RuPaul's Drag Race 2x5

1. ONRuPAUL'S DRAG RACE...

2. - THIS WEEK, YOU'LL BE DOING

3. CELEBRITY IMPERSONATIONS.

4. - I DO A REALLY GOOD PINK.

5. ROLL'N'ROLL, BABY!

6. - I LIKE PLAYIN' "HIDE THE CUCUMBER."

7. BEYONCEÉ'S DONE FUNNY IS FALL.

8. ON HER ASS.

9. - TATIANNA, CONGRATULATIONS,

10. YOU'RE THE WINNER OF THIS CHALLENGE.

11. - THANK YOU SO MUCH.

12. - MORGAN, SONIQUE... YOU'RE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

13. WE'VE EVER SEEN.

14. SONIQUE... SASHAY AWAY.

15. - AND, TONIGHT...

16. - I EXPECT A DRAG-STRAVANZA.

17. - I'M GETTING MARRIED, Y'ALL!

18. - ... TO DRAGZILLAS.

19. - TYRA IS A COMPLETE BITCH.

20. - SHUT THE FUCK UP, OR I'LL MAKE YOU SHUT UP.

21. - OH!

22. GUEST JUDGES,

23. AND CLUB DIVA MARTHA WASH.

24. OF RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE

25. OFNYXCOSMETICS.COM,

26. ONE-YEAR P.R. CONTRACT

27. WITH THE LEADING L.G.B.T. FIRM, PROJECT PUBLICITY,

28. INL.A. EYEWORKS'

29. DESIGNER EYEWEAR CAMPAIGN,

30. LOGO'S " DRAG RACE" TOUR,

31. ABSOLUT DRINKS,

32. OF $25,000.

33. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN!

34. - MEOW!

35. - OH... SONIQUE...

36. THAT I REALLY ENJOYED.

37. GOING UP AGAINST HER...

38. BUT, AT THE END OF THE DAY, THIS IS A COMPETITION,

39. AND I'M OUT FOR BLOOD.

40. - WHO'S GOING TO TAKE IT OFF?

41. - I WILL.

42. - OH! - IT'LL BE SATISFYING.

43. I AM HAPPY THAT SONIQUE'S GONE.

44. A NEGATIVE COMMENT.

45. - SO DO IT, CLEAN MY MIRROR.

46. - I WON, AND SHE GOT SENT HOME,

47. SO, I REALLY JUST WANTED TO TAKE IN THE MOMENT,

48. WIPING HER MESSAGE AWAY.

49. - CONGRATULATIONS! - THANK YOU.

50. - CONGRATULATIONS. YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOURSELF.

51. DON'T BELIEVE IN TATIANNA,

52. THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING HERE.

53. - OOH, GIRL!

54. YOU GOT SHE-MAIL!

55. - HEY, DOLLS.

56. THAT YOU'RE THE NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR,

57. YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO MAKE A REAL COMMITMENT...

58. BEST THING COMES ALONG.

59. AND EAT IT TOO,

60. TO RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE,

61. HONEY, WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN.

62. - AHH!

63. - HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!

64. - HI!

65. FOR MAKING IT THIS FAR.

66. IT'S GETTING FIERCE UP IN HERE.

67. FOR TODAY'S MINI-CHALLENGE,

68. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE OURSELVES A LITTLE WRAP PARTY.

69. NOW, EACH WEEK ON THE MAIN STAGE,

70. AFTER ANOTHER.

71. TO THESE PLAIN WHITE BOXES.

72. TO QUEENIFY YOUR BOX,

73. WE PROVIDED,

74. YOUR OWN DRAG WARDROBE...

75. TO ONE OF YOUR FELLOW QUEENS.

76. YOU HAVE 30 MINUTES TO COMPLETE THIS CHALLENGE,

77. AND WHEN I RETURN,

78. I'LL DECIDE WHO HAS THE PRETTIEST BOX.

79. I'LL SEE YOU IN A FEW. - OKAY.

80. - JUJU?

81. - YES, HONEY?

82. - CAN I BORROW YOUR BIRD?

83. - YEAH!

84. TO JUST BE A GOLDEN BOX.

85. AND SHE'S LIKE, "OH..."

86. SHE'S USING THE SAME WRAPPING PAPER.

87. IS USUALLY GOOD...

88. MAYBE I'M INSPIRING THEM.

89. LIKE, MATHYBE EY WANT TO BE LIKE ME.

90. - HEY, JUJU.

91. DO YOU THINK I COULD USE, UM, A PIECE OF YOUR JEWELRY?

92. - GO AHEAD, BABY.

93. SOME OF YOUR GLITTER?

94. - GO AHEAD, GIRL. DON'T SPRINKLE

95. LIKE YOU DID WITH THE SHOE, THOUGH.

96. - ALL RIGHT, LADIES! TIME'S UP!

97. LADIES, I'M HERE TO INSPECT YOUR BOXES.

98. CAN I HOLD YOUR BOX?

99. THE CARD ON IT SAYS,

100. "TO RU, FROM AMERICA'S SWEETHEART, TYRA."

101. I LOVE IT!

102. BECAUSE, OFFSTAGE,

103. I'M A LITTLE MORE DELICATE, LITTLE FEMININE.

104. - OH, REALLY? - YEAH.

105. - REALLY? - YEAH, GIRL!

106. - WOW, THERE'S A LOT GOING ON HERE, MORGAN.

107. - YES, THERE IS.

108. IT'S, YOU KNOW, LOUD AND FUZZY AND FURRY AND COLOURFUL.

109. SO PROUD OF YOU.

110. - IT'S DARK AND SPARKLY... RuPAUL.

111. - PANDORA BOXX!

112. AND THE BLUE.

113. IT KINDA SAYS "HE/HER— I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE IS."

114. - UH-HUH, UH-HUH. JESSICA WILD!

115. - YES.

116. - OOH, SHE'S GOT A HOT PACKAGE, ALL RIGHT.

117. SO WHO IS THIS A PICTURE OF?

118. - THIS IS GLADYS, MY MOM.

119. - OH, THIS IS YOUR MOTHER?

120. - YES, AND SHE IS MY GIFT AND MY HEART AT THE SAME TIME.

121. FROM SOMEONE ELSE?

122. - I TOOK HER SCENT... AND I SPRAYED THE BOX.

123. THE ONLY SCENTED BOX?

124. - OF COURSE. - OH!

