1. ONRuPAUL'S DRAG RACE...Copy !req
2. THIS YEAR.Copy !req
3. - FUCK THEM SKINNY BITCHES.Copy !req
4. - PANDORA.Copy !req
5. THESE FUCKIN' BITCHES.Copy !req
6. - OH, MY GOD, I AM IN A GROUP
WITH, LIKE, SATAN'S BABY.Copy !req
7. - I COULD BE A BIGGER BITCH.Copy !req
8. - I NEED MONEY!Copy !req
9. IS MY ENGLISH.Copy !req
10. - PLEASE HELP ME.Copy !req
11. - RAVEN, DOING THE SOLO...Copy !req
12. YOU DIDN'T MAKE
A LOT OF MONEY.Copy !req
13. - "FUCK. I FUCKED THIS UP."Copy !req
14. - YOU'RE UP FOR ELIMINATION.Copy !req
15. - NICOLE PAIGE BROOKS...Copy !req
16. SASHAY AWAY.Copy !req
17. - THANK YOU.Copy !req
18. - AND TONIGHT...Copy !req
19. - WELL, HOWDY Y'ALL!Copy !req
20. - THE DOLLS WILL BE GAGGING...Copy !req
21. - ... AND IT DON'T
TASTE LIKE CHICKEN.Copy !req
22. IN YOUR CROTCH?Copy !req
23. - COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!Copy !req
24. AND TANYA TUCKER.Copy !req
25. OFRuPAUL'S DRAG RACECopy !req
26. OFNYXCOSMETICS.COM,Copy !req
27. P.R. CONTRACTCopy !req
28. WITH THE LEADING L.G.B.T. FIRM, PROJECT PUBLICITY,Copy !req
29. INL.A. EYEWORKS'Copy !req
30. CAMPAIGN,Copy !req
31. LOGO'S "DRAG RACE" TOUR,Copy !req
32. EXCEPTIONALABSOLUT DRINKS...Copy !req
33. OF $25,000!Copy !req
34. AND MAY THE BEST... WOMANWIN!Copy !req
35. - OH, GOD.Copy !req
36. - OH, WOW.Copy !req
37. - NOT A PICNIC.Copy !req
38. - HOO! WE'RE EATING SOMETHING!Copy !req
39. - DO WE GET TO EAT?Copy !req
40. - OH, LORD.Copy !req
41. INTO THE WORKSPACE,Copy !req
42. WITH 10 CHAIRS.Copy !req
43. I KNOW THAT MUCH.Copy !req
44. - JUST HOPE IT AIN'T
NO CHERRY PIE.Copy !req
45. - NICOLE SAYS,
"BE SAFE, BITCH!"Copy !req
46. - THERE'S MORE ROOM
OVER HERE NOW.Copy !req
47. AFTER NICOLE HAD LEFT,Copy !req
48. FOR MY LIFE,Copy !req
49. THAT I HAD BEAT HER.Copy !req
50. BITCH, NO.Copy !req
51. - I BET IT'S NERVE-WRACKING.Copy !req
52. TO LIP-SYNC FOR MY LIFE.Copy !req
53. I CAME HERE TO WIN.Copy !req
54. - WE LOVE YOU NICOLE!Copy !req
55. - BUT YOU GOTTA GO.Copy !req
56. - OOH, GIRL!Copy !req
57. YOU GOT SHE-MAIL!Copy !req
58. - COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!Copy !req
59. HOWDY, RACERS!Copy !req
60. ARE YOU
"A COAL MINER'S DAUGHTER?"Copy !req
61. OR JUST "A BOY NAMED SUE?"Copy !req
62. WELL, EITHER WAY,Copy !req
63. FOR THIS NEXT CHALLENGE,Copy !req
64. "JESUS TAKES THE WHEEL"Copy !req
65. AND REMEMBER,Copy !req
66. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,Copy !req
67. "I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU."Copy !req
68. - WELL, HOWDY, Y'ALL!Copy !req
69. - WHOO!Copy !req
70. - WELL, MY, MY, MY...Copy !req
71. GO ON, NOW...
SIT A SPELL, Y'ALL.Copy !req
72. NOW. GEORGIA IS WHERE
MY CAREER REALLY TOOK OFF.Copy !req
73. AT HEART.Copy !req
74. IN THOSE EARLY YEARS,Copy !req
75. I WOULD EAT ANYTHING...Copy !req
76. AND NOW,
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO.Copy !req
77. - MYSTIQUE'S GOING TO
FINALLY WIN A CHALLENGE.Copy !req
78. FINALLY.Copy !req
79. IF WHAT YOU'RE EATING
IS CHICKEN...Copy !req
80. OR "WHAT?"Copy !req
81. "WHAT?"... OR CHICKEN?Copy !req
82. CHICKEN... OR "WHAT?"Copy !req
83. WILL BE THE WINNERS.Copy !req
84. OH... AND PLEASE
PUT ON YOUR BLINDFOLDS.Copy !req
85. - OHH.Copy !req
86. - NO, SIR!Copy !req
87. "DRAG SURVIVOR."Copy !req
88. - HERE IS Y'ALL'S FIRST COURSE.Copy !req
89. READY? LET'S EAT!Copy !req
90. - MM.Copy !req
91. - ANSWERS, PLEASE.Copy !req
92. THE CORRECT ANSWER IS...Copy !req
93. "WHAT?"Copy !req
94. THEY WERE BULL TESTICLES.Copy !req
95. - ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?Copy !req
96. - NOTHING SAYS "COUNTRY CUISINE"
LIKE BULL TESTICLES.Copy !req
97. OKAY, LADIES, SECOND COURSE.Copy !req
98. DIG IN.Copy !req
99. IT'S FINGER-LICKIN' GOOD!Copy !req
100. ALL RIGHT...Copy !req
101. ANSWERS, PLEASE.Copy !req
102. THE CORRECT ANSWER IS...Copy !req
103. "WHA-A-A-A-AT?Copy !req
104. MYSTIQUE HAS TWO RIGHT.Copy !req
105. MORGAN HAS TWO.Copy !req
106. AND PANDORA HAS TWO.Copy !req
107. WAS SOY "CHICKEN."Copy !req
108. - OH, OKAY.Copy !req
109. - THAT WASN'T SO BAD.Copy !req
110. THIRD COURSE.Copy !req
111. DIG IN.Copy !req
112. - EW!Copy !req
113. - I'M THINKING THAT IT'S,
LIKE, A RAT-TAIL OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
114. THAT WASN'T CHICKEN, HONEY.Copy !req
115. - CHICKEN OR "WHAT?"Copy !req
116. - THE CORRECT ANSWER IS...Copy !req
117. "WHAT".Copy !req
118. WERE FROG LEGS.Copy !req
119. - LADIES!Copy !req
120. BETWEEN MYSTIQUE, PANDORA,
AND MORGAN.Copy !req
121. CHICKEN, RABBIT,Copy !req
122. ALLIGATOR,Copy !req
123. AND DEEP-FRIED COW BRAINS.Copy !req
124. MM, MM!Copy !req
125. WILL BE THE WINNERS.Copy !req
126. ARE YOU READY?Copy !req
127. DIG IN!Copy !req
128. MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH,
NOT IN YOUR HANDS.Copy !req
129. CHEW HALFWAY,Copy !req
130. FILL YOUR MOUTH WITH WATER,
SWALLOW.Copy !req
131. - FUCK THESE SKINNY BITCHES!Copy !req
132. - YUMMY!Copy !req
133. YOU HAVE TO EAT EVERYTHING.Copy !req
134. - HELL, YEAH!Copy !req
135. - EMPTY MOUTH?
