1. - PREVIOUSLY
ONRuPAUL'S DRAG RACE...
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2. - BIG GIRLS ARE GONNA REPRESENT
THIS YEAR.
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3. - FUCK THEM SKINNY BITCHES.
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4. - PANDORA.
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5. YOU STUCK ME WITH
THESE FUCKIN' BITCHES.
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6. - OH, MY GOD, I AM IN A GROUP
WITH, LIKE, SATAN'S BABY.
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7. - I COULD BE A BIGGER BITCH.
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8. - I NEED MONEY!
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9. - MY BIGGEST FEAR
IN THE COMPETITION
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10. IS MY ENGLISH.
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11. - PLEASE HELP ME.
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12. - RAVEN, DOING THE SOLO...
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13. YOU DIDN'T MAKE
A LOT OF MONEY.
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14. - "FUCK. I FUCKED THIS UP."
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15. - YOU'RE UP FOR ELIMINATION.
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16. - NICOLE PAIGE BROOKS...
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17. SASHAY AWAY.
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18. - THANK YOU.
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19. - AND TONIGHT...
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20. - WELL, HOWDY Y'ALL!
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21. - THE DOLLS WILL BE GAGGING...
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22. - ... AND IT DON'T
TASTE LIKE CHICKEN.
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23. - DID YOU JUST PUT SHORTENING
IN YOUR CROTCH?
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24. - COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!
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25. - WITH EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST
JUDGES KATHY NAJIMY
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26. AND TANYA TUCKER.
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27. - THE WINNER
OFRuPAUL'S DRAG RACE
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28. WILL RECEIVE
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29. A LIFETIME SUPPLY
OFNYX COSMETICS
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30. AND BE THE FACE
OFNYXCOSMETICS.COM,
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31. AN EXCLUSIVE ONE-YEAR
P.R. CONTRACT
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32. WITH THE LEADING L.G.B.T. FIRM, PROJECT PUBLICITY,
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33. BE FEATURED
INL.A. EYEWORKS'
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34. LEGENDARY DESIGNER EYEWEAR
CAMPAIGN,
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35. AND HEADLINE
LOGO'S "DRAG RACE" TOUR,
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36. FEATURING
EXCEPTIONALABSOLUT DRINKS...
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37. AND A CASH PRIZE
OF $25,000!
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38. AND MAY THE BEST... WOMANWIN!
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39. - OH, GOD.
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40. - OH, WOW.
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41. - NOT A PICNIC.
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42. - HOO! WE'RE EATING SOMETHING!
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43. - DO WE GET TO EAT?
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44. - OH, LORD.
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45. - AS WE WALKED
INTO THE WORKSPACE,
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46. ALL I SAW WAS ONE LONG TABLE
WITH 10 CHAIRS.
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47. SOMETHING IS GOING IN MY MOUTH—
I KNOW THAT MUCH.
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48. - JUST HOPE IT AIN'T
NO CHERRY PIE.
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49. - NICOLE SAYS,
"BE SAFE, BITCH!"
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50. - THERE'S MORE ROOM
OVER HERE NOW.
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51. COMING BACK INTO THE WORKROOM
AFTER NICOLE HAD LEFT,
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52. AND I HAD TO LIP-SYNC
FOR MY LIFE,
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53. IT FELT GOOD
THAT I HAD BEAT HER.
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54. BEING IN THE BOTTOM TWO—
BITCH, NO.
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55. - I BET IT'S NERVE-WRACKING.
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56. - I DID NOT COME HERE
TO LIP-SYNC FOR MY LIFE.
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57. I CAME HERE TO WIN.
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58. - WE LOVE YOU NICOLE!
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59. - BUT YOU GOTTA GO.
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60. - OOH, GIRL!
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61. YOU GOT SHE-MAIL!
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62. - COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!
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63. HOWDY, RACERS!
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64. ARE YOU
"A COAL MINER'S DAUGHTER?"
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65. OR JUST "A BOY NAMED SUE?"
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66. WELL, EITHER WAY,
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67. FOR THIS NEXT CHALLENGE,
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68. YOU BEST PRAY THAT
"JESUS TAKES THE WHEEL"
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69. AND REMEMBER,
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70. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,
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71. "I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU."
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72. - WELL, HOWDY, Y'ALL!
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73. - WHOO!
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74. - WELL, MY, MY, MY...
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75. GO ON, NOW...
SIT A SPELL, Y'ALL.
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76. NOW. GEORGIA IS WHERE
MY CAREER REALLY TOOK OFF.
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77. I AM A COUNTRY QUEEN
AT HEART.
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78. IN THOSE EARLY YEARS,
I HAD NO MONEY—
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79. I WOULD EAT ANYTHING...
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80. AND NOW,
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO.
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81. - MYSTIQUE'S GOING TO
FINALLY WIN A CHALLENGE.
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82. FINALLY.
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83. - YOUR MINI-CHALLENGE
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84. IS A TASTE-TEST
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85. TO FIGURE OUT
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86. IF WHAT YOU'RE EATING
IS CHICKEN...
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87. OR "WHAT?"
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88. "WHAT?"... OR CHICKEN?
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89. CHICKEN... OR "WHAT?"
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90. THE FIRST TWO QUEENS
TO GET THREE POINTS
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91. WILL BE THE WINNERS.
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92. OH... AND PLEASE
PUT ON YOUR BLINDFOLDS.
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93. - OHH.
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94. - NO, SIR!
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95. - I DID NOT KNOW
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96. THAT THIS WAS GOING TO BE
"DRAG SURVIVOR."
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97. - HERE IS Y'ALL'S FIRST COURSE.
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98. READY? LET'S EAT!
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99. - MM.
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100. - ANSWERS, PLEASE.
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101. THE CORRECT ANSWER IS...
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102. "WHAT?"
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103. THEY WERE BULL TESTICLES.
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104. - ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
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105. - NOTHING SAYS "COUNTRY CUISINE"
LIKE BULL TESTICLES.
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106. OKAY, LADIES, SECOND COURSE.
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107. DIG IN.
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108. IT'S FINGER-LICKIN' GOOD!
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109. ALL RIGHT...
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110. ANSWERS, PLEASE.
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111. THE CORRECT ANSWER IS...
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112. "WHA-A-A-A-AT?
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113. MYSTIQUE HAS TWO RIGHT.
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114. MORGAN HAS TWO.
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115. AND PANDORA HAS TWO.
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116. WHAT YOU JUST
PUT IN YOUR MOUTH
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117. WAS SOY "CHICKEN."
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118. - OH, OKAY.
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119. - THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
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120. THIRD COURSE.
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121. DIG IN.
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122. - EW!
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123. - I'M THINKING THAT IT'S,
LIKE, A RAT-TAIL OR SOMETHING.
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124. I KNEW
THAT WASN'T CHICKEN, HONEY.
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125. - CHICKEN OR "WHAT?"
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126. - THE CORRECT ANSWER IS...
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127. "WHAT".
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128. NOW WHAT YOU JUST
PUT IN YOUR MOUTH
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129. WERE FROG LEGS.
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130. - LADIES!
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131. WE HAVE A THREE-WAY TIE—
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132. BETWEEN MYSTIQUE, PANDORA,
AND MORGAN.
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133. IN FRONT OF YOU
IS A BASKET OF
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134. CHICKEN, RABBIT,
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135. ALLIGATOR,
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136. AND DEEP-FRIED COW BRAINS.
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137. MM, MM!
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138. THE FIRST TWO QUEENS
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139. TO FINISH EVERYTHING
IN THEIR BASKETS
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140. AND SHOW ME
THEIR EMPTY MOUTHS
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141. WILL BE THE WINNERS.
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142. ARE YOU READY?
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143. DIG IN!
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144. MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH,
NOT IN YOUR HANDS.
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145. - I HAD A PLAN—
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146. CHEW HALFWAY,
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147. FILL YOUR MOUTH WITH WATER,
SWALLOW.
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148. - FUCK THESE SKINNY BITCHES!
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149. - YUMMY!
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150. YOU HAVE TO EAT EVERYTHING.
