RuPaul's Drag Race 2x4

1. - PREVIOUSLY ONRuPAUL'S DRAG RACE—

2. - THE WEAKEST PERSON IN THE GROUP IS TATIANNA.

3. - NO.

4. - MY MOM SENT ME TO A MILITARY SCHOOL

5. IN HOPES THAT SHE WOULD GET A LITTLE SOLDIER.

6. NEEDLESS TO SAY, SHE GOT A DRAG QUEEN.

7. - I THINK I COULD SELL ICE TO AN ESKIMO...

8. BUT NOT DRESSED AS A FUCKING CHICKEN.

9. - COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!

10. - TYRA SANCHEZ... YOU TORE IT UP, MISS THING.

11. CONGRATULATIONS,

12. YOU'RE THE WINNER OF THIS CHALLENGE.

13. RAVEN... I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'RE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

14. YOU'VE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD TWICE...

15. BUT YOU KEEP PULLING THROUGH.

16. SHANTAY, YOU STAY.

17. - THANK YOU.

18. - MYSTIQUE, SASHAY AWAY.

19. - AND TONIGHT... - HEY, SQUIRREL-FRIENDS!

20. - ... TEMPERS FLARE.

21. - HOW MUCH IS UP YOUR ASS?

22. - YOU DON'T KNOW BEYONCE PERSONALLY.

23. - YOU TALKING TO ME?

24. - AND YOU'LL BE SEEING DOUBLE.

25. - RuPAUL! HEY, RuPAUL!

26. - HELLO, DARLING!

27. - WITH EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST JUDGES

28. NIECY NASH AND LISA RINNA.

29. THE WINNER OF RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE

30. WILL RECEIVE

31. A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF NYX COSMETICS

32. AND BE THE FACE OFNYXCOSMETICS.COM,

33. AN EXCLUSIVE ONE-YEAR P.R. CONTRACT

34. WITH THE LEADING L.G.B.T. FIRM, PROJECT PUBLICITY,

35. BE FEATURED INL.A. EYEWORKS'

36. LEGENDARY DESIGNER EYEWEAR CAMPAIGN,

37. AND HEADLINE LOGO'S " DRAG RACE" TOUR,

38. FEATURING EXCEPTIONAL ABSOLUT DRINKS,

39. AND A CASH PRICE OF $25,000.

40. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN!

41. - AHH. OH, MYSTIQUE...

42. - WOW, HER LIPSTICK IS CHUNKY.

43. - IS THAT CAKE ICING, OR LIPSTICK?

44. - YOU KNOW, IF IT WAS CAKE ICING,

45. SHE WOULD HAVE EATEN IT OFF.

46. - OH, THAT'S CRUDE.

47. - BYE-BYE! SHA-BLAM.

48. - WHEN RAVEN WIPED THE MIRROR OFF,

49. IT WAS ALMOST LIKE A CLEANSING FOR THE ROOM,

50. LIKE A NEW DAY.

51. - I DON'T KNOW, I FEEL BAD FOR HER.

52. - WELL, WE KNEW FROM DAY ONE THAT SHE WAS GOING HOME SOON.

53. - SHIT ROLLS DOWNHILL.

54. - SONIQUE... SHE'S ALWAYS GOT THAT STINKFACE,

55. AND IF SHE IS TALKING,

56. USUALLY SHE'S TALKING MAD SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE.

57. - YOU KNOW, KARMA'S A BITCH,

58. AND I THINK YOU JUST GET WHAT YOU GIVE.

59. - I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE SHE WAS THIS BIG HORRIBLE THING

60. THAT EVERYONE, YOU KNOW,

61. HAS THE RIGHT TO TALK SUCH SHIT ABOUT.

62. - I— I PITY HER, I DON'T FEEL BAD FOR HER AT ALL.

63. - I DON'T THINK SHE NEEDS TO BE PITIED, THOUGH.

64. - SHE DOESN'T NEED YOUR PITY, BITCH!

65. I PITY YOU FOR THE FACE THAT YOU HAVE.

66. - I JUST DON'T WANT

67. TO HAVE TO LIP-SYNC FOR MY LIFE AGAIN.

68. I DON'T.

69. - YOU BETTER WORK, BITCH. YOU BETTER SWEAT.

70. - DON'T WANT TO.

71. I'M GONNA BE DEVASTATED

72. IF I HAVE TO LIP-SYNC FOR MY LIFE AGAIN.

73. TWO WEEKS IN THE BOTTOM IS NOT GOOD.

74. I WON'T DO IT AGAIN.

75. - OOH, GIRL! YOU GOT SHE-MAIL!

76. GOOD MORNING, RACERS!

77. SINCERITY IS EVERYTHING...

78. AND IF YOU CAN FAKE THAT, YOU GOT IT MADE.

79. PLAY THE GAME RIGHT,

80. AND YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE HERE

81. WITH A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN A TRASH COMPACTOR

82. AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF TURTLE WAX.

83. YOU COULD SNATCH THE TITLE

84. OF AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR,

85. AND PLEASE REMEMBER

86. TO ALWAYS SPAY AND NEUTER YOUR PETS.

87. - YOU KNOW, THERE'S SO MANY THINGS THAT I DON'T KNOW.

88. - HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!

89. ATTENTION, DRAG RACE SHOPPERS!

90. THE PIT CREW AND I

91. JUST GOT BACK FROM STIMULATING THE ECONOMY,

92. BECAUSE, FOR TODAY'S MINI-CHALLENGE,

93. WE'RE GOING TO PLAY "THE QUEEN IS RIGHT!"

94. IN THIS GAME,

95. YOU'LL HAVE TO GUESS THE CORRECT PRICES

96. OF SOME DRAG QUEEN ESSENTIALS.

97. THERE'S GOING TO BE THREE ROUNDS,

98. AND THE WINNER OF EACH ROUND

99. WILL ADVANCE TO RuPAUL'S "SHOWCASE THROWDOWN."

100. NOW, SINCE YOU'VE BEEN HERE,

101. NONE OF YOU HAVE BEEN ABLE

102. TO CONTACT ANYONE FROM THE OUTSIDE,

103. BUT THAT'S ABOUT TO CHANGE.

104. THE BIG WINNER OF THE FINAL SHOWCASE THROWDOWN

105. WILL GET THE CHANCE TO PHONE HOME.

106. - THE FIRST THING THAT POPS INTO MY MIND

107. IS I'M GOING TO CALL CHRIS, MY BOYFRIEND.

108. YOU KNOW, I MISS HIM SO MUCH.

109. - ALL RIGHT, LADIES,

110. ARE YOU READY TO PLAY "THE QUEEN IS RIGHT?"

111. - YEAH! - YES, MA'AM!

112. - RAVEN!

113. - WOO!

114. - SWISH ON DOWN, MOMMY.

115. JUJUBEE!

116. SAHARA DAVENPORT!

117. - WOO-HOO!

118. - OKAY. ARE YOU QUEENS READY?

119. - YES!

120. - OUR FIRST ITEM— A SIX-PACK OF TUBE SOCKS.

121. WHO NEEDS SURGERY

122. WHEN YOU CAN STUFF YOUR WAY FROM FLAT TO DOUBLE-D?

123. RAVEN? WHAT IS YOUR GUESS?

124. - $9.45.

125. - JUJUBEE. WHAT IS YOUR GUESS?

126. - $5.98.

127. - SAHARA'S WRITING DOWN HER PRICE...

128. OH.

129. SAHARA IS GUESSING-

130. - $6.

131. - NOW, SAHARA, YOU COCK-BLOCKED JUJUBEE...

132. - YES, SHE DID!

133. - THE CORRECT PRICE IS...

134. $10.99!

135. - YAY-EAH!

