RuPaul's Drag Race 2x9

1. - PREVIOUSLY ONRuPAUL'S DRAG RACE...

2. - TRANSFORM THESE SILVER DADDIES INTO YOUR DRAG MAMAS.

3. - STEVEN, YOU'RE THE MOTHER OF RAVEN.

4. - SHE THINKS SHE'S BEING CUNTY

5. BY GIVING ME SOMEONE WHO HAD A FULL FACIAL BEARD.

6. I'M GOING TO TURN IT OUT AND SHOW HER,

7. "NO, BITCH, YOU DIDN'T GET IT."

8. - I CAN TELL SHE'S GETTING TIRED,

9. SO I GRAB HER AND TAKE HER TO THE BACK.

10. - RAVEN, CONGRATULATIONS.

11. YOU'RE THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE.

12. - TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

13. JUJUBEE...

14. SHANTE... YOU STAY.

15. PANDORA...

16. SASHAY AWAY.

17. - AND, TONIGHT...

18. - I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL THE MEMBERS OF THE ACADEMY,

19. MY PERSONAL TUCKER—

20. - ... THE QUEENS HIT THE RED CARPET.

21. - OH, MY GOD, I FEEL LIKE A CROSS-DRESSER.

22. - I THINK I DID MY DUES.

23. - WHO WILL BE THE BIGGEST DIVA?

24. - THE "DIVA OF THE YEAR" AWARD GOES TO—

25. - THANK YOU.

26. - WITH EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST JUDGES,

27. MARISSA JARET WINOKUR

28. AND TATUM O'NEAL!

29. - WHOO!

30. - THE WINNER OFRuPAUL'S DRAG RACE

31. WILL RECEIVE

32. A LIFETIME SUPPLY OFNYX COSMETICS

33. AND BE THE FACE OFNYXCOSMETICS.COM,

34. AN EXCLUSIVE ONE-YEAR P.R. CONTRACT

35. WITH THE LEADING L.G.B.T. FIRM, PROJECT PUBLICITY,

36. BE FEATURED INL.A. EYEWORKS'

37. LEGENDARY DESIGNER EYEWEAR CAMPAIGN,

38. AND HEADLINE LOGO'S " DRAG RACE" TOUR,

39. FEATURING EXCEPTIONAL ABSOLUT DRINKS,

40. AND A CASH PRICE OF $25,000.

41. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN!

42. - OH, MY GOD... IT IS SO EMPTY.

43. - I KNOW.

44. - WOW.

45. - WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL FOUR.

46. YOU DEFINITELY FEEL THE LACK OF OTHER CONTESTANTS

47. IN THE ROOM.

48. - "LICK THIS BOXX—

49. - ..."BITCH!"

50. - HOW DO YOU GUYS FEEL

51. ABOUT ME BEING IN THE BOTTOM LAST NIGHT WITH PANDORA?

52. DID I DESERVE TO GO HOME?

53. - OFF OF JUST THE LIP-SYNC,

54. I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO CHOOSE PANDORA.

55. - BUT WHAT WAS THE REASON BEHIND THAT?

56. - MY EYES WERE GOING TO PANDORA.

57. - I DON'T LOOK AT PANDORA AND SEE A STAR.

58. I LOOK AT YOU AND I SEE A STAR.

59. - I THINK HER RUNWAY SHOULD'VE PUT HER IN THE BOTTOM TWO

60. A LONG TIME AGO.

61. - YES.

62. SHE NEVER, LIKE, SPARKLED TO ME.

63. - WHO CARES WHO RAVEN THINKS IS A STAR?

64. I SURE DON'T.

65. I'M SURE SHE THINKS THAT SHE'S A STAR.

66. AND... I SURE DON'T.

67. - I MEAN, LOOKIT.

68. THIS THING WAS PACKED FULL OF SHIT

69. AND PEOPLE ALL UP ON IT,

70. AND NOW THERE'S FOUR OF US HERE.

71. I REALLY MISS MY FRIENDS, THOUGH.

72. - I WOULD TALK TO MY DRAG MOTHER EVERY DAY AT, LIKE, 10.

73. - DO YOU TALK TO YOUR DRAG MOTHER

74. MORE THAN YOUR REAL MOTHER?

75. - I DON'T TALK TO MY REAL MOTHER AT ALL.

76. - YOU DON'T?

77. - NO, GIRL. SHE ABANDONED ME.

78. - MY FATHER DIED WHEN I WAS 15.

79. SIX MONTHS LATER, MY MOTHER FOUND SOMEBODY ELSE,

80. AND SHE LEFT ME

81. TO TAKE CARE OF MY TWO YOUNGER SISTERS

82. AND TO JUST GROW UP BY MYSELF,

83. AND... I JUST STOPPED BEING A KID.

84. I JUST WANT TO THANK MY MOTHER, CHARISMA JENNY—

85. - OOH, GIRL!

86. YOU GOT SHE-MALE!

87. - HEY, DOLLS.

88. IF YOU STILL THINK LIZA ROBBED DIANA

89. OF THE OSCAR IN 1972,

90. IF YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR EVERY MORNING AND CRY OUT,

91. "YOU LIKE ME! YOU REALLY LIKE ME!"

92. THEN MAYBE, JUST MAYBE,

93. YOU COULD BE AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

94. - HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!

95. - GOOD MORNING.

96. - WELL, WELL, WELL...

97. YOU'RE THE FANTASTIC FINAL FOUR.

98. NOW, YOU KNOW THE NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR

99. MUST POSSESS A UNIQUE STYLE,

100. AND SHE WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD

101. WEARING THE SAME DRESS AS ANOTHER DIVA.

102. FOR TODAY'S MINI-CHALLENGE,

103. YOU'LL BE GIVEN IDENTICAL OUTFITS

104. AND 30 MINUTES TO STYLE AND ACCESSORIZE THEM

105. IN A WAY TO MAKE THEM YOUR OWN.

106. AFTER THAT,

107. I'LL RETURN TO DECIDE WHICH QUEEN WORE IT BEST.

108. NO CUTTING OR GLUING ALLOWED.

109. - OH, GOD...

110. - LADIES, MAKE IT FABULOUS, AND MAKE IT YOUR OWN.

111. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

112. 30 MINUTES!

113. - WORK.

114. COME ON.

115. COME ON, TWYLA... IT'S YOU AND ME.

116. - ARE THESE DRESSES ALL THE SAME SIZE?

117. I DON'T EVEN THINK YOUR TITS CAN EVEN FIT IN HERE.

118. - OH, MY GOD, I FEEL LIKE A CROSS-DRESSER.

119. - I CAN'T WEAR THIS HAIR.

120. - I GOTTA PUT SOME LIPSTICK ON, AT LEAST.

121. - I LOOK OVER,

122. AND I SEE JUJUBEE BUFFING MAKEUP OVER HER STUBBLE.

123. - ARE YOU GUYS LAUGHING?

124. - GIRL, WHY DO WE HAVE ON FUCKIN' WIGS?

125. AND NOT A STITCH OF MAKEUP!

126. - I PUT SOME MAKEUP ON, GIRL. LOOK AT ME.

127. - EWW! YOU BETTER PUT LASHES ON, YOU DIRTY WHORE.

128. - I DON'T NEED NO MAKEUP.

129. I GOT FISH-FACE.

130. I'M DAYTIME, I'M REAL.

131. - YEAH, GIRL, YOU LOOK LIKE A TROUT. OKAY?

132. - HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

133. - DID EN VOGUE GET BACK TOGETHER?

134. - YEAH!

135. - YOU GIRLS WORK FAST.

136. LOOK AT YOU.

137. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT UP INTO FULL DRAGS.

138. - MAMA.

139. - AND SHE'S PADDED AND EVERYTHING.

140. YOU'VE GOT THE LEGGINGS ON.

141. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DECISIONS TO DO LEGGINGS WITH IT.

142. - YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS,

143. I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO REALLY HIDE THE PAD LINES,

144. AND I WANTED TO KIND OF GO A LITTLE MORE R&B WITH IT.

145. - IT DOES ELONGATE YOU.

146. NOW, RAVEN, YOU CHOSE ALL BLACK ACCESSORIES.

147. YOU LOOK LIKE A SPY.

148. ARE YOU A SPY-GIRL?

149. - I WAS JUST GOING FOR A LITTLE DARK SOPHISTICATED

150. WITH A LITTLE HINT OF LAST YEAR'S RIHANNA.

151. - AND YOU WENT FOR SCRUNCH BOOTS.

152. - YEAH, WELL, THEY CAME ALL THE WAY UP,

153. SO I PUSHED THEM DOWN.

154. - I'VE NEVER BEEN A FAN OF THE SCRUNCH BOOTS

155. UNLESS THE LADY HAS LEGS AS LONG AS MINE ARE, YOU KNOW.

156. NOW, TATIANNA. ARE THOSE TWO HOLES IN YOUR EAR?

157. - I HAVE TWO HOLES, SO, I THOUGHT WHY NOT MATCH IT UP?

158. - TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SILVER SHOES.

159. - WELL, I DIDN'T WANT TO DO A BLACK SHOE,

160. AND I THOUGHT, WHY NOT DO A SILVER PUMP?

161. GIVE A LITTLE BIT OF SPARKLE DOWN SOUTH.

162. - I THINK THAT MAYBE TATIANNA OVER-ACCESSORIZED.

163. - SHE LOOKS LIKE A 99-CENT-STORE MESS.

164. - ALL RIGHT, AND NOW, MISS TYRA. YOU MADE YOURSELF A CLUTCH.

165. - YEAH, I DIDN'T HAVE ONE.

166. - UH-HUH.

167. AND YOU DECIDED TO GO THE CLASSY LADY HAIR—

168. LADIES WHO LUNCH.

169. FROM THE FUNERAL TO THE WAKE TO THE AFTER-PARTY,

170. AND THEN ON TO THE CLUB.

171. - AND THEN TO PICK UP THE CHILDREN AND GO HOME.

172. - AND THEN PICK UP THE CHILDREN!

173. IT'S A VERY ELEGANT LOOK

174. THAT ANY LADY AT HOME WATCHING

175. WOULD FEEL VERY COMFORTABLE WITH.

176. - THANK YOU.

177. - ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

178. THE QUEEN WHO WORE IT BEST IS...

179. TYRA.

180. TYRA SANCHEZ, THE OTHER TYRA.

181. LADIES.

182. EXCITING NEWS.

183. FOR YOUR MAIN CHALLENGE,

184. YOU'VE ALL BEEN NOMINATED

185. FOR THE FIRST ANNUAL DIVA AWARDS!

186. - YES. YES.

187. NOW, THE DIVA AWARDS ARE YOUR CHANCE

188. TO SHOW SOME SERIOUS AWARD-SHOW REALNESS.

189. YOU'LL NEED TO PULL TOGETHER THREE DIFFERENT OUTFITS

190. FOR THREE DIFFERENT DIVA AWARDS CEREMONIES.

191. FIRST UP, THE TEEN DIVA AWARDS,

192. WHERE YOU MUST DRESS AS A HOT TEEN QUEEN...

193. USING CLOTHES PROVIDED BY THE HOUSE OF INFINITE RADNESS.

194. THEN, IT'S THE "DIVA" DC PRESS AWARDS,

195. WHERE YOU'LL BE SERVING SOME EXECUTIVE REALNESS,

196. WASHINGTON, DC-STYLE.

197. AND, FINALLY, THE DIVA HOLLYWOOD EXTRAVAGANZA AWARDS,

198. WHERE YOU'LL BE EXPECTED TO GAG US

199. WITH YOUR GLAMOUR AND ELEGANZA.

200. I'LL BE BACK LATER TO SEE HOW

201. YOUR PRE-SHOW PREPARATIONS ARE GOING.

202. GENTLEMAN, START YOUR ENGINES...

203. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.

204. GO.

205. - THE FIRST THING I SAW WAS LIME-GREEN FUR,

206. SO I GRABBED EVERY PIECE OF FUR THAT I SAW.

207. - IT'S NERVE-WRACKING

208. BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE OTHERS

209. ARE GOING TO PULL OUT.

210. NOW, IN THIS COMPETITION,

211. IT'S GETTING TO... THEY'RE LOOKING FOR THE BEST.

212. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT EACH PERSON IS GOING TO DO.

213. - OUR CHALLENGE THIS WEEK

214. IS TO CREATE THREE DIFFERENT LOOKS

215. AT THE DIVA AWARDS—

216. A HOT TEEN LOOK FOR THE TEEN DIVA AWARD,

217. EXECUTIVE REALNESS FOR THE DC DIVA PRESS AWARDS,

218. AND A GLAMOROUS RED CARPET LOOK

219. FOR THE DIVA HOLLYWOOD EXTRAVAGANZA.

220. - I HAD SOMETHING LIKE THIS IN HIGH SCHOOL, ACTUALLY.

221. - I DID TOO.

222. I FELT LIKE THE BIGGEST FAG.

223. - OH, YOU WORE IT AS A BOY?

224. - I DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL AS A GIRL, TATIANNA. OKAY?

225. - TATIANNA'S JUST STUCK IN THAT REALM OF "I AM A GIRL."

226. I THINK, AS A DRAG QUEEN, YOU SHOULD CULTURE YOURSELF.

227. - MAYBE I'LL GO ALL, LIKE, MARY-KATE ON EVERYBODY

228. AND JUST WEAR 30 THINGS AT ONCE.

229. YOU SHOULD BE A CHAMELEON.

230. IF I LOSE TO YOU, I'LL BE FINE.

231. - I WANT TO WIN THIS CHALLENGE.

232. - GIRL, I WANT TO WIN "A" CHALLENGE.

233. - WE HAVE TO BE NUMBER ONE AND NUMBER TWO.

234. - THEM WINNING IS NOT AN OPTION.

235. I THINK THAT JUJU AND I WILL BOTH HELP EACH OTHER OUT

236. AS MUCH AS WE CAN

237. TO MAKE SURE THAT WE MAKE IT TO THE TOP.

238. - IS THIS HOLLYWOOD ELEGANCE?

239. - I THINK SO.

240. - RuPAUL KEEPS REPEATING

241. "CHARISMA, UNIQUENESS, NERVE, AND TALENT."

242. I THINK I HAVE THAT.

243. I THINK RAVEN HAS THAT.

244. I KNOW THE OTHER GIRLS CARRY SOME OF THOSE TRAITS,

245. BUT I DON'T THINK THEY HAVE THE FULL PACKAGE.

246. - KEEP ON SINGING, GIRL.

247. - I'M SORRY.

248. - NO, DO IT.

249. YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL VOICE.

250. GOD GAVE YOU A GIFT, SO USE IT.

251. OH, BUT THEY'RE TRYING TO READ.

252. - WHAT DO YOU FEEL ABOUT MISSING JEREMIAH'S FIRST DAY?

253. - I'M SAD THAT I'M GOING TO MISS IT.

254. I'M PRAYING THAT HIS MOM TAKES PICTURES.

255. - MY SON IS STARTING PRESCHOOL TODAY,

256. AND I'M MISSING OUT ON HIS FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.

257. SO I'M REALLY GONNA, LIKE...

258. I'M LIKE SAD ABOUT IT.

259. - IT'S BEEN NINE WEEKS SINCE I'VE SEEN MY SON.

260. IT'S JUST DRIVING ME CRAZY.

261. - I MISS JEREMIAH SO MUCH,

262. BUT I KNOW THAT ME BEING HERE

263. AND GETTING A CHANCE TO GIVE HIM A BETTER LIFE

264. IS ALL WORTH IT.

265. - YES, YOU BETTER DO IT, TYRA.

266. MM-HMM.

267. - I SAT AND THOUGHT FOR A MAJORITY OF THE MORNING,

268. THINKING OF THE SILHOUETTE I WANTED TO WORK WITH,

269. HOW I WAS GOING TO UTILIZE THE FABRIC

270. THAT I ENDED UP WITH.

271. - YOU NEVER WASTE YOUR TIME THINKING.

272. - DO I HAVE FEATHERS ALL OVER MY FACE?

273. 'CAUSE THEY'RE ALL OVER THE FLOOR.

274. - I CAN FEEL IT.

275. - SORRY.

276. BUT I WANT IT TO BE FABULOUS.

277. - I JUST SEE FUZZ FLYING ALL OVER THE FUCKING ROOM.

278. AND I'M, LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

279. - TYRA LOOKS LIKE

280. SHE'S SKINNED ALL OF THE MUPPETS

281. AND IS MAKING A GOWN OUT OF FUR.

282. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE DEAL WITH HER IS.

283. I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S JUST PLAYING A GAME.

284. MAYBE SHE'S JUST MAKING THIS JUST TO KIND OF THROW US OFF.

285. - FABULOUS, DARLING. FABULOUS.

286. - I'VE NEVER MADE A GOWN LIKE THAT BEFORE.

287. IT'S GOING TO HAVE

288. MORE OF A COMPLICATED, MORE EXPENSIVE LOOK.

289. BUT IT'S REALLY ONLY, LIKE, THREE PIECES OF FABRIC,

290. AND SOME HOT GLUE.

291. - HELLO, DIVAS.

292. HI!

293. - OOH, WOW, LOOK AT THIS.

294. YOU'RE BUSY AT WORK HERE.

295. - "YOU BETTER WORK."

296. - YES, MAMA.

297. HEY, TYRA.

298. - HEY, RU.

299. - LOOK AT YOU DOWN THERE.

300. NOW, WHICH ONE OF THE AWARD SHOWS IS THAT FOR?

301. - I LOOK AT EVENING GOWNS.

302. I WANT TO WEAR A GOWN, BUT I WANT TO STAND OUT.

303. - DO YOU FEEL THAT YOU'RE THE ONE TO BEAT?

304. DO YOU FEEL THAT CONFIDENT?

305. - I DO FEEL THAT CONFIDENT.

306. I'VE BEEN CHALLENGING MYSELF AND MAKING MYSELF BETTER.

307. - YEAH, I'VE GOT TO MENTION THIS.

308. NOW, YOU'RE HERE, AND THE FUR IS FLYING AROUND,

309. AND IT'S ITCHING YOUR FACE.

310. NOW, THAT MAY BE A RED FLAG

311. FOR HOW IT WILL PERFORM ON THE RED CARPET.

312. YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? - MM-HMM.

313. - YOU MIGHT NEED TO VACUUM IT BEFORE YOU WEAR IT.

314. - THANK YOU, TYRA.

315. - ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIGGEST NIGHT

316. OF YOUR PSYCHOLOGICAL LIFE?

317. - IT IS PRETTY PSYCHOLOGICAL.

318. - IT'S VERY PSYCHOLOGICAL.

319. SO NOW I SEE THREE DIFFERENT LADIES OVER THERE.

320. - I'M DEBATING ON MY EXECUTIVE...

321. MOST LIKELY I'M GOING TO BE GOING WITH THIS ONE.

322. - NOW, WHAT SAYS "DC DIPLOMAT PRESS AWARDS" TO YOU?

323. - TO ME IT JUST KIND OF REMINDS ME

324. OF SOMETHING THAT SARAH PALIN WOULD WEAR.

325. - 'CAUSE SARAH PALIN IS YOUR IDOL, AND YOU—

326. - OH, YES, I LOVE HER.

327. - REALLY?

328. PLEASE.

329. - EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE LEARNED ABOUT DRAG,

330. ABOUT YOURSELF, UP UNTIL THIS MOMENT,

331. YOU HAVE TO PUT INTO THIS CHALLENGE.

332. THIS IS THE BIG ONE.

333. YOU GOTTA BRING IT.

334. - HEY, JUJUBEE.

335. - HI, MAMA.

336. - WOW. WHADDYA GOT GOING ON HERE?

337. IS THIS FOR YOUR HOLLYWOOD ELEGANZA?

338. - YES.

339. - IT STILL SEEMS A LITTLE UNDERSTATED HERE.

340. WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO TO JUJU-IT UP?

341. - YOU JUST SAID IT. I'M JUST GOING TO JUJU-IT UP.

342. - UH-HUH. LAST WEEK YOU DID WIND UP IN THE BOTTOM TWO,

343. AND THE STAKES ARE, OH, SO HIGH.

344. - I KNOW.

345. - WELL, LISTEN. YOU KEEP ON WORKIN' IT, MAMA.

346. STAY DOWN. STAY DOWN.

347. STAY HOOD. - STAY HERE.

348. - STAY HERE. THAT'S RIGHT.

349. - YES, GIRL. - ALL RIGHT.

350. - HEY, TATIANNA.

351. I SEE YOU'RE OVER HERE, PONDERING YOUR OUTFITS HERE.

352. - YES.

353. - WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT? THIS IS YOUR TEEN OUTFIT.

354. - NO.

355. - WHAT IS THIS?

356. - THAT IS FOR THE HOLLYWOOD RED CARPET...

357. - EXTRAVAGANZA.

358. NOW, I'M JUST A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT THE, UM...

359. CHA-CHA OF THIS HERE.

360. WHAT DO YOU THINK SANTINO WILL SAY ABOUT THIS?

361. - I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE.

362. - THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE, IS IT?

363. YOU NEVER— JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T DONE IT—

364. - THEY HAVEN'T SEEN IT,

365. SO THEY HAVEN'T COMMENTED ON ANYTHING.

366. - LOOK, TATIANNA, WE'RE AT THAT PLACE.

367. YOU GOTTA BRING IT.

368. YOU'RE UNDER DOUBLE SCRUTINY. TRIPLE SCRUTINY!

369. - YEAH.

370. - BECAUSE YOU HAVE THREE DIFFERENT LOOKS

371. AND THREE DIFFERENT OPPORTUNITIES

372. TO BE CRITICIZED.

373. - SEE, I THINK OF IT AS THE POSITIVE.

374. YOU HAVE THREE DIFFERENT CHANCES TO WOW THE JUDGES

375. RATHER THAN JUST ONE.

376. - WELL, LISTEN.