125. ARE SIGNATURE "TATI."

126. AND, UM, IT HAS

127. 'CAUSE THERE'S DIFFERENT SIDES TO ME.

128. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - THANK YOU.

129. - ALL RIGHT.

130. ALL RIGHT, LADIES, I'VE INSPECTED YOUR BOXES,

131. BUT I NEED TO PICK JUST ONE.

132. - CA-CAW! CA-CAW!

133. - WHAT? - CA-CAW! CA-CAW!

134. - WHO?

135. - THIS BOX IS DARK-SIDED.

136. - I CHOOSE THIS ONE! I WANT THIS ONE!

137. I'M GOING TO EMBRACE MY DARK SIDE, RAVEN.

138. RAVEN, YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS CHALLENGE,

139. AND NOW FOR THE GOOD PART... YOU MAY OPEN YOUR BOXES.

140. GO AHEAD, OPEN THEM UP.

141. SO FAR I'VE ASKED YOU

142. USING SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW,

143. SOMETHING BORROWED,

144. AND NOW THIS ENVELOPE...

145. SOMETHING BLUE.

146. - "RuPAUL CORDIALLY INVITES YOU

147. "TO THE WEDDING OF DAVID AND RAVEN,

148. TOMORROW, MAIN STAGE."

149. - THAT'S RIGHT.

150. TO YOUR VERY OWN WEDDING.

151. YES, MY DEARS,

152. YOU'LL BE BOTH THE BRIDE AND THE GROOM.

153. DRAGGED-OUT WEDDING DRESS,

154. YOU'LL PULL TOGETHER YOUR BEST MALE DRAG,

155. SELIX FORMAL WEAR.

156. LATER, YOU'LL POSE

157. POLITE IN PUBLIC,

158. WHICH WE'LL SHOW ON THE MAIN STAGE.

159. THE WEDDING DRESSES.

160. WOW, LOOK AT THAT.

161. SO, RAVEN, SINCE YOU WON THE MINI-CHALLENGE,

162. WEDDING DRESSES,

163. COURTESY OF RK BRIDAL.

164. PLUS, YOU GET TO CHOOSE

165. CHOOSE THEIR DRESSES.

166. WIN, BABY.

167. THAT RAVEN HAT, DARLING.

168. BEEN MARRIED BEFORE?

169. - NEVER.

170. THAT'S THE ONE YOU WANT?

171. OKAY. WHO GETS TO CHOOSE NEXT?

172. - I'M THINKING IT'S ME,

173. 'CAUSE I'M LIKE, "GIRL, I HELPED THIS BITCH WIN. MM!"

174. - I'M GOING TO GO WITH MORGAN.

175. - ALL RIGHT.

176. - I'M SURE EVERYONE KNEW "SHE'S GONNA PICK MORGAN FIRST,"

177. AND I DID. SO WHAT?

178. GET OVER IT. BOO-HOO.

179. - I'M LIKE, "GIRL, THAT WAS A MISTAKE ON YOUR PART."

180. - ALL RIGHT, RAVEN. WHO GOES NEXT?

181. - JUJU.

182. - OH, GOD I'M SO EXCITED...

183. I'M GETTING MARRIED Y'ALL!

184. - SAHARA.

185. - MRS. WILD...

186. ARE BEING CALLED,

187. I'M LIKE "I'M GOING TO BE LAST."

188. I'M GOING TO BE LAST.

189. THAT HAS TALENT.

190. - MISS SANCHEZ.

191. - I LIKE A CHALLENGE,

192. SO I'M GONNA GO WITH THE UGLY ONE.

193. - PANDY-BEAR.

194. - AND THAT LEAVES TATIANNA.

195. LADIES... DO YOU PROMISE

196. TO HAVE CHARISMA, UNIQUENESS,

197. NERVE, AND TALENT,

198. TILL DEATH DO YOU PART?

199. I DO.

200. - THEN SO BE IT.

201. I EXPECT A DRAG-STRAVAGANZA.

202. TO THE FIXINS BAR.

203. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES,

204. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN!

205. HAH! OH, DEAR!

206. IN FRONT OF THE FABRIC CART...

207. GIRL! YOU ARE SO DAMN SHADY.

208. - AHH!

209. THE REST OF THE GIRLS...

210. ON TOP OF THE GIRLS.

211. - OW!

212. - MISS HONEY, THAT'S DANGEROUS,

213. - GET OUT OF MY MIRROR, BITCH!

214. - SORRY.

215. - THE CHALLENGE, BASICALLY, IS MARRYING YOURSELF,

216. TO MAKE ONE AMAZING WEDDING.

217. - TATIANNA?

218. - YEAH-YEAH?

219. - YOU WERE CHOSEN LAST...

220. I DON'T THINK IT WAS PERSONAL, THOUGH.

221. FIRST, THOUGH.

222. - FIRST?

223. - 'CAUSE I HELPED HER WIN THAT FUCKING CHALLENGE,

224. DON'T YOU THINK?

225. - WELL, HONESTLY, YEAH.

226. - BUT IT'S OKAY, NO HARD FEELINGS, DIVA.

227. IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

228. GETS TO CHOOSE SOMETHING,

229. IT'S— "I PICK RAVEN." "I PICK MORGAN."

230. LIKE, I'M SURPRISED

231. WE DON'T HAVE A NAME FOR THEM YET...

232. "RORGAN."

233. "MAVEN."

234. HEY, "MORVANS!"

235. - IT'S— IT'S NOT— IS IT CORSETED IN?

236. - DOUCHEBAGS.

237. - MY WEDDING DAY.

238. IS THREATENED BY US.

239. I'M SURE THAT THEY'RE LOOKING AT US, LIKE,

240. "THESE BITCHES MIGHT DO A THING OR TWO."

241. ARE HELPING EACH OTHER,

242. BUT WE'RE STILL GUNNING FOR THE SAME PRIZE.

243. AND WE'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO WIN IT.

244. - IT'S SO FUNNY, NO ONE CHOSE THE DRESS THAT I WANTED.

245. - WHICH DRESS?

246. - THE ONE I GOT.

247. I GOT THE UGLIEST DRESS,

248. WAS TO GO AND CUT IT,

249. MAKE IT SHORTER,

250. AND THEN, LESS THAN, LIKE, 30 MINUTES LATER,

251. THEIR DRESSES.

252. SAHARA'S DRESS LOOKS

253. AND THEN JESSICA'S DRESS

254. AND MORGAN'S DRESS SEEMS TO BE GOING THE SAME WAY ALSO.

255. AND IT'S JUST LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS,

256. BE CREATIVE, BE YOUR OWN SELVES, BE UNIQUE."

257. - HELLO, BRIDES.