136. - CONGRATULATIONS, RAVEN— - I WON SOMETHING!

137. - THE QUEEN IS RIGHT!

138. - WINNING THAT MADE ME FEEL GREAT.

139. LIKE, OKAY, THESE BITCHES BETTER WATCH OUT.

140. - OUR NEXT ITEM.

141. HEMORRHOID CREAM!

142. A BEST-KEPT BEAUTY SECRET

143. TO DECREASE UNDER-EYE PUFFINESS

144. FOR ANY QUEEN RECOVERING FROM A HARD DAY'S NIGHT.

145. PANDORA BOXX.

146. HOW MUCH DO YOU BELIEVE

147. THIS HEMORRHOID CREAM IS WORTH?

148. - RuPAUL, I'M GOING TO GO WITH $2.98.

149. - JESSICA WILD?

150. - IS A CREAM THAT I DON'T KNOW FOR WHAT IT IS.

151. - $4.50...

152. - MORGAN McMICHAELS.

153. - $5.85.

154. - THE CORRECT PRICE IS...

155. $5.59!

156. CONGRATULATIONS, JESSICA WILD!

157. THE QUEEN IS RIGHT!

158. - IF I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY,

159. I AM GOING TO CALL MY MOM,

160. BECAUSE MORE THAN JUST A MOM, SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND.

161. - OUR NEXT ITEM— A ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!

162. NOT ONLY USED FOR TUCKING YOUR TENDER PARTS,

163. BUT ALSO AN ESSENTIAL FOR ANY ASPIRING MacGYVEROF DRAG.

164. TYRA? WHAT'S YOUR GUESS?

165. - $2.98.

166. - ALL RIGHT. SONIQUE?

167. - I'M GOING TO SAY $4.

168. - ALL RIGHT, TATIANNA?

169. - $3.75.

170. - THE CORRECT PRICE IS...

171. $6.98.

172. SONIQUE IS THE WINNER!

173. CONGRATULATIONS, SONIQUE!

174. THE QUEEN IS RIGHT!

175. - SONIQUE ENDED UP WINNING... BOO.

176. - ALL RIGHT, LADIES, HERE WE GO.

177. OUR "SHOWCASE THROWDOWN"

178. IS DESIGNED

179. FOR A LADY-BOY'S NIGHT ON THE TOWN...

180. STARTING WITH A PAIR OF GENUINE BRASS KNUCKLES.

181. NOW WHAT LADY-BOY NIGHT ON THE TOWN

182. WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT A CAN OF...

183. WITH ITS OWN CUTE LITTLE CARRYING CASE!

184. PERFECT FOR THE DRAG QUEEN ON THE GO.

185. AND, FINALLY...

186. A BRAND-NEW WIG!

187. - WOO!

188. - AND NOT JUST ANY WIG,

189. BUT A LACE-FRONT WIG MADE OF REAL HUMAN HAIR!

190. COURTESY OF WIG PRO COLLECTIONS.

191. NOW.

192. YOU NEED TO BID WHAT YOU THINK ALL THREE OF THESE ITEMS COST.

193. WHOEVER COMES CLOSEST WITHOUT GOING OVER

194. WILL WIN THE TOTAL PACKAGE.

195. LET'S START... WITH SONIQUE.

196. - $225.01.

197. - JESSICA?

198. - $390.

199. - RAVEN... IT'S COME DOWN TO YOU.

200. - I'M GOING WITH $395.

201. - CORRECT PRICE IS...

202. $1,283.90.

203. RAVEN, YOU ARE THE WINNER!

204. - YES!

205. - YES, RAVEN, YOU GET THE WHOLE PACKAGE...

206. AND A PHONE CALL HOME TO MAMA.

207. - YES!

208. I'M EXCITED TO GET TO CALL MY MOM.

209. I DON'T NEED THE WIG, I DON'T NEED THE PEPPER SPRAY...

210. BUT CALLING MY MOM IS GOLDEN TO ME.

211. - IT'S TIME FOR YOUR MAIN CHALLENGE.

212. THIS WEEK, YOU'LL BE GUEST STARS

213. ON A GAME SHOW I LIKE TO CALL

214. "SNATCH GAME,"

215. AND, IN THE GREAT TRADITION OF DRAG,

216. YOU'LL BE ASKED TO APPEAR

217. DOING YOUR BEST CELEBRITY IMPERSONATIONS.

218. - WOW. THAT IS FIERCE.

219. - YOU'LL BE JUDGED ON YOUR LOOK, PRECISION, AND WIT...

220. AND IT REALLY HELPS IF YOU CAN MAKE US LAUGH.

221. SO, GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES...

222. AND MAY THE BEST LIZA-TERRIFIC WIN!

223. - HELLO? - MOM?

224. - MY BIGGEST INSPIRATION FOR DRAG IS MY MOM.

225. - MOM! MOTHER.

226. - HELLO?

227. - HELLO. MOM.

228. - OH, HI!

229. - HOW ARE YOU?

230. - MY MOTHER IS THE MOST PERFECT PERSON IN THE WORLD.

231. - AND HOW WAS CHURCH?

232. - IT WAS FANTASTIC!

233. PRAYING FOR YOU EVERY NIGHT, SO, UH... AND EVERY DAY.

234. - I LOVE YOU. GIVE MY LOVE TO EVERYONE.

235. - I WILL. OKAY. BYE-BYE.

236. - BYE.

237. - BEING ABLE TO TALK TO HER,

238. IT BROUGHT ME TO A PLACE WHERE I FEEL CONFIDENT AGAIN.

239. MOM CAN ALWAYS DO THAT.

240. - SO WHO DOES EVERYBODY THINK THEY'RE GOING TO IMPERSONATE?

241. WHO?

242. - GIRL, WHY DO YOU—

243. - I'M DOING BEYONCE, SO—

244. - I'M GOING TO DO...

245. - BEYONCE IS SORT OF JUST LIKE ME.

246. WELL, BASICALLY I HAVE MY LOOK TOGETHER, I THINK.

247. - THEY DIDN'T GIVE US MUCH TIME FOR THIS ONE.

248. - I KNOW, RIGHT?

249. - I ACTUALLY HAVE NEVER IMPERSONATED A CELEBRITY BEFORE.

250. - SO, JESSICA...

251. - YEAH?

252. - WHO DO YOU USUALLY, UM, DO?

253. - I ALWAYS PERFORM AS MYSELF, YOU KNOW, JESSICA WILD.

254. - SAME WITH ME. I JUST DO "TATIANNA."

255. TATIANNA IS THE CHARACTER.

256. I WAS, LIKE, "WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?"

257. - OUR MAIN CHALLENGE IS THE "SNATCH GAME,"

258. AND RuPAUL TOLD US

259. TO DRESS UP LIKE OUR CELEBRITY IMPERSONATIONS

260. AND GET READY TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH.

261. SONIQUE, WHAT MADE YOU

262. DECIDE TO DO GAGA INSTEAD OF MADONNA?

263. - BUT I DON'T HAVE A MADONNA.

264. - YOU LOOK LIKE HER.

265. YOU COULD BORROW FROM EVERY GIRL.

266. I GUARANTEE YOU WOULD FIND SOMETHING.

267. - MY FIRST CHOICE, OF COURSE, WOULD BE PINK.

268. - I'M DOING PINK.

269. PINK IS MY NUMBER-ONE CHARACTER, I LOVE HER,

270. AND I DO A REALLY GOOD, YOU KNOW, ILLUSION OF IT.

271. - I MEAN, I LOVE PINK,

272. BUT I DON'T NEED TO DO HER EVERY TIME I GO ON STAGE.

273. - ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? - YES.

274. - I DID NOT HEAR A WORD YOU SAID.