ALL RIGHT, SHE ATE EVERYTHING.Copy !req
136. WE HAVE A WINNER OVER HERE.Copy !req
137. HAVE PICKED UP THE BASKET,Copy !req
138. OPENED THE HATCH,
AND JUST DROPPED IT DOWN.Copy !req
139. SHE WAS DONE LIKE THAT.Copy !req
140. - IT'S DOWN TO PANDORA
AND MORGAN McMICHAELS.Copy !req
141. MORGAN HAS TWO MORSELS LEFT.Copy !req
142. - SWALLOW! SWALLOW!Copy !req
143. AND I JUST RALPHED.Copy !req
144. - YOU'RE STILL IN THE GAME,
YOU'RE STILL IN THE GAME.Copy !req
145. COME ON, PANDORA.
YOU GOT IT, GIRL. YOU GOT IT.Copy !req
146. OVER HERE.Copy !req
147. McMICHAELS.Copy !req
148. - CONGRATULATIONS,
MYSTIQUE AND MORGAN.Copy !req
149. YOU'RE WINNERS, BABY!Copy !req
150. FOR YOUR NEXT GROUP CHALLENGE.Copy !req
151. - CONGRATULATIONS.Copy !req
152. - FOR TODAY'S MAIN CHALLENGE,Copy !req
153. YOU'LL BE SHOOTING
A COMMERCIAL FOR...Copy !req
154. "DISCO
EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENING."Copy !req
155. THAT'S "DISCO."Copy !req
156. "EXTRA-GREASY!"Copy !req
157. AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE
SELLING IT COUNTRY QUEEN STYLE.Copy !req
158. OKAY, MYSTIQUE?Copy !req
159. WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?Copy !req
160. - PANDORA.Copy !req
161. - PANDORA, COME ON DOWN.Copy !req
162. - RAVEN.Copy !req
163. - WEST COAST!Copy !req
164. - WEST COAST EVERY DAY.Copy !req
165. - JUJUBEE.Copy !req
166. IN THE HOUSE.Copy !req
167. - SAHARA.Copy !req
168. - I WAS THINKING STRATEGICALLY.Copy !req
169. OTHER PEOPLE WAS PROBABLY NOT,
THEY WAS PICKING FRIENDS.Copy !req
170. - TATIANA.
- ♪ TATIANA!Copy !req
171. - SONIQUE.Copy !req
172. - SO, JESSICA AND TYRA REMAIN.Copy !req
173. LOOKED AT ME LIKE, "WHO?"Copy !req
174. AND I WAS LIKE,
"FUCK, NO, TO TYRA."Copy !req
175. - THE SPICY LATINA.Copy !req
176. - JESSICA.Copy !req
177. - IT DIDN'T BOTHER ME AT ALL.Copy !req
178. THEY SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST.Copy !req
179. FOR YOUR COMMERCIALS.Copy !req
180. ONE FOR FRIED CHICKEN...Copy !req
181. AND ONE FOR FRIED FISH FILLETS.Copy !req
182. MYSTIQUE,
YOU GET TO PICK ONE.Copy !req
183. - THE CLOSEST ONE I'LL PICK.Copy !req
184. - ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
185. CHARACTERS.Copy !req
186. TOMORROW ON THE MAIN STAGE.Copy !req
187. GENTLEMEN...Copy !req
188. START YOUR ENGINES.Copy !req
189. AND MAY
THE BEST WOMAN WIN.Copy !req
190. - WE HAVE "FRIED FISH FILLET."Copy !req
191. - FISH!Copy !req
192. - I LIKE SOME FISH.Copy !req
193. ABOUT MYSTIQUE LEADING.Copy !req
194. - WE'RE GOING TO HAVE YOU
AS "DISCO CRITTER."Copy !req
195. YOU HAVE THIS LINE,
AND YOU HAVE THAT LINE,Copy !req
196. AND THAT'S IT.Copy !req
197. I DIDN'T WANT HER TO HAVECopy !req
198. AND MINGLE IN WITH EVERYBODY.Copy !req
199. - YOU DON'T KNOW
THAT MUCH ENGLISH.Copy !req
200. - ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
201. - "ELLIE MAY?"Copy !req
202. - I'M A CHAMELEON, DARLING,
I CAN DO WHATEVER I NEED TO.Copy !req
203. - "AUNT JUDY FAE."Copy !req
204. AND "BABY GIRL."Copy !req
205. - "BABY GIRL."Copy !req
206. "AUNT JUDY FAE?"Copy !req
207. WHO THEY FELT THEY WANTED TO DO,Copy !req
208. THE EXECUTIVE DECISION.Copy !req
209. "ELLIE MAY?"Copy !req
210. - YEAH.Copy !req
211. - YOU WANT TO DO THE BABY?
- DOESN'T MATTER.Copy !req
212. A BABY FACE.Copy !req
213. - I DO, TOO.Copy !req
214. - I'LL BE THE BABY,
I'LL BE THE BABY.Copy !req
215. SOMETHING, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
216. FUN, SOMETHING,
YOU KNOW, PRETTY.Copy !req
217. - "DISCO CRITTER."
DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT PART?Copy !req
218. - YOU GOT TO BE LIKE A CHICKEN.Copy !req
219. - WITH A MASK.
- A CHICKEN.Copy !req
220. - SO I GET THE "DISCO CRITTER..."Copy !req
221. WHICH IS A FUCKIN' CHICKEN.Copy !req
222. AND IT REALLY PISSED ME OFF.Copy !req
223. - OKAY. SO RAVEN'S
"DISCO CRITTER."Copy !req
224. IN THIS COMPETITION, BY FAR.Copy !req
225. AND HER MAKE-UP SKILLS.Copy !req
226. - YEAH, I'M GOING TO BE
A FUCKIN' CHICKEN.Copy !req
227. "HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!Copy !req
228. "WELCOME
TO ANOTHER HOME-FRIED MEAL!Copy !req
229. WELCOME TO ANOTHER HOME—"Copy !req
230. LEARNING THAT?Copy !req
231. - WHAT?Copy !req
232. - DO YOU NEED HELP LEARNING THAT?Copy !req
233. - NO, NO.Copy !req
234. - OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
235. - THE GIRLS SAID,Copy !req
236. BECAUSE DON'T TALK A LOT.Copy !req
237. AT THE END, I REALIZE...
THE CHICKEN TALK A LOT.Copy !req
238. - "WELCOME
TO ANOTHER HOME-FRIED MEAL—"Copy !req
239. "MONOLOGUES," I'LL SAY.Copy !req
240. THEY WEREN'T JUST "LINES."Copy !req
241. - SHORNING?Copy !req
242. - "SHORTENING."Copy !req
243. - SHORTNING? SHORTNING.Copy !req
244. - "SHORTENIN'."Copy !req
245. - SHORTENIN'.Copy !req
246. - I'M KIND OF SCARED.Copy !req
247. "WHERE EES THE SHORTENING?"Copy !req
248. - I HOPE THIS DON'T FALL APART.Copy !req
249. EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENING.Copy !req
250. - "OH, AUNTIE, I JUST HAD
THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!"Copy !req
251. - "ELLIE MAE,
WHY IN SUCH A STATE?"Copy !req
252. THREE HOURS TO LEARN THE LINES.Copy !req
253. - "IT'S THAT MEAN
McALLISTER.Copy !req
254. HE'S BEEN
PICKING ON ME ALL DAY."Copy !req
255. IS JUST GETTING THE LINES IN.Copy !req
256. MYSTIQUE,
SHE'S WORKING DOUBLE-TIME.Copy !req
257. - "DISCO EXTRA-GREASY."Copy !req
258. - I THINK MYSTIQUE'S DOING
A FABULOUS JOB.Copy !req
259. I AM SURPRISED.Copy !req
260. I— I LIKE HER A LOT.Copy !req
261. - GREASY— SE-SE-SE-SEXY, SEXY.Copy !req
262. WHO YOU PICKED?Copy !req
263. - YES.Copy !req
264. I THINK THIS IS THE BEST TEAM.Copy !req
265. MYSTIQUE, SHE FUCKINGCopy !req
266. LIKE THE ONLY ONE.Copy !req
267. - SHE TOOK THE BASKET, WENT GULP.Copy !req
268. - WORDS ARE WORDS...Copy !req
269. PEOPLE THINK WORDS DON'T HURT,Copy !req
270. 'CAUSE THEY'RE JUST WORDS,
BUT...Copy !req
271. WHEN YOU HEAR IT EVERY DAY...Copy !req
272. FUCK EVERYBODY ELSE.Copy !req
273. - OKAY, BUDDY, ONE MORE TIME.Copy !req
274. GO AHEAD, JESSICA.Copy !req
275. - ANNIE-GRAN— GRAN-ANNY?Copy !req
276. - "GRANNY."Copy !req
277. - GRANNY-AUNT, RIGHT?Copy !req
278. - GRANNY'S SEPARATE.