377. I DON'T WANT TO THROW YOU OFF YOUR GAME,

378. BUT I'M TELLING YOU,

379. THESE BITCHES ARE COMING FOR YOU,

380. AND IF YOU WERE EVER GOING TO PULL SOMETHING OUT OF YOUR ASS,

381. NOW'D BE THE TIME TO DO IT.

382. THANK YOU, TATIANNA.

383. - THANK YOU.

384. - LADIES, GATHER ROUND.

385. TOMORROW AT THE DIVA AWARDS,

386. OUR EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST JUDGES

387. WILL BE TONY-AWARD WINNER

388. MARISSA JARET WINOKUR, FROM HAIRSPRAY.

389. THAT'S RIGHT... AND OSCAR-WINNER TATUM O'NEAL.

390. YES! WE HAVE PEOPLE WHO HAVE SNATCHED TROPHIES, HONE-TY.

391. - WE'RE HAVING A TONY-AWARD WINNER

392. AND AN OSCAR-WINNER SITTING THERE,

393. JUDGING US ON HOW WE MAINTAIN OURSELVES

394. AT AN AWARD CEREMONY.

395. THAT'S NO JOKE.

396. - NOW, LISTEN.

397. I KNOW YOU HAVE A LOT ON YOUR PLATE...

398. BUT THERE'S JUST ONE MORE LITTLE TWIST,

399. DARLING.

400. NOW, BEFORE YOU HIT THE AWARDS SHOW CIRCUIT,

401. THE FOUR OF YOU WILL NEED TO PERFORM

402. A DIVA AWARDSOPENING NUMBER.

403. THE SONG AND OUTFITS HAVE BEEN CHOSEN,

404. BUT YOU NEED TO WORK TOGETHER ON THE CHOREOGRAPHY.

405. NOW, TYRA, BECAUSE YOU WON THE MINI-CHALLENGE,

406. I'M LEAVING YOU IN CHARGE OF THE OPENING NUMBER.

407. - I'M IN CHARGE OF THE GIRLS.

408. - YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF THE OPENING NUMBER.

409. - HI, MAMA.

410. - WORKING IN A GROUP WOULDN'T BE MY FIRST CHOICE,

411. BUT I'M GOING TO WORK HARD,

412. BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL

413. THAT I'M GOING TO LET SOMEONE ELSE FAIL

414. AND PUT ME IN THE BOTTOM TWO.

415. - NOW, TOMORROW, ON THE MAIN STAGE,

416. I EXPECT YOU GIRLS TO BE DRIPPING WITH

417. CHARISMA, UNIQUENESS, NERVE, AND TALENT.

418. AND, FINALLY...

419. I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL THE MEMBERS OF THE ACADEMY,

420. MY PERSONAL TUCKER...

421. AND, LAST BUT NOT LEAST,

422. TO MY FOUR LITTLE DARLING DIVAS,

423. I JUST WANT TO SAY—

424. DON'T FUCK IT UP!

425. I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULDN'T CRY.

426. GOODBYE!

427. GOOD LUCK.

428. - BYE, RU.

429. - AND KEEP IT REAL!

430. - WHAT SONG IS IT?

431. - I DON'T KNOW.

432. - LAST TIME TYRA HAD TO WORK IN A GROUP,

433. SHE WANTED TO LEAVE HER GROUP.

434. IT'S A RECIPE FOR DISASTER.

435. - I THOUGHT IT WAS MY NAME, FOR A MINUTE.

436. - THE FOUR OF US HAVE TO DO A NUMBER

437. FOR THE OPENING OF THE DIVA AWARDS.

438. AM I HAPPY ABOUT IT?

439. NO. 'CAUSE IT TAKES TIME AWAY

440. FROM ME GETTING MY SHIT TOGETHER.

441. - SO WE'RE GONNA—

442. OKAY, SO WE'RE GONNA WALK OUT TO THE INTRO

443. AND STAND BY OUR LETTER,

444. LIKE YOU ARE.

445. - DO YOU WANT US TO ALL HAVE THE SAME POSE,

446. OR DO YOU WANT US TO ALL HAVE DIFFERENT POSES,

447. BUT WE JUST DON'T BREAK THOSE POSES

448. UNTIL IT GETS TO OUR LINE?

449. - UM...

450. - SO WE LOOK AT TYRA,

451. AND WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE DIRECTION IS FOR THIS.

452. AND SHE'S NOT REALLY GIVING ANYTHING,

453. AND THEN SHE DOES, AND WE'RE LIKE, "OKAY."

454. - WE WALK OUT...

455. WHEN DOES THIS HAPPEN?

456. - AT THE BEGINNING. - WHEN WHAT HAPPENS?

457. - RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING?

458. - THIS IS THE END.

459. - AH, THIS IS THE END.

460. - I THINK IT SHOWED THAT TYRA ISN'T THE BEST

461. WITH CHOREOGRAPHY,

462. BECAUSE IT WASN'T CHOREOGRAPHY.

463. IT WAS JUST KIND OF, WE'RE GOING TO POSE,

464. AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO SPIN...

465. AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO POSE.

466. AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO STACK LETTERS... AND POSE.

467. AND IT WAS VERY POSEY.

468. - WHO'S SINGING THIS PART?

469. - WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT LATER.

470. - I'M THE ONE WITH THE...

471. - UH, I GUESS— I GUESS I'LL JUST STAY HERE.

472. - OUR REHEARSAL WAS A HOT MESS.

473. AND SO I'M REALLY HOPING

474. THAT WE CAN PULL THIS OFF TOMORROW.

475. - THANK YOU.

476. - JUST PLAYING.

477. - YOU ARE SO CHEEKY. - BITCH, PLEASE.

478. - IS EVERYBODY CONFIDENT WITH THE THINGS THAT THEY HAVE?

479. - YEAH, I COULDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT, THOUGH.

480. I WAS SITTING THERE THINKING, "WHAT THE HELL?"

481. I WASN'T HAPPY WITH MY TEEN-DREAM WHATEVER.

482. - I HOPE THIS SHIRT FITS ME.

483. - I'M SO SCARED ABOUT THIS DRESS.

484. - I WANTED TO MAKE A FULL GOWN COMPLETELY MADE OUT OF FUR,

485. BUT I REALIZED I DON'T LIKE IT,

486. SO NOW I HAVE TO CHANGE MY ENTIRE PLAN

487. AND COME UP WITH A NEW LOOK.

488. - SO TODAY DETERMINES THE TOP THREE,

489. AND I'M GOING TO BE THERE.

490. - I'M DEFINITELY THINKING I DESERVE TO BE THERE.

491. I THINK I WORK VERY, VERY HARD.

492. - I KNOW I DESERVE TO.

493. I'VE WORKED REALLY HARD,

494. AND I'VE GROWN A LOT SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE,

495. AND I THINK THAT THEY KNOW IT TOO.

496. - YOU KNOW, I MAY HAVE HAD TO LIP-SYNC FOR MY LIFE TWICE,

497. BUT IT GOT TO THE POINT WHERE THE CHALLENGES GOT HARDER,

498. AND I WON TWO OF THEM.

499. - Y'ALL WON TWO, YOU WON TWO, YOU GOT ONE, AND I HAVE ZERO.

500. - I DO NOT WANT TO BE IN THE BOTTOM TWO AGAIN.

