RuPaul's Drag Race 2x5

1. - PREVIOUSLY ONRuPAUL'S DRAG RACE...

2. - THIS WEEK, YOU'LL BE DOING

3. YOUR BEST CELEBRITY IMPERSONATIONS.

4. - I DO A REALLY GOOD PINK.

5. ROLL'N'ROLL, BABY!

6. - I LIKE PLAYIN' "HIDE THE CUCUMBER."

7. - THE ONLY THING BEYONCEÉ'S DONE FUNNY IS FALL.

8. - FELL OFF THIS CHAIR ON HER ASS.

9. - TATIANNA, CONGRATULATIONS,

10. YOU'RE THE WINNER OF THIS CHALLENGE.

11. - THANK YOU SO MUCH.

12. - MORGAN, SONIQUE... YOU'RE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

13. - YOUR LIP-SYNC WAS ONE OF THE TIGHTEST

14. WE'VE EVER SEEN.

15. SONIQUE... SASHAY AWAY.

16. - AND, TONIGHT...

17. - I EXPECT A DRAG-STRAVANZA.

18. - THE DOLLS GO FROM BLUSHING BRIDES—

19. - I'M GETTING MARRIED, Y'ALL!

20. - ... TO DRAGZILLAS.

21. - TYRA IS A COMPLETE BITCH.

22. - SHUT THE FUCK UP, OR I'LL MAKE YOU SHUT UP.

23. - OH!

24. - WITH EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST JUDGES,

25. FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER MATHU ANDERSEN

26. AND CLUB DIVA MARTHA WASH.

27. THE WINNER OF RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE

28. WILL RECEIVE

29. A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF NYX COSMETICS

30. AND BE THE FACE OFNYXCOSMETICS.COM,

31. AN EXCLUSIVE ONE-YEAR P.R. CONTRACT

32. WITH THE LEADING L.G.B.T. FIRM, PROJECT PUBLICITY,

33. BE FEATURED INL.A. EYEWORKS'

34. LEGENDARY DESIGNER EYEWEAR CAMPAIGN,

35. AND HEADLINE LOGO'S " DRAG RACE" TOUR,

36. FEATURING EXCEPTIONAL ABSOLUT DRINKS,

37. AND A CASH PRICE OF $25,000.

38. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN!

39. - MEOW!

40. - OH... SONIQUE...

41. - SONIQUE WAS ONE OF THE NEW FRIENDS

42. THAT I REALLY ENJOYED.

43. IT WAS TOUGH GOING UP AGAINST HER...

44. BUT, AT THE END OF THE DAY, THIS IS A COMPETITION,

45. AND I'M OUT FOR BLOOD.

46. - WHO'S GOING TO TAKE IT OFF?

47. - I WILL.

48. - OH! - IT'LL BE SATISFYING.

49. I AM HAPPY THAT SONIQUE'S GONE.

50. SHE JUST ALWAYS HAD A NEGATIVE COMMENT.

51. - SO DO IT, CLEAN MY MIRROR.

52. - I WON, AND SHE GOT SENT HOME,

53. SO, I REALLY JUST WANTED TO TAKE IN THE MOMENT,

54. AND FEEL SATISFIED WIPING HER MESSAGE AWAY.

55. - CONGRATULATIONS! - THANK YOU.

56. - CONGRATULATIONS. YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOURSELF.

57. - A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T BELIEVE IN TATIANNA,

58. AND SHE PROVED TO EVERYBODY

59. THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING HERE.

60. - OOH, GIRL!

61. YOU GOT SHE-MAIL!

62. - HEY, DOLLS.

63. TO PROVE TO ME

64. THAT YOU'RE THE NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR,

65. YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO MAKE A REAL COMMITMENT...

66. ONE THAT COULD LAST A LIFETIME—

67. OR AT LEAST UNTIL THE NEXT BEST THING COMES ALONG.

68. PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER

69. AND YOU COULD HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO,

70. BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE,

71. HONEY, WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN.

72. - AHH!

73. - HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!

74. - HI!

75. - CONGRATULATIONS FOR MAKING IT THIS FAR.

76. IT'S GETTING FIERCE UP IN HERE.

77. FOR TODAY'S MINI-CHALLENGE,

78. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE OURSELVES A LITTLE WRAP PARTY.

79. NOW, EACH WEEK ON THE MAIN STAGE,

80. YOU TURN OUT ONE DAZZLING OUTFIT AFTER ANOTHER.

81. I WANT YOU TO APPLY THAT SAME CREATIVE GENIUS

82. TO THESE PLAIN WHITE BOXES.

83. TO QUEENIFY YOUR BOX,

84. YOU NEED TO USE THE GIFT WRAP WE PROVIDED,

85. PLUS PIECES FROM YOUR OWN DRAG WARDROBE...

86. AND SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF YOUR FELLOW QUEENS.

87. YOU HAVE 30 MINUTES TO COMPLETE THIS CHALLENGE,

88. AND WHEN I RETURN,

89. I'LL DECIDE WHO HAS THE PRETTIEST BOX.

90. I'LL SEE YOU IN A FEW. - OKAY.

91. - JUJU?

92. - YES, HONEY?

93. - CAN I BORROW YOUR BIRD?

94. - YEAH!

95. - I DECIDE THAT I WANT THIS BOX TO JUST BE A GOLDEN BOX.

96. TYRA LOOKS OVER AND SHE MAKES A LITTLE COMMENT

97. AND SHE'S LIKE, "OH..."

98. SHE'S USING THE SAME WRAPPING PAPER.

99. - THE OTHER QUEENS ARE COPYING MY STYLE

100. BECAUSE THE CRITIQUES I GET FROM THE JUDGES

101. IS USUALLY GOOD...

102. MAYBE I'M INSPIRING THEM.

103. LIKE, MATHYBE EY WANT TO BE LIKE ME.

104. - HEY, JUJU.

105. DO YOU THINK I COULD USE, UM, A PIECE OF YOUR JEWELRY?

106. - GO AHEAD, BABY.

107. - CAN I BORROW SOME OF YOUR GLITTER?

108. - GO AHEAD, GIRL. DON'T SPRINKLE ALL MY GLITTER AROUND

109. LIKE YOU DID WITH THE SHOE, THOUGH.

110. - ALL RIGHT, LADIES! TIME'S UP!

111. LADIES, I'M HERE TO INSPECT YOUR BOXES.

112. CAN I HOLD YOUR BOX?

113. THE CARD ON IT SAYS,

114. "TO RU, FROM AMERICA'S SWEETHEART, TYRA."

115. I LOVE IT!

116. - I CHOSE THE PINK BECAUSE, OFFSTAGE,

117. I'M A LITTLE MORE DELICATE, LITTLE FEMININE.

118. - OH, REALLY? - YEAH.

119. - REALLY? - YEAH, GIRL!

120. - WOW, THERE'S A LOT GOING ON HERE, MORGAN.

121. - YES, THERE IS.

122. IT'S, YOU KNOW, LOUD AND FUZZY AND FURRY AND COLOURFUL.

123. - EDGAR ALLAN POE WOULD BE SO PROUD OF YOU.

124. - IT'S DARK AND SPARKLY... LIKE RuPAUL.

125. - PANDORA BOXX!

126. - I LIKE THE PINK AND THE BLUE.

127. IT KINDA SAYS "HE/HER— I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE IS."

128. - UH-HUH, UH-HUH. JESSICA WILD!

129. - YES.

130. - OOH, SHE'S GOT A HOT PACKAGE, ALL RIGHT.

131. SO WHO IS THIS A PICTURE OF?

132. - THIS IS GLADYS, MY MOM.