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151. - HELL, YEAH!
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152. - EMPTY MOUTH?
ALL RIGHT, SHE ATE EVERYTHING.
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153. MYSTIQUE IS—
WE HAVE A WINNER OVER HERE.
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154. - MYSTIQUE MIGHT AS WELL
HAVE PICKED UP THE BASKET,
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155. OPENED THE HATCH,
AND JUST DROPPED IT DOWN.
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156. SHE WAS DONE LIKE THAT.
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157. - IT'S DOWN TO PANDORA
AND MORGAN McMICHAELS.
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158. MORGAN HAS TWO MORSELS LEFT.
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159. - SWALLOW! SWALLOW!
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160. - I TOOK ONE SWALLOW OF COW BRAIN
AND I JUST RALPHED.
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161. - YOU'RE STILL IN THE GAME,
YOU'RE STILL IN THE GAME.
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162. COME ON, PANDORA.
YOU GOT IT, GIRL. YOU GOT IT.
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163. - WE GOT A SECOND WINNER
OVER HERE.
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164. MORGAN McMICHAELS.
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165. - CONGRATULATIONS,
MYSTIQUE AND MORGAN.
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166. YOU'RE WINNERS, BABY!
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167. AND THE CAPTAINS
FOR YOUR NEXT GROUP CHALLENGE.
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168. - CONGRATULATIONS.
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169. - FOR TODAY'S MAIN CHALLENGE,
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170. YOU'LL BE SHOOTING
A COMMERCIAL FOR...
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171. "DISCO
EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENING."
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172. THAT'S "DISCO."
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173. "EXTRA-GREASY!"
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174. AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE
SELLING IT COUNTRY QUEEN STYLE.
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175. OKAY, MYSTIQUE?
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176. WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?
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177. - PANDORA.
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178. - PANDORA, COME ON DOWN.
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179. - RAVEN.
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180. - WEST COAST!
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181. - WEST COAST EVERY DAY.
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182. - JUJUBEE.
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183. IN THE HOUSE.
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184. - SAHARA.
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185. - I WAS THINKING STRATEGICALLY.
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186. OTHER PEOPLE WAS PROBABLY NOT,
THEY WAS PICKING FRIENDS.
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187. - TATIANA.
- ♪ TATIANA!
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188. - SONIQUE.
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189. - SO, JESSICA AND TYRA REMAIN.
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190. - MYSTIQUE KINDA
LOOKED AT ME LIKE, "WHO?"
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191. AND I WAS LIKE,
"FUCK, NO, TO TYRA."
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192. - THE SPICY LATINA.
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193. - JESSICA.
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194. - IT DIDN'T BOTHER ME AT ALL.
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195. THEY SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST.
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196. - HERE ARE TWO SCRIPTS
FOR YOUR COMMERCIALS.
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197. ONE FOR FRIED CHICKEN...
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198. AND ONE FOR FRIED FISH FILLETS.
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199. MYSTIQUE,
YOU GET TO PICK ONE.
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200. - THE CLOSEST ONE I'LL PICK.
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201. - ALL RIGHT.
BOTH COMMERCIALS HAVE
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202. THE SAME COUNTRY QUEEN
CHARACTERS.
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203. YOUR COMMERCIALS WILL DEBUT
TOMORROW ON THE MAIN STAGE.
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204. GENTLEMEN...
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205. START YOUR ENGINES.
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206. AND MAY
THE BEST WOMAN WIN.
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207. - WE HAVE "FRIED FISH FILLET."
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208. - FISH!
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209. - I LIKE SOME FISH.
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210. - THERE WAS A LITTLE CONCERN
IN MY MIND
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211. ABOUT MYSTIQUE LEADING.
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212. - WE'RE GOING TO HAVE YOU
AS "DISCO CRITTER."
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213. YOU HAVE THIS LINE,
AND YOU HAVE THAT LINE,
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214. AND THAT'S IT.
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215. - I PICKED JESSICA BECAUSE
I DIDN'T WANT HER TO HAVE
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216. A PART WHERE SHE HAS TO
ACTUALLY LISTEN TO EVERYBODY
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217. AND MINGLE IN WITH EVERYBODY.
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218. - YOU DON'T KNOW
THAT MUCH ENGLISH.
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219. - ALL RIGHT.
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220. - "ELLIE MAY?"
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221. - I'M A CHAMELEON, DARLING,
I CAN DO WHATEVER I NEED TO.
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222. - "AUNT JUDY FAE."
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223. AND "BABY GIRL."
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224. - "BABY GIRL."
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225. - WHO WANTS TO DO
"AUNT JUDY FAE?"
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226. - I ASKED THE GIRLS
WHO THEY FELT THEY WANTED TO DO,
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227. BUT THEN I MADE
THE EXECUTIVE DECISION.
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228. - DO YOU WANT TO DO
"ELLIE MAY?"
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229. - YEAH.
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230. - YOU WANT TO DO THE BABY?
- DOESN'T MATTER.
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231. - I THINK SHE HAS MORE OF
A BABY FACE.
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232. - I DO, TOO.
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233. - I'LL BE THE BABY,
I'LL BE THE BABY.
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234. - EVERYONE WANTED TO BE
SOMETHING, YOU KNOW,
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235. FUN, SOMETHING,
YOU KNOW, PRETTY.
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236. - "DISCO CRITTER."
DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT PART?
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237. - YOU GOT TO BE LIKE A CHICKEN.
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238. - WITH A MASK.
- A CHICKEN.
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239. - SO I GET THE "DISCO CRITTER..."
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240. WHICH IS A FUCKIN' CHICKEN.
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241. AND IT REALLY PISSED ME OFF.
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242. - OKAY. SO RAVEN'S
"DISCO CRITTER."
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243. - RAVEN IS THE BEST
MAKE-UP ARTIST
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244. IN THIS COMPETITION, BY FAR.
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245. I KNEW THAT RAVEN WOULD BE
ABLE TO EXECUTE THE CHARACTER
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246. WITH HER PERSONALITY
AND HER MAKE-UP SKILLS.
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247. - YEAH, I'M GOING TO BE
A FUCKIN' CHICKEN.
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248. "HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
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249. "WELCOME
TO ANOTHER HOME-FRIED MEAL!
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250. WELCOME TO ANOTHER HOME—"
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251. - DO YOU NEED HELP
LEARNING THAT?
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252. - WHAT?
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253. - DO YOU NEED HELP LEARNING THAT?
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254. - NO, NO.
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255. - OKAY, OKAY.
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256. - THE GIRLS SAID,
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257. WE GIVE THE CHICKEN
BECAUSE DON'T TALK A LOT.
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258. AT THE END, I REALIZE...
THE CHICKEN TALK A LOT.
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259. - "WELCOME
TO ANOTHER HOME-FRIED MEAL—"
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260. - MYSTIQUE DECIDES
TO GIVE JESSICA
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261. THE OPENING AND CLOSING—
"MONOLOGUES," I'LL SAY.
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262. THEY WEREN'T JUST "LINES."
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263. - SHORNING?
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264. - "SHORTENING."
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265. - SHORTNING? SHORTNING.
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266. - "SHORTENIN'."
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267. - SHORTENIN'.
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268. - I'M KIND OF SCARED.
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269. "WHERE EES THE SHORTENING?"
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270. - I HOPE THIS DON'T FALL APART.
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271. - THE MAIN CHALLENGE TODAY
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272. IS TO PUT ON A COMMERCIAL
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273. FOR DISCO
EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENING.
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274. - "OH, AUNTIE, I JUST HAD
THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!"
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275. - "ELLIE MAE,
WHY IN SUCH A STATE?"
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276. - WE ONLY HAD ABOUT
THREE HOURS TO LEARN THE LINES.
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277. - "IT'S THAT MEAN
BILLY JOE McALLISTER.
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278. HE'S BEEN
PICKING ON ME ALL DAY."
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279. - MY BIGGEST WORRY FOR THE TEAM
AT THIS TIME
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280. IS JUST GETTING THE LINES IN.
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281. MYSTIQUE,
SHE'S WORKING DOUBLE-TIME.