258. - HI, RU!

259. - JUST CHECKIN' IN.

260. NOW, YOU KNOW, EVERY BRIDE

261. ON HER WEDDING DAY...

262. MATHU ANDERSEN.

263. SAY HI TO MATHU.

264. - THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

265. IN THE WORLD,

266. LIKE BEYONCE KNOWLES, JANET JACKSON,

267. AND, OF COURSE, ME.

268. HE'S HERE TODAY TO GIVE YOU SOME VALUABLE MAKEUP TIPS.

269. LISTEN AND LEARN, LADIES.

270. TYRA SANCHEZ.

271. GIVE YOU SOME TIPS.

272. - I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF NOTES FOR YOU.

273. WITH A FACE LIKE YOURS, SO BEAUTIFUL,

274. IT'D BE SO EASY TO TAKE YOU TO COMPLETELY UNCLOCKABLE.

275. A LITTLE MOISTER.

276. ALONG THE HIGHLIGHTS.

277. SOME OF THE OTHER GIRLS DO IT.

278. - I THINK IT'S BECAUSE THE OTHER GIRLS' FACE GET OILY.

279. MY FACE DOESN'T GET OILY IN DRAG.

280. - OH, OKAY.

281. - I DO HAVE OILY SKIN. I'M 30 YEARS OLD,

282. AND I STILL LOOK FUCKING 22, 'CAUSE I HAVE OILY FUCKIN' SKIN.

283. - HELLO, DARLING.

284. - WOW, LOOK AT YOU.

285. - YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

286. YOU'RE GOING FOR.

287. E TO BFINESSED AND SMOOTHED OUT.

288. IT GETS A LITTLE BIT, UM...

289. MAGIC MARKER.

290. WHAT YOU'RE CONTOURING

291. INTO THE BASE.

292. IS GOING TO BE TOUGH,

293. BECAUSE I HAVE A POINT TO PROVE.

294. THAT POINT IS,

295. I DON'T DESERVE TO BE IN THE BOTTOM TWO AGAIN.

296. - HEY, PANDORA. - HEY.

297. - WOW, LOOK AT THIS.

298. I BARELY RECOGNIZE THIS.

299. - YEAH, YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT OFF-THE-RACK,

300. SO I'M GOING WAY OFF THE RACK. - SMART GIRL.

301. - YOU'RE SUPER-CUTE.

302. REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

303. THINK "GOLDIE HAWN," REALLY,

304. BECAUSE SHE HAS, LIKE, A SIMPLE EYE.

305. LASHY, SOFTER, BIGGER...

306. AND REALLY PLAY, 'CAUSE YOU GOT GREAT EYES.

307. PLAY WITH THAT.

308. - HI, JESSICA. WOW, LOOK AT THIS.

309. BE AN EXTRAVAGANZA.

310. - LOVE AN EXTRAVAGANZA! - YES.

311. - SOMETIMES YOUR FACE WORRIES ME, IS THE PROBLEM.

312. ARE SO BRIGHT HERE AND HERE,

313. AND HERE,

314. YOU HAVE STUBBLE.

315. MAYBE IT'S ABOUT PUTTING THE DARK UNDER,

316. AND THEN HIGHLIGHTING THE JAW,

317. AND, REALLY, THERE NEEDS TO BE A LOT MORE BLENDING.

318. - ALL RIGHT.

319. - HI... SAHARA!

320. - HI, RU.

321. - SO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DRESS.

322. - I'M GOING TO CUT IT UP

323. TO THE BOTTOM.

324. - NOW, THAT WILL GO UNDERNEATH?

325. - YES.

326. HERE TO SUPPORT THAT?

327. - UH, YES.

328. - AND YOU'RE GOING TO PAD?

329. - AND I'M GOING TO PAD, YES.

330. - YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.

331. - I DO, I DO. - YEAH.

332. - YOU'RE SO YOUNG IN PERSON.

333. - OOH.

334. - SHE'S A LITTLE OLD LOOKING...

335. LOOKING AT YOUR FACE NOW,

336. AND IT DOESN'T HAVE

337. THAT SAHARA GETS.

338. THIS THING ALWAYS SCARES ME, AND THIS, UM—

339. - HOW DO I FIX THAT?

340. THAT'S JUST A LITTLE BRIGHTER ALONG THERE.

341. - ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.

342. - WELL, HELLO, TATI.

343. - HELLO!

344. - YOUR MAKEUP'S ALL OVER THE SHOP.

345. IT'S ALL OVER THE PLACE... AND SOMETIMES IT'S BEAUTIFUL,

346. AND SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE "WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?"

347. BUT YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL,

348. AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE OVERLY DRAGGY,

349. AND THERE'S GIRLS WHO'VE MADE A CAREER

350. ON BEING THAT BEAUTIFUL.

351. IT'S LIKE JUST DEPENDS ON WHAT KIND OF GIRL YOU WANT TO BE.

352. UM, DON'T REST ON THOSE LAURELS.

353. - NO, DEFINITELY NOT.

354. - THANK YOU, TATIANNA. - THANK YOU.

355. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO THIS WAY.

356. JUJU!

357. - HI, RU!

358. - WOW, I SEE JEWELS FOR JUJU. WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS COLOUR?

359. - "TAWNY SUNSET."

360. - "TAWNY SUNSET." I LOVE THAT.

361. - I'D LIKE TO SEE JUJUBEE'S VERSION OF NATURAL MAKEUP.

362. I USE

363. AND I DON'T WANT IT TO BE NATURAL,

364. THAT IT'S NATURAL,

365. I WANT SUPERNATURAL.

366. - OKAY. - THAT'S YOUR CHALLENGE.

367. - I WILL DO IT.

368. - RAVEN!

369. - HELLO, HELLO.

370. - YOU WON THE MINI-CHALLENGE,

371. FIRST.

372. ARE YOU HAPPY WITH IT?

373. - YEAH, I TOOK THE WHOLE THING UP.

374. BY PINNING IT AND HAND-SEWING.

375. - SO, LET'S TALK MAKEUP.

