RuPaul's Drag Race 2x4

1. ONRuPAUL'S DRAG RACE—

2. IS TATIANNA.

3. - NO.

4. A LITTLE SOLDIER.

5. NEEDLESS TO SAY, SHE GOT A DRAG QUEEN.

6. TO AN ESKIMO...

7. AS A FUCKING CHICKEN.

8. - COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!

9. - TYRA SANCHEZ... YOU TORE IT UP, MISS THING.

10. CONGRATULATIONS,

11. YOU'RE THE WINNER OF THIS CHALLENGE.

12. RAVEN... I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'RE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

13. YOU'VE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD TWICE...

14. BUT YOU KEEP PULLING THROUGH.

15. SHANTAY, YOU STAY.

16. - THANK YOU.

17. - MYSTIQUE, SASHAY AWAY.

18. - AND TONIGHT... - HEY, SQUIRREL-FRIENDS!

19. - ... TEMPERS FLARE.

20. - HOW MUCH IS UP YOUR ASS?

21. - YOU DON'T KNOW BEYONCE PERSONALLY.

22. - YOU TALKING TO ME?

23. - AND YOU'LL BE SEEING DOUBLE.

24. - RuPAUL! HEY, RuPAUL!

25. - HELLO, DARLING!

26. AND LISA RINNA.

27. OF RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE

28. OFNYXCOSMETICS.COM,

29. ONE-YEAR P.R. CONTRACT

30. WITH THE LEADING L.G.B.T. FIRM, PROJECT PUBLICITY,

31. INL.A. EYEWORKS'

32. DESIGNER EYEWEAR CAMPAIGN,

33. LOGO'S " DRAG RACE" TOUR,

34. ABSOLUT DRINKS,

35. OF $25,000.

36. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN!

37. - AHH. OH, MYSTIQUE...

38. - WOW, HER LIPSTICK IS CHUNKY.

39. - IS THAT CAKE ICING, OR LIPSTICK?

40. - YOU KNOW, IF IT WAS CAKE ICING,

41. SHE WOULD HAVE EATEN IT OFF.

42. - OH, THAT'S CRUDE.

43. - BYE-BYE! SHA-BLAM.

44. WIPED THE MIRROR OFF,

45. A CLEANSING FOR THE ROOM,

46. LIKE A NEW DAY.

47. - I DON'T KNOW, I FEEL BAD FOR HER.

48. - WELL, WE KNEW FROM DAY ONE THAT SHE WAS GOING HOME SOON.

49. - SHIT ROLLS DOWNHILL.

50. - SONIQUE... SHE'S ALWAYS GOT THAT STINKFACE,

51. AND IF SHE IS TALKING,

52. USUALLY SHE'S TALKING MAD SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE.

53. - YOU KNOW, KARMA'S A BITCH,

54. YOU JUST GET WHAT YOU GIVE.

55. - I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE

56. THAT EVERYONE, YOU KNOW,

57. TO TALK SUCH SHIT ABOUT.

58. - I— I PITY HER, I DON'T FEEL BAD FOR HER AT ALL.

59. - I DON'T THINK SHE NEEDS TO BE PITIED, THOUGH.

60. - SHE DOESN'T NEED YOUR PITY, BITCH!

61. FOR THE FACE THAT YOU HAVE.

62. - I JUST DON'T WANT

63. LIP-SYNC FOR MY LIFE AGAIN.

64. I DON'T.

65. - YOU BETTER WORK, BITCH. YOU BETTER SWEAT.

66. - DON'T WANT TO.

67. I'M GONNA BE DEVASTATED

68. FOR MY LIFE AGAIN.

69. IS NOT GOOD.

70. I WON'T DO IT AGAIN.

71. - OOH, GIRL! YOU GOT SHE-MAIL!

72. GOOD MORNING, RACERS!

73. SINCERITY IS EVERYTHING...

74. AND IF YOU CAN FAKE THAT, YOU GOT IT MADE.

75. PLAY THE GAME RIGHT,

76. AND YOU'RE GOING TO

77. OF TURTLE WAX.

78. OF AMERICA'S NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR,

79. YOUR PETS.

80. - YOU KNOW, THERE'S SO MANY THINGS THAT I DON'T KNOW.

81. - HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!

82. ATTENTION, DRAG RACE SHOPPERS!

83. FROM STIMULATING THE ECONOMY,

84. BECAUSE, FOR TODAY'S MINI-CHALLENGE,

85. WE'RE GOING TO PLAY "THE QUEEN IS RIGHT!"

86. IN THIS GAME,

87. YOU'LL HAVE TO GUESS

88. OF SOME DRAG QUEEN ESSENTIALS.

89. THERE'S GOING TO BE THREE ROUNDS,

90. RuPAUL'S "SHOWCASE THROWDOWN."

91. NOW, SINCE YOU'VE BEEN HERE,

92. FROM THE OUTSIDE,

93. BUT THAT'S ABOUT TO CHANGE.

94. TO PHONE HOME.

95. IS I'M GOING TO CALL CHRIS, MY BOYFRIEND.

96. YOU KNOW, I MISS HIM SO MUCH.

97. - ALL RIGHT, LADIES,

98. "THE QUEEN IS RIGHT?"

99. - YEAH! - YES, MA'AM!

100. - RAVEN!

101. - WOO!

102. - SWISH ON DOWN, MOMMY.

103. JUJUBEE!

104. SAHARA DAVENPORT!

105. - WOO-HOO!

106. - OKAY. ARE YOU QUEENS READY?

107. - YES!

108. A SIX-PACK OF TUBE SOCKS.

109. FROM FLAT TO DOUBLE-D?

110. RAVEN? WHAT IS YOUR GUESS?

111. - $9.45.

112. - JUJUBEE. WHAT IS YOUR GUESS?

113. - $5.98.

114. - SAHARA'S WRITING DOWN HER PRICE...

115. OH.

116. - $6.

117. - NOW, SAHARA, YOU COCK-BLOCKED JUJUBEE...

118. - YES, SHE DID!

119. IS...

120. $10.99!

121. - YAY-EAH!

122. - CONGRATULATIONS, RAVEN— - I WON SOMETHING!

123. - THE QUEEN IS RIGHT!

124. MADE ME FEEL GREAT.

125. LIKE, OKAY, THESE BITCHES BETTER WATCH OUT.

126. - OUR NEXT ITEM.