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282. - "DISCO EXTRA-GREASY."
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283. - I THINK MYSTIQUE'S DOING
A FABULOUS JOB.
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284. I AM SURPRISED.
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285. I— I LIKE HER A LOT.
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286. - GREASY— SE-SE-SE-SEXY, SEXY.
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287. - SO YOU HAPPY WITH
WHO YOU PICKED?
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288. - YES.
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289. I THINK THIS IS THE BEST TEAM.
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290. MYSTIQUE, SHE FUCKING
SWALLOWED THAT BASKET
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291. LIKE THE ONLY ONE.
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292. - SHE TOOK THE BASKET, WENT GULP.
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293. - WORDS ARE WORDS...
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294. PEOPLE THINK WORDS DON'T HURT,
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295. 'CAUSE THEY'RE JUST WORDS,
BUT...
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296. WHEN YOU HEAR IT EVERY DAY...
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297. FUCK EVERYBODY ELSE.
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298. - OKAY, BUDDY, ONE MORE TIME.
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299. GO AHEAD, JESSICA.
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300. - ANNIE-GRAN— GRAN-ANNY?
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301. - "GRANNY."
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302. - GRANNY-AUNT, RIGHT?
GRANNY-AUNT—
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303. - GRANNY'S SEPARATE.
GRANNY IS JUST ONE PERSON.
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304. - OH! "AUNT" JUDY!
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305. ALWAYS IN MY LIFE,
WHEN I WANT SOMETHING,
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306. IS NOT EASY.
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307. BUT... I AM GOING TO KEEP GOING
AND I AM GOING TO WORK.
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308. - HOWDY!
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309. HOWDY-DO, RU?
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310. - SO THIS IS THE McCOYS,
ISN'T IT?
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311. - YES, IT IS.
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312. - THE REAL McCOYS.
YOU THINK YOU KNOW YOUR LINES?
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313. - YEAH.
- OH, WE DO.
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314. - I'D LOVE TO HEAR THEM.
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315. - WELCOME TO ANOTHER
HOME-FRIED MEAL,
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316. COURTESY OF DISCO
EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENIN'.
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317. - HEY, AUNTIE.
WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
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318. - IT'S YOUR FAVOURITE, ELLIE MAE.
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319. - WHY, IT'S SO DELICIOUS!
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320. - AND CRISPY TOO.
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321. - "AND CRISPY TOO."
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322. - NOW McCOYS,
WHAT'S YOUR BIGGEST CONCERN,
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323. GOING INTO THIS CHALLENGE?
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324. - MY GROUP,
FROM THE PREVIOUS CHALLENGE,
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325. WAS IN THE BOTTOM.
- RIGHT.
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326. - AND NOW, THAT I'M TEAM LEADER,
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327. I DON'T WANT MY GROUP
TO BE IN THE BOTTOM.
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328. I'M UP ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK.
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329. IF I AM IN THE BOTTOM GROUP,
THEN I'M UP FOR ELIMINATION.
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330. YOU KNOW, AND I THINK
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331. THE PERSON IN CHARGE
SHOULD BE—
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332. - ARE YOU BASING YOUR CHARACTERS
ON PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE, OR...?
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333. - MY MOM.
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334. - JUST KIDDING.
- IS IT A SEXY DISCO CRITTER?
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335. - IT'S A FUN, FUNKY, FRESH...
AND "COUNTRY" DISCO CRITTER.
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336. BUT IT'S GOING TO BE
MORE OF, LIKE, A...
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337. I GUESS YOU COULD SAY
A... A CHICKEN.
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338. - UH-HUH.
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339. - IT'S A CHICKEN.
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340. THERE'S NO WAY
TO MAKE THIS PRETTY.
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341. - ALL RIGHT, McCOYS,
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342. WELL, CARRY ON, I'LL LET YOU
FINISH GETTING READY.
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343. - I'M REALLY CONFIDENT.
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344. I THINK WE'RE GOING TO WIN.
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345. - WELL, HELLO, HATFIELDS.
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346. - HI!
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347. - COME ON OVER AND TALK TO ME,
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348. I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT
YOUR CHARACTERIZATIONS.
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349. NOW, I ASKED THE OTHER KIDS
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350. TO DO AN IMPROMPTU
TABLE READING.
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351. YOU THINK YOU'RE PREPARED ENOUGH
TO DO ONE FOR ME?
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352. - I'M NOT READY!
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353. - AND, ACTION!
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354. - WELCOME TO ANOTHER M—
BLAH-BLAH...
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355. - WELCOME TO
ANOTHER FRY-HOT MEAL...
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356. - DUH. OOH...
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357. - IT'S THAT BILLY JOE
Mc... ALLISTER.
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358. HE—
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359. - ... HE SAYS I LIKE FISH.
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360. - EVERY HATFIELD WOMAN DOES.
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361. SHE DOES—
AND THERE'S ANOTHER LINE.
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362. AIN'T THAT RIGHT, GRANNY?
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363. - THAT'S RIGHT!
WE ALL LOVE FISH.
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364. - I DON'T KNOW
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365. IF IT WAS JUST THE PRESSURE
OF DOING IT IN FRONT OF RuPAUL,
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366. BUT IT JUST REALLY...
JUST FLOPPED.
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367. - STILL A LITTLE BIT
UNDERPREPARED FOR THE CHALLENGE.
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368. JESSICA?
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369. DID YOU CHOOSE YOUR ROLE,
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370. OR WAS YOUR ROLE
ASSIGNED TO YOU?
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371. - NO, MY LEADER.
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372. - AND YOU CHOSE JESSICA
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373. TO HAVE A ROLE
WITH SO MANY LINES BECAUSE...?
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374. - I KNEW SHE'LL TURN AROUND
AND HAVE FUN WITH IT.
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375. - UH-HUH.
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376. - I'M NERVOUS THAT,
IF WE FAIL,
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377. I'M GOING TO GO DOWN,
BECAUSE I'M THE CAPTAIN.
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378. I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING.
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379. - McCOYS, CAN YOU COME OVER
TO THIS TABLE?
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380. GATHER AROUND, KIDS.
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381. LADIES, IN A MOMENT,
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382. YOU'LL BE SHOOTING
YOUR COMMERCIAL.
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383. AND I'M SENDING IN A PRO
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384. TO HELP COACH YOU
WITH YOUR PERFORMANCES.
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385. YOU'LL BE WORKING WITH
OUR SPECIAL GUEST JUDGE,
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386. KATHY NAJIMY.
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387. - ONE LAST THING...
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388. THERE'S A LITTLE TWIST.
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389. I WANT YOU TO...
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390. SWAP SCRIPTS.
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391. SO NOW THE HATFIELDS
WILL BE THE McCOYS
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392. AND THE McCOYS
WILL BE THE HATFIELDS.
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393. - SHE SWITCHES
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394. - SORRY FOR
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395. BUT THAT'S SHOW-BIZ.
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396. - WE'RE DEFINITELY GAGGING.
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397. - DON'T FUCK IT UP, Y'ALL.
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398. BYE!
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399. - BYE.
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400. - IT REALLY PISSED ME OFF,
BECAUSE WE'RE NOT
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401. HAVING TO NOT ONLY LEARN
NEW LINES,
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402. BUT GET DRESSED. OH...
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403. - HERE WE GO,
LET'S START AGAIN.
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404. - THIS IS GOING TO SEPARATE
THE GIRLS FROM THE WOMEN, HONEY.
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405. - IT'S TIME FOR TEAM McCOY
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406. WE LOOK UGLY, FABULOUS,
AND WE'RE OWNING IT.
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407. - OH, HOW PURTY YOU ARE!
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408. OF COURSE YOU KNOW
KATHY NAJIMY.
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409. - HI!
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410. - SHE WILL BE DIRECTING
THE COMMERCIAL FOR YOU ALL.
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411. - ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA
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412. - I CAN'T BELIEVE
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413. SHE'S STANDING IN THE SAME ROOM
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414. I JUST WANT TO PEE EVERYWHERE,
JUST SOAK MYSELF.