275. - I BASE SONIQUE OFF OF PINK— THAT WHOLE ROCKER KIND OF IMAGE.

276. I REALLY LIKE LADY GAGA, AND I WANNA... GO FOR THAT.

277. - YOU BETTER WORK IT OUT, GIRL.

278. - HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!

279. - HI!

280. - HEY, SQUIRRELFRIENDS.

281. - HELLO.

282. - GOT A NUT FOR ANOTHER SQUIRRELFRIEND?

283. - THERE'S PLENTY OF NUTS TO GO AROUND, BABE.

284. - I BET!

285. SO MORGAN, WHO ARE YOU?

286. WHO HAVE YOU CHOSEN AS YOUR CELEBRITY IMPERSONATION?

287. - I HAVE CHOSEN PINK AS MY CELEBRITY.

288. SHE'S, LIKE, THE NUMBER ONE FOR ME.

289. - HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE PINK'S PERSONALITY?

290. - SHE STANDS UP FOR GOOD THINGS,

291. LIKE SHE USES HER CELEBRITY FOR, YOU KNOW, P.E.T.A.,

292. AND AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY AND THINGS LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW.

293. - WELL, P.E.T.A.'S

294. SORT OF A TOUGH, UH, JOKE TO SELL IN "SNATCH GAME."

295. - BUT SHE'S FUNNY.

296. - I TRUST YOU HAVE A PLAN.

297. SONIQUE-A-NIQUE- A-NIQUE-A-NIQUE-A!

298. WHO ARE YOU DOING?

299. - I WANT TO DO LADY GAGA.

300. - LADY GAGA. - I LOVE HER.

301. - YOU KNOW, I WAS ON THE FENCE ABOUT HER

302. UNTIL SHE DID THAT INTERVIEW

303. WHERE THEY SAID "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A BOYFRIEND?"

304. AND SHE SAID...

305. "A BIG COCK."

306. - IT'LL BE REALLY EASY FOR ME TO CHANNEL LADY GAGA,

307. 'CAUSE I'LL SAY WHAT'S ON MY MIND

308. AND HOPEFULLY IT'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH.

309. - ALL RIGHT, SONIQUE.

310. I EXPECT TO BE GAGGING ON YOUR GAGA.

311. TATIANNA? NOW WHO ARE YOU GOING TO BE?

312. - I THINK I'M DOING BRITNEY.

313. - BRITNE-E-E-EY.

314. - BRITNEY SPEARS.

315. - WHAT DOES BRITNEY DO? CHEW GUM?

316. - NN-HUH.

317. - AHH. SHE DOES THIS THING WITH HER—

318. SHE'LL GO— LIKE THAT.

319. WHICH IS REALLY... YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

320. THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! ARE WE GONNA SEE THAT?

321. - SURE. - OKAY!

322. - ABSOLUTELY. AND SOME HAIR FLIP?

323. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. - YEAH. YEAH.

324. - I WANT TO KNOW WHO LEFT MY HAIR OUT HERE.

325. - ME. I'M GOING TO BE...

326. THE SUPERMODEL OF THE WORLD, RuPAUL.

327. - YOU LITTLE THIEF!

328. EVE HARRINGTON...

329. TRYING TO STEAL MY SHOW, ARE YOU?

330. - WHAT ARE SOME OF THE SIGNATURE RuPAUL THINGS?

331. - YOU OPEN YOUR EYES LIKE THIS...

332. - THAT'S USUALLY A SIGN THAT I HAVE GAS, ACTUALLY.

333. NOW SOME PEOPLE WOULD SAY IT'S KIND OF RISKY

334. TO DO AN IMPERSONATION OF A PERSON

335. WHO'S GOING TO BE IN THE ROOM WITH YOU.

336. - YES. I KNOW, BUT I CAN SAY I DID RuPAUL IN FRONT OF RuPAUL.

337. AND YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A LOT OF FUN,

338. LOOK AT THAT LATINA MAKING YOU...

339. ALL RIGHT, GO BACK TO WORK.

340. YEAH, YOU BETTER WORK, BITCH!

341. - PANDORA BOXX,

342. COME OVER HERE, GIRL, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

343. - OKAY. I'M GOING TO BE CAROL CHANNING.

344. - CAROL CHANNING?

345. CAROL CHANNING!

346. - YAY!

347. THANK YOU, JESUS! THANK YOU!

348. "CORN? I DON'T REMEMBER EATING CORN..."

349. ARE YOU DOING HELLO, DOLLYCAROL,

350. ARE YOU DOING LOVE BOATCAROL?

351. ARE YOU DOING "RASPBERRIES?"

352. - I THINK I'M DOING KIND OF LIKE THE "RASPBERRIES" ERA,

353. BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE BIG CRAZY GLASSES,

354. SO, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T DO, LIKE, MODERN CAROL

355. WITHOUT THOSE HUGE LIKE— LIKE, SAUCER GLASSES.

356. - YES. THANK YOU, MISS CHANNING.

357. - THANK YOU.

358. - LOOK, HOW GORGEOUS!

359. MY GOODNESS, THE BLENDING.

360. - YES, GIRL.

361. - IT'S SEVERE UP IN HERE!

362. WHO ARE YOU DOING?

363. - I'M GOING TO DO PARIS HILTON.

364. - WHY'D YOU CHOOSE HER?

365. - SHE'S FUN TO MAKE FUN OF.

366. - YES. NOW YOU'VE BEEN UP FOR ELIMINATION TWICE.

367. - I'M OVER IT. I DON'T WANT TO DO IT AGAIN.

368. - SO YOU'RE PUTTING ALL YOUR EGGS IN—

369. IN PARIS HILTON'S BIG BASKET?

370. - YES. I'M TRYING.

371. WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

372. - ALL RIGHT, GOOD LUCK, PARIS.

373. - THANK YOU, RU.

374. - ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA SCOOT AROUND OVER HERE.

375. OOH, HOW PURTY.

376. AND WHO ARE YOU DOING TODAY?

377. - I'M DOING SASHA FIERCE,

378. BUT, TECHNICALLY, I'M DOING BEYONCE.

379. - NOW, SANTINO MENTIONED THE OTHER DAY

380. THAT YOU SHOULD WORK ON YOUR VOICE.

381. - WHEN HE SAID IT, I THOUGHT MAYBE HE'S RIGHT,

382. IF IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PERSON,

383. IT SHOULD BE, LIKE, A BEAUTIFUL VOICE WITH IT.

384. - LISTEN, YOU KNOW,

385. YOUR VOICE WORKED FOR BEA ARTHUR AND "WEEZY" JEFFERSON.

386. ALL RIGHT, TYRA. THANK YOU.

387. - THANK YOU.

388. - SAHARA DAVENPORT!

389. - HEY, GIRL, HEY. - HI, MAMI.

390. - HOW ARE YOU?

391. - I'M DOING GREAT! WHO ARE YOU IMPERSONATING?

392. - WHITNEY HOUSTON. - WHITNEY!

393. NOW, ARE YOU GONNA BE BEING "BOBBY BROWN" WHITNEY HOUSTON,

394. OR ARE YOU GOING TO BE CLIVE DAVIS'S WHITNEY HOUSTON?

395. - I THINK BEING

396. BOBBY BROWN'S WHITNEY'S A LITTLE MORE FUN.

397. BOBBY CHRISTINA!

398. - BOBBY! YEAH!

399. - WELL, I'M SO GLAD THAT WHITNEY'S BACK

400. AND SHE'S ON OUR SHOW.

401. - WORD. COOL, SO AM I.

402. - HEY, JUJUBEE!

403. - HI, MAMA!

404. - ARE YOU PREPARING FOR YOUR "SNATCH GAME?"