127. HEMORRHOID CREAM!

128. FROM A HARD DAY'S NIGHT.

129. PANDORA BOXX.

130. IS WORTH?

131. - RuPAUL, I'M GOING TO GO WITH $2.98.

132. - JESSICA WILD?

133. - IS A CREAM THAT I DON'T KNOW FOR WHAT IT IS.

134. - $4.50...

135. - MORGAN McMICHAELS.

136. - $5.85.

137. IS...

138. $5.59!

139. CONGRATULATIONS, JESSICA WILD!

140. THE QUEEN IS RIGHT!

141. - IF I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY,

142. I AM GOING TO CALL MY MOM,

143. BECAUSE MORE THAN JUST A MOM, SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND.

144. A ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!

145. YOUR TENDER PARTS,

146. ANY ASPIRING MacGYVEROF DRAG.

147. TYRA? WHAT'S YOUR GUESS?

148. - $2.98.

149. - ALL RIGHT. SONIQUE?

150. - I'M GOING TO SAY $4.

151. - ALL RIGHT, TATIANNA?

152. - $3.75.

153. - THE CORRECT PRICE IS...

154. $6.98.

155. SONIQUE IS THE WINNER!

156. CONGRATULATIONS, SONIQUE!

157. THE QUEEN IS RIGHT!

158. - SONIQUE ENDED UP WINNING... BOO.

159. - ALL RIGHT, LADIES, HERE WE GO.

160. OUR "SHOWCASE THROWDOWN"

161. FOR A LADY-BOY'S NIGHT ON THE TOWN...

162. OF GENUINE BRASS KNUCKLES.

163. A CAN OF...

164. LITTLE CARRYING CASE!

165. THE DRAG QUEEN ON THE GO.

166. AND, FINALLY...

167. A BRAND-NEW WIG!

168. - WOO!

169. - AND NOT JUST ANY WIG,

170. MADE OF REAL HUMAN HAIR!

171. WIG PRO COLLECTIONS.

172. NOW.

173. ALL THREE OF THESE ITEMS COST.

174. WILL WIN THE TOTAL PACKAGE.

175. LET'S START... WITH SONIQUE.

176. - $225.01.

177. - JESSICA?

178. - $390.

179. - RAVEN... IT'S COME DOWN TO YOU.

180. - I'M GOING WITH $395.

181. - CORRECT PRICE IS...

182. $1,283.90.

183. RAVEN, YOU ARE THE WINNER!

184. - YES!

185. - YES, RAVEN, YOU GET THE WHOLE PACKAGE...

186. TO MAMA.

187. - YES!

188. I'M EXCITED TO GET TO CALL MY MOM.

189. I DON'T NEED THE WIG, I DON'T NEED THE PEPPER SPRAY...

190. IS GOLDEN TO ME.

191. - IT'S TIME FOR YOUR MAIN CHALLENGE.

192. THIS WEEK, YOU'LL BE GUEST STARS

193. "SNATCH GAME,"

194. AND, IN THE GREAT TRADITION OF DRAG,

195. YOU'LL BE ASKED TO APPEAR

196. CELEBRITY IMPERSONATIONS.

197. - WOW. THAT IS FIERCE.

198. - YOU'LL BE JUDGED ON YOUR LOOK, PRECISION, AND WIT...

199. IF YOU CAN MAKE US LAUGH.

200. SO, GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES...

201. LIZA-TERRIFIC WIN!

202. - HELLO? - MOM?

203. IS MY MOM.

204. - MOM! MOTHER.

205. - HELLO?

206. - HELLO. MOM.

207. - OH, HI!

208. - HOW ARE YOU?

209. PERSON IN THE WORLD.

210. - AND HOW WAS CHURCH?

211. - IT WAS FANTASTIC!

212. PRAYING FOR YOU EVERY NIGHT, SO, UH... AND EVERY DAY.

213. - I LOVE YOU. GIVE MY LOVE TO EVERYONE.

214. - I WILL. OKAY. BYE-BYE.

215. - BYE.

216. - BEING ABLE TO TALK TO HER,

217. WHERE I FEEL CONFIDENT AGAIN.

218. MOM CAN ALWAYS DO THAT.

219. THEY'RE GOING TO IMPERSONATE?

220. WHO?

221. - GIRL, WHY DO YOU—

222. - I'M DOING BEYONCE, SO—

223. - I'M GOING TO DO...

224. JUST LIKE ME.

225. WELL, BASICALLY I HAVE MY LOOK TOGETHER, I THINK.

226. - THEY DIDN'T GIVE US MUCH TIME FOR THIS ONE.

227. - I KNOW, RIGHT?

228. IMPERSONATED A CELEBRITY BEFORE.

229. - SO, JESSICA...

230. - YEAH?

231. - WHO DO YOU USUALLY, UM, DO?

232. - I ALWAYS PERFORM AS MYSELF, YOU KNOW, JESSICA WILD.

233. - SAME WITH ME. I JUST DO "TATIANNA."

234. TATIANNA IS THE CHARACTER.

235. I WAS, LIKE, "WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?"

236. IS THE "SNATCH GAME,"

237. AND RuPAUL TOLD US

238. TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH.

239. SONIQUE, WHAT MADE YOU

240. INSTEAD OF MADONNA?

241. - BUT I DON'T HAVE A MADONNA.

242. - YOU LOOK LIKE HER.

243. FROM EVERY GIRL.

244. YOU WOULD FIND SOMETHING.

245. - MY FIRST CHOICE, OF COURSE, WOULD BE PINK.

246. - I'M DOING PINK.

247. PINK IS MY NUMBER-ONE CHARACTER, I LOVE HER,

248. AND I DO A REALLY GOOD, YOU KNOW, ILLUSION OF IT.

249. - I MEAN, I LOVE PINK,

250. BUT I DON'T NEED TO DO HER EVERY TIME I GO ON STAGE.

251. - ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? - YES.

252. A WORD YOU SAID.

253. THAT WHOLE ROCKER KIND OF IMAGE.

254. I REALLY LIKE LADY GAGA, AND I WANNA... GO FOR THAT.

255. - YOU BETTER WORK IT OUT, GIRL.

256. - HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!

257. - HI!

258. - HEY, SQUIRRELFRIENDS.

259. - HELLO.

260. - GOT A NUT FOR ANOTHER SQUIRRELFRIEND?

261. - THERE'S PLENTY OF NUTS TO GO AROUND, BABE.

262. - I BET!