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415. - HERE WE GO, PEOPLE!
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416. - I'M GOING TO FEEL
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417. SO THE CHICKEN ENTER FIERCE.
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418. - TAKE ONE.
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419. - HI!
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420. WELCOME TO ANOTHER
HOME-FRIED MEAL
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421. COURTESY OF
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422. DISCO
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423. - CUT! THAT WAS GREAT!
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424. GO A LITTLE SLOWER,
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425. 'CAUSE WE REALLY WANT TO
UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
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426. OKAY?
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427. - WELCOME TO ANOTHER
HOME-FRIED MEAL—
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428. - WAIT, CAN YOU STOP,
CAN WE CUT.
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429. CAN YOU—
IS IT "HOME-FRIED MALE?"
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430. - HOME-FRIED MEAL.
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431. - MEAL. OKAY.
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432. - COMIDA!
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433. - THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO
FRY UP A BOY.
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434. - HI! WELCOME TO
ANOTHER HOME-FRIED MEAL!
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435. - HOWDY, AUNTIE!
WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
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436. - IT'S YER FAVOURITE,
ELLIE MAE!
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437. - IS IT A TIC-TAC?
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438. - CUT! ELLIE MAE,
EVERYTHING SHE'S SAYING
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439. SHOULD BE SEX-SEX-SEX,
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440. EVEN THOUGH SHE'S SAYING
SOMETHING ELSE.
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441. - WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
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442. - IT'S YER FAVOURITE,
ELLIE MAE!
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443. - AUNTIE, I WANT YOU
TO CHAIN-SMOKE
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444. THROUGH THE WHOLE THING.
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445. - IT'S GRANNY McCOY'S
FAMOUS FRIED CHICKEN.
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446. - CUT. LOTS OF ENERGY, PEOPLE!
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447. - WHAT IS IT, AUNTIE?
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448. - OH, PLEASE TELL HER,
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449. THE SUSPENSE
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450. - WHEN I'M ON STAGE PERFORMING,
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451. I TEND TO USE MY BODY A LOT,
AND THIS WAS ALL FACE.
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452. - THAT ELLIE MAE'S DUMBER
THAN A BOX'A ROCKS, AIN'T SHE?
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453. - BABY, CAN YOU MAKE
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454. A TINY BIT OF
A MORE BABY NOISE?
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455. LIKE THIS?
- YEAH!
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456. - OH, PLEASE TELL HER.
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457. THE SUSPENSE
IS BORING ME TO PIECES.
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458. - GIRL, I LOST MY LINE.
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459. OKAY, I GOT IT!
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
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460. I GOT IT.
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461. - AND GO. ACTION.
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462. - SHIT! I REALLY DID
LOSE IT THIS TIME.
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463. WAIT. HOLD ON.
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464. - WE JUST NEED
TO PICK UP THE SPEED.
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465. WE ONLY HAVE 30 MINUTES.
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466. - MY SECRET INGREDIENT
IS...
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467. DISCO GREASY SHORTENIN'!
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468. - AND CUT.
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469. - THAT'S A REAL MOMENT
THAT SHE COULD TAKE.
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470. - YEAH.
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471. GRANDMA, WHEN SHE SAYS
"SOMETHING SPECIAL,"
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472. GIVE ME A LITTLE OF THIS—
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473. LIKE, 'COURSE
YOU GOT SOMETHIN'.
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474. - THAT'S THE SAME AGE I WAS
WHEN I WON YOUR COUSIN'S HEART,
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475. THANKS TO GRANNY'S
SPECIAL INGREDIENT.
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476. - CUT.
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477. - GRANNY DIDN'T BEAM
WITH PRIDE WHEN—
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478. - WHEN I SAID—
- YUP.
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479. - THAT'S THE THIRD TIME.
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480. DOES NOT TAKE DIRECTION WELL.
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481. GRANDMA, IF YOU DON'T
TURN YOUR HEAD
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482. WHEN THEY SAY
"SPECIAL INGREDIENT,"
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483. I'M GONNA RUN THROUGH THIS THING
AND TURN IT FOR YOU.
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484. YOU HAVE A MINUTE
TO SHOW AMERICA
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485. WHO YOUR CHARACTERS ARE,
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486. SO YOU HAVE TO REALLY
PUMP 'EM UP.
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487. - I'M SUPER-STOKED.
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488. - WELCOME TO ANOTHER
HOME-FRIED MEAL—
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489. - CUT!
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490. CRITTER. WE NEED MORE ENERGY
AND COMEDY FROM YOU,
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491. 'CAUSE YOU ARE IN
A CHICKEN OUTFIT,
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492. BUT YOU'RE DOING A VERY
SORT OF "MERYL STREEP" THING.
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493. LET'S THINK OF
A CHICKEN VOICE.
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494. - I'M THINKING THE WHOLE TIME,
COUNTRY ACCENT, SOUTHERN ACCENT,
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495. AND THEN I'M TOLD,
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496. "DON'T DO THAT,
SOUND LIKE A CHICKEN."
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497. - WELCOME TO ANOTHER
FUN-FILLED EVENING—
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498. OH, SHIT.
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499. - EXIT, AND COME ON AGAIN.
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500. - BLOCKER!
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501. - WELCOME TO ANOTHER F—
OH, SHIT.
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502. I THINK I COULD SELL ICE
TO AN ESKIMO...
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503. BUT... NOT DRESSED
AS A FUCKIN' CHICKEN.
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504. - CHICKEN, DID YOU
DO YOUR OWN MAKE-UP?
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505. 'CAUSE YOU LOOK
A LITTLE LIKE "THE JOKER."
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506. IT'S SCARING ME A LITTLE BIT.
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507. I ALWAYS LIKE THE FUNNY.
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508. - I REALIZE
THAT YOU'RE DIRECTING US,
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509. BUT, AT THE SAME TIME, LIKE,
MAKE IT SEEM A LITTLE MORE FUN.
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510. - BLOCKER!
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511. - WELCOME TO ANOTHER
HOME-FRIED MEAL,
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512. COURTESY OF DISCO'S—
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513. - CUT. "DISCO."
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514. REMEMBER, THE MONEY IS "DISCO."
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515. - EVERY TAKE,
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516. THEY WERE TELLING HER
TO "BE ENERGETIC, BE ENERGETIC."
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517. THEY SHOULD ONLY HAVE TO
TELL YOU ONE TIME.
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518. - OH, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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519. OH, AUNTIE!
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520. - CUT!
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521. ELLIE MAE,
WHEN YOU'RE COMING IN, IT'S—
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522. I FEEL LIKE
YOU JUST SAW AN ALIEN
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523. OR THERE'S SOMETHING
CRAWLING UP YOUR BOTTOM.
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524. ELLIE MAE, SHE'S JUST ALL SEX.
AND SAD.
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525. BUT NOT TOTALLY FREAKED OUT.
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526. - SEXY-SAD.
- SEXY-SAD!
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527. AND YOU ARE THE SEXIEST THING
IN THE WORLD, RIGHT?
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528. YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
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529. - OH, AUNTIE.
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530. I JUST HAD THE WORST DAY EVER.
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531. - POOR DUMB ELLIE MAE...
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532. WHO'S GONNA TELL HER
THAT SHE SMELLS LIKE FISH?
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533. - OF COURSE
YOU LIKE EATIN' FISH.
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534. ALL THE HATFIELD WOMEN DO.
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535. - CUT! AUNTIE,
WHAT'S YOUR CHARACTER, HONEY?
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536. - SHE THINKS
SHE'S KIND OF THE BOSS.
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537. - OKAY, THEN MORE OF THAT.
- OKAY.
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538. - AND THEN, BABY,
I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU
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539. TO DO A HIGH VOICE,
BUT DON'T.
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540. YOU GO LOWER AND DEEPER
AND MADDER.
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541. IT'S HILARIOUS.
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542. DO IT
AS "BABY JUST OUT OF PRISON."
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543. I LOVE IT.
- [LAUGHING
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544. - BILLY JOE SAYS
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545. IT AIN'T NATURAL
TO LIKE FISH... SO! MUCH!