405. - YES, I AM.

406. - WHO ARE YOU IMPERSONATING? - KIMORA LEE.

407. - YOU'RE DOING KIMORA LEE. WHAT IS SHE LIKE?

408. - SHE'S A BUSINESSWOMAN,

409. SHE'S A SUPERMODEL, SHE'S A MOMMY...

410. SO SHE'S KIND OF LIKE A— A CHAMELEON.

411. - WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR FROM?

412. - MY FATHER PASSING AWAY.

413. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN SOMEBODY'S GOING TO LEAVE YOU,

414. SO YOU TREAT EVERY DAY LIKE IT'S YOUR LAST DAY,

415. AND YOU JUST GIVE THE BEST THAT YOU CAN GIVE.

416. - AND THAT'S WHY THIS SENSE OF HUMOUR?

417. - YEAH, OF COURSE. WHY NOT?

418. - ALL RIGHT, YOU GET BACK TO WORK.

419. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR KIMORA LEE.

420. - I CAN'T WAIT EITHER.

421. - ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

422. THE "SNATCH GAME" IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.

423. NOW THIS IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT.

424. HAM IT UP AND MAKE US LAUGH.

425. NOW THE QUEEN WITH THE BEST CELEBRITY CHARISMA, UNIQUENESS,

426. NERVE, AND TALENT

427. WILL WIN THE CHALLENGE.

428. OH, AND ONE OTHER THING—

429. DON'T FUCK IT UP.

430. ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE Y'ALL LATER. GOOD LUCK!

431. - BYE! - BYE!

432. - WHAT I NEED TO DO FIRST?

433. I NEED TO TUCK MY HOO-HOO AWAY.

434. - I DECIDED I WAS GOING TO EMULATE BRITNEY SPEARS,

435. BUT I HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS GOING TO WEAR.

436. - WHAT WIG ARE YOU WEARING?

437. - THAT ONE. BLONDE, WAVY...

438. AND THEN I'M GOING TO PUT A FEDORA ON TOP OF IT.

439. - THE WIG SHE WAS WEARING WAS JUST, LIKE, THREE HAIRS.

440. - I HAVE A BETTER BLONDE WIG, IF YOU WANT TO USE IT.

441. IT'S JUST FULLER.

442. - IT'S FULLER? - YEAH.

443. - YEAH, WHATEVER WORKS, DEFINITELY. THANK YOU.

444. MORGAN, SURPRISINGLY ENOUGH, LET ME BORROW ONE OF HER WIGS.

445. IS THIS WHAT YOU USE FOR YOUR BRITNEY?

446. - NO, I— I LEFT MY BRITNEY WIG AT HOME.

447. - I THINK IT MIGHT HAVE COME FROM THE FACT

448. THAT SHE DIDN'T THINK I WAS GOING TO BE A THREAT,

449. SO I MIGHT AS WELL LET HER...

450. YOU KNOW, THROW HER A BONE.

451. - YOU LOOK VERY GOOD.

452. - YEAH? COOL. AWESOME.

453. I THINK MORGAN NEEDS TO BE KNOCKED OFF HER HIGH-HORSE

454. AND I THINK THAT THAT WILL HAPPEN

455. WITH THIS CHALLENGE. YAY!

456. - HELLO, EVERYBODY!

457. WELCOME TO AN ALL-STAR EDITION OF "SNATCH GAME: 2010."

458. I'M YOUR HOST, RuPAUL.

459. LET'S GET TO KNOW OUR CONTESTANTS.

460. SHE'S AN ACTRESS, MODEL, AND A RED CARPET FAVOURITE.

461. PHOEBE PRICE IS HERE! HELLO, PHOEBE.

462. - THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

463. - HE'S A TALENTED ACTOR, COMEDIAN, AND HOUSEWIFE.

464. WELCOME UGLY BETTY'S ALEC MAPA. HEY, ALEC!

465. - HI, RU!

466. - THIS IS A MASTER CLASS IN STAYING IN CHARACTER.

467. WHEN YOU SEE A REALLY GOOD QUEEN DO IT,

468. YOU REALIZE THAT THE CLOTHING AND THE WIG

469. IS THE LAST THING

470. THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH BRINGING FORTH

471. THE ESSENCE OF THIS PERSON.

472. - LET'S SAY HELLO TO OUR FABULOUS CELEBRITY PANEL.

473. FIRST UP, CAROL CHANNING IS HERE.

474. - IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE— WHEREVER I AM.

475. - ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP, WE HAVE PINK. HEY, PINK!

476. - ROCK 'N' ROLL, BABY.

477. - NOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU ON A GAME SHOW BEFORE.

478. IS THIS YOUR FIRST ONE?

479. - THIS IS MY FIRST—

480. IT'S NOT MY FIRST ONE, BUT IT'S MY FIRST GAME SHOW.

481. - KIMORA LEE SIMMONS.

482. NOW, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT "SIMMONS" ANY MORE—

483. - WE DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT.

484. - YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT?

485. - IT'S PERSONAL.

486. - UP NEXT WE HAVE LADY GAGA.

487. LOOK AT YOUR POKER FACE, DARLING!

488. - TRUST.

489. - WE HAVE... RuPAUL!

490. HEY, RuPAUL, HOW ARE YOU?

491. RuPAUL!

492. MISS RuPAUL!

493. - OH, HELLO, DARLING!

494. HOW ARE YOU!

495. HOW ARE YOU?

496. I SAID I'M GOING TO DO RuPAUL AND I'M GOING TO HAVE FUN,

497. AND I HOPE RuPAUL HAVE FUN WITH MY CHARACTER TOO.

498. - OH, BOY, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS!

499. - RuPAUL IS VERY PROFESSIONAL WHEN SHE'S IN DRAG.

500. RuPAUL DOESN'T JUST GET UP

501. AND START WALKING AND RUNNING AND SINGING.

502. - ALL RIGHT, PARIS HILTON IS HERE.

503. YOU HAVE A LINE OF CLOTHING,

504. YOU HAVE PERFUMES, YOU HAVE SHOES.

505. - I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I HAD SHOES OUT THERE.

506. - YES, YOU DO.

507. SHE'S MADE A BIG COMEBACK...

508. WHITNEY HOUSTON IS HERE!

509. - I AM SO EXCITED TO BE WITH ALL THESE LOVELY DIVAS,

510. YES, MA'AM, BUT LET'S NOT FORGET,

511. I AM THE ORIGINAL DIVA.

512. - YES, YOU ARE, ORIGINAL DIVA.

513. GIVE HER A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE.

514. - THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU MUCH. I LOVE YOU MUCH.

515. - WHITNEY'S BACK! WHITNEY'S BACK. ALL RIGHT.

516. NEXT TO WHITNEY, OF COURSE, BRITNEY SPEARS IS HERE!

517. - HEY, Y'ALL!

518. - SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW.

519. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE GAME?

520. - OH, GOODNESS. I LIKE PLAYING... "HIDE THE CUCUMBER."

521. I LOVE THAT ONE.

522. - OH, YES. ONE OF MY FAVOURITES, TOO.

523. - I ALWAYS WIN.

524. - NEXT TO BRITNEY, WE HAVE "SASHA FIERCE,"

525. AKA BEYONCE IS IN THE HOUSE!

526. HEY, SASHA!

527. - HI, HOW ARE YOU.

528. BEYONCE'S JUST LIKE ME,

529. ALL I HAD TO DO IS JUST BE MYSELF,

530. LIKE JUST SMILE, SAY NICE THINGS.

531. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

532. - TYRA IS REALLY LUCKY THAT SHE HAS IMMUNITY THIS WEEK,

533. BECAUSE HER BEYONCE WAS NOT BEYONCE.

534. IT WAS TYRA TALKING.

535. - HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS.