GRANNY IS JUST ONE PERSON.Copy !req
279. - OH! "AUNT" JUDY!Copy !req
280. ALWAYS IN MY LIFE,
WHEN I WANT SOMETHING,Copy !req
281. IS NOT EASY.Copy !req
282. BUT... I AM GOING TO KEEP GOING
AND I AM GOING TO WORK.Copy !req
283. - HOWDY!Copy !req
284. HOWDY-DO, RU?Copy !req
285. - SO THIS IS THE McCOYS,
ISN'T IT?Copy !req
286. - YES, IT IS.Copy !req
287. - THE REAL McCOYS.
YOU THINK YOU KNOW YOUR LINES?Copy !req
288. - YEAH.
- OH, WE DO.Copy !req
289. - I'D LOVE TO HEAR THEM.Copy !req
290. HOME-FRIED MEAL,Copy !req
291. EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENIN'.Copy !req
292. - HEY, AUNTIE.
WHAT'S FOR DINNER?Copy !req
293. - IT'S YOUR FAVOURITE, ELLIE MAE.Copy !req
294. - WHY, IT'S SO DELICIOUS!Copy !req
295. - AND CRISPY TOO.Copy !req
296. - "AND CRISPY TOO."Copy !req
297. - NOW McCOYS,
WHAT'S YOUR BIGGEST CONCERN,Copy !req
298. GOING INTO THIS CHALLENGE?Copy !req
299. - MY GROUP,
FROM THE PREVIOUS CHALLENGE,Copy !req
300. WAS IN THE BOTTOM.
- RIGHT.Copy !req
301. - AND NOW, THAT I'M TEAM LEADER,Copy !req
302. I DON'T WANT MY GROUP
TO BE IN THE BOTTOM.Copy !req
303. I'M UP ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK.Copy !req
304. IF I AM IN THE BOTTOM GROUP,
THEN I'M UP FOR ELIMINATION.Copy !req
305. YOU KNOW, AND I THINKCopy !req
306. ON PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE, OR...?Copy !req
307. - MY MOM.Copy !req
308. - JUST KIDDING.
- IS IT A SEXY DISCO CRITTER?Copy !req
309. - IT'S A FUN, FUNKY, FRESH...
AND "COUNTRY" DISCO CRITTER.Copy !req
310. BUT IT'S GOING TO BE
MORE OF, LIKE, A...Copy !req
311. A... A CHICKEN.Copy !req
312. - UH-HUH.Copy !req
313. - IT'S A CHICKEN.Copy !req
314. THERE'S NO WAY
TO MAKE THIS PRETTY.Copy !req
315. - ALL RIGHT, McCOYS,Copy !req
316. WELL, CARRY ON, I'LL LET YOU
FINISH GETTING READY.Copy !req
317. - I'M REALLY CONFIDENT.Copy !req
318. I THINK WE'RE GOING TO WIN.Copy !req
319. - WELL, HELLO, HATFIELDS.Copy !req
320. - HI!Copy !req
321. - COME ON OVER AND TALK TO ME,Copy !req
322. YOUR CHARACTERIZATIONS.Copy !req
323. NOW, I ASKED THE OTHER KIDSCopy !req
324. TABLE READING.Copy !req
325. YOU THINK YOU'RE PREPARED ENOUGH
TO DO ONE FOR ME?Copy !req
326. - I'M NOT READY!Copy !req
327. - AND, ACTION!Copy !req
328. BLAH-BLAH...Copy !req
329. ANOTHER FRY-HOT MEAL...Copy !req
330. - DUH. OOH...Copy !req
331. - IT'S THAT BILLY JOE
Mc... ALLISTER.Copy !req
332. HE—Copy !req
333. - ... HE SAYS I LIKE FISH.Copy !req
334. - EVERY HATFIELD WOMAN DOES.Copy !req
335. AND THERE'S ANOTHER LINE.Copy !req
336. AIN'T THAT RIGHT, GRANNY?Copy !req
337. - THAT'S RIGHT!
WE ALL LOVE FISH.Copy !req
338. - I DON'T KNOWCopy !req
339. OF DOING IT IN FRONT OF RuPAUL,Copy !req
340. BUT IT JUST REALLY...
JUST FLOPPED.Copy !req
341. UNDERPREPARED FOR THE CHALLENGE.Copy !req
342. JESSICA?Copy !req
343. DID YOU CHOOSE YOUR ROLE,Copy !req
344. ASSIGNED TO YOU?Copy !req
345. - NO, MY LEADER.Copy !req
346. WITH SO MANY LINES BECAUSE...?Copy !req
347. - I KNEW SHE'LL TURN AROUND
AND HAVE FUN WITH IT.Copy !req
348. - UH-HUH.Copy !req
349. - I'M NERVOUS THAT,
IF WE FAIL,Copy !req
350. I'M GOING TO GO DOWN,
BECAUSE I'M THE CAPTAIN.Copy !req
351. I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING.Copy !req
352. - McCOYS, CAN YOU COME OVER
TO THIS TABLE?Copy !req
353. GATHER AROUND, KIDS.Copy !req
354. LADIES, IN A MOMENT,Copy !req
355. YOU'LL BE SHOOTING
YOUR COMMERCIAL.Copy !req
356. AND I'M SENDING IN A PROCopy !req
357. WITH YOUR PERFORMANCES.Copy !req
358. YOU'LL BE WORKING WITH
OUR SPECIAL GUEST JUDGE,Copy !req
359. KATHY NAJIMY.Copy !req
360. - ONE LAST THING...Copy !req
361. THERE'S A LITTLE TWIST.Copy !req
362. I WANT YOU TO...Copy !req
363. SWAP SCRIPTS.Copy !req
364. McCOYSCopy !req
365. AND THE McCOYS
WILL BE THE HATFIELDS.Copy !req
366. THE FUCKING SCRIPTS!Copy !req
367. THE LAST-MINUTE CHANGE,Copy !req
368. BUT THAT'S SHOW-BIZ.Copy !req
369. - WE'RE DEFINITELY GAGGING.Copy !req
370. - DON'T FUCK IT UP, Y'ALL.Copy !req
371. BYE!Copy !req
372. - BYE.Copy !req
373. - IT REALLY PISSED ME OFF,
BECAUSE WE'RE NOTCopy !req
374. NEW LINES,Copy !req
375. BUT GET DRESSED. OH...Copy !req
376. - HERE WE GO,
LET'S START AGAIN.Copy !req
377. THE GIRLS FROM THE WOMEN, HONEY.Copy !req
378. - IT'S TIME FOR TEAM McCOY
TO DO OUR COMMERCIAL.Copy !req
379. WE LOOK UGLY, FABULOUS,
AND WE'RE OWNING IT.Copy !req
380. - OH, HOW PURTY YOU ARE!Copy !req
381. KATHY NAJIMY.Copy !req
382. - HI!Copy !req
383. THE COMMERCIAL FOR YOU ALL.Copy !req
384. - ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA
KICK BUTT ON THIS, OKAY, GUYS?Copy !req
385. - I CAN'T BELIEVECopy !req
386. SHE'S STANDING IN THE SAME ROOM
THAT I'M IN,Copy !req
387. I JUST WANT TO PEE EVERYWHERE,
JUST SOAK MYSELF.Copy !req
388. - HERE WE GO, PEOPLE!Copy !req
389. - I'M GOING TO FEEL
THAT I AM A POLLO...Copy !req
390. SO THE CHICKEN ENTER FIERCE.Copy !req
391. - TAKE ONE.Copy !req
392. - HI!Copy !req
393. EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENING!Copy !req
394. - CUT! THAT WAS GREAT!Copy !req
395. GO A LITTLE SLOWER,Copy !req
396. 'CAUSE WE REALLY WANT TO
UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.Copy !req
397. OKAY?Copy !req
398. - WAIT, CAN YOU STOP,
CAN WE CUT.Copy !req
399. CAN YOU—
IS IT "HOME-FRIED MALE?"Copy !req
400. - HOME-FRIED MEAL.Copy !req
401. - MEAL. OKAY.Copy !req
402. - COMIDA!Copy !req
403. FRY UP A BOY.Copy !req
404. - HI! WELCOME TO
ANOTHER HOME-FRIED MEAL!Copy !req
405. - HOWDY, AUNTIE!