376. INTO YOUR MAKEUP.

377. I CAN SEE THERE'S LIKE, UH,

378. THEIR WAY AROUND THEIR FACE,

379. BUT YOU COULD WARM THIS UP,

380. CONTOUR.

381. - OKAY.

382. - LADIES! MATHU AND I

383. ON THE MAIN STAGE,

384. MY MUSICAL HEROES...

385. MARTHA WASH!

386. - I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT MARTHA WASH BEING A GUEST JUDGE!

387. AND I LOVE HER VOICE.

388. - DON'T FUCK IT UP.

389. SEEYA!

390. COME ON, MATHU.

391. - TODAY WE'RE SHOOTING

392. OUR MALE HALF OF THE PHOTO, OUR GROOM SIDE,

393. WE'RE TAKING THE BRIDE,

394. WE'RE GOING TO MELD THEM TOGETHER.

395. I'M EXCITED TO SEE HOW IT'S GOING TO LOOK.

396. - THERE'S SLIGHT ANXIOUSNESS.

397. I'M NOT THE MOST MASCULINE GUY.

398. I NEVER GROW A BEARD, I DON'T GROW A MOUSTACHE.

399. - YOU KNOW, GROWING UP,

400. AND WATCH MY MOM DO HER MAKEUP.

401. YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T REALLY WATCH MY DAD SHAVE.

402. IN THE LIPSTICK AND EYESHADOW.

403. - YOU KNOW, DOING DRAG ON TOP OF BEING GAY, YOU KNOW,

404. AT 14, IT WAS KIND OF AN ESCAPE.

405. LIKE I GET TO BE SOMEONE ELSE,

406. AS I WANT TO BE,

407. AND I DON'T GET POINTED OUT FOR IT,

408. OR MADE FUN OF FOR IT,

409. BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE, YOU KNOW,

410. DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A BOY...

411. JUST COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

412. - WHEN I DID MY MAKEUP AS A GUY,

413. IN THE MIRROR,

414. AND I DREW THE FACIAL HAIR ON,

415. AND THEN SAHARA'S DRAWN ON HER FACIAL HAIR,

416. THEN PANDORA'S DRAWN ON THE FACIAL HAIR,

417. THE FACIAL HAIR,

418. AND IT WAS PISSING ME OFF,

419. BECAUSE THIS IS MY HARD WORK,

420. AND YOU'RE, LIKE, STEALING MY IDEAS...

421. SO I'M HOPING I GO ON THE STAGE FIRST TOMORROW,

422. THAT WAY,

423. WILL LOOK LIKE, "OH, I GOT THAT FROM TYRA."

424. - HELLO. - HI.

425. - MORGAN.

426. - MY NAME IS JOE, NICE TO MEET YOU.

427. - NICE TO MEET YOU. IT'S A PLEASURE.

428. - SO WE'RE GOING TO BE CREATING AN ILLUSION HERE TODAY.

429. - STORY OF MY LIFE.

430. - JUST IMAGINE THAT THERE'S ANOTHER PERSON NEXT TO YOU.

431. LOOK RIGHT HERE.

432. ONE, TWO, THREE.

433. BIG MOTION... YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.

434. - MY GROOM IS A PUNK-ROCKER.

435. AND A TIE

436. AND CAME TO THE CHAPEL.

437. - ONE, TWO, THREE.

438. HAVING TO PERFORM AS A MALE,

439. WHEN I'M IN DRAG.

440. I FEEL A LOT MORE GLAMOROUS, A LOT MORE PRETTY.

441. - THE COMPETITION'S BEEN SUCH A FOCUS ON THE GIRL-GIRL-GIRL,

442. IT WAS TIME TO BE A BOY,

443. THAT I WAS LIKE,

444. "OH, MY GOD, IT'S TIME TO BE A BOY!"

445. THAT I WANT TO GO.

446. - ONE, TWO, THREE...

447. - EXCELLENT.

448. NICE.

449. - I SMILED IN MY PICTURE,

450. WITH JESSICA WILD,

451. I AM GOING TO BE HAPPY.

452. - ONE, TWO, THREE.

453. EXCELLENT. VERY NICE.

454. PERFECT...

455. LET'S DO ONE JUST FOR FUN.

456. ONE, TWO, THREE.

457. EXCELLENT.

458. YOUR CHOICE OF OUTFIT?

459. - WELL, HE IS A POLICE OFFICER.

460. - LITTLE SMILE.

461. - I'M REALLY FEELING LIKE A DRAG KING,

462. LIKE, I'M NOT FEELING LIKE A GUY,

463. I'M FEELING LIKE

464. DRESSING UP LIKE A GUY.

465. - AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK RIGHT HERE...

466. TWO, THREE.

467. EXCELLENT.

468. ABOUT, UM, MARRIAGE?

469. WHO'S GETTING MARRIED, WHO'S NOT?

470. - I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED.

471. - WHY?

472. - 'CAUSE I'M A BITTER BITCH.

473. - WELL, WITH THAT ATTITUDE, GIRL...

474. - I WANT TO MARRY MY HUSBAND.

475. YOUR HUSBAND?

476. - I CALL HIM MY "HUSBAND."

477. I AM IN A RELATIONSHIP, I DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND,

478. TO MARRY HIM ONE DAY.

479. GAY MARRIAGE IS A HUMAN RIGHT.

480. IT'S OUR RIGHT TO BE EQUAL.

481. IT'S NOT A, YOU KNOW, LUXURY,

482. IT'S A NEED AND IT'S A RIGHT.

483. THIS MUCH, THOUGH...

484. NOT BEING ALLOWED TO MARRY,

485. TO ME, IS A KICK IN THE ASS.

486. TYRA'S SINGING COULD BE,

487. YOU KNOW, DEEMED ATTEMPTED MURDER?

488. - HUH? - HUH?

489. - HUH? I'M SAYING, DO YOU THINK

490. ATTEMPTED MURDER?

491. - PROBABLY.

492. - I TOTALLY WANT TO GET MARRIED.

493. - IF YOU HAD A GAY WEDDING,

494. WOULD BE SUPPORTIVE?

495. - THERE'S A RELIGION THING, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE—

496. - CHRISTIAN? - YEAH. MY MOM'S A MINISTER.