263. SO MORGAN, WHO ARE YOU?

264. AS YOUR CELEBRITY IMPERSONATION?

265. AS MY CELEBRITY.

266. SHE'S, LIKE, THE NUMBER ONE FOR ME.

267. PINK'S PERSONALITY?

268. - SHE STANDS UP FOR GOOD THINGS,

269. FOR, YOU KNOW, P.E.T.A.,

270. AND THINGS LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW.

271. - WELL, P.E.T.A.'S

272. SORT OF A TOUGH, UH, JOKE TO SELL IN "SNATCH GAME."

273. - BUT SHE'S FUNNY.

274. - I TRUST YOU HAVE A PLAN.

275. A-NIQUE-A-NIQUE-A!

276. WHO ARE YOU DOING?

277. - I WANT TO DO LADY GAGA.

278. - LADY GAGA. - I LOVE HER.

279. - YOU KNOW, I WAS ON THE FENCE

280. WHERE THEY SAID "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A BOYFRIEND?"

281. AND SHE SAID...

282. "A BIG COCK."

283. - IT'LL BE REALLY EASY FOR ME TO CHANNEL LADY GAGA,

284. 'CAUSE I'LL SAY WHAT'S ON MY MIND

285. IT'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH.

286. - ALL RIGHT, SONIQUE.

287. ON YOUR GAGA.

288. TATIANNA? NOW WHO ARE YOU GOING TO BE?

289. - I THINK I'M DOING BRITNEY.

290. - BRITNE-E-E-EY.

291. - BRITNEY SPEARS.

292. - WHAT DOES BRITNEY DO? CHEW GUM?

293. - NN-HUH.

294. - AHH. SHE DOES THIS THING

295. SHE'LL GO— LIKE THAT.

296. WHICH IS REALLY... YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

297. THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! ARE WE GONNA SEE THAT?

298. - SURE. - OKAY!

299. - ABSOLUTELY. AND SOME HAIR FLIP?

300. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. - YEAH. YEAH.

301. WHO LEFT MY HAIR OUT HERE.

302. - ME. I'M GOING TO BE...

303. THE SUPERMODEL OF THE WORLD, RuPAUL.

304. - YOU LITTLE THIEF!

305. EVE HARRINGTON...

306. TRYING TO STEAL MY SHOW, ARE YOU?

307. THE SIGNATURE RuPAUL THINGS?

308. LIKE THIS...

309. - THAT'S USUALLY A SIGN THAT I HAVE GAS, ACTUALLY.

310. IT'S KIND OF RISKY

311. WHO'S GOING TO BE IN THE ROOM WITH YOU.

312. - YES. I KNOW, BUT I CAN SAY I DID RuPAUL IN FRONT OF RuPAUL.

313. A LOT OF FUN,

314. MAKING YOU...

315. ALL RIGHT, GO BACK TO WORK.

316. YEAH, YOU BETTER WORK, BITCH!

317. - PANDORA BOXX,

318. COME OVER HERE, GIRL, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

319. - OKAY. I'M GOING TO BE CAROL CHANNING.

320. - CAROL CHANNING?

321. CAROL CHANNING!

322. - YAY!

323. THANK YOU, JESUS! THANK YOU!

324. "CORN? I DON'T REMEMBER EATING CORN..."

325. HELLO, DOLLYCAROL,

326. LOVE BOATCAROL?

327. ARE YOU DOING "RASPBERRIES?"

328. - I THINK I'M DOING KIND OF LIKE THE "RASPBERRIES" ERA,

329. BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE BIG CRAZY GLASSES,

330. SO, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T DO, LIKE, MODERN CAROL

331. LIKE, SAUCER GLASSES.

332. - YES. THANK YOU, MISS CHANNING.

333. - THANK YOU.

334. - LOOK, HOW GORGEOUS!

335. MY GOODNESS, THE BLENDING.

336. - YES, GIRL.

337. - IT'S SEVERE UP IN HERE!

338. WHO ARE YOU DOING?

339. - I'M GOING TO DO PARIS HILTON.

340. - WHY'D YOU CHOOSE HER?

341. - SHE'S FUN TO MAKE FUN OF.

342. - YES. NOW YOU'VE BEEN UP FOR ELIMINATION TWICE.

343. - I'M OVER IT. I DON'T WANT TO DO IT AGAIN.

344. - SO YOU'RE PUTTING

345. IN PARIS HILTON'S BIG BASKET?

346. - YES. I'M TRYING.

347. WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

348. - ALL RIGHT, GOOD LUCK, PARIS.

349. - THANK YOU, RU.

350. - ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA SCOOT AROUND OVER HERE.

351. OOH, HOW PURTY.

352. AND WHO ARE YOU DOING TODAY?

353. - I'M DOING SASHA FIERCE,

354. BUT, TECHNICALLY, I'M DOING BEYONCE.

355. - NOW, SANTINO MENTIONED

356. ON YOUR VOICE.

357. - WHEN HE SAID IT, I THOUGHT MAYBE HE'S RIGHT,

358. IF IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PERSON,

359. IT SHOULD BE, LIKE, A BEAUTIFUL VOICE WITH IT.

360. - LISTEN, YOU KNOW,

361. AND "WEEZY" JEFFERSON.

362. ALL RIGHT, TYRA. THANK YOU.

363. - THANK YOU.

364. - SAHARA DAVENPORT!

365. - HEY, GIRL, HEY. - HI, MAMI.

366. - HOW ARE YOU?

367. - I'M DOING GREAT! WHO ARE YOU IMPERSONATING?

368. - WHITNEY HOUSTON. - WHITNEY!

369. NOW, ARE YOU GONNA BE BEING "BOBBY BROWN" WHITNEY HOUSTON,

370. CLIVE DAVIS'S WHITNEY HOUSTON?

371. BOBBY BROWN'S WHITNEY'S A LITTLE MORE FUN.

372. BOBBY CHRISTINA!

373. - BOBBY! YEAH!

374. - WELL, I'M SO GLAD THAT WHITNEY'S BACK

375. AND SHE'S ON OUR SHOW.

376. - WORD. COOL, SO AM I.

377. - HEY, JUJUBEE!

378. - HI, MAMA!

379. FOR YOUR "SNATCH GAME?"

380. - YES, I AM.

381. - WHO ARE YOU IMPERSONATING? - KIMORA LEE.

382. - YOU'RE DOING KIMORA LEE. WHAT IS SHE LIKE?