WHAT'S FOR DINNER?Copy !req
406. - IT'S YER FAVOURITE,
ELLIE MAE!Copy !req
407. - IS IT A TIC-TAC?Copy !req
408. - CUT! ELLIE MAE,
EVERYTHING SHE'S SAYINGCopy !req
409. SHOULD BE SEX-SEX-SEX,Copy !req
410. EVEN THOUGH SHE'S SAYING
SOMETHING ELSE.Copy !req
411. - WHAT'S FOR DINNER?Copy !req
412. - IT'S YER FAVOURITE,
ELLIE MAE!Copy !req
413. - AUNTIE, I WANT YOUCopy !req
414. THROUGH THE WHOLE THING.Copy !req
415. - IT'S GRANNY McCOY'S
FAMOUS FRIED CHICKEN.Copy !req
416. - CUT. LOTS OF ENERGY, PEOPLE!Copy !req
417. - WHAT IS IT, AUNTIE?Copy !req
418. - OH, PLEASE TELL HER,Copy !req
419. IS BORING ME TO PIECES.Copy !req
420. - WHEN I'M ON STAGE PERFORMING,Copy !req
421. I TEND TO USE MY BODY A LOT,
AND THIS WAS ALL FACE.Copy !req
422. - THAT ELLIE MAE'S DUMBER
THAN A BOX'A ROCKS, AIN'T SHE?Copy !req
423. - BABY, CAN YOU MAKECopy !req
424. A MORE BABY NOISE?Copy !req
425. LIKE THIS?
- YEAH!Copy !req
426. - OH, PLEASE TELL HER.Copy !req
427. IS BORING ME TO PIECES.Copy !req
428. - GIRL, I LOST MY LINE.Copy !req
429. OKAY, I GOT IT!
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!Copy !req
430. I GOT IT.Copy !req
431. - AND GO. ACTION.Copy !req
432. - SHIT! I REALLY DID
LOSE IT THIS TIME.Copy !req
433. WAIT. HOLD ON.Copy !req
434. TO PICK UP THE SPEED.Copy !req
435. WE ONLY HAVE 30 MINUTES.Copy !req
436. IS...Copy !req
437. DISCO GREASY SHORTENIN'!Copy !req
438. - AND CUT.Copy !req
439. - THAT'S A REAL MOMENT
THAT SHE COULD TAKE.Copy !req
440. - YEAH.Copy !req
441. GRANDMA, WHEN SHE SAYS
"SOMETHING SPECIAL,"Copy !req
442. LIKE, 'COURSE
YOU GOT SOMETHIN'.Copy !req
443. - THAT'S THE SAME AGE I WAS
WHEN I WON YOUR COUSIN'S HEART,Copy !req
444. THANKS TO GRANNY'S
SPECIAL INGREDIENT.Copy !req
445. - CUT.Copy !req
446. - GRANNY DIDN'T BEAMCopy !req
447. - YUP.Copy !req
448. - THAT'S THE THIRD TIME.Copy !req
449. DOES NOT TAKE DIRECTION WELL.Copy !req
450. GRANDMA, IF YOU DON'TCopy !req
451. "SPECIAL INGREDIENT,"Copy !req
452. I'M GONNA RUN THROUGH THIS THING
AND TURN IT FOR YOU.Copy !req
453. WHO YOUR CHARACTERS ARE,Copy !req
454. PUMP 'EM UP.Copy !req
455. - I'M SUPER-STOKED.Copy !req
456. - CUT!Copy !req
457. CRITTER. WE NEED MORE ENERGY
AND COMEDY FROM YOU,Copy !req
458. 'CAUSE YOU ARE IN
A CHICKEN OUTFIT,Copy !req
459. BUT YOU'RE DOING A VERY
SORT OF "MERYL STREEP" THING.Copy !req
460. LET'S THINK OF
A CHICKEN VOICE.Copy !req
461. - I'M THINKING THE WHOLE TIME,
COUNTRY ACCENT, SOUTHERN ACCENT,Copy !req
462. AND THEN I'M TOLD,Copy !req
463. "DON'T DO THAT,
SOUND LIKE A CHICKEN."Copy !req
464. OH, SHIT.Copy !req
465. - EXIT, AND COME ON AGAIN.Copy !req
466. - BLOCKER!Copy !req
467. OH, SHIT.Copy !req
468. TO AN ESKIMO...Copy !req
469. BUT... NOT DRESSED
AS A FUCKIN' CHICKEN.Copy !req
470. - CHICKEN, DID YOU
DO YOUR OWN MAKE-UP?Copy !req
471. 'CAUSE YOU LOOK
A LITTLE LIKE "THE JOKER."Copy !req
472. IT'S SCARING ME A LITTLE BIT.Copy !req
473. I ALWAYS LIKE THE FUNNY.Copy !req
474. THAT YOU'RE DIRECTING US,Copy !req
475. BUT, AT THE SAME TIME, LIKE,
MAKE IT SEEM A LITTLE MORE FUN.Copy !req
476. - BLOCKER!Copy !req
477. HOME-FRIED MEAL,Copy !req
478. COURTESY OF DISCO'S—Copy !req
479. - CUT. "DISCO."Copy !req
480. REMEMBER, THE MONEY IS "DISCO."Copy !req
481. - EVERY TAKE,Copy !req
482. TO "BE ENERGETIC, BE ENERGETIC."Copy !req
483. TELL YOU ONE TIME.Copy !req
484. - OH, WHAT'S HAPPENING?Copy !req
485. OH, AUNTIE!Copy !req
486. - CUT!Copy !req
487. ELLIE MAE,
WHEN YOU'RE COMING IN, IT'S—Copy !req
488. OR THERE'S SOMETHING
CRAWLING UP YOUR BOTTOM.Copy !req
489. ELLIE MAE, SHE'S JUST ALL SEX.
AND SAD.Copy !req
490. BUT NOT TOTALLY FREAKED OUT.Copy !req
491. - SEXY-SAD.
- SEXY-SAD!Copy !req
492. IN THE WORLD, RIGHT?Copy !req
493. YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.Copy !req
494. - OH, AUNTIE.Copy !req
495. I JUST HAD THE WORST DAY EVER.Copy !req
496. - POOR DUMB ELLIE MAE...Copy !req
497. WHO'S GONNA TELL HER
THAT SHE SMELLS LIKE FISH?Copy !req
498. YOU LIKE EATIN' FISH.Copy !req
499. ALL THE HATFIELD WOMEN DO.Copy !req
500. - CUT! AUNTIE,
WHAT'S YOUR CHARACTER, HONEY?Copy !req
501. SHE'S KIND OF THE BOSS.Copy !req
502. - OKAY, THEN MORE OF THAT.