133. - OH, THIS IS YOUR MOTHER?

134. - YES, AND SHE IS MY GIFT AND MY HEART AT THE SAME TIME.

135. - DID YOU BORROW SOMETHING FROM SOMEONE ELSE?

136. - I TOOK HER SCENT... AND I SPRAYED THE BOX.

137. - SO YOU HAVE THE ONLY SCENTED BOX?

138. - OF COURSE. - OH!

139. - THE COLOURS ARE SIGNATURE "TATI."

140. I BORROWED THE STONE FROM JUJUBEE— THANK YOU—

141. AND, UM, IT HAS DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS

142. 'CAUSE THERE'S DIFFERENT SIDES TO ME.

143. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - THANK YOU.

144. - ALL RIGHT.

145. ALL RIGHT, LADIES, I'VE INSPECTED YOUR BOXES,

146. BUT I NEED TO PICK JUST ONE.

147. - CA-CAW! CA-CAW!

148. - WHAT? - CA-CAW! CA-CAW!

149. - WHO?

150. - THIS BOX IS DARK-SIDED.

151. - I CHOOSE THIS ONE! I WANT THIS ONE!

152. I'M GOING TO EMBRACE MY DARK SIDE, RAVEN.

153. RAVEN, YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THIS CHALLENGE,

154. AND NOW FOR THE GOOD PART... YOU MAY OPEN YOUR BOXES.

155. GO AHEAD, OPEN THEM UP.

156. SO FAR I'VE ASKED YOU TO WRAP YOUR BOXES

157. USING SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW,

158. SOMETHING BORROWED,

159. AND NOW THIS ENVELOPE...

160. SOMETHING BLUE.

161. - "RuPAUL CORDIALLY INVITES YOU

162. "TO THE WEDDING OF DAVID AND RAVEN,

163. CEREMONY TO TAKE PLACE TOMORROW, MAIN STAGE."

164. - THAT'S RIGHT.

165. YOU ARE INVITED TO YOUR VERY OWN WEDDING.

166. YES, MY DEARS,

167. YOU'LL BE BOTH THE BRIDE AND THE GROOM.

168. IN ADDITION TO CUSTOMIZING

169. YOUR OWN FABULOUS DRAGGED-OUT WEDDING DRESS,

170. YOU'LL PULL TOGETHER YOUR BEST MALE DRAG,

171. USING TUXEDOS PROVIDED BY SELIX FORMAL WEAR.

172. LATER, YOU'LL POSE FOR A WEDDING PORTRAIT

173. COURTESY OF POLITE IN PUBLIC,

174. WHICH WE'LL SHOW ON THE MAIN STAGE.

175. AND HERE COME THE WEDDING DRESSES.

176. WOW, LOOK AT THAT.

177. SO, RAVEN, SINCE YOU WON THE MINI-CHALLENGE,

178. YOU GET FIRST DIBS

179. FROM ALL THESE WONDERFUL WEDDING DRESSES,

180. COURTESY OF RK BRIDAL.

181. PLUS, YOU GET TO CHOOSE THE ORDER

182. THAT THE OTHER GIRLS CHOOSE THEIR DRESSES.

183. - REMEMBER WHO HELPED YOU WIN, BABY.

184. - REMEMBER THAT RAVEN HAT, DARLING.

185. HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED BEFORE?

186. - NEVER.

187. - ARE YOU SURE THAT'S THE ONE YOU WANT?

188. OKAY. WHO GETS TO CHOOSE NEXT?

189. - I'M THINKING IT'S ME,

190. 'CAUSE I'M LIKE, "GIRL, I HELPED THIS BITCH WIN. MM!"

191. - I'M GOING TO GO WITH MORGAN.

192. - ALL RIGHT.

193. - I'M SURE EVERYONE KNEW "SHE'S GONNA PICK MORGAN FIRST,"

194. AND I DID. SO WHAT?

195. GET OVER IT. BOO-HOO.

196. - I'M LIKE, "GIRL, THAT WAS A MISTAKE ON YOUR PART."

197. - ALL RIGHT, RAVEN. WHO GOES NEXT?

198. - JUJU.

199. - OH, GOD I'M SO EXCITED...

200. I'M GETTING MARRIED Y'ALL!

201. - SAHARA.

202. - MRS. WILD...

203. - ALL THESE NAMES ARE BEING CALLED,

204. I'M LIKE "I'M GOING TO BE LAST."

205. OBVIOUSLY I'M GOING TO BE LAST.

206. RAVEN IS JEALOUS OF ANYONE THAT HAS TALENT.

207. - MISS SANCHEZ.

208. - I LIKE A CHALLENGE,

209. SO I'M GONNA GO WITH THE UGLY ONE.

210. - PANDY-BEAR.

211. - AND THAT LEAVES TATIANNA.

212. LADIES... DO YOU PROMISE

213. TO HAVE CHARISMA, UNIQUENESS,

214. NERVE, AND TALENT,

215. TILL DEATH DO YOU PART?

216. I DO.

217. - THEN SO BE IT.

218. I EXPECT A DRAG-STRAVAGANZA.

219. HELP YOURSELF TO THE FIXINS BAR.

220. GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES,

221. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN!

222. HAH! OH, DEAR!

223. - TYRA PUSHES THE WEDDING DRESS CART

224. IN FRONT OF THE FABRIC CART...

225. GIRL! YOU ARE SO DAMN SHADY.

226. - AHH!

227. - TYRA PUSHED THE ROLLING RACK

228. IN FRONT OF THE REST OF THE GIRLS...

229. SO TATIANNA PUSHED THE ROLLING RACK

230. ON TOP OF THE GIRLS.

231. - OW!

232. - MISS HONEY, THAT'S DANGEROUS,

233. - GET OUT OF MY MIRROR, BITCH!

234. - SORRY.

235. - THE CHALLENGE, BASICALLY, IS MARRYING YOURSELF,

236. BRINGING THE FEMININE AND THE MASCULINE

237. QUALITIES TOGETHER

238. TO MAKE ONE AMAZING WEDDING.

239. - TATIANNA?

240. - YEAH-YEAH?

241. - YOU WERE CHOSEN LAST...

242. I DON'T THINK IT WAS PERSONAL, THOUGH.

243. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN CHOSEN FIRST, THOUGH.

244. - FIRST?

245. - 'CAUSE I HELPED HER WIN THAT FUCKING CHALLENGE,

246. DON'T YOU THINK?

247. - WELL, HONESTLY, YEAH.

248. - BUT IT'S OKAY, NO HARD FEELINGS, DIVA.

249. IT'S ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

250. - EVERY TIME RAVEN GETS TO CHOOSE SOMETHING

251. AND EVERY TIME MORGAN GETS TO CHOOSE SOMETHING,

252. IT'S— "I PICK RAVEN." "I PICK MORGAN."

253. LIKE, I'M SURPRISED

254. WE DON'T HAVE A NAME FOR THEM YET...

255. "RORGAN."

256. "MAVEN."

257. HEY, "MORVANS!"

258. - IT'S— IT'S NOT— IS IT CORSETED IN?

259. - DOUCHEBAGS.

260. - MY WEDDING DAY.

261. - I THINK THAT THE COMPETITION IS THREATENED BY US.

262. I'M SURE THAT THEY'RE LOOKING AT US, LIKE,

263. "THESE BITCHES MIGHT DO A THING OR TWO."

264. - RAVEN AND I ARE HELPING EACH OTHER,

265. BUT WE'RE STILL GUNNING FOR THE SAME PRIZE.

266. AND WE'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO WIN IT.

267. - IT'S SO FUNNY, NO ONE CHOSE THE DRESS THAT I WANTED.