383. - SHE'S A BUSINESSWOMAN,

384. SHE'S A SUPERMODEL, SHE'S A MOMMY...

385. SO SHE'S KIND OF LIKE A— A CHAMELEON.

386. YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR FROM?

387. - MY FATHER PASSING AWAY.

388. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN SOMEBODY'S GOING TO LEAVE YOU,

389. LIKE IT'S YOUR LAST DAY,

390. THAT YOU CAN GIVE.

391. - AND THAT'S WHY THIS SENSE OF HUMOUR?

392. - YEAH, OF COURSE. WHY NOT?

393. - ALL RIGHT, YOU GET BACK TO WORK.

394. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR KIMORA LEE.

395. - I CAN'T WAIT EITHER.

396. - ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

397. THE "SNATCH GAME" IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.

398. TO STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT.

399. HAM IT UP AND MAKE US LAUGH.

400. CELEBRITY CHARISMA, UNIQUENESS,

401. NERVE, AND TALENT

402. WILL WIN THE CHALLENGE.

403. OH, AND ONE OTHER THING—

404. DON'T FUCK IT UP.

405. ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE Y'ALL LATER. GOOD LUCK!

406. - BYE! - BYE!

407. - WHAT I NEED TO DO FIRST?

408. I NEED TO TUCK MY HOO-HOO AWAY.

409. TO EMULATE BRITNEY SPEARS,

410. WHAT I WAS GOING TO WEAR.

411. - WHAT WIG ARE YOU WEARING?

412. - THAT ONE. BLONDE, WAVY...

413. AND THEN I'M GOING TO PUT A FEDORA ON TOP OF IT.

414. WAS JUST, LIKE, THREE HAIRS.

415. - I HAVE A BETTER BLONDE WIG, IF YOU WANT TO USE IT.

416. IT'S JUST FULLER.

417. - IT'S FULLER? - YEAH.

418. - YEAH, WHATEVER WORKS, DEFINITELY. THANK YOU.

419. MORGAN, SURPRISINGLY ENOUGH, LET ME BORROW ONE OF HER WIGS.

420. FOR YOUR BRITNEY?

421. - NO, I— I LEFT MY BRITNEY WIG AT HOME.

422. THAT SHE DIDN'T THINK I WAS GOING TO BE A THREAT,

423. SO I MIGHT AS WELL LET HER...

424. YOU KNOW, THROW HER A BONE.

425. - YOU LOOK VERY GOOD.

426. - YEAH? COOL. AWESOME.

427. WITH THIS CHALLENGE. YAY!

428. - HELLO, EVERYBODY!

429. OF "SNATCH GAME: 2010."

430. I'M YOUR HOST, RuPAUL.

431. LET'S GET TO KNOW OUR CONTESTANTS.

432. SHE'S AN ACTRESS, MODEL, AND A RED CARPET FAVOURITE.

433. PHOEBE PRICE IS HERE! HELLO, PHOEBE.

434. - THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

435. - HE'S A TALENTED ACTOR, COMEDIAN, AND HOUSEWIFE.

436. WELCOME UGLY BETTY'S ALEC MAPA. HEY, ALEC!

437. - HI, RU!

438. IN STAYING IN CHARACTER.

439. A REALLY GOOD QUEEN DO IT,

440. AND THE WIG

441. THE ESSENCE OF THIS PERSON.

442. - LET'S SAY HELLO TO OUR FABULOUS CELEBRITY PANEL.

443. FIRST UP, CAROL CHANNING IS HERE.

444. - IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE— WHEREVER I AM.

445. - ALL RIGHT, NEXT UP, WE HAVE PINK. HEY, PINK!

446. - ROCK 'N' ROLL, BABY.

447. - NOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU ON A GAME SHOW BEFORE.

448. IS THIS YOUR FIRST ONE?

449. IT'S NOT MY FIRST ONE, BUT IT'S MY FIRST GAME SHOW.

450. - KIMORA LEE SIMMONS.

451. NOW, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT "SIMMONS" ANY MORE—

452. - WE DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT.

453. - YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT?

454. - IT'S PERSONAL.

455. - UP NEXT WE HAVE LADY GAGA.

456. YOUR POKER FACE, DARLING!

457. - TRUST.

458. - WE HAVE... RuPAUL!

459. HEY, RuPAUL, HOW ARE YOU?

460. RuPAUL!

461. RuPAUL!

462. - OH, HELLO, DARLING!

463. HOW ARE YOU!

464. HOW ARE YOU?

465. I SAID I'M GOING TO DO RuPAUL AND I'M GOING TO HAVE FUN,

466. AND I HOPE RuPAUL HAVE FUN WITH MY CHARACTER TOO.

467. - OH, BOY, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS!

468. - RuPAUL IS VERY PROFESSIONAL WHEN SHE'S IN DRAG.

469. RuPAUL DOESN'T JUST GET UP

470. AND RUNNING AND SINGING.

471. - ALL RIGHT, PARIS HILTON IS HERE.

472. YOU HAVE A LINE OF CLOTHING,

473. YOU HAVE PERFUMES, YOU HAVE SHOES.

474. - I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I HAD SHOES OUT THERE.

475. - YES, YOU DO.

476. SHE'S MADE A BIG COMEBACK...

477. WHITNEY HOUSTON IS HERE!

478. WITH ALL THESE LOVELY DIVAS,

479. YES, MA'AM, BUT LET'S NOT FORGET,

480. I AM THE ORIGINAL DIVA.

481. - YES, YOU ARE, ORIGINAL DIVA.

482. A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE.

483. - THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU MUCH. I LOVE YOU MUCH.

484. - WHITNEY'S BACK! WHITNEY'S BACK. ALL RIGHT.

485. NEXT TO WHITNEY, OF COURSE, BRITNEY SPEARS IS HERE!

486. - HEY, Y'ALL!

487. TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW.

488. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE GAME?

489. - OH, GOODNESS. I LIKE PLAYING... "HIDE THE CUCUMBER."

490. I LOVE THAT ONE.

491. - OH, YES. ONE OF MY FAVOURITES, TOO.

492. - I ALWAYS WIN.

493. - NEXT TO BRITNEY, WE HAVE "SASHA FIERCE,"

494. IS IN THE HOUSE!

495. HEY, SASHA!

496. - HI, HOW ARE YOU.

497. BEYONCE'S JUST LIKE ME,

498. ALL I HAD TO DO IS JUST BE MYSELF,

499. LIKE JUST SMILE, SAY NICE THINGS.

500. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

501. THAT SHE HAS IMMUNITY THIS WEEK,

502. WAS NOT BEYONCE.

503. IT WAS TYRA TALKING.

504. - HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS.