501. YOU KNOW, THIS IS GOING TO BE A THIRD TIME, IF I DO.

502. AND, LAST I REMEMBER,

503. SAHARA DID IT THREE TIMES AND SHE WENT HOME.

504. - NOW, WHO DO YOU THINK'S GONNA BE IN THE TOP THREE?

505. - ME. - ME.

506. - NAME ALL THREE PEOPLE.

507. - WHY DON'T YOU START THAT?

508. - OKAY, I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE ME, YOU, AND TYRA.

509. TYRA HAS SHOWN CONSISTENCY.

510. YOU HAVE BROUGHT A SENSE OF ENERGY.

511. I HAVE GIVEN THEM WHAT THEY ARE LOOKING FOR.

512. AND IT SEEMS LIKE TATIANNA HASN'T DONE

513. WHAT THEY WANT FROM HER YET.

514. SO, TATIANNA, WHO DO YOU THINK IS IN THE TOP THREE?

515. - UM, I HOPE IT'S ME,

516. AND THAT'S REALLY ALL I HAVE TO SAY ON THE MATTER.

517. - TYRA?

518. - I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU,

519. BUT THINGS COULD CHANGE IF SHE PULLS IT TOGETHER TODAY.

520. I THINK SHE— LIKE,

521. LIKE HAS TO REALLY, LIKE, WOW THE JUDGES.

522. - JUJUBEE?

523. - YOU KNOW, I— I HATE TO BE LIKE THIS,

524. BUT, TATIANNA, DON'T HATE ME.

525. - ALL RIGHT.

526. - BUT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU, RAVEN.

527. DON'T BE MAD AT ME, GIRL.

528. - I'VE KNOWN FOR A WHILE

529. THAT ALL THE GIRLS DON'T THINK I'M COMPETITION,

530. BUT A LOT OF THOSE GIRLS

531. WHO THOUGHT I WASN'T COMPETITION

532. HAVE GONE HOME.

533. IN MY HEAD I'M JUST LIKE, "THINK THAT, FEEL THAT, OWN IT."

534. OH, WHATEVER.

535. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BREAK MY SPIRIT.

536. - YOU KNOW I ONLY BRING SHIT UP THAT I ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO.

537. - BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH. I LOVE IT.

538. - HEY, JUDGES.

539. SANTINO RICE...

540. WHY, YOU OLD GEEZER.

541. MERLE! HI, HONEY.

542. - HONEY, I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU

543. TO "GATHER YE ROSEBUDS WHILE YE MAY" TONIGHT.

544. MARISSA!

545. - HELLO... YOUR HAIR IS AMAZING.

546. - OH, YOU KNOW.

547. I JUST WASHED IT, I COULDN'T DO A THING WITH IT.

548. TATUM O'NEAL IS HERE.

549. SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU.

550. - THANK YOU.

551. - ARE YOU READY TO SEE MY GIRLS?

552. - HELL, YES.

553. - EXCELLENT.

554. THIS WEEK, OUR LADIES WERE CHALLENGED

555. TO PULL OFF THREE AWARD-WINNING LOOKS.

556. NOW, TO KICK THINGS OFF,

557. OUR LADIES HAVE PREPARED A SHOW-STOPPING OPENING NUMBER.

558. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES...

559. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN!

560. - THIS SHOW IS GOING GREAT...

561. AND THEN I FORGET ONE OF THE STEPS.

562. - JUJUBEE WAS OFF.

563. - WOOHOO!

564. BITCH!

565. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

566. HERE COME OUR GIRLS FOR THE TEEN DIVA AWARDS.

567. - TATIANNA.

568. OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS, SHE'S SO CUTE.

569. - IS THAT FROM, LIKE, BCBG?

570. - I'M FEELING LIKE I'M SELLING IT,

571. AND I'M REALLY GIVING THE AURA OF "HOT TEEN ACTRESS."

572. - BYE-EE!

573. - OH, MY GOD, THAT IS SO RAVEN.

574. - IT'S LIKE TEEN CHANEL.

575. - IT IS TEEN CHANEL.

576. - I FEEL CUTE, I FEEL FUN,

577. I'M JUST BOUNCING DOWN THE CATWALK.

578. - I REALLY WANT TO LOSE THREE POUNDS, RAVEN.

579. YES.

580. - JUJUBEE.

581. - SHE'S A MEAN GIRL.

582. - OH, IS THIS THE B.E.T. TEEN AWARDS?

583. SHE MUST BE FROM BALDWIN HILLS.

584. - I'M SO COMFORTABLE WITH THIS HIP-HOP LOOK RIGHT NOW,

585. I AM CHANNELING THIS "MARY J. BLIGE."

586. - YEAH, MJB, Y'ALL. OOH.

587. IS THAT SOLANGE KNOWLES?

588. NO, HONEY, IT IS TYRA.

589. - I FELT JUST LIKE I HAD TURNED 16 ALL OVER AGAIN.

590. - OH, MY GOD, TYRA, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TEXT ME.

591. BREAKING NEWS!

592. LET'S GO LIVE TO THE DC DIVA PRESS AWARDS.

593. - SARAH PALIN!

594. SHE CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM HER HOUSE.

595. - I'M FEELING SUPER-CONFIDENT.

596. IT'S A LOOK THAT I'VE NEVER TRIED BEFORE,

597. BUT I STILL FELT SEXY.

598. - OH, SHE'S GOT A CALL.

599. HELLO?

600. RUSH LIMBAUGH, WHY, YOU FAT FUCK.

601. - OH... LESLIE STAHL... YES, RIGHT.

602. WELL, SHE'S GIVING US SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE.

603. - I'M JUST GOING TO GIVE POWER.

604. I'M GETTING AN AWARD FOR TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS.

605. - MEET YOU AT THE WATERGATE FOR LUNCH.

606. JUJUBEE!

607. IS SHE A LAWYER?

608. - I THINK SHE'S GETTING A CALL FROM THE HUSBAND.

609. - YES.

610. - HE'S SAYING, STOP BUYING ALL THAT ESCADA.

611. IT'S COSTING ME TOO MUCH MONEY.

612. - I'M KIND OF CHANNELING A FIERCE EXECUTIVE.

613. SHE REFUSES TO WEAR SKIRTS.

614. SHE WEARS THE PANTS IN THE FAMILY.

615. - SHE'S VERY NANCY PELOSI...

616. BUT, SEE, SHE CAN MOVE HER FOREHEAD.

617. - AND HER ASS.

618. - "MARY J. PELOSI."

619. - TYRA SANCHEZ.

620. EAT YOUR HEART OUT, MICHELLE OBAMA.

621. - THE JUDGES HAVE NEVER SEEN ME IN PANTS.

622. AND SO IT'S GIVING THEM A DIFFERENT LOOK FROM ME,

623. BUT STILL TYRA—

624. NICE AND ELEGANT, A TOTALLY DIFFERENT LOOK.

625. - YES, SHE CAN!

626. - I'M JAMES ST. JAMES,

627. AUTHOR, NIGHTLIFE DINOSAUR,

628. AND RED CARPET PERENNIAL, HERE AT THE DIVA AWARDS.

629. - HERE'S A YOUNG STARLET, TATIANNA.

630. COME HERE, COME HERE.

631. NOW, TELL ME WHAT IT IS THAT YOU'RE WEARING.

632. - I WANTED TO SHOW SOME LEG,

633. BUT I WANTED TO STILL BE CUTE, AND NOT TOO, TOO MUCH.

634. - GORGEOUS.