268. - WHICH DRESS?

269. - THE ONE I GOT.

270. I GOT THE UGLIEST DRESS,

271. AND MY FIRST THING I DID WAS TO GO AND CUT IT,

272. MAKE IT SHORTER,

273. AND THEN, LESS THAN, LIKE, 30 MINUTES LATER,

274. EVERYONE WAS CUTTING THEIR DRESSES.

275. SAHARA'S DRESS LOOKS THE SAME WAY

276. AND THEN JESSICA'S DRESS LOOKS THE SAME WAY

277. AND MORGAN'S DRESS SEEMS TO BE GOING THE SAME WAY ALSO.

278. AND IT'S JUST LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS,

279. BE CREATIVE, BE YOUR OWN SELVES, BE UNIQUE."

280. - HELLO, BRIDES.

281. - HI, RU!

282. - JUST CHECKIN' IN.

283. NOW, YOU KNOW, EVERY BRIDE

284. WANTS TO LOOK HER BEST ON HER WEDDING DAY...

285. SO I BROUGHT IN A PRO—

286. MAKEUP ARTIST EXTRAORDINAIRE MATHU ANDERSEN.

287. SAY HI TO MATHU.

288. - THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

289. - NOW MATHU HAS WORKED

290. ON SOME OF THE BIGGEST DIVAS IN THE WORLD,

291. LIKE BEYONCE KNOWLES, JANET JACKSON,

292. AND, OF COURSE, ME.

293. HE'S HERE TODAY TO GIVE YOU SOME VALUABLE MAKEUP TIPS.

294. LISTEN AND LEARN, LADIES.

295. TYRA SANCHEZ.

296. MATHU HERE IS GONNA GIVE YOU SOME TIPS.

297. - I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF NOTES FOR YOU.

298. WITH A FACE LIKE YOURS, SO BEAUTIFUL,

299. IT'D BE SO EASY TO TAKE YOU TO COMPLETELY UNCLOCKABLE.

300. I JUST WANT IT TO LOOK A LITTLE MOISTER.

301. LITTLE DEWINESS ALONG THE HIGHLIGHTS.

302. SOME OF THE OTHER GIRLS DO IT.

303. - I THINK IT'S BECAUSE THE OTHER GIRLS' FACE GET OILY.

304. MY FACE DOESN'T GET OILY IN DRAG.

305. - OH, OKAY.

306. - I DO HAVE OILY SKIN. I'M 30 YEARS OLD,

307. AND I STILL LOOK FUCKING 22, 'CAUSE I HAVE OILY FUCKIN' SKIN.

308. - HELLO, DARLING.

309. - WOW, LOOK AT YOU.

310. - YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

311. YOU KNOW THE SHAPES YOU'RE GOING FOR.

312. THE WHOLE THING JUST NEEDS E TO BFINESSED AND SMOOTHED OUT.

313. AND IT IS— SOMETIMES IT GETS A LITTLE BIT, UM...

314. MAGIC MARKER.

315. I RECOMMEND ALWAYS BUILDING WHAT YOU'RE CONTOURING

316. INTO THE BASE.

317. - THIS CHALLENGE IS GOING TO BE TOUGH,

318. BECAUSE I HAVE A POINT TO PROVE.

319. THAT POINT IS,

320. I DON'T DESERVE TO BE IN THE BOTTOM TWO AGAIN.

321. - HEY, PANDORA. - HEY.

322. - WOW, LOOK AT THIS.

323. I BARELY RECOGNIZE THIS.

324. - YEAH, YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT OFF-THE-RACK,

325. SO I'M GOING WAY OFF THE RACK. - SMART GIRL.

326. - YOU'RE SUPER-CUTE.

327. I THINK YOU COULD BE REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

328. THINK "GOLDIE HAWN," REALLY,

329. BECAUSE SHE HAS, LIKE, A SIMPLE EYE.

330. LASHY, SOFTER, BIGGER...

331. AND REALLY PLAY, 'CAUSE YOU GOT GREAT EYES.

332. PLAY WITH THAT.

333. - HI, JESSICA. WOW, LOOK AT THIS.

334. - MY WEDDING IS GOING TO BE AN EXTRAVAGANZA.

335. - LOVE AN EXTRAVAGANZA! - YES.

336. - SOMETIMES YOUR FACE WORRIES ME, IS THE PROBLEM.

337. YOUR HIGHLIGHTS ARE SO BRIGHT HERE AND HERE,

338. AND HERE,

339. THAT IT LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU HAVE STUBBLE.

340. MAYBE IT'S ABOUT PUTTING THE DARK UNDER,

341. AND THEN HIGHLIGHTING THE JAW,

342. AND, REALLY, THERE NEEDS TO BE A LOT MORE BLENDING.

343. - ALL RIGHT.

344. - HI... SAHARA!

345. - HI, RU.

346. - SO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DRESS.

347. - I'M GOING TO CUT IT UP AND MAKE IT SHORT

348. AND ADD SOME VOLUME TO THE BOTTOM.

349. - NOW, THAT WILL GO UNDERNEATH?

350. - YES.

351. - AND YOU HAVE ENOUGH FABRIC HERE TO SUPPORT THAT?

352. - UH, YES.

353. - AND YOU'RE GOING TO PAD?

354. - AND I'M GOING TO PAD, YES.

355. - YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.

356. - I DO, I DO. - YEAH.

357. - YOU'RE SO YOUNG IN PERSON.

358. - OOH.

359. - SHE'S A LITTLE OLD LOOKING...

360. LOOKING AT YOUR FACE NOW,

361. AND IT DOESN'T HAVE THE CLOSED-IN THING

362. THAT SAHARA GETS.

363. THIS THING ALWAYS SCARES ME, AND THIS, UM—

364. - HOW DO I FIX THAT?

365. - TRY A LITTLE SOMETHING

366. THAT'S JUST A LITTLE BRIGHTER ALONG THERE.

367. - ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.

368. - WELL, HELLO, TATI.

369. - HELLO!

370. - YOUR MAKEUP'S ALL OVER THE SHOP.

371. IT'S ALL OVER THE PLACE... AND SOMETIMES IT'S BEAUTIFUL,

372. AND SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE "WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?"

373. BUT YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL,

374. AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE OVERLY DRAGGY,

375. AND THERE'S GIRLS WHO'VE MADE A CAREER

376. ON BEING THAT BEAUTIFUL.

377. IT'S LIKE JUST DEPENDS ON WHAT KIND OF GIRL YOU WANT TO BE.

378. UM, DON'T REST ON THOSE LAURELS.

379. - NO, DEFINITELY NOT.

380. - THANK YOU, TATIANNA. - THANK YOU.

381. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO THIS WAY.

382. JUJU!

383. - HI, RU!

384. - WOW, I SEE JEWELS FOR JUJU. WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS COLOUR?

385. - "TAWNY SUNSET."

386. - "TAWNY SUNSET." I LOVE THAT.

387. - I'D LIKE TO SEE JUJUBEE'S VERSION OF NATURAL MAKEUP.

388. I USE THE MARIAH CAREY REFERENCE—

389. AND I DON'T WANT IT TO BE NATURAL,

390. BUT I WANT TO BELIEVE THAT IT'S NATURAL,

391. I WANT SUPERNATURAL.

392. - OKAY. - THAT'S YOUR CHALLENGE.

393. - I WILL DO IT.

394. - RAVEN!

395. - HELLO, HELLO.