- OKAY.Copy !req
503. - AND THEN, BABY,Copy !req
504. TO DO A HIGH VOICE,
BUT DON'T.Copy !req
505. AND MADDER.Copy !req
506. IT'S HILARIOUS.Copy !req
507. DO IT
AS "BABY JUST OUT OF PRISON."Copy !req
508. I LOVE IT.
- [LAUGHINGCopy !req
509. IT AIN'T NATURAL
TO LIKE FISH... SO! MUCH!Copy !req
510. - WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE
HE HASN'T HAD A TASTECopy !req
511. OF GRANNY HATFIELD'S
FRESH-FRIED FISH.Copy !req
512. - AUNTIE, MEANER.Copy !req
513. AND LOUDER.Copy !req
514. IN AND OUT OF CHARACTER.Copy !req
515. SHE DIDN'T STAY IN CHARACTER
WHEN THE CAMERAS WERE ROLLING.Copy !req
516. - DO IT AGAIN.Copy !req
517. TO A MAN'S HEARTCopy !req
518. IS THROUGH HIS STOMACH.Copy !req
519. - 'SPECIALLY WHEN I MAKE ITCopy !req
520. EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENIN'.Copy !req
521. - OKAY, TAKE IT BACK.Copy !req
522. FASTER, LOUDER,
AND, GRANNY, TURN TOWARDS ME,Copy !req
523. YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY,
BUT I WANT TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
524. FEEL IT,
YOU ARE YOUR CHARACTERS.Copy !req
525. SO HE CAN GET
A TASTE OF MY FISH.Copy !req
526. YOU'LL GET THERE IN NO TIME.Copy !req
527. - GRANNY, DID YOU
REALLY JUST PUT SHORTENING...Copy !req
528. IN YOUR CROTCH?Copy !req
529. - MORGAN,
SHE WASN'T FUNNY AT ALL.Copy !req
530. SHE WAS CRUDE.Copy !req
531. WITH THE CROTCH SHOTS,Copy !req
532. JUST 'CAUSE
IT'S A FAMILY COMMERCIAL.Copy !req
533. OKAY, BABY,
DON'T CHANGE A THING.Copy !req
534. - HE SAYS I LIKE EATIN' FISH!Copy !req
535. - POOR DUMB ELLIE MAE.Copy !req
536. - IT IS AWFUL GOOD.Copy !req
537. - AND CRISPY, TOO!
- AND CRISPY, TOO!Copy !req
538. - MM-MM!Copy !req
539. - GREAT.Copy !req
540. - GOOD JOB.Copy !req
541. - I'M HAPPYCopy !req
542. AND I'M CONFIDENTCopy !req
543. WILL SEE THAT.Copy !req
544. - GOOD WORK,
McCOYS!Copy !req
545. NOW, AS KATHY KNOWS,
IN SHOW BUSINESS,Copy !req
546. IS CALLED "THE MARTINI SHOT."Copy !req
547. AND THIS IS YOURS.Copy !req
548. SOME ABSOLUTCOCKTAILS.Copy !req
549. NOW, DOLLS, YOU WERE ASKEDCopy !req
550. FROM HOME,Copy !req
551. AND, TOMORROW, YOU'LL GETCopy !req
552. ON THE MAIN STAGE.Copy !req
553. WE'LL BE JOINED BY
OUR EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST JUDGE,Copy !req
554. COUNTRY LEGEND TANYA TUCKER.Copy !req
555. - I LOVE TANYA TUCKER.Copy !req
556. HER FASHION IS FIERCE.Copy !req
557. - WHOO!Copy !req
558. - THE THEME OF TONIGHT'SCopy !req
559. IS "COUNTRY—"Copy !req
560. COUTURE COUNTRY,
GLAMOUR COUNTRY REALNESS.Copy !req
561. IS MY AUNT,Copy !req
562. AND SHE'S LIKECopy !req
563. IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
564. BUT SHE HAS
SO MANY PERSONALITIES,Copy !req
565. SO I'M, LIKE— I WANT TO GIVE
ALL VERSIONS OF MY AUNT IN ONE.Copy !req
566. - BUT THIS ISN'T COUNTRY. RIGHT?Copy !req
567. COUNTRY LOOK YOU'RE GOING FOR.Copy !req
568. IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS,
IN HIGH SCHOOL,Copy !req
569. WAS DURING THIS HALLOWEEN PARTY.Copy !req
570. I THOUGHT I LOOKED SEXY, GIRL,Copy !req
571. YEAH, NO.Copy !req
572. I HAD LIKE THIS AFRO ON,
BALLOON BOOBIES,Copy !req
573. - YOU DID BALLOON BOOBIES TOO?
- I SURE DID.Copy !req
574. - GIRL, NO, I HAVE NEVER
DONE DRAG IN HIGH SCHOOL.Copy !req
575. - I DID DRAG IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.Copy !req
576. - YEAH, WE KNOW.Copy !req
577. PUTTING ON MAKE-UP.Copy !req
578. - I KNOW!Copy !req
579. - DO YOU FEEL LIKE A WOMAN, OR
DO YOU FEEL LIKE A DRAG QUEEN?Copy !req
580. - A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH.
I MEAN, WHEN YOU'RE IN DRAG,Copy !req
581. YOU DON'T JUST FEEL
LIKE A DRAG QUEEN.Copy !req
582. ONE DAY,Copy !req
583. - I FEEL LIKE I'M A DRAG QUEEN
WHEN I'M IN DRAG.Copy !req
584. - I FEEL LIKE A PERFORMER,
AND THAT'S IT.Copy !req
585. - GIRL, YOUR CHEEKS
ARE REALLY ASHY.Copy !req
586. - OH, WHAT? HERE?
- YEAH.Copy !req
587. - BUT I HAVEN'T DUSTED YET.Copy !req
588. - YEAH, IT'S OBVIOUS.
YOU COOKING?Copy !req
589. - IT'S A SLOW ROAST.Copy !req
590. LIKE THAT CHICKEN WE HAD.Copy !req
591. - BEST CHICKEN, GRANNY.Copy !req
592. - IT'S ALL IN THIS CAN.Copy !req
593. - YOU'RE LIKE,
"IT'S ALL IN THIS CAH-YAN!"Copy !req
594. I WAS CUTE.Copy !req
595. BEEN TOLD I WAS CUTE AS A GUY.Copy !req
596. NEVER.Copy !req
597. MYSTIQUE IS "PRETTY."Copy !req
598. EVERYBODY LOVES MYSTIQUE.Copy !req
599. - I LOOK AROUND THE ROOM,Copy !req
600. LOOKS LIKE A COUNTRY DIVA,Copy !req
601. MYSTIQUE IS WEARING.Copy !req
602. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S...
A BIG GIRL GOING OUT TO A CLUB.Copy !req
603. - I DON'T THINK THE HAT
GOES WITH THE OUTFIT.Copy !req
604. PERSONALLY.Copy !req
605. BUT YOU'RE A QUEEN YOURSELF,
SO YOU CHOOSE.Copy !req
606. - MM. MM-MM.Copy !req
607. - OH, MY LORD!Copy !req
608. - HI, EVERYONE.Copy !req
609. SANTINO. HOW ARE YOU, BABY?Copy !req
610. - WHAT'S THAT FLOWER
YOU GOT ON?Copy !req
611. OF COUNTRY-STYLE LEMONADE.Copy !req
612. - PINK LEMONADE!Copy !req
613. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,Copy !req
614. IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT.Copy !req
615. - WHOO!Copy !req
616. - THANK YOU SO MUCH.Copy !req
617. - OH! LOVE IT.Copy !req
618. HEY, MISS KATHY.Copy !req
619. - HELLO, MY DARLING.Copy !req
620. TO PUT THE CHARISMA,Copy !req
621. UNIQUENESS, NERVE,Copy !req
622. AS TWO FEUDING TEAMS,Copy !req
623. FOR "DISCO
EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENIN'."Copy !req
624. TONIGHT, THEY COMECopy !req
625. DENIM-AND-DIAMOND COUTURE.Copy !req
626. JUDGES, ARE YOU READY TO SEE
WHAT THEY'VE TURNED OUT?Copy !req
627. - READY.