505. I'LL ASK A SERIES OF QUESTIONS.

506. WILL FILL IN THE BLANKS,

507. AND YOU'LL GIVE AN ANSWER

508. WILL MATCH THEIRS.

509. ALL RIGHT, PHOEBE. ARE YOU READY TO PLAY?

510. - I'M READY. - OKAY, HERE WE GO.

511. "FAT FANNIE THE DRAG QUEEN IS SO FAT,

512. "INSTEAD OF DOLLARS,

513. WITH— BLANK."

514. - WELL, I KNOW IN THE SOUTH

515. IT WOULD BE PORK RINDS,

516. HAVE TO SAY "PORK RINDS."

517. - "PORK RINDS." THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER!

518. WITH PORK RINDS.

519. SHE'S— SHE'S FAT, RIGHT, CAROL CHANNING?

520. - BINGO!

521. - DID I WIN?

522. - NO, YOU DIDN'T WIN.

523. ACTUALLY, WE WANT TO SEE YOUR ANSWER.

524. FILL IN THE BLANK WITH?

525. - WELL, I— I— I SAID "TURKEY LEGS."

526. - "TURKEY LEGS!" SHE'S CLOSE.

527. PINK, WHAT'D YOU SAY?

528. - WELL, YOU KNOW, LIKE, I WENT TO BRITNEY'S CONCERT,

529. AND IT WAS JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, A DRAG SHOW...

530. SLICES OF LUNCH MEAT.

531. - "SLICES OF LUNCH MEAT!" GOOD ANSWER.

532. PARIS HILTON, DO YOU HAVE PORK RINDS?

533. - NO. I DON'T KNOW TOO MANY FAT PEOPLE,

534. SO I DON'T KNOW

535. OR BE TIPPED WITH,

536. IN THEIR TIGHT CLOTHING.

537. - YES, OF COURSE.

538. - AND THAT THEY COULD EAT... SO I PUT "BEEF JERKY."

539. - "BEEF JERKY!"

540. - WHEN I WAS FAT,

541. HIS "MANBUTTER."

542. - "MANBUTTER!" YES. - IT WAS REALLY GOOD.

543. - SASHA FIERCE.

544. THE DRAG QUEEN?

545. WHAT'S SHE LIKE TO BE TIPPED WITH?

546. - RU, I NEVER MET FAT FANNIE...

547. BUT DURING MY WORLDWIDE TOUR, I STOPPED IN TEXAS...

548. I DID MEET MYSTIQUE.

549. A TWO-PIECE AND A BISCUIT!

550. - "TWO-PIECE AND A BISCUIT!"

551. MYSTIQUE GONE, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.

552. - OKAY, YOU READY FOR THE NEXT QUESTION, ALEC?

553. - YES, I AM. - OKAY.

554. "SLUTTY SALLY IS SO SLUTTY,

555. "LAST TIME I TOOK A RIDE ON HER DISCO STICK,

556. I GOT— BLANK."

557. - I'M GOING TO CAST

558. I GOT AN "S.T.D."

559. WITH HER DISCO STICK?

560. - SCURVY!

561. - SCURVY! SCURVY... YEAH.

562. - I'M THE NATIONAL SPOKESPERSON

563. FOR "BROADWAY ACTRESSES AGAINST SCURVY."

564. AROUND IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD...

565. AND RASPBERRIES.

566. - AND RASPBERRIES!

567. IS THAT A DETERRENT FOR SCURVY, RASPBERRIES?

568. - WELL, THEY TELL ME IT IS,

569. I DON'T REALLY KNOW ANYTHING EXCEPT WHAT THEY TELL ME.

570. YOU KNOW!

571. - CAROL CHANNING, HYSTERICALLY FUNNY.

572. THE ENTIRE TIME.

573. - LET'S GO TO KIMORA LEE AND SEE WHAT SHE SAYS!

574. - SCABIES!

575. SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED, IS IT?

576. - IT CAN BE. I'VE HAD IT.

577. - LET'S GO TO LADY GAGA!

578. - YES.

579. - "LAST TIME I TOOK A RIDE ON HER DISCO STICK I GOT—?"

580. - MONEY, HONEY!

581. - LADY GAGA...

582. I DIDN'T REALLY FEEL LIKE

583. GAGA-ISH-NESS.

584. - OKAY. RuPAUL.

585. IS RuPAUL ASLEEP DOWN THERE? IS SHE OKAY?

586. DO WE— SERIOUSLY, IS SHE OKAY?

587. FOR YOUR LIFE!

588. WHO'S STANDING 10 FEET FROM YOU

589. TAKES GIGANTIC BALLS.

590. - I WILL ALWAYS LOVE... ♪ SHOE-OE-OE-OES!

591. FROM THE DISCO STICK?

592. FROM WHITNEY TO BRITNEY.

593. - HEY.

594. - "SLUTTY SALLY IS SO SLUTTY,

595. ON HER DISCO STICK I GOT...?"

596. - I GOT LOST! - YOU GOT LOST?

597. - LOST! AM I WRONG?

598. - BRITNEY... EERILY ACCURATE. KINDA SPOOKY.

599. - THANK YOU. - ALL RIGHT, DARLING.

600. "DUM DEEDY IS SO DUMB,

601. "LAST NIGHT

602. WITHOUT A— BLANK."

603. LET'S GO TO PHOEBE PRICE HERE. PHOEBE PRICE.

604. - I WOULD HAVE SAY, DRIVING WITHOUT A CAR.

605. - DRIVING WITHOUT A CAR!

606. - I'VE DONE THAT BEFORE. - WHERE DID YOU GO?

607. - I DON'T EVEN— I WAS JUST DRIVING AROUND,

608. AND I REALIZED, LIKE, "I'M WALKING!

609. I'M WALKING!"

610. - WHEN ONE QUEEN GETS LAUGHS,

611. TO GET JUST AS MANY LAUGHS,

612. ONCE THE SCRAMBLING BEGAN,

613. THE PLOT OF THE GAME.

614. - I'M A LITTLE EMBARRASSED, RU. - ARE YOU EMBARRASSED?

615. - I'M A LITTLE EMBARRASSED, 'CAUSE I JUST WROTE

616. "I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS."

617. - UH, GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE. I SAID "CAR."