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546. - WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE
HE HASN'T HAD A TASTE
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547. OF GRANNY HATFIELD'S
FRESH-FRIED FISH.
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548. - AUNTIE, MEANER.
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549. AND LOUDER.
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550. - SONIQUE KEPT FALLING
IN AND OUT OF CHARACTER.
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551. SHE DIDN'T STAY IN CHARACTER
WHEN THE CAMERAS WERE ROLLING.
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552. - DO IT AGAIN.
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553. - THE QUICKEST WAY
TO A MAN'S HEART
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554. IS THROUGH HIS STOMACH.
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555. - 'SPECIALLY WHEN I MAKE IT
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556. WITH DISCO
EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENIN'.
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557. - OKAY, TAKE IT BACK.
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558. FASTER, LOUDER,
AND, GRANNY, TURN TOWARDS ME,
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559. YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY,
BUT I WANT TO SEE YOU.
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560. FEEL IT,
YOU ARE YOUR CHARACTERS.
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561. - YOU SHOULD INVITE
BILLY JOE OVER HERE
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562. SO HE CAN GET
A TASTE OF MY FISH.
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563. WITH DISCO—
YOU'LL GET THERE IN NO TIME.
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564. - GRANNY, DID YOU
REALLY JUST PUT SHORTENING...
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565. IN YOUR CROTCH?
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566. - MORGAN,
SHE WASN'T FUNNY AT ALL.
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567. SHE WAS CRUDE.
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568. - A LITTLE LESS
WITH THE CROTCH SHOTS,
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569. JUST 'CAUSE
IT'S A FAMILY COMMERCIAL.
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570. OKAY, BABY,
DON'T CHANGE A THING.
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571. - HE SAYS I LIKE EATIN' FISH!
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572. - POOR DUMB ELLIE MAE.
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573. - IT IS AWFUL GOOD.
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574. - AND CRISPY, TOO!
- AND CRISPY, TOO!
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575. - MM-MM!
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576. - GREAT.
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577. - GOOD JOB.
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578. - I'M HAPPY
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579. AND I'M CONFIDENT
WITH WHAT MY TEAM DID
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580. AND HOPEFULLY THE JUDGES
WILL SEE THAT.
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581. - GOOD WORK,
HATFIELDS AND McCOYS!
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582. NOW, AS KATHY KNOWS,
IN SHOW BUSINESS,
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583. THE LAST SHOT OF THE DAY
IS CALLED "THE MARTINI SHOT."
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584. AND THIS IS YOURS.
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585. PLEASE ENJOY
SOME ABSOLUTCOCKTAILS.
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586. NOW, DOLLS, YOU WERE ASKED
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587. TO BRING YOUR BEST COUNTRY DUDS
FROM HOME,
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588. AND, TOMORROW, YOU'LL GET
THE CHANCE TO WEAR THEM
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589. ON THE MAIN STAGE.
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590. WE'LL BE JOINED BY
OUR EXTRA-SPECIAL GUEST JUDGE,
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591. COUNTRY LEGEND TANYA TUCKER.
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592. - I LOVE TANYA TUCKER.
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593. HER FASHION IS FIERCE.
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594. - WHOO!
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595. - THE THEME OF TONIGHT'S
RUNWAY PRESENTATION
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596. IS "COUNTRY—"
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597. COUTURE COUNTRY,
GLAMOUR COUNTRY REALNESS.
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598. - THE ONLY COUNTRY I KNOW
IS MY AUNT,
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599. AND SHE'S LIKE
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600. THE MOST COUNTRIEST PERSON
IN THE WORLD.
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601. BUT SHE HAS
SO MANY PERSONALITIES,
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602. SO I'M, LIKE— I WANT TO GIVE
ALL VERSIONS OF MY AUNT IN ONE.
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603. - BUT THIS ISN'T COUNTRY. RIGHT?
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604. - DEPENDS ON WHAT KIND OF
COUNTRY LOOK YOU'RE GOING FOR.
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605. - THE FIRST TIME
THAT I EVER DID DRAG
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606. IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS,
IN HIGH SCHOOL,
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607. WAS DURING THIS HALLOWEEN PARTY.
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608. I THOUGHT I LOOKED SEXY, GIRL,
THEN I F—
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609. YEAH, NO.
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610. I HAD LIKE THIS AFRO ON,
BALLOON BOOBIES,
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611. MY BEST FRIEND—
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612. - YOU DID BALLOON BOOBIES TOO?
- I SURE DID.
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613. - GIRL, NO, I HAVE NEVER
DONE DRAG IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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614. - I DID DRAG IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.
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615. - YEAH, WE KNOW.
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616. YOU CAME OUT THE WOMB
PUTTING ON MAKE-UP.
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617. - I KNOW!
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618. - DO YOU FEEL LIKE A WOMAN, OR
DO YOU FEEL LIKE A DRAG QUEEN?
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619. - A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH.
I MEAN, WHEN YOU'RE IN DRAG,
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620. YOU DON'T JUST FEEL
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621. SOMETIMES YOU MIGHT FEEL
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622. A LITTLE BIT MORE WOMANLY
ONE DAY,
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623. YOU MIGHT FEEL
A LITTLE BIT MORE FIERCE—
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624. - I FEEL LIKE I'M A DRAG QUEEN
WHEN I'M IN DRAG.
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625. - I FEEL LIKE A PERFORMER,
AND THAT'S IT.
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626. - GIRL, YOUR CHEEKS
ARE REALLY ASHY.
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627. - OH, WHAT? HERE?
- YEAH.
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628. - BUT I HAVEN'T DUSTED YET.
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629. - YEAH, IT'S OBVIOUS.
YOU COOKING?
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630. - IT'S A SLOW ROAST.
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631. LIKE THAT CHICKEN WE HAD.
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632. - BEST CHICKEN, GRANNY.
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633. - IT'S ALL IN THIS CAN.
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634. - YOU'RE LIKE,
"IT'S ALL IN THIS CAH-YAN!"
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635. - THE REASON WHY
I STARTED DOING DRAG
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636. IS BECAUSE I WAS TOLD
I WAS CUTE.
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637. I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE
BEEN TOLD I WAS CUTE AS A GUY.
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638. NEVER.
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639. MYSTIQUE IS "PRETTY."
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640. EVERYBODY LOVES MYSTIQUE.
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641. - I LOOK AROUND THE ROOM,
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642. I SEE EVERYBODY
LOOKS LIKE A COUNTRY DIVA,
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643. AND THEN I SEE WHAT
MYSTIQUE IS WEARING.
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644. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S...
A BIG GIRL GOING OUT TO A CLUB.
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645. - I DON'T THINK THE HAT
GOES WITH THE OUTFIT.
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646. PERSONALLY.
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647. BUT YOU'RE A QUEEN YOURSELF,
SO YOU CHOOSE.
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648. - MM. MM-MM.
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649. - OH, MY LORD!
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650. - HI, EVERYONE.
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651. SANTINO. HOW ARE YOU, BABY?
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652. - WHAT'S THAT FLOWER
YOU GOT ON?
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653. - I FEEL LIKE AN ICE COLD GLASS
OF COUNTRY-STYLE LEMONADE.
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654. - PINK LEMONADE!
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655. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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656. WE HAVE MISS TANYA TUCKER
IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT.
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657. - WHOO!
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658. - THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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659. - OH! LOVE IT.
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660. HEY, MISS KATHY.
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661. - HELLO, MY DARLING.
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662. - THIS WEEK WE ASKED THE LADIES
TO PUT THE CHARISMA,
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663. UNIQUENESS, NERVE,
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664. AND TALENT
BACK IN COUNTRY
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665. AS TWO FEUDING TEAMS,
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666. TO SHOOT A TV COMMERCIAL
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667. FOR "DISCO
EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENIN'."
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668. TONIGHT, THEY COME
TO THE MAIN STAGE
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669. DECKED OUT IN THEIR BEST
DENIM-AND-DIAMOND COUTURE.
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670. JUDGES, ARE YOU READY TO SEE
WHAT THEY'VE TURNED OUT?