536. I'LL ASK A SERIES OF QUESTIONS.

537. THE CELEBRITIES WILL FILL IN THE BLANKS,

538. AND YOU'LL GIVE AN ANSWER

539. THAT YOU THINK WILL MATCH THEIRS.

540. ALL RIGHT, PHOEBE. ARE YOU READY TO PLAY?

541. - I'M READY. - OKAY, HERE WE GO.

542. "FAT FANNIE THE DRAG QUEEN IS SO FAT,

543. "INSTEAD OF DOLLARS,

544. SHE PREFERS TO BE TIPPED WITH— BLANK."

545. - WELL, I KNOW IN THE SOUTH

546. IT WOULD BE PORK RINDS,

547. SO I WOULD HAVE TO SAY "PORK RINDS."

548. - "PORK RINDS." THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER!

549. SHE WANTS TO BE TIPPED WITH PORK RINDS.

550. SHE'S— SHE'S FAT, RIGHT, CAROL CHANNING?

551. - BINGO!

552. - DID I WIN?

553. - NO, YOU DIDN'T WIN.

554. ACTUALLY, WE WANT TO SEE YOUR ANSWER.

555. WHAT DID YOU FILL IN THE BLANK WITH?

556. - WELL, I— I— I SAID "TURKEY LEGS."

557. - "TURKEY LEGS!" SHE'S CLOSE.

558. PINK, WHAT'D YOU SAY?

559. - WELL, YOU KNOW, LIKE, I WENT TO BRITNEY'S CONCERT,

560. AND IT WAS JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, A DRAG SHOW...

561. SO I TIPPED HER WITH SLICES OF LUNCH MEAT.

562. - "SLICES OF LUNCH MEAT!" GOOD ANSWER.

563. PARIS HILTON, DO YOU HAVE PORK RINDS?

564. - NO. I DON'T KNOW TOO MANY FAT PEOPLE,

565. SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY LIKE TO EAT

566. OR BE TIPPED WITH,

567. BUT I WOULD THINK THEY WOULD WANT SOMETHING

568. THAT COULD FIT IN THEIR TIGHT CLOTHING.

569. - YES, OF COURSE.

570. - AND THAT THEY COULD EAT... SO I PUT "BEEF JERKY."

571. - "BEEF JERKY!"

572. - WHEN I WAS FAT,

573. KEVIN LIKED TO TIP ME IN WHAT HE LIKED TO CALL

574. HIS "MANBUTTER."

575. - "MANBUTTER!" YES. - IT WAS REALLY GOOD.

576. - SASHA FIERCE. WHAT DO YOU HAVE

577. FOR FAT FANNIE THE DRAG QUEEN?

578. WHAT'S SHE LIKE TO BE TIPPED WITH?

579. - RU, I NEVER MET FAT FANNIE...

580. BUT DURING MY WORLDWIDE TOUR, I STOPPED IN TEXAS...

581. I DID MEET MYSTIQUE.

582. SHE WANTED TO BE TIPPED WITH A TWO-PIECE AND A BISCUIT!

583. - "TWO-PIECE AND A BISCUIT!"

584. MYSTIQUE GONE, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.

585. - OKAY, YOU READY FOR THE NEXT QUESTION, ALEC?

586. - YES, I AM. - OKAY.

587. "SLUTTY SALLY IS SO SLUTTY,

588. "LAST TIME I TOOK A RIDE ON HER DISCO STICK,

589. I GOT— BLANK."

590. - I'M GOING TO CAST A WIDE NET HERE

591. AND SAY THE LAST TIME I TOOK A RIDE ON HER DISCO STICK

592. I GOT AN "S.T.D."

593. - WHAT DO YOU THINK

594. SLUTTY SALLY GAVE TO PEOPLE WITH HER DISCO STICK?

595. - SCURVY!

596. - SCURVY! SCURVY... YEAH.

597. - I'M THE NATIONAL SPOKESPERSON

598. FOR "BROADWAY ACTRESSES AGAINST SCURVY."

599. - WE DELIVER LIMES AND LEMONS

600. TO ALL THE PEOPLE AROUND IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD...

601. AND RASPBERRIES.

602. - AND RASPBERRIES!

603. IS THAT A DETERRENT FOR SCURVY, RASPBERRIES?

604. - WELL, THEY TELL ME IT IS,

605. I DON'T REALLY KNOW ANYTHING EXCEPT WHAT THEY TELL ME.

606. YOU KNOW!

607. - CAROL CHANNING, HYSTERICALLY FUNNY.

608. I LOVE THAT SHE WAS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT

609. THE ENTIRE TIME.

610. - LET'S GO TO KIMORA LEE AND SEE WHAT SHE SAYS!

611. - SCABIES!

612. - SCABIES IS NOT SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED, IS IT?

613. - IT CAN BE. I'VE HAD IT.

614. - LET'S GO TO LADY GAGA!

615. - YES.

616. - "LAST TIME I TOOK A RIDE ON HER DISCO STICK I GOT—?"

617. - MONEY, HONEY!

618. - LADY GAGA...

619. I DIDN'T REALLY FEEL LIKE

620. THERE WAS ANY CHARACTERISTIC GAGA-ISH-NESS.

621. - OKAY. RuPAUL.

622. IS RuPAUL ASLEEP DOWN THERE? IS SHE OKAY?

623. DO WE— SERIOUSLY, IS SHE OKAY?

624. - THE TIME HAS COME NOW

625. FOR YOU TO LIP-SYNC FOR YOUR LIFE!

626. - TO IMPERSONATE SOMEBODY WHO'S STANDING 10 FEET FROM YOU

627. TAKES GIGANTIC BALLS.

628. - I WILL ALWAYS LOVE... ♪ SHOE-OE-OE-OES!

629. - YOU GOT SHOES FROM THE DISCO STICK?

630. FROM WHITNEY TO BRITNEY.

631. - HEY.

632. - "SLUTTY SALLY IS SO SLUTTY,

633. LAST TIME I TOOK A RIDE ON HER DISCO STICK I GOT...?"

634. - I GOT LOST! - YOU GOT LOST?

635. - LOST! AM I WRONG?

636. - BRITNEY... EERILY ACCURATE. KINDA SPOOKY.

637. - THANK YOU. - ALL RIGHT, DARLING.

638. "DUM DEEDY IS SO DUMB,

639. "LAST NIGHT SHE GOT ARRESTED

640. FOR DRIVING WITHOUT A— BLANK."

641. LET'S GO TO PHOEBE PRICE HERE. PHOEBE PRICE.

642. - I WOULD HAVE SAY, DRIVING WITHOUT A CAR.

643. - DRIVING WITHOUT A CAR!

644. - I'VE DONE THAT BEFORE. - WHERE DID YOU GO?

645. - I DON'T EVEN— I WAS JUST DRIVING AROUND,

646. AND I REALIZED, LIKE, "I'M WALKING!

647. I'M WALKING!"

648. - WHEN ONE QUEEN GETS LAUGHS,

649. EVERYBODY SCRAMBLES TO GET JUST AS MANY LAUGHS,

650. BUT I THINK ONCE THE SCRAMBLING BEGAN,

651. THEY LOST THE PLOT OF THE GAME.

652. - I'M A LITTLE EMBARRASSED, RU. - ARE YOU EMBARRASSED?

653. - I'M A LITTLE EMBARRASSED, 'CAUSE I JUST WROTE

654. "I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS."

655. - UH, GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE. I SAID "CAR."

656. - AH! THANK YOU, GIRL!

657. - BROKE YOU IN, GIRL, I BROKE YOU IN.