- WOO-HOO!Copy !req
628. - GENTLEMEN...Copy !req
629. START YOUR ENGINES.Copy !req
630. AND MAY
THE BEST WOMAN WIN!Copy !req
631. - SONIQUE!Copy !req
632. THAT I FEEL ON THE INSIDE.Copy !req
633. ON THE INSIDE,Copy !req
634. IT SHOWS.Copy !req
635. - WOW.Copy !req
636. - SHE'S WORKING IT.Copy !req
637. A LITTLE TANYA TUCKER.Copy !req
638. - YEAH!Copy !req
639. - OOH!Copy !req
640. WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA!Copy !req
641. - JUJUBEE!Copy !req
642. - DURING MY RUNWAY,Copy !req
643. IS "MAMA, YOU HAVE TO HIT THIS."Copy !req
644. - IS THAT A CHERRY IN THERE?Copy !req
645. - SHE'S POPPING HER CHERRY AGAIN.Copy !req
646. - RAVEN!Copy !req
647. - THAT'S SO NOTRAVEN!Copy !req
648. - I KNOW, RIGHT?Copy !req
649. - YEAH, THE "GUESS?" GIRL.Copy !req
650. - I'VE NEVER SEEN HER
SO SWEET-LOOKING.Copy !req
651. - I FEEL ADORABLE.Copy !req
652. ON TOP OF A CUPCAKE.Copy !req
653. - GIRL NEXT DOOR.Copy !req
654. - WELL, NEXT DOOR TO WHAT?Copy !req
655. IN TEXAS!Copy !req
656. - SAHARA!Copy !req
657. SHOULD BE AGAINST THE LAW.Copy !req
658. - I'M A DANCER, SO,Copy !req
659. OF COURSE I'M GOING TO TRYCopy !req
660. EVERY CHANCE I GET.Copy !req
661. AND A LITTLE SHUFFLE.Copy !req
662. - Y'ALL COME BACK NOW,
YA HEAR?Copy !req
663. - ALL RIGHT, MOMMY.Copy !req
664. - I WANTED TO DO COUNTRY,Copy !req
665. AN URBAN TWIST.Copy !req
666. - IT'S KIND OF LIKE RACQUEL WELCH
WENT TO THE COUNTRY.Copy !req
667. - WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD
TO KEEP 'EM ON THE FARMCopy !req
668. AFTER THEY'VE BEEN
TO RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE.Copy !req
669. PANDORA BOX!Copy !req
670. COWGIRL HALL OF FAME.Copy !req
671. - I'M FEELING LIKE MY OUTFIT
IS CUTE AND COUNTRY.Copy !req
672. - THIS AIN'T HER FIRST TIME
AT THE RODEO.Copy !req
673. - EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES.Copy !req
674. - OH!Copy !req
675. JESSICA WILD!Copy !req
676. BECAUSE I FEEL SEXY,Copy !req
677. IN THE COUNTRY.Copy !req
678. IS GROWING UP.Copy !req
679. SHE'S FILLING OUT HER JEANS.Copy !req
680. HER APPLE-BOTTOM JEANS.Copy !req
681. MYSTIQUE...Copy !req
682. BEFORE THE PILATES.Copy !req
683. WAS PRETTY MUCH TO STAND OUT,Copy !req
684. FROM EVERYBODY ELSE...Copy !req
685. SO IT CAN WORK IN MY FAVOUR.Copy !req
686. - YES, YES, UH-HUH,
AND DO-SI-DO, MAMA.Copy !req
687. McMICHAELS,Copy !req
688. THE LOOK OF TODAY'S
COUNTRY GIRL!Copy !req
689. - KIND OF NEW ROMANTIC COUNTRY.Copy !req
690. - I THINK THERE'S JUSTCopy !req
691. ABOUT WHAT COUNTRY IS.Copy !req
692. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE PODUNK
TO BE COUNTRY.Copy !req
693. - AREN'T THEY GORGEOUS,
THOSE BOOTS?Copy !req
694. TYRA SANCHEZ,
THE OTHER TYRA.Copy !req
695. ANOTHER SIDE OF ME EVERY WEEK.Copy !req
696. - FLIP OFF THE SKIRT— WOO!Copy !req
697. - I'LL CHANGE AT THE GAS STATION,
MAMA, YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW.Copy !req
698. - WOW!Copy !req
699. OH, YES...
NOW SHE'S SUPER-TYRA.Copy !req
700. I'LL TAKE ONE IN EVERY COLOUR.Copy !req
701. - HELLO, MY COUNTRY QUEENS.Copy !req
702. LET'S TAKE A LOOKCopy !req
703. OF YOUR "DISCO EXTRA-GREASY
SHORTENING" COMMERCIAL.Copy !req
704. ANOTHER HOME-FRIED MEAL,Copy !req
705. DISCO EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENING!Copy !req
706. - HOWDY, AUNTIE.