635. DO YOU THINK SHE'S WEARING PANTIES?

636. NO HOLLYWOOD STARLET DOES!

637. - OH, IS THAT CHER?

638. OH, MY GOD, THAT IS RAVEN.

639. - YOU ARE THE SPITTING IMAGE OF ANJELICA HUSTON.

640. WHAT IS IT YOU'RE WEARING?

641. GIVE US THE ENSEMBLE.

642. - THE GOWN IS BY VIVIAN WALLACE.

643. I LOST A FEW BEADS,

644. BUT HOPEFULLY THEY'LL END UP ON THE RUNWAY

645. AND A COUPLE OF THE GIRLS WILL FALL ON THEM.

646. - THAT BEADING IS GORGEOUS.

647. I WANT THAT OUTFIT.

648. IT'S VERY ANGELINA JOLIE, RIGHT?

649. - VERY. WITHOUT THE CHILDREN.

650. - YES, WITHOUT THE KIDS OR THE MICKEY-D's.

651. WHAT BOLLYWOOD STAR IS THIS?

652. AH! JUJUBEE.

653. - I FEEL WONDERFUL, FABULOUS, GORGEOUS, BEAUTIFUL.

654. - KEEP IT COMING, KEEP IT COMING.

655. - YOU LOOK GORGEOUS, YOU KNOW THAT.

656. SHE'S NOT JUST DRESSED FOR THE RED CARPET,

657. SHE'S WEARING IT!

658. WHO'S— IS THAT BEYONCE?

659. NO! OH, MY GOODNESS, IT'S TYRA.

660. - MY DEAR, HOW ARE YOU FEELING TONIGHT?

661. ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?

662. - I'M FEELING FABULOUS.

663. - IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO SAY TO YOUR FANS?

664. - TO MY FANS, JUST KEEP DREAMING,

665. AND, REMEMBER—

666. IF YOU CAN'T LOVE YOURSELF,

667. HOW IN THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA LOVE ANYBODY ELSE?

668. - TYRA... - WORD.

669. - AH.

670. - IT'S KIND OF RITA HAYWORTH.

671. - IT'S VERY RITA HAYWORTH, "GILDA."

672. - YES, "GILDA."

673. - WELCOME, LADIES.

674. AN ACCEPTANCE SPEECH

675. IS AN ESSENTIAL PART OF ANY AWARDS SHOW.

676. AND NOW, I WANT EACH OF YOU TO SHARE YOURS WITH THE JUDGES.

677. THE "DIVA OF THE YEAR" AWARD GOES TO...

678. TATIANNA!

679. - FIRST OFF, THANK YOU.

680. I WANT TO START BY THANKING MY MOTHER.

681. WITHOUT HER, I WOULDN'T BE HERE TODAY,

682. AND, WITHOUT HER GENES,

683. I MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN HERE TODAY.

684. I DID ME TO THE FULLEST,

685. AND THAT IS WHY I'M STANDING HERE TODAY,

686. ACCEPTING THIS AWARD.

687. THANK YOU.

688. - THANK YOU, TATIANNA.

689. - THANK YOU.

690. - THE "DIVA OF THE YEAR" AWARD GOES TO...

691. RAVEN.

692. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

693. I, FIRST OF ALL, HAVE TO THANK GOD,

694. FOR, WITHOUT HIM, I WOULD NOT BE HERE.

695. I ALSO HAVE TO THANK RuPAUL,

696. FOR PUTTING A FIRE UNDER MY BUTT,

697. AND I ALSO HAVE TO THANK ALL OF MY FANS,

698. WHO HAVE GOTTEN ME TO WHERE I AM TODAY.

699. THANK YOU.

700. - THANK YOU, RAVEN.

701. - THE "DIVA OF THE YEAR" AWARD GOES TO...

702. JUJUBEE.

703. - [BREATHLESSLY, GASPING]: OH. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

704. FIRST AND FOREMOST,

705. I'D LIKE TO THANK MY CREATOR, KING JESUS AND GOD HIMSELF.

706. I'D LIKE TO THANK MY FATHER FOR JUST BELIEVING IN ME

707. AND TAKING HIS TIME TO TEACH ME.

708. MOTHER, I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE, AND I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING.

709. IT'S OKAY,

710. ONE DAY, WE'LL BE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.

711. THIS IS MY DIVA MOMENT,

712. AND I AM SO GLAD TO SHARE THIS MOMENT WITH YOU.

713. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

714. THE "DIVA OF THE YEAR" AWARD GOES TO...

715. TYRA SANCHEZ.

716. - WOW! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS NOMINATED.

717. - FIRST AND FOREMOST,

718. I HAVE TO DEDICATE MY AWARD TO MY SON.

719. IT'S YOU WHO MAKE ME SMILE, IT'S YOU WHO KEEPS ME GOING,

720. IT'S YOU WHO MAKES ME MOTIVATED.

721. AND I JUST WANT HIM TO KNOW THAT, IF HE BELIEVES,

722. ALL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE.

723. THANK YOU.

724. I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULDN'T CRY.

725. - ALL RIGHT, NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE JUDGES' CRITIQUES.

726. TATIANNA, I WANT TO START WITH YOU.

727. - HELLO.

728. - DID YOU INTENTIONALLY DO SARAH PALIN?

729. - YOU KNOW, I WASN'T INTENTIONALLY GOING FOR THAT,

730. BUT I DO LOVE HER HAIR.

731. - INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH,

732. I THINK THE SEXIEST WE'VE SEEN YOU LOOK

733. WAS DOING THE "EXECUTIVE CHIC" IN DC.

734. THE FACT THAT YOU'RE HIDING IT A LITTLE

735. MADE YOU LOOK MORE BEAUTIFUL.

736. - I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH THE RUFFLE.

737. IT'S A LITTLE TOO BIG ON TOP.

738. IT'S NOT COMING OFF AS LIKE A REAL GARMENT FOR ME.

739. - THE RED CARPET, NOW THAT'S WHERE YOU GOT ME.

740. AND UNFORTUNATELY, JAMES ST. JAMES,

741. HE'S BEEN HOLDING A MIC A LONG TIME,

742. OR WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S BEEN HOLDING, BUT—

743. - AMONG OTHER THINGS.

744. - "AMONG OTHER THINGS."

745. BUT HE REALLY GOT INTO THAT MIC AND HE WAS LIKE,

746. "SO WHAT DO YOU THINK," AND YOU WERE LIKE—

747. - IT DID SEEM LIKE YOU WERE SOFT-SPOKEN,

748. AND WAS LACKING CONFIDENCE.

749. - HI, RAVEN.

750. - HI.

751. - I HAVE TO SAY, I REALLY DO LOVE THIS DRESS.

752. - IT'S ACTUALLY SHEER.

753. THE BEADS COVER YOUR NAUGHTY PARTS.

754. WHEN YOU WEAR IT,

755. YOU'RE, OF COURSE, SUPPOSED TO BE A REAL WOMAN.

756. - OH, YOU MEAN FOR A "BIOLOGICAL WOMAN."

757. - A BIOLOGICAL WOMAN— I'M A "PSYCHOLOGICAL WOMAN."

758. - YOU WERE GIVING ME THE FIRST WOMAN FOUR-STAR GENERAL.