658. - SHE LOOKED LIKE PINK

659. AND THE CLOTHES AND THE WIG AND THE MAKE-UP ALL HOOKED UP,

660. BUT THE MANNERISMS WEREN'T THERE FOR ME.

661. - WONDERFUL. OKAY. LADY GAGA?

662. - WELL, MY FIRST ANSWER WAS "SPACESHIP,"

663. BUT... THE ONE I PUT DOWN WAS "CAR."

664. - YAY! TWO POINTS. PARIS HILTON?

665. - WELL, BECAUSE YOU'RE SO HOT. - UH-HUH?

666. - I KNEW THAT WE WOULD GET THIS RIGHT,

667. SO I SAID "CAR" TOO.

668. - CAR! WONDERFUL.

669. - THE VOICE WASN'T EVEN CLOSE TO BEING PARIS HILTON.

670. - BRITNEY. "DUMB DEEDY'S SO DUMB,

671. LAST NIGHT SHE GOT ARRESTED FOR DRIVING WITHOUT A...?"

672. - A BABY IN HER LAP!

673. - A BABY-

674. - 'CAUSE EVERY TIME I DO IT, I DON'T GET ARRESTED.

675. - YES, THAT'S RIGHT. OH.

676. - BEFORE I SAY MY ANSWER,

677. CAN I SAY ONE THING TO BRITNEY AND WHITNEY?

678. BECAUSE I LOVE THEM MUCH...

679. WHITNEY, YOU'RE SUCH AN INSPIRATION TO ME.

680. - I LOVE YOU TOO, BABY GIRL.

681. - BUT I NOTICE THEY KEEP TWITCHING,

682. AND I KNOW THAT THEY'RE SURVIVORS,

683. BUT THEY'RE ONLY GOING TO KEEP SURVIVING

684. IF THEY STOP SNIFFING THESE MARKERS NEXT TO ME!

685. - AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO'S DOING IT?

686. - UH, I— APPARENTLY.

687. - IT SMELLS LIKE HOME!

688. - SO, RIGHT NOW THE SCORE STANDS AT

689. FIVE FOR ALEC, THREE FOR PHOEBE.

690. ALEC HAS WON THIS GAME!

691. - THANKS, STARS!

692. THANK YOU, LADIES.

693. THANK YOU.

694. - ALL RIGHT, UNTIL THEN, WE LOVE YOU.

695. KEEP COMING BACK ON "SNATCH GAME: 2010!"

696. ALL RIGHT, STARS, SEE YOU NEXT TIME!

697. - I'LL BE SURPRISED TO SEE

698. WHO'S IN THE BOTTOM TWO TOMORROW.

699. YEAH, IT'LL BE A SLEEPLESS NIGHT.

700. - GOOD MORNING.

701. - GOOD MORNING, MORNING-GLORIES.

702. - IT'S LIP-SYNC DAY.

703. - HERE GOES.

704. - WHO'S GONNA BE ON THE BOTTOM TONIGHT?

705. - AS LONG AS IT'S NOT ME.

706. - BEING BOTTOM IS NOT BAD.

707. - I DO WISH ALL OF YOU LUCK.

708. CAN YOU WIN THE CHALLENGE TWO WEEKS IN A ROW?

709. - DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO WIN TWO WEEKS IN A ROW?

710. - I'M PRAYING I DO.

711. - I DON'T KNOW WHY TYRA WAS ASKING

712. IF ANYONE'S EVER WON TWO CHALLENGES IN A ROW,

713. BECAUSE SHE'S TOTALLY NOT GOING TO WIN.

714. - WHAT DID YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT ME?

715. - PICKING BEYONCE IS A DIFFICULT THING TO PICK.

716. LIKE, BECAUSE SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY.

717. - BUT I DON'T THINK BRITNEY IS FUNNY,

718. BUT YOU MADE HER FUNNY.

719. - NO, BRITNEY IS FUNNY.

720. - BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS

721. THAT "BE" DOES THAT ARE FUNNY TO ME.

722. - THE ONLY THING SHE'S DONE FUNNY IS FALL.

723. - WELL, THAT'S FUNNY TO YOU AND THAT'S CRUDE,

724. AND HOW MUCH IS UP YOUR ASS?

725. - THAT WAS INSULTING TO BEYONCE.

726. THIS IS SOMETHING

727. THAT SHE MAY HAVE BEEN EMBARRASSED ABOUT.

728. - YOU GOTTA GET OVER THIS WHOLE BEYONCE THING.

729. - NO, JUST— JUST DROP IT, PLEASE JUST DROP IT.

730. PLEASE DROP IT.

731. - BEYONCE FELL AND IT WAS FUNNY! IT TICKLED ME PINK.

732. - I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY TOO.

733. - IT WAS FUNNY.

734. YOU DON'T KNOW BEYONCE PERSONALLY.

735. - TYRA— SHE BELIEVES THAT SHE'S BEYONCE

736. AND SHE DOESN'T WANT TO HURT BEYONCE'S FEELINGS

737. BECAUSE SOMEHOW BEYONCE PAYS HER BILLS.

738. - WELL, WE'LL SEE ON THE MAIN STAGE.

739. I'M JUST GOING TO SHUT UP.

740. - HELLO, HELLO!

741. SANTINO, HOW ARE YOU?

742. - RU, I'M GREAT, HOW ARE YOU?

743. - ARE YOU JEALOUS OF MY BOOGIE?

744. - I AM SO JEALOUS.

745. - TODAY YOU ARE JUST BOOGIELICIOUS.

746. - NIECEY NASH, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.

747. - THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

748. AND THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME HAVE THAT FLOWER.

749. - LISA RINNA! - HELLO.

750. - YOU ARE GORGEOUS!

751. - OH, NO, YOU ARE! STOP IT! THANK YOU!

752. - THIS WEEK THE LADIES

753. WERE CHALLENGED TO A CELEBRITY IMPERSONATION.

754. TONIGHT I ASKED THEM TO KNOCK US OUT

755. WITH THEIR OWN PERSONAL STYLE.

756. JUDGES, ARE YOU READY FOR WHAT'S COMING?

757. - READY! - COME ON!

758. - GENTLEMEN... START YOUR ENGINES,

759. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN!

760. PANDORA BOXX...

761. - I'M FEELING REALLY GOOD

762. ABOUT THE CHOICE I MADE WITH THE DRESS.

763. I'M LISTENING TO WHAT ALL THE JUDGES HAVE SAID,

764. AND I'M TRYING TO INCORPORATE THAT INTO MY RUNWAY.

765. - SHE'S LIKE A HOLLYWOOD STARLET,

766. LOOKING FOR A CASTING COUCH.

767. TYRA SANCHEZ, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

768. THE OTHER TYRA.

769. - WHAT RECESSION?

770. - THE CONCEPT OF MY COSTUME,

771. I WAS THINKING FOR A RICH COUTURE WOMAN,

772. AND SHE HAS ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF MONEY.

773. - JUST BURIED THE HUSBAND.

774. - AND OUT SPENDING HIS MONEY!

775. - WHAT DO THE BAGS SAY, THEY SAY— SANTINO?

776. - OH, MY GOD!

777. - SANTINO, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A BOUTIQUE.

778. OKAY, MORGAN McMICHAELS.

779. OH, HONEY, THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN.

780. - MY PERSONAL STYLE IS FUNKY AND FUN,

781. AND YOU KNOW, DRAG IS A CIRCUS, AND I WANT TO BE THE DIRECTOR.

782. - IT'S THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH, MORGAN McMICHAELS.

783. JUJUBEE!

784. OR SHOULD I SAY "LITTLE KIM?"

785. - I FEEL LIKE I'M SUPERHERO DIVA AND MY POWER IS GLITTER.