WHAT'S FOR DINNER?Copy !req
707. - IT'S YER FAVOURITE!Copy !req
708. McCOY'S
FAMOUS FRIED CHICKEN.Copy !req
709. IS RIGHT IN THIS CAN.Copy !req
710. - AIN'T THAT DISCO
EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENIN'?Copy !req
711. - SURE IS, ELLIE MAE.Copy !req
712. TO A MAN'S HEARTCopy !req
713. IS THROUGH HIS STOMACH!Copy !req
714. EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENIN',Copy !req
715. YOU'LL GET THERE IN NO TIME.Copy !req
716. - THIS IS SO DELICIOUS.Copy !req
717. AND CRISPY TOO!Copy !req
718. EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENING! WOO!Copy !req
719. - OUR COMMERCIAL WAS HILARIOUS.Copy !req
720. I LOVED IT!Copy !req
721. - LET'S TAKE A LOOKCopy !req
722. OF YOUR "DISCO EXTRA-GREASY
SHORTENING" COMMERCIAL.Copy !req
723. ANOTHER HOME-FRIED MEAL,Copy !req
724. COURTESY OF "DISCO EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENIN'."Copy !req
725. - OH, AUNTIE.Copy !req
726. McALLISTER,
HE BEEN PICKIN' ON ME ALL DAY.Copy !req
727. HE SAYS I LIKE...
EATIN' FISH!Copy !req
728. - POOR DUMB ELLIE MAE.Copy !req
729. WHO'S GONNA TELL HER
THAT SHE SMELLS LIKE FISH TOO?Copy !req
730. - THAT'S BECAUSE
HE HASN'T TRIEDCopy !req
731. GRANNY HATFIELD'S
FRIED FISH FILLETS.Copy !req
732. - 'SPECIALLY WHEN I MAKE ITCopy !req
733. WITH "DISCO
EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENIN'.Copy !req
734. - WELL, IF YOU ASKS ME,Copy !req
735. IT AIN'T JUST THE FISHCopy !req
736. McALLISTER BOY'S
AFRAID OF.Copy !req
737. TO A MAN'S HEARTCopy !req
738. IS THROUGH HIS STOMACH.Copy !req
739. - IT IS AWFUL GOOD.Copy !req
740. AND CRISPY TOO!
MM-MM.Copy !req
741. EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENING.Copy !req
742. COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!Copy !req
743. - SO HATFIELDS...Copy !req
744. McCOYS.Copy !req
745. AND LOWLIGHTS.Copy !req
746. BUT I DO HAVE A FAVOURITE...Copy !req
747. AND THAT IS...Copy !req
748. THE McCOYS'.Copy !req
749. GOOD WORK.Copy !req
750. NOW, THIS WEEK,Copy !req
751. WE HAD YOU WORK AS TEAMS.Copy !req
752. BUT, TONIGHT, EACH OF YOUCopy !req
753. ON YOUR INDIVIDUAL PERFORMANCE.Copy !req
754. IN OTHER WORDS,
ONRNO ONE IS SAFE. CE...Copy !req
755. AND WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME,
PLEASE STEP FORWARD.Copy !req
756. SONIQUE.Copy !req
757. JUJUBEE.Copy !req
758. McMICHAELS.Copy !req
759. TATIANA.Copy !req
760. SAHARA DAVENPORT.Copy !req
761. YOU GIRLS,Copy !req
762. YOU ARE SAFE.Copy !req
763. CONGRATULATIONS.Copy !req
764. YOU MAY LEAVE THE STAGE.Copy !req
765. OF THE WEEK.Copy !req
766. LET'S BEGIN
OUR JUDGES' CRITIQUES.Copy !req
767. WE'RE GOING TO START
WITH RAVEN.Copy !req
768. WAS A LITTLE ALL OVER THE MAP.Copy !req
769. - IT WAS KIND OF A MIXED BAG,Copy !req
770. I DIDN'T ACTUALLY KNOWCopy !req
771. OR A CHICKEN.Copy !req
772. - WELL, WHEN WE WERE PRACTICING,Copy !req
773. I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT
I SHOULD DO IT AS A CHICKEN.Copy !req
774. YOU WERE GOING TO DO?Copy !req
775. - I— WELL, DO THE VOICE
AS A CHICKEN.Copy !req
776. - NOW, KATHY, YOU DIRECTED
RAVEN IN THE PIECE.Copy !req
777. - I DIRECTED RAVEN IN THE PIECE.Copy !req
778. P.S., YOU LOOK SO CUTE,Copy !req
779. AND DRINK YOU...Copy !req
780. A REAL SERIOUSNESS ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
781. HONEY, YOU HAVE TO
LOOK AROUND YOU,Copy !req
782. A BOWL-FULL OF "FUN" SOUP.Copy !req
783. LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE BIT,
AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.Copy !req
784. - ALL RIGHT,
NEXT UP, JESSICA WILD.Copy !req
785. SHOW US YOUR APPLE-BOTTOM JEANS.Copy !req
786. - MY APPLE B—?Copy !req
787. - HE-E-E-EY!
- YEAH, I WANT TO MOUNT HER.Copy !req
788. THOROUGHBRED REALNESS TODAY.Copy !req
789. - WHAT'D YOU THINK OF HER
AS THE DISCO CRITTER?Copy !req
790. WITH YOUR LANGUAGE.Copy !req
791. I CAN BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH.Copy !req
792. IN YOUR COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!Copy !req
793. SO I FEEL LIKE I AM A MUPPET.Copy !req
794. - THANK YOU, MY DEAR.Copy !req
795. PANDORA BOX.Copy !req
796. DID YOU MAKE THIS OUTFIT,
OR DID YOU BUY IT?Copy !req
797. - UM, IT'S BOUGHT,Copy !req
798. AND ADDED THE LITTLE LADY.Copy !req
799. - AH. CRAFTY!Copy !req
800. - I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT.Copy !req
801. I LOVE WHAT YOU DID TO IT,
AND IT KINDA REMINDS ME OF ME.Copy !req
802. - SANTINO?Copy !req
803. - OH...Copy !req
804. I'M NOT GOING TO BE
YOUR FAVOURITE.Copy !req
805. YOU'RE IN A CHILD PAGEANTCopy !req
806. OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
807. I'M THINKING LIKE
YOU READ LIKE 12 OR 13,Copy !req
808. I'M JUST KINDA CREEPED OUT.Copy !req
809. - I DON'T THINK
PANDORA IS A FASHION GIRL.Copy !req
810. FROM PANDORA IS COMEDY.Copy !req
811. THE FUNNIEST PERSON, ACTUALLY.Copy !req
812. TO A MAN'S HEARTCopy !req
813. IS THROUGH HIS STOMACH!Copy !req
814. - IT WAS DEFINITELY FUN TO DO.Copy !req
815. I WAS KIND OF IN MY ELEMENT.Copy !req
816. - VERY FUNNY.Copy !req
817. MYSTIQUE SUMMERS MADISON.Copy !req
818. ARE YOU FEELING... SOUTHERN?Copy !req
819. MY FRIENDS BACK HOME DRESS,Copy !req
820. SINCE THEY'RE COUNTRY.Copy !req
821. - WELL, I HEAR
WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN',Copy !req
822. BUT IT'S NOT REALLY SORT OF
THE COUNTRY LOOK.Copy !req
823. "MALL-WEAR COUNTRY."Copy !req
824. - ISN'T THIS THE SAME TOPCopy !req
825. IN THE CHALLENGE, THOUGH?Copy !req
826. - YES. THIS IS A SKIRT,
A ONE-PIECE SKIRT,Copy !req
827. WITH THE GAUCHOS AND EVERYTHING.Copy !req
828. SOME BULLSHIT FUCKING STORY?Copy !req
829. YOU DO YOUR RUNWAY.Copy !req
830. YOUR RUNWAY WAS GREAT.Copy !req
831. IS NOT WORKING TODAY.Copy !req
832. - WHEN YOU WALKED OUT JUST NOW,Copy !req
833. I SAID, "I TOTALLY FORGOT
THAT YOU'RE NOT FEMALE."Copy !req
834. I JUST THOUGHT, "WELL,
THERE'S THAT GORGEOUS WOMAN."Copy !req
835. IT'S A BUMMER ABOUT THE OUTFIT.Copy !req
836. THAT'S A BUMMER.Copy !req
837. - TYRA SANCHEZ, YOU TORE IT UP,
MISS THING.Copy !req
838. WITH ONE OUTFIT.Copy !req
839. THREE LOOKS THAT YOU GAVE US.Copy !req
840. I WOULD ASK YOU IS,Copy !req
841. WHEN YOU TRANSFORM INTO TYRA,
WHY DOESN'T YOUR VOICE CHANGE?Copy !req
842. - WELL, I CAN'T GO HIGHER.Copy !req
843. - WHAT'S THE HIGHEST NOTE
YOU CAN HIT?Copy !req
844. - [BREATHY, "
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. PRESIDENT.Copy !req
845. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. PRESIDENT.Copy !req
846. - THAT'S TOTALLY BELIEVABLE.Copy !req
847. - LET'S TALK ABOUT
YOUR COMMERCIAL.Copy !req
848. YOU PLAYED THE BABY.Copy !req
849. MY OWN SON.Copy !req
850. OUT OF NOWHERE AND JUST LIKE,
"CAN I HAVE SOME WATER?"Copy !req
851. AND BRING IT BACK TO HIM,Copy !req
852. HE'S ASLEEP AGAIN.Copy !req
853. - WELL, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
854. LADIES, WHILE YOU ENJOYCopy !req
855. LOUNGE,Copy !req
856. WILL DELIBERATE.Copy !req
857. THANK YOU.Copy !req
858. LET'S TALK ABOUT MYSTIQUE.Copy !req
859. - SHE'S GOT
THAT REALLY PRETTY FACE.Copy !req
860. WAS THE OUTFIT.Copy !req
861. - YEAH.