497. - I DON'T KNOW, BECAUSE SHE SEEMS TO BE MORE ACCEPTING,

498. AND YOU KNOW, LOVING... I THINK SHE'D COME.

499. - THIS IS WHO I AM,

500. I'M GOING TO LIVE MY LIFE,

501. AND I'VE COME TO TERMS WITH IT,

502. AND MY MOM DOESN'T QUITE UNDERSTAND IT,

503. BUT IS WORKING TOWARD ACCEPTING,

504. AND, I GUESS, LOVING THAT PART OF ME AS WELL.

505. TO YOUR WEDDING, TATIANNA?

506. - OH, I DON'T KNOW...

507. WOULDN'T EVEN—

508. - THIS BITCH...

509. IS PISSING ME OFF.

510. - I'M JUST IN MY OWN WORLD.

511. HONESTLY, I WASN'T

512. TO ANY OF THE OTHER GIRLS.

513. - IT WAS REALLY LOUD.

514. REALLY OBNOXIOUS.

515. EVERYONE AROUND HER.

516. THAT SONG OVER AND OVER AGAIN,

517. JUST TO GET TO ME.

518. THIS FUCKING BITCH.

519. - SHE'S SO SELF-ABSORBED, SHE'S RUDE.

520. - FINALLY, I WAS JUST, LIKE, "I'VE HAD ENOUGH."

521. - SHUT THE FUCK UP.

522. - I TOLD HER— "NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR MOUTH.

523. WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BITCH?"

524. AND I WENT BACK TO SINGING.

525. SHE DIDN'T ASK POLITELY.

526. AND, I JUST WENT ON, CONTINUED MY DRESS,

527. TO WIN THE COMPETITION.

528. - GOOD MORNING. - GOOD MORNING.

529. AND UTTER BITCH.

530. EVERYONE'S GETTING SICK OF HER.

531. OF A DIVA ATTITUDE.

532. IT'S NOT CUTE.

533. - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK'S GOING TO HAPPEN TODAY?

534. - UM, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TODAY.

535. TO HAPPEN?

536. - HEH, I WOULD LIKE TO HAPPEN WHAT EVERYONE WANTS TO HAPPEN.

537. TO GO HOME.

538. - WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD

539. AND JUST SPEAK YOUR MIND, MY DEAR?

540. - I'M JUST ANNOYED WITH PEOPLE'S ATTITUDES.

541. HOW PEOPLE REALLY ARE, YOU KNOW?

542. - EXACTLY. - AND I DON'T FEEL AS THOUGH

543. IS GOING TO BE A LITTLE BITCH.

544. - DON'T TALK ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT IN THE ROOM.

545. SAY IT TO ME.

546. - ALL I CAN SAY IS, WHATEVAH, PIG.

547. - YESTERDAY, WE DID THE GROOM PHOTO,

548. AND TODAY WE'RE DOING THE BRIDE PHOTO.

549. - I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING TODAY.

550. MY REGULAR MAKEUP.

551. - YEAH...

552. - I'M SCARED.

553. RIP IN HALF... SAHARA.

554. LIP-SYNCING FOR HER LIFE.

555. - I THINK SAHARA'S DRESS IS A LITTLE FUNNY...

556. BUT SHE'S GOING FOR A "SWAN LAKE" LOOK,

557. SO IT'S WORKING IN HER FAVOUR,

558. AND SHE'S GOING TO BE ON POINT, WHICH IS A TOUGH CALL.

559. FOR HER.

560. - NOW I'M GOING TO WALK DOWN

561. LIKE A FAIRY PRINCESS.

562. - TYRA NEEDS ALL THIS HELP, AND SHE'S JUST BEING IGNORED.

563. - OH, FUCKING SHIT, MAN.

564. - I HAVEN'T SEEN HER HELP ME WITH ANYTHING.

565. I HAVEN'T SEEN HER HELP ANYBODY ELSE WITH ANYTHING.

566. - OW!

567. - STUPID BITCH...

568. DO YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES, WHEN YOU MEET PEOPLE,

569. THEY'RE GREAT PEOPLE

570. THEIR FUCKING MOUTHS?

571. KEEP BURNING YOURSELF, BITCH.

572. WITH THAT HOT GLUE,

573. I'M GOING TO JUST, LIKE, PULL MY EYES OUT.

574. I MEAN, WHY WOULD YOU

575. TO YOUR FUCKING SKIN?

576. - HEY, GUYS.

577. WELL, HELLO, SANTINO.

578. - HOW YOU DOING, RU?

579. - MERYL. YOU LOOK LOVELY TONIGHT.

580. I ACTUALLY COULD BE THE BRIDE.

581. NOW, MATHU...

582. - I LOVE YOUR HAIR.

583. - YOU DO? - I DO! IT'S DIVINE.

584. - AND MARTHA WASH.

585. I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE.

586. - I'M GLAD TO BE HERE TOO.

587. AND YOU LOOK FABULOUS, DARLING.

588. - THANK YOU. THIS WEEK,

589. OF THE PERFECT BRIDE AND GROOM.

590. HOW THEY DID?

591. - UH-HUH.

592. - GENTLEMEN...

593. START YOUR ENGINES,

594. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN!

595. SAHARA! WOW!

596. - HOLD ME CLOSER, TINY DANCER!

597. - "SWAN LAKE."

598. - I'VE DREAMED ABOUT HAVING A "SWAN LAKE" WEDDING

599. EVER SINCE I WAS YOUNG.

600. - MARRIED IN A TUTU.

601. - IT'S TOO-TOO MUCH!

602. - MORGAN McMICHAELS! "NOVEMBER RAIN."

603. - SHE'S SERVING A LITTLE PAM ANDERSON THERE, TOO.

604. - I START OFF LIKE I'M BRIDAL,

605. SOME SASS INTO IT,

606. YOU KNOW, SUPERMODEL SASS.

607. - I'D LIKE TO SIT ON HER LOVESEAT.

608. - THAT'S THE LACROIX, UH... - LACROIX! LE POUF!

609. - POUF. - ABSOLUTELY.

610. - "MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN'."

611. - TYRA SANCHEZ, THE OTHER TYRA.

612. OH!

613. - I FEEL GREAT.

614. MY DRESS LOOKS AMAZING.

615. - IT'S DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL...

616. HE'S PAYING FOR EVERYTHING.

617. - RAVEN!

618. SHE'S BEEN HITCHED, LOOK.

619. - MY DRESS LOOKED AMAZING.

620. I FELT LIKE A CUPCAKE, I FELT VERY CUTE.

621. LINE-OF-BOWS DETAIL.

622. - YEAH. - "PARIS GETS MARRIED."