396. - YOU WON THE MINI-CHALLENGE,

397. SO YOU GOT TO PICK YOUR DRESS FIRST.

398. ARE YOU HAPPY WITH IT?

399. - YEAH, I TOOK THE WHOLE THING UP.

400. I STARTED UP HERE BY PINNING IT AND HAND-SEWING.

401. - SO, LET'S TALK MAKEUP.

402. - I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU

403. INTRODUCE A SMIDGEN OF COLOUR INTO YOUR MAKEUP.

404. I CAN SEE THERE'S LIKE, UH,

405. THIS PERSON REALLY KNOWS THEIR WAY AROUND THEIR FACE,

406. BUT YOU COULD WARM THIS UP,

407. AND SAME WITH YOUR JAWLINE— CONTOUR.

408. - OKAY.

409. - LADIES! MATHU AND I WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW

410. ON THE MAIN STAGE,

411. AND OUR EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST JUDGE

412. WILL BE ONE OF MY MUSICAL HEROES...

413. THE LEGENDARY

414. MARTHA WASH!

415. - I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT MARTHA WASH BEING A GUEST JUDGE!

416. I HAVE LISTENED TO HER MUSIC FOREVER

417. AND I LOVE HER VOICE.

418. - DON'T FUCK IT UP.

419. SEEYA!

420. COME ON, MATHU.

421. - TODAY WE'RE SHOOTING

422. OUR MALE HALF OF THE PHOTO, OUR GROOM SIDE,

423. AND THEN TOMORROW WE'RE TAKING THE BRIDE,

424. WE'RE GOING TO MELD THEM TOGETHER.

425. I'M EXCITED TO SEE HOW IT'S GOING TO LOOK.

426. - THERE'S SLIGHT ANXIOUSNESS.

427. I'M NOT THE MOST MASCULINE GUY.

428. I NEVER GROW A BEARD, I DON'T GROW A MOUSTACHE.

429. - YOU KNOW, GROWING UP,

430. I WOULD SIT THERE ON THE COUNTER AND WATCH MY MOM DO HER MAKEUP.

431. YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T REALLY WATCH MY DAD SHAVE.

432. I WAS MORE INTERESTED IN THE LIPSTICK AND EYESHADOW.

433. - YOU KNOW, DOING DRAG ON TOP OF BEING GAY, YOU KNOW,

434. AT 14, IT WAS KIND OF AN ESCAPE.

435. LIKE I GET TO BE SOMEONE ELSE,

436. I GET TO BE AS FEMININE AS I WANT TO BE,

437. AND I DON'T GET POINTED OUT FOR IT,

438. OR MADE FUN OF FOR IT,

439. BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE, YOU KNOW,

440. DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A BOY...

441. SO THIS IS GOING TO BE JUST COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

442. - WHEN I DID MY MAKEUP AS A GUY,

443. I KNEW I WAS THE FIRST ONE IN THE MIRROR,

444. AND SO I WENT AHEAD AND I DREW THE FACIAL HAIR ON,

445. AND I LOOK OVER

446. AND THEN SAHARA'S DRAWN ON HER FACIAL HAIR,

447. THEN PANDORA'S DRAWN ON THE FACIAL HAIR,

448. AND TATIANNA COMES AND DRAWS ON THE FACIAL HAIR,

449. AND IT WAS PISSING ME OFF,

450. BECAUSE THIS IS MY HARD WORK,

451. AND YOU'RE, LIKE, STEALING MY IDEAS...

452. SO I'M HOPING I GO ON THE STAGE FIRST TOMORROW,

453. THAT WAY, EVERYONE THAT COMES BEHIND ME

454. WILL LOOK LIKE, "OH, I GOT THAT FROM TYRA."

455. - HELLO. - HI.

456. - MORGAN.

457. - MY NAME IS JOE, NICE TO MEET YOU.

458. - NICE TO MEET YOU. IT'S A PLEASURE.

459. - SO WE'RE GOING TO BE CREATING AN ILLUSION HERE TODAY.

460. - STORY OF MY LIFE.

461. - JUST IMAGINE THAT THERE'S ANOTHER PERSON NEXT TO YOU.

462. LOOK RIGHT HERE.

463. ONE, TWO, THREE.

464. BIG MOTION... YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.

465. - MY GROOM IS A PUNK-ROCKER.

466. JUST PROBABLY ROLLED OUT OF BED

467. AND THREW ON HIS LEATHER JACKET AND A TIE

468. AND CAME TO THE CHAPEL.

469. - ONE, TWO, THREE.

470. - I DO FEEL COMFORTABLE HAVING TO PERFORM AS A MALE,

471. BUT I HAVE A LITTLE MORE CONFIDENCE

472. WHEN I'M IN DRAG.

473. I FEEL A LOT MORE GLAMOROUS, A LOT MORE PRETTY.

474. - THE COMPETITION'S BEEN SUCH A FOCUS ON THE GIRL-GIRL-GIRL,

475. THAT WHEN IT WAS TIME TO BE A BOY,

476. I WAS SO STRESSED THAT I WAS LIKE,

477. "OH, MY GOD, IT'S TIME TO BE A BOY!"

478. SO I HAD TO JUST PUSH THAT ASIDE FOR A SECOND

479. AND CONSIDER THE DIRECTION THAT I WANT TO GO.

480. - ONE, TWO, THREE...

481. - EXCELLENT.

482. NICE.

483. - I SMILED IN MY PICTURE,

484. BECAUSE IF I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY

485. OF BEING MARRIED WITH JESSICA WILD,

486. I AM GOING TO BE HAPPY.

487. - ONE, TWO, THREE.

488. EXCELLENT. VERY NICE.

489. PERFECT...

490. LET'S DO ONE JUST FOR FUN.

491. ONE, TWO, THREE.

492. EXCELLENT.

493. WHAT INSPIRED YOUR CHOICE OF OUTFIT?

494. - WELL, HE IS A POLICE OFFICER.

495. - LITTLE SMILE.

496. - I'M REALLY FEELING LIKE A DRAG KING,

497. LIKE, I'M NOT FEELING LIKE A GUY,

498. I'M FEELING LIKE

499. I AM A GIRL DRESSING UP LIKE A GUY.

500. - AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK RIGHT HERE...

501. TWO, THREE.

502. EXCELLENT.

503. - HOW DOES EVERYBODY FEEL ABOUT, UM, MARRIAGE?

504. WHO'S GETTING MARRIED, WHO'S NOT?

505. - I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED.

506. - WHY?

507. - 'CAUSE I'M A BITTER BITCH.

508. - WELL, WITH THAT ATTITUDE, GIRL...

509. - I WANT TO MARRY MY HUSBAND.

510. - YOU WANT TO MARRY YOUR HUSBAND?

511. - I CALL HIM MY "HUSBAND."

512. I AM IN A RELATIONSHIP, I DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND,

513. AND I WOULD LOVE TO MARRY HIM ONE DAY.

514. GAY MARRIAGE IS A HUMAN RIGHT.

515. IT'S OUR RIGHT TO BE EQUAL.

516. IT'S NOT A, YOU KNOW, LUXURY, TO HAVE GAY MARRIAGE—

517. IT'S A NEED AND IT'S A RIGHT.

518. BUT I TELL YOU THIS MUCH, THOUGH...

519. GAY PEOPLE NOT BEING ALLOWED TO MARRY,

520. TO ME, IS A KICK IN THE ASS.

521. - DO YOU THINK TYRA'S SINGING COULD BE,

522. YOU KNOW, DEEMED ATTEMPTED MURDER?

523. - HUH? - HUH?

524. - HUH? I'M SAYING, DO YOU THINK YOUR SINGING COULD BE DEEMED

525. ATTEMPTED MURDER?

526. - PROBABLY.