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671. - READY.
- WOO-HOO!
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672. - GENTLEMEN...
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673. START YOUR ENGINES.
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674. AND MAY
THE BEST WOMAN WIN!
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675. - SONIQUE!
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676. - SONIQUE IS EVERYTHING
THAT I FEEL ON THE INSIDE.
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677. WHEN YOU FEEL GOOD
ON THE INSIDE,
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678. IT SHOWS.
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679. - WOW.
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680. - SHE'S WORKING IT.
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681. A LITTLE TANYA TUCKER.
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682. - YEAH!
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683. - OOH!
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684. - THE DEVIL
WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA!
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685. - JUJUBEE!
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686. - DURING MY RUNWAY,
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687. ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT
IS "MAMA, YOU HAVE TO HIT THIS."
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688. - IS THAT A CHERRY IN THERE?
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689. - SHE'S POPPING HER CHERRY AGAIN.
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690. - RAVEN!
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691. - THAT'S SO NOTRAVEN!
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692. - I KNOW, RIGHT?
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693. - YEAH, THE "GUESS?" GIRL.
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694. - I'VE NEVER SEEN HER
SO SWEET-LOOKING.
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695. - I FEEL ADORABLE.
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696. LIKE A CHERRY
ON TOP OF A CUPCAKE.
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697. - GIRL NEXT DOOR.
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698. - WELL, NEXT DOOR TO WHAT?
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699. - BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE
IN TEXAS!
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700. - SAHARA!
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701. - THAT MUCH LEGS
SHOULD BE AGAINST THE LAW.
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702. - I'M A DANCER, SO,
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703. OF COURSE I'M GOING TO TRY
AND INCORPORATE THAT
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704. EVERY CHANCE I GET.
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705. - A LITTLE BOOT
AND A LITTLE SHUFFLE.
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706. - Y'ALL COME BACK NOW,
YA HEAR?
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707. - ALL RIGHT, MOMMY.
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708. - I WANTED TO DO COUNTRY,
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709. BUT I WANTED IT TO HAVE
AN URBAN TWIST.
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710. - IT'S KIND OF LIKE RACQUEL WELCH
WENT TO THE COUNTRY.
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711. - WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD
TO KEEP 'EM ON THE FARM
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712. AFTER THEY'VE BEEN
TO RuPAUL'S DRAG RACE.
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713. PANDORA BOX!
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714. COWGIRL HALL OF FAME.
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715. - I'M FEELING LIKE MY OUTFIT
IS CUTE AND COUNTRY.
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716. - THIS AIN'T HER FIRST TIME
AT THE RODEO.
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717. - EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES.
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718. - OH!
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719. JESSICA WILD!
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720. - I FEEL GOOD
BECAUSE I FEEL SEXY,
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721. I FEEL THAT I AM
IN THE COUNTRY.
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722. - OUR LITTLE JESSICA
IS GROWING UP.
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723. SHE'S FILLING OUT HER JEANS.
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724. HER APPLE-BOTTOM JEANS.
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725. MYSTIQUE...
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726. STARR JONES
BEFORE THE PILATES.
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727. - MY STRATEGY IN THE GAME
WAS PRETTY MUCH TO STAND OUT,
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728. TO BE TOTALLY DIFFERENT
FROM EVERYBODY ELSE...
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729. SO IT CAN WORK IN MY FAVOUR.
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730. - YES, YES, UH-HUH,
AND DO-SI-DO, MAMA.
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731. MORGAN McMICHAELS,
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732. THE LOOK OF TODAY'S
COUNTRY GIRL!
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733. - KIND OF NEW ROMANTIC COUNTRY.
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734. - I THINK THERE'S JUST
A ONE-TRACK MIND
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735. ABOUT WHAT COUNTRY IS.
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736. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE PODUNK
TO BE COUNTRY.
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737. - AREN'T THEY GORGEOUS,
THOSE BOOTS?
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738. TYRA SANCHEZ,
THE OTHER TYRA.
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739. - I TRY TO GIVE THE JUDGES
ANOTHER SIDE OF ME EVERY WEEK.
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740. - FLIP OFF THE SKIRT— WOO!
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741. - I'LL CHANGE AT THE GAS STATION,
MAMA, YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW.
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742. - WOW!
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743. OH, YES...
NOW SHE'S SUPER-TYRA.
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744. I'LL TAKE ONE IN EVERY COLOUR.
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745. - HELLO, MY COUNTRY QUEENS.
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746. LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT THE WORLD PREMIERE
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747. OF YOUR "DISCO EXTRA-GREASY
SHORTENING" COMMERCIAL.
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748. WELCOME TO
ANOTHER HOME-FRIED MEAL,
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749. COURTESY OF
DISCO EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENING!
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750. - HOWDY, AUNTIE.
WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
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751. - IT'S YER FAVOURITE!
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752. GRANNY McCOY'S
FAMOUS FRIED CHICKEN.
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753. - MAH SECRET
IS RIGHT IN THIS CAN.
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754. - AIN'T THAT DISCO
EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENIN'?
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755. - SURE IS, ELLIE MAE.
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756. - THE QUICKEST WAY
TO A MAN'S HEART
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757. IS THROUGH HIS STOMACH!
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758. - AND WITH DISCO
EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENIN',
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759. YOU'LL GET THERE IN NO TIME.
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760. - THIS IS SO DELICIOUS.
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761. AND CRISPY TOO!
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762. - PUT SOME CRISPY
IN YOUR COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO
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763. WITH DISCO
EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENING! WOO!
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764. - OUR COMMERCIAL WAS HILARIOUS.
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765. I LOVED IT!
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766. - LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT THE WORLD PREMIERE
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767. OF YOUR "DISCO EXTRA-GREASY
SHORTENING" COMMERCIAL.
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768. WELCOME TO
ANOTHER HOME-FRIED MEAL,
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769. COURTESY OF "DISCO EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENIN'."
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770. - OH, AUNTIE.
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771. THAT MEAN BILLY JOE McALLISTER,
HE BEEN PICKIN' ON ME ALL DAY.
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772. HE SAYS I LIKE...
EATIN' FISH!
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773. - POOR DUMB ELLIE MAE.
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774. WHO'S GONNA TELL HER
THAT SHE SMELLS LIKE FISH TOO?
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775. - THAT'S BECAUSE
HE HASN'T TRIED
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776. GRANNY HATFIELD'S
FRIED FISH FILLETS.
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777. - 'SPECIALLY WHEN I MAKE IT
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778. WITH "DISCO
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779. - WELL, IF YOU ASKS ME,
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780. IT AIN'T JUST THE FISH
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781. THAT THAT McALLISTER BOY'S
AFRAID OF.
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782. - THE QUICKEST WAY
TO A MAN'S HEART
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783. IS THROUGH HIS STOMACH.
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784. - IT IS AWFUL GOOD.
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785. AND CRISPY TOO!
MM-MM.
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786. - ADD SOME CRISPY
TO YOUR FRIED FISH FILLET
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787. WITH DISCO
EXTRA-GREASY SHORTENING.
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788. COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!
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789. - SO HATFIELDS...
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790. McCOYS.
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791. BOTH OF YOUR COMMERCIALS
HAVE HIGHLIGHTS
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792. AND LOWLIGHTS.
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793. BUT I DO HAVE A FAVOURITE...
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794. AND THAT IS...
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795. THE McCOYS'.
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796. GOOD WORK.
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797. NOW, THIS WEEK,
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798. WE HAD YOU WORK AS TEAMS.
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799. BUT, TONIGHT, EACH OF YOU
WILL BE JUDGED
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800. ON YOUR INDIVIDUAL PERFORMANCE.
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801. IN OTHER WORDS,
ONRNO ONE IS SAFE. CE...
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802. AND WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME,
PLEASE STEP FORWARD.
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803. SONIQUE.
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804. JUJUBEE.
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805. MORGAN McMICHAELS.
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806. TATIANA.
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807. SAHARA DAVENPORT.
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808. YOU GIRLS,
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809. YOU ARE SAFE.
