.
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1443. You could tell that they were
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1444. enjoying each other.
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1445. - The biggest transformation
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1446. for me was Fuschia tonight.
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1447. Matt is a big ol' jock.
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1448. - Carmen and Lolita
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1449. Cruz-Carrera.
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1450. I don't know if she threw Lolita
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1451. under the bus.
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1452. Lolita's build was so stocky.
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1453. - It was more like
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1454. he was trying to help
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1455. his less attractive sister,
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1456. you know, get laid.
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1457. - Was Carmen meant
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1458. to dress down?
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1459. She has such a magnificent body
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1460. on her.
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1461. - And that made the awkwardness
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1462. of their bodies together
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1463. more pronounced.
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1464. - There are a million tricks up
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1465. Carmen's sleeve, you guys.
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1466. - Sure.
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1467. - Trust me.
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1468. She looked out for herself
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1469. all night.
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1470. - Silence!
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1471. I've made my decision.
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1472. Bring back the sisters.
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1473. Welcome back, ladies.
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1474. Now based on
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1475. your jock transformations,
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1476. and your presentations
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1477. on the main stage,
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1478. I've made some decisions.
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1479. Alexis Mateo.
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1480. - Wait, wait, shh.
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1481. - You were a real player
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1482. this week.
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1483. And I thought
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1484. I was seeing double.
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1485. Double-D.
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1486. You're safe.
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1487. - Thank you, guys.
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1488. - Manila.
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1489. You served up two China dolls.
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1490. And 20 minutes later...
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1491. we're still hungry for more.
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1492. Condragulations.
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1493. You are this week's MVP,
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1494. and the winner
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1495. of this week's challenge.
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1496. - Yeah!
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1497. That's my girl!
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1498. - You've won a cruise for two
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1499. to the Bahamas.
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1500. Courtesy of alandchuck.travel.
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1501. And for helping you
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1502. with your win,
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1503. we are awarding your jock
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1504. the same prize.
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1505. - Oh, ho, ho!
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1506. Shit! Yeah!
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1507. I'm going on a cruise!
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1508. - Raja.
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1509. You were off your game.
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1510. And your sister act was
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1511. none the better for it.
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1512. I'm sorry, my dear,
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1513. but you are up for elimination.
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1514. - Ru tells me that I have to
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1515. lip-synch for my life.
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1516. I couldn't believe it.
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1517. - Yara Sofia.
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1518. You're safe.
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1519. Carmen Carrera.
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1520. Your look was a home run.
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1521. But you left your sister
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1522. sitting on the bench.
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1523. I'm sorry, but you are up
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1524. for elimination.
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1525. - I don't know what to feel
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1526. right now.
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1527. If I go home,
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1528. I'll be upset about it.
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1529. I'm just gonna be Carmen
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1530. and do what I do best.
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1531. I'm just gonna turn it out.
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1532. - Two queens stand before me.
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1533. Ladies, this is your last chance
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1534. to impress me
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1535. to save yourself
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1536. from elimination.
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1537. The time has come
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1538. for you to lip-synch...
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1539. for your life.
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1540. Good luck.
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1541. And don't fuck It up.
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1542. - I've worked so hard from day
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1543. one since I've been here
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1544. and I would hate to go home.
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1545. I had to muster up
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1546. all the fierceness
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1547. I could find within me
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1548. and just go for it.
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1549. - Raja's getting naked.
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1550. I'm, like, this is gonna be hot,
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1551. 'cause Carmen is nudity,
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1552. and they're gonna thrown down
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1553. right now.
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1554. - Ooh!
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1555. - This is just soft porn.
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1556. It's kinda hot.
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1557. - Woo-hoo!
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1558. - Wow!
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1559. Ladies,
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1560. We've had 28 lip-synchs
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1561. for your life
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1562. and that was by far,
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1563. straight up,
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1564. the most surprising one eva!
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1565. I've made my decision.
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1566. Raja.
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1567. Shantay, you stay.
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1568. I'm glad to be here.
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1569. Thank you so much.
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1570. It's just an overwhelming
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1571. emotion
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1572. that comes over you.
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1573. And I'm thankful to Ru.
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1574. And I'm a very, very lucky
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1575. person.
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1576. And I just... you know what?
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1577. I'm just thankful.
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1578. - Carmen Carrera.
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1579. Baby, you don't make it easy
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1580. to say good-bye.
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1581. And you will be missed.
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1582. Now...
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1583. sashay away.
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1584. - Thank you.
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1585. - Love you, darling.
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1586. - Love you, darling.
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1587. - For real this time.
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1588. Don't come back, okay?
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1589. - I feel honored that Ru
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1590. asked me to come back.
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1591. But if my time is up,
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1592. my time is up.
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1593. - To the final four.
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1594. Condragulations.
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1595. The race for the crown
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1596. has never been so close.
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1597. Now remember.
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1598. If you can't love yourself...
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1599. how in the hell are you gonna
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1600. love somebody else?
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1601. Can I get an amen in here?
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1602. - All: Amen!
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1603. - All right.
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1604. Now, let the music play!
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1605. - Grand prize contributed
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