618. - AH! THANK YOU, GIRL!

619. - BROKE YOU IN, GIRL, I BROKE YOU IN.

620. AND THE MAKE-UP ALL HOOKED UP,

621. WEREN'T THERE FOR ME.

622. - WONDERFUL. OKAY. LADY GAGA?

623. - WELL, MY FIRST ANSWER WAS "SPACESHIP,"

624. BUT... THE ONE I PUT DOWN WAS "CAR."

625. - YAY! TWO POINTS. PARIS HILTON?

626. - WELL, BECAUSE YOU'RE SO HOT. - UH-HUH?

627. GET THIS RIGHT,

628. SO I SAID "CAR" TOO.

629. - CAR! WONDERFUL.

630. - THE VOICE WASN'T EVEN CLOSE TO BEING PARIS HILTON.

631. - BRITNEY. "DUMB DEEDY'S SO DUMB,

632. FOR DRIVING WITHOUT A...?"

633. - A BABY IN HER LAP!

634. - 'CAUSE EVERY TIME I DO IT, I DON'T GET ARRESTED.

635. - YES, THAT'S RIGHT. OH.

636. - BEFORE I SAY MY ANSWER,

637. TO BRITNEY AND WHITNEY?

638. BECAUSE I LOVE THEM MUCH...

639. WHITNEY, YOU'RE SUCH AN INSPIRATION TO ME.

640. - I LOVE YOU TOO, BABY GIRL.

641. THEY KEEP TWITCHING,

642. THAT THEY'RE SURVIVORS,

643. BUT THEY'RE ONLY GOING TO

644. THESE MARKERS NEXT TO ME!

645. WHO'S DOING IT?

646. - UH, I— APPARENTLY.

647. - IT SMELLS LIKE HOME!

648. - SO, RIGHT NOW

649. FIVE FOR ALEC, THREE FOR PHOEBE.

650. ALEC HAS WON THIS GAME!

651. - THANKS, STARS!

652. THANK YOU, LADIES.

653. THANK YOU.

654. - ALL RIGHT, UNTIL THEN, WE LOVE YOU.

655. ON "SNATCH GAME: 2010!"

656. ALL RIGHT, STARS, SEE YOU NEXT TIME!

657. - I'LL BE SURPRISED TO SEE

658. WHO'S IN THE BOTTOM TWO TOMORROW.

659. YEAH, IT'LL BE A SLEEPLESS NIGHT.

660. - GOOD MORNING.

661. - GOOD MORNING, MORNING-GLORIES.

662. - IT'S LIP-SYNC DAY.

663. - HERE GOES.

664. - WHO'S GONNA BE ON THE BOTTOM TONIGHT?

665. - AS LONG AS IT'S NOT ME.

666. - BEING BOTTOM IS NOT BAD.

667. - I DO WISH ALL OF YOU LUCK.

668. TWO WEEKS IN A ROW?

669. - DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO WIN TWO WEEKS IN A ROW?

670. - I'M PRAYING I DO.

671. - I DON'T KNOW WHY TYRA

672. IF ANYONE'S EVER WON TWO CHALLENGES IN A ROW,

673. BECAUSE SHE'S TOTALLY NOT GOING TO WIN.

674. ABOUT ME?

675. IS A DIFFICULT THING TO PICK.

676. LIKE, BECAUSE SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY.

677. - BUT I DON'T THINK BRITNEY IS FUNNY,

678. BUT YOU MADE HER FUNNY.

679. - NO, BRITNEY IS FUNNY.

680. THAT "BE" DOES THAT ARE FUNNY TO ME.

681. - THE ONLY THING SHE'S DONE FUNNY IS FALL.

682. - WELL, THAT'S FUNNY TO YOU AND THAT'S CRUDE,

683. AND HOW MUCH IS UP YOUR ASS?

684. - THAT WAS INSULTING TO BEYONCE.

685. EMBARRASSED ABOUT.

686. THIS WHOLE BEYONCE THING.

687. - NO, JUST— JUST DROP IT, PLEASE JUST DROP IT.

688. PLEASE DROP IT.

689. - BEYONCE FELL AND IT WAS FUNNY! IT TICKLED ME PINK.

690. - I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY TOO.

691. - IT WAS FUNNY.

692. YOU DON'T KNOW BEYONCE PERSONALLY.

693. THAT SHE'S BEYONCE

694. AND SHE DOESN'T WANT TO HURT BEYONCE'S FEELINGS

695. BEYONCE PAYS HER BILLS.

696. - WELL, WE'LL SEE ON THE MAIN STAGE.

697. I'M JUST GOING TO SHUT UP.

698. - HELLO, HELLO!

699. SANTINO, HOW ARE YOU?

700. - RU, I'M GREAT, HOW ARE YOU?

701. - ARE YOU JEALOUS OF MY BOOGIE?

702. - I AM SO JEALOUS.

703. YOU ARE JUST BOOGIELICIOUS.

704. - NIECEY NASH, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.

705. - THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

706. FOR LETTING ME HAVE THAT FLOWER.

707. - LISA RINNA! - HELLO.

708. - YOU ARE GORGEOUS!

709. - OH, NO, YOU ARE! STOP IT! THANK YOU!

710. TO A CELEBRITY IMPERSONATION.

711. WITH THEIR OWN PERSONAL STYLE.

712. JUDGES, ARE YOU READY FOR WHAT'S COMING?

713. - READY! - COME ON!

714. - GENTLEMEN... START YOUR ENGINES,

715. AND MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN!

716. PANDORA BOXX...

717. - I'M FEELING REALLY GOOD

718. WITH THE DRESS.

719. I'M LISTENING TO WHAT ALL THE JUDGES HAVE SAID,

720. AND I'M TRYING TO INCORPORATE THAT INTO MY RUNWAY.

721. - SHE'S LIKE A HOLLYWOOD STARLET,

722. LOOKING FOR A CASTING COUCH.

723. TYRA SANCHEZ, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

724. THE OTHER TYRA.

725. - WHAT RECESSION?

726. - THE CONCEPT OF MY COSTUME,

727. FOR A RICH COUTURE WOMAN,

728. AMOUNTS OF MONEY.

729. - JUST BURIED THE HUSBAND.

730. - AND OUT SPENDING HIS MONEY!

731. - WHAT DO THE BAGS SAY, THEY SAY— SANTINO?

732. - OH, MY GOD!

733. - SANTINO, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A BOUTIQUE.