759. IT WAS VERY SEVERE AND BELIEVABLE, AND I—

760. I LOVE THAT.

761. - I LOVE A FOUR-STAR GENERAL WITH A PEARL NECKLACE.

762. THAT'S HOT.

763. - YOUR BACKSTAGE WAS, I THINK,

764. THE BEST OUT OF THE GIRLS, FOR ME.

765. YOU WERE ACCESSIBLE, YOU WERE FUNNY.

766. - THERE ARE NO SMALL PEOPLE... JUST BIG BITCHES.

767. - FUNNY AS THAT WAS,

768. THEN YOU TURNED AROUND AND GAVE AN ACCEPTANCE SPEECH

769. THAT WAS COMPLETELY FROM THE HEART.

770. SO WE GOT TO SEE ALL THE DIFFERENT SPECTRUM OF YOU,

771. WHICH WE SAW IN ALL THE OUTFITS TOO.

772. - THANK YOU.

773. - JUJUBEE.

774. - HI.

775. - YOUR DIVA AWARDS PRESENTATION.

776. YOU MISSED A FEW STEPS.

777. - OF COURSE. YOU KNOW, I HAVE TWO LEFT FEET.

778. - I WAS LIKE, "OH, NO, SHE'S MESSING UP!"

779. BUT THEN YOU, LIKE, CAMPED IT UP SO MUCH

780. THAT THEN I KIND OF COULDN'T KEEP MY EYES OFF OF YOU.

781. YOU REALLY RECOVERED WELL.

782. AND THEN, THIS LOOK, I DID THINK,

783. "OH, THIS IS A COSTUME.

784. "THIS ISN'T WHAT SOMEONE WOULD REALLY WEAR

785. TO AN AWARDS CEREMONY."

786. - I THOUGHT WHAT JUJU BROUGHT TONIGHT WAS NERVE.

787. I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY NERVY TO GO WITH A HIP-HOP URBAN LOOK,

788. WHEN IT'S NOT WHAT YOU WOULD EXPECT.

789. IT WAS REALLY THE ONLY TRUE SURPRISE THAT WE SAW.

790. - THEN WE'VE GOT YOUR ACCEPTANCE SPEECH.

791. - MOTHER, I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE,

792. AND I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING.

793. IT'S OKAY,

794. ONE DAY, WE'LL BE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.

795. - WE ALL KNOW I DON'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH MY MOTHER,

796. BUT SHE PUT ME HERE ON EARTH, SO I HAVE TO THANK HER.

797. - I CAN RELATE. MY DAD WASN'T THERE, UH,

798. FOR MY WINNING THE ACADEMY AWARD, SO...

799. BUT HE WAS BUSY AND STUFF,

800. SO IT'S NOT LIKE I HOLD IT AGAINST HIM,

801. BUT, SO, BUT YOU KNOW, YOU'D WANT...

802. I WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD,

803. SO YOU'D WANT SOMEONE THERE.

804. SO I GET IT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

805. AND— BUT I LOVE THAT YOU HAD THE PRESENCE OF MIND

806. TO SAY THAT.

807. - YES. THANK YOU.

808. - THANK YOU.

809. - HI, TYRA.

810. - HI.

811. - I'VE GOTTA TELL YOU,

812. THE FACT THAT YOU'VE BEEN HERE ALL THESE WEEKS

813. AND YOU WERE ABLE TO SAVE THIS DRESS UNTIL NOW...

814. I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU A STANDING OVATION

815. FOR THAT ALONE.

816. - THANK YOU.

817. - WERE THERE ANY OTHER TIMES WHEN YOU THOUGHT,

818. "OKAY, I'M GOING TO WEAR THE ICE GREEN TODAY?"

819. - EVERY TIME I WOULD GET READY FOR A CHALLENGE,

820. I WOULD SEE IT,

821. AND I'M THINKING, "IT'S NOT TIME.

822. WHEN IT'S TIME, IT'LL CALL MY NAME."

823. - AND YOU WERE JUST SO IMPRESSIVE THIS WEEK.

824. I LOVE THAT PLUM COCKTAIL DRESS.

825. I NOTICED THAT YOU COVERED THE SHOES.

826. YOU KNOW, YOU JUST KNOW HOW TO WEAR CLOTHES.

827. - THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE TEEN OUTFIT.

828. THAT DRESS WAS EXACTLY RIGHT.

829. AND THEN THE HAIR WAS SO VERY EDITORIAL.

830. - YOUR ACCEPTANCE SPEECH?

831. IT WAS, I THINK, MY FAVOURITE TONIGHT.

832. I HAVE SEEN A LOT OF GROWTH IN YOUR STAGE PRESENCE.

833. YOUR CONFIDENCE, YOUR CALMNESS,

834. THE WAY YOU SPOKE WAS REALLY THERE.

835. - WELL, THANK YOU, LADIES.

836. WHILE YOU ENJOY AN ABSOLUTCOCKTAIL

837. IN THE INTERIOR ILLUSIONS LOUNGE,

838. THE JUDGES AND I WILL DELIBERATE.

839. YOU MAY LEAVE THE STAGE.

840. ALL RIGHT, HERE COMES THE HARD PART.

841. LET'S START WITH... TATIANNA.

842. THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT TATIANNA THAT FEELS UNFINISHED,

843. LIKE HER DRESS.

844. - HERE'S THE THING.

845. WHEN YOU'VE GOT A BODY LIKE TATIANNA,

846. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO MUCH.

847. IF YOU'RE ASKED TO BRING "RED CARPET REALNESS,"

848. DON'T COME IN SOMETHING THAT'S A LITTLE TOO SLUTTY,

849. A LITTLE OBVIOUS, AND HOMEMADE.

850. - BUT THERE WAS A POSITIVE ABOUT HER WASHINGTON, DC, LOOK.

851. - I THOUGHT THAT WAS HER BEST LOOK,

852. BECAUSE SHE WASN'T LEANING ON HER LOOKS.

853. SHE WAS BRINGING SOMETHING ELSE TO THE TABLE

854. WITH SOME THOUGHT AND SOME FUN.

855. - I THINK SHE HAS A SPARK.

856. EVEN JUST STANDING THERE, SMILING—

857. - GORGEOUS!

858. - ... LIKE, MY EYES ARE DRAWN TO HER.

859. - YES. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

860. - LIKE THERE'S NO QUESTION WHY SHE MADE IT THIS FAR.

861. - SHE'S GORGEOUS.

862. - YES, SHE IS GORGEOUS.

863. - BUT YOU'VE GOT PEOPLE WHO ARE DROPPING INTO CHARACTER,

864. WHO ARE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, HAVE GOT SOME...

865. LIKE, REALLY LIKE OFF-THE-CUFF REPARTEE.

866. SO IT ISN'T JUST ABOUT A BEAUTIFUL FACE.

867. - THE REAL QUESTION IS,

868. DOES TATIANNA HAVE WHAT IT TAKES

869. TO BE AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR?

870. - SHE GOT THE BEAUTY.

871. SHE GOT THE BODY.

872. I DON'T BELIEVE SHE HAS THE PERSONALITY

873. OR THE TASTE LEVEL

874. OR THE SASSY HUMOUR.

875. - LET'S GO TO JUJUBEE.

876. YOU KNOW, JUJUBEE HAS THIS INTELLECT ABOUT HER

877. THAT FEELS BEYOND ANY OF THE GIRLS IN THE ROOM,

878. BUT SHE SOMETIMES RELIES ON

879. THIS SORT OF I-PERFORM-FOR-YOU TYPE OF CHARACTER

880. THAT IS SORT OF ONE-DIMENSIONAL.

881. - NO, I TOTALLY DISAGREE.