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810. CONGRATULATIONS.
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811. YOU MAY LEAVE THE STAGE.
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812. THE FIVE OF YOU REPRESENT
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813. THE BEST AND THE WORST
OF THE WEEK.
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814. LET'S BEGIN
OUR JUDGES' CRITIQUES.
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815. WE'RE GOING TO START
WITH RAVEN.
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816. - I DID THINK THE PERFORMANCE
WAS A LITTLE ALL OVER THE MAP.
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817. - IT WAS KIND OF A MIXED BAG,
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818. I DIDN'T ACTUALLY KNOW
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819. IF YOU KNEW THAT YOU WERE
KIND OF PLAYING AN ANIMAL
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820. OR A CHICKEN.
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821. - WELL, WHEN WE WERE PRACTICING,
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822. I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT
I SHOULD DO IT AS A CHICKEN.
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823. - WHAT DID YOU THINK
YOU WERE GOING TO DO?
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824. - I— WELL, DO THE VOICE
AS A CHICKEN.
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825. - NOW, KATHY, YOU DIRECTED
RAVEN IN THE PIECE.
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826. - I DIRECTED RAVEN IN THE PIECE.
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827. P.S., YOU LOOK SO CUTE,
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828. I COULD PUT YOU IN A SMOOTHIE
AND DRINK YOU...
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829. BUT I ALSO SENSE
A REAL SERIOUSNESS ABOUT YOU.
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830. HONEY, YOU HAVE TO
LOOK AROUND YOU,
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831. THIS IS JUST
A BOWL-FULL OF "FUN" SOUP.
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832. LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE BIT,
AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.
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833. - ALL RIGHT,
NEXT UP, JESSICA WILD.
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834. SHOW US YOUR APPLE-BOTTOM JEANS.
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835. - MY APPLE B—?
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836. - HE-E-E-EY!
- YEAH, I WANT TO MOUNT HER.
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837. - YOU ARE GIVING
THOROUGHBRED REALNESS TODAY.
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838. - WHAT'D YOU THINK OF HER
AS THE DISCO CRITTER?
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839. - I THINK SHE DID A GOOD JOB
WITH YOUR LANGUAGE.
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840. I CAN BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH.
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841. - PUT SOME CRISPY
IN YOUR COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!
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842. - I LOVE MY CHARACTER
BECAUSE I LOVE THE MUPPETS
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843. SO I FEEL LIKE I AM A MUPPET.
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844. - THANK YOU, MY DEAR.
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845. PANDORA BOX.
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846. DID YOU MAKE THIS OUTFIT,
OR DID YOU BUY IT?
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847. - UM, IT'S BOUGHT,
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848. BUT THEN I TOOK THE FABRIC
THAT WE HAD FOR ALL THE COSTUMES
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849. AND ADDED THE LITTLE LADY.
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850. - AH. CRAFTY!
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851. - I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT.
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852. I LOVE WHAT YOU DID TO IT,
AND IT KINDA REMINDS ME OF ME.
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853. - SANTINO?
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854. - OH...
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855. I'M NOT GOING TO BE
YOUR FAVOURITE.
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856. IT ALMOST LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE IN A CHILD PAGEANT
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857. OR SOMETHING.
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858. I'M THINKING LIKE
YOU READ LIKE 12 OR 13,
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859. AND THEN I LIKE—
I'M JUST KINDA CREEPED OUT.
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860. - I DON'T THINK
PANDORA IS A FASHION GIRL.
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861. WHAT I DO GET ALL OVER
FROM PANDORA IS COMEDY.
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862. I THOUGHT YOU WERE
THE FUNNIEST PERSON, ACTUALLY.
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863. - THE QUICKEST WAY
TO A MAN'S HEART
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864. IS THROUGH HIS STOMACH!
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865. - IT WAS DEFINITELY FUN TO DO.
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866. I WAS KIND OF IN MY ELEMENT.
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867. - VERY FUNNY.
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868. MYSTIQUE SUMMERS MADISON.
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869. ARE YOU FEELING... SOUTHERN?
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870. - I WENT WITH HOW
MY FRIENDS BACK HOME DRESS,
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871. SINCE THEY'RE COUNTRY.
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872. - WELL, I HEAR
WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN',
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873. BUT IT'S NOT REALLY SORT OF
THE COUNTRY LOOK.
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874. - I WANT TO STAND OUT
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875. BY GOING AS THE NORMAL
"MALL-WEAR COUNTRY."
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876. - AND THE COUNTRY GIRLS
WOULD WEAR—
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877. WHERE THEY STILL CAN HAVE ON A
NICE SHIRT—
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878. - ISN'T THIS THE SAME TOP
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879. YOU WORE
IN THE CHALLENGE, THOUGH?
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880. - YES. THIS IS A SKIRT,
A ONE-PIECE SKIRT,
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881. AND I MADE IT MORE UPDATED
WITH THE GAUCHOS AND EVERYTHING.
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882. - WHY THE FUCK
DID YOU WEAR THAT
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883. AND TRY TO MAKE UP
SOME BULLSHIT FUCKING STORY?
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884. - I LOVE THE WAY
YOU DO YOUR RUNWAY.
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885. I THOUGHT
YOUR RUNWAY WAS GREAT.
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886. - IT ALMOST SEEMED LIKE
YOU WERE TWIRLING EVEN MORE
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887. BECAUSE YOU KNOW
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888. THAT YOUR OUTFIT
IS NOT WORKING TODAY.
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889. - WHEN YOU WALKED OUT JUST NOW,
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890. I SAID, "I TOTALLY FORGOT
THAT YOU'RE NOT FEMALE."
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891. I JUST THOUGHT, "WELL,
THERE'S THAT GORGEOUS WOMAN."
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892. IT'S A BUMMER ABOUT THE OUTFIT.
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893. THAT'S A BUMMER.
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894. - TYRA SANCHEZ, YOU TORE IT UP,
MISS THING.
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895. - I THINK SOME MAYBE
HAD A HARD TIME COMING UP
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896. WITH ONE OUTFIT.
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897. YOU CAME UP WITH
THREE LOOKS THAT YOU GAVE US.
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898. - THE ONLY THING
I WOULD ASK YOU IS,
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899. WHEN YOU TRANSFORM INTO TYRA,
WHY DOESN'T YOUR VOICE CHANGE?
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900. - WELL, I CAN'T GO HIGHER.
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901. - WHAT'S THE HIGHEST NOTE
YOU CAN HIT?
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902. - [BREATHY, "
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. PRESIDENT.
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903. - [A LITTLE DEEPER, BUT SEXY]:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. PRESIDENT.
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904. - THAT'S TOTALLY BELIEVABLE.
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905. - LET'S TALK ABOUT
YOUR COMMERCIAL.
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906. YOU PLAYED THE BABY.
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907. - I ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT
MY OWN SON.
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908. HE WAKES UP
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
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909. OUT OF NOWHERE AND JUST LIKE,
"CAN I HAVE SOME WATER?"
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910. AND BY THE TIME I GET THE WATER
AND BRING IT BACK TO HIM,
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911. HE'S ASLEEP AGAIN.
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912. - WELL, ALL RIGHT.
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913. LADIES, WHILE YOU ENJOY
AN ABSOLUTCOCKTAIL
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914. IN THE INTERIOR ILLUSIONS
LOUNGE,
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915. THE JUDGES AND I
WILL DELIBERATE.
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916. THANK YOU.
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917. LET'S TALK ABOUT MYSTIQUE.
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918. - SHE'S GOT
THAT REALLY PRETTY FACE.
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919. THE ONLY PROBLEM I HAD
WAS THE OUTFIT.
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920. - YEAH.
- SO FAR OFF THE MARK.
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921. STOOD OUT
IN ALL THE WRONG WAYS.
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922. - THAT OUTFIT—
THAT WAS INEXCUSABLE.
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923. - YEAH.
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924. - AND THEN HAVING
TO EXPLAIN WHY...
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925. NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD.
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926. OKAY, SO WE'RE GOING TO
GO ON OVER TO TYRA.