527. - I TOTALLY WANT TO GET MARRIED.

528. - IF YOU HAD A GAY WEDDING,

529. DO YOU THINK YOUR FAMILY WOULD BE SUPPORTIVE?

530. - THERE'S A RELIGION THING, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE—

531. - CHRISTIAN? - YEAH. MY MOM'S A MINISTER.

532. - I DON'T KNOW, BECAUSE SHE SEEMS TO BE MORE ACCEPTING,

533. AND YOU KNOW, LOVING... I THINK SHE'D COME.

534. - THIS IS WHO I AM,

535. AND THIS IS THE WAY I'M GOING TO LIVE MY LIFE,

536. AND I'VE COME TO TERMS WITH IT,

537. AND MY MOM DOESN'T QUITE UNDERSTAND IT,

538. BUT IS WORKING TOWARD ACCEPTING,

539. AND, I GUESS, LOVING THAT PART OF ME AS WELL.

540. - WOULD YOUR FAMILY COME TO YOUR WEDDING, TATIANNA?

541. - OH, I DON'T KNOW...

542. I REALLY HONESTLY WOULDN'T EVEN—

543. - THIS BITCH...

544. IS PISSING ME OFF.

545. - I'M JUST IN MY OWN WORLD.

546. HONESTLY, I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION

547. TO ANY OF THE OTHER GIRLS.

548. - IT WAS REALLY LOUD.

549. IT WAS SOUNDING REALLY OBNOXIOUS.

550. SHE WAS TRYING TO ANNOY EVERYONE AROUND HER.

551. - SHE REALLY IS SINGING THAT SONG OVER AND OVER AGAIN,

552. JUST TO GET TO ME.

553. THIS FUCKING BITCH.

554. - SHE'S SO SELF-ABSORBED, SHE'S RUDE.

555. - FINALLY, I WAS JUST, LIKE, "I'VE HAD ENOUGH."

556. - SHUT THE FUCK UP.

557. - I TOLD HER— "NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR MOUTH.

558. WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BITCH?"

559. - I PUT THE EARPHONES BACK IN AND I WENT BACK TO SINGING.

560. SHE DIDN'T ASK POLITELY.

561. AND, I JUST WENT ON, CONTINUED MY DRESS,

562. CONTINUED TO DO WHAT I NEEDED TO DO

563. TO WIN THE COMPETITION.

564. - GOOD MORNING. - GOOD MORNING.

565. - I THINK TYRA IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER BITCH.

566. EVERYONE'S GETTING SICK OF HER.

567. SHE HAS WAY TOO MUCH OF A DIVA ATTITUDE.

568. IT'S NOT CUTE.

569. - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK'S GOING TO HAPPEN TODAY?

570. - UM, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TODAY.

571. - WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAPPEN?

572. - HEH, I WOULD LIKE TO HAPPEN WHAT EVERYONE WANTS TO HAPPEN.

573. - I WOULD LIKE THE BITCH TO GO HOME.

574. - WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD

575. AND JUST SPEAK YOUR MIND, MY DEAR?

576. - I'M JUST ANNOYED WITH PEOPLE'S ATTITUDES.

577. - I GUESS IT REALLY SHOWS HOW PEOPLE REALLY ARE, YOU KNOW?

578. - EXACTLY. - AND I DON'T FEEL AS THOUGH

579. THE NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR IS GOING TO BE A LITTLE BITCH.

580. - DON'T TALK ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT IN THE ROOM.

581. SAY IT TO ME.

582. - ALL I CAN SAY IS, WHATEVAH, PIG.

583. - YESTERDAY, WE DID THE GROOM PHOTO,

584. AND TODAY WE'RE DOING THE BRIDE PHOTO.

585. - I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING TODAY.

586. THIS IS NOT MY REGULAR MAKEUP.

587. - YEAH...

588. - I'M SCARED.

589. - SANTINO IS GOING TO RIP IN HALF... SAHARA.

590. - I THINK THAT SAHARA WILL BE LIP-SYNCING FOR HER LIFE.

591. - I THINK SAHARA'S DRESS IS A LITTLE FUNNY...

592. BUT SHE'S GOING FOR A "SWAN LAKE" LOOK,

593. SO IT'S WORKING IN HER FAVOUR,

594. AND SHE'S GOING TO BE ON POINT, WHICH IS A TOUGH CALL.

595. AND HOPEFULLY IT PAYS OFF FOR HER.

596. - NOW I'M GOING TO WALK DOWN THE RUNWAY

597. LIKE A FAIRY PRINCESS.

598. - TYRA NEEDS ALL THIS HELP, AND SHE'S JUST BEING IGNORED.

599. - OH, FUCKING SHIT, MAN.

600. - I HAVEN'T SEEN HER HELP ME WITH ANYTHING.

601. I HAVEN'T SEEN HER HELP ANYBODY ELSE WITH ANYTHING.

602. - OW!

603. - STUPID BITCH...

604. DO YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES, WHEN YOU MEET PEOPLE,

605. AND YOU THINK THEY'RE GREAT PEOPLE

606. UNTIL THEY OPEN THEIR FUCKING MOUTHS?

607. KEEP BURNING YOURSELF, BITCH.

608. IF SHE SCREAMS ONE MORE TIME WITH THAT HOT GLUE,

609. I'M GOING TO JUST, LIKE, PULL MY EYES OUT.

610. I MEAN, WHY WOULD YOU HOT GLUE THINGS

611. TO YOUR FUCKING SKIN?

612. - HEY, GUYS.

613. WELL, HELLO, SANTINO.

614. - HOW YOU DOING, RU?

615. - MERYL. YOU LOOK LOVELY TONIGHT.

616. - HOPING THAT I ACTUALLY COULD BE THE BRIDE.

617. NOW, MATHU...

618. - I LOVE YOUR HAIR.

619. - YOU DO? - I DO! IT'S DIVINE.

620. - AND MARTHA WASH.

621. I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE.

622. - I'M GLAD TO BE HERE TOO.

623. AND YOU LOOK FABULOUS, DARLING.

624. - THANK YOU. THIS WEEK,

625. THE LADIES WERE CREATING THEIR VISION

626. OF THE PERFECT BRIDE AND GROOM.

627. ARE YOU READY TO SEE HOW THEY DID?

628. - UH-HUH.

629. - GENTLEMEN...

630. START YOUR ENGINES,

631. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN!

632. SAHARA! WOW!

633. - HOLD ME CLOSER, TINY DANCER!

634. - "SWAN LAKE."

635. - I'VE DREAMED ABOUT HAVING A "SWAN LAKE" WEDDING

636. EVER SINCE I WAS YOUNG.

637. - MARRIED IN A TUTU.

638. - IT'S TOO-TOO MUCH!

639. - MORGAN McMICHAELS! "NOVEMBER RAIN."

640. - SHE'S SERVING A LITTLE PAM ANDERSON THERE, TOO.

641. - I START OFF LIKE I'M BRIDAL,

642. AND THEN I START THROWING SOME SASS INTO IT,

643. YOU KNOW, SUPERMODEL SASS.

644. - I'D LIKE TO SIT ON HER LOVESEAT.

645. - THAT'S THE LACROIX, UH... - LACROIX! LE POUF!

646. - POUF. - ABSOLUTELY.

647. - "MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN'."

648. - TYRA SANCHEZ, THE OTHER TYRA.

649. OH!

650. - I FEEL GREAT.

651. MY DRESS LOOKS AMAZING.

652. - IT'S DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL...

653. HE'S PAYING FOR EVERYTHING.

654. - RAVEN!