623. - IT IS VERY PARIS, ISN'T IT? PARIS HILTON.

624. JESSICA WILD!

625. - MY DARLING, YOU DID TAKE A HINT OR TWO.

626. - SHE DID YOUR MAKEUP!

627. - THE MAKEUP'S A LOT BETTER.

628. - IT'S MY WEDDING!

629. WITH THE TOTAL LOOK.

630. - LOOK AT OUR DAUGHTER!

631. OUR LITTLE GIRL'S ALL GROWN UP!

632. TATIANNA.

633. BY HER NO-NO-HOLE!

634. - I LIKED MY DRESS, BUT I HATED IT AT THE SAME TIME,

635. THAT I DID SOMETHING WITH IT.

636. - SHE'S A VOLUPTUOUS BRIDE.

637. THE IMPLANTS TOOK!

638. - YES, THEY DID!

639. PANDORA BOXX...

640. OH, WOW, LOOK AT THAT!

641. - VERY ROMANTIC.

642. THAT'S VERY EXCITED TO GET MARRIED,

643. AND JUST VERY DEMURE.

644. - VERY INNOCENT EYE.

645. - OH, SHE DID THE THING WITH THE MAKEUP TOO!

646. - I'M WELL PLEASED.

647. A GORGEOUS ENDIVE SALAD...

648. CRISP AND DELICIOUS.

649. - OH! THIS IS OUR JUJUBEE?

650. - THE GOWN FITS VERY NICELY!

651. THE FULL PACKAGE,

652. SO I'M GOING TO GO SLOWLY.

653. VERY ELEGANT,

654. EVERY SINGLE ANGLE.

655. - LOOK AT THE BACK...

656. OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL...

657. - NOW, INSTEAD OF A PEARL NECKLACE,

658. THE PEARL DOWN THE BACK.

659. - OH, YES!

660. - HELLO, MY BLUSHING BRIDES.

661. IT'S TIME TO UNVEIL YOUR WEDDING PORTRAITS.

662. JUJUBEE. OH!

663. WHAT A CUTE COUPLE!

664. - I HOPE YOU DIDN'T SIGN THAT PRE-NUP.

665. - HONEY, HE'S RICH.

666. - IN THE PICTURE, SHE'S NOT REALLY INTO THE GROOM,

667. SOMEHOW IT WORKS.

668. - EVEN THOUGH THERE'S A MAN IN THAT PICTURE,

669. IT'S STILL SORT OF ALL ABOUT HER.

670. - SHE'S A MAN-EATER.

671. - THANK YOU, JUJUBEE.

672. - THANK YOU.

673. - JESSICA WILD.

674. OH, MY GOODNESS!

675. A HOT ONE, HONEY.

676. - THEY REALLY MAKE A CUTE COUPLE.

677. - THEY REALLY ARE CUTE.

678. - THE DRESS I LIKE,

679. EXCEPT FOR... THE PIECE ON THE TOP.

680. - SHE'S WEARING HER VEIL ON HER SHOULDER.

681. TO GO FOR THE BIG

682. AND THE RUFFLES,

683. BUT I WANT IT TO GO AWAY, I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU.

684. - PANDORA BOXX...

685. YOU SEEM A LITTLE TENTATIVE.

686. - I'M SCARED OF MY FIRST MARRIAGE.

687. OR GETTING MARRIED.

688. - OH, I SEE.

689. - JUST DOESN'T DO ANYTHING FOR ME.

690. - REALLY? - NAH.

691. MARRIAGE... GOING TO JAIL...

692. MAYBE I'D DO THE TIME FOR A WHILE.

693. - THERE'S A LOT OF BACKSTORY

694. INTO THIS PICTURE,

695. ADDS A LOT OF COMEDY TO IT.

696. - I'M HAVING KIND OF

697. OVER THIS DRESS.

698. - OH, REALLY? - I LOVE ORGANZA!

699. OVER HERE?

700. - TYRA SANCHEZ, THE OTHER TYRA.

701. IS THAT R. KELLY?

702. IN THAT PICTURE RIGHT THERE.

703. WITH THE MAKEUP.

704. I LOVE IT.

705. - HUGE BOUQUET, TYRA.

706. FROM MY LAST HUSBAND'S FUNERAL.

707. - OH, OKAY.

708. YOUR BOUQUET IS.

709. AND SILHOUETTE OF YOUR DRESS.

710. TO BEING BRIDEZILLA,

711. BUT YOU ARE— YOU ARE PERFECTION.

712. YOU ADDED THIS LITTLE LACE...

713. TO MY ARMS.

714. - YOU'RE GOING TO

715. TO GET THAT OFF OF THERE.

716. - YOU'RE LIKE AN OLD-SCHOOL DRAG QUEEN,

717. BUT FRESH AND NEW.

718. - THANK YOU.

719. - HI, TATIANNA.

720. - HELLO.

721. - OOH! HE'S HOT.

722. HE'S GORGEOUS!

723. - "THUG LOVE," BABY.

724. - YOU'RE REALLY FORTUNATE TO HAVE IMMUNITY THIS WEEK,

725. BECAUSE I HATE THIS DRESS.

726. TO LIVE UP TO IT.

727. - MATHU, IS THIS A XANADU— OR A XANA-DON'T?

728. - IT'S A XANA-DON'T.

729. - SAHARA DAVENPORT.

730. - I REMEMBER BEING A LITTLE BOY,

731. A FAIRY-TALE WEDDING,

732. LIKE "SWAN LAKE" OR SOMETHING VERY ETHEREAL.

733. WAS... FABULOUS!

734. I LOVED IT.

735. DRESS, I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT.

736. - WHEN YOU'RE NOT ON POINT, IT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK.

737. AND THE FIT IS OFF.

738. - RAVEN...

739. OH, HOW CUTE!

740. - HE LOOKS OLDER THAN HER.

741. - HE'S 36.

742. - HE'S 36 AND YOU'RE 16?

743. - GOING ON 16.

744. - OH, I SEE. - OH!

745. - OKAY, THEN YOU JAILBAIT!

746. - SHE'S JAILBAIT! - SHE'S JAILBAIT!

747. - SHE'S JAILBAIT. - LOVE THAT...