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927. SHE'S A GORGEOUS GAL.
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928. SHE'S CLEARLY INVENTIVE
WITH HER PRESENTATION.
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929. DO YOU THINK TYRA'S VOICE
IS WORKING AGAINST HER?
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930. - I THINK JUST A LITTLE BIT.
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931. BECAUSE, WHEN YOU LOOK AT HER,
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932. THERE'S NOTHING—
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933. I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG.
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934. - YEAH.
- LET'S TALK ABOUT RAVEN.
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935. DIDN'T DO SO WELL
IN THE COMMERCIAL.
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936. - I MISSED THE FUNNY.
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937. OBVIOUSLY,
YOU'RE IN A CHICKEN SUIT,
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938. THAT'S THE FIRST CLUE
TO BE FUNNY.
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939. - RAVEN LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL
ON THE RUNWAY,
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940. BUT I THOUGHT,
AS THE DISCO CRITTER,
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941. JESSICA DID A BETTER JOB
THAN RAVEN.
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942. - YES. JESSICA WILD
IS FROM PUERTO RICO,
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943. DOESN'T SPEAK THE LANGUAGE
VERY WELL,
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944. AND SHE SEEMED TO MASTER
THE DISCO CRITTER VERY WELL.
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945. - SHE JUST WENT WILD.
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946. - I FIND HER REALLY CHARMING
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947. AND A GREAT SPICY ADDITION
TO THIS LINEUP.
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948. - YES. BUT IS SHE AMERICA'S
NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR?
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949. THAT'S THE QUESTION
WE HAVE TO ASK.
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950. - AH, I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
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951. - PANDORA BOX.
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952. SANTINO HAD SOME ISSUE
WITH PANDORA BOX'S OUTFIT.
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953. - HATE. HATE.
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954. IT'S JUST VERY PEDESTRIAN.
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955. - SHE IS A FANTASTIC COMEDIENNE.
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956. - MY FAVOURITE TO WORK WITH,
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957. SHE'S GOT SOME COMEDY GOING.
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958. - SILENCE!
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959. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.
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960. BRING BACK... THE GIRLS.
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961. LADIES.
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962. WELCOME BACK.
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963. PANDORA.
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964. YOU WANT TO WIN THIS RACE?
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965. YOU NEED TO STEP UP
YOUR STYLE.
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966. YOU'RE SAFE.
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967. YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.
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968. MYSTIQUE.
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969. YOU WERE SLOW
TO MAKE ADJUSTMENTS ON SET
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970. DURING THE COMMERCIAL.
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971. WHEN WE ASKED YOU
TO GIVE US
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972. YOUR "BEST COUNTRY COUTURE,"
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973. YOU CAME UP EMPTY-HANDED.
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974. I'M SORRY,
YOU'RE UP FOR ELIMINATION.
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975. - I KNEW THIS WAS PROBABLY
GOING TO HAPPEN THIS WAY.
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976. THEY DIDN'T SEE ME
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977. AS THEIR VERSION
OF COUNTRY REALNESS.
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978. YOU CAN'T PLEASE EVERYBODY.
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979. - JESSICA.
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980. YOU'RE SAFE.
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981. YOU MAY
JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.
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982. RAVEN.
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983. I SEE FLASHES
OF STAR POWER IN YOU...
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984. BUT, AS QUICKLY AS IT COMES,
IT FADES AWAY.
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985. DO YOU HAVE THE CONSISTENCY
TO BE THE NEXT DRAG SUPERSTAR?
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986. I'M SORRY,
BUT YOU'RE UP FOR ELIMINATION.
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987. - SO, ONCE AGAIN,
I'M IN THE BOTTOM TWO.
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988. HONESTLY,
I DON'T FEEL LIKE I BELONG
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989. IN THE BOTTOM TWO
WITH MYSTIQUE.
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990. - TYRA SANCHEZ.
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991. YOUR RUNWAY WAS A HIT...
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992. AND YOUR BABY GIRL
MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD.
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993. CONGRATULATIONS,
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994. YOU'RE THE WINNER
OF THIS CHALLENGE...
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995. WHICH MEANS
YOU HAVE IMMUNITY NEXT WEEK.
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996. PLUS, YOU WILL RECEIVE
A COLLECTION OF DESIGNER BAGS,
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997. HANDMADE IN ITALIAN LEATHER
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998. FROM M. CLIFFORD DESIGNS.
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999. CONGRATULATIONS, TYRA,
YOU MAY JOIN THE OTHER GIRLS.
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1000. - THIS IS THE FIRST CHALLENGE
THAT I WON
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1001. AND I FEEL GREAT.
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1002. I FEEL AMAZING.
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1003. BECAUSE, LAST WEEK,
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1004. THEY WERE MAKING ME OUT
TO BE A BITCH OF THE GROUP.
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1005. BUT I'M NOT A BITCH...
I'M AMERICA'S SWEETHEART.
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1006. - TWO QUEENS
STAND BEFORE ME.
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1007. I'VE CONSULTED
WITH THE JUDGES...
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1008. BUT THE FINAL DECISION
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1009. IS MINE TO MAKE.
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1010. LADIES,
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE
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1011. TO IMPRESS ME
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1012. AND SAVE YOURSELF
FROM ELIMINATION.
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1013. THE TIME HAS COME
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1014. FOR YOU TO LIP-SYNC
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1015. FOR YOUR LIFE.
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1016. GOOD LUCK.
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1017. AND REMEMBER...
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1018. DON'T FUCK IT UP.
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1019. - LIP-SYNC AREA IS MY STAGE,
THAT'S MY BATTLEGROUND.
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1020. I'M GONNA GO BALLS TO THE WALLS.
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1021. - I WAS GOING TO DUKE IT OUT.
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1022. I DON'T CARE
IF THE WIG FLEW OFF,
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1023. I DON'T CARE
IF I BROKE A HEEL.
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1024. AT THAT POINT,
IT WAS DO-OR-DIE,
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1025. BECAUSE I WAS NOT GOING TO
GO HOME AGAINST MYSTIQUE.
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1026. ALL YOUR LIES
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1027. I HEAR YOU KNOCKIN'
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1028. BUT YOU CAN'T COME IN
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1029. - WHOO!
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1030. - MYSTIQUE.
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1031. RAVEN.
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1032. I'VE MADE MY DECISION.
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1033. RAVEN...
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1034. YOU'VE BEEN
DOWN THIS ROAD TWICE,
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1035. BUT YOU KEEP PULLING THROUGH...
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1036. AND IT'S THAT KIND
OF RESILIENCE
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1037. IT TAKES
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1038. TO WIN THIS RACE.
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1039. SHANTAY, YOU STAY.
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1040. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU.
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1041. - IF I WAS TOLD TO "SASHAY AWAY"
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1042. AND MYSTIQUE WAS STILL
STANDING UP THERE,
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1043. I WOULD HAVE FUCKIN'
SLIT MY WRISTS.
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1044. - MYSTIQUE SUMMERS MADISON.
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1045. I WANT YOU
TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF,
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1046. BECAUSE I DO.
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1047. NOW SASHAY... AWAY.
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1048. - I'M NOT GOING TO CHANGE
WHO I AM
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1049. TO WIN A COMPETITION.
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1050. I'M GOING TO BE MYSTIQUE.
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1051. TAKE ME AS I AM,
OR NOTHING AT ALL.
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1052. SO I'M GOING HOME
WITH MY HEAD HELD UP HIGH.
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1053. - DOLLS,
LIKE EVERY GOOD COUNTRY SONG,
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1054. WE WILL LIVE
THROUGH THIS HEARTACHE.
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1055. MYSTIQUE IS GONE,
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1056. BUT WE WILL CARRY ON
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1057. IN THE TRADITION
OF ALL GREAT COUNTRY QUEENS.
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1058. NOW REMEMBER—
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1059. IF YOU CAN'T LOVE YOURSELF,
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1060. HOW IN THE HELL
YOU GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE?
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1061. CAN I GET A "AMEN" IN HERE?
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1062. - AMEN!
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1063. - LET THE MUSIC PLAY!
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