655. SHE'S BEEN HITCHED, LOOK.

656. - MY DRESS LOOKED AMAZING.

657. I FELT LIKE A CUPCAKE, I FELT VERY CUTE.

658. - LOOK AT THAT NICE LITTLE LINE-OF-BOWS DETAIL.

659. - YEAH. - "PARIS GETS MARRIED."

660. - IT IS VERY PARIS, ISN'T IT? PARIS HILTON.

661. JESSICA WILD!

662. - MY DARLING, YOU DID TAKE A HINT OR TWO.

663. - SHE DID YOUR MAKEUP!

664. - THE MAKEUP'S A LOT BETTER.

665. - IT'S MY WEDDING!

666. THE MAKEUP HELPED ME WITH THE TOTAL LOOK.

667. - LOOK AT OUR DAUGHTER!

668. OUR LITTLE GIRL'S ALL GROWN UP!

669. TATIANNA.

670. LOOK AT THAT KEYHOLE BY HER NO-NO-HOLE!

671. - I LIKED MY DRESS, BUT I HATED IT AT THE SAME TIME,

672. BUT I WAS STILL PROUD OF MYSELF THAT I DID SOMETHING WITH IT.

673. - SHE'S A VOLUPTUOUS BRIDE.

674. THE IMPLANTS TOOK!

675. - YES, THEY DID!

676. PANDORA BOXX...

677. OH, WOW, LOOK AT THAT!

678. - VERY ROMANTIC.

679. - I WANTED TO COME ACROSS AS A VERY PRETTY BRIDE

680. THAT'S VERY EXCITED TO GET MARRIED,

681. AND JUST VERY DEMURE.

682. - VERY INNOCENT EYE.

683. - OH, SHE DID THE THING WITH THE MAKEUP TOO!

684. - I'M WELL PLEASED.

685. LOOKS LIKE A GORGEOUS ENDIVE SALAD...

686. CRISP AND DELICIOUS.

687. - OH! THIS IS OUR JUJUBEE?

688. - THE GOWN FITS VERY NICELY!

689. - I WANT THEM TO SEE THE FULL PACKAGE,

690. SO I'M GOING TO GO SLOWLY.

691. AND I WANT TO BE VERY ELEGANT,

692. AND I WANT THEM TO SEE EVERY SINGLE ANGLE.

693. - LOOK AT THE BACK...

694. OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL...

695. - NOW, INSTEAD OF A PEARL NECKLACE,

696. SHE WENT FOR THE PEARL DOWN THE BACK.

697. - OH, YES!

698. - HELLO, MY BLUSHING BRIDES.

699. IT'S TIME TO UNVEIL YOUR WEDDING PORTRAITS.

700. JUJUBEE. OH!

701. WHAT A CUTE COUPLE!

702. - I HOPE YOU DIDN'T SIGN THAT PRE-NUP.

703. - HONEY, HE'S RICH.

704. - IN THE PICTURE, SHE'S NOT REALLY INTO THE GROOM,

705. BUT I THINK SOMEHOW IT WORKS.

706. - EVEN THOUGH THERE'S A MAN IN THAT PICTURE,

707. IT'S STILL SORT OF ALL ABOUT HER.

708. - SHE'S A MAN-EATER.

709. - THANK YOU, JUJUBEE.

710. - THANK YOU.

711. - JESSICA WILD.

712. OH, MY GOODNESS!

713. YOU GOT YOURSELF A HOT ONE, HONEY.

714. - THEY REALLY MAKE A CUTE COUPLE.

715. - THEY REALLY ARE CUTE.

716. - THE DRESS I LIKE,

717. EXCEPT FOR... THE PIECE ON THE TOP.

718. - SHE'S WEARING HER VEIL ON HER SHOULDER.

719. - I COULD SEE THAT YOU LOVE TO GO FOR THE BIG

720. AND THE LAYERS AND THE RUFFLES,

721. BUT I WANT IT TO GO AWAY, I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU.

722. - PANDORA BOXX...

723. YOU SEEM A LITTLE TENTATIVE.

724. - I'M SCARED OF MY FIRST MARRIAGE.

725. IT WAS EITHER THE OPTION OF GOING TO JAIL

726. OR GETTING MARRIED.

727. - OH, I SEE.

728. - JUST DOESN'T DO ANYTHING FOR ME.

729. - REALLY? - NAH.

730. MARRIAGE... GOING TO JAIL...

731. MAYBE I'D DO THE TIME FOR A WHILE.

732. - THERE'S A LOT OF BACKSTORY

733. THAT I COULD READ INTO THIS PICTURE,

734. ADDS A LOT OF COMEDY TO IT.

735. - I'M HAVING KIND OF

736. AN ORGANZA-ORGASM OVER THIS DRESS.

737. - OH, REALLY? - I LOVE ORGANZA!

738. - CAN WE GET A NAPKIN OVER HERE?

739. - TYRA SANCHEZ, THE OTHER TYRA.

740. IS THAT R. KELLY?

741. AND SHE LOOKS LIKE DONNA SUMMER

742. IN THAT PICTURE RIGHT THERE.

743. - YOU LOOK LIKE A PORCELAIN DOLL WITH THE MAKEUP.

744. I LOVE IT.

745. - HUGE BOUQUET, TYRA.

746. - THE HUGE BOUQUET

747. IS BECAUSE IT COMES FROM MY LAST HUSBAND'S FUNERAL.

748. - OH, OKAY.

749. - I LOVE HOW BIG YOUR BOUQUET IS.

750. I LOVE THE WHOLE SHAPE AND SILHOUETTE OF YOUR DRESS.

751. YOU WERE THIS CLOSE TO BEING BRIDEZILLA,

752. BUT YOU ARE— YOU ARE PERFECTION.

753. - WHAT BLOWS ME AWAY IS THAT YOU ADDED THIS LITTLE LACE...

754. - I HOT-GLUED IT TO MY LEG

755. ALONG WITH THESE TO MY ARMS.

756. - YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE A FLAME TORCH

757. TO GET THAT OFF OF THERE.

758. - YOU'RE LIKE AN OLD-SCHOOL DRAG QUEEN,

759. BUT FRESH AND NEW.

760. - THANK YOU.

761. - HI, TATIANNA.

762. - HELLO.

763. - OOH! HE'S HOT.

764. HE'S GORGEOUS!

765. - "THUG LOVE," BABY.

766. - YOU'RE REALLY FORTUNATE TO HAVE IMMUNITY THIS WEEK,

767. BECAUSE I HATE THIS DRESS.

768. - THE FACE IS SO KILLER

769. THAT YOU WANT THE CLOTHES TO LIVE UP TO IT.

770. - MATHU, IS THIS A XANADU— OR A XANA-DON'T?

771. - IT'S A XANA-DON'T.

772. - SAHARA DAVENPORT.

773. - I REMEMBER BEING A LITTLE BOY,

774. AND DREAMS OF A FAIRY-TALE WEDDING,

775. LIKE "SWAN LAKE" OR SOMETHING VERY ETHEREAL.

776. - I THOUGHT THE PRESENTATION WAS... FABULOUS!

777. I LOVED IT.

778. DRESS, I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT.

779. - WHEN YOU'RE NOT ON POINT, IT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK.

780. IT LOOKS A LITTLE CRAFTY AND HOMEMADE

781. AND THE FIT IS OFF.

782. - RAVEN...

783. OH, HOW CUTE!

784. - HE LOOKS OLDER THAN HER.

785. - HE'S 36.

786. - HE'S 36 AND YOU'RE 16?

787. - GOING ON 16.

788. - OH, I SEE. - OH!