882. I THINK SHE'S AN ACTRESS.

883. SHE'S GOT SOME SPUNK ABOUT HER.

884. HER MINUS—

885. I THINK SHE MADE A POOR CHOICE ON HER LAST DRESS.

886. - MM-HMM.

887. - I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S WORTH BEING SENT HOME FOR.

888. - RAVEN.

889. - I JUST WAS DRAWN TO HER,

890. JUST BECAUSE SHE SEEMED LIKE SOMEBODY WHO'S WORKED VERY HARD,

891. WHO SORT OF GETS IT, WHO'S FUNNY.

892. - WELL, I'VE GOTTEN TO BE A BIGGER FAN OF RAVEN'S

893. AS THE SHOW'S GONE ON.

894. EVERY WEEK, THE ONION PEELS BACK A LITTLE MORE—

895. - YEAH.

896. - ... AND WHAT YOU SEE GETS MORE INTERESTING.

897. - IT'S SO TOUGH, 'CAUSE, I MEAN,

898. THE SAME THING THAT I LOVE ABOUT RAVEN

899. IS THE THING THAT COULD BE HER WEAKNESS,

900. AND IT'S THAT HARD EDGE.

901. - ALL RIGHT. NOW, TYRA?

902. - I LOVED HER FROM THE MINUTE THAT SHE WALKED ON.

903. SHE JUST GOT ME, MAN.

904. LIKE, I JUST REALLY LOOKED AT HER,

905. AND I WAS LIKE, "STAR, WINNER."

906. SHE DOES NEED TO WORK ON HER VOICE.

907. - SHE'S GOTTEN BETTER.

908. AND THE SPEECH SHE GAVE TONIGHT WAS FUNNIER AND SOFTER

909. THAN ANYTHING ELSE SHE HAS DELIVERED.

910. - THAT'S TRUE.

911. I'VE NEVER CHANGED MY VOICE.

912. I THINK PEOPLE HEAR ME DIFFERENTLY WHEN I'M IN DRAG,

913. BUT I'VE NEVER CHANGED MY VOICE, NEVER HAVE.

914. - YOU HAVE A VERY, YOU KNOW... YOUR VOICE MATCHES YOU.

915. - YEAH. - YEAH.

916. - HE'S 21.

917. I COULDN'T IMAGINE GOING THROUGH THIS AT 21.

918. AND WITH A SON.

919. TO SAY, "I'M GOING TO DO THIS,"

920. I THINK THAT SHOWS MORE MATURITY

921. THAN ANYBODY ELSE ON THAT STAGE,

922. BEING ABLE TO SAY,

923. "I HAVE A CHILD,

924. "I'M BRINGING HIM INTO THIS AMAZING WORLD

925. "AND SHOWING HIM YOU CAN REALLY DO—

926. THIS IS TRULY PROVING YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT."

927. - ALL RIGHT. SILENCE!

928. I HAVE MADE MY DECISION.

929. BRING... BACK... MY GIRLS.

930. - WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

931. NOW, AWARDS ARE A FUNNY THING.

932. WE LIE AND SAY "IT'S AN HONOUR JUST TO BE NOMINATED,"

933. BUT, DEEP DOWN, WE ALL WANT TO SNATCH THAT TROPHY.

934. AND, YET, WHAT MATTERS IN THIS WORLD

935. IS CHARISMA, UNIQUENESS, NERVE, AND TALENT.

936. BASED ON THAT CRITERIA, I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

937. RAVEN...

938. YOU'RE SAFE.

939. - THANK YOU.

940. - YOU MAY LEAVE THE STAGE.

941. - THANK YOU.

942. - I'M TOP THREE.

943. I'M EXCITED.

944. BUT I SHOULD HAVE WON.

945. - THE WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE

946. IS...

947. TYRA SANCHEZ.

948. CONGRATULATIONS.

949. - THANK YOU.

950. - YOU HAVE WON A FEATURE PHOTOSPREAD

951. IN PAPERMAGAZINE.

952. YOU MAY LEAVE THE STAGE.

953. - I'M NOT SATISFIED WITH BEING IN THE TOP THREE.

954. MY GOAL IS TO WIN.

955. - JUJUBEE...

956. TATIANNA...

957. THE TWO OF YOU ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

958. - ONCE AGAIN, I AM IN THE BOTTOM TWO.

959. I'M SO DISAPPOINTED.

960. - WHEN I HEAR THAT I'M IN THE BOTTOM TWO,

961. I'M NOT SURPRISED.

962. I'M REALLY JUST TRYING TO PULL THIS OUT.

963. - LADIES, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO IMPRESS ME

964. AND SAVE YOURSELF FROM ELIMINATION.

965. THE TIME HAS COME

966. FOR YOU TO LIP-SYNC

967. FOR YOUR LIFE.

968. GOOD LUCK...

969. AND DON'T FUCK IT UP.

970. - I DEFINITELY HAD ISSUES WITH THE LYRICS.

971. THE WAY ARETHA FRANKLIN SINGS THAT SONG

972. IS SO DIFFICULT TO LIP-SYNC TO.

973. - LADIES...

974. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

975. JUJUBEE...

976. SHANTE, YOU STAY.

977. - I AM IN THE FINAL THREE.

978. GIRL!

979. I WAS JUST THIS, LIKE... GAY BOY WITH A DREAM.

980. YOU KNOW?

981. - TATIANNA...

982. YOU MADE THIS COMPETITION FUN AND FRESH AND YOUNG...

983. AND WE ALL OWE YOU A DEBT OF GRATITUDE.

984. FOR THAT,

985. I HAVE JUST TWO WORDS—

986. THANK YOU.

987. - THANK YOU.

988. - THANK YOU.

989. - THANK YOU.

990. - THANK YOU. - THANK YOU.

991. - NOW SASHAY... AWAY.

992. - BYE.

993. - LOOK AT MY SKIRT— IT'S SHORT AS HELL!

994. - BYE!

995. YOU KNOW, TO THE PEOPLE

996. WHO SAID THAT I WASN'T DRAG ENOUGH—

997. JUST BECAUSE I HAVE NATURAL BEAUTY

998. DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT A DRAG QUEEN.

999. I DIDN'T HAVE TO PUT ON POUNDS OF MAKEUP TO BE PRETTY.

1000. I THINK THAT BOTHERED SOME PEOPLE HERE,

1001. BUT THAT'S THEIR ISSUE.

1002. I KNOW WHAT I'VE GOT.

1003. I KNOW THAT I AM A DRAG QUEEN,

1004. AND ONE OF THE TOP DRAG QUEENS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

1005. - AND THEN... THERE WERE THREE.

1006. - WE ARE FAST APPROACHING THE FINISH LINE

1007. OF RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE.

1008. TYRA...

1009. JUJUBEE... RAVEN...

1010. NEXT WEEK,

1011. ONE OF YOU

1012. WILL BE CROWNED

1013. THE NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

1014. UNTIL THEN, REMEMBER—

1015. IF YOU CAN'T LOVE YOURSELF,

1016. HOW IN THE HELL YOU GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1017. CAN I GET AN "AMEN" IN HERE?

1018. AMEN!

1019. - ALL RIGHT.

1020. NOW LET THE MUSIC PLAY.