- SO FAR OFF THE MARK.Copy !req
862. IN ALL THE WRONG WAYS.Copy !req
863. THAT WAS INEXCUSABLE.Copy !req
864. - YEAH.Copy !req
865. TO EXPLAIN WHY...Copy !req
866. NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD.Copy !req
867. OKAY, SO WE'RE GOING TO
GO ON OVER TO TYRA.Copy !req
868. SHE'S A GORGEOUS GAL.Copy !req
869. SHE'S CLEARLY INVENTIVE
WITH HER PRESENTATION.Copy !req
870. DO YOU THINK TYRA'S VOICE
IS WORKING AGAINST HER?Copy !req
871. - I THINK JUST A LITTLE BIT.Copy !req
872. BECAUSE, WHEN YOU LOOK AT HER,Copy !req
873. THERE'S NOTHING—Copy !req
874. I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG.Copy !req
875. - YEAH.
- LET'S TALK ABOUT RAVEN.Copy !req
876. DIDN'T DO SO WELL
IN THE COMMERCIAL.Copy !req
877. - I MISSED THE FUNNY.Copy !req
878. OBVIOUSLY,
YOU'RE IN A CHICKEN SUIT,Copy !req
879. THAT'S THE FIRST CLUE
TO BE FUNNY.Copy !req
880. ON THE RUNWAY,Copy !req
881. BUT I THOUGHT,
AS THE DISCO CRITTER,Copy !req
882. THAN RAVEN.Copy !req
883. - YES. JESSICA WILD
IS FROM PUERTO RICO,Copy !req
884. DOESN'T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE
VERY WELL,Copy !req
885. THE DISCO CRITTER VERY WELL.Copy !req
886. - SHE JUST WENT WILD.Copy !req
887. TO THIS LINEUP.Copy !req
888. - YES. BUT IS SHE AMERICA'S
NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR?Copy !req
889. THAT'S THE QUESTION
WE HAVE TO ASK.Copy !req
890. - AH, I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
891. - PANDORA BOX.Copy !req
892. WITH PANDORA BOX'S OUTFIT.Copy !req
893. - HATE. HATE.Copy !req
894. IT'S JUST VERY PEDESTRIAN.Copy !req
895. - SHE IS A FANTASTIC COMEDIENNE.Copy !req
896. - MY FAVOURITE TO WORK WITH,Copy !req
897. SHE'S GOT SOME COMEDY GOING.Copy !req
898. - SILENCE!Copy !req
899. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.Copy !req
900. BRING BACK... THE GIRLS.Copy !req
901. LADIES.Copy !req
902. WELCOME BACK.Copy !req
903. PANDORA.Copy !req
904. YOU WANT TO WIN THIS RACE?Copy !req
905. YOUR STYLE.Copy !req
906. YOU'RE SAFE.Copy !req
907. YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.Copy !req
908. MYSTIQUE.Copy !req
909. DURING THE COMMERCIAL.Copy !req
910. YOUR "BEST COUNTRY COUTURE,"Copy !req
911. YOU CAME UP EMPTY-HANDED.Copy !req
912. I'M SORRY,
YOU'RE UP FOR ELIMINATION.Copy !req
913. GOING TO HAPPEN THIS WAY.Copy !req
914. THEY DIDN'T SEE MECopy !req
915. OF COUNTRY REALNESS.Copy !req
916. YOU CAN'T PLEASE EVERYBODY.Copy !req
917. - JESSICA.Copy !req
918. YOU'RE SAFE.Copy !req
919. YOU MAY
JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.Copy !req
920. RAVEN.Copy !req
921. OF STAR POWER IN YOU...Copy !req
922. BUT, AS QUICKLY AS IT COMES,
IT FADES AWAY.Copy !req
923. TO BE THE NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR?Copy !req
924. I'M SORRY,
BUT YOU'RE UP FOR ELIMINATION.Copy !req
925. - SO, ONCE AGAIN,
I'M IN THE BOTTOM TWO.Copy !req
926. HONESTLY,
I DON'T FEEL LIKE I BELONGCopy !req
927. WITH MYSTIQUE.Copy !req
928. - TYRA SANCHEZ.Copy !req
929. YOUR RUNWAY WAS A HIT...Copy !req
930. MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD.Copy !req
931. CONGRATULATIONS,Copy !req
932. YOU'RE THE WINNER
OF THIS CHALLENGE...Copy !req
933. WHICH MEANS
YOU HAVE IMMUNITY NEXT WEEK.Copy !req
934. PLUS, YOU WILL RECEIVE
A COLLECTION OF DESIGNER BAGS,Copy !req
935. FROM M. CLIFFORD DESIGNS.Copy !req
936. CONGRATULATIONS, TYRA,
YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.Copy !req
937. AND I FEEL GREAT.Copy !req
938. I FEEL AMAZING.Copy !req
939. BECAUSE, LAST WEEK,Copy !req
940. TO BE A BITCH OF THE GROUP.Copy !req
941. BUT I'M NOT A BITCH...
I'M AMERICA'S SWEETHEART.Copy !req
942. STAND BEFORE ME.Copy !req
943. I'VE CONSULTED
WITH THE JUDGES...Copy !req
944. IS MINE TO MAKE.Copy !req
945. LADIES,Copy !req
946. FROM ELIMINATION.Copy !req
947. FOR YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
948. GOOD LUCK.Copy !req
949. AND REMEMBER...Copy !req
950. DON'T FUCK IT UP.Copy !req
951. - LIP-SYNC AREA IS MY STAGE,
THAT'S MY BATTLEGROUND.Copy !req
952. I'M GONNA GO BALLS TO THE WALLS.Copy !req
953. - I WAS GOING TO DUKE IT OUT.Copy !req
954. I DON'T CARE
IF THE WIG FLEW OFF,Copy !req
955. I DON'T CARE
IF I BROKE A HEEL.Copy !req
956. AT THAT POINT,
IT WAS DO-OR-DIE,Copy !req
957. GO HOME AGAINST MYSTIQUE.Copy !req
958. I HEAR YOU KNOCKIN'Copy !req
959. BUT YOU CAN'T COME INCopy !req
960. - WHOO!Copy !req
961. - MYSTIQUE.Copy !req
962. RAVEN.Copy !req
963. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.Copy !req
964. RAVEN...Copy !req
965. YOU'VE BEEN
DOWN THIS ROAD TWICE,Copy !req
966. BUT YOU KEEP PULLING THROUGH...Copy !req
967. AND IT'S THAT KINDCopy !req
968. TO WIN THIS RACE.Copy !req
969. SHANTAY, YOU STAY.Copy !req
970. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
971. - IF I WAS TOLD TO "SASHAY AWAY"Copy !req
972. STANDING UP THERE,Copy !req
973. I WOULD HAVE FUCKIN'
SLIT MY WRISTS.Copy !req
974. - MYSTIQUE SUMMERS MADISON.Copy !req
975. TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF,Copy !req
976. BECAUSE I DO.Copy !req
977. NOW SASHAY... AWAY.Copy !req
978. - I'M NOT GOING TO CHANGE
WHO I AMCopy !req
979. TO WIN A COMPETITION.Copy !req
980. I'M GOING TO BE MYSTIQUE.Copy !req
981. TAKE ME AS I AM,
OR NOTHING AT ALL.Copy !req
982. SO I'M GOING HOME
WITH MY HEAD HELD UP HIGH.Copy !req
983. - DOLLS,
LIKE EVERY GOOD COUNTRY SONG,Copy !req
984. THROUGH THIS HEARTACHE.Copy !req
985. MYSTIQUE IS GONE,Copy !req
986. OF ALL GREAT COUNTRY QUEENS.Copy !req
987. IF YOU CAN'T LOVE YOURSELF,Copy !req
988. YOU GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?Copy !req
989. CAN I GET A "AMEN" IN HERE?Copy !req
990. - AMEN!Copy !req
991. - LET THE MUSIC PLAY!Copy !req