786. - IS THAT LITTLE KIM OR "LITTLE KIMCHI?"YES.

787. WELL! OH...

788. SONIQUE'S IN THE HOUSE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

789. JULIE NEWMAR, EAT YOUR HEART OUT!

790. - MY STYLE WAS DOMINATRIX-FELINE-SEX KITTEN.

791. - FASTER, PUSSYCAT. KILL, KILL!

792. TATIANNA PORIZKOVA.

793. - AS I'M WALKING FURTHER DOWN THE RUNWAY,

794. I'M NOTICING THAT MY SKIRT IS RISING AND RISING AND RISING.

795. - HONEY, IF THAT SKIRT WERE ANY SHORTER,

796. WE'D HAVE TO ARREST YOU FOR DEALING CRACK.

797. JESSICA WILD! PUERTO RICO, OKAY?

798. - I FEEL GREAT.

799. I FEEL VERY GOOD, AND VERY HAPPY WITH MY OUTFIT.

800. - SHE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999, HONEY.

801. HIGH FASHION, PARISIAN!

802. - OHH!

803. - DON'T GO OUT AND BLEND IN WITH THE REST OF THEM.

804. EVERY TIME YOU GO OUT THERE, LOOK YOUR BEST.

805. DON'T SAVE SOMETHING FOR LATER, BECAUSE YOU MAY NOT HAVE LATER.

806. - OH, YES, HONEY.

807. - THESE RUFFLES HAVE NOT ANY RIDGES.

808. - NO, I BET YOU CAN'T TAKE JUST ONE BITE.

809. - OOH, GIRL!

810. SAHARA DAVENPORT.

811. WHAT WILL PEOPLE SAY?

812. - I'M FEELING VERY POWERFUL AND STRONG.

813. THEY NEED TO SEE THIS SIDE OF ME.

814. - LITTLE GRACE JONES. - YES. GORGEOUS!

815. - LADIES, YOUR FATE IS IN YOUR HANDS.

816. INSIDE, THERE'S EITHER A HEEL OR NO HEEL.

817. IF IT'S A HEEL, YOU CAN WALK AWAY SAFE.

818. NO HEEL, AND YOU STAY,

819. WHICH MEANS YOU'RE ONE OF THE BEST

820. OR WORST OF THE WEEK.

821. TYRA SANCHEZ, HEEL OR NO HEEL?

822. SHE'S GOT A HEEL.

823. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE SAFE.

824. - THANK YOU.

825. - YOU MAY JOIN SASHA FIERCE BACKSTAGE WITH THE DANCES.

826. TATIANNA...

827. NO HEEL. YOU STAY.

828. RAVEN.

829. - PLEASE JUST LET THERE BE A FUCKING HEEL IN THIS BRIEFCASE

830. SO I CAN LEAVE THE STAGE.

831. - HEEL.

832. - YES! THANK YOU, JESUS.

833. - JUJUBEE.

834. NO HEEL.

835. JESSICA WILD.

836. HEEL.

837. SAHARA DAVENPORT.

838. HEEL.

839. SONIQUE.

840. NO HEEL.

841. PANDORA BOXX.

842. NO HEEL.

843. MORGAN McMICHAELS.

844. NO HEEL.

845. YOU STAY.

846. THE FIVE OF YOU REPRESENT THE TOP AND BOTTOM OF THE WEEK.

847. IT'S TIME FOR THE JUDGES' CRITIQUE.

848. JUJUBEE.

849. THE CHALLENGE YESTERDAY, YOU WERE KIMORA LEE.

850. - I THINK I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE SEEN YOU

851. TO BE EVEN BIGGER.

852. - WE DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT.

853. - DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT? - IT'S PERSONAL.

854. - WHEN YOU DO CHARACTERS,

855. AND YOU ONLY HAVE A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME,

856. YOU WANT TO DO THE BIGGEST THING ABOUT THEM

857. THAT MAKES PEOPLE GO "THAT'S KIMORA."

858. - THANK YOU, JUJUBEE. SONIQUE?

859. YESTERDAY, YOU PORTRAYED LADY GAGA.

860. - I THINK WHAT LADY GAGA WAS MISSING WAS COMEDY.

861. - TRUST.

862. I DIDN'T WANT TO EMBARRASS MY CHARACTER.

863. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE FASHION.

864. I FOCUSED A LOT ON THE WAY I LOOKED.

865. - I WANT YOU TO COME OUT FROM BEHIND THE MASK.

866. I FEEL LIKE YOU MIGHT BE HIDING A LITTLE BIT.

867. - WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TAKE MY MASK OFF?

868. - WOULD YOU, PLEASE? CAN WE SEE?

869. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... SONIQUE.

870. - THERE WE GO! OKAY!

871. THERE'S A LOT OF FABULOUSNESS IN THERE,

872. AND I THINK WE JUST NEED TO SEE MORE OF IT.

873. - ALL RIGHT, SONIQUE, THANK YOU.

874. PANDORA BOXX.

875. - HELLO.

876. - I THINK YOU GIVE GREAT CAMP

877. BECAUSE, INSTEAD OF DOING CAMP THAT'S, LIKE, CHEESY,

878. YOU DO CAMP THAT'S FUNNY.

879. - I JUST WROTE "I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS."

880. - I THINK YOU NAILED IT.

881. YOU SO NAILED IT, GIRL!

882. I JUST THINK YOU OWN IT.

883. - THANK YOU.

884. - TATIANNA.

885. HOW DO YOU THINK YOU DID ON THE "SNATCH GAME?"

886. - I FELT REALLY PROUD OF MYSELF.

887. - LAST TIME I TOOK A RIDE ON HER DISCO STICK, I GOT...?

888. - I GOT LOST!

889. - SHE USED TO LIVE AROUND THE CORNER FROM US,

890. AND SO I SAW HER A LOT, AND YOU NAILED HER.

891. - I THINK YOU'VE GOT A MILLION-DOLLAR FACE

892. AND A $5-MILLION BODY,

893. AND YOU GOT A $20 OUTFIT ON...

894. BUT I WANT TO SEE MORE CHARM AND LESS HOOKER.

895. - MORGAN McMICHAELS.

896. TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PINK DURING "SNATCH GAME."

897. NOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU ON A GAME SHOW BEFORE.

898. IS THIS YOUR FIRST ONE?

899. - THIS IS MY FIRST—

900. IT'S NOT MY FIRST ONE, BUT IT'S MY FIRST GAME SHOW.

901. - YOUR PINK, I DIDN'T NECESSARILY GET.

902. I THINK YOU COULD HAVE BEEN WAY MORE OBVIOUS,

903. WAY MORE BUTCH.

904. - IT WASN'T VERY EFFERVESCENT.

905. - I FELT LIKE IT WENT OVER LIKE A FART IN A SPACESUIT.

906. I KNEW IT WAS A RISK,

907. AND I KNEW, BY DOING PINK, I WOULD BE HERE.

908. - THANK YOU, LADIES.

909. WHILE YOU WAIT IN THE INTERIOR ILLUSIONSLOUNGE,

910. THE JUDGES AND I WILL DELIBERATE.

911. THANK YOU, LADIES.

912. THIS IS THE TIME

913. WHERE WE HAVE TO BREAK THIS SHIT DOWN.

914. SONIQUE. I WAS NOT GAGGING OVER HER LADY GAGA.

915. EVEN IF WE DON'T KNOW WHO LADY GAGA IS,

916. SHE COULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING.

917. MAKE SOMETHING UP.

918. - GREAT ON THE POLE DANCING, LIKE, UNBELIEVABLE.

919. - WHEN SHE HIT THE POLE, SHE WAS ON FIRE.