734. OKAY, MORGAN McMICHAELS.

735. OH, HONEY, THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN.

736. IS FUNKY AND FUN,

737. AND YOU KNOW, DRAG IS A CIRCUS, AND I WANT TO BE THE DIRECTOR.

738. - IT'S THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH, MORGAN McMICHAELS.

739. JUJUBEE!

740. OR SHOULD I SAY "LITTLE KIM?"

741. - I FEEL LIKE I'M SUPERHERO DIVA AND MY POWER IS GLITTER.

742. OR "LITTLE KIMCHI?"YES.

743. WELL! OH...

744. SONIQUE'S IN THE HOUSE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

745. JULIE NEWMAR, EAT YOUR HEART OUT!

746. DOMINATRIX-FELINE-SEX KITTEN.

747. - FASTER, PUSSYCAT. KILL, KILL!

748. TATIANNA PORIZKOVA.

749. - AS I'M WALKING FURTHER DOWN THE RUNWAY,

750. I'M NOTICING THAT MY SKIRT IS RISING AND RISING AND RISING.

751. - HONEY, IF THAT SKIRT WERE ANY SHORTER,

752. WE'D HAVE TO ARREST YOU FOR DEALING CRACK.

753. JESSICA WILD! PUERTO RICO, OKAY?

754. - I FEEL GREAT.

755. I FEEL VERY GOOD, AND VERY HAPPY WITH MY OUTFIT.

756. LIKE IT'S 1999, HONEY.

757. HIGH FASHION, PARISIAN!

758. - OHH!

759. - DON'T GO OUT AND BLEND IN WITH THE REST OF THEM.

760. EVERY TIME YOU GO OUT THERE, LOOK YOUR BEST.

761. DON'T SAVE SOMETHING FOR LATER, BECAUSE YOU MAY NOT HAVE LATER.

762. - OH, YES, HONEY.

763. HAVE NOT ANY RIDGES.

764. - NO, I BET YOU CAN'T TAKE JUST ONE BITE.

765. - OOH, GIRL!

766. SAHARA DAVENPORT.

767. WHAT WILL PEOPLE SAY?

768. - I'M FEELING VERY POWERFUL AND STRONG.

769. THIS SIDE OF ME.

770. - LITTLE GRACE JONES. - YES. GORGEOUS!

771. - LADIES, YOUR FATE IS IN YOUR HANDS.

772. INSIDE, THERE'S EITHER A HEEL OR NO HEEL.

773. IF IT'S A HEEL, YOU CAN WALK AWAY SAFE.

774. NO HEEL, AND YOU STAY,

775. YOU'RE ONE OF THE BEST

776. OR WORST OF THE WEEK.

777. TYRA SANCHEZ, HEEL OR NO HEEL?

778. SHE'S GOT A HEEL.

779. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE SAFE.

780. - THANK YOU.

781. BACKSTAGE WITH THE DANCES.

782. TATIANNA...

783. NO HEEL. YOU STAY.

784. RAVEN.

785. SO I CAN LEAVE THE STAGE.

786. - HEEL.

787. - YES! THANK YOU, JESUS.

788. - JUJUBEE.

789. NO HEEL.

790. JESSICA WILD.

791. HEEL.

792. SAHARA DAVENPORT.

793. HEEL.

794. SONIQUE.

795. NO HEEL.

796. PANDORA BOXX.

797. NO HEEL.

798. McMICHAELS.

799. NO HEEL.

800. YOU STAY.

801. THE TOP AND BOTTOM OF THE WEEK.

802. IT'S TIME FOR THE JUDGES' CRITIQUE.

803. JUJUBEE.

804. THE CHALLENGE YESTERDAY, YOU WERE KIMORA LEE.

805. TO BE EVEN BIGGER.

806. - WE DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT.

807. - DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT? - IT'S PERSONAL.

808. - WHEN YOU DO CHARACTERS,

809. A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME,

810. "THAT'S KIMORA."

811. - THANK YOU, JUJUBEE. SONIQUE?

812. YESTERDAY, YOU PORTRAYED LADY GAGA.

813. WAS MISSING WAS COMEDY.

814. - TRUST.

815. I DIDN'T WANT TO EMBARRASS MY CHARACTER.

816. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE FASHION.

817. ON THE WAY I LOOKED.

818. FROM BEHIND THE MASK.

819. HIDING A LITTLE BIT.

820. TO TAKE MY MASK OFF?

821. - WOULD YOU, PLEASE? CAN WE SEE?

822. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... SONIQUE.

823. - THERE WE GO! OKAY!

824. THERE'S A LOT OF FABULOUSNESS IN THERE,

825. MORE OF IT.

826. - ALL RIGHT, SONIQUE, THANK YOU.

827. PANDORA BOXX.

828. - HELLO.

829. BECAUSE, INSTEAD OF DOING CAMP THAT'S, LIKE, CHEESY,

830. YOU DO CAMP THAT'S FUNNY.

831. - I JUST WROTE "I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS."

832. - I THINK YOU NAILED IT.

833. YOU SO NAILED IT, GIRL!

834. I JUST THINK YOU OWN IT.

835. - THANK YOU.

836. - TATIANNA.

837. YOU DID ON THE "SNATCH GAME?"

838. - I FELT REALLY PROUD OF MYSELF.

839. ON HER DISCO STICK, I GOT...?

840. - I GOT LOST!

841. AROUND THE CORNER FROM US,

842. AND SO I SAW HER A LOT, AND YOU NAILED HER.

843. - I THINK YOU'VE GOT

844. AND A $5-MILLION BODY,

845. AND YOU GOT A $20 OUTFIT ON...

846. AND LESS HOOKER.

847. - MORGAN McMICHAELS.

848. DURING "SNATCH GAME."

849. NOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU ON A GAME SHOW BEFORE.

850. IS THIS YOUR FIRST ONE?

851. IT'S NOT MY FIRST ONE, BUT IT'S MY FIRST GAME SHOW.

852. - YOUR PINK, I DIDN'T NECESSARILY GET.

853. WAY MORE OBVIOUS,

854. WAY MORE BUTCH.

855. - IT WASN'T VERY EFFERVESCENT.

856. LIKE A FART IN A SPACESUIT.

857. I KNEW IT WAS A RISK,

858. AND I KNEW, BY DOING PINK, I WOULD BE HERE.

859. - THANK YOU, LADIES.