789. - OKAY, THEN YOU JAILBAIT!

790. - SHE'S JAILBAIT! - SHE'S JAILBAIT!

791. - SHE'S JAILBAIT. - LOVE THAT...

792. LOVE YOUR TURQUOISE ACCENTS, LOVE THE BOWS.

793. YOU HAVE THE MOST EXPENSIVE-LOOKING DRESS UP HERE.

794. - IT'S KIND OF LIKE THIS FLUFFY, GIRLY, FLIRTY DRESS

795. BUT SHE'S STILL PACKING A WALLOP SOMEWHERE.

796. - IT'S UNDER THE SKIRT.

797. - YES!

798. - MORGAN McMICHAELS.

799. HE'S A PUNK DUDE.

800. - I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THE PUNK DUDE...

801. - IT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE FOR ME.

802. NOT CRAZY FOR IT.

803. - IT'S MORE OF A COSTUME VERSUS A WEDDING GOWN.

804. I'M JUST NOT LOVING THE SHAPE OVERALL.

805. - YOU KNOW, WHITE PUMPS ARE THE SIGN OF A TRUE HOOKER,

806. AND I LOVE YOU FOR THAT.

807. TONIGHT'S GOING TO BE MORE DIFFICULT THAN I THOUGHT,

808. AND I NEED YOUR HELP.

809. WHAT ARE THE JUDGES NOT SEEING ON THE MAIN STAGE

810. THAT WE NEED TO KNOW?

811. TATIANNA?

812. - UM, I DON'T THINK

813. THAT YOU'RE SEEING THAT TYRA IS A COMPLETE BITCH.

814. - THAT WAS FRANK.

815. - THANK YOU.

816. SHE HAS THIS DIVA ATTITUDE,

817. LIKE "I AM AMERICA'S SWEETHEART,"

818. BUT SHE'S NOT.

819. - I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH WHAT TATIANNA SAYS.

820. I DON'T THINK THAT THE FACE THAT YOU SEE OF TYRA

821. IS WHAT WE'RE SEEING BACKSTAGE.

822. EVERYONE ASKED TYRA TO BE QUIET,

823. AND NOT SING OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD FOR AN HOUR.

824. - I ASKED HER TO STOP, NICELY, AND SHE WAS LIKE "OKAY."

825. AND THEN I WALK ACROSS THE ROOM AND IT'S LIKE— ♪ BAH! BAH!

826. - SHE WAS ALMOST SAYING

827. "SHUT THE FUCK UP, OR I'LL MAKE YOU SHUT UP."

828. AND LIKE REALLY, REALLY PISSED ME OFF,

829. 'CAUSE SHE TALKS SO MUCH SHIT ABOUT SO MANY PEOPLE,

830. BUT WON'T SAY IT TO THEIR FACE.

831. - YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T PLAY THE VICTIM.

832. IT DOESN'T SUIT YOU.

833. YOU DON'T DO IT WELL.

834. - I WAS NOT DOING THAT TO MAKE ANYONE UPSET

835. OR, LIKE, MAKE ANYONE UNFOCUSSED.

836. - BULLSHIT!

837. - MAYBE NEXT TIME I WILL SING

838. AND MAYBE SHE'LL GET ANOTHER HORRIBLE DRESS

839. LIKE SHE HAS ON NOW.

840. - TYRA, YOU THINK THIS REALLY HAS TO DO WITH THE MUSIC,

841. OR SOMETHING ELSE?

842. - THEY'RE TESTING ME...

843. AND IT'S LIKE KIND OF PISSING ME OFF.

844. MORGAN, DO YOU THINK I'M A BITCH?

845. - NO, I THINK YOU HAVE A GOAL.

846. - RAVEN, DO YOU THINK I'M A BITCH?

847. - NO.

848. - SAHARA, DO YOU THINK I'M A BITCH?

849. - I THINK SOMETIMES YOU'RE SELFISH.

850. - I THINK YOU NEED MANNERS, GIRL.

851. - JUST BECAUSE, WHEN YOU GIVE ME A COMPLIMENT,

852. I DON'T GIVE YOU ONE BACK

853. DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE MANNERS.

854. - GIRL, I KNOW I'M GORGEOUS.

855. YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME ANYTHING, MISS THING.

856. JUST GET YOURSELF SOME MANNERS

857. SO YOU WON'T LOOK SO DAMN STUPID.

858. - WE'RE GOING TO MOVE BEYOND THIS.

859. I THINK THIS IS ANOTHER CHALLENGE

860. THAT WE WILL ALL HAVE TO OVERCOME,

861. AND, UM, WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT INTO ACCOUNT.

862. JUST PROMISE ME...

863. WE WILL BE QUEENS.

864. NOW, WHILE YOU WAIT IN THE INTERIOR ILLUSIONSLOUNGE,

865. THE JUDGES AND I WILL DELIBERATE.

866. YOU MAY LEAVE THE STAGE.

867. LET'S START WITH JUJUBEE.

868. - I'M A HUGE JUJUBEE FAN.

869. SHE COMES OUT HERE, SHE WORKS THE RUNWAY,

870. HER STYLE CHOICES ARE ALWAYS VERY NUDGE-NUDGE, WINK-WINK.

871. IT'S CHARMING.

872. - I THINK THE DRESS DROWNED HER OUT A LITTLE BIT,

873. YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT GOING ON.

874. - I TOLD JUJUBEE LAST WEEK TO TURN UP THE FIRE.

875. I'M NOT SURE

876. IF SHE'S TURNED IT UP TO FULL CAPACITY.

877. JESSICA WILD.

878. NOW, I LIKE THE DRESS,

879. BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS FOR HER.

880. - I DIDN'T LIKE THE TOP PART. - THE FAN THING? YEAH.

881. - IT WAS VERY "SI, SENORA."

882. I THINK HER STYLE IS PRETTY BAD.

883. - MATHU, SHE DID TAKE YOUR POINTERS WITH THE MAKEUP.

884. - AND I AM WELL IMPRESSED THAT SHE DID DO IT.

885. SHE DIDN'T HAVE THE HEAVY BROW, AND SHE TOOK HER BANG AWAY.

886. - THAT'S RIGHT.

887. PANDORA BOXX.

888. NOW, MARTHA, YOU DID NOT LIKE HER DRESS.

889. - IT DIDN'T DO A THING FOR HER.

890. SHE JUST DISSOLVED INTO THAT DRESS.

891. - SHE WENT FOR A WHOLE OTHER PERSONA,

892. THIS KIND OF DEMURE—

893. - SHE TOOK A CHANCE.

894. - ... BRIDAL REALNESS. I THOUGHT IT WAS A FULL SHOW.

895. - MY PROBLEM WITH MISS PANDORA BOXX ALL ALONG

896. IS IT'S LIKE, UM, "BLAH."

897. LIKE ALL OF HER FASHION CHOICES,

898. IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE THEY'RE HIDEOUS,

899. THEY'RE HORRIBLE... IT'S JUST LIKE, "MEH."

900. THERE YOU ARE.

901. - MISS TYRA BOOM-BOOM SANCHEZ.

902. SHE'S A SHOWGIRL. SHE'S THE ONE YOUR EYES GO TO.

903. - I WAS BLOWN AWAY.

904. - FOR TYRA, THE BIGGEST PROBLEM IS WHAT?

905. - ALL THE GIRLS HATE HER.

906. - I THINK SHE'S A GREAT PERFORMER.

907. I DON'T FEEL A LOT OF WARMTH FROM HER.

908. - HER ATTITUDE SUCKS...