920. SHE HAS TO TAKE THAT POLE PERFORMANCE

921. AND PUT IT IN HER LADY GAGA.

922. SHE HAS TO BE MORE OUT THERE. TATIANNA?

923. - SHE NEEDS TO GO HOME AND READ 20 VOGUES

924. AND GET BACK TO US.

925. - HER BRITNEY WAS AMAZING.

926. - OH, THE BRITNEY— GENIUS! HER BRITNEY BLEW ME AWAY.

927. I THINK IT WAS THE BEST CHARACTER

928. ON THE "SNATCH" PANEL.

929. - PANDORA BOXX?

930. - PANDORA BOXX HAS GOT GREAT COMEDIC TIMING.

931. I DON'T LOVE HER PERSONAL STYLE.

932. I MEAN, IT'S ALMOST EASIER FOR HER TO PLAY A CHARACTER

933. THAN BE HERSELF AS PANDORA BOXX,

934. BUT IT'S NOT ALL, LIKE, LINKING UP.

935. - SHE'S A DRAG QUEEN, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

936. SHE'S GIVING US LIGHTNESS AND COMEDY AND OLD MOVIE STAR,

937. AND I THINK SHE DOES IT REALLY WELL.

938. - OKAY. MORGAN McMICHAELS?

939. HER PINK IMPERSONATION WAS NOT VERY STRONG...

940. - SHE DID SAY THAT SHE KNEW

941. THAT SHE MAY HAVE THAT PROBLEM WITH NOT BEING ABLE TO GO FOR IT

942. BECAUSE OF HER REVERENCE.

943. NOW, IF THIS IS A COMPETITION, AND YOU'RE TRYING TO WIN,

944. YOU NEED TO TAKE A RISK,

945. BUT THAT'S THE WRONG RISK TO TAKE.

946. - JUJUBEE.

947. - SHE WAS NOT IN THE MOST FABULOUS OUTFIT.

948. MERYL, I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T PICK HER APART.

949. - I WOULD HAVE, IF IT WAS ON SOMEBODY ELSE...

950. BUT SOMETHING ABOUT HER COMEDY AND HER WINK-WINK NUDGE-NUDGE—

951. - UH-HUH. LET'S TALK ABOUT HER PERFORMANCE AS KIMORA.

952. - AS A COMEDIAN, THAT MAKE-UP ON HER NECK—

953. - THAT WAS A GOOD DETAIL.

954. - YOU KNOW, THE PERFORMANCE COULD HAVE JUST BEEN OKAY,

955. BUT THAT ATTENTION TO DETAIL...

956. - YES, AND IT'S THOSE LITTLE THINGS

957. THAT MAKE A CHARACTER COME TO LIFE.

958. - IT'S SO TRUE.

959. - OKAY. SILENCE! I HAVE MADE MY DECISION.

960. BRING BACK... MY GIRLS!

961. - WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

962. I HAVE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

963. PANDORA BOXX...

964. YOU DELIVERED ANOTHER STAND-OUT PERFORMANCE,

965. BUT YOU WERE OVERSHADOWED BY ONE OF YOUR COMPETITORS.

966. YOU'RE SAFE.

967. YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

968. TATIANNA...

969. YOU MAY HAVE LOOKED A LITTLE CHEAP ON THE RUNWAY,

970. BUT, IN THE CHALLENGE,

971. YOU DISPLAYED A LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE

972. AND PROFESSIONALISM

973. THAT IS WORTHY OF THE NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

974. CONGRATULATIONS,

975. YOU'RE THE WINNER OF THIS CHALLENGE.

976. - THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH!

977. - YOU'VE WON IMMUNITY FOR NEXT WEEK,

978. PLUS A $1,000 SHOPPING SPREE FROM BILLIONDOLLARBABES.COM.

979. - IT'S JUST VALIDATING.

980. I REALLY AM MEANT TO BE HERE,

981. AND THERE REALLY IS SOMETHING SPECIAL IN ME.

982. - CONGRATULATIONS, TATIANNA.

983. YOU EARNED THIS ONE.

984. - THANK YOU SO MUCH.

985. - SONIQUE.

986. YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL DOLL...

987. BUT WE WERE NOT GAGGING ON THE ELEGANZA OF YOUR GAGA.

988. IT'S A RISKY CHOICE,

989. AND ONE THAT DID NOT PAY OFF.

990. I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, YOU'RE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

991. - BEING IN THE BOTTOM

992. WAS JUST SO FUCKING NERVE-WRACKING.

993. - MORGAN McMICHAELS.

994. YOU'RE PRETTY IN PINK... - THANK YOU.

995. - ... BUT YOUR PERFORMANCE LEFT US A LITTLE BLUE.

996. YOU'RE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

997. - FIRST TIME IN THE BOTTOM TWO SUCKS.

998. I KNEW I WAS GOING TO BE THERE...

999. AND I KNEW I DESERVED TO BE THERE.

1000. - JUJUBEE, I'VE SAVED YOU FOR LAST,

1001. BECAUSE I WANT TO LIGHT A FIRE UNDER YOU.

1002. YOU KEEP LANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PACK.

1003. TURN UP THE HEAT,

1004. OR YOU COULD GO DOWN IN FLAMES.

1005. - I WON'T.

1006. - YOU ARE SAFE.

1007. PLEASE JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

1008. TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

1009. I'VE CONSULTED WITH THE JUDGES,

1010. BUT THE FINAL DECISION IS MINE TO MAKE.

1011. THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO IMPRESS ME

1012. AND SAVE YOURSELVES FROM ELIMINATION.

1013. THE TIME HAS COME

1014. FOR YOU

1015. TO LIP-SYNC... FOR YOUR LIFE.

1016. AND REMEMBER, GOOD LUCK...

1017. AND DON'T FUCK IT UP.

1018. - I WAS TELLING MYSELF

1019. "YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES

1020. TO GET YOU OUT OF THIS HOLE."

1021. - IT'S A LIP-SYNCING COMPETITION,

1022. IT'S NOT A GYMNASTICS COMPETITION.

1023. - WOW!

1024. - WOW, LADIES.

1025. - WOO0-HOO!

1026. - SONIQUE...

1027. MORGAN McMICHAELS...

1028. YOU BOTH APPROACHED THIS

1029. WITH TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STYLES.

1030. MORGAN...

1031. THE PRECISION OF YOUR LIP-SYNC

1032. WAS ONE OF THE TIGHTEST WE'VE EVER SEEN.

1033. SONIQUE...

1034. YOU PULLED OUT ALL THE STOPS,

1035. AND WORKED EVERY INCH OF THIS STAGE.

1036. THIS CHOICE HAS NEVER BEEN SO DIFFICULT...

1037. BUT...

1038. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

1039. MORGAN McMICHAELS.

1040. - YES?

1041. - SHANTAY, YOU STAY.

1042. - THANK YOU.

1043. - SONIQUE... SASHAY AWAY.

1044. - I GUESS THE HARDEST PART OF THIS WHOLE CONTEST

1045. WAS TRYING TO FIND THE BEAUTY IN YOURSELF.

1046. MAYBE I SHOULD'VE JUST STOPPED BEING SO SERIOUS.

1047. THERE'S MORE TO LIFE

1048. THAN JUST BEING BETTER THAN EVERYONE,

1049. AND I DEFINITELY FEEL MORE HUMBLE NOW.

1050. - LADIES, YOU'RE ALL STARS,

1051. BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU CAN BE

1052. THE NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

1053. REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE YOURSELF,

1054. HOW IN THE HELL YOU GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

1055. CAN I GET AN AMEN IN HERE?

1056. - AMEN!

1057. - ALL RIGHT. LET THE MUSIC PLAY!