860. THE INTERIOR ILLUSIONSLOUNGE,

861. WILL DELIBERATE.

862. THANK YOU, LADIES.

863. THIS SHIT DOWN.

864. SONIQUE. I WAS NOT GAGGING OVER HER LADY GAGA.

865. EVEN IF WE DON'T KNOW WHO LADY GAGA IS,

866. SHE COULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING.

867. MAKE SOMETHING UP.

868. - GREAT ON THE POLE DANCING, LIKE, UNBELIEVABLE.

869. - WHEN SHE HIT THE POLE, SHE WAS ON FIRE.

870. AND PUT IT IN HER LADY GAGA.

871. SHE HAS TO BE MORE OUT THERE. TATIANNA?

872. AND READ 20 VOGUES

873. AND GET BACK TO US.

874. - HER BRITNEY WAS AMAZING.

875. - OH, THE BRITNEY— GENIUS! HER BRITNEY BLEW ME AWAY.

876. ON THE "SNATCH" PANEL.

877. - PANDORA BOXX?

878. GREAT COMEDIC TIMING.

879. I DON'T LOVE HER PERSONAL STYLE.

880. I MEAN, IT'S ALMOST EASIER

881. THAN BE HERSELF AS PANDORA BOXX,

882. BUT IT'S NOT ALL, LIKE, LINKING UP.

883. - SHE'S A DRAG QUEEN, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

884. SHE'S GIVING US LIGHTNESS AND COMEDY AND OLD MOVIE STAR,

885. SHE DOES IT REALLY WELL.

886. - OKAY. MORGAN McMICHAELS?

887. WAS NOT VERY STRONG...

888. BECAUSE OF HER REVERENCE.

889. NOW, IF THIS IS A COMPETITION, AND YOU'RE TRYING TO WIN,

890. YOU NEED TO TAKE A RISK,

891. BUT THAT'S THE WRONG RISK TO TAKE.

892. - JUJUBEE.

893. - SHE WAS NOT IN THE MOST FABULOUS OUTFIT.

894. MERYL, I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T PICK HER APART.

895. - I WOULD HAVE, IF IT WAS ON SOMEBODY ELSE...

896. - UH-HUH. LET'S TALK ABOUT HER PERFORMANCE AS KIMORA.

897. - AS A COMEDIAN,

898. - THAT WAS A GOOD DETAIL.

899. - YOU KNOW, THE PERFORMANCE COULD HAVE JUST BEEN OKAY,

900. BUT THAT ATTENTION TO DETAIL...

901. - YES, AND IT'S

902. COME TO LIFE.

903. - IT'S SO TRUE.

904. - OKAY. SILENCE! I HAVE MADE MY DECISION.

905. BRING BACK... MY GIRLS!

906. - WELCOME BACK, LADIES.

907. I HAVE MADE SOME DECISIONS.

908. PANDORA BOXX...

909. STAND-OUT PERFORMANCE,

910. BY ONE OF YOUR COMPETITORS.

911. YOU'RE SAFE.

912. THE OTHER GIRLS.

913. TATIANNA...

914. A LITTLE CHEAP ON THE RUNWAY,

915. BUT, IN THE CHALLENGE,

916. OF THE NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

917. CONGRATULATIONS,

918. YOU'RE THE WINNER OF THIS CHALLENGE.

919. - THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH!

920. - YOU'VE WON IMMUNITY FOR NEXT WEEK,

921. PLUS A $1,000 SHOPPING SPREE FROM BILLIONDOLLARBABES.COM.

922. - IT'S JUST VALIDATING.

923. I REALLY AM MEANT TO BE HERE,

924. IS SOMETHING SPECIAL IN ME.

925. - CONGRATULATIONS, TATIANNA.

926. YOU EARNED THIS ONE.

927. - THANK YOU SO MUCH.

928. - SONIQUE.

929. YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL DOLL...

930. ON THE ELEGANZA OF YOUR GAGA.

931. IT'S A RISKY CHOICE,

932. AND ONE THAT DID NOT PAY OFF.

933. I'M SORRY, MY DEAR, YOU'RE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

934. NERVE-WRACKING.

935. - MORGAN McMICHAELS.

936. YOU'RE PRETTY IN PINK... - THANK YOU.

937. - ... BUT YOUR PERFORMANCE LEFT US A LITTLE BLUE.

938. YOU'RE UP FOR ELIMINATION.

939. IN THE BOTTOM TWO SUCKS.

940. I WAS GOING TO BE THERE...

941. I DESERVED TO BE THERE.

942. - JUJUBEE, I'VE SAVED YOU FOR LAST,

943. TO LIGHT A FIRE UNDER YOU.

944. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PACK.

945. TURN UP THE HEAT,

946. GO DOWN IN FLAMES.

947. - I WON'T.

948. - YOU ARE SAFE.

949. PLEASE JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.

950. TWO QUEENS STAND BEFORE ME.

951. I'VE CONSULTED WITH THE JUDGES,

952. IS MINE TO MAKE.

953. FROM ELIMINATION.

954. FOR YOU

955. TO LIP-SYNC... FOR YOUR LIFE.

956. AND REMEMBER, GOOD LUCK...

957. AND DON'T FUCK IT UP.

958. "YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO

959. TO GET YOU OUT OF THIS HOLE."

960. - IT'S A LIP-SYNCING COMPETITION,

961. IT'S NOT A GYMNASTICS COMPETITION.

962. - WOW!

963. - WOW, LADIES.

964. - WOO0-HOO!

965. - SONIQUE...

966. McMICHAELS...

967. DIFFERENT STYLES.

968. MORGAN...

969. WE'VE EVER SEEN.

970. SONIQUE...

971. ALL THE STOPS,

972. OF THIS STAGE.

973. BEEN SO DIFFICULT...

974. BUT...

975. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.

976. McMICHAELS.

977. - YES?

978. - SHANTAY, YOU STAY.

979. - THANK YOU.

980. - SONIQUE... SASHAY AWAY.

981. THE BEAUTY IN YOURSELF.

982. MAYBE I SHOULD'VE JUST STOPPED BEING SO SERIOUS.

983. THERE'S MORE TO LIFE

984. THAN EVERYONE,

985. MORE HUMBLE NOW.

986. - LADIES, YOU'RE ALL STARS,

987. CAN BE

988. THE NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR.

989. REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE YOURSELF,

990. YOU GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?

991. CAN I GET AN AMEN IN HERE?

992. - AMEN!

993. - ALL RIGHT. LET THE MUSIC PLAY!