909. AND IF IT WAS UP TO ME, I'D VOTE HER OFF RIGHT NOW.

910. - TATIANNA. IF SHE DID NOT HAVE IMMUNITY THIS WEEK,

911. SHE WOULD BE IN THE BOTTOM TWO.

912. - HELLO!

913. - TATIANNA GETS THE "BEAUTIFUL" THING A LOT.

914. - BUT SHE GETS THE UGLY DRESS THING A LOT, TOO.

915. - SHE GETS THE UGLY DRESS THING A LOT.

916. SHE'S GOTTEN THAT MORE THAN ONCE.

917. SAHARA? DID NOT LIKE HER DRESS.

918. - NO, WASN'T WORKING. - SKIMPY TU-TU.

919. - IT WASN'T ENOUGH TOOL—

920. I MEAN, FOR DRAG, IF YOU EXAGGERATE THINGS...

921. - SAHARA WAS A LITTLE DRY.

922. - YEAH, SHE WAS A LITTLE DRY.

923. RAVEN... I LOVED RAVEN'S OUTFIT!

924. - SHE WAS THE OTHER STANDOUT.

925. - SHE WAS THE OTHER STANDOUT. LOVE THE BOWS.

926. - I WAS LOVING HER ELLE BRIDEBLUE SHOES.

927. - MORGAN McMICHAELS.

928. I HAVE TO SAY, I DID NOT LIKE HER DRESS.

929. - A POUFSKIRT IS KIND OF HARD TO PULL OFF.

930. - SHE NEVER DOES SERIOUS FASHION.

931. SHE ALWAYS DOES COSTUMES.

932. - DID MORGAN IMPROVE HER MAKEUP?

933. - SHE'S STILL DOING HER SIGNATURE MORGAN LOOK,

934. BUT I DIDN'T GET "MAGIC MARKER" THIS TIME.

935. - SILENCE! I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

936. BRING... THE GIRLS... BACK.

937. - LADIES... AS WE WITNESSED HERE TONIGHT,

938. TENSIONS ARE RUNNING HIGH.

939. I WILL NOT TOLERATE PROBLEMS BETWEEN MY GIRLS.

940. WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.

941. NOW, BASED ON THE WEDDING CHALLENGE,

942. AND YOUR PRESENTATION ON THE MAIN STAGE TONIGHT,

943. I'VE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

944. JUJUBEE.

945. TODAY, IN THAT DRESS, YOU OWN EVERYTHING.

946. YOU'RE SAFE.

947. - THANK YOU.

948. - JESSICA. MUCHO ESCANDELO.

949. YOU ARE SAFE.

950. - THANKS.

951. - TYRA SANCHEZ.

952. THIS WEEK, YOU RAISED THE BAR ON THIS COMPETITION... AGAIN.

953. PLEASE... DO NOT LOWER ITS STANDARDS.

954. - I'M SCARED THAT RU IS GOING TO LOOK AT ME

955. AND SAY "TYRA SANCHEZ, YOU ARE IN THE BOTTOM TWO."

956. - TYRA SANCHEZ...

957. CONGRATULATIONS,

958. YOU'RE THE WINNER OF THIS CHALLENGE.

959. - THANK YOU.

960. - IN ADDITION TO RECEIVING IMMUNITY NEXT WEEK,

961. YOU'VE WON A FIVE-NIGHT VILLA VACATION

962. AT THE HYATT PALM SPRINGS.

963. THANK YOU, TYRA, YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

964. - THANK YOU.

965. - I'M JUST... IN TEARS.

966. I WAS, LIKE, BOO-HOO CRYIN'.

967. I THOUGHT THAT I WAS GOING HOME.

968. - TATIANNA...

969. BASED ON THE JUDGES' FEEDBACK,

970. YOUR BRIDE COULD HAVE BEEN LEFT AT THE ALTAR,

971. BUT... YOU HAVE IMMUNITY THIS WEEK.

972. YOU'RE STILL IN THE RACE.

973. - THANK YOU.

974. - SAHARA DAVENPORT...

975. YOUR PRESENTATION WAS VERY "SWAN LAKE."

976. UNFORTUNATELY, THAT STORY DOES NOT HAVE A HAPPY ENDING.

977. I'M SORRY, YOU'RE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

978. PANDORA BOXX...

979. YOU'RE SAFE.

980. - THANK YOU.

981. - RAVEN.

982. YOU'RE SAFE.

983. THANK YOU.

984. I SHOULD'VE WON THAT FUCKING CHALLENGE.

985. EVERYONE IN THAT FUCKING ROOM WILL AGREE WITH ME.

986. - MORGAN McMICHAELS...

987. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?

988. - I ALWAYS LAUGH.

989. IT'S A NERVOUS THING, I THINK.

990. - I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, BUT YOU ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

991. TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

992. PRIOR TO TONIGHT,

993. YOU WERE ASKED TO PREPARE A LIP-SYNC PERFORMANCE

994. TO "CARRY ON"

995. BY THE ONE AND ONLY MARTHA WASH.

996. NOW, THIS SONG MEANS A GREAT DEAL TO ME

997. BECAUSE, WHEN MY MOTHER,

998. WHO HAD SUFFERED FROM A LONG BOUT WITH CANCER,

999. FINALLY PASSED AWAY,

1000. I WAS LISTENING TO THIS SONG INCESSANTLY.

1001. IT HAS A LYRIC,

1002. "MAMA SAID NEVER GIVE UP,"

1003. AND I'VE USED IT AS MY ANTHEM.

1004. I WANT EACH OF YOU GIRLS

1005. TO KNOW THAT, EVEN THROUGH ADVERSITY OR DEATH,

1006. LOVE AND ENERGY LIVES FOREVER.

1007. NOW, THIS IS YOUR FINAL CHANCE TO IMPRESS ME

1008. AND SAVE YOURSELF FROM ELIMINATION.

1009. THE TIME HAS COME

1010. FOR YOU TO LIP-SYNC

1011. FOR YOUR LIFE.

1012. GOOD LUCK AND DON'T FUCK IT UP.

1013. - LADIES...

1014. I HAVE MADE MY DECISION.

1015. SAHARA DAVENPORT.

1016. SHANTAY, YOU STAY.

1017. - IF I HAVE TO,

1018. I'LL TAKE EACH OF THESE BITCHES DOWN ONE BY ONE.

1019. - MORGAN McMICHAELS... - YES?

1020. - TAKE STRENGTH IN THE WORDS OF MARTHA'S SONG—

1021. A NEW DAY WILL DAWN, CARRY ON.

1022. NOW...

1023. SASHAY AWAY.

1024. - THANK YOU.

1025. - I COULDN'T EVEN LOOK.

1026. WHEN SHE WAS WALKING OFF, I WOULD NOT LOOK AT HER.

1027. I WOULD NOT LOOK UP.

1028. - HELLO, MOM? I'M COMIN' HOME!

1029. I DIDN'T SERVE IT

1030. THE WAY THE JUDGES WANTED ME TO SERVE IT.

1031. I'M NOT BITTER, I'M NOT CRAZY.

1032. I HAVEN'T CARED WHAT PEOPLE HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT ME

1033. THE WHOLE TIME I'VE BEEN HERE, I'M NOT GONNA START NOW.

1034. I CARE ABOUT WHAT I THINK ABOUT ME,

1035. AND IF I'M HAPPY WITH ME THEN THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH, RIGHT?

1036. - TO ALL MY DOLLS...

1037. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK...

1038. AND, REMEMBER,

1039. IF YOU CAN'T LOVE YOURSELF,

1040. HOW IN THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1041. CAN I GET A AMEN IN HERE?

1042. - AMEN!

1043. - LET THE MUSIC PLAY.