748. LOVE YOUR TURQUOISE ACCENTS, LOVE THE BOWS.

749. EXPENSIVE-LOOKING DRESS UP HERE.

750. - IT'S KIND OF LIKE THIS FLUFFY, GIRLY, FLIRTY DRESS

751. BUT SHE'S STILL PACKING A WALLOP SOMEWHERE.

752. - IT'S UNDER THE SKIRT.

753. - YES!

754. - MORGAN McMICHAELS.

755. HE'S A PUNK DUDE.

756. - I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THE PUNK DUDE...

757. - IT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE FOR ME.

758. NOT CRAZY FOR IT.

759. - IT'S MORE OF A COSTUME VERSUS A WEDDING GOWN.

760. I'M JUST NOT LOVING THE SHAPE OVERALL.

761. - YOU KNOW, WHITE PUMPS ARE THE SIGN OF A TRUE HOOKER,

762. AND I LOVE YOU FOR THAT.

763. TONIGHT'S GOING TO BE MORE DIFFICULT THAN I THOUGHT,

764. AND I NEED YOUR HELP.

765. THAT WE NEED TO KNOW?

766. TATIANNA?

767. - UM, I DON'T THINK

768. THAT YOU'RE SEEING THAT TYRA IS A COMPLETE BITCH.

769. - THAT WAS FRANK.

770. - THANK YOU.

771. SHE HAS THIS DIVA ATTITUDE,

772. LIKE "I AM AMERICA'S SWEETHEART,"

773. BUT SHE'S NOT.

774. WITH WHAT TATIANNA SAYS.

775. I DON'T THINK THAT THE FACE

776. IS WHAT WE'RE SEEING BACKSTAGE.

777. EVERYONE ASKED TYRA TO BE QUIET,

778. FOR AN HOUR.

779. - I ASKED HER TO STOP, NICELY, AND SHE WAS LIKE "OKAY."

780. AND IT'S LIKE— ♪ BAH! BAH!

781. "SHUT THE FUCK UP, OR I'LL MAKE YOU SHUT UP."

782. AND LIKE REALLY, REALLY PISSED ME OFF,

783. 'CAUSE SHE TALKS SO MUCH SHIT ABOUT SO MANY PEOPLE,

784. BUT WON'T SAY IT TO THEIR FACE.

785. - YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T PLAY THE VICTIM.

786. IT DOESN'T SUIT YOU.

787. YOU DON'T DO IT WELL.

788. OR, LIKE, MAKE ANYONE UNFOCUSSED.

789. - BULLSHIT!

790. AND MAYBE SHE'LL GET

791. LIKE SHE HAS ON NOW.

792. - TYRA, YOU THINK THIS REALLY HAS TO DO WITH THE MUSIC,

793. OR SOMETHING ELSE?

794. - THEY'RE TESTING ME...

795. AND IT'S LIKE KIND OF PISSING ME OFF.

796. MORGAN, DO YOU THINK I'M A BITCH?

797. - NO, I THINK YOU HAVE A GOAL.

798. - RAVEN, DO YOU THINK I'M A BITCH?

799. - NO.

800. - SAHARA, DO YOU THINK I'M A BITCH?

801. SOMETIMES YOU'RE SELFISH.

802. - I THINK YOU NEED MANNERS, GIRL.

803. - JUST BECAUSE, WHEN YOU GIVE ME A COMPLIMENT,

804. I DON'T GIVE YOU ONE BACK

805. DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE MANNERS.

806. - GIRL, I KNOW I'M GORGEOUS.

807. YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME ANYTHING, MISS THING.

808. SO YOU WON'T LOOK SO DAMN STUPID.

809. - WE'RE GOING TO MOVE BEYOND THIS.

810. HAVE TO OVERCOME,

811. AND, UM, WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT INTO ACCOUNT.

812. JUST PROMISE ME...

813. WE WILL BE QUEENS.

814. NOW, WHILE YOU WAIT IN THE INTERIOR ILLUSIONSLOUNGE,

815. WILL DELIBERATE.

816. YOU MAY LEAVE THE STAGE.

817. LET'S START WITH JUJUBEE.

818. - I'M A HUGE JUJUBEE FAN.

819. SHE COMES OUT HERE, SHE WORKS THE RUNWAY,

820. VERY NUDGE-NUDGE, WINK-WINK.

821. IT'S CHARMING.

822. DROWNED HER OUT A LITTLE BIT,

823. YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT GOING ON.

824. TO TURN UP THE FIRE.

825. I'M NOT SURE

826. IF SHE'S TURNED IT UP TO FULL CAPACITY.

827. JESSICA WILD.

828. NOW, I LIKE THE DRESS,

829. WORKS FOR HER.

830. - I DIDN'T LIKE THE TOP PART. - THE FAN THING? YEAH.

831. - IT WAS VERY "SI, SENORA."

832. IS PRETTY BAD.

833. - MATHU, SHE DID TAKE YOUR POINTERS WITH THE MAKEUP.

834. THAT SHE DID DO IT.

835. SHE DIDN'T HAVE THE HEAVY BROW, AND SHE TOOK HER BANG AWAY.

836. - THAT'S RIGHT.

837. PANDORA BOXX.

838. NOW, MARTHA, YOU DID NOT LIKE HER DRESS.

839. - IT DIDN'T DO A THING FOR HER.

840. INTO THAT DRESS.

841. A WHOLE OTHER PERSONA,

842. - SHE TOOK A CHANCE.

843. - ... BRIDAL REALNESS. I THOUGHT IT WAS A FULL SHOW.

844. IS IT'S LIKE, UM, "BLAH."

845. LIKE ALL OF HER FASHION CHOICES,

846. IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE THEY'RE HIDEOUS,

847. THEY'RE HORRIBLE... IT'S JUST LIKE, "MEH."

848. THERE YOU ARE.

849. - MISS TYRA BOOM-BOOM SANCHEZ.

850. SHE'S A SHOWGIRL. SHE'S THE ONE YOUR EYES GO TO.

851. - I WAS BLOWN AWAY.

852. - FOR TYRA, THE BIGGEST PROBLEM IS WHAT?

853. - ALL THE GIRLS HATE HER.

854. SHE'S A GREAT PERFORMER.

855. I DON'T FEEL A LOT OF WARMTH FROM HER.

856. - HER ATTITUDE SUCKS...

857. AND IF IT WAS UP TO ME, I'D VOTE HER OFF RIGHT NOW.

858. - TATIANNA. IF SHE DID NOT HAVE IMMUNITY THIS WEEK,

859. IN THE BOTTOM TWO.

860. - HELLO!

861. THE "BEAUTIFUL" THING A LOT.

862. THE UGLY DRESS THING A LOT, TOO.

863. A LOT.

864. SHE'S GOTTEN THAT MORE THAN ONCE.

865. SAHARA? DID NOT LIKE HER DRESS.

866. - NO, WASN'T WORKING. - SKIMPY TU-TU.

867. - IT WASN'T ENOUGH TOOL—

868. I MEAN, FOR DRAG, IF YOU EXAGGERATE THINGS...

869. - SAHARA WAS A LITTLE DRY.

870. - YEAH, SHE WAS A LITTLE DRY.

871. RAVEN... I LOVED RAVEN'S OUTFIT!

872. - SHE WAS THE OTHER STANDOUT.

873. - SHE WAS THE OTHER STANDOUT. LOVE THE BOWS.

874. HER ELLE BRIDEBLUE SHOES.

875. - MORGAN McMICHAELS.

876. I HAVE TO SAY, I DID NOT LIKE HER DRESS.

877. IS KIND OF HARD TO PULL OFF.

878. - SHE NEVER DOES SERIOUS FASHION.

879. SHE ALWAYS DOES COSTUMES.

880. IMPROVE HER MAKEUP?

881. - SHE'S STILL DOING HER SIGNATURE MORGAN LOOK,

882. BUT I DIDN'T GET "MAGIC MARKER" THIS TIME.

883. - SILENCE! I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

884. BRING... THE GIRLS... BACK.

885. - LADIES... AS WE WITNESSED HERE TONIGHT,

886. TENSIONS ARE RUNNING HIGH.

887. BETWEEN MY GIRLS.

888. WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.

889. NOW, BASED ON THE WEDDING CHALLENGE,

890. ON THE MAIN STAGE TONIGHT,

891. I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

892. JUJUBEE.

893. TODAY, IN THAT DRESS, YOU OWN EVERYTHING.

894. YOU'RE SAFE.

895. - THANK YOU.

896. - JESSICA. MUCHO ESCANDELO.

897. YOU ARE SAFE.

898. - THANKS.

899. - TYRA SANCHEZ.

900. THIS WEEK, YOU RAISED THE BAR ON THIS COMPETITION... AGAIN.

901. PLEASE... DO NOT LOWER ITS STANDARDS.

902. - I'M SCARED THAT RU

903. AND SAY "TYRA SANCHEZ, YOU ARE IN THE BOTTOM TWO."

904. - TYRA SANCHEZ...

905. CONGRATULATIONS,

906. YOU'RE THE WINNER OF THIS CHALLENGE.

907. - THANK YOU.

908. TO RECEIVING IMMUNITY NEXT WEEK,

909. YOU'VE WON A FIVE-NIGHT

910. AT THE HYATT PALM SPRINGS.

911. THANK YOU, TYRA, YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

912. - THANK YOU.

913. - I'M JUST... IN TEARS.

914. I WAS, LIKE, BOO-HOO CRYIN'.

915. THAT I WAS GOING HOME.

916. - TATIANNA...

917. BASED ON THE JUDGES' FEEDBACK,

918. LEFT AT THE ALTAR,

919. BUT... YOU HAVE IMMUNITY THIS WEEK.

920. YOU'RE STILL IN THE RACE.

921. - THANK YOU.

922. - SAHARA DAVENPORT...

923. WAS VERY "SWAN LAKE."

924. UNFORTUNATELY, THAT STORY DOES NOT HAVE A HAPPY ENDING.

925. I'M SORRY, YOU'RE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

926. PANDORA BOXX...

927. YOU'RE SAFE.

928. - THANK YOU.

929. - RAVEN.

930. YOU'RE SAFE.

931. THANK YOU.

932. I SHOULD'VE WON THAT FUCKING CHALLENGE.

933. WILL AGREE WITH ME.

934. - MORGAN McMICHAELS...

935. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?

936. - I ALWAYS LAUGH.

937. IT'S A NERVOUS THING, I THINK.

938. - I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

939. STAND BEFORE ME.

940. PRIOR TO TONIGHT,

941. TO "CARRY ON"

942. MARTHA WASH.

943. NOW, THIS SONG MEANS

944. BECAUSE, WHEN MY MOTHER,

945. A LONG BOUT WITH CANCER,

946. FINALLY PASSED AWAY,

947. INCESSANTLY.

948. IT HAS A LYRIC,

949. "MAMA SAID NEVER GIVE UP,"

950. AND I'VE USED IT AS MY ANTHEM.

951. TO KNOW THAT, EVEN THROUGH ADVERSITY OR DEATH,

952. LOVE AND ENERGY LIVES FOREVER.

953. NOW, THIS IS YOUR FINAL CHANCE

954. FROM ELIMINATION.

955. FOR YOUR LIFE.

956. AND DON'T FUCK IT UP.

957. - LADIES...

958. I HAVE MADE MY DECISION.

959. SAHARA DAVENPORT.

960. SHANTAY, YOU STAY.

961. - IF I HAVE TO,

962. I'LL TAKE EACH OF THESE BITCHES DOWN ONE BY ONE.

963. - MORGAN McMICHAELS... - YES?

964. OF MARTHA'S SONG—

965. A NEW DAY WILL DAWN, CARRY ON.

966. NOW...

967. SASHAY AWAY.

968. - THANK YOU.

969. - I COULDN'T EVEN LOOK.

970. WHEN SHE WAS WALKING OFF, I WOULD NOT LOOK AT HER.

971. I WOULD NOT LOOK UP.

972. - HELLO, MOM? I'M COMIN' HOME!

973. I DIDN'T SERVE IT

974. WANTED ME TO SERVE IT.

975. I'M NOT BITTER, I'M NOT CRAZY.

976. I HAVEN'T CARED WHAT

977. THE WHOLE TIME I'VE BEEN HERE, I'M NOT GONNA START NOW.

978. WHAT I THINK ABOUT ME,

979. AND IF I'M HAPPY WITH ME THEN THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH, RIGHT?

980. - TO ALL MY DOLLS...

981. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK...

982. AND, REMEMBER,

983. IF YOU CAN'T LOVE YOURSELF,

984. GOING TO LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

985. CAN I GET A AMEN IN HERE?

986. - AMEN!

987. - LET THE MUSIC PLAY.